coachella, i'm back

0:00 [Music] Yay!

0:12 It's the windmills.

0:14 Yay!

0:15 Oh my god, I took a year off last year.

0:18 I was like, you know what?

0:20 Maybe maybe I've grown out of Coachella.

0:23 You know, maybe those days are over.

0:26 I did go to one day last year during weekend two.

0:30 Anyway, it doesn't matter.

0:31 I I really did take a year off last year and this year I'm[ __] back, baby.

0:37 Coachella.

0:38 Oh my god.

0:41 Ah, we're going to Coachella.

0:42 I I literally am filled with joy.

0:46 I am filled with joy.

0:48 There's something about this 3-day musical

0:52 event that brings me unexplainable joy.

0:55 I think I tried to pretend last year that it didn't bring me joy,

1:00 that, you know, again, I I'd grown out of it or something.

1:03 I don't know what type of[ __] I was on.

1:06 All right, I'm back and it feels good.

1:09 You know what did I learn from from skipping it last year?

1:13 Don't try to be someone you're not.

1:15 Don't try to be too cool for[ __] No.

1:19 No, we're here.

1:40 [Music] [Music] Heat.

1:56 Heat.

1:59 [Music] [Music] These are so good.

2:24 All right.

2:29 [Music] Oh, hey there.

2:40 It's me, Emma Chamberlain.

2:42 Welcome to my Coachella crib.

2:44 Come on in.

2:51 [Music] As you can see, no drinks on the table unless you got a coaster down.

3:04 There's rules in this house.

3:05 All right, Coachella is no free-for-all.

3:07 Check it.

3:11 All right, we got some board games.

3:13 I'm seeing a stand out here.

3:17 Yeah, I might lose some friends on this trip.

3:22 There's some beautiful art up here on the walls just sort

3:25 of inspiring us to get lost in the experience of Coachella this weekend.

3:29 I personally find it very inspiring when

3:31 the host of a beautiful home like this puts

3:34 art up that really sort of shapes the experience of the trip uh sets the tone.

3:38 Appreciate the little detail over [Music] there.

3:44 Major food setup.

3:47 Major foods.

3:48 Let me let me show you some of the standouts.

3:50 I brought my own favorite popcorn from home.

3:52 Let me show you.

3:54 Spicy Bujorn corn straight from Los Angeles.

3:58 Made its way to the desert.

3:59 Let me show you some other snacks.

4:00 Some pretzels.

4:01 A little crunchy crunchy after a day at the festival.

4:04 Nothing like some kavatapi to just recharge

4:07 you after a long day at the festival.

4:12 [Music] As you can see, fully stocked.

4:24 We got beverages, we got snacks, we got produce,

4:28 we got milk, we got yogurt, vanilla, we got parmesan cheese.

4:33 Can you eat this by the spoonful?

4:35 Let me tell you, there's no better source

4:37 of protein than a little bit of Parmesan cheese.

4:39 I'm telling you, after a long day out in the sun,

4:41 the first thing I need when I get inside is a big

4:44 spoonful of Parmesan cheese to just get me get my electrolytes back on.

4:51 Huge sweet potato.

4:53 This thing is huge.

4:55 I'm serious.

4:55 Like, I didn't even know that they made them like this.

4:57 It's probably a little bit GMO.

4:59 There's probably something GMO about this.

5:03 Hello.

5:04 See you there.

5:10 This is my [Music] room.

5:16 Ow, that hurt my spine.

5:18 In here, I'll be resting, recharging, and rejuvenating for the days ahead.

5:22 Coachella is 3 days long, right?

5:24 Yeah, I'm sure you know that.

5:25 It really gets exhausting.

5:27 And so then you need to rest.

5:30 We got a bathroom.

5:31 We got a bathroom.

5:32 We got a bathroom.

5:35 Check it out.

5:36 Bathtub over here.

5:37 Shower over here.

5:39 Sink over there.

5:41 Bathtub over here.

5:43 Shower over here.

5:44 And a toilet over here.

5:48 We got a tub over here, a shower over here, and a toilet over here.

5:52 What do you got?

5:53 What are you going to do about it?

5:54 We got another bathroom.

5:56 We got a bedroom.

