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0:00 ROB: I'm gonna shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot away.

0:05 STEELO: Oh, OK.

0:06 Man.

0:07 You are just so lucky you set the camera up.

0:10 He's like, I didn't even make JV.

0:11 This is crazy.

0:13 ROB: I didn't make the team.

0:15 I'm a shooter.

0:16 Oh, hey.

0:17 STEELO: I told coach.

0:17 Whoa.

0:18 That's lucky.

0:20 Yeah.

0:20 That's real lucky.

0:21 He knows it, too.

0:22 [UPBEAT MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] Sterling,

0:27 you ever seen a man take a slam trying to slam?

0:30 A slam trying to slam?

0:31 ROB: You know what I mean?

0:32 Coming up for a flying dunk and just wah.

0:34 Yeah.

0:35 Or get swiped.

0:36 I feel like every time someone gets broke, like, they're trying to dunk,

0:39 and someone just catches a hip slightly and then bam.

0:43 STEELO: Yeah, it's the worst.

0:44 I just watched— it was a player for the Grizzlies just got hurt.

0:47 ROB: Broke his arm.

0:48 Didn't like it.

0:49 Did he get ran across?

0:50 What happened to him?

0:51 STEELO: Now I will say this much.

0:52 I do feel like the internet and just culture in general is

0:55 a little more PC because I couldn't find the clip at first.

0:58 Oh, wow.

0:58 STEELO: ESPN and stuff weren't showing it because

1:00 they were like deemed it too gruesome, yeah.

1:02 And then I saw it, and it wasn't that gruesome.

1:04 I've seen way more gruesome injuries in my life.

1:07 So I was like, oh, we're protecting players.

1:08 But did it compound?

1:10 No, he just flipped over.

1:11 I didn't really see his hand break.

1:13 It's not like Paul George when you saw his leg.

1:15 ROB: That's it.

1:16 Listen.

1:16 That dude from Louisville where you was like, I think his leg is in the stands.

1:19 I think Kevin Ware's foot was in the crowd.

1:22 ROB: This is what I'm saying, like.

1:23 That's what I'm saying.

1:24 I grew up on that.

1:24 ROB: Listen, all I think about is Paul George.

1:26 STEELO: That's what I'm saying.

1:27 You know what I'm saying?

1:27 And then it's just like, you can't ever come back from it.

1:29 STEELO: Yeah.

1:30 That was like 15 years ago.

1:32 That's what I'm saying.

1:32 My ankle was real.

1:33 ROB: Listen, no.

1:34 When you sprained your ankle, you were like, goddamn it, I Paul Georged myself.

1:38 [BLEEP] Yeah, no.

1:40 So yeah, why not?

1:41 Internet, keep it up there.

1:43 Unless— unless we're seeing something breaking, we're fine.

1:46 This category is all people getting broke off trying to slam.

1:50 Take a look at Slam Damaged.

1:52 [APPLAUSE] Paul George.

1:55 STEELO: Paul George is yeah.

1:56 That was just different.

1:57 ROB: You got it.

1:58 Oh.

2:00 He— he used to have that, though.

2:01 Yeah, this is self-inflicted with age.

2:03 STEELO: Yeah.

2:04 You know what I mean?

2:05 He's too old to still be in college.

2:06 That's what's going on nowadays, though.

2:07 College players be like 27.

2:09 They all reclassify like four times.

2:10 I love that.

2:11 There's like 35-year-old seniors.

2:13 STEELO: 100%.

2:14 This dude being one of them.

2:15 ROB: That's it.

2:16 I'm old, and I'm a risk taker.

2:18 I can't do it again.

2:20 Oh, oh.

2:23 STEELO: Oh, man.

2:24 ROB: Man.

2:25 That rim look a little low, low key.

2:27 Yeah, I mean, it does.

2:28 It's a 9 footer.

2:29 STEELO: It look a little low.

2:30 I don't like that.

2:31 ROB: Shaqed it.

2:32 STEELO: Yeah, he did, yeah.

2:33 Look at him.

2:33 The ref already knew.

2:34 He hate him.

2:35 ROB: He heard it cracking.

2:36 STEELO: He be doing too much.

2:37 He was like, oh, man, not him.

2:38 LOLO: All right.

2:39 STEELO: Game over.

2:40 LOLO: The way he whipped around, too, yeah.

2:42 Oh, man.

2:43 Goodbye, game.

2:45 Oh.

2:47 STEELO: First of all, he's never dunked.

2:49 I don't want to be racist, but white guys never dunked because you don't jump

2:52 out toward a man unless you're trying to hurt them.

2:55 ROB: It's either— STEELO: He jumped out there.

