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0:00 ROB: Oh, I got the photo.

0:02 Oh, this is it.

0:03 Put your foot up.

0:04 Let's do photo hangs.

0:05 Oh!

0:06 Did he pick one?

0:07 I feels like he targeted them.

0:09 Look, he targeted her with a direct shot.

0:11 Kinda impressed— ROB: Man, it was really— --on his accuracy.

0:14 That was accurate.

0:15 STEELO: Yeah, I'm kind of impressed with his accuracy.

0:17 He felt bad instantly, though.

0:18 It's like— I almost, like,

0:19 respect the accuracy where it's not in the face, it's just in the side.

0:22 STEELO: Yeah.

0:23 Ooh!

0:24 They were so proud of their pose, too.

0:26 We did it!

0:27 [THEME MUSIC] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] All right,

0:32 this next category is called Out of Bounds Pounded.

0:35 And— Oh, my gosh.

0:37 Out of Bounds Pounded.

0:39 Ah, man.

0:41 What do you suppose the category Out of Bounds Pounded means?

0:45 Something that starts with sports?

0:46 Falling— falling out of— ROB: Yeah.

0:49 --falling out of bounds.

0:49 You probably get stumped again,

0:51 or double whammied in sports, when you're out of bounds.

0:54 You're out of the game, but you're hit again.

0:55 That's it.

0:56 That's it.

0:57 That's it.

0:57 Really what this is about.

0:58 Thank you, guys.

0:59 Not all at once.

1:00 Yeah.

1:01 Those are great— great analysis.

1:02 Not all at once.

1:02 You all calm down.

1:03 Listen to me.

1:03 STEELO: That was normal.

1:04 That was normal.

1:05 Listen to me, sometimes we do it reverse on this show.

1:07 You know, we lead with the title and let the co-host figure it out.

1:12 What are we talking about?

1:14 It's fine.

1:15 But when I read the words Out of Pounds—

1:21 I read the words— Out of Pounds is completely different.

1:24 Out of Bounds Pounded, it makes me laugh.

1:27 Yeah.

1:28 It does.

1:29 This is a category of people that are, in fact, on the sidelines,

1:32 way out of the field of play, that are still getting hurt.

1:36 Take a look at Out of Bounds Pounded.

1:41 STEELO: Out of Pounds is right.

1:44 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

1:46 STEELO: Y'all all on the same team, right?

1:48 ROB: Oh!

1:48 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:49 ROB: Ba-dam!

1:50 You're in the game at this point.

1:52 ROB: Hey, ba-dam!

1:53 STEELO: That's the best kick all day.

1:56 ROB: Hey.

1:58 Ah-damn!

1:59 Oh, that scared me.

2:01 Don't scare her.

2:01 Don't scare her.

2:02 Uh, ah!

2:05 Knock that camera right out of your hand.

2:07 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Yeah, just the net, not a cage.

2:09 So you got hit for real.

2:12 Ooh!

2:12 ROB: Oh!

2:13 Oh, [ALL EXCLAIM] This happens five times a game.

2:16 Yeah.

2:17 It's like you're so close to the action, somebody's getting hit.

2:19 Yeah, what festival— ROB: It's just this fella.

2:20 STEELO: --is this, they all lined up like this?

2:22 ROB: Man.

2:23 And they didn't care or nothing.

2:24 Just the front, like, cheers.

2:25 ROB: Man.

2:26 STEELO: Yay!

2:27 Good throw.

2:28 Hey!

2:31 Ooh!

2:32 Oh.

2:33 Oh.

2:33 Oh.

2:34 Feel my hand.

2:35 I think I broke my hand.

2:36 STEELO: I think my hand— I think I broke my hand.

2:40 Is it playable?

2:42 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

2:44 STEELO: This is rugby, right?

2:45 ROB: Ooh, man.

2:46 This is rugby?

2:47 Yeah, this is rugby.

2:48 Oh.

2:49 STEELO: That ball— Man, that ball is sailing.

2:51 --looks mighty heavy.

2:53 ROB: Oh, man!

2:54 Got that baby.

2:55 Right in this little rugby head, but luckily he's tough.

2:59 OK, gender reveals.

3:01 Love them.

3:03 Never get sick of them.

3:04 I wouldn't take you as, like, an avid gender reveal goer.

3:06 Wow, wow.

3:07 Yeah.

3:07 Have you ever been to one?

3:08 Have I ever been to one?

3:09 I hosted one.

3:11 I cried.

3:11 Oh yeah, you did.

3:12 OK, yeah.

3:13 ROB: Yeah!

3:13 I'm sorry.

3:14 I'm sorry.

3:15 I meant to another one, to somebody else's gender reveal.

3:17 Been to another— I meant the one since— Somebody else's.

3:20 Like, would you show up to a gender reveal for somebody else?

3:23 I would, I would.

3:24 STEELO: OK.

