Sabrina Carpenter Talks Arresting Celebs at Her Short n' Sweet Tour, Goes Day Drinking with Seth

0:01 -I am very, very happy you're here.

0:03 Congratulations on your Grammy nominations.

0:04 -Thank you so much.

0:05 Cheers and applause] -I mean, I imagine you go into that morning hopeful,

0:09 but you probably don't expect six.

0:11 What was your realization as they started coming in?

0:14 -No, I was nominated for the first time last year.

0:18 Cheers and applause] -So— thank you.

0:20 So I literally just got here.

0:22 So I was like not expecting anything.

0:24 And I made this album out of pure love and friendship and inspiration.

0:29 And I was just like, I was actually really, really shocked.

0:32 So thank you.

0:32 I'm excited.

0:33 -That's great.

0:34 Cheers and applause] -I mean,

0:36 Album of the Year sounds like certainly the biggest one.

0:39 Does that one mean more than the others, or do they all sort of...?

0:42 I mean, again, everything the effort is equal probably in all.

0:44 -The album definitely takes longer than all the other ones.

0:47 -That's true.

0:48 -Right?

0:48 Because a whole album takes a lot longer than one song.

0:50 -I'm not in music, so I don't know.

0:51 -Yeah.

0:51 -But that does seem to make math sense now that you say it.

0:54 -Yeah.

0:55 So the album means so much to me.

0:57 Um, and then also music video was a new one.

1:00 I've never been nominated for music video and...

1:02 Cheers and applause] -Thank you.

1:06 -A lot went— I will say— -They're so reactive.

1:09 -They're very reactive.

1:10 -But weirdly— can I say something?

1:12 Weirdly less for me earlier?

1:14 -Weird.

1:15 -Yeah, we're gonna work on it later to figure out what exactly...

1:18 I think maybe my mic— was my mic off?

1:20 -It was low.

1:21 -It was low.

1:21 You were backstage, you know sound.

1:23 -Yeah, I.

1:24 know sound.

1:24 I love music.

1:25 -It's such a fun, big music video.

1:28 Like it like, feels like an old school throwback to the idea of like,

1:31 let's be grand with the idea of like what we're going to try to put on screen.

1:34 -That was like actually the video in my head when I was writing the song,

1:38 and I couldn't believe it came to life.

1:40 And, um, it's just one of those videos that you watch,

1:42 and you're just like, "Wait, what?" I need to, like, go back and watch that.

1:46 Was that like a cow on its head?

1:48 -Yeah.

1:48 -Am I on drugs, or what's going on?

1:51 And I really like that because I think I make pop music

1:53 and sometimes you don't expect to see those visuals in a song like that.

1:58 So that one means a lot to me.

1:59 I'm very excited that everyone has liked the video.

2:01 -It's beautiful.

2:02 I did feel bad, like I feel bad for every guy who got the call that's like,

2:06 "You're going to be in a Sabrina Carpenter video," and they were like,

2:09 "Oh, my God, am I cool?" It's like, no,

2:12 you're like, they wanted 50 different versions of a dummy.

2:19 -I have so many stories.

2:21 I have so many stories.

2:22 I mean, yeah, it's a very humbling casting call.

2:26 And you know what?

2:28 The most awesome thing is when they show up, like,

2:30 "I'm ready to be the Manchild of your dreams." -You're just like...okay.

2:34 -They misunderstood.

2:35 They misunderstood the song.

2:37 -Yeah, yeah.

2:39 And so they're like, well, sort of, but...

2:40 -Yeah, they're like, "My name's Dave.

2:42 I do not understand irony.

2:44 And I'm looking to party with you." Did any mishaps?

2:49 'Cause it did feel like you were out in the great outdoors.

2:52 -I was out in the great outdoors.

2:54 I, uh...I fell in a cactus.

2:56 -Oh, yeah.

2:57 Audience "Ohh"s] -Thank you.

2:59 That was so tender.

3:02 It's so easy to laugh when people get hurt.

3:04 And I did.

3:06 Um, but then I started crying, and then...

3:09 No, don't feel bad.

3:11 I was— there was a medic.

3:13 I just, for the rest of the day was picking [bleep] out of...

3:16 -Yeah.

3:16 It's no joke.

3:17 When you back into a cactus, like it's with you for a long time.

3:21 -Yeah, and I'll be honest, that shoot was so ambitious.

3:25 We shot 37 outfits.

3:27 -Yeah.

3:28 How many days did it take, if you don't mind me asking?

3:29 -Well, so it took two at first, and then I watched the edit,

3:33 and I was like, "It's not crazy enough yet." And it was already pretty crazy.

3:38 So we went back, and we shot a third day.

3:40 That was probably my biggest shoot I've ever done.

3:42 I'm so grateful to be able to to make that production of my dreams,

3:47 but it was definitely like we endured a lot of pain to get the finished product.

3:51 So please watch it.

3:52 -Yeah, it's a great video.

3:53 -Please watch it.

3:55 Cheers and applause] -But now I need to know, what day did you hit the cactus?

3:59 -I hit the cactus day two.

4:00 -Oh, wow.

4:01 And you still were willing to go out to day three?

4:02 That shows a real love of the game.

4:04 -I'm a professional.

4:04 -You're a pro.

4:05 -Yeah.

4:06 -Yep.

4:06 -Um, you wrapped up an incredible tour.

4:08 Congratulations on that, as well.

4:09 -Thank you.

4:10 Cheers and applause] I would imagine friends and family

4:13 turn out for you while you're on the road.

4:17 Laughs] Yeah.

4:18 -Do you like having friends or family at your show?

4:20 -I just love it because it's like, what if I did say like,

4:24 "No." -But you didn't do that many shows, right?

4:26 -Yeah, I did 70 shows.

