SNEAK PEEK: Tom Schwartz Had A "Fleshly Intense" Sex Dream With Lala | The Valley (S3 E7) | Bravo

0:00 Voila, I got to tell you something.

0:02 I had the most and fleshly intense carnal sex dream and you were involved in it.

0:12 What?

0:13 I'm not trying to be lewd or do like it I can't talk about it right now.

0:18 Yes.

0:19 And I'm taking it to the grave and [music] I

0:21 erased it from my memory especially cuz I'm in a relationship.

0:24 what happened.

0:25 You didn't really cheat on her Schwartz.

0:26 I know but I I'm not even trying to be funny right now.

0:30 I literally was worried about looking you in the eye

0:32 this morning and that's how You did something.

0:34 Just a couple of positions or you were doing four player or anything.

0:37 What is your on my chest or something?

0:39 I don't understand.

0:40 Not that level but we were you know, we did some freaky stuff.

0:43 I just don't see him slapping ass, choking out.

0:48 I just don't.

0:49 I see him kind of being like, "Yeah,

0:50 this is fun." with his like glasses kind of steamed up.

0:54 His socks are probably still on.

0:56 Woah.

0:57 Wait, did you wake up with a boner?

1:02 What what You can't ask me that.

1:04 Oh my god, he did.

1:06 We're getting off track here.

1:12 I'm doing my best.

1:13 Do you know what you're doing here?

1:16 I feel like you're being really critical.

1:17 It's really hard for me to function.

1:18 No, it's not.

1:19 Okay, shirt off.

1:20 Let's go.

1:20 You are in charge.

1:22 So, be in charge.

1:23 I'm trying.

1:24 Pants and shirt off, please.

1:26 This is your project.

1:27 I need you to stop being critical of me.

1:28 It's really hard to function.

1:30 As I said, [music] it's a competition.

1:33 I don't lose.

1:35 I know Nia put this all together.

1:38 She's dealing [music] with the baby.

1:40 She has a lot of plates spinning in the air.

1:44 But at the same time, I'm pretty frustrated.

1:48 What do you want?

1:48 I'm trying to get you ready.

1:50 Take your clothes off and get this [music] on.

1:53 I I feel like I'm not getting the attention that everyone else is getting.

1:59 I feel like not enough thought was going into it.

2:03 What is this?

2:04 It's a sparkly dress.

2:06 It's not even form-fitting and the only reason we flew Lena out to watch

2:11 the baby is so that I can have fun alone with my wife.

2:17 Do you want full face of makeup?

2:20 Why are you asking?

2:22 Because we're partners, Daniel.

2:25 There's no partnership in this.

2:27 It's win or lose.

2:29 You are killing me, dude.

2:31 Cover all of your facial hair.

2:34 Stop, dude.

2:36 What are you doing to me, dude?

2:38 I look like a clown.

2:39 Daniel, [music] I have not been on the same page like I

2:42 want to be especially when we kind of have a little escape.

2:45 Pretty much this whole weekend.

2:47 At this point, my feelings are getting hurt

2:49 and I just [music] don't know what to do.