SIDEMEN TINDER IRL IS BACK

0:00 You asked.

0:01 It's back.

0:02 Tinder in real life.

0:04 However, there's a twist.

0:05 We've written pickup lines for these YouTubers.

0:08 Do you have pet insurance by any chance?

0:10 To try their luck.

0:12 Because I'm gonna destroy your [beep].

0:15 Each YouTuber will randomly pick one

0:17 of our lines to say to their potential match.

0:19 If our line is voted the worst, then we will have to face a forfeit.

0:23 As always, all comments are a joke and for entertainment purposes only.

0:27 Anyway, let's get into the video!

0:31 Right.

0:31 Submitting all of our lines.

0:32 [everyone groaning] [speaking indistinctly]- Oh, no.

0:36 Oh.

0:37 Why are we doing this again?

0:38 Why are we here?

0:39 You guys ready?

0:40 Oh, so we all take one, right?

0:41 Do we take them now or not?

0:42 Yeah.

0:42 Oh, right.

0:43 And we don't look at them until-- No, you look at them now.

0:45 Oh.

0:46 Go on.

0:46 We're picking one out, right?

0:47 The worst part is seeing your envelope.

0:49 Okay.

0:50 So go on.

0:50 [speaking indistinctly]- Bang in the middle.

0:53 Everyone got one?

0:54 You're left at last.

0:55 [everyone groaning]- This is actually quite good, you know.

0:57 I just realised, Anita cannot get mine.

0:59 [Sidemen laughing]- Oh, my God!

1:03 It's quite long.

1:04 Jesus.

1:04 Oh, for f- [Chris sighing] [Sidemen laughing]- Oh, no.

1:08 They all look horrified.

1:09 [Sidemen laughing] I don't know what you guys have written.

1:12 Oh, no.

1:13 Oh, come on.

1:14 I don't, I don't get mine.

1:15 Jesus.

1:16 Yours is long.

1:16 I don't get it, man.

1:17 You've got a monologue.

1:18 Yeah, I don't get it though.

1:19 [Anita chuckles]- Can I get arrested for this?

1:22 Oh, my God.

1:23 Oh, my God.

1:24 Ooh.

1:25 Jack, Jack looks mortified.

1:25 Whoever gave Jack his line...

1:27 I think I might get a charge.

1:28 [contestants laughing]- We could.

1:31 Oh, here comes a woman.

1:31 Here we go.

1:33 Oh, they're here.

1:33 Hi, I'm Sophia.

1:34 I'm 24.

1:35 Hi, there.

1:35 I'm Chris.

1:36 Hi.

1:36 I'm 29.

1:37 Are you a ketchup bottle?

1:38 Because I wanna flip you over, hit you from the back and make you squirt.

1:42 Oh, no.

1:45 Oh.

1:45 No.

1:48 That was quite rough.

1:51 But you're really cute.

1:52 But no, sorry.

1:53 Oh, he's cute.

1:54 Sorry.

1:55 I respect that.

1:56 Aw.

1:56 That's a good, that's a good outcome though.

1:58 Yeah, I'll take that.

1:59 I'll take that.

2:00 The one part that I actually had input in.

2:02 How have we started the video with that?

2:03 Who's done that?

2:05 You're a bit too quiet for my liking.

2:06 No, no, I don't think it's me.

2:07 It is me.

2:08 Hello.

2:09 Hi.

2:10 My name is Jack and I am 26.

2:11 And let's play Barbie because I will be Ken

2:17 and you can be the box I come in or whatever.

2:20 No.

2:21 [contestant laughing]- Who's recycling lines from previous Tinders?

2:26 You would be Barbie I would kinda...

2:28 Yeah.

2:28 No, sorry.

2:29 Well, yeah.

2:29 I understand.

2:30 That was a lot.

2:31 Sorry.

2:32 That's my line.

2:33 Wait, really?

2:34 From a previous Tinder, that's my line.

2:36 Hi, I'm Josh.

2:36 I'm 26.

2:37 Let's play Barbie and I'll be,

2:39 I'll be Ken and you can be the box that I come in.

2:43 Just when I was becoming a feminist as well.

2:46 I'm Cole.

2:47 Hi, Cole.

2:48 28.

2:48 Mm-hmm.

2:49 Nice legs.

2:50 What time, I don't know, what time do they open?

2:53 [Sidemen groaning]- What are you doing boy?

2:56 Who wrote that?

2:57 Who wrote that?

2:58 Who's writing these?

3:00 No, sorry.

3:00 Just no.

3:02 No, that's fine.

3:03 It's going to be a room full of no's.

3:04 A room full of nos.

3:05 Holy sh*t.

3:06 High standards.

3:07 High standards.

3:08 She has got high standards.

3:09 Yeah.

3:10 She call you guys cute?

3:11 No, she didn't.

3:12 No.

3:12 She just said the straight no.

3:13 Hello, nice to meet you.

3:14 My name is Beano.

3:14 I'm 23.

3:15 Yeah.

3:16 And girls always complain that I'm a walking red flag.

3:19 Girls?

3:19 Sorry.

3:20 Accent.

3:20 Can someone translate?

3:21 Sorry.

3:22 Sorry.

3:22 Did he say girls?

3:24 Don't look at me.

3:25 Girls.

3:25 Girls always complain that I'm a walking red flag.

3:27 Yeah.

3:28 It's a long day for him, man.

3:29 But I actually think it's quite impressive that a flag can walk.

3:33 Yeah, that was funny.

3:34 Jesus.

3:35 I like it now.

3:36 f*cking Christ.

3:37 No, I like it.

3:38 Delivery.

3:39 Hi, I'm Anita.

3:40 Hi.

3:40 I'm 36.

3:41 And KSI's bodyguard isn't the only thing that's big and black [censored] b*tch.

3:46 It's also my boots, b*tch.

3:49 Ah.

3:49 See, yeah.

3:49 That's, yeah, okay.

3:51 Mm-hmm.

3:51 I really like that.

3:52 I did not write that.

3:53 [Anita whistles]- I love you.

3:56 You're really sweet but, no, sorry.

3:58 Aw.

4:00 Has she had any yeses?

4:01 Oh, come on, lads, it's not hard.

4:03 f*ck off.

4:04 [contestants laugh] Loser.

4:06 sh*t.

4:06 Correct.

4:07 Yeah, you said it.

4:08 Good boy.

4:09 Don't do that.

4:11 [contestants laughing] [speaking indistinctly]- My name's Castillo.

4:14 Yeah.

4:15 I'm old, bruv.

4:15 Yeah, that's my age.

4:16 Are you a volcano?

4:19 Because I lava you.

4:20 [Sidemen laughing]- That's a good one.

4:23 Yeah, Vik special.

4:24 That's a good one.

4:25 Vik special.

4:25 Oh, yeah, go on then that was really sweet.

4:26 I liked that one.

4:27 Oh, come on.

4:28 Oh, it worked.

4:29 Yeah.

4:31 That's a good one.

4:32 It's all about the delivery.

4:33 It's not hard, no.

4:34 He's got a swagger with it though.

4:35 Yeah, he's good.

4:36 There's levels to this game.

4:37 Just Heinz and Castillo.

4:38 Which of the lines do you think is the worst?

4:40 The first one.

4:41 [contestants groaning] That was a bad start.

4:44 Yeah.

4:44 Yeah.

4:45 Yeah, still that was bad.

4:45 Poor from you guys.

4:47 Really poor.

4:47 Which were the best?

4:48 I think, sorry, the one that I couldn't really understand.

4:50 But that was-- Oh, that's all right.

4:52 Didn't even understand it.

4:52 It's all right.

4:53 Let me just speak gobbly goop for the next one.

4:55 That's how much she liked him.

4:55 Don't worry, no one understands him.

4:57 Perfect.

4:57 Thank you.

4:58 Thank you.

4:59 Thank god.

5:00 That was quite easy.

5:01 Bye!

5:01 Thanks.

5:01 Bye bye.

5:02 That was fun.

5:02 What was your one again?

5:03 It was, are you a ketchup bottle?

5:04 Because I want to flip you over, hit you from the back and make you squirt.

5:08 Well, now if that doesn't get a girl creamy, I don't know what will.

5:10 I got my vote.

5:11 I've got a vote.

5:12 Only because it was out the gates first and it was so vulgar.

5:15 It's kind of funny.

5:16 I would say the legs one.

5:17 What time they open?

5:18 Mine's, mine's Cole's.

5:18 Yeah, Cole's.

5:19 The Coles one.

5:20 Legs.

5:20 Legs.

5:20 Legs.

5:20 I think the legs one.

5:22 Most basic one.

5:22 It's bad.

5:23 Recycled.

5:23 Barbie and Ken or legs.

5:25 Legs.

5:25 They can both do a forfeit.

5:26 I'm going legs.

5:27 Legs.

5:27 Because also, it's also it's just like a sh*t,

5:29 just like a f*cking-- Open your legs.

5:30 Yeah, yeah.

5:30 Like come on.

5:31 Who wrote it?

5:31 what are we doing?

5:32 Who wrote it?

5:33 Oh, no.

5:34 No.

5:34 Did you write legs?

5:35 No.

5:36 No.

5:36 JJ, no.

5:37 It's nice.

5:37 You're better than that.

5:39 Bro.

5:39 It's legs.

5:40 Not off the rip.

5:41 JJ, no.

5:41 When do they open man?

5:42 Who wrote Barbie and Ken?

5:43 Come on, own up.

5:44 I didn't write it, but it was in my notes- Oh, no.

5:49 Okay.

5:49 Right.

5:49 Where's the first forfeit?

5:51 You have to have a harmonica in your mouth for a whole next round.

5:54 Oh.

5:54 Oh, Okay.

5:55 That's pretty fun.

5:55 That's fun.

5:56 Yeah, that's not bad.

5:56 That's not bad.

5:57 That's fun.

5:58 [harmonica]- Nice.

6:00 Alright, now he's locked in, bro.

6:02 Oh, sh*t have they gone in a line?

6:04 Oh, sh*t.

6:04 Okay, okay.

6:05 Take your pick.

6:06 Oh, okay.

6:06 If you give Heinz a long one, pause.

6:08 Jesus Christ.

6:09 For crying out loud.

6:10 I'll f*ck your dad.

6:12 Are you seeing that?

6:13 Go with that.

6:14 It's almost the same as the cards.

6:16 Honest.

6:17 Here we go.

6:18 I'm Amy and I'm 31.

6:20 Hi, I'm Anita and I'd wank your dad off just to find out where you came from.

6:24 Oh, what does she [stuttering]?

6:26 Jesus.

6:26 Oh, my dad's dead.

6:28 In a way.

6:29 Same.

6:29 b*tch.

6:29 I love you.

6:31 I love you.

6:32 Oh, no.

6:33 Christ.

6:33 [harmonica whines]- Yo.

6:36 Oh, no.

6:37 That's mads.

6:38 It was worth a try.

6:38 Yeah no, genuinely.

6:39 That's the worst one you could have got.

6:40 Well yeah.

6:41 that's mads.

6:42 Follow that one.

6:42 Hi.

6:43 Hello.

6:44 Hi.

6:45 I'm Cole.

6:45 Are you in the military?

