Ridiculousnessly Windy Moments Caught on Camera 💨 💨 Ridiculousness

0:00 ROB: I want to keep going.

0:01 We're fine out here.

0:03 Oh.

0:04 He's gonna keep going.

0:05 STEELO: He's still good.

0:06 LOLO: Look, I'm on my lunch break.

0:07 He's still good.

0:08 Every minute counts.

0:08 ROB: Just not gonna give up.

0:10 STEELO: It picked up pretty quickly.

0:11 The whole table.

0:12 He got hit with a table.

0:13 ROB: He did.

0:13 STEELO: He thought he had hair or something?

0:15 Why they keep both touching their head?

0:16 They're like, I just had it now.

0:19 [UPBEAT MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] Wind, huh?

0:24 Oh, man.

0:25 Your fave.

0:26 Evil.

0:27 It's just— it'll come for you.

0:28 Yeah.

0:29 And you know what it'll also do?

0:30 It'll come for your things.

0:32 Yeah.

0:33 You'll have a ton of stuff in your backyard one day,

0:36 and the next minute, it's gone.

0:37 STEELO: Yep.

0:37 Literally gone.

0:38 Wind is like— it's like a silent aggressor.

0:40 ROB: Yeah.

0:41 I mean, it's pretty silent.

0:42 Yeah.

0:42 LOLO: Sometimes.

0:43 No, it's like— it is like the Earth's passive aggressiveness.

0:46 Yeah, you think it's, like, innocent, but it's actually disastrous.

0:49 That's it.

0:50 I hate it right now.

0:51 Yeah.

0:51 My hate is growing.

0:53 You know what I mean?

0:54 I'll never forget when the wind, like, put my, like, super heavy— OK, like,

1:00 super heavy, like, marble with wheels, like, shade ran it right into the pool.

1:06 Couldn't get it out.

1:07 Had to have it, like, lift it out with like six people.

1:10 Like, it was like, you know?

1:12 And it did it to disrespect me.

1:13 It's costing money now.

1:14 It was the wheels, though, too, though.

1:15 It helped.

1:16 Well, you know, maybe.

1:18 I guess I could have locked them.

1:20 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, like.

1:21 You know what I'm saying?

1:22 It rolled in like— This ain't about me.

1:24 This is about wind.

1:25 OK?

1:26 I'm gonna stay focused.

1:27 This category right here is wind just taking people's things.

1:31 Take a look at The Wind Won.

1:33 [APPLAUSE] It ain't about me, wind.

1:38 STEELO: My things.

1:39 ROB: Give me all your pancakes.

1:40 STEELO: That's crazy.

1:42 LOLO: Oh, man.

1:42 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:43 Don't try to save none.

1:45 Just leave them alone.

1:46 LOLO: Yeah, 'cause now you're gonna eat him after.

1:47 STEELO: I mean.

1:48 Somebody had to try to save the cakes.

1:50 It just breaks my heart more for you to grab four and bring them back.

1:54 Like, it's like, just let them all go.

1:56 I'll start over.

1:59 LOLO: Oh, no.

1:59 ROB: Oh, oh.

2:00 LOLO: It's a poncho.

2:01 STEELO: Yeah, you're wearing that.

2:02 ROB: Dang, man.

2:03 It's going through it.

2:04 STEELO: She thinks it's hilarious.

2:06 LOLO: The skeleton of the umbrella came out.

2:07 STEELO: Let it go.

2:08 Just let it go.

2:08 You're right.

2:09 Man, next thing you know, it's like jacket, shirt.

2:12 Just undressing her.

2:14 ROB: Man, I can't tell what type of car it is.

2:16 Now it's like a little Miata.

2:17 Stingray.

2:18 ROB: Little Lotus.

2:19 You think that's a Stingray?

2:20 STEELO: No, I made it up.

2:21 ROB: Yeah, no, I mean, it seems logical.

2:23 Oh, man.

2:23 LOLO: Oh.

2:24 Oh, man.

2:25 STEELO: Oh, man.

2:26 OK, where's my rooftop?

2:27 What happened with that?

2:28 You didn't lock it, or what's going on?

2:30 LOLO: Dang.

2:31 STEELO: Wind can't be that crazy, is it?

2:32 ROB: Wind was like, I'll take it.

2:36 LOLO: Oh my goodness.

2:37 ROB: Oh, man, is there a baby in there?

2:38 STEELO: What is in there?

2:39 ROB: What is in there?

2:40 CHILD: You will get taken, too.

2:42 ROB: Save it, Daddy.

2:43 STEELO: Is it a dog in it, or he's nailing it down?

2:45 ROB: Oh, OK.

2:45 He's gonna do it.

2:46 STEELO: He was trying to stake it.

2:47 Oh, man.

2:48 ROB: Oh, man, the stakes couldn't stop the wind

2:51 'cause what the wind wants, the wind takes.

2:54 Well, you know, one of the worst things that there is in this world is wind.