5:57 We got a bedroom.

5:59 And then we got a room for the kids.

6:02 My humble abode.

6:12 Anyway, come on out.

6:14 Come on out.

6:21 Welcome to my Palm Springs Oasis.

6:26 Ever wake up early in the A.M.

6:28 and say to yourself, "Man,

6:29 I'd love to hit them balls this early." Now, for me, that's no problem.

6:36 Right now, the weather is about 100°.

6:39 There's nothing better than dipping in an ice cold pool.

6:41 I It's not actually ice cold into a heated

6:44 into a nice like moderately heated pool.

6:46 Let's touch it.

6:48 That is refreshing.

6:50 All right, let's head to the [Music] grill.

6:56 I'm going to be honest with you guys.

6:57 I'm not going to use this grill.

6:58 I'm not.

6:59 But it's nice to know that it's here.

7:00 All right.

7:01 I'll see you guys.

7:02 All right, you guys.

7:03 That was my Coachella home tour.

7:05 I hope that you enjoyed it.

7:07 It's going to be a big weekend.

7:09 I can't wait.

7:10 I hope I see you guys there.

7:12 All right, stay hydrated, [Music] [Music] people.

7:27 Good morning, guys.

7:28 I'll be right with you.

7:42 Coachella, I woke up.

7:44 I knew what day it was.

7:46 Coachella day one, baby.

7:48 Let's get this party started.

7:49 I got an iced latte with almond milk and an iced americano for later.

7:54 I'll be putting this in the fridge because I'm going to need a lot

7:57 of caffeine today to be up up up and dancing and dancing and dancing.

8:00 And let's remember, okay, Emma's sober.

8:02 Emma does not drink alcohol.

8:04 Emma does not do drugs.

8:05 Okay?

8:06 So, to keep up at a music festival, we need substances, just the milder ones.

8:13 [Music] H.

8:23 Stop.

8:24 Back to me.

8:26 Tuno.

8:27 It's what my dad and I used to do because if you have two, it's tuno, right?

8:31 [Music] Ouch.

8:40 Jared.

8:41 Jared.

8:42 Yay.

8:48 Let's try.

8:49 Let's [Applause] Beautiful.

8:56 __] this.

8:59 Coachella initiated.

9:02 Ow.

9:02 My feet are burning.

9:03 Ow.

9:03 Ow.

9:04 Ow.

9:04 My feet are burning.

9:05 Ow.

9:06 Ow.

9:09 Ow.

9:10 Ow.

9:10 I need to put my flip Ow.

9:11 The flip flops are hot.

9:13 Ow.

9:13 Oh my god.

9:14 I [Music] actually Let's get this party started, people.

9:26 Jared's sleeping, but it's all good.

9:28 Let's wake up, party people.

9:30 Come on.

9:41 It's okay.

9:41 We'll we'll pick up the energy later.

9:43 It's still promo.

9:45 No problemmo.

9:48 Sit back, relax, and enjoy the view.

9:53 I don't know.

9:54 Turn off the camera.

9:55 So, I'm a drink expert, some would say.

9:57 And I'm very, very good at it.

9:58 That's what expert means.

9:59 So, you have to put about this much.

10:02 Just wing it.

10:03 Mango nectar.

10:04 So, then look.

10:05 Oh,[ __] We're making a mango mark.

10:07 So, this is what you have to do with the mint.

10:10 They in cooking shows they always do this paddic.

10:14 That's cuz they washed it.

10:16 What?

10:16 They washed it so they're drying it.

10:18 You just are hitting them in.

10:22 I'll wash it.

10:22 Yeah, please.

10:24 Washing it.

10:25 Hold on.

10:26 Maybe they muddle it.

10:28 Did you bring something to muddle with?

10:30 How did you forget that?

10:32 Excuse me.

10:32 Do we have a muddler?

10:34 Can you imagine someone runs out and it's me?

10:36 It's me.

10:37 Yes, we have a muddler.

10:38 So, there's no muddler here.

10:40 I'm super pissed.

10:41 So, instead, we just have to use our teeth.

10:43 Oh my god.

10:43 You could chew it up and spit it out into the drink.

10:45 Can I be honest?

