Baiting The Jonas Brothers | The Basement Yard #536

Baiting The Jonas Brothers | The Basement Yard #536

The Basement Yard

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:07 Welcome back to the Frank's got a new toy.

0:17 Let's see it again.

0:20 Oh, you got some sparks there, too.

0:21 Yeah, look at that.

0:22 Look, don't ask me where this is from, by the way.

0:25 The the famous company KLX CW.

0:28 What is that?

0:29 A [screaming]

0:32 you're still holding it.

0:32 You're still You've defeated the purpose.

0:34 You got to do it again.

0:35 You[ __] up.

0:36 I didn't[ __] anything up.

0:36 I haven't actually.

0:37 Wait a second.

0:37 Why the hell is yours so big and mine is

0:40 And also your sword's not on, man.

0:42 I'm just playing.

0:43 Your[ __] is smoking, brother.

0:45 Wait, why is yours smoking?

0:47 I don't know.

0:47 You have a cooler one.

0:49 You have A BIG ONE, TOO.

0:51 HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST ONE.

0:52 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

0:53 IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH, CUZ I got the skills.

0:59 Yeah.

1:00 Oh, be honest for a[ __] split second.

1:03 Can I be honest real quick before you?

1:05 33 33 29 28

1:08 He still[ __] it up.

1:09 He still[ __] it up.

1:11 That's a problem.

1:11 Speaking of[ __] up,

1:12 can you give me give me that, please?

1:14 Can you get that for me, please, baby?

1:15 This[ __] is still smoking and now I'm scared.

1:17 I think it's supposed to smoke.

1:18 It looks like it has a smoke hole.

1:21 Oh, yo, your[ __] is Oh, look at him.

1:23 That was a crazy way to get down there, brother.

1:27 Everyone has a smoke hole.

1:28 I think we all got a small hole.

1:30 Hold on.

1:31 Let me go back to a cool color.

1:32 Ooh, red.

1:35 Yeah.

1:35 Yeah.

1:36 I really be[ __] honest.

1:39 You've never thought that you had the skill of sword fighting?

1:43 Um I really think I could be a good sword fighter.

1:45 Maybe when I was six.

1:47 I feel like I did.

1:48 I was really into ninjas.

1:49 Like yo, you know what?

1:51 After this, after the cameras go off,

1:53 let's do an actual sword fight like with those swords.

1:56 With these?

1:57 Yeah.

1:57 I mean, they're they're hard plastic.

1:59 They will break.

2:01 But like if someone came at me,

2:07 you know, someone came at me.

2:13 Yeah,

2:11 that's pretty[ __] good.

2:15 I remember.

2:15 Do you remember Keith when we were This is getting annoying.

2:18 Well, no.

2:18 I I know where where Keith like held up

2:20 a cleaver from my mom's kitchen and was like,

2:23 "You're supposed to hold it like this.

2:24 You're supposed to hold it like this." Like he's[ __] a ninja.

2:27 What are you doing?

2:28 Keith Keith said that the most dangerous way

2:30 to get someone with a knife was like that.

2:34 Brother that that way.

2:35 I feel like a stab is probably I feel like rough.

2:37 I I I do think and this is based off of nothing,

2:42 not one thing.

2:44 I would be a good sword fighter,

2:46 right?

2:46 because it just seems like something you need a lot of skill.

2:49 What do you think you'd be bad at?

2:51 Um, writing a book.

2:54 Okay.

2:55 You asked a real question.

2:56 Yeah, I did.

2:57 You asked a real question and you got a real

2:58 You don't think you have anything interesting to say?

3:00 It's not even about saying something.

3:00 It's not even about saying something.

3:02 You want to know something?

3:02 You want to know something?

3:02 Actually, and I don't But when we were at the afterparty after MSG,

3:02 Actually, and I don't But when we were at the afterparty after MSG,

3:06 someone came up to me and they're like, I I'm sorry.

3:06 someone came up to me and they're like, I I'm sorry.

3:18 I just tried to put it back in while

3:18 I just tried to put it back in while

3:19 you were talking quietly and it's just not going in.

3:19 you were talking quietly and it's just not going in.

3:22 Keep them separated.

3:22 Keep them separated.

3:23 Hold on.

3:23 Hold on.

3:29 Clearly, there's some friction going on.

3:29 Clearly, there's some friction going on.

3:31 Got it.

3:31 Got it.

3:31 But there was someone who came up to me.

3:31 But there was someone who came up to me.

3:32 They were like, "We work at W Morris and we W Morris.

3:32 They were like, "We work at W Morris and we W Morris.

3:35 We work at William Morris and we work in the book

3:35 We work at William Morris and we work in the book

3:37 WB Mason and we want you to write a book with our pens

3:37 WB Mason and we want you to write a book with our pens

3:41 with the frog." That's CW.

3:41 with the frog." That's CW.

3:42 Um, no, but she was like, "You guys,

3:42 Um, no, but she was like, "You guys,

3:44 if you guys ever feel like writing a book," and I was like,

3:44 if you guys ever feel like writing a book," and I was like,

3:47 "Are you at the right place?"

3:47 "Are you at the right place?"

3:49 I think it's only a matter of time before you write a book.

3:49 I think it's only a matter of time before you write a book.

3:52 What am I writing it about?

3:52 What am I writing it about?

3:53 I think you'll definitely, come on, aunt.

3:53 I think you'll definitely, come on, aunt.

3:55 An aunt, look at me, Aunt.

3:55 An aunt, look at me, Aunt.

3:56 Aunt, come on.

3:56 Aunt, come on.

3:57 Get me here, Aunt.

3:57 Get me here, Aunt.

3:58 Aunt, it'd be one of the few books I've read.

3:58 Aunt, it'd be one of the few books I've read.

4:01 You'd read my book?

4:01 You'd read my book?

4:02 I'd read it.

4:02 I'd read it.

4:02 What do you think it would be about?

4:02 What do you think it would be about?

4:05 Well, I don't know.

4:05 Well, I don't know.

4:06 You?

4:06 You?

4:08 Me?

4:08 Me?

4:08 Yeah.

4:08 Yeah.

4:08 I can I could imagine the chapters would be

4:08 I can I could imagine the chapters would be

4:10 titled like you know young Irish boy chapter one,

4:10 titled like you know young Irish boy chapter one,

4:15 right?

4:15 right?

4:15 So this is why you wouldn't be good.

4:15 So this is why you wouldn't be good.

4:17 [laughter]

4:17 [laughter]

4:18 That's what you're if you write a book, can I write the forward?

4:18 That's what you're if you write a book, can I write the forward?

4:22 I know Greg has already written books and he's he's obviously very good at it.

4:22 I know Greg has already written books and he's he's obviously very good at it.

4:26 He's going to ask Greg first.

4:26 He's going to ask Greg first.

4:27 I imagine he'll ask but Greg will write something like, you know,

4:27 I imagine he'll ask but Greg will write something like, you know,

4:30 like when we think of icons of today's society,

4:30 like when we think of icons of today's society,

4:34 like he'll write something actually good.

4:34 like he'll write something actually good.

4:36 I'll write something better like in a sense of fun Irish boy.

4:36 I'll write something better like in a sense of fun Irish boy.

4:41 It would be like chapter one.

4:41 It would be like chapter one.

4:43 It could be something about F1.

4:43 It could be something about F1.

4:44 It would be that I'm short.

4:44 It would be that I'm short.

4:45 Well, well, chapter like chapter one through

4:45 Well, well, chapter like chapter one through

4:48 five will be about like your childhood, your upbringing and everything.

4:48 five will be about like your childhood, your upbringing and everything.

4:51 And then like chapter six will be like to start a YouTube.

4:51 And then like chapter six will be like to start a YouTube.

4:53 It'll be called like how to be a salot, right?

4:53 It'll be called like how to be a salot, right?

4:56 Or like a hose, right?

4:56 Or like a hose, right?

4:59 Also, am I writing the book now?

4:59 Also, am I writing the book now?

5:01 Because you just said chapters one through six.

5:01 Because you just said chapters one through six.

5:03 Well, chapters one through five would be about your life.

5:03 Well, chapters one through five would be about your life.

5:07 Uhhuh.

5:07 Uhhuh.

5:06 You know your chapter one.

5:06 You know your chapter one.

5:08 This is classic.

5:08 This is classic.

5:09 You know, am I wrong here?

5:09 You know, am I wrong here?

5:10 I know books.

5:10 I know books.

5:12 I mean, you just said that you wouldn't be

5:12 I mean, you just said that you wouldn't be

5:13 able to do it and now you're doing it.

5:13 able to do it and now you're doing it.

5:14 No.

5:14 No.

5:14 No.

5:14 No.

5:14 I wouldn't be able to write it.

5:14 I wouldn't be able to write it.

5:15 I would be able to like produce it.

5:15 I would be able to like produce it.

5:18 Produce the book.

5:18 Produce the book.

5:19 How does that is?

5:19 How does that is?

5:19 What's a book producer called?

5:19 What's a book producer called?

5:24 Publisher.

5:24 Publisher.

5:23 Yeah.

5:23 Yeah.

5:24 Like or an editor maybe?

5:24 Like or an editor maybe?

5:25 I don't know.

5:25 I don't know.

5:26 Editor might be the thing.

5:26 Editor might be the thing.

5:27 I would be able to edit your book from like a break it up like this type of way.

5:27 I would be able to edit your book from like a break it up like this type of way.

5:32 Got it.

5:32 Got it.

5:32 which is just like my swords fighting abilities based off of nothing.

5:32 which is just like my swords fighting abilities based off of nothing.

5:37 Um, [laughter] also a big moment in my life.

5:37 Um, [laughter] also a big moment in my life.

5:42 What?

5:42 What?

5:41 Interacted with Joe Jonas on TikTok.

5:41 Interacted with Joe Jonas on TikTok.

5:43 Oh yeah,

5:43 Oh yeah,

5:44 there's a little bit more to that story that people don't know actually.

5:44 there's a little bit more to that story that people don't know actually.

5:47 So I had my secret Santa party.

5:47 So I had my secret Santa party.

5:49 So I was drunk

5:49 So I was drunk

5:51 having it and I also was earlier that day at a at a Rangers game.

5:51 having it and I also was earlier that day at a at a Rangers game.

5:55 So there were there were drinks made had

5:55 So there were there were drinks made had

5:59 and made because I had them after they were made.

5:59 and made because I had them after they were made.

6:02 But I go on my TikTok and someone tagged me in something.

6:02 But I go on my TikTok and someone tagged me in something.

6:05 So I saw it and it was Joe Jonas

6:05 So I saw it and it was Joe Jonas

6:07 and he was using one of our audios from the show.

6:07 and he was using one of our audios from the show.

6:10 So I was like, "Oh, that's crazy." So I commented like,

6:10 So I was like, "Oh, that's crazy." So I commented like,

6:12 "Are we going to hang out or whatever." I was I don't care at this point.

6:12 "Are we going to hang out or whatever." I was I don't care at this point.

6:16 So then I like go back to my TikTok like

6:16 So then I like go back to my TikTok like

6:20 an hour later or something and he replies yes and follows me.

6:20 an hour later or something and he replies yes and follows me.

6:25 What is my reaction?

6:25 What is my reaction?

6:26 Mind you, I had just said I came

6:26 Mind you, I had just said I came

6:28 from the Ranger game where they were flowing the drinks.

6:28 from the Ranger game where they were flowing the drinks.

6:30 Well, you were drunk.

6:30 Well, you were drunk.

6:31 So, he followed.

6:31 So, he followed.

6:32 So, obviously, you had to send a DM.

6:32 So, obviously, you had to send a DM.

6:35 He followed me.

6:35 He followed me.

6:36 I immediately DM'd him.

6:36 I immediately DM'd him.

6:37 My phone number and nothing else.

6:37 My phone number and nothing else.

6:39 That's a lot of forward, guy.

6:39 That's a lot of forward, guy.

6:41 That is very forward,

6:41 That is very forward,

6:42 bro.

6:42 bro.

6:42 I You've come a long way.

6:42 I You've come a long way.

6:45 Joey, if you're watching this, that's on me, dude.

6:45 Joey, if you're watching this, that's on me, dude.

6:47 Super aggressive.

6:47 Super aggressive.

6:48 Which your phone number, by the way, which is right.

6:48 Which your phone number, by the way, which is right.

6:51 But I did do that.

6:51 But I did do that.

6:52 Like, he immediately followed me.

6:52 Like, he immediately followed me.

6:54 I mean, LOOKS LIKE BANG NUMBER.

6:54 I mean, LOOKS LIKE BANG NUMBER.

6:56 WHAT'S UP?

6:56 WHAT'S UP?

6:56 HOLD ON.

6:56 HOLD ON.

6:57 Hold on.

6:57 Hold on.

6:57 You are you you took an approach.

6:57 You are you you took an approach.

7:00 I'm shooting.

7:00 I'm shooting.

7:00 You stuck to it.

7:00 You stuck to it.

7:01 Bang.

7:01 Bang.

7:01 You don't need a sword for this shot that you're shooting over here, baby.

7:01 You don't need a sword for this shot that you're shooting over here, baby.

7:04 You went and you knew that the right way to be about it was direct.

7:04 You went and you knew that the right way to be about it was direct.

7:07 Cuz I'm sure these big Hollywood types, people play games with them.

7:07 Cuz I'm sure these big Hollywood types, people play games with them.

7:11 Big Hollywood.

7:11 Big Hollywood.

7:12 You know, these big Hollywood types,

7:12 You know, these big Hollywood types,

7:13 people play games with them and they're like,

7:13 people play games with them and they're like,

7:14 man, I would love to get our people to get us together, you know?

7:14 man, I would love to get our people to get us together, you know?

7:18 And it's just like, no,[ __] that.

7:18 And it's just like, no,[ __] that.

7:20 I'm Joe Jonas.

7:20 I'm Joe Jonas.

7:21 I'm Joe Sagato.

7:21 I'm Joe Sagato.

7:22 Text me.

7:22 Text me.

7:23 I I literally just sent my phone number.

7:23 I I literally just sent my phone number.

7:25 And then the next morning, I remembered that I did that.

7:25 And then the next morning, I remembered that I did that.

7:28 So, I went back to the DM and I was like, "That was aggressive."

7:28 So, I went back to the DM and I was like, "That was aggressive."

7:30 Was it like he obviously didn't text you?

7:30 Was it like he obviously didn't text you?

7:35 No.

7:35 No.

7:35 And I also But I did I I my second message him was that was aggressive.

7:35 And I also But I did I I my second message him was that was aggressive.

7:40 [laughter] Like, and then like that was it.

7:40 [laughter] Like, and then like that was it.

7:43 But

7:43 But

7:43 I don't even know if he's read it.

7:43 I don't even know if he's read it.

7:44 I don't know.

7:44 I don't know.

7:44 He hasn't.

7:44 He hasn't.

7:45 Okay.

7:45 Okay.

7:46 Well, there's been no contact,

7:46 Well, there's been no contact,

7:48 but there will be.

7:48 but there will be.

7:48 I mean, can you imagine you just get a text like, "Yo, what's up?

7:48 I mean, can you imagine you just get a text like, "Yo, what's up?

7:51 It's Joe Jonas." That'd be so funny.

7:51 It's Joe Jonas." That'd be so funny.

7:53 I actually would text him back and be like,

7:53 I actually would text him back and be like,

7:55 "All right, now you're crazier than me.

7:55 "All right, now you're crazier than me.

7:57 Now you're Now you're [laughter] me."

7:57 Now you're Now you're [laughter] me."

8:00 Yeah.

8:00 Yeah.

8:00 Now you're a little crazy.

8:00 Now you're a little crazy.

8:01 I mean, the Jonas Brothers are are in their uh you know, a new era,

8:01 I mean, the Jonas Brothers are are in their uh you know, a new era,

8:05 very playful era where they're just kind of getting after it on social media.

8:05 very playful era where they're just kind of getting after it on social media.

8:08 They're on tour.

8:08 They're on tour.

8:09 The Jbo.

8:09 The Jbo.

8:09 Yeah.

8:09 Yeah.

8:10 You know, so I think it would make

8:10 You know, so I think it would make

8:12 sense [snorts] if they're doubling down on it,

8:12 sense [snorts] if they're doubling down on it,

8:14 being relatable, fun guys.

8:14 being relatable, fun guys.

8:16 Yeah.

8:16 Yeah.

8:17 You know, I think if we're being honest,

8:17 You know, I think if we're being honest,

8:19 I probably have more in line and and and and more

8:19 I probably have more in line and and and and more

8:22 uh what's the word I'm looking for here?

8:22 uh what's the word I'm looking for here?

8:26 In common with the Jonas Brothers than you.

8:26 In common with the Jonas Brothers than you.

8:29 Oh, I [clears throat] mean, you're you were not a Disney kid growing up.

8:29 Oh, I [clears throat] mean, you're you were not a Disney kid growing up.

8:34 What?

8:34 What?

8:33 I used to watch Disney Channel like it was going out of style.

8:33 I used to watch Disney Channel like it was going out of style.

8:35 How do you know that I didn't do that?

8:35 How do you know that I didn't do that?

8:37 Did you watch Camp Rock?

8:37 Did you watch Camp Rock?

8:39 No.

8:39 No.

8:38 There we go.

8:38 There we go.

8:39 That's how I know.

8:39 That's how I know.

8:40 [laughter] Um, uh, I at one point had a haircut

8:40 [laughter] Um, uh, I at one point had a haircut

8:44 more similar to the Jonas Brothers than you did.

8:44 more similar to the Jonas Brothers than you did.

8:50 Yeah, I could sing my ass off.

8:50 Yeah, I could sing my ass off.

8:52 Did any of Well, no.

8:52 Did any of Well, no.

8:53 Nick buzzed his head once.

8:53 Nick buzzed his head once.

8:54 When When he was older and when you buzzed your head.

8:54 When When he was older and when you buzzed your head.

8:57 Ironic.

8:57 Ironic.

8:58 I think not.

8:58 I think not.

8:59 That'll be a chapter in your book.

8:59 That'll be a chapter in your book.

9:01 [snorts] [laughter] Yeah.

9:01 [snorts] [laughter] Yeah.

9:03 I don't think the Jonas Brothers ever

9:03 I don't think the Jonas Brothers ever

9:05 wore double- breasted button-up shirts for Easter.

9:05 wore double- breasted button-up shirts for Easter.

9:07 Well, the thing is I'm a visionary.

9:07 Well, the thing is I'm a visionary.

9:12 [laughter]

9:12 [laughter]

9:11 I also I also wore a belt that day there.

9:11 I also I also wore a belt that day there.

9:14 I mean, you pull a picture up.

9:14 I mean, you pull a picture up.

9:16 I I I don't I can't like access it immediately,

9:16 I I I don't I can't like access it immediately,

9:18 but there is a photo of me that I

9:18 but there is a photo of me that I

9:21 think my mom took double breasted white t-shirt tucked

9:21 think my mom took double breasted white t-shirt tucked

9:25 into a pair of jeans and I'm wearing

9:25 into a pair of jeans and I'm wearing

9:26 a belt that looks like Santa Claus would wear it.

9:26 a belt that looks like Santa Claus would wear it.

9:30 Yeah.

9:30 Yeah.

9:29 It was like a big black belt buckle

9:29 It was like a big black belt buckle

9:31 and it was just like a square and I'm like, "What the[ __] am I doing?"

9:31 and it was just like a square and I'm like, "What the[ __] am I doing?"

9:35 You were a visionary.

9:35 You were a visionary.

9:36 All right.

9:36 All right.

9:37 Yeah.

9:37 Yeah.

9:37 You know, I mean, I should have been visioning myself down the barrel of a gun.

9:37 You know, I mean, I should have been visioning myself down the barrel of a gun.

9:42 Too much.

9:42 Too much.

9:42 Too crazy.

9:42 Too crazy.

9:42 A

9:42 A

9:43 lot of much.

9:43 lot of much.

9:43 A lot of much, man.

9:43 A lot of much, man.

9:44 I'm shooting.

9:44 I'm shooting.

9:44 I mean, Joe Jonas, we're trying to get Joe Jonas on here.

9:44 I mean, Joe Jonas, we're trying to get Joe Jonas on here.

9:46 Not that kind of talk that's going to get the Joe Bros to come hang out with us.

9:46 Not that kind of talk that's going to get the Joe Bros to come hang out with us.

9:50 I mean, come on.

9:50 I mean, come on.

9:51 Listen.

9:51 Listen.

9:53 Yeah.

9:53 Yeah.

9:52 All right.

9:52 All right.

9:52 So, what could we do to make our show more Jonas Brothers safe and fun?

9:52 So, what could we do to make our show more Jonas Brothers safe and fun?

10:02 Safe?

10:02 Safe?

10:02 Yeah.

10:02 Yeah.

10:02 Because I don't think we're not as safe.

10:02 Because I don't think we're not as safe.

10:04 I feel like we're pretty safe,

10:04 I feel like we're pretty safe,

10:05 but I'm saying like we got to remember

10:05 but I'm saying like we got to remember

10:07 we got to remember these are the Joe Bros.

10:07 we got to remember these are the Joe Bros.

10:09 You know, these are the I would I'll tell you right now,

10:09 You know, these are the I would I'll tell you right now,

10:12 I'll ask a lot about the the promise rings.

