They’re Just Giving Stuff Away Over There | Everybody Loves Raymond

0:02 What happened?

0:04 He passed.

0:15 He passed.

0:18 Wait,

0:18 he passed.

0:19 Just the written part, right?

0:22 No, everything.

0:24 The writing, the driving, the seeing.

0:29 They gave him a new license.

0:33 Yeah.

0:33 Pretty good picture, too.

0:38 What kind of government is this?

0:40 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

0:41 THEY they they just gave your father a new license.

0:45 They're just giving stuff away OVER THERE.

0:48 MY GOD.

0:49 ALL RIGHT.

0:49 HEY, I'M going to go out tomorrow and uh get my pilot's license.

0:53 Yes.

0:53 And then I'm gonna oh perform a few marriages AND THEN I'M GONNA OPEN A CASINO.

1:00 ANYWAY, while you're at a kid of masseuse's license.

1:04 Why are you just lying there?

1:05 What are we going to do now?

1:07 What?

1:07 What are we going to do?

1:08 He's got a shiny new license.

1:10 Mine expires before his does.

1:13 Okay.

1:14 Well, just because he slipped through the crack,

1:16 this incredibly huge crack, doesn't mean he should be allowed to drive.

1:20 We still have to talk to him.

1:22 No.

1:23 No, no.

1:25 I'll tell you I'll tell you what has to be done.

1:27 What I've been saying all along.

1:29 All the cars should be made out of Nerf.

1:35 This is your solution.

1:36 Yeah, that's it.

1:37 No.

1:37 No metal, no glass.

1:39 Crashes are now fun.

1:42 Oh, I see.

1:42 You've really thought this through, huh?

1:44 What happens to your Nerf car when it rains?

1:47 You ring it out at the light.

1:51 Rain.

1:51 The real problem is the wind.

1:52 It says, "Yeah, my car.