Inside Brazil's Most Dangerous Soccer Game

0:00 Guys, this is my Rio vlog.

0:02 Take a look.

0:02 We're in Rio.

0:04 [music] [music]

0:11 Did you learn any words yet?

0:14 Um yes.

0:16 A bom dia is good morning and I just

0:18 learned something so quickly.

0:20 I still comes to bottle, I'm constipated.

0:21 Think of like a actual conversation and

0:25 and it would be

0:28 Yeah, that's true, but I'm not having a

0:29 couple conversation.

0:30 I'm just trying to

0:31 like get by.

0:31 You're just trying to tell

0:32 everyone you're constipated.

0:35 The beautiful sunny skies of Rio de

0:37 Janeiro, the most exciting city in the

0:39 world.

0:39 Unfortunately, we are here and

0:41 our first day it's rainy

0:43 and possibly rainy tomorrow

0:46 and the next day.

0:47 I think I was told

0:48 that Rio is famous for its March rains.

0:51 Our first day uh we're still a little

0:53 jet-lagged.

0:54 It took us 24 hours to get

0:55 here.

0:56 I'm not kidding.

0:58 It was like a

0:58 14-hour flight, a 4-hour layover, over

1:00 an hour in the car, and don't worry, if

1:02 you're looking for eye candy, we've got

1:03 that.

1:04 Well, hold on.

1:05 My beaver's out.

1:08 [laughter]

1:11 That's the spirit of Rio.

1:15 [music]

1:19 We're at the soccer game.

1:21 It is hot as

1:21 balls.

1:22 Reporting here with a Coke Zero.

1:24 Naveen's got some french fries.

1:25 John's here checking in.

1:27 I'm here.

1:27 John's in hot.

1:28 You big soccer guy?

1:30 No.

1:30 Yeah.

1:31 But they said experience

1:32 everything once, right?

1:33 So, this is the

1:34 once.

1:35 Yeah, but it's interesting how

1:37 passionate everybody is.

1:38 We go down to

1:39 the fields to our soccer/ fashion

1:42 correspondent, Naveen Nash.

1:44 Naveen, how's the fashion coming up today?

1:47 Naveen, is it true that um a lot of the

1:49 men's shorts are a little bit tighter

1:51 today?

1:53 Um no comment.

1:56 Right on.

1:57 No no comment and no

1:58 complaints.

2:00 You like that?

2:02 Yeah, I I do like that.

2:04 I I'm a homosexual.

2:06 Not after I'm done with you, buddy.

2:08 Someone was wearing a green hat in our

2:10 group and it started a big ruckus

2:14 because the opposing uh team is green.

2:16 As you can see,

2:17 we are red and black here.

2:19 We were coming to the game and I've never been

2:22 so stressed going to a game.

2:24 I was told no phones, no uh you can bring a phone,

2:26 you can't bring gum, you can't bring

2:28 lipstick, nothing in your pockets.

2:30 There's a facial scan to get in

2:33 to the place and then John had trouble

2:36 getting in cuz his facial scan didn't work, so he

2:39 couldn't get in for like 20 minutes.

2:40 And then we were also told from the van to

2:43 the stadium, watch your surroundings,

2:45 it's very dangerous.

2:46 But you're in another country and

2:48 you know, you got to respect the rules

2:50 and you got to play by the rules.

2:52 You got to be safe when you're in another

2:53 country.

2:53 Hopefully everything will go

2:54 well.

2:55 Brazil We love it, guys.

3:03 You see this what it's at the end of the

3:04 day.

3:05 We're just looking at the camera shaking

3:07 the whole time like there's no shot.

3:12 [screaming]

3:14 No!

3:14 So close.

3:15 They score right now, this

3:17 whole place will go

3:20 and it'll be the most noise you've heard

3:22 in a really long time.

3:24 Here we go, corner kick.

3:25 Come on, baby, let's go, John.

3:32 That looked like that went in.

3:34 David, you can't see well.

3:36 You can't be A COMMENTATOR ANYMORE.

3:39 OH!

3:40 AND THE CROWD COMES ALIVE!

3:44 THEY WANT IT!

3:49 And and go!

3:51 Oh!

3:52 Oh!

3:54 Let my let my let my people go!

3:58 It really is like threading a needle.

4:01 It's so Yeah.

4:05 This guy's down.

4:08 [cheering and screaming]

4:13 I'm liking it now, John.

4:15 Huh?

4:15 I'm really liking it.

4:17 All right.

4:17 I'm really into it.

4:18 It's been It's all

4:19 the This is a good spot for all the

4:21 pressure they've been putting on.

4:22 Look at this guy doing with this flag.

4:24 He's getting everybody.

4:27 He's blessing everyone.

4:37 We're in Brazil.

4:39 Day three.

4:41 Day two.

4:42 I can't move.

4:43 This is what I call looks.

