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0:00 LOLO: Oh, he's— he's already lost it.

0:02 Oh, man, oh, man.

0:03 Was he close.

0:04 He never gave up.

0:06 Even though he was still falling, he was still trying to swing.

0:09 [LAUGHTER] He just— the fact that he kept trying to swing, knowing it was over.

0:14 He's right there, honestly.

0:16 Look, he hits it.

0:17 He does hit it.

0:17 Yeah.

0:18 Right at the very bottom.

0:19 ROB: OK, look.

0:20 LOLO: Bop.

0:21 STEELO: It was low and away.

0:22 Low and away.

0:22 It was a ball, sir.

0:25 ROB: Intia, are you into playing sports?

0:29 I've never been athletic.

0:30 ROB: No?

0:30 No sports?

0:31 I played basketball in kindergarten.

0:34 And I was like, this tall.

0:35 ROB: OK.

0:36 You make me think of somebody that would hit,

0:38 like, a celebrity softball tournament up, though.

0:40 No, because that's embarrassing.

0:41 'Cause what if I suck?

0:42 Oh, you just know you're bad.

0:44 You don't come in like want to coach them and, like, fake it or anything?

0:46 No?

0:48 I don't want to embarrass myself.

0:49 ROB: Yeah.

0:50 I'll just look cute on the sides.

0:51 ROB: Yeah.

0:52 Look, you ever play in a softball tournament?

0:53 Tournament?

0:54 No, but I've played in a game before.

0:56 I don't love softball.

0:57 I played baseball, but softball would be a little different, you know.

0:59 What's the difference?

1:00 They're softer balls.

1:02 STEELO: They're bigger.

1:03 And you got to throw it underhand.

1:04 It's kind of like— it's kind of [BLEEP] up when you think about it.

1:06 You know what I mean?

1:07 But it can be dangerous.

1:08 You would think, oh, it's a softball, it's going to be easy.

1:11 No, you can get broke off just like

1:13 everybody in this category, Not So Soft Balls.

1:16 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, yeah.

1:22 Lock and load.

1:23 Lock and load.

1:24 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, I knew that was happening.

1:27 You were way too close on deck.

1:28 ROB: That's it.

1:31 STEELO: Let's go.

1:32 [EXCLAIMING] She came in to bunt.

1:35 And that's a hard softball, though.

1:37 Yeah, there must be, like, college level softballs that are way harder.

1:40 STEELO: They are.

1:41 But you bunt and get hit in the face.

1:42 That hurts.

1:43 WOMAN: Ouch!

1:44 Does she have a mullet?

1:46 No, that's just her ponytail.

1:47 That's just a ponytail?

1:47 OK.

1:48 Yeah, it just lays like a mullet.

1:49 STEELO: Yeah.

1:50 The design right now is super mullet.

1:51 Joe Dirt style.

1:53 Yeah, that's going to be a new way for, like,

1:54 hipster rednecks, you know what I mean?

1:56 Oh, my God.

1:57 ROB: Uh-oh.

1:59 There it is.

2:00 Oh.

2:00 Oh, man.

2:01 She took it.

2:02 Why does it feel so blurry?

2:03 ROB: I don't know.

2:04 But it makes me wonder when softball was invented.

2:06 You know what I mean?

2:07 Like, is this, like, a '80s thing?

2:09 You know what I mean?

2:10 [EXCLAIMING] Did she get hit in the face,

2:14 or did she, like— Well, we can't tell since it's 1984.

2:17 STEELO: Yeah, that's true.

2:18 Let's go.

2:20 Oh, she turned into The Matrix, didn't she?

2:23 I think she matrix'd us.

2:24 Does she even get hit?

2:27 Oh, she did.

2:28 --shoulder or her face.

2:29 The helmet got pushed back.

2:30 [EXCLAIMING] God damn.

2:32 She got good balance, though.

2:33 ROB: Yeah.

2:34 Wee!

2:35 [LAUGHTER] There you have it for Not So Softballs.

2:40 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling is a big baseball player.

2:46 Been playing baseball his whole life.

2:48 Why is he acting like— you're acting

2:51 like you're learning this for the first time.

2:52 STEELO: No, I love baseball.

2:53 I wouldn't call myself a player today.

2:55 OK, OK.

2:55 ROB: All right.

2:56 But I do love baseball.

2:57 Yeah, I play baseball.

2:58 Yeah.

