When Your Teenager Becomes a Mom Too Early

0:00 It's not the first time I've done a pregnancy test, Mom.

0:04 Really?

0:05 And why'd you make me read all those instructions?

0:09 Not important.

0:11 Let it rip.

0:14 Can I have some privacy, please?

0:18 Sure.

0:24 Violet, I just want you to know that if

0:27 it turns out you are pregnant, I will support you.

0:29 do no matter what you decide to do.

0:32 Thank you.

0:36 What do you think you're going to do?

0:40 What?

0:39 You know which way you leaning.

0:42 I don't know.

0:42 Get out.

0:43 Okay.

0:43 Sorry.

0:48 You know, when I found out I was pregnant with you,

0:50 home pregnancy tests took about 20 minutes.

0:55 Uh-huh.

0:54 Now it's 2 minutes.

0:55 That's progress.

0:58 Yay!

0:58 Science,

1:01 I guess.

1:01 I mean, it's good news for you because the nervous waiting TIME IS LESS.

1:05 MOM, I CAN'T do this if you're talking to me, right?

1:08 Sure.

1:08 PEY RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

1:10 OH, SORRY.

1:13 OH, GOOD GIRL.

1:15 BE QUIET.

1:19 HELLO.

1:21 HI.

1:21 What's the word?

1:22 She's doing the test now.

1:24 We'll know in a couple minutes.

1:26 Wow.

1:26 Gulp.

1:30 Yeah.

1:30 When I was pregnant with you, those home kits took like 2 hours.

1:34 Really?

1:34 It's a long wait in a gas station bathroom.

1:38 Bonnie, is that you?

1:38 Yeah.

1:39 Honey,

1:39 can you come in?

1:40 Of course.

1:44 Why does your grandmother get to go in and I DON'T?

1:46 BECAUSE SHE WON'T LECTURE ME.

1:49 I I don't lecture.

1:51 I share my experiences in the hope that you'll have a better life than I had.

1:55 And frankly, I think you could be a little more grateful.

1:57 Ah, screw it.

1:58 I'm coming.

2:00 What's it say?

2:00 What's it say?

2:01 Nothing yet.

2:02 Oh god.

2:03 Oh god.

2:03 I know.

2:04 It's so exciting.

2:05 I'm glad you're excited.

2:07 I'm scared to death.

2:08 Hey, don't you worry.

2:09 I'm going to be here for you whenever you need me 24/7.

2:13 Thanks, Bonnie.

2:16 I'm going to be here for you, too.

2:18 That's your job, Mom.

2:21 Oh, here we go.

2:22 Showtime.

2:28 Okay.

2:31 Oh, you doing all right?

2:35 I don't know.

2:38 Excuse me.

2:44 I can't believe this.

2:45 Hey, you have to take some of the responsibility for this pregnancy.

2:49 Are you kidding?

2:50 We had the talk.

2:51 I told her about abstinence, condoms, everything.

2:54 Did you mention oral sex as a workaround?

2:58 Oh my god, it is my fault.

3:02 What's the story here?

3:03 You a lesbian now?

3:06 I'm going hiking with Adam.

3:08 Since when do you hike?

3:09 I don't.

3:10 I'm faking it to please a man.

3:12 It's what we do.

3:15 Hey, wait.

3:15 Can I ask you something?

3:17 Yes.

3:18 These are your jeans.

3:20 No, I just need some advice about Luke.

3:24 Oh, really?

3:26 You want to talk to your old ma?

3:30 That's great.

3:31 So, what's going on?

3:32 Ever since he found out I'm pregnant, he's afraid to have sex with me.

3:43 Huh?

3:42 What else is going on?

3:46 Nothing.

3:46 That's it.

3:47 He's scared he's going to hurt the baby.

3:50 Right.

3:52 Sure.

3:54 So, so uh I guess you could explain to Luke that there are

4:02 certain sexual positions um which would allow him to I can't do this.

4:18 Google it.

4:21 I'm so glad we can talk like this.

4:28 I just want to thank both of you for coming over so we can discuss the uh

4:34 child conceived in sin.

4:40 You're right.

4:40 I am the cool parent.

4:44 Look, did you learn nothing from your father's Bible class?

4:48 I'm sorry, what?

4:50 Bible class?

4:51 Yes.

4:52 Nathan is the head pastor at the Baptist church in Santa Rosa.

