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0:01 ROB: Oh.
0:02 Oh.
0:03 STEELO: That probably helps a lot, though.
0:05 Yeah, and it's like she can basically give an indication
0:08 to the tattoo artist of how much pain she's actually feeling.
0:11 It's either her screaming or just— STEELO: Oh god.
0:15 ROB: I'm good.
0:15 I'm real good.
0:16 I'm fine.
0:18 [UPBEAT MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] OK, I feel like if you're in college these days,
0:25 you could do like a thousand things besides being in college.
0:29 Yeah.
0:29 Like what?
0:30 DJ.
0:31 OK.
0:31 You mean like— Start a company.
0:33 STEELO: Yeah, social media.
0:34 You're an influencer.
0:36 Streaming.
0:37 Yeah.
0:37 This day and age, like, you go to school as, like, your backup while you're,
0:40 like, building your career from your dorm, you know what I mean?
0:43 That's crazy.
0:44 Yeah, no, it felt good to say it.
0:45 STEELO: It did.
0:46 It felt real.
0:46 Damn, that's really, like, how it works, you know?
0:48 But the truth is, you're gonna get a bad education.
0:51 You know what I mean?
0:52 You can't multitask, and you can't do all these different things
0:55 and think that you're gonna be Mark Zuckerberg.
0:57 Right.
0:58 But still try.
0:59 STEELO: Yeah.
0:59 You know what I mean?
1:00 Just wait till the end to see if you didn't become it.
1:03 This category right here is all people doing everything but learning.
1:06 Take a look at Multitask University.
1:09 [APPLAUSE] MAN: Serving in the morning.
1:14 STEELO: He getting him right.
1:16 ROB: Man, you're lucky.
1:18 CARLY: Where's the teacher, by the way?
1:19 'Cause I don't see the teacher in the classroom.
1:21 STEELO: I know.
1:22 The teacher must be getting his hair cut, too.
1:24 Teacher's in line.
1:25 STEELO: Yeah.
1:26 I'm right after.
1:27 MAN: 7:00 in the morning.
1:29 And he looking right.
1:30 What better time to get a haircut?
1:33 ROB: Oh, charcuterie.
1:36 Wow.
1:38 STEELO: Oh, man.
1:38 ROB: Wow, man.
1:39 STEELO: You could be selling it, though, in class, making money.
1:41 Yeah, what's with the glasses, too?
1:44 Wine glass, take it around.
1:45 I love that.
1:45 10 a glass.
1:46 Yeah, that was a business.
1:48 STEELO: Yeah, make them alcoholics.
1:49 Yeah.
1:52 And.
1:53 STEELO: No, bro.
1:56 He bald head with a shower cap on, first of all.
1:58 He's a maniac.
1:59 I would marry him.
2:00 ROB: Man.
2:01 'Cause he's so clean 'Cause he's so— he just— he gets it.
2:03 He gets me.
2:04 Look, that's a man that stays clean.
2:07 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
2:10 OK, I've tried to ride a unicycle.
2:13 I did, too.
2:14 I've ridden one before.
2:14 ROB: Oh, you have?
2:15 Successfully?
2:16 Yeah, successfully.
2:17 For a few.
2:18 I'm not, like, a uni guy.
2:19 I don't do this.
2:20 That sounds hard.
2:21 ROB: Hey, listen to me.
2:22 If you can ride a unicycle, you're a uni guy.
2:24 No, I've only done it for a few.
2:26 Probably like maybe like seven to 10 seconds.
2:28 But like why?
2:29 Just because it was there?
2:30 Somebody had one.
2:31 You were like, let me try this.
2:32 Get on that.
2:33 Yeah, yeah.
2:33 No, I just tip down, tip back.
2:35 You know what I mean?
2:36 Said it ain't for me.
2:37 No, somebody started me off.
2:38 ROB: Oh, they did?
2:39 Yeah, I'm not— you think I'm a real uni guy?
2:41 You think I just grabbed it and just was, like, natural?
2:43 How do they start you off?
2:44 Do they got to— from the front, the back, and like— Why you making this awkward?
2:47 HOST: I'm asking how do you do it.
2:48 It's like I know how you start somebody off on a bicycle.
2:51 Like they just grabbing my crotch.
2:52 You made it awkward.
2:53 On my booty or something.
2:54 ROB: Plug you right here.
2:55 I'm, like, trying to picture it.
2:56 How they grip this man?
2:58 Oh my god.