4:28 -Well, so they probably were busy.

4:30 -Um, yeah.

4:31 I mean, you know, life is so crazy.

4:34 There's so much going on.

4:35 No, my parents, uh, they look at it like a sporting event to be able to come to.

4:41 You know, we just finished the last six shows of the show were in Los Angeles,

4:45 and we played six shows at the Crypto Arena.

4:48 And my parents both came, and my mom like one night,

4:50 like, brought all of these cheerleaders.

4:52 I didn't know she was a cheerleader.

4:54 All these cheerleader friends.

4:56 And, you know, like, after the show, they're like wine drunk.

5:00 They come backstage, and they're just like,

5:01 "This was the best night ever." And I was just like,

5:05 "Oh, that's so great." Like, I never get to watch the show.

5:07 -Yeah.

5:07 -Because I'm always on stage, but they're having a great time.

5:10 Um, and then the rest of the guests, like over the last 70 shows I arrested,

5:16 I don't know if you know, I do that.

5:17 -Yes, I do, yeah.

5:18 -Because I never asked you, but next show.

5:20 -Oh, thank you.

5:21 -You only did the 70.

5:24 -But there's so many more.

5:26 Um, but yeah, so I arrested a lot of people, and one night it was in London,

5:30 and, um, they told me that Janet Jackson was coming to the show,

5:34 and I was just like, "She's not busy, like with something else?" Like,

5:41 and how did she even find out about this show?

5:44 You know, shows aren't really promoted like that anymore.

5:47 You got to kind of search for it.

5:48 You got to be like a fan and go on, you know, the streaming apps.

5:52 -I love that someone told you Janet Jackson was coming,

5:55 and all your follow ups were about logistics.

5:57 -Yeah.

5:58 Laughs] I was so excited, but I was just like,

6:02 "Surely she'll have a dinner and something will come up

6:05 and she won't be able to come." And she did.

6:07 And she was so lovely.

6:08 -Oh, my God.

6:09 And then when you met her, you were like, "Did you drive here?

6:11 How did you get here?"[ Laughter] She's like, "Wow,

6:15 she really wants to know the details."-[ Laughs] Yeah.

6:17 -I have a lot more to ask you.

6:18 Will you stick around?

6:19 -Yeah.

6:19 You guys, this is Sabrina Carpenter.

6:21 Welcome back.

6:21 We're here with Sabrina Carpenter.

6:23 Because you mentioned obviously you knew ahead of time

6:25 that Janet Jackson was coming to the show,

6:27 do you like to know everyone who's coming ahead of time?

6:30 -Um, no, not everyone.

6:33 -Who don't you want to know?

6:35 -If they're really attractive, I don't want to know.

6:36 -Okay.

6:36 That must be heartbreaking if someone says they're coming,

6:40 and they're like, "We can tell her."[ Laughter] -Yeah, for that person.

6:50 -Gotcha.

6:50 Are you in your head if you know

6:53 someone really attractive is there ahead of time?

6:55 -Honestly, I'd probably perform better.

6:57 But I've just always told myself like,

6:58 just don't tell me and I'll know afterwards,

7:02 and then I can just be very nonchalant.

7:04 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:05 I think nonchalant is the hardest thing to fake.

7:07 And so like, it's good to be genuinely nonchalant.

7:09 -Genuinely nonchalant.

7:10 -Yeah, yeah.

7:11 -Absolutely.

7:11 -Yeah.

7:12 I think you, um, when you wrapped up your tour,

7:15 you put some messages on TikTok that I want to share.

7:18 You said, "Saying goodbye to the heart pit where I pretended

7:21 to be shocked by the surprise song." I think it's very nice.

7:26 Now be honest.

7:28 We talked about how it's hard to fake nonchalance.

7:30 Do you think your audience actually thought

7:31 you were surprised by the surprise song?

7:34 Laughs] -I don't know the answer.

7:37 I mean...

7:37 -It would be so terrible if I was like, "Yeah, they're idiots." It's not that.

7:43 I think it's like in the heat of the show, -Yeah.

7:47 -...it's just, it's like Christmas, it's like magical.

7:50 -I mean, the conceit is fantastic.

7:52 -Yeah.

7:53 -But I have to rehearse it.

7:54 You know what I mean?

7:56 -Yeah.

7:57 -So what is true is, is that it's sort of a surprise for me,

8:00 but I have options of things that I've rehearsed,

8:02 and then I'm surprised by what the option is.

8:05 -That's good.

8:05 So there's a little surprise.

8:06 -There's a little bit of honesty.

8:08 -You're right.

8:08 Nobody wants a genuine surprise.

8:09 And then you do like a super janky version of a song.

8:11 -No, they think they do, but they don't want that.

8:15 -This, I thought, was a nice moment of honesty, too.

8:17 The stairs that humbled my ass one too many times.

8:20 So how often did you just regret the whole doing stairs thing?

8:25 -You know, uh, in heels, thoroughly.

8:29 -Yeah.

8:31 -And it really started to get worse at the end.

8:33 -Oh, you didn't get better at stairs?

8:34 -No.

8:35 -Wow.

8:36 -Ironically, I think I got so excited that the tour was ending,

8:39 and I was just, like, on a high.

8:41 I was like, "I only got 10 shows left." That's like,

8:43 really give it a 12 tonight.

8:45 And then I would just eat [bleep],

8:47 plant every single, every single chance I got.

8:50 My dancers would sort of just look at me like, and they'd keep moving.

8:54 And then I would just sort of be like, okay.

8:57 -I think that's when you know there's 10 shows

8:58 left is when the dancers don't go back for you.

9:00 -No.

9:01 -Yeah.

9:02 They're like, "We got to move on.

9:03 We all got 10 shows left." -You know what that's like.

9:05 -I know what it's like.

