16 Moments That Could've Been Leonard's Villain Origin Story

0:00 Well, Sheldon, it took me all morning, but I found the owner of the video store,

0:05 and I am happy to report that he died peacefully

0:07 in his sleep drunk at the bottom of a pool.

0:11 Anyway, there is no one to return the DVD to, so this issue is resolved.

0:20 And I just like to point out that even though the sweater was uncomfortable,

0:24 I didn't use it as an excuse to antagonize everyone around me.

0:28 You know, you could reimburse the video store owner's next of kin.

0:32 OR IT'S RESOLVED.

0:36 HEY, THAT NEXT OF KIN THING SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

0:40 I believe THIS IS YOURS.

0:45 OKAY, SHELDON, I AM OUT of options.

0:47 Video store owner Nurses Manukian has no next of kin.

0:52 Well, you seem hot under the collar.

0:54 Or is that the sweater?

0:57 Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:58 It's because I spent all afternoon at the Armenian

1:00 church where his funeral mass was held.

1:02 According to Father Solakian, no one attended.

1:06 Luckily, my trip wasn't a complete waste.

1:08 I lit a candle and prayed for your death,

1:09 but I'm not Armenian, SO IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK.

1:14 THIS IS OVER, RIGHT?

1:16 Um not necessarily.

1:18 I mean, I suggest you look for long-lost relatives,

1:22 either in Armenia or Lebanon.

1:27 Listen to me, Sheldon.

1:28 I am not going to Lebanon TO RETURN SUPER MARIO BROTHERS THE MOVIE.

1:36 YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE FUN.

1:38 YOU love hummus.

1:41 Why isn't this bothering you?

1:43 Isn't your brain getting itchy?

1:46 This is on your card.

1:48 This could be ruining YOUR CREDIT SCORE.

1:50 WHY ISN'T this making you crazy?

1:55 Leonard.

1:58 I have something to tell you.

2:00 But I want you to promise not to flip out.

2:03 Say what?

2:06 Seven years ago, I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.

2:21 What?

2:22 I was going to mention it at the time,

2:23 but then I thought, someday this might be a teachable moment.

2:54 I YOU I WHAT?

3:00 OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.

3:02 HEY, when we sell the Bitcoin,

3:03 are you going to pay your dad back all

3:04 the money you took from him over the years?

3:06 It never even crossed my mind.

3:10 Okay, here's the Bitcoin folder.

3:12 Yeah, how much is in there?

3:16 It's empty.

3:17 What?

3:17 That That's impossible.

3:20 Do you think Zach stole it?

3:21 He doesn't know how to steal Bitcoin.

3:23 I mean, he waves at trucks.

3:28 Hmm, who could it have been?

3:34 Sheldon, what did you do?

3:35 I plotted my revenge.

3:37 If you get a dish, I'll serve you some cold.

3:41 But you you stole our Bitcoin?

3:44 Oh, calm down.

3:45 All I did was sneak onto your computer

3:47 and download your Bitcoin onto a flash drive.

3:51 What?

3:50 What?

3:50 I'm not keeping it.

3:52 I just wanted to watch you sweat.

3:54 Well, if you want to watch him sweat, walk up a flight of STAIRS WITH HIM.

3:59 I'VE WAITED 7 long years, but it finally happened.

4:04 Where's our money?

4:06 That's the best part.

4:07 It's on the Batman flash drive on your keychain.

4:11 You've had it in your pocket all along.

4:19 Sheldon.

4:18 I lost that keychain years ago.

4:26 Really?

4:28 Did did did you look under things?

4:34 Well, that is unfortunate.

4:37 I guess we have all learned a lesson today.

4:42 What was the lesson?

4:43 I don't know.

4:44 Leonard Hofstadter is in a relationship.

4:48 What?

4:48 No.

4:48 No, that's not right.

4:50 Oh, man.

4:51 Did you switch your status before she did?

4:55 Speaking as an expert, way to look needy.

4:59 Seriously?

5:00 You went first after only 2 weeks?

