Engineers vs Junkyard RC Car Death Match
Mark Rober
0:00 This is the most unforgiving indoor dirt track arena ever built,
0:04 and this is a lemon.
0:06 Aw.
0:06 That's also a remote control car that also squirts
0:09 lemon juice into the eyes of anyone standing too close.
0:13 And it's just one of six epically engineered RC cars
0:17 created to do battle in CrunchLab's first ever,- Dirt box derby!
0:22 Because a few days ago, I challenged our amazingly creative CrunchLab's
0:26 toy engineers to engineer the coolest,
0:28 toughest and fastest RC cars they could dream up.
0:32 Yee-haw.
0:33 Yee-haw.
0:33 Meanwhile, Science Bob has been hard at work with his army of RC
0:37 diggers to transform the CrunchLab's warehouse
0:39 into this insane dirt track with not one,
0:42 not two, but three epic arenas for these cars to do battle.
0:46 In the most intense RC competition ever created.
0:50 Woo, that took a long time.
0:52 All right, CrunchLab's toy designers, how are we feeling?
0:55 Confident!
0:55 It was a little delayed, Adam.
0:57 Uh, we're a little tired.
0:58 Now the reason why Adam is so exhausted is because our toy
1:01 engineers only had a few days to design and build their cars,
1:04 which fortunately was a walk in the park cause they
1:07 all graduated top of their class from some very expensive universities.
1:10 I wanna see what we've got, why don't we start over here with Team Lemon?
1:13 I'm Adam.
1:14 I'm Jack and this is Squirt.
1:15 Our car is a lemon.
1:17 Aw.
1:17 That's good?
1:18 Um.
1:19 We got a fiberglass shell exterior and some secrets within.
1:23 One of which they revealed right away.
1:25 Oh, hey!
1:29 Was that actual lemon juice?!
1:31 And that's why we call it squirt.
1:32 How exactly will that be effective against other mechanical cars?
1:36 We made an early decision to target the other drivers,
1:38 so we're planning on making them nice and sticky.
1:40 Smart, OK, it's all coming together.
1:42 We may be the lemon.
1:43 But you're about to get juiced.
1:44 Next up.
1:45 I'm Jovan,- And I'm Danny.
1:46 and we've got Wedgie here.
1:48 It's like Reggie but a wedge and it's
1:50 got an aluminum plasma cut dumper on the front.
1:53 We got spikes and scoops, a laser on the front.
1:56 So we can check the grade of all this dirt over here.
1:59 Investigating Bob's handiwork.
2:00 It's perfect.
2:01 We'll see, Bob.
2:02 Just a little message out there to the rest of the opponents.
2:04 Watch out for wedgies.
2:06 Next up.
2:07 Hey y'all, I'm Evan.
2:08 Hi, I'm Bam.
2:08 And this-- Is the metal puppy.
2:11 Is the metal puppy!
2:11 It is a regular dog that just wants to play.
2:14 That's all you're saying?
2:15 Yeah!
2:15 OK, interesting.
2:17 It has very cute ears, adorable eyes.
2:19 And I mean it growls all the time,
2:21 but those are playful puppy growls, it's nothing to be worried about.
2:24 Just a friendly normal car,
2:25 feels like you could squeeze a lemon with that thing.
2:28 The thing is, Bam has a little Battle Bots experience.
2:35 I feel like there's something else going on there, Bam.
2:38 Metal puppy just has one last thing to say.
2:40 Please play with me.
2:41 Please play with me.
2:42 All right, next up.
2:43 I'm Stephen- I'm Lauren.
2:45 And we're team yee-haw.
2:46 Yee-haw.
2:47 So our main weapon is our lasso.
2:49 We can either smash or we could grab them.
2:51 In true lasso fashion.
2:52 Oh, I like that.
2:53 And if we're going down, you're going down with us.
2:57 Team Yee-haw is gonna round up all the slowpokes.
2:59 And we have a little box in the back and you'll
3:01 just have to see later what that surprise is all about.
3:03 OK, we gotta leave something for the show.
3:05 Do we have anything for the show?
3:07 OK, next up.
3:09 Hi, I'm Jenny.
3:09 I'm Dan, and this is our car.
3:11 Love bug.
3:12 It is all steel, by far the heaviest car in the assortment,
3:16 but we do have a secret defensive tactic,
3:18 which we're gonna save for the soccer match.
