Johnny Knoxville & Bucket!! Who's A Good Guest?

0:00 Hey, Bucket.

0:02 What's Bucket's favorite place to be a pet?

0:03 She'll just walk up and just kind of just put her butt.

0:08 Come on.

0:12 Hey guys, welcome to Who's a Good Guest?

0:14 This is the show where I get to hang

0:15 out with big time celebrities like Johnny Knoxville.

0:17 You know him from Jackass, the host of the new Fear Factor,

0:21 and more importantly, we've got Bucket in the house.

0:23 The big star,

0:24 the true star of the show.

0:25 Is Bucket ready for her big day?

0:27 Every day is a big day for Bucket.

0:29 And I I just want to say to everyone on the set,

0:31 Bucket will probably be cancelled at some point.

0:34 She sticks her nose up everyone's sweet spot front and back.

0:38 Good to know.

0:38 We're going to get up close and personal with Bucket today.

0:48 All right, Johnny, we all know about you.

0:50 Tell me about Bucket, though.

0:51 What What do I need to know?

0:53 Well, Bucket's all about Bucket.

0:54 She's the highlight of every day.

0:56 Okay.

0:56 We just sit around and laugh at her all day long.

0:58 This is Bucket's world.

0:59 We're just living in it.

1:00 She makes some questionable choices.

1:01 I'll tell you that right now.

1:03 You're saying that?

1:04 Yeah.

1:04 Yeah.

1:05 Even I know her choices are questionable.

1:07 Oh my god.

1:08 Do we know precise age?

1:10 Do we know breed?

1:11 Yeah.

1:11 Three and a half.

1:12 She's uh a mix of varieties.

1:15 Shepherd, husky, boxer.

1:19 20% super mut.

1:21 That makes sense.

1:21 Yeah.

1:22 Yeah.

1:22 I mean, if you look at her, she reads junkyard dog or super mud.

1:27 If I see you out and about in the neighborhood walking,

1:29 Bucket, like, what's the vibe?

1:30 Are you pulling?

1:31 Is she pulling who's leading the way?

1:33 Uh, she's pretty good on walks and whatnot.

1:36 Emily's convinced that Bucket can solve crimes.

1:40 Sure.

1:39 They go on walks that wherever Bucket sniffs and wants to go,

1:42 they'll go and they end up in apartment complexes

1:44 that leave their gate unlocked and they're looking in doors.

1:48 Emily will send me pictures from different complexes.

1:51 I'm like, "Please don't get arrested with Bucket."

1:53 You want to take her off leash?

1:54 Let's see what she You want to play?

1:55 Come on, good girl.

1:56 Oh, here we go.

1:57 Oh, boy.

1:57 There you go.

1:58 Bucket, you want to brush your teeth?

2:01 You want to brush your teeth?

2:02 That will get her running every time.

2:05 So predictable.

2:06 What's the equivalent for you?

2:06 What would I have to say to have Johnny come running?

2:08 You want to have a drink?

2:10 I'm just as predictable.

2:12 There's a lot of crossover between me and Bucky.

2:14 Are those doggy DNA things?

2:16 I was trying to see if they're a scam.

2:20 So, I took it myself.

2:22 What?

2:22 You got your dog?

2:23 I put the I took the doggy DNA thing.

2:25 My I put put it in my jaw.

2:27 No, Johnny.

2:28 And sent it in.

2:29 The results came back inconclusive.

2:32 My breeding's worse than buckets.

2:34 I guarantee that.

2:36 Oh, you're so strong.

2:37 Well, she's a super mut.

2:38 Super mudun.

2:40 Hey, bucket fetch.

2:43 Oh, that's sorry.

2:46 Hey, Bucket, can I ask you a question?

2:52 There's that girl.

2:54 Oh, she's a good girl.

2:56 Johnny, you're being a good boy.

2:57 Bucket's being a good girl.

2:58 This is rare.

2:59 Enjoy it while either of us are good.

3:02 All right.

3:03 With a name like Bucket, it comes with a story.

3:04 What's the origin story of Bucket, Johnny?

3:06 Well, when we first got her, we had a carrier that she slept in overnight,

3:10 but the carrier was so big, like a room, so we wanted to cut down the size.

3:15 So, I put a bucket of baseballs in there,

3:18 and my wife Emily said we should call her bucket.

