Picking Your Nose Is Cool | The Basement Yard #549

The Basement Yard

0:00 Welcome back to the basement.

0:06 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:08 I'm here with Frank who just told Ant

0:09 he's a beautiful boy multiple times in a row.

0:12 What was that about?

0:14 [laughter] It's like what a good looking boy, what a beautiful boy.

0:17 You did say it.

0:17 You said it.

0:19 He does this to us all the time.

0:21 My beautiful boys when we walk in.

0:22 So I decided to place it place it right back to him.

0:27 I gave him a beautiful boy.

0:29 You gave him two.

0:30 But the second one was like beautiful.

0:34 [laughter] I mean I'm in admiration.

0:35 I think he's a good looking guy.

0:36 I want to make sure that I give him the proper credit where credit is due.

0:40 When you do that, that sucks.

0:41 I'll tell you that.

0:44 What is that?

0:46 Did you guys Did you guys do family portraits growing up?

0:50 Yeah, I did.

0:51 You did?

0:51 Like white people?

0:52 For real?

0:54 Yeah, I think I remember the baby one of you.

0:59 You're in like an old-timey sailor's costume or some

1:02 like I own a cereal company or something.

1:04 [laughter] Like it was very Yeah, me and Keith for like Easter my mom would

1:08 dress us up like Cabbage Patch Dolls or something.

1:11 Yeah, Becca's parents did that, too.

1:13 I remember when we were buying our house her mom

1:17 like gave her like a basket full of like

1:18 these were your baby clothes and it was like it

1:20 looked like it was made out of yarn from Michael's.

1:24 Like these people are on the Titanic.

1:26 It's like that's what it kind of looks like.

1:27 lived out in Oregon.

1:29 So they were as close to like, you know,

1:30 like living on the Oregon Trail hippies as you could possibly be.

1:35 You know?

1:36 How old were you like Do you still do family portraits?

1:39 No.

1:40 When did you think you stopped did like stopped it.

1:42 It was just me It was just me and my sister.

1:45 My I don't think my parents joined in.

1:47 That's not a family portrait at all.

1:48 It was before your brothers?

1:50 It was before my brothers.

1:50 So I was young.

1:51 But they wouldn't they they wouldn't be in the photos

1:53 with you like I think they got in for a couple,

1:55 but I just distinctly remember just the ones with me and my sister.

1:57 I was holding roses.

1:58 I was in a white button-down.

1:59 Oh [snorts] you were doing Macy's type of I

2:02 mean I did them as an adult like Did you?

2:05 Yeah, you don't remember that like the picture in my house?

2:07 I like Oh, right.

2:09 Yeah, but that was just you.

2:10 No, there was all were in that.

2:11 That's right.

2:12 We all had them and there was another one like

2:14 we were cuz we did it for like Christmas one year.

2:16 My sister organized it and she was like,

2:17 "Let's get playful with it." So there was like cuz you go

2:20 to these places and they have like props that you could use.

2:23 So one was like a rock.

2:24 So I like went on the rock and like kicked my feet up.

2:28 Did you do family portraits like every year growing up?

2:31 No, no, no, no.

2:32 I remember we did them like as babies.

2:34 I don't remember it as babies, but I know we did it as babies.

2:36 You you do family portraits right now.

2:39 Like portraits is a a stretch.

2:41 We're not like going to a studio to do them.

2:44 you're like outside there's a photographer.

2:47 Yeah, photo shoot Yeah, like a portrait.

2:48 I guess.

2:49 I guess.

2:49 When does that stop, do you think?

2:52 Uh selfishly, I hope never.

2:54 Right.

2:55 Like I hope we have them every year forever.

2:57 I'm sure the kids are going to get to a certain

2:58 point where it's like they don't want to do this anymore.

3:00 Yeah.

3:01 It's weird this is coming up because you brought this up, right?

3:04 Because I'm I'm literally we we are booked for a family portrait.

3:08 Um my sister organized it for my mom's birthday.

3:12 So we're doing one like next month.

3:14 And for the first time in like I I couldn't even tell you.

3:17 That's going to be fun.

3:17 That's going to Bro, that First of all,

3:19 that's going to be the greatest gift your mom has ever had.

3:20 She's got to cry.

3:22 Prepare a weeping.

3:24 She's I mean she's not going to cry at the photo shoot.

3:26 no.

3:26 After when she gets them, you know.

3:28 She might.

3:29 She probably will.

3:30 She's a hit or miss sometimes.

3:31 Really?

3:32 She's like she she's so like uh Like she'll cry at stuff that I'm like,

3:37 "This?" But then other stuff she won't.

3:39 She'll be like, "Oh my god, this is so nice." like 100% guarantee,

3:43 you know, like you know you can make your mom cry with it.

3:45 If you show her have her listen to it, see it, whatever.

3:48 I don't know if I have an answer to that.

3:52 I don't know.

3:53 I don't I don't know.

3:54 Cuz sometimes like she's she gets She gets me Every time she cries I cry,

4:00 but like it's so hard to tell when it's going to get

4:03 her emotional cuz she's like really like Irish and strong about certain things.

4:08 Well, she was raised Irish Cath- Irish Catholic which is

4:10 like you better not cry and you better believe that No,

4:14 but like even my grandma was like like my aunt,

4:18 her daughter had passed away before her and she was just like a G at the thing.

4:22 That's crazy.

4:22 This is crazy.

4:23 I mean she definitely cried when we first got there

4:24 and that was like the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen.

4:26 But then after that like during the wake she was just like chilling.

4:29 And I'm like, "How is she doing this?" I mean that's a different generation.

4:33 They she was feeling it.

4:34 They're not Dude, they would go to school, they do cursive.

4:36 You you can't figure out and the teacher would beat the out of you with a ruler.

4:39 Well, school back then was like also like a schoolhouse near the quarry.

4:44 You know, like they didn't have I'm talking to your grandmother's age.

4:48 I don't even know what you're talking about.

4:50 Well, I'm saying back then it's like they also

4:52 had a hard time getting to and from school.

4:54 It'd be like 3 years old.

4:55 They'd be like, "All right, time to go to school.

4:56 Walk 5 miles." that maybe I'm making this up,

5:00 but maybe she went to San Francisco.

5:03 Your grandmother?

5:04 Yeah, I think so.

5:05 Bro, your grandmother was older than sliced bread.

5:07 There's no way.

5:08 No, no.

5:09 When was Look up when sliced bread was invented.

5:11 I think it was in like the 30s.

5:12 after Betty White.

5:14 So then my grandma was like 20 My grandmother was 26.

5:18 I remember that.

5:19 have been 29.

5:20 that because we had her 75th birthday party.

5:22 I've told this story and it landed on what year?

5:25 2001.

5:25 Yep.

5:27 Um Sliced bread was invented in uh 1928.

5:31 Yeah, dude.

5:32 Ooh, close.

5:33 I don't know when her birthday was, to be honest.

5:34 I mean my grandmother was definitely alive before sliced bread.

5:37 That's so weird.

5:38 That is weird.

5:39 So think about it.

5:40 That means that What the were they eating?

5:42 Just loaves?

5:43 I kind of like a loaf.

5:45 Dude.

5:45 Cutting your own bread is kind of cool.

5:47 Cutting, bro.

5:47 You got to rip that No.

5:50 You got like a bread cutter?

5:51 No.

5:52 And it's like an old-timey wheel.

5:54 It's kind of cool, dude.

5:55 How does that work?

5:56 It's like you put like it's like a it's like a deli slicer.

5:59 Uh And like you adjust the like Yeah.

6:03 girth?

6:05 thickness Yeah, that's Yeah, yeah.

6:06 That's what I was looking for.

6:07 I mean tomato, tomato, right?

6:09 I mean, sure.

6:10 It is.

6:12 And you just like you push it through and you crank it.

6:15 And then they're just like it slices off.

6:17 It's nice, dude.

6:18 ripping a bread, though.

6:20 You like like a like when Aladdin ripped that bread?

6:22 Oh my god.

6:23 You know what I low-key like?

6:25 You know when you take the elbow off of an Italian bread?

6:28 Mhm.

6:28 And then I like to dig it out like And then I just have like a little hat.

6:32 Oh.

6:34 [laughter] What we would do is when we would have

6:35 like pasta night we would get the Italian bread.

6:38 We'd fight my brothers and I would fight over who would get the ends

6:41 cuz then you dig it out and you just stuff it full of spaghetti.

6:46 And then you have like a spaghetti sandwich.

6:48 Oh, you would shove the elbow full of spaghetti.

6:50 Hell yeah, dude.

6:52 Oh, I don't know if I've ever done that.

6:53 Dude, some of the elbows are hard, dude.

6:55 I mean it's hard elbow.

6:57 It's tough.

6:57 You you grew up in a in a big pasta house.

7:00 I remember your mom making a lot of pasta.

7:04 [snorts] Okay.

7:04 But I'm saying like you never did pasta sandwiches or anything?

7:07 Pasta sandwiches.

7:08 No?

7:09 I don't think so.

7:10 I would ask you What's a pasta sandwich?

7:12 Just that?

7:13 Or A pasta sandwich was, you know, like you had pasta,

7:16 but you take a slice of white bread or like you take a end

7:20 of Italian bread and then you just put s- you put the pasta in it, baby.

7:24 I never I never did that.

7:26 I mean she would make a meatball parm every now and then.

7:29 You know what I mean?

7:29 Like the meatballs parm.

7:30 Yeah.

7:31 Oh my god.

7:32 My mom used to make meatballs like every other day.

7:35 That was I remember meatballs.

7:36 I remember pasta.

7:38 I know you often bring up your mom's broccoli.

7:40 Oh my god.

7:42 But dude, there's nothing better than just a slice of white bread and then you

7:46 just some wet spaghetti with some red sauce and you hold it like a taco.

7:52 Yeah.

7:52 Hear me out.

7:53 With a cup of whole milk.

7:57 So good, dude.

7:59 That is so insane.

8:00 That is the most like Like I would never eat that in this year.

8:04 Why?

8:05 Because that's I mean one whole milk is bananas.

8:07 I mean you could have a cup of whole milk and exist.

8:09 You drank like three three quarters of a gallon for the hot ones video.

8:12 out of survival.

8:14 [laughter]

8:14 I mean I was not going to live if that if that didn't happen.

8:16 If we walked into Joe's apartment and he

8:18 was eating that, we would What are you doing?

8:21 You know what I have done?

8:22 very excited.

8:23 You know what I have There's no way.

8:25 I mean I could be at anything and he'd be screaming at me,

8:27 but Do you know what I have done that's absolutely disgusting,

8:30 but like I was desperate?

8:32 When we were younger and we'd be in Connecticut and it

8:34 would be we would be like drinking all night or whatever.

8:37 It would be like 2:00 a.m.

8:39 and I would go into Asbo's house and I would just

8:41 take a hot dog bun and I would put ketchup in it, close it, and eat that.

8:44 Yeah, you were I remember as kids ketchup sandwiches.

8:47 You were a big bread and ketchup guy.

8:50 Yeah.

8:50 Like I remember in elementary school getting

8:52 school lunch and seeing like you cuz

8:54 remember it would come with like a little like bun for the like a burger?

8:59 Whatever.

9:00 No, like the lunch sometimes just came

9:01 with a little bun like a biscuit bun or whatever.

9:04 a bun.

9:04 I remember you ripping that and dipping and wiping the plate with your bread.

9:09 Yeah.

9:10 And it I mean not bad.

9:11 Yeah.

9:12 hate that.

9:13 It was until you started dipping your pita bread in ketchup which was crazy.

9:19 I mean bread is bread.

9:20 Pita's an amazing bread.

9:22 What's the number one bread?

9:23 Is it naan?

9:26 I am super partial to pita.

9:28 Naan is up there.

9:29 I feel like I like naan more than pita.

9:31 It's just Isn't it just the same but flavored?

9:35 [sighs and gasps] I don't really know.

9:36 it's also cooked different.

9:37 Can I tell you something?

9:38 I'm going to I'm going to be brave here.

9:40 I'm going to be brave here.

9:41 Oh boy.

9:41 The first time that I just like heard of naan bread, someone was like, "Oh,

9:46 we should get some naan bread." And I was like,

9:48 "Oh, okay, cool." I thought it was like a supplement.

9:51 Like an Impossible Burger.

9:52 Yeah, [laughter] yeah, yeah.

9:53 I thought it was like, you know, gluten-free bread.

9:56 It was like naan bread bread.

9:57 I like I didn't had no idea that it was I I love naan, the times I've had it.

10:02 I started to like it even more once I saw how it was cooked.

10:07 When they just bang, throw it into the oven on the wall.

10:11 careless, too.

10:12 Like they got it and they're just like And they And then it stays somehow.

10:16 It just stays.

10:16 It's incredible.

