DC Runs on Hypocrisy and Booze
Brett Cooper
0:00 Kash Patel, please stay off of my timeline like I am begging you.
0:04 Please stay out of the news unless you are making arrests.
0:08 And I say that with love,
0:10 I say that with love because I want this administration to succeed and your pr,
0:15 your image is directly connected with that success in my opinion.
0:19 Like I'm honestly starting to miss the good old days when we
0:21 didn't know what shoes the FBI director was wearing to A UFC fight.
0:25 But we didn't know who he was dating when they weren't doing podcasts together,
0:28 when we didn't know the ins and outs
0:31 of his personal life when he was off the clock.
0:33 And I'm saying all of this because in case you missed it,
0:35 a scathing expose came out about Kash Patel and it does not look good.
0:40 So this is from the Atlantic.
0:41 The headline reads the FBI director is MIA.
0:44 Apparently he's not MIA for my timeline, but maybe he is from his job.
0:48 Anyway, they go on and the subtitle reads,
0:50 K Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes
0:53 of Excessive Drinking and Unexplained Absences.
0:56 Now this headline, like I said,
0:57 is obviously incredibly ironic considering he is all
0:59 over my ex feeded all the freaking time,
1:02 but it is usually not for a good reason.
1:04 Now these accusations of drunken MIA behaviour blowing up at staffers,
1:09 not being able to be reached for meetings,
1:11 not being able to use his own computer, all of this comes on the heels
1:15 of his viral Olympics video with the men's hockey team.
1:17 And so obviously that is not helping either.
1:21 But guys, contrary to my previous episodes where
1:23 I have gleefully spent time ripping into this man, this story, this episode,
1:27 it is not even about Kash Patel, his love of beer with the men's hockey
1:32 team or even his country music Sensation girlfriend.
1:35 It is about how both the left and the right clutch their pearls
1:38 over the very things that they defend happening in their own party.
1:42 It is all a big game of division that we are not part of.
1:45 Now before we dive into the story,
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2:03 Alright, so allegedly, according to this article,
2:06 Kash Patel is in full panic mode over his fears of being fired from the FBI,
2:10 which obviously makes sense after Trump recently asked Kristi Noam
2:13 and Pam Bondy and the Atlantic reported that multiple anonymous,
2:17 but multiple White House officials have said
2:18 that they're actively looking for Kash Patel's replacement
2:21 and that everyone is just sitting around waiting
2:24 for the call that he has officially been fired.
2:26 However, when asked by the Atlantic top members
2:29 of the admin like Caroline Levitt still had his back.
2:31 So in the article she said Crime across the country has
2:34 plummeted to the lowest level In more than a hundred years,
2:36 many high profile criminals have been put behind bars.
2:38 Director Patel remains a critical player
2:40 on the administration's law and Order team.
2:42 And then the acting attorney general Todd Blanche told the min statement,
2:45 Patel has accomplished more in 14 months in the previous administration
2:48 did in four years anonymously Source hit pieces do not constitute journalism,
2:52 but that really doesn't paint the entire picture of the situation
2:56 or this article obviously considering the over two dozen people
2:59 who were interviewed by the Atlantic and they all apparently
3:03 made it clear that he was not fit for the job.
3:05 Like this is the most damning part of the piece they wrote.
3:07 Several officials told me that Patel's drinking has
3:09 been a recurring source of concern across the government.
3:12 They said he is known to drink
3:13 to the point of obvious intoxication in many cases
3:16 that the private club NEDs of Washington DC while
3:18 in the presence of White House and other administration staff,
3:20 he is also known to drink to excess at the poodle
3:23 room in Las Vegas where he frequently spends parts of his weekends.
3:27 He's jet setting off to Vegas.
3:29 I god knows why- We're not the guys running around on private jets.
3:32 He's heading back home early in his tenure meetings
3:34 and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day
3:37 as a result of his alcohol fueled nights six current
3:40 and former officials and others familiar with Patel's schedule told me this.
3:43 On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had
3:46 difficulty walking Patel because he was seemingly
3:48 intoxicated according to information supplied
3:49 to the Justice Department and White House officials,
3:51 a request for breaching equipment normally used for SWAT
3:54 and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings
3:57 was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind
4:00 locked doors according to multiple people familiar with the request.
