DC Young Fly’s Coldest Disses 🥶 Wild 'N Out

0:00 How the hell you light-skinned with a Mexican beard?

0:02 Ugly-ass.

0:03 [LAUGHTER] That [BLEEP] got the LEGO chin.

0:06 Ugly-ass.

0:08 [LAUGHTER] I see it in the face.

0:12 I see him doin'— aw.

0:13 He's doing faces.

0:15 He doing faces.

0:15 He doing faces.

0:16 You out!

0:17 AUDIENCE: Got damned!

0:19 [DINGING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Why did you tell me to meet you here, girl?

0:31 What is wrong with you?

0:33 I can't be seen.

0:34 I told you this.

0:36 We're not in a relationship.

0:37 I already got a relationship.

0:39 Listen, you are moving too fast.

0:42 Like this dude forehead, girl, you are ahead of yourself.

0:45 [DING] [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Roaster,

0:54 roaster, roaster, roaster, roaster, roaster, roaster.

0:59 ALL: We be roasting!

1:03 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Roaster, roaster, roaster, roaster.

1:08 OK, you're roasting a civilian as a drug addict.

1:11 [AUDIENCE OOHS] Why the [BLEEP] I got to be the crackhead?

1:14 [LAUGHTER] So I'm a drug addict?

1:16 OK, OK, OK.

1:21 Well, baby, if you give me $2, I'll lay your edges flat, you hear me?

1:25 [CHEERS] Boy, your ass look like the weasel off Madagascar, ugly-ass.

1:32 [LAUGHTER] This thug been trying to get me [BLEEP] for two days.

1:37 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] How long y'all want to see me on drugs?

1:46 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] I was going to let him go.

1:52 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: (CHANTING) Ugly-ass little boy,

1:56 ugly-ass little boy, ugly-ass little boy, let's go.

1:58 Ugly-ass little boy.

2:00 Ay!

2:01 Let's go.

2:02 Silence, my minions.

2:03 [LAUGHTER] Can I cancel?

2:07 AUDIENCE: Hell yeah, you can.

2:09 I said, can I cancel?

2:11 AUDIENCE: Hell yeah, you can.

2:12 I want to cancel the people who canceled us because

2:15 they brought us back because they knew we were the [BLEEP].

2:18 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]- Hell yeah.

2:20 [DING] Uh, these kids— so I'mma mean well, but your son is sorry as hell.

2:31 I told him to go left, he went right.

2:33 I told him to block, he took flight.

2:35 Woo.

2:36 Listen, I don't care who you call,

2:38 but your son is in the touchdown without the ball.

2:42 A babysitter?

2:43 [BUZZER] Your son is in the touchdown.

2:47 The hell am I— I told him to go left, he went right.

2:51 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, no.

3:01 Shut up, my minions.

3:02 Shut up!

3:05 Yo, what you got on?

3:08 Yo, you look like a skinny-ass Wesley Snipes.

3:11 They going to call you— DC YOUNG FLY: Nick Cannon!

3:12 They going to call you Razor Blade.

3:14 [LAUGHTER] What did the left butt cheek tell the right butt cheek?

3:22 [LAUGHTER] [VOCALIZING] [LAUGHTER] What did the left

3:29 butt cheek tell the right butt cheek?

3:30 Really?

3:31 Are You asking me that?

3:33 What did the left butt cheek tell the right butt cheek?

3:37 [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Man.

3:41 After all this [BLEEP] and we still together.

3:46 That's from third grade.

3:47 We know that joke.

3:48 I've been saying that joke since I was a kid.

3:50 God damn, boy, you good.

3:51 Boy, you real good.

3:53 [DINGING] NICK CANNON: He really took it to grade school with that one.

3:56 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] MAN: Let's go, DC.

3:59 ALL: (CHANTING) Ugly-ass little boy, ugly-ass little boy, ugly-ass little boy.

4:03 Silence, my minions!

4:06 Now, people always talk about how bad your damn music is, Nick.

4:13 Yours too.

