SRAM S.03 EP.05: 2026. #sramhr

0:00 I was thinking we could have a double date at Ivan's place.

0:03 Is that OK?

0:04 -Sure.

0:05 What is it, you moron?

0:07 What?!

0:11 Please, explain to me what that was.

0:13 Hey.

0:13 -You're already here?

0:14 -You're Ema?

0:15 -And I'm Lovro.

0:17 Let's go the gas station to get some booze.

0:18 Dude, where are you taking me?

0:20 I'm freezing here.

0:22 We're breaking in?

0:24 -We're visiting.

0:34 SHAME MONDAY 16:45 Hey.

0:49 -Hello, gorgeous.

0:51 You doing OK?

0:52 -Yeah.

0:53 -You?

0:53 -Well, you see me, don't you?

0:58 You left school early today?

1:00 -How do you know?

1:01 I happened to see you.

1:03 -Oh!

1:03 So you're following me around?

1:05 No.

1:06 -Fine.

1:06 -It really was by accident.

1:08 Now I have to be careful where I go.

1:12 -Come on now.

1:15 You've been waiting long?

1:17 -No, for about an hour.

1:19 Well, the tram...

1:22 -It's fine.

1:23 -I'm sorry.

1:26 That's it.

1:27 -That's not it, that's a playground.

1:29 Oh!

1:29 -Hold this bag.

1:31 -Right.

1:32 This is where my huge career began.

1:36 Yours?

1:37 -Yeah.

1:37 Check this out.

1:43 I mean, I'm out of shape.

1:45 -Yeah.

1:46 I can tell.

1:47 Well, I'll get it back.

1:49 -Now I'll have to play as well?

1:51 No, don't worry.

1:52 That would be a cliché.

1:54 -Fine then.

1:55 Please, hand me that bag.

1:58 -Sure.

2:03 What're you doing?

2:05 -No worries, just look towards the roof.

2:07 -Why?

2:08 Just do it.

2:10 Trust me.

2:18 What're you doing, anyway?

2:21 -Nothing.

2:23 You're drawing?

2:24 Dude, come on!

2:25 At least, don't draw me.

2:27 -No, no.

2:31 (It would be OK if you replied.) (I really don't get

2:36 what's going on.) (You left me with a girl I barely know,

2:38 and took off with her boyfriend.) (And now,

2:40 you're not even texting me back.) Don't frown while I'm drawing you.

2:58 You normally draw people that you, like, hook up with?

3:05 You're asking if I hooked up with other guys?

3:08 And if I drew them?

3:11 No, like...

3:12 -No, no.

3:14 Actually, I did have someone before Sonja.

3:17 -Yeah?

3:18 It's all the same to me.

3:21 What do you mean, all the same?

3:23 It doesn't matter, it's all about the vibe.

3:26 What, you're jealous?

3:28 No, I'm not jealous.

3:30 -He was great.

3:32 -Yeah.

3:33 I mean, at that time Sonja was more interesting.

3:40 And, like...

3:43 When a guy's more interesting than Sonja, for example, random.

3:51 Random.

3:52 -Would you, like...

3:54 Leave Sonja for a dude?

3:59 Maybe I would.

4:02 -Maybe.

4:04 Give it time.

4:05 You know some guy was recently attacked in Maksimir?

4:10 -Why?

4:11 He was meeting his boyfriend.

4:14 -What?

4:16 That's the look I need on your face.

4:19 Good job.

4:19 Stay like that.

4:21 I thought you wanted to draw me happy.

4:24 -You're cute when you're pensive.

4:27 TUESDAY 10:12 Hey.

6:10 -Hey, dude.

6:11 How did the test go?

6:13 Fine, I might get a C.

6:15 Why aren't you at school?

6:17 I stayed home.

6:18 Oh, I met Ema.

6:20 She said you're ghosting her.

6:22 You OK?

6:23 Yeah, I'm OK now.

6:25 You sure?

6:26 Something happened?

6:27 -No, nothing happened.

6:29 It's all good.

6:31 You're being weird.

6:33 You've been running away lately.

6:37 Running away?

6:39 -Yeah, like disappearing.

6:41 From parties and stuff.

6:43 Something happen with your folks?

6:46 -No.

6:47 I mean, same as usual.

6:50 You sure?

6:51 -Yeah.

6:52 -You know you told me first when they got divorced.

6:57 So, if you need anything, I'm here.

7:00 -I know.

7:01 Really.

7:02 Don't make me worry like an idiot.

7:06 -OK, see you tomorrow.

7:08 Bye.

7:08 -Ciao.

7:13 Hey!

7:14 -Hey!

