Luke Being Rage-Baited for 40 Minutes | Gilmore Girls Compilation

0:00 Come on.

0:01 Hey.

0:03 What is this?

0:04 Look, you're my responsibility.

0:06 You're exhibiting signs of violent behavior,

0:08 and I don't care how much you don't want to talk about it.

0:10 You're not leaving till you tell me.

0:11 Now, tell me, where'd you get the black eye?

0:13 You wouldn't believe it anyway.

0:14 Try me, tough guy.

0:17 A swan.

0:19 Excuse me?

0:20 I was attacked by a swan, okay?

0:23 You happy?

0:24 A stupid swan.

0:27 Now, how about the real story?

0:29 That is the real story.

0:30 It hangs out by Larson's Dock.

0:32 I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere,

0:35 and bam, beaked me right in the eye.

0:37 It beaked you?

0:38 You still don't believe me.

0:39 I just never heard anyone use the word beaked as a verb before.

0:43 This isn't funny.

0:45 That stupid bird attacked me.

0:48 He could have blinded me.

0:49 It's a vicious, vicious bird, and Fine.

0:54 Forget it.

0:59 What are you doing?

1:01 Where are you going?

1:02 I'm going to do a little beaking of my own.

1:04 Just not the ladle.

1:05 That's a brand new ladle.

1:07 Take the baster.

1:11 Do you see a shh It's one hell of a raccoon.

1:17 Shovel up.

1:18 Shovel up.

1:18 Shovel up.

1:22 I probably should be more surprised than I am, right?

1:25 Kirk, wake up.

1:27 And he's naked.

1:28 Stop, Kirk.

1:29 Jeez.

1:30 You're in my house, Kirk.

1:31 You're in my boat, Kirk.

1:32 I'm exposed.

1:33 We know, Kirk.

1:33 Yeah, let's do something about that, huh, Kirk?

1:36 I'm good now.

1:38 Kirk?

1:40 What you doing here?

1:41 I left Mother's.

1:42 No, did you have a fight?

1:43 Did she take away your Beach Boys album again?

1:45 No, I just got so excited about the thought of a new life,

1:48 you know, of striking out on my own and being my own man.

1:51 Right, Luke?

1:53 Right, Luke?

1:54 So, I did it.

1:55 I packed my clothes, and I gave my mother my key,

1:57 and I said goodbye, and I left.

1:59 Oh, Kirk, that's a big deal you leaving like that.

2:02 it is, but Luke explained to me that if I

2:05 really want to move to the next level with Lulu,

2:07 and have a real grown-up relationship with sleepovers and everything,

2:11 then I had to get out.

2:12 I don't think that's exactly what I said.

2:15 it was.

2:16 And I felt really good about it until I realized that I had no place to go.

2:20 I probably should have found an apartment first.

2:23 Probably.

2:23 You can stay in Rory's room.

2:25 Really?

2:25 Really?

2:26 Just for tonight.

2:27 We'll find you some place tomorrow.

2:28 Okay.

2:33 You know, I think you've got a raccoon in here.

2:35 Just go on in the house, Kirk.

2:38 What were you thinking?

2:39 Kirk was at the diner talking about how he

2:41 wished how he and Lulu had what we have,

2:43 and I just mentioned Everybody knows you can't mention anything to Kirk.

2:47 I was cornered.

2:48 I was tired.

2:48 I wanted to go to sleep.

2:49 Well, now we have to go in there and take care of him.

2:51 He is now our responsibility.

2:53 Uh-uh.

2:54 Pottery Barn baby, you break it, you buy it.

2:56 Ah, jeez.

3:00 There's nothing in here but ice cream,

3:02 candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting.

3:04 Why are you not 450 lbs?

3:07 I know, scientists call it the Lorelai paradox.

3:09 Who you calling?

3:10 No one.

3:11 Just seeing if Rory left a message.

3:13 Who's watching those?

3:16 What, was she supposed to leave a message?

3:19 No, I was just hoping.

3:20 We're out of plastic.

3:23 Why were you hoping?

3:24 Everything okay with her?

3:25 Yeah, she just had a date tonight.

3:26 Get four of those, tend to break.

3:30 Uh, she out with that Logan kid?

3:32 No, Robert.

3:33 Who's Robert?

3:34 I know nothing about him except his last name's Grimaldi.

3:36 When did she break up with Logan?

3:38 She didn't.

3:39 I don't understand.

3:40 It's college.

3:41 The hell's that mean?

3:42 It means butt out, back off, none of your business.

3:44 Oh.

3:45 Rory suddenly decided she's dating girl.

3:47 Well, that's okay, right?

3:48 Isn't that what kids are supposed to do?

3:49 It's just it's not Rory.

3:51 I I don't think it's what is going to make her happy.

3:53 It seems wrong for her.

3:55 You say something to her?

3:55 No.

3:56 I mean, she's been so chatty lately,

3:58 wanting to be able to talk about Logan in her life,

4:00 so you know, I just don't know what to do.

4:03 You talk back.

4:04 I am, but I feel like I need to be really careful what I say.

4:06 Oh, come on, that's ridiculous.

4:07 Well, she's not at home anymore.

4:08 She's on her own.

4:09 Doesn't matter.

4:10 It matters a little.

4:11 You know, there've been very few times

4:12 in our relationship when I ever played the mom card,

4:15 but I always had it there, in my back pocket.

4:17 And when I used it, she had to hear it and take it, cuz she lived here.

4:20 And even if she didn't like it, or even if she got mad,

4:22 the worst that would happen is she would run

4:24 into her room and slam the door and blast the jam,

4:26 but then in the morning, I controlled the bathroom and the and the Pop-Tarts,

4:30 and she had to deal with me.

4:32 Eventually, we'd make up, and it was over.

4:34 But now Now, things different.

4:36 Of course it's different.

4:37 She's on her own.

4:38 She's making her own decisions.

4:40 My mom card's looking a little flimsier,

4:42 and I don't know how much to say to her.

4:45 If she doesn't want to hear it, she doesn't have to take it.

4:47 She doesn't have to call, or come home.

4:50 She'll call.

4:50 She'll come home.

4:52 Yeah, I hope so.

4:53 I don't know.

4:59 Do we lock the front door?

5:01 I'll be right back.

5:03 I have conducted a thorough investigation of all the people who may

5:06 have inadvertently been witness to the phony murder at my store last night.

5:11 There was a phony murder?