4:14 No, no, no, they don't— they don't say

4:15 that about mine when they talk about yours, you know.

4:17 But I do love listening to your music when I have trouble sleeping.

4:21 So, it works.

4:23 It works, man.

4:24 I go straight the [BLEEP] to sleep, I ain't going to lie.

4:26 Now, they also say that you have something in common with a fellow rapper,

4:32 all right, that was from Staten Island.

4:35 And he also never liked to use condoms as well.

4:39 [LAUGHTER] Who is that rapper?

4:43 So you telling me there's a rapper from Staten

4:45 Island that's famous for having a lot of kids?

4:48 I mean, he just like in the raw, you know what I'm saying?

4:50 Everybody likes to do a little romance,

4:52 take a little cherry out there now and then, man.

4:54 Now, so— OK, I think I know you're talking about now.

4:57 He's actually from Brooklyn.

4:59 His cousins are from Staten Island.

5:00 DC YOUNG FLY: Oh, for real?

5:01 The Wu-Tang Clan.

5:02 I'm just reading what the card say.

5:04 But he's from Brooklyn, and his name is the Ol' Dirty Bastard.

5:07 [DING] Rest in peace.

5:10 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Normally,

5:18 when we have on our Wild 'n Out costumes and wardrobe,

5:21 I feel like I'm very covered up.

5:23 But today, I feel like you can actually see

5:25 my true figure and how thick I really am.

5:28 And all this cake batter— DC YOUNG FLY: You ain't got no damn ass, girl.

5:33 But— You got on a see-through, and we see right through your ass.

5:37 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] Let's go, Troy.

5:47 I am Hannah thoughts.

5:51 [CHUCKLING] Your thoughts sound a little manly, I know.

5:57 [LAUGHTER] If that's Justina Valentine, then this Justina Easter Egg.

6:01 Ugly-ass.

6:02 [DING] NICK CANNON: Not Justina Easter Egg.

6:08 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Stop playing with me.

6:15 I am Jada thoughts.

6:18 [CHUCKLING] Aw, [BLEEP] hell nah.

6:21 Nah, dude, I really don't want them boots.

6:23 Them the same boots SpongeBob had on.

6:25 Ugly-ass boy.

6:26 (SINGING) The Krusty Kray-ay-ab.

6:28 [LAUGHTER] Where was he at, Fly?

6:32 (SINGING) The Krusty Kray-ay-ab.

6:36 Jada, you ain't gonna spit?

6:37 [DING] MAN: Yes!

6:39 Yes, we get that point.

6:41 It's a bad bitch alert.

6:42 What's up?

6:44 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Hey!

6:48 Honey, how you doing?

6:52 That's good.

6:54 Nick, I need you to spit the water out, OK?

6:58 That didn't work.

6:59 That's fine.

7:00 (DEEPLY) Spit the water out, Nick.

7:03 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] (SINGING) She wanna T-bone.

7:17 (NORMALLY) Nick, I'm Courtney heels.

7:20 I'm leaning over.

7:21 [LAUGHTER] Hold on, Nick.

7:24 You can't see me.

7:25 Look, her heels look like this.

7:26 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DING] I like your heels, Courtney.

7:32 Stay strong.

7:33 MAN: [VOCALIZING STOMPING] MAN: Ya'll evil.

7:37 You people are evil.

7:38 MAN: [VOCALIZING STOMPING] [BEATBOXING STOMPING] MAN: Aw, yeah.

7:48 Get it, get it, get it.

7:50 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [DINGING] MAN: We love you, Courtney.

7:55 MAN: Make some noise for DC Young Fly.

7:59 I hope this works.

8:02 I am GloRilla's— AUDIENCE: DC!

8:06 Who the [BLEEP]?

8:07 OK, they tryna to give me some [BLEEP].

8:09 What's up, baby?

8:10 [LAUGHTER] He dirty.

8:13 No.

8:13 What'd you say?

8:14 Nothing.

8:15 You got a stupid-ass eyebrow scar, ugly-ass girl.

8:18 I am GloRilla thoughts.

