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0:01 ROB: (SINGING) I love the coolness on my head.

0:05 STEELO: You gotta get this kid a sibling.

0:06 ROB: No, no.

0:07 It looks [bleep] relaxing, for whatever reason.

0:09 It does.

0:10 STEELO: I could go to sleep like this.

0:13 This should be like a spa thing, shouldn't it?

0:15 Sir, would you like to try the mud swing.

0:17 The mud swing.

0:18 OK.

0:19 [theme music] [cheering] OK, Lolo, in the military,

0:24 did you spend time in the barracks?

0:27 Yes, a little bit, but my goal was to get out as soon as possible.

0:30 Yeah, 'cause what— what is the barracks?

0:31 I mean, they're just so regulated.

0:32 You don't have, really, much freedom.

0:33 Yeah, but— OK, so what do you do in there?

0:36 I mean, is it boring in there?

0:37 What do you do for fun in there?

0:38 You gotta, like, do stuff under the radar.

0:41 OK.

0:42 I remember we had a dog.

0:43 We snuck in an animal.

0:44 We're not allowed to have animals.

0:45 How can you— how can the dog be under the radar?

0:48 I don't know how we did it.

0:49 Like, when we get—- Did he serve?

0:50 'Cause you get— [laughter] Well, you're here now, so— It's like,

0:54 man, like, getting roped into the military, you know what I mean?

0:57 How did I get here?

0:58 I'm a wolf.

0:59 What are we doing?

1:00 What is this thing?

1:01 It's a plane.

1:02 Relax.

1:03 No, 'cause we get dorm checks.

1:05 In the Air Force, we them dorms.

1:06 But we would get dorm checks.

1:07 And so you just know when your dorm's getting checked,

1:10 and you would tuck the dog in someone else's dorm.

1:12 That was— we had that for a couple months.

1:14 We got away with it.

1:15 And then what happened when you got caught?

1:16 They take the dog?

1:17 We all got in trouble.

1:18 ROB: Yeah.

1:19 That's— The dog get in trouble, too?

1:21 Yeah, hey.

1:22 Yeah, you know, the dog had to do, like, 60 push-ups— Yeah, for sure.

1:25 ROB: --or whatever the punishment is, you know what I mean?

1:26 What are you doing here?

1:28 This category right here is all people oh, so Bored in the Barracks.

1:31 Take a look.

1:34 [cheering] [rock music] [vocalizes] Noink!

1:42 LOLO: OK.

1:44 Did you think you were going to go under,

1:45 or— He's like, dude, you got to stay on the airplane.

1:47 Like, thank you for your service.

1:48 No, no— [laughter] And that's all he did while he was there.

1:52 Thank you, sir.

1:53 You can have my seat.

1:54 [laughter] This guy.

1:57 MAN: Whoa!

1:58 [laughter] ROB: Oh, boy.

2:02 Fore!

2:04 STEELO: Oh, man.

2:05 Got him.

2:06 [laughs] Now you got to roll.

2:10 ROB: Now you got to to roll.

2:12 Oh, no.

2:13 Oh, no.

2:14 LOLO: Wait.

2:15 STEELO: Oh.

2:16 ROB: Oh, my god.

2:17 What is going on?

2:20 Do laws not apply in the military or something?

2:20 Right.

2:21 They're all gathered around for it?

2:22 ROB: OK.

2:24 Let freedom ring.

2:25 [grunts] Aw.

2:27 That's still assault, right?

2:30 There you have it for Bored in the Barracks.

2:31 It's all guys, I don't like that.

2:34 Girls don't do those things.

2:35 [cheering] Oodle.

2:39 OK, look, these challenges are really far away, you know what I mean?

2:42 Like Vietnam, you know, Argentina, whatever.

2:45 It's, like, these, like, 20, 30-hour flights, you know?

2:48 Yes.

2:50 What do you do when you're stuck in an airport and bored?

2:51 What is something you do to pass the time?

2:53 Well, I'll tell you what I've learned not to do.

2:56 Don't get too drunk in the lounge because you'll fall asleep in the toilet,

3:01 on the toilet, and miss your flight.

3:04 I have literally fallen asleep like this before—

3:05 I was going to say, it sounds specific.

3:06 --on a— this is a true story.

3:09 This is my coming out story about how I

3:10 fell asleep in an airport bathroom on the toilet, missed my flight to Vegas.

3:14 Oh man.

3:15 I fell asleep— I only woke up 'cause my feet were so swollen from my flip-flops.

3:19 You got the tingly feet?

3:21 Listen, we've all evolved,

3:22 and all of us have gotten too drunk at an airport and passed out— On a toilet.

3:26 --OK??

3:27 Maybe— maybe not the toilet, you know what I mean?

3:29 Maybe it was the lounge.

3:31 Maybe it was under a chair, you know?

3:33 But you are right.

3:34 That is, like— it's basically the thing that you can never

3:37 do in a layover is think the bar is the answer—- Yes.

3:40 --you know what I mean?

3:41 This category right here— all people bored in an airport.

3:44 Take a look at terminal boredom.

3:46 [cheering] STEELO: I can see if, like, they gave you these on a layover.

3:53 ROB: Yeah, 'cause this makes sense.

3:54 STEELO: Yeah.

3:54 Give it to me.

3:55 ROB: Escape the terminal.

3:56 STEELO: What game is she playing?

3:57 She's training.

3:58 Oh, you think— she's training for what?

3:59 ROB: Man.

4:00 [laughter] I tried to make that right.

4:02 I'm like, what training is this?

4:05 [laughter] ROB: Oh, man.

4:08 You think you're going to get grandma?

4:09 STEELO: Oh, her leg's been winning for years.

4:11 I bet her leg's stronger.