5:12 Yeah, the town's too dull to work up a real murder.

5:14 But you're one beam me up, Scotty reference away from being the victim of one.

5:17 Luke, are you going to listen?

5:19 What's this got to do with me?

5:20 Three people have reported seeing Jess

5:22 in that area late last night, skulking, lurking.

5:25 There are a lot of people out late last night.

5:26 I know, because I fed some of them.

5:28 I'll give you their names,

5:28 so you can add them to your suspect Another person witnessed Jess walking out

5:32 of an arts and crafts store 2 days ago with what appeared to be chalk.

5:36 You appear to be bugging me, Taylor.

5:38 What are you going to do about it, Luke?

5:39 About what?

5:40 About the results of my investigation.

5:41 Absolutely nothing, but thanks for the info.

5:43 You have to do something.

5:44 People want action.

5:45 People meaning you.

5:46 Not just me.

5:48 I speak for the Stars Hollow Business Association,

5:51 the Stars Hollow Tourist Board,

5:52 the Stars Hollow Neighborhood Watch Organization,

5:54 and the Stars Hollow Citizens for a Clean Stars Hollow Council.

5:57 All of which are you.

5:58 So, are you going to act?

6:00 Yes, I am.

6:01 I'm going to act like you never came in here.

6:02 Fine.

6:02 Have it your own way, but I warn you,

6:04 there's going to be a lot of unhappy people at the SHBA,

6:07 the SHTB, the SHNWO, and the SHCCSHC.

6:12 F I N E.

6:13 Oh, you are impossible.

6:15 YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.

6:19 I THINK WE'RE LATE.

6:21 WHAT'S GOING on here?

6:22 Uh, nothing.

6:23 Meeting was supposed to start at 8:00, Taylor.

6:24 It's a minute to 8:00.

6:25 Well, Oh, you might as well be honest with him, Taylor.

6:28 Be honest with him about what?

6:29 Well, if you must know,

6:30 there was a special issue that the business community had to deal with first,

6:34 so we decided to start early tonight.

6:36 I'm in the business community, and I wasn't told about it.

6:40 Taylor?

6:41 All right, fine.

6:42 You weren't invited, Luke.

6:44 And why is that?

6:45 Controversy.

6:46 You weren't invited because we are dealing with the Jess situation.

6:49 The Jess situation?

6:51 Uh-oh.

6:51 This is the Wild West.

6:52 We'd be pushing horses aside and diving into the water trough right about now.

6:54 Damn it, Taylor.

6:55 Luke, honey, calm down.

6:57 After all, this is all your doing.

6:59 If you hadn't so cavalierly dismissed the issue,

7:01 we wouldn't have had to do this.

7:03 I lost business because of what your hooligan nephew did.

7:06 How was business lost, Taylor?

7:07 If you had to open a little late that day, your customers just came back later.

7:11 Not so.

7:12 When Mrs.

7:12 Lannegan couldn't buy her head of lettuce that morning for her lunch,

7:15 she drove straight to Woodbury to buy lettuce from a competing market.

7:19 Isn't that right, Mrs.

7:19 Lannegan?

7:21 Mrs.

7:21 Lannegan?

7:24 You really shouldn't be driving anymore.

7:26 Word has it that she was telling other

7:28 Doosey's Market shoppers that Woodbury lettuce is crisper.

7:31 That's business flying out the door.

7:34 Okay, fine.

7:34 How much is a head of lettuce?

7:35 A Oh, let's go crazy.

7:37 Give me five heads.

7:37 This goes well beyond a head of lettuce, young man.

7:41 The charges against your nephew are numerous.

7:43 He stole the Save the Bridge money.

7:44 that back.

7:45 He stole a gnome from Babette's garden.

7:47 Pierpont was also returned.

7:48 He hooted one of my dance classes.

7:50 He took a garden hose from my yard.

7:52 My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.

7:55 I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.

7:58 Please, the bottom line here is that there is a consensus among town's people

8:02 who are in agreement that Stars Hollow was a better place before Jess got here.

8:07 So, this half of the room gets the tar, and the other half gets the feathers?

8:10 Well, there hasn't been any talk of tar and feathers, although

8:13 Look, I've lived in this town my entire life, longer than most everybody here.

8:17 Beg to differ.

8:17 I'm 5 weeks older than you.

8:19 That means I've been here 5 weeks longer.

8:20 I've never bothered anyone.

8:22 I've kept to myself, and I've done the best I could.

8:24 I pay my taxes, and I help people when I can.

8:27 I haven't pitched in on the decorative pageantry town stuff,

8:30 because it all seems insane to me,

8:32 but I don't get in the way of that stuff, either.

8:34 What's your point, Luke?

8:35 His point is, do you mind?

8:36 Be my guest.

8:37 His point is that if there's a problem And I'm not saying there's a problem.

8:41 Right, he's not saying there is a problem, but if there is,

8:42 give him time to deal with it before

8:44 you storm his diner with torches and pitchforks.

8:45 Right, what I'm dealing with being a problem

8:48 that I don't necessarily agree that I even have.

8:51 Right.

8:52 I didn't get that last part.

8:53 Lay off him, because what you're all doing stinks.

8:56 I'm done here.

8:57 I'm done with all of you.

8:58 Oh, and I was going to stay open late

9:00 in case anyone wanted to eat after the meeting.

9:02 Forget that.

9:03 Good.

9:03 Who would steal that thing?

9:05 It's just a hunk of junk.

9:06 You know, broke down the expressway a couple hours ago.

9:08 The guy was in it.

9:09 You got the guy?

9:10 Yeah, but there's not a lot we can do.

9:11 The guy's the owner.

9:12 What do you mean, I'm the owner?

9:13 Well, not according to the registration.

9:15 It's registered to

9:16 Jess Mariano.

9:17 Yep.

9:17 Says you're his uncle.

9:20 Registration's long expired, too.

9:22 Needs seeing to.

9:23 But I just figured since this seems like a family matter,

9:25 I'd bring the car and the kid back to you.

9:31 Yeah, family matter.

9:34 Well, look who's back.

9:35 I'm just here to retrieve my property.

9:37 You've got a lot of nerve.

9:37 You've got a lot of nerve.

9:38 How so?

9:39 You stole my car.

9:40 Coop should have arrested you.

9:41 Why didn't he arrest you?

9:43 Free donuts.

9:44 Beautiful.

9:45 So, you got anything you want to say?