9:06 My crew would leave me for dead.

9:09 Laughter] Um, hey, I wanted to ask you, the first time,

9:13 I met you very briefly at the end of SNL 50th.

9:15 And I think you had the hardest job at the SNL 50th,

9:19 which is you opened the show, and it was you and Paul Simon.

9:22 And what was that like?

9:24 Cheers and applause] -Um, I never thought I would collab with Paul Simon.

9:31 -Yeah.

9:31 -When I was born.

9:33 I never even thought that that was in, you know, the ether.

9:39 So when Lorne had asked us to do this song together,

9:41 which is one of my favorite songs of all time,

9:43 and Paul Simon's one of my favorite songwriters and artists of all time,

9:47 I was just like, "Weird, um, yes." And then I'll figure it out later.

9:52 So later was like the night that it happened.

9:54 -Yeah.

9:55 -It's not that crazy.

9:57 It was like— it was just really sweet and tender.

9:59 I think for a moment I felt like I had something in common with Paul Simon,

10:04 which was that we were both scared [bleep] and we were about to open the SNL 50,

10:09 and we were just like, "This is real, man.

10:10 Like this is very scary and intimidating." -And I

10:13 think there's a real truism there, which is right.

10:16 Paul Simon has done it so many times.

10:17 -Yes.

10:18 -And yet I think there's no amount of times to do it, to not be scared [bleep],

10:22 especially like that moment before the show starts where it's

10:25 just like really quiet and you're about to do— -Eerie.

10:28 -Yeah.

10:28 And you're about to do— I mean, for you,

10:30 it's harder than anything I've had to do.

10:31 I mean, I've had to talk.

10:33 I haven't had to, like, sing.

10:34 -But talking is hard.

10:35 -Thank you.

10:37 Nobody has enough respect for how hard it is to talk every night.

10:40 But also like your audience was the level of difficulty of that audience, right?

10:45 You have the most famous people that have maybe ever been in a room.

10:48 I'm glad I didn't have this conversation with you right before you

10:51 went on, but I am like getting nerves retroactively on your behalf.

10:56 But I will say did then doing SNL, you did double duty,

11:00 which is the hardest thing in the world to do.

11:02 -Thank you.

11:02 -You were fantastic.

11:04 Did it at least feel a little bit easier having done the 50th?

11:08 -No.

11:09 -Yeah.

11:10 -No, it was, I think because it was the double duty of it all.

11:13 I'd always wanted to do it.

11:15 And then the week came, and I was like, let's go.

11:18 And then I was like, "Oh, no, my throat." And then I was like, "Oh,

11:22 no, I'm getting sick." And then it was genuinely like, I felt so, um, exercised.

11:31 Like that week was a marathon.

11:33 I have so much respect for the cast and the crew and the writers,

11:35 and the lack of— -Nothing is harder than hosting and nothing,

11:38 obviously, and then on top of that, exponentially harder to do music,

11:41 as well, because we were talking backstage.

11:43 You never stop talking.

11:43 Like there's no time when you're hosting when they're like,

11:46 just take an hour to think.

11:47 -No, no, no, no.

11:48 And I would imagine you have some remedies for— I mean,

11:52 again, you're your voice is your gift.

11:54 Um, but like, what do you do in a moment where you feel a cold coming on?

11:58 Are you like, "Oh, no"?

11:58 -You, uh, well, you just kind of got to...

12:02 you got to figure it out.

12:04 And if I hit a flat note, I hit a flat note, you know?

12:07 And that was one of those nights where I was just like,

12:08 it doesn't matter, I'm on a race to the end.

12:12 And once it starts, it doesn't stop.

12:14 And I was like in and out of wigs every 30 seconds,

12:16 my shoes were flying, I got my arm was pulled out of my socket.

12:20 Like I was just like, it wasn't real.

12:22 So by the end— -There's very bad security, I should note, like...

12:27 -Anyone gets in there.

12:28 And I was like playing a 13 year old boy.

12:30 And then 30 seconds later I was singing

12:32 "Manchild." -So it was a very like— -That's really.

12:34 Yeah.

12:34 Through the looking glass there.

12:37 -Yeah.

12:38 -I think that was my favorite of your sketches.

12:40 -Thank you.

12:40 -What is it?

12:41 Snack.

12:41 -Snack homies, bro.

12:43 -Snack homies.

12:43 -Absolutely fantastic.

12:45 -Yeah.

12:46 Cheers and applause] -Really funny.

12:47 -Thank you.

12:49 -I want to ask about one more thing you posted on TikTok.

12:52 The fireplace, where I never knew if the shot would be water or tequila.

12:56 So who decided if it would be water or tequila?

12:59 -I don't know.

13:01 -You just really never checked, huh?

13:05 -I love my crew, and I guess there was a moment

13:08 in time where I just sort of surrendered to the process.

13:12 And once— it was tequila once.

13:15 -Yeah.

13:16 -I was like, "Oh, I'm fun.

13:17 I can do this." And I was like, you know, it keeps me on my toes.

13:21 And then I just really like, never know what I'm going to get with each show.

13:24 And as a performer, I like to be— I like to be thrown off sometimes.

13:27 -There you go.

13:29 -You know, just to see if I can handle it.

13:30 So yeah, there was a few nights in there, I don't know.

13:32 Now the audience has to like,

13:34 sort of guess and go back and try to figure it out.

13:36 -It'd be funny if we found out you have a very obvious face when it's tequila,

13:39 where you're like...

13:40 -Or that's the face I make when it's water.

13:42 -That's a water face, right?

13:44 You're so repulsed by not alcohol.

13:45 -I hate water.

13:47 -Well, all right, so I feel like this is a good segue to, um,

13:50 I'm going to see you tomorrow.

13:52 -Yeah, I'm going to see you tomorrow.