5:02 That's bold.

5:04 It's not bold, it's a mistake.

5:06 I didn't change my status.

5:08 Well, then who did?

5:14 I had no choice.

5:15 He cried in front of her.

5:19 You hacked my Facebook account?

5:21 Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, Kal-El.

5:27 Are you insane?

5:29 Now she's going to think I'm desperate.

5:30 You've destroyed this relationship.

5:33 And you want to know the worst PART IS YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU

5:37 DID WRONG BECAUSE you can't conceive of something THAT YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERT IN.

5:42 In which I'm not Don't even Don't want to hear another word out of you.

5:51 Ooh.

5:53 What's wrong, Lassie?

5:54 Timmy fall down the well?

5:59 Oh, wow.

6:01 She just updated her Facebook status.

6:04 Stephanie Barnett is in a relationship with Leonard Hofstadter.

6:10 Really?

6:12 Oh, look at that.

6:14 I have a girlfriend.

6:17 If I'm permitted to speak again, Dr.

6:19 Sheldon Cooper for the win.

6:22 Are we clear on the plan?

6:24 Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up,

6:26 Sheldon's going to run away, and you're going to die.

6:31 Can we synchronize our watches?

6:33 Guys, there are four of us and one of him.

6:36 Which means his triumph will be even larger.

6:40 Minstrels will write songs about him.

6:43 Okay, how about this?

6:43 I'll do the talking, you just stand behind me and try to look formidable.

6:53 I should have peed before we left.

6:59 Yeah.

7:03 Hi, Kurt.

7:04 Lennie, right?

7:05 I don't really go by Lennie, but that's okay.

7:09 Um You remember Sheldon, Howard, and Raj?

7:13 No.

7:14 What do you want?

7:14 He don't remember me.

7:16 How could he not remember me?

7:17 Sheldon, not now.

7:18 I remember him.

7:20 Okay, here it is.

7:22 Penny's in kind of a financial jam,

7:24 and the money that you owe her would go a long way to solving her problems.

7:27 And she sent you to get it from me.

7:29 No, no, she's too proud to ask for the money.

7:32 I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.

7:35 You do?

7:40 Feel is kind of a It's a word.

7:43 I just I think it'd be a nice gesture on your part.

7:45 She'll get it when she gets it.

7:51 Well, there you go.

7:52 Problem solved.

7:55 A successful quest.

7:56 Now, let's find a gas station with a clean bathroom.

8:00 No, the problem isn't solved.

8:02 He just blew us off.

8:03 I've got it.

8:05 He didn't remember me because the last time we met I was in a Halloween costume.

8:11 Come on, Leonard.

8:12 Let's go.

8:13 No, you can leave if you want to.

8:14 I'm going to see this through.

8:17 Okay.

8:23 I guess technically that was my fault.

8:32 I'm not leaving here without Penny's money.

8:35 What happened to your backup?

8:38 I don't need backup.

8:40 I have right on my side.

8:47 And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.

8:54 Congratulations.

8:54 Well, you may not have succeeded in getting cash,

8:56 but you did secure a formal acknowledgement of the debt.

9:05 Maybe we should have your head notarized.

9:08 Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?

9:11 Well, there's always the possibility that a trash

9:13 can spontaneously formed around the letter,

9:16 but Occam's razor would suggest that someone threw it out.

9:20 It's from the Institute for Experimental Physics.

9:22 They want us to present our paper on the properties

9:24 of super solids at the topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates.

9:28 I know.

9:29 I read it before I threw it out.

9:32 Okay, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question,

9:34 why did you throw it out?

9:36 Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose

9:38 Room of the Pasadena Marriott in front of a group

9:40 of judgemental strangers who wouldn't recognize true genius if

9:43 it were standing in front of them giving a speech.

9:46 Well, if I were there, it would be.

9:50 I don't know, Sheldon.

9:50 Those topical conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates parties are legendary.

9:55 Forget the parties.

9:56 Forget the parties?

9:57 What a nerd.