8:22 (DEEPLY) Damn, when I wake up in the morning I

8:25 look— I look like Bow Wow with a wig on.

8:29 [LAUGHTER] [DING] MAN: Wow.

8:33 Hey.

8:34 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] What up, y'all?

8:39 Y'all doing?

8:40 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] What up, big [BLEEP] Nick?

8:46 How you doin'?

8:48 Tamar, you're not supposed to spit, goddamn.

8:50 [LAUGHTER] Oh, that [BLEEP] there.

8:53 Look at Santwon sparkly-ass over there looking like Morris Walnut.

8:58 [LAUGHTER] What about nuts?

9:02 Look at that [BLEEP].

9:03 All he heard was nuts.

9:04 [CHUCKLING] [BUZZER] All right.

9:08 MAN: You got on Rick James boots.

9:11 Nick just spit.

9:13 Ooh, he spit!

9:14 [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Ugly-ass little boy.

9:18 Ugly-ass little boy.

9:20 DC, what are you doing?

9:22 I'm walking like yo ass.

9:23 [LAUGHTER] [DING] MAN: Nick just spit already.

9:28 Hold up, Nick.

9:29 You ain't see her leg was crossed.

9:30 She was leaning on her ankle.

9:31 [LAUGHTER] MAN: They both spit.

9:33 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] MAN: Give it up for DC Young Fly, ladies and gentlemen.

9:39 (MOCKING) Give it up for DC Young Fly everybody.

9:41 [LAUGHTER] [CHUCKLING] Stupid-ass.

9:45 I am Nick Cannon's thoughts.

9:50 Y'all know what time it is.

9:52 Why y'all dread got a condom on it?

9:53 Ugly-ass girl.

9:54 I'm on your ass.

9:55 [BLEEP] you talking about?

9:56 [BUZZER] (MOCKING) It's OK, DC.

9:59 Go on back to the pit.

10:00 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

10:10 I call this Nick Cannon music.

10:13 ALL: Why, ho?

10:14 Cause after one shot of this, I still don't know what it is.

10:17 You on my team.

10:19 [DING] I need the bag.

10:20 I need the bag.

10:21 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

10:28 I call this here, this girl right here Edges.

10:32 ALL: Why, ho?

10:33 It don't matter how many times you lick it, it just won't stick.

10:36 [LAUGHTER] [DING] Why you gotta come at her edges like that?

10:40 Her edges is nice.

10:41 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

10:49 I call this a DC Young Fly.

10:53 ALL: Why, ho?

10:55 Cause when you drink it, you gon' have loose legs.

10:58 [LAUGHTER] [DING] Hell, yeah.

11:04 What are you going to do?

11:05 I'mma do it.

11:06 What you gonna do?

11:07 I'mma mother-[BLEEP] do it.

11:07 Do it, then.

11:08 I'mma do it.

11:09 Do it, then.

11:09 You think you funny.

11:10 I got a joke, too.

11:10 Let's do it.

11:11 Let's do it, then.

11:12 All right.

11:12 ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

11:16 I call this gib old drink.

11:18 ALL: Why, ho?

11:20 Cause once you drink this, this [BLEEP] have your head gone.

11:23 [LAUGHTER] Damn, you kicked my ass.

11:25 [BUZZER] What is wrong with him.

11:29 I got one.

11:30 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up.

11:36 ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

11:39 I call this the DJ D-Wrek.

11:42 ALL: Why, ho?

11:44 Cause after one hit of this, I'm gonna

11:46 to need your outfit to parachute down, [BLEEP].

11:48 [CHUCKLING] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Hey, Yo, DC, take a walk with me.

11:56 Take a walk with me.

11:57 Come on, come on, come on, come on.

11:58 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

12:02 I call this DC Young Fly.

12:05 ALL: Why, ho?

12:06 Cause after a couple hits, you're going to need a nap.

12:09 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Wow.

12:12 That's funny though.

12:13 No, no, no, no, no.

12:14 You stay your ass right on up here.

12:17 ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

12:20 I don't know.