2:58 They were in there.
2:59 ROB: Hey, hey, hey.
3:00 I know it seems awkward, but you gotta grab the nuts.
3:03 Well, look, here's the thing.
3:05 When you're a uni guy, you uni everything.
3:07 You know what I mean?
3:08 And once you get to uni-ing, you uni any which way but loose.
3:12 That is every uni-er in this category because all of them are Uni-Taskers.
3:17 Take a look.
3:18 [APPLAUSE] Come on.
3:20 Hey, start right here.
3:22 STEELO: Yeah, like,.
3:23 ROB: Oh, man, see?
3:24 STEELO: You've peaked.
3:25 You've peaked.
3:26 ROB: Oh, man.
3:27 STEELO: Does he really play like this?
3:29 I love how he, like, slipped, went backwards, and still hit it straight.
3:33 That man went the other way.
3:34 Oh, that's crazy.
3:35 He's talented.
3:36 Bro, he's very talented.
3:37 I'd be into this.
3:38 HOST: I love it.
3:39 STEELO: If he was, like, a golfer that did this for real and rolled
3:42 down the fairway every time, I'd be into this.
3:44 This would be hard.
3:46 ROB: OK.
3:48 Now you're just like— you gotta make sure everybody knows you uni.
3:51 He uni for real 'cause that's an extended seat.
3:53 ROB: Man.
3:54 STEELO: That seat is heightened.
3:55 ROB: How do you even launch that height?
3:57 STEELO: Yeah, you're a clown, low key.
3:58 ROB: You can't stand on it.
4:00 STEELO: You have to be a clown.
4:02 MAN: How's it going?
4:04 WOMAN: Good, how's it going with you?
4:05 STEELO: Logan Paul is dropping off your packages.
4:08 That look just like Logan Paul.
4:10 Man, Logan Paul.
4:11 OK, Logan Paul coming in with the FedEx order.
4:13 STEELO: Crazy.
4:15 Gonna be beautiful all week.
4:16 ROB: Oh, WWE is over.
4:17 I've just being uni-ing a lot lately.
4:20 Yeah.
4:22 ROB: OK.
4:22 STEELO: OK.
4:23 ROB: OK, let me get some multiple angles.
4:25 I'm live again, guys.
4:27 I'm live again with the uni cut.
4:28 I love he got the Mohawk cut, too.
4:30 Like, it's like one track going down the middle for the uni.
4:32 ROB: That's it.
4:33 I stay balanced everywhere.
4:35 HOST: Forward, back.
4:36 That's talent in small space.
4:38 STEELO: It's not needed.
4:40 ROB: Yeah, this is like that America's Got Talent audition tape.
4:42 STEELO: Yeah.
4:44 You got rejected.
4:45 OK, our guest today, singer, songwriter, producer, actor,
4:51 got a new album, Electric Dust, coming out.
4:53 This is one of the most talented human beings this stage has ever seen.
4:57 Welcome the one and only Leon Thomas.
4:59 I thank you.
5:00 Thank you.
5:00 [APPLAUSE] Man, I just— I mean, it is Broadway.
5:05 It's— it's making music, singing music.
5:07 It's acting.
5:08 It's TV shows.
5:09 It's movies.
5:10 It's producing.
5:11 You have three tracks that you produced on Certified Lover Boy.
5:14 Yes, sir.
5:15 With pleasure, man.
5:18 Thank you, thank you.
5:19 I mean, stuff on Ariana Grande's album.
5:22 Like, how does a young man end up, like, Broadway to the studio with Drake?
5:27 How does this happen?
5:28 Well, listen, I come from a family of musicians,
5:31 and music has always been a part of my life.
5:34 But production has definitely been the leading force so far.
5:38 I really love working with a lot of the artists that I do.
5:41 And, you know, Ariana is actually a really good friend of mine.
5:44 And working with Drake just kind of came
5:46 through a lot of hard work and dedication.
5:48 ROB: Yeah, no, it's— look, it's unbelievable.
5:50 Now, what do you like to do the most?
5:52 You can do all that.
5:53 Do you miss Broadway?
5:54 I just like getting creative, man.
5:56 Honestly, you know, working on music for myself has been a really good time.
6:00 And I'm about to put some stuff out, so I'm pretty hyped about it, yeah.
6:04 OK, well, look dedicated to your ability to be so many different things,
6:09 this first category is people doing a bunch of different things at once.
6:13 Take a look at Multi-Hyphenated Magic.