10:00 Are there any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about?

10:03 Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?

10:06 Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way,

10:07 but the day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I

10:09 begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets.

10:15 The only thing missing from that insult was your mama.

10:20 I got one.

10:20 Hey, Leonard, your mama's research methodology is so flawed.

10:23 Shut up, Howard.

10:26 Sheldon, we have to do this.

10:27 No, we don't.

10:28 We have to take in nourishment, expel waste,

10:30 and inhale enough oxygen to keep ourselves from dying.

10:33 Everything else is optional.

10:35 Okay, let me put it this way.

10:36 I'm doing it.

10:38 You can't.

10:38 I'm the lead author.

10:40 Come on.

10:41 The only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically.

10:44 No, I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you

10:46 the humiliation of dealing with the fact that it was my idea.

10:49 Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone.

10:53 You're welcome.

10:54 Excuse me, I designed the experiment to prove the hypothesis.

10:58 It doesn't need proving.

10:59 What?

11:00 So, the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?

11:03 They're not supposed to, but they should.

11:06 All right, I don't care what you say.

11:08 I'm going to the conference and I'm presenting our findings.

11:10 And I forbid it.

11:13 You forbid it?

11:14 If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is.

11:17 So, you admit that it's our work.

11:18 No, once again, I'm throwing you a bone.

11:22 And once again, you are welcome.

11:26 Uh Oh, no, he didn't.

11:30 Are Are any questions?

11:32 Yeah.

11:33 What the hell was that?

11:37 Any other questions?

11:39 Dr.

11:39 Sheldon Cooper here.

11:40 I am the lead author of this particular paper.

11:45 Thank you.

11:48 And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part where I

11:51 was walking through the park and I saw these children on a merry-go-round,

11:55 which started me thinking about the moment of inertia

11:57 in gases like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

12:01 skip it.

12:01 It's just an anecdote.

12:02 It's not science.

12:04 Oh, oh, I see.

12:05 It was the apple falling on Newton's head.

12:07 Was that just an anecdote?

12:09 not Isaac Newton.

12:10 No, no, that's true.

12:11 Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.

12:14 You cannot possibly be that arrogant.

12:15 You continue to underestimate me, my good man.

12:19 Look, if you weren't happy with my presentation,

12:20 then maybe you should have given it with me.

12:22 As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you,

12:24 I don't need validation from lesser minds.

12:27 No offense.

12:28 Really?

12:29 So, why did you come?

12:30 Because I knew you'd SCREW THIS UP.

12:31 MAYBE I DIDN'T go to college when I was 11 like you.

12:34 Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16.

12:38 But you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room.

12:42 No offense.

12:44 And and I am clearly not the only person who is

12:47 tormented by insecurity and has an ego in need of constant validation.

12:51 So, you admit you're an egotist.

12:54 Yes.

12:55 My name is Dr.

12:55 Leonard Hofstadter and I could never please my parents,

12:57 so I need to get all my self-esteem from strangers like you.

13:00 BUT HE'S WORSE.

13:02 OKAY, THAT IS IT.

13:04 Stop it.

13:07 You cannot blow up my head with your mind.

13:10 Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.

13:12 Quit it.

13:13 You hit me.

13:13 You saw that.

13:14 He hit me.

13:15 Trying to blow up my head.

13:16 So, it was working.

13:17 It wasn't.

13:18 IT WAS NOT.

13:18 WHAT YOU ARE A NUTCASE.

13:20 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

13:21 HEADS UP, YOU PEOPLE in the front row.

13:22 This is a splash zone.

13:25 Stop it.

13:26 QUIT IT.

13:32 IS THIS USUALLY HOW THESE PHYSICS THINGS GO?

13:35 More often than you think.

13:41 Back door has a five pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm, child's play.

13:47 But you can start sorting protons and neutrons while I build carbon atoms.

13:52 No, I don't think so.

13:53 We need to go home now.

13:56 But I'm still working.

13:58 If you don't come out of there, I'm going to have to drag you out.

