Ridiculousnessly Smooth Recoveries 👏 Ridiculousness

0:00 ROB: Oh, hey.

0:02 STEELO: Oh, that's a good tempo.

0:03 ROB: Oh.

0:04 STEELO: OK.

0:05 No way.

0:06 OK.

0:06 Oh, dude, he knew it.

0:07 STEELO: Yeah, he knew it.

0:08 Yeah, this whole town was like, damn, the Black guy is great.

0:11 Man, this Black guy is cooking.

0:13 It's the only one we have.

0:14 ROB: Man.

0:15 NINA: Look at him.

0:16 He's, like, an actual gymnast.

0:18 Damn.

0:20 ROB: Man, everybody coming in for hugs.

0:22 This dude can do it all.

0:23 [UPBEAT MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

0:32 OK, I've been in some dangerous situations in my life.

0:35 OK, some crazy slams that I survived.

0:39 Yeah.

0:40 I've spun over, caught my knees, flipped over.

0:43 Thought I was gonna be broken.

0:44 And what happened?

0:45 Unscathed.

0:46 Landed on my feet.

0:47 STEELO: Let's go.

0:48 Landed on my feet.

0:49 It's called recovery.

0:50 It's called recovery.

0:51 Now, have you ever done a mini version of that?

0:53 Do you know what I mean?

0:54 Like, maybe stumbled and then saved yourself.

0:57 Yeah.

0:58 Slipped and saved yourself?

0:59 Yeah.

1:00 We players, Rob.

1:01 We don't just be falling down for no reason.

1:02 ROB: Yeah.

1:03 Right?

1:03 Yeah, no.

1:04 OK, cool.

1:05 I'll put you in that group real quick.

1:06 I'm in it.

1:07 I'm with him.

1:07 Yeah.

1:09 Hey, hey, it feels believable.

1:12 A guy who doesn't believe.

1:15 I know we're trying to build belief upon this stage, you know what I mean?

1:18 So it's all believable.

1:20 It's all believable.

1:21 Well, look, this category is people that truly are making amazing recoveries.

1:26 Take a look at Remarkable Recoveries.

1:29 [APPLAUSE] Oh.

1:34 Blades.

1:35 Oh, I'm down.

1:36 Flippy skippy.

1:38 STEELO: That was on purpose.

1:39 ROB: Man, was it?

1:39 That's a new move he prepared.

1:40 Was it?

1:41 He put his little belly on there?

1:42 STEELO: He trying that out.

1:43 He farted for the fans real quick up there.

1:46 You guys take this?

1:48 ROB: Oh, man, like, accidentally.

1:49 STEELO: Yeah.

1:50 Now I'm back out.

1:53 Oh, you doing too much.

1:54 ROB: Oh.

1:54 You're doing too much.

1:55 ROB: Goodbye.

1:56 STEELO: Hey.

1:57 OK, respect.

1:59 That was so fun.

2:00 Respect.

2:01 LOLO: That's a big life vest he has on.

2:03 STEELO: It is.

2:03 I like it, though, too.

2:04 I ain't never seen one like that.

2:06 LOLO: Safety.

2:07 Oh, man, look, he's happily safe.

2:09 Yeah.

2:11 ROB: Oh, oh.

2:13 He said, you seen that?

2:15 She was ready for divorce.

2:16 ROB: That's it.

2:17 Oh, man.

2:18 Hey, he might have lost a sandal.

2:19 STEELO: Yeah.

2:20 ROB: But he didn't lose a baby.

2:22 His toes been out the whole day with that outfit?

2:24 He wearing pants with no socks?

2:26 Like, I love that he's just, like, acting like he didn't lose his flip-flop.

2:29 Oh, he lost the thong sandals.

2:31 I didn't even peep that.

2:33 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

2:35 I just— I left it there.

2:36 LOLO: What's the problem?

2:37 ROB: I didn't even want it.

2:38 STEELO: Yeah, I didn't want that anyway.

2:40 LOLO: I'm fine.

2:41 Give him his props.

2:43 ROB: I know.

2:45 Uh-oh, oh.

2:46 STEELO: Homecoming queen.

2:47 Oh, oh.

2:48 Yeah, right.

2:49 Hey.

2:51 She won.

2:52 She just won right there.

2:54 I don't know what this title is, but she deserves it.

2:57 That's the best speech of the night.

2:58 That's how you work the crowd.