2:59 LOLO: Oh, yeah.

3:00 Have you ever had the wind destroy your appearance?

3:03 Oh, yeah.

3:04 I feel like women are already at the disadvantage.

3:06 We got lashes, hair extensions, long hair, lip gloss, hair.

3:11 But do you hate wind?

3:13 I don't hate it.

3:15 Good, good.

3:16 Are you a wind advocate?

3:17 I'm from "The Windy City." LOLO: That's true.

3:20 The least I can do is represent the wind.

3:21 Oh, man.

3:22 Every time I say it, I like— I put, like, a needle in you, like.

3:26 Well, look, this is proof that wind can absolutely destroy the way you look.

3:31 Take a look at Blown Appearances.

3:34 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: Oh, no.

3:42 Is that another "two-pie?" That's embarrassing.

3:44 It's a hat, right?

3:45 ROB: Man.

3:46 STEELO: Oh, no.

3:47 ROB: Man.

3:47 STEELO: You gotta leave it.

3:48 LOLO: The wind got you running in circles.

3:50 STEELO: He felt naked out there without his hat.

3:51 He put the hoodie on.

3:52 ROB: He had to get the hoodie back on.

3:54 STEELO: I got cold thoughts now.

3:58 She loves it.

4:01 ROB: Oh, oh.

4:02 STEELO: No, you got to leave that.

4:03 Is that a milkshake?

4:04 ROB: This wind is all over her right now.

4:06 STEELO: Oh, you gotta let it go.

4:08 There goes your vibe.

4:10 That's intense wind.

4:11 That's when you gotta walk backwards.

4:15 You gotta walk backwards.

4:16 ROB: Oh.

4:17 STEELO: Everybody know the trick.

4:18 LOLO: You know the technique.

4:19 ROB: Oh, OK.

4:20 STEELO: Baby girl, you're naked.

4:21 ROB: All right, well.

4:22 Wait, what did you have on to begin with?

4:23 Go back.

4:24 How did you end up naked all of a sudden?

4:25 Yeah, that was crazy.

4:27 That was just a button-up shirt.

4:28 ROB: Was it?

4:29 STEELO: That's all I see.

4:30 ROB: Yeah.

4:31 STEELO: The shirt just unbuttoned.

4:32 That was it.

4:33 ROB: All right, OK.

4:35 All right.

4:36 Look, the wind is the devil.

4:39 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

4:42 No, look, it's been a little windy in LA lately.

4:45 You know what I mean?

4:46 It's been bumming me out.

4:47 Bumming me out.

4:48 Putting a lot of pressure on me, you know what I mean?

4:51 I go out to where I'm building that house, and it gets windy.

4:54 I start to get nervous.

4:55 Yeah.

4:55 ROB: You know what I mean?

4:56 Like, they had to shut down working on the house.

4:58 LOLO: It's that windy?

4:59 'Cause of wind.

5:00 That's crazy.

5:01 And it's— it's not crazy.

5:02 It's disrespectful.

5:03 STEELO: The wind?

5:04 Yeah, it's— it's just— there's no reason to like wind.

5:08 There is nothing, nothing good about wind.

5:11 I'm trying to think.

5:12 ROB: Like, name one thing.

5:14 Like, if you're stuck at sea and you don't

5:15 got a motor and you got to sail, that's it.

5:17 Yeah, whenever you're golfing and there's a shot that know

5:20 you can't make direct but the wind's working with your advantage,

5:23 so you're like, oh, I can actually get around that tree.

5:25 OK, maybe.

5:26 I guess.

5:26 STEELO: I found it.

5:27 I found it, guys.

5:28 Figured it out.

5:30 I had to figure it out.

5:31 If you fly kites.

5:32 I got more.

5:32 That's it.

5:33 I'm churning over here.

5:34 ROB: OK, OK, OK.

5:36 Still not good enough.

5:37 You know what I mean?

5:38 I'm good without it.

5:39 Which is all fair.

5:39 I don't need to fly kites.

5:40 ROB: Look, everybody in this category, they hate wind as well.

5:43 In this category, the wind is headhunting.

5:46 Take a look at Wind Helmets Wanted.

5:49 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: Yeah.

5:54 LOLO: Wow.

5:55 STEELO: Yeah.

5:55 ROB: Everything you got.

5:56 Taking everything you got.

5:58 STEELO: Oh, man, where's the family?

5:59 ROB: Man.

6:00 STEELO: Look, there's your wife.

6:01 Dropped you, disrespected you.

6:02 Yeah.

6:03 You gotta build, like,

6:04 an awning or something over this to protect you a little bit.

6:09 Honey, just come in.

6:13 ROB: Oh, what the hell?

6:14 STEELO: Those are pants?

6:15 LOLO: Oh my god.

6:16 ROB: Whoa.

6:17 OK, they getting dry.

6:18 Go back.

6:20 Man, did you just come up?

6:21 You know what I mean?

