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0:00 ROB: Oh, I got the photo.
0:02 Oh, this is it.
0:03 Put your foot up.
0:04 Let's do photo hangs.
0:05 Oh!
0:06 Did he pick one?
0:07 I feels like he targeted them.
0:09 Look, he targeted her with a direct shot.
0:11 Kinda impressed— ROB: Man, it was really— --on his accuracy.
0:14 That was accurate.
0:15 STEELO: Yeah, I'm kind of impressed with his accuracy.
0:17 He felt bad instantly, though.
0:18 It's like— I almost, like,
0:19 respect the accuracy where it's not in the face, it's just in the side.
0:22 STEELO: Yeah.
0:23 Ooh!
0:24 They were so proud of their pose, too.
0:26 We did it!
0:27 [THEME MUSIC] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] All right,
0:32 this next category is called Out of Bounds Pounded.
0:35 And— Oh, my gosh.
0:37 Out of Bounds Pounded.
0:39 Ah, man.
0:41 What do you suppose the category Out of Bounds Pounded means?
0:45 Something that starts with sports?
0:46 Falling— falling out of— ROB: Yeah.
0:49 --falling out of bounds.
0:49 You probably get stumped again,
0:51 or double whammied in sports, when you're out of bounds.
0:54 You're out of the game, but you're hit again.
0:55 That's it.
0:56 That's it.
0:57 That's it.
0:57 Really what this is about.
0:58 Thank you, guys.
0:59 Not all at once.
1:00 Yeah.
1:01 Those are great— great analysis.
1:02 Not all at once.
1:02 You all calm down.
1:03 Listen to me.
1:03 STEELO: That was normal.
1:04 That was normal.
1:05 Listen to me, sometimes we do it reverse on this show.
1:07 You know, we lead with the title and let the co-host figure it out.
1:12 What are we talking about?
1:14 It's fine.
1:15 But when I read the words Out of Pounds—
1:21 I read the words— Out of Pounds is completely different.
1:24 Out of Bounds Pounded, it makes me laugh.
1:27 Yeah.
1:28 It does.
1:29 This is a category of people that are, in fact, on the sidelines,
1:32 way out of the field of play, that are still getting hurt.
1:36 Take a look at Out of Bounds Pounded.
1:41 STEELO: Out of Pounds is right.
1:44 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.
1:46 STEELO: Y'all all on the same team, right?
1:48 ROB: Oh!
1:48 STEELO: Oh, man.
1:49 ROB: Ba-dam!
1:50 You're in the game at this point.
1:52 ROB: Hey, ba-dam!
1:53 STEELO: That's the best kick all day.
1:56 ROB: Hey.
1:58 Ah-damn!
1:59 Oh, that scared me.
2:01 Don't scare her.
2:01 Don't scare her.
2:02 Uh, ah!
2:05 Knock that camera right out of your hand.
2:07 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Yeah, just the net, not a cage.
2:09 So you got hit for real.
2:12 Ooh!
2:12 ROB: Oh!
2:13 Oh, [ALL EXCLAIM] This happens five times a game.
2:16 Yeah.
2:17 It's like you're so close to the action, somebody's getting hit.
2:19 Yeah, what festival— ROB: It's just this fella.
2:20 STEELO: --is this, they all lined up like this?
2:22 ROB: Man.
2:23 And they didn't care or nothing.
2:24 Just the front, like, cheers.
2:25 ROB: Man.
2:26 STEELO: Yay!
2:27 Good throw.
2:28 Hey!
2:31 Ooh!
2:32 Oh.
2:33 Oh.
2:33 Oh.
2:34 Feel my hand.
2:35 I think I broke my hand.
2:36 STEELO: I think my hand— I think I broke my hand.
2:40 Is it playable?
2:42 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.
2:44 STEELO: This is rugby, right?
2:45 ROB: Ooh, man.
2:46 This is rugby?
2:47 Yeah, this is rugby.
2:48 Oh.
2:49 STEELO: That ball— Man, that ball is sailing.
2:51 --looks mighty heavy.
2:53 ROB: Oh, man!
2:54 Got that baby.
2:55 Right in this little rugby head, but luckily he's tough.
2:59 OK, gender reveals.
3:01 Love them.
3:03 Never get sick of them.
3:04 I wouldn't take you as, like, an avid gender reveal goer.
3:06 Wow, wow.
3:07 Yeah.
3:07 Have you ever been to one?
3:08 Have I ever been to one?
3:09 I hosted one.
3:11 I cried.
3:11 Oh yeah, you did.
3:12 OK, yeah.
3:13 ROB: Yeah!
3:13 I'm sorry.
3:14 I'm sorry.
3:15 I meant to another one, to somebody else's gender reveal.
3:17 Been to another— I meant the one since— Somebody else's.
3:20 Like, would you show up to a gender reveal for somebody else?
3:23 I would, I would.