6:15 Let's get into it.
6:16 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: My man erasing a Rubik's Cube at same time.
6:23 ROB: Juggle and the Cube and the juggle and the Cube and the juggle.
6:26 LEON: Oh, man.
6:26 ROB: Look, man.
6:27 STEELO: This is so cool in grammar school.
6:29 ROB: Man.
6:30 STEELO: Soon as you go to high school,
6:31 though, ain't no chicks looking for you, bro.
6:33 CHANEL: Well, after high school,
6:34 he's gonna have money 'cause he's gonna be smart, doing something right.
6:37 And then the chicks are gonna be after him.
6:40 OK, OK.
6:42 Oh, man.
6:44 Really shaving.
6:45 What?
6:46 STEELO: Oh, he on the iPad, too?
6:47 ROB: Man.
6:48 STEELO: He' checking the mail.
6:50 ROB: No, he's got the mirror.
6:51 STEELO: I didn't know if he was using the iPad as a mirror, though.
6:53 This is a life.
6:55 ROB: All right, there you go.
6:56 Text the homies.
6:56 STEELO: Dad of the year.
6:57 LEON: Oh, OK.
6:58 STEELO: Dad of the year.
6:59 ROB: Staying fit, texting the homies, rocking the baby.
7:02 LEON: He's doing it.
7:03 He's doing it.
7:04 Baby's my spotter.
7:06 [LAUGHTER] OK.
7:08 ROB: Oh, there we go.
7:09 Oh.
7:10 STEELO: Hey.
7:11 LEON: I can't juggle [BLEEP].
7:12 CHANEL: That was good.
7:14 That was fire.
7:15 Look, as an expert in this field, I can tell you,
7:18 that's a much harder trick than just doing a shove it or a kickflip.
7:22 This is the hard flip.
7:24 This man is talented.
7:25 STEELO: Does Street League need, like, a halftime performer?
7:27 ROB: Yeah, I mean.
7:28 STEELO: Get this dude right here.
7:29 This is a easy call.
7:31 There you have it for Multi-Hyphenate Magic.
7:35 Ooh-wee.
7:37 You know, you got to be careful not to buy too much dog.
7:41 Unless you're ready for it.
7:43 I'm about to get two dogs.
7:43 I told you.
7:44 Two big dogs.
7:45 Big ones.
7:45 ROB: That's what I mean.
7:46 Like, you're against it right now.
7:47 No, I'm good with it.
7:48 I don't like when I see really big dogs with really small owners.
7:52 Like, that dog can control you.
7:53 But I'm gonna be good with my dogs.
7:55 Yeah, I mean, I think about, like,
7:57 if you accidentally get one of those mega rottweilers.
8:00 Yeah.
8:01 You know what I mean?
8:02 It ends up being like 125.
8:03 That's what I want it to be, no?
8:05 You don't want to have a big one?
8:06 I mean, when that 125er sees a duck in the backyard.
8:09 Yeah.
8:10 You think you're gonna be able to slow that man down?
8:13 Yeah.
8:13 We're eating duck for dinner.
8:14 For sure.
8:15 No.
8:16 I'm not gonna have, like, just some free-for-all ghetto dog out here.
8:20 He gonna be trained and, like, real type security dog.
8:25 Until he sees a duck.
8:26 Maybe.
8:26 Duck is their kryptonite?
8:28 ROB: Yeah.
8:29 I can't control myself.
8:31 Hey, the bigger the dog, the bigger you must be.
8:34 Everybody in this category has a dog that they can't handle.
8:37 Take a look at Too Much Dog.
8:39 [APPLAUSE] Uh-oh.
8:45 STEELO: See, yeah.
8:46 It's that one right there.
8:47 Why would he run over him?
8:49 ROB: Oh.
8:49 STEELO: He think they playing.
8:50 ROB: Man.
8:51 STEELO: Oh, that's too many dogs.
8:52 Dog overload.
8:54 That German shepherd don't care if you ain't worked out in a while.
8:57 She can't walk both of them.
8:59 LOLO: Like, is the dog park at her house?
9:00 Like.
9:02 STEELO: Charge 20 a head.
9:04 Oh my gosh.
9:08 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.
9:10 STEELO: Uh-oh.
9:11 Get that last baby.
9:14 ROB: Oh, oh, OK.
9:15 OK.
9:15 Just rolled her out.
9:16 ROB: Listen to me.
9:17 Took her out.
9:18 Listen to me.