10:46 I might.

10:46 Now, what you need?

10:48 So, I just needed a knife to Ooh, there is a dirty dirty knife in the Airbnb.

10:52 Let me show you.

10:53 It is a bit dirty.

10:55 Dirty.

10:56 Ew.

10:58 Peanut butter.

10:59 Yep.

11:00 Peanut butter and jelly.

11:01 M.

11:01 Wow.

11:02 They use Jiffy.

11:03 Love it.

11:04 Ooh, fresh jam.

11:05 Farmers market.

11:06 Okay.

11:06 You know what?

11:07 Add a little flavor.

11:10 __] it.

11:09 That might[ __] it.

11:11 Okay, so there will be paper towel in this, but you know what I say to that.

11:14 Yum, yum, yum.

11:15 Protein.

11:16 __] it.

11:16 Yeah, protein.

11:20 Yum.

11:21 The mint is subtle.

11:23 So subtle you can't taste it.

11:24 So we're going to do a little bit more mint.

11:26 And then once we do a little bit more mint.

11:28 Whoa.

11:29 Stab.

11:29 Stab.

11:30 Stab.

11:30 Mint.

11:31 Yes.

11:32 Would you like one?

11:32 They're[ __] amazing.

11:34 Can I make my own?

11:38 Have a good [Music] [Music] night.

11:57 I'm using my coffee cup from earlier.

11:59 I'm recycling.

12:04 Yum.

12:09 Oh, yum.

12:11 We're going to miss Lola Young, who we wanted to see.

12:14 All good.

12:14 But this happens every year.

12:15 Every year you show up, you think you're going to be early, you're not.

12:19 You're late.

12:20 Um, you know, it's a whole mess, and you end up missing who you want to see.

12:24 But that's the whole point of Coachella.

12:25 If you don't miss the the few that you want to see, you're not here.

12:31 We're So, do you ever see someone you like?

12:34 No, no.

12:35 So, no, that's not the point of Coachella.

12:36 The point is to be running running running running

12:38 to the set to go see it, to miss it, and then to be like, "Dang,

12:41 I'll get the next one." But then you don't ever see the next one.

12:44 But then, do you get to enjoy like maybe

12:46 new artists or you just kind of like No, cuz then you miss those two.

12:49 You can't you can't ever see those cuz you're So, yeah.

12:52 So, you just eat pizza?

12:54 So, you just eat pizza, get a little coffee, sit down, get a sunburn.

12:57 Oh my god.

12:58 I thought you were Lisa.

12:59 I'm so sorry.

13:00 I'm not even kidding.

13:00 I thought that girl was Lisa.

13:02 My eyes.

13:03 Look at them.

13:03 My eyes are watering so bad.

13:04 I don't know if I have allergies or if sunscreen wet my eyes, but I'm crying.

13:08 All my makeup off.

13:10 I see you guys.

13:45 Wait.

13:49 Yeah.

13:50 The song ended.

13:50 The song is over.

14:17 Prot my lower cockets.

14:20 [Music] Oh my god.

14:43 You can't even see the food because it it's all red here.

14:47 Oh my god, you guys.

14:48 Thank you so much.

14:51 Wow.

14:53 Yum.

14:54 My back really hurts.

14:56 Oh my god, there's avocado in this.

14:58 How are you guys?

15:01 Say something.

15:02 No, I I I genuinely can't.

15:05 My feet really hurt.

15:07 But I can't take my shoes off cuz then I can't put them back on.

15:10 100%.

15:11 Then you're done for the night.

15:12 Mhm.

15:13 I'm having back pain.

15:18 Oh my god, it's helping.

15:20 Sorry.

15:20 That's okay.

15:21 I'm stretching.

15:26 Oh, that is good.

15:28 Let's do a little downward dog and we should be good to go.

15:30 Sorry.

15:31 Doing the downward dog.

15:33 Can't see.

15:34 Excuse me.

15:38 Wow, that feels good.

15:43 Wait a little bit.

15:45 Wow.

15:46 Wait, you guys, you guys all need to do this.

15:49 It really feels good.

15:52 Okay.

15:53 See, now I'm back.

15:54 Now I'm back.

15:55 Now I'm back.