13:53 -We're going to go day drinking.

13:54 -Yes.

13:55 Laughs][ Cheers and applause] -And, uh, and it's going to air next week,

14:02 but, uh, I'm very— I'm very excited.

14:05 I can't wait.

14:06 -I mean, whoa.

14:07 -Yeah.

14:07 -You're in for something fun.

14:09 -I believe it.

14:11 -Yeah.

14:11 Watch out.

14:12 Laughs] -I like you're telling me to watch out for you coming on my segment.

14:20 -Hey, everybody, we're here in the Ripple

14:22 Room in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

14:24 And today I'm going to do a little day drinking with the one,

14:26 the only Sabrina Carpenter, everybody.

14:28 -Hey.

14:29 Cheers and applause] -Now,

14:30 a lot of people would assume that because this is Sabrina Carpenter,

14:33 we would start the day off with an espresso martini.

14:35 Well, [bleep] that.

14:35 We're chugging a beer.

14:37 -Great.

14:37 Let's do it.

14:38 -Cheers to us.

14:39 -Cheers to us.

14:41 -Mm-mm, hmm.

14:43 Mm.

14:45 You're gonna do the whole thing?

14:46 No?

14:46 -It was too cold.

14:48 -I don't like— -I can do it.

14:49 -You can.

14:50 No, and I can, too.

14:50 -It was too cold.

14:51 -I can, too.

14:52 -This is "Day Drinking with Seth and Sabrina." -That's bad.

14:56 Laughs]♪♪ -Hey!

15:00 -Sabrina, we don't know each other super well.

15:02 So for this next segment, "Spill the Tea," we're gonna ask each other

15:07 personal questions that neither you or I have seen.

15:09 And we can either answer truthfully or take

15:12 a huge sip from this Long Island iced tea.

15:16 And we each have our own straws.

15:18 -Whoa.

15:19 -Who did you write the song "Manchild" about?

15:22 Either answer or take a sip.

15:25 Not— No hesitation.

15:27 Okay, great.

15:28 -The straw's a bit [bleep]-[ Laughs] -But it's really good.

15:31 -Okay, great.

15:32 -Okay.

15:32 I hosted "SNL" for the first time this season.

15:35 What was my worst sketch?

15:37 -You know, I have an answer.

15:39 Laughing] -But I have a lot of respect

15:41 for the people who put that show together.

15:43 -Oh, that's so nice.

15:44 -I know I'm not a 1, and I know I'm not a 10.

15:48 What am I?

15:49 -7.

15:51 -You sure you don't want to take another drink?

15:54 Both laughing] -What does it sound like if you,

15:59 Seth Meyers, very earnestly sing the national anthem?

16:04 Deep voice]♪ Oh♪-[ Laughing] "Say." -No, I know.

16:11 I didn't laugh 'cause I'm like, "What's next?"♪ Oh♪♪ Say♪♪ Can♪♪ You see?

16:25 Laughing]-♪ By the dawn's♪ -So slow.

16:33 Ear...

16:36 ...ly light♪ -That was great.

16:38 -Thank you.

16:39 -And those lyrics always really get me.

16:40 -I know.

16:41 Betsy Ross wrote that song.

16:42 -I love her.

16:44 Um...

16:45 -She died.

16:46 -I know.

16:47 -Yeah.

16:48 -Everyone remembers where they were when she died.

16:50 -Mm-hmm.

16:50 I mean, do you remember when you got that CNN news alert?

16:54 Both laugh] Sabrina Carpenter, how old do you think I am?

16:59 If you get it within a year, I'll take two big drinks.

17:06 -45?

17:10 -Girl.

17:11 -What?

17:12 -We're back.

17:13 -We're back?

17:13 -We're friends again.

17:15 -Oh, my God.

17:15 And you're like a 12.

17:17 Both laugh] -But, like, if you knew I was 51,

17:20 you'd be like, "Oh, you're a [bleep] 8 for a 51." -51?

17:23 -Yeah.

17:25 -I mean, I was six years off.

17:26 You have so much time.

17:29 Laughter] -To what?

17:33 -To live.

17:34 -Alright, Sabrina, give me a nickname.

17:37 First thing that comes to your head.

17:38 -Brinny.

17:39 -What?

17:40 -Brinny.

17:40 -Brinny?

17:41 -For me or you?

17:42 -For me.

17:42 -Okay.

17:43 If it was me, I was like, "I know all my nicknames." -Ask me again.

17:47 Both laugh] -Oh, my God.

17:49 Brinny.

17:49 -Okay.

17:49 We're set.

17:50 -Alright.

17:51 Ready?

17:51 Give me a nickname.

17:53 First thing that comes to your head.

17:54 -Th.

17:55 Laughs] For Seth?

17:58 -Th.

18:00 For someone you're really close to you, it's like Th.

18:03 -I like that you took Sabrina, and you're like,

18:05 "Sabrina is Brinny, so Seth is Th." -Well, it wouldn't be Se.

18:09 -It's time for my two-minute red-light mask therapy session.

18:13 Do you mind?

18:13 Will you join me?

18:14 -Sure.

18:15 -Great.

18:15 Alright.

18:16 Sabrina, what's the most unhinged thing you've ever done to impress a crush?

18:21 -I don't think I've tried to impress anyone.

18:24 -Really?

18:24 -Yeah.

18:25 -Out of a lack of interest in people or just you have too much self-respect?

18:30 -That one.

18:31 -That's great.

18:32 -Yeah, that's such a boring answer.

18:34 But I feel like I try to— -As the father of a daughter,

18:36 I'd be very happy to hear my daughter give that answer.

18:39 -I try to be myself.

18:40 -Yeah.

18:41 -Whatever.

18:41 -Yeah.

18:42 -You know?

