Esfand's Daily News and Reacts | Esfand Live 05/11/2026

0:01 Look at this.

0:02 Same shorts.

0:04 You see this?

0:05 Same shorts, same t-shirt for for nine years.

0:11 No changes.

0:14 Look.

0:22 Hello everybody.

0:48 Wait, chat.

0:50 You won't believe who just sent me a message.

1:04 Kevin Jordan, dude.

1:32 Yeah, Kevin Jordan, chat.

1:34 Kevin Jordan is the original class designer of Vanilla.

1:37 Wow.

2:10 Come on.

2:50 Wait, why is the rest of the Lion King soundtrack playing?

2:58 It's the vanilla wild PvP soundtrack.

3:25 Uh, the Ka Vin Jordan Yo, dude.

3:52 Yo, how about you play some football again, coach?

3:55 That's a great idea.

4:08 McDubbs MC, thank you for the 30 months or sorry, three months.

4:11 Manta RO, thank you for the 70 months.

4:15 Scooter, hey, shout out to EU.

4:19 Any uh EU Europeans in chat?

4:28 Sorry, Mom.

4:28 Can't talk.

4:29 Sand is live.

4:33 chat.

4:40 Beautiful.

4:41 Beautiful Red Bull.

4:52 Hello chat.

4:56 You got to drink the bull to become the rule.

4:58 I started buying Red Bull because of your sponsor.

5:01 You're welcome.

5:02 any TBC gaming today?

5:04 Yes, actually.

5:05 Uh, we're going to start our day off with a little bit of news,

5:08 a little bit of reacts, a little bit of stuff.

5:11 Uh, I got closer to going live on time today.

5:13 I was only two hours late.

5:18 Dude, it's cuz I did physical therapy

5:20 this morning and I was so tired afterwards.

5:24 V, hurry your ass up and open the portal.

5:31 me DV.

5:34 I'm trying.

5:36 They don't feed me much anymore.

5:40 Since when do you have a scheduled start time?

5:42 Uh, it's been really bad for like Oh.

7:13 What was this song?

7:17 Why does it keep playing?

7:20 Why is the whole Lion King soundtrack playing, bro?

7:42 Like what the in Japan.

8:09 He lives in you.

8:11 Wait, this song actually goes hard.

8:12 I remember this song.

8:14 Do you guys remember this song?

8:18 Wait, Mufasa dies.

8:20 Wait, spoiler.

8:23 Do you guys This song actually goes so hard.

8:41 It's so good.

8:43 I'm muting at a point where I want to play WoW,

8:46 but I don't want to play any of the current versions.

8:48 Uh, that was that's me.

8:51 This song is in the uh I think this is Lion King 2, right?

8:56 I think this is Lion King 2.

9:09 He lives inside of you.

9:18 Wagon fan.

9:19 Thank you for 47 months.

9:22 The Kevin Jordan.

9:24 Hey coach, who's going to win the next Super Bowl?

9:27 I say the Chiefs.

9:39 The Chiefs win the Super Bowl.

9:44 Chad, is this song too sexy?

9:48 If you're watching on YouTube, you hear like wow music probably.

9:53 I think the team that wins this rubble next year is the Dallas Football Cowboys.

10:13 So, is there going to be a new RP?

10:14 There's a new Prodigy 4.0.

10:31 Oh, loading.

10:37 about your colors, protect your so deep where your body getyle so we get paid.

10:51 What is this song?

10:55 Peanut butter roof down.

11:02 It's probably R.

11:02 Pierce probably did the song.

11:11 Oh, it's it's an environmental teaser.

11:13 So, they're showing off the different environment spots in

11:17 Prodigy.

11:22 100.

11:26 Then I swerve out fast.

11:29 Feels so good.

11:31 on the make your colors, protect your set.

11:35 So at 6 ft deep where your body breasts don't give a[ __]

11:40 That's the lifestyle of a GT some[ __] so we get paid.

11:46 Yeah, we going to get paid.

11:48 It back to back flip it up.

11:50 Double it back cuz I'm still out in this club.

11:55 Why you ask who's that?

11:57 TW just open a business.

11:58 Now everybody is dead right now.

12:05 Is it?

12:06 I think it's See, here's the thing with GTRP.

12:08 The reason why it's dead right now is

12:10 a lot of the people stopped streaming on Twitch.

12:12 They started streaming on Kick because Kick makes way more money.

12:15 Like way more money.

12:18 I can't even I can't even start to describe

12:20 how much more money you make on Kick.

12:25 Cops and sirens, you know that I'm down the violent

12:29 brand new output of[ __] So we get paid.

12:57 Yeah, we going to get paid.

12:58 I'm rolling slow.

12:59 Low pro city on with the gold on the hip heavy like some guilt.

13:05 Hey, this is this a police department or a mall?

13:13 They have a food court on kick.

13:19 I do millionaire.

13:30 Hey, Eastan TV.

13:32 95 months is a long time.

13:34 Also, I just rewatched like this video 15 minutes ago

13:38 link and this 95 months with my wife to inspire me.

13:46 That's the lifestyle of a GT.

13:49 Doing some other[ __] so we get paid.

13:52 Yeah, we going to get paid.

14:04 Cool guy explosion, then he dies.

14:10 Uh yeah.

14:11 I mean uh here's here's my thing about doing RP right now though.

14:17 People ask me like uh when am I going to do RP again?

14:21 For sure I will do it with the next no

14:23 pixel and I might poke my head in for Prodigy

14:26 or like like you know I went I play

14:28 chase whenever it's whenever it launched for a little bit.

14:30 Um it's kind of weird.

14:35 I I'm I'm in this weird situation as a streamer where

14:38 I've kind of like I kind of just do whatever and I

14:42 do so many things that I've kind of I've kind of built

14:44 a lot of different audiences over over the time over the years.

14:48 And like right now for example is like I

14:53 I'm like one of the OG classic WoW guys, right?

14:57 especially when whenever it comes to talking about like, you know,

15:00 the the big push for legacy servers and classic WOW and and all that, right?

15:05 Like with my with my old private server streamer, whatever.

15:08 So, anytime like that kind of rears its head around,

15:11 I'm going to be there, right?

15:12 I'm always going to be talking about it and doing

15:14 that whole thing because I have so much experience with it.

15:17 um all the way from like the the core like the early days of actual WoW

15:22 into even like the whole process of seeing

15:24 like servers come and go and trying different things.

15:27 But then also like on on the flip side of things,

15:30 uh I literally won an award for role play, right?

15:33 Like where where is the guy?

15:34 He's on the shelf, right?

15:35 Hey, you know, like, yeah, like look at this.

15:52 Number one roleplay streamer of the year.

15:55 Okay.

15:56 Big time.

15:57 Like obviously I know how to RP.

15:58 I do a lot of RP stuff.

16:00 Uh, but also I've won many awards in other categories such as MMO, RPG as well.

16:12 So, I'm just going to always do whatever, right?

16:14 I'm always going to be doing IRL and everything, right?

16:17 back in uh back in like 2017 2018 like I was one of the I or not 2017

16:22 sorry 2018 2019 even like 2020 2021 like the whole like a a lot of the the push

16:29 and like OG like not OG I was like second generation IRL streamer I I think

16:35 um but I pushed for like a lot

16:36 of different like innovations in IRL streaming and whatnot.

16:39 Real Stream Spark, thank you.

16:40 Thank you for the uh thank you for the kick sub.

16:43 Thank you Stream Spark.

16:44 Thank you.

16:45 Uh, but yeah, like even like the main like IRL setup,

16:48 camera setup that people use now,

16:49 I was the first person to have like to use an FX3,

16:52 at least as far as big streamers go.

16:55 I was the first streamer using an FX3 and like

16:57 the the most commonly used IRL setup is the one that I

17:01 source that you'll be going to Blizzard

17:03 soon and having copious amounts of live diarrhea.

17:08 Can you confirm this?

17:15 No.

17:16 Uh, that is not true.

17:20 We need some misfund RP.

17:22 Been too long.

17:23 Yeah.

17:24 I mean, the Skyrim I there was a lot of guys trying to get me on that Skyrim

17:26 RP server and then it got shut down and then

17:28 I guess they they got it spun back up.

18:01 Dude, there's a fly here.

18:02 I'm going to get pissed.

18:03 Wait, did you guys just see it on screen or was that on my monitor?

18:06 I don't know.

18:07 Whatever.

18:10 I need coach SFN because I'm almost out of channel points

18:12 at TTS and I need to hit the lotto doubling again.

18:15 Wait, wait, doubting again.

18:16 Wait, what the heck?

18:21 How long has it been since you stopped RP?

18:23 Uh, I mean I haven't maned RP in almost two years,

18:27 but I did a little bit last earlier this year.

18:31 Yeah, a little bit earlier this year.

18:33 So, man, uh, I never people asked me about the kick or sorry,

18:41 the Twitch viewbotting thing and I never really looked at it.

18:48 Yeah, I So, here's what happens.

18:50 Whenever I play WoW, I gain weight.

18:51 Everything except strip down and do a shower stream as fan

18:57 is just rubbing it in my face at this point.

19:00 Ultra mad.

19:03 Also, I do everything too.

19:07 Thank you.

19:14 I do everything.

19:36 I'm talking to a guy who works at a car dealership in Dallas, by the way.

19:39 Talking about car stuff.

19:40 Oh, sorry.

19:40 Sorry.

19:40 One topic at a time.

19:41 I'm sorry.

19:41 I do this thing where sometimes I get scatterbrained.

19:44 Um, so one thing at a time.

19:46 People asked me to to take a look at this thing that Twitch posted.

19:50 Um, and I never did.

19:53 So, let's look at it.

20:00 A note on our work to combat viewbotting from CEO Dan Clancy.

20:04 So, I I want to go ahead and preface before I even read this.

20:07 I see a lot of people commenting on viewbotting and and streaming actually.

20:13 Yeah, on streaming as a whole actually.

20:15 I see a lot of people comment on this streamers and most people

20:18 have no idea what the hell they're talking about like on an industry level.

20:23 Like a most streamers are just just completely missed the mark.

20:28 They just have they just don't know, right?

20:30 A lot of times people just kind of get lucky and they'll

20:32 end up being big streamers and because they have a lot of viewers,

20:35 people treat them as like experts on the subject,

20:37 but in reality like they're kind of just they're just kind of lucky

20:40 and and almost no big streamer will ever admit that, you know,

20:45 like I know that I'm like you have to be prepared and you

20:49 have to be ready and you have to be good at what you do.

20:50 Yes.

20:51 But it's all a product of like that.

20:55 But getting lucky in order to like like do you in order to even have

21:00 an opportunity to make something of all

21:02 those skills quote is you have to get lucky.

21:06 So like most people just I mean for me even like I was the classic WoW guy.

21:12 Why?

21:13 because I it was kind of like a game of King of the Hill

21:17 where everybody just like beat the[ __] out of each other and then

21:19 I just kind of was like fun guy who wasn't like the the minmaxer

21:23 super like hyper elitist player like I played my class and like

21:28 I really really tryharded my class yes but uh I wasn't like

21:34 the the hyper elitist type of person so people kind of were drawn

21:37 to that in the private server community and then classic got announced and it

21:41 was just right place right time you That's really what it comes down to.

21:50 You know, it's not a streamer only problem.

21:55 Lots of people ignore the the role luck played in their success

21:58 and act like anyone who can't do it is just lazy or dumb.

22:00 Yeah, 100%.

22:03 So, like you can be good at what you do, but if you don't get lucky,

22:06 you don't get a chance to even show that you're good at what you do, right?

22:12 Um, so anyway, a note on our work to combat viewbotting from CEO Dan Clansancy.

22:18 There's been a lot of discussion recently about viewing on Twitch,

22:20 and I wanted to share an update on our enforcement efforts.

22:23 Viewbotting is bad for business.

22:25 We don't benefit from it, and we believe it harms the creator ecosystem overall.

22:28 This is true.

22:30 However, effectively combating viewbotting is challenging.

22:32 As we deploy updates to our real-time detection algorithms,

22:37 viewbonding companies quickly respond with updates to avoid detection.

22:40 Also, our detection systems must be precise

22:42 to ensure that legitimate viewers are appropriately counted.

22:46 Today, we're introducing a new enforcement type that we plan to roll

22:49 out over the next few weeks for channels identified as persistently viewboding.

22:52 We'll apply a cap to the streamer CCV for a fixed

22:55 period of time on all of the Twitch services.

22:57 The cap will be based upon

22:59 historical data regarding that creator's non-viewed traffic.

23:02 Repeated violations will result in longer penalties.

23:04 Streamers will be notified when an enforcement is applied along

23:07 with the duration of the penalty and can appeal through the appeals portal.

23:11 While streamers will be notified, we will not make a follow-on announcement

23:15 when we will begin issuing these enforcements

23:17 and will not publicly share details about

23:19 when and where these enforcements are applied.

23:21 Unfortunately, providing details simply makes it easier

23:23 for companies to work around our interventions.

23:26 We believe this approach will make will

23:28 help us make meaningful progress against view botting.

23:30 We will continue refining our systems and expand

23:32 when we apply these enforcements over time.