3:25 Now, listen— listen.

3:26 I was like, damn.

3:27 Like, do I not get invited?

3:29 Why you don't want me there?

3:31 Yeah, it makes me sad, you know?

3:32 But man, it's— it was, like,

3:35 I still— I still love it, because we kept it so pure.

3:37 Yeah.

3:38 ROB: You know what I mean?

3:39 So when that balloon popped and it was pink, it was like, wah!

3:43 It was— It was a balloon that you used, huh?

3:45 ROB: Yeah.

3:46 I've seen some crazy things.

3:47 Yeah, they get crazy.

3:48 I couldn't— Didn't they have a show about it?

3:49 Like, the— like the craziest— Oh, Crazy Gender Reveals.

3:51 Yeah, I could see it.

3:51 But as you say it, that seems like— like that should be a show.

3:54 Ah, all right, it's a show now.

3:56 Well, now it will be.

3:57 You guys— you guys saw me produce it right here.

3:59 ROB: Yeah, like, if anybody does it, Steelo owns it.

4:03 5%, at least.

4:04 I won't do the work.

4:05 Ah, man, because it would be like doing them so over the top.

4:08 And, like, you can't wait to see.

4:09 Like, Sweet 16, but with gender reveals.

4:11 Yeah, man, that'd be amazing.

4:13 Well, look, this isn't that.

4:15 This is all people— this is all people doing a cheap one and, like,

4:19 one of the innocent friends taking the hit for being too close.

4:23 Take a look at Gender Reveal Shrapnel.

4:26 STEELO: Oh, man.

4:27 It's about to get real.

4:29 Right.

4:29 STEELO: It's about to get real.

4:31 ROB: Oh, here we go.

4:33 STEELO: I don't know what to do.

4:34 Oh!

4:35 STEELO: Oh, man!

4:36 ROB: Just straight blinded her.

4:39 STEELO: Oh, grandma.

4:40 Walk it out.

4:41 Said you wanted a girl.

4:42 ROB: You said you wanted a baby girl.

4:44 Wanted a granddaughter.

4:45 ROB: Man.

4:46 Oh!

4:46 STEELO: She blind.

4:47 ROB: Man, she— Never saw the granddaughter.

4:50 Never got to see her.

4:51 ROB: Oh,man.

4:52 I heard about you.

4:54 ROB: Oh, yeah.

4:55 OK, here we go.

4:58 STEELO: Oh, man.

4:59 What's she eating?

5:00 She's not the pregnant one.

5:01 Why is she so mad?

5:02 Man, you don't even care about the baby?

5:04 What are we doing here?

5:05 She came in for a plate, bro.

5:08 She didn't know it was a gender reveal.

5:09 She just pulled up.

5:11 I heard greens and chicken.

5:13 ROB: That's fine.

5:14 STEELO: He blowing my high, G.

5:18 Oh, man.

5:19 Listen, she said it.

5:20 She said it, like, right after.

5:22 Man!

5:23 I've never seen a louder statement with the smallest smirk, man.

5:27 Yes.

5:28 STEELO: OK.

5:29 OK, ready?

5:30 Oh!

5:32 STEELO: Oh, my god!

5:34 Who did that?

5:35 Did dad shoot her?

5:36 Oh, dad shot her.

5:38 Did it go backwards?

5:39 STEELO: Yeah, he got it backwards.

5:40 Everybody else got it forward, not dad.

5:42 He don't know what he's doing.

5:43 Oh!

5:44 STEELO: Blinded that young lady.

5:45 ROB: Had that thing upside down, and explode in her face.

5:48 STEELO: Yes!

5:49 Another me!

5:50 Another— oh, yeah.

5:52 More me!

5:53 More me!

5:57 STEELO: Oh, yeah!

5:57 ROB: OK.

5:58 Oh, yeah.

5:59 ROB: Oh, man, look.

5:59 STEELO: Look at her.

6:00 ROB: Man, we Smurfed her!

6:02 She looked up.

6:03 Did you see anything?

6:04 STEELO: A little.

6:06 ROB: Yes Julie, you're fully Smurfed.

6:07 [APPLAUSE] You know, when I see a ref get hurt in sports, hurts my heart.

6:14 Like, really hurt.

6:15 Yeah, 'cause I just feel like now we know the refing's

6:17 just going to go down and, like, going to degrade.

6:20 Do you?

6:21 They keep an alternate, though.

6:22 Yeah, they got backups.

6:23 You know, the backup's weak.

6:25 Mid.

6:25 You know what I mean?

6:26 No.

6:26 ROB: Makes bad calls.

6:27 When that ref in the backfield gets mowed over— Yeah.

6:31 --you know, by a linebacker coming across to, like,

6:33 get a running back, you know, after he broke loose through the line.

6:36 STEELO: Yeah.

6:37 And then he gets mowed down.

6:38 Then what happens now?

6:39 The game's all tight.