4:12 Oh, wow.

4:15 The whole airport in on it.

4:16 STEELO: That's crazy.

4:17 ROB: This challenge got everybody in it.

4:18 STEELO: Yeah.

4:20 HOST: They've been waiting for this delayed flight for a while.

4:22 ROB: Yeah.

4:23 STEELO: It's gotta be Spirit or Frontier.

4:24 They encourage it.

4:25 Group bonding.

4:27 I can't.

4:28 [laughs] ROB: Oh, OK.

4:30 Oh.

4:31 STEELO: She has America's Got Talent.

4:32 HOST: Yeah.

4:35 STEELO: She in the flight practicing.

4:35 HOST: Yeah.

4:37 STEELO: And the pilot's like, I am impressed.

4:39 ROB: Man.

4:40 Upgrade.

4:41 [laughter] Man, I'll tell you what.

4:44 That's a gift right there.

4:45 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

4:48 OK.

4:50 Some people love traffic, you know what I mean?

4:52 You grow up in Los Angeles, you sit in it long enough, it becomes a passion.

4:57 Yeah, I don't know— people love it?

4:58 ROB: There are people.

4:59 Man.

5:00 Who are those people?

5:02 Ah, people that don't have much going on in life.

5:03 Or are they trying not to get somewhere?

5:04 ROB: That's it.

5:05 Trying not to get to work.

5:06 You're like, oh, I'm happy there's traffic.

5:07 Oh, man.

5:09 Imagine, like, you picked a job based on the traffic?

5:11 Yeah.

5:12 And, like, they just realized, like, hey, there's always bad traffic.

5:15 Like, even if you leave early, there's always gonna be an accident.

5:17 Like, you know, basically where the 101 in downtown is,

5:20 it's going to be trafficky.

5:21 Always, up and down.

5:22 ROB: At 4:00 in the morning, there's traffic, you know what I mean?

5:25 That's true.

5:25 So if you got a job in that area, you'd be like, hey, you know what it is.

5:28 Yeah, you know, hour and a half.

5:29 That's fine, you know?

5:31 But there's other people that just enjoy being in traffic

5:34 'cause it's a place for them to express themselves.

5:37 That's everybody in this category, Traffic Jam Joy.

5:40 [cheering] Oh.

5:47 Mm.

5:49 STEELO: Oh, man.

5:50 Bring the sax out.

5:52 We ain't been hot since Clinton.

5:55 I do it for Clinton.

5:56 Oh, man.

5:57 I'll tell you who he's not doing it for.

5:58 STEELO: Clinton.

5:59 [laughs] ROB: Hey, I might sax up for Bill.

6:03 [laughter] But I don't [bleep] with Hillary.

6:06 [laughter] I respect Bill.

6:08 I don't like his policies, but I respect him.

6:12 He knows who he is.

6:13 [laughter] ROB: Oh, oh.

6:16 Out here angling.

6:19 Oh, man.

6:20 I'm catching some dinner tonight, getting me some catfish.

6:24 I ain't leaving till I catch something.

6:25 [laughter] ROB: Uh-oh.

6:28 Oh, here he is.

6:29 STEELO: I love you, girl.

6:31 I'll do anything for you, girl.

6:32 I love you, girl.

6:33 ROB: I'll do anything.

6:34 You want to see a backflip?

6:36 Oh!

6:37 Nothing.

6:38 MAN: Ah!

6:39 ROB: Ah, man.

6:40 Nothing.

6:42 Hey, man, the joy in the slam.

6:44 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

6:47 [applause] OK, what's the longest you've ever been trapped in an airport?

6:52 No.

6:53 Maybe, like, four or five hours?

6:55 Man, you live life.

6:56 ROB: Yeah, you really did.

6:58 I had an overnight layover before.

6:59 Yeah, I've probably been in the airport probably— I think longest, 12.

7:02 ROB: Yeah.

7:03 So, like, 14 hours or something like that?

7:05 HOST: Damn.

7:05 ROB: Yeah, that's bad.

7:06 Yeah, they canceled every flight one time I remember being there.

7:07 It was horrible.

7:08 Yeah.

7:09 What'd you do to entertain yourself?

7:11 I don't even think phones was popping like that.

7:13 I think I was young.

7:14 ROB: Yeah.

7:14 Yeah.

7:15 So it was, like, nothing.

7:16 I was just walking around.

7:17 I was going to sleep in the corner and stuff like a crackhead.

7:20 ROB: Yeah.

7:22 Man—- I was covered up.

7:23 ROB: Man, I decided I was just gonna do some crackhead practicing,

7:25 just in case I ever got into drugs.

7:27 It was crazy.

7:29 It was not good.

7:30 It was not good at all.

7:31 You know, look, I've been stuck in some airports.

7:34 When I would travel as a pro skater,

7:36 I'd just skate all over that airport— STEELO: Oh, really.

7:38 --you know what I mean?

7:39 I remember being stuck in the Frankfurt airport for, like, 14 hours.

7:42 I was just skating my heart out.

7:43 They never stopped you?

7:44 No, 'cause they didn't know how to take it, you know what I mean/ It's,

7:46 like, in the '90s, they ain't even seen a skateboard, you know what I mean?

7:49 They're like, what is this guy?

7:50 Is this a guy an alien?

7:53 How is this— how is he maneuvering it,

7:54 and when he's done, everything's damaged, you know?

7:57 Should we stop it?

7:58 No, he's American.

7:59 This is just— he's a magical creature.

8:02 But, look, this category right here is all people

8:05 that are finding ways to entertain themselves in airports.

8:08 Take a look at Airport Amusement.

8:10 [cheering] (SINGING) I'm swimming.

8:17 I'm swimming away.

