Being Cousins With Kamala Harris

0:01 Ah, princess is finally awake, huh?

0:03 It's bloody one o'clock.

0:04 Okay, it's 11 and also Saturday.

0:06 You know we have family, right?

0:07 I need you to look and act nice.

0:08 Yeah, I'm dressed.

0:10 What you mean you're dressed?

0:12 Okay, it's so cold in here.

0:12 Dad never turns on the heat.

0:14 What do you want from me?

0:14 You're cousin is coming, okay?

0:15 She always look nice.

0:16 Why can't you be like her?

0:17 'Cause if I was more like her, then what ever would you nag about?

0:20 You know I would find something!

0:21 (doorbell rings) That's her, stand up straight, okay?

0:23 I don't see what the big deal is.

0:24 (gentle music)- Kamala.

0:28 Hi, Auntie.

0:28 Lilly, nice to see you, cous.

0:31 Sup?

0:31 Oh, Kamala, yes, come in, come in!

0:33 Ha, ha, ha, ha, come in!

0:36 Thank you.

0:37 Oh, it's cold in here.

0:41 Sorry I'm late, everyone.

0:43 Joe and I had breakfast with Barack.

0:45 Breakfast with Barack?

0:46 Oh, you're not even awake for breakfast.

0:50 Obama, good guy.

0:51 You know, Kamala, Beta, I really like your last debate.

0:53 So powerful, so beautiful like a angel.

0:56 Angel's a little much, I mean...

0:57 (heavenly music) (leaf blower motor running) Uncle, stop that.

1:10 (leaf blower motor stopping)- Do more, do more, tff.

1:14 Thank you, Auntie.

1:15 No, I believe it's important to stand up for what you believe in.

1:18 And when people interrupt you, you let them know that's not okay.

1:21 I am also thinking like this.

1:22 Wow, so much confidence, you see, Lilly?

1:24 I actually totally agree, it's just that-- Oy, Lilly, don't slouch.

1:27 Mom, I'm speaking.

1:29 Oy, shut your bloody mouth, okay?

1:31 Don't be rude, huh?

1:33 Okay, argument.

1:34 Lilly's so rude, huh?

1:35 Oh my god, my god.

1:36 I didn't even know this one was recording, huh?

1:38 I'm just chilling, relaxing ch'laxing with my niece Kamala Harris.

1:42 NBD, no big detail.

1:44 For the record, I also made history.

1:46 You know, first Indian woman to have a late night show, so.

1:48 At 1:30 in the morning?

1:49 Come on, Lilly, don't be dumb.

1:51 Huh, nobody even watching ABC this late.

1:53 It's on NBC.

1:53 Okay, and you expect me to remember every detail, NBD.

1:56 Does Lilly have a show?

1:57 Lilly, you know, I'm so proud of you.

1:59 It's such a big accomplishment.

2:01 You watch Lilly's show on Netflix?

2:02 NBC.

2:03 CBS.

2:04 HBO Maximum.

2:05 Of course, Doug and I both love it.

2:07 Ah, we love show, ha, ha, ha.

2:09 Did we ever watch the show?

2:11 Doug, (chuckles) remember?

2:12 Kamala married a white dude, so, I mean, she's not that perfect, right?

2:18 We love Doug.

2:19 What did you have against Doug?

2:21 Doug is a good guy.

2:22 I love that guy.

2:23 Doug?

2:23 A one.

2:24 Okay, let me get this straight.

2:25 I once dated a guy from the wrong

2:27 village in Punjab and you wouldn't even meet him.

2:28 But now Doug is okay?

2:30 Your boyfriend teacher, okay?

2:31 Doug lawyer.

2:32 Okay, Deep was sweet, loyal, and also a gentleman.

2:34 (Kamala sipping coffee)- Doug is the first second gentleman in history.

2:40 Oh, it's like that?

2:41 (sucking air through teeth) Don't be rude, okay?

2:42 Sorry, Kamala, you know,

2:44 ever since she putting video on Snapshot, she getting very dramatic.

2:47 Snapchat, also no, it's on YouTube.

2:48 Expect me to remember every detail, huh?

2:50 I'm your daughter, so yes.

2:52 (sucking air through teeth) You know, Kamala,

2:53 I remember in 2018, when you win ECOS Environmental Award.

2:57 That's right, for leadership and protecting environment.

3:00 So cool.

3:01 You remember, Uncle.

3:02 Seriously?

3:02 Ah, look at Lilly, huh?

3:03 She just throw away back green garbage.

3:05 It doesn't look nice.

3:06 You see, and this is why I will

3:08 proudly work towards rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement.

3:10 Lilly always disagree.

3:11 With what?

3:12 With everything.

3:13 I am too agree, yes that's it, immigration.

3:15 Okay, now you're just yelling out words.

3:16 Supreme Court.

3:17 You just found out Supreme Court doesn't mean designer court.

3:19 Lilly don't even wear criminal justice uniform, you know?

3:22 Reform.

3:22 Huh?

3:22 She don't even wear reform.

3:23 Do you even know what you're talking about?

3:24 Do any of you even know what fracking is?

3:27 Okay, okay, no sweating.

3:30 Kamala, you're suit is so nice.

3:32 Oh, thank you.

3:33 Kamala, Beta, we so proud of you.

3:35 Thank you, Auntie.

3:36 Kamala, let's do a TikTime together, huh?

3:38 Do, do, do, do, do.

3:39 Mhmm, mhmm.

3:40 Good.

3:40 Excellent.

3:41 Stop!

3:43 Thank you, okay.

3:45 Who invite Lilly?

3:48 I'm getting married.

3:50 To a brain surgeon.

3:52 We wanna have kids ASAP.

3:55 Preferably sons.

3:58 Oh my god, did you hear that?

4:00 My daughter going to have sons.

4:03 This is such a big achievement.

4:05 Amazing, huh?

4:06 We so proud of you, huh?

4:07 Let me take selfie.

4:09 Hello!

4:10 Do you see, Kamala?

4:11 Why can't you be like Lilly?

4:15 Now I'm speaking.

4:20 [Announcer] "A Little Late with Lilly Singh," back again.

4:23 (upbeat music) It's season two, baby!

4:26 Premieres January 11th at 1:35 am, only on NBC.

4:31 (upbeat music)