9:19 That dog come running out, scooped you up backwards, and ran you off the porch.
9:24 LOLO: Took her down the stairs.
9:25 STEELO: You don't even see it.
9:26 ROB: Man, listen, she's in the middle of a reverse rodeo out of nowhere.
9:32 You know what I mean?
9:34 She's in full panic.
9:36 She'll never forget this.
9:39 ROB: Way too big.
9:40 It's like a bear.
9:41 STEELO: Bro, what you doing over here?
9:42 ROB: Oh.
9:43 LOLO: You're one of us?
9:44 ROB: Oh, man.
9:45 The fact the deer even walked over there is, like— usually they're more scared.
9:48 And then tried to act like he wasn't even looking at them.
9:50 I don't see nothing.
9:51 Tried to play it off.
9:52 You trying to tell me you don't smell this?
9:54 You know, they're like, what— what type of dog is that?
9:59 LOLO: He went to the grill.
10:00 He's like, what are y'all cooking?
10:03 ROB: Oh.
10:05 OK.
10:06 All right, you're fine.
10:09 STEELO: Oh, man.
10:10 ROB: OK.
10:11 No, you're not.
10:12 Dislocated shoulder.
10:14 STEELO: Yeah, for sure.
10:15 LOLO: Yeah.
10:17 Ooh.
10:20 ROB: Oh.
10:21 Oh, whoa.
10:23 Oh, oh, double dog, double dog.
10:25 STEELO: He already knew.
10:26 He knew he messed up.
10:27 ROB: Struggling.
10:29 Whoa.
10:30 There you have it for Too Much Dog.
10:33 [APPLAUSE] OK, how were you guys in school?
10:39 Was it easy for you guys to pay attention during class?
10:42 Pay attention?
10:43 I got ADHD.
10:44 It wasn't easy to pay attention, but some classes, the ones you enjoy.
10:48 What was that?
10:49 Science was cool.
10:51 ROB: OK.
10:51 Math.
10:52 ROB: No.
10:53 You enjoyed science and math?
10:55 Yeah, I was good at science and math.
10:57 Reading was, like, a little bit— that was the one that I was like,
10:59 this is too much— ROB: Reading.
11:01 My brain is too crazy to sit here and play this game with you.
11:04 But then but you could connect with, like, dissecting a frog.
11:10 Why did you go— I couldn't even get it out.
11:13 Try to put it together.
11:14 I couldn't even get it out.
11:15 I'm just like— I was so proud of myself of, like,
11:18 putting you in science class dissecting a frog, locked in.
11:21 STEELO: I guess the anatomy of anything is probably interesting.
11:23 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
11:25 OK, look, this category right here is all people
11:28 that are having a hard time learning because they can't focus.
11:31 Take a look at Distracted Learners.
11:33 STEELO: People.
11:34 HOST: Me.
11:35 STEELO: Let's do it.
11:38 ROB: Oh, man, OK.
11:40 Look, I don't even— I just started growing these.
11:45 STEELO: He bearded up.
11:46 He been there two years too long.
11:48 Same class, same day, every day.
11:51 That's so nasty.
11:53 ROB: Oh.
11:54 Can't learn.
11:56 Oh.
11:57 STEELO: I'm just rolling through.
11:59 He loved it.
12:00 You got an A.
12:00 You got an A.
12:01 Hey, hey, right there, A-plus.
12:04 STEELO: A A for awesome.
12:06 That's what she is.
12:08 HOST: She got an A and suspended at the same time.
12:10 STEELO: He love it.
12:11 ROB: Man.
12:11 I love a Black mullet.
12:13 ROB: Man.
12:14 I see a Black mullet, I get excited.
12:16 ROB: Man, this man—- That's a shag.
12:18 I ain't never seen one.
12:19 This is a teacher.
12:20 This is a— this is what you want out of your teacher.
12:22 For sure.
12:24 ROB: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
12:29 STEELO: Oh, man, smooth, smooth.
12:31 The soccer team strikes again.
12:32 ROB: There it is.
12:34 They school named Travis?
12:35 Like, who is that?
12:37 Travis Scott?
12:38 Who is this Travis person?
12:39 ROB: I'm saying, like, that's it?
12:40 It's just Travis High School.
12:42 STEELO: What's the most famous Travis we can think of?
12:44 Barker.
12:45 That's his school, for sure.
12:51 ROB: I just love charcuterie.
12:52 HOST: A charcuterie board.