3:24 STEELO: OK.
3:25 Now, listen— listen.
3:26 I was like, damn.
3:27 Like, do I not get invited?
3:29 Why you don't want me there?
3:31 Yeah, it makes me sad, you know?
3:32 But man, it's— it was, like,
3:35 I still— I still love it, because we kept it so pure.
3:37 Yeah.
3:38 ROB: You know what I mean?
3:39 So when that balloon popped and it was pink, it was like, wah!
3:43 It was— It was a balloon that you used, huh?
3:45 ROB: Yeah.
3:46 I've seen some crazy things.
3:47 Yeah, they get crazy.
3:48 I couldn't— Didn't they have a show about it?
3:49 Like, the— like the craziest— Oh, Crazy Gender Reveals.
3:51 Yeah, I could see it.
3:51 But as you say it, that seems like— like that should be a show.
3:54 Ah, all right, it's a show now.
3:56 Well, now it will be.
3:57 You guys— you guys saw me produce it right here.
3:59 ROB: Yeah, like, if anybody does it, Steelo owns it.
4:03 5%, at least.
4:04 I won't do the work.
4:05 Ah, man, because it would be like doing them so over the top.
4:08 And, like, you can't wait to see.
4:09 Like, Sweet 16, but with gender reveals.
4:11 Yeah, man, that'd be amazing.
4:13 Well, look, this isn't that.
4:15 This is all people— this is all people doing a cheap one and, like,
4:19 one of the innocent friends taking the hit for being too close.
4:23 Take a look at Gender Reveal Shrapnel.
4:26 STEELO: Oh, man.
4:27 It's about to get real.
4:29 Right.
4:29 STEELO: It's about to get real.
4:31 ROB: Oh, here we go.
4:33 STEELO: I don't know what to do.
4:34 Oh!
4:35 STEELO: Oh, man!
4:36 ROB: Just straight blinded her.
4:39 STEELO: Oh, grandma.
4:40 Walk it out.
4:41 Said you wanted a girl.
4:42 ROB: You said you wanted a baby girl.
4:44 Wanted a granddaughter.
4:45 ROB: Man.
4:46 Oh!
4:46 STEELO: She blind.
4:47 ROB: Man, she— Never saw the granddaughter.
4:50 Never got to see her.
4:51 ROB: Oh,man.
4:52 I heard about you.
4:54 ROB: Oh, yeah.
4:55 OK, here we go.
4:58 STEELO: Oh, man.
4:59 What's she eating?
5:00 She's not the pregnant one.
5:01 Why is she so mad?
5:02 Man, you don't even care about the baby?
5:04 What are we doing here?
5:05 She came in for a plate, bro.
5:08 She didn't know it was a gender reveal.
5:09 She just pulled up.
5:11 I heard greens and chicken.
5:13 ROB: That's fine.
5:14 STEELO: He blowing my high, G.
5:18 Oh, man.
5:19 Listen, she said it.
5:20 She said it, like, right after.
5:22 Man!
5:23 I've never seen a louder statement with the smallest smirk, man.
5:27 Yes.
5:28 STEELO: OK.
5:29 OK, ready?
5:30 Oh!
5:32 STEELO: Oh, my god!
5:34 Who did that?
5:35 Did dad shoot her?
5:36 Oh, dad shot her.
5:38 Did it go backwards?
5:39 STEELO: Yeah, he got it backwards.
5:40 Everybody else got it forward, not dad.
5:42 He don't know what he's doing.
5:43 Oh!
5:44 STEELO: Blinded that young lady.
5:45 ROB: Had that thing upside down, and explode in her face.
5:48 STEELO: Yes!
5:49 Another me!
5:50 Another— oh, yeah.
5:52 More me!
5:53 More me!
5:57 STEELO: Oh, yeah!
5:57 ROB: OK.
5:58 Oh, yeah.
5:59 ROB: Oh, man, look.
5:59 STEELO: Look at her.
6:00 ROB: Man, we Smurfed her!
6:02 She looked up.
6:03 Did you see anything?
6:04 STEELO: A little.
6:06 ROB: Yes Julie, you're fully Smurfed.
6:07 [APPLAUSE] You know, when I see a ref get hurt in sports, hurts my heart.
6:14 Like, really hurt.
6:15 Yeah, 'cause I just feel like now we know the refing's
6:17 just going to go down and, like, going to degrade.
6:20 Do you?
6:21 They keep an alternate, though.
6:22 Yeah, they got backups.
6:23 You know, the backup's weak.
6:25 Mid.
6:25 You know what I mean?
6:26 No.
6:26 ROB: Makes bad calls.
6:27 When that ref in the backfield gets mowed over— Yeah.
6:31 --you know, by a linebacker coming across to, like,
6:33 get a running back, you know, after he broke loose through the line.
6:36 STEELO: Yeah.
6:37 And then he gets mowed down.
6:38 Then what happens now?