14:02 You can try, but you'll never catch me.

14:09 For God's sakes.

14:16 Sheldon, come here.

14:19 Bazinga.

14:22 Bazinga.

14:25 Bazinga.

14:28 Bazinga.

14:31 Bazinga.

14:36 Sheldon, come here.

14:41 Bazinga.

14:48 Bazinga.

14:53 Bazinga.

14:57 Bazinga.

15:01 BAZINGA.

15:03 SHELDON, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.

15:12 Those are not mine.

15:15 Really?

15:16 They have your little name label in them.

15:20 Yeah, no, I do I I use those uh just to polish up my spear fishing equipment.

15:28 I spear fish.

15:33 When I'm not crossbow hunting, I spear fish.

15:38 Uh Penny, this is Sheldon's twin sister, Missy.

15:41 Missy, this is our neighbor, Penny.

15:43 Hi.

15:43 Wow, you don't look that much alike.

15:44 Can I get a hallelujah?

15:48 Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.

15:50 They are no more alike than any other siblings.

15:54 Hallelujah.

15:55 Hey, guess what?

15:56 I've been accepted as a test subject

15:57 for new miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.

16:01 Oh, good for you, Raj.

16:02 Yes, I'm very hopeful.

16:04 Hello, Missy.

16:15 They mentioned there may be side effects.

16:21 I am Shiva the Destroyer.

16:22 I WILL HAVE THE WOMAN.

16:26 I'M WARNING YOU, I WAS JUDO CHAMPION at math camp.

16:30 All right, that's enough juvenile squabbling.

16:32 Stop it.

16:33 You stop it, I say.

16:35 I'm going to settle this right now.

16:38 Neither of you are good enough for my sister.

16:40 Who are you to decide that?

16:42 He's the man of his family.

16:43 You have to respect his wishes.

16:45 You're out, too, by the way.

16:46 Say what?

16:48 Nothing personal.

16:48 I just prefer if my future niece or nephew

16:50 didn't become flatulent every time they ate an Eskimo Pie.

17:00 What are you so happy about?

17:02 I'm not happy.

17:03 It's the medication.

17:04 I CAN'T STOP SMILING.

17:08 TAKE THAT.

17:10 YOU WANT SOME MORE?

17:14 HE'S DOWN.

17:17 TWO.

17:20 COME ON.

17:20 COME ON.

17:20 GET UP.

17:21 STAY DOWN, YEAH.

17:28 NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK.

17:30 I weep for humanity.

17:33 Excuse me while I go tell Missy the good news.

17:43 Hey, Leonard.

17:43 Oh, hi Penny.

17:44 How's it going?

17:44 Listen, that guy Mike that you were dating, is that still going on?

17:47 Uh pretty much.

17:48 Why?

17:48 Nothing.

17:48 Just catching up.

17:49 By the way, may I speak to Missy, please?

17:53 Of course.

17:56 Oh, Leonard, what's up?

17:57 Well, since you're leaving tomorrow,

17:58 I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me.

18:01 That's so sweet.

18:03 But no, thanks.

18:07 Oh.

18:07 Do you have other plans or

18:09 No.

18:10 Huh.

18:13 All right.

18:14 Uh Enjoy the rest of your evening.

18:18 Thanks.

18:18 See you.

18:31 What do you see?

18:31 What do you see?

18:33 The living room appears to be empty.

18:34 Okay, he must be in his bedroom.

18:36 My spare glasses are in my bedroom on my dresser next to my bat signal.

18:43 I'm not going in there.

18:44 Raj, no way, Jose.

18:47 I can't do it.

18:48 I can't see anything.

18:49 It's all right.

18:50 Wireless mini cam and Bluetooth headset.

18:53 We'll be your eyes.

18:57 Fine.

18:57 One more thing.

18:59 This is a subsonic impact sensor.

19:03 If Sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk,

19:06 this device will register it and send the signal to the laptop.

19:08 At that point, based on the geography

19:10 of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of six-Shelton,

19:12 you'll have 7 seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.