6:22 Just get yourself a nice pair of slacks.

6:23 Yeah.

6:24 Danced his way over.

6:25 ROB: It really feels like it's just like dance.

6:27 Hey, you want me?

6:28 Can you move like this?

6:30 STEELO: These are magic pants.

6:31 Oh my god.

6:34 ROB: Oh.

6:35 LOLO: Oh, man.

6:37 ROB: Oh, oh.

6:38 STEELO: That's trampoline?

6:39 LOLO: Rolled out by the trampoline.

6:40 STEELO: Tramp stamp.

6:41 Just worked by the trampoline.

6:45 Oh.

6:46 LOLO: Santa's over there rolling around.

6:49 ROB: Oh.

6:50 LOLO: It's Christmas.

6:51 I gotta stay.

6:52 STEELO: Oh, man.

6:53 ROB: Man, I tell you what, move to another city.

6:57 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

7:00 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah God has created a lot of amazing things.

7:04 He has.

7:05 Yes, Lord.

7:06 But God has made some mistakes.

7:08 OK, I didn't know we were going here.

7:10 Didn't know we were going here.

7:11 And God— God made wind.

7:13 I don't think that's a mistake, you know?

7:15 Wind, why?

7:16 STEELO: Everything God made was good.

7:18 It's how we— it's how we receive things.

7:19 ROB: I know.

7:20 You receive wind bad.

7:21 Wind is not bad.

7:23 If you went out and just embraced wind differently,

7:25 I think you guys would actually be rather close.

7:28 You're more alike than you realize.

7:29 Yeah, I— no, no.

7:31 You're more alike.

7:32 No.

7:33 Yeah, yeah, you sit with that.

7:35 Hey, maybe, maybe we're both a little annoying.

7:38 You know what I'm saying?

7:39 I wasn't going there.

7:41 Wind is, like, passive aggressive.

7:42 Yeah.

7:43 Wind is very passive aggressive.

7:45 OK, I was looking for something better to make him embrace this, guys.

7:48 I'm not passive aggressive, man.

7:51 Me and wind aren't alike.

7:54 Wind is just evil.

7:56 OK.

7:57 It clearly seems that way in this category, and I think everybody would agree.

8:01 Take a look at Wind Whipped.

8:03 When you got to hell and it was all wind.

8:05 It was no fires rolling.

8:08 It's just wind.

8:10 Oh, man, this is hell?

8:11 ROB: Yeah.

8:12 LOLO: It's Rob's hell.

8:14 STEELO: For sure.

8:15 ROB: Oh.

8:16 STEELO: I watched Twisters last night, so this is like— ROB: This is it.

8:19 LOLO: It's very on par.

8:20 STEELO: This is the movie.

8:21 ROB: This man's living in it.

8:22 LOLO: Yeah, he's fighting for his life and whatever's in there.

8:25 STEELO: There's nothing in the shed.

8:27 Oh, it's just noodles.

8:28 That's it.

8:30 You can't buy more noodles, like?

8:32 It opened up, and it was like— ROB: The noodles aren't gonna beat the wind.

8:37 His turf has never moved, though.

8:39 ROB: No.

8:40 I love grass carpet.

8:41 It's always flawless.

8:42 Yeah, that turf is put in pretty steel.

8:44 That's a quality lay.

8:47 ROB: Oh.

8:48 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:49 LOLO: I'll protect you.

8:50 STEELO: Yeah.

8:51 LOLO: The cover's like— ROB: I'll protect you.

8:53 WOMAN: I'm sorry.

8:55 I can't come out and help you.

8:57 STEELO: How long has he been there?

8:58 For you to pull out your camera and watch him

9:00 and he start laughing mean it's like his third time.

9:02 ROB: He loves his barbecue so much.

9:04 STEELO: Yeah, she took the car.

9:05 All I have is this left.

9:07 ROB: Oh, oh.

9:09 You ain't gonna lose it.

9:12 Fight it.

9:13 Fight it, Debra.

9:15 STEELO: She doing good, though.

9:16 ROB: I'm not going to allow any dirt in my Jacuzzi.

9:19 STEELO: She doing— OK.

9:21 ROB: She got it.

9:22 Good job.

9:22 LOLO: Great core work.

9:23 STEELO: Oh my god.

9:24 Oh, man.

9:25 This timeshare was the worst thing to happen to me.

9:28 Oh, the regret.

9:29 STEELO: Yeah, folded her up.

9:32 It looks like an enclosure, too.

9:33 It is.

9:34 No, the enclosure is gone.

9:35 Doesn't matter.

9:36 ROB: It used to—- Just bars.

9:37 Now it's just an enclosure frame.

9:42 LOLO: Oh, no.

9:43 ROB: OK.

9:44 STEELO: Can I get a to-go box?

9:47 ROB: I'm done with this pizza.

9:48 Man.

9:49 LOLO: I wonder how many people skipped their bill on that.