4:55 Oh, that's just hilarious.

5:02 Right.

5:02 I'm so sorry, father.

5:05 All right.

5:06 I just want to say that we've all really come to love

5:08 your son and I know that my daughter is crazy about him.

5:11 So, I'm sure there's a happy ending in here somewhere.

5:14 If Violet just gave him a happy ending, we

5:18 Mom, I'm sorry.

5:21 I'm about a court low on the estrogen.

5:26 You know what I'm talking about, right?

5:29 Look, here's what's going to happen.

5:32 All of this nonsense about these two kids

5:34 getting married after high school is just that, nonsense.

5:37 It is not going to happen.

5:38 Now, as far as the child is concerned,

5:40 Luke will provide financial support if in fact it turns out to be his.

5:45 What?

5:45 Violet, I got this.

5:46 What?

5:49 We don't know for sure that our son is

5:50 the only boy your little temptress has been with.

5:54 Okay, buddy.

5:55 Let's get something

5:57 I got this.

5:59 Here's all you need to know about this family.

6:02 With every generation, we are getting better.

6:05 That's right.

6:10 So, I may have been a drunken She was.

6:15 And my daughter may have been a drunken

6:17 Hang on a second.

6:19 What?

6:19 Never mind.

6:20 Go on.

6:22 But my granddaughter, this tender angel,

6:25 she was pure as the driven snow until she smoked your son's weed,

6:29 drank his tequila, and then made passionate love with him for about 2 minutes.

6:35 Am I telling it right, honey?

6:37 Yeah, sort of.

6:40 So, don't you take the high road with us, pastor.

6:42 I know your type.

6:43 I have bedded my share of clergy.

6:52 Mary Luke, let's go.

6:55 No, I love Violet and I'm going to stick by her for as long as she'll have me.

6:58 Get in the car.

6:59 I'll call you later.

7:03 Hey, pastor.

7:04 I just want YOU TO KNOW WE'RE GOING TO RAISE THE BABY Jewish and we're not Jews.

7:15 SHOW THEM, DAMN IT.

7:20 DAMN IT.

7:20 DAMN IT.

7:22 What's that about?

7:23 She's 17 and pregnant.

7:24 I'm surprised she doesn't do that all day.

7:31 Hello.

7:31 Oh, come on.

7:32 Lock the door.

7:34 No, no, no.

7:35 I'm trying to put them on, not take them off.

7:37 What?

7:38 None of my stupid pants fit.

7:40 COME ON.

7:40 PUT SOME MUSCLE into it.

7:42 Are we squishing the baby?

7:43 THE BABY'S FINE.

7:44 BUTTON MY DAMN PANTS.

7:46 HELP.

7:51 VIOLET, you're pregnant.

7:52 You had to know this was coming.

7:54 I did, but I still want to look hot.

7:56 YOU WERE HOT.

7:57 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE PREGNANT.

8:00 It's

8:03 true.

8:03 Well, it's not fair.

8:04 Not fair.

8:06 Oh, I got news for you.

8:07 This is just the beginning.

8:09 A couple of months from now, you're going to be packing on another 30 lbs.

8:11 You'll have stretch marks.

8:12 Your boobs will be enormous.

8:14 Then there's hemorrhoids.

8:14 It's not about the poops.

8:17 But you know what?

8:18 None of that stuff matters because you're healthy and healthy is everything.

8:24 It's the most important thing in the world.

8:26 Yeah, I get it.

8:26 But I don't.

8:27 But nothing.

8:28 Now take those stupid jeans off, put on some sweatpants,

8:31 and pray for a C-section cuz that bundle of joy

8:33 is going to do some damage on its way out.

8:41 Bravo.

8:46 Hey, Baxter.

8:51 That was my only beer.

8:54 Sorry, I got weed.

8:58 Forgiven.

9:00 You need help?

9:01 You know how to patch a leaky roof?

9:04 No.

9:03 That makes two of us.

9:05 Here, let's just rip up shingles and if

9:07 we see the living room, we've gone too far.

9:13 once patched a leak in a swimming pool.

9:16 Yeah.

9:16 How'd that go?

9:17 Not good.

9:18 Apparently I got to take the water out first.

9:22 Hey, can I ask you a question?

9:23 The capital of Ethiopia is Addis Ababa.

9:29 What?

9:29 That's just something I like that I know.

9:32 No one ever asks.