23:34 Dan Clansancy.

23:35 So here's the thing.

23:38 Um there there's a few different parts to this and let's

23:42 let's address them like one at a time.

23:43 Um so first one right in the first paragraph I mean obviously

23:48 they talk about like how how bad it is for the business, right?

23:52 How bad it is for like the industry of live streaming.

23:55 So, so many big streamers suddenly took an impromptu

23:58 vacation last time they were going to ban view bots.

24:00 I definitely should announce it and give them a heads up.

24:02 Well, I'm one of the people in my heart I'm one

24:11 of the people in my heart that is I'm a paladin, okay?

24:14 I'm a paladin in video games.

24:15 I'm a paladin in real life.

24:18 And specifically, I'm a retribution paladin.

24:20 I'm a vengeance paladin.

24:22 Okay?

24:23 And I will treat people however whatever energy people give me,

24:27 I will give it back to them tfold.

24:29 If people are nice to me, I am a gracious, generous 10 times.

24:33 I will be 10 times as nice to you.

24:37 But fool me once, I will destroy your entire family lineage,

24:44 and I will leave nothing but ashes in its wake.

24:48 I think that's a fair compromise.

24:54 Okay, that's just part of being a paladin.

24:58 Wait, if I give you $1, will you give me $10?

25:00 Wait a second.

25:02 Infinite money hack.

25:06 So, joking aside.

25:09 Okay, Ben dreams feel just like home.

25:14 Joking aside, what are you drinking there, sir?

25:16 Oh, I got to crack open a rat bowl, of course.

25:20 But if people are mean to him, he will beat the[ __] out of them,

25:23 just like those old ladies he used to beat up.

25:26 Why is my Why did I What?

25:28 Why did I double zoom?

25:29 Okay.

25:31 Um, so anyway, um, delivery from bots.com here for a Mr.

25:41 Television.

25:42 Yeah, I got 50,000 viewers in the truck, bud.

25:45 Where do you want them?

25:46 Ah, just throw them right on top.

25:48 That's fine.

25:48 I'll take care of them.

25:50 Thank you, Turbo, for the 74 months.

25:52 Thank you, dude.

25:54 Thank you, man.

25:54 Uh, but yeah, so um, so there's a part of me that really just wants to just

26:02 lay waste and just let the chaos ensue and be like, "Yeah, this guy's botting.

26:05 That guy's botting.

26:06 Freaking throw him to the wolves, right?

26:08 Put him in the pillery, right?

26:10 Throw tomatoes at him.

26:11 All that, right?" But thank you for the 47 scout raising.

26:17 But um there's a few problems with this.

26:25 There's a logical problem with this.

26:27 And the logical problem being if you the more

26:32 you make public that somebody got caught botting,

26:40 the the easier it is for the bot services and the bots or whatever,

26:45 it's easier for them to figure out, hey, they figured us out.

26:47 We have to find out a new method of botting.

26:49 So the more public you are about all this stuff, so my opinion has changed.

26:54 I used to feel really strongly the other way, but now I'm like,

26:56 man, I almost feel like you just shouldn't say anything.

27:00 Yeah, I I feel like I feel like they just shouldn't say anything.

27:03 Um, however, that's what they're talking about here.

27:08 I'm talking about the first paragraph.

27:10 Okay.

27:10 However, they say viewbonding is bad

27:13 for our business and we don't benefit from it.

27:18 So, I think a lot of people would disagree with this statement.

27:24 But Twitch is technically right.

27:30 Twitch is technically right because whenever you have b view bots,

27:35 remember like last year a lot of people were

27:36 talking about how their revenue tanked and they're like,

27:39 "Oh, they make no they make no ad revenue on Twitch." And to be fair,

27:43 ad revenue did go down a little bit,

27:44 but like we were talking about some people getting like a fourth

27:47 of the revenue they were getting during like co or something.

27:51 I don't remember.

27:52 But like a bunch of people,

27:53 a bunch of very big streamers were talking about this.

27:54 Like, oh yeah, my revenue is like 1/4 of what it used to be.

27:58 So that's because whenever ads are served on the platform,

28:03 whenever ads are served on the platform,

28:04 it's uh it's considered to be invalid traffic.

28:07 Okay?

28:08 So they send an ad out and like if I hit the ad

28:11 button right now or like if the ads automatically play right now,

28:15 not every single person actually, let's test this.

28:20 Okay.

28:21 So, I'm going to hit the ad button.

28:23 I'm going to do a 30 second ad and I want

28:26 everybody to type in chat what you got an ad for.

28:32 Okay, let me make Let me do a 30 secondond ad manually.

28:35 Ready?

28:39 Because not everybody in chat will get the same ad.

28:42 Or if you don't get an ad, hold on.

28:45 If you don't have turbo or if you are not subbed, you will not get an ad.

28:50 But if you are not subbed, wait, sorry.

28:53 If you are subbed or you have turbo.

28:54 If you are subbed or you have turbo, you will not get an ad.

29:00 But if you do not have turbo and if

29:03 you are not subbed and you're not using adb block,

29:08 type in chat if you what ad you got or if you didn't get an ad.

29:13 Okay, 30 second ads starting now.

29:28 Rhino pills.

29:29 Koreans dancing.

29:30 Magnum XXL condoms.

29:32 Okay, I don't think this is going to work.

29:39 Okay.

29:41 No ad.

29:42 No ad if you don't have turbo.

29:45 I got an ad for turbo.

29:47 Okay.

29:48 Domino's one topping pizza.

29:50 Ro gain trago.

30:03 Okay.

30:03 And and the ad just ended.

30:05 Okay.

30:05 Okay, I think I think the ad just ended.

30:08 So, not even everybody in the chat got an ad, right?

30:15 So, the reason why not everybody in the chat got an ad,

30:17 there's a few reasons for this.

30:18 One, it has to do with your location.

30:21 Has to do with where you live, okay?

30:24 It has to do with where you live and people in different

30:26 countries or maybe even even in different like parts of countries,

30:30 I don't know, um will get served different ads geographically.

30:34 you will get served different ads because

30:37 certain ads are targeted towards certain places.

30:41 Uh and if you have like let's say a VPN,

30:44 you're watching through a VPN or let's say you live somewhere else,

30:46 then you might get some some different type of ads, right?

30:49 Uh and then some countries altogether just don't get ads, right?

30:53 Uh Sven just got the most ad interaction history.

30:56 I probably did.

30:58 Now the thing is with these ads they go somewhere or sorry they go

31:06 out to the viewer and then some viewers get ads some viewers do not.

31:11 Um, there's a this is actually like a big like this is like an iceberg, right?

31:16 There's a big can of worms in this whole process

31:18 because Twitch can't just like pull ads out of their ass.

31:22 And it's I don't think they use I don't

31:24 think there's any relation with Twitch ads and Google AdSense.

31:29 So Google AdSense has this like big like vat of ads they can pull

31:33 from that a lot of people cuz like Google basically runs like half the internet.

31:36 So, they have this big vat of ads they can pull

31:40 from and people are paying for ad space and there's always ads on YouTube.

31:44 But on Twitch, Twitch sales needs to actually go out and sell ads.

31:53 Twitch the company needs to go out and sell ads.

31:55 They need to go to companies and be like, "Hey, State Farm, you know,

31:58 we're going to sell you this ad package where we'll run

32:00 ads on on Twitch and then we'll do like specific activations.

32:03 We're going to do like a Twitch rivals event presented by State Farm.

32:06 We'll do four of them this year.

32:07 There's like a whole thing, right?

32:10 So, talk Yeah.

32:12 Um, I don't get ads that I'm on the phone.

32:14 I also don't use the Twitch app.

32:15 There you go.

32:16 So, there's there's like a whole sort of like process to this entire thing.

32:20 We're talking about ads on the internet and everything.

32:22 Uh, but Twitch has to go out and sell those ads.

32:24 If there's no ads to be served,

32:27 if there's no ads to that have been sold and to be served,

32:30 then you are just not going to get an ad, right?

32:33 So, the reason for this, like if I were to set

32:38 it to maxed out 22 minutes of ads an hour,

32:42 there's a lot of streamers that do this, by the way.

32:44 Like, uh I like I remember, man,

32:47 I don't remember who we're talking to, but it was like like a lot

32:51 of the W committee was doing this just 22 minutes of ads an hour.

32:54 And I was like, what the hell?

32:55 How do people watch?

32:57 But this was this was a few years ago.

32:59 And the thing is is that they you're

33:03 not actually pushing 22 minutes of ads an hour.

33:07 Like that's what it's set to, but it's just sending as many as it possibly can,

33:11 but that's an insane amount of ads, you know?

33:20 Um I think the only way it doesn't hurt Twitch is if

33:23 companies who advertise on Twitch don't understand what a VBOT is, right?

33:26 Well, let me let me get to that point, right?

33:27 you're you're a couple steps ahead of me.

33:29 Um, so what this is is this is now considered invalid traffic.

33:34 When it sends this out and there's no ads served,

33:36 it comes back and then you get this sort of relay that is like,

33:39 hey, there's a thousand viewers here, but there's 600 ads served.

33:43 Okay.

33:43 And now the ads served cuz it's like, well,

33:46 we served ad to this many viewers in America,

33:48 this many viewers in Canada, this many viewers in France,

33:51 this many viewers in Germany, you know, whatever.

33:55 Um, hey, this viewers in Ukraine, there's not an ad for them.

33:58 Hey, this viewers in Sweden, there's not an ad for them,

34:00 so they don't get served an ad, right?

34:01 Like Melin said, he barely gets ads.

34:03 Um, now to kind of where am I going with this?

34:12 There's also some of it is like, hey, uh, this went nowhere.

34:17 This is now invalid traffic.

34:19 SA runs 22 minutes an hour.

34:21 A lot a lot of people do it now.

34:25 because it's it's not it doesn't actually run that many more

34:27 ads than what you're like than what the people running less ads.

34:32 Hey, just came in from Instagram.

34:33 Nice chat.

34:34 How many of you came to my stream from Instagram today?

34:41 Uh, does every person watching an ad give

34:43 you the same amount of money per location?

34:44 I actually don't know the exact answer to that.

34:47 Um I think I have reason to believe yes and no.

34:54 So I don't know.

34:55 So anyway, uh I came from only Okay.

34:58 Uh anyway, so as I was saying, um so this invalid traffic.

35:11 So this invalid traffic.

35:13 What is invalid traffic?

35:16 It says, "Hey, this ad didn't go anywhere." Fond brain

35:20 and they can Yeah, the vanilla brain is unleashed.

35:22 Trippy, thank you for the 13 months.

35:24 Thank you, man.

35:24 Scout Racing, thank you for the 47.

35:25 I already got that, but thank you again.

35:27 So, that number that they get back, that's like the invalid traffic.

35:33 You can basically take that number and it's not as simple as this, okay?

35:37 Okay, it is not as simple as this, but they take that number

35:40 and you can subtract it from the full view count and it's like,

35:42 hey, this could be bots, but it's not 100%.

35:50 Okay, now it's not a coincidence some channels

35:53 have a very high rate of invalid traffic.

35:57 Uh, and these same channels that have a very

35:59 high rate of invalid traffic are also viewbing.

36:02 Um, what about lurkers?

36:04 folks that never type anything, just listen on second tab.

36:07 There's a lot of people that think

36:08 like Twitch isn't counting lurkers as viewers.

36:11 Uh it's it's not that.

36:14 And I do think the way that Twitch

36:15 counts live viewers definitely broke or changed over

36:18 the years cuz they said they were making some

36:21 changes and like it kind of sucks for me.

36:25 They said they were making some changes and like

36:27 the same time they said they were making some

36:29 changes like I got nuked and I'm like look

36:32 I know damn well I'm not getting botted because I

36:36 know I know the rates I know the um

36:39 I know the traffic of whenever I do a sponsor

36:43 it blows like percentage wise I blow everybody out

36:46 of the water out of my friends all of them.

36:49 It's it's insane, right?

36:51 Like um it's it's it's super super good, right?

36:59 Um I even talked to Twitch about it specifically and they said I had one

37:04 of the lowest rates of invalid traffic out

37:06 of out of all the channels they were testing.

37:09 So cuz I was like, "What the hell is going on here?

37:12 Aren't most viewers lurkers?" Yeah, most viewers are lurkers.

37:15 Like you I mean you might not even have like 10% of your chat chatting.

37:19 Like I I haven't even looked at this in forever.

37:21 Let me go to my stream summary from yesterday and let me show you this.

37:24 So people say like Twitch isn't counting lurkers.

37:33 Yeah, you are 100% not getting botted.

37:36 If anything, someone is taking viewers away from you.

37:39 I don't know why it's shaking.

37:43 Um, so let's take my stream from yesterday.

37:48 Yeah, true.

37:49 Actually, I have a negative view.

37:51 So, this is my stream from yesterday.

37:53 Okay.

37:56 Um, my stream from yesterday, look at this.

38:03 The amount of unique viewers I had,

38:06 I had 41,000 unique viewers on yesterday's stream.

38:09 And then I had 1,149 unique chatters.

38:14 Okay, so think about how few people are

38:16 actually typing in chat whenever they watch a stream.