10:17 It's like have you seen those videos of like street cooking in India?

10:20 Yeah.

10:21 be like a vat of hot like oil and the guy will just put something in and he's

10:25 like I will say those are the most

10:28 insane videos I've ever seen in my entire life.

10:30 Why is the oil black?

10:32 Why Why and like what would we have to do to get you Frank

10:37 to eat that food?

10:38 First of all, me.

10:40 You.

10:41 no.

10:41 You know me.

10:42 I'll eat it.

10:43 Just [laughter] We won't be able to leave this You're dying in India.

10:47 If you have this oily like street food thing.

10:51 Yeah, brother.

10:51 I'm not making it out of there.

10:52 There's a guy on TikTok that I've seen,

10:55 which I don't know how offensive this is, to be honest.

10:57 It's all right.

10:58 It's a lot of fly.

10:58 But I mean well.

11:00 Uh but he's like I'm going to eat the street food street food every

11:04 day for however many days to see like when I'm going to get food poisoning.

11:08 Yeah, I mean up.

11:10 It is.

11:11 It It 100% is.

11:12 way I'm holding up there though.

11:13 I mean the Indian food around here.

11:15 listen.

11:16 I'm not going to sit here and If I don't have a base of bread, I can't I just

11:19 I'm not going to generalize all Indian street food

11:22 and say like it'll get you sick cuz I don't know,

11:23 but I have seen videos of some that's been like that does look like

11:27 that would that would mess up the gum up the works, so to say.

11:30 Right.

11:30 I mean, it's you know, sometimes there's people cooking stuff.

11:34 I'll tell you this.

11:34 I do want to get those like the drinks that they do.

11:38 Oh, where it's like

11:39 Where they like make it rapidly, but like they're not really making it rapidly.

11:43 They're just like shaking their head really quickly.

11:45 ice in the cup and then take the ice out and smash it, put it back in the cup.

11:48 I'm like You're going to tell me that doesn't look like a lot of a show though.

11:51 I'm big on the show.

11:52 I I am First of all, I feel like in that situation,

11:55 you're probably not paying enough cuz you're getting a meal and a show.

12:00 Yeah.

12:00 You know.

12:01 I like it where it's like oh, do you You know what I like watching?

12:03 You ever see someone like uh they make Moscow mules,

12:07 but they make them so fast and there's

12:09 a point in it where they're putting fresh lime

12:11 juice into it and they just have like

12:13 the squeezer and the guy is like and just go.

12:18 I'm like yo.

12:19 don't know if I've ever had I might have had one,

12:21 but I don't know if I appreciate a Moscow mule.

12:24 You've never had a Moscow mule.

12:25 I can't recall ever having one and if I have, it's been like a little sip.

12:28 I've definitely never ordered one.

12:30 Wow, that's crazy.

12:31 I just don't, you know.

12:32 You don't like ginger?

12:34 I love ginger.

12:35 I just never had one.

12:37 I don't know.

12:37 There's no like rhyme or reason to it.

12:39 You got to get one.

12:40 They're good.

12:40 Going back to bread though.

12:42 Sourdough?

12:43 Yeah.

12:44 I mean, yeah.

12:44 Becca's been making sourdough and I'll tell you right now,

12:47 put me on a gurney, open my legs, blow away what's there.

12:53 All right.

12:55 I'm not going to do that.

12:56 Someone better though.

13:00 [laughter] Open my legs and blow away what's there.

13:02 Like with a gun.

13:03 Yeah.

13:03 But I didn't I don't remember my mom making pasta that much.

13:06 I'll tell you what we did do we did do every so

13:08 often we we like be like Mom can we have breakfast for dinner?

13:13 And she would make us like pancakes or waffles or some like that.

13:16 I've ever heard in my entire life.

13:19 time.

13:19 It was It was once a quarter.

13:21 Please, Mom.

13:22 Please.

13:23 Can we have pancakes

13:25 for dinner?

13:25 Y'all, that's the whitest How is that the whitest

13:28 whitest I've ever heard of.

13:29 Breakfast pasta into a the elbow of a bread and saying I have a sandwich.

13:34 That's modern ingenuity.

13:36 You're eating like Aladdin.

13:37 What uh-oh.

13:38 Yep.

13:39 What's wrong about that?

13:39 ALSO, WHAT IS ALADDIN FAMOUSLY NOT?

13:42 WHITE.

13:43 Have a house.

13:46 [laughter]

13:46 That's what he famously is not.

13:48 He does have a pretty sick view of Agrabah.

13:51 No, he has a pretty cool like little setup there.

13:54 It's not his.

13:56 It's an abandoned building.

13:58 I mean, what is one man's trash if not another man's treasure?

14:03 Sure.

14:04 So, there you go.

14:05 Yeah.

14:06 Uh speaking of breakfast and pancakes, I have something.

14:09 Okay.

14:10 Oh, boy.

14:11 I have Oomp.

14:15 What would you consider is the best style of pancake?

14:18 Can we get this out of the way before we start talking?

14:21 Crepes [snorts] are like overrated as hell.

14:24 You can you could you could die.

14:27 You like crepes like that?

14:29 crepes, dude.

14:30 Crepes are overrated.

14:31 Like a savory crepe?

14:32 But it's not a pancake.

14:34 Right.

14:34 I mean, it definitely doesn't belong in here.

14:36 We're not going to argue semantics.

14:38 It is kind of technically a pancake.

14:40 It's just got more liquid than cake.

14:43 What?

14:44 What?

14:44 More liquid?

14:46 Yeah, like crepes are just thinner.

14:48 How's that more liquid?

14:50 They're not wet.

14:51 Because when you like the batter I'm referencing.

14:54 In order to make a crepe, it's a thinner like liquid.

14:57 Oh, I was like I don't know what you're talking about there.

14:59 [laughter] So, what best pancake style?

15:02 Oh.

15:03 We have classic, fluffy, souffle, crispy, crepe, thin.

15:07 I will say the the Is that how you spell souffle?

15:10 I would have not got that.

15:11 I'm not sure.

15:12 I believe it is.

15:13 [laughter] I believe it is.

15:14 Well, that uh I think is not great.

15:17 Unless it's in Japan cuz I've seen those videos of them

15:19 making those fluffy like you smack them like a butt.

15:23 Japan.

15:23 There's a place Don't That's crazy.

15:26 Said Japan.

15:28 My bad, guys.

15:29 I meant Forget about them having them over there.

15:33 There are places in here that have them.

15:35 In here?

15:36 In here, in the US.

15:38 Within the continental?

15:39 There was like a video that went viral that was like New York

15:41 City's best pancakes and it's just like

15:44 it's basically a cheeseburger of a pancake.

15:46 Hell yeah.

15:47 Like it's a big Yeah, I'm not into that though.

15:49 If I'm getting pancakes, like that's another thing.

15:51 That's That's a different day.

15:52 But if I'm getting pancakes, bro, I'm going crispy.

15:55 Yes.

15:56 What?

15:58 Yes.

15:57 the edges to be like na na na.

15:59 Ew.

16:00 Which one would you guys crispy is the last

16:02 thing I want my pancake to be described as.

16:03 Just get a waffle.

16:04 But it's not the whole pancake.

16:06 It's just the edges.

16:07 The middle is still a pancake.

16:09 Circumference of crisp.

16:10 Yeah.

16:11 Yeah.

16:11 It's an outline of crisp.

16:13 I'm not I'm not I mean listen,

16:14 I don't dislike I wouldn't by any means call them crispy.

16:19 I don't dislike when they're cooked like that, but in this situation,

16:22 give me the classic, baby.

16:24 I mean the good old Boring.

16:25 Boring?

16:26 I mean, there's a reason that it's the best.

16:28 It's It's It's iconic.

16:30 I'll also say this.

16:31 I'll throw this out there.

16:33 Waffles over pancakes.

16:38 [sighs]

16:38 That could be true.

16:39 Waffles, French toast pancakes

16:41 Ooh, actually I don't know.

16:42 Of the Belgian variety or Eggo?

16:45 You could They could come from any country you want them to come from.

16:48 Mm, we're going to go Belgian though, obviously.

16:53 Mm.

16:54 You like Eggos over Belgian waffles?

16:55 No, I'm not saying that.

16:56 I'm just like I don't know cuz like the Belgians do it

16:59 where like you can get it in like the middle of the day.

17:02 I like my breakfast to be appropriately timed.

17:05 It's breakfast because it's breakfast.

17:07 You've never had breakfast at night?

17:08 I'm sure I have.

17:09 I don't love it.

17:10 I remember during college, during like finals week You have some pancakes?

17:14 They would like keep the the the dining

17:16 hall open through the night for those people like

17:19 studying super hard and be like we have breakfast

17:21 at midnight and I'd be like this is stupid.

17:24 Really?

17:25 I feel like everyone likes breakfast at night.

17:27 It's a nice like change of pace every once in a while.

17:29 but you could change the pace with just different meals.

17:31 Like it doesn't need to be You never had a drunk bacon, egg and cheese?

17:35 Yeah.

17:37 Bacon, egg and cheese is its own thing.

17:39 a McGriddle?

17:39 What what bacon, egg what?

17:41 What is a McGriddle if not a bacon, egg and cheese?

17:43 Yeah.

17:44 Well It's on the breakfast menu.

17:47 I don't consider I know it is.

17:49 Uh-huh.

17:49 I am allowing bacon, egg and cheese to exist outside of the realm of breakfast.

17:54 All right.

17:55 So, you're you would say that bacon, egg and cheese is not a breakfast.

17:58 I would say it can be if it wants to be,

18:00 but I'm allowing it to choose what it is.

18:02 Would you avoid breakfast foods at that time?

18:06 At dinner?

18:06 2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.

18:08 No, because it really depends on like the atmosphere.

18:11 I'm not having If I'm having breakfast foods past noon it's Noon?

18:18 Wait, you never been to a brunch?

18:19 I have, but my brunches have been from like 10:00 a.m.

18:22 to noon.

18:22 Oh, wow.

18:23 If I'm If I'm at brunch and it's after 12:00 p.m.,

18:26 the only thing I'm eating is the bottom of this champagne bottle.

18:29 First of all, that's both, brother.

18:32 You never showed up to a brunch at like 1:00, get it going?

18:35 No, cuz that's not brunch anymore.

18:36 That's just lunch.

18:37 Oh, man.

18:38 It's a You're making good points.

18:41 Isn't Isn't brunch a combination of those?

18:45 Yeah.

18:44 Yeah, but that's why it's like a 10:00 or 11:00 a.m.

18:47 thing.

18:48 But before noon would be breakfast, obviously.

18:50 No, I would say I would say breakfast is like you know,

18:53 I understand people wake up at different times.

18:55 Breakfast ends at like 11:00.

18:58 Yeah, in McDonald's.

19:00 Mm, no, first of all, you can get breakfast all day, I believe now.

19:03 Second of all, McGriddle's best.

19:04 It's

19:05 That's crazy.

19:06 Best.

19:06 what they're doing here.

19:07 They're teasing the world.

19:09 Yeah, that's crazy.

19:10 Brunch is a 1:00 p.m.

19:12 thing.

19:13 It feels like a 1:00 p.m.

19:14 thing.

19:14 If you're going to If you're going to like drink alcohol Yeah.

19:18 Alcohol is a anytime thing.

19:20 It's only problematic [laughter] It's only

19:22 problematic when it's an everyday every time

19:24 I personally would not go to a brunch at Not that I I wouldn't,

19:28 but like I would prefer not to go to a brunch at 10:00 a.m.

19:31 I also like don't really eat at 10:00 a.m.

19:34 Yeah, you also need to acknowledge in this argument,

19:36 you have the eating regularities of a very irregular eater.

19:43 Huh.

19:44 You like that?

19:44 That's a long-winded way to say that.

19:46 [laughter] Say that three times fast.

19:49 Yeah.

19:49 You have the regularities of an irregular type of person.

19:53 I'm not

19:53 going to sit here and argue it.

19:54 I I will say though that to me breakfast, depending of course,

19:58 there are people that work the night shift,

19:59 blah blah blah blah blah, breakfast is until 11:00 a.m.

20:02 Okay.

20:03 11:00 to 12:00 is brunch.

20:07 Brunch, and then lunch is after that until dinner time.

20:11 You can't give brunch 1 hour.

20:13 Yeah, it's got to be at least two.

20:14 I I'm also not I am not bestowing

20:17 this these these these these guardrails on them.

20:19 So, you only have Wait, what was that?

20:21 Go to any place that offers like bottomless brunch.

20:23 When do they offer it?

20:25 Some like whenever.

20:26 No, they don't.

20:26 They offer it 10:00 10:00 to 2:00, 10:00 to 3:00.

20:28 Yeah.

20:29 Bro, it's in the afternoon.

20:30 I'm telling you.

20:31 Like it definitely goes to the afternoon.

