I Gave The FUNNIEST Haircuts in VR

0:00 Do you need a haircut?

0:01 Well, come to me.

0:02 Have a seat because this is my first time

0:04 cutting hair and I would love to serve you.

0:07 How many three star ratings can I get?

0:09 I guess we're going to see.

0:11 My salon is so beautiful.

0:14 Well, I guess it's a barber shop.

0:15 Same thing, right?

0:17 Hi.

0:19 Hello.

0:20 Oh, I have multiple customers.

0:22 How do I walk?

0:25 Ow.

0:26 Hair clipper charger disinfectation.

0:30 Disinfectant container.

0:33 Is that a real word, guys?

0:35 I I don't I don't think that's a real word.

0:37 Client request.

0:38 Client has a haircut request.

0:40 Client wants a hair wash.

0:42 Client wants coffee.

0:44 Client wants coffee, but coffee machine is not purchased.

0:47 Oh.

0:47 Oh, wait.

0:48 This child has a lot of requests.

0:50 He needs a haircut, a hair wash, and he does not Oh,

0:55 he wants coffee, but there's no coffee machine purchased.

0:58 I don't know if I have money yet.

1:00 Okay.

1:01 All right.

1:02 Well, I'm going to go ahead.

1:04 How do I click this button?

1:07 Whoa, all my tools are here.

1:10 Okay, hold on.

1:11 I'm about to bonk my head.

1:13 Okay, I clicked the bell.

1:15 I clicked the bell.

1:17 Oh my goodness, there's somebody.

1:18 Oh, is that the same kid?

1:21 Hello.

1:22 He's having his hair washed.

1:23 Um, send to grooming chair.

1:27 Is your hair washed?

1:30 Oh, you you need Are those your eyebrows?

1:33 Be you.

1:34 You're beautiful.

1:34 But I might need to do your eyebrows.

1:37 I feel like I'm invading their personal space a little bit.

1:48 Am I being creepy?

1:49 Oh.

1:49 Oh.

1:49 Oh.

1:50 Here is how you wash hair.

1:52 Grab the water handle and use it to soak the client's hair, beard, and eyebrows.

1:57 Okay, we'll do that first.

1:59 Okay, we've grabbed it.

2:02 Okay, now we're going to soak your hair.

2:04 No.

2:06 Oh, there we go.

2:08 Oh, I washed their face.

2:10 I don't think they're paying for that.

2:12 Um I should not wash people's hair.

2:21 Okay, it's back on the wall.

2:22 Oh, they're mad.

2:23 Grab a shampoo bottle and squeeze it

2:25 to apply shampoo to multiple areas of their hair.

2:29 All right.

2:30 Oh, wait.

2:30 No, no, no.

2:31 I sent them to the chair.

2:32 They weren't ready.

2:33 I didn't wash their hair enough.

2:35 Um Oh, no.

2:37 Oh, no.

2:38 You're You're the first one.

2:39 You're I'm so sorry.

2:41 You're the guinea pig.

2:42 Okay.

2:43 It's not cuz you're not a beautiful person.

2:45 I just uh I'm new here.

2:47 I'm new and there is an option for a knife.

2:50 This is a horrible Okay, here.

2:53 I need more context.

2:55 How do we play this?

2:57 Oh my gosh, it's timing me.

2:59 Okay.

2:59 Use hair clipper to trim client's hair almost to the skin level.

3:03 While holding the hair clipper,

3:04 press the secondary use button and switch clipper guardly.

3:08 Use scissors.

3:09 Use razor.

3:10 If timer runs out, the client will automatically move to checkout.

3:13 Push the grooming guide.

3:17 Ow, I pushed it.

3:19 Okay, you have not been groomed.

3:22 I How do I groom you?

3:24 So, we need to make them look like you want to be shaved bald.

3:28 Is that your Okay.

3:30 No, no shame against bald people.

3:32 I just would like to clarify.

3:33 I just like didn't expect that as my first haircut.

3:37 Okay.

3:37 Well, am I cutting their head?

3:40 Are you okay?

3:41 Okay, this is great.

3:43 We're shaving and bald.

3:45 Is this how you do it?

3:47 I've never shaved.

3:49 I feel like we need this this to be different.

3:54 Something needs to be different.

3:56 They're having their Britney Spears moment, if you know what I mean.

4:00 Beautiful.

4:01 Get all the angles.

4:02 You're looking great.

4:03 Oh, I get judged on this, don't I?

4:06 I only have four minutes.

4:07 Oh, this is looking so bad.

4:10 All right, bud.

4:11 Hold on.

4:12 Everything's going to be okay.

4:15 I'm not worried.

4:16 If you're not worried, you look great.

4:19 Um Oh, those are his eyebrows.

4:22 I did I don't know why I didn't think those were really eyebrows.

4:26 How do I make him bald?

4:28 Make me look like this.

4:30 Like, are you sure?

4:32 Are you sure?

4:33 Okay, be you.