38:21 Lurkers are people that are not typing in chat.

38:23 So a lot of people they they use chatting as like a metric

38:27 of a lot of people try and use chatting as a metric of

38:31 I am usually watching while at work so I can't type

38:34 in any chat so Twitch doesn't count me being a lurker lol.

38:40 Um, well, no, that's what a lurker is.

38:42 But yeah, thank thank you, Das.

38:43 Thank you, man.

38:44 Thank you for the 300 bits, dude.

38:46 Um, we are the elites that type in chat.

38:50 True.

38:51 Yeah, that's why I'm always like, "Hey, when you come to stream,

38:53 like just say hi in chat." Be like,

38:54 "Hey, us man." Yo, at me with a hey, at me with a smile.

38:57 At me with a tryhard.

38:58 So, um, yeah.

39:01 I mean, it's very few people that are actually

39:04 watching a stream are going to type in chat.

39:07 Why?

39:07 I don't know.

39:08 That's just that's just the way it is.

39:09 Like different people watch and consume content differently.

39:12 Some people just like to throw it on their screen and do whatever, right?

39:16 They put it on their second monitor.

39:17 Some people are main monitor and they're just they're they're freaking typing

39:20 omega old uh omega little tryh hard freaking white people happy people wave.

39:25 And then other people just, you know, they whatever, right?

39:28 Some people aren't even logged in, right?

39:30 That's fan stole my Game Boy in 2004.

39:36 Okay.

39:38 Why do you have to tell him now?

39:41 Um, but yeah, so as you can see, I mean,

39:44 think about think about how little that is, right?

39:47 Like if you if you look at the calculator, 149/ 41.

39:54 I wonder how many viewers eat cheese curds while listening to you and staring

39:58 sadly out their bathroom window after having

40:00 spent 15 minutes crying about their life choices.

40:05 Uh so yeah, I mean you could you could say like two to 3% of the people

40:14 2 to 3% of people uh watching a stream are are going to type in chat,

40:19 you know, and that's fine.

40:22 Uh Reddit mod spamming thousands of emails per stream is insane.

40:25 I don't think I think there's nothing wrong with that, dude.

40:27 Just people people like to I I don't I

40:29 don't actually know what you're talking about to be fair.

40:32 Um, but 12 months different people consume content differently.

40:35 For me as a streamer, I love when chat is fast.

40:39 Hercules, thank you for the 12 months.

40:41 Thank you, man.

40:41 Appreciate it, dude.

40:43 I I love when chat is spammy.

40:46 I love when chat is fast.

40:48 I think it's great.

40:57 So, like it's great because the thing is is like when chat is fast,

41:01 it just makes things more I feel like there's just more energy.

41:05 Like I I as a streamer, I get more energy from like having a faster chat, right?

41:10 Your stats are skewed.

41:12 Are they?

41:14 They could be.

41:16 But why do you what do you I mean they might be, but why do you say that?

41:18 Like let's look at yesterday or let's look at the day before yesterday.

41:23 Uh this is with an IRL stream, right?

41:25 Yesterday was a very much a gameplay stream.

41:28 This one is an IRL stream and it was like 4%, right?

41:36 This is another gameplay stream.

41:48 Oh, so see this is gameplay, but it was almost 5% 4 and a half%.

41:53 Now, it's probably because I was talking about Classic Plus or something.

42:00 Look at this one.

42:00 This was This one was an hour and a half long stream.

42:03 In an hour and a half long stream, about 5%.

42:14 Now, I do think the shorter your streams are,

42:16 you're also going to have a higher percentage of people because

42:19 you're probably going to have more unique viewers coming in over time

42:21 and you're going to have a lot of the main people chatting

42:23 are going to chat at the beginning of the stream because they're like,

42:25 "Hey, like I'm an S fan main, right?

42:27 I'm an S fan main or like I'm I'm part of this community and I

42:30 want to come in here and talk and and this is this is like home,

42:33 right?" So, uh yeah, that's kind of how it is.

42:38 How does Twitch measure these?

42:39 Oh, whoops.

42:40 I missed that one.

42:40 Let me see that.

42:41 How does Twitch measure these uh when sharing sharing chat with other streamers?

42:47 I don't know actually.

42:48 I think it just still shows.

42:52 Uh as soon as main event had it rough, they keep nerving the class.

42:54 True.

42:56 I chat 3,000% more when you're offline.

42:58 Yeah, sure.

42:59 We also have offline.

43:00 We have a very strong offline chat community here.

43:02 Yeah, we do have a very strong offline chat

43:04 community because it's kind of like old school IRC.

43:06 like if I'm not live, people just be, you know,

43:08 talking offline chat, just hanging out, doing whatever all day.

43:11 Um, which is cool.

43:12 Like I actually really like having a a cool offline chat community, right?

43:16 Yeah.

43:17 Offline chat is a is like a that's like an old school

43:19 Twitch thing that a lot of people like I I don't know.

43:23 I think I think people don't appreciate that enough and I like that a lot.

43:26 Adacious one, thank you for the nine months.

43:27 Thank you, Adacious One.

43:28 Okay, so anyway, that's that that's that part of it.

43:33 Um, so that's me talking about the Oh, I didn't even get to finish.

43:36 I didn't get to finish the point of what I was making.

43:38 So, when we talk about this invalid traffic, the number that Twitch sells,

43:43 okay, and why it's like we don't benefit from it.

43:46 The number that twitch sells to these advertisers, they say,

43:52 "Hey, these are your ads that are being served,

43:57 not, hey, this is the amount of viewers on the website."

44:01 That's why they say they don't benefit from it.

44:03 Now, on the flip side,

44:05 the individual streamers in in the freaking economy of clout farming,

44:12 notoriety, you know, who's who, who's what,

44:16 attention economy, whatever you want to call it, right?

44:20 For the individual streamers that are viewbotting,

44:22 it is like a uh it is like a confirmation bias of if you have a lot of viewers,

44:30 then your content is good.

44:33 So what ends up happening is people get to the top and then they view

44:37 bot to stay at the top so that people keep thinking that their content is good.

44:41 So then people keep coming back.

44:44 So, even though Twitch individually doesn't benefit from it,

44:48 inevitably you're going to churn the bottom of the barrel and some

44:51 people are going to fall off and get bored and then,

44:53 you know, new people will come in, whatever, right?

44:55 But the content is the content.

44:57 So, that's the part that people really benefit from is the individual streamers

45:04 that are viewing basically do like

45:06 a confirmation bias to their viewers that, hey,

45:08 my stream is good because I have a lot of viewers.

45:11 Like how many times have you clicked into a stream that has

45:13 more viewers than normal and you're like what the hell's going on here?

45:18 And that's something that's something we used to talk about all the time

45:20 is like um if something the goal as a streamer years ago

45:30 was like if you were a 10k Andy literally anything can happen because

45:33 if you have 10k viewers you're like at the top of the website.

45:36 Anything can happen.

45:37 Like it's easier to become a 20k Andy if you're already a 10k Andy

45:41 than it is to go from being like a 1K streamer to a 10K streamer.

45:46 If that makes sense.

45:52 So like the reason for that is just

45:54 because they'll be higher up in every section.

45:56 They'll be at the top of the follower list.

45:59 That's another thing.

46:00 So, like if you don't view bot,

46:02 then what ends up happening is like you'll follow a bunch

46:04 of these streamers and then some people don't have notifications on.

46:08 Like some people might see me live or anybody

46:10 live and oh yeah, like I like SANA.

46:12 SANA's great.

46:13 But if they don't see me in the in the follower list,

46:15 then they're they're not even going to know

46:16 that I'm live because they don't have the notifications on.

46:18 Or maybe they don't have the SAN

46:20 updates extension that on Google Chrome or Firefox,

46:25 they don't have SPAN updates installed.

46:27 Mhm.

46:28 you know, so maybe maybe they should have that installed as well.

46:31 Download SPAN updates right here.

46:34 It's going to let you know whenever there's a there's a new video, new stream.

46:37 There's also going to show the schedule, which we got to update that schedule.

46:50 But yeah, that's literally me.

46:53 But I saw your YouTube videos.

46:54 I've been looking out for the streams.

46:55 Yeah.

46:56 So yeah, so the people that haven't been viewing have been getting basically

47:01 insanely in insanely like cuckooked because

47:07 you have these new streamers come in.

47:08 New a lot of the new streamers have been viewbotting.

47:10 So then a lot of the natural growth on the website

47:13 gets lost to people that are viewing over them.

47:16 That's why there's a lot of like old school

47:18 streamers that are I mean obviously everybody's going to be

47:20 anti- viewbotting but there's like a very like just like

47:22 vitriolic hate towards the viewbotting from a lot of people

47:25 from like my generation and earlier because we know

47:28 how this works and it's like it feels like you

47:31 you've been cheated and it feels like it's like

47:33 not even worth going live to some people, you know.

47:36 Now it's kind of childish and stupid to some degree.

47:39 Um but it's kind of not because the proof is in the pudding, you know.

47:48 Finally, they're going after view botters.

47:49 I mean, they should, right?

47:51 So, now what they're saying is they're going to end up

47:53 capping people's CCV whenever they notice that they have a lot.

47:56 It's probably when this what I'm assuming if they

47:58 notice that you have a lot of invalid traffic,

48:00 they're probably going to start capping your CCV and you'll start

48:02 seeing these people that have been viewing get their CCV lowered.

48:05 Now, something that I that's what they said in the second paragraph here.

48:09 Okay, that's that's what they said in the second paragraph.

48:11 But here's something that I want to talk about.

48:16 And and this is I'm se going to semide debunk stuff that other

48:25 people are stuff that a lot of other people bring up often.

48:29 Okay.

48:31 So, if you look up some streams, okay, if you look up some streams,

48:42 then uh well, there there's like an extension that you can use to view.

48:47 Hold on, let me let me let me backtrack a little bit.

48:49 So, there's an extension on Google Chrome that you

48:51 can use that's like an enhanced Twitch something

48:53 or another that uh shows you next to the view

49:00 count how many chatters are in that stream, how many chatters are in the chat.

49:06 So, a lot of people keep using chat lists

49:09 as like a metric of it's not counting lurkers.

49:12 The way chat lists are like aggregated

49:14 and brought together and all kinds of stuff.

49:18 So, let me show this.

49:19 It's It's not It's not real time.

49:21 It's not 100%.

49:22 So, if I go and I take a look, let's take a look at my own stream.

49:28 And if I click on community tab and it looks at moderators,

49:32 looks at broadcasters, viewers, whatever.

49:34 So, you're going to see a lot of these names in here, okay?

49:37 But not a lot of the names that are in here are actually watching the stream.

49:42 Okay?

49:46 Some of them are not actually watching the stream.

49:48 Uh and also this is not updated in real time.

49:51 So if like uh let's say let's say if Bofo right if Bofo

49:56 leaves the stream right now this won't immediately take him out you know.

50:02 So yeah chatter tab is one of the things exactly smelly goats.

50:05 So like if they have the the streams chat open in some way.

50:13 Oh what the heck?

50:14 Freaking my headset just popped.

50:16 That kind of hurt.

50:17 Uh is it not just IRC backend?

50:19 Yeah, it is.

50:21 So like if you have chat open do this actually if you have

50:29 chat open in some way it's going to show you as logged into chat.

50:32 Now if you have a lot of Chat arena viewers like me

50:36 maybe like for example I have this pop out chat up right now.

50:40 So I'm logged into the chat but I don't have my stream open.

50:45 So, I'm not a viewer of my own stream, but I'm in my own chat.

50:48 Or like I use this program and a lot of a lot of the offline chatters the hell.

50:55 Sorry, I can't see this.

50:56 I got I put a camera in front of my other

50:59 monitor and I can't see this thing I'm looking for.

51:01 Okay, so I use this program.

51:03 It's called Chatarino.

51:04 Okay, Chatterino is like a popular like Twitch power user program.

51:09 Uh, but this is like the main way that I read chat.

51:11 Okay.

51:12 So, if you're in if you're logged into Chat Arino,

51:16 it's going to show you as logged in, but I might not be watching the stream.

51:20 Now, if it turns red, it's like, oh, he's live.

51:22 Right click.

51:23 I can go open stream in browser.

51:24 I can open in Stream Link.

51:26 Uh oh, I guess I don't have Stream Link installed,

51:28 but I used to have Streamlink, and you could watch it in VC,

51:31 but I stopped doing that because anytime it ran an ad, it like killed the feed.

51:35 But if you watch it in VC, it was like way better.

51:37 Um, but it kills the feed if you it actually that that so it like kind of sucks

51:42 but anyway uh open stream in browser and then

51:44 yeah that's that this is oftentimes how I watch streams.

51:47 I open them up in chat arino and I do this.

51:49 That's also why you notice I don't have a lot of the emotes.

51:52 I think I don't even have better TTV or 7TV installed.

51:55 I just use it all through Chatino.

51:57 That's how I see all the emotes like Smount the symbol of freedom.

52:00 Okay.

52:04 I still can't believe that this is like

52:05 all over like the freaking bootleg Iranian chat apps.

52:09 Freaking me effing myself in the A, dude.