3:20 Do you only call her bucket or does she have any nicknames?

3:23 Um, Smelly, some uh Good Girl.

3:27 What What are some others?

3:29 I have to ask my wife everything because I

3:31 I've been hitting the head so much I can't remember.

3:34 Well, I call her Sugar Butt.

3:35 Sugar butt.

3:36 Yeah,

3:36 sugar butt.

3:36 This is Sugar Butt.

3:37 She's convinced Bucket's butt is made of sugar and her ears are made of cheese.

3:41 There's a lot of talk about Bucket at the house.

3:44 It's constant.

3:46 If I walk into your home, is it obvious who's ruling that home?

3:49 Like, is there Bucket inspired artwork?

3:51 Uh, well, my wife made me this shirt.

3:54 Free Bucket.

3:54 Free Bucket.

3:56 Come on.

3:57 Yeah.

3:57 So, where did you get Bucket?

3:59 Emily had sent me a picture that was on Mut Scouts.

4:03 They had found her in a trash can in Tijana outside of a veterinary clinic.

4:09 Emily is convinced that Bucket put herself in the trash can to, you know,

4:14 to market herself a little.

4:16 She had the big silly grin on her face and then they washed

4:19 her and then it was full like fro and it was really cute.

4:23 She said, "I love that trash dog." So it

4:26 was around Christmas so I arranged to get her.

4:29 I know Bucket was at the wedding,

4:30 so Bucket's really a part of the family, obviously.

4:33 I mean,

4:33 no, it all starts with Bucket.

4:35 You're like, get, don't get me wrong, it's Bucket and then me and my wife.

4:39 Yeah.

4:39 I mean, we're talking like What did we do before Bucket?

4:42 There was no pre-bucket.

4:43 What was life like?

4:44 It was It was I mean, we just sit around and watch her.

4:48 uh when we're watching uh a TV show and she's

4:51 not getting attention for the one moment in the day,

4:55 she'll just start going and growling at us and then we have

5:00 to like everyone has to get down on the floor and play with Bucket.

5:04 What do you think Bucket thinks you do for a living?

5:05 Does Bucket know your big time?

5:07 uh thinks that we uh are here to feed her and walk

5:11 her and play with her and pick up her poop,

5:14 which by the way, I don't want to brag, but it is spectacular.

5:17 When we first got her, it was a disaster.

5:21 Yeah.

5:20 Oh my god.

5:20 She was just pudding up and down the block.

5:24 Like you would drive up to our house and there

5:26 would be skid marks all up and down the road.

5:29 I said, "Wait, stay with us." She's upset cuz I was talking about her stool.

5:34 Do you imagine if Bucket could speak what her voice would be?

5:37 She actually makes the funniest sounds.

5:41 She's trying cuz all we do is talk to her all day.

5:45 Like I'll be in the front of the house and I'll think someone's over,

5:48 but no, it's just Emily talking to Bucket.

5:50 Some would you rathers for you, Johnny.

5:52 Would you rather have to greet everyone by sniffing

5:54 their butt or be required to lick their face hello?

5:57 I probably lick their face.

5:59 sniffing their butts a better answer, but just the reality of it.

6:04 Yeah.

6:04 When you walked in here, that's how you said hello to me.

6:05 I

6:06 humped your leg.

6:08 Would you rather wear the cone of shame or little dog booties all the time?

6:11 Oh man, the cone of shame's a pretty good look for for a fella.

6:15 Probably the cone of shame.

6:17 Would you rather be able to lick your own privates or have 8 to 10 nipples?

6:20 Oh my god.

6:20 If I could lick my own privates, I've thought about this.

6:24 I would weigh about 400 lb and never leave the house.

6:27 Would you rather be overcome with an irresistible urge

6:29 to hump a stranger's leg or bite a stranger's leg?

6:32 That's my battle all day long.

6:35 Welcome to my world.

6:37 You see somebody, what do I do?

6:40 He's going to get it.

6:41 He's going to get it.

6:42 I do have that with uh if I'm driving

6:45 down the street and I see a worker or someone.

6:49 Sorry.

6:49 Sorry.

6:50 And if I see a guy holding a sign or fixing a sign,

6:52 I'm like, "That guy's screaming for a nutshot." I would never do it.

