Ross and Rachel Get Caught Stealing Monica's Porsche | Friends

0:00 Oh, nice.

0:12 [laughter]

0:11 What do you think you're doing?

0:14 Just washing the windshield.

0:20 There is no way I am letting you drive

0:23 this car.

0:23 So, why don't you just hand

0:24 over the keys?

0:25 Oh.

0:27 Well, I I I I

0:28 do not start this car.

0:33 [laughter]

0:33 Okay.

0:34 Okay.

0:35 I will give you 20 bucks if you get out

0:37 of this car right now.

0:42 [laughter]

0:43 Look, Ross, if you're so freaked out, just get

0:45 in the car.

0:46 With you?

0:47 Yeah, right.

0:48 All right.

0:49 Okay.

0:49 Okay.

0:50 Okay.

0:55 What are you doing?

0:56 Get in the front.

0:58 In the death seat?

1:03 Switch places with me.

1:04 Switch places with me.

1:05 Come on.

1:05 I'll go under and you

1:06 go over.

1:06 Yeah, I'll get right on that.

1:08 Come on, Ross.

1:10 No.

1:10 Hey.

1:10 Rachel, come on.

1:11 No.

1:12 Come on.

1:13 Yeah, I'm sure we won't get

1:14 arrested for this.

1:17 God.

1:22 Hi, officer.

1:23 Did I go on a little too

1:24 fast?

1:26 Oh my god.

1:29 [laughter]

1:28 Can I see your license, please?

1:30 Oh, yes, absolutely.

1:31 You know, it's weird, uh,

1:33 but I had a dream last night that I was

1:35 stopped by a policeman.

1:37 And then he, uh, well,

1:40 I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.

1:43 [laughter]

1:43 Your license?

1:44 Yes.

1:46 [clears throat]

1:45 Here you go, officer, uh,

1:48 handsome.

1:50 It's Hanson.

1:51 Oh, sorry.

1:52 My mistake.

1:54 Dear lord.

1:57 Wow.

1:58 Here it comes.

2:00 This is a great picture.

2:03 Really?

2:03 You think so?

2:04 You know, I had

2:05 just rolled right out of bed.

2:06 Yeah, well, you look phenomenal.

2:08 Well, she should.

2:09 It was taken 10 years ago.

2:12 [laughter]

2:15 You know, you're you're probably, um,

2:17 probably wondering about the old date

2:19 Yes, I am.

2:21 You're an Aquarius, huh?

2:24 [laughter]

2:24 I bet you're a Gemini.

2:25 Nope.

2:26 Taurus?

2:28 Nope.

2:28 Virgo?

2:29 Nope.

2:30 Sagittarius?

2:31 Yep.

2:32 I knew it.

2:32 I KNEW IT.

2:34 WELL, I'll tell you what.

2:36 You're not going to speak anymore,

2:37 right?

2:37 I won't speak.

2:38 And you promise you'll get this taken

2:39 care of right away?

2:40 And in the meantime,

2:41 you better let him drive.

2:42 Does he have a

2:42 license?

2:43 Yeah.

2:43 Can he handle the stick?

2:45 Uh, well, I can handle a stick.

2:53 You know what?

2:54 Remind me to introduce

2:55 you to someone.

2:55 Who?

2:56 Fourth gear.

2:59 [laughter]

3:02 What does he want?

3:03 I wasn't doing anything.

3:04 Well, maybe he saw your hand

3:06 slip briefly from the 10 and 2 o'clock

3:08 positions.

3:11 Maybe it's, uh, Sergeant Sagittarius

3:14 coming back to flirt some more.

3:18 It's a different guy.

3:23 Good evening, officer.

3:25 Do you know how fast you were traveling

3:26 back there?

3:27 Uh, no, I don't, but it it

3:29 could not have been more than 60.

3:31 You're right.

3:32 It was 37.

3:34 [laughter]

3:38 I mean, you're not going to give me a

3:39 ticket for driving too slow, are you?

3:41 That's right.

3:50 [laughter]

3:52 You know, officer, I

3:55 I had the weirdest dream last night.

3:58 Oh my gosh.

3:59 [laughter] Your license, please.

4:03 You don't You don't want to hear, uh,

4:05 about my dream?

4:07 Officer, pretty?

4:14 [laughter]

4:14 It's Petty.

4:18 [laughter]

4:17 I'll be right back with your ticket.