9:48 You could have washed it once in a while.

9:49 Okay, fine.

9:50 The car is yours.

9:51 Our business here is done.

9:52 Hasta la vista.

9:53 Have a nice life.

9:54 here is not done.

9:55 My car is wrecked because of you.

9:57 Oh, yeah?

9:57 Three of the tires are leaking.

9:58 It's got no oil.

9:59 The floats in the carburetor are probably cracked, so it's backfiring like mad.

10:03 I mean, people were ducking when I was driving by.

10:05 Then it stalled and wouldn't start.

10:07 Goodwrench in the yellow pages.

10:09 I think it's under M, or is it G?

10:10 I can never tell with those kinds of things.

10:13 You're paying for the repairs.

10:14 Oh, don't make me laugh.

10:15 It's broken because of you.

10:17 was a piece of junk to begin with.

10:18 The paint's the only thing holding it together.

10:20 expired registration?

10:21 I'm going to have to pay a fine.

10:22 So, I guess it didn't work out with your dad, huh?

10:25 Worked out fine.

10:26 So, what are you doing back east, buddy?

10:27 Still searching?

10:28 Been traveling.

10:29 Well, thanks for all the swell cards and letters you sent while you were away.

10:32 me out.

10:33 What were you expecting?

10:34 A candy gram?

10:35 kick you out.

10:35 You got yourself kicked out.

10:37 Nice spin.

10:38 You should work for Bush.

10:39 you got out of this Kerouac trip of yours?

10:41 You write the great American novel?

10:42 You learn how to play the harmonica?

10:43 you care?

10:44 You're not my guardian anymore.

10:45 And I bless every day that I'm not.

10:47 Uh when you're not good at something, it's best to cut and run.

10:49 Oh, sorry I tried to give you a decent life, Jess.

10:52 Sorry I didn't think driving a forklift for the rest

10:54 of your life was good enough for you.

10:56 Oh, that is condescending, isn't it?

10:58 I thought you were a friend of the working man.

11:00 Oh, that sister of mine, what a prize.

11:02 What a prize.

11:04 What does she have to do with any of that?

11:05 I tell her about the car, she runs and tells you, that's what happened, right?

11:08 And her claiming she had no contact.

11:10 Again, the car is mine.

11:12 Liz was doing the right thing.

11:13 That's what family does.

11:16 Family?

11:16 What a joke coming from you.

11:18 Go clean your counters.

11:19 I'm tired.

11:19 So, you're staying in town?

11:20 I don't know of any 24-hour auto shops around here, do you?

11:23 Well, you're not staying with me.

11:24 Didn't cross my mind.

11:25 Get it fixed quick.

11:26 Believe me, no one wants to fix it faster than me.

11:29 You stay away from her while you're here.

11:31 Stay away from who?

11:32 You know who I mean.

11:33 Gee, you're so cryptic.

11:35 You've done all the damage there you're going to, okay?

11:37 I'm here to get my car, and then I'm gone.

11:42 Where are you staying?

11:43 Back seat's as comfy as anywhere.

11:46 Fine.

11:47 Hold on.

11:48 Hey, Luke, it's for you.

11:49 It's Taylor.

11:50 See, sir?

11:51 You just broke Luke's standing.

11:52 When Taylor calls, I'm out,

11:54 even if you can see me through the stupid connecting window rule.

11:56 I could tell him you're out, and that dude, your evil identical twin is in town.

12:00 No, no, no.

12:00 I'll take it.

12:01 I actually have to discuss something with him.

12:03 Hello.

12:04 Luke.

12:05 Hey, buddy.

12:06 Hey, buddy.

12:07 So, the powers that be have signed off on you purchasing the Twickam house.

12:12 All that's left is dotting the i's and crossing the t's.

12:15 Okay.

12:16 Fine.

12:17 Ooh, sorry, Lorelai's there.

12:18 Can't talk now, right?

12:20 Pretty much.

12:21 You know I'm a bit of a romantic, Luke.

12:23 The thought of you buying this house

12:24 for your burgeoning family is quite touching.

12:27 I almost tear up.

12:29 Adds to the tax base, too.

12:30 Well, good.

12:31 Talk to you later.

12:34 Goodbye.

12:33 Wow, you and Taylor seem to be getting on very well these days.

12:37 Yeah, well, he's been cooperating with me on certain matters.

12:40 Luke, I think the sales tax is off by a penny.

12:43 In fact, I'm sure of it.

12:45 I'm ready to go to the mat on this one.

12:46 Those guys with the tire irons, where did your mother get them?

12:49 The DAR, and they don't work for outsiders.

12:53 Show me the penny, Kirk.

12:55 I mean, for you, it's going very well.

12:57 For me, I just had a group of German tourists come

12:59 in, and they've been shoveling it in since they sat down.

13:01 What do you mean it's not going well for me?

13:04 It's the Twickam house.

13:05 Someone's put in a competing offer.

13:07 A competing Taylor, you promised that house to me.

13:11 And I did all that I could,

13:12 but this other offer includes a substantial down payment in cash.

13:16 The powers that be are seriously considering selling

13:18 the house to this fellow townsman of yours.

13:21 I'll up my offer.

13:22 This guy'll just up his then.

13:24 He's got vast resources.

13:27 resources can he have?

13:27 He's living in Stars Hollow.

13:28 Luke, he's willing to put down a quarter of a million dollars.

13:32 What?

13:32 That can't be right.

13:34 That's what it is.

13:35 I know everyone in this stinking town.

13:36 What fellow townsman has a quarter of a million dollars in cash?

13:40 I'm not sure I'm at liberty to say.

13:42 Tell me, Taylor.

13:43 Okay.

13:45 Say that name again?

13:49 I'll talk to you later.

13:58 Sally Forth is on fire today.

14:00 ON FIRE?

14:01 WHERE DID YOU GET A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS?

14:25 HAVE WE, MY FRIEND?

14:26 What say you I go over to the diner across

14:28 the street and pick us up a nice cup of coffee?

14:30 Forget it.

14:31 I'm fine.

14:32 What diner across the street?

14:34 This place, Kirk's.

14:35 Great place.

14:36 The owner's a real character, and the coffee's fantastic.

14:38 Come on, let me get you a cup.

14:40 Though, maybe you ought to pay, seeing as I did pick us up the last round.

14:44 Eggs sunny side up with a side of bacon,

14:47 and who's got the scrambled with hash browns?