2:59 I mean, when did you give it up?

3:00 In high school, like, my senior year.

3:02 ROB: Wow, man.

3:02 STEELO: Yeah.

3:03 That's— that's disappointing.

3:04 You know what I mean?

3:05 'Cause like, I really thought you were committed to the sport long term.

3:08 STEELO: My— my coach at the time— Yeah.

3:10 --he was on, like, some bull with me.

3:11 He, like, was like, hey, if you want to be on the team,

3:14 then you can't play basketball this year.

3:15 So was like, all right, I'm done.

3:17 And I regret it to this day.

3:18 No.

3:18 Hey, hey, I can see it in your eyes.

3:20 I can see it in your eyes.

3:21 Do you ever get hurt playing baseball?

3:22 No, I didn't.

3:23 Right, 'cause people don't really get hurt playing baseball, right?

3:26 They do, but not— not as much as some other sports.

3:28 Yeah.

3:29 What's an injury in baseball?

3:31 Something will happen with his arm.

3:34 Right?

3:34 I know that.

3:35 I know— [LAUGHTER] But at the same time,

3:38 you know they don't really get hurt because,

3:40 like, football players, they work for, like, four years.

3:43 Baseball players work for, like, 30 years.

3:44 Yeah, well— It's crazy, like 20.

3:47 Football, they're trying to kill each other.

3:49 Right, when they're getting like hit so hard.

3:52 So baseball, it's— and then they're running and— you know.

3:55 You've seen it.

3:56 That running motion was crazy.

3:57 ROB: Look, no, no.

3:58 You made them prance to the first base.

4:00 They didn't run.

4:01 They did not run.

4:02 They prance.

4:03 They skipped and pranced all the way there.

4:04 We made first.

4:06 I'm not out.

4:07 STEELO: Is it a real sport?

4:07 Who knows.

4:09 She's like— ROB: Well, look, the truth is you can get hurt.

4:12 And you can get hurt in the back if you're not careful.

4:15 Take a look at Major League Back Problems.

4:18 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Coming in hot, looking for liver.

4:24 [EXCLAIMING] STEELO: Shut 'em down.

4:26 Shut 'em down.

4:27 WOMAN: Career ending hit.

4:28 STEELO: Yeah.

4:29 He was never a major.

4:31 That's OK.

4:32 He's— [LAUGHTER] ROB: OK, good.

4:35 Looks good to me.

4:36 91, bring it in.

4:37 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, man.

4:40 Just practicing getting hit.

4:41 STEELO: Yeah, I know.

4:42 With a 91 mile per hour fastball?

4:48 ROB: Oh, man.

4:48 Here we go.

4:49 STEELO: You got that.

4:50 That's an easy field.

4:51 ROB: There we go.

4:53 [EXCLAIMING] The most perfect scorpion I think we've seen in years.

4:57 Does she work here?

4:59 STEELO: Man, is she— are you from here?

5:01 STEELO: That is her.

5:02 Are you us?

5:03 STEELO: That is crazy.

5:04 ROB: Man.

5:04 Hello.

5:05 Zing, zing, zing.

5:07 Pure scorpion for 33.

5:09 There you have it for Major League Back Problems.

5:13 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling,

5:15 tell me and Lolo what it feels like to get hit with a baseball.

5:20 Get hit like when you're up to bat or like when you're on the field?

5:23 Yeah, like— I don't know.

5:24 You're running to the base.

5:25 You're at bat getting that baseball, boom, right into a thigh, boom,

5:29 right into your chest, boom, right into an arm, boom, right into your neck.

5:32 It just depends.

5:33 Your neck is crazy.

5:34 It just depends on where it's hitting you at.

5:36 Yeah, like, if you up to bat,

5:37 you're taught to turn your butt who's got the most meat toward the ball.

5:42 So if it's going to hit you, you take it right there.

5:44 It's all good.

5:45 All right.

5:46 I realized I was losing the battle.

5:48 Yeah, it's stacked up.

5:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

5:51 I got you, I got you.

5:52 The most meat.

5:52 I got you.

5:54 Midway through it, I was like, I'm losing.

5:56 You know, and like, what does it feel like, you know what I mean?

5:59 It doesn't hurt too much when you get

6:00 hit there or with the backside of your body.

6:03 But if you like swinging,

6:04 and it hits on your foot or something like that, it hurts.

6:06 If you get hit in the head, obviously.

