Let Me Holla Moments We’re Not Over 🛑 SUPER COMPILATION | Wild 'N Out
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0:00 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: We know this gonna be inappropriate.
0:06 Hey, how you doing?
0:08 [CLUNK, LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] I didn't even say anything!
0:14 There's no chance.
0:16 It is a classic game, y'all.
0:17 Y'all know it.
0:18 Y'all love it.
0:19 It's called Let Me Holla.
0:21 [APPLAUSE] Using our best pickup lines,
0:23 each Wild 'N Out team member's gonna get the opportunity
0:26 to step up here and holla at a goddess.
0:29 Yes, a Wild 'N Out goddess.
0:31 A matter of fact, y'all make some noise for Alisa one time.
0:34 She's gonna come out here.
0:35 [APPLAUSE] If it's something, you know,
0:38 that somebody comes up here and you like,
0:40 you go ahead and— [BELL RINGS] There it is.
0:42 And then you get a bell if you don't like it.
0:44 [BUZZER BEEPS] There it is.
0:46 So you ready?
0:47 I'm ready.
0:48 Team with the most bells wins the game.
0:50 DJ D-Wrek, we on?
0:51 New School, wild out.
0:53 [APPLAUSE] Hey, girl, I was thinking you kind of remind me of a house.
1:05 Really?
1:06 'Cause once I'm in that, the value going up.
1:08 Ooh.
1:09 [GASPING, SHOUTING] [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] OK.
1:16 [APPLAUSE] Goddamn!
1:23 [LAUGHTER] They said you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
1:28 Mm-hmm.
1:29 [BLEEP].
1:30 Let me take my medicine now.
1:31 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Not the diabetes joke.
1:40 [APPLAUSE] OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
1:44 OK.
1:47 Hello.
1:48 Girl, you are as fun as hell.
1:49 So are you.
1:50 Thank you.
1:51 Thank you.
1:52 Girl, I ain't got a punchline, but I do have Beyoncé tickets.
1:55 [LAUGHTER] Hey!
1:58 Let's go.
1:58 Let's go, girl.
1:59 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: You ain't bring some for everybody?
2:03 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Look, uh, I know I'm supposed to come up here and give you
2:18 a pickup line to make you give me the thumbs up.
2:21 But unfortunately, I do not date white women.
2:23 My beautiful Black sister, how are you doing today?
2:27 [BUZZER BEEPS] I don't care nothing about her thumbs down.
2:31 Her people have been giving us thumbs down our whole lives,
2:34 my beautiful Black sister.
2:36 [APPLAUSE] All right.
2:46 All right.
2:48 Wow.
2:49 All right, uh— goddamn.
2:50 All right.
2:51 Uh— [LAUGHTER] Girl,
2:53 you got me feeling like a Black character in a horror movie,
2:56 'cause I don't think I'mma last long in it.
2:59 [APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] Mm-hmm.
3:05 NICK CANNON: Let's go, Asad!
3:09 [APPLAUSE] Chico Bean just came up here,
3:21 real pro-Black message, said he don't date white women.
3:26 But I do.
3:27 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] DJ D-Wrek, who won?
3:35 DJ D-WREK: I gotta give that to the New School.
3:36 NICK CANNON: What?
3:37 It was real close.
3:37 I gotta give it to the New School.
3:39 Old School, wild out.
3:40 [APPLAUSE] I (TRILLING) really like your outfit.
3:50 That's very nice, very nice.
3:51 But look, though, real quick.
3:53 Yes?
3:53 Stop playing.
3:54 Your name is Virginia.
3:55 Yes.
3:55 Like the American state, right?
3:57 Yes.
3:58 Your name is Virginia.
3:59 Well, if your name is Virginia,
4:01 then my name is Richmond 'cause I wanna be inside you.
4:04 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] MAN: That was fire.
4:08 Hold up.
4:09 No, no, no, no, no, no.
4:10 Richmond, Virginia?
4:11 MAN: --nowhere.
4:12 That was fire.
4:12 That was fire.
4:13 Hold on.
4:14 I think I got something like that.
4:15 I like that.
4:16 OK.
4:16 OK.
4:16 Is that your name, Virginia?
4:18 Yes, sir.
4:19 Like the American state?
4:20 Yeah, just like the state.
4:21 OK, cool.
4:22 I wanna change my name to Kentucky so I could be behind you.
4:25 [LAUGHTER] Hold on.
4:28 Wait, wait, wait!
4:29 Wait!
4:30 Wait.
4:30 Hold on.
4:31 [LAUGHS] Hold— wait.
4:33 Your name is Virginia, right?
4:34 Oh, gosh.
4:36 Just like the American state?
4:36 Yes— All right, well— --just like the American state.
4:39 --I wanna be the Maryland so I can be on top of you.
4:41 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: You're all shorter than her.
4:46 Your name Virginia?
4:47 [LAUGHS] Like the state?
4:49 Just like the state.
4:51 Well, I wanna be Washington, DC, so you can pay me your taxes.
4:55 [LAUGHTER] [SQUEALS, LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER,
5:02 APPLAUSE] [INDISTINCT SPEECH] Oh, that was genius!
5:06 [APPLAUSE]- Hey, how you doing?
5:11 Hello.
5:11 [CHUCKLES] Or should I say, hola?
5:14 Hola.
5:15 Cómo estás?
5:16 I was gonna ask you that.
5:17 [LAUGHTER] But I just wanted to know your name, see what your name was.
5:24 My name?
5:25 Your name.
5:25 Virginia.
5:26 Oh, yeah, like what they been saying?
5:28 Yes.
5:29 [LAUGHTER] It's funny, though.
5:32 It's my name, too.
5:33 [LAUGHTER] Well, technically, you know, you are what you eat.
5:39 [APPLAUSE] That one's good.
5:45 [BELL RINGS] I see why he got the problems that he got now,
5:50 telling your mama and daddy.
5:52 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Need a mommy— [APPLAUSE] That's straight-up
6:09 the coolest thing that's ever happened to me.
6:11 OK.
6:12 [LAUGHTER] Sure.
6:13 What's up?
6:14 No.
6:15 OK.
6:15 I'll go— I'll chill out.
6:16 OK.
6:18 Damn, girl, you must be all 21 letters of the alphabet.
6:24 Joey, there's 26 letters.
6:26 Oh.
6:26 MAN: The alphabet.
6:27 That's right.
6:29 You must have left the five vowels at my place when I had you like,
6:33 (MOANING) ay, ay, aye, oh, ooh!
6:36 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Yes!
6:39 Let's go!
6:40 That's the power of the chain!
6:42 That's the power of the chain!
6:44 [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] Hey,
6:47 we gotta make some noise for Virginia one time for being such an amazing sport.
6:52 Thank you.
6:53 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-Wrek, who won?
6:56 Looks like the Old School got more dates, so the Old School wins.
7:00 Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
7:01 Old School!
7:03 New School, wild out.
7:05 [APPLAUSE] [INDISTINCT] Yeah.
7:09 WOMAN: Yeah, of course.
7:10 Hey, sexy, can I have a hug?
7:12 Of course.
7:13 Thank you, baby.
7:13 Ooh.
7:14 Mwah.
7:15 [LAUGHS] You like a sponge, girl,
7:18 'cause when I fill your [BLEEP] with water and give you a little squeeze,
7:23 you'll be dripping [BLEEP].
7:24 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] That sound like you was doing the dishes.
7:30 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] This is your take— you picked this show?
7:37 Yeah.
7:38 Aight.
7:38 I need— WOMAN: [INDISTINCT] [LAUGHTER] Listen,
7:41 I won't— I won't try to get your number right,
7:44 but I need to know if you know how to box, 'cause Chrissy got hands.
7:47 [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Facts.
7:50 You don't want them problems.
7:51 [LAUGHS] She said, yes.
7:53 She likes that.
7:54 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] Hey.
7:58 Ah.
7:59 [LAUGHS] What up?
8:00 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] [LAUGHTER] Hola.
8:04 Hola.
8:05 Cómo estás?
8:06 Oh, you don't speak Spanish?
8:08 No.
8:09 That's OK.
8:10 I'll use a different tongue.
8:11 [APPLAUSE] Ah.
8:14 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] The OG in this game.
8:24 Think I like that side better.
8:25 Let me just walk on that side.
8:26 Excuse me.
8:27 Excuse me.
8:28 [LAUGHTER] Was that your microphone?
8:31 HITMAN HOLLA: No.
8:32 [CHUCKLES] But you can still spit on it.
8:34 [LAUGHTER] [GASPING,
8:38 BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] (SINGING) Oh [APPLAUSE] (SPEAKING) Well,
8:50 that's what I'm gonna make you be singing later.
8:52 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
9:08 [BUZZER BEEPS] WOMAN: He shot his shot.
9:11 Oh.
9:12 [APPLAUSE] Hey, shorty.
9:22 [LAUGHTER] Hey.
9:24 Have you ever dated a guy with asthma?
9:27 No.
9:28 [INHALES, EXHALES] One pump can take your breath away.
9:33 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] Who is this dude?
9:41 [LAUGHTER] I said it.
9:44 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] [CLAMORING] First of all,
9:54 can I get a, hell yeah?
9:55 ALL: Hell yeah.