14:51 Here we go.

14:52 What the hell is going on here?

14:54 Welcome to Kirk's.

14:55 I'll be right with you.

14:56 What is this?

14:57 It's a diner, Luke.

14:58 A diner called Kirk's?

14:59 It's the name my mother gave me.

15:01 Top you off there, Jess?

15:03 Why are you doing this?

15:04 I just saw a need and I filled it.

15:06 Seemed to me Stars Hollow was in want of a real neighborhood joint.

15:09 A watering hole where the townsfolk could mingle.

15:11 A place where a fellow could come and get a piece of pie,

15:14 a cup of Arbuckles, and a soupçon of small-town charm.

15:17 Yeah, well, Stars Hollow has already got that place.

15:20 It's right across the street.

15:21 It's called Luke's.

15:22 Luke's, ring any bells?

15:23 Sounds a little like Kirk's, doesn't it?

15:25 Luke, if you were suggesting that you were the very

15:27 first person to ever think of naming a restaurant after yourself,

15:30 I think that Denny, Arby, and Tony Roma might have something to say about that.

15:34 Not to mention Mr.

15:35 Chuck E.

15:35 Cheese.

15:36 Chuck E.

15:36 Cheese Chuck E.

15:37 Cheese is not a person.

15:38 Luke, do you really think a giant

15:39 mouse opened a national restaurant franchise by himself?

15:42 Look at this.

15:42 French toast, pancakes, buttermilk pancakes.

15:45 You stole my menu.

15:46 You did not invent pancakes, Luke.

15:49 Anyway, I heard Luke's went out of business.

15:50 Luke's did not go out of business.

15:51 Luke's is closed for repairs, and you want to know why it's closed?

15:54 Because some nincompoop yesterday drove his car through my diner.

15:59 Would you care to step outside for a moment, Luke?

16:01 Outside?

16:02 Outside what?

16:08 I think it would behoove you not to use

16:09 slanderous language like nincompoop in my place of business, Luke.

16:13 Because, let me tell you, it is only out of the kindness of my heart

16:16 that I'm not suing the pants off of you.

16:19 You're going to sue me?

16:20 After you crash a car into my diner and bust a giant hole in my wall?

16:24 For all you know, I could have brain damage.

16:26 pretty sure you do.

16:28 You know what, Kirk?

16:28 Go ahead.

16:29 Sue me.

16:30 Crash into my diner, make me lose a week's business,

16:32 make me pay for the repairs, and then sue me for damages.

16:35 For brain damages.

16:36 That sounds fair.

16:37 Luke, calm down.

16:39 I get where you're coming from.

16:40 I think we can work something out.

16:45 What is this?

16:46 A job application.

16:48 The way business is picking up, I'm totally going to need a fry guy.

16:51 What I had intended like your finances were kind of tight.

16:54 If you came expecting a handout, you came to the wrong guy.

16:56 I'm of the teach a man to fish school, Luke.

17:04 You do not throw trash on the floor of a restaurant, Luke.

17:06 Not cool.

17:10 I got the burger.

17:11 Thank you.

17:12 Yeah, I just threw in some fries.

17:13 Fries, great.

17:14 I love fries.

17:14 Okay.

17:15 Um Jess, thank you for um your um I got to go.

17:24 What was going on up here?

17:25 Nothing.

17:26 Nothing.

17:27 I walked in here and the two of you were like shrapnel.

17:29 Timing is perfect, by the way.

17:30 Next time we'll hang a sock on the door.

17:32 Hey, there will be no hanging of socks on the door in my house.

17:34 Do you hear me?

17:36 Relax, I was kidding.

17:37 Oh, really?

17:37 Hanging socks on doors, that's your idea of funny?

17:39 Depending on the sock design, could be hilarious.

17:42 Okay, that's it.

17:42 Sit down.

17:43 Why?

17:43 It's time to lay down a few ground rules.

17:44 Sit.

17:48 All right.

17:49 First off, when she is up here, that door stays open.

17:53 Excuse me?

17:54 You are not allowed on either end of this apartment.

17:57 You are instead to remain here in the middle portion of the room.

18:00 You may sit on the couch or on the chair,

18:02 as long as you two are sitting on separate seats.

18:04 I.E., when you're on the couch, then she's on the chair.

18:06 When she's on the couch, then you're on the chair.

18:09 I get it.

18:09 Thank you.

18:10 On weekdays, you will have her home by 9:00.

18:13 On weekends, you will have her home by 11:00.

18:15 Any evidence of alcohol, cigarette smoke,

18:17 or anything else that Nancy Reagan would find unacceptable,

18:20 and you will not be allowed near her without an adult present.

18:23 Are these rules clear?

18:24 Yes.

18:25 Good.

18:25 May I speak?

18:26 If you must.

18:27 Do you want me to have you committed, or would you prefer to check yourself in?

18:31 I'm not joking here, mister.

18:32 Listen, I just want you to know that I had a little talk with Jess earlier.

18:36 You did?

18:37 Yes, I did.

18:38 And I really laid down the rules concerning him and Rory.

18:40 Trust me, he now knows that I am going

18:42 to be watching them every second they are together.

18:45 Oh, good.

18:47 Yep.

18:47 You know they're together now.

18:48 What?

18:49 Oh, yeah.

18:49 I have to get a part for my car.

18:50 I'm going to go study.

18:51 That's kid code for meet me at the previously

18:53 agreed upon location far away from my clueless uncle.

18:55 You're kidding me, right?

18:56 You don't really think that Damn, they are.

19:00 They're together.

19:00 They used the kid code, and now they're together.

19:02 It's okay, Luke.

19:03 It's okay, Luke?

19:04 They are out there right now doing God knows what, completely unsupervised.

19:07 How did you let this happen?

19:08 Me?

19:09 Yes, you.

19:10 I thought you were against this.

19:11 you were all, this is so great, and Rory's going to change Jess.

19:14 What, is she a miracle worker?

19:15 Come on, Lorelai, wake up.

19:16 The guy's trouble.

19:17 I have to find them.

19:18 Caesar, I'll be back in a little while.

19:20 You're seriously going to run all over town looking for Jess and Rory?

19:23 If I have to.

19:24 Yes.

19:25 And if you were really a concerned mother, you'd go out there with me.

19:28 No, I can't do that.

19:29 But if you like, I'll let you sniff Rory's sweater.

19:31 Maybe her scent will help you track them down.