6:39 The game's all tight.
6:40 They bring in that backup ref.
6:42 Yeah.
6:43 The DB blows a little hard wind on a wideout.
6:46 Yeah.
6:47 We got a penalty call, first down by the 5 yard line.
6:50 STEELO: Oh, man.
6:51 Kick a field goal and lose it because of that backup ref.
6:54 That probably does happen in football.
6:55 I don't like it.
6:56 But this category right here, it's just all those poor refs taking the hit.
7:00 Take a look at Roughing the Ref.
7:02 [THEME MUSIC] STEELO: Let's get the alternates in here.
7:07 OK.
7:08 ROB: Oh, here we go.
7:09 Coming in hot!
7:10 STEELO: Got a big boy right here.
7:11 ROB: Tackle shot!
7:12 STEELO: Oh, man.
7:13 Oh, right to the head.
7:15 That's the ref's fault, though.
7:16 That's what I'm saying.
7:17 Like, he's not agile enough.
7:18 Yeah, he didn't even move.
7:19 Yeah.
7:20 He's watching it like he's watching it on TV.
7:21 STEELO: He really is.
7:22 He's like, oh.
7:22 STEELO: He's like, come on, son!
7:23 Had a flashback.
7:25 ROB: I don't know him.
7:26 That's not my son at all.
7:28 ROB: Oh, coming right at you, Wayne.
7:30 Oh.
7:30 ROB: Oh, OK.
7:31 Oh!
7:32 And that dude is standing so lackadaisical.
7:33 ROB: Oh, that's it.
7:34 That's it.
7:34 He was farting.
7:36 He looks so relaxing.
7:37 ROB: Every muscle in the body getting hurt right now.
7:39 STEELO: He got popped.
7:40 Boom!
7:41 Boom!
7:42 Oh, the second hit was crazy.
7:43 ROB: Man.
7:44 STEELO: Oh, they targeted this dude.
7:45 That was a coach's order.
7:47 ROB: That was something.
7:48 That was a coach's order, for sure.
7:50 Get him.
7:51 ROB: Oh, arena football.
7:54 STEELO: Is this the XFL?
7:54 I was gonna say, what is this?
7:55 Oh, man!
7:56 ROB: Oh, man!
7:56 Oh, that was on purpose again!
7:58 Yeah, he ran to it.
8:00 STEELO: Yeah, he went looking for that man.
8:02 ROB: Look— They look like each other.
8:05 They lock eyes, and it's like they found each other.
8:08 We're going.
8:09 STEELO: Ooh!
8:09 ROB: Yeah.
8:11 STEELO: Laid him out, bro.
8:13 All right, it's good.
8:13 Good hit.
8:14 He knew he had that coming.
8:15 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
8:18 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, what sports is there tackling?
8:22 Football— ROB: Football.
8:23 --rugby.
8:24 ROB: Rugby.
8:26 I guess mixed martial arts.
8:27 Yeah.
8:28 You know what I mean, tackle, slam a guy.
8:29 STEELO: Yeah.
8:31 You know what I mean?
8:31 Does it stop there?
8:32 Maybe a little bit in baseball.
8:33 ROB: Yeah, you slide in.
8:34 Running into home, you know?
8:35 It happens in basketball.
8:36 ROB: I guess it's not a tackle.
8:37 Yeah, yeah, basketball— STEELO:
8:38 If you tackle— [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Only when you hoop with football players.
8:41 Right.
8:42 That'd be the worst.
8:43 ROB: Yeah.
8:44 They will tackle you on the court all the time.
8:46 Yeah?
8:46 STEELO: It's crazy.
8:47 You wouldn't even know you're playing with a football player.
8:48 And they hack, because they're just used to physicality.
8:49 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
8:50 You're like, that's not here, sir.
8:51 ROB: Yeah.
8:52 Wrong sport.
8:52 Go on the side with that.
8:53 Yeah.
8:53 And it's when— when tackling, like,
8:55 finds its way into other sports, like golfing, you know, and tennis.
8:59 It's a problem.
9:00 What are you doing here?
9:01 Word.
9:02 Man, it's just— it's— it's— it's wrong.
9:04 Yeah, it is.
9:05 You know what I mean?
9:06 Because the people that love to tackle, they'll tackle anytime,
9:09 anywhere, as long as they're playing a sport.
9:11 It's a lifestyle.
9:11 STEELO: Yeah.
9:12 That is everybody in this category, Uncalled for Takedowns.
9:16 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] STEELO: Free kicks, soccer, streakers, tackling, tackling.
9:22 Oh!
9:23 Beautiful shot.
9:25 This is for you, bro!
9:26 Oh, man.
9:27 Back of the knee.
9:28 That was a weak tackle.
9:29 Everybody involved is weak.
9:30 ROB: That's it.
9:31 STEELO: The hit was weak.
9:32 The hit was weak, the hold was weak.