4:45 Looks on looks.

4:46 looks like.

4:48 Ooh, fit center.

4:51 Okay, okay, okay.

4:52 You're not going to

4:53 want to be in here when I'm in here cuz

4:54 I'm going to get so many gains.

4:55 Oh, this is nice.

4:57 Maybe we'll do a

4:57 little workout.

4:58 Yeah, we should.

4:58 We should do a little workout.

5:00 We could take this up to the room.

5:01 It could be our massage [clears throat] chair.

5:04 Yeah, let's I'll grab it.

5:07 I'll put it in the elevator.

5:08 Oh, guys, first meal in Brazil.

5:12 Thank you.

5:13 I got the passata.

5:14 Is it good?

5:16 Uh-huh.

5:17 It's really hearty.

5:18 It's perfect for a rainy day.

5:19 Salmon.

5:20 Very colorful plate.

5:21 Very nice.

5:21 Buffet is Buffet is dangerous, though.

5:23 Very dangerous for me.

5:25 No.

5:25 You know what you tell a heroin addict?

5:27 Have all the heroin you want.

5:28 Oh, my god.

5:29 Ah, thank you.

5:31 What's good is we're

5:32 finally getting you something to eat.

5:33 It's very hard being uh tracking when

5:36 you're hungry and when you're not.

5:37 Yeah.

5:37 It's almost like I'm always hunting it

5:39 down.

5:39 Oh, yeah?

5:40 And then if I forget

5:41 about it, then all of a sudden I'll hear

5:43 I'll hear about it.

5:44 I haven't eaten all

5:45 day.

5:46 And like, "Sweetie, you don't." Oh, wow,

5:49 mango.

5:50 I'm such a fan of carrot, cold

5:51 carrots, and hot carrots.

5:53 What did you say?

5:54 You said no dessert?

5:59 No dessert?

6:00 I'll go look.

6:05 [laughter]

6:04 That actually looks kind of good.

6:07 Where is it?

6:08 Imagine me It's okay.

6:12 Oh my god, he's a cutie.

6:22 All right, here we go.

6:23 Guarana Zero.

6:25 It is It's an Ilya pick.

6:27 Don't know what it

6:27 is.

6:30 That's the diet version.

6:37 Ginger ale?

6:38 Not a ginger ale.

6:40 Almost towards a ginger ale.

6:42 Almost

6:42 a ginger ale.

6:43 It's like a seltzer and

6:44 then it starts to go to a ginger ale,

6:45 but it doesn't get there.

6:46 Vista Chinesa.

6:49 It's Chinesa view right here and what a

6:51 beautiful beautiful outlook here.

6:54 Let's take a look.

6:55 Over here is Christ the Redeemer

6:57 right here.

7:00 Christ the Redeemer was there like 10

7:01 seconds ago.

7:02 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:03 It's called God.

7:04 You didn't get it, did you?

7:05 I have a video of it.

7:07 You do?

7:07 Okay.

7:07 So, we are taking a Jeep

7:09 tour, a lot of fun, everybody in the van

7:13 and just enjoying ourselves.

7:16 A honey badger, maybe?

7:17 Yeah.

7:20 Spooping.

7:21 I see.

7:26 You're in Tijuca National Park.

7:30 Look at that.

7:33 Wow.

7:37 Wow.

7:39 That's awesome.

7:42 What do you think of when you see it?

7:45 Uh nothing.

7:46 Just that it's a waterfall.

7:50 No, I like when I look at it,

7:55 I can't put it into words.

7:56 It's like the way that it goes this way.

8:00 It's a waterfall.

8:01 Oh my god.

8:03 It scared the hell out of me.

8:05 I guess what's nice about it is it's just like

8:07 just completely natural in the way it

8:09 all falls.

8:10 World of AI, this is just like

8:17 really something.

8:18 I feel like I'm having

8:18 a trip.

8:19 I guess we put something in your

8:20 drink earlier.

8:21 Oh, you did?

8:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:22 Oh, well.

8:25 BPC 157?

8:29 It's football.

8:33 Kind of.

8:34 I'm going in.

8:35 You are?

8:36 Yeah, come on, do it for the vlog.

8:38 All right.

8:42 All right, we're going in.

8:43 We're going in to the uh

8:47 kind of wet.

8:48 That's nice.

8:49 Oh my god.

8:57 How's the water?

8:58 It's pretty cold.

9:00 It's kind of cold.

9:00 It's nice.

9:01 Not bad.

9:03 Come on, Naveen, baby, come on.

9:04 You got I'm not going under.

9:05 You're not going under?

9:06 Nah, nah, nah.

9:07 Nah, nah, nah, nah.

9:08 Cuz then I'll be

9:08 I'll be so cold on the way back.

9:10 I don't know, when you get out of the water

9:11 it'll be warm.

9:12 Yeah, I'm having a lot of

9:12 fun.