9:57 Cool.
9:57 That'll do it.
9:58 [LAUGHTER] Wait.
10:01 Oh.
10:02 [LAUGHTER] Can I holler at you for a second?
10:08 You can try.
10:09 Ah!
10:09 Ah!
10:10 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] [WHOOPING] Damn, you so cute.
10:22 Thanks, boo.
10:23 Do you mind if I walk behind you?
10:24 Of course.
10:25 'Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
10:27 [GASPS] ALL: Aw.
10:30 That was sweet.
10:31 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [GRUNTS] [LAUGHTER] DJ D-Wrek doesn't like you.
10:39 Hi, Mr.
10:40 Dumb.
10:40 Stupid.
10:41 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON:
10:46 Y'all give it up for Dani one time.
10:48 She kept it real.
10:50 DJ D-Wrek, who won?
10:52 I gotta give that to the New School.
10:53 Make some noise for the New School.
10:54 They got more dates.
10:55 [APPLAUSE] New School, wild out.
10:58 [APPLAUSE] You like The Lion King, right?
11:07 I sure do.
11:08 OK.
11:08 Well, they call me Mufasa.
11:10 [LAUGHTER] You know, I'm the king of Pride Rock.
11:15 [LAUGHTER] And everything that the light touches— [LAUGHTER] --is your kingdom.
11:23 My kingdom.
11:24 Now you talking.
11:26 [LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] Damn.
11:40 You look good as a direct deposit.
11:41 Goddamn.
11:42 [LAUGHTER] Oh, fu— oh, [BLEEP].
11:45 [CHUCKLES] You ain't gonna get that?
11:47 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: And the Look A Like.
12:01 LOOK A LIKE: Hey, J.
12:03 [LAUGHTER] Look, you ever dated a twin before?
12:06 I have not.
12:08 Well, let me tell you the benefits of it.
12:10 I cook you food.
12:12 I cook you food.
12:13 I massage your feet.
12:15 I massage your feet.
12:16 [LAUGHTER] I take you shopping.
12:19 I take you shopping.
12:21 Basically, all I'm saying is, you'll get everything.
12:23 LOOK A LIKE: Twice.
12:24 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Show them how to do it, Holla!
12:36 Show them how to do it!
12:38 WOMAN: Let's go, Hittie!
12:40 The driver pulling up at 5:00.
12:42 Get your nails done at 6:00.
12:43 Mm.
12:44 Dinner reservations at 8:00.
12:45 Mm.
12:46 Movie start at 10:00.
12:48 [CHUCKLES]- Flight leave at 6:00.
12:49 Same.
12:49 Land in Jamaica at 9:00.
12:51 I ain't bought a food package 'cause I plan on eating you the whole trip.
12:54 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: That's how you play that game!
13:01 [APPLAUSE] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [CHUCKLES] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Mm.
13:12 OK.
13:13 [SPEAKING SPANISH] OK, I'mma say it in English.
13:16 [CHEERING] You believe in love at first sight,
13:20 or should I just walk around again?
13:21 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] Yeah, we got it, we got it.
13:34 [SPUTTERING] We got— [SPUTTERS] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Ah.
13:45 That's all right.
13:46 That's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
13:47 Good, good, good.
13:48 You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
13:49 [LAUGHTER] Shoo.
13:57 [LAUGHTER] OK.
14:00 Aight.
14:01 [LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT SPEECH] Watch out, watch out.
14:03 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
14:04 Good.
14:05 You're good, you're good, you're good.
14:07 Good.
14:08 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh!
14:11 Uh— uh— [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] Y'all
14:21 make some noise for J one more time.
14:23 [APPLAUSE] Awesome job.
14:27 Yo, there was a lot of hollering over here.
14:29 D-Wrek, who won?
14:30 A lot of hollering, but I gotta give it to the New School.
14:32 Make some noise for the New School, yo!
14:35 New School, wild out.
14:36 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Young Frak!
14:41 Let's go, [BLEEP] walk!
14:43 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Ya, Frak, do you.
14:48 Hey, shorty.
14:49 [LAUGHTER] Hey, is your Instagram Ghanaiandol?
14:54 Yes.
14:55 [LAUGHS] Oh, what am I doing?
14:57 Just following my dreams?
14:59 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Oh, my goodness, it is you!
15:14 [LAUGHTER] I will cherish this moment for the rest of my life.
15:20 I had to do that 'cause you're from Africa, but let me stop playing.
15:22 Let me go ahead and give you the line.
15:24 Look, if you give me the green thumbs up, I'mma treat you like a DoorDash order,
15:28 'cause I'm not gonna come fast and I'mma eat it on the way to your house.
15:31 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] Thank you so much for your graciousness!
15:39 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] All right,
15:45 so that's what I got 'cause I don't really talk to girls like that.
15:49 So I want you to answer the question with one of those thumbs.
15:53 OK.
15:54 You want a new Birkin bag?
15:55 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] I don't really want no girl [INDISTINCT],
16:03 so you're gonna have to get somebody else to do it.
16:05 [LAUGHTER] You have to get somebody else to do it.
16:07 Old School, let's go.
16:08 Let's get this money.
16:09 [APPLAUSE] I am sorry to return in this way,
16:15 but Saucy Santana just said he wanted to buy you a Birkin bag.
16:20 But I know it's not what you want.
16:22 So I'm going to offer you what you really want.
16:25 I have three goats available for sale for you right now.
16:28 That's big money.
16:29 I have three, four goats.
16:30 And you're looking at one of them.
16:32 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: The GOAT is the GOAT.
16:38 Thank you so much for your graciousness.
16:41 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Give it up for— [LAUGHS] he's confused.
16:48 All right.
16:49 DJ D-WREK: [LAUGHS] Wow.
16:51 All right.
16:52 What's up?
16:53 My name's Asad, but you can call me Bidet 'cause
16:56 once you turn me on, you can sit on [BLEEP] [BLEEP], and I'mma get that ass wet!
17:00 [LAUGHTER] Yes, sir!
17:04 Wait!
17:04 How?
17:05 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: That [BLEEP] fire.
17:10 MAN: Don't do that.
17:11 Don't do that.
17:13 NICK CANNON: Jessie Woo.
17:14 [APPLAUSE] Hey, girl!
17:19 Girl, you de sweet to me.
17:20 Mm.
17:22 I love chocolate women.
17:25 And you are kind of tall.
17:27 If you give me that pink finger, like your kitty, I can walk it like a dog.
17:31 [CHEERING] WOMAN: No, sister?
17:33 ALL: Aw.
17:35 [BUZZER BEEPS] DJ D-WREK: She don't like that.
17:37 You don't like your kitty to walk like a dog?
17:38 No, sister.
17:39 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Give it up for the twins, y'all!
17:43 [APPLAUSE] LOOK A LIKE: Hey, sexy.
17:50 [LAUGHTER] Look, I know you tired of the streets.
17:54 So we coming to save you.
17:56 And girl, you know you bad.
17:57 Like a punished kid's behavior.
17:59 And lil shawty, you know.
18:00 You some like some candy 'cause I eat it now.
18:03 [CHUCKLES] And I eat it later.
18:05 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] NICK CANNON: Y'all make some noise for the beautiful,
18:14 gorgeous, and amazing Ghanaiandol one time.
18:17 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-Wrek, who won?
18:21 I gotta give that to the New School.
18:23 Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
18:25 [APPLAUSE] Old School, wild out.
18:28 [APPLAUSE] Hola, mommy.
18:34 Hola.
18:35 [SPEAKING SPANISH] [BLEEP] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Va, ra,
18:53 ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, tita.
18:56 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] She's everything but Italian.
19:02 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Hey, shorty.
19:10 [LAUGHTER] You know, you turned me into a Bible reader,
19:15 'cause as soon as Genesis opened up, I said, let there be light.
19:19 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Damn, you beautiful.
19:32 You just lighten up the whole room.
19:35 [SIGHS] I need every one of my days to start with you.
19:37 ALL: Aw.
19:38 So if you give me your number and my phone,
19:41 I'mma save you as Sunrise 'cause I'mma put you
19:44 at the highest point and you gonna brighten my whole day.
19:46 [APPLAUSE] And you can save me as Sunset 'cause I have
19:50 a mama and I wanna be the sun to go down on you.
19:53 [APPLAUSE] CONTESTANT: You on my team!
19:57 [CLAMORING] [APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS] You should have stopped at the sunrise.
20:06 That was a smart choice 'cause when he [BLEEP] you, you gonna be all gone.
20:09 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Give it up for Nicholas "Too Many Baby" Cannon.
20:16 [APPLAUSE] Mi amor— Pregnant.
20:22 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] Mi amor, hola.
20:29 Oh, God.
20:30 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS]
20:40 Pretty much what I said in English is, will you be my next baby mama?
20:42 That's what I said.
20:43 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] NICK CANNON: Let's go, Fab!
20:47 [APPLAUSE] Damn, girl.
20:57 I know you Puerto Rican and not Mexican, but you reminding me of a piñata.
21:01 [LAUGHTER] I just wanna pull a stick out and bust it open.
21:05 [APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS, BELL RINGING] NICK CANNON:
21:15 [SPEAKING SPANISH] D-Wrek, who won?
21:20 I gotta give that to the New School.