20:33 I think it got I think it starts earlier, honestly.

20:35 that's really dumb.

20:36 I mean, hey.

20:37 That's fair.

20:38 I think that uh Well, like lunch, when does that start?

20:43 10:00 a.m.

20:44 or 11:00?

20:44 I think 11:30 is lunch-ish.

20:47 See, like 11:30 to eat like a deli sandwich is crazy to me.

20:52 I mean, there are people that start their work day at 7:00 a.m.

20:55 So, that's, you know, 5 and 1/2 or 4 and 1/2 hours after they start work.

20:59 That's normal.

21:00 Yeah, I guess so.

21:02 I just haven't had a real job.

21:04 That's fair.

21:05 So, I don't know.

21:06 I remember, you know, when I worked construction, it was 7:00 a.m.

21:09 start.

21:10 9:15 eat?

21:12 I would try to eat, but it would be tough.

21:15 So, like I would sometimes just wait until coffee at like 9:15.

21:19 And then 11:30 lunch.

21:22 And then you were leaving for the day by 3:00.

21:24 Yes, sir.

21:25 Technically, breakfast has a time.

21:28 And lunch has a time.

21:30 Wouldn't brunch just be the combination of how long breakfast and lunch is?

21:33 It's a Venn diagram.

21:35 There's a little bit of both cuz it's a combination.

21:37 Br- brunch.

21:38 Well, I see, like Yeah, but 8:00 a.m., you're not at brunch.

21:45 You're not.

21:45 He's He I mean, you're at breakfast.

21:47 right, so what about Hold on.

21:48 We need to specify what is separating breakfast from brunch,

21:52 and it's the inclusion of mimosas.

21:53 If I can get a mimosa, it's brunch.

21:54 I don't It doesn't matter what time.

21:55 No shot.

21:56 So 8:00 a.m., you're not at brunch.

21:59 If I'm having a mimosa, I'm at brunch.

22:01 you I It's also like It's okay.

22:05 5:00?

22:06 You have a mimosa, you're at brunch.

22:07 a.m.?

22:08 No.

22:09 p.m.?

22:09 Or you know what?

22:10 Both.

22:11 a.m.

22:11 and p.m.

22:11 Am I eating eggs?

22:13 Sure.

22:13 I'm at brunch.

22:14 Come on.

22:16 [laughter] You're bending.

22:16 You're bending.

22:16 No, definitely more f- No, I think

22:18 a.m.

22:18 is 5 5 5:00 a.m.

22:20 If you're eating drinking a mimosa at 5:00 a.m., literally it's insane.

22:24 No, it's really cool.

22:24 Sun's not even out.

22:25 You're a really cool person.

22:26 It's probably just because I didn't end yet.

22:28 Yeah.

22:28 It wouldn't be because I woke up.

22:30 Still drinking mimosas at 5:00 a.m.

22:32 You have a mimosa.

22:32 5:00 a.m.

22:35 [laughter] 5:00 a.m.

22:34 mimosas is a boozy breakfast.

22:36 That's what they'll call that.

22:38 Boozy breakfast.

22:39 a boozy breakfast.

22:40 Really good.

22:41 [laughter] But

22:42 Not 5:00 a.m.

22:43 No.

22:43 This is like a boozy lifestyle that we're talking about.

22:46 what we used to do on St.

22:47 Patrick's Day?

22:49 That was at like 8:00 a.m., and those were beers.

22:51 So, that was different.

22:51 Oh, so And it was also [laughter] St.

22:53 It was also St.

22:54 Patrick's Day, and I was wearing a shamrock.

22:56 There's a lot of things at play.

22:57 We would literally sleep over each other's houses and go to sleep

23:01 and put a tallboy next to our bed like it was a nightlight.

23:05 Hell yeah.

23:06 And then 8:00 a.m., we would roll over and [snorts] crack it and start going.

23:13 If you're saying bacon, egg,

23:14 and cheeses are outside the realm of breakfast, I would say St.

23:17 Patty's Day is outside the realm of drinking.

23:19 Yes.

23:19 It doesn't matter if It doesn't matter.

23:20 I agree.

23:21 I agree full-heartedly.

23:23 Also, when they do green beers, disgusting.

23:26 Oh, I Daddy has taken down many a green beers.

23:30 And also I one time in college, there was like a super dive bar,

23:35 and I went in like September or August or something like that.

23:41 And they were like, "We're doing 50 cent beers." And I was like, "Oh, sick.

23:44 I'll take one." And it was green, and I was like,

23:46 "What the is this?" They're like, "It's still left over from St.

23:49 Patrick's Day." Oh my god.

23:50 So, guess what though?

23:52 It's beer.

23:53 It's I drank it.

23:54 beer.

23:54 I mean, what's the difference between a 50 cent

23:56 green Milwaukee's Best and a $2 green Milwaukee's Best?

24:03 And a and a bucket of piss.

24:04 Yeah.

24:05 Oh, brother.

24:06 all those things?

24:07 You know what I mean?

24:07 Brother, I peed hard.

24:09 Do they have to put blue dye in it to get it green or green dye?

24:12 Green.

24:13 Mhm.

24:14 I have no idea.

24:15 Never made them?

24:15 Are you kidding me?

24:16 You guys You guys are alcohol kings.

24:18 You're the kings of booze.

24:19 Do you make like Jell-O shots?

24:20 Are you that guy?

24:21 We talked We talked recently about this.

24:23 You make them though?

24:24 I can do them, yeah.

24:25 I've never made them.

24:26 Yeah.

24:27 I've only eaten them.

24:29 Yeah.

24:29 It's probably slurp, but yeah.

24:31 Yeah, it's it's a lot.

24:33 say private.

24:34 I will say there is someone out there, if we ever go on Shark Tank for anything,

24:39 we can pitch a really cool like Jell-O

24:42 shot cup that has like a spring-loaded bottom.

24:48 [laughter] It just fires the Jell-O.

24:48 Well, no, you could like You could like hit

24:50 it It like stands and sits as a regular cup,

24:53 and then you could like push it down,

24:54 and like the spring underneath will just like pick up the Jell-O.

24:58 I'm not a big enough fan of Jell-O shots.

25:00 Yeah, I mean, it makes sense why you wouldn't want that.

25:05 Yeah.

25:04 There's less There's No, there's not that much.

25:06 Yeah, like each one's not a shot, right?

25:08 could have 30 of them, and it'd be equivalent to like six shots.

25:11 like mix it in a separate thing and then pour it in?

25:13 when you when you make Jell-O Have you never made Jell-O?

25:18 I have made Jell-O, but I don't know like with the shots.

25:20 I don't know if you like add that into the ice tray or whatever.

25:23 When you make like the boiling water Uh-huh.

25:27 and you add it into the uh mixture, the powder you add in like Oh, okay.

25:34 3/4 of a cup or whatever of whatever alcohol you want to do.

25:36 So, it's not like If you're supposed If you're

25:38 supposed to put in two cups of water to it, you'll do one cup water

25:41 water, one cup.

25:42 Yeah.

25:43 Got it.

25:43 Whatever you want.

25:44 All right.

25:44 Like lime Jell-O, you put tequila in it.

25:47 Yeah, we get that.

25:48 We we figured it out.

25:49 Should we do a Jell-O shot episode?

25:50 Oh god, it's hard.

25:52 I mean, I don't want to do like a Jell-O

25:54 such bait for all the horny people on the internet

25:57 cuz it's just going to be like I mean,

25:59 the audio listeners are going to be like All right,

26:01 you're going to go That's [laughter] crazy on us.

26:04 That's bad.

26:05 We did a thousand one time.

26:06 Excuse me?

26:07 Did a thousand Jell-O shots.

26:08 How many people like 40 people living in your house?

26:11 six It was five of us.

26:12 Five people did a thousand?

26:13 And you're alive to tell the tale?

26:15 That's crazy.

26:16 Sort of.

26:16 It was It wasn't It was hard.

26:19 Well, I couldn't eat a thousand pieces of Jell-O.

26:22 Give me the information, baby.

26:23 Come on.

26:24 It was It was just It was tough.

26:25 We It was I think it wound up We wound up doing 600.

26:28 We tried to get to the thousand, spoiler alert, but we did six like 600.

26:32 trying not to spoil the video so people will

26:34 then go look it up, and they will see.

26:35 Dude, you you ate a thousand Jell-O I mean, a hundred Jell-O shots.

26:40 Yeah, we did that as well, yeah.

26:41 That's insane.

26:42 That's not as hard as you think.

26:44 Danny did a hundred

26:45 think I've had 50 in my life.

26:47 In your life?

26:48 In my life.

26:49 I think Danny did a hundred eight.

26:50 That's a good question.

26:51 I've never I Bro, that's insane.

26:53 Uh How do you Were you not like hammered?

26:56 Everyone was throwing up, so it was fine.

26:58 Well, it's [laughter] also the the combination

27:01 of the alcohol, gelatin, and sugar.

27:05 Oh, no, sugar-free.

27:06 We're not crazy.

27:07 Oh, I mean Oh, yeah.

27:08 So, I forgive that.

27:09 not going to destroy my body?

27:11 Guys eating 600 Jell-O shots are at nuts.

27:13 Yeah, well, I'll do 600 shots, just not sugar.

27:17 What am I?

27:18 You can't do that and sugar Jell-O.

27:20 I mean, you're getting the sugar with the alcohol anyways, so.

27:23 just double whammy.

27:23 Can't do it.

27:24 Yeah, it's bad.

27:24 We could do a Jell-O shot power hour.

27:26 No, we can't.

27:26 Yes, we could.

27:27 That's too many.

27:28 It would be 60 between each of us.

27:31 I think we definitely could.

27:33 You say sorry.

27:33 60?

27:33 Are you crazy?

27:34 No, you 20 Jell-O shots is a ton.

27:37 You won't be able to do it.

27:38 You don't think I can do 20 Jell-O shots?

27:40 No, no, 60.

27:41 Oh.

27:41 I I I could just clip 60 like the first time I tried.

27:44 You can do 20 Jell-O Dude, that's a ton of Jell-O.

27:47 Brother, 20 Jell-O shots I can do in 20 minutes.

27:51 I guess that's power hour, so I could do that.

27:54 [laughter] That's not that hard.

27:55 I don't even want to do Jell-O shots.

27:56 depends on the size.

27:57 If we're doing like like this, but like a normal like the cups they come in.

28:01 1 oz.

28:01 It's It's It's an ounce.

28:02 Yeah.

28:03 I can Bro, that's crazy.

28:05 20 oz of alcohol you can't do that?

28:09 20 oz is is like is like 10 drinks.

28:13 No, it's not.

28:14 A drink is like 2 oz of alcohol, no?

28:17 one is not a full ounce of alcohol.

28:18 It's like maybe a a a quarter of it.

28:23 I mean, yeah.

28:24 One of them has to be bro, think about this, right?

28:26 Like I I believe there's 2 oz of alcohol in like a cocktail.

28:31 Maybe three.

28:32 So, I think it's actually supposed to be

28:33 like 1.5 is like the the the measurement.

28:36 Let's call it two, right?

28:37 Okay.

28:38 So, that's 10 drinks.

28:39 Let's say Let's just cut that in half.

28:41 So, now it's We're at five drinks, right?

28:43 You just said 20 minutes.

28:45 Imagine drinking five cocktails in 20 minutes.

28:47 I mean, you probably will like there's going

28:49 to be a delay on that, but it will hurt.

28:52 I mean, hurt how?

28:54 Hammer City.

28:57 [laughter] You're going to be Hammer City.

28:58 Hammer time?

28:58 Yeah.

28:59 I I don't think I In an hour, I can definitely do 60 Jell-O shots.

29:04 I'm telling you, I don't think you can.

29:05 No way.

29:06 Sorry.

29:07 Sorry.

29:07 In an hour, I can definitely do 20 Jell-O shots.

29:09 Oh, I I probably believe that.

29:11 I would I would advise not to do that.

29:14 I mean, [laughter] I'm not sitting here and by any

29:16 means saying I'm like pumped at the idea.

29:18 Well, I think also 20 Jell-O shots, even if it's not 20 shots,

29:23 which if it's 20 shots, that We're talking about dead bodies here.

29:27 Um but if it's less than that in an hour sure,

29:31 bro, the Jell-O to me is like a lot.

29:33 lot of Jell-O.

29:34 I mean, like that must just feel weird in your belly.

29:37 But like what is gelatin if not just like plasmafied liquid?

29:41 It's going to just get pissed out.

29:44 I'm just worried about the feeling of it.

29:46 I mean, having much Jell-O in me would feel weird.

29:49 I had years ago I had uh I think it

29:53 was a colonoscopy and they like allow you to have Jell-O.

29:57 And you just ripped Jell-O.

29:58 I think I ripped like a whole six-pack of Jell-O.