9:52 I'm definitely skipping.

9:52 Can we duck?

9:53 Why do you have this umbrella?

9:54 ROB: I'm gonna fight this wind.

9:56 Man, don't pull out the kid's dino umbrella.

9:59 Come on, bro.

10:00 Just walk inside.

10:01 It's doing nothing.

10:02 Man, just run.

10:03 There you have it for Wind Whipped.

10:06 [APPLAUSE] Look, it's not like I just hate wind to hate wind.

10:12 You have valid reasons.

10:13 Yeah, like, wind serves no purpose.

10:15 I mean, that sounds like you hate wind to hate wind.

10:18 It serves purpose.

10:18 Yeah, like, for what?

10:19 For sailors, maybe?

10:21 Yeah, yeah.

10:22 That's it, but we've moved on to engines.

10:23 You know what I mean?

10:24 Don't even go in the water.

10:25 ROB: Yeah.

10:26 What about the windmills and the energy?

10:27 They're a throwback from '74.

10:29 You know what I mean?

10:30 We draw our energy from the sun now.

10:33 Just like plants.

10:34 You know what I mean?

10:35 Right now, tell me where wind is working for us.

10:40 Well, like, the decorations and stuff, wind chimes, the wind sticks, you know?

10:46 Hey, the flag can't even fly without the wind.

10:47 What does?

10:48 LOLO: The flag.

10:50 A flag in general.

10:51 It just kind of sits there limp.

10:52 These are actually pretty solid.

10:53 These are pretty solid.

10:54 Limp flag.

10:55 ROB: For all the flags that we have and wind chimes that we have,

10:58 you know what I mean?

10:59 The things we need.

11:02 Very important.

11:03 But one of the worst things wind can do

11:05 is pick something up and slam it into you.

11:08 That's true.

11:09 It's so aggressive.

11:09 That's it, that's it.

11:10 That's wind's way of disrespecting you beyond

11:13 just blowing your hair around and annoying you, it's physically hurting you.

11:17 That is everybody in this category, Getting Wind Socked.

11:21 Take a look.

11:22 [APPLAUSE] I'm a wind hater.

11:27 STEELO: Oh, man.

11:30 What are these dogs doing?

11:31 This man just watched it like it was a cartoon, didn't he?

11:35 He was like, yeah, that's pretty cool.

11:38 ROB: OK.

11:39 OK.

11:40 Oh, oh.

11:41 STEELO: Oh, man.

11:42 Oh, man.

11:43 LOLO: Oh.

11:44 STEELO: That's wood still as they can find.

11:45 ROB: Man.

11:46 Every hard material.

11:48 That's it, that's it.

11:50 It's aluminum, steel, wood.

11:53 STEELO: And he was the one doing actual work.

11:54 ROB: That's it.

11:55 He's measuring the wind.

11:57 That's it.

11:58 I tried to catch it, dude.

11:59 STEELO: I tried to catch it.

12:00 I tried to catch it.

12:01 I was spotting ya.

12:03 ROB: This is like a pre, like, tornado warning.

12:05 Get back inside.

12:07 LOLO: Oh.

12:09 He saw it and thought it was a UFO.

12:11 And then he just got saucered right to the face.

12:14 Yeah, and your crack was already out before you got hit.

12:17 So, like, you feel that wind.

12:19 You feel that wind.

12:20 That breeze is crazy.

12:23 There you have it for Windsocked.

12:27 [APPLAUSE] Across that ass.

12:29 Do you know the official name for a dust tornado?

12:32 Haboob.

12:34 ROB: The what?

12:35 It's a haboob.

12:37 Is that right?

12:38 I don't know.

12:39 I don't know.

12:41 Like, look, you could have just said anything, and that sounded like anything.

12:46 It have to be right, in my opinion.

12:48 ROB: It has to be.

12:49 Haboob?

12:50 On confidence alone, you know what I'm saying?

12:52 She wouldn't have just said haboob for no reason.

12:55 Also, did you grow up around tornadoes, or where is this from?

12:57 Is this like— It's a Arizona thing.

12:59 ROB: Yeah.

13:00 It's literally like you can't see anything in front of you.

13:02 It's just sand.

13:04 And, like, will you be like, oh god, there's a haboob?

13:06 LOLO: Yeah.

13:07 STEELO: Haboob.

13:08 Yeah?

13:08 Yeah, haboobs are out.

13:09 The haboobs are here.

13:10 Haboobs are out.

13:10 The haboobs are here.

13:11 The haboobs are out.

13:12 They have arrived.

13:13 Oh, man.

13:14 I thought they were called dust devils.

13:15 A dust devil, OK.

13:17 Sounds like a vacuum.

13:20 Listen, don't shame me.

13:22 OK.

13:23 Oh, thanks, yeah.

13:25 Oh, man.

13:27 I've never felt like I don't know anything.

13:29 Listen, like, listen, I thought about, like,

13:33 not saying it and moving into the category and just going with haboob.