3:21 Oh!
3:21 Can we flutter the wings, or that's part of the secret?
3:23 Well, you'll have to see later on.
3:25 OK.
3:26 Love bugs giving out tough love, today!
3:28 Love bugs giving out tough love, today!
3:28 And last but not least,- I'm Danielle.
3:30 I'm Nicholas.
3:31 And we're team Park the Pig.
3:32 You can see the shape is a little interesting.
3:35 Very.
3:35 It's constructed using four soccer balls for ultimate bounciness.
3:40 We're bringing home the bacon.
3:41 And while Park may be a princess,
3:43 that didn't stop her from starting an early rivalry with Squirt the Lemon.
3:46 Watch out, it squirts lemon juice.
3:50 Now that the themes have been introduced.
3:51 Bad news is today there will only be one winner,
3:54 and in each of the three events,
3:56 if your car is eliminated, then you have a one-way ticket to Mount Crunchmore.
4:00 What's Mount Crunchmore, you ask?
4:07 Any questions?
4:10 But the good news is,
4:12 the winning team gets 24 hours with the CrunchLabs company gold card.
4:16 You're welcome.
4:18 I don't believe him.
4:19 There must be a catch.
4:20 What do you mean there's a catch?
4:22 Now in their defense, we have had our misunderstandings in previous
4:25 challenges over on the CrunchLabs YouTube channel.
4:27 Like the time I gifted the challenge winner a brand new toy yoda.
4:30 A toy yoda.
4:31 Or when the winner got a 24 carrot gold necklace,
4:35 or even the time I generously gifted a Hawaiian Crews.
4:39 This is Terry Crews in Hawaiian uniform.
4:42 To the entire team.
4:44 Alright, who's ready for the dirt!
4:46 Box!
4:47 Derby!
4:47 Let's go!
4:50 Bob, hit it!
4:51 So as Science Bob puts the finishing touches on the track,
4:54 let's take a look at what these six epic cars will be facing.
4:57 First up is Rampage Rally,
4:59 a single lap race around our specially designed dirt track,
5:02 which of course comes with a few nasty surprises,
5:04 and a few Mario Kart speed boosts.
5:07 The first car to finish the course gets fireworks,
5:10 while the last gets, well, we covered that already.
5:13 Alright, the cars are itching to start.
5:15 Easy lemon car.
5:16 Toy engineers, are you ready?
5:19 Yeah, come on.
5:19 Let's go, woo.
5:20 Science Bob, are you ready?!
5:21 Yeah.
5:22 Three, two, one.
5:23 Go ahead and just move that a little to the left, Bob.
5:26 Hey, what are you doing?
5:27 I didn't say go.
5:28 You said ready, set, go.
5:29 I was talking to Bob, you gotta listen!
5:32 Take a lemon.
5:33 After quickly resetting, park the pig.
5:35 That's backwards.
5:36 Mark, the Pig went backwards.
5:37 Just rocket reverse.
5:38 It was finally time to start the race, for reals this time.
5:41 Three, two, one, go!
5:43 As the race got underway, it was amazing to see the joy
5:46 on the toy engineers' faces,- Go, go, park, go park!
5:48 as all their hard work came to life.
5:50 Mark!
5:51 Before crashing into a giant heap that somehow only Squirt escaped.
5:55 Let's go!
5:56 Metal puppy soon got away to battle Squirt for the lead, who as it turns out,
6:00 is one surprisingly speedy little lemon, with subpar navigational skills.
6:04 While Bob and I help rescue the others,
6:07 There were some early signs of a rivalry between Park the pig and Love Bug,
6:11 but it's time to see how the cars would handle the first mud trap.
6:14 Unlike most dogs, metal puppies seemed to hate
6:16 mud and went flying straight off the track.
6:19 Oh no, no!
6:20 Meanwhile, Lemon decided this was the perfect time for a relaxing mud bath.
6:27 Before ruthlessly blocking Yee-haw and making it over the mud pit unscathed.
6:32 And as Bob got to work rescuing the front runners,
6:34 Metal Puppy decided it was time to reveal its secret ability.
6:38 It has a combat robotic grade motor on it
6:40 and the tip speed of the finger is 18 MPH.
6:43 Which means that metal puppy never stays down for long.