3:00 STEELO: Yeah, life might knock you down, but stand up and be strong.

3:03 ROB: Bam.

3:04 There you go.

3:06 She's a winner.

3:07 ROB: She is a winner.

3:08 There you have it for Remarkable Recovery.

3:11 STEELO: She's great.

3:13 OK, crisis hits.

3:16 Are you quick thinkers?

3:17 You trust yourself?

3:18 Someone breaks into the house, you know how to handle it swiftly and quickly?

3:22 100%.

3:23 OK, someone walks straight up to you and offers

3:26 you $10 million in a bag, what do you do?

3:28 Take it.

3:29 You run with it.

3:30 Well— STEELO: And not ask no questions.

3:33 Offer it to you?

3:34 That's it.

3:34 I mean, definitely just take it and run.

3:35 STEELO: They got the bag?

3:36 ROB: That's it.

3:37 I'm beating his ass.

3:37 I'm taking the bag.

3:38 And then all of a sudden, you get arrested for robbery.

3:41 Or it could be fake money.

3:42 He offered it, though.

3:43 Look, look, I'm not— I'm not trying to be rude here.

3:46 I think your quick thoughts are slow.

3:48 [LAUGHTER] Everybody in this category, they're sharp and fast.

3:54 Take a look at Quick Thinking.

3:57 [APPLAUSE] Oh, boy.

4:02 STEELO: What's in there?

4:03 ROB: Oh god, the spiders.

4:05 Hey, quick thinking.

4:07 I got it.

4:08 I got it.

4:08 STEELO: He ate it?

4:09 ROB: Oh, man.

4:10 What the— You can only wash that down with a Coors Light, you know what I mean?

4:14 For sure.

4:15 CHANEL: Aw.

4:16 STEELO: Got it, kid.

4:18 ROB: Uh-oh, little fella.

4:19 Uh-oh.

4:20 Uh-oh, baby's— oh, Mama.

4:21 Good catch, Mommy.

4:22 ROB: Mama.

4:23 STEELO: I was an outfielder.

4:24 ROB: Man.

4:25 Hopefully, her hands are clean.

4:26 It does not matter.

4:27 ROB: At this point, it doesn't matter.

4:28 STEELO: He was gonna eat it off the grass anyway.

4:30 ROB: Yeah, I mean.

4:31 STEELO: He sniffed it.

4:32 He didn't trust her hands.

4:33 ROB: He didn't.

4:34 He sniffed the ice cream.

4:35 You're gonna hold the— you wipe my ass with those hands, [BLEEP].

4:39 Pooper scooper.

4:42 STEELO: Nice vehicle.

4:43 ROB: Oh, boy.

4:45 See a rolling coming.

4:46 It's picking speed.

4:48 Make a decision.

4:49 Make a decision Save the door.

4:52 Save the door.

4:55 Hell yeah.

4:56 You know he love this car.

4:57 He worship this car.

4:58 Yeah.

4:59 Man, you get a '67 Mustang.

5:01 STEELO: The only thing he asked for in the divorce.

5:04 That's it.

5:05 That's it.

5:06 Give me the car.

5:07 ROB: Man.

5:07 You're not gonna fight for that car through

5:09 the whole divorce only to lose a door.

5:13 What's up, bro?

5:14 STEELO: Oh my god.

5:15 ROB: Got ran up on.

5:16 STEELO: This your first day.

5:17 ROB: Give me that banana.

5:19 He ain't never been to prison.

5:20 You see how quick he gave that food up?

5:22 Now I want some every day.

5:24 Every day I see you.

5:25 ROB: Man.

5:27 What am I supposed to do?

5:28 I'm getting bullied here.

5:30 There you have it for Quick Thinking.

5:33 OK, recently dropped my cell phone in a Jacuzzi.

5:37 What happened?

5:38 I mean, I had to go, like, swimming for it, and it was over.

5:42 Your Jacuzzi that big, Rob?

5:45 I had to go swimming.

5:46 ROB: No, no.

5:47 I had to do laps around the thing.

5:49 I love my first— my first thing was like, I had to go snorkeling.

5:53 No, then I had to go, like, diving for it.

5:55 Like, it was like— I went on like this adventure down into the deep,

5:59 hot waters of the Jacuzzi.

6:01 I literally just ducked my head and grabbed it.

6:04 But look, I would stop at nothing to get my phone, you know what I mean?