18:43 -You don't put on airs.

18:45 What's the most embarrassing thing a crush has ever done to impress you?

18:48 And did it work?

18:50 -Someone, like, stole, like an article of clothing from my house as, like,

18:55 an attempt to be like, "[Bleep] This ended up in my bag." I don't believe you.

19:00 But did it work?

19:03 Laughs] No.

19:04 -That's how I met my wife.

19:05 -Wait.

19:05 Is it actually?

19:06 That's a lie.

19:09 -It was a lie.

19:10 -You should drink through the thing.

19:15 Okay.

19:15 Laughs] So bend this way.

19:18 There you go.

19:19 -Mm.

19:20 -And does this make it stronger?

19:22 -I'm turning— -Whoa!

19:23 -Oh!

19:24 -Turbo!

19:25 -Oh, what have we been doing?

19:26 -Wait, it's cold!

19:26 Is this cryo?

19:27 Oh, my God!

19:27 -Level three, baby.

19:28 -Wait.

19:28 My cheeks are fully cold right now, like a shot of ice.

19:31 Turn it to the right.

19:33 -Oh, they're getting— -Can you feel it?

19:35 -Whew!

19:36 I feel alive!

19:38 -Okay.

19:39 Laughing] -So, we had to address "Espresso" somehow.

19:43 So here's what we're gonna do.

19:44 -Okay.

19:44 -For the first time ever,

19:46 you are gonna see orders that a barista would have to make.

19:50 -Okay.

19:50 -You have to read them out as you hold up the cup,

19:52 and if you screw up in any way,

19:54 if you stumble or if you laugh, you have to do a drink.

19:57 And if you do it perfectly, I will do a drink.

19:59 -Okay.

20:00 -You get it?

20:01 -I think so.

20:01 -Yeah, I think so, too.

20:02 -If I mess up reading?

20:04 -Yeah.

20:04 Laughs] -And Cue Card Wally's gonna hold them up.

20:07 You know Cue Card Wally from your time at "SNL." -Oh [bleep] boy, do I.

20:10 Let's do it.

20:11 Half caf nifter--bup-bup-bup—[ Laughter] -Alright, you can try it again.

20:16 -Okay.

20:16 -Now that you know— -I can?

20:17 -Take a drink first.

20:18 -Should I be fast about it or no?

20:20 Well, they are usually pretty fast.

20:21 They're like, "Let me get you a..." -Let your experience guide you.

20:24 -Double shot, extra hot, triple thot, blood clots, not Fitzscott.

20:27 Laughter] -F.

20:29 Scott Fitzgerald.

20:30 Okay.

20:30 -Alright.

20:31 This one's with an Italian accent.

20:33 -For me?

20:34 -Yeah.

20:35 -Oh.

20:35 Let's try it.

20:37 Italian accent] Venti cortado cappuccino pesto espresso, espresso for Ernesto.

20:41 -That was your best one yet.

20:43 Normal voice] Why was that good?

20:44 -You got to start doing more stuff in an Italian accent.

20:46 -I got to do that more.

20:48 No.

20:48 You do this one.

20:50 -You want me to do it?

20:51 Alright.

20:51 Here we go.

20:52 Ready?

20:52 -This one's easy.

20:53 It's a big tester for you.

20:54 -And go.

20:54 One iced matcha for the basic bitch.

20:57 Laughter] -You're not allowed to call women bitches.

21:00 -I know.

21:01 It's fine though.

21:01 -No, that's— That's honestly because I said you were a 7.

21:05 Now it's on.

21:06 -It's on?

21:07 -Now it's on.

21:08 -I'm sorry, you haven't turned it on yet?

21:11 I thought 7— -7 to me?

21:13 -I thought 7 was sort of giving.

21:14 Like, I thought 7 was sort of like there's room to grow.

21:17 I don't know, like, I thought 7 was more than 5.

21:19 -Do you think 51-year-olds grow?

21:22 -Yes!

21:23 You think your life is over?

21:25 -Oh, my God, this is like— I feel like I've just met a ghost on Christmas.

21:30 -Future, Past, Present?

21:31 Probably Present.

21:33 -Yeah.

21:33 Laughing] You're like, "I'm from the future.

21:36 You're an 8.

21:38 Bob Cratchit, you're an 8." -You go.

21:41 -You want me to go?

21:42 -I think you should do one more.

21:43 -Alright.

21:43 -Because yours was very like...

21:45 -Tell me when to turn.

21:46 -...attacking.

21:46 -Okay, ready, set, turn.

21:48 -Large black coffee for Osama bin Laden.

21:52 Laughter] -You know what?

21:54 I'm happy you did that one.

21:55 -Thank you.

21:55 -Because I think that clip could have been thrown around for me.

21:59 In a weird...

22:00 -Whereas I own it.

22:02 I own that.

22:03 -Yeah.

22:04 -Everybody gets coffee.

22:05 -Yeah.

22:06 That's what happens when you drink.

22:08 I own that...bitch.

22:11 You're like, "What?" -You can't say that.

22:12 -I can say it to you.

22:13 -Oh, you can?

22:14 -Yeah, it's 2025.

22:16 -When did you— -Cheers!

22:18 Both laughing] -Alright.

22:20 Last one.

22:20 Do you want to do it, or do you want to do it?

22:23 Laughing] -Do you want to do it, or do you want to do it?

22:25 I'm going to give you two choices.

22:27 -You or you?

22:27 -You do it, or you do it.

22:29 -Okay, I'm gonna do it, I think, 'cause I like the second one.

22:32 Ready?

22:33 A small black drip triple whip clip blip—[ Laughing] -Alright, try it again.

22:38 Ready, set, go.

22:39 -A small black drip triple whip clip blip

22:41 extra burpled purple nurple for Urkel as Urkel.