6:48 And as Metal puppy righted itself.
6:50 Oh my gosh, the lemon car.
6:52 Squirt took a commanding lead by making a mad dash across
6:54 the BB floor that I'm pretty sure he learned from me.
7:02 Leaving Metal puppy to spit out on the BBs
7:05 as Yee-haw went past without even a howdy.
7:07 Yo, Steve, OK, let's go.
7:09 Meanwhile, at the back of the field,
7:11 Love Bug and Park the pig, were having some stability issues.
7:14 That was not the optimal design.
7:15 And while Wedgie decided to taste test the mud.
7:18 No!
7:19 We're so muddy.
7:20 Love Bug clearly didn't want to miss out on the fun,
7:22 and while Park the Pig was in last place,
7:24 it was surprisingly the only car to make it completely over the mud pit, barely.
7:30 Squirt was enjoying leading the pack, but it was short-lived as they hit the 2nd
7:34 mud pit with the exact same results as the 1st.
7:39 Giving Yee-haw the opportunity to hit the boost pads
7:41 and make an epic leap over the muddy lemon.
7:44 You're killing it, dude.
7:45 Unfortunately, they also went out of bounds, so they had to start over,
7:48 but Squirt was so stuck it could do nothing but watch
7:52 as Metal Puppy pulled the exact same move and nailed the landing.
7:56 Let's go, let's go, woohoo!
7:57 As I went to rescue Squirt, Wedgie tried the questionable strategy.
8:00 Mark!
8:02 I'm trying to take out the person who signs their paychecks.
8:05 I swear I wasn't trying to kill you.
8:07 Which unfortunately for them, put me in a mood to use my secret weapon,
8:10 these insanely over-engineered pneumatic launching doors,
8:13 which I could trigger remotely.
8:15 And while Park the pig was making an epic comeback.
8:20 Hey pig thing.
8:21 They were unfortunately an easy first target.
8:24 So to be fair, I also got squirt.
8:28 And wedgie.
8:31 And the park again.
8:35 Yeah!
8:36 I was having so much fun launching cars,
8:38 I almost didn't notice Metal puppy winning the whole thing.
8:41 But the fireworks and victory dance made it pretty obvious.
8:45 Next up was Squirt, who surprised everybody by coming in 2nd.
8:51 And Yeeha had caught up enough to get 3rd.
8:57 It went through the finish.
8:58 And once Wedgie was satisfied the ground was level,
9:01 it crossed the finish line for 4th.
9:03 Leaving our two cutest competitors, Park the Pig and Love Bug,
9:07 to battle each other for survival.
9:10 In an epic dash to the finish line.
9:15 Oh, it's got it, it's got it.
9:29 What a finish!
9:31 And with that valiant effort appreciated by all,
9:33 it was time to visit Mount Crunchmore.
9:36 I'm so sorry this is how it has to end,
9:38 but honestly, I still don't get the name.
9:39 This is you in pig form.
9:41 The Pig version of me needs to go.
9:44 No!
9:46 Oh no, Park.
9:48 He's not giving up.
9:49 Science Bob!
9:50 I got this.
9:52 No, no, please.
9:54 It's gruesome.
9:55 Oh.
9:58 Next round.
9:58 Moving on, the five remaining cars entered our 5-sided
10:01 cage for a game of Rock 'em sock 'em soccer,
10:03 which is basically real-life Rocket League but with a twist,
10:06 because the cars are trying to score on their own color-coded goal.
10:10 The last two cars to knock the ball into their own goal would be eliminated.
10:13 Plus, it turned out Love Bug had
10:16 a secret ability specifically designed for this challenge.
10:19 Jenny, activate the wings.
10:22 Just give it a sec.
10:23 OK.
10:24 It's just gonna take one sec.
10:25 Take your time.
10:27 And just one more.
10:29 And we're ready.
10:30 The only thing I'd like to point out is
10:32 you're trying to score on your goal, not defend it.
10:34 Well, this will be helpful for other stuff too, hopefully.
10:38 Gladiators, ready?
10:39 On your mark, get set, go!
10:43 Oh my God.
10:44 Oh wow, oh, lemon coming out early.
10:47 No, lemon, jeez.
10:49 Whoa, whoa whoa.
10:50 OK, now don't forget you have to hit the ball.
10:52 So Evan, you gotta take it slow, take it slow.