6:40 They bring in that backup ref.

6:42 Yeah.

6:43 The DB blows a little hard wind on a wideout.

6:46 Yeah.

6:47 We got a penalty call, first down by the 5 yard line.

6:50 STEELO: Oh, man.

6:51 Kick a field goal and lose it because of that backup ref.

6:54 That probably does happen in football.

6:55 I don't like it.

6:56 But this category right here, it's just all those poor refs taking the hit.

7:00 Take a look at Roughing the Ref.

7:02 [THEME MUSIC] STEELO: Let's get the alternates in here.

7:07 OK.

7:08 ROB: Oh, here we go.

7:09 Coming in hot!

7:10 STEELO: Got a big boy right here.

7:11 ROB: Tackle shot!

7:12 STEELO: Oh, man.

7:13 Oh, right to the head.

7:15 That's the ref's fault, though.

7:16 That's what I'm saying.

7:17 Like, he's not agile enough.

7:18 Yeah, he didn't even move.

7:19 Yeah.

7:20 He's watching it like he's watching it on TV.

7:21 STEELO: He really is.

7:22 He's like, oh.

7:22 STEELO: He's like, come on, son!

7:23 Had a flashback.

7:25 ROB: I don't know him.

7:26 That's not my son at all.

7:28 ROB: Oh, coming right at you, Wayne.

7:30 Oh.

7:30 ROB: Oh, OK.

7:31 Oh!

7:32 And that dude is standing so lackadaisical.

7:33 ROB: Oh, that's it.

7:34 That's it.

7:34 He was farting.

7:36 He looks so relaxing.

7:37 ROB: Every muscle in the body getting hurt right now.

7:39 STEELO: He got popped.

7:40 Boom!

7:41 Boom!

7:42 Oh, the second hit was crazy.

7:43 ROB: Man.

7:44 STEELO: Oh, they targeted this dude.

7:45 That was a coach's order.

7:47 ROB: That was something.

7:48 That was a coach's order, for sure.

7:50 Get him.

7:51 ROB: Oh, arena football.

7:54 STEELO: Is this the XFL?

7:54 I was gonna say, what is this?

7:55 Oh, man!

7:56 ROB: Oh, man!

7:56 Oh, that was on purpose again!

7:58 Yeah, he ran to it.

8:00 STEELO: Yeah, he went looking for that man.

8:02 ROB: Look— They look like each other.

8:05 They lock eyes, and it's like they found each other.

8:08 We're going.

8:09 STEELO: Ooh!

8:09 ROB: Yeah.

8:11 STEELO: Laid him out, bro.

8:13 All right, it's good.

8:13 Good hit.

8:14 He knew he had that coming.

8:15 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

8:18 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, what sports is there tackling?

8:22 Football— ROB: Football.

8:23 --rugby.

8:24 ROB: Rugby.

8:26 I guess mixed martial arts.

8:27 Yeah.

8:28 You know what I mean, tackle, slam a guy.

8:29 STEELO: Yeah.

8:31 You know what I mean?

8:31 Does it stop there?

8:32 Maybe a little bit in baseball.

8:33 ROB: Yeah, you slide in.

8:34 Running into home, you know?

8:35 It happens in basketball.

8:36 ROB: I guess it's not a tackle.

8:37 Yeah, yeah, basketball— STEELO:

8:38 If you tackle— [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Only when you hoop with football players.

8:41 Right.

8:42 That'd be the worst.

8:43 ROB: Yeah.

8:44 They will tackle you on the court all the time.

8:46 Yeah?

8:46 STEELO: It's crazy.

8:47 You wouldn't even know you're playing with a football player.

8:48 And they hack, because they're just used to physicality.

8:49 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

8:50 You're like, that's not here, sir.

8:51 ROB: Yeah.

8:52 Wrong sport.

8:52 Go on the side with that.

8:53 Yeah.

8:53 And it's when— when tackling, like,

8:55 finds its way into other sports, like golfing, you know, and tennis.

8:59 It's a problem.

9:00 What are you doing here?

9:01 Word.

9:02 Man, it's just— it's— it's— it's wrong.

9:04 Yeah, it is.

9:05 You know what I mean?

9:06 Because the people that love to tackle, they'll tackle anytime,

9:09 anywhere, as long as they're playing a sport.

9:11 It's a lifestyle.

9:11 STEELO: Yeah.

9:12 That is everybody in this category, Uncalled for Takedowns.

9:16 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] STEELO: Free kicks, soccer, streakers, tackling, tackling.

9:22 Oh!

9:23 Beautiful shot.

9:25 This is for you, bro!

9:26 Oh, man.

9:27 Back of the knee.

9:28 That was a weak tackle.

9:29 Everybody involved is weak.

9:30 ROB: That's it.

9:31 STEELO: The hit was weak.

9:32 The hit was weak, the hold was weak.

9:34 Yeah.