6:08 Now, have you ever hated a player on the opposing team

6:11 and knew they were in the base path and just decided,

6:14 rather than throwing them out, to throw the ball at them?

6:17 STEELO: Not base path.

6:18 If, like, let's say our pitcher was having a bad day and you

6:20 just rocking it or you doing something that we feel like has some sportsmanship,

6:23 I'll throw one close to your head or something to get you of the plate.

6:26 Yeah.

6:27 But you know, my brother would hit people, like, a lot.

6:29 He would get in fights and stuff.

6:30 ROB: OK.

6:32 This category right here, all people getting hit with baseballs.

6:35 Take a look at Dodge Baseball.

6:38 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] STEELO: This is just practice.

6:43 LOLO: Caught it.

6:44 STEELO: Caught it.

6:45 [EXCLAIMING] I caught it.

6:46 LOLO: There you go.

6:47 STEELO: Man, should I take a base?

6:49 All right, yeah.

6:50 Why are you rocking your hoodie at a game?

6:52 I know.

6:53 Like, what?

6:54 STEELO: This dude shaped just like Mark McGwire at like seven.

6:57 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.

6:59 Baseball body.

7:00 Oh, man.

7:01 Oh, man.

7:02 Y'all red on red?

7:02 Man, red on red.

7:03 Man, who's on who?

7:05 Who's on first?

7:07 ROB: Oh, that HD.

7:09 It's just so majestic.

7:11 [EXCLAIMING] It hit the ump?

7:13 Took him in the neck?

7:14 Is this a neck shot?

7:15 STEELO: Did he tip it or did it— he gotta catch that catch.

7:17 ROB: --nut shot.

7:18 Bam.

7:19 Oh, man.

7:20 There you have it for Dodge Baseball.

7:23 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK,

7:28 the baseball bat is so useful for many things beyond baseball.

7:33 It is.

7:33 Yeah.

7:34 It can destroy furniture.

7:35 STEELO: Yeah.

7:37 Scare off a burglar.

7:38 Yeah.

7:39 It is the number one burglar scarer offer.

7:42 I don't know if you know this, Carly,

7:44 but many people carry them in the trunk of their car.

7:46 Yeah.

7:46 They do.

7:47 ROB: Yeah.

7:48 Those people are crazy.

7:49 Those people are crazy.

7:50 [LAUGHTER] I dated a guy that had a baseball bat in the back of his car once.

7:53 I was like, wow, you're insane.

7:55 I'm like, this is the craziest guy.

7:56 He's the craziest guy I know.

7:58 Hey, you're the craziest guy.

7:59 And I kind of like it.

8:00 Yeah, I was like, where are we going.

8:03 I just was— Looking for danger.

8:06 Yeah.

8:07 Did he say he ever had to use it?

8:08 No, but he had it, like, just in case.

8:11 Yeah.

8:12 People who have baseball bats in their trunk

8:14 road rage like you wouldn't believe.

8:15 ROB: Oh, that's it.

8:16 There's a reason they have that back there.

8:18 Yeah, yeah.

8:19 No, you're a natural born rager if you got a baseball bat—- Yeah.

8:22 For sure.

8:23 Well, look, this category is proof that a bat can do many things.

8:25 Take a look at Multi-Use Bats.

8:28 STEELO: You say it's for defense.

8:29 I say it's for offense.

8:30 CARLY: Right, exactly.

8:31 Today, I wanted to see if this bowl could withstand the power of a baseball bat.

8:37 CARLY: OK.

8:39 [LAUGHTER] It can't withstand the power of a baseball bat.

8:43 Man, it's just like the Paul brother that never made it.

8:46 It's the half brother that they left.

8:48 ROB: Oh, man.

8:49 It's like his half brother in Ohio, trying to get his content popping.

8:53 You know what I mean?

8:54 [LAUGHTER] Damn ROB: OK.

8:58 All right.

8:59 There we go.

9:00 All right.

9:00 What are we hammering?

9:02 [EXCLAIMING] I got scared.

9:04 Most people during the pandemic,

9:05 this is what people were doing in their garage, right?

9:07 STEELO: We can't go outside, right?

9:08 CARLY: Yeah.

9:10 ROB: Yeah, damn.

9:11 It felt like it hit me.

9:12 STEELO: Yeah.

9:14 ROB: Abs.

9:15 Abs.

9:16 Abs.