16:00 [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh my god.

16:31 Everyone's having a mental breakdown.

16:32 We just saw three people crying, three people falling of of of happiness,

16:36 and two like I'm not getting like I think we're really well making love.

16:40 Multiple people are left like the joke.

16:43 I'm not getting into actually.

16:45 It's[ __] everyone.

16:56 Day one done.

16:58 Let me tell you, it was it was fun.

17:01 However, uh number one, I got my period today.

17:06 Just started gushing blood.

17:07 Luckily, I had a premonition.

17:09 So, I wore a pad.

17:10 Okay, so that's number one.

17:11 Number two, halfway through the day, back pain began.

17:17 Didn't get any foot pain this year because I wore sneakers.

17:22 They're actually not sneakers.

17:23 They're like flats that look like sneakers.

17:25 Okay.

17:25 Anyway, feet felt good.

17:27 The back did not My back really started hurting midway through the day.

17:34 And then at this point, like I like I need to lay flat right now.

17:38 Everyone was littering.

17:40 People need to have better manners.

17:41 Look at this.

17:50 I probably threw something on the ground today on accident.

17:54 Maybe I'm the problem, too.

17:55 Oh my god, they're cleaning it up.

17:56 Maybe if everyone was polite,

17:59 they wouldn't have to go clean up the trash like that.

18:01 They wouldn't have to clean up the trash like that.

18:03 But everybody's littering at Coachella like a pig.

18:14 [Applause] Get over here.

18:46 Good morning.

18:58 What flavor?

18:58 It's lime, I think.

18:59 But I was really scared it was pistachio.

19:01 That would make zero sense.

19:02 It's so good, actually.

19:05 I can't help but put my whole mouth around it.

19:14 [Music] [Music] [Music] Heat.

19:49 Heat.

19:59 Where are the pads?

20:08 Um, the last month I've thought that I got my period like 10 times.

20:11 Like when I was in New York recently, I was like,

20:13 "Oh no, I think it's coming." Went and bought pads.

20:16 Didn't come.

20:16 Um, but then it came.

20:18 So now it's here.

20:19 So I'm buying pads again.

20:20 Wait, what are you getting?

20:21 Anything fun?

20:22 I want sunglasses, but they only have like one rack and it says

20:24 like festival all over it and it's the worst sunglasses you ever seen.

20:28 Wait, but that's exactly the ones that you want to get.

20:30 Wait, I actually know what you mean.

20:31 These are little too flower child for me.

20:33 Wait, this is this is horrific.

20:34 I'm so sorry.

20:35 I got you something.

20:36 Show me, baby.

20:40 Oh, wait.

20:40 They're It's actually really cute.

20:42 Coachella, can you give me a paper towel by chance?

20:48 Thank you.

20:54 M.

20:54 Thank you so much.

20:58 [Music] Oh god.

21:23 We are fast walking to see Charlie XCX.

21:27 We're just fast walking.

21:28 How are you, Owen?

21:29 I haven't worked out in a while.

21:31 So, you're hurting.

21:32 Yeah, this isn't fun.

21:33 No, it's definitely hurting.

21:34 We went to a little darty, a little day party.

21:36 Owen had some drinks.

21:38 Okay.

21:38 Owen had to take a little nap and now we're late to Charlie XX,

21:43 but we will find her or not find her.

21:46 I don't know what I'm talking about, but we will get to see her.

21:49 Um, we're running and that's that's what's happening.

21:53 Find her soon.

21:54 Oh my god.

21:54 And Jared's not here cuz Jared had to work.

21:57 So Jared's not here.

21:58 He's going to meet us here.

21:59 We miss him.

21:59 Are we going to make it?

22:00 Nobody knows.

22:02 The walk is long.

22:03 We'll at least see the second half.

22:08 [Music] We made it.

22:13 We did make it.

22:20 [Music] We're at an afterparty and I am exhausted.

23:10 Are you exhausted?

23:12 Wake up.

23:12 Okay.

23:13 Wait, you're right.

23:14 Wait, I'm going to wake up.

23:15 You want to go to bed?

23:15 No, I don't.

23:16 I want you to do what you want to do.

23:17 No, I actually don't want to go to bed.