2:57 He was like, I'll tackle you at the 3-point line.

3:01 It's like, what?

3:03 ROB: Wah-dow.

3:04 Man.

3:05 One big jump, two-man slam.

3:08 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

3:10 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, I've never really been in basketball pickup games.

3:15 STEELO: Yeah.

3:16 You know what I mean?

3:17 Maybe a little bit, you know, back in the day.

3:18 You know what I mean?

3:20 It wore me out quick.

3:21 OK.

3:21 ROB: Yeah, it just wasn't my sport.

3:22 Yeah, yeah.

3:23 Yeah, like, I remember, like,

3:24 really when I tried to play basketball for real against my uncoordinated,

3:29 kind of shoddy neighbor.

3:30 STEELO: Yeah.

3:31 Right?

3:32 I figure I could just stomp him out.

3:34 He just blocked everything.

3:35 Oh, really?

3:36 He was big, though?

3:37 He was just big.

3:38 That works.

3:38 ROB: I realized, like, man.

3:39 Height matters.

3:40 ROB: Yeah.

3:41 In basketball, for sure.

3:42 Look, I'm like, man, I just don't think this is for me.

3:45 STEELO: Yeah.

3:45 You know what I mean?

3:46 No matter where I go.

3:47 At least you're honest.

3:49 It don't matter— like, it don't matter where I end up.

3:52 There seems to be, like, a big— big body above me.

3:54 I can't get this thing up.

3:57 So I never got into basketball.

4:00 But as someone that has, I wonder, like, playing, like, you know,

4:04 on a ball with a court with the post, have you ever slammed into the post?

4:08 You ever catch the post?

4:10 Yeah, but I mean, obviously, you try not to, but, like,

4:13 somebody could foul you or you playing with the wrong people.

4:15 Like, they'll bump you into the post on purpose sometimes.

4:17 And have you ever hit the pole?

4:19 Yeah.

4:20 OK, all right.

4:21 That's all I want to know.

4:22 He said post three times.

4:23 ROB: I know.

4:24 And then on the last one, he tried to trick me.

4:26 He said, you ever hit the pole?

4:28 And I was already answering.

4:30 I was like, yeah, I hit the pole.

4:31 Listen, I wish I was that good.

4:34 I wish I was posting the whole time and then poled you,

4:38 and then, man, I spin on that.

4:40 I've been on that pole.

4:42 Oh, man, I apologize.

4:43 You know what I mean?

4:44 It is a post.

4:45 It is a post.

4:46 Everybody in this category, they are finding it hot.

4:50 Take a look at Posting Up.

4:51 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: Set me up.

4:56 See, yeah, like, here.

4:57 LOLO: No foul.

4:58 ROB: Oh.

4:59 STEELO: Ooh.

5:01 I feel like this must happen all the time because it wasn't like he was,

5:04 like, fully out of, like, position of what he was intending.

5:08 He tried to catch a body.

5:09 I don't know if these rims are small or if he really got ups like that.

5:11 LOLO: Yeah.

5:12 OK, he wasn't gonna dunk it no way, though.

5:15 Oh my god.

5:16 LOLO: Wait.

5:16 He's playing blind.

5:17 Are they both blind?

5:18 Is he?

5:19 I could beat you with a blindfold.

5:20 Are they both wearing skullies over their eyes?

5:22 LOLO: Yep.

5:23 ROB: That looked like a blind guy trying to stop it.

5:24 Oh my god.

5:25 He hit face, too.

5:26 Ding.

5:28 That wasn't shoulder.

5:28 He really couldn't see.

5:29 ROB: Oh, that was.

5:30 STEELO: What was this for?

5:33 I can see now.

5:36 That's a pretty day, too.

5:39 Good day to be out here.

5:40 ROB: Oh, they're running now.

5:41 STEELO: Oh my god.

5:42 ROB: Man.

5:42 That woke unc up.

5:43 He thought he was playing on a full court, and it's a half court.

5:46 OK, he was running like he had room to go.

5:48 STEELO: Yeah.

5:49 Like, he used to play, too.

5:53 ROB: Oh, man.

5:54 At least he caught hisself.

5:55 There you have it for Posting Up.

5:57 [APPLAUSE] A lot of people out there want to dunk, man.

6:02 I do.

6:03 I want to.

6:04 ROB: Yeah.

6:04 I just want to get close to the hoop.

6:06 Yeah, well, how would you do it?

6:08 I mean, jumping.

6:09 I'd want to do— I don't want to cheat and stand on something.

6:12 ROB: Look.

6:13 You can get a rim you can lower, though.

6:14 I want to go up to the top.

6:16 Big moves.