6:48 No.

6:49 Because I like your ass and all for us and everything- Yeah, no.

6:53 without you.

6:54 Thank you.

6:54 Oh, just your ass.

6:55 Thank you.

6:56 Bye.

6:56 [Sidemen laughing] [harmonica whines]- He said it well.

6:59 It was a terrible one at that.

7:00 It is.

7:01 It must be JJ.

7:02 I'm sorry you had to go through that.

7:04 Oh.

7:04 Oh.

7:05 Thank you.

7:06 Hello, I'm Jack.

7:08 Hello to you.

7:09 I'm 26.

7:12 Bend over.

7:14 Can we skip the talking stage and go straight to the bumming stage?

7:20 Yeah, no.

7:20 See you later.

7:22 Fair enough.

7:22 See you later.

7:23 [Sidemen laughing]- That's good though.

7:26 Unlucky mate [speaking indistinctly]- I was surprised there.

7:29 Are you okay?

7:31 Bumming usually is a good thing.

7:33 People like getting bummed.

7:35 My name's Castillo.

7:35 I'm 31 as well.

7:37 Okay.

7:37 Yeah.

7:38 Are you an antique?

7:39 'Cause I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

7:43 See you later.

7:44 Say no more.

7:45 I thought that was good though.

7:46 I know.

7:46 It's alright, isn't it?

7:47 [all laughing] [harmonica whines]- Bro, this is pissing me off.

7:53 It's more a forfeit for us for sure.

7:54 Yeah.

7:55 Here he goes.

7:56 Hello, there.

7:56 My name's Beano.

7:57 Hi.

7:57 Are you copper and tellurium?

8:00 Because you're C-U-T-E.

8:01 I like that.

8:03 It's the Irish charm.

8:04 Again.

8:04 It's the Irish charm.

8:05 [speaking indistinctly]- Oh, yeah.

8:08 What is?

8:08 Come on.

8:09 What is it that he's got that we haven't got?

8:10 We don't understand what he's saying.

8:11 You do understand what I'm saying,

8:12 obviously [speaking indistinctly]- What did he say?

8:13 I dunno what he just said.

8:14 I'm cute.

8:15 Yeah, see...

8:15 Is that it?

8:16 Yeah.

8:16 C-U-T-E.

8:17 Yeah.

8:18 And whatever tellurium is.

8:19 It's 2 for 2.

8:19 She liked it, yeah.

8:20 Now it's 2 for 2.

8:21 Hi, there.

8:22 I'm Chris.

8:22 I'm 29.

8:23 On a scale of one to 10, you're a solid...

8:26 I'll settle.

8:27 Oh.

8:27 Oh.

8:29 Now see that's just [speaking indistinctly].

8:31 No.

8:31 No.

8:32 That's a [speaking indistinctly].

8:32 No.

8:33 If you hadn't had the line before I would've said that was you.

8:36 No.

8:36 That's Vik's line.

8:37 Yeah, that was you.

8:38 It's not really a pick line.

8:40 More of an insult.

8:41 Yeah.

8:41 Wow.

8:42 I'm sorry, I just had to read.

8:43 Thank you.

8:43 I'm so sorry.

8:44 No, it's fine.

8:44 He's got, he's got a blank card.

8:45 [contestants laughing]- That was mean.

8:50 Poor Chris.

8:50 Poor her.

8:51 Poor everyone involved.

8:53 Out of the "no's"- Mm-hmm.

8:54 Who would you most likely to change to a "yes?"- Castillo.

8:58 Oh, wow.

8:58 Big man ting.

8:59 Why?

9:00 Why is that?

9:01 It wasn't too bad, but it was a bit like, mm.

9:03 You know?

9:04 Do you reckon maybe me?

9:05 Maybe half.

9:06 Mm.

9:06 No.

9:08 Good boy.

9:12 Okay.

9:13 The worst line?

9:14 Oh, yeah.

9:15 My dad.

9:16 Sorry, babes.

9:17 I'm sorry too.

9:17 Obvious one that one.

9:18 Yeah, that one there.

9:20 Unfortunately, it's very bad.

9:22 Unfortunate really.

9:23 Yeah.

9:24 Couldn't have gone to a worst person in that lineup.

9:26 Yeah.

9:26 Twice, she's had the wrong one.

9:28 Oh.

9:29 Amazing.

9:29 Bye, guys.

9:30 Bye.

9:31 Thank you.

9:32 What was the worst one?

9:33 [speaking indistinctly]- That one was good.

9:34 That was good.

9:35 I think the skip to bumming was a bit crap.

9:37 No, no, I liked that though.

9:39 The bumming stage.

9:39 Its funny.

9:39 I don't mind that.

9:40 I didn't like the one to ten.

9:41 What can I say, lads?

9:42 I think the,- The last one.

9:43 I think six might be the one.

9:44 I didn't like, the way Chris said it with venom as well.

9:47 I didn't like it.

9:47 He was mean to the girl.

9:48 The one to ten.

9:48 Yeah, no, I didn't like one to ten.

9:49 sh*t, I loved [speaking indistinctly].

9:50 Watch next when Chris delivers it, he goes, hi, I'm Chris.

9:53 I'm 29.

9:53 He does like a head tilt.

9:55 One to ten.

9:56 I'll settle.

9:57 I'm voting that one.

9:58 It's not even a good, yeah.

9:59 Yeah.

9:59 [speaking indistinctly]- He wasn't, I know.

10:00 [Sidemen chattering indistinctly] [harmonica whines]- He couldn't even argue it.

10:03 It's your doing.

10:03 He couldn't even argue it was good.

10:05 What are you doing?

10:06 How's that happen?

10:07 "Wanking your dad off"?

10:08 [speaking indistinctly]?

10:08 That was not good.

10:09 That's was a good line.

10:09 That was my line.

10:10 See.

10:10 [All laughing] But because you couldn't vote...

10:13 Hey, you could open the deep end.

10:14 You couldn't vote so I [speaking indistinctly].

10:15 But I tried it though.

10:17 You have to wear this gnome outfit.

10:19 [all laughing]- That's all right.

10:22 All right.

10:23 Where's she at then?

10:25 Could be he.

10:26 Oh, yeah.

10:27 Could be.

10:27 I hope it's a bloke.

10:28 Yeah.

10:29 Good then.

10:29 Could be a bloke.

10:30 I'll fist your dad.

10:31 He's dead.

10:33 Huh?

10:34 I'm sorry to break it to you.

10:35 No, but is he dead from the fisting or?

10:40 Well let's hope your next one's good, mate.

10:42 You can talk this time though.

10:43 Do you wanna change your,- Yeah, great.

10:44 do you wanna change your lines or are you good?

10:46 Is that the worst ones out of the way?

10:48 No.

10:49 He started with his best.

10:50 f*ck.

10:50 [Tobi laughing]- I'm gonna try the glasses.

10:52 I feel like the glasses may work.

10:54 Yes.

10:54 Yes.

10:54 Yes.

10:54 That'll work.

10:55 Alright.

10:56 Should we test it?

10:56 Oh, yeah the glasses.

10:57 Little experiment- Incel.

10:58 Sorry.

10:59 Incel.

10:59 No, she's confused by something.

11:00 That's not good.

11:01 Dway, is Dwayne Johnson the Rock?

11:04 Okay, so that, that says world not wand, right?

11:07 What is?

11:08 That says world.

11:09 Oh, thank f*ck.

11:10 [contestants laughing]- Oh, f*cking hell.

11:12 Oh, my-- Chris is creasing by the way.

11:14 [Sidemen laughing] That's 'cause Jack's got one that's really bad.

11:17 I think Jack's-- I think Jack's got his work.

11:19 I don't think the glasses are gonna help.

11:22 Who has written that abomination of a sentence?

11:28 Hello, my name is Devon and I'm 24.

11:31 f*ck off, Devon.

11:33 Brilliant.

11:34 That's not her line.

11:35 Sorry.

11:36 Yeah, it's all right.

11:37 Devon, you look nice.

11:38 The jeans is doing things.

11:39 I'm Castillo, I'm 25 also.

11:41 Yeah.

11:42 Okay.

11:43 So my size that bunda's looking leng still.

11:47 Let me top it off like it's nothing, famalam.

11:49 You get me?

11:50 [Sidemen laughing]- My size is crazy.

11:56 Lemme top it off.

11:58 I think it's just him.

11:59 What the hell?

11:59 God, I didn't get that one.

12:01 I'm okay.

12:02 Thank you.

12:03 No?

12:03 No.

12:04 It's not doing it?

12:04 No.

12:04 See you later.

12:05 I liked it, bro.

12:06 I liked it.

12:06 I would've been,- Good going.

12:08 would've worked with me.

12:09 My name is Beano.

12:10 My friends refer to me as a serial dater, but fear not.

12:13 That's just because I put dried fruit in my cornflakes.

12:16 Right.

12:17 Serial dater.

12:18 Okay.

12:18 You like that, do you?

12:19 I don't like that.

12:20 See you later.

12:21 Oh.

12:21 Oh.

12:22 Unlucky, mate.

12:22 She doesn't like that.

12:23 She doesn't like that.

12:24 Hi, I'm Anita.

12:25 Are you Dwayne Johnson?

12:27 'Cause you rock my world.

12:29 Oh, that was sweet.

12:30 Piss off.

12:31 Oh.

12:31 whoa.

12:31 Sorry.

12:32 I have Tourettes.

12:32 I'm sorry.

12:33 No, that's alright.

12:33 That was fine.

12:34 Love it.

12:34 Yes.

12:34 [Sidemen laughing]- Thank you.

12:37 Well done.

12:38 I got one.

12:38 Well done, man.

12:39 Yes.

12:40 That's really good.

12:40 Oh, you appreciate that?

12:41 Oh, well done.

12:42 Yes.

12:42 Hi, I'm Chris.

12:43 I'm 29.

12:44 I cute you're think,

12:45 put my, put your phone put- Put your number in my,- Are you okay?

12:50 in my phone.

12:53 You just embarrassed him.

12:55 I cute you're think.

12:57 He's going through it, man.

12:59 You know what?

12:59 Yeah, fine.

13:00 Why not?

13:01 Yes.

13:02 That worked.

13:03 I don't know how you pulled that one off.

13:04 No, I have no idea.

13:05 Just pulled it back like a bit of foreskin.

13:07 Okay.

13:07 But if this doesn't work, I don't know.

13:08 This will,- I dunno what,- I think this will work.

13:10 what does.

13:10 Yeah.

13:11 This definitely will work.

13:11 I've just got confidence in it.

13:13 Confidence gives it away.

13:14 Come on, Jack.

13:15 You've got this, man.

13:16 Do it for me.

13:17 My name is Jack.

13:18 Yeah.

13:19 I'm 26.

13:19 Tell me Devon.

13:22 Yeah.

13:23 Remembered your name.

13:24 f*ck off, Devon.

13:24 Thank you, I appreciate that.

13:25 Thank you.

13:26 Thank you.

13:26 Do you?

13:27 Thank you.

13:27 Thank you again.

13:28 Okay.

13:28 Oh, it's a banter.

13:29 Do you have pet insurance by any chance?

13:32 No, no, no, no, no.