12:53 If I could just get some salami.
12:55 Probably got a famous TikTok called Cooking in Class.
12:57 Is it?
12:58 No, I just made it up, but that would be dope.
13:00 Do it, bro.
13:01 There's probably a thousand.
13:02 You know what I mean?
13:03 STEELO: It probably really is.
13:03 ROB: We're just not on TikTok.
13:04 HOST: What is that?
13:05 STEELO: I don't know.
13:06 It's clean, though, whatever it is.
13:07 It's healthy.
13:08 I love it.
13:10 ROB: And ready.
13:11 OK.
13:13 HOST: Feet fetishes.
13:15 ROB: Got your toes.
13:17 HOST: Got some big feet.
13:18 STEELO: Yeah, the ones to the left right in front.
13:21 ROB: Where are we going?
13:23 Oh, the one to the left with the bigger foot.
13:24 ROB: Man, that big—- Popped her.
13:26 ROB: Man.
13:27 Popped her.
13:27 That foot was as— every bit of her face, forehead to chin.
13:30 STEELO: That's crazy.
13:31 HOST: All of it.
13:32 ROB: Just zah-dow.
13:34 And y'all already in detention.
13:35 You can't learn with a footprint on your forehead.
13:37 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
13:40 [APPLAUSE] Here's the thing about being a mom.
13:45 You got to be able to do everything
13:47 that you want to do and manage the child, OK?
13:50 It's difficult.
13:51 When you have a child, should you leave that child at home and hit the club?
13:57 I mean, you gotta find balance, first of all.
13:59 So, yeah, you can't just be leaving your kid at home.
14:02 OK, with that being said,
14:04 can you— is it OK to take that child with you to the club?
14:08 100%.
14:10 My dad was a DJ, so I spent actually a lot of time in clubs as a kid.
14:14 This makes so much sense.
14:16 Well, look, being a mom requires a lot.
14:19 And all these moms are kind of pushing the level right here.
14:22 They're doing a little bit too much with their kids.
14:24 We call it Multi-Momming.
14:25 Take a look.
14:26 STEELO: Multi-Momming.
14:27 [APPLAUSE] ROB: Oh, hey.
14:33 All right.
14:34 OK.
14:35 STEELO: Hey, bro.
14:36 ROB: Hey.
14:37 She is on the angriest text message to his daddy.
14:39 I am not taking her to school again.
14:42 I don't even have a car.
14:43 She doesn't have shoes.
14:45 She look pissed, though.
14:47 ROB: Man, she's shifting gears and texting.
14:49 Both hands off is a little extreme.
14:53 ROB: All right, I'm gonna get a little bit.
14:55 STEELO: Oh, that's real.
14:56 ROB: You ain't going nowhere.
14:57 CHANEL: Every time I see somebody with a kid with a leash,
15:00 it's like a little monkey leash.
15:01 So, like, maybe that's where this came from, the idea of it.
15:05 Does she have her own nipple covers is my question?
15:07 [LAUGHTER] She like, don't expose me out here.
15:13 Oh, OK.
15:15 OK, OK.
15:17 I'm not on the drug, so it's fine.
15:19 I'm not mad at that, though.
15:20 ROB: No?
15:21 That's fine.
15:23 Now don't take the baby over here by the crackhead over here.
15:26 ROB: What's up?
15:27 You want to be a dad?
15:29 [LAUGHTER] I love my cat, but I love my baby just as equal.
15:34 STEELO: Hey, she been pushing swings too much.
15:36 Her back staying like that now.
15:39 I've been pushing swings for 10 years straight.
15:41 ROB: There you are, Mr.
15:43 Peppers.
15:44 And, Julie, is it not so fun to swing with Mr.
15:47 Peppers?
15:47 Mr.
15:48 Peppers.
15:49 ROB: Yeah, I support this.
15:51 CHANEL: Let's just put the baby right next to the speaker.
15:53 STEELO: Let's blow his head off.
15:56 You're ruthless to use your child as a booster.
15:59 First of all, we assume that's her child.
16:01 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Yeah, she said, hey, you mind if I use that?
16:06 Look, when you're a mom, you get to enjoy yourself.
16:09 Sometimes you got to do weird stuff.
16:10 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
16:13 All right, I've seen some pretty wild combos in my day,
16:16 you know, as it relates to two skills being collected together.
16:22 Like, you know, I did a show.
16:24 You might find this funny to know.
16:26 But I did a talent show on MTV called Amazingness.