19:16 Oh, my footsteps set it off?

19:18 No, you'll be on your hands and knees.

19:21 Now, you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to Sheldon's room.

19:24 Well, how do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?

19:32 Stay low.

19:34 Bear left.

19:35 Now, keep true.

19:38 What?

19:37 It means go straight.

19:39 Then just say go straight.

19:41 Don't say go straight when you're giving bearings.

19:43 You say keep true.

19:46 All right.

19:51 I just hit my head.

19:53 Because you didn't keep true.

19:58 Okay, turn right.

20:01 The the the the picture's breaking up.

20:03 Angle your head to the right.

20:06 Now, a little more.

20:08 Little more.

20:10 That's it.

20:10 Now, just keep true.

20:15 All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room.

20:17 Deploy the sensor.

20:20 Now, turn it on.

20:22 It wasn't on?

20:26 No.

20:25 Then why did I have to crawl?

20:28 Oh, I guess you didn't.

20:34 Okay, it's on.

20:35 Good.

20:35 From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

20:40 I know.

20:45 Hang on.

20:45 The sensor's picking up something.

20:46 Turn your head back.

20:54 You rat bastard.

20:58 I told you the sensor would work.

21:03 Why?

21:03 You deliberately stuck me with Sheldon.

21:05 Come on, I had to.

21:06 You see what he's like.

21:08 Betty, Betty, I'm hungry.

21:11 Uh it's okay, sweetie.

21:12 Good news, LEONARD'S HOME.

21:15 NO.

21:15 HERE YOU GO.

21:15 GOOD LUCK.

21:15 BYE.

21:16 OH, WAIT, WAIT.

21:17 LEONARD, I'm hungry.

21:19 WAIT, PENNY, TAKE ME WITH YOU.

21:32 I WANT GRILLED CHEESE.

21:33 Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop

21:36 from the original film and no one is bidding on it.

21:39 A time machine from the movie The Time Machine?

21:42 No, a time machine from Sophie's Choice.

21:45 Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie.

21:48 Did you see it?

21:48 It's rough.

21:51 Oh, that's cool.

21:53 Uh-huh.

21:53 It's only $800?

21:54 Yeah, and that's my bid.

21:55 You bid $800?

21:57 It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

21:58 I figured it would go for thousands and I just wanted to be a part of it.

22:02 There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.

22:04 Do you have $800?

22:05 Not to blow on a miniature time machine.

22:08 Well, don't worry.

22:08 The way these things work is people wait until the last

22:10 second to bid and then they swoop in and get it.

22:11 It's called sniping.

22:13 15 seconds.

22:14 Come on, snipers.

22:17 10 9 8

22:19 Where are your snipers?

22:22 5

22:22 Snipe.

22:23 4

22:23 Snipe.

22:24 3 Snipe.

22:25 2 Snipe.

22:28 1 Oh, congratulations.

22:29 You are the proud owner of a miniature time machine.

22:33 You lucky duck.

22:35 I wonder why no one else bid.

22:36 This is a classic piece of sci-fi movie memorabilia.

22:40 I know.

22:49 I understand why no one else bid.

22:51 A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.

22:53 Event B, we drive halfway across town to retrieve

22:56 a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.

22:59 Query, on what plane of existence is

23:01 there even a semi-rational link between these events?

23:05 She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.

23:08 Ah, yes.

23:08 Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey,

23:11 but we both know it only exists

23:12 in contradistinction to the higher-level distal cause.

23:15 Which is?

23:16 You think with your penis.

23:19 That's a biological impossibility, and you didn't have to come.

23:22 Oh, right.

23:23 Yes, I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz

23:24 try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi.

23:28 Why can't she get her own TV?

23:30 There's some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend

23:32 as to who gets custody of the TV.

23:34 She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.

23:37 So, we get to have a scene with him?

23:39 No.

23:39 Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene.

23:42 I'll do the talking.

23:45 Yeah.

23:45 Uh uh Hi, I'm Leonard.