6:17 We gotta be realistic.

6:19 I'm trying to work with you, OK?

6:21 We can get you a top rim.

6:23 All right, how about, like, a little trampoline?

6:25 I mean, it feels like— like— Like you're in the extreme team?

6:30 It feels like halftime show.

6:31 At halftime.

6:32 Man.

6:33 But, yeah, you know, a lot of people,

6:34 they want to dunk, and they want to dunk bad.

6:35 And what do they do?

6:36 They get a friend.

6:37 They jump off of them.

6:38 They do steroids.

6:41 They figure it out.

6:42 If I could just roid up my ankles and feet— Yeah.

6:46 --to where, like, I would just be like— STEELO: Sounds great.

6:49 And just, like, oh, all day long.

6:50 Oh.

6:51 Yeah.

6:51 Would you skate again?

6:52 I wouldn't even skate.

6:53 I would just flutter around.

6:54 I would just flutter.

6:55 What would I do?

6:56 I'd just dunk on everybody.

6:59 I'd just— I'd go to your pickup games and just stand by myself and just wait.

7:04 No, he just catches oops all day.

7:07 Oh, man, look, this category is all people that want to dunk so bad.

7:12 Take a look at Desperate to Dunk.

7:14 [APPLAUSE] Oh, got the chair out.

7:22 STEELO: OK, don't— don't do this.

7:23 Just don't do this.

7:25 Oh, man.

7:26 ROB: Oh, I want it so bad.

7:28 STEELO: Just don't do it.

7:30 Little boy not gonna be impressed regardless.

7:32 LOLO: Oh, man.

7:36 With your ass out is just embarrassing.

7:39 Oh my god.

7:40 ROB: Oh.

7:41 STEELO: Yeah, he don't know how to use a trampoline.

7:42 Why would he jump that far away from the trampoline?

7:45 He's like, I really got hops.

7:46 ROB: Bam.

7:49 MAN: You good?

7:50 Oh, yeah.

7:51 Oh, yeah.

7:51 Yeah, I'm great.

7:52 I'm going back to theater.

7:56 ROB: Oh, oh.

7:58 Oh, man.

7:59 I'm B-Rad.

8:02 B-Rad.

8:02 I'm B-Rad.

8:03 ROB: Oh, man.

8:04 From Scottsdale.

8:05 I just— the idea— I just never connected B-Rad to Brad.

8:12 Really?

8:13 And, like, this, like,

8:15 now every kind of hip-hoppy white guy forever is gonna be B-Rad to me.

8:21 It's B-Rad, for sure.

8:22 ROB: Oh, B-Rad.

8:23 Oh, yeah.

8:24 Yo, yo, yo, it's B-Rad.

8:29 For sure, that's who that guy is, for sure.

8:31 Oh, man.

8:34 STEELO: The rim already bad.

8:35 Oh, come on, bro.

8:36 ROB: Oh, no.

8:38 STEELO: Oh, oh.

8:39 ROB: Oh.

8:40 I was wondering why it was bent up.

8:42 He's dropping it all the time.

8:43 Watch this.

8:44 You see where it falls.

8:45 It's gonna fall right in place.

8:48 Oh, man.

8:49 There you have it for Desperate to Dunk.

8:52 [APPLAUSE] Desperate to dunk.

8:56 You guys got mini basketball hoops at your house?

8:59 Several.

9:00 Yeah.

9:00 Yeah.

9:00 Oh, you do?

9:01 Yeah, I try to get my kid into basketball.

9:03 He's not really picking it up.

9:04 It's hard at two.

9:07 It's tough.

9:08 I just put a hoop in every room.

9:09 Like, shoot it.

9:10 Make the hoop.

9:12 The little ones are fun.

9:13 Yeah, always fun, yeah.

9:14 Yeah, it's like— it's a different shot, you know?

9:17 You know what I mean?

9:19 Flick it in.

9:20 Your little finger, and then obviously,

9:22 there was that big trend running around where,

9:24 like, you just would bring the hoop up behind somebody.

9:26 STEELO: And dunk somebody.

9:27 Boom.

9:28 Just dunk on somebody.

9:29 Haven't seen that trend.

9:31 STEELO: Oh, really?

9:31 But I'm gonna try it.

9:32 I have enough hoops to do it.

9:33 ROB: Yeah, look.

9:35 Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

9:36 Gotcha.

9:37 You basically have one friend to hold the hoop behind the person.

9:40 OK, so it's a three person.

9:42 ROB: That's it.

9:43 Person's unsuspecting, walking.

9:45 Your close friend goes in and puts the hoop behind them.

9:48 Then you come in and just boom, dunk on them and body them.

