The Identity Thief | Psych

0:00 So, what are you guys, cops?

0:01 Oh, no, not cops, not cops at all.

0:08 I'm psychic detective Shawn Spencer.

0:10 This is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

0:13 [sighs]

0:13 Why don't you tell us why Shelly was suing Dr.

0:15 Diamond?

0:15 I don't know.

0:17 My my wife was so insecure.

0:21 I kept telling her her her beauty came from within.

0:24 From within her bank account?

0:26 No.

0:26 What did you say?

0:27 That I was taking advantage of a rich widow?

0:28 No.

0:29 Think it's a little odd

0:30 that you were working the day after she was killed?

0:33 Look, man, I'm just trying to cope, okay?

0:36 I'm in pain here.

0:40 We signed a pre-nup, okay?

0:41 One that I asked for.

0:43 You can call her lawyer.

0:53 What do you think?

0:53 Do you think he's telling the truth?

0:55 I don't know.

0:56 My back feels better, though.

0:58 Weird.

0:59 What you're doing is weird.

1:01 Brad.

1:02 I'm sorry.

1:02 I'm sorry about all that, man.

1:03 Look, uh we're actually here to help.

1:06 So, if you can remember anything strange

1:07 or unusual about the day that Shelly died,

1:10 that could be the difference in finding her killer.

1:12 Uh the day she passed, she met someone for coffee at Truffles Cafe.

1:23 [music] Are you fiddling with your earlobes?

1:30 What?

1:31 No.

1:32 Come on, son.

1:33 We both know what this is about.

1:35 When's the last time you spoke with Rachel?

1:37 16 days.

1:38 Oh my gosh.

1:40 Yeah, your lobes are fine, okay?

1:41 It's your relationship that needs a lift.

1:43 Someone tell Shawn I'm tilting.

1:46 What's up, Dogstar?

1:50 Did this woman come in here recently?

1:51 She may have been upset, maybe in an argument?

1:53 Yeah.

1:55 She was with someone who looked just like her.

1:58 Twin sister or cyborg made in her image.

2:01 Both are possible.

2:02 Sure.

2:02 Do you know what they were arguing about?

2:04 Yeah.

2:05 One called the other one a thief.

2:08 You think we can take a look at your security tapes?

2:10 You've got security tapes?

2:16 [music] That is definitely Shelly.

2:17 Wow, they do look alike.

2:19 That is one hot robot.

2:25 She does look familiar.

2:29 Wait a minute.

2:30 The nose of Briana Hicks.

2:34 Let's get out of here.

2:35 Shelly's a thief, Gus.

2:37 [music] A nose thief.

2:38 She stole the schnoz of Briana Hicks and Briana Hicks killed her for it.

2:43 Did she steal that hat from Dogstar?

2:45 No, I wear that all the time.

2:47 Oh my gosh, I can't believe you let Dr.

2:49 Joan get in your head like this.

2:50 Leave me alone, Shawn.

2:51 I'm a man apart.

2:52 My whole world has turned upside down like a snow globe.

2:56 Lassie, Briana.

2:59 What are you doing here now?

3:00 How are you one step ahead of us?

3:01 Well, let's see.

3:02 Maybe because the private sector on the case was two steps ahead of you.

3:05 What private detective?

3:06 The one that Dr.

3:07 Diamond hired.

3:11 What took you so long, sunny boy?

3:19 Am I upset?

3:20 [music] I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars cultivating this look.

3:26 And Shelly was matching everything [music] I did.

3:29 And then she copied my nose.

3:32 Seriously.

3:33 That's where I draw the line.

3:34 Huh?

3:36 I guess that's where she draws the line.

3:37 I can dig it.

3:38 Let me get this straight.

3:38 Joan actually hired you?

3:40 Yeah.

3:41 Why, you think that's crazy?

3:42 No, not if her goal was to make a crazy decision.

3:46 Tell us exactly where you were last Tuesday when Shelly was killed.

3:51 I was getting liposuction.

3:53 Okay.

3:54 Can you prove it?

3:57 Sure.

4:00 Woah.

4:01 Oh.

4:03 There's no way that she dragged Shelly's body into the woods.

4:06 Agreed.

4:07 You were wrong, Pop.

4:08 We were both wrong.

4:09 You were wrong first.

4:10 Look, I know what's going on here.

4:12 I know, what's that?

4:13 You're upset with me because I said I don't need your advice anymore.

4:16 And you still have a thing for Joan, who I admit still keeps it tight and nice.

4:20 Shawn, this has nothing to do with you, it has nothing to do with her.

4:23 I was hired to do a job, that's what I'm doing.

4:25 Strictly business.

4:26 In that case, I just don't want you to embarrass yourself.

4:28 What, embarrass myself?