10:54 Down, down.
10:54 Oh, no.
10:55 Oh, let's go ladybug!
10:56 Get it, Danny, get it.
10:57 You got it.
10:58 Scoop, scoop.
11:01 Oh God.
11:03 Yeah!
11:03 Let's go!
11:06 OK!
11:07 With that unintentional assist by Wedgie, Love Bugs scores on their goal,
11:11 earning themselves a free trip to the final game,
11:13 which means we now close their red goal and move
11:16 on to the next round with just four cars.
11:18 Who will be safe?
11:19 Only time will tell!
11:21 All right, let's go, Evan.
11:24 Whoa.
11:24 Whoa.
11:25 Whoa.
11:26 Bob, please, Bob, please.
11:28 There's so much lemon juice.
11:29 How many gallons are in that thing?
11:32 Stop squirting.
11:33 And as time was running out with a real sense of desperation.
11:36 Rotate, rotate.
11:37 Metal Puppy executed arguably the sickest move of the whole tournament.
11:42 Whoa.
11:42 Whoa, oh, I'm so wet.
11:45 No.
11:45 Oh.
11:45 It's three gallons.
11:46 Alright, how about this.
11:47 Oh no.
11:48 Lemon, it's right there.
11:51 Oh!
11:52 yeah, yeah.
11:52 Lemon, get it!
12:06 And with that, it was time to remove the silver goal,
12:08 but before we can move on, Science Bob had a yellow card to give out.
12:11 Yellow card appropriately to the lemon, I got some in my eye.
12:14 Oh yeah, same.
12:15 If it happens again, you're getting a red.
12:18 Bob, it's in the field of play.
12:20 All right.
12:20 OK, who's going to the shredder?
12:22 Let's find out.
12:25 Oh no.
12:26 Oh goodness.
12:26 Go Lemon!
12:27 Oh, they're blocking Lemon.
12:29 Go slow, slow, slow, slow!
12:30 Oh!
12:31 Oh, Lemon.
12:32 Go Lemon, it's right there!
12:34 Push him out, lemon.
12:35 Lemon is not scoring.
12:37 Go!
12:37 You got this.
12:38 And despite some aggressive defense from Wedgie and Yeehaw,
12:44 Lemon Squirt once again, kind of surprised everyone.
12:48 Yes, dude.
12:50 I'm so sorry to have to do this, but yee-haw,
12:53 wedgie, you're heading to Mount Crunchmore.
12:55 Bye.
12:56 Oh, yeah.
12:58 Mount Crunchmore!
13:00 Let's go!
13:02 Oh, the final dying moments.
13:05 Bye.
13:07 Gone but not forgotten.
13:08 So true, Jovan.
13:11 Alright, toy designers, the final event,
13:13 King of the Hill, only one car will remain unshredded.
13:17 Now there is a twist on this round.
13:19 You know how you guys have made it this far and sort of made some enemies?
13:22 Well, guess what, those enemies now have ghost cars.
13:27 Oh!
13:28 Ghost car drivers, who has wronged you up here?
13:31 The ladybug!
13:32 Oh, the ladybug!
13:34 I don't have any regrets.
13:35 So with the added threat of the ghost cars,
13:37 the rules of our final game are simple, don't fall off the platform.
13:40 If you do, you'll have 10 seconds to get
13:42 back via the aptly named Ramp of Redemption.
13:44 And if you don't make it back in time,
13:46 you get to find out why we call this place CrunchLabs.
13:49 How are we feeling?
13:50 Good.
13:50 Nervous.
13:51 Zesty.
13:52 Are we ready?
13:53 Three, two, one, go!
13:55 The round started off with an epic RC sumo wrestling match that quickly
13:58 reminded the other drivers that Love Bug was the heaviest car in the game.
14:02 Oh!
14:03 Oh, here comes the ghost cars.
14:05 The ghost cars wreaked havoc,
14:06 causing Metal Puppy to drive right off the platform.
14:09 Ah!
14:09 They're off!
14:10 While Squirt found out that Love Bug
14:12 wasn't nearly as nice as their name implied.
14:16 And with a ten second timer counting down for both Squirt and Metal Puppy,
14:19 they quickly dashed to the ramp of redemption, where lucky for them,
14:22 just touching the platform was enough to reset the counter.