30:03 [laughter] Cold Jell-O going down feels really good.

30:04 Dude, Jell-O is not getting the love it deserves.

30:09 Sucking it through my teeth.

30:11 Like it's And it just like collapses and gets through.

30:14 You know what I mean?

30:16 That's like sucks in a Jell-O shot and he like gags on it.

30:18 He's like Yeah.

30:21 That is crazy.

30:22 I do think that I know 20 is a lot.

30:26 Yeah, dude.

30:27 Bro, if I could do 20, which I did, how many pigs in a blanket did I eat?

30:33 30?

30:34 30?

30:35 I believe 30.

30:35 I could with ease do 20 Jell-O shots.

30:39 I think you could do 20.

30:40 I just I know you can't do 60.

30:42 You know what?

30:43 In an hour, I probably can't do 60.

30:45 Bro, in 2 hours.

30:47 In a if you gave me 4 hours, I could do 60 Jell-O.

30:52 I don't think you can.

30:53 Yo, you'd be hurt bad after that.

30:55 I mean, yeah, I'd be I'd be a little toasty.

30:58 Can we just do a San Angelo Studios video?

30:59 Just give him 4 hours.

31:00 Bro, at 60 Jell-O shots.

31:02 Yeah, do I have to be there for when he vomits all over the place?

31:05 I'll be there.

31:07 How much I think you like throw up.

31:09 He does.

31:10 He likes throwing up.

31:10 He does.

31:11 It feels good cuz that means it it's something has to come out.

31:16 Well, that doesn't always happen.

31:17 There are people that dry heave and nothing comes out.

31:20 Well, that's not what I'm talking about.

31:22 What was the point of bringing that up?

31:25 [laughter] Not always.

31:25 Not always.

31:26 I thought he was referencing like it always something always comes out.

31:30 No, I don't like throwing up.

31:31 I don't If there was a video that you guys made me throw up,

31:34 Ant can't film that because he's throwing up with me.

31:36 I'll be fine.

31:37 And also I'll ride with you.

31:38 We'll do it together.

31:40 You guys going to throw up together?

31:41 How romantic.

31:41 I think he's a beautiful boy.

31:43 Cuz you guys will throw up together in tandem.

31:44 We ride together, we die together.

31:47 Throw up boys for life.

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36:16 Sorry, I'm getting throttled by allergies.

36:19 Spring is here, baby.

36:20 You get You get a What do you ragweed?

36:23 Is that what you Oh, yeah.

36:24 The ragweed gets me.

36:25 What's the other one?

36:26 Ragweed and then like dust No.

36:29 Seaweed?

36:30 No.

36:30 What?

36:31 What?

36:31 No one's I mean, I'm sure there are

36:33 people that are allergic [clears throat] to seaweed,

36:34 but like Like ragweed and then there's the other

36:36 one that's like I don't know what it is,

36:38 but like the first week I don't like There are people that get it bad.

36:41 Like Remember how bad Danny gets it?

36:44 Yeah.

36:45 He I used to get it bad, too.

36:46 He can't see.

36:46 I'm okay now, but like I am a little gesty pests up here and I got a headache,

36:51 but I'll be all right.

36:53 Okay.

36:56 [laughter] So, I'm like on and off.

36:57 Like 1 year I'll have it really bad and I

36:58 can't go outside some days because it's like that bad.

37:02 Like I just I can't be outside.

37:04 Yeah.

37:04 I will be all right.

37:05 It's the spring.

37:06 I'm just happy I'm just happy about the good weather.

37:09 Oh my god, the sun when it touches my face,

37:11 it makes me feel so good and warm inside.

37:13 Do you like have like a park you just go and lay on the grass?

37:17 Cuz I remember when we went and did the UK tour,

37:21 that last day before the last show, so I guess there were 2 days left,

37:26 you just laid down in the middle of that college campus

37:29 on the grass and just lived on that Like you just laid down there.

37:31 In yeah.

37:33 Dude, that was sick.

37:34 I love just laying on the ground.

37:36 I Do you know how they say like, "Oh,

37:37 I'm grounding." When you're like barefoot on the grass?

37:40 Apparently, that's a real thing.

37:41 I can feel it.

37:42 Apparently, too, that it's like there are studies

37:45 that support the idea that getting your hands like dirty,

37:50 like gardening or something like that, it like boosts something.

37:54 Serotonin or a dopamine.

37:56 I mean, there's nothing better than playing in the dirt.

37:59 Why did we stop doing that?

38:00 Cuz I used to play in the dirt like crazy.

38:02 Me and Keith used to like dig.

38:03 I would touch worms and And now I

38:05 would like I'd play like them like the accordion, which is probably bad.

38:08 You shouldn't do that.

38:08 You probably murdered these poor worms.

38:09 Yeah, yeah.

38:10 And then the roly-poly ollies.

38:11 I would go like this.

38:13 Like they were a booger and I'd flick them.

38:15 Yeah, also murder.

38:16 I think I'm We're finding out something about Joey.

38:19 I wasn't trying to hurt them.

38:20 I just thought it was fun.

38:21 But I used to play in the dirt and I would just

38:22 take like dirt and I would go And I liked having dirt.

38:26 And I wish I got more dirt on my face cuz that looks cool.

38:29 It does look cool.

38:30 We also know how you feel about soot.

38:31 Don't get me started on chimneys.

38:34 We're not going to go [laughter]

38:35 If I could work as a chimney sweeper twice a year, I would.

38:42 For free.

38:42 What's stopping you, baby?

38:43 That's true.

38:44 I mean, I don't have a chimney.

38:45 You know what?

38:46 Let's call your bluff.

38:47 I think we should start a petition to get me clean chimneys.

38:51 One day a year.

38:52 It doesn't even need to be two.

38:53 One day a year, Joe's a chimney sweep.

38:55 And I need a work van.

38:57 And it'll be And you'll call it Joe's Joe will clean your pipes.

39:00 Yeah.

39:00 Well, no.

39:01 We're not going to do that because we don't

39:02 want people to get confused of why I'm here.

39:04 Yeah, let Joe let Joe slide down your chimney.

39:07 How do they clean a chimney?

39:07 Did you have a You have a chimney?

39:08 We have a chimney, but it's Did [snorts]

39:40 Twister or something, the push brooms?

39:42 Oh, I was thinking more of like a like a duster,

39:44 but it's massive and you're like Oh,

39:47 you know, there's probably an answer and I'm sure Ant will look it up.

39:50 Uh, but like I don't think it's that like you need

39:53 to like soot can cake so you like if it's a duster,

39:55 you're not going to be able to wish it would cake, dude.

39:58 Nothing would make me happier than falling into a mountain

40:01 of soot and coming out and being like Yeah,

40:03 well, you would probably have some health things coming as a result of that.

40:07 Yeah.

40:07 I imagine that it's not very hell is that?

40:09 Oh, I've seen this.

40:11 I've seen this.

40:11 It's like a So, they put it on like a a stick.

40:15 No, no, they put it on like a drill and it spins.

40:19 Oh, I don't like that.

40:19 same thing I've gotten like like my air

40:22 vents cleaned out and this is what they use.

40:24 My dad's toothbrush used to look like that.

40:26 The guy would [laughter] brush his teeth mad hard.

40:30 YO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

40:31 I would I would I wonder if that's a relatable thing.

40:33 Pull that up again.

40:34 I got you.

40:35 Does Does anyone else's father's toothbrush look like that?

40:39 Cuz that's how My dad's toothbrush would look Yo, he's not kidding.

40:42 It would be like Moses was on it and just cut

40:45 the thing in half and my dad was basically brushing with the plastic.

40:48 Yeah, I remember that as a kid just being

40:50 like what is this guy doing to his teeth?

40:52 yo, go easy, bro.

40:54 None of us are doing this and he's just like What do dads do in the morning?

40:58 They make some Do you do this?

40:59 You get in the bathroom and you start making sounds.

41:01 No, I'll be honest with you.

41:02 I am silent in the morning.

41:04 Really?

41:04 You don't go No, I don't I don't do that.

41:07 I do it a little bit, I'm not going to lie.

41:08 I mean, it happens.

41:09 Like as you get older, like our bodies are changing again.

41:13 Why don't Okay.

41:16 [laughter]

41:15 Why can't bodies just be the same, dude?

41:18 Why does it need to be like they change when you're

41:20 a teenager and then like you get 30 and here comes another change.

41:23 Yeah, I know.

41:23 That's the last time I want that to happen.

41:25 When I'm congested and I get in the shower, I'm making noises.

41:29 You're letting it You're [snorts]

41:32 I mean, I'm not going to like hawk spit in my You're

41:35 going to hawk You're going to spit on that thing in the shower.

41:40 [laughter]

41:40 No, I'm not going to do that.

41:42 But, I will like like get my hole and then just wipe it out.

41:46 Are you one of these guys?

41:49 No, I'm not.

41:50 I'm not.

41:51 Oh, I hate that.

41:51 Bro, one time I was on the track.

41:54 I was at a park, public park.

41:55 I was on the track.

41:56 The guy in front of me snot rocketed like Randy Johnson.

42:00 And I was like, bro, I'm right here.

42:01 I hate that, dude.

42:03 Yo, it's so nasty.

42:05 Boogers are gross.

42:07 Boogers are gross.

42:08 Dude, but I'm going to say this, okay?

42:11 And I'm going to put this out there.

42:13 You like boogers?

42:15 No.

42:14 I love picking my nose, dude.

42:17 Picking my nose is so fire.

42:19 Why in God's name have we has someone started this movement?

42:23 I don't know who the did it.

42:24 Something tells me it was just like right around like Jackie O.

42:27 That it's not good.

42:29 picking your boogers is like unsightly and like that.

42:32 Like It's fire.

42:33 Dude, I love picking my nose and then just like, you know,

42:37 I I'll I'll keep a paper towel with me

42:38 and I'll wipe it out and I'll wash my hands.

42:40 I'll throw it on the ground.

42:42 if you're talking to me, I don't give a I'm going to get in there.

42:45 I I also like, you know when you get like

42:47 the edge of one and you're like, oh, this is

42:49 This is going to be a good one.

42:50 you get like a long And then it like pulls it out of your brain?

42:53 I There's few things in this world I like more than that.

42:56 Dude, boogers are gross.

42:58 I'm going to throw up, but I love boogers.

43:01 I love my boogers.

43:03 I'm not going to eat them though.

43:04 I'll I'll I will throw up.

43:06 I ate them when I was like 3 years old.

43:08 I've never eaten them.

43:08 You're disgusting.

43:11 I've eaten.

43:11 I think I saw something once that that apparently

43:14 there's like health benefits to eating your boogers, dude.

43:17 Let's not do this.

43:18 I think [laughter] there is.

43:19 I'm not kidding.

43:20 I think those are just like trick.

43:22 Look up a doctor like article.

43:25 There's no way Should we use our Dr.

43:27 Mike calling for this or should We should USE OUR ONE PHONE a friend, YEAH.

43:31 OUR ONE phone a friend, yeah.

43:32 Um But, just like make it okay again.

43:35 Yeah.

43:36 Just being like, yo, there's something in there.

43:37 Let me just go and get it out.

43:40 Also, like when I pick my nose and it

43:44 like causes a nosebleed, I don't I like it.

43:49 I don't know why.

43:50 Cuz you feel like it's like the whole idea of like you want to work a day.

43:54 Like you want to feel like you're No, [laughter] no.

43:57 No, no, it's not like a black guy who's like, oh, I got a bloody nose.

44:00 Like cuz I don't like getting blood all over my hands.

44:02 Cuz I don't really like blood to begin with.

44:03 But, like when you cause [snorts] a bloody nose,

44:07 cuz it's cuz you got like a good one.

44:09 You got to yeah.

44:09 And it's like and then you're like, oh, now I'm bleeding.

44:11 You know what I mean?

44:12 I I don't like bloody noses.

44:14 I do like the aftermath of like when it crusts up in there.

44:18 You could like clean it out.

44:20 Like you got to clean out your own chimney.

44:21 Bro, yo, this is great.

44:24 This is yes.

44:25 When you get a bloody nose and it's like

44:26 crust on the outside and you just go like this.

44:29 Yeah.

44:29 And then it like COMES GOING OUT.

44:33 [laughter]

44:33 IT LOOKS LIKE PEPPER EVERYWHERE.

44:34 YES, EXACTLY.

44:35 I'm pepper milling my nose hair.

44:37 god.

44:38 You ever get a blood clot in your nose and you

44:39 got to like pull it cuz cuz you were like shoved Ooh,

44:42 I don't know about that one.

44:43 an actual blood clot.

44:44 I mean like when you get a bloody nose and you put a tissue

44:47 in there and then you pull the tissue out AND YOU'RE LIKE DUDE,

44:50 IT'S SO DISGUSTING, BUT IT'S GREAT.