16:31 Have you heard of it?
16:33 No, I haven't.
16:34 No, imagine.
16:36 Imagine I had another show of talent show.
16:39 Just amazing.
16:41 Amazingness.
16:42 Amazingness was great.
16:43 Man, there was some people that— it was like almost, like,
16:46 trying to do what we did here
16:48 with America's Funniest Home Videos and faster and cooler,
16:51 like, doing that with, like, America's Got Talent, you know what I mean?
16:55 Trying to expand the brand.
16:56 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.
16:56 You know what I mean?
16:57 It didn't work.
16:58 But there wasn't enough amazing— wasn't enough amazing talent.
17:01 Yeah, yeah.
17:02 There was amazing talent out there.
17:03 I did one episode.
17:04 It was fun.
17:05 And the people were amazing.
17:08 But Rob said it best one episode.
17:09 He said, I'm just— I'm just afraid all of you have peaked.
17:12 [LAUGHTER] ROB: OK.
17:15 And I was— and I was like, oh my god.
17:18 I did not say that.
17:19 You said it in an interview, and it was so funny to me.
17:21 ROB: Oh.
17:22 They asked you what Amazingness was, and you were like,
17:24 yeah, it's when people who've peaked in life— ROB: OK.
17:28 --bring their talent.
17:29 And I was like, hilarious.
17:30 Oh, man, shame on me.
17:32 Shame on me.
17:33 Well, look, this category is filled with people
17:35 that would have been remarkable talent on Amazingness.
17:39 Take a look at Mind-Blowing Combos.
17:42 OK.
17:45 ROB: But they all are peaking right now.
17:48 OK.
17:49 LOLO: Oh, Rubik's.
17:51 ROB: Oh, the double view.
17:52 STEELO: That's kind of hard.
17:53 ROB: I mean, it's insane.
17:55 STEELO: GoPro on, too?
17:55 Where it's at?
17:56 ROB: Where is the GoPro?
17:58 It's on his waist?
17:59 STEELO: Raygun wish she could do this.
18:01 ROB: Oh.
18:02 STEELO: Raygun wish.
18:03 Oh.
18:05 ROB: Thank you.
18:06 That was kind of dope, though.
18:07 It really was.
18:08 STEELO: Did the Rubik's start off, like,
18:10 really messed up, or was it kind of— ROB:
18:12 Yeah, I mean, that thing was just Rubied to the max.
18:15 STEELO: I respect this.
18:17 This is a peak, though, as well.
18:18 ROB: This is it.
18:19 You can't take this anywhere else.
18:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.
18:29 Man, OK.
18:30 This man's got a lifestyle.
18:33 What are they?
18:34 You know what I mean?
18:35 Like, what lifestyle is this guy on?
18:37 Those look like matchsticks.
18:38 ROB: Matchstick drumsticks.
18:39 STEELO: He on that Limitless pill, for sure.
18:41 How his brain even doing all this?
18:45 ROB: Oh.
18:46 Keep on rocking.
18:49 STEELO: Jesus, too.
18:50 ROB: Man.
18:51 STEELO: He praising the Lord.
18:53 ROB: Oh, no.
18:54 STEELO: Christian rock.
18:55 ROB: Oh, it does say Jesus.
18:57 Yeah.
18:58 Oh, he might be named Jesus.
19:00 Feels more "Hay-seuss" than Jesus.
19:02 You know, the thing about bulldogs is they lock in.
19:05 They lock in.
19:06 When they decide they need to get something, like,
19:09 if it was a skateboard you needed to chew on and gnawed
19:12 his teeth off of, it was like a chew toy.
19:15 When they lock in, that's it.
19:16 That's true.
19:16 ROB: That's it.
19:17 It doesn't matter what's going on in the world.
19:19 It could be, like, a fire going on.
19:20 Anything could be happening.
19:21 They don't care once they lock in.
19:23 Yeah, there will be, like, a ball under a table or under, like,
19:26 something they can't get to, and my dog
19:29 will literally just lay there for hours waiting until,
19:32 like, I decide to get over there and grab the ball for him.
19:35 Yeah, and no, you have to.
19:36 Yeah, but I do it.
19:37 But then it feels like he knocks it on purpose under there again.
19:40 I'm like, I don't want to play this game, bro.
19:42 He wants to play, though.
19:43 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
19:44 And I guess my cat will do that from time to time.
19:46 OK.
19:47 ROB: Cats can lock in, too.