52:12 All over the dude, the symbol of the freaking

52:14 Iranian resistance is me effing myself in the A, dude.

52:17 It's Smount.

52:23 Insane.

52:25 So anyway, um to kind of tie that back

52:29 to what I was talking about originally if we go here.

52:41 So So this will show like how many chatters I have and how many viewers I have.

52:45 Fun.

52:45 Since Twitch chat is all bots, I will send you all my chat messages handwritten

52:49 in cursive because bots can't read cursive and dated at 2036,

52:55 far after the robot apocalypse for you to read safely.

53:00 Thank you.

53:00 Thank you.

53:01 I appreciate that.

53:04 Um, so as we're saying, thank you for the $3 rage strike.

53:13 Thank you so fancy.

53:13 anything for the 35 months.

53:16 So if we take a look at this uh like this will say

53:20 like how many chatters are logged in and then how many viewers you have.

53:24 So a lot of people use this as a metric of if you have more viewers

53:30 than you have chatters that you're viewing

53:34 and you'll see this with a lot of streams.

53:37 Now it's not as simple as that.

53:40 Like you'll see a lot of streamers talk about this and it's not

53:43 actually as simple as that because there there's so many other ways to like

53:49 there's other ways that people are actually like watching a stream but they

53:52 might not be logged into chat right 80% was the normal average before.

53:56 Yeah.

53:57 Mine has always been like over 100 like always.

54:00 Even dude I remember I was doing Cornwood GT RP

54:03 and I was like at it was like 102% or like 97%.

54:07 So my ratio has always been insane.

54:09 I don't know why.

54:10 No idea.

54:12 This guy also explains it really well.

54:13 Is this Devon Nash?

54:16 Okay.

54:20 Okay.

54:22 Oh, it's not Devon Nash.

54:24 I mean, it could be.

54:25 He's wearing a suit.

54:26 I mean, you don't see his face, but it's probably not Deon Nash.

54:35 So, so anyway, um all these years it's been Devon this whole time.

54:44 Uh so anyway, like you'll see this with a lot of people.

54:47 Now, if there is an egregious number of difference,

54:50 then yeah, maybe there's some degree of botting, right?

54:52 But then you'll have some people that are like

54:54 um like you that's just what you'll see, right?

54:59 Like some people have like a higher number like typically typically

55:03 for me I have a higher number of chatters than viewers.

55:06 I don't know why like that's a lot of people

55:08 but I'm assuming it's just because of chatarino login but if

55:11 you look at like um 303 like chances are he's probably

55:22 getting botted a little bit like that is an egregious number.

55:28 Yo, Jinxy.

55:29 Yo, dude, I wish I could have played in this.

55:31 I didn't know this was going on other otherwise

55:33 I would have asked to play in this, dude.

55:36 Polos is here, too.

55:39 He's probably He probably has Front Page.

55:41 So, like there's probably some degree of like embedded

55:46 or maybe front like Front Page would give you this too,

55:48 by the way, cuz Front Page wouldn't log you into their chat.

55:51 Um, so he probably has like I would say probably 10K from Front Page.

55:55 He might have like some Riot launcher uh

55:58 like Riot probably put them on the website.

56:01 Uh so he probably has some like like quote botted but not really botted viewers,

56:06 but there's also some bots that like log into your chat too to hide it.

56:10 So I don't know if this I don't know how botted this actually is.

56:14 It's not really botted.

56:15 Like I said, I think this is probably like a degree of embeds,

56:17 but like a lot of people like myself, uh Canude is the same way, right?

56:22 Canoot is the same way where he probably has

56:23 more more chatters than he has viewers, I'm assuming.

56:30 Yeah.

56:30 See, Canoot's like me.

56:31 Wake is is always like that, too.

56:33 Or Wake has more uh chatters than he has viewers, right?

56:37 So, Oh, okay.

56:38 Never mind.

56:41 Usually, usually Wake has more chatters than viewers.

56:43 I don't know.

56:44 Um maybe got like a raid or something.

56:46 Um, Tyler one.

56:53 Yeah.

56:54 So, it's like it's you're going to get a little bit of of of differentiation.

57:03 It's like XQZ.

57:04 XQC has more like some of these like OG like longtime streamers.

57:08 Like you have a lot of people logged into XQZ chat arena,

57:10 but like XQC not viewbotting at all, right?

57:14 No.

57:14 No V-bot at all.

57:15 Oh, it just went up a ton.

57:17 He maybe he was running an ad, right?

57:20 But he's not.

57:21 See, here's the thing.

57:22 These these numbers don't really mean anything.

57:24 And that's my point.

57:25 So, like the That was funny timing.

57:27 But like the point that I was making earlier is that these numbers don't

57:32 really mean anything cuz there's as you get more and more viewers as a streamer,

57:36 like you're going to have some people that are

57:38 watching his stream not logged in and they just opened

57:40 up Twitch and they just found a stream with like

57:42 20,000 viewers and they clicked on it, you know?

57:48 I still think it's funny how every time someone has bots,

57:50 it's someone botting them as if people just spend money

57:52 all the time just to make someone's content look better.

57:54 Dude, I will say this.

57:56 I do think that happens sometimes.

57:59 I think that happens sometimes.

58:01 I think uh that also sometimes somebody goes

58:06 and they bought somebody to test out their viewbots.

58:11 I think I think they test out their viewbots.

58:13 Um, Okay.

59:05 Uh, sorry.

59:06 Uh, I'm trying to coordinate something.

59:10 Um um oh yeah, I'm trying to coordinate something.

59:17 New new guest coming soon.

59:18 New guest coming soon.

59:19 Today I learned I'm actually a bot.

59:20 Oh, that's crazy.

59:22 Um so anyway, as I was saying,

59:26 um it's hard to say if these numbers actually mean anything,

59:29 right, for all these streamers.

59:31 Um, nude guest.

59:47 No, new guest.

59:48 What type of Asian?

59:49 Okay, here's the thing with the Asian thing.

59:54 I Okay, this is separate from what we're talking about.

59:58 Separate from anything else.

59:59 Okay, there just happens to be more Asians

1:00:06 on Twitch and the internet and in gaming in general.

1:00:10 Okay, I am multi- opportunity equal opportunity of all wations

1:00:18 of all you know peoples.

1:00:24 Okay.

1:00:25 And also because Hatchu is here,

1:00:27 she has more Korean friends/Asian friends as well.

1:00:32 So if she's inviting people to come visit, then they,

1:00:35 you know, it's it's a ma it's like a math game.

1:00:38 Equal opportunity mutter.

1:00:39 Yes, you're in.

1:00:48 Okay.

1:00:48 I also Okay, I have this weird thing.

1:00:58 Okay, in my head, I'm trying to think of how to phrase this.

1:01:15 There is this like people.

1:01:16 Okay, I understand that people like what they like.

1:01:23 Okay.

1:01:24 However, there is something specific about this like it's a it's a Simpsons

1:01:31 comic book guy level of fetishization

1:01:34 with Asian women that it makes me uncomfortable.

1:01:41 Does that make sense?

1:01:48 And I mean that goes for that goes for everybody,

1:01:51 all types of, you know, ladies.

1:01:53 It would apply to anybody.

1:01:55 But there's a specific thing, right?

1:02:03 I get that.

1:02:03 Yeah, exactly.

1:02:12 Are you talking about hentai virus?

1:02:13 Okay.

1:02:16 It's mostly memes.

1:02:17 I'm pretty sure.

1:02:17 I know.

1:02:17 It just it just it just makes me just that just a tad

1:02:20 bit uncomfortable cuz like you know then why do you keep importing them?

1:02:27 Okay.

1:02:27 Unbelievable.

1:02:28 That's who did who didn't comic book guy marry?

1:02:36 Yeah.

1:02:37 Okay.

1:02:38 Exactly.

1:02:39 I didn't even know this happened right now.

1:02:42 I mean, look, but here's the thing.

1:02:44 Here's the thing.

1:02:45 It's fine.

1:02:46 People like who they like.

1:02:47 They like what they like.

1:02:48 It could they could like, you know, you could Hey, listen.

1:02:51 You know, personally, you know, I'm known for vanilla.

1:02:57 Wow.

1:02:57 I get that.

1:02:58 But, you know, maybe you like Neapolitan ice cream.

1:03:01 You like some strawberry.

1:03:02 You like some chocolate.

1:03:03 You like some vanilla.

1:03:04 I get that.

1:03:04 Okay.

1:03:05 People like different things.

1:03:06 They like everything the same.

1:03:07 You know, you take what you can get.

1:03:08 I get it.

1:03:11 People like what they like.

1:03:12 But there's like a specific It's like a It's like a specific It's

1:03:16 a It's a specific like stereotype that makes me that makes me uncomfortable.

1:03:21 You know what I mean?

1:03:36 That was a great explanation,

1:03:38 and it was not at all suspicious that you needed to explain it for 5 minutes.

1:03:43 Thank you for confirming that the next guest is yet another Asian woman.

1:04:00 Okay.

1:04:01 Um, I go to the World Cup.

1:04:04 I really want to.

1:04:05 I really do.

1:04:06 Uh, is there any way you get me and three other people tickets for free?

1:04:09 Unbelievable.

1:04:11 We get it.

1:04:12 They give weebs a bad name.

1:04:14 And you don't like that?

1:04:15 Of course.

1:04:15 I'm not a weeb.

1:04:21 Um, anyway, kind of back to what I was talking about with the viewbotting stuff.

1:04:25 Okay.

1:04:26 Oh, wait.

1:04:27 Did I close the other window?

1:04:29 Did I close the tweet?

1:04:31 Okay, let's let's get let's get back on topic.

1:04:34 Okay, that was separate from Well, okay.

1:04:36 Yo yo, how we doing today?

1:04:39 I'm doing good.

1:04:42 I'm doing reopen close tab constantly until I get back to the tweet.

1:04:51 I just Spider-Man slapped myself.

1:04:53 Okay.

1:04:54 All right.

1:04:54 Back on Okay, now we're getting back on topic for uh for video.

1:05:00 Um, yeah.

1:05:06 So, anyway, uh, yeah.

1:05:07 So, like like I was saying, right?

1:05:10 Mouth.

1:05:10 Chelsea Handler went to

1:05:17 Es when is Barry going to visit now that there is a room free?

1:05:24 Unbelievable.

1:05:24 Actually, I would love to have Barry come.

1:05:26 I think Barry come to visit would be would be hilarious.

1:05:28 Love the game play.

1:05:31 Um yeah.

1:05:38 Anyway, um so what I was saying is like um he's a tuning.

1:05:46 I'm going to get it tuned.

1:05:46 Okay, I'm going to get it tuned.

1:05:48 Just let me finish my just chatting segment, okay?

1:05:50 And the news and the reactions and stuff.

1:05:52 So anyway, uh kind of going back to what we're saying.

1:05:55 Uh, while streamers will be notified,

1:05:57 we will not make a follow on announcement

1:06:00 when we will begin issuing these enforcements.

1:06:01 We'll not publicly share details about

1:06:02 when and where these enforcements are applied.

1:06:04 Unfortunately, providing details simply makes it easy

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1:06:12 Why do you say it like that?

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1:06:37 Uh, which berry?

1:06:37 There's Well, apparently there's two berries now.

1:06:42 Yeah, apparently there's two berries.

1:06:45 Primers.

1:06:47 Apparently there's like uh the the OG berry and then there's a new boss berry.

1:07:09 How do you do my fellow robots?

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1:08:23 Wait, did it actually count?

1:08:25 Uh, anyway, sorry.

1:08:26 So, back on topic.

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1:09:00 Mhm.

1:09:01 Technically, Svan is Asian.

1:09:02 That is true.

1:09:04 Technically, um, are you going to have Bernie Sanders

1:09:13 in a Japanese school girl outfit as a guest?

1:09:15 Okay, let's continue.

1:09:18 Uh, so to kind of wrap up the viewbonding talk,

1:09:21 there there's like a few key things here, okay?

1:09:24 And and what the problems with it are, okay?

1:09:28 Why are you being so level-headed about this whole viewbotting situation?

1:09:32 Why can't you just name names and accuse random streamers so I can skitso

1:09:36 the freak out on Twitter and Reddit

1:09:38 and get myself banned in other streamers chats?

1:09:44 Uh yeah, so like I said,

1:09:46 like looking at the chatters versus viewers is a thing, don't get me wrong.

1:09:51 Um, but it's like it there's less stock in it

1:09:54 and it's a lot more complicated than that and more more so

1:09:56 than even like than than even the people that really understand

1:10:01 like I I can kind of understand but more than me, right?

1:10:05 Uh, like I understand quite a bit and I know a lot of it and I

1:10:07 see the back end of it like

1:10:08 on the industry side like where the problem really is.

1:10:11 Um, and this is this is kind of the brass tax to wrap everything up.

1:10:17 To wrap everything up, the real big problem with the viewbotting stuff,

1:10:21 it's it's it's not only is it like bad for the culture of the website.

1:10:24 I think there's a few things that Twitch has really done that make

1:10:26 that has and and really a culture of live streaming in general.