19:33 The things you find amusing astound me sometimes.

19:38 You're not really going to sniff it?

19:40 No, it's cold out.

19:41 She might need it.

19:45 So, I just checking in, making sure everything was fine.

19:49 Everything is It's The ducks are working out for you?

19:52 Ducks are selling like hotcakes.

19:55 No.

19:54 Like hotcakes.

19:56 God, you are a funny guy.

19:57 I just I never realized.

20:00 So, I just wanted to tell you that I'm

20:03 really grateful to you for jumping in like this.

20:06 Happy to jump.

20:07 Are you straining the sauce?

20:08 Excuse me?

20:09 The duck sauce, are you straining it?

20:11 Yes.

20:11 Twice?

20:11 No.

20:12 Oh, well, it's really best if you strain it twice.

20:15 It makes it really smooth.

20:16 People seem to be liking the sauce, Sookie.

20:18 Well, sure, when you don't know what you're missing, then

20:21 Okay, tell you what.

20:21 From now on, I will strain the duck sauce twice,

20:24 three times if it'll make you happy.

20:25 No, then it'll be too runny.

20:27 Twice it is.

20:28 Thank you.

20:28 You're welcome.

20:29 Hey, I got Sookie on the phone.

20:31 You need to talk to her?

20:32 Yes, actually, great.

20:33 I'm handing you over to Lorelai.

20:35 Hey.

20:35 He's not straining the duck sauce three times, is he?

20:38 Uh, not to my knowledge.

20:39 Hey, Sookie, where are the applications?

20:41 know why you joke about a thing like that.

20:42 Three times?

20:43 It's not funny.

20:44 Sookie, the applications from the culinary

20:46 institute for your temporary replacement.

20:48 Are they not there?

20:49 Uh, depends on where there is.

20:51 They're around somewhere.

20:53 Check the freezer.

20:53 Sometimes I like to read in there.

20:55 That's very Lucy of you.

20:56 I'll call when I find them.

20:58 Now, rest.

20:58 Bye.

21:00 Bye.

21:00 You know, I love watching you cook.

21:02 It's hot.

21:02 It's cuz you're standing next to the broiler.

21:04 Oh, is that what we're calling it now?

21:05 Yeah, not in front of the guys, please.

21:07 Fine, I'll save my dirty cooking jokes for later.

21:09 Good.

21:09 Add the parsley.

21:10 Get it out there.

21:12 Kitchen.

21:12 Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?

21:14 Sookie?

21:15 Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?

21:18 No.

21:18 You don't put walnuts in your béchamel.

21:20 Sookie, I am things burning, so I

21:23 I thought I tasted walnuts.

21:24 What things are you burning?

21:26 What do you mean you tasted walnuts?

21:28 You want to get fancy, you can do that at your own diner.

21:30 My béchamel sauce is classic.

21:32 How are you tasting the béchamel?

21:33 And I don't remember including goat cheese in the fennel salad.

21:37 you know what's in the fennel salad?

21:38 So, you would admit it.

21:39 You put goat cheese in the fennel salad.

21:41 Yeah, I put goat cheese in the fennel salad.

21:43 It goes good in the fennel salad.

21:44 You had it sitting there.

21:45 And I also have some brillo pads sitting there.

21:47 You want to toss a couple of those into the fennel salad as well?

21:50 Hm?

21:50 How do you know all this?

21:52 I just assumed.

21:53 You just assumed I put goat cheese in the fennel salad.

21:55 And walnuts in the béchamel.

21:57 I did not put walnuts in Sookie, are you having people bring you my food?

22:04 You are.

22:07 I love mud.

22:08 I love wrestling.

22:08 I love girls.

22:09 This is everything I love.

22:10 Hey, one knee back.

22:14 Hey, is our boy you having a good time?

22:16 Well, I'm having a gay old time.

22:18 You know, you read so much, I'm thinking of nicknaming you Reads.

22:21 That's a good one.

22:22 Tough guy, huh?

22:22 What?

22:23 Listen, your mom has this thought in her head she hasn't

22:25 shared with you because she's afraid you wouldn't be into it.

22:28 Oh, yeah?

22:29 She'd like you to walk her down the aisle.

22:31 Usually, it's the father that would do that, but he's worm food.

22:34 I knew that.

22:35 So, what do you say?

22:37 I don't think so.

22:38 She really wants you to.

22:39 I really don't want to.

22:40 I'd like it, too.

22:41 Are you, too?

22:42 Yeah.

22:43 I don't think so.

22:43 It's a really short aisle.

22:44 Be over in a flash.

22:46 Get Luke to do it.

22:47 She wants you to do it.

22:48 Uh, I guess we're at a stalemate.

22:50 I don't think we're at a stalemate.

22:53 There's girls wallowing around in slimy dirt.

22:55 You're looking at me?

22:56 I don't want to tell your mom no.

22:58 Then I'll tell her.

22:59 I don't want you telling her, either.

23:00 Want a picture FOR A TELEGRAM?

23:21 STOP RIGHT THERE.

23:21 WHAT?

23:22 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

23:22 To uh, good coffee.

23:24 Wrong.

23:24 Excuse me?

23:24 going in there, buddy.

23:25 What are you talking about?

23:26 Turn around, bag boy.

23:27 Are you serious?

23:28 see a smile on this face?

23:29 No, but what's different about that?

23:32 What's that supposed to mean?

23:33 Just that you're not exactly known as the town crack-up.

23:35 So, you're a smart guy now, huh?

23:37 What the hell are you doing?

23:38 Just exercising my right not to serve you.

23:40 What are you talking about?

23:41 I'm not even inside yet.

23:43 Let's go, man.

23:44 You first.

23:45 If you tell Miss Patty, everybody in town's going to know.

23:47 Honey, people have their own lives and their own problems.

23:50 I hardly think you and Dean breaking up is the main thing on their minds.

23:55 Oh my god.

23:57 What?

23:58 Oh my god.

23:59 Hey, hey, hey.

24:00 Cut it out.

24:00 Get out of here.

24:01 Cut it out.

24:02 What are you doing?

24:03 Back off.

24:03 Back off.

24:04 COME HERE.

24:06 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

24:07 He started it.

24:08 By doing what?

24:08 He was coming in.

24:09 Are you a lunatic?

24:10 He's 16.

24:11 What was I supposed to do?

24:12 Well, stand in the middle of the street and have a slap fight, of course.

24:15 Come here.