12:21 I'm still trying to figure it out my damn self.

12:24 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-yo, what you call that?

12:32 I call this I [BLEEP] up.

12:34 ALL: Why, ho?

12:36 I realized after I hit Justina, I [BLEEP] up.

12:39 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey-o, what you call that?

12:51 I call this Michiu.

12:53 ALL: Why, ho?

12:55 Cause if you hit this, it's going

12:56 to feel like you're walking on the moon, ugly-ass.

12:59 [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Simone, you ready?

13:04 I'm ready.

13:05 MAN: DC Young Fly, you ready?

13:06 I'm ready.

13:07 Wild Out roast.

13:09 (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) You all, would you like to save $100 on your car insurance?

13:12 Lizard-looking ass boy.

13:13 [CHEERS] Y'all know what time it is.

13:16 Bring that ass.

13:18 ALL: Heel, boy.

13:19 Girl, your ass built like a stanking-ass Christmas sock.

13:23 Ugly-ass girl.

13:24 DC, I know when you was in school, you couldn't read.

13:26 (STUTTERING) The cat and the dog.

13:28 "Sound it out, DC" head-ass boy.

13:30 Girl, your ass built like the teacher off Jimmy Neutron.

13:33 [IMITATING BIRD SQUAWKING] Ugly-ass girl.

13:35 Boy, your legs are shaped like sticks.

13:38 When your girl is cold, all you gotta do is rub your knees together.

13:40 [LAUGHTER] Why this [BLEEP].

13:43 I bet when you wake up, I bet your wig get stuck in the pillow.

13:46 Stupid-ass.

13:49 Then, you go back and get it, ugly-ass girl.

13:52 [LAUGHTER] You out!

13:57 ALL: Got damned.

13:58 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [DING] Give me DC Young Fly.

14:02 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ALL: (CHANTING) DC, DC, DC, DC, DC.

14:13 Give me funny Mike.

14:14 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] You got it.

14:16 You got it, Mike.

14:18 You got him, Mike.

14:21 All right.

14:22 You're both built the same.

14:23 Let's see who's built to win, OK?

14:25 Wild Out roast!

14:26 Y'all know what's happening.

14:27 Bring that ass.

14:29 ALL: Heel, boy.

14:30 Hold up, hold up, hold up.

14:31 If you don't get your goddamn Bill Cosby-walking ass.

14:34 [BLEEP] wrong wit you?

14:37 Boy, you don't get your Black and Mild filter-looking ass out of here.

14:41 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "I couldn't find a headband,

14:43 so I split it in half and put 'em on my wrist"-looking ass.

14:46 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Out!

14:50 ALL: Got damned!

14:53 [DING] Give me DC.

14:56 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Give me Michael Blackson.

15:01 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [YELLING] Michael, you ready?

15:08 DC—- You bitch-ass [BLEEP].

15:10 Already.

15:11 Wild Out roast!

15:13 You are built like a 12-year-old lesbian.

15:17 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn—

15:19 [MIMING BLOWDART] (AFRICAN ACCENT) The food's ready.

15:21 (NORMALLY) Ugly-ass boy.

15:22 I'm on your ass.

15:23 You have tattoos of all the [BLEEP] you owe money to.

15:26 [LAUGHTER] If you don't get your backup Thriller dancing-looking ass.

15:31 And guess what?

15:32 You ain't even need makeup, stupid-ass boy.

15:34 [LAUGHTER] DC stands for [BLEEP] chaser.

15:41 [AUDIENCE OOHS]- Guess what?

15:43 What?

15:43 In your car, I bet you ain't got this part high on the floor.

15:46 "Yabba dabba doo" feet-having ass.

15:47 [BLEEP] Kiss my ass, mothersucker.

15:50 You out!

15:51 [BLEEP] ALL: Got damned!

15:54 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [DING] Give me DC Young Fly.

15:58 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, yeah.

16:02 Give me Justina.

16:04 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Wild Out roast!

16:09 Since you want to be Chris Tucker so bad,

16:11 why don't you go ahead and save Soo-Yung.