4:34 Again, I'm not shaming you.

4:36 You're a beautiful person.

4:38 I just Oh, I'm turning the wrong direction.

4:42 Here you are.

4:44 Okay.

4:46 What is that?

4:46 Oh, I didn't mean to grab that.

4:48 Don't look.

4:50 Grab.

4:51 Grab.

4:53 This is how you learn, you know.

4:55 You got to start somewhere.

4:58 Oh my.

5:02 This does not look right.

5:05 Oh, I'm going to get sued for this.

5:09 Okay.

5:09 Well, like you're getting your hair is getting less there.

5:13 Like you're kind of going bald now.

5:16 How do I change the length of the razor?

5:18 It definitely said in the tutorial.

5:21 Oh.

5:22 Oh, this.

5:23 This What does this do?

5:25 I don't get my hair done like this.

5:27 I get my hair cut.

5:28 Do we want Oh, this one.

5:30 This one's going to get the closest shave, I think.

5:34 Yeah.

5:37 Oh no.

5:39 Oh, that scared me.

5:40 Okay, now do we go in?

5:43 Not with that.

5:43 No.

5:44 What?

5:46 Ah.

5:47 Do we go in with the razor?

5:50 I don't know how to use a razor on someone's head.

5:55 Oh.

5:55 Oh, I'm making a ball.

5:58 Oh, yes.

6:01 I know I am not doing the controls on this right.

6:04 Oh yeah, look at that.

6:05 LOOK AT THAT.

6:06 WATCH OUT.

6:06 WATCH OUT.

6:07 WAIT, I'm gonna get such a good review.

6:10 I'm feeling so confident now.

6:13 Wow.

6:13 Why am I Man, if you are a hairdresser or a barber,

6:17 y'all be working your backs out every day.

6:20 I never realized until this moment.

6:22 I only have two more minutes.

6:25 Why is turning really hard?

6:29 I'm sorry.

6:30 That's not personal.

6:31 Um, just got to shave.

6:36 Why is this not going away?

6:38 Oh my gosh.

6:39 He can't leave like this.

6:43 I got to Oh no.

6:45 This Please, please charge.

6:48 Is it charged?

6:50 Oh, it's dead.

6:51 Oh no.

6:53 Oh no.

6:54 My client.

6:56 Um, okay.

6:57 It's charged.

6:58 Thank goodness.

6:59 Baby, we're going.

7:00 We're going to fix this.

7:02 Okay.

7:02 Oh, no.

7:04 Honey child, I shave.

7:07 Why is your hair not going away?

7:09 There we go.

7:11 The circle of life.

7:13 Um, I'm going to I'm going to grab this.

7:17 There we go.

7:18 There we go.

7:19 Yes.

7:19 I have 1 minute to make it bald.

7:22 Yes.

7:22 Yes.

7:23 Do I look like a crazy person?

7:26 I'm feeling self-conscious all of a sudden.

7:27 And I dropped a razor.

7:29 Ow.

7:30 Wait.

7:33 Pop off.

7:34 Kind of.

7:34 Oh.

7:35 Oh, we have to fix that.

7:36 Um.

7:37 Oh, no.

7:38 I dropped.

7:40 How is your eyebrows this?

7:43 Um.

7:45 I don't know.

7:45 What?

7:46 What did you want your eyebrows to look like?

7:48 Um, that.

7:51 Okay.

7:52 I don't look at me like that.

7:54 What do I do?

7:55 Do I shear you?

7:56 What about like like a this?

7:58 Oh, is this what you want?

8:03 Ah.

8:03 Oh.

8:04 Okay.

8:04 So, I'm done with my first haircut.

8:07 I missed a small.

8:10 Oh, no.

8:11 I should not quit my job for this.

8:13 Okay.

8:14 It says, "Oh, wow.

8:15 It's raining outside." It says computer interaction.

8:18 Grab the mouse to move the cursor around the screen

8:21 and press the trigger button to interact with the computer.

8:23 Okay.

8:24 And I get an evaluation.

8:26 Begin evaluation.

8:29 Click two.

8:31 I got a bronze medal.

8:34 Do I not get paid for this?

8:36 Bye, baby.

8:37 I don't know if I don't know if you'll be back, will you?

8:40 Um, payment.

8:41 Pay me.

8:42 Pay me.

8:43 Oh.

8:44 Oh, I'll use this.

8:45 I'm new here.

8:46 Okay.

8:47 What do you expect from me?

8:48 Oh.

8:51 All right.

8:52 Payment.

8:54 I got $14.

8:56 I got $0 for the hair wash.

8:58 I mean, I did put water in your hair that then you wanted to have bald.

9:01 Why does it matter?

9:02 I cut it all off anyway.

9:03 Fine.

9:04 Fine.

9:05 Collect payment.

9:06 Swipe card.

9:08 Thank you.

9:09 Processing.

9:10 I dropped the card.

9:11 Where did the card go?

9:12 Oh no.