13:36 Because I'm gonna destroy your pussy.

13:40 [all snickering] Confidence.

13:50 Well, charming to say the least.

13:51 Thank you.

13:52 Yeah.

13:52 Yes.

13:53 Well done, Jack.

13:53 Did you like?

13:53 Well done.

13:54 Thank you, loved it.

13:54 No.

13:55 Oh, okay.

13:56 Ah, I thought that was gonna be a yes, man.

13:57 Get f*cked.

13:58 I thought that was it.

13:58 f*cking glasses, man.

13:59 I, I think the delivery was great for what you were given there, mate.

14:02 It's all right, man.

14:03 If you took the glasses,- It's the glasses.

14:04 You're right.

14:05 Yeah.

14:06 Yeah.

14:06 Oh.

14:07 Ah.

14:08 Oh, dear.

14:09 Devon, was it?

14:10 Yes.

14:10 I've been there on holiday.

14:12 Okay.

14:12 I don't like it.

14:13 Right.

14:13 Well I don't like your performance in SAS so...

14:15 [all exclaiming]- Wait, I haven't said my line yet.

14:19 Yeah, you need to.

14:20 Devon, I'm just wondering if you're walking alone to your car tonight?

14:24 Doesn't matter.

14:25 Bye.

14:26 Why would he say?

14:27 He was better off just not saying it at that point?

14:30 Oh, my God.

14:32 [speaking indistinctly]- I dunno why I thought the insults worked.

14:35 It worked last time.

14:36 It's the SAS.

14:36 It's ruined you.

14:37 With someone else.

14:37 Did you like?

14:38 What about my comments?

14:39 Although it was cute it was, yeah, you made an effort.

14:41 It still wasn't as good but...

14:43 I like the serial dater one that was good.

14:45 Yeah.

14:46 That was good.

14:47 It was a slow burner.

14:47 It was a slow burner.

14:48 [speaking indistinctly]- When you like and you explain it.

14:51 It's too f*cking [speaking indistinctly].

14:52 [all laughing] [speaking indistinctly]- What was the, what was the best line?

15:00 The best line.

15:01 I thought, you know, Chris's was cute so, I know he was nervous.

15:05 Remembers my name.

15:05 But I think the nerves is a cute thing, you know?

15:07 So I'll give it to Chris.

15:08 My least favourite, Cole.

15:10 Oh.

15:11 Why?

15:11 What did I do?

15:12 Yes.

15:12 You don't like me.

15:13 I love you.

15:16 I love you.

15:16 Oh, you love me?

15:17 In a way.

15:18 [all laughing]- In a way.

15:20 See that's, yeah, backhand, yeah.

15:22 Fine.

15:23 Which of the "no's" was closest to getting a "yes?"- Probably...

15:27 Oh, thank you.

15:27 Yeah.

15:28 What was?

15:28 The accent.

15:29 What did you like about it?

15:30 I just like the accent.

15:31 Oh, thanks.

15:32 Told you.

15:32 I like the accent.

15:33 Man.

15:34 Harry.

15:35 How?

15:35 Yeah, the accent does something.

15:37 Should be the opposite.

15:39 Thank you.

15:41 Alright.

15:41 I didn't like the car one to be honest.

15:43 What was the car one?

15:44 Oh, yeah.

15:44 I hated that one.

15:45 I walk alone.

15:46 Oh, did you?

15:46 Yeah.

15:47 Like what attack you on the way to the car?

15:48 What was the other one?

15:48 what was that?

15:49 [speaking indistinctly]- He's gonna attack you.

15:51 He said are you walking home alone?

15:53 Was that the end of the line?

15:54 [speaking indistinctly] Was that the end of the line?

15:57 How about the serial dater one?

15:58 That's light hearted.

15:59 That's light hearted.

15:59 What about the serial dater one?

16:00 It's light hearted.

16:01 He almost got into a yes for that.

16:02 What do you think, JJ?

16:03 It's the serial dater one, f*ck it.

16:04 [all laughing]- That was the worst one.

16:08 Yeah.

16:08 It's pretty bad that one.

16:09 [speaking indistinctly]- Walking to the car, yeah, yeah.

16:12 The car.

16:13 Insinuating bad things.

16:13 Behzinga.

16:14 What was the line?

16:16 Hey, are you walking to your car alone after this?

16:18 Oh, yeah.

16:19 You deserve a [speaking indistinctly].

16:21 Poor Cole.

16:22 He already got a no but he had to say that.

16:24 We need to learn from that.

16:26 She likes 'em scared.

16:26 So you know, be- Well...

16:28 Act terrified.

16:29 She liked that you were scared.

16:30 They like cute.

16:30 I thought they liked confident.

16:31 Yeah.

16:32 But they're like no.

16:32 They like cute.

16:33 I think she saw through the performative glasses.

16:35 Yeah.

16:36 These are, these are, these work.

16:38 Do they?

16:39 They're real.

16:40 They're prescription, yeah.

16:40 Yeah.

16:41 Your face is a joke.

16:41 What about the nose there?

16:42 They're for my eyes.

16:44 They're for my eyes.

16:44 Why are we bringing up?

16:45 Why are we bringing up noses?

16:46 I don't know.

16:47 Correlation with penis size nose size.

16:48 Is it?

16:49 Trust me, all my life it's not.

16:51 Nose to dick ratio.

16:52 f*ck.

16:53 Correct.

16:54 Basically, what you just said.

16:55 Yeah.

16:56 Say I'm a good boy every time someone taps you on the head.

16:59 [all exclaiming]- I hate that.

17:00 Come say it.

17:01 Come say it, my boy.

17:02 I'm, I didn't say change seats.

17:04 Yeah.

17:05 Welcome to Exit Strategy.

17:07 I haven't done anything like this before, but I'm looking forward to it.

17:09 A new show from the Sidemen.

17:11 Premiering weekly on MoreSidemen.

17:15 The game's the game.

17:16 Only one player will take home a 10,000 pound cash prize.

17:20 There's money on the line!

17:21 Yeah!

17:22 Help!

17:24 10 players lost in an endless maze.

17:27 Never knowing what the next room holds.

17:29 I came prepared with these knee pads and my eye protection.

17:32 Always have eye protection.

17:34 The players must compete in challenges to progress.

17:37 Oh, f*ck you, Joe.

17:39 Oh.

17:40 Nah man, bro.

17:41 Man, nah, man.

17:42 I don't like this game one bit.

17:43 It all comes down to this moment.

17:45 Have I trusted right?

17:47 How could you?

17:48 How could you?

17:49 There are two fundamental rules.

17:51 Number one, we are always watching.

17:54 The game will commence in 3, 2, 1.

17:58 Number two, this game is not fair.

18:01 Yeah, but what counts as winning?

18:02 Mate, this whole game's Unfair.

18:04 That is f*cking criminal.

18:06 Oh, my heart's in my mouth.

18:08 This is horrible.

18:09 Tune in for four episodes.

18:10 Premiering each Tuesday on MoreSidemen.

18:14 This is exit strategy.

18:19 Oh, you Vik, go on.

18:20 Give him a tap.

18:20 You're close.

18:21 No.

18:22 [all laughing]- Okay, what do we do then?

18:25 I'm a good boy.

18:26 Oh.

18:27 Yeah.

18:28 I'm such a good boy.

18:29 We didn't even tap him.

18:30 [Sidemen laughing] [speaking indistinctly]- I don't.

18:37 Oh, Chris does not look happy.

18:39 Oh, no.

18:40 He can't believe what he's read.

18:42 Oh, Chris is raging.

18:44 Oh.

18:45 Aw.

18:45 Hey.

18:46 Bruh.

18:46 It's not looking good, bro.

18:48 I'm Mario.

18:49 I'm 34 years old.

18:51 My name's Heinz.

18:52 I love men.

18:53 And I'm 23.

18:54 I am here.

18:55 The genie says you still have two more wishes.

19:01 You like that do ya?

19:02 I'm all right.

19:03 All right.

19:04 [Sidemen chuckling] [speaking indistinctly]- He committed to it.

19:08 I'm good.

19:08 I'm good.

19:09 I thought that was all right.

19:10 He's laughing a lot.

19:12 Hi, there.

19:12 I'm Chris.

19:13 Yeah.

19:13 I'm 29.

19:14 This is you and me.

19:17 [contestant laughing]- Oh, no.

19:20 Oh, sh*t.

19:20 Oh, no.

19:23 Why is he still going?

19:24 I don't ride horses, brother.

19:25 I don't ride horses.

19:26 Good boy.

19:26 All right.

19:27 [all laughing]- I'm gonna wet myself.

19:31 f*cking hell.

19:33 I do not ride horses.

19:35 I'm all right.

19:36 That's, that's all.

19:37 He's not fond about it.

19:39 b*tch.

19:39 Thank you.

19:40 [contestants laughing]- How you doing?

19:42 You all right?

19:43 My name's Cole and I'm 28 years old.

19:46 Are you a beaver?

19:47 Because damn.

19:49 What?

19:49 Are you a beaver?

19:50 Because damn.

19:51 No.

19:52 Stop.

19:52 Pisses me off.

19:53 No, let's get it.

19:53 Why did he put a accent?

19:55 Sorry that's-.

19:56 Because, because Heinz got the f*cking, she likes the accent.

19:58 [speaking indistinctly]- Oh, that one has to go.

20:01 Are you a beaver?

20:03 Damn.

20:03 That is the worst one.

20:07 I'm cool.

20:08 I'm all right.

20:10 No, I thought on an accent because Scottish accent.

20:12 Okay.

20:12 It was Scottish and I thought it'd- Okay.

20:14 win you over.

20:15 Yeah, yeah.

20:15 Please, gimme another go.

20:16 No, I'm all right.

20:16 Get out.

20:17 I love you.

20:20 Wait your turn.

20:21 Hi, I'm Anita.

20:22 I'm 36.

20:23 And you look like a snack in the supermarket.

20:26 'Cause I'm ready to check you out.

20:28 b*tch.

20:29 Oh, I like snacks.

20:30 Go ahead.

20:30 Yeah, you good.

20:31 Oh, you like snacks.

20:32 Yes, sir.

20:33 It works.

20:33 Yes, sir.

20:34 I like that.

20:34 I don't mind that.

20:35 I don't mind it.

20:36 Yeah, that works.

20:37 Yes, brev.

20:38 [Match laughing]- Wait, the guys creasing.

20:43 My name's Castillo.

20:44 What's the difference between you and work?

20:47 I have no idea, bruh.

20:49 Tell me.

20:50 I'm not coming into work tomorrow, brev.

20:52 Oh.

20:53 Okay.

20:53 [all laughing] [all laughing]- Nah.

21:06 Oh, my god.

21:08 Oh sh*t.

21:08 That joke's damn good, bro.

21:10 Thank you, brev.

21:11 Thank you.

21:12 I thought you shoulda have had that one.

21:14 Yeah.

21:14 I'm starting to suspect he doesn't like willy.

21:17 Holy sh*t.

21:20 Hello, mate.

21:20 I'm Jack.

21:23 One thing about me is that I'm a hopeless romantic.

21:27 Good for you.

21:28 b*tch.