21:22 Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
21:24 Fellas, wild out.
21:25 [APPLAUSE] Yeah!
21:32 Yeah!
21:33 Listen, Justina, I'm all about love languages.
21:37 So to get your love, I gotta speak your language, and that's with rap.
21:42 Clap it up one time, y'all.
21:43 Aw.
21:44 BIG MACK: (RAPPING) Justina want love,
21:45 I'm the obvious choice A relationship is stronger than
21:48 your voice I always got your back even if I'm
21:51 not behind you Plus I put something fat and Black
21:53 up [BLEEP] you [APPLAUSE] You know, I like that.
21:57 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] It's a bad-bitch alert.
22:02 It's a bad-bitch alert.
22:06 Hey, Nick.
22:07 Hey, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
22:09 How you doing, hey?
22:10 I'm good.
22:11 I'm good.
22:12 Nick, you remind me of TV, you know?
22:14 Not the television, but, like, the alphabet 'cause I wanna put you in between.
22:21 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Go look at Papi.
22:32 [LAUGHTER] MAN: [SPEAKING SPANISH] WOMAN: What?
22:35 MAN: Oh, OK.
22:36 WOMAN: Not a telescope.
22:37 I need to check some things out.
22:39 That is not a telescope.
22:40 WOMAN: A stethoscope.
22:40 NICK CANNON: It's a stethoscope.
22:41 It's a stethoscope.
22:42 WOMAN: She said— Not a telescope!
22:44 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Don't mess with a doctor.
22:46 May— Get my good tit, this side.
22:49 Oh, yeah, that's good.
22:50 That's good.
22:50 Ooh, yeah.
22:51 Wait.
22:52 Oh.
22:52 Oh.
22:53 Oh.
22:53 [CHUCKLES] It's cold.
22:54 It's giving winter 'cause you'll be coming.
22:57 ALL: Oh.
23:00 It was a bar.
23:01 I liked it.
23:02 I liked it.
23:03 It was a bar.
23:04 It was a bar.
23:05 [APPLAUSE] Hey, Nick.
23:11 Hey.
23:12 OK, let me tell you something.
23:14 If I do a good job, I just wanna tell you that, like,
23:16 you don't need to give me a raise or nothing like that.
23:19 I just want the tip, you know.
23:20 [APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS] It's a tip joke!
23:26 [LAUGHTER] Come on.
23:29 Let's go.
23:30 [APPLAUSE] Justina, you are so smart and funny and talented.
23:39 Thank you.
23:40 [SIGHS] But I made a promise to myself.
23:43 No more cousins.
23:44 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] WOMAN:
23:57 [INDISTINCT] that [BLEEP], Maddy.
23:58 What up, Nick?
24:00 [CHUCKLES] Sup, Maddy?
24:01 Mm.
24:02 Itty bitty.
24:03 [LAUGHS] Let me on.
24:06 [LAUGHTER] [MOANING] I love sucking chocolate.
24:16 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Well, fine, Maddy.
24:28 Oh.
24:29 Pull through.
24:30 [LAUGHTER] [MOANING] I love eating mayonnaise.
24:40 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] Ayo, D-Wrek, who won that game?
24:50 DJ D-WREK: Aw, man, I— I gotta give that one to the Fellas, too.
24:53 Make some noise for the Fellas, y'all!
24:57 New School, wild out.
24:58 [APPLAUSE] Hi.
25:04 Hello.
25:06 Are you into livestreaming?
25:09 'Cause I can make them legs twitch.
25:11 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] What up?
25:24 MACY: What's up?
25:25 Damn!
25:26 [SPUTTERS] [LAUGHTER] You know, I've been on Wild 'N Out for eight seasons.
25:31 Yeah, I'm racking them up like they're Nick's kids.
25:33 And I wanna show you my favorite parts of the show.
25:37 Obviously, the audience.
25:38 Yeah!
25:39 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-Wrek.
25:42 Yeah.
25:44 And over there, the Chain Gang, that's a spot for my G's.
25:47 [APPLAUSE] Can I see your G spot?
25:51 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Ah!
25:55 [BELL RINGS] That was fire.
25:59 That was kind of fire.
26:00 [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] Hey, girl.
26:09 Hey.
26:10 You listen to hip hop?
26:11 I do.
26:12 I don't rap, but I can make that beat box.
26:15 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Beautiful.
26:24 You know what I'm saying?
26:25 MACY: Thank you.
26:26 Inside and out.
26:27 I could tell you, like, a spiritual woman.
26:29 You know what I mean?
26:30 You in touch with a lot of things.
26:31 You know what they say, you can see things with your third eye?
26:33 Yeah.
26:35 I'm trying to feel something with my third leg.
26:37 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: All right.
26:47 What's up?
26:48 You know, usually I like a girl with a little
26:50 more meat on they bones, but you nice.
26:52 OK.
26:53 I could put you in some sauce and eat you all up.
26:55 I call it skinny-dipping.
26:56 [LAUGHTER] You not gonna let— I guess I can't skinny-dip.
27:01 [LAUGHTER] Do I— OK.
27:04 All right.
27:05 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] Man, that— that used to work for you.
27:09 [LAUGHTER]- Got it right here.
27:10 Let's go.
27:11 You're good.
27:12 [APPLAUSE] LOOK A LIKE: Hey, Macy.
27:16 Hey.
27:17 LOOK A LIKE: We came over here 'cause we thought you was really beautiful.
27:20 I'm sure you get that a lot.
27:21 But anyways, we would love to get to know you more and take you out sometime.
27:24 You remind me of a sunshine.
27:26 And we wanna give you all we got to offer at the same time.
27:30 [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: In stereo!
27:34 [APPLAUSE] Let's go, boys!
27:40 NICK CANNON: Let's go, Pretty V!
27:43 Hey, baby.
27:45 Hi.
27:45 You look so cute.
27:46 You look so cute.
27:47 Turn around for me right quick.
27:49 Turn around.
27:50 You do a little spin?
27:51 [APPLAUSE] Mm, never mind.
27:54 I don't like you no more.
27:55 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] NICK CANNON: Thought we was gonna win.
28:01 [APPLAUSE] Lil Top.
28:05 I kind of need some help with my human anatomy class.
28:08 Like, I was wondering, like, could you tutor me?
28:10 I feel like you could help me get this D up.
28:12 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Let's go!
28:16 DJ D-WREK: It might be inappropriate.
28:18 It might be a little inappropriate.
28:20 He just trying to raise his grades.
28:22 Hey, I get it.
28:23 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: We know this gonna be inappropriate.
28:30 Hey, how you doing?
28:32 [CLUNK, LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] I didn't even say anything!
28:37 There's no chance.
28:39 [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] Y'all, make some noise for Macy.
28:43 [APPLAUSE] D-Wrek, who won?
28:47 I gotta give that to the New School.
28:49 Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
28:50 They got more dates.
28:52 Old School, wild out.
28:54 [APPLAUSE] Mm!
29:01 [LAUGHTER] Girl, you remind me of a movie trailer.
29:04 You know why?
29:05 Why?
29:06 'Cause after a couple minutes, you gonna be [BLEEP] soon.
29:08 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [DJ D-WREK LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] MAN:
29:19 That's a real big boy.
29:20 [LAUGHTER] Listen, they call me ThaPlug, right, baby.
29:24 Why?
29:25 Listen, you let me plug into you, I promise you, I can turn you on.
29:28 [EXCLAIMING, BELL RINGS] I'll give him that.
29:34 DJ D-WREK: Make some noise for Finesse Mitchell!
29:36 [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] It's Brittney, right?
29:43 Yes.
29:44 Do you believe teamwork makes the dream work?
29:46 Absolutely.
29:47 OK, 'cause I'm pretty sure if you watch my kids on Mondays,
29:50 Wednesdays, and Fridays,
29:51 my wife will watch them on Tuesdays and Thursdays and— you know what I mean?
29:55 She'll fall for— you know what I'm saying?
29:56 We'll— she'll let us do— you know what I'm saying?
29:59 That— that— that— [BUZZER BEEPS] WOMAN: Don't nobody wanna do that.
30:04 I understand.
30:05 I understand.
30:06 [INDISTINCT SPEECH] [APPLAUSE, DJ D-WREK LAUGHS] All right.
30:11 Uh— all right, all right.
30:13 Excuse me, ma'am.
30:14 Uh— all right.
30:15 Uh— you wanna— you wanna know why I
30:17 got fired from my job working in the rainforest?
30:19 BRITTNEY: Why?
30:20 Uh, 'cause I was [BLEEP] too many cougars.
30:22 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] Hey.
30:36 Hey, now?
30:36 MAN: I done set this up?
30:37 Hold on.
30:38 Wait.
30:39 Wait.
30:39 Nick.
30:40 Nick, I am the captain here, right?
30:41 NICK CANNON: Yeah.
30:42 All right, so I'm the captain, so I can make rules.
30:43 WOMAN: No.
30:44 Yes, I can make rules.
30:45 Hold on.
30:46 Listen, 'cause he wants to go through his raps and be smooth.
30:48 I want you to pick up, saying nothing.
30:50 You can't say nothing [BLEEP].
30:51 How about that?
30:53 Got him.
30:53 WOMAN: You got it, Holla.
