SRAM S.03 EP.05: 2026. #sramhr
SRAM
0:00 I was thinking we could have a double date at Ivan's place.
0:03 Is that OK? -Sure.
0:05 What is it, you moron? What?!
0:11 Please, explain to me what that was.
0:13 Hey. -You're already here? -You're Ema? -And I'm Lovro.
0:17 Let's go the gas station to get some booze.
0:18 Dude, where are you taking me? I'm freezing here.
0:22 We're breaking in? -We're visiting.
0:34 SHAME
0:40 MONDAY 16:45
0:48 Hey. -Hello, gorgeous.
0:51 You doing OK? -Yeah. -You? -Well, you see me, don't you?
0:58 You left school early today? -How do you know?
1:01 I happened to see you. -Oh! So you're following me around?
1:05 No. -Fine. -It really was by accident.
1:08 Now I have to be careful where I go. -Come on now.
1:15 You've been waiting long? -No, for about an hour.
1:19 Well, the tram... -It's fine. -I'm sorry.
1:26 That's it. -That's not it, that's a playground.
1:29 Oh! -Hold this bag. -Right.
1:32 This is where my huge career began.
1:36 Yours? -Yeah. Check this out.
1:43 I mean, I'm out of shape. -Yeah. I can tell.
1:47 Well, I'll get it back. -Now I'll have to play as well?
1:51 No, don't worry. That would be a cliché. -Fine then.
1:55 Please, hand me that bag. -Sure.
2:03 What're you doing? -No worries, just look towards the roof. -Why?
2:08 Just do it. Trust me.
2:18 What're you doing, anyway? -Nothing.
2:23 You're drawing? Dude, come on! At least, don't draw me. -No, no.
2:31 (It would be OK if you replied.)
2:35 (I really don't get what's going on.)
2:37 (You left me with a girl I barely know, and took off with her boyfriend.)
2:39 (And now, you're not even texting me back.)
2:49 Don't frown while I'm drawing you.
2:58 You normally
3:00 draw people that you, like, hook up with?
3:05 You're asking if I hooked up with other guys? And if I drew them?
3:11 No, like... -No, no.
3:14 Actually, I did have someone before Sonja. -Yeah?
3:18 It's all the same to me.
3:21 What do you mean, all the same?
3:23 It doesn't matter, it's all about the vibe. What, you're jealous?
3:28 No, I'm not jealous. -He was great. -Yeah.
3:33 I mean, at that time Sonja was more interesting.
3:40 And, like...
3:43 When a guy's more interesting than Sonja, for example, random.
3:51 Random. -Would you, like... Leave Sonja for a dude?
3:59 Maybe I would. -Maybe.
4:04 Give it time.
4:05 You know some guy was recently attacked in Maksimir? -Why?
4:11 He was meeting his boyfriend. -What?
4:16 That's the look I need on your face. Good job. Stay like that.
4:21 I thought you wanted to draw me happy. -You're cute when you're pensive.
4:27 TUESDAY 10:12
6:09 Hey. -Hey, dude. How did the test go?
6:13 Fine, I might get a C. Why aren't you at school?
6:17 I stayed home. Oh, I met Ema. She said you're ghosting her. You OK?
6:23 Yeah, I'm OK now.
6:25 You sure? Something happened? -No, nothing happened. It's all good.
6:31 You're being weird. You've been running away lately.
6:37 Running away? -Yeah, like disappearing. From parties and stuff.
6:43 Something happen with your folks? -No. I mean, same as usual.
6:50 You sure? -Yeah. -You know you told me first when they got divorced.
6:57 So, if you need anything, I'm here. -I know. Really.
7:02 Don't make me worry like an idiot. -OK, see you tomorrow. Bye. -Ciao.
7:13 Hey! -Hey! TUESDAY 15:13
7:18 What're you doing?
7:21 Following a new fitness regime. -All right.
7:28 It's not all right. I'm dead.
7:38 F*ck!
7:40 That's like... -Hold that.
7:44 You're trying to get some muscle? -Yeah. To get stronger. Tighter. All at once.
7:55 Like, if someone attacks you? -Ha? Why would anyone attack me? -In the street.
8:03 What, 'cos I'm gay? -Right, bad joke. Sorry. -It kinda is. -Sorry.
8:10 Oh, Lovro.
8:13 I'm back in the market. I left Karlo.
8:16 That's a good thing? -It's good for me.
8:21 Then I'm happy. -Yeah, thanks.
8:25 Someone left you some kind of letter under the door.
8:29 What, to get drafted? -What drafting? -No idea.
8:36 Who even sends mail these days anyway? -No idea.
8:39 What, you open my mail? -It looked dodgy, I wanted to protect you.
8:52 What are you hiding?
8:56 I saw that somebody drew you.
8:59 Who sent you that? -This guy from school, for a project.
9:06 Project? -Yeah.
9:08 An Art project in a chemistry high school? Advanced stuff.
9:13 They put us together with another grade, different major.
9:20 What, somebody, like, liked you so they chose you, or?
9:27 No, it was random pairing.