9:34 Yeah.
9:34 The tackle was weak.
9:35 ROB: It's just more like— He just wanted contact.
9:38 ROB: Yeah.
9:38 Wanted to hug him, really.
9:39 It's golf cuddling at this point.
9:41 Yeah.
9:42 STEELO: I'm here to cuddle.
9:43 I'm here to cuddle.
9:44 I'm here to cuddle.
9:44 ROB: Coming in hot!
9:45 Get a cuddle in here.
9:46 ROB: Get a cuddle.
9:47 Right.
9:48 Straight down the fairway, cuddle me, spoon me.
9:51 Spoon my face.
9:52 Spoon my face.
9:53 Submit me, I like it.
9:55 I'll tap out.
9:57 ROB: Oh, man.
9:58 STEELO: Don't do this.
9:59 A slide tackle?
10:00 STEELO: That's a slide tackle.
10:01 That's illegal.
10:01 ROB: Oh.
10:02 Yeah, that's not cool.
10:03 Then they ran off.
10:04 Full contact bowling seems like it could work.
10:09 STEELO: Oh.
10:11 He fell for real, too.
10:14 He almost got the spare.
10:15 ROB: Yeah, let me give you a little bit of this action.
10:17 Whack!
10:19 Oh!
10:19 STEELO: Oh, man.
10:20 It looked like he pushed him with his ski stick, too.
10:22 His little stick, yeah.
10:23 That's way more disrespectful.
10:24 What's that, ski violence?
10:26 Yeah.
10:26 Skiers doing ski stuff.
10:27 Ski violence, right.
10:28 Snowboarders are just minding their business.
10:30 Oh!
10:31 ROB: OK.
10:32 STEELO: Like, for what, bro?
10:34 Cause you know I worked so hard to get up on this board.
10:37 Man, and it's just like, he sees him coming.
10:38 He's coming.
10:39 Oh, no.
10:39 No!
10:41 Man, that was crazy.
10:42 What we doing?
10:43 There you have it for Uncalled For Takedowns.
10:47 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, kickball.
10:52 I feel like you guys are the type of people that go to, like,
10:55 celebrity kickball tournaments.
10:56 STEELO: No.
10:57 Do they have them?
10:58 Oh, you hate— you hate us?
11:00 He's— he's judging us.
11:02 STEELO: If you hate us, you could have said it in other ways.
11:04 I feel like you two are the type of people to go to celebrity kickball.
11:09 Oh, man.
11:10 I did just get invited to one, which is crazy.
11:12 So they really do it?
11:13 This past two weeks ago, my boy hit me, like, four times.
11:16 Hey— STEELO: And I was— --you're— you're gonna be there.
11:19 No, no, no, it already happened.
11:20 Oh.
11:21 I didn't want to go so bad, that I flew out.
11:23 Flew out of town just to miss it.
11:24 I really can't, not even here.
11:26 I flew out of town just to miss it.
11:27 Oh, man.
11:27 But I was like— ROB: Yeah.
11:29 --he gonna think I'm going to play kickball if I stay here.
11:31 Let me go and leave real quick.
11:33 Have you been in a celebrity kickball tournament?
11:36 I feel like now I'm not as cool as Steelo, because I haven't even been invited.
11:39 STEELO: I feel like I would see you at one, honestly.
11:41 No— no shade.
11:42 Well, that's crazy to be insulted by Rob.
11:44 Or softball— do you do a softball thing?
11:46 Yeah.
11:46 That's the same thing.
11:47 OK, no.
11:48 Yeah, cause I can see her in the Jersey.
11:49 Yeah, me too.
11:49 You know what I mean?
11:50 Right, yeah.
11:50 Or even possibly playing.
11:51 ROB: Yeah.
11:52 Like, I would get in the game.
11:53 No, we believe that.
11:54 ROB: Yeah.
11:54 We believe that.
11:54 ROB: Oh, no.
11:55 We, hey— Even though I'm not an athlete.
11:57 --we, hey, we don't— We keep thinking you're an athlete.
11:59 --we thought that.
12:00 We thought that.
12:00 You have to keep reminding us that you're not an athlete.
12:01 ROB: That's it.
12:02 When she said it again, I was like, oh yeah, you don't play sports.
12:04 ROB: No, no, no.
12:04 Give me that bat.
12:05 ROB: No, no, no, no.
12:05 I thought you would be in it.
12:06 No, when you were like, we know that.
12:08 I'm like, yeah— yeah, but she's not.
12:09 We don't.
12:10 We don't, you know?
12:12 And we're beginning to understand that maybe she doesn't.
12:14 She's not— she's not fully.
12:15 Well, look, if you do— when you do— Thank you.
12:18 It's in my head.
12:19 --when you do, be careful.
12:20 Because kickball can be quite dangerous, and this category is proof.
12:24 Take a look at Kickball Casualties.