44:51 OH MY GOD, the feeling of like jamming paper

44:54 towels or tissues in your nose, which don't do.

44:56 Dr.

44:56 Mike, I'm sure he'll tell us that, but who cares?

44:58 Yeah.

44:59 And then you pull them out and it's like that first

45:02 inhalation of air is like what I imagine heroin in the butt.

45:08 For real.

45:09 Yeah, boof my anus with the black tar.

45:13 Uh [laughter]

45:16 No, for real.

45:17 Because when you get it in there and bro, you ever do a double?

45:19 You ever shove double in there?

45:21 I don't know if I've doubled it up.

45:22 When I'm like very, very congested,

45:24 I'll do steam and then I shove two in there to get

45:27 it all loose and then when I pull it out, it's like Oh.

45:30 Dude, I kind of like I once saw someone do that, but with a tampon.

45:35 Hey.

45:37 Nose?

45:38 Yeah.

45:38 Because what is a tampon We know what a tampon is.

45:43 [laughter]

45:44 What is a tampon if not You've been speaking like Shakespeare a lot lately.

45:49 I mean, I am a Thespian.

45:50 Um But, like what we're explaining, but just doing that with a tampon, dude.

45:56 It's probably Cuz they're made to be absorbent.

45:58 Yeah, yeah.

45:58 So, that son of a is coming out and I'll be able to smell you from Zimbabwe.

46:03 Oh my god, it's so good, dude.

46:05 I love smelling nose is not cool while it's happening, it's so cool after.

46:11 I I remember once I got a bloody nose like at a pizza place.

46:17 Yeah.

46:18 There has to be more to that story.

46:19 There has to be.

46:21 It can't be the end, Frank.

46:23 There's got to be more.

46:27 [laughter]

46:26 It can't be the end.

46:28 It fell on my pizza slice and I just cut that slice off and then ate the rest.

46:34 I mean.

46:34 Okay.

46:35 in my mouth.

46:36 Okay, as long as it's my blood, dude.

46:37 Yeah, if I got a if I I mean, if I have a bloody nose, the blood is in my mouth.

46:40 And I can't tell you how many times I've gotten a cut and I just Yeah,

46:43 you're you're like that.

46:44 I'm not like that.

46:45 Really?

46:46 I won't lick my cuts.

46:47 No, I'm not a cat.

46:48 Uh, well, cats are on to something because it's not the worst.

46:56 Yeah.

46:57 I I just don't like the taste of blood.

46:59 I mean, I don't either.

47:00 I'm not like sitting there and I'm just

47:01 like It's like I'm eating a pen or something.

47:04 Yeah, I mean

47:05 Bro, you know one time I was chewing on a pen and it exploded in my mouth.

47:08 Yeah, you told this story.

47:09 It's disgusting.

47:10 I It was like a thing the kids did

47:12 in like middle school and elementary school that like

47:14 they would like pop pens in their mouth

47:16 and be like and like swallow I don't remember that.

47:19 Yeah, there were some there were some Puerto Rican girls I knew that did it.

47:24 Oh, so that was popular with the Puerto Ricans.

47:26 Puerto Ricans crushed it.

47:27 They were crazy on it.

47:29 Do you ever Do you remember when the kids back in the day used to be like this?

47:33 Turn their eyelids inside out and it's like, look, I got red eyes.

47:35 I want to slap them in the face.

47:37 If I could do that, I would, but I

47:39 You were like that I I'm not going near my eyes.

47:42 exactly what guy he was.

47:44 First of all

47:44 What age?

47:46 For him?

47:46 Yeah.

47:48 Nine.

47:49 Okay, at nine.

47:50 What What grade is that?

47:51 Fourth grade?

47:52 Okay.

47:54 Ant was the type of guy that definitely did that.

47:57 Flip his That definitely showed up every day

47:59 with the coolest school lunch and was just like, whatever.

48:03 So, like you'd go to him and be like, yo, you don't want that.

48:05 You don't want your crunch bar with your Lunchables, right?

48:09 And he'd be like, yeah.

48:09 Yeah, that's fine.

48:10 But, then you'd go to his house for a playdate and he would just ruin

48:14 your life by being good at Mario Kart and she'd be like, I'm just good.

48:18 Is that you?

48:18 Last part was pretty accurate, for sure.

48:20 Did you cry in school?

48:22 Oh.

48:23 You crier?

48:25 I don't think so.

48:25 I cried once cuz I thought I failed a test and I was like in second grade.

48:28 Brother, second grade you cried cuz you failed a test?

48:32 Thought he failed a test.

48:33 Let me tell you.

48:34 First of all, second grade I cried over one thing

48:36 and it was the girl at that time that I liked.

48:38 I told her that and then I cried.

48:39 I did that, too.

48:42 Same girl.

48:43 I She He did We probably told this story before he was on the show at all.

48:47 There's so many stories you don't know about us, dude.

48:49 You just come and hang with us.

48:50 So, there was this girl that Frank liked and he told her that he

48:53 liked her and then and then he cried right after he told her.

48:57 I I went up to her.

48:58 I was wearing a Pokémon shirt, which so radical.

49:01 Which Pokémon?

49:02 Bulbasaur.

49:02 He's the Bulbasaur line.

49:03 Oh, that's why he didn't get it.

49:04 All right, continue.

49:07 He said it.

49:07 That's That's insane.

49:08 Had it been a Charmander, we don't know how it could have gone.

49:11 That's what I'm That's what I'm You know what?

49:12 That is fair, but she didn't care about that.

49:13 She cared about, you know, S Club 7 or you know, Apple I cared about that.

49:19 [laughter] Okay.

49:19 Sorry, what grade was this?

49:20 I'm sorry.

49:21 Second grade.

49:21 Yeah.

49:21 Got it, go.

49:22 And I went up to her in class and I was just like you know,

49:26 this is crazy cuz you know,

49:27 I said something I was like cuz I like like you, you know.

49:31 Immediately started to cry.

49:32 Yeah.

49:33 Immediately.

49:33 It was him.

49:34 Big moment.

49:34 Wait, why?

49:35 He just confessed and he felt like was a big moment for me, dude.

49:37 That was the first time I told a girl I liked her.

49:39 Bro, telling a girl you liked her That was

49:41 basically like diving in the Mariana's Trench.

49:44 Yeah, it was big.

49:45 It was dangerous.

49:46 Free solo?

49:46 Who gives a You said you liked her.

49:50 No response.

49:51 And you started crying right after.

49:52 cried before she could even utter a response.

49:54 That's probably fair and true.

49:56 Yeah, it was kind of like in tandem it happened.

49:58 He put his face in his shirt and cried.

50:01 Yeah.

50:01 He He may have been going for the pity thing,

50:02 but we don't know how uh Ooh, good chance.

50:04 More likely that I was than wasn't if we're being honest.

50:07 Yeah, it could have been something like that.

50:08 And then at the end of the day,

50:09 we would always get like with like our spelling words,

50:11 we would get like crossword puzzles with like

50:14 our spelling words and yada yada yada.

50:15 Remember spelling tests?

50:18 And I remember I like went up to her.

50:21 I was like, "I'm finished with mine.

50:22 Do you need help?" And Joe's like, "Oh, cuz she's your girlfriend?" And I

50:24 I said that?

50:25 Yeah, and I was like, "What a scumbag." You're a douchebag, dude.

50:29 And you said I turned around.

50:30 I was like, "FUCK YOU, DOUCHEBAG." [laughter] SECOND GRADE.

50:33 SECOND GRADE.

50:35 DOUCHEBAG.

50:35 But then in fourth grade, same girl was in our class.

50:39 And I forgot what it was about, but she was like,

50:42 "If you keep doing that, I'm going to tell on you." I was like, "I don't care.

50:44 Tell on me.

50:45 She told on me.

50:47 I cried my eyes out.

50:48 Called your Called your bluff.

50:49 Yeah, she called my bluff.

50:50 She was not to be trifled with.

50:55 [laughter]

50:54 I remember like Like all the teachers liked her and Low-key fast.

50:59 Mad fast, dude.

51:00 was like a horse, dude.

51:01 She was mad mad [laughter] mad fast.

51:04 Yeah, she was like an athlete.

51:05 Yo, I don't know what it was.

51:06 The girls in our class were like quick.

51:09 Bro, Jamie I like BASICALLY LOLO JONES.

51:16 [laughter] LIKE FAST AS DUDE.

51:18 BRI- YEAH, BRIDGET, she was speedy.

51:20 We had a class Lauren Bettencourt.

51:22 We had a class with [laughter] Yeah, yeah.

51:26 Yeah, you Yeah.

51:27 What What do you want me to do about that Yeah, it's fine.

51:29 Yeah, I mean, we're just giving her props, dude.

51:31 Yeah, we're just saying.

51:32 giving her props.

51:33 She was a crazy athlete.

51:34 elementary school.

51:36 Cuz like I firmly firmly, you know, Uh stand by this.

51:43 It was like the Lisa Leslie of athletes in our school.

51:48 The Serena Williams.

51:51 Yeah.

51:52 Jane.

51:52 Oh my god.

51:53 Bro, this girl at tennis Sabalenka.

51:57 She That ass was nice.

51:58 Yo, like insane.

52:02 We're like 4 years old.

52:03 She catch.

52:04 Catch.

52:05 Catch.

52:06 She was nice.

52:07 Also, you probably don't know the story, but I liked Jane.

52:09 Oh, yeah.

52:10 And I told her I was like, "Do you like me?" And she's like,

52:12 "I'm going to write it on the desk." This was first grade.

52:15 And she wrote it in script.

52:16 I didn't learn script until third grade.

52:20 [laughter] He still doesn't know what IT SAYS.

52:21 WAS LIKE HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW.

52:22 I WAS LIKE, "NOW SHE'S DRAWING roller coasters." Like,

52:24 [laughter] "What the is this?" But yeah, bro, they were quick, dude.

52:29 Yeah, you He had to say athletes, bro.

52:30 Jamie was basically Michael Jordan.

52:33 Yeah.

52:33 Like [laughter]

52:35 Like was like balling up with dudes in fourth

52:38 grade and like slamming J's in their face.

52:40 Lauren Lauren was like Brittney Griner, dude.

52:43 Like she was like just backing me down.

52:45 Like to me She's tall as

52:48 this didn't happen, but it felt like she could dunk.

52:51 If [laughter] Not actually.

52:52 And we were in third grade, but it felt like she could.

52:55 Not only could she dunk she could throw an Aroldis Chapman fastball, dude.

53:01 I remember playing ASS at the wall and she would back

53:05 and throw this ball harder than any person I've ever seen.

53:08 Low-key, you know who was fast?

53:10 Najat.

53:11 Bro, Najat was the quick Yo.

53:14 She could cover ground out there.

53:16 Bro, I'm telling you, bro, crazy.

53:17 If pole vaulting was available, she could have done it standing up.

53:22 You know what steal the bacon is?

53:24 Mm, yeah, I think so.

53:26 You either know or you don't.

53:27 There's one rule in the whole game.

53:30 You got to steal the ball in the middle or something.

53:32 Yeah, yeah, you like you call a number and then you kind of do that.

53:35 Bro, we're talking about legends at steal the bacon.

53:39 You're never catching them.

53:39 Bro, we did something called line soccer.

53:43 Okay.

53:45 [laughter]

53:44 You would take four classes of fourth graders

53:48 and line them up on either side of the gym.

53:50 So, you know what?

53:52 60 kids on each side.

53:54 Yeah.

53:54 And the idea was like same thing.

53:56 They'd be like, "Nine and 14." And nine and 14 would run into the middle.

54:00 They'd have to get the soccer ball and like dribble

54:02 it and try to get it past the line of kids.

54:05 Dude.

54:07 It is because [laughter] I'll tell you how.

54:10 When you had Mia Hamm, Lauren [laughter]

54:14 Lauren, I'm not going to drop it.

54:15 Just like it, LAUREN BETTENCOURT.

54:17 SHE'S GETTING her flowers today.

54:18 Yeah, yeah.

54:18 She kicked that ball

54:20 Bro.

54:20 Kids ran the opposite [laughter] way.

54:22 Yeah.

54:22 She was getting a free goal because she kicked that crazy, dude.

54:26 I First of all, if she was kicking at me, I'm like, "Bro, I got to go to math.

54:29 I'm not getting in front of this thing." You

54:31 remember in Mario You remember in Super Mario Strikers

54:34 when you do like the super move and like

54:36 Mario would back and have like a flaming foot?

54:38 That's what this chick was like, dude.

54:41 She let that foot.

54:43 Bro, she let that fly, dude.

54:45 Bro, also Dennis, our friend Dennis, bro, he would kick that ball.

54:48 I'm not kidding.

54:49 I would get out of the way today.

54:51 He was in fourth grade.

54:53 Yo.