9:29 No idea how random it is, he really nailed you. You look great.
9:36 What, I look awful! -What?!
9:42 No idea, it really seems like he tried hard.
9:47 What, he wants to go to Art academy, or what?
9:51 No, no idea. I mean, I don't know the guy.
9:57 If someone drew me like this, I would be really thankful.
10:02 What, you said that he would deliver it to you?
10:06 Don't you have anything else to do? You're annoying.
10:13 Why don't we put this here on the fridge? That'd be so cool. -No way.
10:18 I'm getting rid of that. -Why would you get rid of it? Don't be so radical.
10:26 Truth be told, it's all sh*t. WEDNESDAY 10:10
10:28 My old man says that's not even like real army.
10:31 Fine, but you're going? -Of course I am. -Then we're going together.
10:35 There's no way I'm going. If I have to, I'll do civil service.
10:39 Come on, don't be a pus*y. -You're such a wuss!
10:41 Why would I be a wuss if I don't want to serve in the army?
10:44 Dude, just do the military service and stop bullsh*tting.
10:47 Don't be a wuss. -If a war breaks out, my guys are going anyway.
10:51 And you fancy boys are gonna stay at home, scratching your ba*ls.
10:55 Come on, country boy. Lovro, you joining us or the wuss in civil service?
11:00 Truth be told, I'm a one man army. -Jeez!
11:04 There's no chance in hell I'm coming with you.
11:05 The stuff you say. -Why do we even hang with these guys?
11:10 Yeah, really. Oh, right. Mario's brother has a ton of pot.
11:16 You hear that? -They're not getting a crumb more.
11:19 They couldn't live an hour without pot. -Literally.
11:22 Dude, you couldn't handle two push-ups without pot.
11:24 Cut the cr*p! Look at yourself!
11:27 What? -Come on, bro? You can't do anything...
11:32 You think you can do more push-ups than me? -I don't think, I know.
11:36 20 on Filip. -No way, Jakov's gonna destroy him. -We're on.
11:40 Get on the ground. -Get on the stairs.
11:42 Come on, let's go. -Let's go, I'm counting.
11:46 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. -Jakov, they won't even let you into civil service. -Shut up.
11:52 10, 11, 12, 13. (Join me behind the food court.)
11:56 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
12:01 Guys, it's hard to look at you, -See you. 24, 26, 27. -Jakov, destroy him.
12:08 28, 29, 30, 31. I get 20 euro.
12:16 Hey. Let's go somewhere else, there's people here.
12:23 Someone's gonna see us.
12:43 Come on. We'll meet behind school. Just leave a couple of minutes after me.
13:07 THURSDAY 15:10
13:13 (I'm coming in 15. You already in the city? -Yeah, I'm waiting for you.)
13:22 Lovro!
13:24 Hey. -Hey. You are so crazy. -Just messing with you a little.
13:30 Come on, come down here. -Down? -Yeah. -Coming.
13:45 Hey. -Hey.
13:53 How come you're here? -What, you want me to leave? -No.
13:57 I came to surprise you. You owe me. -What? -You need to show me your spot.
14:03 Right? OK. -Right? -Let's go. But I won't tell you where we're going.
14:09 Let's go. -Let's go. Careful.
14:14 Look at that pigeon.
14:16 You like messing with me like this? -I had to see your neighbourhood.
14:23 Here we are, the spot. -Wow. -Yeah. -Nice. -Right?
14:30 An ideal spot for a sniper.
14:34 Yeah. -Or a spy. -Right.
14:38 Don't worry, you're safe here. But, maybe.
14:46 And so, you come here to fantasize? -I think, yeah. -You think? About what?
14:55 Doesn't matter. No, really.
15:01 You wanna light one up? -No, I just stopped by to see you, so...
15:08 OK. I'll roll one up.
15:16 I'll... -Come on, I don't have people here very often.
15:38 I like you, Lovro.
15:45 You don't have to say anything.
15:52 And... Now what?
15:58 Nothing.
16:00 See you tomorrow? -OK. -Tomorrow night? -Sure.
16:11 Save one for tomorrow. I have to run. Bye. -Ciao.
16:32 (How long are you gonna just read my texts?)
16:35 (If there's an issue, tell me. F*ck you.)
16:43 FRIDAY 18:41
16:51 (Please, if you have time, I wanted to talk to you.)
17:03 Why are you texting me? I'm right next door.
17:05 Hey, can we talk? -Yes. -If you have time. -I do.
17:16 Is everything OK? -Yeah. -OK, thank god. Jeez, what a mess.
17:25 You know that drawing?
17:27 The one you got under the door? -Yeah. -OK.
17:32 The guy that drew me...
17:36 You were right.
17:40 We've been seeing each other. Like... We've been going out.
17:46 OK.
17:49 I don't know. -What? I mean, how long? -Not long, but...
17:56 I have no idea what to do, or how to act. What's this, anyway?
18:01 Why, how are you supposed to act? -I don't know, I'm like disgusted,
18:07 but I also, kinda, like it. I have no idea what to do right now.