24:17 Are you okay?

24:18 I'm fine.

24:19 Oh, good.

24:20 I I don't know what got into Luke.

24:21 He's usually have to go.

24:23 Oh, sure.

24:25 Bye.

24:27 Get inside now.

24:28 Inside now.

24:29 He started it.

24:31 It looks like um, Luke is green and Dean is yellow.

24:35 Oh, we got ourselves a contest here.

24:38 Yep.

24:38 You want to do a practice run?

24:39 It's not that complicated.

24:42 Okay, here we go.

24:44 Twist it.

24:45 Spin it.

24:47 Pull it.

24:49 Pull it.

24:51 Flick it.

24:52 Don't hurt the boppy, guys.

24:53 It's got feelings, too.

24:56 Looks like it's a draw.

24:57 Where you going, guys?

24:58 Why don't you take a break?

24:59 Please, twist it.

25:00 Twist it.

25:01 Twist it.

25:02 POP IT.

25:05 GREEN WINS.

25:06 YEAH.

25:06 IN YOUR FACE.

25:08 In your face.

25:09 Fine.

25:09 You won.

25:10 I hammered you, buddy.

25:11 It's just a stupid game.

25:12 Says the loser.

25:15 I got to go.

25:16 Already?

25:16 It's getting late.

25:17 Uh, thank you, Lorelai.

25:19 Thanks for everything.

25:20 Dean, anytime.

25:22 I'll call you later.

25:23 Yeah, call me.

25:38 Hey, Luke, can you whip me up something in a hurry?

25:39 What, Kirk?

25:40 Hey, chocolate phosphate?

25:41 Okay, now, what the hell is this?

25:42 Why do you want a phosphate?

25:44 Because nothing says refreshment like a phosphate.

25:46 This is Taylor, right?

25:46 Is he behind this?

25:47 I'm not at liberty to say.

25:48 Okay, then you tell me.

25:49 And remember, if you lie, you'll go to hell.

25:51 He didn't say get mad.

25:53 Come on.

26:02 What is this?

26:03 That's my question.

26:03 Now, what the hell's going on?

26:05 I have no idea what you're talking about.

26:06 They're asking for phosphates and egg creams and black cows.

26:08 And they already gave you up.

26:09 So, tell me, what's going on?

26:11 Who thinks

26:12 Him.

26:12 Him.

26:12 Snitch.

26:12 Well, you did.

26:13 That's not that kid's fault, Taylor.

26:14 Now, what is this about?

26:15 Well, you are so close-minded to new things, Luke,

26:18 that I decided to make an admittedly desperate attempt to convince you

26:21 of the need for something that I think is a terrific idea.

26:25 Which is?

26:25 An old-fashioned, turn-of-the-century soda shop.

26:29 Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

26:30 It's just the kind of wholesome hang today's

26:32 teens need to keep them off the streets.

26:35 And our streets are so wild and out of control.

26:37 If you ask me, yes.

26:38 And I have proof.

26:41 What are these?

26:42 Surveillance photos of town goings-on.

26:44 The dark side of Stars Hollow, Luke, not a pretty picture.

26:47 It's just kids on skateboards.

26:49 Slaloming around pop bottles right down the middle of the street.

26:51 I'm telling you, Luke,

26:52 if we don't quit furnish these skateboarding Z boys with a moral distraction,

26:56 they're going to turn Stars Hollow into Dog Town.

26:59 This is the space next to the diner.

27:00 I know.

27:01 I own the space next to the diner.

27:03 I know.

27:03 You won't open up the soda shop in the space next to the diner?

27:05 It's the only one that's appropriate.

27:07 Taylor, no.

27:07 No, no, no.

27:09 And every day from now on till the end of my life,

27:11 I am going to come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die,

27:14 I'm going to have them freeze me next to Ted Williams.

27:17 And when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me,

27:20 my first words are going to be,

27:21 "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." But the space is empty.

27:25 Not for long.

27:26 And what are your plans for it?

27:27 A skateboard and pop bottle shop.

27:30 That's not funny.

27:30 Within house experts to teach the craft of street slalom.

27:33 Still not funny.

27:34 Well, I'm not in a very funny mode.

27:36 What are you painting?

27:37 Um, our apartment.

27:39 You and I, we're getting an apartment?

27:41 No, me and Nicole, we're getting an apartment.

27:44 Oh, that's great.

27:46 When?

27:47 When what?

27:48 When you When are you getting an apartment?

27:49 Three weeks ago.

27:50 Three weeks?

27:51 You moved already?

27:52 Yes.

27:53 Huh.

27:54 Uh, wow.

27:56 So, where is the apartment?

27:58 Litchfield.

28:00 You moved to Litchfield?

28:01 Yes.

28:02 Three weeks ago you moved to Litchfield?

28:04 Yes.

28:04 Litchfield is another county.

28:06 Yes.

28:06 What?

28:07 Three weeks ago you moved to another county?

28:09 Yes.

28:09 Were you going to mention this to me anytime soon?

28:12 Sure.

28:12 When?

28:13 When it came up.

28:13 When it came up?

28:14 Yeah.

28:15 Okay, so if I hadn't asked for the next 20

28:16 or 30 years and I sent you a nice fruit basket upstairs,

28:19 you just never would have gotten it.

28:20 It's not that big a deal.

28:22 Okay.

28:22 I mean, it's not like we tell each other everything.

28:23 No, of course we don't.

28:25 I mean, I tore a pair of pantyhose this morning and I didn't tell you about it.

28:29 Oh, wait, I guess I just did.

28:30 Hey, you know now, right?

28:32 Yeah, right.

28:32 Look, nothing's changed.

28:34 Yeah, nothing's changed, except you don't live here.

28:37 So, what?

28:37 So, I don't even have your phone number.

28:39 I'll give you my phone number.

28:41 even know what YOU LIVE IN.

28:42 AN APARTMENT, a trailer, a back cave?

28:45 A townhouse.

28:46 A townhouse?

28:47 Sure, cuz when I look at you, I think common driveway.

28:49 It's fine.

28:50 You'll come over and see it eventually.

28:52 Will I?

28:52 Will I come over?

28:53 Because me coming over implies we're friends.

28:55 We are friends.

28:57 No.

28:57 We're not.

28:58 We're not friends.

28:58 Friends tell each other at least the most basic

29:01 things like where you live and when you moved away.

29:04 I thought we were friends, but I guess we're not.