21:29 Another thing is I have diabolical genital warts on my genitals.

21:36 On the first date.

21:37 Good.

21:37 I'm all right, bro.

21:38 Thank you.

21:38 You're all right.

21:39 Thank you.

21:39 That was good.

21:40 I failed that.

21:40 I feel like he's been [speaking indistinctly].

21:42 Yeah.

21:42 Hopefully those warts have.

21:44 I'm not coming in to work tomorrow, brev.

21:46 [all laughing]- I can't believe what I've, what I've witnessed.

21:50 Which of "no's" is closest to getting a "yes?"- My man Castillo had a good one.

21:54 Brev.

21:54 I aint gonna lie.

21:55 Aw.

21:55 That was good.

21:55 There it is.

21:56 That was dope.

21:56 That was dope.

21:57 Castillo had real good one.

21:58 I aint gonna front.

21:59 He sounds American.

22:01 How did he get here?

22:02 Plane, probably.

22:03 [Sidemen laughing]- What kind of question was that?

22:06 Why was Anita a "yes?"- She's the only woman y'all got.

22:10 Tits.

22:10 You know what I mean?

22:11 That's true.

22:12 Exactly.

22:13 That'll do it.

22:14 The beaver man.

22:14 Yeah.

22:15 The beaver.

22:15 The beaver was bad.

22:17 I only got three taps of the head.

22:18 Does anyone get one more out?

22:20 Just one more.

22:21 I'm a good boy.

22:22 I'm a good boy.

22:24 You get one in.

22:24 I'm a good boy.

22:25 He volunteered.

22:26 I'm a good boy.

22:26 He likes it too much.

22:27 Yeah.

22:28 It's distracting him.

22:28 Actually I think you're a good boy by tapping him many times.

22:30 Yeah, maybe.

22:31 Oh, yeah the [speaking indistinctly].

22:32 I am such a good boy.

22:32 Could not have gone better.

22:33 Oh.

22:34 Yeah.

22:34 He did not want to.

22:35 Yeah, that was unreal.

22:36 He must be a runner for the other boys.

22:37 Oh, yes.

22:38 Oh, yes tea.

22:39 Tea.

22:40 Tea.

22:41 Tea.

22:41 Pepsi Max.

22:41 Tea.

22:42 And Pepsi Max.

22:43 Two teas.

22:44 Squashies, please.

22:44 Two teas, Pepsi Max, squashes.

22:46 Tea.

22:46 One sugar, please.

22:47 Can I get a water, please.

22:48 Oh, can I have a healthy surprise, please.

22:50 Tea, one sugar.

22:50 And then bring me a side of-- I'm just, I'll bring the trolley, yeah?

22:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:53 You can.

22:54 You can, yeah.

22:54 Can you bring the hot water in your hands, please?

22:56 [Sidemen chuckling]- Thank you.

22:59 Oh, god.

23:00 You, you've tried going cute.

23:01 Maybe go- I'm trying to go...

23:02 misogynist on the next one.

23:04 Go rogue.

23:04 Misogynist.

23:05 Go rogue with it.

23:07 Willy.

23:09 He looks nervous.

23:11 Here we go then.

23:12 Hi, I'm Mia and I'm 23.

23:13 Hello, Mia.

23:14 Hello.

23:15 I'm Jack.

23:15 I'm 26.

23:16 Hi, Jack.

23:17 I have a question for you.

23:20 What is a hundred minus 33?

23:22 Sixty sev...

23:24 Ah!

23:24 Six seven.

23:26 [Sidemen laughing]- That was you.

23:30 You.

23:31 Are done.

23:33 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7.

23:39 Jack's the best one.

23:40 We get it.

23:41 [JJ squealing]- Six, seven.

23:44 Yeah.

23:44 Yeah.

23:45 Yeah.

23:47 Yeah!

23:48 Who would've thought?

23:48 It worked.

23:49 Well done, mate.

23:50 Aw, nice.

23:51 [speaking indistinctly]- You're doing a forfeit.

23:53 Just know.

23:54 He got a yes.

23:55 Oh, yes.

23:55 [speaking indistinctly]- Vik's back.

23:57 Thank you.

23:58 Hello, Mia.

23:59 Fancy a game of mini golf?

24:01 Or is your idea of swinging a bit more adventurous?

24:06 I don't get it.

24:07 Yeah, nor do I, still you know.

24:08 Like swinging as in like, is that like a prostitute thing?

24:11 No, like in the woods and that.

24:13 Oh, ha.

24:14 She don't get it.

24:15 She has a sh*t one.

24:16 Who's got that off Google?

24:18 That was a pretty bad line.

24:19 That was an awful one.

24:20 Nah?

24:20 I'm gonna say no.

24:21 All right.

24:22 Fit though, fit though.

24:22 Thank you.

24:23 I don't know.

24:24 He gets compliments when he gets no's as well.

24:26 It's annoying.

24:27 Hello.

24:28 Hi.

24:28 I'm lost.

24:29 Yeah?

24:30 May I have the directions to your heart?

24:32 Oh.

24:34 No.

24:34 No.

24:34 That might be even worse.

24:36 Yeah.

24:37 Yes!

24:38 It's worked.

24:40 Look at that [speaking indistinctly].

24:41 [Sidemen laughing]- Yay.

24:48 Hi there, I'm Chris.

24:49 Hi, Chris.

24:50 I'm 29.

24:50 Are you a software update?

24:53 I don't know.

24:53 No.

24:54 Because I didn't ask for you.

24:55 Oh.

24:56 Oh.

24:56 f*ck off.

24:56 [speaking indistinctly]- Six, seven.

25:00 Yeah.

25:02 That's a Vik, that.

25:03 Yeah.

25:03 You gotta stop with the horrible ones, Vik.

25:05 You're not saying it anymore.

25:06 It's my first one.

25:07 It's someone else saying it.

25:08 It's my first mean one.

25:09 You can be nice now.

25:09 Hello, my name is Beano.

25:11 Hi.

25:11 I'm Irish.

25:11 and I'm 23 years of age.

25:13 Nice.

25:13 And my question is, do you...

25:14 did you fall from heaven?

25:17 'Cause I eat ass.

25:19 Yeah.

25:19 Yeah!

25:21 Well done.

25:21 Mate, that's good.

25:22 That's 75% [speaking indistinctly].

25:23 Thank you.

25:24 [sidemen laughing]- Classic.

25:27 I don't actually eat ass.

25:29 You don't eat ass?

25:30 No.

25:30 I do.

25:30 Try it.

25:31 It's nice.

25:31 Hey, babes.

25:32 Hello, sweetheart.

25:33 I'm Anita.

25:34 Hi, Anita.

25:34 I'm 36 and everyone's worried about the raise of AI.

25:38 Uh-huh.

25:39 But they should be worrying about the rise of my willy.

25:41 [Sidemen laughing]- Go on.

25:48 Yeah.

25:50 [all chattering indistinctly]- Dick power.

25:54 Hey.

25:55 Nice.

25:55 Power.

25:56 Power dicks.

25:57 Respect that.

25:58 Which was your favourite line?

25:59 Six, seven.

26:00 Yeah, that was sick.

26:01 Come on.

26:01 Oh, my god.

26:02 I liked that one.

26:03 You're lucky it got dropped in this round, you know.

26:04 You would have.

26:05 I think you're a b*tch.

26:07 Fair enough.

26:07 Good boy.

26:08 Okay.

26:09 I love you.

26:10 [Sidemen laughing]- Which of the yeses were the worst?

26:14 Probably Cole.

26:15 I'm sorry.

26:16 Why?

26:16 Why?

26:16 I looked at you lovingly with heart.

26:18 Exactly.

26:18 A bit weird.

26:18 Weird with it.

26:19 Yeah.

26:19 It's weird.

26:20 I get that.

26:21 And then I thought, oh sh*t.

26:21 Lemme just get, get on, yeah.

26:23 You know what I mean.

26:24 Just in case I followed you home.

26:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:25 Who's on the chopping block here?

26:27 I think it might have to be me this time.

26:28 What was?

26:29 I don't know.

26:29 What was the line?

26:30 That was the what?

26:30 The software update I don't want and then but I have,

26:32 let's not forget about the-- One that didn't even make sense.

26:35 Oh, about...

26:36 Swinging and golfing.

26:37 Mini golf swinging.

26:37 Oh, yeah, like...

26:38 That was pretty good.

26:39 That was my line.

26:40 It's just swinging, then you're adventurous.

26:41 You're out there swinging of interesting, yeah.

26:43 What do you mean you don't get it?

26:44 I don't get it.

26:45 Swingers.

26:46 When you go and sleep with other couples.

26:47 He don't get it.

26:48 And then mini golf swinging.

26:49 Wait, can't be swinging that much in mini golf.

26:51 It's a...

26:52 It's more a stroke.

26:53 More of a stroke.

26:53 Yeah.

26:54 You might escape him.

26:55 I think so.

26:55 I think you're right.

26:56 I think so.

26:56 Thank you.

26:57 Diabolically sh*t that was.

26:59 Were you the swinging?

27:01 I'm the swinging one.

27:03 Oh!

27:03 You must wear flippers and snorkel goggles for the rest of this round.

27:07 I can't swim.

27:08 It'll help you.

27:09 You gonna learn today.

27:11 Hi, I'm Eryn and I'm 26.

27:14 Hello, I'm Chris.

27:15 I'm 29.

27:16 Let me start off with a fun fact.

27:18 Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that have sex for pleasure.

27:24 [mimicking dolphin sounds]- Oh.

27:28 [Sidemen laughing]- No.

27:30 Oh no, no.

27:31 [Sidemen laughing]- No.

27:33 What the?

27:34 No.

27:35 Whoa.

27:35 Our poor friends.

27:36 No.

27:37 What have we done?

27:38 Who's done this?

27:39 It was going so well.

27:40 It was going from being like actually really,

27:42 you know, you was giving me education- Informative.

27:44 and then yeah.

27:45 Mm-hmm.

27:45 But no.

27:46 I don't know.

27:46 You're pointing towards yes?

27:47 Oh no, no, no.

27:48 Sorry, wrong.

27:48 So I'm thinking...

27:49 No.

27:49 Oh.

27:50 She's playing with you, mate.

27:51 No.

27:52 Do the six seven...

27:53 Oh, no.

27:54 I know the wait is hilarious.

27:55 Hi, I'm Anita and I would eat the corn from your sh*t.

28:00 b*tch.

28:00 Oh.

28:01 I love you.

28:01 I love you too, but you kind of scare me so we gonna go that way.

28:05 f*ck off.

28:06 That's so reasonable.

28:06 I'm so sorry.

28:07 [all laughing]- Corn from your sh*t.

28:14 Mate, she's unreal every time.

28:16 Do you know what you remind me of?

28:17 What?

28:18 You remind me of the London underground.

28:19 'Cause I'm trying to run a train on you.

28:22 Am I right guys?

28:23 Oh, my god.

28:24 Yeah.

28:24 [Sidemen laughing]- Jack dabbed in the background.

28:30 Jack just did like an old school dab.

28:33 Lads.

28:33 Lads.

28:34 Lads.

28:35 Lads.

28:35 Yes.

28:36 He's in with it if you wanna.