9:13 Oh, he's gone.

9:13 Okay.

9:14 Interesting.

9:15 Wait, you can get decor.

9:17 I keep forgetting there's like a mouse cuz this is like wild to me.

9:21 Do we want upgrades?

9:23 Upgrades, people.

9:24 Upgrades.

9:26 Appliances.

9:27 People want people want a coffee machine.

9:30 How much money is that?

9:32 Oh, we don't have an air conditioner.

9:34 What?

9:35 I'm going to get a coffee machine.

9:37 I got $14.

9:38 Okay, I can't.

9:38 I literally have $14.

9:40 This hair salon going to be closing soon, isn't it?

9:43 All right, we're just going to leave this computer.

9:46 I need to Oh, do I have to sweep this or do I have like an a person to help me?

9:51 Do I not clean up the floor?

9:52 I feel like anytime I leave getting my haircut,

9:55 they like clean the floor, right?

9:59 You know what?

9:59 It's not my problem.

10:00 I guess I I won't worry about it.

10:02 This man has been waiting here for a while, and I have no idea what to expect.

10:07 Okay, one second.

10:11 I need to set my boundaries better, don't I, guys?

10:13 Okay, if you have any His hair changed from when

10:18 he was over here to then Who are you?

10:22 All right.

10:22 Okay.

10:22 Well, he didn't want his hair washed.

10:24 Is he wearing a helmet?

10:26 Um, all right.

10:28 I am overwhelmed.

10:30 So, do we dye your hair?

10:31 Cuz that's brown and you got gray.

10:34 Oh, okay.

10:35 Well, I know how to shave hair now, I think.

10:37 So, we're going to start No, not with that one.

10:41 We're going to start with this one.

10:45 Or is it better to use scissors?

10:47 Am I going to cut his ear off or something?

10:49 Like, I actually might.

10:51 This is concerning.

10:52 I don't know.

10:53 Is this better than the shaver?

10:55 Oh, I'm seeing his ball head.

10:57 Why do you want this?

10:59 Why?

10:59 You could do this at home for free.

11:01 You know, he wants to the eyebrows.

11:03 I'm really confused by like I don't know what you want for me with that.

11:08 You know what?

11:08 No, that's taking too long.

11:10 We're We're on a time limit.

11:11 We're going to shave.

11:14 There we go.

11:14 Yep.

11:14 That's a lot quicker.

11:16 Oh, yeah.

11:17 You're looking great, sir.

11:19 I don't think I'm supposed to do it upside

11:21 down like this, but I've never been to a barber, so I What do I know?

11:26 It loses its charge fast.

11:31 I think I'm seeing progress here.

11:33 Walk this way.

11:34 Oh, nice.

11:35 Oh, I dropped it.

11:41 All right.

11:42 He's not chatting with me.

11:44 I feel like everybody like when you get

11:45 your haircut like you're just supposed to chat

11:47 about life and like talk about all

11:49 your personal problems with who's doing your hair.

11:51 I'm confused.

11:52 That's not happening right now.

11:53 Have we not built trust together, sir?

11:56 You look like a Roger.

11:57 Roger.

11:59 Hey, Roger.

12:00 Tell me your life story.

12:02 Tell me your biggest regrets.

12:03 Oh, not subscribing to the channel.

12:05 Yeah, that that's a problem.

12:06 We're going to have to talk.

12:07 I might do your hair wrong just because of that.

12:09 You're looking great, by the way.

12:11 I do not know.

12:13 I do not know what I'm doing.

12:16 Oh, he did.

12:16 I shouldn't say that in front of my client, should I?

12:18 Oh, there we go.

12:19 Look at that.

12:20 You're getting bald so fast.

12:22 I just hit my computer monitor in real life.

12:24 We're going to We're going to back up.

12:25 Okay.

12:26 The clock ticking is really unnecessary.

12:28 When I get my hair done, they take a while.

12:30 And I don't complain.

12:32 Oh, I didn't clean this from when I I did the other guy's hair.

12:38 That's why it has it had like a green thing.

12:42 I think I'm gonna get bad hygiene score.

12:44 That's okay.

12:45 Next time, Roger, you're fine.

12:49 Roger is not afraid of germs, right?

12:51 Roger.

12:52 Really?

12:52 The silence is uncomfortable.

12:54 Um, I didn't mean to do that.

12:57 He didn't he didn't say anything.

12:58 Oh, we still have four minutes.

13:00 Oh, we have so much time.

13:03 Yeah.

13:03 Roger, tell me more about your life.

13:05 Um, how do you groom a beard?

13:08 I don't got one.

13:09 I don't That looks better.

13:11 You want it like thinned?

13:14 We're going to I feel like he needs it thinned, right?

13:18 That's kind of what he was going for here.

13:20 Just a little bit.

13:21 Oh, no.

13:22 I'm starting to worry this is not correct.

13:24 He has a neck beard.

13:25 I feel like neck beards aren't a good thing.

13:27 I I hear that.