9:34 The tackle was weak.

9:35 ROB: It's just more like— He just wanted contact.

9:38 ROB: Yeah.

9:38 Wanted to hug him, really.

9:39 It's golf cuddling at this point.

9:41 Yeah.

9:42 STEELO: I'm here to cuddle.

9:43 I'm here to cuddle.

9:44 I'm here to cuddle.

9:44 ROB: Coming in hot!

9:45 Get a cuddle in here.

9:46 ROB: Get a cuddle.

9:47 Right.

9:48 Straight down the fairway, cuddle me, spoon me.

9:51 Spoon my face.

9:52 Spoon my face.

9:53 Submit me, I like it.

9:55 I'll tap out.

9:57 ROB: Oh, man.

9:58 STEELO: Don't do this.

9:59 A slide tackle?

10:00 STEELO: That's a slide tackle.

10:01 That's illegal.

10:01 ROB: Oh.

10:02 Yeah, that's not cool.

10:03 Then they ran off.

10:04 Full contact bowling seems like it could work.

10:09 STEELO: Oh.

10:11 He fell for real, too.

10:14 He almost got the spare.

10:15 ROB: Yeah, let me give you a little bit of this action.

10:17 Whack!

10:19 Oh!

10:19 STEELO: Oh, man.

10:20 It looked like he pushed him with his ski stick, too.

10:22 His little stick, yeah.

10:23 That's way more disrespectful.

10:24 What's that, ski violence?

10:26 Yeah.

10:26 Skiers doing ski stuff.

10:27 Ski violence, right.

10:28 Snowboarders are just minding their business.

10:30 Oh!

10:31 ROB: OK.

10:32 STEELO: Like, for what, bro?

10:34 Cause you know I worked so hard to get up on this board.

10:37 Man, and it's just like, he sees him coming.

10:38 He's coming.

10:39 Oh, no.

10:39 No!

10:41 Man, that was crazy.

10:42 What we doing?

10:43 There you have it for Uncalled For Takedowns.

10:47 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, kickball.

10:52 I feel like you guys are the type of people that go to, like,

10:55 celebrity kickball tournaments.

10:56 STEELO: No.

10:57 Do they have them?

10:58 Oh, you hate— you hate us?

11:00 He's— he's judging us.

11:02 STEELO: If you hate us, you could have said it in other ways.

11:04 I feel like you two are the type of people to go to celebrity kickball.

11:09 Oh, man.

11:10 I did just get invited to one, which is crazy.

11:12 So they really do it?

11:13 This past two weeks ago, my boy hit me, like, four times.

11:16 Hey— STEELO: And I was— --you're— you're gonna be there.

11:19 No, no, no, it already happened.

11:20 Oh.

11:21 I didn't want to go so bad, that I flew out.

11:23 Flew out of town just to miss it.

11:24 I really can't, not even here.

11:26 I flew out of town just to miss it.

11:27 Oh, man.

11:27 But I was like— ROB: Yeah.

11:29 --he gonna think I'm going to play kickball if I stay here.

11:31 Let me go and leave real quick.

11:33 Have you been in a celebrity kickball tournament?

11:36 I feel like now I'm not as cool as Steelo, because I haven't even been invited.

11:39 STEELO: I feel like I would see you at one, honestly.

11:41 No— no shade.

11:42 Well, that's crazy to be insulted by Rob.

11:44 Or softball— do you do a softball thing?

11:46 Yeah.

11:46 That's the same thing.

11:47 OK, no.

11:48 Yeah, cause I can see her in the Jersey.

11:49 Yeah, me too.

11:49 You know what I mean?

11:50 Right, yeah.

11:50 Or even possibly playing.

11:51 ROB: Yeah.

11:52 Like, I would get in the game.

11:53 No, we believe that.

11:54 ROB: Yeah.

11:54 We believe that.

11:54 ROB: Oh, no.

11:55 We, hey— Even though I'm not an athlete.

11:57 --we, hey, we don't— We keep thinking you're an athlete.

11:59 --we thought that.

12:00 We thought that.

12:00 You have to keep reminding us that you're not an athlete.

12:01 ROB: That's it.

12:02 When she said it again, I was like, oh yeah, you don't play sports.

12:04 ROB: No, no, no.

12:04 Give me that bat.

12:05 ROB: No, no, no, no.

12:05 I thought you would be in it.

12:06 No, when you were like, we know that.

12:08 I'm like, yeah— yeah, but she's not.

12:09 We don't.

12:10 We don't, you know?

12:12 And we're beginning to understand that maybe she doesn't.

12:14 She's not— she's not fully.

12:15 Well, look, if you do— when you do— Thank you.

12:18 It's in my head.

12:19 --when you do, be careful.

12:20 Because kickball can be quite dangerous, and this category is proof.

12:24 Take a look at Kickball Casualties.

12:27 STEELO: I think you should retire from kickball at, like, 9.