16:12 [AUDIENCE OOHS] Girl, if you don't get your goddamn "white girl off

16:19 of Hustle and Flow." I'mma do this for you.

16:24 I'mma do this for you.

16:26 DC, you got two toothpicks for legs,

16:29 and you built like a dirty Q-Tip, microphone-head-ass boy.

16:32 Oh, I'm about to— goddamn, if you don't get your goddamn "only thing

16:34 you bring to the barbecue is mayonnaise" ugly-ass.

16:37 [LAUGHTER] Out!

16:40 ALL: Got damned!

16:43 [DING] Let's get this show on the road.

16:46 Give me DC Young Fly.

16:47 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] I know this is your brother, but I gotta do it.

16:57 Let's take a ride down 85 South.

16:59 Give me Karlous Miller.

17:00 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] DC, you ready?

17:05 Ready.

17:05 Karlous, ya ready?

17:07 I said, Karlous, ya ready?

17:08 Go ahead, bro.

17:09 That's funny.

17:11 Wild Out roast!

17:12 I bet you won't say "bring that ass here" to Jason Lee.

17:14 [AUDIENCE OOHS] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Boy,

17:21 if you don't get your goddamn "about to get

17:23 ready to play in the church basketball league" ass.

17:26 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "I look like a Black

17:28 and Mild when you put it out and try to light it again" looking-ass.

17:31 [LAUGHTER] Boy, if you don't get your goddamn on 65 next week,

17:34 your ass going to have to shake his ugly ass.

17:36 [LAUGHTER] Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "dressed

17:39 like a half bag of weed" looking-ass up outta here.

17:43 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "four days ago,

17:45 I fell asleep at the light cause I ain't got enough sleep." Boy,

17:49 if you don't get your goddamn "DC,

17:51 you got somethin' right here" looking-ass up outta here.

17:53 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "boy,

17:56 that ass was fat in the grocery store" looking-ass.

17:58 [LAUGHTER] You out!

18:05 ALL: Got damned!

18:07 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [DING] Hey, give me DC Young Fly.

18:14 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Get me B.

18:19 Simone.

18:19 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] B.

18:26 Simone, ya ready?

18:27 I'm ready.

18:28 DC Young Fly, you ready?

18:29 Ready.

18:30 Wild Out Roast!

18:31 DC, you the only gangster from Atlanta with asthma.

18:33 (HIGH-PITCHED) Ooh, West Side is the best side.

18:35 Hold on, y'all, let me take my asthma.

18:36 I do got asthma.

18:38 But guess what?

18:39 When you wake up in the morning, yo [BLEEP] be going like this.

18:42 [SPRITZ] [LAUGHTER] No, let me talk.

18:49 No, let me talk.

18:50 Let me talk.

18:51 DC!

18:54 DC!

18:55 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey One-hitter-quitter, TKO.

19:06 You out!

19:07 ALL: Got damned!

19:09 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] I need DC Young Fly.

19:15 Eman, right here.

19:16 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Y'all know the rules.

19:20 Y'all know the rules.

19:21 Two shakies, and you're out, all right?

19:24 All right?

19:25 Stay in your lane.

19:27 Stay in your lane, OK?

19:29 Wild Out roast.

19:31 Boy, the chains on your neck cost 36 Dave and Buster ticket.

19:35 New-winner looking-ass.

19:37 Boy, I'm about to get on your goddamn kid's Footlocker working-ass,

19:40 little old "I can't reach the top shelf" looking-ass.

19:43 [LAUGHTER] Boy, you don't get your orphanage

19:46 shoes wearing-ass the [BLEEP] up out of here,

19:48 I don't curse, so I'mma do it like this.

19:50 You got on a girl bit.

19:51 (MOCKINGLY) Ow, waist-having-ass.

19:52 [LAUGHTER] Uh-uh.

19:55 Don't do that, cause your lace front (SINGING) moving.

19:58 [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Give me DC Young Fly.

20:06 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Let's go, Fly.