30:54 CONCEITED: Got him.
30:55 NICK CANNON: Man, you the best at this game.
30:56 No matter what you throw at him, he got it.
31:00 [EXCLAIMING] MAN: Yeah!
31:02 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: You are very generous.
31:12 Y'all, make some noise for Brittney.
31:14 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-Wrek, man, who won?
31:18 I gotta give that one to the Old School.
31:20 Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
31:22 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: Let's go, Big Mack!
31:26 [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] Yeah.
31:37 I just gave you a chance.
31:39 Now it's your turn to give me one.
31:41 [OOHING] Damn.
31:43 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] That's what she said.
31:46 I must have did something to her before.
31:47 She was mad.
31:48 Goddamn.
31:49 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Hey, baby.
31:55 What's your name?
31:57 I'm Kayla.
31:58 Mm.
31:58 Well, you could call me FedEx in the rain 'cause I'mma leave that box wet.
32:02 Ooh.
32:04 Yes.
32:05 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] FedEx in the rain?
32:08 That's what we talk about, FedEx in the rain.
32:11 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] I just gave you two chances.
32:21 Now it's your turn to give me one.
32:22 [LAUGHTER] What the [BLEEP]?
32:25 Yo!
32:25 [BUZZER BEEPS] Yo, who did something to her?
32:27 MAN: [INDISTINCT] man.
32:28 CHICO BEAN: She tripping!
32:30 MAN: Hell yeah!
32:31 [APPLAUSE] Hey, what going on?
32:36 [LAUGHTER] Why did the chicken cross the road?
32:40 I don't know.
32:42 So he can get your number.
32:43 [SQUAWKS] [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] CHICO BEAN: Man, yo!
32:47 Yo!
32:49 [BUZZER BEEPS] Yo, I— yo, nah!
32:51 Nah!
32:52 Nah, D!
32:54 Nah!
32:55 NICK CANNON: We are empowering her.
32:56 She sound like she's making some good decisions, to me.
32:58 [APPLAUSE] You hear me?
33:04 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER] Say something.
33:06 [LAUGHS] Hey, girl, sound like you trying to give me some [BLEEP].
33:09 What you wanna do?
33:10 [LAUGHTER] OK, now.
33:12 Are you trying to get her or get me?
33:14 What's up?
33:15 What's your [BLEEP]?
33:16 You tell me [BLEEP], 'cause look like I got another option, [BLEEP].
33:19 You better hurry up.
33:20 [APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] Shorty,
33:38 I see you got this 2002-ass outfit on.
33:41 [LAUGHTER] Why don't you taste the flavor of love?
33:45 [LAUGHTER, EXCLAIMING] Shorty, let me get a green!
33:48 Bah!
33:49 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Excuse me.
33:59 You know I'm known for getting in trouble
34:02 for always running my mouth all over the place.
34:04 So how about we go get in trouble and let me run my mouth all over the place?
34:09 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGING] Got it.
34:15 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Make some noise for them!
34:19 NICK CANNON: My beloved Justina Valentine.
34:21 I mean, I don't even like what they put me in today.
34:25 I'm not feeling myself.
34:26 Why?
34:27 Can I feel you instead?
34:29 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] Let's go, Red Squad!
34:35 DJ D-WREK: Give it up for J Valentine, y'all.
34:38 [APPLAUSE] So I'm the new Amazon man.
34:45 OK.
34:46 Would you like me to drop it off in the front or in the back?
34:49 [EXCLAIMING] In the front.
34:51 In the front.
34:52 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: [INDISTINCT].
34:57 DJ D-WREK: Make some noise for C King!
34:59 [APPLAUSE] I said, (SINGING) baby,
35:07 you deserve [APPLAUSE] To get some good loving every night [APPLAUSE]
35:14 For a big boy like me to do right NICK CANNON: Ay!
35:19 Let's go!
35:20 [BUZZER BEEPS] C King!
35:22 [APPLAUSE] Red Squad!
35:28 [LAUGHTER] Ooh!
35:31 Ooh.
35:32 OK.
35:33 WOMAN: All right, Tank.
35:35 [LAUGHTER] Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
35:41 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: Oh, we'll take it.
35:45 We'll take it.
35:46 NICK CANNON: And he didn't even see.
35:47 I don't have to.
35:48 [APPLAUSE] What's up?
35:54 Hey.
35:55 So if I flip this coin, right— Mm-hmm?
35:58 --what's the chance of me getting some [BLEEP]?
36:00 [GASPING] It's 50%.
36:03 Or if I give $1, bitch— [LAUGHTER] That's more than that.
36:09 [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] No.
36:15 Thank you.
36:19 [MEOWING] What is that?
36:22 [MEOWING] Is that a cat?
36:25 Sorry, baby.
36:26 I'm a cat whisperer.
36:27 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Let's go, DC!
36:31 Let's go, DC!
36:35 [APPLAUSE] Aight, listen.
36:40 I usually don't tell women this on the first date,
36:42 but you beautiful, so I'mma go ahead and let you know my secret.
36:44 I'm a superhero.
36:46 Well, well, technically, I'm not a superhero.
36:49 I just work for a superhero— [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER] Yo, that was hilarious.
37:00 My bad.
37:02 Thor needed his hammer.
37:03 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [BELL RINGING,
37:08 APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]- How you doing, Barbie?
37:13 I'm good.
37:14 How are you?
37:15 I'm really into poetry, so I'mma just spit one of my pieces to you.
37:18 You know, baby, you make me smile.
37:20 You make me cheese.
37:21 Your intellect and your spiritual connection make me wanna get down on one knee.
37:26 I mean, I'm just trying to let you know, like,
37:27 my mama told me to pray if it's meant to be.
37:30 So I just wanna ask you today, baby, you got some weed?
37:33 [LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] You Barbie, right?
37:42 BARBIE: Yeah.
37:43 Yo, I was just looking at your Instagram, and I see you braid hair.
37:46 Yeah, I do.
37:47 CHICO BEAN: You really good, too.
37:48 Hey, so I was just wondering if I could sit between your legs.
37:51 Absolutely.
37:52 Aight, good.
37:53 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] I'm only paying half-price, though,
37:56 so just know I ain't got all my [BLEEP].
37:58 NICK CANNON: Get it going, Chico.
37:59 Girl, you gonna take half-price.
38:00 [APPLAUSE] Where you from?
38:06 Sierra Leone, West Africa.
38:08 West Africa?
38:09 Yeah.
38:09 Look at me.
38:10 I am your boyfriend now.
38:12 No, you're not.
38:13 [LAUGHTER] That's it?
38:16 No, I was just gonna come up here and tell you,
38:17 I can help your grandma get that green card.
38:19 It's OK.
38:20 No.
38:21 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] Ungrateful!
38:25 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] You know, I usually prefer sunrises over sunsets,
38:36 but I'd gladly watch you go down.
38:38 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] My mother
38:51 is gonna be very proud of me.
38:52 She is.
38:53 She is.
38:54 I've been in America, selling out, banging white women for many years.
38:59 Finally, I'm taking home the queen of Zamunda.
39:01 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] And extra, sexy dark.
39:04 We make love.
39:05 We have to sleep with the lights on.
39:06 You turn the lights off, you're like, where you at?
39:08 No, where you at?
39:08 No, where you at?
39:09 [LAUGHTER] Is it me or that crackhead, DC Young Fly?
39:14 Pick one.
39:15 It's you.
39:16 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] Everybody came
39:32 up here and wanna holla at you.
39:35 Don't nobody want you.
39:36 You look like Michael Blackson with a wig on.
39:38 [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Yo, E-Man!
39:45 You got this, E!
39:46 I got this.
39:49 You said you from Africa, right?
39:50 BARBIE: Yeah.
39:51 OK, so I know in your country, before a man makes a girl his woman,
39:55 he has to present the family with a gift.
39:58 So I took the liberty of gifting you a goat.
40:02 [CHUCKLING] [BLEATS, LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] WOMAN: You're fired!
40:11 [CLAMORING] She's fired.
40:13 MAN: You tripping.
40:16 WOMAN: Oh, no.
40:18 Where you going, E-Man?
40:21 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Pregnant.
40:30 Is it true?
40:31 [LAUGHTER] Pregnant.
40:39 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] Go ahead, Nick.
40:43 Let's see if you can make this happen.
40:45 I'm not trying to get her pregnant.
40:47 [LAUGHTER] CHICO BEAN: You ain't never trying.
40:51 Which is facts.
40:51 'Cause you never try.
40:52 It just happens.
40:53 It just happens.
40:53 Yeah.
40:54 MAN: Pregnant.
40:54 [LAUGHTER] [MURMURING] WOMAN: Oh, my God.
41:01 Is it true that they say, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice?
41:05 Yes, absolutely.
41:07 Well, I'm trying to be on a juice cleanse.
41:08 ALL: Ooh Pregnant.
41:10 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] And you can clean me out!
41:18 Pregnant.
41:19 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Uh.
41:24 Uh.
41:25 Uh, uh, uh.
41:26 Look at you.
41:28 Look, you remind me of Bobby Valentino and Sammy's
41:33 verses 'cause you the baddest one I ever seen.
41:36 [APPLAUSE] I like it.
41:38 I'm takin' it.
41:38 I can go.