22:45 Oh, "as Urkel."[ as Steve Urkel] Did I do that?

22:50 Both laughing] -Oh, my God.

22:52 Do you always read stage directions?

22:55 Normal voice] No.

22:56 I'm usually sober when I'm working.

22:57 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:59 When was your first gig?

23:00 How old were you?

23:01 -12.

23:02 -And what was your first gig?

23:03 -"Law& Order: SVU." -Oh, my God, what did you play in "Law& Order: SVU"?

23:07 -A victim.

23:07 -Oh, my God.

23:08 Of what?

23:09 Oh, don't say it.

23:11 I bet, based on that show, it's a bummer.

23:14 Of what?

23:15 -Identity?

23:16 -I was 12.

23:17 Laughing] -Of what?

23:19 -Oh, no.

23:19 -Yeah.

23:20 A victim, Seth.

23:21 -Oh, no.

23:22 I'm having an absolutely wonderful time with you.

23:25 -Thank you.

23:25 -And I'm gonna now transition us to one

23:27 of the dumbest things we've ever done on Day Drinking.

23:29 It's called "Pet Sounds." It's not based on anything you've ever done.

23:32 And here's what's going to happen.

23:33 I'm going to hold up a card, and we're going to look at an animal.

23:36 And you and I are each going to make

23:38 our best guess as to the sound this animal makes.

23:40 -Okay.

23:41 -And then I don't quite know what will happen after— Oh,

23:44 I'm going to play the actual sound then, and we'll see how we did.

23:47 The barn owl.

23:48 -Hoo!

23:50 Laughs] I love it.

23:51 You go right down the middle.

23:52 I'm going to go higher.

23:54 I think it's going to be screechy.

23:55 I'm gonna guess here.

23:56 Hrawrh!

23:57 Hrawrh!

23:58 Ready?

24:00 Barn owl screeching] -No, you think you won?

24:04 -A hundred— -No one— Neither of us hissed.

24:08 -I'm sorry.

24:08 Did that sound more like me or more like a human saying hoo?

24:13 Laughter] -Walrus.

24:18 Like...maw!

24:19 -I like that you're— You're trying to make

24:23 the tee— You think the teeth are informing.

24:25 -I think it informs the way...

24:26 -Do you want two straws?

24:27 -...it comes out.

24:28 -Do you think two straws will help you?

24:30 -Yeah.

24:30 -Let's do it.

24:31 -Alright, I don't know.

24:31 Where are the straws?

24:33 Alright, I don't have a second straw, so...

24:38 -Arh.

24:39 Laughing] Okay.

24:40 Great.

24:40 I'm gonna do my best guess.

24:42 Wroah!

24:44 -Like, you think they're— I guess they are.

24:47 Walrus roaring] -Boom!

24:50 You know music, I know animals.

24:52 -No, I didn't channel anything with these.

24:55 Raccoons fighting?

24:56 -Yeah.

24:57 Let's each do a raccoon fighting.

24:59 -Okay.

24:59 5, 6, 7, 8.

25:02 Both screeching][ Raccoons screeching] Whoa!

25:09 [Bleep] all y'all!

25:11 That was amazing!

25:12 -We're gonna be in the next "Zootopia"!

25:15 -"Zootopia 4"!

25:15 -Sabrina and Seth are gonna be in the next "Zootopia"!

25:19 -[Bleep] all y'all!

25:21 Except "Zootopia." -What about this fella?

25:25 -Again, I'm sort of, like, speechless.

25:27 Like, I'm aghast.

25:29 I'm like, huh?

25:30 -I think it goes like this.

25:32 Hey!

25:34 Wha?

25:36 Monkey softly grunting] -No.

25:40 Grunting continues] -That's not real.

25:42 That's not a real monkey.

25:43 -I'm like, this is all too much.

25:45 -He's so casual.

25:46 -He's so casual.

25:47 Hey -Hey.

25:48 -Hey, you gonna eat that?

25:50 -Guy at a bar?

25:51 -He's like, "Hey." -Won't leave you alone.

25:53 Hey.

25:54 -Hey.

25:55 -Hey.

25:55 -Hey.

25:56 -Hey, you Sabrina?

25:57 -No.

25:58 -Hey.

25:59 -Hey.

25:59 -Bro, leave me alone.

26:01 -Hey.

26:02 -No.

26:03 Actually, though.

26:05 -Huh?

26:06 Hey.

26:07 -Camera's not open.

26:09 Grunting] -He's a monkey.

26:13 Grunting continues]-[ Grunts][ Laughing]-[ Grunting continues] -Stop.

26:22 Grunting continues] -Please stop.

26:25 -Huh?

26:28 -Maw.

26:29 Both laughing] Huh?

26:31 -Are you— I'm trying— -Hey.

26:33 -Oh, my God, stop yelling.

26:35 -Hey.

26:39 -I feel like that's the end of that one.

26:41 -No, there's— there's 55 more animals.

26:45 Both laughing]♪♪ You guys,

26:50 the more time I spend with "Sbrina," the more I like her.

26:54 So Christmas is coming up.

26:55 So here's what we're gonna do.

26:55 We're gonna put on oven mitts.

26:57 Sabrina, put on your oven mitt.

26:58 -K-k.

26:59 -And we're gonna open up presents as fast as we can.

27:00 And if you open it up, the other person has to drink what's ever's inside it.

27:04 Here we go.

27:05 -Oh, it's a race?

27:05 -What?

27:07 -I didn't know we were going fast.

27:08 -Just ready-set-go!

27:09 Oh!

27:09 She started.

27:15 -You can't use your teeth.

27:17 You got to use your oven mitt.

27:22 -Okay.

27:22 Wait.

27:22 What's that?

27:23 -You have to do a party-ready gelatin shot.