6:07 If that would have been a small Jacuzzi or a giant lake,

6:10 I'm diving in to get it.

6:11 Really?

6:12 ROB: Now, would you guys be committed to saving your phone,

6:14 or would you just let it float to the bottom of the sea if you lost it?

6:18 In a lake or in the ocean, no, forget it.

6:20 It's a wrap.

6:22 But in a pool, for sure.

6:23 I lost my phone, I told you not to long ago.

6:25 I was on a trip for my birthday, and I lost it, like,

6:27 right at the beginning of the trip in the ocean but on the edge.

6:31 It was like I could have grabbed it, and I just was like, no, I'm good.

6:34 I made a decision to just leave it alone.

6:36 I like losing my phone sometimes.

6:37 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6:38 To disconnect from the world.

6:39 Better without it, yeah.

6:40 It be great.

6:40 No, maybe it was a sign.

6:42 Maybe you needed that.

6:43 I did.

6:43 I don't.

6:44 I would have dove in and got that thing and then being like,

6:47 look at this, they're waterproof.

6:49 This category right here is all people that are saving cell phones.

6:52 Take a look at Cell Phone Saviors.

6:55 [APPLAUSE] Oh.

7:00 Oh, man.

7:02 Out on this edge.

7:03 STEELO: Oh, is it vibrating?

7:04 Oh, OK.

7:05 ROB: Stop.

7:06 STEELO: That was nice.

7:07 ROB: Is that what they did?

7:08 STEELO: That was nice.

7:09 ROB: Go back.

7:10 They said call it now.

7:11 So called it now and let it shake its way off.

7:15 STEELO: Oh, man.

7:16 ROB: Wow, lucky you didn't get a call— STEELO: Yeah, I was about to say.

7:18 ROB: --before you came up with this plan.

7:20 STEELO: And this dude.

7:21 ROB: Man.

7:23 Take him out the friend zone.

7:24 ROB: That's it.

7:25 'Cause you know he in the friend zone right now.

7:27 ROB: Man.

7:27 He like, please, god.

7:28 I do everything for you.

7:30 ROB: Hey, hey, take him out the friend zone, at least for tonight.

7:33 STEELO: Yeah.

7:34 She was like, thank you and gave him a one-arm hug.

7:37 ROB: I know.

7:39 Thank you.

7:40 ROB: Oh, man.

7:41 Oh, man.

7:43 MAN: Do it.

7:45 STEELO: Oh, man.

7:46 ROB: You can't even see it.

7:47 STEELO: I don't want it that bad.

7:48 ROB: What are you even looking at?

7:50 MAN: Did you get it?

7:51 STEELO: Oh, man.

7:53 ROB: I'm dying, I'm dying.

7:54 I'm dying.

7:56 That man came up out of that cold water.

8:00 I'm dying.

8:01 MAN: Yeah!

8:04 ROB: Oh.

8:05 STEELO: Yeah.

8:07 ROB: Oh, man.

8:08 Oh.

8:08 STEELO: Man, he might as well been a mermaid the way he came and got that.

8:12 I was like, what are we watching?

8:14 This majestic merman.

8:17 STEELO: I was looking at this man like—

8:19 His tail just like— STEELO: That was crazy.

8:22 ROB: Just floating in all soft.

8:24 STEELO: Yeah, it's like he saved somebody with it.

8:25 And then he looks away.

8:26 STEELO: Yeah, he looked at him like, yeah.

8:27 ROB: Hello, cell phone.

8:28 Like it could be the wrong phone.

8:30 Like, he got down there and was like, yeah, this is it.

8:34 OK, yeah.

8:35 STEELO: That's the one.

8:38 ROB: Oh, OK.

8:39 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:40 ROB: OK.

8:41 He think Pennywise down there.

8:44 That kid freaking out.

8:45 Look, this kid is being forced into the sewer.

8:48 STEELO: Little Georgie over here.

8:49 ROB: Screaming.

8:50 It's for the family.

8:53 It's for the family.

8:54 STEELO: Do it for your mom.

8:55 WOMAN: Come on, Lincoln, you got it.

8:56 ROB: You got it.

8:57 STEELO: You got it.

8:58 Encouragement.

8:58 HOST: Ew.

9:01 He got it.

9:02 STEELO: Oh, he got it.

9:03 ROB: Hey, anything for the phone.

9:04 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

9:07 [APPLAUSE] OK, somebody falls or does something stupid and they

9:12 make a joke out of it, good or bad?