41:39 To my baby's boy.
41:42 To my baby's boy.
41:44 [APPLAUSE] What's up, babe?
41:49 [LAUGHS] Oh, what the [BLEEP]?
41:51 Justina, that's how you would look if you were Black, ugly-ass girl.
41:54 [LAUGHTER] You're beautiful.
41:58 You're beautiful.
41:59 DC YOUNG FLY: Here we go.
42:00 [LAUGHS] [COUNTING IN SPANISH] OK.
42:10 Basically, what I'm trying to say, no matter what language I speak, you a 10.
42:14 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [MURMURS] NICK CANNON: Tito!
42:24 Latino!
42:25 [APPLAUSE] [COUNTING IN SPANISH] What's up, mamacita?
42:31 You know, they say a man that can dance is good in bed, right?
42:34 Uh-huh.
42:34 And I'm a salsa king.
42:36 So I need you to repeat after me.
42:37 Do as I do, OK?
42:38 WOMAN: OK.
42:39 (RAPPING) Take two steps to the right, ay Two steps to the left,
42:42 ay Take two steps back, ay Put your right hand up Ay [APPLAUSE] (SPEAKING) Aw.
42:49 [BUZZER BEEPS]- Aw!
42:50 Aw, that's messed up!
42:52 She did it!
42:54 That's messed up.
42:55 Yo.
42:56 Hey, it's all good.
42:57 It's all good.
42:58 Damn!
42:59 DJ D-WREK: Yo, that was a good one, Teddy.
43:00 That was a good one.
43:01 [APPLAUSE] (SINGING) Morgan is the sweet
43:06 one [CHUCKLES] [WARM GUITAR MELODY] WOMAN: Aw.
43:11 MAN: Sweet job.
43:12 (SINGING) Girl, do you got some quarters?
43:16 Do you?
43:17 I don't.
43:18 (SINGING) Do you got some nickels and dimes?
43:19 Not on me.
43:20 (SINGING) Because I told my mom I'd call her when I met my future wife ALL: Aw.
43:27 [CLAMORING] Don't— [SPUTTERING] [BUZZER BEEPS] No!
43:31 One other, one other, one other, one other, one other, one other, one other.
43:33 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, another.
43:35 (SINGING) Give us another try 'Cause without you,
43:41 we'll die [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: Let's go.
43:44 Let's go.
43:45 Let's go.
43:47 Get your ass.
43:49 [LAUGHTER] Now play the [BLEEP] you play it the one time.
43:52 Play the [BLEEP] play.
43:53 [WARM GUITAR MELODY] You got any, like, nickels?
43:58 Not on me.
43:59 You got any, like, dimes?
44:01 Not right now.
44:02 That's crazy, 'cause I told my mom I was
44:04 gonna change when I met a woman like you.
44:06 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] That how that should've went.
44:11 You know what I'm saying?
44:13 That's the way it play, you know?
44:14 [APPLAUSE] [CLEARING THROAT] Since you look so sweet,
44:21 I decided I'd do a poem for you.
44:24 I got a poem.
44:25 OK.
44:26 [LAUGHTER, CLEARS THROAT] Roses are red.
44:31 Violets are blue.
44:33 Let's have sex.
44:36 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [EXCLAIMING] I still love you, though.
44:44 I love you, though.
44:45 I love— [LAUGHTER] The lady said, no.
44:48 [APPLAUSE] Sammy, Bobby up here, singing these songs,
44:56 that's not even the number-one hit single they singing.
44:59 I got one for you.
45:00 Ready?
45:01 (SINGING) I'm a gigolo spending lots of dough
45:03 And I wear my joystick weeks in a row
45:06 That's Nick Cannon and you know you gotta go A son, son, son So many?
45:11 [BLEEP] [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] (SINGING) He might fire you
45:14 if that green don't show (SPEAKING) All right, then.
45:17 NICK CANNON: Get it.
45:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:19 [APPLAUSE]- What's up with you?
45:25 Nothing.
45:25 What's up?
45:27 Wanna play a game?
45:28 Yeah, sure.
45:28 I love games.
45:29 I give you all this if you can make the water touch the stage.
45:32 Really?
45:32 Yeah.
45:33 I got you.
45:34 OK.
45:34 There you go.
45:35 Let me see you go.
45:36 OK.
45:36 You ready?
45:37 Yeah.
45:37 Let's go.
45:38 It didn't squirt.
45:40 That's 'cause you will tonight.
45:41 [SIGHS] [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] OK.
45:44 I liked it.
45:45 You liked it?
45:46 Yeah, I did.
45:47 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] Excuse me.
45:57 [SIGHS] [LAUGHTER] Sorry.
46:07 I, uh, left my wheelchair at the house,
46:09 but— [LAUGHTER] But when I see you, I can stand before anybody.
46:14 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: [LAUGHS] NICK CANNON: Hell no.
46:21 [APPLAUSE] Oh, my God, that is perfect.
46:29 You got a green thumb.
46:31 Yes, I do.
46:32 So that means you won't have a problem with me planting my seed in your garden.
46:35 [EXCLAIMING, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: She nasty.
46:40 She is nasty.
46:42 [APPLAUSE] Good, shorty, shorty.
46:49 What's up?
46:50 What's going on?
46:50 Nothing.
46:51 So you see, I keep changing up my look.
46:54 I got long hair and all that.
46:55 Mm-hmm.
46:56 So just like my little bang, I'm trying to bang you.
46:58 You aight?
46:59 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS] NICK CANNON: She don't wanna bang you back.
47:07 She don't wanna bang you back.
47:08 [APPLAUSE] Excuse me.
47:15 How you doing, beautiful?
47:16 I really need your help.
47:18 There's a vending machine in the back that I'm trying
47:19 to get the snack out of, but I ain't got enough change.
47:22 I only got $0.90, so all I need is a dime.
47:25 MAN: Ay.
47:27 Ay.
47:28 Ay!
47:29 It's cute, but no.
47:30 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] Get out of there!
47:36 I don't know why you holding that up.
47:37 I wasn't talking about you.
47:38 I really need a dime.
47:40 [LAUGHTER] No.
47:42 No.
47:43 [BUZZER BEEPS] NICK CANNON: Take that with you.
47:45 Give it up for D-Lo!
47:47 [APPLAUSE] GROUP: (RAPPING) Roll out Roll out Yeah, man.
47:53 GROUP: (RAPPING) Roll out Roll out Roll out Roll out
47:59 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
48:01 I'mma holler at you.
48:02 Yeah, you know I got in an accident, right?
48:04 Messed me all up.
48:06 Yeah.
48:07 Got a lawsuit coming, though, $50 million.
48:09 What you trying to do?
48:11 Nothing.
48:12 You don't want it?
48:14 WOMAN: Roll out.
48:16 GROUP: (RAPPING) Roll out Roll out Roll out Roll out [APPLAUSE] GROUP:
48:24 (CHANTING) Red and green!
48:25 Red and green!
48:26 Red and green!
48:27 Red and green!
48:28 Red and green!
48:28 Red and green!
48:30 Ah.
48:30 [LAUGHTER] Ah.
48:32 [LAUGHTER] Aw, man, I'm sorry.
48:35 You know, I've been taking driver's classes, you know,
48:38 'cause I, you know, trying to improve my driving skills.
48:40 Mm-hmm.
48:41 And I know how to pull in.
48:43 I was wondering if you could teach me how to pull out.
48:45 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Ugh.
48:49 [EXCLAIMING, BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]- Hey, girl.
49:01 Hey, boo.
49:02 How you doing?
49:02 I'm good.
49:03 How are you?
49:04 You trying to be friends?
49:05 Yeah, girl.
49:06 OK, good, 'cause my friends call me Dani.
49:08 Mm-hmm.
49:09 But you can add the lay.
49:10 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [HISS,
49:24 SQUELCHING NOISES] [LAUGHTER] [HISSING] [LAUGHTER] 'Cause she the bomb.
49:35 See what I— [LAUGHTER, GROANING] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] Hey, baby.
49:48 What's up, boo?
49:49 I'm filling in for Nick today.
49:51 So can I fill in for Nick tonight?
49:53 [APPLAUSE] Pregnant.
49:57 Pregnant already.
50:02 [APPLAUSE] I know this a comedy show, but I wanna turn it to some poetry.
50:11 OK.
50:12 If y'all don't mind, snap it up for me real quick.
50:14 Look, I know you a Wild 'N Out goddess, but baby, you so modest.
50:18 I mean, can I be your detox in a world so toxic?
50:22 I mean, you beautiful.
50:23 You know what I'm saying?
50:24 But that's an understatement to everybody else.
50:26 You Amazon, but to me, you amazing.
50:29 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: Hey, let's get back to your pits.
50:38 I like that.
50:39 Ladies, relax.
50:41 [APPLAUSE] It's a bad-bitch alert.
50:45 GROUP: It's a bad-bitch alert.
50:47 It's a bad-bitch alert.
50:49 Ay, [CHUCKLES] you look smart.
50:51 I am.
50:52 All right.
50:53 [SIGHS] So, girl, you like my username, 'cause when we pass words,
51:00 you gonna let me stick this log in.
51:03 [GRUNTING] [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] EMMANUEL HUDSON: What?
51:08 What?