13:37 Yeah.

13:38 ROB: And then I said— as soon as I sheepishly said it, she shamed me so quick.

13:42 Oh, what, like, the [BLEEP] vacuum?

13:43 I tucked my answer as soon as you said it.

13:45 So I'll put that away.

13:48 A category of intense haboobs.

13:52 Take a look at Dust Damage.

13:56 STEELO: Double deep in haboobs.

13:58 ROB: Man.

13:59 Oh, man.

14:00 STEELO: This Fyre Festival.

14:01 Ain't no haboob coverage.

14:02 We can't get fire coverage.

14:04 It can't be no haboob coverage.

14:07 We're just screwed.

14:09 We just got dropped last week from haboob coverage.

14:13 Man, I bet it's hard to get haboob coverage.

14:15 STEELO: It's gotta be.

14:16 At least in Arizona.

14:18 They pulled it.

14:19 ROB: Oh.

14:20 Oh, man.

14:20 LOLO: Chickens know.

14:21 STEELO: Oh, man, they always know, huh?

14:23 ROB: Chickens can get caught up real quick.

14:24 LOLO: But why did they run outside and go— oh my gosh.

14:26 STEELO: Oh, man.

14:27 LOLO: Yeah, go back inside.

14:28 Got some ground chicken real quick.

14:30 ROB: Man, just.

14:31 STEELO: Cook that up.

14:32 Throw it in the pot right there.

14:34 One of them didn't make it.

14:35 We don't know which one, but.

14:36 One went away.

14:37 We'll go ahead and guess.

14:38 ROB: Oh.

14:40 STEELO: Haboob warning at the beach.

14:42 ROB: Man, it's just haboobing so hard right now.

14:44 STEELO: Yeah.

14:46 We came here for boobs, and we got haboobs?

14:48 This is crazy.

14:51 That's the scariest one.

14:52 LOLO: That is scary.

14:53 STEELO: That's moving too slow for me.

14:54 MAN: I just raked that!

14:56 LOLO: Oh, man.

14:57 Is that just [BLEEP]?

14:58 ROB: Man, it's just— It's just a [BLEEP] storm.

15:02 It's a hapoo.

15:04 Hapoo.

15:08 ROB: Oh, man.

15:09 Yeah, I'll tell you what, that's a haboob you don't want to get caught up in.

15:12 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

15:15 [APPLAUSE] OK, wind.

15:19 Sketchy now.

15:20 It's the worst, man.

15:21 I'm on your side now, man.

15:23 It's crazy.

15:24 Yeah, no, it's showed its power.

15:25 Yeah.

15:26 I mean.

15:26 STEELO: It's still here, too.

15:27 Oh, you know what it feels like?

15:29 I ain't leaving.

15:30 I actually feel the same way where I'm like, do we ever trust the wind again?

15:34 No, it's like they give me any indication— like,

15:37 it was, like, a little bit windy the other day.

15:39 I'm like, man.

15:40 LOLO: I like it.

15:41 Here he comes.

15:42 STEELO: Yeah.

15:43 The devil's back in town.

15:44 What's even going on?

15:45 The wind is back.

15:46 Yeah, I'm like, he's at it again.

15:48 LOLO: Yeah.

15:49 STEELO: I'm on your side now, Rob.

15:50 Yeah, it's— it's— it's a weird thing where before,

15:54 you never thought about it up until now, you're like, ooh, what's going on?

15:59 You know what I mean?

16:00 But I'm here to tell you, wind's always been bad.

16:03 I've never trusted wind.

16:05 I mean, this category is the wind just trying to punish you.

16:09 Take a look at Wind Whipped.

16:11 [APPLAUSE] Oh, damn.

16:16 LOLO: How is it inside wind?

16:17 ROB: What?

16:19 Like, indoor— indoor tornado.

16:22 Everybody had different plans.

16:23 ROB: Man.

16:24 STEELO: Some went under.

16:24 Some left.

16:25 Some kept working.

16:26 ROB: Man.

16:28 STEELO: Girl's at the desk.

16:29 ROB: That's it.

16:30 The show must go on.

16:36 Whoa, Whoa.

16:37 Oh god.

16:38 STEELO: That's a pervert, for sure, controlling that.

16:41 ROB: Oh, it's like.

16:43 Oh, it's a little wind devil.

16:44 Man, and she got worked.

16:46 STEELO: She did.

16:47 I feel bad for her.

16:48 ROB: Wind worked.

16:50 Oh.

16:51 STEELO: Oh, man.

16:52 LOLO: Oh my god.

16:54 It knocked them both down.

16:55 ROB: Yeah.

16:55 STEELO: It skipped that man across.

16:56 ROB: Yeah, look, this is a city I'm never even visiting.

16:59 STEELO: Nah, you gotta walk backwards.

17:00 If the wind's cooking like that, just stay inside.

17:03 OK, wind.

17:05 It's the dumbest thing ever invented.