20:11 From the Black Squad, give me Spoken Reasons here.

20:13 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Wild Out roast!

20:18 Go ahead.

20:21 [LAUGHTER] Boy, [BLEEP] that.

20:23 Boy, ya ass look like the rat off the Ninja Turtles.

20:25 Ugly-ass boy.

20:26 I'm on yo stupid ass.

20:27 Boy, you're homeless.

20:28 Your pocket coming out your pocket.

20:29 Stupid-ass boy.

20:30 I'm on your dumbass.

20:32 You got on Valentine's shoes with no date.

20:33 Ugly-ass boy.

20:34 [LAUGHTER] Is you— Boy,

20:36 if you don't get your [SCREAMING] "I gotta scream to be funny" ass-boy.

20:44 [WHISTLE BLOWING] Did he just scream at me?

20:51 The [BLEEP] that scream?

20:53 Oh, he was impersonating me.

20:54 Oh, I'm about to get on your ass, boy.

20:56 If you don't get your "I stole

20:57 my boy Emmanuel's video four years ago" ugly-ass boy.

21:00 [AUDIENCE OOHS] Why you asking all the questions?

21:05 Not your video, ugly-ass boy.

21:06 Oh, OK.

21:08 Boy, if you don't get your internet "you came from my left nut" looking-ass boy.

21:12 Guess what?

21:13 Guess what?

21:13 Guess what?

21:14 Guess why Russell Simmons dropped you?

21:16 He said your ass was overdrafting on a Ross card.

21:22 Ain't nobody never overdraft on a Ross card.

21:26 But this [BLEEP] ugly-ass.

21:27 [BLEEP] the Ross card ain't even in business no more.

21:29 I know, cause of you, stupid-ass boy.

21:31 [LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] You out!

21:37 ALL: Got damned!

21:39 [DINGING] [AIRHORN] Give me Mark Curry.

21:43 I need you here, Mark.

21:45 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] From the Red Squad, give me DC Young Fly.

21:53 I need you here.

21:55 I ain't got nothing.

21:57 Mark, you ready?

21:58 Yeah, yeah.

21:59 DC, you ready?

22:00 Yeah, yeah.

22:01 Wild Out roast.

22:05 I said Wild Out roast.

22:06 Oh.

22:08 Since he got the little purse, I'll let him go first.

22:10 [AUDIENCE OOHS] I mean— Boy,

22:13 your ass look like one of them crackheads that be dancing with no music.

22:16 [LAUGHTER] When he was young, look, look, DC, when he was young,

22:25 they used to take him to the zoo and walk him by the monkey cage.

22:28 The monkeys would say,

22:28 "why he get to get out?" [LAUGHTER] I'm [BLEEP] OG, bitch.

22:35 Boy, your old ass look like you like to sit

22:36 in the tub and wait till the water get cold.

22:38 Yup, it's all right right here.

22:40 Yeah, this is all right.

22:41 Hell, yeah.

22:41 Hell, yeah.

22:42 Hell, yeah.

22:43 Hell, yeah.

22:43 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Wait, wait.

22:45 Take your hat off for a second.

22:46 Don't he look like Kodak Black on diabetes?

22:50 [AUDIENCE OOHS] (SINGING) We could have been superstars,

22:53 but now it's not safe for you.

22:55 [LAUGHTER] Boy, you look like you like to drive bare-feeted.

23:00 Ugly-ass.

23:01 [LAUGHTER] Bare-feeted?

23:03 Bare-feeted.

23:05 Cause you know when he go get that foot done,

23:07 you know they talking about him, [MUMBLING] I don't know.

23:10 I have nothing.

23:11 [WHISTLE BLOWING] I actually go to the nail salon a lot,

23:18 so I know what that means, [IMITATING MUMBLING] It meant shaky.

23:20 You out!

23:22 ALL: Got damned!

23:24 NICK CANNON: That was a good one.

23:25 Y'all give it up for both of 'em.

23:26 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Wild Out roast!

23:30 Wait a minute, mother-[BLEEP].