8:18 STEELO: Yeah, super bored.

8:19 His girl's taping this.

8:21 She's trying to make sure she zooms in a little bit.

8:23 Miserable over there.

8:24 ROB: Oh, man.

8:24 It's like— STEELO: Oh, god.

8:25 ROB: Oh, god.

8:26 We've been here for six hours, and— STEELO:

8:28 Honey, check the standby list again, please.

8:31 From Spirit to Frontier.

8:32 [laughter] ROB: Oh, man.

8:34 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:34 ROB: Oh, man.

8:35 Hey, we're gonna be here for a while.

8:37 Break my skates out, girl.

8:38 STEELO: He must be paying for the trip— HOST: Right.

8:40 --'cause she gotta fake it.

8:41 She ain't even bring no skates.

8:42 She's like, hey!

8:43 We're having fun, baby!

8:45 You buy me that bag?

8:46 [laughter] ROB: Oh, man.

8:50 This is the TikTok era.

8:52 STEELO: Oh, god.

8:53 This would piss me off.

8:54 STEELO: Oh, yeah.

8:54 ROB: Oh, OK.

8:55 HOST: And the music hella loud, too?

8:57 ROB: Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

8:58 STEELO: It must be, like, a dance team— ROB: Yeah, look— HOST: Cheerleaders.

9:01 This is the cheer squad.

9:03 You're not even that good.

9:04 And I'll tell you who ain't having nothing to do with it.

9:06 [laughter] Man, but it's just like— their layover is, like, 45 minutes.

9:11 He's on, like, hour 14== STEELO: Yeah, for sure.

9:13 --you know what I mean?

9:14 [laughter] OK, hold up.

9:18 STEELO: Does this dude not see him?

9:19 ROB: Oh, no.

9:19 Hold on.

9:19 Hold on.

9:20 Hold on.

9:20 Hold on.

9:21 Hold on.

9:21 Hold on.

9:22 STEELO: Oh, man.

9:22 First of all— HOST: Why does he— --this man is an accomplice to a crime— He is.

9:27 --here because he just went ahead and handed him

9:31 the authoritative speaker that only he could do it.

9:35 He's like, bro, think how good it would be if

9:37 I put it— I've got the best gas right now.

9:40 And you know the makeup of this man's

9:42 history and character by knowing that— that he said,

9:45 yes, this can happen, and go right ahead.

9:48 Blow my mind.

9:49 STEELO: Yeah, 'cause how'd the combo even start?

9:51 Can't do anything about that ticket, man, but what I can do for you— ROB:

9:54 But what I can do— I can give you— I can give you a platform.

9:58 [laughter] OK.

10:04 Man.

10:05 Every single person in that airport smelt that.

10:07 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

10:09 OK.

10:11 What do we do when we get bored?

10:14 We go to sleep or, like— or we just— Watch TV.

10:17 --watch TV, read a book.

10:18 Yeah.

10:18 STEELO: Yeah.

10:19 No.

10:19 HOST: What?

10:20 STEELO: What do you do?

10:21 No, we just get on our phone.

10:22 Oh, yeah, totally.

10:23 Yeah, too.

10:24 You know, you can be bored anywhere in this day and age— STEELO: Yeah.

10:26 You.

10:26 --you know what I mean?

10:27 Every time I'm bored somewhere random, I'm like look at this modern marvel.

10:30 BOTH: Yeah.

10:31 Like, you know what I looked at recently?

10:34 What's the scale of the largest black hole in the universe.

10:35 Interesting.

10:36 Yeah, yeah.

10:37 1 billion sols.

10:39 HOST: Wow.

10:40 Yeah, which stretched the entire size of the solar system,

10:43 one single black hole.

10:43 STEELO: Man.

10:44 Yeah.

10:45 Wouldn't have been able to do that back in '86— STEELO: No.

10:46 HOST: Yeah.

10:47 --you know what I mean?

10:48 I would've just had to sit there and figure out something to do.

10:50 I wouldn't be able to explore the universe, you know what I mean?

10:53 I'd have to be like, man, should I grab these twigs off the ground and, like,

10:56 play with some sticks, you know what I mean?

10:58 That's all your option was, you know what I mean?

11:00 We're lucky to live this day and age.

11:03 This category is all people that don't have a phone,

11:05 so they're doing the most random stuff.

11:07 Take a look at Bore-Dumb.

11:09 [cheering] ROB: OK.

11:14 STEELO: Yeah.

11:14 ROB: Oh, yeah.

11:15 So bored.

11:16 STEELO: Is he trying to be Jimmy Neutron?

11:17 Man.

11:18 Ah!

11:19 [vocalizing] ROB: Man.

11:22 Oh it worked.

11:24 I've got super powers now.

11:26 [rock music] Oh, man.

11:29 Ain't nothing like getting a little bit of a shocky-shock.

11:34 Don't be afraid now.

11:35 STEELO: What is he doing— why are you doing this?

11:36 Ah!

11:38 Why?

11:39 You were so bored.

11:40 He doesn't have a phone?

11:42 Right.

11:43 He definitely doesn't have a phone.

11:43 Get hits man a phone.

11:45 ROB: Look, this is what happens when you don't have a phone.

11:46 No.

11:47 Ah!

11:48 [laughs] ROB: OK.

11:49 What we doing?

11:50 HOST: Is this peanut butter?

11:51 ROB: This is way too much peanut butter.

11:53 OK.

11:54 STEELO: Oh, man.

11:55 ROB: Oh, yeah.

11:56 Oh, yeah.

11:56 Is that MrBeast?

11:57 This looks like MrBeast.

11:59 ROB: This is Mr.

12:00 Peanut Butter Beast?

12:02 Oh, look at all the peanut butter.

12:03 Oh.

