Secret Service Agent Arrested for Indecent Exposure

0:00 This Secret Service agent got arrested and placed on leave for one second.

0:03 I have to let the YouTube algorithm pass for a few

0:05 more seconds for masturbating in front of hotel guests.

0:08 Right.

0:09 So, I'd like you to meet John Spilman.

0:11 Really?

0:11 His name is John Spilman.

0:12 Feels a little bit on the on the nose or on the something,

0:15 but he is a 33-year-old Secret Service agent from Texas,

0:18 though he is typically based in Washington DC.

0:19 But also this last weekend,

0:20 he was assigned to the Trump National Doral in Miami for Trump's scheduled visit

0:24 to the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship

0:26 as part of the security perimeter screening team.

0:28 But of course, we're not going to talk about his time there.

0:30 And instead, we're going to talk about how, according to the arrest report,

0:32 Spillman was at the Double Tree by Hilton Miami Airport and Convention Center.

0:35 And around midnight, he followed a group of hotel guests from the lobby

0:39 up to their room onto the sixth floor.

0:41 The guests, which included at least one woman,

0:42 they quickly locked themselves in their room,

0:44 saying that they were afraid for their lives.

0:46 But then they saw Spillman had made himself

0:48 very comfortable in the hallway outside of their room, and they called security.

0:50 And when security arrived, they found Spillman pants down,

0:53 masturbating outside of this hotel room.

0:54 Or you could say he was uh not so secretly servicing himself.

0:57 And naturally, that wasn't received well,

0:59 and he got arrested for indecent exposure.

1:00 And while yesterday, his bond was set at $1,000, at least as of last night,

1:04 he was still sitting in the Turner Gilfoid Night Correctional Center.

1:06 As far as how this might affect his work,

1:08 you had Secret Service Chief Richard McAulay saying in a statement,

1:11 "The alleged conduct is unacceptable and stands

1:13 in stark contrast to the professionalism

1:15 and integrity that I demand of our personnel." With a matting,

1:17 the agency takes these matters with the utmost seriousness.

1:19 Consequently, the individual has been placed on administrative leave,

1:22 pending the results of this criminal matter,

1:24 and a complete and thorough internal investigation.

1:26 So this guy, he's probably going to get fired,

1:28 but also with the way the world works now, maybe not.

1:30 But while we wait to see how this plays out, we'll end on two notes.

1:34 One, don't be stupid, stupid.

1:36 And two, uh, Mr.

1:37 Spillman, congratulations on being our douchebag of the