51:11 A strap-on.
51:13 It was clever.
51:14 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I actually wrote you a poem,
51:24 too, so can I get a— [LAUGHTER] Ay,
51:28 T, you are so beautiful, it's something we should speak about.
51:31 If I told you what I wanna do to you, they would bleep it out.
51:35 When I look inside your eyes, my inner freak comes out.
51:38 Are you a waitress?
51:39 'Cause I wanna give you this tip after I'm done eating out.
51:42 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] That was mad-cute.
51:51 That was mad-cute.
51:52 That was cute.
51:53 [APPLAUSE] Everybody's doing poems, so [BLEEP] it, I'mma do poems, too.
52:00 OK.
52:01 You ready?
52:02 [LAUGHTER] Girl, if you were a blunt, I'd never pass.
52:09 They call me Old Mash, but you can call me or smash.
52:14 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Hell of a game!
52:27 Aight, we gonna play a classic game.
52:29 Y'all know it.
52:29 Y'all love it.
52:30 But we gonna put a new spin on it for the battle of the sexes.
52:32 It's called Let Me Holla.
52:34 DJ D-WREK: Holla.
52:35 Oh, yeah.
52:37 Miss Jessica White, you can step on up here.
52:39 And each team is gonna get the opportunity to holler at us.
52:43 And we gonna bring out the Wild 'N Out goddesses with our new props.
52:46 Y'all, make some noise for them right now.
52:48 [APPLAUSE] And, Jess, we get to decide, if we like the pickup line,
52:55 we go green and D-Wrek will hit the bell.
52:57 If we don't, you hold up the red and we'll get the buzzer.
53:01 You ready?
53:02 Yes, I'm ready.
53:02 Let's go, Jess.
53:03 Ladies, wild out.
53:05 [APPLAUSE] Can we come together real quick?
53:15 All right.
53:17 Now, can we [BLEEP] together real quick?
53:19 Ay!
53:20 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] CONCEITED: What's up, Jess?
53:31 How you doing, man?
53:32 Good, good.
53:33 Well, I just wanna say, since you up here dressed like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol,
53:37 [CHUCKLES] my heart burns for you.
53:38 Aw.
53:39 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Agh.
53:54 [LAUGHTER] Hey, girl.
53:58 Hey, baby.
53:59 I wanna treat you like my bra.
54:02 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] I wanna give you full support.
54:07 Ooh.
54:08 COURTNEY BEE: So I was wondering— Uh-huh.
54:10 --if you wanted to get together like my titties and hang.
54:14 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] That's a real bra?
54:22 COURTNEY BEE: It clip in the front.
54:23 See, that's the— NICK CANNON: Let me see.
54:26 It's like a hammock.
54:27 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [APPLAUSE] (SINGING) Nick,
54:36 let me holler at you Brand-new ovaries you can use And I ain't
54:43 scared of your skeet skeet [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] (SPEAKING) Can I also—- No, no.
54:49 Oh, OK.
54:50 [INDISTINCT].
54:51 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] Hey, Jess!
54:55 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] Wild out.
55:01 [APPLAUSE] What's up, girl?
55:03 You're cute.
55:05 Are you from Tennessee?
55:07 I'm the only 10 you see?
55:09 Oh, nah, nah, not because of that.
55:11 'Cause I'm trying to be like Kentucky and get on top of you.
55:13 [LAUGHTER] I'm from Kentucky, though, too.
55:16 Yeah.
55:16 You seen it on the map.
55:17 [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Go get them, Holla.
55:24 What's up with you?
55:26 What's up with you?
55:27 Are you smarter than a fifth-grader?
55:29 I think so, yeah.
55:31 Spell me.
55:32 M-E.
55:34 You forgot the D.
55:36 There's no D in me, though.
55:37 Not yet.
55:38 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] You nasty, and I like it.
55:45 Hello.
55:46 Yeah, I'm at work right now, getting you money.
55:48 Don't— don't trip.
55:49 Yeah.
55:49 Hey, you gotta quit calling me, man, threatening with the physical violence.
55:51 This is enough, man.
55:52 Aight.
55:53 I love you, Mama.
55:54 I'll call you back.
55:55 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] Oh, cut.
55:58 Y'all gotta cut her phone going off in her— the back of her dress.
56:01 It ain't— it— it ain't?
56:02 Nah.
56:03 I could've swore that ass was calling me.
56:06 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [EXCLAIMING,
56:10 BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Get yo ass back.
56:14 Call your mama back, [BLEEP].
56:15 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Oh, it hurt.
56:21 It hurts so bad.
56:24 Jesus.
56:26 Killing myself.
56:27 Agh!
56:28 Probably gonna have to get surgery on this old back of mine,
56:31 carrying all this [BLEEP] around.
56:34 [LAUGHTER] You can save me a bunch of time
56:39 and money and just let me give it to you.
56:41 [APPLAUSE] Aight.
56:44 Deal.
56:46 [BUZZER BEEPS] OK.
56:51 I'mma get her.
56:52 I'mma get her.
56:53 I'mma get her.
56:54 WOMAN: Oh, big booty got her?
56:57 Big booty, big— [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Come here.
57:03 Come here.
57:06 No, no, come here.
57:07 Come, come, come, come, come.
57:08 Uh?
57:10 You see how easy it was to make you go both ways?
57:13 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: That was crazy.
57:16 That was crazy.
57:18 That was fire.
57:21 [APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS] I didn't even say anything!
57:32 [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Get your ass back over here.
57:38 I didn't say anything!
57:39 NICK CANNON: Aw, my feelings hurt.
57:42 Oh, my God.
57:43 [APPLAUSE] I ain't got no pickup line.
57:51 I'mma just be straight-up with you.
57:52 You hear me?
57:53 You ever had that done to you?
57:55 [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER,
57:57 CLAPPING] [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER] [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER] I have not.
58:06 DC YOUNG FLY: Right.
58:07 So what I'm trying to tell you is, [SPUTTERING].
58:09 [LAUGHTER] Hurry up!
58:12 Me and my neck hurt again!
58:14 Green that!
58:16 [BUZZER BEEPS] Wait, what?
58:18 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] Y'all,
58:26 make some noise for J for being such an amazing sport!
58:31 Aight, we gonna start off with the New School.
58:32 New School, wild out.
58:33 [APPLAUSE] Shut up.
58:40 [LAUGHTER] I'm mad.
58:42 Why?
58:43 'Cause they keep making us play Let Me Holla with girls.
58:46 I don't even like girls, but I lick them.
58:48 Ooh.
58:49 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] NICK CANNON: I don't like them, I lick them?
58:55 Aight.
58:56 [APPLAUSE] Hey, girl, you ever been to Red Lobster?
59:02 No.
59:04 I'd like to take you there for some fine dining 'cause
59:07 I like their garlic bread and you seem like a nice person.
59:12 [LAUGHTER] [EXCLAIMING, BUZZER BEEPS] He just offered her some garlic bread.
59:20 [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] First of all, I just wanna say,
59:28 thank you, for giving that white man a thumbs down.
59:30 That [BLEEP] is horrible in a mother-[BLEEP].
59:32 But look, I'mma keep it real with you.
59:34 You know what my nickname is?
59:35 What is it?
59:36 Big Melatonin.
59:37 Why?
59:38 'Cause after I get [BLEEP], your ass going straight to sleep.
59:41 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] What's up, shawty?
59:51 What's up?
59:52 Um, a little bit about myself.
59:55 I'm a big fan of Jordan Peele.
59:56 You ever seen— you ever seen the movie Us?
59:59 No.
59:59 Me neither.
1:00:00 I ain't never seen the movie Us either.
1:00:01 That's crazy.
1:00:02 [LAUGHTER] Would you like to see us together?
1:00:06 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] This is my time!
1:00:16 Finally, he gets a bell.
1:00:18 Jess Hilarious in the building!
1:00:21 [APPLAUSE] [WORDLESS SINGING] (SINGING) And I got my own, uh,
1:00:28 uh [WORDLESS SINGING] Same ol' [INDISTINCT] yeah [LAUGHTER,
1:00:35 APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] Yeah!
1:00:44 ALL: Yeah!
1:00:46 Uh.
1:00:48 Damn, this look good.
1:00:50 Got everything under you, oof.
1:00:52 Oh.
1:00:53 I know you get upset sometimes 'cause you think all I'm focused on, this menu.
1:00:56 Yeah.
1:00:57 But, see, you looking at it wrong.
1:00:58 I'm not focused on the menu.
1:01:00 I'm focused on me and you.
1:01:02 [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Uh-oh.
1:01:12 Nick don't ever play this game.
1:01:16 You ever been to Red Lobster?
1:01:19 [LAUGHTER] No.
1:01:22 They got garlic bread.
1:01:23 [LAUGHTER] They got popcorn shrimp.
1:01:26 They got bubble-gum shrimp.
1:01:27 They— [LAUGHTER] I didn't expect that.
1:01:32 I was just making fun of Chuck.
1:01:33 [LAUGHS] But thank you.
1:01:34 I'll take it.
1:01:36 DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
1:01:39 Fellas, wild out.
1:01:40 [APPLAUSE] HITMAN HOLLA: They told me you was coming.
1:01:47 I got so excited, I had to bring you a little gift, man.