27:26 -Okay.

27:26 And you have to do a peppermint white Cutwater.

27:30 Laughs] -A what?

27:31 -Peppermint white Cutwater.

27:33 -I'll take it.

27:34 -Okay.

27:40 -That's disgusting.

27:46 I feel like it would be better if I opened something bigger.

27:57 [Bleep] You have to drink this.

28:02 -What is it?

28:03 -Godiva chocolate liquor.

28:04 -You have to drink Eggo brunch.

28:08 Ooh!

28:09 -What the [bleep] is that?

28:11 -I don't know.

28:12 -It's not real!

28:12 -That's not real.

28:14 -Brunch in a jar?

28:18 Banging] That tastes like a candle.

28:22 -A what?

28:22 -It literally tastes like a candle.

28:24 -Brinny, can I ask you a question, Brinny?

28:27 -"Yeth." -How do you know what a candle tastes like?

28:30 -Oh [bleep] [Bleep] I thought it would, like, loosen it up.

28:38 And I'm bet— I'm— -Oh, you have to have a drink of...

28:41 -No!

28:42 No!

28:42 -Bu— -No!

28:44 No!

28:45 -Oh!

28:45 -Not a BuzzBall!!

28:46 -Oh, wait.

28:47 You know what a BuzzBall is?

28:48 -I know what they are!

28:49 -You do?

28:50 -Yes!

28:51 -Who told you what a BuzzBall is?

28:52 -I'm young!

28:53 That's like a very normal...

28:55 -I also know what it is.

28:56 -...a young person...

28:57 -Oh, my God!

28:58 Not a BuzzBall!

28:59 -No.

28:59 That is so crazy.

29:01 -Brinny and I are like, "No." -Cheers.

29:04 -Cheers.

29:09 Is this the most fun you've ever had?

29:11 -Ugh!

29:12 Laughs] -Ugh!

29:14 -Uh, uh, proboscis monkey?

29:17 -Ugh!

29:18 Both laugh] This building is so pretty.

29:23 -Thank you for saying that.

29:24 We built it for you.

29:26 We're gonna move on.

29:28 Laughs] Wait, she's just wandering off.

29:32 We've lost Sabrina, so...

29:35 Laughter] I don't know.

29:38 Is this even a good thing to do on TV?

29:42 Hey, everybody, we're going to close the night

29:44 with Sabrina decorating me like a Christmas tree.

29:46 And if she so chooses to sing along with the Christmas carols we're gonna play.

29:52 I'll sing, too, so it'll be a collaboration.

29:55 -Yeah.

29:57 Sleep♪♪ In♪♪ Heavenly♪♪ Ahh!

30:03 You sure you don't want to sing?

30:05 Ah♪-♪ All is bright♪-♪ Bright♪-[ Vocalizes] Sing.

30:12 Both vocalizing][ Humming]♪♪[ Laughter] -This has been

30:27 "Day Drinking with Seth and Sabrina." Sabrina,

30:30 in the spirit of Christmas, can you make an armadillo noise one more time?

30:33 -Let's do the raccoons fighting.

30:35 Ready?

30:35 -Okay.

30:35 -1, 2, 3.

30:38 Both screeching] -Now, Sabrina, you've had a great career so far.

30:45 -Thanks.

30:45 You too.

30:45 -And so we are gonna— -Thank you so much.

30:48 You know what?

30:48 Almost no one says that during day drinking, so thank you.

30:51 -You have such a great career.

30:52 -Oh, my God, don't cut this part out.

30:54 So we're gonna make some drinks based on your work.

30:57 -Okay.

30:58 -And the first one is called manchild, all right?

31:00 -Yeah.

31:01 -We're going to start with the man, which is whiskey.

31:03 -Absolutely.

31:04 -And the child is going to be a Capri Sun.

31:06 Oh, I don't know if they put the straw in.

31:10 -I can do it.

31:10 -And then this is going to be a thing.

31:12 Oh, would you?

31:13 -Do you do you want me to do that?

31:14 I mean, I was a kid so much more recently.

31:16 -That we can cut.

31:17 We can cut that part.

31:19 Laughs] -All right.

31:20 -Cheers.

31:21 -Cheers.

31:21 Here's to our manchild.

31:24 -Okay.

31:25 -That's bad.

31:25 And I never want it again.

31:26 -It's the Capri Sun.

31:28 -It's the— Oh, you would have been fine with just

31:30 a straight— -Just a straight whiskey would have been so much better.

31:32 -You wanted a man, not a manchild.

31:33 -Exactly.

31:34 -Okay, here we go.

31:35 Short and sweet.

31:36 Ready?

31:36 -Yeah.

31:36 -We're gonna start with a short bottle of beer.

31:38 -There's no, like, liquids in front of me, which is crazy.

31:42 -So it's a short bottle of beer, which is obviously, at this point, all foam.

31:45 -Yeah.

31:46 -And then, all right, Skittles.

31:48 Smarties.

31:49 Lifesavers.

31:50 Jolly Ranchers.

31:52 These are all the sweets.

31:53 -Do you want me— -Yeah, you can have them.

31:55 -I'll throw a couple in there.

31:56 Sour Patch Kids.

31:58 -Swedish Fish.

31:59 -This is [bleep] Candy Corn?

32:01 -Yeah.

32:02 Lemonheads.

32:03 -Ugh.

32:04 -Gummy bears.

32:05 And then we're gonna blend it.

32:07 -I would [bleep] hope so.

32:08 -We're gonna drink it.

32:09 And then we're gonna die.

32:10 -Okay, great.

32:11 -All right.

32:13 I feel like we should have put in more liquid.

32:14 -What?

32:18 -All right.

32:18 Whatever the color of the last one is, this one's worse.

32:22 -Oh, it looks like, um, like Flintstones vitamins.