12:27 STEELO: I think you should retire from kickball at, like, 9.
12:30 ROB: Oh, man, do not get together for a charity event kickballing.
12:33 STEELO: Oh!
12:34 Wait.
12:35 ROB: What?
12:36 They both got it?
12:37 He is out, though.
12:38 Because if it hit off him—- Is that how—
12:39 --because you get— you get hit with the ball.
12:41 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:42 STEELO: So you hit off him.
12:43 He knows the rules.
12:44 This man plays kickball.
12:44 He does this.
12:45 He knows the rules.
12:46 I have a son.
12:47 No, no.
12:47 Plays kickball every day and comes home.
12:49 And tells you the rules.
12:50 Listen, we didn't get to the bottom of this.
12:52 He's been to the kick— charity kickball event,
12:54 like, nine times, STEELO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:56 This year he didn't go, you know?
12:58 No.
12:59 ROB: Oh, man.
12:59 STEELO: This guy is out.
13:00 Oh!
13:02 Flag on the play.
13:05 ROB: Oh, OK.
13:06 Oh, oh, oh.
13:08 Go, Dru.
13:08 Go, Dru.
13:09 He's safe!
13:09 STEELO: Oh, damn!
13:10 ROB: Oh, man.
13:11 STEELO: Tripped over nothing.
13:12 ROB: That's it.
13:13 That's it.
13:13 ROB: That's it.
13:14 Bruh!
13:14 What did you even— Man, her— her, like, whole system failed her.
13:17 Bro.
13:18 I got shot!
13:20 Shoot!
13:24 And he got tasered?
13:25 They fished you.
13:27 Did the police tase you and your butt lock up?
13:29 What happened?
13:30 She is safe.
13:31 She is safe.
13:32 Get on that!
13:33 ROB: OK, calm down.
13:35 Oh!
13:36 The roll back.
13:37 He said, huh!
13:39 The slowest ball, too.
13:40 The man did a roll and a fall.
13:41 ROB: He just— he went through it.
13:43 This is a really, like, extreme kickball though.
13:45 Like, they have the pools and the slip and slides to the next base.
13:48 Yeah, yeah.
13:49 I want to play this one.
13:50 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
13:52 [THEME MUSIC] OK, look, Sterling,
13:54 you ever been playing baseball and a pop up way high,
13:57 and it just go right through your glove and hit you square in the face?
14:01 Through my glove?
14:02 ROB: Yeah.
14:02 Nah, I'm pretty good.
14:03 OK.
14:03 All right.
14:04 If the ball's right there, I'm going to catch it.
14:06 OK, what about basketball?
14:07 Basketball gets popped up into the air, you're not paying attention.
14:10 Doink!
14:11 Hit you square in the center of your head.
14:13 Nah, it would never happen.
14:14 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
14:15 If anything, it's those punts.
14:16 If you're playing football, those punts can go really high.
14:18 You can lose it for a little second.
14:20 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
14:20 That could hit you.
14:21 Now, has it ever hit you?
14:22 No.
14:22 No?
14:23 I just love that this man has never been hit by a ball from the sky unknowingly.
14:28 Have you ever been hit by a ball from the sky?
14:30 Basketball, I've definitely been hit.
14:32 Yeah.
14:33 Also, knocked my son one time.
14:35 ROB: Yeah.
14:36 You hit your son one time with a basketball?
14:38 Yeah, yeah.
14:38 What?
14:38 Like, sends it up in the air and just topped him?
14:40 Right on top of the head?
14:41 Yeah, yeah.
14:42 And you know what you did.
14:43 You ran and you cried.
14:44 You tried to explain it to him.
14:45 But he was just in pain, and he has no idea what you meant.
14:47 And he blamed you.
14:48 Blamed you.
14:49 It's a core memory.
14:50 Core memory.
14:51 And you're attached to it.
14:52 This category right here is just balls coming out of nowhere.
14:56 Take a look at Balls From Above.
14:58 [APPLAUSE] All right, so it's me.
15:03 ROB: Whoa!
15:05 This is the Happy Birthday shot.
15:06 Here we go.
15:07 ROB: Here we go.
15:08 You're on.
15:08 STEELO: Happy birthday.
15:09 ROB: Happy birthday.
15:10 Uh!
15:12 STEELO: Oh, man.
15:13 ROB: Oh!
15:14 Oh!
15:16 Just little dude perfects.
15:19 Oh, OK.
15:20 STEELO: You know what it is.
15:21 ROB: Oh, going high.
15:23 Going high!
15:24 STEELO: I see it, I think.
15:25 Yeah.
15:27 ROB: Oh, man!
15:28 He already wearing glasses?
15:29 ROB: Man, he blinded that kid.
15:31 Knocked his glasses off.
15:32 Now he just blind.
15:33 ROB: Oh.
15:34 STEELO: Oh, man.
15:35 Oh!
15:36 STEELO: The dog never moved.