54:54 The only thing that I was able to I as an like teenager would

55:00 wear Timberland boots to go play kickball

55:03 to replicate what 8-year-old Dennis was kicking.

55:06 Same with Lauren.

55:07 And like that's why growing up like the whole idea of just like,

55:10 "Girls are not good at sports." I was like That is so foreign TO ME.

55:15 [laughter]

55:14 YOU DON'T KNOW THE GIRLS that we grew up with cuz they were balling up.

55:19 And [laughter] they were throwing hard.

55:21 They were faster than most of the people I've ever met in my entire life.

55:24 God, that's so funny, dude.

55:27 [laughter]

55:27 Flaming foot.

55:28 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "OH, FUCK." LOOK OUT.

55:31 AND LIKE IT WOULD like what I imagine if it hit someone,

55:35 it sounded like when you go bowling and like it hits the pins.

55:39 That sound.

55:40 And right behind you is just a brick wall.

55:43 Not a brick wall.

55:44 No, yeah, brick wall, brother.

55:45 And this ball would hit the wall and it would just sound like THE LOUDEST SLAP.

55:54 [laughter]

55:55 AND LIKE THE KIDS WE PLAYED DODGEBALL once and then our teacher was like,

55:58 "Never again." And I'm like,

55:59 [laughter] "We're not doing this." Yo, we played this game.

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58:41 So, zbiotics.com/basement, get that 15% off.

58:45 All right.

58:46 Boom.

58:46 Okay, I'm glad you had the ad break there cuz I was too excited.

58:49 What were you going to Yo.

58:51 What were you going to say?

58:52 I don't know if we were the only ones that had this game,

58:54 but our gym class had a full-on like March

58:58 Madness bracket style game that we played called Nukem.

59:03 And imagine like volleyball, but like you didn't need to hit it.

59:08 You could grab it and throw it.

59:11 Yo.

59:13 These girls were jumping as high as the net

59:17 and launching that [laughter] down at us.

59:19 And you got out the way because if not, you were in big time trouble.

59:23 You think like when you're younger, the girls,

59:25 they mature so much faster than the boys.

59:28 Yeah, especially me.

59:29 I was tiny.

59:31 And then you had like Basically, I I dude, I'm not kidding.

59:37 It's just my experience but when you're younger,

59:39 but it really felt like they were the mon stars.

59:42 Yo.

59:42 Like it felt like they were huge.

59:44 Seriously, that's why like that mentality of just like girls what sports?

59:48 What the Not fifth grade, brother.

59:52 for us.

59:52 Not [laughter] fifth grade.

59:53 Because like yo, I feel like there was a more

59:57 of a like more of girls in our class were better at good were good at sports

1:00:03 than boys in our class were good at sports.

1:00:05 Am I bugging on that one?

1:00:06 I don't even know.

1:00:07 I mean Like who were the boy like like who were like the our grade boy athletes?

1:00:12 It was like you, Dennis, Cody.

1:00:17 [laughter] Like I can't about that kid.

1:00:20 I can't remember anyone his last name?

1:00:22 No, we'll find it though.

1:00:23 Oh, I tried to I was thinking Yelnats.

1:00:25 I'm like that's a different name.

1:00:26 That's Stanley Yelnats from Holes.

1:00:28 Yep, that's not it.

1:00:29 Um but what Wow, Cody.

1:00:30 I didn't even I haven't even thought about that in so long.

1:00:32 That's so funny.

1:00:33 there were like 12 girls that could ball the up.

1:00:37 For some reason, yeah.

1:00:41 [snorts]

1:00:41 Those were the days.

1:00:42 But yeah, Newcomb dude used to take it so seriously.

1:00:45 Do you remember our team?

1:00:46 The Dragons?

1:00:48 Bloody Dragons.

1:00:49 The Bloody Dragons?

1:00:50 were the Bloody Dragons and we beat

1:00:52 in the championship the undefeated team of the Unbeatables.

1:00:56 Pretty beatable.

1:00:57 When in my middle school it was Saint Margaret's Dragons.

1:01:01 Uh-huh.

1:01:02 And You went to Saint Margaret's?

1:01:03 I went to Saint Margaret's, yeah.

1:01:04 Oh, cool.

1:01:04 And for Where's that?

1:01:07 Uh I played them in basketball when I was younger.

1:01:09 And um they released merch at some point.

1:01:13 And the school?

1:01:13 The school did.

1:01:15 And Saint Margaret's Dragons was SMD.

1:01:19 And That's crazy.

1:01:23 [laughter] And they released it and obviously all the kids

1:01:25 knew and so you could do SMD grandma, SMD No.

1:01:30 Yeah, you could do all that.

1:01:30 I bought so many things immediately.

1:01:33 The next day they took it all off the store, but I got it.

1:01:35 Suck my dick grandma's crazy.

1:01:38 wearing it.

1:01:38 Wait, why would they put that if you're the Lions?

1:01:41 What?

1:01:42 Are you even listening?

1:01:43 It's the Dragons.

1:01:44 Saint Margaret's Dragons.

1:01:46 You didn't say Lions?

1:01:47 No.

1:01:48 Oh, I I heard Lions [laughter] I was so confused.

1:01:54 Yeah, no.

1:01:54 SMD.

1:01:55 Wow.

1:01:56 Saint Margaret's Dragons.

1:01:58 What were you What was your What was Saint Francis Prep?

1:02:00 You were the Terriers.

1:02:01 The non-scariest dog on the planet, dude.

1:02:04 Annoying, though.

1:02:05 Yeah, annoying which everyone from that school pretty much was.

1:02:08 It wasn't the coolest mascot for

1:02:10 It definitely was not.

1:02:11 No, no, it wasn't.

1:02:12 It was like a dog.

1:02:13 Yeah, it was a dog.

1:02:15 back in the day because like when my brother went, it was just like a paw print.

1:02:20 Like now there's like a dog.

1:02:21 it's just a smaller dog, dude.

1:02:23 But it's like the dog looks like a little cooler,

1:02:25 but a paw print and and not like a cool paw print.

1:02:27 It was just like a dog paw print.

1:02:29 Oh, that's That sucks.

1:02:30 I That sucks.

1:02:31 Well, that's what Clemson is, isn't it?

1:02:32 I was going to say that's what Clemson Well, Cle- no, no.

1:02:34 The paw print's cool.

1:02:35 I'm fine with that.

1:02:36 I like Clemson, but they're the Clemson Tigers.

1:02:38 They're not the little kitty cats.

1:02:39 That's true.

1:02:40 Yeah, you know?

1:02:41 You're the It's like the Saint Francis Prep Poodles.

1:02:44 You might as well be.

1:02:45 I we I honestly, yeah.

1:02:46 My my my two high school mascots were cool.

1:02:49 So, the first one was the Sting and it was a it was a hornet.

1:02:54 A terrier beats the out of a hornet.

1:02:56 Brother.

1:02:57 beats the out of a hornet.

1:02:58 think has killed more people in this world?

1:03:00 Uh the sting from a hornet or a terrier?

1:03:04 That's a better point.

1:03:07 [laughter]

1:03:07 And then you were the Owls.

1:03:08 The Owls.

1:03:09 I love owls, dude.

1:03:10 all, Dragons take out all those.

1:03:12 Sure.

1:03:13 Dragons take out all those.

1:03:14 Dragons Lions beat everybody, though.

1:03:16 Who is the Lions?

1:03:17 Lions, you're back and TAKE THESE DICKS.

1:03:20 [laughter]

1:03:23 YOU SAID LIONS.

1:03:27 [laughter] YOU SAID THE LIONS.

1:03:28 Lions Lions, you're back Lions, you're back and First of all, TAKE THESE DICKS.

1:03:34 [laughter]

1:03:34 FRANK, CAN YOU HIT HIM WITH A GOT HIM, PLEASE?

1:03:35 I'M SO GOOD.

1:03:36 I panicked.

1:03:37 I'm sorry.

1:03:38 I didn't think he was actually GOING TO FALL FOR IT.

1:03:40 EVERY TIME YOU GET ME, YOU IT UP.

1:03:43 [laughter] I PANICKED A LITTLE LIONS, YOU'RE BACK AND SUCK MY BOTH OF MY DICKS.

1:03:48 I WAS DEBATING ABOUT GETTING YOU GUYS WITH the Dragons,

1:03:50 but I already I already said it.

1:03:52 Yeah, you can't you can't double I can't double Dragons.

1:03:54 did Imagine Dragons.

1:03:56 You can't double Dragons.

1:03:57 I'm on a hot streak.

1:03:59 Oh, he got you pretty bad last time.

1:04:00 He also got a flashy thing at the camera that was meme, so I mean he's winning.

1:04:03 Yeah, that was absolutely good.

1:04:05 Um [laughter]

1:04:06 but yeah, I like the Owls.

1:04:07 I think the Owls is a cool one.

1:04:08 You know what?

1:04:09 You were trying to get that Lions in too much.

1:04:10 I should have picked that up.

1:04:11 I'm shocked you didn't.

1:04:13 Yeah.

1:04:13 I honestly, that's why I didn't make contact eye contact

1:04:15 with you cuz I thought you'd be like, oh, I see.

1:04:17 Oh, that's what you were doing.

1:04:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.

1:04:20 I thought maybe you were like just so focused on fifth grade.

1:04:24 Yeah.

1:04:25 Uh and then my college mascot were the Chargers.

1:04:29 It was a cool horse.

1:04:31 A horse?

1:04:32 Yeah.

1:04:33 A Charger is a horse like a Dodge Charger?

1:04:36 Is it?

1:04:37 Yeah.

1:04:38 I thought the Challenger was the horse.

1:04:41 No, a a Charger, Mustang Oh, the Mustang No, that's what I'm thinking about.

1:04:45 Mustang, never mind.

1:04:46 Yeah.

1:04:46 You're right.

1:04:47 I don't know if the Charger is a horse, though.

1:04:48 I know Mustang.

1:04:49 Chargers are horses.

1:04:51 Like that's a breed of horse?

1:04:52 I believe so.

1:04:53 I got you.

1:04:53 I have no idea.

1:04:54 I don't know if they're like official scientific name

1:04:56 is like Chargionus horse and populus or something, but like

1:05:01 probably isn't.

1:05:01 I would count that.

1:05:02 Don't worry.

1:05:02 That just sounds like a Greek horse.

1:05:04 Chargionus.

1:05:08 [laughter] Chargionus.

1:05:08 Term for strong swift horse.

1:05:10 Charger?

1:05:11 Yep.

1:05:12 Specifically a war horse.

1:05:13 What did you What did you That might be your best one.

1:05:18 I like the Owls, though.

1:05:20 Owls and the colors were the same.

1:05:22 It was blue and yellow, blue and yellow.

1:05:25 We had a tour We had the Smurf field.

1:05:26 They went D1 recently.

1:05:27 What's Saint Margs?

1:05:28 Blue?

1:05:29 Red.

1:05:30 Red?

1:05:32 Oh, with white?

1:05:33 Yeah.

1:05:34 And then you guys were red and blue, right?

1:05:36 Yeah.

1:05:36 Saint Francis Prep.

1:05:37 My god.

1:05:38 So boring.

1:05:38 Saint Francis, too.

1:05:40 of Assisi.

1:05:41 I guess.

1:05:42 They're like they're like older brother and older cousin.

1:05:46 I don't think they're related at all.

1:05:48 Actually, oh wow, I didn't even Yeah.

1:05:51 How would that not How would they not be related?

1:05:53 Mad saints, dude.

1:05:54 I don't know.

1:05:54 They're saints of everything.

1:05:55 Well, they Saint Francis It's not like of Prep.

1:05:59 It's just Prep like a high school.

1:06:01 Like it's prepping you for

1:06:02 and then maybe there could be like a Saint Francis of whatever.

1:06:05 What is of Assisi?

1:06:09 Assisi is like a place.

1:06:10 Oh, I always thought of it as just like you're a [laughter]

1:06:14 You thought that's what they would name a school?

1:06:16 No, I know, but that's what we named people.

1:06:17 Like we knew our like a bunch of our friends went there.

1:06:19 They'd be like, you're a Did you call your sister that?

1:06:25 As a kid, yeah.

1:06:26 I think my brother still do which is weird.

1:06:28 I think you still do.

1:06:29 No, I really definitely do not.

1:06:32 [laughter] Make that abundantly clear.

1:06:33 Is Is weird?

1:06:35 I don't, but is that is that weird?

1:06:36 like a kid version of sister.

1:06:37 It's just like Mhm.

1:06:39 I don't think it's weird as a child,

1:06:41 but like if you're like 33 years old and saying like,

1:06:44 "Hey, sissy." Yeah, I guess so.

1:06:47 Maybe grow up.

1:06:48 Yeah.

1:06:48 I mean you tummy.

1:06:49 You say tummy.