9:34 Actually, I was going to ask about having a baby.

9:37 Oh, yeah.

9:38 Yeah, you don't want to have one of those until you're like 45,

9:40 50, and you can't have any more fun or your heart will explode.

9:46 No, dude.

9:47 Violet's having my baby in a few months.

9:52 Oh, well, game over.

9:55 Starting to kick.

9:56 Well, that's big.

9:58 Yeah, it's really happening.

10:01 I just don't know if I'm ready to be a dad.

10:04 Been there.

10:07 Really?

10:07 Yeah.

10:07 Absolutely.

10:08 Believe it or not, I have grave doubts about my own parenting abilities.

10:12 I just don't want to turn into my father.

10:14 I mean, I love him, but you'd only

10:16 give him a world's greatest dad t-shirt, ironically.

10:20 Yeah, I had a father like that.

10:23 Vice cop in Oakland.

10:26 I sure showed him.

10:30 Let me tell you something.

10:31 When the baby gets here, you'll know what to do.

10:33 I hope so.

10:35 I'll never forget driving home from the hospital after Rosco was born.

10:39 I looked in the rearview mirror at him in his car

10:41 seat and I just knew I could do it.

10:45 Cool.

10:47 Yeah.

10:47 Christy hadn't caught me banging her best friend.

10:49 I'd still be doing it.

10:53 Don't worry, you'll be a great dad.

10:56 Thanks.

10:56 It sounds like you're a great dad, too.

10:59 I do my best.

11:01 Now, let's smoke that weed before I go crazy.

11:06 MOM, GRANDMA, GET IN HERE.

11:08 THE BABY'S MOVING.

11:11 I'M COMING.

11:12 OW.

11:12 I'M COMING.

11:13 I'M COMING.

11:14 OH MY GOD.

11:15 THERE IT IS.

11:19 RIGHT.

11:17 Let me feel.

11:17 Let me feel.

11:19 Where?

11:20 Where?

11:22 Guess it stopped.

11:28 Wait.

11:28 Nope.

11:28 Just gas.

11:32 I got to call Luke.

11:38 Don't feel bad.

11:39 You'll have plenty of time to spend with that baby after Violet dumps it on you.

11:45 Thanks, Mom.

11:46 It's funny cuz it's true.

11:51 It's your turn to take out the garbage.

11:52 I'll do it later.

11:54 Pause the video game and do it now.

11:55 I don't have to listen to you.

11:57 You're not Mom.

12:00 Rosco, let me Hey,

12:05 you heard your sister.

12:06 Take out the garbage.

12:07 You shake it out.

12:08 Whoa, little man.

12:09 Not cool.

12:10 You need to show some respect.

12:12 Bite me.

12:15 Okay, go to your room.

12:17 No.

12:17 I said go to your room.

12:18 Luke, relax.

12:19 No.

12:20 He has to learn to respect his elders.

12:22 His elders?

12:23 5 minutes ago, you were making armpit farts.

12:26 Hang on.

12:30 Go to your room.

12:35 You're a big douche.

12:40 You want to get spanked?

12:41 You want to get kicked in the nuts?

12:46 Who is this kid?

12:49 He's a little jerk not eating.

12:51 He's not a jerk.

12:52 And he won't come out of his room because he thinks you're a jerk.

12:55 Fine.

12:56 And he doesn't eat.

12:57 Probably could use a good spanking, too.

12:59 Are you kidding me?

13:00 Is that how you want to raise our kid?

13:02 Hey, this ass got swatted plenty, and it's a better ass for it.

13:07 Well, then we have a problem.

13:08 I agree.

13:11 What's the problem?

13:13 I intend to raise our child with patience and understanding.

13:17 You weren't raised like that.

13:19 Exactly.

13:19 I want to do better.

13:20 I want to break the cycle.

13:25 Wow, that's ambitious.

13:28 Why don't we start now?

13:29 Go talk to Rosco.

13:31 Make peace.

13:32 He threatened my nuts.

13:36 For me.

13:43 Okay.

13:48 Don't worry.

13:48 I'm in charge.

13:51 Hey, honey.

13:52 Look.

13:53 I'm making you a tiara.

13:54 Um, nice.

13:56 Listen, I decided I don't want to have a party.

13:59 What are you talking about?

14:00 It's a celebration.

14:02 It's fun and games and free stuff for the baby.

14:05 I don't need it.