10:12 I'll ask a lot about the the promise rings.

10:15 Yeah, I'm asking a ton about the promise rings.

10:15 Yeah, I'm asking a ton about the promise rings.

10:18 Come on.

10:18 Come on.

10:18 Those are for show.

10:18 Those are for show.

10:19 Those are I [laughter] think they've outright said like those were for show.

10:19 Those are I [laughter] think they've outright said like those were for show.

10:22 I think came out and he was like, "Yeah,

10:22 I think came out and he was like, "Yeah,

10:24 I don't think like any of those were real." Who's that?

10:24 I don't think like any of those were real." Who's that?

10:27 Whose voice is that?

10:27 Whose voice is that?

10:29 Who was that by the way?

10:29 Who was that by the way?

10:30 That was Nick Jonas.

10:30 That was Nick Jonas.

10:31 That was Nick Jonas,

10:31 That was Nick Jonas,

10:32 I think.

10:32 I think.

10:32 So

10:32 So

10:33 do his voice again.

10:33 do his voice again.

10:35 I don't think I can redo it.

10:35 I don't think I can redo it.

10:37 Oh, I think he

10:37 Oh, I think he

10:37 All right.

10:37 All right.

10:38 All right.

10:38 All right.

10:38 Give me ask me a question as an interviewer.

10:38 Give me ask me a question as an interviewer.

10:40 I'll be Nick Jonas.

10:40 I'll be Nick Jonas.

10:41 So we see that you guys are wearing promise rings.

10:41 So we see that you guys are wearing promise rings.

10:43 What's that about?

10:43 What's that about?

10:44 Yeah, I mean I like none of the like promise rings are real

10:44 Yeah, I mean I like none of the like promise rings are real

10:50 and and I and listen, Nick, that was him.

10:50 and and I and listen, Nick, that was him.

10:53 That wasn't me.

10:53 That wasn't me.

10:54 Well, you Yeah.

10:54 Well, you Yeah.

10:56 decided to be too forward with Joe Jonas,

10:56 decided to be too forward with Joe Jonas,

10:58 which I would never do, Joe, by the way.

10:58 which I would never do, Joe, by the way.

11:00 That's I took a shot and it is what it is.

11:00 That's I took a shot and it is what it is.

11:04 Shoot for the clouds laying amongst the stars.

11:04 Shoot for the clouds laying amongst the stars.

11:06 Is that what they say?

11:06 Is that what they say?

11:07 Nope.

11:07 Nope.

11:07 It's the opposite.

11:07 It's the opposite.

11:08 Okay, whatever.

11:08 Okay, whatever.

11:09 Or you shoot for the sun, shoot for the moon.

11:09 Or you shoot for the sun, shoot for the moon.

11:11 Shoot for the moon, land amongst the stars.

11:11 Shoot for the moon, land amongst the stars.

11:13 Aren't the stars further away?

11:13 Aren't the stars further away?

11:14 I think they're a lot further away.

11:14 I think they're a lot further away.

11:16 Shoot for the stars, land amongst the clouds.

11:16 Shoot for the stars, land amongst the clouds.

11:22 Actually, a good concept.

11:22 Actually, a good concept.

11:23 You're not getting very far now that I think about it.

11:23 You're not getting very far now that I think about it.

11:25 Like,

11:25 Like,

11:25 well, do you know what it is?

11:25 well, do you know what it is?

11:26 Do you shoot Shoot for the stars, land on the moon?

11:26 Do you shoot Shoot for the stars, land on the moon?

11:28 Something like that.

11:28 Something like that.

11:29 Wait, why?

11:29 Wait, why?

11:29 You're in the same boat as us.

11:29 You're in the same boat as us.

11:31 You said it so definitively.

11:31 You said it so definitively.

11:32 We don't know either.

11:32 We don't know either.

11:32 Why would I want to land on the moon?

11:33 It's a nothing dust rock.

11:35 Yeah, it's high up.

11:37 Yeah, but the STARS ARE HIGHER.

11:39 WAY HIGHER.

11:41 YEAH.

11:41 Come on, brother.

11:42 What are you talking about?

11:43 I I think we can make this uh us more palatable for the Jonas Brothers.

11:47 So, let's start again.

11:49 So, I'll be Joe Jonas.

11:50 How do you think this is gonna go?

11:52 I'll be Joe Jonas and you're going to work through the appropriate way

11:54 to approach because you clearly went in a bit of an aggressive route.

11:58 Yeah.

11:59 And you need to re just two guys hanging out.

12:01 I gave my phone.

12:02 Well, you're not just two guys.

12:03 That's Joe Jonas.

12:04 That's Joe, bro.

12:05 That's burning up,

12:06 bro.

12:06 He's a guy from New Jersey.

12:07 That's DNCE.

12:08 They're from New Jersey, right?

12:09 Cake by the ocean.

12:10 You know,

12:10 Cake by the Ocean.

12:11 They are from New Jersey.

12:12 That's right.

12:13 So, I I got more in LINE WITH THE JONAS

12:14 BROTHERS AGAIN than you cuz I live in New Jersey now.

12:17 This isn't a competition, Frank.

12:18 You're right.

12:18 It's not.

12:19 Where are you at?

12:20 I think you're playing it wrong.

12:21 I I would play it as I don't even want them on the show.

12:23 TELL US.

12:25 TELL US.

12:25 YEAH.

12:26 It's like I DON'T EVEN WANT HOW MANY Can I ask you something?

12:28 How many times have you spoken to Joe Jonas on social media?

12:31 [laughter]

12:32 ONLY ONE OF US HAS JOE BROAD.

12:34 LET'S GET THAT OUT of the way.

12:35 I said his phone number.

12:36 He did.

12:37 I I said that was incorrect.

12:39 It was It was a choice.

12:41 I made a decision.

12:42 So, I'll be Joe Jonas.

12:44 You be you.

12:45 Okay.

12:46 And we're going to work out the appropriate way to approach it.

12:48 One second.

12:49 What were you going to say?

12:50 What's the appropriate thing to do?

12:51 I was just I don't even want them here.

12:53 I don't even want them to come on the show.

12:55 So, how are we gonna get them on the show if that's your attitude?

12:58 Oh, he wants to like bait them.

12:59 He wants to This is what he likes.

13:01 He likes to edge people with this.

13:02 You want to like YOU WANT TO EDRO bait him?

13:05 You want to edge the Jonas Brothers, huh?

13:07 You want to So, I should be like, "Oh, yes.

13:10 What?"

13:11 Yeah.

13:11 Just don't even follow.

13:13 Oh, see, I'm not built like that.

13:14 I'm not built to be that cool like you guys.

13:16 I would just be like, first of all, I did the opposite.

13:19 [laughter]

13:19 Yeah.

13:19 Yeah.

13:19 Yeah.

13:20 So,

13:21 you know what you did do though?

13:22 You know what you did do, though?

13:23 You shoot for the moon.

13:24 Even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars.

13:27 No, you won't.

13:28 That's not how

13:29 That's so stupid.

13:30 Space works.

13:31 I know.

13:31 That's what it is.

13:32 There are no stars between us and the moon.

13:35 Neil Armstrong.

13:36 Neil said that.

13:36 Neil said that.

13:37 What does he know?

13:37 What does he know?

13:38 Neil should know better.

13:38 Neil should know better.

13:39 He's been there.

13:39 He's been there.

13:41 He knows there's no stars.

13:41 He knows there's no stars.

13:42 He's getting up there in age.

13:42 He's getting up there in age.

13:43 Is he even still alive, this guy?

13:43 Is he even still alive, this guy?

13:45 Neil's got to be down in the ground.

13:45 Neil's got to be down in the ground.

13:46 No.

13:46 No.

13:47 Oh, sorry.

13:47 Oh, sorry.

13:47 No.

13:47 No.

13:48 Neil said, "Shoot for the stars,

13:48 Neil said, "Shoot for the stars,

13:49 but if you happen to miss, shoot for the moon instead."

13:49 but if you happen to miss, shoot for the moon instead."

13:52 That's even dumber.

13:52 That's even dumber.

13:53 I mean, if you shoot in one direction, you can hit both potentially.

13:53 I mean, if you shoot in one direction, you can hit both potentially.

13:57 Oh, and the cloud thing.

13:57 Oh, and the cloud thing.

13:58 That was uh Kanye take.

13:58 That was uh Kanye take.

14:00 Oh, you're you've been following him.

14:00 Oh, you're you've been following him.

14:01 What was that?

14:01 What was that?

14:02 Wait, what was that?

14:02 Wait, what was that?

14:03 Shoot for the stars.

14:03 Shoot for the stars.

14:04 So, if you fall, land on a cloud.

14:04 So, if you fall, land on a cloud.

14:05 That was what you said.

14:05 That was what you said.

14:06 You're

14:06 You're

14:07 I didn't say anything.

14:07 I didn't say anything.

14:07 Oh, yeah.

14:07 Oh, yeah.

14:08 That's from a song.

14:08 That's from a song.

14:09 Following Kanye.

14:09 Following Kanye.

14:09 That's a Kanye song.

14:09 That's a Kanye song.

14:10 I didn't That was awesome.

14:10 I didn't That was awesome.

14:11 No, I didn't.

14:11 No, I didn't.

14:12 I didn't.

14:12 I didn't.

14:13 Joey said that one.

14:13 Joey said that one.

14:15 Platform him.

14:15 Platform him.

14:16 [laughter] I think I am going to remove the platform for now.

14:16 [laughter] I think I am going to remove the platform for now.

14:21 Um, uh,

14:21 Um, uh,

14:22 can we do this now?

14:22 can we do this now?

14:23 Can I be Joe Jonas again?

14:23 Can I be Joe Jonas again?

14:26 Yeah.

14:26 Yeah.

14:26 I don't know what you're trying to do.

14:26 I don't know what you're trying to do.

14:28 I'm going to be Joe Jonas.

14:28 I'm going to be Joe Jonas.

14:29 I'm going to say out my I'm going to say my comment on the picture.

14:29 I'm going to say out my I'm going to say my comment on the picture.

14:32 You're going to respond and then you're going to approach me in what would be

14:32 You're going to respond and then you're going to approach me in what would be

14:35 a better way to approach Joe Jonas and the the rest of the Jonas brothers.

14:35 a better way to approach Joe Jonas and the the rest of the Jonas brothers.

14:38 There's three to come on the show.

14:38 There's three to come on the show.

14:40 All right, you ready?

14:40 All right, you ready?

14:42 There's four.

14:42 There's four.

14:43 Well, I mean, there are more brothers, I think.

14:43 Well, I mean, there are more brothers, I think.

14:45 I think the other I forgot the other one's name.

14:45 I think the other I forgot the other one's name.

14:49 Frank,

14:49 Frank,

14:50 more in line with what I have with in common with

14:50 more in line with what I have with in common with

14:53 Franklin, I believe.

14:53 Franklin, I believe.

14:54 Well, that's Oh, it's his name.

14:54 Well, that's Oh, it's his name.

14:56 I almost looked [laughter] up.

14:56 I almost looked [laughter] up.

14:57 I almost looked up.

14:57 I almost looked up.

14:59 Almost.

14:59 Almost.

15:00 But I call SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIS NAME.

15:00 But I call SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIS NAME.

15:01 I WASN'T GOING TO SAY HIS shitty name sucks.

15:01 I WASN'T GOING TO SAY HIS shitty name sucks.

15:03 I was just Wow, that's crazy.

15:03 I was just Wow, that's crazy.

15:04 Franklin, I would never say that about you.

15:04 Franklin, I would never say that about you.

15:06 This guy saying that.

15:06 This guy saying that.

15:06 That's insane.

15:06 That's insane.

15:07 Anytime I hear Franklin, I just think of Oh,

15:07 Anytime I hear Franklin, I just think of Oh,

15:09 neither of you guys have seen Arrested Development.

15:09 neither of you guys have seen Arrested Development.

15:11 God damn it.

15:11 God damn it.

15:11 Well, I think of the turtle.

15:11 Well, I think of the turtle.

15:12 And I [clears throat][ __] with the turtle.

15:12 And I [clears throat][ __] with the turtle.

15:14 Yeah, I didn't like the turtle.

15:14 Yeah, I didn't like the turtle.

15:14 Hey, it's Frank.

15:14 Hey, it's Frank.

15:16 Yeah, whatever.

15:16 Yeah, whatever.

15:17 Um, all right.

15:17 Um, all right.

15:18 I'm Joe Jonas.

15:18 I'm Joe Jonas.

15:21 You say, what do you say in your comment?

15:21 You say, what do you say in your comment?

15:24 You You did the whole like, are we gonna hang out or That's what you did.

15:24 You You did the whole like, are we gonna hang out or That's what you did.

15:29 Yeah, I did.

15:29 Yeah, I did.

15:29 Like, or what, Joe?

15:29 Like, or what, Joe?

15:32 Yeah.

15:32 Yeah.

15:32 So, go ahead and say that part and then I'll be Joe and I'll respond.

15:32 So, go ahead and say that part and then I'll be Joe and I'll respond.

15:36 Are we gonna hang out?

15:36 Are we gonna hang out?

15:38 Yes.

15:38 Yes.

15:38 Okay, I'm done with this.

15:38 Okay, I'm done with this.

15:39 [laughter] That's That's I'm That's I'm sick of this.

15:39 [laughter] That's That's I'm That's I'm sick of this.

15:43 I'm already done.

15:43 I'm already done.

15:44 Point being, you know, just you take your shots,

15:44 Point being, you know, just you take your shots,

15:49 you see where you see what happens.

15:49 you see where you see what happens.

15:50 I mean, we haven't killed it.

15:50 I mean, we haven't killed it.

15:51 We don't know that it's dead.

15:51 We don't know that it's dead.

15:53 Well, it could come in at any time.

15:53 Well, it could come in at any time.

15:54 I mean, here's the thing about the Jonas Brothers.

15:54 I mean, here's the thing about the Jonas Brothers.

15:58 I think that they like doing fun, quirky stuff.

15:58 I think that they like doing fun, quirky stuff.

16:02 Yeah.

16:02 Yeah.

16:01 And I do think at our core, we are fun, quirky guys.

16:01 And I do think at our core, we are fun, quirky guys.

16:06 Okay.

16:06 Okay.

16:06 Like us and them, we all have that in common.

16:06 Like us and them, we all have that in common.

16:08 So, Jonas Brothers,

16:08 So, Jonas Brothers,

16:10 just a just a good East Coast quirk.

16:10 just a just a good East Coast quirk.

16:12 Jonas Brothers, you guys want to You like having fun,

16:12 Jonas Brothers, you guys want to You like having fun,

16:16 you like laughing, you like talking, you like reminiscing.

16:16 you like laughing, you like talking, you like reminiscing.

16:21 That's what we do.

16:21 That's what we do.

16:22 That's what this show is.

16:22 That's what this show is.

16:23 So, this is the Basement Yard's official pitch.

16:23 So, this is the Basement Yard's official pitch.

16:26 Oh, okay.

16:26 Oh, okay.

16:28 We are inviting, rolling out the red carpet,

16:28 We are inviting, rolling out the red carpet,

16:32 the JoRo to the Joe Bros to come be on the basement yard.

16:32 the JoRo to the Joe Bros to come be on the basement yard.

16:38 Yeah, I think it would be a great great episode.

16:38 Yeah, I think it would be a great great episode.

16:42 We can laugh.

16:42 We can laugh.

16:42 We could talk.

16:42 We could talk.

16:43 We could sing.

16:43 We could sing.

16:44 We could just do a whole episode singing.

16:44 We could just do a whole episode singing.

16:45 Hey, there will be singing on and and [laughter] I think it would be

16:45 Hey, there will be singing on and and [laughter] I think it would be

16:48 I think it's going to come out of me and you too.

16:48 I think it's going to come out of me and you too.

16:49 And I think it would be a good time.

16:49 And I think it would be a good time.

16:50 So, listen, Joe Bros.

16:50 So, listen, Joe Bros.

16:52 No pressure on you, but if you don't come, you kind of

16:52 No pressure on you, but if you don't come, you kind of

16:56 you're going to lose all your street appeal.

16:56 you're going to lose all your street appeal.

16:58 Joe, just let me know.

16:58 Joe, just let me know.

16:59 Just text me, bro.

16:59 Just text me, bro.

17:00 It's fine.

17:00 It's fine.

17:00 You'll see.

17:00 You'll see.

17:02 I think it's in there.

17:02 I think it's in there.

17:04 Number's in there.

17:04 Number's in there.

17:04 You know what I'm going to do?

17:04 You know what I'm going to do?

17:05 Yo, you know what I tried to do, too?

17:05 Yo, you know what I tried to do, too?

17:06 Unend it.

17:06 Unend it.

17:07 They don't let you do that on Tik Tok.

17:07 They don't let you do that on Tik Tok.

17:09 I've also never sent a DM on Tik Tok before.

17:09 I've also never sent a DM on Tik Tok before.

17:11 That was my first one.

17:11 That was my first one.

17:13 Oh, for one.

17:13 Oh, for one.

17:14 Uh, and you can't unend it.

17:14 Uh, and you can't unend it.

17:16 So, that Here's what I'm gonna do.

17:16 So, that Here's what I'm gonna do.

17:17 I tried to delete it and it was like delete for you.

17:17 I tried to delete it and it was like delete for you.

17:19 I was like, well, that's not going to do anything.

17:19 I was like, well, that's not going to do anything.

17:21 [laughter] Here's where you messed up.

17:21 [laughter] Here's where you messed up.

17:23 Here's where you messed up.

17:23 Here's where you messed up.

17:25 Oh, I know where I messed up.

17:25 Oh, I know where I messed up.

17:26 There's a clear path that I took.

17:26 There's a clear path that I took.

17:27 You went straight to the top.

17:27 You went straight to the top.

17:30 You tried to you you tried to penetrate

17:30 You tried to you you tried to penetrate

17:32 at the the the the hardest part of a mountain.

17:32 at the the the the hardest part of a mountain.

17:35 I don't like I don't like the term.

17:35 I don't like I don't like the term.

17:36 I'm gonna message Franklin Jonas.

17:36 I'm gonna message Franklin Jonas.

17:39 No, you can't.

17:39 No, you can't.

17:40 No.

17:40 No.

17:40 And I'm gonna get in that way.

17:40 And I'm gonna get in that way.

17:42 I'll be like, "Hey, my buddy messaged your my your brother.

17:42 I'll be like, "Hey, my buddy messaged your my your brother.

17:44 He's a real piece of shit." First of all, that's not good.

17:44 He's a real piece of shit." First of all, that's not good.

17:46 Now we're Now we're double penetrating the [clears throat] brother.

17:46 Now we're Now we're double penetrating the [clears throat] brother.

17:48 I'm looking I'm looking at his follow.

17:48 I'm looking I'm looking at his follow.

17:49 [laughter] So like

17:49 [laughter] So like

17:50 I GUESS I'LL MESSAGE KEVIN.

17:50 I GUESS I'LL MESSAGE KEVIN.

17:51 STOP THIS.

17:51 STOP THIS.

17:54 So Franklin Jonas has uh what is that?

17:54 So Franklin Jonas has uh what is that?

17:58 Uh 603,000 followers.

17:58 Uh 603,000 followers.

18:01 Joe Jonas on Instagram has 12.7.

18:01 Joe Jonas on Instagram has 12.7.

18:04 What's he more likely to see?

18:04 What's he more likely to see?

18:06 Who's more likely to see this?

18:06 Who's more likely to see this?

18:07 I think if we can get in with Franklin I when you just said

18:07 I think if we can get in with Franklin I when you just said

18:11 his name was a piece of[ __] You said that if you [laughter] you said that.

18:11 his name was a piece of[ __] You said that if you [laughter] you said that.

18:16 Why would I insult my own name, dude?

18:16 Why would I insult my own name, dude?

18:18 We got the same name.

18:18 We got the same name.

18:19 If I just like relate to him on a FranktoFrank basis.

18:19 If I just like relate to him on a FranktoFrank basis.

18:22 First of all, this could happen.

18:22 First of all, this could happen.

18:25 This is This is spiraled.

18:25 This is This is spiraled.

18:27 Spiral out.

18:27 Spiral out.

18:28 Spiral up.

18:28 Spiral up.

18:29 Spiral Mountain Banjo Kazouie.

18:29 Spiral Mountain Banjo Kazouie.

18:32 What are these words?

18:32 What are these words?

18:34 What is that?

18:34 What is that?

18:34 The video game.

18:34 The video game.

18:35 Yes.

18:35 Yes.

18:36 I haven't played that in a very long time.

18:36 I haven't played that in a very long time.

18:38 You should play it.

18:38 You should play it.

18:42 Well, I I don't have N64 because it's not 1912.

18:42 Well, I I don't have N64 because it's not 1912.

18:45 I [laughter] do.

18:45 I [laughter] do.

18:46 1912.

18:46 1912.

18:47 1912.

18:47 1912.

18:48 Whenever I think of a year, I always say 1912.

18:48 Whenever I think of a year, I always say 1912.

18:50 Why is that?

18:50 Why is that?

18:51 Well, that's when the Titanic went down.

18:51 Well, that's when the Titanic went down.

18:53 So, obviously, it was a big year.