28:37 The boys were, but your mother raised you for how

28:40 many years for you to say something like that.

28:42 Oh.

28:42 Okay.

28:42 He got told off as well.

28:43 Oh, no.

28:44 That's bad.

28:45 Being told off on a Tinder is not vibes.

28:47 Be more respectful.

28:48 Yeah, mate.

28:49 I didn't write it.

28:50 Yeah be respectful.

28:51 More respectful.

28:51 You wanted going to the [speaking indistinctly]?

28:53 No.

28:54 sh*t.

28:55 Be careful.

28:55 She just spanked me.

28:56 I am Jack.

28:57 You like education you said so I've got something for you.

29:00 A lot of people have said I've glowed up since my last relationship.

29:04 Love that for you.

29:05 Thank you.

29:05 Do you wanna know my secret?

29:07 Please go on.

29:08 I have been eating glow sticks.

29:10 [Sidemen laughing]- That's a Harry line.

29:14 What's the line?

29:17 So?

29:18 That's kind of a talent.

29:19 Kind of cute and talented.

29:20 Yeah.

29:20 Go.

29:21 So thank you.

29:21 You can go.

29:22 Doesn't mean anything.

29:24 What does that mean?

29:25 How's that talent?

29:26 I don't know.

29:27 Hello, my name is Beano.

29:28 All right my question is, are you Gandhi?

29:30 Because you shall not pass before taking me on a date.

29:34 Gandhi?

29:36 Wait what?

29:37 Gandalf.

29:38 Oh, my god.

29:40 No.

29:40 Gandhi.

29:41 Gandalf.

29:42 The list is f*cked.

29:44 Gandhi.

29:45 [Sidemen laughing]- Do you know what?

29:50 Don't really like the comment, but we love Irish.

29:52 Yes.

29:52 Go on.

29:53 Gandhi.

29:54 [speaking indistinctly]- Gandalf.

29:57 What?

29:57 It's Gandalf.

29:58 Does it say Gandhi or Gandalf?

30:00 Gandalf.

30:00 You said Gandhi.

30:03 I thought that was, I didn't get it.

30:04 I didn't get the joke.

30:05 [all laughing]- Oh my.

30:11 What was the line?

30:12 Gandhi.

30:13 Because you shall not pass what?

30:14 Without you taking me on a date.

30:15 That's the thing you shall not pass.

30:16 My name's Castillo.

30:17 You want to be Minecraft without the craft?

30:21 Oh.

30:21 We love that one.

30:22 I loved it.

30:23 We loved that one.

30:23 Yeah.

30:24 You went up for sure.

30:24 Yeah.

30:25 Love a Minecraft joke.

30:26 Three for three there.

30:27 Yeah, I'm fine.

30:27 Jack dabbing as you said, your line I don't think helped.

30:31 Which of those were your favourite?

30:32 I think Castillo's was the nicest one.

30:34 That was just straight to the point.

30:35 Very respectful.

30:36 Thank you.

30:36 Very you know.

30:37 Very respectful.

30:37 Which of the "no's" was most likely to get a "yes?"- Most likely Cole.

30:41 Was this the train one?

30:42 Changing her mind, yeah.

30:43 Mm.

30:44 Come on, you want this.

30:45 Dunno about change in mind.

30:47 I feel like you, you was just trying to impress

30:50 your boys more than be the actual true man- Yeah,

30:52 that's what I'm thinking a little bit.

30:53 to yourself you know?

30:54 I need to dial it down.

30:54 We tell him not to.

30:55 Yeah.

30:56 Exactly.

30:56 [Sidemen muttering indistinctly]- Shouldn't have done that.

30:59 Train and that.

30:59 Ew.

31:00 Yeah.

31:00 Not the train it's the tube.

31:01 You wasn't being true to yourself.

31:02 You just wanted to, see, if you was actually more of a gentleman,

31:05 you could have, you could have gone somewhere,

31:07 but your boys were more important to you.

31:09 So you have a question?

31:10 So what is it you absolutely hate about Chris?

31:13 Oh.

31:13 Well I don't know if she said hate.

31:14 f*ck off, Chris.

31:15 [contestants laughing]- Ask her the question as well.

31:19 No one said hate.

31:20 It was just, it was a bit much,- Bit much.

31:22 bit, bit too, too much.

31:23 I feel like you are, you might be quite disrespectful towards women.

31:26 Yeah.

31:26 I'm getting that vibe.

31:28 Yeah, the dolphin noise needed work.

31:29 The dolphin noise was just scary, honestly.

31:32 I feel like you reminded me a little bit of how

31:35 my nephew acts and I'm looking for a man, not a boy.

31:38 Oh, whoa.

31:38 So you know.

31:39 Okay.

31:40 You're the size of a boy is what she's saying.

31:42 I'm not to be insulted by that I suppose I don't know.

31:44 How old's your nephew?

31:46 How old's my nephew?

31:47 He's 11.

31:47 Ooh.

31:48 Goes to the gym.

31:49 I remind her of an 11-year-old boy.

31:50 Oh no, no, no, no.

31:52 Leave Chris alone.

31:53 Chris been through enough.

31:54 Chris is getting battered.

31:54 He's been through enough.

31:55 He's been through enough.

31:56 Chris is getting battered.

31:56 This is dark.

31:57 He's a basketball and rugby boy.

31:58 So you know.

31:59 Well that's good.

31:59 Bit young for gym maybe.

32:00 But he in the sports.

32:02 Well built though, I imagine.

32:03 Yeah.

32:04 Stop imagining- [Contestants snickering]- Is he punching at the man?

32:11 How built is this 11-year-old you're talking about?

32:13 I shouldn't have bit my lip as I said that.

32:14 You took that so well.

32:16 Let's get down to nitty gritty.

32:17 Gandhi.

32:18 Gandhi was great.

32:19 That was a bad one.

32:20 Gandhi was crazy.

32:21 What's the actual punch line though?

32:22 You shall not pass-- Without, without taking me on a date.

32:24 No, no.

32:25 That's Gandalf.

32:25 He didn't finish the line.

32:27 Oh.

32:27 You shall not pass without taking me on a date.

32:29 They just gave up.

32:30 I like the bet with the you shall not pass.

32:31 You might have made it worse.

32:32 No.

32:33 Justice for Gandhi.

32:34 You should not have did it.

32:35 Well actually all of a sudden.

32:36 All of a sudden.

32:36 All of a sudden.

32:38 No.

32:38 All right.

32:39 It had some thought to it.

32:39 The train.

32:40 I think the train was funny.

32:41 Train was crap.

32:41 I didn't like the train.

32:42 Yeah.

32:43 I don't like train.

32:44 I, I, I vote train.

32:45 I vote Gandhi.

32:46 [speaking indistinctly]- You like train?

32:48 You a fan of the train one?

32:49 Would you rather vote Gandhi?

32:51 Nah, I vote the train.

32:52 Yeah, we'll go for train.

32:53 f*ck it.

32:53 Oh, train.

32:54 Train it is.

32:55 f*cking hell, guys.

32:56 What are you doing?

32:57 [all exclaiming]- Didn't even deliver the line.

33:00 He's swinging.

33:00 He's training.

33:01 I voted for [speaking indistinctly].

33:03 How the f*ck did?

33:03 How did you get a yes- I don't know.

33:04 From saying Gandhi- I don't know.

33:05 Instead of Gandalf.

33:06 The whole, the whole time I was walking up, I was like, that makes no sense.

33:08 That's what I was thinking.

33:09 I was like, Gandhi?

33:10 Yeah, I thought, I thought Gandhi was like a, for lack

33:12 of a word [speaking indistinctly] back what the f*ck?

33:16 You must write 20 lines saying "I will not

33:19 write bad lines for Sidemen reverse Tinder." [Sidemen laughing]- Detention.

33:24 Back in school.

33:27 Hi, I'm Jayla and I'm 23.

33:29 Hello Jayla.

33:30 Hello Cole.

33:31 My name's Cole.

33:32 Oh.

33:32 You said my name.

33:33 Yeah.

33:34 Wow.

33:34 It's throwing me off a little bit.

33:36 She's playing with her hair as well.

33:37 [Sidemen laughing] I need a second opinion on this.

33:42 Mm-hmm.

33:42 I, is this a great idea or a terrible idea?

33:46 For your idea?

33:47 What idea?

33:48 Me, me and you?

33:50 Can I come closer?

33:51 Sure, come closer.

33:53 What's going on?

33:54 Oh, no.

33:55 Oh no.

33:55 No.

33:56 No, no, no.

33:57 What's going on there?

33:58 Wait, what?

33:59 Why has he done that?

34:01 Oh, no.

34:01 No.

34:02 [all groaning]- Savage.

34:05 Bye Cole.

34:07 It doesn't work.

34:08 You didn't do it right.

34:10 Don't get that one.

34:11 Why is it?

34:11 Who did that?

34:12 Who did that?

34:13 Who's done that?

34:13 That's horrible.

34:14 Is that you?

34:15 Definitely not.

34:15 I would never do that.

34:17 You're an evil guy.

34:18 There's no way.

34:19 You're an evil guy.

34:20 No.

34:21 Not me.

34:22 Hello.

34:22 You didn't say my name.

34:23 You don't know it, do you?

34:24 [all laughing] My name's Jack for those wondering.

34:28 You.

34:29 I couldn't come up with a line.

34:30 So I asked my friend Zerkaa for one.

34:33 Zerkaa?

34:34 Who's Zerkaa?

34:35 What the f*ck?

34:35 Oh, just my friend.

34:36 A b*tch.

34:38 What?

34:38 [Sidemen laughing]- But all he said was go away.

34:41 I'm busy trying to balance my own massive big head.

34:45 It's hard.

34:46 That's Harry.

34:47 The weight of it has caused me severe neck pain for years.

34:51 This is not the time to ask for silly dating advice.

34:55 No.

34:56 Ow, ow, ow.

34:57 My neck.

35:00 Lord, why did you curse me with such a giant f*cking cranium?

35:04 Ow.

35:06 No, no.

35:07 This might be the worst one.

35:09 He has to get punished for that.

35:10 He has to get punished for that.

35:12 I actually like it though.

35:14 He has to get punished for that.

35:15 Ow.

35:15 Ow.

35:15 [Sidemen laughing]- He's [speaking indistinctly] again.

35:21 What's a cranium?

35:22 It's the head.

35:23 Oh, so you know, like biology?

35:25 Yeah, biology.

35:26 Okay.

35:26 Tell me something-- So no.

35:28 What were you gonna say?

35:29 Yeah, tell, tell me something else about biology.

35:31 What do you know?

35:32 Different things about biology?

35:33 Yeah.

35:34 I have a dick.

35:35 She has a dick.

35:36 [Sidemen laughing] Elephants have three, cows I mean,

35:43 have three or four stomachs- Oh.

35:46 to eat grass.

35:46 That's why we can't eat grass.

35:48 Okay.

35:48 Tell me one more and I might swipe you.

35:51 Okay.

35:51 What do you want to know?

35:52 I wanna know about your dick.

35:54 I beg your pardon?

35:55 That's about biology, no?

35:56 My, my, my...

35:57 What do you want to know about it?