9:17 STEELO: Frankie Muniz is going crazy.

9:18 ROB: Frankie— Frankie Muniz got himself into some shape.

9:22 STEELO: Who is he sending this to?

9:23 It's definitely a girl— He set it up, he filmed it.

9:26 [LAUGHTER] He's definitely send this out.

9:28 CARLY: Imagine beginning this video and you were just like,

9:30 OK, are you all right.

9:32 Hot, right?

9:33 I mean, if it's Carly, it's like, is that the bat from the truck?

9:36 [LAUGHTER] You are crazy.

9:39 --bat back in the trunk.

9:41 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

9:44 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, look, I can say with purity in my heart,

9:49 I've never hit another person with a baseball bat.

9:52 Really?

9:52 ROB: That's right.

9:54 Ever?

9:54 Ever.

9:55 Ever.

9:55 STEELO: That's good.

9:56 Not even a wiffle bat.

9:57 I'm trying to think.

9:58 If I've done it, it's been on accident for sure.

10:00 Not on purpose.

10:01 Hey, you know— you know when you were playing baseball— Yeah.

10:05 Right?

10:06 Did you ever let it go and sail it into somebody by accident?

10:08 No, I wasn't bad.

10:09 What?

10:10 If you're letting go of the bat at— ROB: Yeah.

10:12 You're probably kind of trash.

10:14 Are you or are you just a really focused hitter that lost control?

10:17 No, you're trash.

10:18 ROB: OK.

10:19 Well, look, this category is all about people swinging

10:22 the bat and letting it go and hitting people.

10:24 Take a look at Stray Bats.

10:27 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [EXCLAIMING] STEELO: Oh, man.

10:34 Yeah, see.

10:34 You're bad.

10:35 You're bad.

10:35 You're a child.

10:36 It's your first day out there.

10:37 This is bad.

10:38 That's something I would do.

10:40 ROB: I mean, you turn around and hit the umpire directly.

10:43 That's almost like a trick shot.

10:45 STEELO: Oh, the ump is hurt for real.

10:47 Everybody stopped what they were doing to check on Mike.

10:52 ROB: Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter.

10:53 Swing!

10:55 Oh, man.

10:56 Right back at you.

10:58 You're too close anyway.

11:00 What are you even filming this close?

11:01 STEELO: Yeah, how are you even there?

11:02 Are you the umpire?

11:05 Are you another player?

11:06 Like, why are you this close?

11:09 Oh, was that on purpose?

11:10 Oh, accidents happened.

11:11 That felt like that was on purpose.

11:13 WOMAN: What was the reason?

11:14 STEELO: No, no, that was on purpose.

11:15 That's on purpose- No, for sure.

11:16 ROB: Perfectly to the head.

11:18 No, that's not an accident.

11:19 What did he do to you?

11:20 Damn.

11:21 MAN: There you go.

11:22 Run.

11:22 Run, run, run.

11:23 ROB: Run.

11:23 There we go.

11:24 STEELO: Oh, man.

11:24 Oh, man.

11:26 He thought he hit a home run.

11:27 ROB: Man.

11:27 STEELO: He wanted to celebrate.

11:28 MAN: You OK?

11:29 STEELO: Oh, man.

11:29 ROB: OK, man.

11:30 All right.

11:31 He's confused.

11:32 There you have it for Stray Bats.

11:35 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling, you ever play baseball inside your house?

11:41 Like what?

11:42 To what extent?

11:43 Like a full game— --as a kid, you know what I mean?

11:45 You bring out the bat, you throw a couple balls around and bang 'em around.

11:49 No, I don't think we played baseball in the house.

11:51 We weren't that stupid.

11:52 My dad would like— yeah, yeah, definitely beat out butt when we do.

11:56 So we wouldn't do that.

11:57 And we had— we lived off the alley.

11:59 And there was a church next door to us that had a parking lot.

12:02 So we would just play baseball in that parking lot at all times.

12:05 Even in the winter when it snows?

12:06 Well, not in the winter.

12:07 No, I guess not.

12:08 We played indoors.

12:09 We had a gym we can go to, to my dad.

12:12 My dad's not going to not play baseball.

12:14 So he would figure it out.

12:15 ROB: Oh, really?

12:16 STEELO: 100%.

12:17 Oh, so there was actually, like,

12:19 in the winter— He runs still today baseball community called— no, the base.