18:53 So, obviously, it was a big year.

18:54 Was it the 12?

18:55 I thought And the War of 1912.

18:57 What the hell was that?

18:58 It was a war.

18:59 Is that the year the Titanic went down?

19:01 If I got that off rip, I am impressed with myself.

19:03 answered that in the Jeopardy one.

19:05 I think it was 13.

19:06 Am I crazy?

19:08 1912.

19:08 Oh, it was 12.

19:08 If I know I know the years of tragic events.

19:16 Okay.

19:16 Name another one.

19:18 1941.

19:18 Who's that?

19:19 Pearl Harbor.

19:21 Yeah, that was a rough one.

19:23 2001.

19:23 It's also when the Oreo was invented.

19:26 When?

19:27 1912.

19:27 The Oreo was invented.

19:28 Big year for Big Year for Cookie.

19:30 Bad year for ships.

19:32 Bad year for ships.

19:34 Also about to be a good time for everyone.

19:38 The roaring 20s and then a very bad time.

19:40 Yeah, it was a pretty bad time for a lot of people.

19:45 Yeah, a lot of people.

19:45 Which it was, bro.

19:47 What do you think the first Oreo tasted like in 1912?

19:51 Like had to suck.

19:52 I'm not going to say it.

19:53 I don't want to offend Oreo.

19:55 Why?

19:56 They're not even the same people.

19:58 That's fair.

19:59 Probably like real chocolate.

20:01 Yep.

20:01 [laughter] I thought you were going to be offending like 1912 [laughter] just as

20:08 I'm offending current Oreo.

20:10 That's great.

20:11 I love Oreos, don't get me wrong.

20:13 Yeah.

20:13 What is it?

20:14 I don't know.

20:15 I [laughter] don't know what it is.

20:16 It is a brown dust.

20:17 Black dust brown.

20:18 Brother, when was the last time you had an Oreo?

20:20 I mean, it's they're black.

20:22 Jet black.

20:23 Yeah.

20:23 Yeah.

20:23 It is It is very I mean,

20:25 I love an Oreo, though.

20:26 Wait, Oreos were the like were the first big cookie?

20:30 No.

20:30 chocolate chip came on the scene and put their dicks out.

20:33 I mean, when though when the chips ahoy, we got it.

20:36 If we're taking it from What's the best chocolate chip cookie?

20:42 Chocolate chip?

20:43 No, like like a brand that makes chocolate chip cookies.

20:45 What's the best one?

20:46 Oh, I kind of[ __] with Chips Aoy if I'm being honest with you.

20:49 I I do too, but bro, hear me out.

20:51 Are you going with those old ones that are packaged like Famous Amos?

20:55 Yeah.

20:55 Ooh, those are a good[ __] cookie, bro.

20:57 I love Famous anus.

20:58 Famous anus.

20:59 Suck on my anus.

21:01 Amos.

21:01 Amos.

21:01 Not anus.

21:02 I said anus.

21:03 Yeah.

21:03 No.

21:03 No.

21:03 I I I think I stand by.

21:05 I think we

21:07 green tates.

21:09 Mad good.

21:10 YEAH.

21:10 IT'S ALL RIGHT.

21:11 I have peaked I think we peaked at cookies

21:13 when we got or uh chips aoy candy blasts.

21:16 The best.

21:17 But there's other ones out there.

21:19 Oh.

21:19 Oh.

21:19 Oh.

21:19 Oh.

21:19 Oh, the the Sorry.

21:19 Oh, the the Sorry.

21:24 [laughter] I'm sorry.

21:24 [laughter] I'm sorry.

21:25 I'm I'm getting over being sick.

21:25 I'm I'm getting over being sick.

21:29 Okay.

21:29 Okay.

21:29 The[ __] Keebler elf.

21:29 The[ __] Keebler elf.

21:31 They make some pretty good ones.

21:31 They make some pretty good ones.

21:32 Did we say Entmans?

21:32 Did we say Entmans?

21:34 Entimmans.

21:34 Entimmans.

21:34 Ent.

21:34 Ent.

21:35 Entimmans only makes good like coffee cakes.

21:35 Entimmans only makes good like coffee cakes.

21:37 Oh man, those tiny chocolate chips.

21:37 Oh man, those tiny chocolate chips.

21:39 I kind of[ __] with them.

21:39 I kind of[ __] with them.

21:39 Yeah, I used to put them in a bowl.

21:39 Yeah, I used to put them in a bowl.

21:41 Little bites.

21:41 Little bites.

21:43 Don't[ __] it.

21:43 Don't[ __] it.

21:44 Actually, I like those muffins.

21:44 Actually, I like those muffins.

21:45 I mean, we've talked about this and I'll say it again.

21:45 I mean, we've talked about this and I'll say it again.

21:47 The best cookie I've ever had were those ones

21:47 The best cookie I've ever had were those ones

21:49 that you'd get at like an afterchool program

21:49 that you'd get at like an afterchool program

21:51 in the in New York City where it was like

21:51 in the in New York City where it was like

21:53 the cinnamon raisin with like the white frosting on top.

21:53 the cinnamon raisin with like the white frosting on top.

21:56 Yeah.

21:56 Yeah.

21:57 had the uh raisin oat or oatmeal frosted oatmeal cookies or some[ __]

21:57 had the uh raisin oat or oatmeal frosted oatmeal cookies or some[ __]

22:01 Oh, I don't know what they were, but let me tell you,

22:01 Oh, I don't know what they were, but let me tell you,

22:04 another chocolate chip.

22:04 another chocolate chip.

22:05 They sent a message to your parents and told them that it's time for fun.

22:05 They sent a message to your parents and told them that it's time for fun.

22:10 I also all the like cookie companies now

22:10 I also all the like cookie companies now

22:13 that they make like crazy like they're like cakes basically.

22:13 that they make like crazy like they're like cakes basically.

22:16 When they do a chocolate chip cookie, it sucks.

22:16 When they do a chocolate chip cookie, it sucks.

22:18 Like they're they're like cake and like dumbass[ __] that they make that like

22:18 Like they're they're like cake and like dumbass[ __] that they make that like

22:22 when I'm in the mood for a cookie like that, they that's a great job.

22:22 when I'm in the mood for a cookie like that, they that's a great job.

22:25 But the the regular ones that they make, I'm like, gh, you know what sucks?

22:25 But the the regular ones that they make, I'm like, gh, you know what sucks?

22:29 Chocolate chocolate chip cookies.

22:29 Chocolate chocolate chip cookies.

22:32 Too much chocolate.

22:32 Too much chocolate.

22:33 I don't like when people are like triple dark midnight cake.

22:33 I don't like when people are like triple dark midnight cake.

22:36 I'm like, bro, chill.

22:36 I'm like, bro, chill.

22:38 Yeah.

22:38 Yeah.

22:38 I mean, I'm not I'm not a big fan of sponge cake as it is.

22:38 I mean, I'm not I'm not a big fan of sponge cake as it is.

22:41 Oh, I like a sponge.

22:41 Oh, I like a sponge.

22:42 Like a[ __] wet[ __] yo.

22:42 Like a[ __] wet[ __] yo.

22:44 Oh, like a cake.

22:44 Oh, like a cake.

22:45 I want to just press it down and let it spit and squirt, you know?

22:45 I want to just press it down and let it spit and squirt, you know?

22:50 Like a wet ass cake.

22:50 Like a wet ass cake.

22:51 Oh my god.

22:51 Oh my god.

22:52 How do we even unpack that one?

22:52 How do we even unpack that one?

22:53 You ever look at a cake and like you just go like

22:53 You ever look at a cake and like you just go like

22:55 this because you could see the light dancing off of like the sponge part?

22:55 this because you could see the light dancing off of like the sponge part?

22:59 That's my favorite.

22:59 That's my favorite.

22:59 I love a wet ass cake.

22:59 I love a wet ass cake.

23:01 I don't like sponge cake.

23:01 I don't like sponge cake.

23:01 I I don't like a triple chocolate type[ __] though.

23:01 I I don't like a triple chocolate type[ __] though.

23:04 I think sponge cake is overrated.

23:04 I think sponge cake is overrated.

23:05 I think that all sponge cake is the same.

23:05 I think that all sponge cake is the same.

23:08 You've never had a sponge cake and be like that's the best sponge cake.

23:08 You've never had a sponge cake and be like that's the best sponge cake.

23:12 It's all the same.

23:12 It's all the same.

23:12 It's all the same.

23:12 It's all the same.

23:13 They all use box cakes.

23:13 They all use box cakes.

23:15 I mean, it's not all the same because it's there's stuff that you

23:15 I mean, it's not all the same because it's there's stuff that you

23:18 could put in the cake and also the icing is different and flavor different.

23:18 could put in the cake and also the icing is different and flavor different.

23:21 Joey, I'll tell you this.

23:21 Joey, I'll tell you this.

23:23 One of the things I learned from John Bon Joy was that it's all the same.

23:23 One of the things I learned from John Bon Joy was that it's all the same.

23:26 Only the names will change.

23:26 Only the names will change.

23:28 They literally are the exact same cake.

23:28 They literally are the exact same cake.

23:30 They just add different[ __] on top of it and different hats, baby.

23:30 They just add different[ __] on top of it and different hats, baby.

23:34 Yeah, that's every food.

23:34 Yeah, that's every food.

23:38 No cakes.

23:38 No cakes.

23:38 Cakes is all cakes.

23:38 Cakes is all cakes.

23:40 You like ice cream cake?

23:40 You like ice cream cake?

23:42 I do love ice cream cake.

23:42 I do love ice cream cake.

23:43 Don't get me started on that.

23:43 Don't get me started on that.

23:43 That's a different cake.

23:43 That's a different cake.

23:44 No, but it's not sponge cake.

23:44 No, but it's not sponge cake.

23:46 I'm saying all sponge cakes is a spa.

23:46 I'm saying all sponge cakes is a spa.

23:47 It's the same.

23:47 It's the same.

23:48 They don't taste the same.

23:48 They don't taste the same.

23:49 Yes, they do.

23:49 Yes, they do.

23:50 Well, flavors.

23:50 Well, flavors.

23:51 Sometimes they do different flavors and stuff like that.

23:51 Sometimes they do different flavors and stuff like that.

23:53 That would make them different.

23:53 That would make them different.

23:54 No, but it's all the same.

23:54 No, but it's all the same.

23:55 How is that?

23:55 How is that?

23:56 Only the names will change.

23:56 Only the names will change.

23:58 How is it the same if it's different?

23:58 How is it the same if it's different?

24:00 Because it's all from sponge cake.

24:00 Because it's all from sponge cake.

24:02 All cakes are sponge cake except for ice cream cakes,

24:02 All cakes are sponge cake except for ice cream cakes,

24:06 which are they've made their own cakes.

24:06 which are they've made their own cakes.

24:09 I don't even know how to So you

24:09 I don't even know how to So you

24:11 think things that are different flavors are not different?

24:11 think things that are different flavors are not different?

24:14 They are in a little bit of a sense, but they are the same.

24:14 They are in a little bit of a sense, but they are the same.

24:19 It's the same.

24:19 It's the same.

24:20 Why?

24:20 Why?

24:20 I don't even IT'S TRUE.

24:20 I don't even IT'S TRUE.

24:22 IT'S TRUE.

24:22 IT'S TRUE.

24:23 I'M SHOCKED that you don't agree with me on this one.

24:23 I'M SHOCKED that you don't agree with me on this one.

24:25 All cakes are the same.

24:25 All cakes are the same.

24:27 All cakes are the same, but they have a little difference in them.

24:27 All cakes are the same, but they have a little difference in them.

24:29 It's like books.

24:29 It's like books.

24:29 If you read one book, you read them all.

24:29 If you read one book, you read them all.

24:31 All books.

24:31 All books.

24:32 THAT'S EVEN DUMBER THAN WHAT HE SAID.

24:32 THAT'S EVEN DUMBER THAN WHAT HE SAID.

24:33 ALL BOOKS are books.

24:33 ALL BOOKS are books.

24:34 All books are books, but they just have different little words in them,

24:34 All books are books, but they just have different little words in them,

24:37 which would make them different books.

24:37 which would make them different books.

24:39 Am I going insane?

24:39 Am I going insane?

24:40 CALL MY THERAPIST, BOOK A SESSION for today.

24:40 CALL MY THERAPIST, BOOK A SESSION for today.

24:43 But listen to what you said that it makes them different books,

24:43 But listen to what you said that it makes them different books,

24:46 but they're all books.

24:46 but they're all books.

24:48 What point are you making, Frank?

24:48 What point are you making, Frank?

24:49 [laughter] Because that doesn't that doesn't that's not the conversation.

24:49 [laughter] Because that doesn't that doesn't that's not the conversation.

24:52 All books are books.

24:52 All books are books.

24:54 You're okay.

24:54 You're okay.

24:54 All books are books.

24:54 All books are books.

24:55 Are you a dictionary and Harry Potter are books?

24:55 Are you a dictionary and Harry Potter are books?

24:58 They are the same.

24:58 They are the same.

24:59 So then cakes are cakes.

24:59 So then cakes are cakes.

25:00 Yes, that's what I said.

25:00 Yes, that's what I said.

25:01 So ice cream cake is a cake.

25:01 So ice cream cake is a cake.

25:02 No, but ice cream cake is NOT THE SAME CAKE.

25:02 No, but ice cream cake is NOT THE SAME CAKE.

25:04 ICE cream cakes are not cakes.

25:04 ICE cream cakes are not cakes.

25:05 The ice cream cake is only a cake because they

25:05 The ice cream cake is only a cake because they

25:08 are referencing its layering and its presentation for events and celebrations.

25:08 are referencing its layering and its presentation for events and celebrations.

25:13 That's insane.

25:13 That's insane.

25:13 Like a graphic novel.

25:13 Like a graphic novel.

25:15 A graphic novel.

25:15 A graphic novel.

25:16 Exactly.

25:16 Exactly.

25:18 You guys are rage baiting me.

25:18 You guys are rage baiting me.

25:20 No, I'm not.

25:20 No, I'm not.

25:21 I'm being serious.

25:21 I'm being serious.

25:23 All books are books.

25:23 All books are books.

25:23 You're baiting me.

25:23 You're baiting me.

25:24 All books are books.

25:24 All books are books.

25:26 Frankie is a master at it.

25:26 Frankie is a master at it.

25:28 I am not a master baiter.

25:28 I am not a master baiter.

25:30 You guys are rage baiting.

25:30 You guys are rage baiting.

25:31 You like that one?

25:31 You like that one?

25:31 I I need to protect my peace right now

25:31 I I need to protect my peace right now

25:33 with you guys because it's really pissing me off.

25:33 with you guys because it's really pissing me off.

25:34 No, I I I I do think though that all books are the same.

25:34 No, I I I I do think though that all books are the same.

25:40 All books are the same book.

25:40 All books are the same book.

25:41 I mean, there So, the Bible is the same as See, don't uh don't do that.

25:41 I mean, there So, the Bible is the same as See, don't uh don't do that.

25:46 the any other religious book.

25:46 the any other religious book.

25:49 I'm glad he didn't name them because I was I was afraid he was gonna Why?

25:49 I'm glad he didn't name them because I was I was afraid he was gonna Why?

25:52 What's wrong with naming religious books?

25:52 What's wrong with naming religious books?

25:55 Because you're trying to violence bait me.

25:55 Because you're trying to violence bait me.

25:59 What?

25:59 What?

25:58 You're trying to bait the violence against me.

25:58 You're trying to bait the violence against me.

26:03 Sometimes you do this thing [laughter] where you say

26:03 Sometimes you do this thing [laughter] where you say

26:06 a sentence and it means nothing and it just shortcircuits me.

26:06 a sentence and it means nothing and it just shortcircuits me.

26:11 And that was one of them.

26:11 And that was one of them.

26:12 And I'm like, I don't even know what to say to that.

26:12 And I'm like, I don't even know what to say to that.

26:13 [laughter] I got nothing.

26:13 [laughter] I got nothing.

26:15 I mean, we could sword fight.

26:15 I mean, we could sword fight.

26:19 We could sword fight.

26:19 We could sword fight.

26:20 Or we can get to these.

26:20 Or we can get to these.

26:22 Frank, don't do it.

26:22 Frank, don't do it.

26:23 That thing's going to spark like crazy.

26:23 That thing's going to spark like crazy.

26:25 And here we are.

26:25 And here we are.

26:29 You didn't turn You didn't turn it on.

26:29 You didn't turn You didn't turn it on.

26:32 I don't need to turn it on for it to be deadly.

26:32 I don't need to turn it on for it to be deadly.

26:35 Are we still talking about swords here?

26:35 Are we still talking about swords here?

26:38 Good lord.

26:38 Good lord.

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30:45 What's the defense that you're doing?

30:45 What's the defense that you're doing?

30:48 Why would you ever defend like this?

30:48 Why would you ever defend like this?

30:50 Well, your hand was like this and then you had that.

30:50 Well, your hand was like this and then you had that.

30:52 Yeah.

30:52 Yeah.

30:52 Well, I'm using my other energy with this hand to push your energy out.

30:52 Well, I'm using my other energy with this hand to push your energy out.

30:56 I really think I'm gonna do a sword fight with you after this.

30:56 I really think I'm gonna do a sword fight with you after this.

31:01 Me?

31:01 Me?

31:00 Yep.

31:00 Yep.

31:00 Or Ant.

31:00 Or Ant.

31:01 I think Ant would be a good sword fighter.

31:01 I think Ant would be a good sword fighter.

31:03 Are you a good swordsman?

31:03 Are you a good swordsman?

31:04 The best.

31:04 The best.

31:06 That's not confident.

31:06 That's not confident.

31:07 Well, the best sounds intense.

31:07 Well, the best sounds intense.

31:08 Are you bringing that?

31:08 Are you bringing that?

31:10 No, I'll I'll borrow one of the big ones.

31:10 No, I'll I'll borrow one of the big ones.

31:11 Which again, by the way,

31:11 Which again, by the way,

31:12 the fact that you guys do you two got the big

31:12 the fact that you guys do you two got the big

31:14 ones and I got the small ones seems wildly disrespectful.

31:14 ones and I got the small ones seems wildly disrespectful.

31:17 I don't know if you'd be able to handle the ones we have.

31:17 I don't know if you'd be able to handle the ones we have.

31:19 [laughter] You see that[ __] I mean, all right, fine.

31:19 [laughter] You see that[ __] I mean, all right, fine.

31:23 Bring your big one and I'll show you why this little one I don't need a big one.

31:23 Bring your big one and I'll show you why this little one I don't need a big one.

31:26 Okay, this because guess what?

31:26 Okay, this because guess what?

31:28 Might be smaller, but it it's it works.

31:28 Might be smaller, but it it's it works.

31:31 It's just as deadly.

31:31 It's just as deadly.

31:36 Boo.

31:36 Boo.

31:35 It is much bigger.

31:35 It is much bigger.

31:37 Much is a stretch.

31:37 Much is a stretch.

31:38 It's about the same, not it.

31:38 It's about the same, not it.

31:41 Think about it.

31:41 Think about it.

31:43 Yeah, pretty pretty commonly.

31:43 Yeah, pretty pretty commonly.

31:45 Um, I didn't even tell you the other day I had I

31:45 Um, I didn't even tell you the other day I had I

31:48 wanted to pull my hair out because I was in the steam room,

31:48 wanted to pull my hair out because I was in the steam room,

31:52 excuse me, the sauna.

31:52 excuse me, the sauna.

31:54 Uh, and there was a I walked in on like

31:54 Uh, and there was a I walked in on like

31:57 a 65-year-old white woman talking with another person in there.

31:57 a 65-year-old white woman talking with another person in there.

32:01 Co-ed sauna.

32:01 Co-ed sauna.

32:01 It was a co-ed one because the the the the single was out.

32:01 It was a co-ed one because the the the the single was out.

32:05 Yes.

32:05 Yes.

32:07 No.

32:07 No.

32:07 Fully clothed.

32:07 Fully clothed.

32:08 [laughter] Everyone was fully clothed.

32:08 [laughter] Everyone was fully clothed.

32:12 Myself included.

32:12 Myself included.

32:13 [laughter] Okay.

32:13 [laughter] Okay.

32:15 And I walk in and she's talking about she's like, "Yeah, we vacation.

32:15 And I walk in and she's talking about she's like, "Yeah, we vacation.

32:19 I'm not This is exactly how it went." She's like,

32:19 I'm not This is exactly how it went." She's like,

32:21 "I we vacation in Barbados and we love

32:21 "I we vacation in Barbados and we love

32:24 to go down there and live like the locals."

32:24 to go down there and live like the locals."

32:27 And I was like, "Oh,[ __] How is this going to happen?"

32:27 And I was like, "Oh,[ __] How is this going to happen?"

32:30 Yeah.

32:30 Yeah.

32:29 And she was like, "We go down there and we

32:29 And she was like, "We go down there and we

32:31 live like the locals on our catamaran." And I was like,

32:31 live like the locals on our catamaran." And I was like,

32:35 "Okay, well now you lost it."

32:35 "Okay, well now you lost it."

32:37 Wait, is that a boat?

32:37 Wait, is that a boat?

32:39 Yeah.

32:39 Yeah.

32:39 Big.

32:39 Big.