4:04 Like that stuff is crazy.
4:05 Like the picture that this paints is of a drunken unstable man,
4:09 he's out partying, he's not equipped to do his job,
4:12 he's gone missing like this is the person who is supposed
4:14 to be keeping the law and order of this country in order.
4:16 That was like the worst way for me to ever say that.
4:19 And I mean we have talked about this a lot in regards to Trump 2.0,
4:21 the current Trump administration as a whole.
4:23 But Kash has really struggled with his pr,
4:26 his comps and his messaging like the hypocrisy.
4:28 But flying around on private jets when previously before coming into office,
4:32 he said that you know, he would never do that.
4:34 That those private jets needed to be gotten rid of flying all
4:36 over the country to see the country music sensation who is now
4:39 apparently getting taxpayer funded FBI security guards yelling at people behind
4:43 the scenes because he didn't have the right FBI bomber jacket to wear,
4:46 getting custom bright yellow Nike dunks decorated
4:50 with FBI taglines and logos, his own nickname,
4:54 Kash Kash Money with the dollar sign that which
4:56 he then wears to UFC tournaments that he got
4:59 to by flying around on his private jet that he
5:01 previously said he would never use because it was so ridiculous.
5:04 Now all the while normal American people are
5:06 seeing all of this and they're going, okay,
5:08 well see actually even working like we're hearing about lower crimes,
5:11 but he's here with, you know, Dana White, there's no Epstein arrest like Nancy
5:14 Guthrie is still missing and you have Kash
5:17 money dunks like are you the FBI director or are you just here to have fun?
5:21 And like I, I'm not trying to just exclusively shade Kash Patel here,
5:24 it is not just a Kash problem.
5:26 Like to be fair, it feels like everyone in modern
5:27 politics really just wants to be a celebrity right now.
5:30 They all just wanna be podcasters like guys
5:31 like quit your jobs then buy a microphone.
5:34 It might be better anyway, but back to the article at hand,
5:36 within 24 hours of this article dropping Kash had
5:40 already filed a $250 million defamation suit against the Atlantic
5:46 and apparently he told them that he was ready
5:47 to file the suit before they even published the article.
5:50 They gave him only like a two hour window
5:52 to provide any comments and quotes for the article.
5:55 And when he saw what they were publishing, he, I'm ready to sue you.
5:58 So he did good on that promise and he has
6:00 officially sued them and that obviously is a pretty big lawsuit.
6:03 He has learned from the best he
6:04 learned from Trump suing all these media outlets.
6:06 But the Atlantic is apparently not backing down.
6:09 So they responded with this statement from the Atlantic.
6:11 We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel and we will
6:14 vigorously defend the Atlantic
6:15 and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit.
6:17 Now here's the thing, as critical as I am of Kash,
6:20 even though I enjoy making fun of him based on this journalist's track record,
6:25 this woman, I completely understand why he filed this suit.
6:27 Like I completely get it because this woman is behind some of the most
6:32 famous slandering pieces of journalism in modern
6:34 politics and her name is Sarah Fitzgerald.
6:37 So Sarah Fitzgerald is the one who wrote the hit piece on Pete Hegseth
6:39 when he was getting confirmed accusing him
6:41 of being a drunk while working at Fox.
6:43 She also had, and this is probably
6:44 the most damning evidence against her, but she had
6:47 the top byline in NBC's reporting about Brett
6:49 Kavanaugh allegedly having a gang rape ring in college,
6:52 which obviously turned out to be a sham.
6:54 The entire story fell apart once it was investigated.
6:56 And while this last piece wasn't her directly,
6:59 her editor at the Atlantic that she's directly
7:01 working under Jeffrey Goldberg is the one behind Trump's
7:04 infamous suckers and losers story where anonymous sources said
7:07 that that is what he had called fallen soldiers.
7:10 Now Trump obviously has long called that story a hoax.
7:13 He said, I never said it,
7:14 but witnesses have come out both supporting the journalist and supporting Trump.
7:18 Who knows what really happened.
7:19 Again, it just, you know, it was back and forth all the time.
7:21 But this writer and her editor, the reason why I'm bringing all of this up
7:24 is because they are rife with controversy.
7:26 That is what I'm trying to say.
7:27 It is not like they have the most perfect track record of all time.