7:15 TUESDAY 15:13 What're you doing?

7:21 Following a new fitness regime.

7:24 -All right.

7:28 It's not all right.

7:31 I'm dead.

7:38 F*ck!

7:40 That's like...

7:42 -Hold that.

7:44 You're trying to get some muscle?

7:48 -Yeah.

7:49 To get stronger.

7:51 Tighter.

7:51 All at once.

7:55 Like, if someone attacks you?

7:58 -Ha?

7:58 Why would anyone attack me?

8:01 -In the street.

8:03 What, 'cos I'm gay?

8:05 -Right, bad joke.

8:07 Sorry.

8:07 -It kinda is.

8:09 -Sorry.

8:10 Oh, Lovro.

8:13 I'm back in the market.

8:15 I left Karlo.

8:16 That's a good thing?

8:18 -It's good for me.

8:21 Then I'm happy.

8:22 -Yeah, thanks.

8:25 Someone left you some kind of letter under the door.

8:29 What, to get drafted?

8:31 -What drafting?

8:33 -No idea.

8:36 Who even sends mail these days anyway?

8:38 -No idea.

8:39 What, you open my mail?

8:42 -It looked dodgy, I wanted to protect you.

8:52 What are you hiding?

8:56 I saw that somebody drew you.

8:59 Who sent you that?

9:01 -This guy from school, for a project.

9:06 Project?

9:07 -Yeah.

9:08 An Art project in a chemistry high school?

9:12 Advanced stuff.

9:13 They put us together with another grade, different major.

9:20 What, somebody, like, liked you so they chose you, or?

9:27 No, it was random pairing.

9:29 No idea how random it is, he really nailed you.

9:34 You look great.

9:36 What, I look awful!

9:38 -What?!

9:42 No idea, it really seems like he tried hard.

9:47 What, he wants to go to Art academy, or what?

9:51 No, no idea.

9:52 I mean, I don't know the guy.

9:57 If someone drew me like this, I would be really thankful.

10:02 What, you said that he would deliver it to you?

10:06 Don't you have anything else to do?

10:09 You're annoying.

10:13 Why don't we put this here on the fridge?

10:16 That'd be so cool.

10:17 -No way.

10:18 I'm getting rid of that.

10:20 -Why would you get rid of it?

10:22 Don't be so radical.

10:26 Truth be told, it's all sh*t.

10:28 WEDNESDAY 10:10 My old man says that's not even like real army.

10:31 Fine, but you're going?

10:32 -Of course I am.

10:33 -Then we're going together.

10:35 There's no way I'm going.

10:36 If I have to, I'll do civil service.

10:39 Come on, don't be a pus*y.

10:40 -You're such a wuss!

10:41 Why would I be a wuss if I don't want to serve in the army?

10:44 Dude, just do the military service and stop bullsh*tting.

10:47 Don't be a wuss.

10:48 -If a war breaks out, my guys are going anyway.

10:51 And you fancy boys are gonna stay at home, scratching your ba*ls.

10:55 Come on, country boy.

10:56 Lovro, you joining us or the wuss in civil service?

11:00 Truth be told, I'm a one man army.

11:03 -Jeez!

11:04 There's no chance in hell I'm coming with you.

11:05 The stuff you say.

11:07 -Why do we even hang with these guys?

11:10 Yeah, really.

11:10 Oh, right.

11:11 Mario's brother has a ton of pot.

11:16 You hear that?

11:17 -They're not getting a crumb more.

11:19 They couldn't live an hour without pot.

11:21 -Literally.

11:22 Dude, you couldn't handle two push-ups without pot.

11:24 Cut the cr*p!

11:25 Look at yourself!

11:27 What?

11:28 -Come on, bro?

11:30 You can't do anything...

11:32 You think you can do more push-ups than me?

11:34 -I don't think, I know.

11:36 20 on Filip.

11:37 -No way, Jakov's gonna destroy him.

11:39 -We're on.

11:40 Get on the ground.

11:41 -Get on the stairs.

11:42 Come on, let's go.

11:44 -Let's go, I'm counting.

11:46 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

11:48 -Jakov, they won't even let you into civil service.

11:51 -Shut up.

11:52 10, 11, 12, 13.

11:54 (Join me behind the food court.) 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

12:01 Guys, it's hard to look at you, -See you.

12:05 24, 26, 27.

12:06 -Jakov, destroy him.

12:08 28, 29, 30, 31.

12:10 I get 20 euro.

12:16 Hey.

12:17 Let's go somewhere else, there's people here.

12:23 Someone's gonna see us.

12:43 Come on.

12:44 We'll meet behind school.