13:28 I don't really know what that means even.

13:31 It died.

13:31 Roger, there's a chance I won't finish everything,

13:34 and you're going to have to just be okay with that.

13:37 All right.

13:38 And I'm on a timer.

13:39 There's another tool I haven't used.

13:40 Oh, it's a brush and a comb.

13:44 This is how you dye your hair.

13:45 But how do you change the color?

13:47 I'm curious.

13:48 We'll We'll have to investigate that, won't we?

13:50 All right.

13:51 Hey, Roger.

13:53 Now that I did your hair already, um, I cleaned stuff.

13:57 So, in case you're wondering, it's going well.

14:00 Scissors for the face.

14:02 Thinning it out just a little bit like you like it.

14:06 No, he wants brown hair.

14:08 How do I go about this?

14:10 Feel like clapping scissors in someone's face is probably not You know what?

14:14 No, we're going to We're going to switch.

14:16 We're going to go Oh, I'm sorry, Roger.

14:19 We can still be friends, right?

14:21 Get that neck beard.

14:22 It's Oh, it's down there.

14:25 Ew.

14:26 Sorry.

14:26 Sorry.

14:27 I should not say this where he can hear me, but you're not talking to me anyway.

14:30 So, whatever, Roger.

14:33 Whatever.

14:34 Okay, Roger.

14:37 Take this.

14:38 Roger.

14:39 I keep standing too close to my computer, so he wants it to look like that.

14:48 Okay, Roger, how do I choose your hair color?

14:51 Oh, wait.

14:52 That looks brown for some reason.

14:53 That's good, right, Roger?

14:56 This is what you wanted.

14:58 Yeah.

14:59 What is this?

15:00 Oh, it's a film.

15:01 What about this?

15:02 What's this do?

15:03 No.

15:03 I feel like he wants it to look all like funky.

15:07 Roger.

15:08 What about this?

15:09 Ah, Roger.

15:10 We can still be friends, right?

15:11 If this goes terribly wrong.

15:13 What about that?

15:14 That's not doing anything.

15:16 Roger.

15:17 I don't know how to do hair.

15:18 I I hate to break it to you now that you're in this chair,

15:22 but like literally have no clue.

15:23 You're my second one.

15:25 And you chose a weird Wait, this is kind of what he wanted.

15:29 Yes, I think this is kind of what he wanted.

15:32 Oh, I didn't spray paint that part of his beard.

15:35 That could have been a disaster, Roger.

15:37 If you're going on a date later, they would have noticed that.

15:40 This is not like the best date uh hairdo,

15:44 but like this is what you want and that's that's what matters, you know?

15:50 Did it die?

15:52 Why is it not working?

15:54 Roger, help me.

15:57 No.

15:59 When they disappear, it's disturbing.

16:01 They just like poof into thin air.

16:04 I'm genuinely curious with how I did on this one.

16:06 You know what?

16:07 While I go over there, can I put I'm saving time putting that there

16:13 and that there while I go check out Roger.

16:18 Not inappropriately, Roger.

16:20 I'm not like checking him out like that.

16:21 Oh, it is lopsided, ain't it?

16:24 Okay.

16:24 Well, oh my gosh.

16:26 What is happening?

16:26 Let's begin the evaluation.

16:31 Hey, I got a silver star.

16:35 Richard, you looking high five.

16:39 Oh, I hit my computer.

16:41 Um, I'm going to step back and high five.

16:47 No.

16:47 All right, that was awkward.

16:48 We're going to continue to check him out so we can get him out of here.

16:51 Richard, you're making me self-conscious.

16:53 Okay, pay me.

16:55 Sorry, that was that was a little aggressive.

16:57 Oh, I got $30.

16:59 I'm getting closer to where I can buy a coffee machine.

17:03 Why am I getting negatives?

17:05 Cuz I didn't have coffee.

17:06 I think you paid me less and I don't think that's cool.

17:09 All right, I'm taking your credit card and I'm not giving it back.

17:12 Thank you, Roger.

17:14 Hm.

17:15 Why he shake his head at me?

17:17 Did we have a misunderstanding at the end?

17:19 I thought our relationship was going well.

17:20 Oh, this is an old man in the hat.

17:23 He's adorable.

17:25 I want to help him next.

17:27 Guys, I know I'm not supposed to have to do this when I play VR,

17:30 but I'm new at this.

17:35 He didn't want a haircut.

17:36 Why does their hair change so significantly from when

17:40 they're over there to when they're over here?

17:42 I Okay, he wants to be bald, too, with like a green.

17:46 And he wants some nose hair.

17:47 Hi.

17:48 People be making bad decisions out here.

17:50 Okay.

17:50 I hope you didn't hear me say that.

17:52 All right.

17:53 Dirt these down.

17:54 Now, hygiene score is going to be through the roof now.

17:58 Now that I learned you're supposed to clean this.

18:01 Oh, I started shaving his beard.

18:02 I shouldn't have done that.