12:30 ROB: Oh, man, do not get together for a charity event kickballing.

12:33 STEELO: Oh!

12:34 Wait.

12:35 ROB: What?

12:36 They both got it?

12:37 He is out, though.

12:38 Because if it hit off him—- Is that how—

12:39 --because you get— you get hit with the ball.

12:41 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:42 STEELO: So you hit off him.

12:43 He knows the rules.

12:44 This man plays kickball.

12:44 He does this.

12:45 He knows the rules.

12:46 I have a son.

12:47 No, no.

12:47 Plays kickball every day and comes home.

12:49 And tells you the rules.

12:50 Listen, we didn't get to the bottom of this.

12:52 He's been to the kick— charity kickball event,

12:54 like, nine times, STEELO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:56 This year he didn't go, you know?

12:58 No.

12:59 ROB: Oh, man.

12:59 STEELO: This guy is out.

13:00 Oh!

13:02 Flag on the play.

13:05 ROB: Oh, OK.

13:06 Oh, oh, oh.

13:08 Go, Dru.

13:08 Go, Dru.

13:09 He's safe!

13:09 STEELO: Oh, damn!

13:10 ROB: Oh, man.

13:11 STEELO: Tripped over nothing.

13:12 ROB: That's it.

13:13 That's it.

13:13 ROB: That's it.

13:14 Bruh!

13:14 What did you even— Man, her— her, like, whole system failed her.

13:17 Bro.

13:18 I got shot!

13:20 Shoot!

13:24 And he got tasered?

13:25 They fished you.

13:27 Did the police tase you and your butt lock up?

13:29 What happened?

13:30 She is safe.

13:31 She is safe.

13:32 Get on that!

13:33 ROB: OK, calm down.

13:35 Oh!

13:36 The roll back.

13:37 He said, huh!

13:39 The slowest ball, too.

13:40 The man did a roll and a fall.

13:41 ROB: He just— he went through it.

13:43 This is a really, like, extreme kickball though.

13:45 Like, they have the pools and the slip and slides to the next base.

13:48 Yeah, yeah.

13:49 I want to play this one.

13:50 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

13:52 [THEME MUSIC] OK, look, Sterling,

13:54 you ever been playing baseball and a pop up way high,

13:57 and it just go right through your glove and hit you square in the face?

14:01 Through my glove?

14:02 ROB: Yeah.

14:02 Nah, I'm pretty good.

14:03 OK.

14:03 All right.

14:04 If the ball's right there, I'm going to catch it.

14:06 OK, what about basketball?

14:07 Basketball gets popped up into the air, you're not paying attention.

14:10 Doink!

14:11 Hit you square in the center of your head.

14:13 Nah, it would never happen.

14:14 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

14:15 If anything, it's those punts.

14:16 If you're playing football, those punts can go really high.

14:18 You can lose it for a little second.

14:20 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

14:20 That could hit you.

14:21 Now, has it ever hit you?

14:22 No.

14:22 No?

14:23 I just love that this man has never been hit by a ball from the sky unknowingly.

14:28 Have you ever been hit by a ball from the sky?

14:30 Basketball, I've definitely been hit.

14:32 Yeah.

14:33 Also, knocked my son one time.

14:35 ROB: Yeah.

14:36 You hit your son one time with a basketball?

14:38 Yeah, yeah.

14:38 What?

14:38 Like, sends it up in the air and just topped him?

14:40 Right on top of the head?

14:41 Yeah, yeah.

14:42 And you know what you did.

14:43 You ran and you cried.

14:44 You tried to explain it to him.

14:45 But he was just in pain, and he has no idea what you meant.

14:47 And he blamed you.

14:48 Blamed you.

14:49 It's a core memory.

14:50 Core memory.

14:51 And you're attached to it.

14:52 This category right here is just balls coming out of nowhere.

14:56 Take a look at Balls From Above.

14:58 [APPLAUSE] All right, so it's me.

15:03 ROB: Whoa!

15:05 This is the Happy Birthday shot.

15:06 Here we go.

15:07 ROB: Here we go.

15:08 You're on.

15:08 STEELO: Happy birthday.

15:09 ROB: Happy birthday.

15:10 Uh!

15:12 STEELO: Oh, man.

15:13 ROB: Oh!

15:14 Oh!

15:16 Just little dude perfects.

15:19 Oh, OK.

15:20 STEELO: You know what it is.

15:21 ROB: Oh, going high.

15:23 Going high!

15:24 STEELO: I see it, I think.

15:25 Yeah.

15:27 ROB: Oh, man!

15:28 He already wearing glasses?

15:29 ROB: Man, he blinded that kid.

15:31 Knocked his glasses off.

15:32 Now he just blind.

15:33 ROB: Oh.

15:34 STEELO: Oh, man.

15:35 Oh!

15:36 STEELO: The dog never moved.