29:06 Where are you going?

29:07 I CAN'T SAY.

29:08 LORELAI!

29:11 DAMN BELLS.

29:15 OH, YOU MISSED A SPOT.

29:18 THIS IS really nice, Luke.

29:20 Hey, can we fight again cuz I need my rain gutters cleaned.

29:22 You think everything is your business.

29:25 Everything is about you.

29:27 Well, here's a news flash.

29:29 Some things are not about you.

29:31 Why are you yelling at me?

29:32 want to move in with Nicole, it concerns her and it concerns me, and that is it.

29:36 Yeah, I know.

29:37 It does not concern you.

29:38 It is none of your business.

29:40 I don't have to tell you anything.

29:43 And you do not have the right to make

29:44 me feel guilty because I didn't tell you anything.

29:47 trying I have been tying my own shoes since I was four.

29:49 I've been repairing my own car since I was 14

29:52 and I have been making my own decisions since I could crawl.

29:55 ANY OF THAT HAVE TO do with anything?

29:57 I owe you nothing.

29:59 Fine.

29:59 NOTHING.

30:00 FINE.

30:00 AND SHOVEL YOUR WALK.

30:02 IT IS A SAFETY HAZARD AND YOU CAN'T JUST WALK PAST IT

30:05 AND IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE SNOW IS UP TO YOUR ASS.

30:07 YOU'VE GOT MY SHOVEL.

30:09 I LOANED IT TO YOU 3 YEARS AGO.

30:32 OKAY.

30:33 I'M OKAY.

30:38 NO, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.

30:39 IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TAYLOR, all of it.

30:41 Lucas, I understand why you're perturbed.

30:43 Perturbed?

30:43 Do I seem perturbed?

30:44 I'm so far past perturbed that I couldn't

30:47 look behind me and see perturbed with a telescope.

30:49 You never listen to anybody, Taylor.

30:51 You just barrel along and decide what's best for everybody.

30:53 Consequences be damned.

30:54 Now, I grant you the ceremony today did not go entirely according to plan.

30:58 According to plan?

30:59 There's a car in my diner.

31:01 A freaking car, Taylor.

31:02 A two-door 1965 Ford Thunderbird in my diner.

31:06 Actually, it's a '64.

31:08 do you think?

31:08 You want me to move it out or not?

31:09 I would really advise waiting until our insurance agents arrive.

31:12 It's up to you, pal.

31:13 It's on YOUR PROPERTY.

31:14 KNOW YOU.

31:14 YOU COULD HAVE SOME SYMPATHY.

31:15 AFTER ALL, IT'S MY car that crashed, my most prized possession.

31:18 I mean, the paint job alone is going to cost me a fortune and who

31:21 knows what other damage has been done or what my insurance will or won't cover.

31:24 Well, uh maybe I'll just come back with a sledgehammer

31:25 and you could tell me total the whole thing.

31:27 Now, Luke, I would strongly advise against any rash

31:30 action that could lead to undue and costly litigation.

31:33 Luke, giant red spots.

31:35 Nothing but giant red spots.

31:36 How's it look under there, Gypsy?

31:37 Well, the car is fine.

31:39 It definitely wasn't faulty brakes that caused the accident.

31:42 Kirk is just an idiot.

31:43 Hey, I resent that.

31:44 Who was that?

31:45 Damn giant red spot.

31:46 Well, what do you want to do here, buddy?

31:47 You want me to pull the car out or you want to wait for the insurance guy to

31:49 know.

31:49 I'm not sure what I want to do yet.

31:51 Well, I need to know now.

31:52 I can't spend all day here.

31:53 Either we move the car right now or I take off,

31:55 you leave it in here and wait for the insurance guys.

31:57 You got to decide.

31:58 Look, do not pressure me, okay?

31:59 I do not like being pressured.

32:01 It's not one or the other.

32:02 I need to think.

32:03 Will you people just give me some time to think?

32:07 Mary has the new mattress.

32:08 That's the Yale supplied mattress that has microbes

32:11 in it that date back to Henry Box Brown.

32:13 Well, what are you going to do with it?

32:14 Well, I was thinking maybe you could store it for me.

32:17 Uh no.

32:17 Come on.

32:18 No.

32:19 Well, I can't take it back to Yale.

32:21 storing your microbe mattress.

32:22 Forget it.

32:22 Well, then I'm stuck here.

32:24 Fine, because I need my truck back.

32:25 Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.

32:26 I'm not taking the mattress.

32:28 me take the truck.

32:28 But that means you take the mattress.

32:30 take the mattress.

32:31 Then you can't have the truck.

32:32 But that sticks you with the mattress.

32:35 If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.

32:37 take the mattress.

32:38 Then you can't have the truck.

32:39 sticks you with the mattress.

32:40 We've been here before.

32:42 I recognize that tree.

32:46 Luke, this is so nice of you to give me a hand like this.

32:49 It was above and beyond the call of duty.

32:51 I'll start this again.

32:53 I'm not starting anything.

32:55 Good.

32:56 I mean, if you could just store the mattress That's where we're not starting.

32:59 What?

32:59 It was your choice to come along.

33:01 the safe return of my truck without the mattress.

33:03 Guaranteed this was the only way.

33:05 You know, I miss our friendship.

33:07 We used to be so close.

33:09 The summers at the lake.

33:10 Let's just move along here, Hi there.

33:13 Hello.

33:14 Is that your mattress?

33:16 Well, uh yeah.

33:17 Hmm.

33:18 Tag has a Yale stamp.

33:19 Oh, well, when I said it was mine, it's not mine.

33:21 It belongs in the dorm.

33:22 We were just driving it around New Haven for a while.

33:24 Uh-huh.

33:25 To air it out.

33:26 Oh, okay.

33:27 We're going to take it right back in.

33:29 Great.

33:31 Thanks for jumping in.

33:33 You seem to have a handle on it.

33:34 What do we do now?

33:35 Unload.

33:36 With the mattress.

33:38 What do we do with the mattress?

33:57 You were right.

33:57 We should have tied the cannonball down.

33:59 Taylor, you don't like to drive after dark,

34:01 so we didn't have time to tie it down.

34:02 You didn't have the proper tools to secure it with anyway.

34:05 Netting, twine Yes, well, drat my luck.

34:07 I took all my cannonball securing tools out of the truck just yesterday.

34:16 That's way about 100 lb.

34:18 Something like that.