14:25 From here, it was pretty much chaos.
14:28 Oh, lemon!
14:29 As Metal Puppy and Squirt tried over and over
14:32 and over again to get back up on the platform,
14:35 leaving Love Bug to have a nice relaxing chill sesh,
14:38 barely having to use his immense inertia to swat
14:41 away ghost cars like they were mere apparitions.
14:44 It's too heavy, it's too heavy.
14:46 Until finally, a persistent little squirt built up some speed
14:49 and landed a mega hit to knock the king off the hill.
14:54 But Squirt's reign was short-lived as a treacherous
14:57 ghost car brought about its demise.
15:01 And with Metal Puppy having just too much speed for its own good,
15:04 Love Bug was able to quickly retake its place as the king of the hill.
15:09 Remembering all the jokes we made about it at the start.
15:11 Watch out, it squirts lemon juice.
15:14 Squirt was determined to prove us all wrong and make it back to the platform,
15:18 ready for an epic showdown with Love Bug,
15:20 until Metal Puppy showed up and marked its territory.
15:25 Giving Squirt just 10 seconds to save itself from becoming fiberglass confetti.
15:29 Lemon!
15:34 And as the time ticked down, I felt really bad for Squirt until I remembered
15:37 that it'd sprayed me in the face with lemon juice, like four different times.
15:41 To the shredder!
15:44 Honestly, I had you guys going out first, so this is a victory.
15:48 Rude.
15:48 And now it's time to make some lemonade.
15:50 I feel like this one's gonna smell good.
15:52 We have some bad news for you.
15:53 It's actually really dangerous to grind up fiberglass,
15:55 so you're not allowed to do that.
15:57 You planned this.
15:58 Mount Crushmore will take what she can.
16:01 The final squirt.
16:02 Oh!
16:06 Oh!
16:08 We'll grow you again one day.
16:10 The final round, only two cars remain.
16:13 There's just one little twist.
16:17 It's not just the lighting, it's not just the lights.
16:19 The real twist is actually a twist.
16:22 No way.
16:24 Oh, that's so fast.
16:25 No, no.
16:26 Ghost car drivers, are you ready?
16:29 Toy engineer finalists, are you ready?
16:32 Yeah, you're going down, ladybug.
16:34 Three, two, one, go!
16:37 Whoa, whoa.
16:37 Careful, careful.
16:38 Oh, a deadlock.
16:39 Wait, wait, careful, careful.
16:40 Yeah, go, go, go, go, go.
16:41 Here comes the ghost cars, kind of.
16:44 Wow, ghost cars, I guess there's a reason you got out first.
16:48 Go, go, go!
16:55 Gotta get back up, clock's ticking.
16:57 You got it.
16:57 All right.
16:58 Such a beast.
17:00 Wow!
17:01 What's happening?
17:02 Come on.
17:02 You got it.
17:02 All right, there we go.
17:05 Whoa.
17:06 And with that clutch comeback, it was time for the final showdown.
17:10 Nice, nice, nice.
17:12 Oh, we got a ghost car.
17:13 We had a ghost car.
17:15 Let's go, let's go.
17:16 Go!
17:16 Oh, come on, come on, oh.
17:18 Oh no!
17:23 After holding the platform for the entire round,
17:25 Love Bug was finally taken down,
17:27 and with Metal Puppy easily bouncing back-up on the platform,
17:30 things weren't looking good for Love Bug, who had just one more shot at the win,
17:34 but little did we know that Love Bug was about
17:36 to do something that would make Metal Puppy absolutely flip out.
17:40 And that thing was loose, which did indeed make metal puppy flip out.
17:46 In celebration of their much deserved win.
17:50 Now of course, all the toy engineers who lost today were a little disappointed,
17:53 but they know failure is part of the engineering design process,
17:57 which means they've now learned something to come
17:59 back with an even better design next time.
18:02 But they also had to be punished.
18:04 To the shredder!
18:05 Mark, I have one last request.
18:07 Can we give him like a farewell song or something?
18:11 Sure.
18:16 Ooh!
18:18 That's a tough bug.
18:21 We love you love bug.
18:24 OK, team metal puppy, congratulations.
18:27 As promised, you guys get 24 hours, let me just pull out of my wallet.
18:30 The official CrunchLabs company gold card.
18:33 What is this?!
18:34 It's the company gold car.