1:01:50 I bought you some heels.
1:01:51 Those too big.
1:01:52 Fat 7 too big?
1:01:54 Then what could you possibly do with this 9 and 1/2?
1:01:56 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGS] Let's go.
1:02:03 [APPLAUSE] (SINGING) I'm going down, down, baby (SPEAKING) On Angela.
1:02:11 [CHUCKLES] OK.
1:02:12 [CHUCKLES] Hey, baby.
1:02:14 You remind me of a Happy Meal, 'cause I'mma make you [BLEEP] with a toy inside.
1:02:19 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:26 Yeah, I got you.
1:02:26 I got you.
1:02:27 I got you.
1:02:28 No problem.
1:02:29 Ay, real quick, Angela, I ain't even really trying to holler at you.
1:02:32 But I got Yo Gotti on the phone and he definitely trying to holla at you.
1:02:35 So just real quick, put the green thumbs up if
1:02:38 you finally gonna give my man Yo Gotti a shot.
1:02:40 [APPLAUSE] Oh!
1:02:42 She said, yeah!
1:02:43 She said, yeah!
1:02:44 I'll take it.
1:02:45 Exclusive.
1:02:46 [APPLAUSE] Ayo, Nelly.
1:02:52 Yes, ma'am.
1:02:53 (SINGING) You and me together is a win-win Give me that thumbs
1:02:56 up so I can put this coochie on your chin [APPLAUSE,
1:03:00 BELL RINGS] Talk to her, 'Lo.
1:03:05 Let's go, Angela boyfriend!
1:03:07 [CLAMORING] Y'all, stop.
1:03:09 Stop.
1:03:10 Stop.
1:03:12 Yeah, this is the one I was telling them about.
1:03:13 [LAUGHTER] See how excited they are to see us together?
1:03:18 Mm-hmm.
1:03:19 And I don't wanna walk over there and tell them we not together.
1:03:23 [LAUGHTER] That's it?
1:03:26 Yes, that's it.
1:03:28 What you mean?
1:03:29 [EXCLAIMING, BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] OK!
1:03:38 What up, bitch?
1:03:39 [LAUGHTER] Yo, Nelly, you wanna know something crazy?
1:03:43 Mm.
1:03:44 The guys around here call me Kanye.
1:03:46 Really?
1:03:47 Yeah, 'cause I'll go crazy on your D!
1:03:51 But don't worry, 'cause I'mma let you finish.
1:03:53 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] NICK CANNON: Hell of a game!
1:04:01 MAN: Oh, hello.
1:04:02 [LAUGHTER] I'm not really good at this sort of thing, so I'll let my friend Mr.
1:04:08 Washington do the talking?
1:04:10 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] Damn.
1:04:13 [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] You know, I don't believe in prenups.
1:04:22 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Oh!
1:04:23 [BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [CLAMORING] [LAUGHS] Hoo!
1:04:40 If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Year's,
1:04:44 could I visit you between the holidays?
1:04:47 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, BUZZER BEEPS] What's up?
1:04:58 Yeah, um, they talking all dirty, but, uh,
1:05:01 I would love to lose my virginity to you.
1:05:04 [EXCLAIMING] [BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] [HISSES] Woo!
1:05:18 Baby, if you had a twin, I'd get the other one pregnant,
1:05:22 [LAUGHS] so you don't lose that shape.
1:05:25 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] Hey.
1:05:28 MAN: It was funny.
1:05:29 CONTESTANT: That was funny!
1:05:31 [CLAPPING] [APPLAUSE] WOMAN: Ow!
1:05:40 Hello.
1:05:41 [LAUGHTER] Um, I'm friends with him, and he can do this.
1:05:47 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [CLAPPING] I just wanna let
1:05:59 you know I take care of my kid.
1:06:02 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [CLAPPING] [LAUGHTER] We asked Shanika,
1:06:18 would she ever have sex with Emmanuel?
1:06:22 You said, no.
1:06:23 The lie detector determined, you're telling a lie!
1:06:26 You'll have sex with him 10 times!
1:06:27 Let's go!
1:06:28 [BUZZER BEEPS] That's what I say.
1:06:30 Let's go!
1:06:32 I knew I'd smash!
1:06:34 [LAUGHTER] [CLAPPING] Um, between both of us, we got 6 inches.
1:06:45 Make that 6.5 inches.
1:06:49 Right.
1:06:50 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] [CHATTER] [LAUGHTER] When I look at you,
1:07:03 I feel like the pages in a book 'cause you could turn me.
1:07:08 Hey!
1:07:10 MAN: No.
1:07:12 Yeah!
1:07:13 [LAUGHTER] That's not Mariah, Nick.
1:07:17 [LAUGHTER] You ever seen a one-eyed monster?
1:07:26 [LAUGHTER] No.
1:07:30 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] [CLAMORING] It's an eye patch.
1:07:39 One eye.
1:07:40 [LAUGHTER] Get her, Tim!
1:07:43 Yeah.
1:07:44 [APPLAUSE] Hey, you know, this is crazy.
1:07:47 Like, I may not go down in history, but I'll go [BLEEP] on you.
1:07:51 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING, BUZZER BEEPS] What?
1:07:55 No.
1:07:56 I'll— I'll, like— I'll give her oral sex.
1:07:58 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] Ladies like that!
1:08:02 NICK CANNON: Uh-oh.
1:08:03 Uh-oh.
1:08:04 [APPLAUSE] Let me know if I can help you today.
1:08:14 Let me know if you see anything you like.
1:08:16 Let me know if you wanna try something on in an extra large.
1:08:18 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] That's perfect.
1:08:22 That's exactly how I wanted that to go.
1:08:24 [CLAPPING] Grace, the reason why I want you
1:08:31 is 'cause you're just like Nick's rap career.
1:08:35 So I know you suck.
1:08:36 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] So you gotta
1:08:41 hate on another man to get a chick?
1:08:43 So what?
1:08:44 I'm a hater.
1:08:46 [APPLAUSE] You stupid, bro.
1:08:51 You stupid.
1:08:52 [CHUCKLES]- You say you hungry?
1:08:53 Nah, bro.
1:08:54 You got it.
1:08:54 Appreciate it, though.
1:08:55 OK.
1:08:55 All right.
1:08:56 Cool.
1:08:57 Yeah, let me get a— let me get a number 2, 1, 3, and the rest of them digits.
1:09:03 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS] NICK CANNON: OK.
1:09:10 OK.
1:09:11 [APPLAUSE] We can take a shower, a golden one.
1:09:21 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] What?
1:09:24 No, 'cause my— no, see,
1:09:25 she gotta stay hydrated 'cause the gold— what— You can't do— NICK CANNON:
1:09:29 I was talking— I wasn't talking R Kelly.
1:09:31 I wasn't talking— [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] What's up, gorgeous?
1:09:42 Now, listen, I got millions of followers on my Instagram.
1:09:45 You feel me?
1:09:46 So let's take this selfie real quick.
1:09:47 Cheese!
1:09:48 Now, I'll tag you in this picture if you let me tag you later on tonight.
1:09:52 [EXCLAIMING] [BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I got one.
1:10:03 [CHUCKLES] [APPLAUSE] Ay.
1:10:08 Ay.
1:10:09 Ay.
1:10:10 [LAUGHTER] I got this package for you to sign.
1:10:14 It's from God.
1:10:16 Where I sign it, down here?
1:10:18 Yeah?
1:10:20 Here it come.
1:10:22 Dear Heavenly Father.
1:10:23 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [YELPS, BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER, CLAMORING] [INDISTINCT].
1:10:32 [APPLAUSE] Ah!
1:10:38 Oh, it's so hot in here!
1:10:39 [PANTING] I ran all the way here.
1:10:43 Come here.
1:10:44 Oh, my God, you're so cold.
1:10:46 Here, get in this hot pocket.
1:10:48 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS]- Wait.
1:10:51 Hey!
1:10:52 Aw!
1:10:54 [APPLAUSE] Finally a Wild 'N Out girl that's my size.
1:10:59 All right.
1:11:00 [LAUGHTER] You ever been to a Korean barbecue before?
1:11:04 No.
1:11:05 It's where we take some Asian meat and put it on your grill.
1:11:09 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] That was sweet, DJ D-Wrek.
1:11:15 [CLAMORING] DC!
1:11:17 WOMAN: Oh, aight.
1:11:18 [APPLAUSE] Hey, boo.
1:11:24 Hey.
1:11:25 [LAUGHTER] When I look at you, girl,
1:11:28 you remind me of a Eddie Murphy standup special.
1:11:31 Oh?
1:11:32 You know why?
1:11:32 Why?
1:11:33 'Cause after I hit you raw, you gonna be delirious.
1:11:36 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] Buzz Eddie Murphy.
1:11:45 [APPLAUSE] Get them, Jess!
1:11:48 What's up, boo?
1:11:49 Look, I'm Jess Hilarious and I'm from Baltimore.
1:11:52 WOMAN: Ay!
1:11:53 We call it Bodymore.
1:11:55 But look, I'm trying to take you back home with me so I can see that body more.
1:11:59 [APPLAUSE, BUZZER BEEPS] [EXCLAIMING] You— you know
1:12:05 the real reason they call it Bodymore!