1:10:30 Like certain things that have happened that have been really really bad

1:10:33 for the advancement of live streaming as like a legitimate like media platform.

1:10:41 So, one of these things is like the the public

1:10:45 sort of perception of live streamers in public, right?

1:10:48 The IRL streamers.

1:10:50 Okay?

1:10:50 A lot of the nuisance streamers,

1:10:52 a lot of these uh clips of streamers being terrible people,

1:10:55 like legitimately like horrible people,

1:10:57 like the the most like the the worst type of people you could possibly imagine.

1:11:01 I'm a big believer that all streaming services should just

1:11:04 if you're doing something that is just objectively morally wrong,

1:11:07 you should be completely deplatformed

1:11:09 because you're you're hurting everybody, right?

1:11:12 But these clips get shared and these get get tens of thousands of likes, right?

1:11:18 Like you should not like it is a it is a very much a privilege to be

1:11:21 able to live stream and have an opportunity

1:11:23 to do this as for like a a career, right?

1:11:26 Be able to make a living doing this, you know?

1:11:28 Yes.

1:11:29 Like you have to be good at it or whatever.

1:11:30 Like there's there's skill to it and there's a lot of difficulties.

1:11:32 There's a there really is there's like

1:11:34 a lot of difficult people don't really understand.

1:11:35 But at the end of the day,

1:11:36 it any sort of way that you can make income that you are going

1:11:41 to enjoy and you're not like doing the absolute worst job in the world,

1:11:45 it is a privilege to some degree.

1:11:47 And this is a this is one of those things, okay?

1:11:50 Like yes, there's a lot of headaches with live streaming.

1:11:52 Yes, there's a lot of hurdles that you have

1:11:54 to jump through and there's there's a lot of like difficulties,

1:11:56 but there's a lot of benefits.

1:11:58 And I I think whenever you are one of those people

1:12:01 that are hurting the entire ecosystem

1:12:05 for everybody else involved making all other Mr.

1:12:08 I hope you are doing good.

1:12:10 I have to go to bed and don't have much time.

1:12:12 But one quick story, statement and question.

1:12:14 The story goes as follows.

1:12:16 Once upon a time, there was a man.

1:12:18 The end.

1:12:19 That's it for the story.

1:12:21 Very detailed, I know.

1:12:22 So now the statement miasmo.

1:12:26 What do three?

1:12:28 Thank you.

1:12:28 Thank you, Jazzic.

1:12:29 Okay.

1:12:30 So, so let me let me finish what I was saying.

1:12:32 Uh, I think if you're one of those people

1:12:34 that are damaging the reputation of other live streamers,

1:12:38 other IRL streamers,

1:12:39 like IRL streaming now has gotten to the point

1:12:41 where it's it's as difficult as it's ever been.

1:12:44 Um, like the tech has gotten a little bit better,

1:12:47 things have gotten cooler, like the the quality has gone up,

1:12:49 but it's hard to do things because the the reputation of IRL streamers,

1:12:55 people don't see the good wholesome clips.

1:12:57 They don't see people like doing good fun content,

1:13:00 like showing off uh like cool places to travel to or like doing nice things.

1:13:05 Like that stuff rarely gets shared.

1:13:06 The positivity rarely gets shared.

1:13:08 What gets pushed into the algorithm is negativity.

1:13:10 What gets pushed into the algorithm is some guy going around

1:13:13 freaking yelling slurs at people and and just being a dick, right?

1:13:18 And then what happens is people that don't

1:13:20 regularly consume this content and know what's going on.

1:13:26 These people are the the this is what they see.

1:13:31 These people only see that and then

1:13:32 that's that becomes their impression of live streamers.

1:13:36 So that's why I think it's such a big deal.

1:13:45 Um, how does that tie into view botting?

1:13:51 Well, the viewbotting and or really the botting in general

1:13:54 and the astrourfing of like different clips and different content,

1:13:59 it kind of goes hand in hand.

1:14:00 Like a lot of these clip accounts, they're getting paid.

1:14:03 Like people people are getting paid to post

1:14:06 clips of people doing terrible things because they know

1:14:08 that they're going to get pushed in the algorithm

1:14:10 and the people doing them know that they're doing them.

1:14:12 So this whole sort the current meta

1:14:14 of content creation right now is really really sad.

1:14:16 It's really pathetic.

1:14:18 Terrible.

1:14:20 So people people they are basically like freaking napalm

1:14:26 astroturfing terrible clips everywhere that end up going viral.

1:14:30 There's like a formula to it.

1:14:31 And then on top of that what do they do?

1:14:33 They end up uh viewbonding their stream to kind of match this.

1:14:36 And then whenever you do,

1:14:37 they go hand in hand and then they get pushed to the top and then

1:14:40 next thing you know these people actually

1:14:41 end up making a career out of themselves.

1:14:42 Now I don't know where these people get the money to pay for all this stuff.

1:14:47 I don't it's just cuz like I mean they're

1:14:52 like maybe they have like you know their parents give

1:14:55 them a lot of money they're just rich and they

1:14:57 start they want to they want to be a streamer.

1:14:58 It's like the make a streamer package now.

1:15:01 Um, but this is this is like another one of the things

1:15:04 that has just been really bad for the culture of live streaming.

1:15:07 The viewbotting, the the astroturfing, these terrible clips,

1:15:10 the reputation damaging things of IRL streamers.

1:15:13 Like me being an IRL streamer, like, yeah, I do IRL,

1:15:15 I do roleplay, I do sports, I do uh classic World of Warcraft, right?

1:15:20 I do variety, you know?

1:15:21 I do I do all kinds of different things on my stream.

1:15:23 And uh I've always been one of those people

1:15:25 that really like pushes like the tech

1:15:27 and streaming and try and do different things

1:15:28 and try and just make good content, right?

1:15:33 Not not necessarily good content cuz my stream sucks,

1:15:36 but I want to have a stream that people feel good about watching, right?

1:15:41 Um and that's that's really what it comes down to, you know?

1:15:46 Um, seeing so many people do things that hurt that or damage

1:15:53 that really sucks in the current meta of content creation, right?

1:15:58 People just saying and doing horrible things.

1:16:00 Um, that's why I'm I I've I've been a lot more like uh may I

1:16:06 say try to be like I I always like doing new things with new people,

1:16:09 but it's like I I'm very I try and be

1:16:12 very selective nowadays with like who I'm doing stuff with.

1:16:15 At least much more so than I used to be, right?

1:16:18 Um, you know, and sometimes you just miss, right?

1:16:22 Everybody sometimes you just miss, right?

1:16:25 Like I feel like I I'll end up making

1:16:26 a new friend and then something happens that I'm like,

1:16:28 "Here we go again." But you know,

1:16:30 you can't just always you can't just always not do anything.

1:16:33 But is what it is.

1:16:36 Attention.

1:16:36 Type one in chat to unleash the party train or type two to cancel.

1:16:46 Anyway, I really hope that this this whole

1:16:54 like live stream viewbonding situation gets figured out.

1:16:56 I think it's I think it's really bad.

1:16:58 I'd love to talk more about like

1:16:59 the industry side of things and stuff going forward.

1:17:01 Um maybe in like the just chatting portion of my stream

1:17:04 at the very beginning uh whenever whenever I go live uh regularly.

1:17:08 But anyways, thank you so much for watching YouTube,

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1:17:50 That was the end of YouTube video.

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1:17:56 You can say my drivers crash.

1:18:01 You can say my cables are bad.

1:18:05 You can say my RGP is trash.

1:18:10 But the describe the next

1:18:13 argument.

1:18:14 Thank you for getting the sub.

1:18:14 Chat, we got a hype train going.

1:18:17 The hype train is at level two,

1:18:23 chat.

1:18:23 We got a hype train going.

1:18:24 By the way, hey, I'm ending stream a little early

1:18:26 tonight cuz we're starting a new YouTube channel for Star

1:18:30 Forge, current legend and I'm making a I'm recording a video tonight,

1:18:37 DJ Cornwood.

1:18:38 We're like doing cool stuff with PCs,

1:18:42 aka DJ Long.

1:18:45 Yeah.

1:18:45 So, I have to end stream early tonight to record that video.

1:18:50 DJ Badge 100.

1:18:51 DJ Badge 100,

1:18:55 aka the best DJ in town.

1:18:59 Song is in the oven, chat.

1:19:03 3 minutes left.

1:19:05 Keep this train alive to unlock it.

1:19:08 Brandemonium, thank you for the 11 months in a row.

1:19:11 Going to keep streaming during it.

1:19:12 No, no, it's going to be an off stream video.

1:19:15 Totally 25 months.

1:19:17 Subscribe.

1:19:19 DJ Cornwood

1:19:23 T O TNB O T subscribe.

1:19:27 Is there anything else I should talk about or react to?

1:19:28 Oh, apparently there's going to be Tokyo Games show tomorrow.

1:19:31 Everybody thinks there's going to be Kingdom Hearts 4.

1:19:35 Totous Strike cheered with 300 bits.

1:19:43 The hype train is at level four.

1:19:49 TnB t gifted five subs.

1:19:56 I was scrolling through Twitch.

1:20:00 So many streamers to pick from.

1:20:03 Then I saw him.

1:20:06 A paladin eating corn the long way.

1:20:09 Price of Lincoln Navigator dropped 2,300.

1:20:12 And I stayed.

1:20:14 Chat,

1:20:15 when are you car shopping again?

1:20:16 Maybe tomorrow.

1:20:16 Ready?

1:20:17 You know what to do.

1:20:18 Level up the train to unlock it.

1:20:23 Trains.

1:20:23 Buffy subscribed.

1:20:26 Al furious sea gifted a sub.

1:20:30 Scar haron cheered.

1:20:38 One of us.

1:20:45 One of us.

1:20:51 One of us.

1:20:58 One of us.

1:21:01 Mmortalized.

1:21:02 Cheers.

1:21:02 Level five hype train.

1:21:04 Walrus meat.

1:21:04 Thank you for the prime.

1:21:05 Shank redemption.

1:21:06 Thank you for the dollar.

1:21:07 Mmortalized 100 bits.

1:21:09 Any other golden primers?

1:21:10 Any golden primers?

1:21:11 Thank you for the Buffy.

1:21:12 Thank you for the Buffy.

1:21:13 Thank you for the 22 months, Buffy.

1:21:14 The Julie got gifted a sub by Alurus the god.

1:21:18 Skull Heron, thank you for the 100 bits.

1:21:19 Walrus me.

1:21:20 Thank you.

1:21:25 You know what I found out?

1:21:25 If people donate the stream over, if people donate,

1:21:30 it has a higher chance of putting what they say

1:21:32 in the next song whenever it does an AI generated one.

1:21:36 Badge 100 is just warming up.

1:21:39 Welcome to the after party.

1:21:50 I was watching some videos about talking about inventory being too high.

1:21:52 So maybe it'll lead to lower prices.

1:21:53 Might not play high in SUVs, though.

1:21:57 Yeah, people are like not buying cars right now, so maybe it's a waiting game.

1:22:05 I don't really like this one.

1:22:12 Sheriff for the beat in the VIP seat.

1:22:13 Star is a piece of watch.

1:22:15 Got the oil on the knob.

1:22:16 Turn it up till it drops.

1:22:17 Order.

1:22:18 I don't know.

1:22:18 I don't like this one.

1:22:20 Make it the rhythm.

1:22:21 Glitch in the system.

1:22:22 Make it the rhythm.

1:22:23 Blue screen turn green.

1:22:24 Bad connection.

1:22:30 Does it say oil on the knob?

1:22:31 Al furious.

1:22:32 Thank the vibe.

1:22:34 Crash.

1:22:34 Why does YouTube stream no longer delay than Twitch?

1:22:36 It's just how it is.

1:22:37 Driver crash table furious he gifted five

1:22:47 wait golden kappa train oh it's a golden kappa

1:22:50 cable creates the fable pixel on the screen is the base don't fix

1:22:55 chat golden kappa train

1:22:57 the hype train is at level six chat your brand new track is ready

1:23:04 wait does it did it butcher Alfur

1:23:06 up the train Oh, doesn't it say Al furious sea?

1:23:12 Alurious arm was counted in expansion.

1:23:15 The next song is Alfurious the god.

1:23:17 First sheet deser from nothing.

1:23:21 They carved a prophecy into the world's very soul.

1:23:27 100 bits.

1:23:28 Was thank for the 100 bits.

1:23:31 Rise.

1:23:32 Wait, how how do I get golden kappa two days in a row?

1:23:35 Best damn champion the realm ever had found its champion.

1:23:52 Golden Kappa check chat.

1:23:54 If you gift a sub, if you Twitch Prime, if you give bits during this hype train,

1:23:58 you will receive a golden gappa for the remaining co-op track

1:24:02 time of your entire life for 24 hours.

1:24:07 Bits through a portal long ago.

1:24:14 Found a world that needed a hero.

1:24:17 Demons running wild.

1:24:18 Couldn't let it stand.

1:24:24 Aluria se gifted five subs.

1:24:26 Al's like I got to hear my song.

1:24:28 Taking the crown from T O Z TNB O Toten Boot took the crown from Tooten Boot.

1:24:35 Jousty, thank you for the prime.