32:39 It's a It's a It's like a rich person.

32:39 It's a It's a It's like a rich person.

32:41 Is that like the like It's got a net in the back or whatever.

32:41 Is that like the like It's got a net in the back or whatever.

32:44 I don't know if there are nets on the back, but you can look up catamaran.

32:44 I don't know if there are nets on the back, but you can look up catamaran.

32:47 Don't ask me to spell.

32:47 Don't ask me to spell.

32:48 I feel like I know what it is.

32:48 I feel like I know what it is.

32:49 Um but then she's like, "Oh, we love living like a local in our catamaran.

32:49 Um but then she's like, "Oh, we love living like a local in our catamaran.

32:52 We eat seafood and then we go and we listen to uh she goes,

32:52 We eat seafood and then we go and we listen to uh she goes,

32:55 "We go listen to live reggae." Reggae reggae.

32:55 "We go listen to live reggae." Reggae reggae.

32:59 And I wanted to pull my hair out and put it down my own throat and choke on it.

32:59 And I wanted to pull my hair out and put it down my own throat and choke on it.

33:03 It was so[ __] bad.

33:03 It was so[ __] bad.

33:05 And she's just doing this like in the she's

33:05 And she's just doing this like in the she's

33:08 like with her friend in this in the sauna.

33:08 like with her friend in this in the sauna.

33:10 She was talking to like another old rich white man.

33:10 She was talking to like another old rich white man.

33:13 It does [snorts] have the the thing.

33:13 It does [snorts] have the the thing.

33:15 Well, not that one.

33:15 Well, not that one.

33:16 But

33:16 But

33:17 I mean

33:17 I mean

33:17 that one does.

33:17 that one does.

33:18 It has the net.

33:18 It has the net.

33:19 Yeah.

33:19 Yeah.

33:19 What is I listen if you can afford it, good for you, Joe.

33:19 What is I listen if you can afford it, good for you, Joe.

33:23 Probably will be there soon if not already there.

33:23 Probably will be there soon if not already there.

33:26 Uh but like it's a cool boat.

33:26 Uh but like it's a cool boat.

33:29 It's cool.

33:29 It's cool.

33:30 I don't[ __] with boats.

33:30 I don't[ __] with boats.

33:32 You don't[ __] with boats.

33:32 You don't[ __] with boats.

33:33 Don't[ __] with boats.

33:33 Don't[ __] with boats.

33:33 Don't[ __] with the ocean.

33:33 Don't[ __] with the ocean.

33:35 You wouldn't get on a boat.

33:35 You wouldn't get on a boat.

33:37 Probably not

33:37 Probably not

33:38 like a yacht party.

33:38 like a yacht party.

33:40 Nah,

33:40 Nah,

33:39 but they don't go like out to the Where do they go?

33:39 but they don't go like out to the Where do they go?

33:43 Before you say anything, where do they go?

33:43 Before you say anything, where do they go?

33:45 Not far from land.

33:45 Not far from land.

33:46 But on what?

33:46 But on what?

33:49 Water,

33:49 Water,

33:50 which you've been on water before.

33:50 which you've been on water before.

33:52 Yeah, lakes.

33:52 Yeah, lakes.

33:53 I'm cool with lakes, brother.

33:53 I'm cool with lakes, brother.

33:54 You don't see yachts on

33:54 You don't see yachts on

33:55 Why are you cool with lakes?

33:55 Why are you cool with lakes?

33:57 Because you have a good understanding of what's

33:57 Because you have a good understanding of what's

33:59 in that lake compared to what's in the ocean.

33:59 in that lake compared to what's in the ocean.

34:02 Because guess what can not get you in a lake?

34:02 Because guess what can not get you in a lake?

34:05 Great whites.

34:05 Great whites.

34:06 Yeah.

34:06 Yeah.

34:07 Yeah.

34:07 Yeah.

34:07 Guess what?

34:07 Guess what?

34:08 You could mostly see the bottom of [snorts] I can't see three inches if

34:08 You could mostly see the bottom of [snorts] I can't see three inches if

34:12 I mean I'm saying like uh but like you could you

34:12 I mean I'm saying like uh but like you could you

34:14 have a sense of like how deep this water is, bro.

34:14 have a sense of like how deep this water is, bro.

34:17 The ocean.

34:17 The ocean.

34:19 What?

34:19 What?

34:19 I feel like you know you never jumped in the ocean off a boat.

34:19 I feel like you know you never jumped in the ocean off a boat.

34:25 Nope.

34:25 Nope.

34:24 No, I have not.

34:24 No, I have not.

34:25 And get watch.

34:25 And get watch.

34:26 I'm going to do you one further.

34:26 I'm going to do you one further.

34:28 Yeah.

34:28 Yeah.

34:27 I ain't going to.

34:27 I ain't going to.

34:30 No.

34:30 No.

34:29 No way, baby.

34:29 No way, baby.

34:30 What if you were in like Europe, like the Mediterranean?

34:30 What if you were in like Europe, like the Mediterranean?

34:33 There's so much cool stuff on land.

34:33 There's so much cool stuff on land.

34:36 Yeah, but I'm saying like if you're on I put my feet in like on the beach where

34:36 Yeah, but I'm saying like if you're on I put my feet in like on the beach where

34:40 I could see my feet and see anything that would approach.

34:40 I could see my feet and see anything that would approach.

34:44 But like if you're telling me we're going I'm not even saying far offshore.

34:44 But like if you're telling me we're going I'm not even saying far offshore.

34:47 You're saying we're going not far.

34:47 You're saying we're going not far.

34:50 Uh uh

34:50 Uh uh

34:51 50 yards.

34:51 50 yards.

34:54 50 49 yards too many, baby.

34:54 50 49 yards too many, baby.

34:55 Let me tell you, I am not doing it.

34:55 Let me tell you, I am not doing it.

34:58 You ever jump in the ocean?

34:58 You ever jump in the ocean?

35:01 I went tubing.

35:01 I went tubing.

35:03 That's pretty far out.

35:03 That's pretty far out.

35:04 In the ocean.

35:04 In the ocean.

35:05 That's crazy.

35:05 That's crazy.

35:05 That's bananas.

35:05 That's bananas.

35:06 That is insane.

35:06 That is insane.

35:07 It's pretty far out.

35:07 It's pretty far out.

35:07 You fall in that, it's a problem.

35:07 You fall in that, it's a problem.

35:09 Wait, you were you were tubing in the ocean?

35:09 Wait, you were you were tubing in the ocean?

35:12 Yeah.

35:12 Yeah.

35:11 The most fun part of tubing is falling off.

35:11 The most fun part of tubing is falling off.

35:14 What's the ocean?

35:14 What's the ocean?

35:15 What ocean?

35:15 What ocean?

35:17 Pacific.

35:17 Pacific.

35:17 I don't

35:17 I don't

35:18 No, but where were you?

35:18 No, but where were you?

35:19 Oh, I went I was in uh Aruba for one.

35:19 Oh, I went I was in uh Aruba for one.

35:23 Aruba.

35:23 Aruba.

35:23 In Sicily for one.

35:23 In Sicily for one.

35:25 Jamaica.

35:25 Jamaica.

35:25 You were tubing in Sicily.

35:25 You were tubing in Sicily.

35:26 They do that.

35:26 They do that.

35:27 Yeah, that was a mistake.

35:27 Yeah, that was a mistake.

35:28 Why?

35:28 Why?

35:28 Why was that a mistake?

35:28 Why was that a mistake?

35:30 Because we saw where we could be going out and in my head I said,

35:30 Because we saw where we could be going out and in my head I said,

35:33 "Well, as long as we're not going past that rock,

35:33 "Well, as long as we're not going past that rock,

35:36 cuz that rock looks really far." And then we

35:36 cuz that rock looks really far." And then we

35:38 went probably 50 yards past it and great whites everywhere.

35:38 went probably 50 yards past it and great whites everywhere.

35:43 Insist like big big great white thing.

35:43 Insist like big big great white thing.

35:45 You're and you're on a tube.

35:45 You're and you're on a tube.

35:47 I'm on a banana boat

35:47 I'm on a banana boat

35:48 and like so

35:48 and like so

35:49 you're on a little banana boat.

35:49 you're on a little banana boat.

35:50 Literally look like a snack.

35:50 Literally look like a snack.

35:51 There's

35:51 There's

35:52 so You're on your on your knees.

35:52 so You're on your on your knees.

35:54 Yep.

35:54 Yep.

35:54 And and there's great white.

35:54 And and there's great white.

35:56 Hold on.

35:56 Hold on.

35:56 banana.

35:56 banana.

35:56 I don't think you've been on a proper banana boat.

35:56 I don't think you've been on a proper banana boat.

35:58 You sit on a banana boat, you straddle it like a giant wang.

35:58 You sit on a banana boat, you straddle it like a giant wang.

36:01 You still straddle like you're you're straddling

36:01 You still straddle like you're you're straddling

36:03 like knee up.

36:03 like knee up.

36:04 No.

36:04 No.

36:05 Yeah.

36:05 Yeah.

36:05 I mean, we the way that we used to ride

36:05 I mean, we the way that we used to ride

36:06 banana boats is you would be on your knees, but like

36:06 banana boats is you would be on your knees, but like

36:09 I I I can't believe I [laughter] did that.

36:09 I I I can't believe I [laughter] did that.

36:11 No way of getting out of this.

36:11 No way of getting out of this.

36:14 Um it was scary.

36:14 Um it was scary.

36:15 I don't But that's crazy because they say like like fluttering

36:15 I don't But that's crazy because they say like like fluttering

36:18 and like making a scene is what attracts sharks because they're like,

36:18 and like making a scene is what attracts sharks because they're like,

36:22 "Oh, something's over there.

36:22 "Oh, something's over there.

36:24 I'm going to go[ __] get it." When when we fell off, I said,

36:24 I'm going to go[ __] get it." When when we fell off, I said,

36:26 "Let me go on first,

36:26 "Let me go on first,

36:28 back on, and I'll help everybody up." I just had to get up there.

36:28 back on, and I'll help everybody up." I just had to get up there.

36:30 Smart man.

36:30 Smart man.

36:31 Yeah.

36:31 Yeah.

36:31 I didn't want to be in that water.

36:31 I didn't want to be in that water.

36:33 Yeah, dude.

36:33 Yeah, dude.

36:34 Cuz that's the hardest part is waiting for them to come back and get you.

36:34 Cuz that's the hardest part is waiting for them to come back and get you.

36:39 That could feel like an eternity.

36:39 That could feel like an eternity.

36:41 Hell no.

36:41 Hell no.

36:42 I'm like, well, so I'm in agreement.

36:42 I'm like, well, so I'm in agreement.

36:45 Like, that's crazy.

36:45 Like, that's crazy.

36:45 I think that's a little nuts, but I I uh when I was in[ __] Mayorca,

36:45 I think that's a little nuts, but I I uh when I was in[ __] Mayorca,

36:51 I I went swimming in like a thing,

36:51 I I went swimming in like a thing,

36:53 but it's like it's open ocean and then there's like a little cove

36:53 but it's like it's open ocean and then there's like a little cove

36:59 and some of it you can touch the bottom and you can see whatever,

36:59 and some of it you can touch the bottom and you can see whatever,

37:02 but then uh somebody had goggles,

37:02 but then uh somebody had goggles,

37:04 so I put the goggles on and there's mad fish everywhere.

37:04 so I put the goggles on and there's mad fish everywhere.

37:07 It's fire.

37:07 It's fire.

37:08 Like, you don't think that's cool to see?

37:08 Like, you don't think that's cool to see?

37:12 No.

37:12 No.

37:12 It's very salty.

37:12 It's very salty.

37:14 Yes.

37:14 Yes.

37:14 Very salty.

37:14 Very salty.

37:15 But

37:15 But

37:15 I do I would go in the Dead Sea.

37:15 I do I would go in the Dead Sea.

37:17 That one I would go into.

37:17 That one I would go into.

37:19 Is there anything in there?

37:19 Is there anything in there?

37:20 No, because the salt content is too high.

37:20 No, because the salt content is too high.

37:22 Literally why they call it a Dead Sea because nothing can live in it.

37:22 Literally why they call it a Dead Sea because nothing can live in it.

37:25 Ah,

37:25 Ah,

37:24 that would be cool cuz you could like float.

37:24 that would be cool cuz you could like float.

37:28 Yeah, it's so salty you can just chill.

37:28 Yeah, it's so salty you can just chill.

37:29 I wonder if you'd be interested in a sensory deprivation tank.

37:29 I wonder if you'd be interested in a sensory deprivation tank.

37:32 Uh people like lose their minds in those things, don't they?

37:32 Uh people like lose their minds in those things, don't they?

37:35 Not that I've heard.

37:35 Not that I've heard.

37:36 You start seeing faces maybe.

37:36 You start seeing faces maybe.

37:37 I definitely like hallucinated a little bit.

37:37 I definitely like hallucinated a little bit.

37:39 What's well hallucinated is like a very aggressive way to say that like

37:39 What's well hallucinated is like a very aggressive way to say that like

37:44 my I'm you're just in complete blackness

37:44 my I'm you're just in complete blackness

37:47 and you're just kind of darkness and like

37:47 and you're just kind of darkness and like

37:50 and you're floating in like salinated water, right?

37:50 and you're floating in like salinated water, right?

37:53 It's Yeah, you're like floating and it's the perfect temperature of your body.

37:53 It's Yeah, you're like floating and it's the perfect temperature of your body.

37:56 So it feels like you're just floating.

37:56 So it feels like you're just floating.

37:58 Is that not terrifying?

37:58 Is that not terrifying?

38:00 Like why are we putting ourselves in these circumstances

38:00 Like why are we putting ourselves in these circumstances

38:02 that are just kind of freaking us out?

38:02 that are just kind of freaking us out?

38:03 I think it's like relaxation.

38:03 I think it's like relaxation.

38:05 Like I find it to be a little relaxing.

38:05 Like I find it to be a little relaxing.

38:07 You both said you hallucinated a little bit.

38:07 You both said you hallucinated a little bit.

38:09 Hallucinated was aggressive.

38:09 Hallucinated was aggressive.

38:10 I meant that like I can kind It felt like I was seeing stuff,

38:10 I meant that like I can kind It felt like I was seeing stuff,

38:13 but not like actual stuff like little things like that.

38:13 but not like actual stuff like little things like that.

38:18 So, it's pitch black and I'm basically floating

38:18 So, it's pitch black and I'm basically floating

38:20 in in nothingness and I can't hear anything.

38:20 in in nothingness and I can't hear anything.

38:23 You

38:23 You

38:23 That's also terrifying because what if I start to drown?

38:23 That's also terrifying because what if I start to drown?

38:27 You're You can't What if they start What if it's like a

38:27 You're You can't What if they start What if it's like a

38:29 if they start filling it up?

38:29 if they start filling it up?

38:30 If they start filling it up with water.

38:30 If they start filling it up with water.

38:32 [laughter]

38:32 [laughter]

38:32 No, you can get out at any time.

38:32 No, you can get out at any time.

38:34 But why?

38:34 But why?

38:35 How?

38:35 How?

38:36 You just sit up and open up the thing.

38:36 You just sit up and open up the thing.

38:38 But what if they someone locks a thing and they start filling it up with water?

38:38 But what if they someone locks a thing and they start filling it up with water?

38:40 Well, you No one can get in your room.

38:40 Well, you No one can get in your room.

38:43 How do you know what?

38:43 How do you know what?

38:44 It's a room, brother.

38:44 It's a room, brother.

38:44 Yes, they can.

38:44 Yes, they can.

38:45 No.

38:45 No.

38:45 So, like you So, the one that I went to, it's like

38:45 So, like you So, the one that I went to, it's like

38:47 you walk into a room and you lock the door behind you.

38:47 you walk into a room and you lock the door behind you.

38:50 You have to take a shower and then you get into the

38:50 You have to take a shower and then you get into the

38:53 I need a shower to get in this water.

38:53 I need a shower to get in this water.

38:55 Yeah, cuz I mean it's, you know, it's a nice thing,

38:55 Yeah, cuz I mean it's, you know, it's a nice thing,

38:58 but like you you you get in and then you close the thing.

38:58 but like you you you get in and then you close the thing.

39:01 There's they also had like a light show or like a guided meditation,

39:01 There's they also had like a light show or like a guided meditation,

39:05 but I was like I just want full nothing.

39:05 but I was like I just want full nothing.

39:08 I I think that like in those moments I mean you

39:08 I I think that like in those moments I mean you

39:12 see how I am when we go into these Airbnbs on tour.

39:12 see how I am when we go into these Airbnbs on tour.

39:14 I lock I like barricade my doors and[ __] like that.

39:14 I lock I like barricade my doors and[ __] like that.

39:16 Like I am fully preparing that like oh someone can come in here

39:16 Like I am fully preparing that like oh someone can come in here

39:19 and just start filling this up with water and then I'm going.

39:19 and just start filling this up with water and then I'm going.

39:22 But they can't like the the water is like this.

39:22 But they can't like the the water is like this.

39:24 It's like being in a tub.

39:24 It's like being in a tub.

39:25 Yeah, but the How big is the enclosure?

39:25 Yeah, but the How big is the enclosure?

39:29 It's it's big enclosure.

39:29 It's it's big enclosure.

39:30 What do you mean?

39:30 What do you mean?

39:31 How big is the enclosure?

39:31 How big is the enclosure?

39:32 Like how much room is between you and the ceiling?

39:32 Like how much room is between you and the ceiling?

39:36 Yeah, you could probably touch it.

39:36 Yeah, you could probably touch it.

39:38 Okay.

39:38 Okay.

39:38 What happens if they start filling it up with water?

39:38 What happens if they start filling it up with water?

39:41 It would like pour like it's not deep.

39:41 It would like pour like it's not deep.

39:44 Like the water is like this deep.

39:44 Like the water is like this deep.

39:45 He's He's not getting me.

39:45 He's He's not getting me.

39:46 That's like you saying like you can't

39:46 That's like you saying like you can't

39:47 How would they get in and start filling it up?

39:47 How would they get in and start filling it up?

39:49 What?

39:49 What?

39:49 I don't know.

39:49 I don't know.

39:50 But I got a thing about this stuff.

39:50 But I got a thing about this stuff.

39:51 But how would that even I'm confused how that's a worry.

39:51 But how would that even I'm confused how that's a worry.

39:53 Listen, it's hard being me and What was that?

39:53 Listen, it's hard being me and What was that?

39:57 [laughter] That was funny.

39:57 [laughter] That was funny.

40:01 I agree.

40:01 I agree.

40:01 What was that?

40:01 What was that?

40:03 I'm just saying maybe there are people out there that want me dead and maybe

40:03 I'm just saying maybe there are people out there that want me dead and maybe

40:05 they could find that I'm in a sensory

40:05 they could find that I'm in a sensory

40:07 deprivation tank and start filling up with water.

40:07 deprivation tank and start filling up with water.

40:09 It's not something that locks.

40:09 It's not something that locks.

40:11 How do you know?

40:11 How do you know?

40:12 I went to it.

40:12 I went to it.

40:14 Have you been [laughter] in one that they're all the same?

40:14 Have you been [laughter] in one that they're all the same?

40:17 Only the names will change.

40:17 Only the names will change.

40:20 Bon Joy's back, baby.

40:20 Bon Joy's back, baby.

40:21 He's back 100%.

40:21 He's back 100%.

40:22 We should go.

40:22 We should go.

40:23 We should do one.

40:23 We should do one.

40:25 Oh,

40:25 Oh,

40:24 they scare me.

40:24 they scare me.

40:25 They really do.

40:25 They really do.

40:26 I'm not kidding.

40:26 I'm not kidding.

40:27 It's a little freaky, but like once you get

40:27 It's a little freaky, but like once you get

40:29 also also massages, I've gotten a couple like 60-minute massages.

40:29 also also massages, I've gotten a couple like 60-minute massages.

40:33 That's terrifying, too.

40:33 That's terrifying, too.

40:35 What?

40:35 What?

40:36 They're kind of scary.

40:36 They're kind of scary.

40:37 You're like super like this person could just like you're relaxing and then

40:37 You're like super like this person could just like you're relaxing and then

40:41 they could just grab a knife and stab you in the back.

40:41 they could just grab a knife and stab you in the back.

40:43 Yeah, that's your whole life.

40:43 Yeah, that's your whole life.

40:45 I know.

40:45 I know.

40:45 It's scary.

40:45 It's scary.

40:46 Like when I get my when I go get

40:46 Like when I get my when I go get

40:48 you thinking about how can you possibly relax during a massage?

40:48 you thinking about how can you possibly relax during a massage?

40:50 Sometimes

40:50 Sometimes

40:51 you're thinking, "Yo, this is going great,

40:51 you're thinking, "Yo, this is going great,

40:53 but if this woman takes a knife and puts it in the back of my scar."

40:53 but if this woman takes a knife and puts it in the back of my scar."

40:56 Yo, when I go to get a haircut now, they'll be like, "Hey,

40:56 Yo, when I go to get a haircut now, they'll be like, "Hey,

40:58 do you mind if I use a straight razor?" I'm like, "Yeah, of course.

40:58 do you mind if I use a straight razor?" I'm like, "Yeah, of course.