15:37 ROB: No.
15:37 STEELO: That's an issue.
15:38 You don't want the ball?
15:40 ROB: You should want to chase that.
15:41 Like, you don't want to chase it?
15:42 That's like dog gold.
15:43 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.
15:46 ROB: Hey.
15:48 STEELO: Man.
15:49 I respect to accuracy.
15:50 Man, this is a high school hero.
15:52 You know what I mean?
15:53 This is a state champ right here.
15:54 STEELO: Yeah.
15:55 ROB: Boom on that hammy.
15:58 There you have it for Balls From Above.
16:01 [APPLAUSE] You know, there's nothing like, you know,
16:04 trying to get yourself a nice, beautiful photo and something random ruining it.
16:09 And something random could be anything.
16:11 Could be a ball from out of nowhere.
16:13 STEELO: Yeah.
16:14 It could be a bird from out of nowhere, right?
16:17 It could be a snake from out of nowhere, a deer from out of nowhere.
16:21 Children ruin photos all the time.
16:23 Yeah.
16:23 You know.
16:24 But here's the thing, you should never overreact, right?
16:26 Because what can you do?
16:28 You can make it beautiful.
16:29 You can reset and shoot that photo again.
16:32 You know what I mean?
16:33 OK.
16:34 In my head, the randomness is also— it's beauty in that, as well.
16:38 Now, what if you get hurt in the middle of taking a photo— like, really hurt?
16:43 Kind of funny.
16:43 ROB: It's good, right?
16:45 You got the footage.
16:45 Got it on camera.
16:46 Yeah, yeah.
16:47 And what you want to do is immediately upload it.
16:48 STEELO: Yeah.
16:49 And we'll find it, and we'll package it together— STEELO: We will.
16:52 --and bring you to this show.
16:53 Like everybody in this category, Snap Attacks.
16:57 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, I got the photo.
17:02 Oh, this is it.
17:03 Put your foot up.
17:04 Let's do photo hands.
17:06 Oh!
17:07 Did he pick one?
17:08 It feels like he targeted them.
17:10 Look, he targeted her with a direct shot.
17:12 King of impressed on his accuracy.
17:14 That was accurate.
17:16 Yeah, I'm kind of impressed with his accuracy.
17:17 He felt bad instantly, though.
17:19 It's like, I almost, like,
17:20 respect the accuracy where it's not in the face, it's just in the side.
17:23 Yeah.
17:23 Ooh!
17:24 They were so proud of their pose, too.
17:27 We did it!
17:30 ROB: Oh, oh, oh!
17:31 STEELO: This is like, oh, man!
17:32 Let me go!
17:34 ROB: She's out.
17:35 I'm not taking any risks.
17:36 This thing ain't going to peck me apart.
17:38 Take your eyes out instantly.
17:40 Don't look them in the eyes.
17:41 ROB: Ah!
17:41 Oh, that's so sad.
17:43 ROB: Oh, oh!
17:44 Let the bird free.
17:45 He just wants a good life.
17:46 No, the bird be living crazy life.
17:48 They get to fly first class on their own seat, all type of stuff.
17:51 ROB: Yeah, this bird's like— Really?
17:52 I've never seen that.
17:53 Yeah, falconry?
17:53 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:54 Falconry?
17:55 They got—- The falconry birds?
17:56 They're VIP birds?
17:57 STEELO: Gotta give that thing respect.
17:58 ROB: Man.
17:58 Let me find out.
17:59 ROB: These birds are living it up.
18:00 They don't got to go hunt for their prey.
18:01 Their prey is delivered on a silver platter.
18:02 STEELO: 100%.
18:06 ROB: Oh, this is the best photo.
18:08 Oh!
18:09 Oh!
18:10 Man, ain't nothing to do around here.
18:11 ROB: Man.
18:11 Nothing to do.
18:12 Yeah.
18:13 Ain't nothing to do.
18:14 ROB: When you grab the— when you grab the Android,
18:17 like, get yourself a selfie with the bottle stack.
18:20 I need a selfie with this.
18:22 Man, you live in a boring place.
18:24 Oh.
18:25 STEELO: Oh, man.
18:26 He didn't even get the shot.
18:27 Oh!
18:27 ROB: Oh.
18:28 Oh.
18:29 I love he ran instead of helping her.
18:30 Man, no.
18:31 He ran.
18:31 She's getting sucked to sea.
18:33 And he got the photo.
18:34 Oh!
18:35 Good enough!
18:37 OK, well, good luck.
18:39 GIRL: Are you OK?
18:39 ROB: Are you OK?
18:40 No, "are you OK?" is killing me.
18:42 No, I'm not OK.
18:43 They're so late.
18:44 ROB: I'm not OK.
18:45 STEELO: Ain't nobody going to jump in for Shorty.
18:47 That's crazy!
18:48 Poor woman.
18:48 ROB: Brittany?