15:37 ROB: No.

15:37 STEELO: That's an issue.

15:38 You don't want the ball?

15:40 ROB: You should want to chase that.

15:41 Like, you don't want to chase it?

15:42 That's like dog gold.

15:43 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.

15:46 ROB: Hey.

15:48 STEELO: Man.

15:49 I respect to accuracy.

15:50 Man, this is a high school hero.

15:52 You know what I mean?

15:53 This is a state champ right here.

15:54 STEELO: Yeah.

15:55 ROB: Boom on that hammy.

15:58 There you have it for Balls From Above.

16:01 [APPLAUSE] You know, there's nothing like, you know,

16:04 trying to get yourself a nice, beautiful photo and something random ruining it.

16:09 And something random could be anything.

16:11 Could be a ball from out of nowhere.

16:13 STEELO: Yeah.

16:14 It could be a bird from out of nowhere, right?

16:17 It could be a snake from out of nowhere, a deer from out of nowhere.

16:21 Children ruin photos all the time.

16:23 Yeah.

16:23 You know.

16:24 But here's the thing, you should never overreact, right?

16:26 Because what can you do?

16:28 You can make it beautiful.

16:29 You can reset and shoot that photo again.

16:32 You know what I mean?

16:33 OK.

16:34 In my head, the randomness is also— it's beauty in that, as well.

16:38 Now, what if you get hurt in the middle of taking a photo— like, really hurt?

16:43 Kind of funny.

16:43 ROB: It's good, right?

16:45 You got the footage.

16:45 Got it on camera.

16:46 Yeah, yeah.

16:47 And what you want to do is immediately upload it.

16:48 STEELO: Yeah.

16:49 And we'll find it, and we'll package it together— STEELO: We will.

16:52 --and bring you to this show.

16:53 Like everybody in this category, Snap Attacks.

16:57 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, I got the photo.

17:02 Oh, this is it.

17:03 Put your foot up.

17:04 Let's do photo hands.

17:06 Oh!

17:07 Did he pick one?

17:08 It feels like he targeted them.

17:10 Look, he targeted her with a direct shot.

17:12 King of impressed on his accuracy.

17:14 That was accurate.

17:16 Yeah, I'm kind of impressed with his accuracy.

17:17 He felt bad instantly, though.

17:19 It's like, I almost, like,

17:20 respect the accuracy where it's not in the face, it's just in the side.

17:23 Yeah.

17:23 Ooh!

17:24 They were so proud of their pose, too.

17:27 We did it!

17:30 ROB: Oh, oh, oh!

17:31 STEELO: This is like, oh, man!

17:32 Let me go!

17:34 ROB: She's out.

17:35 I'm not taking any risks.

17:36 This thing ain't going to peck me apart.

17:38 Take your eyes out instantly.

17:40 Don't look them in the eyes.

17:41 ROB: Ah!

17:41 Oh, that's so sad.

17:43 ROB: Oh, oh!

17:44 Let the bird free.

17:45 He just wants a good life.

17:46 No, the bird be living crazy life.

17:48 They get to fly first class on their own seat, all type of stuff.

17:51 ROB: Yeah, this bird's like— Really?

17:52 I've never seen that.

17:53 Yeah, falconry?

17:53 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:54 Falconry?

17:55 They got—- The falconry birds?

17:56 They're VIP birds?

17:57 STEELO: Gotta give that thing respect.

17:58 ROB: Man.

17:58 Let me find out.

17:59 ROB: These birds are living it up.

18:00 They don't got to go hunt for their prey.

18:01 Their prey is delivered on a silver platter.

18:02 STEELO: 100%.

18:06 ROB: Oh, this is the best photo.

18:08 Oh!

18:09 Oh!

18:10 Man, ain't nothing to do around here.

18:11 ROB: Man.

18:11 Nothing to do.

18:12 Yeah.

18:13 Ain't nothing to do.

18:14 ROB: When you grab the— when you grab the Android,

18:17 like, get yourself a selfie with the bottle stack.

18:20 I need a selfie with this.

18:22 Man, you live in a boring place.

18:24 Oh.

18:25 STEELO: Oh, man.

18:26 He didn't even get the shot.

18:27 Oh!

18:27 ROB: Oh.

18:28 Oh.

18:29 I love he ran instead of helping her.

18:30 Man, no.

18:31 He ran.

18:31 She's getting sucked to sea.

18:33 And he got the photo.

18:34 Oh!

18:35 Good enough!

18:37 OK, well, good luck.

18:39 GIRL: Are you OK?

18:39 ROB: Are you OK?

18:40 No, "are you OK?" is killing me.

18:42 No, I'm not OK.

18:43 They're so late.

18:44 ROB: I'm not OK.

18:45 STEELO: Ain't nobody going to jump in for Shorty.

18:47 That's crazy!

18:48 Poor woman.

18:48 ROB: Brittany?