35:59 [Sidemen laughing]- Tell me about it.

36:02 You have to give me one line about it.

36:04 One, one line.

36:06 It's, it's all right.

36:10 It's all right?

36:12 The, I used to wanna cut the, [contestant

36:14 whistling] I used to want to cut-- Please go.

36:18 I'm so sorry.

36:19 Okay.

36:19 [Sidemen laughing]- It's all right.

36:23 Oh.

36:23 That was your chance, man.

36:25 I didn't know what she, I don't know much about my dick.

36:27 Say it's girthy.

36:27 It's not girthy.

36:28 I don't lie.

36:29 I'm not lying.

36:31 Ow.

36:31 Ow.

36:32 No, man.

36:33 What's wrong with him?

36:35 Why?

36:35 He's [speaking indistinctly].

36:37 Hello.

36:38 Hello, cutie.

36:39 I'm Anita.

36:40 Hi Anita.

36:40 Have you ever met someone who can come faster than their dad?

36:44 Because...

36:45 Oh.

36:45 b*tch.

36:46 I'll f*ck your dad.

36:47 [contestant snickering] [Sidemen laughing]- What?

36:51 Not again with the dad.

36:53 I love you.

36:54 Sorry, I have Tourette's.

36:55 I know.

36:55 I love it.

36:56 I love it.

36:56 No, you can go.

36:57 Yeah.

36:58 Yeah, hundred percent.

36:59 That's nice.

36:59 Get f*cked.

37:00 Oh, to her dad.

37:02 Hello Jayla.

37:03 Hello.

37:04 I'm adding you to my to-do list.

37:05 Can I check you off tonight?

37:07 [Sidemen laughing]- Ooh, come on Castillo.

37:12 Tell me where and when.

37:13 Oh!

37:17 Get to down there.

37:18 Yes, lads.

37:19 Filth.

37:19 Yo, dap her.

37:20 Dap her up.

37:21 You can go over there.

37:21 You go over there.

37:22 Whoa.

37:23 Dap her.

37:23 It worked.

37:24 Oh it worked.

37:24 sh*t.

37:25 I was saying it's bad but that actually worked so...

37:27 Unoriginal, I will say.

37:28 That's my dude.

37:29 That's that's my dude.

37:30 What a g.

37:30 Yeah.

37:30 I don't think I can top that one.

37:32 Hello, what you're seeing.

37:33 Hey.

37:34 Hello, my name's Beano.

37:35 I'm Irish and I'm 23 years of age.

37:37 Beano?

37:38 Beano, yeah.

37:39 Beano?

37:40 B-E-A-N-O.

37:40 [Sidemen laughing]- Oh, love it.

37:43 One of them ones there.

37:44 Is that the like ah, the cartoon character book?

37:45 Yeah.

37:46 Yeah.

37:46 Oh.

37:46 Oh okay.

37:47 Yeah.

37:47 Do you like that book?

37:47 It's good on it.

37:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:49 Yeah.

37:49 Great book.

37:49 We were talking about Zerkaa earlier, I know that big, that big poem.

37:52 Mm.

37:52 Mm.

37:53 Well, speaking of Zerkaa,- What the small dick or the, that one?

37:55 I don't have a small, I didn't say I have a small...

37:58 You did have a small dick.

37:59 It's just assuming things.

38:01 This small, yeah small dick one.

38:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:02 So we were speaking about Zerkaa earlier, so obviously we'll continue it on.

38:05 'Cause I'm gonna go berserker on your pussy.

38:08 Ooh.

38:11 I've heard two lines about myself.

38:12 That could be someone else.

38:13 [speaking indistinctly]- I could go berserker on your [speaking indistinctly].

38:16 Why are you bent over like that?

38:18 Oh.

38:18 That's, that's quite good.

38:19 Mean that.

38:20 Oh, you mean it?

38:22 Yeah.

38:23 It's 'cause I like your socks.

38:24 You can go over there.

38:24 What are them [speaking indistinctly]?

38:25 The socks.

38:26 He got a yes.

38:27 One of them needs to go, man.

38:28 No.

38:28 I didn't mind berserker.

38:29 He got a yes.

38:30 What are we doing here?

38:32 Bad thing.

38:32 She's a bad thing, mate.

38:34 You read it wrong.

38:35 Mate.

38:35 Say about your dick, mate.

38:37 Can I try again with the dick?

38:39 I think you [speaking indistinctly] it.

38:41 It's the Irish charm.

38:41 It's not the, it's the socks.

38:43 Come on.

38:44 Oh.

38:44 That was a bit hard.

38:45 I'm sorry.

38:46 I'll f*ck you harder.

38:47 Hi there.

38:48 I'm Chris.

38:49 You must be Maureen- Oh f*cked it.

38:51 [Sidemen exclaiming]- It's okay, Chris.

38:55 You're cute.

38:56 So you can try again.

38:57 Sorry, I should've shadow boxed for longer this morning.

38:59 You must be Marie Antoinette because you just made me lose my head.

39:04 Who's Marie Antwowittwit?

39:06 I think she's someone that got decapitated at some point in history.

39:09 So I've made you lose your head 'cause of a decapitating?

39:16 At some point in time.

39:18 Yeah.

39:18 But you look lovely.

39:20 And I was wondering, could I have a yes?

39:22 Why is Chris getting done like that?

39:24 There could be a few bad ones.

39:25 There's a couple in this round.

39:27 Maybe?

39:28 Or no?

39:29 The thing is you're cute.

39:30 But you're just too short.

39:31 I'm so sorry.

39:32 Let's just go over there.

39:33 [all groaning]- No,- No, no, no, no.

39:35 We need time.

39:36 We need to help him.

39:37 He's just getting done out.

39:39 This is the last time he comes on this channel.

39:40 I'm telling you now.

39:41 Poor guy.

39:41 He's not doing it again.

39:42 That's a degradation.

39:44 That's [speaking indistinctly].

39:45 That's the worst thing you can say to a man now.

39:47 It's [speaking indistinctly].

39:48 I'm sorry.

39:49 She liked that.

39:50 I'd be short if I lost my head as well.

39:51 Can you imagine?

39:52 Yeah.

39:52 Only five eight.

39:54 Oh, I feel like she's dirty.

39:56 Shut up, Cole.

39:56 Shut up.

39:57 Who was your favourite?

39:58 I would say Castillo.

39:59 He was quite a gentleman so...

40:00 Thank you.

40:01 Thank you.

40:02 Yeah.

40:02 Who was your least favourite?

40:04 f*ck off, Chris.

40:05 [Sidemen laughing] [speaking indistinctly]- Leave him alone.

40:10 It could be Cole.

40:11 Only because like I've seen you on the internet and you are a very funny guy.

40:16 But you just seem to-- Leave it there.

40:18 Pardon?

40:18 Sorry.

40:18 Just leave that there.

40:19 Just leave it there?

40:19 Mm.

40:19 All right.

40:20 All right.

40:20 Thanks.

40:20 That's on you.

40:21 No, what were you, what were you gonna say?

40:22 I was gonna say no, I feel like you was just a bit too

40:24 nervous and I was like so excited to see Cole and you were just...

40:27 Oh.

40:27 It's 'cause you're so pretty.

40:29 Oh.

40:29 And your glasses and hair, cornrows, same as Castillo's got cornrows.

40:32 And I thought we could row some corn.

40:34 [Sidemen laughing]- What?

40:37 What is going on?

40:38 Oh, man.

40:40 My, my willy is actually big and really, and so wet.

40:43 [Sidemen laughing]- Nah, nah I like chodes.

40:47 You should have kept small.

40:49 Oh, you like small?

40:50 [Sidemen laughing]- f*cking hell.

40:52 Yeah.

40:53 What f*cking hell then.

40:53 They're just cute.

40:54 Why am I?

40:54 They're little like snails.

40:55 Yeah, it is like a little snail.

40:56 No, you said it was big.

40:57 Don't lie to me then.

40:58 Honestly, it's tiny.

40:59 Sluggish.

40:59 I promise.

41:00 No.

41:00 No.

41:00 No.

41:00 No.

41:00 That's all right.

41:01 I promise.

41:02 Now he's coming out of his shell.

41:03 Aye.

41:04 Snail joke.

41:05 He just caught quick.

41:06 f*ck off, Chris.

41:06 [Sidemen laughing]- That's not even a tic.

41:14 All right then.

41:15 That's disgusting.

41:16 Lines.

41:16 Ah, sh*t.

41:17 What are you, what was even said there?

41:18 [Sidemen speaking indistinctly]- He's gonna have to forfeit as well.

41:24 What the?

41:24 I think he deserves it.

41:25 No, honestly.

41:26 We don't know that's mine.

41:27 [Sidemen laughing]- We do.

41:30 I'm voting for Harry, man.

41:31 That has my vote.

41:32 That line was my vote.

41:33 That or the Antoinette one.

41:35 Yeah, that one or Antoinette.

41:36 Oh, Antoinette.

41:36 Oh.

41:37 Antoinette.

41:37 Antoinette, that was a sh*t one.

41:38 It's a...

41:39 That was a sh*t one.

41:40 It was a history bar.

41:40 Gee, thanks.

41:41 So I guess.

41:42 No one got it, bro.

41:43 Yeah.

41:44 All right rock, paper, scissors between you.

41:46 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

41:47 Yeah!

41:48 [Sidemen laughing]- You caught it live.

41:53 I can't believe this.

41:53 I can't believe this.

41:54 It's original though.

41:55 Thank you.

41:56 You must not answer any question for the whole of the next round.

41:59 Otherwise you'll be hit with this plastic ruler.

42:02 Oh, nice.

42:03 It's fine.

42:04 He's gonna reply to us, right?

42:06 He answered.

42:06 He nodded, he nodded.

42:07 He nodded.

42:07 He nodded.

42:08 He nodded.

42:08 That's an answer.

42:09 That counts.

42:10 I don't [speaking indistinctly].

42:11 [ruler smacking] Yeah, that'll do.

42:13 Nice.

42:14 I'll wank on your tits.

42:16 You b*tch.

42:17 I feel so bad for Chris.

42:18 Bro, he's getting [speaking indistinctly].

42:19 He, he, he loves it.

42:20 Does he love it?

42:21 He's sadistic.

42:21 Does he love it?

42:22 Why do you feel bad for him?

42:23 Because he's had some-- Got him.

42:25 Oh.

42:26 Oh, there.

42:27 Is that painful?

42:28 [Tobi laughing]- Oh.

42:31 Hello.

42:31 [speaking indistinctly] It's all right.

42:34 No.

42:35 Oh, no.

42:36 I just seen a peek.

42:38 Are you f*cked again?

42:40 Yeah.

42:40 I'm David.

42:41 I'm 27.

42:42 Hi, I'm Anita.

42:43 Are you into fitness?

42:45 No.

42:46 Because I'd like to fit this dick in your ass.

42:48 [Sidemen laughing]- Jesus.

42:50 Wow.

42:51 Yeah.

42:51 Yes.

42:52 Do you know what?

42:53 Yeah.

42:53 Yeah.

42:54 Go on.

42:55 Straight off the bat.

42:56 It's a bit of me that.

42:57 That's [speaking indistinctly].