7:30 And the Atlantic, again, to be fair,
7:32 is no friend to Republicans or to this administration.
7:35 So I understand why Kash was immediately on the defence and I
7:38 understand why so many Republicans are not quick to believe this journalist.
7:41 But either way, as you saw in their statement,
7:43 the Atlantic is obviously standing 10 toes down on this article.
7:46 And even if their sources turn out to be lying,
7:49 it's not like Kash Patel has some squeaky clean record to begin with.
7:53 And at this point, like I honestly when I look at the story,
7:55 I am just tired of the hypocrisy that comes
7:57 with all of the outrage and I'm tired of it from both sides because when it
8:01 comes to stories and accusations like this, you know,
8:03 whether it's in the Atlantic or the New York Times or NBC news,
8:05 whenever it is somebody on someone's own side,
8:08 on their own team, people are silent.
8:10 They say it's not happening, they deflect, they brush it off,
8:12 they shift the blame like it is a normal strategy.
8:15 We all know it, we all have probably partaken in it at some point or other,
8:18 like for example with this most recent Kash Patel story,
8:21 it's apparently cool said one Republican congressman,
8:24 as long as it doesn't affect his job in a negative way, I'm cool.
8:26 The Georgia Republican added.
8:28 So even if this is true, this congressman is saying it's not impacting his job.
8:31 So whatever he's cool, it's chill.
8:33 And this is very similar to how the right
8:35 at large reacted when the same woman again,
8:37 same woman accused Pete EF of being a drunk based
8:40 on more anonymous tips from Fox News employees while he was,
8:42 you know, having his tenure there.
8:44 And again, republicans generally supported him
8:46 like Senator Mark Wayne Mullen even
8:47 went so far as to say this in one of Pete, he's hearings.
8:51 How many senators have showed up drunk to vote at night?
8:57 Have any of you guys asked them to step down and resign for their job?
9:01 And don't tell me you haven't seen it because I know you have.
9:04 And then how many senators do you know
9:06 have got a divorce before cheating on their wives?
9:09 Did you ask them to step down?
9:12 No, but it's for show you guys make sure
9:15 you make a big show and point out the hypocrisy
9:19 because a man's made a mistake and you want
9:23 to sit there and say that he's not qualified.
9:25 Gimme a joke.
9:26 All right, now I'm just gonna pause there.
9:27 I have so much to say about this clip and it just drives me up a wall
9:30 for more than one reason and maybe not
9:32 the reason that you expect because right after he said,
9:34 you know, how many senators do you know who have shown up drunk to vote?
9:37 Like did you hear everyone in the peanut
9:39 gallery just laughing when he said that?
9:41 I mean it's just like, it's all a big joke to them.
9:43 They're just like, oh, that's so true, that's so fun.
9:46 Like they're out there partying in DC
9:48 Madison Hawthorn says there's like orgies happening,
9:50 they're getting it on in congressional closets according to, you know,
9:54 George Santos, they're having their sexual misconduct
9:55 investigations hidden from the public and then
9:57 they're just sitting here laughing about
9:59 drunken behaviour and like Mark Wayne Mullen,
10:01 he was defending hegseth against these, you know,
10:03 slanderous anonymous allegations and I understand why and he made a great point,
10:08 but he really just exposed the entire
10:10 system for being even more depraved and perverse.
10:12 And if we're being honest here,
10:14 he wasn't really defending Pete's character or saying
10:16 that everything was a lie and slanderous as much as he was saying it doesn't
10:20 matter because all of you guys are freaks too
10:22 because all of you have made mistakes
10:23 as well because all of you also have drinking
10:26 problems and show up drunk to work like so what he drinks all of you guys too.
10:30 So what he cheated on his wives, you guys too.
10:32 I mean like what a remarkable argument.
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12:26 Alright, so back to the point, yes, even though I have a problem with what he's
12:30 saying and I don't like the implications of it,
12:32 Mark Wayne Mullen was right because the left was,
12:34 you know, clutching their pearls and being
12:36 hypocritical about the whole he set situation,
12:38 but that doesn't really make the story at hand
12:40 any better because the right does the exact same thing.
12:43 I mean think back to the election cycle
12:44 in 2024 when Republicans and I honestly did this too,
12:47 but when they spent countless entire campaign talking about
12:50 how she was drunk and honestly she probably was,
12:52 but I mean they kept going back to that and mocking
12:55 her for that and saying she was unfit
12:56 for office and Republicans were so much better.