1:24:36 Mr.

1:24:37 used ID.

1:24:37 for the mod.

1:24:38 Thank you for the one gifted sub in chat.

1:24:45 DJF sappy and Mr.

1:24:47 Used ID subscribed.

1:24:51 Mr.

1:24:52 Used ID stream is not ending.

1:24:54 Why does it say stream ending?

1:24:58 Gifted a sub.

1:24:59 Okay, this is so bug.

1:25:03 T 0 TNB 0 T gifted five subs and has taken the crown from our furious C.

1:25:14 Cooji Raven gifted a sub.

1:25:18 Rage Strike cheered with 200 bits.

1:25:28 The hype train is at level eight.

1:25:32 I think it still tries to play.

1:25:35 Wait, no.

1:25:36 It cut the Alfurious song off yesterday.

1:25:38 What it was doing was it it still played the generated song.

1:25:49 Traveler, you've crossed all of Azeroth to find this place.

1:25:56 Through the baronss, through Elwin forest and you're finally here

1:26:03 zero be cheered with a thousand bits.

1:26:09 Funzen.

1:26:10 Dracula subscribe.

1:26:12 Flows like the well of eternity.

1:26:15 The fire burns warmer than dragons.

1:26:18 I need a video of this.

1:26:19 And everyone, no matter if orc or elf is welcome to come inside.

1:26:32 Oh.

1:26:32 Oh, it is.

1:26:33 It is going to do that for yourself.

1:26:36 Chat, your brand new track is ready.

1:26:39 You know what to do.

1:26:40 Level up the train to unlock it.

1:26:45 The top one.

1:26:46 The the top one is my OBS preview on my stream PC

1:26:52 and the bottom one is what the the bottom one is on my gaming PC,

1:27:00 which is where the m the music is playing on the gaming PC on another OBS.

1:27:07 But you'll see in a second.

1:27:11 I have to hold my phone right here.

1:27:13 dance with fun theme leaks classic plus secrets genre country.

1:27:24 I think people have to donate.

1:27:26 I think people have to donate.

1:27:28 Yesterday people were spamming SP leaks classic plus out of his butt and

1:27:33 shits his pants.

1:27:41 I never did that.

1:27:51 Strange noises echo from floor.

1:27:54 The walls up there are rather thin.

1:27:57 No complaints.

1:28:05 P gifted five subs.

1:28:09 Okay.

1:28:09 I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to record this cuz like

1:28:11 at level nine describe the next song in chat.

1:28:20 Okay, so the lyrics don't show on the screen for the generator.

1:28:24 Gifted a sub, but it's showing on the bottom one

1:28:27 which the bottom one is not what stream sees.

1:28:29 That's that's playing on my gaming PC

1:28:32 because it because it's not working on my stream PC.

1:28:34 And also the music's not playing.

1:28:35 I think I am DJ Badge 100, the high priest of the Order of the Oil.

1:28:47 Tonight we witness a succession.

1:28:53 The throne awaits our new king.

1:29:11 Upon the throne of rust and steam shooting boot

1:29:15 the legend's dream 25 months he held a line.

1:29:19 The veteran king of the grand design but shadows move beneath the floor.

1:29:25 The crowd is screaming chatting for more.

1:29:28 The ground begins to shake and break.

1:29:30 A new challenger has come to take the rise above.

1:29:43 Holy butt leak.

1:29:45 No way.

1:29:46 You're kidding me.

1:29:50 Oh my gosh, dude.

1:29:55 The god, the new king is here.

1:30:03 Pro gifted a sub from the shadows.

1:30:11 He walks forth to claim his place in the farthest north.

1:30:15 Duden boot looks to the sky.

1:30:17 He sees his rain is running dry.

1:30:20 Not by malice.

1:30:22 Not by evil coat track.

1:30:24 Gifted five subs.

1:30:26 The crown is passed.

1:30:27 The light descends.

1:30:30 Chat, your brand new track is ready.

1:30:32 You know what to do.

1:30:33 Level up the train to unlock it.

1:30:41 The holy race screaming in the back.

1:30:47 GMI is turning black.

1:30:50 Pants are shitta but the king.

1:30:54 How come Al furious is the king?

1:30:56 It should be me.

1:31:02 Sh.

1:31:03 Evil coat rag.

1:31:04 Thank you for the vibe gifted.

1:31:05 Thank you for the vibe.

1:31:07 Gifted five subs.

1:31:15 No, the train.

1:31:17 Well, actually, maybe the train should stop

1:31:18 so we don't get the holy butt league.

1:31:20 Genre gospel rock.

1:31:22 The train is fading.

1:31:25 The engine grows cold.

1:31:28 Ra always gets mentioned.

1:31:29 Time is lost.

1:31:30 Time is bleeding out.

1:31:33 Who will step up?

1:31:36 Who will pay?

1:31:36 Dude, what if the AI freaking accesses Blizzard's mainframe and actually

1:31:41 leaks all these real things about classic plus that we don't

1:31:44 0 to boot with gifted.

1:31:46 Oh, he gifted five subs.

1:31:51 The hype train is at level 10.

1:31:55 Describe the next song in chat.

1:32:02 Okay, nobody donate or anything for a second so we can hear the whole song.

1:32:06 Sub testify.

1:32:09 We remember the old days.

1:32:13 The scare of Lord's high praise, but a secret burns inside.

1:32:20 Where the light and the pain collide.

1:32:26 It's fun to see the vision of classic plus edition.

1:32:33 I feel the spirit moving.

1:32:35 I feel the pressure.

1:32:37 It's a holy revelation.

1:32:39 shaking the very foundation.

1:32:42 Hey, hey, I can't hold back the word.

1:32:51 The mightiest sound you've heard.

1:32:53 It wants to break the seal.

1:32:55 This is the holy deal.

1:32:58 Atunement is complete.

1:33:00 But I face a feat of holding in the light.

1:33:06 The light is coming.

1:33:08 The light is coming.

1:33:10 The light is coming.

1:33:12 The light is coming.

1:33:15 The light is coming.

1:33:22 I clutch my stomach tight.

1:33:24 The glory is too bright.

1:33:26 I tried to keep it hush, but the spirit needs to flush.

1:33:30 Oh, brothers, it's a struggle.

1:33:34 The truth is ready to juggle.

1:33:37 Can I get an amen?

1:33:39 Can I get a witness?

1:33:41 Can I get a sub?

1:33:43 Can I get a high?

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1:33:49 The train is moving slow.

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1:34:08 Chad, do you believe in the plus?

1:34:11 Do you believe in the classic plus?

1:34:13 The congregation is losing faith.

1:34:16 The spirit is weak.

1:34:17 Do you believe, Chad?

1:34:20 Who will pay the tithe?

1:34:22 Who can save the hype before the leak runs dry?

1:34:30 I see the believers in the front.

1:34:32 Believers time remaining to open your hearts.

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1:36:59 It is brown.

1:37:01 It is golden.

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1:37:43 The stars align the holy shroud the sacred stain.

1:37:49 Watch away the doubt and pain.

1:37:53 Incense rises masking the sin.

1:37:57 Let the prophecy now begin.

1:38:02 The keeper watches toot and boot in the shadows.

1:38:11 Praise be to the patch notes.

1:38:14 The scripture is wet.

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1:38:20 Your brand new track is ready.

1:38:22 You know what to do.

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1:38:48 Oh my god.

1:38:54 Open up the prophecy fades.

1:39:05 The stain is drying.

1:39:09 The light of the

1:39:10 time remaining two minutes.

1:39:13 Who will anoint the altar?

1:39:16 Who will bring the moisture?

1:39:20 Come on.

1:39:20 We cannot let the seal.

1:39:22 Chad, don't break the seal.

1:39:24 Close again.

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1:39:33 We need the bits.

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1:39:45 Wonderless.

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1:40:19 Push this train.

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1:40:20 You're going to have to plug that leak.

1:40:22 True.

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1:40:22 Mighty

1:40:26 Issa.

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1:40:30 The leak.

1:40:30 Oh, no.

1:40:31 Is holy.

1:40:32 The leak is holy.

1:40:35 The leak is eternal.

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1:40:41 Time is running out, Chad.

1:40:43 Time is I want Wait, Lord Nez, thank you for the 12 months.

1:40:52 No, the time ran out.

1:40:55 Chad, there is only 12 seconds left.

1:41:02 Chad, unplug it.

1:41:03 Lord Nzix, the leak was plugged.

1:41:10 Is it over?

1:41:16 live.

1:41:16 Think if you give it a sub.

1:41:18 No, this train was legendary.

1:41:23 Amazing hype train.

1:41:27 Amazing hype train, chat.

1:41:29 Incredible hype train.

1:41:31 Great job.

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1:41:43 Golden Kappa train.

1:41:49 React to this.

1:41:59 What is this rating in retail versus classic?

1:42:02 Oh, whoops.

1:42:04 Uh, rating in retail versus classic.

1:42:14 Nice.

1:42:14 The one button rotation.

1:42:16 Dude, you know what?

1:42:17 I will say this.

1:42:18 Okay, so people always are like they talk about how

1:42:21 complex I mean they don't do this as much anymore,

1:42:25 but like people try and comp like say retail is too easy.

1:42:29 And it's the problem with that like where that stems

1:42:32 from is that there's too many different difficulties in retail.

1:42:35 when in reality it's like you know like if you're doing like mythic

1:42:40 rating and stuff it's crazy right like yeah you can LFR one button

1:42:43 rotation and get through everything sure classic kind of the same thing where

1:42:47 people are like oh people say it's too easy and it's like yeah you're

1:42:50 a mage and you're like freaking spamming frostbolt or something and they're like

1:42:53 well classic is a one potent rotation but that's not really true either

1:42:56 it's just specifically like mage is like that right or like some

1:42:59 of the casters are like that but kind of true right anyway sorry random ramp.

1:43:06 Keep watching.

1:43:07 Look at these idiots in retail doing raids with their single button rotation.

1:43:12 In classic, it's way more complex.

1:43:15 Watch this.

1:43:20 Okay.

1:43:25 Okay.

1:43:26 I thought this was going to be I thought this was not going to Okay.

1:43:29 I thought this video wasn't going to ex I thought

1:43:32 I didn't think this video was going to be honest.

1:43:34 I thought this video was going to be like a retail hating video.

1:43:39 Yeah, Warlock 2.

1:43:40 Yeah, the casters.

1:43:44 That's funny.

1:43:45 Yeah, true.

1:43:52 Nice.

1:43:53 Have we made any progress on vehicle yet?

1:43:56 Yes and no.

1:44:00 Yes and no.

1:44:01 because I I I've kind of like kind of mark some things off at this point.

1:44:17 Um, but there's still some other things that I really want to see, right?

1:44:22 So, target vehicles.

1:44:28 I love the Escalade.

1:44:34 Uh I mean honestly even 2023 Escalade.

1:44:42 Um same as my old one, much shorter.

1:44:53 Ah, what's that?

1:44:58 I don't really want the same vehicle because but I

1:45:01 do I just feel like I want to upgrade.

1:45:04 Uh the potential targets going forward for the vehicle

1:45:08 BMW X7 Alpenus that I want to see.

1:45:11 These are these are the ones I still need to see.

1:45:14 Um, the Sienna Platinum minivan option.

1:45:27 Uh, Lincoln Navigator, Black Label, um, new gen Escalade competitor.

1:45:41 Uh, last gen Escalade competitor.

1:45:46 Kia Carnival minivan option.

1:45:51 Minivan option.

1:45:54 Mercedes GLS.

1:45:56 Uh EU Escalade competitor Hummer EV Kona W uh plus Hot Pocket Tesla.

1:46:09 Uh, self-driving.

1:46:15 Not sure if uh this really works.

1:46:20 Maza CX90.

1:46:22 Why not check it out?

1:46:26 Uh, why not check it out?

1:46:32 Uh, jinkies.

1:46:35 Okay.

1:46:36 Uh, so this is kind of what I'm looking at.

1:46:38 These are all the potential vehicles that I want to see.

1:46:47 Tell us more about that BMW you saw the other day.

1:46:49 Oh, dude.

1:46:49 The the BMW, all the M series vehicles are insane,

1:46:53 but like I don't think I would go with the M series.

1:46:56 Uh not because of any reason other than So,

1:47:02 so this is the situation which I would go for the BMW M series.

1:47:06 Um, if I get a minivan and then like a few years down the road,

1:47:13 I want to have another car that's for me, then I would maybe get that.

1:47:18 Uh, but I think I'm probably going to run out of money by then.

1:47:21 So, like, let's say I get a minivan and it's

1:47:25 just only like this is a strictly streaming car.

1:47:28 I'm kind of looking at a car that's like

1:47:30 a do everything and I prefer the do everything option.

1:47:33 The minivan option is not as like cool.

1:47:36 It's not as sexy, but it might be a good option, right?

1:47:45 The 1500vt battery on the platinum sounds insane,

1:47:48 but I still can't find one anywhere.

1:47:50 like Sienna Platinum like let's let's do let's do

1:48:03 this if I go to let's go within 200

1:48:13 miles Let's even look at new ones cuz I think if I get a Toyota or a Honda,

1:48:31 I can get a new one.