9:15 I think that's good.

9:16 It depends on how they do it.

9:18 Well.

9:18 Yeah?

9:19 Yeah, sometimes if you fall, you fell.

9:20 Get up.

9:21 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

9:22 Move on.

9:23 ROB: OK, so— so let's talk about the degree.

9:24 Let's say you fall and you do one-arm push-ups.

9:27 Did you fall, like, and you had something in the other

9:30 arm and you actually fell on one arm and you did it?

9:32 Yes.

9:33 Cool, whatever.

9:33 ROB: OK.

9:34 Kind of funny.

9:35 OK, cool.

9:35 ROB: All right.

9:36 How many push-ups?

9:37 How many push-ups?

9:40 Seven.

9:41 Took it too far.

9:42 ROB: OK, OK.

9:43 Let it rest.

9:43 You fell.

9:44 Like a one or two.

9:45 All right, what about if you slam and you go into the worm?

9:48 Not cool.

9:49 ROB: No?

9:49 Worm has not been cool since the '80s.

9:51 LOLO: You're a dork.

9:52 OK.

9:53 OK.

9:54 What about you slam, go into a backspin?

9:56 Backspin?

9:56 ROB: Yeah.

9:57 LOLO: Like a backflip?

9:58 A backflip?

9:58 Oh, backspin.

10:00 Boom.

10:02 Oh, like a— like B-blend?

10:05 Yeah, yeah.

10:07 I don't know.

10:08 Is it Raygun?

10:10 Listen, all I thought to myself as I said it and you were questioning,

10:14 I was like, should I just prompt him with Raygun?

10:17 And you're like, like a backflip?

10:18 No, Raygun.

10:20 Oh, yes.

10:21 Cool.

10:22 That makes sense.

10:24 Look, this category right here is all people

10:26 falling but adding a special touch to it.

10:28 Take a look at Failing with Flair.

10:31 [APPLAUSE] Oh, here we go.

10:37 Coming in hot.

10:38 Coming in hot.

10:39 Oh.

10:43 STEELO: You know who it is.

10:44 ROB: Man, you know.

10:45 STEELO: Yeah, you know.

10:46 ROB: Oh, OK.

10:46 STEELO: I didn't believe he had that, if I'm gonna be real with you.

10:49 He never committed.

10:49 He didn't believe.

10:50 When he jumped, he immediately started putting the leg down.

10:52 LOLO: Yeah.

10:53 He tried to put his foot down.

10:55 STEELO: Yeah.

10:56 He tried to put his foot down before he even peaked height.

10:58 STEELO: Immediately.

10:59 So I was like, oh, he don't do this.

11:01 ROB: No, he's got that athlete confidence.

11:03 I can do anything, but you can't.

11:07 Oh, oh.

11:09 LOLO: Spider-Man.

11:10 Pretty cool.

11:11 ROB: Man.

11:11 STEELO: I like this guy.

11:12 He's got pizzazz.

11:13 ROB: Skipping and flipping.

11:14 You can roll with us.

11:15 You got something different.

11:18 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

11:20 Oh.

11:22 OK.

11:23 STEELO: Hey, magical.

11:26 I like that he didn't even skip a beat, either.

11:28 STEELO: No.

11:29 ROB: This thing ended up underneath him, and he just kept it moving.

11:31 LOLO: I'm on a new journey.

11:31 STEELO: Almost like he left it there.

11:33 Very impressive.

11:34 I've always been really good at rolling myself to safety.

11:38 OK, I've been in a lot of hairy situations on a skateboard

11:41 where your only option is to roll out of it, you know what I mean?

11:44 And of course, you got to tuck and avoid hitting your head.

11:47 You want to stiffen up those shoulders

11:48 but also make them quite round so you're smooth,

11:51 and then you want to be able to control the momentum

11:53 so you pop up and land on your feet OK.

11:56 Does this feel professional to you?

11:58 Professional, for sure.

11:59 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

12:00 I don't even think about rolling out of situations enough.

12:02 So you know you're a pro.

12:03 Yeah, I mean, look, have you ever been

12:05 in a situation where you've had to roll to safety?

12:06 I have.

12:07 ROB: Yeah.

12:07 It's scary.

12:08 It's sketchy.

12:09 And how'd it go?

12:10 I'm safe.

12:10 ROB: Yeah.

12:11 I'm here.