17:07 So true.

17:08 ROB: Oh, man.

17:09 You have the same connection as him.

17:10 He hates wind.

17:11 Man.

17:12 Even when I think about wind, it makes me mad.

17:15 And again, like, I just started building my new house,

17:19 and— and we're beginning to, like, level the land.

17:22 And it was windy out there.

17:23 Oh, man.

17:23 Wow.

17:24 I would hate to have to move from my forever home because it's too windy.

17:28 Do they have, like, windproof windows?

17:30 They do.

17:30 They have to.

17:31 They got windproof windows.

17:33 I looked into— STEELO: OK.

17:35 --could I build, like, the edges of the decks with, like,

17:38 some sort of system that, like, spun the wind back out?

17:41 Interesting.

17:42 You looked into this?

17:43 ROB: Yes, I was— You brought scientists in?

17:46 Would you bring in scientists?

17:48 We need a wind spinner.

17:49 ROB: Look, look, when I— when— me trying to explain to the person of, like,

17:54 do they make something that, like, sends the wind back, and they're like, no.

17:58 Sends the wind back.

18:00 Sir.

18:01 It's like, well, look, this category right here is wind at its worst.

18:05 Take a look Aggressive Air.

18:07 [APPLAUSE] Oh.

18:13 Oh, it's on me.

18:14 Oh my god.

18:16 Jeez.

18:16 STEELO: That was cooking right away.

18:17 Oh my god.

18:18 That pulled her.

18:19 Is that wind if it pulls you?

18:20 Look, that's like.

18:21 STEELO: Yeah.

18:22 It was.

18:24 And they got a old-school doorbell and a Ring?

18:26 This is confusing.

18:28 Pick a side.

18:30 Watching someone from this car is always— ROB:

18:33 Man, you let go of that dog, it's gone.

18:34 STEELO: Oh, man.

18:35 That dog is gonna be a kite.

18:36 STEELO: Yeah.

18:37 Yeah.

18:39 STEELO: This is windy.

18:40 This is— oh, man.

18:41 Oh, man.

18:43 ROB: Oh.

18:44 STEELO: Can't even get up with grace.

18:45 You look crazy.

18:47 ROB: You need to move.

18:48 STEELO: Are y'all going in that direction?

18:49 CARLY: They went back down.

18:50 They was going that way.

18:51 They said we're going home.

18:52 There you have it for Aggressive Air.

18:55 [APPLAUSE] You know, I just don't understand why we haven't innovated wind more.

19:03 Wind?

19:04 ROB: Why don't we have wind cars?

19:06 Oh, you keep saying this.

19:07 That's it.

19:07 Where's the wind bike?

19:09 The propeller cars.

19:09 You hate wind.

19:10 When did you start getting on this side of wind?

19:12 Look, I don't mind coming together and using wind.

19:15 STEELO: Repurpose it.

19:16 That's it.

19:16 OK, Leonardo DiCaprio.

19:18 ROB: As long as you're going behind me and pushing me forward, I'm with ya.

19:21 STEELO: You're with it.

19:21 You know what I mean?

19:22 If you're blowing at me and moving stuff around, you should die.

19:25 You know what I mean?

19:26 And you should die.

19:27 ROB: It's so funny, like.

19:28 Gosh.

19:30 Why do you hate wind?

19:32 ROB: Here's how crazy it was.

19:33 As I said it, I really meant it.

19:35 And I was like, how could I kill wind?

19:37 And I couldn't come up with an idea.

19:39 I'm just curious, why— why do you feel like this?

19:42 I can't think of anything that ruins anything more than wind,

19:45 you know what I mean?

19:46 It's a silent killer.

19:47 I think it's been the thing that's bothered him since he was a kid.

19:49 He hasn't dealt with it.

19:50 There's some trauma there.

19:51 Yeah, so then he's brought it into adulthood, and he's like, wind is bad.

19:54 I'm like, it's OK.

19:55 Look, I went on vacations where it was windy the whole time,

19:58 and I basically lost the vacation.

20:00 Oh, man.

20:01 ROB: Because of wind.

20:02 85 degrees and crystal clear skies.

20:06 We can't play Uno now.

20:07 ROB: No, no, you can't even stay outside.

20:10 You can't even be at the pool.

20:11 It's blowing over all the chairs.

20:13 STEELO: Oh, man.

20:14 Blowing dust in your eyes.

20:15 That's real wind.

20:16 ROB: And you can hear it laughing with every gust, you know what I mean?

20:19 There's trauma.

20:20 ROB: Look, this category is proof that wind could be used to drive things.

20:24 Take a look at Wind Powered.

20:27 [APPLAUSE] There you go.

20:29 There you go.

20:31 STEELO: You making it work.

20:32 ROB: Just wind it.

20:33 HOST: Winding.

20:34 I like that.

20:34 STEELO: This is cool.

20:35 You're in a hurricane.

20:37 ROB: You are in a hurricane.