23:46 This is Sheldon.

23:47 Hello.

23:47 What did I just

23:51 Uh we're here to pick up Penny's TV.

23:53 Get lost.

23:54 Okay, thanks for your time.

23:55 We're not going to give up just like that?

23:57 Well, the TV's in the building.

23:59 We've been denied access to the building.

24:00 Ergo, we are done.

24:01 Come on.

24:02 We have a combined IQ of 360.

24:04 We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

24:11 What do you think their combined IQ is?

24:13 GRAB THE DOOR.

24:17 THIS IS IT.

24:19 I'll do the talking.

24:21 Good thinking.

24:21 I'll just be the muscle.

24:32 Yeah?

24:31 I'm Leonard.

24:32 This is Sheldon.

24:34 From the intercom.

24:37 How the hell did you get in the building?

24:41 Uh we're scientists.

24:44 Tell him about our IQ.

24:59 Leonard.

25:00 What?

25:00 My mom bought me those pants.

25:01 I'm sorry.

25:02 experiment designed by this guy named Schrödinger.

25:07 From the Charlie Brown cartoons?

25:11 No, he was some kind of scientist.

25:12 Let me start again.

25:14 Oh, hey Leonard.

25:16 Hello.

25:17 Leslie?

25:18 Hi.

25:22 Okay, well good night.

25:27 Okay, well good night.

25:31 That ain't going to make your point.

25:45 Okay, okay, that's enough.

25:50 Call me.

25:54 Right.

25:56 Well, okay, good night.

25:57 Uh what?

25:58 Had a great time.

25:58 Ciao.

26:00 Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded?

26:03 Yes.

26:03 Even though the menu description specified shredded?

26:05 Yes.

26:05 Brown rice, not white?

26:07 Yes.

26:06 Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?

26:09 Yes.

26:09 Did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market?

26:11 Yes.

26:11 Thank you.

26:12 You're welcome.

26:15 What took you so long?

26:18 Just sit down and eat.

26:20 Fine.

26:24 All right, it's shredded.

26:24 What do you want me to do?

26:28 Having a little trouble catching your breath there?

26:32 No, I'm good.

26:34 If my P.E.

26:35 teacher had told me this is what I was

26:36 training for, I would have tried a lot harder.

26:41 Do or do not, there is no try.

26:47 Did you just quote Star Wars?

26:51 I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.

26:57 Oh my god.

26:59 I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.

27:08 I love you, Penny.

27:20 Thank you.

27:25 You're welcome.

27:28 I just want to put that out there.

27:29 Oh, yeah.

27:29 No, I I'm I'm glad.

27:32 Yeah, good.

27:32 Good.

27:33 Glad is good.

27:34 Yeah.

27:36 No.

27:37 Um So it's getting pretty late.

27:43 We should probably go to sleep.

27:46 Yeah.

27:47 Okay.

27:48 Probably.

27:48 Okay.

27:48 Goodnight, sweetie.

27:50 Goodnight.

27:53 If she can do it, I can do it.

27:54 If she can do it, I can do it.

27:58 I can't do it.

28:02 Hello.

28:04 Oh Hi.

28:03 Hi.

28:03 Hi, Leslie.

28:06 Leonard Hofstadter, what are you doing here?

28:09 Uh I know.

28:09 It's been a while.

28:10 Yeah, 18 months.

28:13 Right.

28:13 Right.

28:16 How you doing?

28:18 Fine.

28:18 You?

28:19 Uh not bad.

28:21 Uh do you remember um when we used to have

28:23 sex and you said that it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun?

28:28 Yeah.

28:28 Do you Do you want want to do that again?

28:33 What happened?

28:33 Blondie dumped you?

28:34 She didn't dump me.

28:35 We were just in different places in the relationship.

28:40 Right.

28:40 Um anyway, apparently, it's okay to go back to people you're

28:43 no longer seeing and have recreational sex with them.

28:48 Uh-huh.

28:48 So, what do you say?

28:51 Let me think about it.

28:59 She's not coming back.