6:56 No.

6:56 But I always thank it.

6:59 Like all our camera guys film like this.

7:01 Yeah, I would imagine.

7:02 So I kind of feel disrespected by these camera

7:05 guys and no one's covering their nuts.

7:07 They're too trusting.

7:07 Guess I haven't earned their respect.

7:10 Every dog owner I feel like has a dream business inspired by their dog.

7:13 Johnny, what would be the bucket inspired dog product or business?

7:16 Oh, good.

7:17 Because like when we're on walks with Bucket and she goes big bathroom.

7:23 That's what Yeah.

7:24 I've noticed that when she does it on dirt,

7:28 like when you pick it up, it's like poop was never there.

7:32 You know, you pick it up on grass and sometimes a little

7:34 gets on the grass and but on dirt, you never see it.

7:38 So, I was going to invent this thing

7:40 that attaches to her back and as she squats,

7:44 a little dirt goes down and then she poops on that dirt.

7:51 Yes.

7:50 And then I just pick it up and it never happened.

7:53 You can do it on carpet.

7:54 You can put the dirt on your carpet and just

7:56 vacuum it up and let them poop right there.

7:57 It's like a classy pooping thing.

7:59 It takes away the poop a little bit out of the equation.

8:01 Yeah.

8:01 Yeah.

8:01 It's a million dollar idea.

8:03 I can't believe I'm sharing it.

8:04 You can retire from fear factor from everything.

8:07 This is going to be a new business.

8:08 Yeah, maybe.

8:08 Uh, no jackass movie.

8:10 Do you have a name for the dream business?

8:11 If you love ice cream, like I love ice cream, this makes no sense.

8:16 You'll love the doodoo dirt master.

8:21 So, we we do something here, Johnny, called doggy doodoo or doggy don'ts.

8:24 I'm going to ask you a question.

8:25 Is this a doggy doo doo or doggy don't don't.

8:27 You ready?

8:29 Yep.

8:29 Feed your dog from the table.

8:31 Do or don't don't.

8:32 Well, it's a don't don't.

8:33 But at our house, we do.

8:36 Dress your dog in human clothing.

8:38 Oh my god, we have so many.

8:39 She has so many outfits.

8:41 That's a doo.

8:42 Major doodoo.

8:43 Whenever she has to wear shoes, she just cannot figure out how to navigate them.

8:47 She's walking, but it's like she's walking and on a super sticky surface.

8:51 So, it's like she's pulling her feet.

8:53 It's just embarrassing and it's wonderful.

8:55 Doggy Doo do or don't Instagram account.

8:57 Yes.

8:57 Bucket.

8:58 Biz micro influencer.

9:02 Let your dog into the bed.

9:03 Sleep under the covers.

9:04 Do or don't.

9:05 Okay.

9:06 She sleeps with us, but uh I'm allergic so she can't

9:10 Wait, you're allergic to bucket?

9:11 What do you mean?

9:12 I'm allergic to almost everything.

9:14 I just wash my hands a lot.

9:17 Kiss your dog on the mouth.

9:18 Doo doo or no?

9:19 I think I've done it while I'm here.

9:20 Doodoo.

9:21 Like we we'll like share popsicles with her.

9:24 No boundaries.

9:24 There's no boundaries in our house.

9:27 Take your dog into a restaurant.

9:29 Probably a don't don't but we'll probably end up doing it.

9:33 Uh celebrate your dog's birthday or gotcha day.

9:35 Do you do that?

9:36 Oh my god.

9:37 Birthday cake, hats, everything for bucket.

9:40 Halloween costume.

9:41 Do or don't.

9:42 Have you dressed her up for Halloween?

9:43 My wife is a costume designer, so she makes outfits for buckets.

9:48 Doo doo.

9:49 Finally.

9:50 Calling your dog a fur baby.

9:52 A fur baby.

9:53 That sounds so perverted.

9:56 Is that a don't?

9:57 Yeah, probably a don't do.

9:58 My little fur baby.

10:01 I had a good time.

10:02 Did Bucket have a good time?

10:03 Oh, Bucket had a flaming ball.

10:05 We all had fun.

10:06 Bucket, you're superstar.

10:08 Okay.

10:08 Who's a good boy?

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10:17 We thank Bark and we thank you guys for checking out our show.

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