12:11 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:12 Yeah, it was crazy, though.

12:14 Look, shout out to the survival instincts of this guy.

12:17 OK, this category right here is all people

12:20 that are rolling their way out of danger.

12:22 Take a look at Roll Recovery.

12:24 [APPLAUSE] Oh, no, you're dead.

12:30 Oh, oh.

12:31 STEELO: I'm good, baby.

12:33 Oh, y'all know who it is.

12:35 HOST: Hey.

12:35 What town is it?

12:36 It's gotta be Jersey, right?

12:37 Yeah, I mean, I don't— look, it looks like a Jersey haircut.

12:40 STEELO: Yeah, that haircut.

12:41 Or he just travel with the RV.

12:42 ROB: That's it.

12:43 I just came here from Jersey.

12:48 ROB: Here we go, here we go.

12:49 STEELO: OK.

12:51 ROB: That's what I'm talking about.

12:52 STEELO: Gotta still count.

12:53 That was real smooth.

12:54 Is the race over?

12:55 Who is she racing against?

12:56 ROB: Man, nobody because she's running.

12:57 STEELO: I don't see nobody else.

12:58 It's confusing me.

13:00 HOST: OK.

13:02 Just quit.

13:02 Just quit.

13:04 Oh, that look cool.

13:06 ROB: Oh, yeah.

13:07 Droning.

13:08 STEELO: It's super nice.

13:09 Drone going crazy, too.

13:11 Hey, hey.

13:13 HOST: That was nice.

13:14 STEELO: That was nice.

13:15 HOST: Yeah.

13:15 He said, cut it.

13:16 Cut it.

13:16 I'm too embarrassed.

13:17 What?

13:20 STEELO: This is nice drone work, too.

13:22 ROB: It was smooth, but I can't keep it.

13:24 STEELO: Cut it.

13:27 ROB: Awesome, man.

13:29 STEELO: Keep it going.

13:30 Keep moving, keep moving.

13:32 ROB: Man.

13:32 That's hard.

13:33 Yeah, you gotta get yourself going real quick.

13:35 When you can roll that fast backwards, you know what I mean, like,

13:38 when you can pick up speed backwards, you're the best guy in there.

13:41 You're embarrassed.

13:42 HOST: They're going fast.

13:43 STEELO: Yeah, they going way too fast for me, I ain't gonna front.

13:45 Atlanta.

13:46 Yeah, for sure.

13:46 You know it's Atlanta, for sure.

13:48 OK, you know, I fell a lot as a skateboarder.

13:53 And I prided myself in the way I fell, you know what I mean?

13:57 I tried to make every fall and just whoa.

13:59 Oh.

14:00 You know, sometimes I wouldn't even try to make something.

14:02 I would just fall— try to fall cool on purpose.

14:05 I feel like I've told you guys this, 21 seasons deep.

14:08 But I'm famous for the bear trap.

14:11 You know what I mean?

14:12 I feel like I kind of told you guys how I like to run out

14:15 and slide forward and walk as if my feet were caught in a bear trap.

14:18 I think you just never broke a wrist,

14:20 right, or a ankle, something like that, right?

14:22 Never.

14:22 OK, yeah, you never tell us about the bear trap, though.

14:24 This is the first time.

14:25 There you have it.

14:26 Now you know I'm a graceful faller.

14:28 And just like everybody in this category, I had Perfect Fail Form.

14:33 Take a look.

14:34 [APPLAUSE] Things are getting sketchy.

14:40 I gotta bail, but I'm gonna bail nice.

14:42 Oh, I'm doing the dolphin.

14:43 STEELO: The dolphin, for sure.

14:46 Chanel, what's cool?

14:51 ROB: Man, beautiful.

14:53 Good dolphin, Danny.

14:55 Oh.

14:57 Damn.

14:58 That was [BLEEP].

14:59 ROB: It's magical.

15:00 STEELO: Yeah.

15:01 But, like, that's the type of person that should be skating.

15:03 Chris Brown [BLEEP] right away.

15:04 Yeah, it really is, like, hee-hee.

15:08 STEELO: Get out of there.

15:09 ROB: Coming on, coming on.

15:13 It's probably a beautiful thing that you didn't get bit by the goat.

15:17 OK, I've had some beautiful little accidents in my life.

15:20 What kind of accidents?

15:22 I was trying to nollie heelflip over a chain, and my feet got stuck,

15:25 and I perfectly flipped end over end

15:27 and landed standing up as if nothing happened.