9:53 Oh, yeah.

9:54 ROB: Yeah, so, look, this category is the chaos of these small basketball hoops.

9:59 Take a look at Mini Hoopin'.

10:01 [APPLAUSE] Oh.

10:07 OK.

10:08 LOLO: Oh my god.

10:09 STEELO: What?

10:10 ROB: Man.

10:11 Like, ah.

10:12 STEELO: Yeah, no.

10:13 Oh, hee.

10:14 Ball didn't go close to the rim, though.

10:16 ROB: Oh, hee.

10:17 Got ourselves a little March Madness.

10:19 Oh.

10:20 STEELO: Because she wasn't getting it back nowhere.

10:21 ROB: No, it's so much more chaotic than

10:24 what you could have ever expected from this kitchen.

10:26 STEELO: Yeah.

10:27 ROB: Oh, oh.

10:29 STEELO: Bruh.

10:30 He flew.

10:31 Boys will be boys.

10:32 ROB: Canada.

10:36 Feels Canadian.

10:40 STEELO: Oh, man.

10:41 ROB: Man.

10:42 LOLO: OK, he got some good air, too.

10:44 MAN: Oh my god.

10:46 We need some art on the wall.

10:47 Let's put a mini hoop.

10:48 I love the only art he has is some lady.

10:50 LOLO: Some Playboy poster.

10:51 STEELO: All right, perv.

10:53 ROB: Oh, man.

10:53 STEELO: Chill out.

10:54 ROB: Think of like there was a run in the '70s and '80s where you just put,

10:58 like, half naked women on the walls.

10:59 STEELO: Crazy.

11:00 It was a thing.

11:01 Or young boy bands.

11:02 And invite people to your house still is crazy.

11:05 What a era.

11:08 Oh.

11:09 STEELO: Bro, was that his tripod?

11:11 Are you taping that?

11:12 ROB: This is the face of a man who's been penetrated.

11:15 100%.

11:16 ROB: OK.

11:16 He has been impaled.

11:18 ROB: Kobe!

11:20 There you have it for Mini Hoopin'.

11:23 [APPLAUSE] OK, look,

11:26 where do you rank yourself as far as rapper basketball players?

11:31 Probably in, like, the top five.

11:33 Yeah?

11:35 No, hey, that's humble, man.

11:36 That's humble, man.

11:37 LOLO: Humble but confident.

11:38 No, I love that it was like, OK,

11:40 if you say rappers from Chicago, what would it be?

11:43 Top two OK.

11:45 Man, he's real humble today.

11:48 Yeah, 'cause I saw, like, a video of you,

11:50 like, winning, like, a trick shot contest for the Bulls.

11:53 Like, some random, like, third try, like, half court shot, whatever it is.

11:57 Now are you also good at trick shots?

12:00 I'm decent.

12:01 I'm decent.

12:02 I play horse a lot.

12:03 All right, well, look,

12:03 this category right here is people playing basketball on another level,

12:07 doing all types of trickery.

12:09 Take a look at High Energy Hoop'n.

12:12 [APPLAUSE] OK, all right.

12:18 I already don't like the vibe.

12:21 OK.

12:21 STEELO: Bro, come on.

12:23 ROB: Oh, man.

12:24 All right, all right.

12:25 And for him to use glass is crazy.

12:29 Look, I respect that he at least shot it in motion.

12:33 You know what I mean?

12:34 Oh.

12:35 Man.

12:37 But it's just when you can backflip so much, you just want to use it everywhere.

12:41 My man got a point.

12:42 ROB: Look.

12:43 One point.

12:44 STEELO: Y'all know who it is.

12:45 Look, everybody's seen it like a thousand times 'cause nobody's even reacting.

12:49 HOST: I wouldn't even cheer for that.

12:51 ROB: Oh.

12:53 Come on.

12:54 No, nobody's coming for it.

12:57 STEELO: Oh, that's nice, that's nice, LOLO: Twist.

13:00 That's nice.

13:01 Yeah, yeah.

13:02 Flying, twisting.

13:03 Hi.

13:06 He just ah.

13:09 Uh-oh.

13:10 STEELO: If you get crossed by Hot Sauce still in 2024, that's crazy.

13:14 Hot Sauce still breaking your ankles in 2024.

13:16 Listen, is this new footage?

13:18 This is new footage.

13:19 Yeah, cause Hot Sauce still out here working people.

13:21 STEELO: Looking mild as hell, ain't he?

13:24 ROB: Oh, oh.

13:26 Oh.

13:28 LOLO: Oh, wow.

13:29 ROB: Oh.

13:30 Oh, man.