4:30 Kid, was doing this while you were still pointing at the potty saying,

4:33 "Ooh, look at what a big boy I am." He still does that.

4:36 That's just for me now.

4:37 Look, don't forget, Pop, you're not 30 anymore, okay?

4:39 In fact, you're not even 55.

4:41 Actually, I am 55.

4:43 No kidding.

4:44 Well, then this is a sweet victory for you, man.

4:46 Why don't you quit while you're still ahead?

4:49 Because I'm going to solve this case.

4:50 How are you going to do that when you have a prostate the size of a pumpkin?

4:57 Shawn, you got to change this right now.

5:02 Hey, hi Joan.

5:03 Yeah.

5:04 I don't want to do this on the phone.

5:06 We're right over there.

5:13 Murder.

5:14 Someone is trying to ruin me, Henry.

5:16 Joan, we're going to figure this thing out.

5:17 I'm on the case now, but you're going to have to focus, all right?

5:21 Do you have any enemies or anybody who might be jealous of your success?

5:24 We're going to have to start a list.

5:26 Can I ask you a question?

5:28 What happened that night?

5:30 It was a pretty decent date, Henry.

5:33 I really thought there'd be a second one.

5:35 Ah, I scared you away, didn't I?

5:37 No, I was coming out of a divorce and I think focusing

5:42 on being a better dad to my son was all I had room for.

5:45 Wow.

5:46 They don't make men like you anymore.

5:48 Yeah, I'm still getting into this list.

5:50 There is one guy who's always had it out for me.

5:53 Here's his address.

5:55 If you want to check him out.

6:00 Doctor's handwriting.

6:02 Damn it.

6:02 All right, I'll take a look into it.

6:05 I'll call you with any updates.

6:07 I'll wait for you.

6:19 This is kind of sad for us, no?

6:21 We have no leads of our own.

6:23 Who needs leads when we have my father's leads?

6:26 Ooh.

6:27 He's turning into that lot.

6:29 Let's see what the old fart has up his sleeve.

6:41 Great.

6:42 We just killed your dad to his afternoon nap.

6:45 Well, that's kind of depressing, huh?

6:47 For us or for him?

6:49 Both, I guess.

6:53 Relish.

6:54 Mustard.

6:55 Sweet, sweet, meaty goodness.

6:59 Food, Shawn.

7:15 Well played, Pop.

7:17 I think the sucker was meant for you.

7:19 No, it wasn't, Shawn.

7:20 We just got dusted by your dad.

7:22 Now, what do we have besides four jumbo Kurobuta pork dogs?

7:27 Hey, hi Joan.

7:29 Dude, I think I got us covered.

7:31 Gus.

7:32 We can still have it all.

7:34 What?

7:38 Excuse me.

7:39 Hi, Joan.

7:40 It's Henry.

7:41 Do you think you could give me that address again?

7:46 Got it.

7:48 Oh, I'm sorry.

7:49 I have to keep my voice down.

7:51 I'm in an adult bookstore.

7:55 It's not what you think.

7:56 I mean, it is what you think.

7:59 I haven't had the touch of a woman since

8:01 the first Mortal Kombat What took you so long, daddy boy?

8:18 Please.

8:18 You don't even know why you're here.

8:20 I know that Shelly may have been seeing another plastic surgeon, Dr.

8:23 Ted Lomax.

8:25 I know that this is one of his Newtox parties.

8:27 I know that Dr.

8:28 Joan thinks he might be a suspect, but you're right,

8:30 other than that, I'm completely in the dark.

8:32 How did you figure that out?

8:34 I have my ways, kid.

8:36 By the way, between you and me,

8:38 Joan may be under the impression that you're hard of hearing.

8:46 Wow.

8:47 Look at all these sad, insecure [music] people.

8:50 Totally.

8:52 All right, just relax.

8:54 This isn't going to hurt a bit.

8:56 Just a little prick.

8:57 That is what they all say, doctor.

9:00 Shh.

9:01 There you go.

9:03 That wasn't so bad, was it?

9:05 Ah, I've had better.

9:06 Oh, well, I'll try harder next time.

9:08 I would venture to guess that that gentleman is our Dr.

9:12 Ted Lomax.

9:14 Dr.

9:14 Lomax.

9:15 Lomax, Ted.

9:15 Doctor.

9:16 Welcome.

9:17 Always nice to see new faces.

9:19 Yeah.

9:20 My name is Henry Spencer.

9:21 By chance, did you ever treat a patient named Shelly Aronson?

9:24 Before you answer that question, answer this one.

9:27 Was Shelly Aronson ever a patient of yours?

9:28 And is this one of the subjects who might get a little seam abnormal to you?

9:33 No, but you should do something about that large forehead crease.

9:37 Crease?

9:38 What crease?

9:39 My black is cracking, Shawn.

9:47 [music] [music] You win in the end.