12:46 Just leave a couple of minutes after me.

13:07 THURSDAY 15:10 (I'm coming in 15.

13:15 You already in the city?

13:18 -Yeah, I'm waiting for you.) Lovro!

13:24 Hey.

13:25 -Hey.

13:25 You are so crazy.

13:27 -Just messing with you a little.

13:30 Come on, come down here.

13:32 -Down?

13:33 -Yeah.

13:33 -Coming.

13:45 Hey.

13:46 -Hey.

13:53 How come you're here?

13:54 -What, you want me to leave?

13:56 -No.

13:57 I came to surprise you.

13:59 You owe me.

14:00 -What?

14:00 -You need to show me your spot.

14:03 Right?

14:04 OK.

14:04 -Right?

14:05 -Let's go.

14:06 But I won't tell you where we're going.

14:09 Let's go.

14:10 -Let's go.

14:11 Careful.

14:14 Look at that pigeon.

14:16 You like messing with me like this?

14:19 -I had to see your neighbourhood.

14:23 Here we are, the spot.

14:26 -Wow.

14:27 -Yeah.

14:28 -Nice.

14:28 -Right?

14:30 An ideal spot for a sniper.

14:34 Yeah.

14:34 -Or a spy.

14:36 -Right.

14:38 Don't worry, you're safe here.

14:41 But, maybe.

14:46 And so, you come here to fantasize?

14:50 -I think, yeah.

14:52 -You think?

14:53 About what?

14:55 Doesn't matter.

14:57 No, really.

15:01 You wanna light one up?

15:04 -No, I just stopped by to see you, so...

15:08 OK.

15:09 I'll roll one up.

15:16 I'll...

15:17 -Come on, I don't have people here very often.

15:38 I like you, Lovro.

15:45 You don't have to say anything.

15:52 And...

15:53 Now what?

15:58 Nothing.

16:00 See you tomorrow?

16:03 -OK.

16:04 -Tomorrow night?

16:05 -Sure.

16:11 Save one for tomorrow.

16:13 I have to run.

16:16 Bye.

16:17 -Ciao.

16:32 (How long are you gonna just read my texts?) (If there's an issue, tell me.

16:38 F*ck you.) FRIDAY 18:41 (Please, if you have time,

16:52 I wanted to talk to you.) Why are you texting me?

17:04 I'm right next door.

17:05 Hey, can we talk?

17:08 -Yes.

17:09 -If you have time.

17:12 -I do.

17:16 Is everything OK?

17:17 -Yeah.

17:17 -OK, thank god.

17:19 Jeez, what a mess.

17:25 You know that drawing?

17:27 The one you got under the door?

17:31 -Yeah.

17:31 -OK.

17:32 The guy that drew me...

17:36 You were right.

17:40 We've been seeing each other.

17:42 Like...

17:42 We've been going out.

17:46 OK.

17:49 I don't know.

17:51 -What?

17:52 I mean, how long?

17:54 -Not long, but...

17:56 I have no idea what to do, or how to act.

18:00 What's this, anyway?

18:01 Why, how are you supposed to act?

18:04 -I don't know, I'm like disgusted, but I also, kinda, like it.

18:10 I have no idea what to do right now.

18:19 What's his name?

18:22 -Ivan.

18:22 -Ivan?

18:23 OK.

18:24 And you like Ivan?

18:28 I guess.

18:29 -That's great, it's wonderful.

18:34 Yeah, and?

18:36 Have you...

18:37 Are you...

18:39 Like, I have no idea if we're in a relationship or what.

18:45 You're scared of that?

18:47 -I'm not afraid of that.

18:51 -Then what?

18:54 I'm not even gay.

18:57 Like...

18:57 -Thank you for telling me.

19:00 I mean, been there, done that.

19:02 I get you.

19:03 It's scary.

19:04 You're confused.

19:05 It's not the same.

19:07 -What exactly?

19:08 -It's just a phase.

19:10 -Maybe it's not.

19:12 It's just my business.

19:14 -What's your business?

19:16 All of that.

19:18 Like, whether I'm gay or not.

19:21 It's my business.

19:23 What are you doing?

19:24 Why are you fidgeting around?

19:26 Please, sit down.

19:27 You're getting on my nerves.

19:35 Your business?

19:36 -Yes.

19:37 -OK.

19:40 I have to disappoint you,

19:42 but the fact you're mentioning disgust just means you're scared and ashamed.

19:48 -No, I'm not!

19:49 I told you.

19:51 OK, fine.

19:52 Could you imagine you and, what was his name?

19:56 -Ivan.

19:56 -Ivan.

19:57 That you and Ivan stopped by at my restaurant

20:00 and that you kissed across the table like every other straight couple?