13:31 Hot Sauce be traveling his ass off.

13:34 He just ran four steps.

13:40 ROB: Oh, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

13:44 That man ran six steps, bro.

13:50 ROB: Oh.

13:50 STEELO: Hell no.

13:51 ROB: Oh, man.

13:53 And he missed horribly, though.

13:54 You gonna do some [BLEEP] like that.

13:56 You have to make it after that.

13:57 ROB: I stopped even— like, I assume he swished it.

14:04 Uh-oh, uh-oh.

14:06 Oh, oh, oh.

14:08 OK.

14:09 STEELO: You gotta fight them now.

14:10 ROB: Way too big.

14:11 You gotta fight them now.

14:12 ROB: You dead.

14:13 STEELO: If he make that for real.

14:14 ROB: You're dead.

14:15 Oh, oh.

14:16 Hey, hey.

14:17 LOLO: Wow.

14:18 ROB: Oh, no.

14:19 Oh, go back, go back.

14:22 That brought people together.

14:23 LOLO: Unity.

14:24 Racism ended right here.

14:27 Man.

14:28 It just ain't meant to be.

14:30 Man.

14:31 And just like that, every mind is blown at once.

14:35 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

14:37 [APPLAUSE] OK, getting hit in the head with a basketball hurts.

14:42 Embarrassing.

14:43 It's more embarrassing than it does hurt, yeah.

14:46 Man, I don't— there's so— I mean,

14:48 depending on what type of ball it is, it's like getting hit with a rock.

14:51 That's true.

14:52 If you get one of them free basketballs they be passing out at, like,

14:55 Six Flags, the ones that's barely rubber and feel like concrete.

14:58 ROB: Yeah.

14:58 That hurt.

14:59 Yeah.

14:59 Yeah, but you get, like, a Wilson, like, an Evolution or something, you solid.

15:02 It's cool.

15:03 A little absorption to it.

15:05 ROB: Yeah.

15:05 Cheaper the leather, the more it hurts.

15:06 Yeah, no, it's like the more plasticky it gets, the more dangerous it is.

15:10 That's true.

15:10 ROB: And then if it's older.

15:11 Like, if it's from like the '80s or '90s, it's basically petrified.

15:14 Yeah.

15:15 ROB: You know what I mean?

15:16 Like, it's worse.

15:17 So what, you got hit in the head with a basketball once?

15:20 Courtside.

15:20 ROB: Can't forget it.

15:21 Courtside.

15:21 Never went to another game.

15:22 ROB: Oh, that's right.

15:23 Cannot forget it.

15:24 What was the teams again?

15:26 I don't even remember, but it was a Suns game.

15:27 She can't remember now.

15:28 Oh, man.

15:29 STEELO: Oh, you got a lawsuit.

15:31 ROB: This girl got hit in the head.

15:34 I know that.

15:34 Sue the NBA.

15:35 Man, like, what is that?

15:37 Getting CTE from one game is crazy.

15:39 ROB: That's it.

15:40 That's it, man.

15:41 She only remembers going there and leaving, and she had to watch it on TV.

15:45 Oh, that was—- Oh, that was me?

15:47 Shaq and a Fu.

15:48 When did that happen?

15:49 OK, look, this category is all people getting hit in the head with basketballs.

15:53 Take a look at Baller Headaches.

15:55 [APPLAUSE] Hi.

16:01 STEELO: Oh, man.

16:02 He too big for that.

16:03 That's almost somebody's dad.

16:05 Man, he just— oh, man.

16:07 That man's almost grown.

16:08 ROB: He is just bigger.

16:10 STEELO: Yeah, just not as good, either.

16:11 ROB: Man, just no.

16:12 Those— those big arms just don't move the same pace.

16:14 More awkward.

16:16 All right.

16:17 ROB: OK, oh.

16:19 STEELO: 'Cause I kind of agree.

16:20 'Cause get off my court.

16:21 You could be doing this anywhere else.

16:23 What are you doing?

16:23 It's a shot, though.

16:24 Is it on purpose?

16:25 No, that's, like, a high rim, too.

16:26 That's like a 12-foot rim.

16:28 LOLO: Yeah.

16:29 ROB: Dang.

16:30 STEELO: He just missed that.

16:31 He's not even— look, give me the apology.

16:32 I'm not giving the apology.

16:34 You shouldn't be out here.

16:35 I'll play for your heart.

16:37 ROB: Hey.

16:38 STEELO: Please don't.

16:40 ROB: Ticking and a-tocking and a-ticking and a-tocking.

16:42 TikTok rocked.

16:43 Like, just don't do this.

16:45 Man, you got to 'cause if she makes it, it's good stuff.