15:29 Wow.

15:30 That's nice.

15:30 That's awesome.

15:31 STEELO: It's nice.

15:32 ANGELINA: That's great.

15:33 HOST: Was it caught on camera?

15:34 It wasn't.

15:35 How do we know it's real?

15:36 It's caught right here.

15:36 You know what I mean?

15:37 I share it with you.

15:38 I describe it in detail.

15:40 You believe it to be true.

15:41 Yes.

15:42 Yeah, I mean, kind of.

15:43 Or not.

15:43 Yeah.

15:44 I will say it's his second time saying this.

15:45 I've been— HOST: Oh, he's said that before?

15:47 He said it before.

15:48 Maybe it's his go-to.

15:50 So maybe it really did happen.

15:51 Maybe it did.

15:51 Maybe it did.

15:52 We'll never know.

15:54 Well, this category right here is all people

15:56 seemingly in a bad situation that ends up fine.

16:00 Take a look at Worked Out Somehow.

16:02 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: Oh, man.

16:08 Oh, man.

16:10 HOST: That's pretty cool.

16:11 I'm not sure that wasn't on purpose.

16:13 She's shocked, too.

16:14 STEELO: She look like an athlete.

16:15 Like, she put that together real quick.

16:16 HOST: No way.

16:17 Bro, she sat down right there.

16:18 Did she, though?

16:19 HOST: She's definitely, like, a cheerleader.

16:21 ROB: Man.

16:21 ANGELINA: Get it, girl.

16:22 STEELO: I've been doing this a long time, y'all.

16:26 Oh, no.

16:27 Oh, man.

16:28 Oh, yeah.

16:30 That was amazing.

16:31 Couple of fries.

16:31 That ain't that bad.

16:32 Best save ever.

16:33 STEELO: Her MCL crazy, though.

16:34 Just went out.

16:37 That bent in, like, wrong direction.

16:41 Oh, a golf shot.

16:42 ROB: Oh.

16:43 ANGELINA: He gets it.

16:44 ROB: OK.

16:44 STEELO: He a cheater.

16:45 ROB: Oh, man.

16:46 Also, his leg was in front of his shot the whole time.

16:49 What did he think was gonna happen?

16:50 ROB: Man, I mean, does this count?

16:51 I mean.

16:52 ANGELINA: No, probably not.

16:53 ROB: Just take an extra shot.

16:54 STEELO: That's two strokes.

16:55 I'll take it.

16:55 ROB: Yeah?

16:56 It's like he's playing baseball.

16:57 It's better than going in the water.

16:58 Fore!

17:00 Happy birthday.

17:02 ROB: You got all— oh.

17:04 HOST: Better catch it, Dad.

17:06 ANGELINA: Did he catch it?

17:07 HOST: You better catch it.

17:10 ANGELINA: That was awesome.

17:11 Nice work.

17:12 It's still one candle, no princesses.

17:15 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

17:18 OK, I dropped my phone in a hot tub recently.

17:21 Popped it out, everything was good.

17:22 Everything's OK.

17:23 ROB: You know what I mean?

17:24 Have either of you ever dropped your phone in water?

17:26 Yeah.

17:27 Yeah.

17:27 ROB: Have you ever lost a phone?

17:29 Like, straight up and down,

17:30 dropped it and you could not recover it because it disappeared?

17:33 Well, I told you this story.

17:34 I've lost my phones before on trips, but I don't ever try to recover them.

17:37 ROB: Yeah.

17:38 I always think it's a sign from God being like, get off your phone.

17:41 Yeah.

17:41 ROB: Yeah, no.

17:42 And I pay for the AppleCare, so you know.

17:44 Oh, that's a smart way to think about it.

17:45 You know what I'm saying?

17:46 Go get a new phone when I get back.

17:47 A nicer phone.

17:48 Hey, but the truth is, when God's talking, you gotta listen.

17:52 You know what I mean?

17:54 Well, this category right here is all

17:56 people that are almost losing their phones.

17:58 Take a look at Almost Phoneless.

18:01 [APPLAUSE] HOST: Oh, no.

18:07 ROB: Goodbye.

18:08 And it's back.

18:09 And it's back.

18:11 Someone's phone.

18:13 Man, they would somehow fly off a coaster

18:16 and someone behind you would catch it is insane.

18:18 Yeah, that's respect, though, too.

