The Pizza Delivery Psychic | Psych

0:02 That's because you don't understand how

0:03 protocol [music] works.

0:04 And you may have

0:05 gotten Guster in real trouble in there

0:07 dialing his cell phone.

0:08 At least [music] I did something.

0:09 Look, Sean, he is SWAT and he is good at

0:11 what he does.

0:12 I am fine with backing off

0:13 here.

0:13 He's SWAT.

0:14 He's SWAT.

0:15 That's your argument.

0:16 He's not calling Frell.

0:17 I get that you were concerned about Gus,

0:19 but I can assure you he's in capable

0:21 hands.

0:24 There's a woman over there.

0:28 Wait a minute.

0:29 I get what's [music]

0:30 happening here.

0:30 You do?

0:31 Yes, I do.

0:32 I'm sensing a relationship

0:34 here.

0:35 You are?

0:36 Yes.

0:36 You and Lunts.

0:37 There's a familial thing happening.

0:39 He's like an older

0:40 uncle.

0:40 What are you related to him?

0:41 Not yet.

0:43 Ambassador.

0:43 What?

0:43 He's psychic.

0:43 Shouldn't he know already?

0:44 No.

0:44 What?

0:44 What is he getting at?

0:45 It's nothing.

0:46 But I do know Cameron LZ.

0:48 Commander Cameron LZ.

0:51 Cameron?

0:51 Yes.

0:51 And he's not my uncle.

0:52 I met him at

0:53 a police district conference.

0:54 He asked me out.

0:55 We went on a few dates.

0:56 I like him.

0:57 Oh my [laughter] god.

0:58 You're dating this guy?

0:59 Ding ding ding.

1:00 Tell him what he want.

1:03 Ambassador.

1:04 Look, Sean.

1:05 I

1:06 don't Don't Don't worry.

1:06 It's fine, Jules.

1:08 Really?

1:08 Dare I say dandy?

1:10 Isn't that a word from his generation?

1:12 That's not fair.

1:13 And look, I was going

1:14 to talk to you about it earlier.

1:15 That's great.

1:15 It's It's really great.

1:17 Congratulations.

1:17 I'm so so happy for

1:19 you.

1:20 Now, if you'll excuse me, I I have

1:21 a best friend to save.

1:23 [music] Chief,

1:29 Elder Commanding Officer Lunts, [music]

1:31 you need to let me get involved here.

1:32 You need to let me scope things out.

1:34 Absolutely not.

1:35 You're not a trained

1:35 tactical officer, Spencer.

1:37 Are we positive he's even house trained?

1:39 Okay.

1:40 All right.

1:40 Maybe you and I got off

1:41 on the wrong foot.

1:42 And you know what?

1:42 You're correct.

1:43 I have had a few close

1:44 calls around the house recently, but I

1:46 can help you.

1:48 Oh, how's it?

1:48 What do you know about this guy other

1:50 than his name?

1:51 We know that he's a longtime customer of

1:53 this bank.

1:54 owed a huge load of back

1:55 taxes to the IRS.

1:56 Just had his house

1:57 foreclosed on and he's a middle child.

2:02 You know he's a middle child.

2:03 I can hear it in the tombra of his voice

2:05 and the fact that he doesn't use

2:07 contractions.

2:08 Yes.

2:09 Okay, fine.

2:10 What about everyone else in

2:11 the bank?

2:11 You send your guy in there and

2:13 what?

2:13 Maybe he gets you a guesstimate of

2:15 how many hostages there are.

2:16 I can walk into that bank.

2:17 I can psychically read

2:18 every single hostage and stubbins.

2:21 He's freaked out.

2:21 He won't talk to you.

2:22 He doesn't need to.

2:23 I can read his mind.

2:26 Can you read my mind right now?

2:27 Cuz it's sending [music] a very clear message

2:29 where I want you to be.

2:37 Sir,

2:40 sir,

2:40 do you think I'm stupid?

2:41 What are you talking about?

2:42 I can see what you were doing.

2:43 You are sending a cop in here with the pieces.

2:45 Good luck, Phil.

2:46 Calm down now.

2:46 That's just for everybody's safety.

2:48 That's all.

2:48 Well, it is not happening.

2:50 I'll bring them up there myself if you

2:51 like.

2:51 I do not think so.

2:52 You will send in a regular person.

2:55 Regular person.

2:56 Yes.

2:56 A regular person.

2:57 You will send in someone from behind

2:58 those barricades.

3:00 A regular person, not

3:01 a cop.

3:24 What the hell is he doing?

3:28 I wouldn't accept these if I were you.

3:31 Spencer, just put the pizzas down and walk away.

3:33 Get out of here.

3:34 Eight pies.

3:35 Four of them are vegetable.

3:36 Is this guy for real?

3:38 No pepperoni.

3:39 REALLY?

3:40 PLUS THE BLATANT DISREGARD and utter criminal lack of HAM

3:43 AND PINEAPPLE.

3:44 WHAT kind of good faith

3:45 negotiation is this?

3:46 I mean, this is a

3:47 hostage negotiation.

3:49 I DON'T CARE IF

3:50 YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WITH THE INGREDIENTS.

3:52 PUT THE PIZZAS DOWN AND WALK AWAY.

3:55 I won't let you ACCEPT THESE.

3:56 WALK AWAY.

3:57 THIS IS MY OPERATION.

3:59 GO GET IT.

4:00 GO GET HIM OUT OF IT.

4:00 SIR,

4:01 HE'S NOT GOING TO ACCEPT IT.

4:03 [screaming] SPENCER.

4:17 TERRIFIC.