16:47 I don't want to see a dance with this.

16:49 Are you a hooper or a cheerleader?

16:50 Which one is it?

16:51 ROB: Oh.

16:54 STEELO: She got the Kyries on, too?

16:55 That's the African-American editions, too.

16:57 ROB: Man.

16:58 That's crazy, baby girl.

16:59 Holding it down.

17:00 Black History Month.

17:01 Respect.

17:05 There you have it for Baller Headaches.

17:08 [APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling, you know,

17:13 I can't wait to be there the day that you dunk, you know?

17:16 Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

17:17 ROB: Whenever you decide, like, the time is there.

17:19 Maybe we meet up.

17:20 Maybe we dunk together.

17:21 You know what I mean?

17:22 I'm with that.

17:22 ROB: You know what I mean?

17:23 I'm with that.

17:24 You dunk off the ground or dunk off a trampoline, you know what I mean?

17:28 So we're like— we can go up together.

17:30 Let's do it.

17:31 Do the extreme team for, like, one— one day or something.

17:34 Oh, yeah, where you run and boom, boom.

17:36 Yeah, join, like, the Lakers extreme team or something.

17:38 But the question is, are you gonna be working on your dunk?

17:42 Do you think it's fading?

17:43 No, I mean, in my head, if I really lock in, I can do a dunk again.

17:46 Yeah.

17:46 Do you think you will, though?

17:48 I have a game tonight.

17:49 ROB: Oh, you do?

17:50 I do.

17:50 OK.

17:51 Will you dunk for me?

17:52 No, I'm not doing it.

17:53 Will you dunk for me?

17:54 Listen, as I asked, it was heartfelt.

17:57 You know what I mean?

17:58 I felt it.

17:59 ROB: That's what I'm saying.

18:00 He said for me.

18:00 Yeah, for me.

18:01 ROB: Look, look.

18:02 This is crazy.

18:03 ROB: Listen to me.

18:04 The intimate moment.

18:05 I thought I got him for a quick second.

18:06 No, I won't.

18:07 I can't risk that.

18:08 I don't want to look stupid.

18:10 Well, look, you'll end up looking like everybody in this category of Dunk Duds.

18:15 Take a look.

18:16 [APPLAUSE] Can you do it for me?

18:21 STEELO: Oh, he stopped fighting for this.

18:22 ROB: Oh, look at me.

18:23 STEELO: He just jumped way far out.

18:25 I don't care.

18:26 He's never getting there.

18:27 Yeah, but this is supposed to be moved in a little bit more.

18:29 You can't jump for real like that, bro.

18:30 ROB: Man, yeah.

18:32 STEELO: They blew the whistle before it even happened.

18:34 We know this is not good.

18:36 That man hit his toes, they blew the whistle.

18:38 Oh, we're in trouble now.

18:40 All right, next.

18:44 Oh, oh, here we go.

18:47 Where were you going?

18:48 Hey, look, low key, he was up there, though.

18:50 ROB: That's it.

18:51 STEELO: He just didn't move up enough.

18:52 LOLO: Yeah.

18:53 He need glasses.

18:53 That's it.

18:55 Hey, you gotta play with your glasses.

18:56 STEELO: You do.

18:57 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

19:01 Man.

19:04 He is blurry vision trying to find that hand.

19:06 Like, it was like, oh.

19:07 Somebody help me.

19:09 ROB: Kobe!

19:10 Oh.

19:12 STEELO: And he fell with his head this way and somehow— ROB: Man.

19:16 STEELO: --his head ended up on the other side.

19:21 That was crazy.

19:22 It fully shifted his neck, OK?

19:24 Falling with his head right here.

19:26 LOLO: Oh.

19:28 Did he do a flip?

19:28 STEELO: He did do a flip.

19:29 LOLO: Wow.

19:30 STEELO: Stay down for a while.

19:32 ROB: You need to stay down.

19:35 Oh, stop it, stop it.

19:38 STEELO: He was on his back already.

19:40 Man, he's perfectly stepping on his back.

19:42 And it's like the size proportion makes sense.

19:46 STEELO: 202.

19:48 ROB: Oh, man.

19:49 STEELO: That's one of them old rims.

19:50 Just moved, too.

19:51 ROB: I just— I don't feel good about the setup.

19:53 That's in Springfield, Massachusetts right there,

19:55 where they started basketball at.

19:57 ROB: Why are they coming from down from the ceiling?

19:59 Oh.

20:02 Oh, man, trying to act like you're not as hurt as you are.

20:05 Yeah.

20:07 ROB: OK, look, there is nothing as fun,

20:11 flying through the air, basketball in hand, boom.