12:24 It's a whole situation with 400 kids.

12:27 And in the winter, they go play baseball inside.

12:28 ROB: Yeah?

12:29 Man, wow.

12:30 Wow.

12:30 LOLO: Yeah, that was— That's amazing.

12:32 Baseball bases.

12:33 He's crazy.

12:34 This category is not playing indoor baseball.

12:38 And a beautiful gym with plenty of space and people.

12:41 This is playing baseball inside your house.

12:44 Take a look at inside baseball.

12:47 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Friend friend.

12:51 Brim brim.

12:52 Brim man.

12:54 This is real practice.

12:56 Yeah, he got an extra ball in his pocket, too.

12:58 It's not even tied to, like, a rope, 'cause they sell the tees on a rope.

13:02 ROB: Where is he going?

13:03 LOLO: But it looks like there's been so much damage already done.

13:05 Man, the house is destroyed.

13:06 He's doing demo, actually.

13:07 So he can just get his swing going?

13:09 We call it baseball demo.

13:10 [LAUGHTER] Why are you doing this?

13:16 ROB: A little bit of drunk baseball.

13:17 STEELO: This is drunk, actually.

13:19 LOLO: With— with a live plant that has dirt in it— Man,

13:21 it's dirt and just been watered.

13:23 Look, she points out it's alive, so we all know.

13:26 Hitting a live plant with dirt in it.

13:28 It's just— I don't respect people that murder plants.

13:32 STEELO: That plant was a lie.

13:36 LOLO: He got the gum.

13:37 ROB: [NON-ENGLISH] STEELO: OK.

13:38 [GLASS SHATTERS] Oh, man.

13:41 ROB: I'm guilty.

13:42 MAN: We'll clean it up.

13:43 Don't worry.

13:44 You ready?

13:44 Ready?

13:45 Let's keep going.

13:46 Your mom can deal with that.

13:47 You'll pay for that one day.

13:49 All right to win the game.

13:51 ROB: All right, to win the game.

13:53 In 3— [EXCLAIMING] The Rollins thing fells.

14:00 Oh, it was that random thing fell.

14:03 I have no idea.

14:05 There you have it for Inside Baseball.

14:08 It's the 442, mom.

14:10 [LAUGHTER] OK, running bases wasn't a thing I really did.

14:14 Oh, really?

14:15 Yeah, did some T-ball back— you know, back in the day.

14:18 Wasn't— wasn't into it.

14:18 STEELO: Yeah.

14:19 You know what I mean?

14:20 The moment they took that T away, I was like, this ain't for me.

14:23 I'm good.

14:23 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

14:24 I love baseball.

14:25 Yeah.

14:25 And I know you have.

14:26 Like, were you a good base runner?

14:27 Absolutely.

14:27 ROB: You steal bases?

14:29 Yes, absolutely.

14:30 OK.

14:30 You ever hit a home run?

14:31 Yeah.

14:32 What?

14:33 [LAUGHTER] Tried to play me.

14:35 Right.

14:36 All my years of playing then, I never had a home run?

14:38 Man, look—- That's crazy.

14:39 That's crazy.

14:41 I don't— look, I don't know how— I don't know how common it is.

14:43 You know what I mean?

14:44 It happens, you know, when you're good.

14:46 I was good.

14:47 Yeah.

14:48 You know, I'm still coach right now.

14:50 OK.

14:51 And then do you— how do you feel— like are

14:53 you like a slide feet first or a face first guy?

14:55 No, definitely feet first if anything.

14:57 If I'm going to do a slide, I'm not doing face first.

14:59 ROB: Yeah?

15:00 That's crazy.

15:00 No?

15:00 STEELO: I mean, no.

15:01 I mean— ROB: You respect it?

15:03 Yeah, I respect it.

15:04 If you need to do that for whatever reason.

15:07 But face first?

15:08 Nah?

15:08 Man, I don't— STEELO: Not my thing.

15:10 Maybe that's why I quit baseball.

15:12 Because it wasn't—- You were doing face first?

15:13 I was face first guy.

15:14 [LAUGHTER]- Wasn't a thing?

15:16 ROB: Man, I kept— I kept running into— I kept running into gloves and bases.

15:20 And I'm like, this is so dumb.

15:23 But look, the truth is, running bases can— can get sketchy.

15:26 And this category is proof.

15:28 Take a look at Base Runner Blunders.