20:38 STEELO: It's cool, though.

20:39 HOST: It's only a level 1.

20:40 It's OK.

20:40 STEELO: Yeah.

20:42 This would have brought LA to its knees a couple of weeks ago,

20:44 you know what I mean?

20:45 This is just like a storm in Florida.

20:48 Oh, man.

20:49 We got the winds.

20:50 Let it rip, Cindy.

20:51 STEELO: Man.

20:52 ROB: Oh, man.

20:53 Go on a little trip.

20:55 STEELO: Ain't no fires today?

20:57 ROB: This is like when you know for sure there's not gonna be a fire,

21:00 you know what I mean?

21:01 Like.

21:02 Firefighters need fun, too.

21:03 STEELO: Yeah.

21:04 It's windy and icy.

21:06 Sailboggan.

21:08 A sailboggan.

21:10 OK, look, it's working.

21:11 HOST: Well, it's working.

21:13 STEELO: Where you trying to go?

21:14 Just Uber.

21:16 ROB: Like, that was Wright Brothers flight level.

21:18 You know what I mean?

21:19 He invented the sailboggan, and he slid for like 5 feet.

21:21 That counts.

21:22 I can see it being the next Olympic sport.

21:23 ROB: Yeah.

21:24 No, it could be.

21:26 Oh, oh, it's just a couple of bags and a skateboard,

21:29 and you can travel the world.

21:30 STEELO: Who's winning?

21:33 She waiting on the bus?

21:34 She realized maybe I should get a bag.

21:37 ROB: Maybe I need a skateboard and a bag if I want to get out of here.

21:43 Ah, just stuck at sea.

21:46 Just getting sailed around out in Finland.

21:49 HOST: In Finland.

21:50 ROB: Man, look.

21:51 Hey, it's costing zero energy.

21:53 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

21:55 [APPLAUSE] OK, look.

21:59 The umbrella in the backyard.

22:01 It's so versatile.

22:02 It's so versatile.

22:03 Shade.

22:04 OK.

22:05 Shade.

22:06 STEELO: Yeah.

22:07 And more shade.

22:08 STEELO: True.

22:08 OK?

22:09 And occasionally protection from rain.

22:11 Yes, I agree.

22:12 I'll never own one never again in my life, you know what I mean?

22:16 'Cause it's like— I love that you pumped it up so much,

22:18 gassed it up like you need one.

22:20 I will never own one.

22:21 It's like I live in, like, the wind center of Los Angeles.

22:25 STEELO: Fair.

22:26 So they just go sailing.

22:28 They end up in the pool.

22:29 Like, I tried to— I kid you not, I spent all the effort and time and energy

22:33 and money in getting one that was weighted with wheels.

22:36 STEELO: Yeah.

22:36 And then that thing got blown,

22:38 rolled its way into the pool, and I couldn't get it out.

22:40 Really?

22:41 We have a lot of umbrella skeletons in our backyard.

22:44 Just no one wants to just pick them up.

22:46 They just gotta— And do you— do you believe in the umbrella?

22:49 I do, just because I'm a girl who likes to get sun kissed.

22:52 But I like the shade when it's a little too hot.

22:54 So you can last longer outside.

22:55 Yeah, I also like to get sun kissed.

23:00 STEELO: As you heard it, you were like, I too like to get sun kissed.

23:04 I swear to God, as soon as she said it, it made me miss, like, tanning.

23:08 I just like to be sun— I was like, me too.

23:10 Yeah.

23:10 I'm like, where's the sun?

23:12 Kissed by the sun.

23:13 Maybe because it's particularly rainy today.

23:16 Well, this category right here is how terrible the umbrellas can be.

23:19 Take a look at Slambrellas.

23:22 [APPLAUSE] Don't come at me, umbrella.

23:26 Oh.

23:27 STEELO: 'Cause they can get so violent.

23:29 ROB: Oh, man, it's gonna be real violent.

23:30 STEELO: They can get so violent.

23:32 ROB: Oh, man.

23:33 STEELO: 'Cause you're just hoping for the right end.

23:36 Look, she looked off in the distance and saw, like, the damage coming.

23:40 STEELO: Yeah, she took cover.

23:42 WOMAN: Oh, it just hit her.

23:43 Do you hear the girl filming?

23:44 It just hit her.

23:47 WOMAN: He's going for the big one, I think.

23:48 ROB: He's what?

23:49 STEELO: What are y'all dressed for?

23:52 HOST: I'm so confused about this.

23:53 They're all characters, for sure.

23:55 ROB: What?

23:56 OK.

23:57 This is the weirdest— STEELO: Best picture ever.

23:59 HOST: They're in the snow, blowing bubbles with a Hawaiian lei.

24:02 STEELO: Yeah.

24:03 HOST: Snowboarding.

24:05 A lot going on.

24:06 ROB: Yeah.

24:07 For 57 likes.

24:08 57 likes.