41:00 Go ahead." And then I'm like, "Yo,

41:00 Go ahead." And then I'm like, "Yo,

41:01 all they have to do is just go like that." And I'm gone.

41:01 all they have to do is just go like that." And I'm gone.

41:05 It's a wild way to live.

41:05 It's a wild way to live.

41:06 I mean, you need to prepare yourself.

41:06 I mean, you need to prepare yourself.

41:08 How are you preparing for to against a knife attack?

41:08 How are you preparing for to against a knife attack?

41:12 That was a stupid question.

41:12 That was a stupid question.

41:13 Yeah, you know, you just got to keep that thing on you all the time.

41:13 Yeah, you know, you just got to keep that thing on you all the time.

41:16 And I always have that thing on me.

41:16 And I always have that thing on me.

41:18 Um, but you don't have weapons.

41:18 Um, but you don't have weapons.

41:20 You're not a weapons guy.

41:20 You're not a weapons guy.

41:21 I'm not a weapons guy because I have the ultimate weapon.

41:21 I'm not a weapons guy because I have the ultimate weapon.

41:24 You know what do they say?

41:24 You know what do they say?

41:24 The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue can lick them both.

41:24 The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue can lick them both.

41:29 I have never heard that.

41:29 I have never heard that.

41:30 I've said that with much a plum.

41:30 I've said that with much a plum.

41:32 And I'm upset that you guys didn't realize it.

41:32 And I'm upset that you guys didn't realize it.

41:35 The tongue can lick them both.

41:35 The tongue can lick them both.

41:37 The tongue can, but I don't know what that's going to do.

41:37 The tongue can, but I don't know what that's going to do.

41:41 I mean, it's a saying the What does it even mean?

41:41 I mean, it's a saying the What does it even mean?

41:44 Well, because the sword swords are normally what were used to kill people,

41:44 Well, because the sword swords are normally what were used to kill people,

41:49 right?

41:49 right?

41:48 Okay.

41:48 Okay.

41:49 The sword is mighty, but you know what's even mightier than that?

41:49 The sword is mighty, but you know what's even mightier than that?

41:51 The pen.

41:51 The pen.

41:52 The pen.

41:52 The pen.

41:53 The written word.

41:53 The written word.

41:54 It can enact change.

41:54 It can enact change.

41:55 It can enact change.

41:55 It can enact change.

41:56 But guess what can lick them both?

41:56 But guess what can lick them both?

41:58 The tongue.

41:58 The tongue.

42:00 But what does that mean?

42:00 But what does that mean?

42:01 There is a hierarchy to power and and uh you know being able to sway

42:01 There is a hierarchy to power and and uh you know being able to sway

42:09 move the masses.

42:09 move the masses.

42:11 Pen the the the sword could do it.

42:11 Pen the the the sword could do it.

42:13 The pen could do it stronger than the tongue could lick them both.

42:13 The pen could do it stronger than the tongue could lick them both.

42:17 I feel like there's a better way to say that because I

42:17 I feel like there's a better way to say that because I

42:19 feel like if you [clears throat] licked a knife or a sword,

42:19 feel like if you [clears throat] licked a knife or a sword,

42:22 you'd be in for a rough one.

42:22 you'd be in for a rough one.

42:23 That'd be your last lick.

42:23 That'd be your last lick.

42:24 You could lick a sword.

42:24 You could lick a sword.

42:25 Well, bro, the pen is mightier than the sword,

42:25 Well, bro, the pen is mightier than the sword,

42:27 but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.

42:27 but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.

42:30 Is the is the [laughter] Please, please tell me that you made it up.

42:30 Is the is the [laughter] Please, please tell me that you made it up.

42:39 No, I've heard that somewhere.

42:39 No, I've heard that somewhere.

42:40 Can lick them.

42:40 Can lick them.

42:41 I've heard that somewhere.

42:41 I've heard that somewhere.

42:42 Type that in right now.

42:42 Type that in right now.

42:43 If it doesn't show up, I'm literally calling the police.

42:43 If it doesn't show up, I'm literally calling the police.

42:45 That what I that's what I was typing

42:45 That what I that's what I was typing

42:46 in and that's the phrase that kept coming up.

42:46 in and that's the phrase that kept coming up.

42:48 It's close.

42:48 It's close.

42:49 But but no no it is not close.

42:49 But but no no it is not close.

42:52 No.

42:52 No.

42:52 I've heard this.

42:52 I've heard this.

42:53 Don't listen.

42:53 Don't listen.

42:55 Don't full sentence.

42:55 Don't full sentence.

42:56 I did.

42:56 I did.

42:57 Don't do this.

42:57 Don't do this.

42:58 The pen is mightier than the sword.

42:58 The pen is mightier than the sword.

43:00 But the tongue can lick them both.

43:00 But the tongue can lick them both.

43:01 Type that in.

43:01 Type that in.

43:02 If there's zero I've heard that.

43:02 If there's zero I've heard that.

43:05 I've heard it somewhere in your dreams.

43:05 I've heard it somewhere in your dreams.

43:08 No, no, no.

43:08 No, no, no.

43:09 I've heard this.

43:09 I've heard this.

43:10 Let's ask Joe Jonas.

43:10 Let's ask Joe Jonas.

43:11 He's probably texting me.

43:11 He's probably texting me.

43:12 Joe is very He's very Yeah.

43:12 Joe is very He's very Yeah.

43:13 Joe Jones is texting me right now.

43:13 Joe Jones is texting me right now.

43:15 I did have a text from a number that I that I didn't have and it was Verizon.

43:15 I did have a text from a number that I that I didn't have and it was Verizon.

43:20 __] asksholes.

43:20 __] asksholes.

43:21 I have Verizon, too.

43:21 I have Verizon, too.

43:22 I love Verizon.

43:22 I love Verizon.

43:22 [laughter] I'm going to be honest with you.

43:22 [laughter] I'm going to be honest with you.

43:24 I I enjoy it.

43:24 I I enjoy it.

43:25 It's not here.

43:25 It's not here.

43:27 No, there's no way.

43:27 No, there's no way.

43:28 It's just not here.

43:28 It's just not here.

43:29 There's no way.

43:29 There's no way.

43:29 I refuse to believe that.

43:29 I refuse to believe that.

43:31 You're thinking, how could what would the tongue licking a pen or a sword mean?

43:31 You're thinking, how could what would the tongue licking a pen or a sword mean?

43:36 Cuz that doesn't like stop the sword.

43:36 Cuz that doesn't like stop the sword.

43:39 Like

43:39 Like

43:40 I mean, it's just a saying, Joey.

43:40 I mean, it's just a saying, Joey.

43:42 Now I'm panicking over here.

43:42 Now I'm panicking over here.

43:45 [laughter] But the tongue can lick them both.

43:45 [laughter] But the tongue can lick them both.

43:49 [laughter] I hope that you find something.

43:49 [laughter] I hope that you find something.

43:54 I I I I I really hope so.

43:54 I I I I I really hope so.

43:57 I also hope you find something

43:57 I also hope you find something

43:59 from Good Reads.

43:59 from Good Reads.

44:01 Good reads.

44:01 Good reads.

44:02 Marcus Gar Oh, nope.

44:02 Marcus Gar Oh, nope.

44:03 Yeah.

44:03 Yeah.

44:03 Yeah.

44:03 Yeah.

44:03 That's the one.

44:03 That's the one.

44:04 Yep.

44:04 Yep.

44:04 Yep.

44:04 Yep.

44:04 Read that one.

44:04 Read that one.

44:05 Read that one.

44:05 Read that one.

44:06 What does it say?

44:06 What does it say?

44:07 This is the the phrase he's thinking of.

44:07 This is the the phrase he's thinking of.

44:09 It's Marcus Garvey, right?

44:09 It's Marcus Garvey, right?

44:12 Yeah.

44:12 Yeah.

44:12 Yeah.

44:12 Yeah.

44:12 That's what I said.

44:12 That's what I said.

44:14 It's the pen is mightier than the sword,

44:14 It's the pen is mightier than the sword,

44:16 but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.

44:16 but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.

44:19 I I'm telling you, I've heard about the tongue licking.

44:19 I I'm telling you, I've heard about the tongue licking.

44:21 If you took a pen and a sword and you put them together, you can lick them.

44:21 If you took a pen and a sword and you put them together, you can lick them.

44:27 I'm telling you, I didn't make that up.

44:27 I'm telling you, I didn't make that up.

44:29 If I did make that up, that's way better than Marcus Garvey's.

44:29 If I did make that up, that's way better than Marcus Garvey's.

44:32 No, it is.

44:32 No, it is.

44:34 It doesn't make sense.

44:34 It doesn't make sense.

44:35 Yes, it does make sense.

44:35 Yes, it does make sense.

44:37 Like, guess what could lick both the pen and the sword?

44:37 Like, guess what could lick both the pen and the sword?

44:40 The tongue.

44:40 The tongue.

44:40 What good does that do?

44:40 What good does that do?

44:42 It's a It's a It's a euphemism, Joey.

44:42 It's a It's a It's a euphemism, Joey.

44:44 It's symbolic.

44:44 It's symbolic.

44:46 [laughter]

44:46 [laughter]

44:46 It's symbolic.

44:46 It's symbolic.

44:47 I understand that.

44:47 I understand that.

44:48 But like

44:48 But like

44:50 I think if anything, my version of it is way better than Marcus Garvey's.

44:50 I think if anything, my version of it is way better than Marcus Garvey's.

44:53 We know.

44:53 We know.

44:53 I'm just saying.

44:53 I'm just saying.

44:54 We know you think that.

44:54 We know you think that.

44:55 I'm just saying, you know,

44:55 I'm just saying, you know,

44:57 but the tongue can looked both.

44:57 but the tongue can looked both.

44:59 I mean, we have to make posters now.

44:59 I mean, we have to make posters now.

45:01 [laughter] Like that is

45:01 [laughter] Like that is

45:03 I mean is that not I think that's a cool

45:03 I mean is that not I think that's a cool

45:05 just you and like that outfit with an apple and it's just [laughter]

45:05 just you and like that outfit with an apple and it's just [laughter]

45:09 I mean if someone hasn't made that yet I'd be astonished man that is so good.

45:09 I mean if someone hasn't made that yet I'd be astonished man that is so good.

45:13 I do think I mean guys yeah all quotes need to come from somewhere.

45:13 I do think I mean guys yeah all quotes need to come from somewhere.

45:19 Yeah.

45:19 Yeah.

45:19 So like I'm sure when the first time someone said you know the pen

45:19 So like I'm sure when the first time someone said you know the pen

45:23 is mightier than the sword they were just like what what is that?

45:23 is mightier than the sword they were just like what what is that?

45:29 Yeah, that was you.

45:29 Yeah, that was you.

45:30 Well, that's not how it was framed.

45:30 Well, that's not how it was framed.

45:32 You said it's like they say they have said it.

45:32 You said it's like they say they have said it.

45:35 [laughter]

45:35 [laughter]

45:36 They have said it.

45:36 They have said it.

45:38 Dude, this is 2025.

45:38 Dude, this is 2025.

45:39 We have the internet.

45:39 We have the internet.

45:40 That means everything's in there.

45:40 That means everything's in there.

45:42 NO, IT DOESN'T.

45:42 NO, IT DOESN'T.

45:43 NO one said it.

45:43 NO one said it.

45:44 No, it doesn't.

45:44 No, it doesn't.

45:45 There are stories that we have as individuals that have been

45:45 There are stories that we have as individuals that have been

45:47 passed down that are not necessarily on the internet yet, right?

45:47 passed down that are not necessarily on the internet yet, right?

45:50 You know, think of all the

45:50 You know, think of all the

45:52 Maybe your dad Maybe your dad said it and you're like, "Oh, that's

45:52 Maybe your dad Maybe your dad said it and you're like, "Oh, that's

45:54 if my dad said that, right?

45:54 if my dad said that, right?

45:56 He's a genius.

45:56 He's a genius.

45:59 [laughter]

45:59 [laughter]

45:59 However, I can with confidence say he probably didn't and he probably isn't.

45:59 However, I can with confidence say he probably didn't and he probably isn't.

46:03 The tongue can lick them both.

46:03 The tongue can lick them both.

46:06 The tongue can lick everything.

46:06 The tongue can lick everything.

46:07 The tongue can lick everything.

46:07 The tongue can lick everything.

46:08 That's right.

46:08 That's right.

46:09 It's just meant to en encapsulate that the power of good orators.

46:09 It's just meant to en encapsulate that the power of good orators.

46:13 You know, they can go out there with much applom

46:13 You know, they can go out there with much applom

46:16 and they can move people based off of the spoken word.

46:16 and they can move people based off of the spoken word.

46:18 I I think that that is a very clever way

46:18 I I think that that is a very clever way

46:21 to say that and and I'm going to take my victory laps.

46:21 to say that and and I'm going to take my victory laps.

46:24 You should because that that was I'm really glad that we got that on camera.

46:24 You should because that that was I'm really glad that we got that on camera.

46:29 Uh we do have some more sponsors for this show before we move

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46:32 forward with more quotes from our uh you know our resident philosopher here.

46:32 forward with more quotes from our uh you know our resident philosopher here.

46:38 Yes.

46:38 Yes.

46:37 Uh modernday Plato.

46:37 Uh modernday Plato.

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49:00 It's a nice way to start the year.

49:00 It's a nice way to start the year.

49:01 Do you guys have any uh New Year's resolutions?

49:01 Do you guys have any uh New Year's resolutions?

49:05 Uh fix your computer for Yeah, my computer's my computer's panties came off.

49:05 Uh fix your computer for Yeah, my computer's my computer's panties came off.

49:10 You had to go with panties.

49:10 You had to go with panties.

49:12 Panties.

49:12 Panties.

49:13 It was the top, brother.

49:13 It was the top, brother.

49:14 When do you think of panties?

49:14 When do you think of panties?

49:15 What do you see?

49:15 What do you see?

49:19 What do you see?

49:19 What do you see?

49:20 Yeah.

49:20 Yeah.

49:20 I I mean, you're looking You're thinking hard, dude.

49:20 I I mean, you're looking You're thinking hard, dude.

49:22 Don't think too hard.

49:22 Don't think too hard.

49:23 You're thinking real hard.

49:23 You're thinking real hard.

49:24 What do you think of when I say panties?

49:24 What do you think of when I say panties?

49:26 Pink?

49:26 Pink?

49:27 No.

49:27 No.

49:27 Okay.

49:27 Okay.

49:27 Why?

49:27 Why?

49:28 That's [laughter] not I mean, what do they look like?

49:28 That's [laughter] not I mean, what do they look like?

49:32 Pink.

49:32 Pink.

49:33 Yeah.

49:33 Yeah.

49:34 And small lace.

49:34 And small lace.

49:37 Yours [applause] on[ __] fire.

49:37 Yours [applause] on[ __] fire.

49:39 Yeah.

49:39 Yeah.

49:39 the shape.

49:39 the shape.

49:40 I think I think I think panties is more like lace I is not panties.

49:40 I think I think I think panties is more like lace I is not panties.

49:44 Lace is bananas.

49:44 Lace is bananas.

49:45 Lace is not panties.

49:45 Lace is not panties.

49:45 I'm thinking like a cotton blend.

49:45 I'm thinking like a cotton blend.

49:48 Oh, you're thinking a cotton blend.

49:48 Oh, you're thinking a cotton blend.

49:49 I'm thinking like, you know, like polyester.

49:49 I'm thinking like, you know, like polyester.

49:52 Sure, that could be in there, you know,

49:52 Sure, that could be in there, you know,

49:54 but I'm thinking like what what would be like the equivalent to our boxers,

49:54 but I'm thinking like what what would be like the equivalent to our boxers,

49:58 you know, like something a little more comfortable than

49:58 you know, like something a little more comfortable than

50:00 just a[ __] piece of thread in someone's[ __]

50:00 just a[ __] piece of thread in someone's[ __]

50:04 Thongs are thongs.

50:04 Thongs are thongs.

50:05 Yeah, thongs are thongs.

50:05 Yeah, thongs are thongs.

50:06 So, like a panty though, like are you thinking a granny panty?

50:06 So, like a panty though, like are you thinking a granny panty?

50:11 I think I I don't think it's it's as uh you know pronounced as a granny panty.

50:11 I think I I don't think it's it's as uh you know pronounced as a granny panty.

50:16 I think granny panties are a little more loose fitting

50:16 I think granny panties are a little more loose fitting

50:21 and uh uh larger.

50:21 and uh uh larger.

50:23 Yeah,

50:23 Yeah,

50:23 I think these are they cover the whole butt.

50:23 I think these are they cover the whole butt.

50:25 Yeah, I think these are a little more like, you know,

50:25 Yeah, I think these are a little more like, you know,

50:28 pronounced but still sty there's a good mix

50:28 pronounced but still sty there's a good mix

50:32 of like granny panty is going for entirely

50:32 of like granny panty is going for entirely

50:36 it's a diaper

50:36 it's a diaper

50:38 comfort too much on comfort.

50:38 comfort too much on comfort.

50:42 Yeah.

50:42 Yeah.

50:41 A panty is like a mix of comfort and style.

50:41 A panty is like a mix of comfort and style.

50:47 Okay.

50:47 Okay.

50:47 And then a thong is just it doesn't even care about comfort at all.

50:47 And then a thong is just it doesn't even care about comfort at all.

50:51 So,

50:51 So,

50:53 what do [laughter] you think when you think of panties?

50:53 what do [laughter] you think when you think of panties?

50:56 Pink.

50:56 Pink.

50:57 Pink.

50:57 Pink.

50:58 That was great.

50:58 That was great.

50:59 My bad.

50:59 My bad.

50:59 All right.

50:59 All right.

51:00 Yeah.

51:00 Yeah.

51:00 Um, I do I I have some New Year's resolutions.

51:00 Um, I do I I have some New Year's resolutions.

51:03 I think I'm I'm really trying to, you know, be the best version of myself.

51:03 I think I'm I'm really trying to, you know, be the best version of myself.

51:08 I want to,

51:08 I want to,

51:09 you know, be more active and stuff like that.

51:09 you know, be more active and stuff like that.

51:11 The normal stuff.

51:11 The normal stuff.

51:11 I'm pretty basic with my New Year's resolutions every year, you know.

51:11 I'm pretty basic with my New Year's resolutions every year, you know.

51:14 I mean, it's easy because during the holiday season,

51:14 I mean, it's easy because during the holiday season,

51:17 I really commit to being like eating like a piece of[ __]

51:17 I really commit to being like eating like a piece of[ __]

51:20 right?

51:20 right?

51:20 you know, really getting after.

51:20 you know, really getting after.

51:21 I mean, it's all hams and[ __] butter stuff.

51:21 I mean, it's all hams and[ __] butter stuff.

51:24 Had ham yesterday.

51:24 Had ham yesterday.

51:26 My mom made a ham.

51:26 My mom made a ham.

51:27 She made it ham.

51:27 She made it ham.

51:28 Oh god.

51:28 Oh god.

51:29 Hand it up.

51:29 Hand it up.

51:30 Also did a number on the mashed potatoes.

51:30 Also did a number on the mashed potatoes.

51:33 Oo.

51:33 Oo.

51:33 Yeah, dude.

51:33 Yeah, dude.

51:34 She had her world famous broccoli.

51:34 She had her world famous broccoli.

51:36 Did she make the broccoli?

51:36 Did she make the broccoli?

51:37 Yeah, she made the broccoli.

51:37 Yeah, she made the broccoli.

51:38 The broccoli's fantastic also.

51:38 The broccoli's fantastic also.

51:41 Um, but yeah, the[ __] mashed potatoes really threw me.

51:41 Um, but yeah, the[ __] mashed potatoes really threw me.

51:44 I I wasn't expecting that.

51:44 I I wasn't expecting that.

51:45 Are you Is the ham repeating on you today?

51:45 Are you Is the ham repeating on you today?

51:47 Are you feeling it?

51:47 Are you feeling it?

51:48 No, I didn't have that much ham.

51:48 No, I didn't have that much ham.

51:50 How much ham you talking?

51:50 How much ham you talking?

51:53 Like three pieces.

51:53 Like three pieces.

51:54 What size pieces?

51:54 What size pieces?

51:56 Oh, yeah.

51:56 Oh, yeah.

51:56 I didn't get one of the, you know, the big hunks.

51:56 I didn't get one of the, you know, the big hunks.

51:58 Yeah, the hunk of hunk.

51:58 Yeah, the hunk of hunk.

51:59 The hunks are crazy.

51:59 The hunks are crazy.

52:00 And I was like, I just I know too much about the

52:00 And I was like, I just I know too much about the

52:04 You knew sodium.

52:04 You knew sodium.

52:05 Just to be very clear, you knew nothing about ham pre one month ago.

52:05 Just to be very clear, you knew nothing about ham pre one month ago.

52:09 Um, I knew what it tasted like.

52:09 Um, I knew what it tasted like.

52:11 Gotcha.

52:11 Gotcha.

52:11 And that that was

52:11 And that that was

52:12 And you knew it was probably not healthy.

52:12 And you knew it was probably not healthy.

52:13 Yeah.

52:13 Yeah.

52:14 You just didn't know.

52:14 You just didn't know.

52:14 Well, I did know.

52:14 Well, I did know.

52:15 Like I now I know I'm too aware of like the sodiums.