1:48:36 Actually uh let's see trim years used car new used

1:49:02 manufacturer new okay so if I go Interior color unknown.

1:49:19 Sort by closest first like dude.

1:49:26 Okay.

1:49:26 Leander exterior color blueprint sand badge.

1:49:40 Toyota seat park.

1:49:40 This is where we went the other day.

1:49:52 Uh in Austin.

1:49:54 Okay.

1:49:54 Actually, hold on.

1:49:55 There are some platinums and there's Wait, there's three.

1:49:59 Okay, so there's three platinums now that we can look at a green.

1:50:08 Dude, my first ever my first ever car was a 2001 Toyota Sienna green.

1:50:17 Are we going to go full circle?

1:50:22 But I need I need a light interior.

1:50:25 These are both black.

1:50:27 I I want a lighter interior.

1:50:37 Get a Tacoma and you'll never look back.

1:50:39 Wake loves a Tacoma.

1:50:40 Dude, wake's Tacoma is sitting outside my house for like a year.

1:50:48 Um, let's see.

1:50:56 It's They're too loud.

1:50:58 Even Even the Sequoia.

1:50:59 I looked at the Sequoia.

1:51:00 Wait, they don't even make the Tacoma anymore.

1:51:26 Wait, so this is the car that it said there's no pictures yet, but sale pending.

1:51:30 Oh my gosh.

1:51:31 Wait, the inside of this looks sick.

1:51:34 Wait, I love the inside of this cuz cuz

1:51:44 it needs to be lighter around where your head

1:51:46 is so you can see the so you can see the streamer like you can see the people.

1:52:11 Hold on.

1:52:11 I want to see Dude, I always forget to save people's numbers.

1:52:57 Just saw this on the website, but it says uh sale pending.

1:53:07 Uh, does that mean I can't come check it out?

1:53:13 If does that mean it's already sold?

1:53:39 I mean, sale pending means it's already sold, right?

1:53:42 Cuz like pending is like usually pending means that it hasn't happened.

1:53:48 It's going to happen.

1:53:50 So, that's why I'm confused.

1:53:52 Like, why even still have it on the website?

1:54:00 pending a better cut.

1:54:01 I was waiting for bank approval.

1:54:02 Oh, okay.

1:54:16 Mechanical.

1:54:18 How do How do I see if it has the power?

1:54:21 One 12vt DC outlet under This doesn't This probably doesn't have the Hold on.

1:54:27 You know what I think I need to do?

1:54:28 I think I need Toyota.

1:54:38 Wait, Toyota Crown.

1:54:39 Is this new?

1:54:40 What is a Toyota Crown?

1:54:41 That looks kind of cool.

1:55:00 replace the Avalon.

1:55:03 Dude, I think this looks kind of cool, actually.

1:55:18 Wait, what the hell?

1:55:21 This kind of looks sick.

1:55:29 The way they did the two-tone is kind of weird though.

1:55:51 Like I wish they didn't make the hood oxygen white.

1:55:54 I wish they didn't make the hood black.

1:55:58 Like I think if they kept the hood the same color,

1:56:00 but this part is just all black, that'd be sick.

1:56:03 The Bronze Age heavy metal with black bone.

1:56:22 But the side, man, it almost it almost looks really good.

1:56:29 The red and the black both look good.

1:56:40 Oh, there's no option to change the has like no options basically.

1:57:08 Honestly, this is not a bad uh I mean,

1:57:19 if I was going to drive a small car, like I would take a look at this.

1:57:23 The You know what the real problem with Toyota is?

1:57:26 Toyota Toyota, the tech sucks.

1:57:33 Like I Dude, I hated the the console.

1:57:43 Crown is rare.

1:57:44 I've only seen two ever.

1:57:45 Is it?

1:57:45 Isn't it brand new?

1:58:02 2 and 1/2 L 4-cylinder hybrid engine 2.4 L 4-cylinder turbo hybrid max.

1:58:14 Wait, so the Platinum has a better engine?

1:58:17 What does that even mean?

1:58:25 I mean, the infotainment system.

1:58:26 Yeah, just whatever the front is.

1:58:32 Car should be a car.

1:58:33 Yeah, but like it's like the the usability of it is just weird.

1:58:36 Like I I I don't like the Toyota Lexi.

1:58:40 And also Lexus had the exact same thing as Uh, Lexus had the exact same one.

1:58:49 Wait, Toyota CHR.

1:58:50 Wait, dude.

1:58:51 Actually, dude, a lot of these looks kind of sick.

1:58:56 CHR I think this looks great.

1:59:37 I think gray with a black top, red with a black top,

1:59:41 and white with a black top all look so good.

1:59:44 Dual electric motors.

1:59:46 Oh, it's an electric one-speed automatic.

1:59:51 Nine speaker JBL premium audio.

1:59:56 Was the color tandoori?

1:59:58 What?

1:59:58 Isn't that like chicken?

1:59:59 Like the BZ.

2:00:18 What's the BZ?

2:00:23 Oh my gosh.

2:00:25 Supersonic red with black metallic roof.

2:00:30 Windchill pearl.

2:00:31 Wait, dude.

2:00:33 Light gray soft text.

2:00:35 Oh my gosh.

2:00:38 Dual electric motor.

2:00:59 I just hate the idea of charging my car.

2:01:37 View inventory.

2:01:38 Is there anywhere that has this similar matches?

2:01:42 BZ limited.

2:01:47 Wait, so they have some at Toyota Cedar Park.

2:01:57 You need a massive induction charging pad so you don't forget.

2:02:00 Yeah.

2:02:06 Are you this diligent buying cars in the past?

2:02:08 Uh, yeah, actually.

2:02:14 Are people not normally this diligent buying a vehicle?

2:02:16 I mean, it's such an it's such a massive investment.

2:02:18 It's so much money.

2:02:24 Savage Tarzan, thank you for the 66 months.

2:02:26 Xanic, thank you.

2:02:27 Oh, Zanic, thank you for the 83 months.

2:02:38 I mean, I also am doing bonus because I'm not in a rush to be fair.

2:02:46 Like, if I was in a rush,

2:02:47 I probably just would have bought the escalade and not gone

2:02:49 through all the all the research of everything else, you know?

2:03:15 Uh, I mean, yeah, like I like I said before,

2:03:18 like I'm still leaning towards the Escalade,

2:03:20 but I'm I'm trying like I'm at least

2:03:22 trying to convince myself to to get something else,

2:03:27 but the Escalade is just so damn good.

2:03:28 Like, you can't go wrong with an Escalade.

2:03:31 And the the closest one is like it's hard

2:03:37 to even think about looking at a car when you lose.

2:03:39 Yeah, exactly.

2:03:41 Yeah, you lose so much value just by getting it like right off the lot.

2:03:45 Like it's like Oh, see this is a new one.

2:04:06 They probably won't let me test drive a new one.

2:04:23 This has the dual sunroof, too.

2:04:25 Look at that.

2:04:25 has the dual sunroof.

2:04:33 I mean, the thing is a car like this is fun, but you really don't need it.

2:04:37 That's just the that's just the honest to god.

2:04:39 You don't need the speed.

2:04:40 Like I I do believe in like I do believe that having a car with like

2:04:47 good acceleration and all that is actually like

2:04:51 it's important and I think it does make

2:04:56 it safer so you can do certain things like if you need to merge or whatever

2:04:59 and like something happens in a pinch whatever

2:05:01 I I actually am a believer in that.

2:05:04 Uh however, uh I also acknowledge that it's not something

2:05:12 that like at a certain point you don't need more than that.

2:05:16 Like you know what I mean?

2:05:19 You don't need more than a certain level of of like good acceleration stuff.

2:05:32 I think this this BMW M X7 has really impressed me.

2:05:41 Wait, a 27.

2:05:42 The 2027s are out.

2:06:05 Interior color is Tartufo.

2:06:16 Yeah, I'm very very impressed.

2:06:40 What is this?

2:06:40 Tartuo.

2:06:41 More Tartufos.

2:06:43 Any Tartufos?

2:06:46 New photos coming soon.

2:06:47 New photos coming soon.

2:06:48 Dude, there are so many cars.

2:06:51 so many cars in uh San Antonio.

2:06:57 Why does San Antonio have all the cars?

2:07:04 Houston has some Lincoln Navigator.

2:07:21 Black Label.

2:07:22 This is one that I just cannot find anywhere.

2:07:26 Houston.

2:07:39 And it's it's not all-wheel drive, it's four-wheel drive.

2:07:49 Like, why is this car so hard to find?

2:07:53 It's a 26.

2:07:57 Wait, the 26 is not that much more than the And I don't want

2:08:07 an L black label cuz the L I mean L is just L, dude.

2:08:11 You know.

2:08:12 Oh, wait.

2:08:12 This is kind of nice.

2:08:15 Salt gray with Adobe comes with Photoshop.

2:08:21 I I also don't like the wheel.

2:08:23 Oh, this is a new one.

2:08:24 Wait, why is this so Why is this so cheap?

2:08:28 West Point Lincoln.

2:08:39 This is 3 hours away.

2:08:42 Wait, this is like this is like a guy, but this is brand new, dude.

2:08:48 I feel like buying a brand new car.

2:08:50 Buying buying an American car brand new.

2:08:54 I just feel so unwise.

2:08:57 But look at this.

2:08:58 Look at this.

2:09:00 And it even has a middle console like

2:09:02 the executive thing I was talking about for the Escalade.

2:09:06 It's like a rare one.

2:09:10 That's why they call it the navigator.

2:09:11 No one can find it.

2:09:13 15k cheap.

2:09:14 I mean, it kind of is cuz look MSR.

2:09:17 Why is this less than MSRP and it's new?

2:09:20 How do you How do you sell a new car less than MSRP?

2:10:00 back car dealers.

2:10:02 Somebody pooped in the back seat.

2:10:04 One mileage.

2:10:12 Like a lot of people are saying this is better than the Escalade.

2:10:17 like a lot of a lot of like car rating people, man.

2:10:33 Going all the way out going all the way out

2:10:39 to Houston and not buying a car sounds like ass.

2:10:43 Like you drive three hours.

2:10:55 My friend bought a Lincoln Navigator.

2:10:57 It was a lemon.

2:10:58 They were screwed.

2:10:58 Wait, really?

2:11:00 What year, though?

2:11:03 Why is this whole dealership selling?

2:11:05 Wait, they have so many of them in Houston and they're all new.

2:11:13 Okay, this can't be right.

2:11:37 Someone does not know what a lemon is.

2:11:39 Oh, lemon is whenever the freaking car sucks, right?

2:11:44 I used to party in Katie.

2:11:46 Nice.

2:11:47 Should I call Good afternoon.

2:12:04 It's a great day.

2:12:05 West Point Lincoln speaking with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

2:12:08 Hi, my name is Esand.

2:12:11 And how may I serve you today?

2:12:13 Hi.

2:12:13 Uh, I'm I'm calling from out of town and I

2:12:16 was looking at a uh at a Lincoln Navigator Black Label.

2:12:19 Uh, I saw online you guys just have a bunch of new ones in.

2:12:25 Actually, I'm just the switchboard operator.

2:12:27 So, that's a new navigator that you're talking about, not a pre-owned, right?

2:12:31 I think so.

2:12:33 Okay.

2:12:33 Let me bring our new car sales team for you.

2:12:36 One moment, please.

2:12:37 Okay.

2:12:38 Thank you.

2:12:43 Thank you for calling new car sales.

2:12:45 Speak.

2:12:45 How can I help you?

2:12:46 Hi.

2:12:47 Um, I'm uh I'm calling from out of town

2:12:49 and uh I saw online that you guys have like

2:12:53 I was looking at a at a Lincoln Navigator

2:12:55 Black Label and uh I'm actually I live in Austin.

2:12:59 Uh, and I think I saw you guys have a bunch of them,

2:13:02 but I wanted to uh there's there's a chance that I

2:13:04 make it out to Houston to take a look at some cars.

2:13:07 And uh, I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't

2:13:10 like a repeat listing or something cuz it seems like there's

2:13:12 a bunch of new ones here and the Lincoln dealership here

2:13:14 in Austin has like no new black labels or even used black labels.

2:13:19 Like there's there's just like none in Austin.

2:13:22 Uh, is there a specific one that you were looking at?

2:13:25 Um, I was looking at a uh I was looking at a white one with a white interior.

2:13:46 The white with a white interior.

2:13:49 Uh, yes.

2:13:58 And I see like I see some 2020 fives that are more expensive than 2026es.

2:14:03 And I just kind of trying to, you know,

2:14:08 see like if I'm going to drive three hours to get

2:14:10 out there if like uh I'm seeing the right thing, you know.

2:14:14 I mean, we do have a bunch of black labels, um,

2:14:16 from what I'm seeing, but I don't see a white on the white.

2:14:21 I think that might have sold.

2:14:24 Okay.

2:14:25 Um, find the one I was looking for specifically cuz I was like clicking through.

2:14:30 Let me see if I can find it again.

2:14:36 Actually, Actually, I see it now.

2:14:46 Uh we do still have that one.