9:13 It's It's really uh it's really

9:15 nice.

9:15 Yeah?

9:16 Yeah.

9:16 Well, there you go,

9:17 guys.

9:18 Wasn't pretty me getting in there, but

9:21 that was incredible.

9:23 Say goodbye, waterfall.

9:24 I love this look

9:25 that you got me.

9:27 confident?

9:27 I feel good.

9:28 My hair doesn't look so

9:29 good, but I did like a one for me, which

9:31 is the matching set, and then I did a

9:32 one for you, which I knew you would like

9:34 more.

9:35 But you're so nice to me.

9:37 Why are you always taking care of me?

9:40 Look at that, guys.

9:41 That's what she looks at in the mirror every day.

9:43 She's so lucky.

9:44 Let's get drunk tonight.

9:46 Okay.

9:46 Okay?

9:47 All right, guys, we are on a boat

9:49 leaving Rio de Janeiro harbor.

9:52 This is a Brazil.

9:55 [music] [music]

10:08 There's Sugarloaf Mountain up there and

10:10 those are some cable cars.

10:12 And you go up there to party.

10:13 All right, guys.

10:14 I am chilling straight up.

10:15 This is nice.

10:16 Well, we got the boys over there.

10:18 I'm on the girl boat today.

10:20 Life is good.

10:21 I've got some grays in my

10:23 chest hair, but otherwise everything

10:25 else is smooth sailing.

10:27 I'm so sexy out here.

10:28 I'm getting catcalled.

10:29 Look at this.

10:31 Huh?

10:32 You stop it.

10:34 Unbelievable.

10:35 Can't even relax out here.

10:37 The men in Brazil

10:39 are so forward.

10:40 I love you, papi.

10:41 I can't believe we didn't get it on video,

10:43 but you went in the water.

10:44 I was I went

10:45 in the water.

10:45 I went in the water.

10:46 I was so im-

10:47 I was so impressed.

10:48 I thought it was

10:48 just the boys going in the water and

10:50 guess who jumps in.

10:52 I like that one.

10:54 Yeah, you do.

10:55 You're always fun.

10:57 You're a blast from the past.

10:59 From the past?

10:59 Like I'm old?

11:00 I don't think that's my friend.

11:02 Hello.

11:04 Okay, let's go.

11:05 Boarding, guys.

11:05 Brazil, Rio de Janeiro.

11:08 We are out.

11:10 Our second to last day here in Rio.

11:13 And I am running.

11:14 I am barely running.

11:16 This is the start of my run.

11:18 Maybe I go this way.

11:22 Not good to be

11:24 on the streets of Brazil not knowing

11:25 where you're going.

11:28 Probably not the best.

11:30 Good way to lose an organ.

11:31 All right, here we go.

11:32 Quick house tour.

11:34 Look how easily you got out of that

11:35 hammock.

11:36 Look, you're Things are changing Things are changing

11:40 around here.

11:40 Oh, I can't believe we're

11:41 not having dinner out here.

11:43 Well, it's This is the spot.

11:47 Oh.

11:49 What?

11:50 It feels like spread my dad's

11:51 ashes at sea.

11:53 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:54 That's That's really funny.

11:58 What a house, huh, guys?

12:00 Crazy.

12:01 And now Naveen Nash will show you how to

12:04 take a great Instagram photo.

12:07 There's the camera.

12:08 Hot looks from Naveen Nash.

12:11 A little piece of advice here, guys.

12:13 Naveen does not like when people take

12:15 photos.

12:15 So, if we're out and about, she

12:17 will not ask a stranger to take the

12:19 photo.

12:19 She controls the angles.

12:21 I think I think it's so funny when people ask

12:25 strangers to take the photo.

12:26 It's like they they don't get it.

12:27 Had another run, guys.

12:29 Came to this amazing pier here.

12:34 Ran the whole thing.

12:36 Unbelievable.

12:38 This is where it's at, guys.

12:39 It's the pier down there and out here.

12:41 Got some jet skis.

12:42 It's another day of sunshine

12:43 here.

12:44 I don't have anything bad to say.

12:47 Someone got on me on the podcast for

12:48 complaining about vlogging and they're right.

12:52 I'm not going to complain anymore.

12:54 All right, we got 2 miles back.

12:55 Let's go.

12:56 How was it?

12:59 I'm not hearing anything.

13:00 It's good.

13:01 It's not good.

13:02 No, it's good.

13:03 It's good.

13:04 It's It's It's It's the fish is fresh.

13:08 And the mango's nice.

13:10 You know what, guys?

13:12 This is what we get for making fun of

13:14 Jason.

13:16 That's what you guys get for saying that

13:17 I'm over overselling everything.

13:20 Cuz now we're getting this.

13:21 That's And this is all of y'all's fault.

13:24 Yeah.

13:28 Ooh, the best.