52:15 Like I now I know I'm too aware of like the sodiums.

52:17 I'm like, "Oh, I can't." But like, whatever.

52:17 I'm like, "Oh, I can't." But like, whatever.

52:19 I mean, it's all just drink a lot of water.

52:19 I mean, it's all just drink a lot of water.

52:21 You'll be all right.

52:21 You'll be all right.

52:22 Yeah.

52:22 Yeah.

52:23 Yeah.

52:23 Yeah.

52:23 It's an easy way to fix it.

52:23 It's an easy way to fix it.

52:25 Yeah.

52:25 Yeah.

52:25 Uh, what else did she have?

52:25 Uh, what else did she have?

52:27 I don't even remember.

52:27 I don't even remember.

52:27 But it was a great dinner.

52:27 But it was a great dinner.

52:29 Loved it.

52:29 Loved it.

52:30 Hammed.

52:30 Hammed.

52:30 It also was putting some of the ham juice.

52:30 It also was putting some of the ham juice.

52:35 Uh, and I was dipping my dinner roll in it.

52:35 Uh, and I was dipping my dinner roll in it.

52:38 It's pretty[ __] good.

52:38 It's pretty[ __] good.

52:39 Ham juice doesn't sound Yeah, like the juice.

52:39 Ham juice doesn't sound Yeah, like the juice.

52:41 Oh, like Oh, like the the the the glaze.

52:41 Oh, like Oh, like the the the the glaze.

52:44 Well, it's like a little bit like a juice and you juice.

52:44 Well, it's like a little bit like a juice and you juice.

52:48 You put a you pour it back on your ham.

52:48 You put a you pour it back on your ham.

52:50 It's in a little like genie lamp.

52:50 It's in a little like genie lamp.

52:52 Yeah.

52:52 Yeah.

52:52 You don't do that.

52:52 You don't do that.

52:54 Gravy?

52:54 Gravy?

52:54 It's not gravy.

52:54 It's not gravy.

52:55 Gravy, guys.

52:55 Gravy, guys.

52:56 It's not gravy.

52:56 It's not gravy.

52:58 What?

52:58 What?

52:58 It's like a liquidy.

52:58 It's like a liquidy.

52:58 It's liquidy.

52:58 It's liquidy.

52:59 It's not It's not gravy.

52:59 It's not It's not gravy.

53:00 It's not like a thick

53:00 It's not like a thick

53:01 I don't I can't even tell you.

53:01 I don't I can't even tell you.

53:03 You've never poured anything on a ham?

53:03 You've never poured anything on a ham?

53:05 No, it's baked with a It's It's cooked with a glaze

53:05 No, it's baked with a It's It's cooked with a glaze

53:08 and then you come out and you cut it up and eat it.

53:08 and then you come out and you cut it up and eat it.

53:10 Oh, wow.

53:10 Oh, wow.

53:11 You You do the juice.

53:11 You You do the juice.

53:12 Yeah, I'm juicy.

53:12 Yeah, I'm juicy.

53:13 Yeah, we do juice.

53:13 Yeah, we do juice.

53:13 Just juiced it up.

53:13 Just juiced it up.

53:14 Yeah.

53:14 Yeah.

53:15 There's like a whole My mom has like a little

53:15 There's like a whole My mom has like a little

53:16 thing of juice and we we ladle it on.

53:16 thing of juice and we we ladle it on.

53:19 Yep.

53:19 Yep.

53:20 Juice.

53:20 Juice.

53:19 You do you do the ham.

53:19 You do you do the ham.

53:20 If you if you make a little sandwich with bread,

53:20 If you if you make a little sandwich with bread,

53:22 you put some juice on the bread.

53:22 you put some juice on the bread.

53:26 Juice?

53:26 Juice?

53:25 Yeah.

53:25 Yeah.

53:25 What?

53:25 What?

53:25 I not even ever [clears throat] when you take it out of the thing.

53:25 I not even ever [clears throat] when you take it out of the thing.

53:29 I don't even know.

53:29 I don't even know.

53:30 I I don't know if it's coming out of the ham and it's just in the pan.

53:30 I I don't know if it's coming out of the ham and it's just in the pan.

53:33 I mean, if they're calling it ham juice.

53:33 I mean, if they're calling it ham juice.

53:36 Yeah.

53:36 Yeah.

53:36 I mean, it's for the ham.

53:36 I mean, it's for the ham.

53:38 Yeah.

53:38 Yeah.

53:38 Like it sounds like an uncooked

53:38 Like it sounds like an uncooked

53:42 kind of sanitary nightmare when you say it like that.

53:42 kind of sanitary nightmare when you say it like that.

53:44 Ham.

53:44 Ham.

53:45 Like if I said chicken juice, you'd be like, "Whoa, whoa, hold on."

53:45 Like if I said chicken juice, you'd be like, "Whoa, whoa, hold on."

53:48 No, but that still kind of exists.

53:48 No, but that still kind of exists.

53:50 You know, when you're cooking it and it's in the pot, it's in the pan.

53:50 You know, when you're cooking it and it's in the pot, it's in the pan.

53:52 That's not juice, my guys.

53:52 That's not juice, my guys.

53:53 That's That's like the the the gravy, the oils.

53:53 That's That's like the the the gravy, the oils.

53:58 It's It's definitely not a gravy.

53:58 It's It's definitely not a gravy.

53:59 It's not.

53:59 It's not.

54:00 Yeah.

54:00 Yeah.

54:00 It's not thick to be a gravy.

54:00 It's not thick to be a gravy.

54:02 Not at all.

54:02 Not at all.

54:02 Wrong word.

54:02 Wrong word.

54:03 I

54:03 I

54:04 It's also like see-through.

54:04 It's also like see-through.

54:06 It's reddish.

54:06 It's reddish.

54:07 It's clear.

54:07 It's clear.

54:08 It's not clear.

54:08 It's not clear.

54:10 No.

54:10 No.

54:10 I need to see what the[ __] juices are.

54:10 I need to see what the[ __] juices are.

54:12 Am I

54:12 Am I

54:13 Could you pull up ham juice?

54:13 Could you pull up ham juice?

54:14 This is crazy.

54:14 This is crazy.

54:14 Could you pull up ham juice for me?

54:14 Could you pull up ham juice for me?

54:16 I don't think I mean I I think you'll be able to find it.

54:16 I don't think I mean I I think you'll be able to find it.

54:18 You've never had a ham juice.

54:18 You've never had a ham juice.

54:19 But you know what?

54:19 But you know what?

54:19 You can't find my house.

54:19 You can't find my house.

54:21 You can't find a lot of things on the internet because they didn't have that.

54:21 You can't find a lot of things on the internet because they didn't have that.

54:24 I hope that's like a ham broth.

54:24 I hope that's like a ham broth.

54:25 What the[ __]

54:25 What the[ __]

54:27 What the[ __] is this?

54:27 What the[ __] is this?

54:28 None of this looks particularly like

54:28 None of this looks particularly like

54:29 Should I call my mom and ask her about ham juice?

54:29 Should I call my mom and ask her about ham juice?

54:31 Ask your mom about ham juice.

54:31 Ask your mom about ham juice.

54:32 All right, let call my mom.

54:32 All right, let call my mom.

54:33 Say, mom, what the hell is the ham juice?

54:33 Say, mom, what the hell is the ham juice?

54:35 All right, let me

54:35 All right, let me

54:36 I just I I think like it just like I said, if if I were to say,

54:36 I just I I think like it just like I said, if if I were to say,

54:41 "Here, I got a thing of turkey juice." You'd be like, "What the

54:41 "Here, I got a thing of turkey juice." You'd be like, "What the

54:43 Let's find out what Biz is doing." She better answer.

54:43 Let's find out what Biz is doing." She better answer.

54:48 She better.

54:48 She better.

54:50 Hi, Joey.

54:50 Hi, Joey.

54:51 Hey, mama.

54:51 Hey, mama.

54:52 Hold on.

54:52 Hold on.

54:53 Speaker.

54:53 Speaker.

54:54 Okay.

54:54 Okay.

54:54 Oh, you're on the basementard at the moment.

54:54 Oh, you're on the basementard at the moment.

54:56 I have a question.

54:56 I have a question.

54:57 Hi, Liz.

54:57 Hi, Liz.

54:59 Hold on.

54:59 Hold on.

54:59 I got to turn the meatball.

54:59 I got to turn the meatball.

55:01 Turn the meatball.

55:01 Turn the meatball.

55:02 Turn the meatball.

55:02 Turn the meatball.

55:03 It sounds like you're in the shower.

55:03 It sounds like you're in the shower.

55:04 You got any meatball juice?

55:04 You got any meatball juice?

55:06 Mom, are you kidding me?

55:06 Mom, are you kidding me?

55:09 Whatever.

55:09 Whatever.

55:09 I'm on the basement.

55:09 I'm on the basement.

55:11 [laughter]

55:11 [laughter]

55:13 Where's Keith?

55:13 Where's Keith?

55:15 Mom.

55:15 Mom.

55:15 All right, let me take you off speaker now.

55:15 All right, let me take you off speaker now.

55:18 Okay.

55:18 Okay.

55:19 Hi.

55:19 Hi.

55:20 Hello.

55:20 Hello.

55:20 Said hi.

55:20 Said hi.

55:21 Hi, Liz.

55:21 Hi, Liz.

55:21 Frank says hi.

55:21 Frank says hi.

55:23 Said nothing.

55:23 Said nothing.

55:23 Thank you.

55:23 Thank you.

55:25 So, we're talking about uh yesterday we had ham, right?

55:25 So, we're talking about uh yesterday we had ham, right?

55:30 Uhhuh.

55:30 Uhhuh.

55:30 And now the ju the juice that we put on the ham.

55:30 And now the ju the juice that we put on the ham.

55:33 Ham juice.

55:33 Ham juice.

55:35 Well, okay.

55:35 Well, okay.

55:36 What What is that?

55:36 What What is that?

55:37 Because Frank's never heard of ham juice.

55:37 Because Frank's never heard of ham juice.

55:38 He's never heard of ham juice.

55:38 He's never heard of ham juice.

55:39 It's never been juiced.

55:39 It's never been juiced.

55:40 He's never juiced his ham.

55:40 He's never juiced his ham.

55:42 Well, let me tell you how I make this.

55:42 Well, let me tell you how I make this.

55:44 And it turns into a juice.

55:44 And it turns into a juice.

55:46 It's not juice of the ham.

55:46 It's not juice of the ham.

55:47 Okay.

55:47 Okay.

55:48 That's what I put over it.

55:48 That's what I put over it.

55:49 Like some people glaze a ham.

55:49 Like some people glaze a ham.

55:53 Yeah.

55:53 Yeah.

55:51 But um I put the big ham in the pot in the pan.

55:51 But um I put the big ham in the pot in the pan.

55:56 Then I put mustard.

55:56 Then I put mustard.

55:57 Yeah.

55:57 Yeah.

55:57 Yeah.

55:57 Yeah.

55:58 Then I put a lot of brown sugar.

55:58 Then I put a lot of brown sugar.

56:01 I put the pineapple juice from the can of pineapples

56:01 I put the pineapple juice from the can of pineapples

56:05 that I'm going to put on there.

56:05 that I'm going to put on there.

56:07 And I put What else do I put?

56:07 And I put What else do I put?

56:10 Um, a little bit of ginger ale if they need a little more [laughter]

56:10 Um, a little bit of ginger ale if they need a little more [laughter]

56:15 pancake syrup.

56:15 pancake syrup.

56:16 And

56:16 And

56:17 oh, I mean, don't give this away if we No, but hold on.

56:17 oh, I mean, don't give this away if we No, but hold on.

56:20 So, wait.

56:20 So, wait.

56:21 That's what the juice

56:21 That's what the juice

56:22 like a glaze.

56:22 like a glaze.

56:22 Pancake syrup.

56:22 Pancake syrup.

56:23 When it all melts down and with THE SUGAR, IT'S A GLAZE.

56:23 When it all melts down and with THE SUGAR, IT'S A GLAZE.

56:27 WHATEVER.

56:27 WHATEVER.

56:27 It's like a glaze, but it's more like a a gravy, so to speak.

56:27 It's like a glaze, but it's more like a a gravy, so to speak.

56:32 You know, it's not a gravy, Mom.

56:32 You know, it's not a gravy, Mom.

56:34 Well, we use it.

56:34 Well, we use it.

56:35 You know, you put the ham on your plate and then you put the

56:35 You know, you put the ham on your plate and then you put the

56:38 Yeah, but a gravy is like thick.

56:38 Yeah, but a gravy is like thick.

56:39 It's like a It's like watery.

56:39 It's like a It's like watery.

56:41 But is that that when So,

56:41 But is that that when So,

56:43 the thing that you're dumping You're dumping

56:43 the thing that you're dumping You're dumping

56:45 that on the ham when it's cooking, right?

56:45 that on the ham when it's cooking, right?

56:49 Yeah.

56:49 Yeah.

56:49 No, no.

56:49 No, no.

56:49 I I put it all on and then I put

56:49 I I put it all on and then I put

56:51 it in the oven and forget about it for a couple.

56:51 it in the oven and forget about it for a couple.

56:54 SO SHE GL [laughter] FORGET ABOUT IT.

56:54 SO SHE GL [laughter] FORGET ABOUT IT.

56:57 Thank you so much.

56:57 Thank you so much.

56:58 So she glazes the ham with this concoction [clears throat]

56:58 So she glazes the ham with this concoction [clears throat]

57:02 and then all the clearly like the sugars and stuff bind

57:02 and then all the clearly like the sugars and stuff bind

57:05 and stick to the ham and then the liquid that's left

57:05 and stick to the ham and then the liquid that's left

57:07 she uses to ladle on is kind of like a gravy.

57:07 she uses to ladle on is kind of like a gravy.

57:10 That's what we said.

57:10 That's what we said.

57:10 That's why I'm calling it ham juice.

57:10 That's why I'm calling it ham juice.

57:12 But you said it's but I said it sounds like

57:12 But you said it's but I said it sounds like

57:14 the like the glaze and you were like no it's ham.

57:14 the like the glaze and you were like no it's ham.

57:17 No, you're like you glaze it first.

57:17 No, you're like you glaze it first.

57:18 All right.

57:18 All right.

57:18 I'm I'm going to have a different conversation with Frank.

57:18 I'm I'm going to have a different conversation with Frank.

57:21 You're like this is all that you put on the ham and then it

57:21 You're like this is all that you put on the ham and then it

57:24 kind of gets into the pan and then you pour that into a cup.

57:24 kind of gets into the pan and then you pour that into a cup.

57:27 Yeah.

57:27 Yeah.

57:27 After I take the ham out to slice, I the rest of it I pour into a

57:27 After I take the ham out to slice, I the rest of it I pour into a

57:33 a thing.

57:33 a thing.

57:34 I mean I I could separate, you know, if there's any like real fatty grease.

57:34 I mean I I could separate, you know, if there's any like real fatty grease.

57:38 You know, I could use the gravy separator to get rid of that.

57:38 You know, I could use the gravy separator to get rid of that.

57:41 And then we just pour on the rest.

57:41 And then we just pour on the rest.

57:45 All right.

57:45 All right.

57:45 Well, you answered my question.

57:45 Well, you answered my question.

57:46 Thank you so much.

57:46 Thank you so much.

57:47 Save me some meatballs.

57:47 Save me some meatballs.

57:50 Yes.

57:50 Yes.

57:50 I'm coming over tomorrow, by the way.

57:50 I'm coming over tomorrow, by the way.

57:53 Gotcha.

57:53 Gotcha.

57:53 All right.

57:53 All right.

57:53 I love you.

57:53 I love you.

57:54 All right.

57:54 All right.

57:55 Bye, Liz.

57:55 Bye, Liz.

57:56 Merry Christmas.

57:56 Merry Christmas.

57:56 No, Aunt didn't say anything.

57:56 No, Aunt didn't say anything.

57:57 Merry Christmas.

57:57 Merry Christmas.

57:59 Merry Christmas.

57:59 Merry Christmas.

57:59 [laughter] All right.

57:59 [laughter] All right.

58:00 I'll see you.

58:00 I'll see you.

58:01 Okay.

58:01 Okay.

58:01 Bye.

58:01 Bye.

58:01 Bye.

58:01 Bye.

58:03 Merry Christmas is crazy.

58:03 Merry Christmas is crazy.

58:04 Merry Christmas is crazy.

58:04 Merry Christmas is crazy.

58:05 I apologize about my mom.

58:05 I apologize about my mom.

58:09 No, no, no.

58:09 No, no, no.

58:09 So, I'm right.

58:09 So, I'm right.

58:10 So, I was right this whole time.

58:10 So, I was right this whole time.

58:12 Right or wrong?

58:12 Right or wrong?

58:13 Um, I can I need to hold on to any bit of being right that I can.

58:13 Um, I can I need to hold on to any bit of being right that I can.

58:16 This isn't right or wrong.

58:16 This isn't right or wrong.

58:17 I was saying there is a juice that comes from the ham

58:17 I was saying there is a juice that comes from the ham

58:20 like in the pan and then you ladle it onto your stuff.

58:20 like in the pan and then you ladle it onto your stuff.

58:23 Yeah.

58:23 Yeah.

58:23 But you said I was like, "Oh,

58:23 But you said I was like, "Oh,

58:25 it sounds like it's for like from the glaze." And you said,

58:25 it sounds like it's for like from the glaze." And you said,

58:27 "No, I thought it was

58:27 "No, I thought it was

58:29 the way it sounded the way it sounded." And maybe I'm completely misinterpreting

58:29 the way it sounded the way it sounded." And maybe I'm completely misinterpreting

58:32 it was like it was a separate juice that like your mom like

58:32 it was like it was a separate juice that like your mom like

58:36 Oh, I didn't I I didn't know whether that was right or wrong.

58:36 Oh, I didn't I I didn't know whether that was right or wrong.

58:40 Like I didn't know whether she made it separately,

58:40 Like I didn't know whether she made it separately,

58:42 but I assumed that it came out of the ham.

58:42 but I assumed that it came out of the ham.

58:44 That's why I was like, "How have you never heard of ham juice?

58:44 That's why I was like, "How have you never heard of ham juice?

58:46 I assume it's in the pan.

58:46 I assume it's in the pan.

58:47 Like that's the juice.

58:47 Like that's the juice.

58:48 I I I think we were we kind of were both explaining the same.

58:48 I I I think we were we kind of were both explaining the same.

58:51 You based the you based the ham.

58:51 You based the you based the ham.

58:53 Yes.

58:53 Yes.

58:53 But we were explaining the same things but just

58:53 But we were explaining the same things but just

58:55 in different ways if that makes any sense.

58:55 in different ways if that makes any sense.

58:57 Like we I I I've had ham juice.

58:57 Like we I I I've had ham juice.

59:00 Do you No, but my whole question how

59:00 Do you No, but my whole question how

59:02 this started was do you ladle stuff onto your But that's the question.

59:02 this started was do you ladle stuff onto your But that's the question.

59:06 That's what I'm saying.

59:06 That's what I'm saying.

59:06 Yeah.

59:06 Yeah.

59:07 But then you were saying ham juice and I

59:07 But then you were saying ham juice and I

59:08 was like what the[ __] does this juice come from?

59:08 was like what the[ __] does this juice come from?

59:09 It's the juice for the ham

59:09 It's the juice for the ham

59:10 from your mom glazing the ham.

59:10 from your mom glazing the ham.

59:11 I think we lost when she used the word gravy.

59:11 I think we lost when she used the word gravy.

59:14 Yeah.

59:14 Yeah.

59:14 It's certainly not a gravy.

59:14 It's certainly not a gravy.

59:15 I don't care what she says.

59:15 I don't care what she says.

59:16 [laughter] Like it's not a gravy.

59:16 [laughter] Like it's not a gravy.

59:17 The ginger ale.

59:17 The ginger ale.

59:18 I wrote down the recipe obviously,

59:18 I wrote down the recipe obviously,

59:19 but the ginger ale that was that was surprising.

59:19 but the ginger ale that was that was surprising.

59:22 Oh, my dad like his thing when he's like I want Yeah.

59:22 Oh, my dad like his thing when he's like I want Yeah.

59:25 My dad just the only thing he does

59:25 My dad just the only thing he does

59:27 to his ham is he pours like five cans of Coca-Cola.

59:27 to his ham is he pours like five cans of Coca-Cola.

59:30 I've seen people do that online.

59:30 I've seen people do that online.

59:31 That's a lot of Coca-Cola.

59:31 That's a lot of Coca-Cola.

59:32 I think it's just because of like the sugar.

59:32 I think it's just because of like the sugar.

59:34 Yeah.

59:34 Yeah.

59:35 It basically once you cook it, it just it crystallizes basically.

59:35 It basically once you cook it, it just it crystallizes basically.

59:38 And

59:38 And

59:40 yeah.

59:40 yeah.

59:39 Do you do mustard with your glaze?

59:39 Do you do mustard with your glaze?

59:41 Becca does.

59:41 Becca does.

59:42 Yeah.

59:42 Yeah.

59:42 And you're all right with that.

59:42 And you're all right with that.

59:43 It buries it, right?

59:43 It buries it, right?

59:45 Yeah.

59:45 Yeah.