18:19 HOST: Yeah.

18:20 It's also like, if that would have fallen to the ground and hit someone— Murder.

18:24 Murder.

18:25 Why not?

18:27 ROB: Oh.

18:28 Whee!

18:29 STEELO: She gotta get her form together.

18:31 ROB: Oh, oh.

18:33 Oh, got another baby.

18:35 STEELO: Knocked her back three years.

18:37 ROB: Oh, man.

18:38 Just knocked her ass back three years.

18:40 Just straight time travel.

18:42 Just straight time travel.

18:43 Oh god.

18:45 STEELO: She can't talk anymore.

18:46 ROB: Oh, no.

18:47 She's trying to say that hurt.

18:50 WOMAN: What have you done?

18:52 This is my bag.

18:53 My phone is in the bag.

18:59 ROB: Wow, man, the case.

19:02 The case saved it all.

19:04 HOST: No way.

19:05 STEELO: Oh.

19:07 ROB: Man, you tell me that thing doesn't turn on.

19:10 STEELO: Let's go.

19:11 HOST: Oh my god.

19:12 The bottom is definitely melted.

19:13 STEELO: It looks so cool.

19:14 The bottom look like a design.

19:15 ROB: It does.

19:16 That look kind of dope.

19:17 [BLEEP] got the lava edition.

19:19 It's actually— ROB: Oh, no.

19:23 Oh, no.

19:25 STEELO: Guys, you're moshing.

19:26 ROB: Guys.

19:26 Oh, guys.

19:27 STEELO: Mom, they're moshing.

19:30 ROB: Oh, guys, anybody seen my phone?

19:31 Guys.

19:32 Oh.

19:32 STEELO: Ah, got you.

19:33 ROB: Oh, man.

19:35 Man, and just like that, back in the pit.

19:38 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

19:42 OK, look, let's say you're on a giant hill.

19:45 You lose control.

19:46 You start tumbling.

19:47 And you're like, man, this is not good.

19:50 What are you gonna do?

19:51 Are you gonna tuck tighter and try to get some,

19:53 like, smoothness out of the roll as not to damage yourself?

19:56 You gonna spread out, try to shut this thing down?

19:59 What's your strategy to protect yourself?

20:01 I feel like you, like, spread out.

20:02 You know what I mean?

20:03 Like, and put all the pressure on, like, the ground.

20:06 But do you risk losing a limb?

20:08 Yeah, you do risk losing a limb.

20:09 If there's a cacti, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

20:11 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

20:12 Why did you just get— But if there's not a cacti, I'm doing that.

20:15 Yeah.

20:17 She's only fell down a hill in the desert.

20:18 Yeah, I'm like, where the cacti come from?

20:20 She specifically was in Arizona and rolled down a hill

20:24 and went to spread out and hit a cacti.

20:25 You know what I mean?

20:26 It was traumatizing.

20:29 So you don't want to do that.

20:30 Look, you know, most people are gonna get to tumbling down a hill,

20:34 and they're gonna feel the pain one way or another.

20:36 But everybody in this category, not them, because each of them Beat the Hill.

20:42 Take a look.

20:43 [APPLAUSE] Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.

20:50 Oh my god.

20:52 STEELO: How's he still going?

20:53 How is he still going?

20:54 ROB: Man.

20:55 But he launched off a rock, though.

20:56 It look so dangerous.

20:58 ROB: Man, he really found, like, one rock to shoot off of.

21:00 Whoa.

21:01 Boom.

21:03 Oh my god.

21:04 I'm just fine.

21:05 STEELO: Oh, he's great.

21:06 ROB: I'm completely good.

21:08 That was sick.

21:09 STEELO: That was sick, man.

21:11 I'm your number-one fan.

21:15 Yeah, here we go.

21:16 STEELO: Send it.

21:16 HOST: Oh, no.

21:17 ROB: Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.

21:20 Oh, I'm good, I'm good.

21:23 Back where we started.

21:24 I'm fine.

21:25 It's like nothing happened.

21:26 Is he doing this on purpose every day?

21:28 Is this on purpose?

21:29 The only reason I believe he might do this is

21:31 because when he goes up, he spins it around.

21:32 Right here, bam, bam, which I think he, like, kind of tried to do.

21:36 HOST: People that, like, buy these kind of vehicles, they want to be pushed.

21:40 Yeah, yeah, they're always pushing death.

21:41 They make videos for their boys and being like, look what I did.