15:31 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Damn!

15:36 Cooking, running, cooking.

15:40 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, man.

15:41 LOLO: Headstand?

15:42 He accidentally slid in there.

15:44 LOLO: Yeah.

15:44 You still got a single.

15:45 He wanted that double so bad.

15:47 But you still got a single.

15:48 We're good.

15:50 I love that God stopped you from a double.

15:52 Put you back right here.

15:55 ROB: Whap!

15:56 There you go.

15:57 ROB: Let's go.

15:57 Run, run, run.

15:59 The ninja roll.

16:01 There you go.

16:02 Run, run, run.

16:03 ROB: Roll his way to first.

16:04 He still got there.

16:07 ROB: Bam!

16:10 Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

16:12 [EXCLAIMING] STEELO: Oh, my God.

16:14 ROB: OK.

16:15 What is going on?

16:16 I mean, like, who do you blame here?

16:17 They're both stupid.

16:18 ROB: I mean— They hugged, they hugged in the air.

16:21 ROB: They really did.

16:22 This is a power man hug.

16:24 Man.

16:25 Just boom.

16:28 STEELO: He gone.

16:32 Oh, man.

16:33 It's just a bad slide.

16:34 When you catch a scorpion, just— man, you just— Man, you tag the top foot.

16:41 And decide to go up top.

16:42 You're like— STEELO: Easy.

16:45 A foot from the base and it's just your face in the dirt.

16:48 [EXCLAIMING] He is so confused.

16:52 MAN: Oh, get there.

16:53 STEELO: Get there.

16:54 ROB: Get there.

16:55 LOLO: Get there.

16:55 ROB: --big guy.

16:56 STEELO: Oh, my God.

16:57 Something tore.

16:58 Hyperextended.

16:59 Oh, man.

17:01 ROB: What did he get?

17:03 You're at an age where anything can happen.

17:05 STEELO: Oh, man.

17:06 ROB: Oh, man.

17:07 They shooting.

17:08 Man, just— man, whatever it is, he's in shock.

17:12 There you have it for Base Runner Blunders.

17:15 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Might find it interesting to know,

17:20 I recently got in a batting cage.

17:22 Oh, did you?

17:23 ROB: I did.

17:24 At the castle joint or somewhere else?

17:26 No, out in Mexico.

17:27 Oh, I like that.

17:28 OK, you was trying to go pro.

17:30 No, no.

17:31 STEELO: For you to go on vacation and hit a batting cage is like—- I felt pro.

17:34 STEELO: You're training.

17:34 I felt pro.

17:35 I don't know how fast the ball was going.

17:37 You know, it felt like maybe 150.

17:39 150.

17:39 It's not real.

17:40 Felt like it.

17:42 But— but I think it was like 30.

17:44 You know what I mean?

17:45 Because— 30 is the lowest.

17:47 That's softball.

17:48 It was a toss.

17:49 It was a toss to you.

17:50 It's like this at 30.

17:51 You call it what you want.

17:53 It was fast.

17:54 STEELO: OK.

17:56 But yeah, it's dangerous in there, you know.

17:58 And having my son in there, taking shots at it, no man's land.

18:02 How did he do?

18:03 He connected a couple times.

18:04 OK, you got to get him out there.

18:05 ROB: Yeah.

18:05 No, I know.

18:06 No, I know.

18:07 --baseball, bro.

18:07 I don't have the time to commit to baseball.

18:09 He's a middle infielder.

18:10 He can come with me.

18:11 ROB: Yeah, no.

18:12 I coach and everything.

18:13 Listen, he asks about it.

18:14 He should be a second baseman shortstop.

18:15 --Sterling's number.

18:16 I don't have Sterling— crazy.

18:18 We emailed [LAUGHTER] Last 14 years, we've been emailing.

18:23 And he's super slow to respond, you know.

18:26 Well, look, this category right here is people in the cages,

18:29 but not doing well getting hurt.

18:32 Take a look at Battered Cages.

18:35 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Man.

18:40 STEELO: OK, that's not— ROB: Oh, man.

18:41 Don't put him out there.

18:42 Who's his dad?

18:43 LOLO: Oh, on the hand.

18:45 That's an unathletic dad.

18:46 No!

18:48 Didn't even ask the speed.

18:49 MAN: No!

18:50 Just threw him in one, like— STEELO: --is on the plate to swing.

18:53 This is a batter's box for a reason.