18:03 Does he want eyebrows still?

18:05 Okay.

18:05 Yeah, he does.

18:07 I just just making sure.

18:08 Seriously though, like why is their hair changing when

18:11 they go from the waiting room area to over here?

18:15 like that.

18:15 That I don't fully understand.

18:17 You're looking great, sir.

18:20 I don't know why.

18:20 Apparently, it's really trendy to be bald right now.

18:24 There we go.

18:25 Nice.

18:26 Get under there real good.

18:28 Get by the ears.

18:30 I am glad this game doesn't have like if you mess up,

18:33 you cut them cuz I think somebody would have lost a finger by now or a head.

18:39 That's That's probably what they would have lost, isn't it?

18:42 Yeeha!

18:45 Calabanga!

18:47 Cal!

18:48 Calabunga!

18:49 Okay!

18:50 Oh, the school bus just passed by.

18:52 I should pay attention.

18:53 Um, now we're going to get this and shave your balls.

18:57 This I have figured out how to do pretty well.

18:59 Do you want sideburns?

19:01 Not really.

19:02 He wanted Are you sure this is what you want?

19:07 I mean, you make your own decisions and all, but man, that's that's interesting.

19:12 We're starting low here.

19:14 Kind of like that.

19:18 I feel like it's looking like I'm getting his hair all in my mouth,

19:21 and I did not say I want that.

19:24 I've got you, bud.

19:26 Dang, he's looking fly.

19:29 I mean, I think he thinks he's looking fly at least,

19:32 cuz this is what he asked for.

19:34 Oh my gosh, the timer makes this stressful.

19:36 Like if I had all the time and in the day,

19:40 I could make him look like a rock star.

19:43 Oop.

19:44 Oh, those are his eyebrows.

19:46 Oh, okay.

19:47 So, I think he's bald now pretty much.

19:49 But we got to we got to fix these eyebrows.

19:52 Sir, I don't know the difference between these.

19:55 Let's try it out.

19:56 How do I turn this on?

19:57 I really should stop asking these things in front of the client.

20:00 Yeah, you want them less fluffy.

20:02 So that's that's probably good.

20:04 And then we're shaving this down a little bit.

20:07 Just a little bit.

20:08 I know you want the neck beard.

20:10 You want it like green and black.

20:11 I got you.

20:13 Oh, you wanted the nose hair to stay.

20:16 I did forget about that.

20:17 Interesting choice.

20:18 Um, here we go.

20:20 You wanted the beard to like start kind of low, right?

20:24 Like that.

20:26 Oh, you are looking so good.

20:30 Oh, we're going to clean that up a little bit.

20:32 Well, that's not working.

20:34 We're going to trim that up a little bit.

20:36 That was crazy.

20:38 Okay, we got to figure out what to do with these brows.

20:42 You don't want a unibrow, right?

20:43 It happens to the best of us.

20:45 There we go.

20:46 I'm going to trim that down a little bit so you're more even.

20:49 Now, how how do I change this color?

20:53 That's not the color he wanted.

20:55 What do I do?

20:57 There we go.

20:59 So, he wanted black.

21:01 Oh, what?

21:03 What?

21:04 The time is ticking.

21:05 The time is ticking.

21:06 How do I He wanted black, but then he wanted like green on the bottom.

21:14 No.

21:15 Here.

21:17 I have to get these mechanics down.

21:18 Yeah, he wanted like the accent green for some reason.

21:22 Yeah, bro.

21:23 That looks so good.

21:27 The nose hairs.

21:28 I didn't quite get correct.

21:30 How much time do we got?

21:31 2 minutes.

21:32 All right.

21:33 Honestly, I think this is looking better than what you requested.

21:36 Oh, see that one spot?

21:38 It won't turn green.

21:40 Don't look at me like that.

21:42 I made his eyebrow green.

21:43 I don't think he wanted that.

21:45 What is that water on the floor from?

21:47 Oh gosh.

21:48 No, we need we need more black hair added back in there.

21:52 Hey, let me grab this.

21:55 There we go.

21:56 I lost too much green now.

21:58 Okay, we have time.

21:59 We have time.

22:00 We need to get that.

22:01 That is too gray right there and it won't go away, sir.

22:04 I don't know.

22:04 You have some stubborn grays.

22:06 And then now it's green time.

22:10 Yeah.

22:11 Yeah.

22:13 That accent color really pulling it all together for you.

22:17 I don't know what else to do.

22:18 I You want a hug?

22:21 Wait, can I get him like sunglasses or something?

22:23 He needs an accessory.

22:24 He's missing an accessory.

22:25 Oh, a photo.

22:26 I'll take a picture of you.

22:28 Say cheese, sir.

22:33 Ow.

22:35 Okay.

22:35 This This No.

22:40 Oh my gosh.

22:41 I can't figure it out.

22:43 And he left.

22:44 Just like I did last time, I'm going to disinfect.

22:48 Okay.