32:30 -So that's just liquid candy.

32:32 -So I'm gonna be real.

32:33 That's really good.

32:33 -I'm gonna say what it looks like, and I feel like it's gonna ruin it now.

32:36 Just like the slurry if you ground up a human body.

32:40 Laughing] All right, here we go.

32:43 This is very exciting.

32:44 This is the Sabrina Colada.

32:46 -Yay!

32:47 -So this is a combination of songs we could not fit into one drink.

32:50 So, um, we have coffee liqueur for "Espresso."

32:54 We have Alaskan amber ale for "Juno".

32:56 House wine, two, for "House Tour".

32:59 Hard Mountain Dew.

33:00 And then ice cream sprinkles for "Nonsense." -Oh, great.

33:03 -But here's the thing.

33:04 So we have pre-blended.

33:06 Oh, good.

33:06 It's a million pounds.

33:08 -It's light.

33:08 Oh, my God.

33:11 -So this has, I mean, the highest potential to be a hit drink.

33:15 -Absolutely.

33:15 -Cheers.

33:16 -Cheers.

33:17 -The very first Sabrina Colada ever consumed.

33:23 -It's fantastic, unfortunately.

33:24 -Be honest.

33:25 Would you have this in your apartment?

33:27 -I would.

33:29 -Your roommates would be okay with it?

33:31 Laughs] Thank you for asking about them.

33:33 -It's New York City.

33:34 You're doing very well.

33:35 But I assume you have roommates.

33:37 -Baby steps, you know, but, yeah, they'd love that.

33:40 -And be honest, am I doing this in a masculine way?

33:43 -Yeah.

33:44 Well...

33:45 -I realized while I was talking to you I

33:47 might have too many points of contact with my fingers.

33:48 -You're, like, the most masculine thing you can do is lean into the femininity.

33:52 -Mm-hmm.

33:53 All right.

33:54 Let's go on to the next.

33:56 -Okay.

33:57 -Sabrina, your number one song, "Manchild", has been nominated for four Grammys.

34:00 Congratulations.

34:02 And it's very pro man children, and I really appreciate that.

34:04 I think the part of blaming the mom really resonated with my wife.

34:08 -Well, and that was just because dad didn't rhyme.

34:11 -Oh, interesting.

34:12 -Yeah.

34:12 -It's so funny to find out that a lot of your choices are just based on rhymes.

34:17 All right, so I'm going to show you a famous person as a child.

34:19 And if you can tell me who they are as a man, I will drink.

34:22 And if you get it wrong, you will drink.

34:24 -Okay.

34:24 -All right.

34:25 Ready?

34:25 -Yes.

34:26 Adam Sandler.

34:27 -Boom!

34:27 Right off the bat.

34:29 -Keanu.

34:30 -Wow.

34:30 I don't know if I would have got that.

34:32 -Really?

34:34 -Yeah, you were right.

34:34 This one is actually easy.

34:35 And so I kind of [bleep] myself by doing it,

34:37 but he's a friend, and I just wanted to burn him.

34:42 -I don't got it.

34:43 -The burn keeps getting better.

34:44 John Oliver.

34:45 Laughs] -Also, do we have to do one where he's holding the Emmy?

34:50 I— Come on guys.

34:52 So they did put it in.

34:54 -So that's you.

34:57 -Which part of this was shocking to you?

34:59 -Wait.

35:00 You look different.

35:01 -Well, how?

35:02 -This was you in college?

35:04 -This guy— -You look like— no offense— like you look at least in your 30s here.

35:13 -Gotcha.

35:13 -You look younger now.

35:15 -Okay, I'm so on the fence as to whether or not to take offense.

35:18 -No, no, no, I'm coming around.

35:20 Like, you're gonna get so many compliments for this.

35:21 -But like, uh, be honest.

35:23 Guy walks up to you with this haircut, do you feel like he's good at decisions?

35:27 -I feel like I can trust him.

35:29 Um, and I feel like...

35:31 -So like more friend zone.

35:33 Laughs] -Sabrina, you are known for creating incredibly

35:36 unique and original sexual innuendos from commonplace things,

35:40 but now we're going to find out if you can make anything into an innuendo.

35:44 We're going to reach in here.

35:45 You're going to pull out something you've never seen before.

35:48 You're going to read it to camera,

35:50 and we're going to see if you do a good enough job selling it.

35:53 If you do, I'm gonna do a shot.

35:55 -Okay.

35:56 Okay.

35:56 -Look it over.

35:59 I believe in you.

36:00 Just right down the camera.

36:02 Put a little Sabrina on it.

36:04 You can make this work.

36:05 -Okay.

36:06 I don't really know.

36:09 I'm Wolf Blitzer, and you're in the Situation Room.

36:16 You actually believe that?

36:17 I didn't even believe that.

36:19 I don't— Okay.

36:22 Please do one good so I can take a shot.

36:25 Okay.

36:33 Look at every camera.

36:35 -Ready for this?

36:36 Ready for this?

36:38 Do not take methotrexate if you are

36:42 pregnant or if you plan on becoming pregnant.

36:51 Can you just do everything possible not to ever make that face again?

36:56 Laughing] -Now boarding group B.

37:09 Wow.

37:10 -I'm gonna nail this one.

37:12 -Okay.

37:17 -Dreidel.

37:17 Dreidel.

37:18 Dreidel.

37:18 -No.

37:20 -I made it out of clay.

37:23 And when my dreidel is ready...

37:26 Did you fall asleep on your straw?

37:29 Laughing] You literally.

37:33 I've never seen somebody rest on their straw.

37:37 -That's it?

37:37 -Yeah.

37:38 I said come up with 100, and they're like,

37:40 "We can only do eight."-[ Laughs][ Cheers and applause]