14:07 Sweetheart, I'm stealing food from the restaurant.

14:09 Believe me, we need it.

14:11 No, we don't.

14:15 Okay.

14:15 May I ask why?

14:18 I decided to give the baby up for adoption.

14:29 I feel like someone just punched me in the heart.

14:35 Did not see that coming.

14:40 Damn it.

14:41 THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

14:42 CHRISTIE, WAIT.

14:43 NO, SHE'S WRONG.

14:44 I am not going to let this happen.

14:47 We need to talk about this.

14:49 There's nothing to talk about.

14:50 The hell?

14:50 There isn't.

14:51 Look, I know you're scared.

14:52 I'd be worried about you if you weren't,

14:53 but that's no reason to give up on this baby.

14:55 Christie, calm down.

14:56 Do not tell me to calm down.

14:58 Why?

14:59 Tell me why you're doing this.

15:01 That's my business.

15:03 No, it's not.

15:04 We're all in this together.

15:05 Now, tell me.

15:07 Okay.

15:08 I don't want to be you.

15:10 You're talking to your mother, right?

15:13 I'm talking to both of you.

15:15 You had her when you were my age.

15:16 You had me when you were my age.

15:18 I do the same thing.

15:19 I'm going to wind up with the same wasted life as you.

15:23 You think I wasted my life?

15:25 Mom, you're a 35-year-old ex- alcoholic.

15:28 You're all alone and you're waiting tables.

15:30 I'm a certified life coach.

15:31 I'll give it a rest.

15:34 Hey, first of all, I happen to like my life

15:36 and I love my children and I love my job.

15:39 What about me?

15:39 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

15:41 So, don't tell me I wasted MY LIFE.

15:43 OKAY, I just mean I want more.

15:45 I want to go to school.

15:46 I want a career.

15:47 But you can still have all of those things.

15:49 Wait, let me finish.

15:51 And I want this baby to have a chance at all of that, too.

16:02 I don't know what to say.

16:03 Excuse me.

16:08 I am doing the right thing.

16:10 I did not say a word.

16:14 Well, will you please talk to her?

16:16 Of course.

16:21 What does Luke say about this?

16:26 He doesn't know yet.

16:31 Really?

16:30 Do you have any advice?

16:37 Maybe I'm not a life coach.

16:41 Have you ever stopped to think about what life is

16:43 going to be like if Violet does keep this baby?

16:45 Of course I have.

16:47 Really?

16:50 Yeah.

16:51 As long as we're together, as long as we're family, it's going to be great.

16:54 Oh, get honest.

16:56 15, 20 years from now, how's it really going to look?

17:02 MOM, LET'S GO.

17:03 I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK.

17:11 SORRY, things did not go well in there.

17:19 Mom, let's go.

17:20 We're going to be late for our AA meeting.

17:22 I don't want to go.

17:24 I want to GET A CORN OF VODKA, AN EIGHTBALL,

17:26 TAKE OUT MY TEETH, AND GUM A COUPLE OF SAILORS.

17:30 I said on your birthday.

17:33 Now move it.

17:35 Don't forget you're taking your granddaughter to school today.

17:37 I know.

17:39 Come on, Angel.

17:40 We're leaving.

17:41 And I can't go to school.

17:43 My water broke.

17:46 You sure you didn't just wet yourself?

17:48 Cuz the crypt keeper over here does it all the time.

17:55 All right, let's go to the hospital.

17:58 Is this one going to be the doover, baby?

18:05 You want me to take away YOUR OXYGEN?

18:06 YOU WANT ME TO?

18:08 COME ON,

18:16 ROSCO.

18:16 We're leaving.

18:23 Hey, who's going to take me to my parole hearing?

18:32 Well,

18:33 I got to go talk to my daughter.

18:35 All right.

18:35 Look, I know that it's weird to wake up one day

18:38 and find out you have a grandfather you never knew existed.

18:41 That happened to you, too?

18:45 I just want you both to know I don't

18:47 expect you to love me or anything like that.

18:49 I I just want a chance to be here for you and do whatever I can.

18:55 I guess that's fair.

18:57 I also need to apologize to you.

19:00 It's very stupid of me to think that I know better

19:02 than you when it comes to putting your baby up for adoption.

19:05 What's he talking about?

19:07 Thanks a lot.

19:08 Haven't told him yet.

19:13 I'm sorry you had to hear it like this.