20:18 STEELO: Yeah.

20:19 Dunked, land in water.

20:21 And land in water.

20:23 In the water.

20:23 Yeah.

20:24 STEELO: OK.

20:24 MAN: Not a foam pit but water.

20:25 Yeah, when you got the basketball hoop at the pool.

20:28 STEELO: Yeah.

20:29 Oh.

20:30 Oh, man.

20:31 There's nothing better than sailing off of flat, hard ground.

20:35 Like, just, like, literally the most athletic human being in the world.

20:39 Boom, splash.

20:42 I've ever experienced that.

20:43 I don't know if I've done it that much, either.

20:44 That much?

20:46 You guys wouldn't even get excited.

20:47 I'll play one on ones in the pool and stuff or two on twos.

20:50 But I don't know if I'm actually jumping from the outside to the inside.

20:54 Sounds kind of cool.

20:55 No, look, I don't—- Needs to be done.

20:57 Yeah.

20:57 Look, you guys aren't supporting me.

20:59 I might get a hoop just to try that in my pool.

21:01 ROB: Look, I came with the energy.

21:03 Pumping you guys up.

21:04 LOLO: We knew nothing about it.

21:05 STEELO: I like that.

21:06 You just, like, glazed me.

21:08 You glazed me.

21:09 You were like, all right, shoot.

21:10 STEELO: Sounds cool.

21:11 Yeah, you said, yeah, sounds cool.

21:14 Everybody in this category, they're trying to do it but not quite.

21:17 Take a look at Too Wet to Dunk.

21:19 [APPLAUSE] MAN: How's practice going, Jeff?

21:23 LOLO: OK.

21:24 STEELO: Yep.

21:25 LOLO: All right.

21:27 STEELO: Oh, man.

21:29 I did not see him doing that.

21:30 Listen, get this man away from the basketball.

21:32 Yeah, no.

21:33 MAN: How's practice going, Jeff?

21:37 ROB: OK, now.

21:38 Man.

21:39 Alley oop.

21:40 I mean, face shot.

21:43 OK.

21:45 STEELO: Got the bonnet on.

21:48 Oh, no.

21:49 Oh, embarrassing.

21:50 LOLO: Yeah.

21:51 Bonnet basketball is crazy.

21:52 Oh, man.

21:54 Bonnet basketball is intense.

21:55 It's insane.

21:56 It's insane.

21:57 LOLO: Bonnet basketball.

22:00 ROB: Oh, here's this little fella.

22:02 STEELO: Oh, man.

22:04 Man, he could have dunked that.

22:05 Dramatic.

22:05 He had the moves.

22:06 Dramatic.

22:07 ROB: Here comes the dramatics.

22:09 Hit it.

22:10 Oh.

22:12 I'm dead.

22:15 OK, Steelo, you ever been, like, ripping and dipping on the court,

22:19 running, taking a shot, and your feet slipped out right from under you?

22:23 No.

22:24 Running as fast as you can, high-speed dribble,

22:27 traveling because I know that's one of the things you enjoy.

22:30 One of the things I do.

22:33 Just set you up completely.

22:34 STEELO: Yeah, no, I know.

22:35 Nah.

22:36 I haven't seen Sterling really play real basketball,

22:40 but he seems like someone that would carry the ball.

22:44 Looking at you, and I see you traveling.

22:46 Trying to blame me for no reason.

22:48 Oh, man.

22:49 Just, like, A, the audacity of you just

22:52 slipping taking a shot is already bad enough.

22:55 But, hey, I'm not just— that's just the start.

22:58 No, I probably have slipped going up for, like, a dunk or a layup or something,

23:03 but that's just because the floor was probably slippery.

23:05 ROB: That's it.

23:06 It wasn't your fault.

23:07 No, absolutely not.

23:08 Yeah, look, it's— hey, it's always OK— always OK to blame the floor,

23:12 especially in basketball, you know?

23:13 And everybody in this category could do the same thing.

23:17 Take a look at Slip Shots.

23:19 [APPLAUSE] Oh!

23:25 STEELO: That boy just trash.

23:28 ROB: Uh-oh, uh-oh.

23:30 OK, here we go.

23:31 LOLO: Oh.

23:31 That's what I'm saying.

23:32 That court really is slippery.

23:33 ROB: Yeah.

23:34 STEELO: It's just not the right paint to actually hoop on.

23:36 ROB: Looks good.

23:39 Just hit face.

23:40 Oh, look out.

23:43 Neighborhood dunk challenge.

23:45 Oh, man.

23:46 STEELO: He ain't got no shoes on.

23:48 ROB: Man, he got a lot of belief.