42:57 I didn't do a joke though.

42:59 That's how you do it.

43:01 Hey.

43:02 All right, babes.

43:02 You all right?

43:03 What's happening?

43:03 Yeah.

43:03 Not much, mate.

43:04 What are you saying?

43:05 Nothing much, B.

43:05 [Sidemen laughing] I like a tall man, you know?

43:09 Yeah.

43:09 I like your beanie.

43:10 Do ya?

43:10 My name's Beano.

43:11 Nice to meet you.

43:11 23 years of age and Irish.

43:13 I like your beanie.

43:14 My name's Beano.

43:15 Call me Albert Einstein.

43:16 'Cause I'm relatively attracted to you.

43:18 Do you know what?

43:19 It's gonna have to be a no, mate.

43:21 Oh, man.

43:22 Are you f*cking blind?

43:22 Nah.

43:22 I appreciate, I appreciate the effort.

43:24 Get f*cked.

43:25 That's f*cking dog sh*t.

43:27 Every time I hear like a historic figure, I look at Vik, and Vik goes...

43:30 Does he know it?

43:31 Relatively, bro.

43:32 Yeah.

43:33 What the f*ck?

43:34 Hi there.

43:34 I'm Chris.

43:35 Would you be able to just do a spin for me, please?

43:37 I can, mate.

43:37 Do you want it slight seductive or just a spin?

43:39 Just a spin.

43:40 All right.

43:41 Okay.

43:41 Good boy.

43:42 [Sidemen laughing]- Yes.

43:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:49 Good.

43:50 [speaking indistinctly]- Don't say that to me.

43:52 Oh.

43:53 I just did.

43:54 Take you on a date.

43:55 Oh.

43:55 Sounds good.

43:56 I'm gonna go yes.

43:57 Yes.

43:57 Go on.

43:58 Yes.

43:58 He's got a win.

44:00 Go on.

44:00 Yeah, come on, bruv.

44:02 Yes, bruv.

44:03 Come on.

44:03 Thank you.

44:04 Hello.

44:05 Well, I was, I was gonna say when I come out there,

44:06 I wasn't looking for cargos and it's gonna have to be a no, mate.

44:10 [Sidemen laughing]- Hold on a minute, mate.

44:13 Let me rizz you.

44:14 Nah, you need, all right.

44:16 Okay.

44:16 sorry, sorry.

44:16 Yeah, sorry.

44:17 All right.

44:17 Let's try, let's try again.

44:19 Pay attention.

44:20 All right.

44:21 I will go down on you like Vikkstar at the Sidemen charity match.

44:25 Alright.

44:26 Okay.

44:26 I refuse to do my shift in the back.

44:29 I don't want, I don't want you to bum me, basically.

44:31 Okay, that's fine.

44:32 We can, we can take it in turns.

44:35 We...

44:37 Oh.

44:37 I've done it.

44:38 I've done it.

44:38 I've done, I've done, I've, I've converted to the other team.

44:41 Oh, nice.

44:42 sh*t.

44:42 I can't believe you did that.

44:43 Well done.

44:43 Converted it, mate.

44:44 Vik refused to play defence for people wondering at home, by the way.

44:47 Oh.

44:48 That's why.

44:48 Yeah, I didn't even get it.

44:49 Yeah, that's what.

44:50 Your fault.

44:50 That was a good line.

44:52 That was awful.

44:53 It's a good line.

44:54 I think I've got-- No, no, it's a good line.

44:57 You dodged the bullet last time.

44:58 I was not-- It's a good line.

44:59 Not again.

45:00 Yeah.

45:00 You, you have this one coming.

45:02 I liked it.

45:03 I'm Castillo.

45:03 Yeah.

45:04 27.

45:04 What's the difference between you and a condom, bruv?

45:08 Oh, no no.

45:10 Bruv.

45:10 Oh, I know where this is going.

45:12 I don't split under pressure.

45:13 No.

45:14 That's good.

45:14 I want to put you on my dick, bruv.

45:16 [all laughing]- Respect.

45:19 [Sidemen laughing]- Oh, no.

45:27 He said...

45:27 Wait, wait.

45:28 Castillo's kidding though [speaking indistinctly].

45:30 No.

45:31 What the f*ck?

45:32 No.

45:33 Oh, my god.

45:34 On dick, bruv.

45:35 You'd have to take me to dinner first, bruv.

45:36 Big man ting.

45:37 Big man ting.

45:38 So what are we saying?

45:39 Come on, bruv.

45:40 Yeah.

45:40 Hello, mate.

45:41 You're up, mate.

45:41 All right, mate.

45:42 Oh, what's your name?

45:44 I'm Dave.

45:45 Oh, didn't mean to ask that.

45:45 I meant to ask my name, which is Jack and I'm 26.

45:49 Wait a minute.

45:50 Have I have I just dropped something?

45:54 Oh.

45:55 No.

45:55 Oh, my God.

45:56 Don't do it.

45:57 [all laughing]- No, he's not.

46:00 [Sidemen snickering]- Oh, that's bad.

46:06 What was even the point of it?

46:07 Why would?

46:07 Why?

46:07 I can't believe what we did.

46:09 What is going on?

46:10 I think you're a bit too pick me, bruv.

46:12 I don't know.

46:13 oh.

46:14 And you know, you talk too [speaking indistinctly].

46:15 Like please.

46:15 Please.

46:16 [Dave speaking indistinctly] Yes or no?

46:18 Uh.

46:18 Please.

46:19 Do you know what?

46:19 Just for the willingness, I'm gonna go yes.

46:21 Thank you so much.

46:22 What the f*ck just happened?

46:23 That's not me, bro.

46:24 That might be worse than Harry's.

46:25 That's gotta be worse.

46:26 I don't know if that's my line.

46:27 I want to put you on my dick, bruv.

46:31 That casting is unreal.

46:32 Which of the yeses was your favourite?

46:34 Gotta be the female.

46:35 The female.

46:36 Yeah.

46:36 [Sidemen laughing]- I am gonna give you a chance to save yourself here.

46:44 Right.

46:44 What was your line?

46:45 No, the line was, I'll go down

46:46 on you like Vikkstar at the Sidemen charity match.

46:48 I refuse to do my shift in the back.

46:50 You're cooked forever.

46:52 I hear it.

46:53 You gonna lick his bum hole?

46:54 Yeah, I hear it.

46:55 I'm voting, I'm voting Harry, man.

46:56 Yeah.

46:58 You made him get on his knees.

47:00 I really f*cked up.

47:01 Oh.

47:01 I didn't read the whole thing.

47:03 What was it?

47:03 What was it?

47:04 Excuse me, but I think I dropped something in brackets, open mouth, dot dot dot.

47:08 So I thought,- Oh.

47:09 and then it says my jaw.

47:11 Shocking.

47:11 Oh.

47:12 Oh, my god.

47:13 He just went through it.

47:14 He just said that.

47:15 Oh.

47:15 [Sidemen speaking indistinctly]- Yeah.

47:18 Holy sh*t.

47:18 Oh, I bet Harry.

47:19 Yeah.

47:20 Harry.

47:20 He's on borrowed time.

47:21 Yeah, it was, it was a, it was a badly constructed bit of sh*t.

47:24 [Sidemen laughing]- Oh, that's so stupid.

47:27 So you didn't have to?

47:27 Oh, my God.

47:28 I didn't have to do that.

47:29 I was wondering why you did it.

47:30 I paid for this and I've just done that.

47:32 That's enough.

47:32 Yeah.

47:33 Ruined my life.

47:33 [contestants speaking indistinctly]- Oh, my God.

47:37 I thought that doesn't make sense.

47:39 That's a crazy digital footprint, bro.

47:41 Just be clear the next time.

47:42 Mads.

47:43 That's mad.

47:44 Need more clarity, guys.

47:45 I'm never getting a job again.

47:47 You must move 30 spaghetti hoops onto this jar, onto this tray with just a fork.

47:53 Nice.

47:53 That's easy.

47:54 I, I don't even know if the Sidemen are on the other side of this.

47:56 Are they even here?

47:58 Could be.

47:59 Yeah.

47:59 Hope so.

48:01 Side+ content.

48:02 What are, what are we doing at this point?

48:04 20%.

48:04 One at a time.

48:06 Seven.

48:07 Nine.

48:08 Nice.

48:09 Nothing.

48:09 That pleases me.

48:10 [Sidemen laughing]- Rebeka, 22.

48:15 Hi, Rebeka.

48:16 Hi.

48:17 I'm Castillo.

48:18 Nice.

48:19 Huzzah.

48:19 I am the king of come.

48:21 [Sidemen laughing]- I know [speaking indistinctly].

48:28 I know it's yours.

48:29 f*cking hell.

48:31 Huzzah?

48:32 Are you a magician?

48:34 Yeah.

48:34 Oh, okay.

48:35 The king of come as well.

48:36 You know what?

48:37 He actually delivers his lines really well.

48:38 He's the best.

48:39 Huzzah.

48:42 I am the king of come.

48:44 That's meant to be lit.

48:46 I can just bust nuts basically everywhere.

48:49 Oh, my God.

48:53 Pretty messy.

48:53 I can't lie.

48:54 It's mad, innit?

48:55 You gonna clean up?

48:56 I'm definitely gonna clean up.

48:58 A hundred percent.

48:59 360.

49:00 Alright.

49:02 Do you hate legs?

49:03 Oh.

49:04 Whoa.

49:04 Whoa.

49:05 I don't even...

49:06 Shame.

49:07 What?

49:07 He does.

49:07 Look at f*cking [speaking indistinctly].

49:09 Touch them.

49:11 Touch them?

49:12 Touch the calves.

49:13 Look.

49:13 Bow.

49:14 Oh.

49:14 Gotta rate the calves though.

49:15 Look.

49:16 Come on.

49:17 You know what?

49:18 Yeah, no.

49:19 Oh.

49:19 Man.

49:20 Sorry.

49:21 Oh.

49:21 Yeah, no.

49:21 She's on [speaking indistinctly].

49:22 Huzzah.

49:22 I got my thirty, I got my thirty Spaghetti hoops.

49:25 Well done, mate.

49:26 She's on bad vibes.

49:27 Hello, my name is Beano.

49:28 I am 23.

49:29 Say your name again.

49:31 Translator.

49:33 Beano.

49:34 Beano.

49:34 Oh.

49:34 23.

49:35 I'm 23.

49:36 Ooh.

49:37 23.

49:37 And I'm Irish.

49:38 And he's Irish.

49:39 Okay.

49:40 You are so beautiful.

49:41 Thank you.

49:41 I would genuinely wank your dad off just to see where you came from.

49:45 Nah, repeated that.

49:45 I haven't got, how do we got two of the same line?

49:47 Nah, that's, that's that.

49:48 Whoever, whoever wrote that and the one who wrote before both do forfeit.

49:51 That's a google job there, that is.

49:54 I feel like he would struggle with your accent.

49:57 I'm not gonna lie.

49:57 No, it isn't, hey it's wanking off intellectual language.

50:00 What's the word?

50:01 International language.

50:02 Does he come with you everywhere?

50:04 It depends what you mean.

50:05 What do you mean by that?

50:07 Castillo?

50:07 No, no, no.