24:10 Hey, they're on Ridiculousness.

24:11 Yeah, they're stars now.

24:14 ROB: Oh, no.

24:15 STEELO: She ain't gonna let it go.

24:17 She ain't gonna let go.

24:18 ROB: No, no.

24:19 Oh, man.

24:21 HOST: She saved it.

24:22 That's her favorite.

24:23 That's my favorite chair set.

24:25 Yeah.

24:26 She's been going to the same salon since like '68.

24:31 ROB: Oh, here we go.

24:32 Parkouring with the brelly.

24:35 Parkouring with the brellies.

24:36 Parkouring with the— oh, man.

24:39 You had way too much faith in that brella.

24:42 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

24:45 [APPLAUSE] I like to eat outside.

24:49 You know, do you guys enjoy a nice outdoor meal?

24:51 It feels very in touch with nature.

24:53 Like, I love eating outside, too.

24:54 ROB: Yeah.

24:55 I do it for the breeze more.

24:57 I mean, if it's a good day, I don't want to waste a good day eating inside.

25:01 But I'll never be outside like, where the squirrels at?

25:04 Let's eat together.

25:06 OK, I'll tell you what she's not doing— he's not doing.

25:09 Hey, where's the squirrels at?

25:11 Let's have a picnic.

25:12 Trying to find some people to eat with.

25:14 You know what I mean?

25:15 No, but I will tell you, it's nice to have a little breeze.

25:19 STEELO: Yeah.

25:19 But that's it.

25:20 He hates wind.

25:21 Small window.

25:21 That's it.

25:22 Like, if you— if it becomes wind, like, it's you can't do it.

25:26 I agree.

25:26 It will ruin your meal.

25:27 And, like, if it becomes wind where you have to now manage

25:31 your table— You have to put stuff on top of the napkins.

25:33 But you shouldn't be eating outside for that.

25:34 That's it.

25:35 You know what it is?

25:36 You feel it out.

25:38 Everything feels all right.

25:40 You get over there because you were in the front.

25:42 You walked in the front.

25:43 Now you go to the side where it's a wind tunnel.

25:44 Yeah.

25:44 ROB: You know what I mean?

25:46 It catches you off.

25:47 Now you're— no.

25:47 LOLO: Overstimulated.

25:48 I'm getting mad right now just even thinking about it.

25:51 Everybody in this category, they are trying to do it, and it is terrible.

25:55 Take a look at Windy Meals.

25:58 [APPLAUSE] Wind.

26:02 I'm gonna keep going.

26:03 We're fine out here.

26:05 Oh.

26:06 He's gonna keep going.

26:07 STEELO: He's still good.

26:08 LOLO: Look, I'm on my lunch break.

26:09 He's still good.

26:10 Every minute counts.

26:10 ROB: Just not gonna give up.

26:12 STEELO: It picked up pretty quickly.

26:13 The whole table.

26:14 They got hit by the table.

26:15 ROB: He did.

26:16 STEELO: He thought he had hair or something?

26:17 Why they keep both touching they head?

26:18 They like, I just had it now.

26:22 ROB: Oh, oh.

26:24 Oh, no.

26:25 And they walked to go pick their food up.

26:27 STEELO: If you take your leftovers, you want them.

26:29 Yeah.

26:30 Damn.

26:32 That's lunch tomorrow gone.

26:34 LOLO: What is blowing in?

26:35 ROB: What are we blowing in here, frogs?

26:37 STEELO: Y'all not moving enough for me.

26:39 ROB: We're gonna still keep— we're gonna hang on.

26:41 Just gonna keep hanging on.

26:42 Why is he putting he hand up like he gone— everybody wait a second.

26:44 Everybody, it'll pass.

26:45 Calm down.

26:46 STEELO: I'll talk to Jesus.

26:47 LOLO: Everybody wait.

26:48 ROB: Calm down.

26:49 It's just a passing hurricane.

26:50 We're fine.

26:52 We're fine.

26:53 This happens.

26:54 Tropical.

26:56 ROB: Uh-oh.

26:58 LOLO: Oh, no, just one by one.

27:00 STEELO: Oh, man.

27:01 Man, the idea that it went piece by piece.

27:03 It was dry as hell.

27:05 There was nothing holding it together.

27:06 Yeah, you need some mayonnaise or something.

27:08 This sandwich got undressed.

27:12 LOLO: Tomato, cheese slice.

27:13 STEELO: He had four Bolognas on there.

27:17 STEELO: He wants that, too.

27:18 He's like, I'll take that.

27:19 At least that's saved.

27:21 I'll take that.

27:22 I'll eat that.

27:23 Don't move.

27:26 LOLO: Ground is coming up.

27:27 STEELO: Everything.

27:28 Oh my god.

27:29 ROB: Whoa.

27:31 STEELO: Grab that man up.

27:32 I love that you just hang on to the very last minute.

27:35 There you have it for Windy Meals.

27:37 [APPLAUSE]