59:45 Guys, listen.

59:45 Guys, listen.

59:48 We could talk about it.

59:48 We could talk about it.

59:49 I feel like we should myth bust this.

59:49 I feel like we should myth bust this.

59:51 Bust the myth a little.

59:51 Bust the myth a little.

59:53 Yeah.

59:53 Yeah.

59:54 I You got to be open, though.

59:54 I You got to be open, though.

59:55 I'm open.

59:55 I'm open.

59:56 I have had and continue to have

59:56 I have had and continue to have

1:00:00 mustard incorporated into dishes,

1:00:00 mustard incorporated into dishes,

1:00:04 right?

1:00:04 right?

1:00:02 You know, like it's just like hot dog like

1:00:02 You know, like it's just like hot dog like

1:00:06 yellow mustard or brown mustard like on something or like

1:00:06 yellow mustard or brown mustard like on something or like

1:00:10 as a dip or something.

1:00:10 as a dip or something.

1:00:12 No way.

1:00:12 No way.

1:00:14 That's filthy.

1:00:14 That's filthy.

1:00:14 Disgusting.

1:00:14 Disgusting.

1:00:15 I will say not liking honey mustard is very confusing.

1:00:15 I will say not liking honey mustard is very confusing.

1:00:19 I just I It's It's the mustard.

1:00:19 I just I It's It's the mustard.

1:00:21 It's just mustard.

1:00:21 It's just mustard.

1:00:24 Stirred.

1:00:24 Stirred.

1:00:25 Mustard.

1:00:25 Mustard.

1:00:26 Sounds [laughter] like a slur.

1:00:26 Sounds [laughter] like a slur.

1:00:29 Mustard.

1:00:29 Mustard.

1:00:31 Yeah.

1:00:31 Yeah.

1:00:31 I That is disgusting to me.

1:00:31 I That is disgusting to me.

1:00:33 And it doesn't make sense because a lot of people say like,

1:00:33 And it doesn't make sense because a lot of people say like,

1:00:35 "Oh, it's like very vinegary tasting and stuff like that." I love vinegar.

1:00:35 "Oh, it's like very vinegary tasting and stuff like that." I love vinegar.

1:00:40 I don't like mustard.

1:00:40 I don't like mustard.

1:00:42 I wouldn't describe it that I think yellow mustard is like whack.

1:00:42 I wouldn't describe it that I think yellow mustard is like whack.

1:00:44 Well, that's what yellow mustard.

1:00:44 Well, that's what yellow mustard.

1:00:46 What's the one with the little brown beads?

1:00:46 What's the one with the little brown beads?

1:00:48 That's like brown mustard or dijon or anything,

1:00:48 That's like brown mustard or dijon or anything,

1:00:50 but like you know that is you know how they make that?

1:00:50 but like you know that is you know how they make that?

1:00:55 No,

1:00:55 No,

1:00:54 they soak it in like vinegar and then they puree it.

1:00:54 they soak it in like vinegar and then they puree it.

1:00:59 That's it.

1:00:59 That's it.

1:01:00 I believe that's one of the methods.

1:01:00 I believe that's one of the methods.

1:01:02 You know what blew my mind?

1:01:02 You know what blew my mind?

1:01:04 Almond milk is just crushed up almonds.

1:01:04 Almond milk is just crushed up almonds.

1:01:07 Well, they let them soak in water and then they blend them together.

1:01:07 Well, they let them soak in water and then they blend them together.

1:01:10 But isn't that weird?

1:01:10 But isn't that weird?

1:01:11 Uh, you can milk an almond.

1:01:11 Uh, you can milk an almond.

1:01:13 I know.

1:01:13 I know.

1:01:14 I mean, it's it's more like a milk smooth.

1:01:14 I mean, it's it's more like a milk smooth.

1:01:16 It's like an almond smoothie,

1:01:16 It's like an almond smoothie,

1:01:18 but it You know what I'm saying?

1:01:18 but it You know what I'm saying?

1:01:20 I mean, yeah.

1:01:20 I mean, yeah.

1:01:21 I mean, I've seen videos of people making it.

1:01:21 I mean, I've seen videos of people making it.

1:01:22 I'm like, there's got to be more.

1:01:22 I'm like, there's got to be more.

1:01:24 Like, I don't believe this.

1:01:24 Like, I don't believe this.

1:01:26 No.

1:01:26 No.

1:01:26 Almond milk.

1:01:26 Almond milk.

1:01:26 I know it's a good alternative.

1:01:26 I know it's a good alternative.

1:01:29 You've said it in the past and I wanted to strangle you.

1:01:29 You've said it in the past and I wanted to strangle you.

1:01:31 It's not better than whole milk.

1:01:31 It's not better than whole milk.

1:01:33 I said that almond milk was better.

1:01:33 I said that almond milk was better.

1:01:35 Yeah.

1:01:35 Yeah.

1:01:36 You said you prefer the taste, which I have to take your preference

1:01:36 You said you prefer the taste, which I have to take your preference

1:01:40 and destroy it.

1:01:40 and destroy it.

1:01:41 I don't think that [laughter] I don't even remember what whole milk tastes like.

1:01:41 I don't think that [laughter] I don't even remember what whole milk tastes like.

1:01:46 I haven't had it in so long.

1:01:46 I haven't had it in so long.

1:01:48 Delicious.

1:01:48 Delicious.

1:01:48 Let me tell you, brother.

1:01:48 Let me tell you, brother.

1:01:49 Maybe I've had it like in stuff.

1:01:49 Maybe I've had it like in stuff.

1:01:50 Like I'm sure like ice cream has like whole milk in it or something.

1:01:50 Like I'm sure like ice cream has like whole milk in it or something.

1:01:52 Are you an oat milk guy?

1:01:52 Are you an oat milk guy?

1:01:55 No.

1:01:55 No.

1:01:54 Cuz I think oat milk.

1:01:54 Cuz I think oat milk.

1:01:56 I had oat milk one time.

1:01:56 I had oat milk one time.

1:01:57 I put it in a coffee just to like try it and I was like that ruined my coffee.

1:01:57 I put it in a coffee just to like try it and I was like that ruined my coffee.

1:02:01 I've had I've had all cashew, oat milk, hemp milk, almond milk.

1:02:01 I've had I've had all cashew, oat milk, hemp milk, almond milk.

1:02:05 I've only really had almond.

1:02:05 I've only really had almond.

1:02:07 Um it's it's just not milk.

1:02:07 Um it's it's just not milk.

1:02:10 It there like it's like there's no taste or flavoring to it.

1:02:10 It there like it's like there's no taste or flavoring to it.

1:02:13 It's just white.

1:02:13 It's just white.

1:02:14 And

1:02:14 And

1:02:15 I mean sometimes I would get an almond milk that would

1:02:15 I mean sometimes I would get an almond milk that would

1:02:18 have like a vanilla in it and that[ __] is

1:02:18 have like a vanilla in it and that[ __] is

1:02:21 no.

1:02:21 no.

1:02:22 Um

1:02:22 Um

1:02:22 I would eat cereal with that.

1:02:22 I would eat cereal with that.

1:02:23 So the the we are myth busting here.

1:02:23 So the the we are myth busting here.

1:02:26 I I've had and will continue to have mustard incorporated into dishes,

1:02:26 I I've had and will continue to have mustard incorporated into dishes,

1:02:31 but not when it's like a player.

1:02:31 but not when it's like a player.

1:02:34 You know what I'm saying?

1:02:34 You know what I'm saying?

1:02:34 Like not when it's like on the cover of Madden.

1:02:34 Like not when it's like on the cover of Madden.

1:02:37 So like you wouldn't do like a pretzel dipped in like a Dijon.

1:02:37 So like you wouldn't do like a pretzel dipped in like a Dijon.

1:02:41 No way.

1:02:41 No way.

1:02:42 That's crazy.

1:02:42 That's crazy.

1:02:43 But every time we've had Texas barbecue, the like the binder is mustard.

1:02:43 But every time we've had Texas barbecue, the like the binder is mustard.

1:02:50 Yeah.

1:02:50 Yeah.

1:02:49 And like that doesn't bother me at all.

1:02:49 And like that doesn't bother me at all.

1:02:51 There's a ton of other[ __] in there, too.

1:02:51 There's a ton of other[ __] in there, too.

1:02:53 Yeah.

1:02:53 Yeah.

1:02:53 I love when there's like a peppery crust.

1:02:53 I love when there's like a peppery crust.

1:02:57 I'm going to tell you right now,

1:02:57 I'm going to tell you right now,

1:02:58 I recently was thinking about that Texas barbecue we had and man,

1:02:58 I recently was thinking about that Texas barbecue we had and man,

1:03:05 I actually had a very good I went to a steakhouse recently.

1:03:05 I actually had a very good I went to a steakhouse recently.

1:03:08 Oh, yeah.

1:03:08 Oh, yeah.

1:03:09 Now you're speaking my langu.

1:03:09 Now you're speaking my langu.

1:03:10 And it was in Midtown.

1:03:10 And it was in Midtown.

1:03:12 So, finance people, mind you, it's 1:00 p.m.

1:03:12 So, finance people, mind you, it's 1:00 p.m.

1:03:17 Not my idea to go here, obviously, to go to a[ __] steakhouse at 1 p.m.,

1:03:17 Not my idea to go here, obviously, to go to a[ __] steakhouse at 1 p.m.,

1:03:20 but at a at a steakhouse, bunch of finance dudes there, martinis, steaks.

1:03:20 but at a at a steakhouse, bunch of finance dudes there, martinis, steaks.

1:03:26 I'm like, how can I like wouldn't have survived that industry at all?

1:03:26 I'm like, how can I like wouldn't have survived that industry at all?

1:03:32 But they had a bunch of these

1:03:32 But they had a bunch of these

1:03:34 __] peppery crusts on these steaks.

1:03:34 __] peppery crusts on these steaks.

1:03:36 It's so good.

1:03:36 It's so good.

1:03:37 and a lobster mac and cheese that would make you take your head,

1:03:37 and a lobster mac and cheese that would make you take your head,

1:03:40 pull it off, and suck your own wiener.

1:03:40 pull it off, and suck your own wiener.

1:03:42 You don't have the [snorts]

1:03:42 You don't have the [snorts]

1:03:46 like stomach strength for a lot of the best foods.

1:03:46 like stomach strength for a lot of the best foods.

1:03:56 Call my doctor and tell him I don't need one now since you're the one [laughter]

1:03:56 Call my doctor and tell him I don't need one now since you're the one [laughter]

1:04:01 consistently making up stomach issues.

1:04:01 consistently making up stomach issues.

1:04:03 No, but like listen to what you just said.

1:04:03 No, but like listen to what you just said.

1:04:05 That sounds like the best lunch I've ever had.

1:04:05 That sounds like the best lunch I've ever had.

1:04:07 But if you went

1:04:07 But if you went

1:04:08 That's such a heavy thing to eat.

1:04:08 That's such a heavy thing to eat.

1:04:10 Exactly.

1:04:10 Exactly.

1:04:10 If you went and had a lunch that was martinis

1:04:10 If you went and had a lunch that was martinis

1:04:13 and steaks and lobster mac and cheese and throw in dessert,

1:04:13 and steaks and lobster mac and cheese and throw in dessert,

1:04:17 you as Joey, you would need to go lie down.

1:04:17 you as Joey, you would need to go lie down.

1:04:21 No, it's not about that.

1:04:21 No, it's not about that.

1:04:23 It's about like insane.

1:04:23 It's about like insane.

1:04:25 I'd walk out there and I'd be like, "This is quite possibly

1:04:25 I'd walk out there and I'd be like, "This is quite possibly

1:04:29 the most energized I've ever felt in my entire

1:04:29 the most energized I've ever felt in my entire

1:04:31 life." But eating that and then being like,

1:04:31 life." But eating that and then being like,

1:04:34 I'm gonna have a dinner later is crazy to me.

1:04:34 I'm gonna have a dinner later is crazy to me.

1:04:37 Monday to Friday.

1:04:37 Monday to Friday.

1:04:38 I mean, no, doing that every day is that is crazy.

1:04:38 I mean, no, doing that every day is that is crazy.

1:04:41 Yeah, you're sprinting.

1:04:41 Yeah, you're sprinting.

1:04:42 You're for it.

1:04:42 You're for it.

1:04:43 I mean, metabolism, brother.

1:04:43 I mean, metabolism, brother.

1:04:45 Like, I I can eat a big lunch at 1:00 p.m.

1:04:45 Like, I I can eat a big lunch at 1:00 p.m.

1:04:48 a steak, whatever.

1:04:48 a steak, whatever.

1:04:50 And I will be ready for dinner at 5 or six.

1:04:50 And I will be ready for dinner at 5 or six.

1:04:54 That's just it.

1:04:54 That's just it.

1:04:55 It's not like of interest.

1:04:55 It's not like of interest.

1:04:57 Like it feels like that's such a heavy thing.

1:04:57 Like it feels like that's such a heavy thing.

1:04:58 And I think I think that's I think that's also and you

1:04:58 And I think I think that's I think that's also and you

1:05:00 know jokes aside like the whole stomach thing like I think that's

1:05:00 know jokes aside like the whole stomach thing like I think that's

1:05:03 the the difference for you is like you're just like oh I'd rather

1:05:03 the the difference for you is like you're just like oh I'd rather

1:05:05 not eat that and feel a little sluggish but I'm like I don't care.

1:05:05 not eat that and feel a little sluggish but I'm like I don't care.

1:05:10 It just strikes me as a dinner food.

1:05:10 It just strikes me as a dinner food.

1:05:13 Steak like Yeah.

1:05:14 Like that meal.

1:05:15 Steak is universal, baby.

1:05:16 Steak and eggs.

1:05:18 Yeah.

1:05:18 I just You ever had steak and eggs?

1:05:20 I've had it.

1:05:21 It's not It's I definitely wouldn't get that.

1:05:24 Like I feel like my meals need to be like light to heavy.

1:05:31 Really?

1:05:30 Yeah.

1:05:30 Like the lightest stuff in the morning and then

1:05:32 something else and then the dinner one can be whatever, brother.

1:05:36 Not super light, but you know,

1:05:38 every single one of my meals can be like a[ __] full diaper of baby[ __]

1:05:42 I will say when we're on the we're on the road and we stop at a[ __] Bies,

1:05:46 then I'm getting some brisket sandwiches.

1:05:49 Yo,

1:05:48 don't matter what time it is.

1:05:50 Those brisket and egg blew me away.

1:05:52 Shocked me.

1:05:53 I

1:05:54 didn't think it was going to be good at all.

1:05:56 Like that whole experience.

1:05:58 I'm not kidding.

1:05:59 Listen, a lot of people can say a lot of things about America, especially today.

1:06:03 Lord knows I do.

1:06:04 Lord knows you don't.

1:06:08 The like microcosm of like America is Bies.

1:06:15 It is.

1:06:16 That's what people probably view us as.

1:06:17 Yeah.

1:06:17 And and and honestly, I'm not ashamed of that because it's good food.

1:06:21 It's [clears throat] reasonable prices.

1:06:23 It's well- paid employees

1:06:25 and a fat ass wall of jerky and a brother and a beaver.

1:06:29 A wall of jerky.

1:06:30 What about the wall of sodas?

1:06:33 I missed that.

1:06:34 Yo, they had fountain sodas for[ __] days, dude.

1:06:37 Did they?

1:06:38 When we were down there, you didn't see it was called like Big Red.

1:06:42 No, that's like their drink in Texas.

1:06:43 When we were at when we were at the the Pcan Lodge in in Dallas,

1:06:47 which by the way, that was good.

1:06:50 They're[ __] They're like They were like, "Oh,

1:06:52 our drink of choice." Like on the tap, they had two sections for Big Red

1:06:57 and it's just fruit punch soda.

1:07:00 They had a good candy section, too.

1:07:02 Oh, what's that[ __] Beaver tail.

1:07:04 Beaver Crunch.

1:07:05 The Yeah, the[ __] I They're like little corn pops.

1:07:08 Yeah, those things are[ __]

1:07:10 sent you.

1:07:11 I'll tell you right now.

1:07:12 Beaver Beaver[ __] What is it called?

1:07:16 Beaver nuggets.

1:07:16 Bies beaver.

1:07:18 Oh, the beaver nuggets.

1:07:19 Yeah.

1:07:19 What are those called?

1:07:20 Bussy nuggets.

1:07:22 What?

1:07:21 Excuse me?

1:07:22 Busussy.

1:07:23 Bies.

1:07:23 Busussy.

1:07:24 No, it's a beaver nugget.

1:07:27 You know what?

1:07:28 Right.

1:07:28 It's like a [clears throat] sweet little It looks like a corn puff.

1:07:30 Yeah, I Hello.

1:07:33 Yeah.

1:07:33 Beaver nuggets.

1:07:35 Yeah,

1:07:35 that's what it is.

1:07:35 Beaver nuggets.

1:07:36 Corn puff snacks.

1:07:38 That's what I said.

1:07:39 They are so probably not good for you.

1:07:41 I [clears throat] mean, it's like fried.

1:07:43 I think it's just a puff syrup puff.

1:07:47 Yeah.

1:07:46 14 sugars.

1:07:47 Oh,

1:07:48 14 grams of sugar.

1:07:50 Yeah.

1:07:50 And there's 13 serving sizes in the bag.

1:07:53 I ate one.

1:07:54 I ate Well, I didn't eat the whole bag.

1:07:56 Half a bag.

1:07:56 Half a bag.

1:07:56 I ate half a bag in the ride to I don't know, maybe 15 minutes somewhere.

1:07:56 I ate half a bag in the ride to I don't know, maybe 15 minutes somewhere.

1:08:02 That's a big bag, bro.

1:08:02 That's a big bag, bro.

1:08:03 Yeah.

1:08:03 Yeah.

1:08:04 So, no, no, no.

1:08:04 So, no, no, no.

1:08:05 I stopped for my health, not because I needed to.

1:08:05 I stopped for my health, not because I needed to.

1:08:08 Joey, when we got to wherever we were going next,

1:08:08 Joey, when we got to wherever we were going next,

1:08:10 you ran like three quarters of a marathon.

1:08:10 you ran like three quarters of a marathon.

1:08:14 [laughter] So, I got to burn off this bies.

1:08:14 [laughter] So, I got to burn off this bies.

1:08:17 But the Bies.

1:08:17 But the Bies.

1:08:18 Yeah.

1:08:18 Yeah.

1:08:19 [clears throat] You been to a Bies?

1:08:19 [clears throat] You been to a Bies?

1:08:20 Hey, never.

1:08:20 Hey, never.

1:08:21 I mean, we're we're g picky boys.

1:08:21 I mean, we're we're g picky boys.

1:08:23 Picky boys video.

1:08:23 Picky boys video.

1:08:24 You go.

1:08:24 You go.

1:08:24 You go right to Bucky.

1:08:24 You go right to Bucky.

1:08:25 There you go.

1:08:25 There you go.

1:08:26 Could I was sent a B custom the PO box.

1:08:26 Could I was sent a B custom the PO box.

1:08:29 Yeah.

1:08:29 Yeah.

1:08:29 You don't need that.

1:08:29 You don't need that.

1:08:30 That's good.

1:08:30 That's good.

1:08:30 You go to go to this is just document the experience.

1:08:30 You go to go to this is just document the experience.

1:08:33 Look, we're giving you free stuff here, man.

1:08:33 Look, we're giving you free stuff here, man.

1:08:35 This is a great idea.

1:08:35 This is a great idea.

1:08:36 You fly to Texas and then you go to as many buies as you can go to in 24 hours.

1:08:36 You fly to Texas and then you go to as many buies as you can go to in 24 hours.

1:08:41 I mean, that would be that would be it.

1:08:41 I mean, that would be that would be it.

1:08:42 We went to four.

1:08:42 We went to four.

1:08:45 You went to four?

1:08:45 You went to four?

1:08:46 Why?

1:08:46 Why?

1:08:46 We went to 420.

1:08:46 We went to 420.

1:08:47 We drove driving into Houston.

1:08:47 We drove driving into Houston.

1:08:49 Why is a good question.

1:08:49 Why is a good question.

1:08:50 Why or why not?

1:08:50 Why or why not?

1:08:51 I think is the right question.

1:08:51 I think is the right question.

1:08:52 Or or did we know we were doing that is better.

1:08:52 Or or did we know we were doing that is better.

1:08:56 I think the first time so we we talked not talk[ __] but like Zach was just like

1:08:56 I think the first time so we we talked not talk[ __] but like Zach was just like

1:09:00 he was talking it up similar to what we were saying,

1:09:00 he was talking it up similar to what we were saying,

1:09:02 but like he was all about it.

1:09:02 but like he was all about it.

1:09:04 And then on the drive he was like, "Guys,

1:09:04 And then on the drive he was like, "Guys,

1:09:06 we're passing a buck on the drive from Dallas to Houston." And we were like,

1:09:06 we're passing a buck on the drive from Dallas to Houston." And we were like,

1:09:11 "All right, whatever.

1:09:11 "All right, whatever.

1:09:12 Like we'll stop to appease you." We walked in blown away,

1:09:12 Like we'll stop to appease you." We walked in blown away,

1:09:16 bro.

1:09:16 bro.

1:09:16 Blown away.

