Secret Service Agent Arrested for Indecent Exposure

0:00 The Secret Service agent got arrested and placed on leave for 1 second.

0:03 I have to let the YouTube algorithm pass for a few

0:05 more seconds for masturbating in front of hotel guests.

0:08 Right, so I'd like you to meet John Spillman.

0:10 Really, his name is John Spillman?

0:12 It was a little bit on the on the nose or on the something,

0:14 but he is a 33-year-old Secret Service agent from Texas.

0:17 Though, he is typically based in Washington, D.C.

0:19 But also this last weekend,

0:20 he was assigned to the Trump National Doral in Miami for Trump's scheduled visit

0:23 to the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship

0:26 as part of the security perimeter screening team.

0:28 But of course, what not going to talk about is time in there

0:30 and instead we're going to talk about how according to the arrest report,

0:32 Spillman was at the DoubleTree by Hilton Miami

0:34 Airport and Convention Center and around midnight he followed

0:37 a group of hotel guests from the lobby up to their room on to the sixth floor.

0:40 The guests, which included at least one woman,

0:42 they quickly locked themselves in the room

0:44 saying that they were afraid for their lives.

0:46 But then, they saw Spillman had made himself very comfortable

0:48 in the hallway outside of their room and they called security.

0:50 When security arrived,

0:51 they found Spillman pants down masturbating outside of this hotel room.

0:54 Or you could say he was not so secretly servicing himself.

0:57 And naturally, that wasn't received well

0:59 and he got arrested for indecent exposure.

1:00 And while yesterday his bond was set at a thousand dollars,

1:02 at least as of last night,

1:04 he was still sitting in the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center.

1:06 As far as how this might affect his work,

1:08 you had Secret Service Chief Richard McAuliffe saying in a statement,

1:11 "The alleged conduct is unacceptable and stands

1:13 in stark contrast to the professionalism

1:15 and integrity that I demand of our personnel." He was adding,

1:17 "The agency takes these matters with the utmost seriousness.

1:19 Consequently, the individual has been placed

1:21 on administrative leave pending the results

1:23 of this criminal matter and a complete and thorough internal investigation." So,

1:26 this guy, he's probably going to get fired,

1:28 but also with the way the world works now, maybe not.

1:30 But while we wait to see how this plays out, we'll end on two notes.

1:33 One, don't be stupid, stupid.

1:35 And two, uh Mr.

1:37 Spillman, congratulations on being our douchebag of the day.