18:19 What's his name? -Ivan. -Ivan? OK. And you like Ivan?
18:28 I guess. -That's great, it's wonderful.
18:34 Yeah, and? Have you... Are you...
18:39 Like, I have no idea if we're in a relationship or what.
18:45 You're scared of that? -I'm not afraid of that. -Then what?
18:54 I'm not even gay. Like... -Thank you for telling me.
19:00 I mean, been there, done that. I get you. It's scary. You're confused.
19:05 It's not the same. -What exactly? -It's just a phase. -Maybe it's not.
19:12 It's just my business. -What's your business?
19:16 All of that. Like, whether I'm gay or not. It's my business.
19:23 What are you doing? Why are you fidgeting around?
19:26 Please, sit down. You're getting on my nerves.
19:35 Your business? -Yes. -OK.
19:40 I have to disappoint you, but the fact you're mentioning disgust
19:46 just means you're scared and ashamed. -No, I'm not! I told you.
19:51 OK, fine. Could you imagine you and, what was his name? -Ivan. -Ivan.
19:57 That you and Ivan stopped by at my restaurant and
20:00 that you kissed across the table like every other straight couple?
20:04 No, I mean, why would anyone kiss in a restaurant? -'Cos you love each other.
20:09 Because you graduated, you're enjoying yourselves, it's a nice day,
20:13 you had a great meal, and you just wanna kiss him?
20:15 It's not my priority, or my personality. -What personality? -You know.
20:19 I don't wear make-up, or just talk about guys,
20:24 and when you see a guy in the street, you know he's gay.
20:27 And think, someone should beat him up. -Yes!
20:29 You mean, like me! -No! Not like that! -OK, fine.
20:33 I didn't mean... -It's OK, thank you! Not OK, but you said what you said.
20:40 I don't wear eyeliner just because I want to push someone's buttons.
20:48 Fine. -I kiss a guy in the street 'cos I love him.
20:54 Understand?
20:57 And yes, people will say all kinds of stuff about you. And think stuff.
21:00 'Cos it's easier to think about other people's lives than your own.
21:04 Because, unfortunately, for people like you,
21:07 it's really hard to understand that to be who you are
21:10 is the hardest thing in the world, and it takes courage.
21:15 Courage that, at this moment, you don't have.
21:20 I'm sorry, I didn't mean... -No! You meant what you said.
21:23 No! -I don't want to talk to you anymore! -Sorry!
21:40 F*ck! Sh*t!
21:51 FRIDAY 21:07
21:54 (Did you forget?)
22:21 Are you crazy?
22:54 I should've listened to my mum when she told me to get a thicker jacket.
22:57 SATURDAY 15:22 -Guys, I ranked 13th in the Sudoku state championship.
23:02 Ema is down there. -Yeah?
23:05 Really?
23:10 I'll be right back. -Take your time.
23:14 He sees a girl, and ditches us in a second. -Come on, leave him alone.
23:20 House broken! -House broken!
23:29 You practicing? -I'll be right back.
23:37 I know, I was an asshole. I shouldn't have ghosted you.
23:41 Ghosting? That's our biggest issue right now?
23:45 If you want, we can... -Yeah, we can. It's all sorted now.
23:52 I don't know what else to tell you. -How about the truth?
23:57 But, I told you the truth.
24:00 Could you at least try to be honest? -I told you I'm sorry.
24:03 And the rest? Sorry for cheating on you.
24:06 What? -Sonja told me everything. She figured out your texts.
24:10 Whose? -Yours and Ivan's! -What are you talking about? -Come on, Lovro!
24:19 It's 2026! -OK. -2026. Did you have to get me in front of your mom,
24:26 introduce us, just to show you're straight? Are you for real?
24:30 Who does that? -You trust her more than me? -Please! -Bye, guys. See you.
24:36 Stop! -Leave me alone! -Please! Ema, please! -Lovro! -Did she tell someone?
24:42 Ask her, I have no idea. -Please, let's talk. -Lovro...
24:47 I have no idea what to tell you. I have no idea how this works with you.
24:49 Be out! Don't be! That's not my problem anymore!
24:53 Just... You know how messed up it is, for someone to do this to you?
24:59 Please, don't do this to someone else. Don't string someone else along.
25:03 That's it.
25:06 (He was stylish even as a kid. Collected Madonna and Kylie.)
25:14 (He only wore pink All Star shoes.)
25:18 (All of our moms loved him.)
25:22 (I knew the kid was for me.) I'll be right back. -Are you OK?
25:28 Ema. -What? You broke up? -Yes.
25:32 Where are you off to? -I'm going for a smoke, need to be alone. Be right back.
25:40 (Gay! My boyfriend is gay! My boyfriend is gay!)
25:44 (My boyfriend is gay! My boyfriend is gay!)
26:07 (Everyone says gay is OK. My boyfriend is gay! My boyfriend is gay!)
26:11 (Everyone says gay is OK.)
26:13 (My boyfriend is gay.)
26:17 Translation and subtitling: Tea Tudja