23:31 I'm on the phone with the real Chris Tucker.

23:34 [AUDIENCE OOHS] OK.

23:38 Everybody, welcome Alley Cat Williams.

23:40 Ugly-ass.

23:43 [WHISTLE BLOWS] I'm all for it.

23:46 I ain't never been no hater.

23:48 But in the middle of your head, it say DC.

23:51 You already screaming West Side.

23:53 Everybody know DC stands for Decatur.

23:56 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Shaky.

23:59 Can I get a little piece of that right there?

24:01 Yeah, hit it.

24:01 Hit it right quick.

24:02 OK.

24:03 Hey, hey.

24:03 (SINGING) Shawty, you up here built like a Motrin pill.

24:10 [LAUGHTER] I got a headache every time I look at you.

24:16 [LAUGHTER] Man, I stay on the grind.

24:21 You just mad cause your hair don't look better than mine.

24:24 [AUDIENCE OOHS] [WHISTLE BLOWS] Don't play, don't play.

24:29 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

24:31 I'm not going to play.

24:32 I'm not.

24:32 Two shakies.

24:33 You out!

24:35 ALL: Got damned!

24:37 OK, let's give the people what they came for.

24:39 Give me DeRay Davis here.

24:41 I need you here, DeRay.

24:42 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Give me DC Young Fly.

24:48 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Wild Out Roast.

24:53 DC, if you don't get your "hookah pipe body"-shaped ass out of here.

24:57 [SNORTING] [BLEEP] up out of here, [BLEEP].

25:00 Boy, yo ass look like every girl when they take they lace front off.

25:03 Girl!

25:04 [LAUGHTER] Look what it did to me!

25:10 [LAUGHTER] If you don't get your "Timberland

25:15 with the tree chopped off" shoes-wearing-ass out of here.

25:18 That's pretty funny.

25:19 DC, you got a tattoo of a fat you on your back ass [BLEEP].

25:23 How the hell are you light-skinned with a Mexican beard?

25:26 Ugly-ass.

25:27 [LAUGHTER] That [BLEEP] got the LEGO chin.

25:30 Ugly-ass.

25:35 I see it in the face.

25:36 I see him doing faces.

25:37 You— He doing faces.

25:39 He doing faces.

25:40 Out!

25:41 ALL: Got damned!

25:43 [DINGING] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] You— you "hood rat fur" wearing-ass mother-[BLEEP].

25:49 Y'all don't even belong here.

25:50 Get your— [DINGING] Donald Trump ass up outta here.

25:54 [AIRHORN] [BLEEP] you.

25:56 [BLEEP] you.

25:57 [BLEEP] you.

25:59 [YELLING] I got stuff to say.

26:02 Get me Conceited.

26:03 I need you here, Conceited.

26:04 I want you here.

26:05 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: He gon' win.

26:08 New School, give me DC Young Fly.

26:10 I need you here.

26:11 The heavy artillery off top.

26:15 Selling gold all the way from the end of the rainbow.

26:16 Leprechaun, you ready?

26:18 Yes.

26:19 DC, you ready?

26:20 (ROBOTICALLY) Uh-huh.

26:20 Scanning him.

26:21 Wild Out roast!

26:23 DC, you built just like ET finger.

26:25 [LAUGHTER] Boy, you like you could do a backflip in a twin bed.

26:30 Ugly-ass boy.

26:31 [LAUGHTER] I heard when you say "bring that ass here,

26:35 boy", you be talking to Santwon.

26:36 [AUDIENCE OOHS] Boy, boy,

26:38 your ass jump in the champagne glass like it's a Jacuzzi.

26:41 [LAUGHTER] (MOCKINGLY) Ooh, this is a nice mimosa.

26:47 Ladies and gentlemen, we gave him $0.30 a day, and look at him now.

26:51 [LAUGHTER] Boy, the only [BLEEP] that shave your face and still look older.

26:56 Ugly-ass.

26:57 [LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWS] You out!

27:02 ALL: Got damned!

27:04 [DING] Let's go, DC.