19:15 But I was going to be an uncle.

19:17 I know, but this is better for the baby.

19:20 You suck, Rosco.

19:22 Wait.

19:31 Guess we're not going to go play putt putt tonight.

19:42 Seriously, that's my lawyer.

19:46 Get what you paid for, honey.

19:49 Doctor,

19:50 isn't that rude?

19:50 He seems to be in the middle of a conversation.

19:56 What's going on, counselor?

19:58 Nothing.

19:58 Everything's fine.

20:00 You sure?

20:01 No, I can't do it.

20:02 I've never practiced law without being loaded.

20:04 My brain is very angry at me.

20:07 You good here?

20:08 I think he's detoxing.

20:11 Really?

20:11 You seemed fine at the meeting.

20:13 I was high as a kite at the meeting.

20:19 That's the tailor.

20:20 Nobody beat themselves.

20:28 Luke.

20:30 Hey.

20:29 What are you doing here?

20:30 I came to meet this couple.

20:33 How'd you even know?

20:34 Your mother showed up at my job and told me.

20:38 I was in the mood for a happy sloppy meal.

20:46 Thanks.

20:48 So, you're okay with all this?

20:50 I don't know.

20:50 I'm just here to listen.

20:55 Knock knock.

20:56 Hi.

20:57 You must be Violet.

20:59 Yes.

20:59 I'm Suzanne.

21:00 This is Jeff.

21:01 I'm Jeff.

21:04 Please come in.

21:06 This is my mom, Christy, and my grandmother, Bron.

21:09 And that's Luke, the baby's father.

21:13 Oh.

21:13 Um, sorry about the sweaty hands.

21:15 I I'm really nervous.

21:17 Me, too.

21:21 This is our attorney, Steve Curtis.

21:24 We can discuss my fee later.

21:28 Please come sit down.

21:32 You have a lovely home?

21:34 Not really, but thank you.

21:42 So, you want to adopt a baby?

21:45 Yes, we do.

21:46 You're in luck.

21:46 We have one.

21:53 Quiet time.

21:56 I read a lot of profiles and yours really stuck out.

22:00 Oh, thanks.

22:01 Suzanne did the artwork and I wrote the copy.

22:04 She wanted to go with the Helvetica font.

22:06 Uh, but I insisted on courier to make it easier to read.

22:09 We compromised with Times New Roman.

22:13 Honey, they don't want to hear that.

22:15 Why?

22:16 Everyone likes fonts.

22:19 I like fonts.

22:22 Wingdings are my favorite.

22:25 Do you have any questions you would like to ask us?

22:29 Why can't you have your own baby,

22:31 Luke?

22:32 No, that's a fair question.

22:34 We tried to get pregnant for many years.

22:36 It just didn't work out.

22:38 She has a tilted uterus and I have a low sperm count.

22:41 It's like shooting blanks into an empty canyon.

22:47 No matter how many times we had, and of course, nothing ever happened.

22:51 And we tried some pretty weird positions.

22:55 Please go back to fonts.

22:58 TMI.

23:00 TMI.

23:00 So, your profile said you design video games?

23:03 Yes, I design video games.

23:06 Is that still too much?

23:08 No, too little.

23:10 Um, do you know the game Clumsy Monkey?

23:12 No way.

23:13 I love Clumsy Monkey.

23:14 How do you get past level seven?

23:16 Oh, that stumps everyone.

23:18 You have to get the monkey through the china shop without breaking anything.

23:21 But he's so clumsy.

23:25 Try swinging from the chandelier.

23:27 The chandelier?

23:28 Of course.

23:30 Anyway, we just want you to know that if you do choose us,

23:34 we will do everything we can to give your baby a great

23:37 life and love him or her with all of our hearts.

23:44 Hey, you're making the rest of us look pretty bad here, sister.

23:51 What do you think?

23:54 I think you're really nice people and I hope

23:56 you have your baby someday, but not this one.

24:00 Luke, sorry I can't.

24:01 No, Luke.

24:08 How am I doing now?

24:13 What?

24:14 Hello?

24:17 Luke, slow down.

24:20 Okay.

24:21 Okay.

24:21 Uh, stay calm.

24:22 We'll meet you there.

24:23 Is this it?

24:24 This is it.

24:25 You get her overnight bag and we'll take my car.

24:30 Oh, we need TO CALL THE TAILOR.