18:49 Not one real friend.

18:50 ROB: Anywhere around, Brittany?

18:52 I'm fine.

18:56 What is she doing?

18:58 I don't think she realizes that I'm in the car,

19:00 because I've got blacked out windows.

19:01 STEELO: Oh, man!

19:02 ROB: Ah, hey.

19:03 STEELO: That's not your car?

19:04 ROB: Hey, hey.

19:05 [HONK] Oh!

19:06 Oh, oh!

19:07 You a crazy person to begin with.

19:09 That is so funny!

19:10 that is somebody else's car?

19:11 There's nothing even in the background, like— ROB: In the parking lot.

19:14 --worth catching.

19:14 [HONK] ROB: Oh, oh!

19:16 God.

19:17 There you have it for Snap Attacks.

19:21 [APPLAUSE] Look, I've never been fish slapped, OK.

19:26 Fish slapped?

19:26 Like with a fish?

19:27 That sounds so humbling.

19:29 Yeah, yeah.

19:29 Fish slaps.

19:29 STEELO: Yeah.

19:30 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

19:31 It's like a better— Disrespectful.

19:33 But would that be on the same line as bitch slapped?

19:37 Oh, OK.

19:38 Man, you either got to fully— STEELO: Commit.

19:41 -you got— listen, you gotta either say B slapped,

19:46 what you can't do is whisper it.

19:50 Still got heard.

19:54 If it's whispered, it's OK.

19:56 No, no.

19:57 It's like when you hold a fish and it's not quite dead.

19:59 A fish?

20:00 Where— where did the fish come from?

20:01 And it's wet.

20:02 Why are you even smacking me with fish?

20:03 Like, that's crazy.

20:05 It's wet and slimy, too.

20:06 Yeah.

20:06 ROB: Yeah.

20:06 And you smell funny after.

20:07 That's disrespectful.

20:08 Yeah.

20:08 And that's going to stay there for a while, yeah.

20:10 That's it, but— Get in your nose hairs.

20:12 --you know, it is the— it is the fish just— just trying to survive.

20:15 You know what I mean?

20:16 That is his only defense mechanism.

20:17 I don't use me.

20:18 ROB: That's it.

20:19 All I do is fish slap.

20:20 I'm in— I'm out— I'm in air.

20:21 OK?

20:22 I can't breathe.

20:23 I can't breathe.

20:24 I need to beat you to get back to water.

20:25 Yes.

20:26 You know?

20:27 This category right here is all people getting hit in the face by fish.

20:31 Take a look at Fins to the Face.

20:34 Man, used as a weapon?

20:36 I just got up here.

20:37 ROB: Oh.

20:38 STEELO: Oh, that's too much fish for you.

20:40 ROB: No.

20:40 but— oh!

20:41 STEELO: That's too much fish for you, boy.

20:42 ROB: That's too much.

20:43 STEELO: Look.

20:44 That's too much.

20:45 Put it down.

20:46 You got to know how to grab it.

20:47 It's too much fish for you.

20:48 He can't handle it.

20:51 Oh, wow!

20:52 ROB: Oh!

20:52 oh!

20:53 A flyby is crazy.

20:54 ROB: Man.

20:55 Just found her face.

20:57 Oh, and he hit her hard.

20:58 Don't come around these parts.

20:59 He punched her!

21:00 I've never seen a fish punch, but that was a fish punch.

21:03 Oh!

21:05 You OK, babe?

21:06 Are you OK, babe?

21:07 STEELO: You OK, babe?

21:08 Who's calling?

21:09 ROB: Who's calling?

21:10 Oh, oh, OK.

21:11 What's that?

21:12 STEELO: Shut up.

21:13 Shut up.

21:14 That's OK though.

21:14 Listen, that was a bitch slap.

21:16 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.

21:16 Yeah.

21:17 STEELO: He definitely backed finned him.

21:18 I've never seen a fish's booty hole.

21:19 STEELO: Oh, you haven't?

21:20 I've never seen that.

21:21 You guys have seen that before?

21:22 That's where they lay the caviar.

21:23 Yeah, the caviar.

21:24 They get it out of there.

21:25 OK.

21:26 Yeah.

21:28 Never eaten that caviar?

21:29 ROB: Oh, man.

21:30 Have you've never seen them, like, in a video, like, take the caviar out?

21:32 No.

21:32 ROB: Hey, have you ever had—- Oh, really?

21:33 --have you ever had caviar?

21:34 I've had it, like, on sushi probably.

21:36 I— like, I don't like it, so.

21:37 Listen, I don't like fish.

21:42 I love that.

21:44 She loves animals so much.

21:45 She feels guilty now talking about she admit— She admitted she ate sushi.

21:49 Eating fish babies.

21:50 I had it on sushi, goddamn it.

21:51 No.

21:51 It's something— ROB: I never told them I eat sushi.