22:49 I don't know if that's disinfecting.

22:50 We'll figure that out later.

22:52 All right.

22:53 Okay, let's begin our evaluation.

22:55 Best one so far, obviously.

22:58 Haircut impeccable hygiene amaz whatever.

23:09 You know what?

23:09 I'm going to remember this.

23:10 If you come back, YOU'RE only giving me $16.

23:17 How am I going to buy coffee?

23:19 Huh?

23:20 This is good.

23:24 I didn't know this was in my hand.

23:26 Okay.

23:27 Well, get out of here.

23:28 I'm going to take your money.

23:31 Thank you.

23:32 Take it back.

23:34 Why do they keep saying uh-uh before they leave?

23:37 I have $60 now.

23:40 You know what that means?

23:41 Time for upgrades, people.

23:44 Upgrades.

23:45 Appliances.

23:46 Coffee machine purchase.

23:50 Yay.

23:51 I was getting people like they were very upset I didn't have that.

23:54 Now I have 12 cents to my name.

23:56 So that's not the best.

23:57 But no worries.

23:59 Nothing to be concerned about.

24:01 Right now if this child sprouts a beard and like a crazy amount of hair,

24:07 I'm going to be concerned.

24:09 It's like every time they sit down.

24:11 Okay, let's get him coffee.

24:14 Should this child have coffee?

24:16 I don't I get a time bonus and more tips.

24:22 Hey.

24:25 Okay.

24:26 Again, I know I'm not supposed to do this, but where'd the coffee go?

24:31 I lost it.

24:33 Grabbing the coffee.

24:38 Don't judge me for this.

24:43 Hello.

24:44 I'm back.

24:45 All right.

24:46 Oh, another coffee.

24:51 Why am I giving like a seven-year-old coffee?

24:53 I don't know.

24:53 I mean, he requested it and I want a tip.

24:55 What do you want from me?

24:57 There you go.

24:59 So, they both have had their coffee.

25:01 They don't want their hair washed.

25:02 Why is that pointing?

25:04 Okay.

25:04 I don't know.

25:05 I'm just putting it back.

25:07 Hopefully, that's clean.

25:08 That's charged.

25:10 We'll find out, won't we?

25:12 DOES THIS KID WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

25:16 You had normal hair in the waiting room.

25:20 And no wonder you're here.

25:22 That man looks like broccoli.

25:25 Pop off.

25:26 All right, we're running out of time.

25:28 What is this hairstyle?

25:31 So bald except for like above the ears.

25:34 Okay, I can do this.

25:36 Guys, don't do this hairstyle.

25:38 Please.

25:40 I'm saying that cuz I love you all.

25:42 How do I even start this thing?

25:45 So bald except for over the years.

25:49 Got it.

25:50 Totally done this before.

25:52 Where are we leaving a patch of hair?

25:54 Like in this area, bud.

25:56 Did you see this on TikTok?

25:57 Like what inspired you?

25:59 Tell me more.

26:00 See, I get it.

26:01 Like if I was a hair stylist, I would be like all about the tea.

26:05 Like tell me all about your life.

26:07 Like I'm right here.

26:08 I'm touching your head.

26:09 Like we should be close.

26:11 No, none of them are talking.

26:15 Maybe that's an upgrade later.

26:16 You can talk to your to your clients.

26:19 What are we doing with those brows, son?

26:22 Okay, we're keeping them.

26:23 We're just we're trimming them up.

26:25 All right.

26:26 Okay.

26:26 It's a good start.

26:27 Good start.

26:29 Now, I don't know if this is clean.

26:32 I still don't know if that's clean.

26:34 We'll find out in my final evaluation, won't we?

26:37 Okay, we're keeping part of this.

26:38 We're keeping still don't understand the fune here.

26:43 I probably should change where I'm at.

26:45 Right.

26:46 That would be Don't run with scissors.

26:51 Oh no, he looks terrible.

26:54 Don't let him know I said that.

26:56 Okay, he's bald there.

26:59 Let's make this more even.

27:01 Yeah, kind of got like a koala kid thing going on.

27:05 So he just wants like scraggly like just wants what?

27:11 This is so hard to comprehend.

27:13 So you want that not connected and then

27:16 you want what's the difference between these guys?

27:19 I'm not a dude.

27:20 I don't get my hair shaved like this.

27:22 Is that good?

27:24 But I feel like he wants it trimmed too.

27:26 There's so much hair and like water on the ground.

27:29 I I think I need somebody to help me.

27:31 What is that on the ground over there?

27:34 I don't want to tell you what I think it looks like.

27:36 Scraggly like that.

27:38 And then we're going to we're going to get those brows done, son.

27:43 Shave the unibrow.

27:44 Literally didn't have one when you were sitting over there, but now you do.

27:49 No.

27:50 Okay, that's probably better.

27:53 Now I think we get the scissors.

27:57 They're dirty.

27:58 Don't tell anyone.

27:59 Okay, we have time.