19:48 Not as often.
19:49 You know what I mean?
19:50 LOLO: They'll lose interest quicker.
19:51 They're like, now you're boring me and then make you feel stupid, like.
19:54 ROB: Yeah.
19:55 Sorry for playing.
19:56 ROB: Yeah.
19:57 OK, well, look, this isn't about cats.
19:59 This is about dogs that are so locked in, nothing is stopping them.
20:03 Take a look at Hyper-Focused Hounds.
20:06 [APPLAUSE] LOLO: Oh my gosh, these dogs.
20:13 STEELO: That's a dog?
20:14 You couldn't even tell what it was when it came out.
20:16 It's like all these colors and like— STEELO:
20:18 What he got in his mouth right there?
20:19 ROB: He's got him.
20:21 That was his tail in his mouth.
20:24 Run and get me now.
20:27 Oh.
20:28 STEELO: What y'all arguing about?
20:30 ROB: This is my duck.
20:31 STEELO: 'Cause I do eat duck now.
20:34 Oh, no, Frenchies cannot swim.
20:36 ROB: Oh, man.
20:37 Put the camera down.
20:38 He gotta jump in.
20:39 The duck got him now.
20:40 Duck said, yeah.
20:42 LOLO: Got your ass.
20:43 Time to drown him out now.
20:44 Like, down there pecking his face in the wild.
20:47 How it feel?
20:48 You're in my territory now.
20:51 LOLO: Locked in.
20:52 MAN: Ready, boy?
20:53 ROB: Ready, boy?
20:54 Hey.
20:57 Oh god.
20:59 My lord.
21:00 Was that a part of the situation?
21:02 Was that the trick?
21:03 He did three backflips.
21:04 ROB: Man, he just— oh my God.
21:06 STEELO: He did at least three backflips.
21:08 ROB: Oh my god.
21:09 Oh my god.
21:10 This dog legit did a double backflip.
21:12 STEELO: At least, minimal.
21:13 Simone Biles' dog.
21:14 Right.
21:16 I had an interesting musical journey in my early days.
21:20 I believe I had a trumpet.
21:22 Oh.
21:22 I had a guitar.
21:23 STEELO: OK.
21:24 OK, I got a drum set.
21:25 OK.
21:26 OK, now I did not stick to any of these.
21:28 Did you play— which one did you play the longest?
21:31 They're both about the same, about a day and a half.
21:32 OK.
21:34 ROB: We're talking.
21:35 Are you kidding?
21:36 We're talking about as low of a commitment, and it was this level.
21:38 It was this level.
21:39 No, if I get this one, for sure, I'm gonna do it.
21:41 I'll stay committed.
21:42 STEELO: Yeah.
21:43 Boring.
21:43 Next.
21:46 We're thinking you got so much talent, and you said a day and a half.
21:49 ROB: Yeah, no, no, zero.
21:50 It's zero.
21:50 I don't even look at instruments now when I see them.
21:53 That's funny.
21:53 Either of you guys play any instrument?
21:55 Yeah.
21:55 STEELO: Yeah.
21:56 I played the flute and piano.
21:59 Saxophone.
21:59 Oh.
22:00 ROB: Now do you guys still jam?
22:01 You guys still— Jam.
22:03 [LAUGHTER] Want to start a band?
22:06 Sounds like a narc trying to get into our band.
22:09 You guys jamming later?
22:11 Let me know where you guys might be.
22:13 I'm new here.
22:13 I'm new here.
22:14 Hey, you looking for any of the smokey-smokey?
22:16 [LAUGHTER] We'll put you on the bongos.
22:19 STEELO: Yeah.
22:20 It's like picturing you guys jamming makes it— makes it very fun to me.
22:24 Well, look, some people are passionate about their instruments,
22:27 and they play them anywhere they go.
22:29 Just like everyone in this category, Musical Multitaskers.
22:32 [APPLAUSE] HOST: You guys still jamming?
22:38 ROB: Oh.
22:39 HOST: What?
22:40 STEELO: That probably helps a lot, though.
22:42 Yeah, and it's like she can basically give an indication
22:44 to the tattoo artist of how much pain she's actually feeling.
22:48 It's either her screaming or just— STEELO: Oh god.
22:51 ROB: I'm good.
22:52 I'm real good.
22:53 I'm fine.
22:56 STEELO: Oh god.
22:57 ROB: Hi.
22:57 STEELO: I'm not saying he's a predator.