12:05 It's just so gross.

12:07 OK, you ever try to interact with anybody in traffic?

12:10 I only need to tell somebody if their tank is open.

12:14 That's the only time I'm bothering you.

12:14 OK.

12:15 HOST: I you're trying to help.

12:16 Yeah.

12:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:18 Other than that, I'm not talking to you.

12:19 That's crazy.

12:19 Yeah, me neither.

12:20 It just depends.

12:21 Like, if you're trying to put yourself out there to engage,

12:23 you got something weird going on, you know what I mean,

12:25 you got a convertible Mustang, with a parrot on your shoulder?

12:27 STEELO: Yeah.

12:28 I'm gonna engage.

12:29 [laughter] I'll be like— this is why you're doing this— That's very specific.

12:34 This is why you're doing it.

12:35 I'm here for you.

12:36 HOST: Yeah.

12:36 I'm here for you.

12:37 I'll nod.

12:37 I'll nod you.

12:39 And I'll be like, oh— and people be like, cool car, or something,

12:41 but I'm not going to actually let my window down and talk to you.

12:43 That's crazy.

12:44 But I do think it's funny when people do it, you know?

12:46 For sure.

12:47 I can appreciate it.

12:48 Yeah.

12:48 Like, being able to, like, say a joke and then just drive away is amazing.

12:51 STEELO: Golden.

12:52 Yeah.

12:53 Maybe I should start doing it.

12:54 Hey, but it sucks when, like, you hit them with a zinger and then you're parked

12:58 next to each other and you're just trying not to, like,

13:00 look at each other— The awkward— the awkwardness?

13:01 Oh, my god.

13:03 You just feel the energy, you know what I mean?

13:04 Well, look, this whole category is people just having fun in traffic.

13:07 Take a look at Playing in Traffic.

13:09 HOST: Oh, I'm excited.

13:10 [cheering] [rock music] STEELO: What you got there?

13:17 MAN: What kind of dog is that?

13:18 STEELO: That's a big owl, too.

13:18 ROB: OK, look.

13:19 STEELO: It's like he told her, hey, somebody looking at us.

13:20 [laughter] Telepathically, he just told her brain?

13:23 STEELO: Yeah, 'cause she wasn't looking, and then the owl said something.

13:27 MAN: What kind of dog is that?

13:28 HOST: What kind of dog is that?

13:29 STEELO: What kind of—- Good one.

13:30 STEELO: --dog is that?

13:31 Good one.

13:31 You're hilarious.

13:34 HOST: Oh.

13:36 ROB: Hi there.

13:37 HOST: Oh, that's good.

13:38 STEELO: Oh, man.

13:39 That's good.

13:40 STEELO: He got your password?

13:41 ROB: That's it.

13:42 He got— this man has way too much information on you.

13:44 He's smiling 'cause he got your Social Security number.

13:46 ROB: That's it.

13:47 Like— STEELO: He like, yeah.

13:48 ROB: He's smiling 'cause he knows all your secrets.

13:50 STEELO: I have your identity, sir.

13:51 ROB: Hi.

13:52 I honestly think people should be doing that more.

13:54 Like, what a great way to make people laugh.

13:57 And you don't ever have to see them again.

13:58 That's so creepy.

13:59 Yeah, but you may never see him again,

14:01 but his face will be in your nightmares forever.

14:03 He did not enjoy this one bit.

14:05 He looks at him— This is too much, man.

14:09 Just, like— Two different experiences, too.

14:11 ROB: Oh, man, they're just exchanging pieces of soul right now.

14:15 Oh.

14:16 Super awkward.

14:19 MAN: Hey, over there.

14:19 Can I get over?

14:19 ROB: What?

14:20 It's a magic trick.

14:24 Just kidding.

14:24 I'm Dave.

14:25 That's funny.

14:25 Bro.

14:26 He got too much time on his hands.

14:27 Man, he really does.

14:28 STEELO: Yeah.

14:28 HOST: No, I'm a big fan of this.

14:30 ROB: He's trying to— STEELO: Are you?

14:31 ROB: --share this one with everybody, everywhere.

14:34 Hey.

14:34 Like, what, like, easy, free fun.

14:37 STEELO: Already creepy.

14:38 ROB: Oh, man.

14:38 STEELO: This is already creepy.

14:39 Look at her face.

14:40 Don't do it, ma'am.

14:42 Oh, man, there you have it.

14:43 Just spreading joy.

14:45 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

14:47 You know, you got a job, and no customers show up.

14:52 What do you do?

14:54 You— you don't do no work.

14:54 Yeah.

14:55 ROB: That's right.

14:57 You just get on your phone or something, or you just relax.

14:59 That's it.

14:59 STEELO: Yeah.

15:00 Eat some of the food.

15:01 STEELO: Yeah.

15:01 That's it.

15:02 I mean, it pretty much goes crazy because if the customers don't show,

15:05 then the employees are going to go stir crazy.

15:07 I'm changing the playlist.

15:08 ROB: That's it, yeah.

15:10 We run this restaurant now.

15:11 And that's right.

15:12 You get through everything on your phone, and then you're in a dead zone.

15:15 Yeah.

15:16 That's basically everybody in this category of No Customers.

15:19 [cheering] MAN: Ready?

15:25 ROB: Oh, my god.

15:28 OK, what are we— MAN: All right.

15:31 STEELO: Like, what was going on?

15:33 Man, you're really bored.

15:33 Yeah, super bored.

15:35 ROB: You found the leaf blower.

15:37 STEELO: Are y'all shutting— are they closing the store down?

15:39 They gotta be closing the store down.

15:40 Man.

15:42 It's that 24-hour grocery store when there's only, like, four or five people.

15:45 You're right.