2:14:49 Okay.

2:14:49 Yeah, I think I think it's new, right?

2:14:51 It's a 26 with It just says it.

2:14:53 Yeah, it just got in actually, so it's not uh in the system yet,

2:14:57 but yeah, we do have that one.

2:14:59 Okay.

2:15:00 Okay.

2:15:01 Um All right.

2:15:03 Well, that's cool.

2:15:04 I uh specific time that you're planning to come down so we can set you

2:15:07 a set appointment for you and have that vehicle ready before you get in.

2:15:10 I I basically have no idea.

2:15:13 Um there's a chance that it's tomorrow,

2:15:14 but I have to I have to find out some things.

2:15:16 It could it could be tomorrow, it could be uh it wouldn't be Thursday or Friday.

2:15:22 So, it' either be tomorrow, Saturday, or next week sometime.

2:15:26 But I but I I just have no idea.

2:15:27 I have to get some things figured out and then uh kind of go from there.

2:15:32 What was your name, sir?

2:15:33 Uh, my name is Sand.

2:15:34 What was yours?

2:15:36 Uh, Peter, how do you spell that?

2:15:38 Yeah.

2:15:38 E S F A N D.

2:15:42 All right.

2:15:42 Uh, you should be getting a text uh from one of our specials here shortly.

2:15:47 And then if you do have a time that you want to stop by, just shoot us

2:15:50 a text and uh or a call and then uh we can set something up for you.

2:15:54 Yeah.

2:15:54 Okay.

2:15:55 Awesome.

2:15:55 Thank you so much.

2:15:56 All right.

2:15:57 Absolutely.

2:15:57 No problem, sir.

2:16:00 Bye.

2:16:04 Um, interesting.

2:16:18 Interesting predicament.

2:16:25 Why do they have so many?

2:16:29 And the the the other the other locations,

2:16:31 the other dealerships have none marching on the trail of tears.

2:16:52 Okay, this is crazy song, dude.

2:17:06 San Antonio Venetian.

2:17:16 The color, this car's color is Venetian.

2:17:26 Black Onyx Venetian leather invitation.

2:17:33 This is one in San Antonio present.

2:17:40 I mean, it's just like I don't I don't want to drive that far.

2:17:53 Like San Antonio is like 2 hours away.

2:17:56 Houston is like 3 hours away.

2:18:06 Where'd you leave on ball three last night?

2:18:08 We uh we sided with menthor.

2:18:22 Yeah.

2:18:22 I don't know, man.

2:18:23 I don't I don't know.

2:18:24 I mean, if I go to Houston or if I go to San Antonio or something,

2:18:28 I I want to have like a list and like a very like particular schedule.

2:18:34 Um, Oh, yeah.

2:19:14 I didn't want to go down the can I stream thing until until then.

2:19:18 Um, all right, chat.

2:19:26 You know what it's time for?

2:19:42 We got to go and we got some work to do, chat.

2:19:49 And we'll talk about some classic stuff, too.

2:19:51 We're going to talk about some classic plus stuff.

2:19:52 And uh we got to do our TBC Tempest Keep Attunement.

2:20:18 This is the dumbest AI fruit video.

2:20:20 Okay.

2:20:21 What is this?

2:20:25 It's not letting what what people lost their minds.

2:20:53 She messed everywhere with her poisonous fart.

2:21:01 Get out now.

2:21:02 You destroyed this flight and made everyone miserable.

2:21:15 What?

2:21:13 Oh my god.

2:21:14 Help me, please.

2:21:21 Freak.

2:21:27 Please don't hurt me.

2:21:29 Please don't hurt me.

2:21:31 Take away.

2:21:32 Take away.

2:21:33 Take it away.

2:21:37 Just wait.

2:21:52 Is this I I'm not laugh I'm laughing at the fact that this exists.

2:22:07 Okay.

2:22:08 It's not the video.

2:22:10 It's my first time here.

2:22:11 What the hell is this?

2:22:12 I do.

2:22:13 I'm trying to find out, man.

2:22:14 Welcome to the stream.

2:22:15 Oh, my baby.

2:22:25 What?

2:22:25 Get out of my house.

2:22:33 Why are you crying?

2:22:35 You look so sad.

2:22:36 I'm just feeling so overwhelmed and alone.

2:22:39 Actually, brain rot is so lovely.

2:22:41 Please stay.

2:22:42 Oh, it's beautiful.

2:22:43 I'd love to stay.

2:22:49 Get out of here right now.

2:22:54 Oh, she looks so pitiful.

2:22:57 Are you okay?

2:22:58 You look so sad.

2:23:00 All these other He keeps singing other people.

2:23:03 I'm just like, "Okay, this is so This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

2:23:09 Feeling really down.

2:23:10 It just keeps going.

2:23:11 Be safe.

2:23:16 Are you okay?

2:23:18 I am so sorry, banana.

2:23:21 This was me the other night after food poisoning.

2:23:25 Oh, aren't you just that stinky garlic bulb?

2:23:27 Wow, that eggplant stirfried with garlic really reeks.

2:23:32 Just type any idea and it makes videos in seconds.

2:23:35 No editio skills needed.

2:23:36 Want videos like these?

2:23:37 Download Flash Loop now.

2:23:42 Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna uninstall the internet for my computer.

2:23:49 I This is insane.

2:23:51 This is insane.

2:23:55 My stomach really hurts.

2:24:00 Oh my god.

2:24:01 Oh my god.

2:24:05 Get out of here, stink.

2:24:08 Goodbye, you stinky.

2:24:18 I can't stop watching.

2:24:21 Wow, there's so many fish.

2:24:24 Are you okay?

2:24:25 Get on my boat.

2:24:29 Why aren't you out here drifting at sea?

2:24:30 Why is she eating a burger?

2:24:33 Help me.

2:24:34 She destroyed the boat.

2:24:39 Man, someone's in trouble down there.

2:24:45 Come on, grab my hand.

2:24:47 Yeah, what happened to the banana?

2:24:53 Thank you for curing me.

2:24:57 No, hang on.

2:24:58 I'm calling an ambulance.

2:25:01 Look, the baby looks just like you.

2:25:05 I I'm I'm I'm going to uninstall the internet from my computer.

2:25:09 Just just gonna I'm just going to delete it.

2:25:14 This is insane.

2:25:15 I can't What mobile game is this?

2:25:30 I I don't know what the freak that any of that was.

2:25:35 I'm That's the worst one.

2:25:40 That's the worst video.

2:25:52 Did you make us watch that?

2:25:53 I didn't.

2:25:54 It made me watch it.

2:25:55 I couldn't stop.

2:25:56 I I will be I'm not going to lie.

2:25:57 I kind of couldn't stop watching it though cuz it was so bad.

2:26:01 It was so stupid.

2:26:06 You know what I mean?

2:26:16 Anyways, chat, it's time I forgot I paused CTS while I was talking earlier.

2:26:44 How embarrassing for Es 2036 when robots gain equal rights.

2:26:50 Esfon's going to have take down this video

2:26:52 or censor all the mean things he's saying about viewbots.

2:26:57 Oh my gosh, I'm muted forever ago.

2:27:03 Do you have a trimming routine for your majestic hair?

2:27:07 No, I haven't actually cut it in a long time.

2:27:09 I need to do that.

2:27:19 Thank you.

2:27:20 Thank you for finally freaking saying

2:27:22 that these horrible IIL streamers should be banned,

2:27:25 that their content is trash and should never be allowed on Twitch.

2:27:29 I, for one, can't wait to see Alia sanctuary demolished and that awful bird.

2:27:38 Okay, so here's what we're going to do today.

2:27:40 Uh, I need to do my Tempest Keep atunement, man.

2:27:43 Hi, Esont.

2:27:43 Is that a new shirt?

2:27:45 It looks good on you.

2:27:46 You should wear it more often.

2:27:47 Yeah, maybe I will.

2:27:48 Any other golden primers?

2:28:03 Be kind to those less fortunate.

2:28:08 This train is off the rails.

2:28:10 Keep it up.

2:28:11 We have to stop Eson from getting attuned to Tempest.

2:28:14 Keep.

2:28:15 He would become too powerful.

2:28:17 Distract him.

2:28:19 Maximum HDMI.

2:28:22 True.

2:28:26 Topic just[ __] his pants.

2:28:28 The song genre Christian rock.

2:28:36 Getting golden kapper.

2:28:41 Oh my gosh.

2:28:41 This is forever ago.

2:28:43 We're so behind on the TTS.

2:28:45 DJ big two-handed seal twist.

2:28:50 Big old seal twist.

2:28:52 Kappa, save me, holy Es.

2:29:03 Forgive me that I've sinned.

2:29:05 DL last week I did, but it but it hasn't gone through yet.

2:29:14 Um, hey hon back.

2:29:22 I am linking you a video as it is very inspirational.

2:29:27 I watch it every time I have sex with my wife to inspire me.

2:29:31 I hope it inspires you too.

2:29:34 It really boosts morale and inner strength to thrive.

2:29:39 What?

2:29:40 Link.

2:29:42 Dude, how long was my TTS muted?

2:29:46 Yo, corn crash.

2:29:54 That was Irish boommy.

2:30:03 I still want to see you test the Lucid Gravity.

2:30:06 I think you'd be surprised.

2:30:08 And you'd get a lot for the money compared to some of these options.

2:30:11 It's a minivan SUV hybrid.

2:30:22 All you got is 15 minutes.

2:30:23 Hell yeah.

2:30:24 65 months always giving us great content.

2:30:27 All you got is 15 minutes.

2:30:29 Can you be strong for 15 minutes?

2:30:31 Can you listen?

2:30:32 Your concentration.

2:30:36 Yeah.

2:30:35 Pick it up.

2:30:36 Pick it up.

2:30:37 Don't pull straight out.

2:30:39 Bend your knees and be strong on the inside and go around it.

2:30:42 This is his fan at Blizzard HQ.

2:30:45 Look, the fire's coming.

2:30:47 Oh, isn't me farting as Blizzard HQ.

2:30:49 Are you ready for the fire?

2:30:51 What in the ever loving hell is this fire?

2:30:53 The heat doesn't bother us.

2:30:55 We live in the heat.

2:30:56 We train in the heat.

2:30:58 It tells us that we're ready.

2:30:59 We're at home.

2:31:00 We're where we're supposed to be.

2:31:02 Were you subjected to fart fetish content on SBAN TV stream?

2:31:06 You may be entitled to compensation.

2:31:09 Well, we want to and then we extinguish them.

2:31:14 Very good.

2:31:14 Irish Burmy.

2:31:15 Very good.

2:31:18 Have you seen the 23?

2:31:20 Oh, let me go check it out.

2:31:21 Be right back.

2:31:22 And we're going to we got to get it

2:31:23 tuned and we're going to talk about Classic Plus today.

2:32:29 Fore!

2:32:30 Foreign!

2:32:31 Foreign!

2:32:51 Moset mechan.

2:34:07 with check.

2:34:08 White hardo.

2:34:31 I want to tell Wow.

2:37:46 I can tell the future.

2:37:47 Watch.

2:37:48 Eson will be back in 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

2:37:55 Welcome back, Eson.

2:38:43 Hey, Jarvis.

2:38:44 Jerk it a little.

2:38:48 Huh?

2:38:52 The previous TTS forgot he was[ __] He is here now.

2:39:03 Thank you.

2:39:22 Ball is good.

2:39:25 Okay.

2:39:38 Uh, let's see.

2:39:41 Tempest classic.

2:39:44 Wow.

2:39:45 TBC attunements and and temp uh TBC T5 attunements.

2:39:54 Heard you on classic plus without Outland bitching World of Warcraft.

2:40:00 I wasn't in prison for 10,000 years just to get cucked again.

2:40:06 Enjoy your classic plus to a hunter.

2:40:19 Okay, we're going to go ahead and YouTube,

2:40:21 we're going to go ahead and push you over to the next VOD.

2:40:26 Okay, if you guys want to watch the VODs,

2:40:28 the VODs are always under my uh live section on the YouTube channel.

2:40:33 Uh VODs are always under the live section on the YouTube channel.

2:40:36 Uh and I try and segment them out based on the type of content we're doing.

2:40:39 So, this was like kind of like the reacts and stuff like that.

2:40:42 And uh for WoW, we're going to make a new VOD.

2:40:45 Uh Prince showering by chat.

2:40:46 Time for me to go.

2:40:47 Thank you guys for the stream.

2:40:48 Of course, Prince showering.

2:40:48 We'll see you later, dude.

2:40:51 Okay.

2:40:52 Uh thank you guys for watching and we're going to make a new YouTube VOD.

2:40:55 So, make sure to sub, make sure to follow, leave a comment,

2:40:58 let me know what you guys liked about the stream.

2:41:01 Audi just revealed the first ever Q9 big SUV.

2:41:05 Wait, did a new challenger just enter the arena?

2:41:16 two minutes ago.

2:41:17 Wait, what?

2:41:27 What the freak?

2:41:40 We're going to we're going to take a look at this chat.

2:41:42 We'll take a look at this later.

2:41:46 Okay.

2:41:47 Leave a comment.

2:41:48 Let me know what you like about the