12:58 We had more class, we had more standards.
13:00 Like they even mocked her for having
13:02 a glass of wine after she lost the election.
13:04 Like, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna pile onto her for that.
13:06 If I also had been embarrassed on a global stage
13:08 and had the worst campaign in the history of the country,
13:11 I too would be having a glass of boxed wine from Trader Joe's with my family.
13:15 That is how I would soothe myself.
13:17 But even today, literally as I sat down for this episode,
13:19 Kamala is going viral for saying something else retarded,
13:22 as she always does and people are claiming that she is a drunk yet again.
13:25 As you can see here,
13:26 this is one example and wokeness Kamala Harris is drunk on stage again.
13:29 And of course throughout the entire time that was happening,
13:32 the left shot that all down they deflected,
13:34 they said, no, she never drank, she's not a drunk.
13:36 Even though obviously it was clear that something was going on.
13:38 And like fast forward to right now, the left is also very quiet about
13:42 the alcohol accusations against disgrace Congressman Eric Swalwell,
13:45 which in case you missed it, yes there is more to his story.
13:48 It just keeps getting worse.
13:49 Like this is the most recent headline,
13:51 staggering number of booze deliveries Eric Swalwell
13:53 charged to campaign including a Vegas bender.
13:56 Like was he there with Kash Patel, were they at the Poodle Lounge together?
13:59 Like I, like I just thousands and thousands
14:02 and thousands of dollars spent on booze.
14:04 And I'm sure that all of this is just scratching the surface,
14:06 not just for him but for other people in Congress.
14:08 And guess what?
14:09 All of this, it's not new.
14:10 Like think back to 1969 when Ted Kennedy was
14:13 in Congress and he allegedly had been drinking at a party,
14:16 got into a car with one of his congressional aide, took a wrong turn,
14:19 drove the car off of the bridge into the water,
14:21 and his congressional aide died and he didn't report the incident
14:24 to the police until 10 hours later when the woman's body was found.
14:29 That should be obviously incriminating,
14:31 he should not be working in government anymore.
14:33 And yet he served no jail time.
14:35 He continued to serve in the Senate for another four decades.
14:37 I think they even gave him the title of like lion in the Senate.
14:40 Like the media largely ignored his past
14:43 all while he was struggling with alcoholism
14:45 in his personal life to the point where
14:47 his kids in the nineties were staging interventions.
14:49 He was showing up to work in Congress, obviously drunk and flushed.
14:52 Like the point is, the reason why I'm bringing
14:54 that up is because none of this is new in politics.
14:57 It has always been messy.
14:58 And in large part, your own party protects you like TLDR,
15:02 everybody there drinks, everybody gets blackmailed,
15:04 they protect their own side until it's convenient for them not to.
15:07 They use blackmail against one another and then each side
15:10 freaks out and deflects when the accusations point at them,
15:13 even if they are protecting people on their own
15:15 side for doing the exact same thing.
15:17 Like my view as I watch all of this is like maybe you're all just terrible.
15:20 We're all unfit, you are all got awful people and you have no right
15:24 to claim any kind of moral superiority over
15:26 the other side or over us normal Americans.
15:29 And I think a lot of us unfortunately have wasted
15:32 breath going after the other side hoping that ours will,
15:34 you know, hold themselves to a better standard,
15:36 prove to be better, only to be let down.
15:38 It's just unfortunate and it is disappointing.
15:40 So that really is the main point to this story.
15:43 Maybe Cas Patel is a drunk, maybe he's not.
15:45 My view is that the story just based on the author
15:48 and her track record is probably a bit exaggerated.
15:50 But I also wouldn't be surprised based on what we've just
15:53 seen on social media that maybe he has some erratic behaviour.
15:55 Maybe he's more interested in the poodle
15:57 lounge than actually doing FBI work again, just based on what we've seen online.
16:01 So all that being considered,
16:02 especially with all of the shakeups happening in the Trump admin right now,
16:04 all I can say is that hopefully the sweet voice
16:07 of his country music sensation can soothe his fears and worries.
16:10 And then maybe you'll have to spend a little less time at the Poodle Lounge.