28:00 We have time.

28:01 We'll clean them.

28:02 Cleaning the scissors.

28:04 Cleaning the scissors.

28:05 I have 2 and 1/2 minutes.

28:07 I have plenty of time.

28:08 All right.

28:09 He wants his hair gray.

28:11 I just realized that.

28:12 Is it Wait, his hair is gray already.

28:15 It was not gray a second ago.

28:17 I swear you want it patchy like this.

28:20 You want it choppy.

28:22 I feel like I've taken too much of his hair off, but here we are.

28:26 Here we are.

28:28 Can I like trim your eyebrows like this?

28:30 No.

28:32 Okay, so this means Oh, don't look.

28:39 I totally meant to do that.

28:41 You know, I don't know if I want any more time with this kid.

28:44 I think I think we're good.

28:47 Yeah, I'm done.

28:48 I'm done.

28:48 We're going to click the button.

28:51 Done.

28:52 We need a break.

28:53 I need I need to put this here.

28:56 Okay.

28:57 Well, that's cleaning.

28:58 We'll check him out.

29:00 I don't really Oh, no.

29:02 I don't want to see this score.

29:04 Your shop needs cleaning.

29:05 You can call professional cleaners to clean your barber shop.

29:08 From hair debris and stains to going to the service menu.

29:11 You will receive a higher hygiene score when you clean.

29:14 Okay, well, that makes sense.

29:15 But I don't think this kid's going to pay me very much,

29:17 so I might not have the money.

29:19 Let's begin the evaluation.

29:22 Wait, not bad.

29:23 Not bad.

29:24 Three stars.

29:27 Wait, it Oh, my barber shop is rated a two and a half,

29:32 but I just got three three stars.

29:34 This This is the best day ever.

29:36 12 bucks.

29:40 Really?

29:41 Even though I butchered your eyebrow, I deserve a better better tip than this.

29:44 And I take offense.

29:46 Whatever.

29:46 Give me a card.

29:47 I'm mad every time I'm checking these customers out.

29:51 Every single time I tell you, will $12 pay for somebody to clean this place?

29:56 Probably not, but let's see.

29:57 Wait, it will call.

30:02 Hello.

30:02 There's like 27,000 people in here for $12.

30:06 This is great.

30:09 Okay.

30:11 How How long do you take to do this?

30:13 Um, I have to serve these people.

30:16 Um, okay.

30:18 They're almost done.

30:19 Yay.

30:20 I'm going to get my tools.

30:22 I think I need to get three star ratings.

30:25 I think I need to get three three star ratings before I can finish this.

30:29 I'm just going to say then I know I'm a professional.

30:34 I am going to brew him some coffee.

30:36 This man has been waiting for a good amount of time.

30:40 Grab the coffee.

30:45 Hi, sir.

30:46 Don't judge me for this.

30:48 I'm back.

30:49 All right.

30:50 Whoever's next.

30:52 Nobody wants their hair washed.

30:54 Wow, you look interesting with that big old yellow poof.

31:02 How do I start?

31:04 So, he wants to be bald, but not on like the top.

31:08 He want I better get a raise for this.

31:13 This is This is a complicated one, sir.

31:17 So he wants down here to be bald, right?

31:21 But then once it gets towards the top, that's when things change.

31:28 All right, so keeping the top fluffy.

31:35 This is crazy, guys.

31:37 Let me know.

31:38 Would you let me cut your hair in real life?

31:40 I I promise I would do my best.

31:43 What about you, Nathaniel?

31:45 Um, would you let me cut your hair again?

31:48 Nathaniel, I need to know.

31:50 Don't break my heart.

31:51 Okay, we're getting somewhere.

31:54 Now we make you bald down in this part of your head.

31:58 Cuz this is what cool kids do now.

32:00 I saw this on TV.

32:02 Yeah, he's sticking with the cool kids.

32:05 I get it.

32:06 You Sometimes you follow the trends, sometimes you don't.

32:09 Don't remember his hair being this yellow, but I guess it always was.

32:14 It's so vibrant.

32:16 It's vibrant and lovely.

32:17 Oh, I still have six minutes.

32:19 Oh my gosh, guys.

32:21 I pushed a button.

32:23 I lost some of Nathaniel's beautiful makeover footage.

32:26 But here is the finished product.

32:30 Oh, Nathaniel.

32:33 Oh, he likes it.

32:35 Question mark.

32:36 Two stars.

32:37 Seriously, this better be a good paycheck.

32:40 Every time I come over here, $10.

32:43 You're kidding me.

32:44 Yeah, you better be giving me the $10.

32:47 Bad Nathaniel.

32:49 Bad.

32:50 Bad Nathaniel.

32:52 It's looking a little messy in here, isn't it?

32:55 I think I try one more customer and I better get a fivestar review.

33:00 Well, okay, that's that's too much.

33:01 But I I hope I can get like a three stars.

33:04 I don't have enough money for cleaning services.

33:07 All right.