21:44 Yeah.

21:44 Yeah, look, you guys are giving an awful lot of credit to this guy.

21:49 [LAUGHTER] Oh, hey, ho.

21:52 STEELO: That's a good tumble.

21:53 Oh.

21:54 OK.

21:55 No way.

21:56 OK.

21:56 Oh, dude, he knew it.

21:57 STEELO: Yeah, he knew it.

21:58 Yeah, this whole town was like, damn, the Black guy is great.

22:01 Man, this Black guy is cooking.

22:03 It's the only one we have.

22:04 ROB: Man.

22:05 HOST: Look at him.

22:06 He's, like, an actual gymnast.

22:08 Damn.

22:10 ROB: Man, everybody coming in for hugs.

22:11 This dude can do it all.

22:14 Welcome to Ridiculousness.

22:15 I'm Rob Dyrdek.

22:16 With me, as always, Steelo Brim and Chanel West Caost.

22:20 Our guest today, a country music superstar.

22:23 The deluxe version of his album, Born Here, Live Here, Die Here, is out now,

22:28 and he's soon to be performing again on the Proud to Be Right Here Tour.

22:33 Give it up for Luke Bryan.

22:35 What's up?

22:37 Crowd goes crazy.

22:38 ROB: I mean— I can't believe I can sit here and say what I want.

22:43 But I probably won't.

22:45 ROB: OK, look, how excited are you to get back on tour?

22:48 Very excited.

22:49 I mean, to— to see real, live human beings.

22:52 ROB: Yeah.

22:53 Having fun, dancing, partying.

22:55 And when you can't go do what you really, really,

22:58 really love, it's been— it's been pretty interesting year and a half.

23:01 All right, well, look, man, I'd like to take you further back.

23:03 I'd like to take you all the way back to '14,

23:06 where you went on a run, just falling off stage.

23:09 Yeah, I got really good at that.

23:11 ROB: I mean, what was going on?

23:13 And look, there's the one video of, like, you know, your boy hands you a beer.

23:16 I don't know what the flow is.

23:18 And then you go straight onto your back, and, like,

23:21 you try to get them to, like, hold up, hold.

23:23 You try to get them to stop, but they just keep the music going,

23:25 and you just land on your back and just get up.

23:29 I kept setting myself up for a fall.

23:32 But— but it was like three of them.

23:34 But the show went on.

23:35 Show went on, baby.

23:36 ROB: You got up and kept it moving.

23:38 So we dedicated this first category to people

23:41 that are gonna keep performing, no matter what.

23:43 Take a look at the Show Must Go On.

23:45 [APPLAUSE] What up?

23:50 Urgent care coming at ya.

23:53 STEELO: Oh my god.

23:54 ROB: Oh.

23:54 STEELO: It was like a mirror.

23:55 It was like a mirror they got right there.

23:57 How did they generate that much speed?

23:59 That's what I'm saying.

24:00 It's so violent.

24:01 Like a airbag going off.

24:02 It looks like they're doing it on purpose.

24:04 STEELO: They supposed to go the opposite way.

24:06 Bam.

24:07 You miss one rehearsal.

24:08 You miss one rehearsal, this is what happens.

24:11 [LAUGHTER] OK, OK.

24:14 ROB: Oh, hey.

24:15 STEELO: OK.

24:16 ROB: Oh.

24:17 STEELO: What happened?

24:18 ROB: Hey, he's a professional.

24:19 Always has a backup.

24:21 Always has a backup.

24:23 When you picture someone that gets into juggling,

24:25 like, he just— he's the vibe, you know?

24:27 STEELO: Yeah, but where do you go?

24:29 Where do you peak at?

24:30 ROB: You peak— I think you peak.

24:31 Maybe Vegas.

24:32 STEELO: This might be it right here.

24:33 LUKE: You peak— yeah.

24:34 Or in Vegas.

24:34 If you get to Vegas as a juggler— STEELO: OK.

24:37 ROB: Yeah.

24:38 I almost said jugular.

24:40 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, boy.

24:43 Stand up and address your emperor.

24:47 I knew it.

24:48 LUKE: Sunroof ROB: Don't stop.

24:51 [LAUGHTER] Holy sunroof.

24:52 The moves are way less confident.

24:55 You hit, you get back up, you're, like— ROB: Settle in.

24:58 There you have it for the Show Must Go On.

25:01 [APPLAUSE]