4:16 Put those pizzas down right over there.

4:27 All right, Phil.

4:28 I am just as mad about

4:29 this as you are.

4:30 Why don't you let me go

4:31 out there and make [music] this right?

4:33 On the way back in, I'll have him throw

4:34 in a couple liters of oldfashioned root

4:36 beer and some sin stars.

4:38 They're like cinidads.

4:39 [music] They're just they're

4:39 they're pointy.

4:40 They're good, but they're not great, but I can get them

4:42 free of charge.

4:43 [music] I'll be right

4:44 back.

4:45 You're not going anywhere.

4:47 You just become my next hostage.

5:01 Why does it keep separating everybody?

5:03 Jules is dating an old SWAT guy.

5:07 We are in hostage situation.

5:08 Sean, you don't get that.

5:10 I do get it.

5:11 What I don't get is the

5:12 bulletproof vest over the shirt.

5:14 What is that?

5:14 I'm telling you, something's not right

5:16 with this guy.

5:17 And then he makes us take

5:18 our shoes off.

5:19 Who does that?

5:20 Why?

5:21 It's a way of containing people, you

5:23 know, slowing them down and whatnot.

5:25 So we can't run away when he starts

5:26 shooting this.

5:28 He's going to start

5:28 killing us off one by one.

5:30 Oh my god.

5:31 Would you please relax?

5:32 Clearly, I have a handle in the situation.

5:34 A handle?

5:35 A handle?

5:35 You mowed off to him

5:36 and got yourself taken hostage.

5:38 Of course I did.

5:39 That was my plan all

5:40 along.

5:40 You sweet dollop of spicy

5:41 goodness.

5:42 I had to get myself in there

5:43 so I could see what I'm dealing with.

5:48 I have this feeling that we are not

5:50 dealing with the person they think we

5:52 are.

5:52 Why would a bank robber keep his

5:54 safety on?

5:55 So, help me out.

5:57 Think what do you remember seeing the moment that

6:00 the robbery went down?

6:02 Features, noses, maybe a chin.

6:05 I did see a chin.

6:07 A beautiful one.

6:10 A glorious one.

6:14 There's a good chance she's over a

6:15 hundred.

6:15 Are you sure you thought this

6:16 through?

6:17 Not her, Sean.

6:18 Oh,

6:19 I've had a lot of time to think in here,

6:20 Sean.

6:21 And I've realized some things

6:22 about life.

6:24 It's been 2 hours.

6:26 Yes, but 2 hours hostage time.

6:28 Things happen fast in here, Sean.

6:30 Life is fleeting, and I need to live it.

6:34 I need to say the things I'm feeling and act on

6:36 those feelings before it's too late.

6:38 And so do you.

6:43 Okay, in other news,

6:45 Phil.

6:45 Phil, what are you what are you

6:47 doing?

6:47 You want to get YOURSELF SHOT?

6:51 WHAT?

6:50 SORRY.

6:50 NOTHING.

6:51 Our bad.

6:52 You just go back to your whole robbering thing.

6:54 I need to potty.

6:57 I'm I'm sorry.

6:58 I'm so I'm sorry

6:59 everyone.

7:00 I downed an Orange Julius

7:01 right before I was taken captive and it

7:03 it went right through me.

7:07 I need potty.

7:08 I I know my body.

7:10 I know my stomach.

7:12 This could get really ugly.

7:14 All right.

7:15 All right.

7:15 All right.

7:16 All right.

7:16 All right.

7:16 Don't anybody move.

7:17 I'm watching you.

7:18 I'm just going to be

7:18 right here.

7:19 Don't move.

7:22 You know I'm not really a regular

7:23 person, right, Phil?

7:26 What does that mean?

7:28 I tried once and failed.

7:29 I'm just too unique and interesting.

7:31 [music] The French call it du, which loosely

7:34 translated means of cheese.

7:36 The truth is I'm actually a psychic, a professional

7:39 one, and I am getting a major reading

7:42 [music] right in here.

7:44 You are.

7:46 There it goes again.

7:47 [music]

7:47 What?

7:47 What's it saying?

7:48 It's saying that you are a middle child.

7:52 Yes.

7:52 Yes, I am.

7:53 It is also saying [music] that you are

7:55 not a bank robber.

8:04 [snorts]

8:04 You know this?

8:05 Yes, very much so.

8:07 There is something else at play here, Phil.

8:09 Something nefarious and also evil.

8:12 Oh, good.

8:14 [panting] You do know.

8:16 I [laughter] can't keep up this reason

8:17 any longer.

8:19 Please.

8:19 How's my wife?

8:20 Your wife?

8:20 Yeah, she's scared.

8:21 Is she scared?

8:22 Uh,

8:24 yes, she is scared.

8:25 Oh my god, Joanna, I'm so sorry.

8:28 Can you Can you get a message to her?

8:33 Yes, I believe I can.

8:34 Yes.

8:35 Joanna.

8:36 Joanna, listen.

8:37 [music] Joanna, this morning I was confronted by

8:40 a man, I don't know who, and he told me

8:42 that he had kidnapped [music] you and

8:43 was holding you somewhere.

8:44 And if I didn't walk into this bank right then

8:46 and get him these [music] diamonds and

8:47 drop them in a mailbox down the road, he

8:49 was going to kill you.

8:51 I screwed up and I don't know how to get

8:54 out of this, honey.

8:55 I'm so sorry.

8:58 I know you know that [music] I'm not

9:01 telling the truth.

9:02 I know you know they

9:04 just don't have any [music] deception.

9:07 Learn how to bend.

9:08 Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the

9:12 end.