20:04 No, I mean, why would anyone kiss in a restaurant?

20:06 -'Cos you love each other.

20:09 Because you graduated, you're enjoying yourselves, it's a nice day,

20:13 you had a great meal, and you just wanna kiss him?

20:15 It's not my priority, or my personality.

20:18 -What personality?

20:19 -You know.

20:19 I don't wear make-up, or just talk about guys,

20:24 and when you see a guy in the street, you know he's gay.

20:27 And think, someone should beat him up.

20:29 -Yes!

20:29 You mean, like me!

20:31 -No!

20:31 Not like that!

20:32 -OK, fine.

20:33 I didn't mean...

20:34 -It's OK, thank you!

20:35 Not OK, but you said what you said.

20:40 I don't wear eyeliner just because I want to push someone's buttons.

20:48 Fine.

20:49 -I kiss a guy in the street 'cos I love him.

20:54 Understand?

20:57 And yes, people will say all kinds of stuff about you.

20:59 And think stuff.

21:00 'Cos it's easier to think about other people's lives than your own.

21:04 Because, unfortunately, for people like you,

21:07 it's really hard to understand that to be who

21:09 you are is the hardest thing in the world, and it takes courage.

21:15 Courage that, at this moment, you don't have.

21:20 I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

21:21 -No!

21:21 You meant what you said.

21:23 No!

21:23 -I don't want to talk to you anymore!

21:27 -Sorry!

21:40 F*ck!

21:42 Sh*t!

21:51 FRIDAY 21:07 (Did you forget?) Are you crazy?

22:54 I should've listened to my mum when she told me to get a thicker jacket.

22:57 SATURDAY 15:22 -Guys, I ranked 13th in the Sudoku state championship.

23:02 Ema is down there.

23:04 -Yeah?

23:05 Really?

23:10 I'll be right back.

23:11 -Take your time.

23:14 He sees a girl, and ditches us in a second.

23:18 -Come on, leave him alone.

23:20 House broken!

23:22 -House broken!

23:29 You practicing?

23:30 -I'll be right back.

23:37 I know, I was an asshole.

23:39 I shouldn't have ghosted you.

23:41 Ghosting?

23:42 That's our biggest issue right now?

23:45 If you want, we can...

23:47 -Yeah, we can.

23:48 It's all sorted now.

23:52 I don't know what else to tell you.

23:55 -How about the truth?

23:57 But, I told you the truth.

24:00 Could you at least try to be honest?

24:02 -I told you I'm sorry.

24:03 And the rest?

24:04 Sorry for cheating on you.

24:06 What?

24:07 -Sonja told me everything.

24:08 She figured out your texts.

24:10 Whose?

24:10 -Yours and Ivan's!

24:12 -What are you talking about?

24:15 -Come on, Lovro!

24:19 It's 2026!

24:20 -OK.

24:21 -2026.

24:21 Did you have to get me in front of your mom,

24:26 introduce us, just to show you're straight?

24:29 Are you for real?

24:30 Who does that?

24:31 -You trust her more than me?

24:34 -Please!

24:34 -Bye, guys.

24:35 See you.

24:36 Stop!

24:36 -Leave me alone!

24:37 -Please!

24:38 Ema, please!

24:39 -Lovro!

24:39 -Did she tell someone?

24:42 Ask her, I have no idea.

24:44 -Please, let's talk.

24:46 -Lovro...

24:47 I have no idea what to tell you.

24:48 I have no idea how this works with you.

24:49 Be out!

24:50 Don't be!

24:51 That's not my problem anymore!

24:53 Just...

24:53 You know how messed up it is, for someone to do this to you?

24:59 Please, don't do this to someone else.

25:01 Don't string someone else along.

25:03 That's it.

25:06 (He was stylish even as a kid.

25:11 Collected Madonna and Kylie.) (He only wore

25:16 pink All Star shoes.) (All of our moms

25:21 loved him.) (I knew the kid was for me.) I'll be right back.

25:26 -Are you OK?

25:28 Ema.

25:28 -What?

25:29 You broke up?

25:31 -Yes.

25:32 Where are you off to?

25:33 -I'm going for a smoke, need to be alone.

25:35 Be right back.

25:40 (Gay!

25:40 My boyfriend is gay!

25:42 My boyfriend is gay!) (My boyfriend is gay!

25:49 My boyfriend is gay!) (Everyone says gay is OK.

26:08 My boyfriend is gay!

26:10 My boyfriend is gay!) (Everyone says gay is OK.)

26:13 (My boyfriend is gay.) Translation and subtitling: Tea Tudja