18:55 You're already outside the batter's box.

18:57 ROB: You're facing it.

18:58 MAN: No!

18:59 ROB: No!

19:00 His mother was right.

19:03 STEELO: Wow, where the helmets at, bro?

19:05 LOLO: Looks like a top golfer— STEELO: Where the helmet?

19:07 ROB: Oh.

19:07 LOLO: Oh.

19:08 STEELO: I like that, though.

19:09 I like that.

19:10 I never missed the devil.

19:11 ROB: That's an innovation.

19:12 LOLO: Lava man.

19:13 See, America, we're so far behind.

19:15 We're so far behind.

19:16 Listen, we're so far behind that their innovation is worn out and old.

19:20 Yeah, this is old, here.

19:22 This is like '92.

19:23 Barely hanging on.

19:24 All the color's gone.

19:25 You know what I'm saying?

19:26 And we're like, what!

19:28 STEELO: We're focused on Waymo.

19:30 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: You can do it, baby.

19:33 You can do it.

19:34 ROB: You can do it, baby.

19:35 You can do it.

19:37 [EXCLAIMING] He just need a helmet.

19:40 ROB: Yeah.

19:40 And his jeans to tailored.

19:41 You can't swing in those.

19:42 ROB: The whole kit too tight.

19:43 LOLO: No mobility.

19:44 Whole kit too tight.

19:47 The whole video is too tight.

19:49 Oh, man.

19:50 You can't get the hips cooking.

19:51 There you have it for Battered Cages.

19:55 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling, you ever get in the old batting cage?

20:00 Yeah, I was in there two days ago.

20:02 Yeah?

20:02 How'd you do?

20:03 I mean, come on, man.

20:04 I'm an athlete.

20:04 I mean, but what do we hit?

20:06 I mean, what's the fastest that thing will get up to?

20:07 The thing goes up to 80 there.

20:09 ROB: OK.

20:09 I'll hit 80 sometimes.

20:10 Yeah.

20:10 Just because.

20:11 Yeah, yeah.

20:12 ROB: Yeah?

20:12 And how many— and then, like, when you do it,

20:15 do you have, like, some sort of swaggy little technique here?

20:19 No, the ball's coming out pretty quick.

20:20 So you're hitting it and trying to— I mean—

20:22 And then you pick the leg up like this?

20:24 No, you don't want to pick the leg up when you're hitting.

20:26 Just like slight step to the pitcher.

20:27 ROB: Oh, do you.

20:28 You slight step.

20:28 Turn that back leg.

20:29 That's it.

20:30 Nobody does this?

20:30 STEELO: No.

20:31 When they're pitching, maybe.

20:32 Nobody does this on— STEELO: Maybe somebody.

20:34 You gotta be pretty strong though to bring all these dynamics.

20:37 I mean, Gary Sheffield used to have like a whole bunch he did.

20:41 But like, you're not doing all that stuff.

20:42 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

20:43 Unless you're on steroids.

20:44 Yeah, OK.

20:45 Man, hey, that's why I like steroids.

20:47 Yeah, I know.

20:48 It's fun.

20:48 It makes the game more fun.

20:50 We can't lie.

20:51 ROB: You know what I mean?

20:52 You just use, you get all funky with that extra power, you know.

20:56 Well, look, this category right here is

20:58 people feeling pain inside the batting cage.

21:00 Take a look at Batting Practice Problems.

21:04 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Oh, yeah, baby.

21:09 Coming right at you.

21:11 Oh, man.

21:12 Y'all too close, first of all.

21:14 Just the fact that this is even possible.

21:15 STEELO: It's the middle part.

21:16 Yeah.

21:17 ROB: You know, it's like— boom, boom, boom.

21:19 He quit.

21:21 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Action.

21:23 ROB: Action.

21:24 STEELO: Action.

21:25 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, my God.

21:28 Lucky she's a girl.

21:29 Who's aiming this thing?

21:30 STEELO: That's what I'm saying.

21:31 Like— Oh, a little inside.

21:35 Oh, man.

21:36 STEELO: Put a helmet on, bruh.

21:37 ROB: Man, oh.

21:39 [EXCLAIMING] STEELO: You should retire.

21:41 That swing gave it away.

21:42 You don't do this.

21:43 ROB: But you just— look, STEELO: You just stand.

21:45 You just know that he's never even done this.

21:47 He's like, hey, this is like— I was an athlete.