23:18 You're like faking being like, "No, I want you to do what you want

23:21 to do." People are going to be like, "You're toxic.

23:23 You're toxic." Like, oh my god, so bright.

23:26 It's also at this hour that I actually start to feel drunk even though I'm not.

23:30 What time is it?

23:31 12:30.

23:32 Oh my god.

23:32 1 2 3 4.

23:33 Oh my god.

23:34 Make a wish, everybody.

23:35 It's 12:34.

23:36 Make you do it like No, you can do it.

23:41 I made my wish.

23:42 Oh my god.

23:42 It's a full moon.

23:43 Should we manifest?

23:44 Okay, let's all go around and say we're manifesting.

23:46 Wait, no, you can't say cuz then it won't come true.

23:48 Oh, that's why nothing's happened for me.

24:03 Alisa just spilled all over me.

24:05 I'm soaking wet.

24:06 I'm going home.

24:07 I hate you all.

24:15 I'm whispering because everyone else is asleep.

24:18 We got home from that party last night at like 4:00 a.m.,

24:21 but I still woke up at 9:00.

24:22 Naturally, my body just woke me up.

24:24 So, here I am alone.

24:25 All my friends are sleeping.

24:28 I hope you guys are sleeping well.

24:30 I think this has been the best Coachella of my life.

24:36 Yeah, I think for one, my friendships as an adult are so dramaree.

24:43 Also, my outfits are comfortable.

24:45 I haven't been like limping around with blisters,

24:48 holding my pee because I can't take my bodysuit off to go to the bathroom.

24:52 Like, and I think I just had low expectations.

24:54 Like, I didn't go into it like, "Oh,

24:55 this is going to be the best weekend of my life." I was like,

25:00 "It'll be what it is.

25:02 We'll make it fun." Um, like, who cares?

25:05 I'm just happy to be here, but I do need my friends to wake up.

25:09 Like, you guys, I'm bored.

25:10 It's 10:00 a.m.

25:12 It's 10:00 a.m.

25:13 Wake up, lazies.

25:14 Like what's happening?

25:22 Day three.

25:24 We're here.

25:24 Let's all say it together.

25:25 1 2 3.

25:26 Day three.

25:29 So two day three.

25:33 Yo, it's just day three.

25:35 Like you you keep messing it up.

25:37 __] Let's do it again.

25:38 Ready?

25:39 One, two, three.

25:40 Day three.

25:41 Day three.

25:43 It's like 15.

25:45 What about this?

25:46 Day three.

25:48 Wait, it's sick.

25:49 That's sick.

25:50 That's good.

25:50 Actually, I'm super thirsty.

25:52 I'm sick.

25:53 And I've been asking to go.

25:55 Day three.

25:56 Tell us your outfit.

25:57 My outfit.

25:58 And I'm wearing all black today.

25:59 I had to wear a bikini top because it was too hot to wear a tank top.

26:03 I've decided.

26:04 So, my boobies are out.

26:05 Booby reveal for everyone.

26:06 How do you guys feel?

26:07 Um, and yeah, talk to you later, I guess.

26:12 Hey guys, so something really crazy happened to me.

26:14 Um, sorry to take over Emma's vlog.

26:16 I just would love to tell you a story.

26:18 Um, one of you posted a TikTok of Emma, um,

26:20 that I'm in the background of, and it's a hate crime.

26:25 I'm in the background texting my dad.

26:26 He was lost at Coachella.

26:28 He's 70.

26:29 Imagine my surprise.

26:30 I get a text saying I'm lost.

26:32 I freak out.

26:33 I am ultimately um very anxious in the video.

26:35 Swallowing a lot.

26:36 texting in the back and people are commenting about it.

26:40 So, I'm that guy and I'm reclaiming it.

26:43 I think it's cool to be stressed in a TikTok.

26:45 You should post your most stressed out moments.

26:48 I think we should all gather, grab each other's hands,

26:50 and make sure we lift each other up.

26:52 Thank you.

26:53 [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] I brought an entire Sorry,

28:23 I have to keep the character up.

28:25 I'm losing my character.

28:26 Give me a second.

28:31 It's important on a weekend like this to know what you like.