1:12:07 [CLAMORING] JESS HILARIOUS: You don't know me.
1:12:10 [APPLAUSE] What's up, baby girl?
1:12:13 How you doing?
1:12:14 Hey.
1:12:15 Look, I'm with the Wu-Tang Clan, right?
1:12:16 And if you look right over there, that's Raekwon.
1:12:18 That's the Chef.
1:12:19 Who are you trying to holla at?
1:12:20 I'm telling you that—- Uh?
1:12:21 Uh?
1:12:22 Not me.
1:12:22 What the [BLEEP] is wrong with you?
1:12:24 You were hollering out there.
1:12:26 [LAUGHTER]- Never mind.
1:12:27 She don't listen.
1:12:28 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING, BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] Hola, Mommy.
1:12:41 Hola.
1:12:42 [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHS] I don't speak Spanish, sorry.
1:12:46 Damn it!
1:12:47 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] Where are you from?
1:12:50 Where is she, Russia?
1:12:51 Where—- Russia, yes.
1:12:53 NICK CANNON: Aw, that's good.
1:12:54 [APPLAUSE]- Hey, cutie.
1:12:58 What's up?
1:12:59 How are you doing?
1:12:59 I'm good.
1:13:00 Good.
1:13:01 Well, hey, I see you're so strong.
1:13:03 You have them biceps.
1:13:04 Can you hold this?
1:13:07 That's a buzz.
1:13:08 That's all right.
1:13:09 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] OK.
1:13:12 OK.
1:13:12 That's good.
1:13:13 [APPLAUSE] How you doing, lil mama?
1:13:18 Hi.
1:13:19 That body, incredible.
1:13:21 You like it?
1:13:22 I mean, a perfect 10.
1:13:25 But the face— [INHALES] you know what make the face look a little bit better?
1:13:29 What?
1:13:30 My legs wrapped around it.
1:13:31 [EXCLAIMING, APPLAUSE] [BUZZER BEEPS] Hey, D-Wrek!
1:13:36 Hey, D-Wrek!
1:13:37 It's too obvious.
1:13:39 You gave the most quietest pickup line a bell.
1:13:41 DJ D-WREK: Go back to your pit.
1:13:42 Go to your pit.
1:13:43 Go to your pit.
1:13:44 [APPLAUSE] OK, now remember,
1:13:47 the winner of this spelling bee gets a date with these Wild 'N Out girls.
1:13:52 Are you ready for your final word?
1:13:53 Yes.
1:13:54 Yes.
1:13:54 OK.
1:13:55 Your final word is humongous.
1:13:57 Humong— oh, that's easy.
1:13:59 Humongous.
1:14:01 M-Y-P-E-N-I-S.
1:14:04 Humongous.
1:14:07 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS, EXCLAIMING] DJ D-WREK:
1:14:13 Your penis will always get a buzz anywhere near me, [BLEEP].
1:14:16 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [APPLAUSE] Y'all wanna see something beautiful?
1:14:28 Yeah.
1:14:30 ALL: Aw.
1:14:31 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING] [BUZZER BEEPS] Ayo!
1:14:38 Ayo!
1:14:39 DJ D-WREK: I mean, it's true, but it ain't— it ain't— Ayo!
1:14:42 Ayo!
1:14:42 Yo!
1:14:43 You smarter than that.
1:14:44 No, you smarter than that.
1:14:45 You smarter than that.
1:14:47 Your mama gonna be mad that you buzzed that.
1:14:49 DJ D-WREK: She could be mad.
1:14:51 She been mad before.
1:14:52 Y'all wanna see something humongous?
1:14:54 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING, BUZZER BEEPS] [APPLAUSE] Baby, I ain't gonna lie.
1:15:12 I know this supposed to be a pickup— you know what I'm saying— game.
1:15:14 And I do like classy girls.
1:15:15 Uh-huh.
1:15:16 But I like hoes a little bit better.
1:15:18 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] [CLAPPING,
1:15:22 CLAMORING] [APPLAUSE] [CHANTING] You see that?
1:15:37 I'm just trying to dance my way into your heart.
1:15:38 ALL: Oh.
1:15:39 [CLAPPING, BUZZER BEEPS] What?
1:15:43 Hold up!
1:15:44 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] If I said you had an amazing body,
1:16:02 would you hold it against me?
1:16:04 [LAUGHTER, BUZZER BEEPS] [CLAMORING] Would you hold it against me?
1:16:10 If that ain't older than all of us in here.
1:16:13 Are you cr— oh, my God!
1:16:14 [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Get them.
1:16:17 Uh, you see, they all disrespectful, trying to have sex with you.
1:16:21 No, I'm not trying to do that at all.
1:16:23 Here.
1:16:24 Can you just give me the top?
1:16:26 [EXCLAIMING, BUZZER BEEPS] [LAUGHTER] Why you hate?
1:16:34 [APPLAUSE] You see, I'm from Denmark,
1:16:40 and there is nothing better than starting your day eating a Danish pastry.
1:16:44 Oh.
1:16:45 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] Pretty much, she said,
1:16:49 she got a Danish pastry right here, is what she meant.
1:16:52 I'm ready for this.
1:16:53 [APPLAUSE] I'm going over these scenes for Insecure next season.
1:17:02 And right now— uh, right now, I'm going over a scene where I smash you on stage.
1:17:07 You ready?
1:17:08 [EXCLAIMING] [INDISTINCT].
1:17:10 MAN: That's what I just said.
1:17:12 [BUZZER BEEPS, LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] What's up, boo-boo?
1:17:26 [LAUGHTER] [SPUTTERS, SQUAWKS] [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) You got me speechless
1:17:40 [APPLAUSE] You got me speechless [APPLAUSE] No, I can't give you the bell.
1:17:47 [BUZZER BEEPS] What are you talking about?
1:17:50 (SINGING) You got me speechless (SPEAKING) I want my damn bell.
1:17:55 (SINGING) Speechless [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] Goddamn.
1:18:05 You fine, you know.
1:18:06 Uh, [BLEEP].
1:18:08 He say he don't touch.
1:18:10 But guess what?
1:18:11 I'm the type of man to [BLEEP] with my eyes.
1:18:12 I want all that.
1:18:13 Goddamn.
1:18:14 [LAUGHTER, CLAPPING, BUZZER BEEPS] What?
1:18:17 NICK CANNON: Thank you.
1:18:18 DC YOUNG FLY: After all that?
1:18:19 Hold up.
1:18:20 Hold up.
1:18:21 It ain't bout her face, [BLEEP].
1:18:23 I want them drawers.
1:18:24 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE, BOOING] You know I just turned vegan, right?
1:18:36 [LAUGHTER] So everything I eat gotta be green.
1:18:40 [EXCLAIMING, APPLAUSE] MAN: D-Wrek, he's not vegan!
1:18:47 You're not vegan!
1:18:48 [BUZZER BEEPS, EXCLAIMING] [CLAPPING] NICK CANNON: That's 'cause you eat pork!
1:18:54 You swine-eating bastard.
1:18:56 You get your diet together.
1:18:58 Stop eating all that meat.
1:18:59 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] OK.
1:19:08 Cool, cool.
1:19:09 Hi.
1:19:10 Welcome to the Wilding Out Jewelry Store.
1:19:11 Is there anything I can help you with?
1:19:13 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19:14 I'm looking for, you know, something nice to, you know, complete me.
1:19:16 I already got the earrings, the ring, and the watch.
1:19:17 You know what I'm saying?
1:19:18 I just need something, you know, to complete it.
1:19:19 OK, so you're looking for something that will look good around your neck.
1:19:22 Yes.
1:19:22 OK, well— OK.
1:19:22 How about this Cuban here?
1:19:24 Oh, [INDISTINCT] is nice.
1:19:25 How much is this?
1:19:26 That's about $75,000.
1:19:28 I'mma put that right back.
1:19:29 OK.
1:19:30 All right, well, you just let me know
1:19:33 if you see anything that piques your interest.
1:19:35 OK, cool.
1:19:36 OK.
1:19:37 Uh— [LAUGHTER] Her legs would be perfect around my neck.
1:19:43 [EXCLAIMING, BUZZER BEEPS] NICK CANNON: Agh!
1:19:47 I fell asleep and woke up, and y'all was still standing there.
1:19:50 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [SPUTTERING] [LAUGHTER] And I done told them to put sugar.
1:20:06 Man, damn, now I gotta taste something sweet.
1:20:08 [KISSING NOISE] Oh, yeah.
1:20:10 That's it right there.
1:20:12 Because look.
1:20:12 Hold on.
1:20:13 Wait.
1:20:13 Wait.
1:20:14 Wait.
1:20:15 Wait.
1:20:16 Wait.
1:20:16 Trash!
1:20:17 DJ D-WREK: Your man knew it was— [LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Nah,
1:20:26 this— this what he supposed to did.
1:20:28 [CHUCKLES] [SPUTTERS] Agh!
1:20:30 [LAUGHTER] Damn!
1:20:33 That tea is nasty!
1:20:34 I told them to put some sugar in it.
1:20:36 [SPUTTERS] Damn!
1:20:38 [LAUGHS] Your shoulder is nasty!
1:20:40 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER BEEPS] [EXCLAIMING]