1:09:16 Blown away.

1:09:16 The brisket's good.

1:09:16 The brisket's good.

1:09:17 It was HOT BRISKET ON THE BOARD.

1:09:17 It was HOT BRISKET ON THE BOARD.

1:09:19 It was a fourhour drive or three and a half hours.

1:09:19 It was a fourhour drive or three and a half hours.

1:09:22 What was it?

1:09:22 What was it?

1:09:23 I don't know.

1:09:23 I don't know.

1:09:24 We stopped at another one.

1:09:24 We stopped at another one.

1:09:26 Yeah.

1:09:26 Yeah.

1:09:26 And not like a, oh, Frankie needs to stop.

1:09:26 And not like a, oh, Frankie needs to stop.

1:09:28 It was like everyone's just like,

1:09:28 It was like everyone's just like,

1:09:30 where is it?

1:09:30 where is it?

1:09:31 All right.

1:09:31 All right.

1:09:31 There's another one coming up.

1:09:31 There's another one coming up.

1:09:32 And then two more.

1:09:32 And then two more.

1:09:33 And then leaving Houston to to go to Austin.

1:09:33 And then leaving Houston to to go to Austin.

1:09:39 Yeah.

1:09:39 Yeah.

1:09:38 Two more.

1:09:38 Two more.

1:09:40 Okay.

1:09:40 Okay.

1:09:41 And it and I don't think that we realized

1:09:41 And it and I don't think that we realized

1:09:43 that we had done that until it was over.

1:09:43 that we had done that until it was over.

1:09:45 I mean like we just did four.

1:09:45 I mean like we just did four.

1:09:48 So it became a problem when like the next morning

1:09:48 So it became a problem when like the next morning

1:09:51 we were just like we'll just go to Bies for breakfast.

1:09:51 we were just like we'll just go to Bies for breakfast.

1:09:54 Yeah.

1:09:54 Yeah.

1:09:54 I would have if they had one up here.

1:09:54 I would have if they had one up here.

1:09:56 I'm telling you, dude.

1:09:56 I'm telling you, dude.

1:09:57 Yo, I'm letting you know right now that's one

1:09:57 Yo, I'm letting you know right now that's one

1:09:59 of those places I'm driving and experiencing traffic to go and experience.

1:09:59 of those places I'm driving and experiencing traffic to go and experience.

1:10:03 [laughter] Like

1:10:03 [laughter] Like

1:10:04 you you should do that though.

1:10:04 you you should do that though.

1:10:05 That's a funny video.

1:10:05 That's a funny video.

1:10:05 [clears throat]

1:10:05 [clears throat]

1:10:06 All right.

1:10:06 All right.

1:10:06 Because you guys did it for you did it for the Rainforest Cafe.

1:10:06 Because you guys did it for you did it for the Rainforest Cafe.

1:10:09 We did at uh hitting a buck, right?

1:10:09 We did at uh hitting a buck, right?

1:10:13 Yeah.

1:10:13 Yeah.

1:10:13 Minneapolis.

1:10:13 Minneapolis.

1:10:14 I spun a wheel.

1:10:14 I spun a wheel.

1:10:15 If you find an area where there's like enough like within a, you know,

1:10:15 If you find an area where there's like enough like within a, you know,

1:10:21 reasonable driving distance, you could probably hit a bunch.

1:10:21 reasonable driving distance, you could probably hit a bunch.

1:10:23 I'm sure.

1:10:23 I'm sure.

1:10:24 Like I think there's one in Florida.

1:10:24 Like I think there's one in Florida.

1:10:26 It's which is an easier drive than I mean easier fly than uh than Texas.

1:10:26 It's which is an easier drive than I mean easier fly than uh than Texas.

1:10:31 Also great bathrooms.

1:10:31 Also great bathrooms.

1:10:33 They clean.

1:10:33 They clean.

1:10:34 Oh, literally award-winning bathrooms.

1:10:34 Oh, literally award-winning bathrooms.

1:10:36 Yeah.

1:10:36 Yeah.

1:10:36 Award-winning.

1:10:36 Award-winning.

1:10:38 Yes.

1:10:38 Yes.

1:10:38 They got recognized by like, you know,

1:10:38 They got recognized by like, you know,

1:10:40 like rest stop daily or something like that.

1:10:40 like rest stop daily or something like that.

1:10:43 Like a Michelin star outside the They have a car wash.

1:10:43 Like a Michelin star outside the They have a car wash.

1:10:47 They have a a lot of different like gas pumps.

1:10:47 They have a a lot of different like gas pumps.

1:10:50 So like they're there for the peep for the people.

1:10:50 So like they're there for the peep for the people.

1:10:53 I am looking up uh the closest bies for you.

1:10:53 I am looking up uh the closest bies for you.

1:10:55 The closest one is in like Tennessee, I think.

1:10:55 The closest one is in like Tennessee, I think.

1:10:57 But every 15 minutes is there a thunderstorm?

1:10:57 But every 15 minutes is there a thunderstorm?

1:11:01 Every 15 minutes there's a thunderstorm in[ __] Rainforest Cafe.

1:11:01 Every 15 minutes there's a thunderstorm in[ __] Rainforest Cafe.

1:11:06 Yeah, that sucks.

1:11:06 Yeah, that sucks.

1:11:06 No one cares about it.

1:11:06 No one cares about it.

1:11:07 Is it just lightning and nothing?

1:11:07 Is it just lightning and nothing?

1:11:09 Yeah, the animals.

1:11:09 Yeah, the animals.

1:11:09 The closest Bies is in Florence, South Carolina.

1:11:09 The closest Bies is in Florence, South Carolina.

1:11:15 Ah, and it is a Let's say we were to drive from here.

1:11:15 Ah, and it is a Let's say we were to drive from here.

1:11:17 Let's say we were to drive from right here.

1:11:17 Let's say we were to drive from right here.

1:11:20 That's a It's a bit of a drive.

1:11:20 That's a It's a bit of a drive.

1:11:22 9 10 10 and a half.

1:11:22 9 10 10 and a half.

1:11:26 Yeah.

1:11:26 Yeah.

1:11:25 But that flight is like our buck 20.

1:11:25 But that flight is like our buck 20.

1:11:28 Yeah, if that.

1:11:28 Yeah, if that.

1:11:32 Dude, seeing if I could hit 10 buckies in 24 hours, bro.

1:11:32 Dude, seeing if I could hit 10 buckies in 24 hours, bro.

1:11:35 Or is that too easy?

1:11:35 Or is that too easy?

1:11:35 with enough enthusiasm and gas.

1:11:35 with enough enthusiasm and gas.

1:11:38 Yeah.

1:11:38 Yeah.

1:11:38 All right.

1:11:38 All right.

1:11:39 I mean, I don't even know if that's true, but it would be something.

1:11:39 I mean, I don't even know if that's true, but it would be something.

1:11:42 But you got to get a brisket sandwich every time.

1:11:42 But you got to get a brisket sandwich every time.

1:11:44 Yeah.

1:11:44 Yeah.

1:11:44 It's It's really I'm not even kidding.

1:11:44 It's It's really I'm not even kidding.

1:11:46 Like or some jerky.

1:11:46 Like or some jerky.

1:11:47 Definitely some beef nuggets.

1:11:47 Definitely some beef nuggets.

1:11:48 Now it sounds like something I send Danny to do.

1:11:48 Now it sounds like something I send Danny to do.

1:11:50 Yeah.

1:11:50 Yeah.

1:11:50 I mean, Danny would probably rip that place to shreds.

1:11:50 I mean, Danny would probably rip that place to shreds.

1:11:53 [laughter] Place is amazing.

1:11:53 [laughter] Place is amazing.

1:11:56 And I'm I'm gonna find a way to get back there soon.

1:11:56 And I'm I'm gonna find a way to get back there soon.

1:12:00 I saw a bird in one.

1:12:00 I saw a bird in one.

1:12:02 That's cool.

1:12:02 That's cool.

1:12:03 Yeah.

1:12:03 Yeah.

1:12:03 He just was like walking in and out

1:12:03 He just was like walking in and out

1:12:05 near the exit because he knows what's going on.

1:12:05 near the exit because he knows what's going on.

1:12:07 What kind of bird?

1:12:07 What kind of bird?

1:12:08 It was like a pigeon.

1:12:08 It was like a pigeon.

1:12:09 That's cool.

1:12:09 That's cool.

1:12:09 But he was just like, you know, like I know there's brisket in here.

1:12:09 But he was just like, you know, like I know there's brisket in here.

1:12:13 I mean, [laughter] if if you're a b a bird, the place to live is bies.

1:12:13 I mean, [laughter] if if you're a b a bird, the place to live is bies.

1:12:17 Yeah.

1:12:17 Yeah.

1:12:18 You know, you gota you got to commit to it.

1:12:18 You know, you gota you got to commit to it.

1:12:21 It's a lot of bang for your buck.

1:12:21 It's a lot of bang for your buck.

1:12:23 I mean, I Oh my god, I didn't realize I said that.

1:12:23 I mean, I Oh my god, I didn't realize I said that.

1:12:26 Look at that.

1:12:26 Look at that.

1:12:27 Bies, hire the guy.

1:12:27 Bies, hire the guy.

1:12:29 Let's get a brand new Yo, you think Bies will be a sponsor?

1:12:29 Let's get a brand new Yo, you think Bies will be a sponsor?

1:12:33 No, I don't think they need any more marketing.

1:12:33 No, I don't think they need any more marketing.

1:12:37 Like people, it's like a mythological like creature.

1:12:37 Like people, it's like a mythological like creature.

1:12:41 Why don't we start a Bies up here?

1:12:41 Why don't we start a Bies up here?

1:12:44 It's privately owned.

1:12:44 It's privately owned.

1:12:45 But can we be like franchises?

1:12:45 But can we be like franchises?

1:12:48 No, because it's privately owned.

1:12:48 No, because it's privately owned.

1:12:49 So like hit up Mr.

1:12:49 So like hit up Mr.

1:12:50 and Mrs.

1:12:50 and Mrs.

1:12:51 Bucky and be like, "Listen, my name is Joe Sagato.

1:12:51 Bucky and be like, "Listen, my name is Joe Sagato.

1:12:55 You might have recognized me from my friend Joe Jonas." My friend Joe Jonas.

1:12:55 You might have recognized me from my friend Joe Jonas." My friend Joe Jonas.

1:13:01 Uh people of the uh people of Walmart uh version 28

1:13:01 Uh people of the uh people of Walmart uh version 28

1:13:06 uh and co-host of the wildly popular and incredibly funny basement yard.

1:13:06 uh and co-host of the wildly popular and incredibly funny basement yard.

1:13:12 I am looking to expand my business empire.

1:13:12 I am looking to expand my business empire.

1:13:15 [snorts] Now, the best way to do that would be gas station.

1:13:15 [snorts] Now, the best way to do that would be gas station.

1:13:20 Gas station to bring an iconic piece of the United States to the Northeast.

1:13:20 Gas station to bring an iconic piece of the United States to the Northeast.

1:13:28 Yeah.

1:13:28 Yeah.

1:13:28 let me introduce you to pull a big like

1:13:28 let me introduce you to pull a big like

1:13:32 like a sheet and you would have like a model,

1:13:32 like a sheet and you would have like a model,

1:13:34 you know how they do that in those like movies and stuff like that and be like

1:13:34 you know how they do that in those like movies and stuff like that and be like

1:13:39 Bies of New York and it would be a[ __] one city block in Manhattan and it's

1:13:39 Bies of New York and it would be a[ __] one city block in Manhattan and it's

1:13:48 a Bies and it's a five foot tall no fivetory tall BIES five foot tall Bies Why?

1:13:48 a Bies and it's a five foot tall no fivetory tall BIES five foot tall Bies Why?

1:13:58 You know how if you own that land, why even open it?

1:13:58 You know how if you own that land, why even open it?

1:14:00 Just the land is worth more at that point.

1:14:00 Just the land is worth more at that point.

1:14:03 He's not thinking.

1:14:03 He's not thinking.

1:14:03 Got it.

1:14:03 Got it.

1:14:04 Yeah.

1:14:04 Yeah.

1:14:04 Yeah.

1:14:04 Yeah.

1:14:04 I'm not.

1:14:04 I'm not.

1:14:06 You know how like the like the garages in Manhattan

1:14:06 You know how like the like the garages in Manhattan

1:14:09 have like the garage the bottom part is the parking garage.

1:14:09 have like the garage the bottom part is the parking garage.

1:14:13 Uhhuh.

1:14:13 Uhhuh.

1:14:13 The bottom part will be all the gas station pumps.

1:14:13 The bottom part will be all the gas station pumps.

1:14:17 Yeah.

1:14:17 Yeah.

1:14:16 First level B brisket.

1:14:16 First level B brisket.

1:14:20 Second level merch.

1:14:20 Second level merch.

1:14:22 Third level executive offices.

1:14:22 Third level executive offices.

1:14:25 Fourth and fifth hotel rooms.

1:14:25 Fourth and fifth hotel rooms.

1:14:29 Bies themed hotel rooms.

1:14:29 Bies themed hotel rooms.

1:14:32 Can we have an indoor pool on the roof?

1:14:32 Can we have an indoor pool on the roof?

1:14:35 That's not indoor.

1:14:35 That's not indoor.

1:14:37 On the roof in a bubble.

1:14:37 On the roof in a bubble.

1:14:39 Okay.

1:14:39 Okay.

1:14:39 But the bubble is shaped like Bucky the Beaver.

1:14:39 But the bubble is shaped like Bucky the Beaver.

1:14:42 I'm in.

1:14:42 I'm in.

1:14:43 I whenever I have these business ideas,

1:14:43 I whenever I have these business ideas,

1:14:45 I I surprise myself with how good they are.

1:14:45 I I surprise myself with how good they are.

1:14:49 Yeah, me too.

1:14:49 Yeah, me too.

1:14:50 [laughter] I'm so surprised.

1:14:50 [laughter] I'm so surprised.

1:14:52 But All that to say,

1:14:52 But All that to say,

1:14:56 it's a lovely gas station and we're big fans and I really would

1:14:56 it's a lovely gas station and we're big fans and I really would

1:15:00 I really honestly think it's one of the best breakfast sandwiches I've ever had.

1:15:00 I really honestly think it's one of the best breakfast sandwiches I've ever had.

1:15:05 Like it's definitely within my top five.

1:15:05 Like it's definitely within my top five.

1:15:08 Definitely is crazy.

1:15:08 Definitely is crazy.

1:15:09 Top seven, though, for sure.

1:15:09 Top seven, though, for sure.

1:15:11 Doesn't top seven just mean it's seventh?

1:15:11 Doesn't top seven just mean it's seventh?

1:15:13 It could be five to seven, you know.

1:15:13 It could be five to seven, you know.

1:15:16 I would say top five.

1:15:16 I would say top five.

1:15:17 The the the egg and brisket breakfast burrito, whatever that was.

1:15:17 The the the egg and brisket breakfast burrito, whatever that was.

1:15:21 Good, bro.

1:15:21 Good, bro.

1:15:22 It's [clears throat] good.

1:15:22 It's [clears throat] good.

1:15:23 And like, yo, you know how I feel about flour tortillas.

1:15:23 And like, yo, you know how I feel about flour tortillas.

1:15:27 It was a perfectly cooked flour tortilla.

1:15:27 It was a perfectly cooked flour tortilla.

1:15:29 I got mine in a bun.

1:15:29 I got mine in a bun.

1:15:32 Perfect.

1:15:32 Perfect.

1:15:33 So good.

1:15:33 So good.

1:15:34 Anyway, that's all we have for you today.

1:15:34 Anyway, that's all we have for you today.

1:15:37 Uh oh, wait.

1:15:37 Uh oh, wait.

1:15:38 This is the first episode of the new year.

1:15:38 This is the first episode of the new year.

1:15:39 So, welcome to 2026.

1:15:39 So, welcome to 2026.

1:15:41 Yes.

1:15:41 Yes.

1:15:42 Happy New Year and stuff.

1:15:42 Happy New Year and stuff.

1:15:44 Happy New Year.

1:15:44 Happy New Year.

1:15:46 Yay.

1:15:46 Yay.

1:15:46 We started talk we tried talking about our resolutions.

1:15:46 We started talk we tried talking about our resolutions.

1:15:48 I want to call you a bitchless.

1:15:48 I want to call you a bitchless.

1:15:50 That's what I That's one of my ones I want to say.

1:15:50 That's what I That's one of my ones I want to say.

1:15:52 I want to use[ __] directed at you less.

1:15:52 I want to use[ __] directed at you less.

1:15:55 What a resolution.

1:15:55 What a resolution.

1:15:56 I mean, I think it's something that I can work on.

1:15:56 I mean, I think it's something that I can work on.

1:15:58 How about Not gonna hold my breath.

1:15:58 How about Not gonna hold my breath.

1:16:00 How about I tally it and every time you call him one on here,

1:16:00 How about I tally it and every time you call him one on here,

1:16:02 you owe him 100 bucks.

1:16:02 you owe him 100 bucks.

1:16:06 A hundred bucks?

1:16:06 A hundred bucks?

1:16:07 Yeah, that would keep him 10 bucks.

1:16:07 Yeah, that would keep him 10 bucks.

1:16:09 10 bucks.

1:16:09 10 bucks.

1:16:10 I'll do 10 bucks for every[ __] And then at the end of the year,

1:16:10 I'll do 10 bucks for every[ __] And then at the end of the year,

1:16:12 All right, but you need a word, too, then.

1:16:12 All right, but you need a word, too, then.

1:16:14 What do I call you a lot?

1:16:14 What do I call you a lot?

1:16:15 Uh, well, we can't say those slurs on here.

1:16:15 Uh, well, we can't say those slurs on here.

1:16:18 That was set that one right up.

1:16:18 That was set that one right up.

1:16:20 Yep.

1:16:20 Yep.

1:16:20 Yep.

1:16:20 Yep.

1:16:21 [laughter] How about every time he points at you?

1:16:21 [laughter] How about every time he points at you?

1:16:22 10 bucks.

1:16:22 10 bucks.

1:16:23 Oh, that's a good one.

1:16:23 Oh, that's a good one.

1:16:24 Yeah.

1:16:24 Yeah.

1:16:25 Okay.

1:16:25 Okay.

1:16:27 All right.

1:16:27 All right.

1:16:28 And then at the end of the year, you give it all to me.

1:16:28 And then at the end of the year, you give it all to me.

1:16:32 No, we'll give it all to We're just full of ideas on [laughter] this show.

1:16:32 No, we'll give it all to We're just full of ideas on [laughter] this show.

1:16:35 We'll give it all to charity.

1:16:35 We'll give it all to charity.

1:16:37 Yes, of course.

1:16:37 Yes, of course.

1:16:37 I like that the charity is named [laughter]

1:16:37 I like that the charity is named [laughter]

1:16:42 Frank Al charity for new collectibles

1:16:42 Frank Al charity for new collectibles

1:16:45 for new business ideas for opening up a Bies in Manhattan.

1:16:45 for new business ideas for opening up a Bies in Manhattan.

1:16:48 All right.

1:16:48 All right.

1:16:49 So it it'll be the[ __] count and the point count.

1:16:49 So it it'll be the[ __] count and the point count.

1:16:54 Okay.

1:16:54 Okay.

1:16:54 Love that.

1:16:54 Love that.

1:16:55 I think you need to actually say on top of it though, too.

1:16:55 I think you need to actually say on top of it though, too.

1:16:58 I will.

1:16:58 I will.

1:16:58 And then you got to throw in $10 every

1:16:58 And then you got to throw in $10 every

1:17:00 time you[ __] make some sexual remark over there.

1:17:00 time you[ __] make some sexual remark over there.

1:17:03 Dude, you're a pies boy.

1:17:03 Dude, you're a pies boy.

1:17:05 Glory holes over there.

1:17:05 Glory holes over there.

1:17:08 Yeah.

1:17:08 Yeah.

1:17:07 Pink panties.

1:17:07 Pink panties.

1:17:08 Throw $10 down right now.

1:17:08 Throw $10 down right now.

1:17:10 Yeah.

1:17:10 Yeah.

1:17:10 [laughter] That'd really be handcuffing me there.

1:17:10 [laughter] That'd really be handcuffing me there.

1:17:15 Yeah.

1:17:15 Yeah.

1:17:15 Uh that's a sexual one, too.

1:17:15 Uh that's a sexual one, too.

1:17:18 $20.

1:17:18 $20.

1:17:19 He wants to be handcuffed.

1:17:21 [laughter] Uh, but that is all for this week's episode.

1:17:25 Frank, where can they find you?

1:17:26 Uh, the Frank Alvarez on social media everywhere.

1:17:28 And then make sure you check out TBY Tour merch

1:17:30 for any available pieces of our merch from our tour.

1:17:33 Uh, if you want to try to get your hands on them

1:17:36 and you can find me at a Prrisco on Instagram.

1:17:39 Ah, it's a new year.

1:17:40 It is a new year.

1:17:41 We're going to edit that out.

1:17:43 Yeah.

1:17:42 Go [laughter] follow me at Joe Sanagado in the basement yard.

1:17:45 It be funny if someone just bleeped over what he said.

1:17:47 And that is all.

1:17:48 We'll see you guys next time.

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