15:45 1:00 AM, yeah.

15:46 [laughs] STEELO: OK.

15:49 ROB: OK, man.

15:50 This is how a Whopper's made, huh?

15:52 ROB: Man.

15:55 For some reason, it feels like it'd be somewhat relaxing.

15:58 I think it is.

15:59 I've seen people do this.

16:00 Wait, what?

16:00 STEELO: Yeah.

16:01 Where do you go?

16:02 It might be from doing the show, but over the years,

16:04 I've seen a lot of people wash up in these.

16:06 I mean, why not?

16:07 It's like a hot tub.

16:08 STEELO: I know.

16:09 You don't pay me enough.

16:10 Now I'm questioning where my dishes are being washed at, though.

16:12 Oh, know, for a fact.

16:13 [laughs] ROB: Oh, here we go.

16:17 STEELO: OK.

16:17 ROB: OK.

16:18 STEELO: Well, a little sugar in there, a little cream, OK.

16:20 ROB: Oh, don't you hit him with it.

16:21 Hit him— STEELO: Oh, man.

16:22 ROB: Oh.

16:23 STEELO: Respect.

16:24 ROB: Oh, you hit him with the— Vanilla latte in my hands?

16:26 A latte in my hands?

16:27 A latte in my hands.

16:28 Uh, latte in my hands, please.

16:31 I have a latte for my butt coming up next.

16:33 [laughter] A latte in my crack coming up- who ordered the latte in the crack?

16:37 Please come to the back.

16:38 [laughs] ROB: Oh, boy.

16:43 STEELO: There's nothing good that can come with this.

16:45 Get it.

16:46 Get it.

16:47 ROB: Oh.

16:49 OK, look.

16:49 Why would you— Go back.

16:51 OK, first of all, this is not going to impress her.

16:53 STEELO: No.

16:54 This is not the situation—- Yeah.

16:57 This is why the machine's broken.

16:58 It's because of you.

17:00 ROB: Ah, yes.

17:02 STEELO: You rang?

17:03 [laughter] But it is gonna to impress that guy.

17:07 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

17:10 [applause] I've taught my kids to get really good at being bored,

17:16 you know what I mean?

17:17 They don't get to watch TV.

17:19 They don't have any screens or anything.

17:21 They just got to figure it out.

17:22 What do they do?

17:23 You're good.

17:24 Just do nothing.

17:25 STEELO: OK.

17:27 HOST: Use their imagination.

17:28 ROB: Yeah, they just sort of meander, you know what I mean?

17:29 They end up, like, making up things and doing all types of weird stuff.

17:33 Now— this is not a joke— they both have

17:35 an imaginary friend that lives on the hill, named Jove.

17:39 It's the same friend?

17:41 Well, he started with, like, Jove and I are on the mountain,

17:44 and he always talks about being on the mountain with chickens.

17:47 And then she just tagged along.

17:49 And—- Yeah.

17:51 --she's so committed to Jove being, like,

17:53 their friend on the mountain that there's a part of me that thinks Jove is real.

17:57 And one time he described Jove as, like, you know, like, 6 foot 5 and red hair.

18:03 Jove's huge Yeah.

18:05 And I'm like, well, that's an odd description for a five-year-old,

18:07 you know what I mean?

18:10 But that's just the truth.

18:11 These kids are really talented at being bored.

18:13 Do you think that's good?

18:14 Yeah.

18:14 Oh, yeah.

18:15 Yeah, I think it's really good.

18:17 I like turning off the TV for my baby, and he just— just go play somewhere.

18:19 Go— No, I love that you, like— how old is the baby?

18:22 He's turning one next month.

18:24 ROB: This is what I'm saying.

18:25 Like— Go do something.

18:26 Go play or something, dude, seriously.

18:27 Look, I love turning the TV off for the baby and being like,

18:30 go crawl somewhere, little fella, you know.

18:32 OK, yeah, no, it's the right way to do it.

18:35 Teach them to be bored— HOST: Yeah.

18:37 --'cause that imagination kicks in, and these kids are definitely bored.

18:40 Take a look at Really Bored Kids.

18:44 [cheering] WOMAN: God.

18:48 Oh, my god.

18:49 ROB: Cheese, cheese.

18:50 WOMAN: (WHISPERING) Why did you do that?

18:52 (WHISPERING) I don't know.

18:53 I don't know.

18:54 I love how we're whispering back.

18:55 (WHISPERING) I don't know.

18:56 [laughter] WOMAN: (WHISPERING) Why did you do that?

19:01 (WHISPERING) I don't know.

19:02 (WHISPERING) I don't know.

19:03 She's so cute.

19:04 [laughter] OK.

19:06 ROB: OK.

19:08 Oh, no.

19:08 STEELO: Oh, OK.

19:09 ROB: Oh.

19:09 STEELO: All right.

19:11 Yeah.

19:12 Oh, tongue exfoliation on the screen, for sure.

19:16 You can see where it got exfoliated, right there.

19:17 HOST: Yeah.

19:17 STEELO: Oh, god.

19:18 [laughs] Aw.

19:22 STEELO: What are we doing?

19:22 WOMAN: What did y'all do?

19:25 We trying to bring the world together.

19:26 [laughter] If white people and Black people were one,

19:30 we could— we could live together, you know?

19:31 It's crazy.

19:32 [laughter] WOMAN: What did y'all do?

19:36 STEELO: Oh, peace in the world is what we're saying.

19:38 WOMAN: Y'all, look at the powder in the air.

19:40 Wait— oh.

19:42 What is that?

19:43 STEELO: It looks crazy when you don't even think it's real.

19:45 It looks like a filter.

19:46 [laughter] ROB: Nah, I'm just having a good time.

19:50 Man.