50:08 Chris, yeah, he always comes.

50:10 Oh, he's just like a little side pocket- Little.

50:12 thing.

50:12 Yeah, comes with you.

50:14 Oh, okay.

50:14 So why is he not standing with you?

50:17 I'm sorry.

50:17 I didn't wanna steal his limelight.

50:19 He has his moment.

50:19 Oh.

50:20 You're cute though.

50:21 Oh yeah, dude.

50:22 They like, they like Beano.

50:23 It's the accent.

50:24 You've got like a little cute smile.

50:25 Thank you.

50:26 Yeah, go ahead.

50:26 Yay.

50:27 Yeah, go on.

50:27 You got a cute smile.

50:29 He wins all the time.

50:30 The smile never misses.

50:31 I never miss.

50:32 After this you wanna go [speaking indistinctly] under?

50:34 Oh.

50:35 Please have someone to do it.

50:37 Hi, I'm Chris.

50:38 I'm 29.

50:39 Have you ever played bedroom tennis?

50:41 It takes two and we tend to make quite a racket.

50:46 Oh, yeah.

50:47 It's good.

50:48 She's gonna love that.

50:49 She loved it.

50:49 I can tell.

50:51 It's not good.

50:53 Quite a racket.

50:54 It was great.

50:55 Yeah.

50:55 Yeah.

50:56 I actually like it, you know.

50:57 Such a fake laugh.

50:58 Do you have a, do you have a different- fake laugh from me?

51:01 Oh.

51:01 Oh, no.

51:02 What's he done?

51:03 You can't say that.

51:04 No, I meant my joke was bad.

51:06 Oh, oh.

51:06 Not that it sounded like a fake laugh.

51:07 Okay.

51:08 Sorry, I don't know you well enough.

51:09 Do you have a better one?

51:10 Do I have a better one?

51:10 [speaking indistinctly]- Call me Rory Delap 'cause

51:14 I'd like to hold my balls at you.

51:16 Who?

51:17 Off the cuff as well.

51:18 [all laughing]- Cold.

51:22 Go on, son.

51:23 f*ck off, Chris.

51:24 Oh.

51:24 No, that was good.

51:26 Oh, no.

51:27 Have you ever been to a Pizza Express in Woking by any chance?

51:32 No, because I'm from London, so.

51:34 Okay.

51:34 And I love that for you.

51:35 Yeah, thanks.

51:36 I've heard though, it's a memorable place to go for a date.

51:39 Oh, is it?

51:40 Yeah.

51:40 Why is that?

51:41 Why?

51:42 Yeah.

51:43 I'll tell you why.

51:45 Why?

51:47 That's a question, isn't it?

51:50 Is there, is there a punchline?

51:52 That is the punchline.

51:53 If you know you know.

51:54 If you you know you know.

51:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:56 You know why, you nutter, don't we?

51:59 Oh, okay.

52:04 Get out.

52:05 [Sidemen laughing] [speaking indistinctly]- So what now?

52:12 Just standing in a time loop.

52:14 [Sidemen laughing]- He posted a [speaking indistinctly].

52:19 Just 'cause I really like your jumper and I wanna wear it.

52:23 You are going...

52:25 Yes.

52:25 You are gonna say no, ain't you?

52:27 Into the Yes.

52:27 Oh, I can't believe it.

52:29 Thank you so much.

52:29 Just 'cause I like your jumper.

52:30 So can I get that jumper off you?

52:32 I'll think about it.

52:33 Okay, cool.

52:34 But yeah, I'll get treat mean keep keen.

52:35 Yeah, don't give it to her.

52:36 One of them one's there.

52:37 Come on.

52:38 Ooh.

52:39 Baddie.

52:39 I'm Anita.

52:40 I'm 36.

52:41 Are you my appendix?

52:42 'Cause you're pointless.

52:43 But I still wanna take your dick.

52:46 Your dick, your dad, your car.

52:48 Your car.

52:49 Your dad, your dick.

52:50 I still wanna take you out.

52:52 It's a good one.

52:55 I still want to take your dick.

52:57 Girl, just the aura.

52:59 Everything.

52:59 The outfit?

53:00 Yes.

53:00 [speaking indistinctly] [contestants chattering]- Let's go, queen.

53:07 Nice.

53:08 I can't compete with that.

53:11 I'm Cole.

53:12 Nice to meet you, Cole.

53:13 I'm 18.

53:16 Yes.

53:16 18?

53:16 18.

53:17 Yes.

53:17 Wow.

53:18 18.

53:18 What?

53:18 What did you drink?

53:19 It was a joke.

53:20 No, it's, I got new hair.

53:21 Oh.

53:22 That's why- Turkey?

53:23 Yeah.

53:23 No, it's just,- It does.

53:25 Okay.

53:25 You look like you'd be very high maintenance.

53:29 Jesus Christ.

53:30 However, I have a career in fixing wind turbines.

53:37 That's so Harry.

53:39 The very tall ones.

53:40 Fixing what?

53:41 Honestly, I have no idea.

53:44 It's terrible.

53:46 Yeah.

53:46 This is terrible.

53:47 Yeah, this is,- this is going back.

53:47 I mean high maintenance, thank you, thank you.

53:49 This is going back.

53:49 I don't mean that.

53:51 Oh.

53:51 Your hair is lovely.

53:52 Ah, thank you.

53:53 At least I didn't get a transplant.

53:56 That's mean.

53:57 Oh, no.

53:58 Yes.

53:59 Can I have a yes?

54:00 or no?

54:01 Only if you're beg for it.

54:03 The wind turbine burns are high up and you have to maintain them.

54:06 Maintain them.

54:07 You're high.

54:08 Oh.

54:08 Oh, man.

54:09 [speaking indistinctly]- Get on the spaghetti hoops now, bro.

54:12 Oh.

54:13 Bend over.

54:14 Oh, no he's not.

54:15 You can't beg.

54:16 What is going on?

54:17 No one wants you to do this.

54:18 You can't do this.

54:19 Not one knee.

54:20 Two.

54:20 Two knees.

54:22 Two knees.

54:22 Yep.

54:22 Yep.

54:23 Do you wanna hold my hands as well?

54:24 Yes.

54:24 Oh no.

54:25 It's not worth it.

54:27 Dear, Lord please-- Lord?

54:29 Please give me a date with the most beautiful lady in the world.

54:34 Do you remember my name?

54:36 Crystal Wright.

54:37 Your name's Crystal.

54:40 It was Charlotte.

54:41 Oh.

54:42 Charlotte?

54:43 Oh.

54:44 What is your name?

54:45 Rebeka.

54:45 I don't like the name.

54:47 Oh.

54:47 I don't like Cole either.

54:49 I'm only joking.

54:49 I love you.

54:50 Thank you.

54:50 Thanks, guys.

54:51 Thank you.

54:52 Is that no?

54:52 Is it?

54:53 Yeah.

54:54 Okay.

54:54 That was beautiful.

54:55 That was too much.

54:55 That was very good.

54:56 It's terrible.

54:57 Nice work.

54:58 Gotta shoot your shot.

54:59 At least you don't, at least you don't beg for it.

55:01 Oh, that was a rough round.

55:02 [speaking indistinctly] out there guys.

55:04 Which line was your favourite?

55:05 b*tch.

55:06 It's gotta be Anita's.

55:07 I'm not gonna lie.

55:08 Anita's one, yeah.

55:09 I've got the rizz, I've got the tits.

55:10 I've got the- [all laughing]- She's got everything.

55:13 She's literally got everything, honestly.

55:13 What more could you want?

55:15 Oh, the worst one.

55:16 I mean, one's clearly off Google 'cause it's been repeated.

55:19 Yeah.

55:20 So I would argue, at least mine was sh*t, but at least I came up with it.

55:23 What was yours again?

55:24 The high maintenance.

55:24 The high maintenance.

55:25 Fixing it high.

55:26 That is funny.

55:27 I'm not sure it's Googled one.

55:29 I think it's custom written.

55:30 Yeah, that's, yeah, that's fine.

55:31 I'm saying that's good.

55:32 I knew it was custom written.

55:33 Yours wasn't.

55:34 You didn't custom write that.

55:34 That bullsh*t.

55:35 The one before.

55:36 What was the one before?

55:37 Did you get the pizza one?

55:38 I don't understand.

55:39 Yeah.

55:39 Still don't.

55:39 You go into it.

55:40 [speaking indistinctly]- Vik, can you explain it at least?

55:41 Don't worry about it.

55:42 I'll just, I'll just have a forfeit.

55:43 I think it's like the Jamaican accents for white people.

55:45 [contestants laughing]- Hundred percent.

55:47 It actually is.

55:48 It's like the white version of the Jamaican accent.

55:50 A hundred percent.

55:51 You think, yeah?

55:51 A hundred percent.

55:52 Big man ting.

55:52 It could be, yeah.

55:53 Seriously.

55:54 You must wear a sombrero for the rest of the video.

55:56 Oh, what?

55:57 Cool.

55:57 Cool.

55:57 Send it my way.

55:58 Send it.

55:58 El Vik.

55:59 Watch the video though.

55:59 If anything upgrades your look.

56:00 El Vikkstar.

56:01 El Vik.

56:01 You already know, all right.

56:03 Stop.

56:03 You need a little-- You got any L Max?

56:05 Yeah, exactly.

56:06 That's what I'm trying.

56:07 He's El Max pro.

56:08 Oh, for f*cks sake.

56:10 Oh.

56:12 No.

56:13 All right, I'm gonna have to ask Cole there.

56:14 I hate these so much.

56:16 Well, they're working for you.

56:17 It's a nonchalant one.

56:18 Yeah, I'm gonna have to be nonchalant.

56:21 Hi, I'm Zenya and I'm 25 years old.

56:23 Hello, Zenya.

56:24 I'm Jack and I'm 26.

56:27 Ay.

56:27 Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

56:31 [Josh laughing]- No.

56:37 Because you're a snack or whatever.

56:39 [Sidemen snickering]- Ah, okay.

56:44 No.

56:45 Nah.

56:45 You sure?

56:46 Don't give a sh*t either way.

56:47 So...

56:49 Ooh.

56:49 Don't ruin it now.

56:51 [Sidemen laughing]- He's the best.

56:54 He's the best one.

56:55 So no?

56:56 No.

56:57 Fair enough.

56:58 She doesn't like nonchalant.

57:00 Yes.

57:01 Unlucky King.

57:01 Well, hello.

57:02 Hi.

57:03 Nice to meet you.

57:04 You too.

57:04 What's your name?

57:05 Zenya.

57:05 I just said it.

57:06 I, yeah.

57:07 I was testing you.

57:08 My name's Cole.

57:09 If you, if you care.

57:10 I'm a little bit of a golden retriever boyfriend.

57:13 Okay.

57:13 Yeah.

57:14 'Cause I-- Tough boy energy.

57:15 Yeah.

57:16 Yeah.

57:16 And I love humping stuffed animals.

57:18 [Sidemen laughing]- Ah, okay.

57:24 I don't think my dog would like you.

57:25 So no.

57:26 I won't hump your dog.

57:27 Unless he's taxidermy or something.

57:29 Yeah, no.

57:30 Sorry.