18:49 Not one real friend.
18:50 ROB: Anywhere around, Brittany?
18:52 I'm fine.
18:56 What is she doing?
18:58 I don't think she realizes that I'm in the car,
19:00 because I've got blacked out windows.
19:01 STEELO: Oh, man!
19:02 ROB: Ah, hey.
19:03 STEELO: That's not your car?
19:04 ROB: Hey, hey.
19:05 [HONK] Oh!
19:06 Oh, oh!
19:07 You a crazy person to begin with.
19:09 That is so funny!
19:10 that is somebody else's car?
19:11 There's nothing even in the background, like— ROB: In the parking lot.
19:14 --worth catching.
19:14 [HONK] ROB: Oh, oh!
19:16 God.
19:17 There you have it for Snap Attacks.
19:21 [APPLAUSE] Look, I've never been fish slapped, OK.
19:26 Fish slapped?
19:26 Like with a fish?
19:27 That sounds so humbling.
19:29 Yeah, yeah.
19:29 Fish slaps.
19:29 STEELO: Yeah.
19:30 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
19:31 It's like a better— Disrespectful.
19:33 But would that be on the same line as bitch slapped?
19:37 Oh, OK.
19:38 Man, you either got to fully— STEELO: Commit.
19:41 -you got— listen, you gotta either say B slapped,
19:46 what you can't do is whisper it.
19:50 Still got heard.
19:54 If it's whispered, it's OK.
19:56 No, no.
19:57 It's like when you hold a fish and it's not quite dead.
19:59 A fish?
20:00 Where— where did the fish come from?
20:01 And it's wet.
20:02 Why are you even smacking me with fish?
20:03 Like, that's crazy.
20:05 It's wet and slimy, too.
20:06 Yeah.
20:06 ROB: Yeah.
20:06 And you smell funny after.
20:07 That's disrespectful.
20:08 Yeah.
20:08 And that's going to stay there for a while, yeah.
20:10 That's it, but— Get in your nose hairs.
20:12 --you know, it is the— it is the fish just— just trying to survive.
20:15 You know what I mean?
20:16 That is his only defense mechanism.
20:17 I don't use me.
20:18 ROB: That's it.
20:19 All I do is fish slap.
20:20 I'm in— I'm out— I'm in air.
20:21 OK?
20:22 I can't breathe.
20:23 I can't breathe.
20:24 I need to beat you to get back to water.
20:25 Yes.
20:26 You know?
20:27 This category right here is all people getting hit in the face by fish.
20:31 Take a look at Fins to the Face.
20:34 Man, used as a weapon?
20:36 I just got up here.
20:37 ROB: Oh.
20:38 STEELO: Oh, that's too much fish for you.
20:40 ROB: No.
20:40 but— oh!
20:41 STEELO: That's too much fish for you, boy.
20:42 ROB: That's too much.
20:43 STEELO: Look.
20:44 That's too much.
20:45 Put it down.
20:46 You got to know how to grab it.
20:47 It's too much fish for you.
20:48 He can't handle it.
20:51 Oh, wow!
20:52 ROB: Oh!
20:52 oh!
20:53 A flyby is crazy.
20:54 ROB: Man.
20:55 Just found her face.
20:57 Oh, and he hit her hard.
20:58 Don't come around these parts.
20:59 He punched her!
21:00 I've never seen a fish punch, but that was a fish punch.
21:03 Oh!
21:05 You OK, babe?
21:06 Are you OK, babe?
21:07 STEELO: You OK, babe?
21:08 Who's calling?
21:09 ROB: Who's calling?
21:10 Oh, oh, OK.
21:11 What's that?
21:12 STEELO: Shut up.
21:13 Shut up.
21:14 That's OK though.
21:14 Listen, that was a bitch slap.
21:16 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.
21:16 Yeah.
21:17 STEELO: He definitely backed finned him.
21:18 I've never seen a fish's booty hole.
21:19 STEELO: Oh, you haven't?
21:20 I've never seen that.
21:21 You guys have seen that before?
21:22 That's where they lay the caviar.
21:23 Yeah, the caviar.
21:24 They get it out of there.
21:25 OK.
21:26 Yeah.
21:28 Never eaten that caviar?
21:29 ROB: Oh, man.
21:30 Have you've never seen them, like, in a video, like, take the caviar out?
21:32 No.
21:32 ROB: Hey, have you ever had—- Oh, really?
21:33 --have you ever had caviar?
21:34 I've had it, like, on sushi probably.
21:36 I— like, I don't like it, so.
21:37 Listen, I don't like fish.
21:42 I love that.
21:44 She loves animals so much.
21:45 She feels guilty now talking about she admit— She admitted she ate sushi.
21:49 Eating fish babies.
21:50 I had it on sushi, goddamn it.
21:51 No.
21:51 It's something— ROB: I never told them I eat sushi.