21:54 Oh, look, they just come out of that little hole.

21:56 STEELO: They do out of that hole for sure.

21:57 And it's a crazy sight to see them come out.

22:00 That is crazy.

22:01 Oh.

22:03 ROB: OK, everybody's afraid.

22:04 Oh, god!

22:04 STEELO: Oh, god.

22:05 Man.

22:05 ROB: Oh, man.

22:06 STEELO: Somebody crying.

22:07 ROB: Oh, man.

22:08 Those girls are already traumatized.

22:09 ROB: She was already traumatized, and a beast came and got her.

22:12 Ah!

22:13 He got him so good.

22:14 ROB: Hit him, like, three times.

22:17 Look at!

22:18 STEELO: That's crazy how much, if you think of it.

22:19 Look at how much he gets hit, man.

22:21 That man gets— just, burnt!

22:24 Ah!

22:25 Wah!

22:27 ROB: This is just a trip no one is ever going to want to do again.

22:30 There you have it for Fins to the Face.

22:33 You get fish slapped.

22:35 OK, cartwheels.

22:37 If we all three did them and the crowd judged,

22:41 who would win with the nicest cartwheel?

22:45 I could do a cartwheel.

22:46 OK.

22:46 I could do cartwheel.

22:47 Could you?

22:48 I have a pretty good cartwheel, yeah.

22:50 I was about to just throw y'all out of the picture, and be like, yeah, me.

22:53 Easy.

22:53 And then she jumped in and was like, I have a good cartwheel.

22:56 I was like, shocking.

22:56 I believe you.

22:57 Shocking.

22:59 He was, like, in the middle of this motion of, like, saying himself.

23:02 Right.

23:03 And as— as he was motioning to— Yeah.

23:05 --it and getting ready to deliver, you ran him right over.

23:08 Yeah.

23:08 Because, in my head, I heard her say she doesn't do anything athletic.

23:11 Right.

23:11 Sports.

23:12 So then you throw out a cartwheel, I'm like, all right, Carly, I got this.

23:15 Yeah, I could— maybe I oversold how good the cartwheel would be.

23:19 I don't know how it—- Yeah, yeah.

23:20 --like, came out.

23:21 But I can do one, but it's not going to be, like— like a gymnast vibe.

23:25 ROB: Yeah.

23:26 Like if you could do it— I'm not a gymnast now either.

23:29 OK?

23:30 You made that uncomfortable.

23:31 ROB: Hey, hey, you know.

23:34 At first I was like, oh, she's like, I'm not a gymnast, man.

23:37 Man, I— look, you went from easily number one to then she was like, I got this.

23:42 And she's like, I'm not sure.

23:43 I'm not a gymnast.

23:44 Then like, oh, neither am I.

23:45 He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

23:46 I'm second.

23:47 Guess what, I am, OK?

23:50 I would just— yeah, ha!

23:52 My legs would be straight.

23:54 Like, glutes locked— STEELO: Yeah.

23:55 There you go.

23:56 Legs would pop, pop.

23:56 Pop, pop.

23:57 Right?

23:58 Like, straight over top of each other, dead line.

24:00 OK, respect.

24:02 So anyway, I felt like I won.

24:03 You did.

24:04 You did.

24:05 But the truth is, you know, anytime you get to spinning a cartwheel,

24:09 you got to make sure the whole area is clear.

24:11 You do.

24:11 You know what I mean?

24:12 Cause someone will pop into a cartwheel and then just smash somebody.

24:16 Yeah.

24:17 Just like everybody in this category, Cartwheel Collateral.

24:21 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh!

24:27 STEELO: Oh, Lord!

24:28 ROB: Oh, man.

24:29 STEELO: Is that his girlfriend he brought home for Thanksgiving?

24:32 He's like, honey, my dad doesn't normally do that.

24:35 [SCREAMS] ROB: Oh!

24:36 Oh, my god.

24:37 ROB: All right.

24:38 OK.

24:39 She's fine.

24:40 I'm going to take your girl now.

24:41 STEELO: Yeah, I'm— I'ma touch her.

24:42 It becomes creepy.

24:45 OK, we got a— oh!

24:46 Oh!

24:47 Oh, my god!

24:48 ROB: Got caught in a blender.

24:50 STEELO: Yeah, kicked him up.

24:51 Oh, wow!

24:52 That cat just kept running.

24:53 Like, as if, like, it time traveled.

24:55 And that cat will beat her up forever after this.

24:57 Yeah.

24:59 STEELO: You know who it is.

25:00 ROB: Oh, man.

25:01 Oh, man!

25:02 STEELO: That was slow.

25:03 ROB: Trust me, they're fine.

25:05 That's a Jersey shore, for sure.

25:07 Man, that's it when you jump into the line of fire on the Jersey shore.

25:11 Oh.

25:13 Taking the hit.

25:14 There you have it for Cartwheel Collateral.

25:17 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]