34:19 Oh, good.

34:20 We're in luck.

34:20 Hey, D.

34:21 No, Taylor, I'll move it myself.

34:23 Luke, don't be headstrong.

34:24 Once I sprained my pecs lifting a birdbath

34:27 and they were no good to me ever again.

34:29 What do you need, Taylor?

34:30 Got a big, heavy ball here.

34:32 How are your pecs?

34:33 They're fine.

34:35 Help us to the house?

34:45 Look, buddy.

34:46 What do you want to do, Taylor?

34:47 Uh on the lawn is fine.

34:49 We'll put it in place tomorrow morning.

34:53 Lucky you were here.

34:56 Yeah.

34:57 Lucky.

35:01 How can anyone sleep through that?

35:03 It's like the Huns are attacking and you just Well, you're oblivious.

35:06 That's why you can just lie there while the rest of the world is going deaf.

35:12 Great.

35:15 Damn it.

35:19 Damn it.

35:21 Damn it.

35:22 Oh, jeez.

35:23 What the hell?

35:24 stand it.

35:25 I'm going crazy.

35:25 This place is awful.

35:26 I can't live like this anymore.

35:28 Just relax.

35:29 relax.

35:29 I can't sleep.

35:30 I'm having nightmares about being chased around

35:33 by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face

35:38 and secure it around my head with packing tape,

35:39 but I'm just lying there choking while you're sitting in the corner

35:42 laughing and putting gel in your hair with a switchblade.

35:45 Putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now.

35:47 What?

35:48 Tomorrow?

35:48 What are you talking about?

35:50 about you and me going out, getting the paper and finding a new place to live.

35:53 No buts.

35:54 10:00 tomorrow morning, I want you up, washed, moosed and ready to leave.

35:57 End of story.

35:59 Now, go back to bed.

36:02 What?

36:03 I need the music on to sleep.

36:15 I went over the square footage and the details

36:17 of the lease with your husband this morning.

36:20 Did he fill you in?

36:20 What?

36:21 Oh, no.

36:21 No, no, he didn't.

36:23 But, you know how men are.

36:25 The minute that ball game comes on, all

36:27 the realities of life just go right out the window.

36:29 Don't I know it.

36:30 I mean, I could answer the door wrapped in cellophane,

36:32 but unless I was wearing a Yankees cap, he wouldn't even notice.

36:37 Jeez.

36:36 Don't be embarrassed, Snuffy.

36:37 I'm just teasing.

36:39 It'd be a Mets cap.

36:40 Hey, Mary, could you possibly leave me and little Mrs.

36:44 alone for just a minute?

36:46 Why, of course.

36:47 I promise we won't do anything dirty.

36:48 Oh, please.

36:49 If my husband and I looked anything like the two of you, we'd never get dressed.

36:53 Oh, you are bad.

36:54 Let me just leave this rental agreement with you

36:56 in case you decide to fill it out.

36:59 Thanks.

37:01 I'm in bed.

37:02 I have 10 more minutes to sleep.

37:03 Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things,

37:05 but still 10 minutes is 10 minutes.

37:06 You know what I mean.

37:07 Sure, yeah.

37:08 10 minutes is great.

37:09 And then the phone rings and it just rings.

37:10 It rings and rings and rings.

37:12 So, I pick it I'm just saying, that's a lot of rings.

37:17 other end of the phone is someone named

37:19 John who says he's Kyle's father and Kyle threw

37:22 a party last night without permission and two guys

37:25 got into a fight and tore the place apart.

37:27 So, John wants me to come down and take a look at the damage

37:30 and discuss some sort of solution to the problem of the damage.

37:33 Now, I don't know John and I certainly don't know Kyle,

37:36 but I do know someone who would get into a fight

37:38 at a party and leave the place completely trashed.

37:41 It's a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with Tess.

37:44 So, here I am heading in there to talk to John

37:47 about Kyle and discuss what is to be done about the Hummel.

37:50 The what?

37:53 Exactly.

37:53 It's probably his shoes.

37:54 Shoes are fine.

37:55 Yeah, but they're size too small and they're low tops.

37:57 I bought what they had.

37:57 Shoes are fine.

37:58 It's a drag you didn't bring your own gears.

38:00 Yeah, drag.

38:01 Yeah.

38:01 All right, let's get going here, all right?

38:02 I'm playing all out, so you play all out.

38:04 You're overestimating my skills if you don't think I'm playing all out.

38:06 So, it's what?

38:06 Five to one?

38:07 Six.

38:07 You got six.

38:07 Six to one.

38:08 Right.

38:09 Six to one.

38:14 Sorry.

38:14 Don't apologize.

38:16 How's a foul two?

38:16 I charge.

38:17 No, you barely touched me.

38:18 I traveled.

38:19 Uh you didn't foul me and you didn't travel.

38:21 Okay.

38:23 Did you try loosening the laces?

38:24 Just check the ball.

38:26 Six to one?

38:27 Seven, actually.

38:28 Right.

38:28 Right.

38:29 Seven.

38:29 Sorry.

38:30 Don't apologize.

38:34 I had no idea it would be this cold.

38:37 you like a million times.

38:38 But not this cold and it doesn't help

38:39 that the heat in this place doesn't work very well.

38:42 Well, your full line of Vineyard swag should keep you toasty.

38:45 Yeah, this stuff is cheap as hell.

38:46 The sweatpants I bought in the gym, they've ripped already, Logan.

38:49 Logan?

38:49 What about him?

38:50 Well, he's the reason they ripped.

38:52 The way he was playing out there.

38:53 How was he playing?

38:54 Uh I don't know.

38:55 Annoying.

38:56 What was he doing specifically to annoy you?

38:58 What wasn't he doing?

38:59 He was mocking me, traveling,

39:00 fouling me without calling it, cheating on the score.

39:03 And that spontaneously caused your pants to rip?

39:06 You know what I mean.

39:07 He seemed nice when you guys came back from the court.

39:09 He said you were just playing for fun.

39:10 It wasn't fun.

39:11 Believe me.

39:12 Well, maybe you shouldn't have come with us to the gym.

39:14 Nobody forced you to go.

39:15 I know.

39:16 I mean, it's Valentine's weekend, you know?

39:18 How about we stop talking about the gym and the stupid basketball game?

39:21 Sure, okay.

39:21 Fine.

39:23 Look, they're probably waiting for us.

39:24 I'll just see you out there.

39:26 You got it.

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