1:06:50 Well, I have kids now.

1:06:51 Yeah, but you say it to not kids.

1:06:54 Uh but when you have kids,

1:06:56 some of the vernacular bleeds into the rest of your life.

1:06:58 Mhm.

1:06:59 You'll see it one day.

1:07:00 Like you'll see something and you'll just be like [laughter] What?

1:07:06 What?

1:07:08 You'll see it.

1:07:10 [laughter]

1:07:09 This is mad aggressive.

1:07:11 You'll see it.

1:07:12 Jesus Christ.

1:07:12 See it one day.

1:07:14 Yeah, I think you will.

1:07:17 [snorts] Hear it one day.

1:07:18 What does that mean?

1:07:21 The words?

1:07:23 What are we talking about?

1:07:23 What are [laughter] YOU AND YOU POINTED TO YOUR EAR.

1:07:26 CUZ YOU YOU HEAR IT.

1:07:27 I know what ears are.

1:07:28 Oh, okay.

1:07:29 So, yeah.

1:07:31 [laughter] Well, I have the back and take these dicks.

1:07:32 Is this Take these dicks.

1:07:35 Lions, you're backs.

1:07:36 That's not even fair.

1:07:38 It's close enough.

1:07:39 Lion Lion, you're back.

1:07:41 I I hadn't heard of it.

1:07:41 I like it's I like it's creativity.

1:07:43 It's [laughter]

1:07:43 If anything, it's double points because of how good it was.

1:07:47 I mean you said I said Lions.

1:07:49 Lion Why did I say it like that?

1:07:51 I mean come on.

1:07:52 You Just cuz you didn't specifically say Lion, you plural pluralized it.

1:07:56 Isn't that the whole point?

1:07:58 It's close.

1:07:59 It's We can let them decide.

1:08:00 [laughter] I mean he's got he's 300 bucks in the hole now,

1:08:03 so that's why he's trying to defend himself.

1:08:05 Woah, I'm 200 bucks in the hole.

1:08:07 This is out of play.

1:08:08 That's out of bounds, BUDDY.

1:08:09 WHY IS THAT ONE OUT OF BOUNDS?

1:08:10 OH, that's out of bounds.

1:08:11 THAT'S OUT HOW THE HELL IS THAT OUT OF BOUNDS?

1:08:12 YEAH, YOU DID IT DURING A SANTAGATO STUDIOS VIDEO.

1:08:14 Who cares when it was done?

1:08:16 It was done.

1:08:17 The rules are the rules.

1:08:18 You didn't make of them.

1:08:19 Technical, Frank.

1:08:20 We talked about it on the show.

1:08:22 Yeah.

1:08:22 I have the rules.

1:08:23 We have to pull up the tape.

1:08:24 You've called me a outside of the show and we're not marking it down.

1:08:27 That's a good point.

1:08:28 When When have I?

1:08:30 ALL THE TIME.

1:08:31 NO, WHEN?

1:08:32 CAN YOU recall a time that I have called you a outside of the show?

1:08:35 I can.

1:08:36 What would you How would you like me to answer?

1:08:37 You want to date?

1:08:39 Pre-bet.

1:08:39 No.

1:08:42 [laughter] I definitely pre-bet.

1:08:42 No.

1:08:43 But like outside of the show, no way.

1:08:45 Yeah.

1:08:45 The Santagato Studios one can't count.

1:08:47 It can't.

1:08:48 You Oh, You want to go through the videos?

1:08:50 You think you never called me a in a Santagato Studios video?

1:08:52 Never since that the thing has come out.

1:08:54 Never since we made that bet.

1:08:56 I'm not going to watch ALL THE

1:08:57 MAYA, DO US A FAVOR.

1:08:58 PUT IT TOGETHER.

1:09:00 [laughter] THERE'S ALMOST NO I COULD I COULD almost guarantee.

1:09:06 And if I'm wrong, every one of those words I almost said it.

1:09:10 That I used to prove your point, you could count them as two.

1:09:15 Eight.

1:09:16 No.

1:09:19 [laughter] Eight.

1:09:19 Always dealing.

1:09:21 Yeah, this guy can't ever take a I get it.

1:09:24 Oh, I'm going to burp.

1:09:25 You all right?

1:09:27 You're going to burp?

1:09:27 No, it's just air's coming out of me.

1:09:29 me to come over there and burp you?

1:09:30 I don't know.

1:09:30 I'm like a cat about to throw up.

1:09:33 [snorts] I can burp you.

1:09:33 You burp him like a baby.

1:09:35 Yeah, I don't think that works for humans.

1:09:36 Does it?

1:09:36 think it works for Works for babies.

1:09:39 No, I don't I think they say that like you're not supposed to do that.

1:09:41 Smack their back?

1:09:42 Yeah, I vaguely remember that from when I had two young babies.

1:09:46 Don't you hold

1:09:48 [laughter] Feel like you should have a definitive answer right now.

1:09:49 Well, I you forget, you know, like Did you do it?

1:09:52 I did I did rubs.

1:09:54 Like this?

1:09:54 I did rubs, yeah.

1:09:56 Yeah, it's like pats.

1:09:58 Getting your back rubbed.

1:09:59 Amazing.

1:10:00 So good.

1:10:01 So good.

1:10:01 So good, dude.

1:10:03 You don't like getting rubbed?

1:10:04 what I don't like?

1:10:04 My shoulders getting rubbed.

1:10:05 I hate that.

1:10:07 Why?

1:10:07 Like you haven't gotten a massage?

1:10:08 No, I've never gotten a massage.

1:10:09 You've never gotten a massage?

1:10:10 gone to a Either way, I I when you like, you know,

1:10:13 people come behind your back and start doing like your shoulders up here.

1:10:15 I don't I just don't like it.

1:10:16 Really?

1:10:17 Yeah, and feels weird.

1:10:18 Yeah, well, you got to get a massage.

1:10:20 You got to go to a spa.

1:10:21 Want to No, I'm not going to a spa [laughter] with you.

1:10:25 I didn't even say anything.

1:10:26 even say it, but we knew what you were going to say.

1:10:28 Yeah, you went want to No, no, no,

1:10:29 don't don't for a single second pretend you weren't going to suggest

1:10:33 that we do it together or for a second got to studio video.

1:10:36 is a It is a solo experience or with a female companion experience.

1:10:41 Yeah.

1:10:41 Or a male companion?

1:10:42 However you choose or a non-binary.

1:10:44 However you want to companionize.

1:10:46 Is that a word?

1:10:47 Love it.

1:10:47 Thank you.

1:10:49 It's one of those things.

1:10:50 I've never had cucumbers on my eyes, but that I'd love.

1:10:53 I would like it, but also not because I just want to eat them.

1:10:56 You know what I want to do?

1:10:57 Well, eat them after, right?

1:10:59 I just Yeah.

1:11:01 I want to go to a What's it called when they like a get a facial?

1:11:05 All right, take [snorts] it easy.

1:11:07 I mean, yeah, jokes aside.

1:11:08 what I mean?

1:11:08 Like I want to like like a mask, maybe some mud.

1:11:11 You can do it at home.

1:11:12 No, I know, but I want to go to a place and like I know where you want to go.

1:11:16 You want to go to the

1:11:17 you?

1:11:18 I Dude, my my barber does that.

1:11:21 He steams you?

1:11:22 They steam They literally put this big Be careful.

1:11:27 Yeah, yeah, jeez.

1:11:28 This big arm, like they like wheel it over

1:11:30 and they [snorts] put it right here when they right

1:11:32 before they do my my my shave and they turn

1:11:35 it on and steam just all over my face Mhm.

1:11:40 for like 10 minutes.

1:11:42 It's to like open up the pores and then they do the hot towel.

1:11:45 We're in a jokes aside zone.

1:11:46 So, don't worry don't worry don't worry.

1:11:48 No jokes right now.

1:11:48 We called time out.

1:11:49 But it's just like steam.

1:11:50 Yeah.

1:11:51 That's kind of nice.

1:11:52 Yeah, it's really good.

1:11:53 Does he do like a razor that cuts you?

1:11:55 Yeah.

1:11:56 Yeah.

1:11:56 Nice.

1:11:57 They do They do here, they do here,

1:11:59 they do It's actually a girl, the two that I've gotten at this place.

1:12:02 Yeah.

1:12:02 You don't go to the same one?

1:12:04 I don't care that much.

1:12:05 Woah.

1:12:06 I don't care.

1:12:07 That's interesting.

1:12:08 Yeah.

1:12:08 Where do you get your hair cut?

1:12:09 Not where, but like you go to like one person?

1:12:11 Yeah, like one person.

1:12:12 If they're not there, I'll go home.

1:12:14 Really?

1:12:15 You're not on a You're not on a

1:12:16 Yeah, if I I call Well, sometimes I'm walking by and say, all right, fine.

1:12:19 What's his name?

1:12:20 Eddie.

1:12:20 Eddie?

1:12:21 Bro, it's always Eddie.

1:12:22 It is Eddie.

1:12:23 I don't know if that's the real name, to be fair.

1:12:25 Oh, I think ours How would that not be true?

1:12:27 one of them was Eddie, right?

1:12:28 Yeah.

1:12:29 [laughter] This guy loves

1:12:30 The Russian butcher.

1:12:31 That's what we called the guy at the butcher shop.

1:12:33 Yeah, my guy's Russian.

1:12:34 Yeah, I'm saying they're all Eddie.

1:12:35 That's what I'm saying, they're all Eddie.

1:12:37 Bro, also another thing about it,

1:12:38 he's probably right because on Ditmars, that's Eddie's too.

1:12:42 Oh my god.

1:12:43 Yeah, and there's like Eddie's, Eddie's two, Eddie's three.

1:12:45 Yeah.

1:12:46 What the hell?

1:12:46 Eddie's got a strong They got a chokehold on the hair cutting game.

1:12:50 Maybe it's like a It's like the American

1:12:52 version of a name in Russia that's common.

1:12:54 That's what I'm saying.

1:12:54 I'm not like one of those guys that like I need

1:12:56 to get my hair cut by the same person every single time.

1:12:58 But you build a rapport.

1:13:00 Yeah, but also like I don't care enough about my hair.

1:13:03 Well, it's See, it's just a luxury cuz you have nice hair.

1:13:06 Like you you you could do whatever you want.

1:13:08 Yeah, I could cut your hair.

1:13:09 Yeah, you'll you'll It'll be fine.

1:13:10 I didn't pay for haircuts for years.

1:13:12 I used to get them buzzed in college like by my roommate

1:13:15 and then after I just grew my hair out for years.

1:13:17 Yeah, I did the same.

1:13:18 I My brother cut my hair.

1:13:20 Yeah, I remember your brother would do it in the bathroom like 10 years.

1:13:23 Who cares, dude?

1:13:25 Really?

1:13:25 Yeah.

1:13:26 I mean, after a while he hated it.

1:13:28 How much to get you to shave your head?

1:13:30 No chance in hell.

1:13:31 Really?

1:13:31 No.

1:13:32 Why?

1:13:35 Insecurity.

1:13:36 You'd look good with a shaved head.

1:13:39 look like more like Channing Tatum than you already do.

1:13:41 I'm good.

1:13:41 It works for you cuz you can grow a beard.

1:13:43 Yep.

1:13:44 Not like that.

1:13:45 But but like even that is good.

1:13:47 I can't.

1:13:48 Yeah.

1:13:49 bald would be interesting.

1:13:52 It would be tough.

1:13:53 afraid it won't come back.

1:13:54 You'd be You'd be like fester kind of.

1:13:56 Yeah, can't do that, you know?

1:13:57 See, he didn't have to bring it to that level.

1:13:59 What?

1:13:59 Bald no beard?

1:14:00 Bald no beard.

1:14:01 What are you supposed to do?

1:14:02 You would look like Uncle Fester.

1:14:04 It happens.

1:14:05 I mean, you wouldn't have the like I got a little more color, I think.

1:14:09 A lot more color.

1:14:10 Yeah, the whatever that is.

1:14:11 more color, I believe.

1:14:12 There are some distinguishing characteristics that would make you

1:14:15 look enough not like Uncle Fester, but be close.

1:14:20 Do you think you got a lumpy head?

1:14:23 I don't maybe.

1:14:24 I don't know.

1:14:25 my head and I'm like, oh my god.

1:14:27 I felt my head recently and I was like, what is that?

1:14:30 Like a lump?

1:14:31 It's like a little bump.

1:14:32 Yeah, I got something, too.

1:14:33 I think like heads are lumpy.

1:14:35 Some people got perfectly round heads that I'm like, bro, what is that?

1:14:38 I I'm thankful every day I don't have my father's head.

1:14:41 That guy's head.

1:14:42 It's all over the place.

1:14:43 disaster, dude.