22:59 I'm saying arrest this man.
23:00 What is this for, Pied Piper?
23:02 ROB: He's trying to lure in a bikini.
23:04 STEELO: Get him out of the water, please.
23:06 He looks like a principal on vacation.
23:11 ROB: Oh, man.
23:12 STEELO: Is he winning?
23:13 Because this is sad music if you're winning.
23:15 ROB: Yeah.
23:16 STEELO: He must be in last place.
23:17 I don't know.
23:18 He might be winning.
23:20 This might be beautiful somewhere to someone.
23:23 Definitely not the B note.
23:26 STEELO: Oh, man.
23:27 He's trying to keep blues alive.
23:30 Bro.
23:31 ROB: OK, just trying to see if your brain's still working.
23:33 I guess— I guess it's working.
23:35 Maybe he couldn't play before they did brain surgery, you know?
23:39 All right, let's see.
23:41 I'm, like, a crazy jazz guy now.
23:43 There you have it for Musical Multitaskers.
23:47 I don't know what I was watching.
23:49 That was crazy.
23:51 [APPLAUSE] Lolo, do your makeup in the car?
23:56 How can I do that with two hands on the wheel at all times?
23:58 OK.
23:59 LOLO: How?
24:00 STEELO: That's fair.
24:01 ROB: Listen.
24:03 Keep us all safe.
24:04 ROB: Listen.
24:05 Keep us all safe.
24:06 Listen, she passed.
24:08 STEELO: She did.
24:09 Trying to get me caught up now.
24:11 No, I've done my makeup in the car as a passenger.
24:13 You were in the clear.
24:14 As a passenger.
24:15 As a passenger.
24:16 It's really hard to do.
24:17 And you think you have more space and more time to do it.
24:20 Like, well, let me just save my makeup for the car, and it's never that way.
24:23 Yeah, is there anything that you can
24:24 do grooming-wise in a car that— that's appropriate?
24:29 I'm pretty good at, like, lip liner.
24:31 I think it's a talent because it's kind of hard to get down, but I can do it.
24:35 Wait, while you're driving?
24:36 Mm-mm.
24:36 OK.
24:38 No, no.
24:38 I don't do that.
24:39 I understand.
24:40 I'm like, that feels kind of hard.
24:41 I can do it one-handed.
24:43 Lip liner.
24:44 If I'm walking and want to do something one-handed, you know?
24:45 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:46 But you would never do it driving?
24:48 Never.
24:49 Never, never.
24:51 Well, look, this category is people doing
24:53 all types of different grooming while they're driving.
24:56 Take a look at Grooming on the Go.
24:58 [APPLAUSE] Oh.
25:04 Oh, man.
25:05 Oh, getting support.
25:07 Oh, oh.
25:08 STEELO: Honey, you gonna get that job.
25:10 LOLO: True friends.
25:11 Where we going, though?
25:12 Man, I think they're going to meet some boys.
25:14 Are they?
25:15 ROB: Yeah.
25:15 That's good.
25:16 You can't show up there with your hair out all willy-nilly.
25:22 STEELO: He's just brushing his teeth.
25:24 That feels like that's OK, no?
25:26 You can't brush your teeth and drive?
25:27 But where do you spit?
25:28 That seems normal.
25:29 You do gotta spit.
25:30 STEELO: You get a cup.
25:31 You put it inside.
25:32 You spit right there.
25:33 I've been here, guys.
25:34 I've been here.
25:36 ROB: OK.
25:37 LOLO: Wow.
25:38 STEELO: Now this feels not OK.
25:39 But the rain is on his side.
25:40 So you— you're OK with this guy?
25:43 Nature shower.
25:44 He's shampooing.
25:45 He has to put his hands back on— Yeah.
25:48 --the handles in two seconds.
25:49 LOLO: I don't know, I kind of like this, guys.
25:51 ROB: You like this?
25:52 LOLO: I think this feels efficient.
25:53 MAN: Put the [BLEEP] makeup down.
25:56 STEELO: Oh, blush.
25:57 She blushing.
25:57 OK.
25:58 A little blush is fine.
25:59 She must have drove into his lane a little bit, though.
26:02 ROB: That must be it.
26:03 That must be it.
26:04 STEELO: Is the bike lane in the middle?
26:05 ROB: Oh, man.
26:06 STEELO: That's like they want them dead.
26:07 They want them dead around here.
26:08 ROB: Man, that's way more efficient.
26:10 They just put this lane here last week.