19:51 STEELO: Just chilling.

19:52 Just— WOMAN: Who did it?

19:53 The one that's putting herself to sleep.

19:55 The baby said, I'm good.

19:58 I'll put myself to sleep, actually.

19:59 All hail goose.

20:00 ROB: OK.

20:01 What are we doing?

20:01 STEELO: Oh, hell.

20:02 ROB: OK.

20:05 All right, I don't know.

20:07 I don't know what we're doing here, but we shouldn't be geese worshiping.

20:10 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

20:13 OK, Carly, you grew up on the East Coast and the New York City area.

20:19 Mm-hmm.

20:22 Did you ever go cow tipping?

20:23 No, I've.

20:24 Never seen a cow in my life.

20:25 ROB: OK, OK.

20:28 Look, there's nothing— nothing will bring your spirit

20:30 higher than a cuddling cow video—- Love it.

20:32 --you know what I mean?

20:33 And look, I grew up in Ohio, but in the suburbs around the city.

20:37 And so cows were close to me 'cause I was half a mile to a cow— CARLY: Wow.

20:42 --you know what I mean?

20:43 And cow tipping was, like, a thing that people did.

20:45 And I was— But you never saw it, though, right?

20:48 'Cause you said that people were tipping cows,

20:50 but you never actually saw them tip a cow.

20:52 I've never seen it, no.

20:53 I do think it is a Midwest, like, lie— STEELO: Myth.

20:56 Yeah.

20:56 --'cause, like, when I jumped the fence— and it was like— you know,

20:59 'cause the thing is, like, all the cows are standing asleep.

21:02 Well, I walked out to the herd,

21:04 and they were all standing there with their eyes open.

21:07 And when they saw me, they [bleep] scattered.

21:10 Right.

21:10 So it's like— I don't even believe that it is.

21:13 And I once googled it to look for footage of it on the internet.

21:17 Was unable to find any.

21:19 Interesting.

21:20 Cow tipping's like [bleep] aliens, you know what I mean?

21:22 Yeah.

21:23 It feels real.

21:24 Yeah, you know.

21:25 It's a little hard to say.

21:26 Well, look, this category right here is people

21:28 that are just enjoying life in a small town.

21:31 Take a look at Small Town Fun.

21:33 [cheering] All right, here we go.

21:38 Hay bailin'!

21:38 CARLY: Oh, god.

21:39 STEELO: Oh, man.

21:40 Oh!

21:42 He fell, like, four times.

21:42 STEELO: He did.

21:43 He did.

21:45 He did.

21:46 He was, like, full pinball.

21:46 CARLY: Yeah.

21:47 ROB: We got the dong.

21:48 We got the back.

21:49 We got the neck.

21:50 [laughter] Oh, here we go.

21:53 STEELO: Oh, my god!

21:55 Why?

21:55 Oh, no!

21:56 CARLY: No.

21:56 STEELO: Charge me up.

21:57 No.

21:58 Charge me up.

21:58 Get my battery going.

22:00 I need a jump.

22:01 Yeah.

22:02 Come on.

22:03 STEELO: He's got a good grip.

22:05 CARLY: The crab didn't deserve that, though.

22:05 They're together for life now.

22:08 They're getting married.

22:09 The crab's having the time of his life right now.

22:10 STEELO: For sure.

22:11 You're gonna hit her in the face.

22:12 ROB: Don't.

22:13 Don't do it.

22:14 We already know it's not gonna work.

22:15 STEELO: You're gonna to hit her in the face, dude.

22:17 Oh, god.

22:18 You were never good at lacrosse.

22:19 ROB: Oh, boy.

22:21 CARLY: She should cover her face, at least.

22:22 There you go.

22:23 ROB: There you go.

22:24 Go— wow.

22:25 STEELO: Hey, yo!

22:27 OK.

22:27 That was hard, though, too.

22:29 ROB: He is accurate.

22:29 STEELO: And respect.

22:30 Yeah.

22:31 ROB: Man.

22:31 CARLY: Wow.

22:33 STEELO: Will you marry me?

22:34 Yeah.

22:35 [laughs] There you have it for Small Town Fun.

22:38 [cheering] Well, one thing that will

22:42 certainly happen around Thanksgiving is traffic— Traffic?

22:47 --you know what I mean?

22:48 Like, when everybody's, like, getting out to go,

22:49 and the airport's crazy during the holidays.

22:51 Crazy.

22:53 You know, that golden era of panty traffic is gone, you know what I mean?

22:57 I hate driving.

22:58 ROB: Yeah, look—- It's the worst.

22:59 --I will avoid going anywhere for traffic, period.

23:02 Me, too.

23:03 Oh, yeah, no, I set up— like,

23:04 I will only set up meetings between 10:00 and 1:00,

23:07 'cause I'm not messing with that lunchtime traffic, You feel me?

23:10 And then from, like, basically, 3:00 to 4:00.

23:15 [laughs] I'm like, I need to leave before

23:18 the 5:00 PM traffic hits, so, like, you know?

23:20 Mm, mm-mm.

23:22 Well, look, this category is filled

23:23 with people trying to enjoy themselves inside traffic.

23:26 Take a look at Traffic Pastimes.

23:28 [cheering] [cowbell dinging] STEELO: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

23:37 More cowbell.

23:38 STEELO: Anything to beat our Uber now.

23:40 ROB: More, more, more.

23:41 More cowbell.

23:41 STEELO: Taxi drivers gotta do whatever they can to get people in their cars.

23:44 Yeah, hey, Uber beating his ass.

23:46 He gotta play bongos in this bitch.

23:47 ROB: Yeah.

23:48 STEELO: Like, what the— ROB: Man,

23:51 you know you are in a really bad spot if this ever happens.