1:14:44 It's like like a

1:14:45 Bro, it's like here and then it's flat on the back.

1:14:49 Like he didn't like pick up his head for the first 12 years.

1:14:51 tummy time, I see.

1:14:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:14:53 Forget about it.

1:14:54 This guy had no tummy time.

1:14:55 And now he's got too much tummy time, you know what I'm saying?

1:14:57 Yeah, do I?

1:14:59 He needed a helmet.

1:15:00 He definitely needed a helmet, my father.

1:15:02 He probably still does.

1:15:03 when babies have the helmets.

1:15:04 I think it's cute.

1:15:06 Oh, I love Yeah, when when kids have those helmets.

1:15:09 Yeah.

1:15:10 You put stickers on them and stuff.

1:15:11 I heard they smell bad, though.

1:15:12 They stink, dude.

1:15:15 Really?

1:15:14 Yeah, my nephew had one and it smelled like What?

1:15:18 The kids' helmets.

1:15:19 It's like a helmet because if cuz

1:15:20 children like their heads are still like malleable,

1:15:23 so if they're laying on their back a lot, then it flattens their heads.

1:15:27 You need a helmet to like shape it so that it's like circular.

1:15:30 I meant I meant more That's good to know, but I meant more why does it smell?

1:15:34 Cuz they're babies.

1:15:35 Bro, they're kids and they're running around and sweating Got it.

1:15:39 puking.

1:15:39 And it's made of a foam, too, so it's not like an easily cleaned situation.

1:15:45 I mean, it's like a There's like a rubberiness to it.

1:15:49 It's not like foam.

1:15:50 I'll be honest with you, if I was a kid and I had that helmet,

1:15:55 I'm diving off of tables and stuff like that.

1:15:57 I thank god I didn't have it cuz I would have taken full advantage of that

1:16:01 what stinks?

1:16:01 Casts.

1:16:03 Yeah.

1:16:04 Children have casts?

1:16:05 Oh, that makes me sad.

1:16:06 Keith had a cast.

1:16:08 Well, that makes sense.

1:16:08 cut that thing open, I was like, look at this.

1:16:11 Yeah, Miles had a cast, but I wasn't there when they cut it off,

1:16:13 so I don't know if it smelled, but I imagine it did.

1:16:16 And then also like your skin is so like it's like seeing

1:16:18 the light of day for the first time and it's like Oh.

1:16:21 Oh, I do kind of like when you have a Band-Aid on, though,

1:16:24 and then like you take it off It's white.

1:16:25 It's like white and shriveled.

1:16:27 Yeah, and you're finally stepping out of the cave.

1:16:30 Yeah, I'm like, ew, I have a dead part of my finger.

1:16:32 Ew.

1:16:32 Yeah.

1:16:33 You like that?

1:16:34 of do.

1:16:34 Why?

1:16:35 to look at it and just be like, you're new.

1:16:37 You're new?

1:16:38 You're new here.

1:16:40 I get it.

1:16:41 I don't A little bit.

1:16:43 I don't.

1:16:43 You know what I'm saying?

1:16:44 Yeah, it is new there.

1:16:45 Yeah, it is.

1:16:46 You like Band-Aids?

1:16:48 I'm good I'm good on Band-Aids.

1:16:49 What's the worst That's not how I wanted to ask the question.

1:16:55 I like Band-Aids.

1:16:56 Right?

1:16:57 Yeah.

1:16:57 Like having them on me and Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17:00 But if a Band-Aid gets on me in the pool Oh, that's bad.

1:17:05 I I That's really bad.

1:17:07 Outside of a log of that's probably the worst thing I want to find in a pool.

1:17:10 I would honestly probably be more afraid of the Band-Aid than the log of

1:17:14 I I honestly didn't want to say that cuz I was embarrassed,

1:17:16 but I think I feel the same.

1:17:17 you.

1:17:17 I'll support you through this.

1:17:18 Like if if the log of like bumped into my elbow, I would for sure be upset.

1:17:23 Yeah.

1:17:22 But if a Band-Aid touched me, I'D BE LIKE, NO.

1:17:25 I KNOW THAT THERE is like germs and bacteria that can come off a log

1:17:29 of but it just feels like the ones on the Band-Aid are more dangerous.

1:17:32 [snorts] Way worse.

1:17:34 Like a Like if I Oh my god, dude, I'm just like picturing this.

1:17:38 Like if I'm in a pool like having fun and someone's like,

1:17:39 hey, you got a Band-Aid on you.

1:17:41 And I look and it's just been on me and I don't know how long it's been on me.

1:17:44 I'd be like, oh my god, I got to Yeah, your your day's ruined.

1:17:46 I just can't.

1:17:47 trip is ruined, probably, knowing Joey.

1:17:48 A loose Band-Aid?

1:17:50 Oh my god.

1:17:51 Loose Band-Aid sucks.

1:17:51 That was the when we Remember years ago we did that BeanBoozled video?

1:17:56 Yeah.

1:17:56 That was the worst of all those BeanBoozled flavors.

1:17:59 That was definitely the worst one because it's

1:18:01 like how in God's name did they perfectly get

1:18:05 the taste and flavor of something that I just

1:18:07 don't even ever remember having put in my mouth?

1:18:09 Yeah, it's just like the smell of it.

1:18:12 And like the presence of a Band-Aid.

1:18:14 It just smells like something.

1:18:15 I mean, they did have throw up and I didn't like that.

1:18:18 The throw up was bad.

1:18:19 Oh my god, the spoiled milk.

1:18:20 Spoiled milk was bad,

1:18:21 but the the the used Band-Aid one was I was like astonished at how bad it was.

1:18:27 You know, you you guys are right.

1:18:28 We're probably due for a BeanBoozled one.

1:18:32 No.

1:18:32 Also, you know what I love?

1:18:34 Ace bandages.

1:18:37 [snorts] Oh, I'm I'm looking for a reason to wrap my leg.

1:18:39 kid in high school that wore them?

1:18:40 Just be like, are you limped into class?

1:18:42 People are just like, oh my god, Joey, what's wrong?

1:18:45 Uh I would put them around my wrists, mostly, not my legs.

1:18:50 Your wrist?

1:18:51 Yeah, like I would like, oh, my wrist is up.

1:18:55 Dude, it it would be nothing.

1:18:56 I mean, I I like any sort of discomfort, I'm like, I need an Ace bandage.

1:18:59 I'm 90% sure that Ace bandages are not like a real thing.

1:19:03 Like I know they are, but like they're just like an aesthetics thing.

1:19:08 No, they're like tight.

1:19:10 Yeah, but what's the point of keeping It's like a soft cast.

1:19:16 But it's not, though.

1:19:18 I mean, if you wrap it enough Ace bandages are stupid.

1:19:22 think they're supposed to be under other things.

1:19:25 And then like you have to wrap them the right way or something.

1:19:28 get out of here, dude.

1:19:29 Don't make [snorts] me have to be a doctor and a kid.

1:19:32 Have you ever [laughter]

1:19:33 Have you ever put like boxing wraps on your fingers on your hands?

1:19:37 No.

1:19:37 Oh man, that feels so good.

1:19:39 Taking them off?

1:19:40 No, like I mean Putting them on is

1:19:42 a little annoying cuz it's like a whole thing.

1:19:44 But when you start going through your fingers, like this part sound good.

1:19:48 I brought this up the other day when I was like when you get to a hotel,

1:19:50 how do you guys do it?

1:19:50 And I didn't even bring up the part that I do, but like I just do my hands.

1:19:54 I don't do my face.

1:19:55 But I I just do my hands and then I

1:19:56 get in between the webs and I really get her going.

1:19:59 I love that this part of my hand I

1:20:02 don't like when when other things are touching it, but I like when I touch it.

1:20:06 Can I touch it?

1:20:07 No, I would just said I don't like that.

1:20:08 Why not?

1:20:09 How do you hold How do you hold hands?

1:20:10 Interlocking or I'll do it.

1:20:13 It's not my favorite cuz of the the feeling of like Oh, I love it.

1:20:17 trapped.

1:20:17 I think it's because when I was younger and people would be like,

1:20:18 "Play mercy." So I don't like it.

1:20:20 Oh my god.

1:20:21 always avoid it.

1:20:22 That's right.

1:20:23 Cuz when people would Do you ever do that where someone's like,

1:20:25 "Play mercy." and they would take your hands and go

1:20:26 like this and my fingers like I would be like, [snorts]

1:20:30 Bro, you remember those kids back in the day they'd be like, "Look,

1:20:32 I'm double-jointed." And they would do

1:20:34 this and their finger would look like a witch's.

1:20:36 Yeah.

1:20:36 The is that?

1:20:37 with my thumb.

1:20:41 Ew, that is so gross.

1:20:43 Wow, do you Can you put it back on your own or you have to Oh, it's so loud.

1:20:51 Ew, she's dancing.

1:20:53 You can hear it?

1:20:54 Yeah, I can hear it.

1:20:54 Ew.

1:20:56 Bro, I thought [laughter]

1:20:58 I thought I was going to look over and your thumb was going to be on the ground.

1:21:01 Oh, I do it with this one, too, I guess.

1:21:03 I never knew I could do it without pushing it.

1:21:04 I'm just I can't.

1:21:05 And then you got to crack it.

1:21:08 Ugh.

1:21:09 I can also move my like tendon underneath my knuckle.

1:21:13 Ew, dude.

1:21:16 Why you so cracky?

1:21:18 I so cool, dude.

1:21:20 It's just one of the weird things about me.

1:21:22 I dislocated my thumb once and the palm This was like an ear

1:21:27 and the palm of my hand was pitched up like a tent.

1:21:32 It was so disgusting.

1:21:34 And my dad just was like, "You're fine." and pulled my thumb and it went right

1:21:37 back to place and I was like It was crazy.

1:21:41 Thumb.

1:21:41 terrifying.

1:21:42 Imagine my thumb went through my hand.

1:21:44 Bro, then I'd have a hole in my hand like Jesus.

1:21:46 there was that show on MTV when we were kids called Scarred.

1:21:49 Oh my god, yeah.

1:21:50 And there was one where like the guy like his finger like got like

1:21:53 pushed so far back that his bone popped out right here or something like that.

1:21:58 So disgusting.

1:21:59 You just So disgusting.

1:22:00 You feel phantom.

1:22:01 It's like phantom.

1:22:02 Phantom, yeah.

1:22:04 Had that happen you fell?

1:22:05 Fall?

1:22:06 No, I was I was in my front yard and my sister kicked a kickball at me

1:22:08 and I was like trying to block it and it hit my thumb and it hurt,

1:22:12 but it didn't hurt that bad.

1:22:14 But I was like, "Ah." and then I looked

1:22:15 at my hand and I started screaming and she was just like,

1:22:17 "You're being a baby." and then I I was like,

1:22:19 "Look what it did." and she lost it.

1:22:22 Because I was so It was so It was jarring.

1:22:24 I remember as a kid Remember as a kid always wearing sandals?

1:22:28 I always had sandals, dude.

1:22:30 [laughter] Okay.

1:22:30 Always with like the Velcro top.

1:22:33 Yeah.

1:22:32 playing kickball with my brothers once Oh, no.

1:22:35 and I went to kick and it caught like if these are my toes,

1:22:38 it caught like my foot like this so I just went Ah.

1:22:42 And like New York City concrete, I don't know how concrete is elsewhere.

1:22:46 Probably the same.

1:22:47 Bro.

1:22:50 [laughter] It was like intense grit sandpaper.

1:22:53 So my toes came out squeaky, babe.

1:22:57 Yeah.

1:22:57 I like the anticipation of hydrogen peroxide and then the pain and it's like Oh,

1:23:02 you like it's like bubbling up AND YOU'RE LIKE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE DOESN'T HURT.

1:23:06 IT'S RUBBING ALCOHOL THAT HURTS.

1:23:08 Whichever one you put Whichever one you put you know the one that bubbles

1:23:11 and like it's it's like And then it goes It's like also when

1:23:15 If it's If it's bubbling or itchy, it's cuz it's healing.

1:23:18 You remember that?

1:23:21 [laughter] When when I put cuz I have hydrogen peroxide in my apartment,

1:23:25 but if I put it on a cut feeling how it feels now

1:23:28 is so funny because back then it was like the worst pain imaginable,

1:23:31 but now it's not that bad.

1:23:32 I fell off a bike once and I skid like this whole part.

1:23:36 You know it's like a little fleshy.

1:23:37 Yeah.

1:23:38 And I put hydrogen peroxide on it and I had it for the first 3 seconds.

1:23:42 I was like and then I and then I

1:23:43 and then eventually it was just like You started making noises.

1:23:47 Like you just can't.

1:23:47 I couldn't not make noise.

1:23:49 I could see that.

1:23:49 Bro, I had it happen to Keith one time.

1:23:51 He some We were playing basketball and he like was

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