21:54 Oh, look, they just come out of that little hole.
21:56 STEELO: They do out of that hole for sure.
21:57 And it's a crazy sight to see them come out.
22:00 That is crazy.
22:01 Oh.
22:03 ROB: OK, everybody's afraid.
22:04 Oh, god!
22:04 STEELO: Oh, god.
22:05 Man.
22:05 ROB: Oh, man.
22:06 STEELO: Somebody crying.
22:07 ROB: Oh, man.
22:08 Those girls are already traumatized.
22:09 ROB: She was already traumatized, and a beast came and got her.
22:12 Ah!
22:13 He got him so good.
22:14 ROB: Hit him, like, three times.
22:17 Look at!
22:18 STEELO: That's crazy how much, if you think of it.
22:19 Look at how much he gets hit, man.
22:21 That man gets— just, burnt!
22:24 Ah!
22:25 Wah!
22:27 ROB: This is just a trip no one is ever going to want to do again.
22:30 There you have it for Fins to the Face.
22:33 You get fish slapped.
22:35 OK, cartwheels.
22:37 If we all three did them and the crowd judged,
22:41 who would win with the nicest cartwheel?
22:45 I could do a cartwheel.
22:46 OK.
22:46 I could do cartwheel.
22:47 Could you?
22:48 I have a pretty good cartwheel, yeah.
22:50 I was about to just throw y'all out of the picture, and be like, yeah, me.
22:53 Easy.
22:53 And then she jumped in and was like, I have a good cartwheel.
22:56 I was like, shocking.
22:56 I believe you.
22:57 Shocking.
22:59 He was, like, in the middle of this motion of, like, saying himself.
23:02 Right.
23:03 And as— as he was motioning to— Yeah.
23:05 --it and getting ready to deliver, you ran him right over.
23:08 Yeah.
23:08 Because, in my head, I heard her say she doesn't do anything athletic.
23:11 Right.
23:11 Sports.
23:12 So then you throw out a cartwheel, I'm like, all right, Carly, I got this.
23:15 Yeah, I could— maybe I oversold how good the cartwheel would be.
23:19 I don't know how it—- Yeah, yeah.
23:20 --like, came out.
23:21 But I can do one, but it's not going to be, like— like a gymnast vibe.
23:25 ROB: Yeah.
23:26 Like if you could do it— I'm not a gymnast now either.
23:29 OK?
23:30 You made that uncomfortable.
23:31 ROB: Hey, hey, you know.
23:34 At first I was like, oh, she's like, I'm not a gymnast, man.
23:37 Man, I— look, you went from easily number one to then she was like, I got this.
23:42 And she's like, I'm not sure.
23:43 I'm not a gymnast.
23:44 Then like, oh, neither am I.
23:45 He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:46 I'm second.
23:47 Guess what, I am, OK?
23:50 I would just— yeah, ha!
23:52 My legs would be straight.
23:54 Like, glutes locked— STEELO: Yeah.
23:55 There you go.
23:56 Legs would pop, pop.
23:56 Pop, pop.
23:57 Right?
23:58 Like, straight over top of each other, dead line.
24:00 OK, respect.
24:02 So anyway, I felt like I won.
24:03 You did.
24:04 You did.
24:05 But the truth is, you know, anytime you get to spinning a cartwheel,
24:09 you got to make sure the whole area is clear.
24:11 You do.
24:11 You know what I mean?
24:12 Cause someone will pop into a cartwheel and then just smash somebody.
24:16 Yeah.
24:17 Just like everybody in this category, Cartwheel Collateral.
24:21 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh!
24:27 STEELO: Oh, Lord!
24:28 ROB: Oh, man.
24:29 STEELO: Is that his girlfriend he brought home for Thanksgiving?
24:32 He's like, honey, my dad doesn't normally do that.
24:35 [SCREAMS] ROB: Oh!
24:36 Oh, my god.
24:37 ROB: All right.
24:38 OK.
24:39 She's fine.
24:40 I'm going to take your girl now.
24:41 STEELO: Yeah, I'm— I'ma touch her.
24:42 It becomes creepy.
24:45 OK, we got a— oh!
24:46 Oh!
24:47 Oh, my god!
24:48 ROB: Got caught in a blender.
24:50 STEELO: Yeah, kicked him up.
24:51 Oh, wow!
24:52 That cat just kept running.
24:53 Like, as if, like, it time traveled.
24:55 And that cat will beat her up forever after this.
24:57 Yeah.
24:59 STEELO: You know who it is.
25:00 ROB: Oh, man.
25:01 Oh, man!
25:02 STEELO: That was slow.
25:03 ROB: Trust me, they're fine.
25:05 That's a Jersey shore, for sure.
25:07 Man, that's it when you jump into the line of fire on the Jersey shore.
25:11 Oh.
25:13 Taking the hit.
25:14 There you have it for Cartwheel Collateral.
25:17 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]