23:55 STEELO: I think that band.

23:56 Look at this guy right here.

23:58 ROB: Yeah.

23:59 STEELO: I'm his manager.

24:00 [laughter] ROB: Yeah.

24:02 Just— man.

24:03 CHANEL: [laughs] ROB: Hey.

24:05 Is that my ride?

24:06 That's totally the vibe.

24:08 We're going to make big money off this guy.

24:10 Am I right or am I right?

24:12 You see the amount of people out here with their phones?

24:13 CHANEL: Look at, we're already selling out shows.

24:15 STEELO: Yeah.

24:16 [laughter] Oh, how's your short game, bro?

24:20 ROB: Got my loafers on.

24:22 [laughter] That's a bad putt, sir.

24:25 It was a horrible putt.

24:26 ROB: I mean, we're talking about the worst possible putt.

24:29 You shouldn't even own clubs.

24:31 Cannot golf.

24:32 Oh, no.

24:35 Here he is again, back for his revenge.

24:37 STEELO: Come on, y'all.

24:38 I'm trying to get out of town for Thanksgiving.

24:40 ROB: It's the middle of summer.

24:41 I'm not even [bleep] working right now.

24:43 STEELO: He trying to get out of town for Thanksgiving?

24:44 ROB: Yeah.

24:46 Yeah, he's trying to escape before he's eaten.

24:47 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

24:50 Welcome back to our very special episode of Ridiculousness,

24:53 celebrating the debut album of Chanel West Coast, America's Sweetheart.

24:59 Thank you.

25:00 I'm raising the roof with my West Coasters.

25:01 CHANEL: Hey.

25:03 STEELO: It's different.

25:03 [laughter] OK, look, I was watching the "No Plans" video, OK?

25:11 [light laughter] I don't know who that dude was, but what's up?

25:17 STEELO: He's method.

25:18 What's up?

25:18 He's method.

25:19 What is up?

25:21 Actually, he was very excited and down to be in the video.

25:24 He seemed excited.

25:26 Let's just say he did a great job playing my bae in the video.

25:28 He did.

25:28 He did.

25:29 Fake bae was really on that bootay.

25:33 Fake bae was on that real [bleep].

25:36 Like, hmm, whoa, hey, that was inappropriate.

25:38 [laughs] But, look, "No Plans" is about you don't got something planned,

25:44 you know what I mean?

25:45 So anything could go, you know?

25:46 Yep.

25:47 This category right here is people with no plans and no friends,

25:50 so they're doing everything by themselves.

25:53 Take a look at No Plans.

25:55 [cheering] I'm bored.

26:01 [rock music] What up?

26:05 Oh, please.

26:06 Not again, Darryl.

26:07 Aw.

26:08 Again?

26:08 He's got pretty good aim, though.

26:10 ROB: Yeah.

26:11 Not the goats.

26:12 CHANEL: How many animals does he have?

26:14 They're all, like, so annoyed with him.

26:16 STEELO: Yeah.

26:17 [laughs] STEELO: Ooh.

26:19 ROB: Oh, me and you.

26:20 Right here, right here, right here.

26:22 OK.

26:24 I'm right here.

26:25 Right here then.

26:26 STEELO: No.

26:26 Bad move.

26:27 Come on, kitty.

26:28 ROB: Yeah.

26:29 Beat you, you dumb— oh!

26:31 Oh!

26:32 Ah!

26:32 ROB: Oh!

26:34 It really attacked him.

26:34 ROB: Yeah, he's pissed.

26:35 STEELO: Why do you always go first?

26:37 That's it.

26:37 CHANEL: [laughs] STEELO: Sir, you're driving like this?

26:43 ROB: I'm gonna pass out and just go in circles on my train.

26:45 He get a DUI in the house?

26:46 [laughs] ROB: Pull over.

26:48 I'm all set, yeah?

26:49 Yeah.

26:49 ROB: Oh, here we go.

26:50 (SINGING) Just me and me and me.

26:52 STEELO: Me verse me.

26:53 ROB: (SINGING) And me and me and me and me.

26:56 Your serve hit the net.

26:57 What?

26:58 ROB: What?

26:59 I did not.

27:00 [applause] OK, Chanel, did you ever wish you had a sibling growing up?

27:06 CHANEL: I did.

27:06 OK.

27:07 I wished that, when I was little, I had a sibling.

27:08 But then as I got older and realized I get more on my own,

27:12 I was like, this is kind of cool.

27:13 OK.

27:14 Now, did you ever, like, threaten your mother and say, like, make me a kid now?

27:19 I think when I was really little, I was just like, why?

27:21 Like, I got really mad about it, and I would be like,

27:23 why don't I have a little brother or sister?

27:24 I want to boss somebody around.

27:26 Yeah?

27:28 OK, well, look, this category is filled with little

27:29 kids that just wish they had a sibling.

27:31 Take a look at Make Me a Sibling.

27:34 [cheering] (SINGING) I love the coolness on my head.

27:42 STEELO: You gotta get this kid a sibling.

27:43 ROB: No, no.

27:44 It looks [bleep] relaxing, for whatever reason.

27:46 It does.

27:47 STEELO: I could go to sleep like this.

27:50 This should be, like, a spa thing, shouldn't It?

27:52 Sir, would you like to try the mud swing?

27:53 The mud swing.

27:55 [laughs] Oh, I'm getting very, very bored.

28:01 [laughter] He said, I'm very, very bored,

28:03 and they're just getting drunk in front of him.

28:05 Go back.

28:06 Cheers to getting a break from your kids.

28:07 Cheers to only having one.

28:09 STEELO: We stopped.

28:10 We knew we were gonna stop, right?

28:11 I'm getting very, very bored.