23:50 Got a lot of belief.

23:51 Passenger had to get out.

23:52 He never planned on getting out.

23:53 No.

23:54 Got the camera down.

23:55 And really check on you.

23:56 Like, I think he is not well.

23:57 ROB: No.

23:59 OK, man.

24:00 STEELO: He like, oh, man.

24:02 LOLO: And you know this isn't their house.

24:03 STEELO: Bro, you OK?

24:05 LOLO: Oh.

24:06 ROB: Oh.

24:07 Oh, man, I thought— I didn't think we were gonna see a followup.

24:10 He's really down.

24:13 LOLO: This is terrible.

24:14 STEELO: Like, what you want?

24:15 Oh, man.

24:16 What you want?

24:17 Dislocated shoulder.

24:18 Yeah.

24:18 It's over.

24:19 He never made it.

24:21 ROB: Oh, man.

24:22 He never made it after this.

24:24 You got it, my guy.

24:25 You got it.

24:26 ROB: Here we go.

24:28 STEELO: Oh, no.

24:29 The step stool is insane.

24:31 Man, 'cause you know if you're trying to dunk and you just— and you're 5' 9",

24:35 you need that 6 inches.

24:36 LOLO: Yeah.

24:38 ROB: Oh!

24:39 He's down.

24:40 There you have it for Slip Shots.

24:43 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, Sterling,

24:46 what's the wildest shot you ever seen on the basketball court?

24:50 Oh, the wildest?

24:51 ROB: That was, like, I would say, like, there's that one clip of maybe, like,

24:55 Glenn Robinson or something where he's running out of bounds and just hucks it,

24:58 and it somehow goes half court and swishes.

25:02 At this point, Steph Curry has to be

25:04 responsible for the wildest shots we've seen.

25:06 They just become normal.

25:07 He keeps going.

25:08 We don't call them wild.

25:09 Consistent.

25:10 They're just Curry-like.

25:10 Yeah.

25:11 NINA: It's crazy.

25:12 You want to know what?

25:13 He's hit another— another level recently.

25:15 It is.

25:16 It just feels like, OK, he's ready for, like, another run right now.

25:19 STEELO: Yeah, he's so good.

25:20 Well, look, this category is all people that are

25:23 doing the wildest stuff on a basketball court.

25:25 Take a look at Rare Balls.

25:27 Rare balls.

25:29 Those are rare balls you got there.

25:31 Those are rare.

25:32 ROB: I'm gonna shoot, shoot, shoot shoot, shoot away.

25:37 STEELO: OK.

25:38 Man, you are just so lucky you set the camera up.

25:42 He's like, I didn't even make JV.

25:44 This is crazy.

25:45 ROB: I didn't make the team.

25:47 I'm a shooter.

25:48 Oh.

25:48 ROB: Oh, hey.

25:49 STEELO: I told coach.

25:51 That's lucky.

25:52 Yeah.

25:52 That's real lucky.

25:53 He knows it, too.

25:57 STEELO: The Saints.

25:57 NINA: He's open.

25:58 ROB: Oh.

26:00 STEELO: Oh, man.

26:01 They must be losing by a lot, too.

26:02 Exactly.

26:03 STEELO: They look, like, defeated.

26:05 ROB: Extra defeated.

26:06 STEELO: They were like, oh.

26:07 It can get worse.

26:09 I mean, it really is like 30 to 5.

26:10 STEELO: Let's go.

26:12 Let's go, boy.

26:13 ROB: Uh-oh.

26:15 STEELO: Oh, OK.

26:16 I feel like that was on purpose.

26:18 No way.

26:19 That felt like that was on purpose.

26:20 No way.

26:21 Man, he's been trying this all day.

26:23 STEELO: 'Cause he missed so bad.

26:24 Like, it's like, almost as a shot.

26:25 He just lets it go before he can go in the rim.

26:27 NINA: But it did go in.

26:28 Whoa.

26:29 Did you get that?

26:30 ROB: Yeah, it's the acting.

26:31 But we can't tell with this, like, '94 camera.

26:36 STEELO: Ooh, OK.

26:37 NINA: What a cute city.

26:38 STEELO: I know.

26:40 OK, the bad acting of the defender.

26:42 I don't like him.

26:43 You can't spend all day trying to get

26:45 this trick shot and then burn it with bad acting.

26:47 STEELO: Yeah, I know.

26:48 ROB: OK.

26:48 STEELO: Great trick shot, bad actor.

26:50 ROB: Hey, hey, hey.

26:51 STEELO: Whoa.

26:52 Where is it going?

26:53 What's really happening out here?

26:55 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

26:57 [APPLAUSE]