33:08 Well, this is embarrassing.

33:10 Um, we're just going to walk this way.

33:13 Let me clean my materials since Nathaniel Nathaniel is a dirty man.

33:21 Did anybody else notice?

33:22 Like nobody's wanting their hair washed and I don't know how I feel

33:26 about that, but I guess everybody is just wanting to be bald anyway,

33:29 so like it doesn't matter.

33:31 Man, showering would be so much faster if I didn't have hair.

33:35 Okay, it's time for broccoli, man.

33:38 Yay.

33:40 Oh, seriously?

33:43 Oh, we're we're going for like a unique cut here.

33:47 So, bald until like center of earlo.

33:51 So, we're just focusing on brows, mustache, beard.

33:54 Okay, I'm here for this.

33:56 This is going to be the three stars I need.

33:58 Walk forward.

34:00 I got this.

34:01 Okay, I'm going to name you Jeremy.

34:05 Jeremy, tell me about your life.

34:07 Jeremy, you have beautiful hair, and if you don't give me three stars,

34:11 I will cut all of it off.

34:13 Oh, wait.

34:13 That's what you want already, Jeremy.

34:15 Okay.

34:16 All right, Jeremy.

34:17 I hear you.

34:18 I hear you.

34:18 You have beautiful round head.

34:21 Round head.

34:22 Just how you like it.

34:23 Wait, I wonder if it's quicker for time if I stay

34:29 over on this side and just like razor it already, you know?

34:36 Like I could go ahead and do this.

34:41 Yeah, I think this is the play.

34:46 Now I'm noticing there's no ladies at a barber shop.

34:48 Do ladies go to barber shops?

34:50 I go to a hair salon.

34:51 Like I don't know the difference.

34:54 Like tell me if you're a girl and you go to a barber shop.

34:56 Like I want to know all all about it.

34:59 It seems like a fun place.

35:01 I mean I'm literally running one right now and it's growing.

35:04 I didn't have to this whole time.

35:07 I thought I had to shear him before I used this.

35:12 I didn't have to shear him all along.

35:14 I could have just been doing this.

35:15 Oh, that's so much faster.

35:17 Jeremy.

35:17 Okay.

35:18 Jeremy's the goat.

35:19 I figured this out because of him.

35:21 Okay.

35:21 Where do we want?

35:22 We want beard to start down here.

35:25 Interesting.

35:26 Uhhuh.

35:27 Yes.

35:28 And then we want like a design by the nose

35:33 like where we can see see your nose a little bit.

35:37 There we go.

35:38 Yes.

35:38 Beautiful Jeremy.

35:39 Yes.

35:40 Pop off.

35:41 We start around ear and then expose the nose.

35:46 Yes.

35:47 There's no hiding Jeremy.

35:48 There's no What is this like sparse look everybody is going for?

35:54 But he wants it like thick around like the end.

35:57 I think I think he wants it like thickhams over there.

36:02 Oh no, Jeremy.

36:03 I'm so sorry.

36:06 Yeah.

36:07 Preston, look.

36:08 I'm a hair stylist now.

36:10 I'm quitting YouTube to do this.

36:12 How does it look?

36:14 Looks amazing.

36:15 Wow.

36:16 Oh my gosh.

36:16 I would pay so much money to not have that haircut.

36:19 He asked for this.

36:20 Look, this is my board.

36:22 He requested this.

36:25 I don't even know what what do I say?

36:27 This is nothing.

36:31 Wow.

36:30 That's just like that.

36:32 It's nothing like that.

36:34 It is.

36:35 It is.

36:35 I know you're jealous cuz I have a new found talent.

36:38 I'm so jealous that I'm going to leave

36:40 this room before Bri considers doing this to my hair.

36:44 Take that, Jeremy.

36:45 Take that.

36:48 Okay, Jeremy.

36:48 This better be a three star review.

36:50 You're my last customer for today.

36:52 I'm closing shop.

36:53 I'm sorry.

36:54 You're so cute and old.

36:55 Wait, hold on.

36:56 The old man needs coffee.

36:57 I can't I can't quit until he he needs this.

37:02 He's He's old.

37:03 He's tired.

37:05 Here we go.

37:09 Will I be cutting his hair today?

37:10 No.

37:11 But I couldn't let him down.

37:14 Okay, Jeremy.

37:16 Oh, you might be the worst looking customer I've had today.

37:19 Don't let him know I said that.

37:22 Oh, wait.

37:22 He liked his haircut.

37:24 Oh, two and a half.

37:26 I got a bronze medal.

37:28 You know what?

37:28 I'm not going to lie.

37:29 I think this is a pretty Oh my gosh, I almost got $40.

37:33 This is my best paycheck yet.

37:35 Pretty good score if I do say so myself.

37:39 All right, it's time to clean up shop.

37:43 Let me know if you'd let me cut your hair and make sure

37:45 you click one of the next videos before they disappear just like Jeremy did.

37:48 I hope he's okay.