28:13 Oh, he's bored.

28:14 Yeah, you want to get on board?

28:15 Take a shot of this.

28:16 [laughs] [cries] Your hand's stuck, huh?

28:21 ROB: There he is.

28:21 STEELO: He is not.

28:22 ROB: All right.

28:22 No, you're fine.

28:23 STEELO: He is not.

28:23 Let's get over here.

28:24 Let's move you over here.

28:24 Let's do it.

28:24 ROB: OK.

28:25 STEELO: Where are you going?

28:26 ROB: Oh, oh.

28:26 Look at— STEELO: Where are you— OK.

28:28 Oh.

28:30 ROB: Oh.

28:30 OK.

28:31 ROB: Oh, again?

28:32 Not again.

28:33 WOMAN: Why are you like this?

28:34 CHANEL: Oh!

28:35 STEELO: Why are you like this?

28:36 [cries] WOMAN: [laughs] But if I'm that parent, I don't help him.

28:41 Yeah, but you can't 'cause he does it all day.

28:43 Have to just leave him there.

28:44 ROB: Yeah.

28:44 He'll figure it out.

28:45 [screams] ROB: I'm so bored.

28:48 I'm so bored!

28:48 WOMAN: Stop!

28:49 Stop!

28:50 I thought he was gonna hit his head on the refrigerator.

28:51 The whole time, I was scared for him.

28:53 I'm gonna throw up, wake up in a different universe.

28:55 [laughs] ROB: Here we go.

28:58 Got it.

28:59 There you go.

29:00 WOMAN: Oh, no.

29:02 ROB: Oh, no.

29:04 A sibling, or a dad works, too.

29:05 Like— [laughter] Yeah.

29:08 To catch the [bleep] ball.

29:11 ROB: You could get a brother, but where's your dad?

29:13 OK.

29:14 WOMAN: Oh, no.

29:16 ROB: Oh, no.

29:17 CHANEL: [gasps] [cries] Oh, man.

29:22 There you have it for Make Me a Sibling.

29:25 [cheering] OK, I know that each of you

29:29 have had some questionable pasts, all right?

29:31 You got into some trouble here and there.

29:33 Have either of you ever been on house arrest?

29:35 No.

29:36 Wait.

29:36 What was my past?

29:37 I don't know.

29:39 Have you ever been grounded?

29:40 Grounded?

29:40 We don't really do that.

29:41 ROB: No?

29:42 Not really.

29:43 I was grounded, like, my whole childhood, I feel like.

29:45 Really?

29:46 I mean, I was a very social kid.

29:48 I had no brothers and sisters.

29:49 Friends were my life.

29:50 So as soon as I did something bad, no friends.

29:52 What's the longest, like, bid you did?

29:55 [laughs] With no friends?

29:57 No, I remember— ROB: You did, like, a full month?

30:00 CHANEL: I did a full— yeah— ROB: Did you lose your mind?

30:02 It was so depressing.

30:03 I remember just sitting there crying,

30:04 listening to "What's Luv?" by Fat Joe on the radio,

30:07 wishing— [laughter] --wishing I was at the movies with my crush.

30:11 But how's that look, though?

30:12 Like, did your friends put, like, money on your books?

30:14 Like— [laughter] No, they couldn't call me either.

30:19 They couldn't call you?

30:19 No, I wasn't allowed— No, you're supposed to get a call, fam.

30:21 No.

30:22 No phone, no TV.

30:23 I was bored as hell.

30:25 OK, well, look, everybody knows exactly what you went through

30:27 in this category 'cause all of them are on House Arrest.

30:30 Take a look.

30:32 [cheering] WOMAN: Wee!

30:36 Wee!

30:37 Wee!

30:39 Oh, my god, you're so bored.

30:41 This Chanel grounded, 100%.

30:42 ROB: Yeah.

30:44 STEELO: No friends?

30:44 ROB: Man.

30:45 [bleep] getting mad, just dreaming of the mall.

30:48 [laughter] The goal is to drink this water

30:51 bottle in one— in one or under one second.

30:55 Oh, drinking the water in under one second.

30:57 Here we go.

30:58 Oh!

30:59 [laughter] Looks like a [bleep] cartoon character.

31:03 STEELO: I swear to God.

31:04 Yeah.

31:05 I swear to God, from the very beginning, I was like, who drew him?

31:08 [laughter] ROB: Man.

31:10 STEELO: How is he not first, second, third?

31:11 He's home-schooled.

31:12 [laughter] BOY: Basically, all you have to do is just, like, say [bleep].

31:18 I don't care if this is entertaining— ROB: I'm inventive.

31:19 BOY: --or even if it makes sense.

31:20 I don't care.

31:22 I'm gonna post this.

31:23 So that's what I did.

31:24 ROB: And I'm bored.

31:24 BOY: And it's working, so I'm going to keep doing it.

31:26 Ah-ha.

31:27 His narrative skills are really good, though.

31:28 ROB: But—- Like— --who's still talking if your mouth is closed?

31:32 BOY: So that's what I did, and— That's him.

31:34 He did an edit.

31:35 It's like a Disney movie.

31:36 [laughter] ROB: Uh-oh.

31:37 STEELO: Oh, my god.

31:38 I thought that was a real person.

31:40 I was like, don't— I was like, please don't.

31:43 ROB: But even— this is practicing murder.

31:45 This is not— there's nothing about this, like, oh,

31:49 let me get her in a nice outfit in a position.

31:51 Let me put her neck up to chop her head off.

31:53 STEELO: Yeah.

31:54 ROB: Yeah.

31:55 STEELO: Oh, my god!

31:56 OK, there you go.

31:58 That is exactly why you're not allowed to murder.

31:59 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

32:01 [cheering]