21:50 Yeah.

21:50 ROB: I can for sure do it.

21:51 Nah, bro.

21:53 You got your keys on your hip still.

21:55 ROB: Keys on.

21:57 [EXCLAIMING] Oh, God.

22:00 I'm better than this.

22:01 Batting.

22:02 Boom.

22:04 Bada-bang.

22:04 STEELO: Yeah.

22:05 Bada-bop.

22:06 Yeah.

22:07 Is it really about the hips?

22:08 It's about the shoulders?

22:10 What makes a good batter?

22:11 Ooh, your hips do play a huge part.

22:14 It sounds like— I don't think you know.

22:16 I do.

22:17 You don't got any fundamentals?

22:18 Yeah, it's just different things.

22:19 It's hand-eye coordination.

22:20 Just getting those hands back, elbow— yeah, it's like a lot of different things,

22:24 but I don't know what makes a good batter is.

22:26 That's God.

22:27 At the end of the day, you gotta be called to be a good batter.

22:30 Not everyone's born with it.

22:31 Not everybody born with it at all.

22:32 You can train.

22:33 Can God find you through drinking alcohol?

22:37 Babe Ruth was a great batter, and an alcoholic.

22:39 That's what I'm saying.

22:40 Like, when I shoot pool, if I'm drunk, I'm better.

22:42 Are you?

22:44 Or do you care less?

22:45 Maybe that's kind of what it is.

22:46 You have more accuracy not worrying about whether

22:48 or not you could hit it because you were wasted.

22:51 You're not overthinking it.

22:52 ROB: Yeah Does it feel good?

22:53 It feels OK.

22:54 ROB: It feels OK.

22:55 No, no.

22:56 Does it feel plausible?

22:57 I don't know.

22:58 I don't know if I want to see anybody drunk really playing an MLB.

23:00 No.

23:01 ROB: Yeah.

23:02 And look, and you know what it is.

23:03 It probably may work for, like a drink or two.

23:05 But there's this an immediate line where it's over.

23:08 And that is basically everybody in this category.

23:11 Boozy Batters.

23:12 Take a look.

23:14 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] LOLO: Oh, he's— he's already lost it.

23:20 Oh, man.

23:21 oh, man.

23:22 Was he close?

23:22 He never gave up.

23:23 Even though he was still falling, he was still trying to swing.

23:26 [LAUGHTER] He just— the fact that he kept trying to swing, knowing it was over.

23:32 He's right there, honestly.

23:34 Look, he hits it.

23:35 He does hit it.

23:35 Yeah.

23:36 Right at the very bottom.

23:37 ROB: OK, look.

23:38 STEELO: It was low and away.

23:39 Low and away.

23:40 It was a ball, sir.

23:41 MAN: Swing the bat if you drunk.

23:43 Swing the bat of your drunk.

23:46 STEELO: Oh, man.

23:47 He— he's done.

23:50 ROB: Man, that's sick.

23:51 STEELO: Are you OK?

23:52 No reason to grab ass first.

23:54 ROB: No, listen, you're not going to find out if he's OK by ass squeezing him.

23:57 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.

23:58 Nice.

23:59 Honk.

24:00 STEELO: Nice.

24:00 LOLO: Now it's his time.

24:02 STEELO: OK.

24:03 ROB: All right, here we go.

24:04 STEELO: What was that?

24:05 ROB: Man, goodbye.

24:06 LOLO: That's a big fall.

24:07 STEELO: That is a big fall.

24:08 He's OK.

24:09 ROB: Man, look, I'm glad we could see him, and it's not as far as it seems.

24:12 STEELO: It seems so far in the beginning.

24:13 ROB: We're just like, damn, this guy just, like, dropped two stories.

24:16 LOLO: Yeah.

24:17 ROB: Just fine.

24:18 Strike.

24:19 Oh, my God.

24:20 That stance right there.

24:21 He's doing the stanky leg.

24:23 STEELO: Yeah.

24:24 ROB: Oh, man.

24:25 STEELO: Why those knees shaking so much?

24:26 It's bothering me.

24:27 LOLO: Wait.

24:27 ROB: Oh, OK.

24:28 Going nowhere.

24:29 STEELO: They love him.

24:30 ROB: That's it.

24:31 He's a hero no matter what he does.

24:33 There you have it for Boozy Batters.

24:36 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] I love you, bro.