24:32 ALL RIGHT.

24:32 Where are my keys?

24:33 Where are my keys?

24:34 Let's hit it.

24:35 I CAN'T FIND MY DAMN KEYS.

24:36 YOU KNOW, IF YOU USE THE HOOK I PUT UP.

24:38 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FREAKING HOOK.

24:39 HELP ME FIND MY KEYS.

24:41 Forget it.

24:41 We'll take my car.

24:42 SEE?

24:43 KEYS RIGHT HERE ON THE HOOK.

24:44 FINE.

24:45 You win.

24:45 The hook was a good idea.

24:47 You're 52 years old and YOU'VE HAD ONE GOOD IDEA.

24:50 I AM NOT 52 YET.

24:53 Oh crap.

24:53 You're blocking me in.

24:54 Well, I told you not to park in the driveway.

24:56 Why would I park on the street?

24:57 Cuz you don't pay rent.

24:58 When you lived with me, you didn't pay rent.

25:01 I WAS A CHILD AND you still tried to collect.

25:05 Come on.

25:05 We'll put it in neutral and push it out.

25:07 We can't.

25:07 It's locked.

25:08 Why would you lock it?

25:09 Because I want to keep it.

25:12 Okay.

25:12 Okay.

25:12 We need to focus.

25:13 How about we drive through THE FENCE,

25:14 ACROSS THE neighbor's yard, and out onto Sycamore Street?

25:17 That's great.

25:17 Except for the pool in the neighbor's yard.

25:19 They have a pool.

25:20 Why don't we use it?

25:21 Because it's not our pool.

25:22 I'M NOT TALKING WHEN they're home.

25:25 God.

25:25 Oh god.

25:26 Maybe we should just call a cab.

25:27 Nope.

25:27 That'll take too long.

25:28 What are you doing?

25:29 Break your window and we'll push it out.

25:31 But Alvin just got me that car.

25:32 I know.

25:38 What?

25:37 My teeth.

25:42 You're doing very well.

25:43 Let's try another push.

25:49 I changed my mind.

25:51 I told you you can't go home.

25:52 You're having the baby.

25:54 No, I want to keep it.

25:58 You want to keep the baby?

26:00 I'm never going through this pain again, so I have to keep this one.

26:03 What about this feeling?

26:04 Tell them I am sorry, but I changed my mind.

26:06 Look, you're in a lot of pain right now, so you might want to wait till I ask.

26:10 This is my baby.

26:11 I am keeping it.

26:14 Hey.

26:32 Oh, hey.

26:32 You guys can't find her either.

26:35 No, she's right down the hall.

26:38 Oh, weird.

26:39 Excuse me.

26:46 If you don't mind, I'm going to hang with you.

26:51 Thanks.

26:51 Oh, listen.

26:52 Now that I got you here, I want to run a couple baby names by you.

26:55 Oh, okay.

26:56 If it's a boy, Smokey.

27:03 Smokey.

27:03 Smokey Taylor.

27:03 Who doesn't want to be Smokey Taylor?

27:06 It's not that bad.

27:07 Um Now, if it's a girl, smoke it.

27:19 Hey, is it here?

27:21 No, no, no, baby yet.

27:23 Um, there has been a development though.

27:28 Here, why don't you sit down?

27:31 Is she okay?

27:32 She's fine.

27:33 Um, the thing is, where the HECK DID YOU GO TO?

27:35 WHAT?

27:36 She changed her mind again.

27:40 Well, really, looked like a breach birth,

27:51 but then the baby did a little somersault, stuck the land in.

27:55 You need to start thinking gymnastics.

27:57 OLYMPICS 2032.

28:00 USA, USA.

28:02 USA.

28:06 Smokey Taylor for the gold.

28:10 You did great, honey.

28:11 Thanks.

28:13 You were so brave.

28:16 How come my stomach's not smaller?

28:20 Didn't anyone tell you?

28:21 You're going to be fat forever.

28:26 Just take some time.

28:29 Would you like to hold your daughter?

28:34 You don't have to, honey.

28:38 No, I want to say goodbye.

28:49 Hey there, little girl.

28:54 I just want you to know that I'm doing

28:55 this for you and that you are going to have

29:00 a wonderful life with your new mom and dad

29:06 and they are going to love you so much.

29:14 I don't know what else to say.

29:17 You said it.

29:21 I love you.

29:23 I love you too.