Invasion of the ROBOTS | Doctor Who Night
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1:01 robot.
1:11 Now we're getting somewhere.
1:13 Oh, it's a robot.
1:17 That is a robot.
1:20 That is not a disappointing robot.
1:30 Extruding them through a flat hydrogen base.
1:31 So they've got the end result.
1:33 Huon particles in liquid form.
1:36 And that's what's inside me.
1:43 Oh my god.
1:46 genius.
1:48 Cuz the particles are inert.
1:50 They need something living to catalyze inside.
1:51 And that's you.
1:53 Saturate the body and then the wedding.
1:57 YES, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED.
1:58 THAT'S IT.
1:58 IT'S BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
1:59 Walking down the aisle.
2:00 Oh, your body's a battleground.
2:01 It's a chemical war inside.
2:03 Adrenaline, THE ACETAL COLINE.
2:04 WHAM!
2:05 GO THE ENDORPHINS.
2:06 OH, YOU'RE COOKING.
2:07 YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE A WALKING OVEN,
2:08 a pressure cooker, a microwave, all turnurning away.
2:09 The bottles reach boiling point.
2:11 Shazam!
2:13 What did I do this time?
2:15 Are you enjoying this?
2:20 Right.
2:20 Just tell me these particles.
2:23 Are they dangerous?
2:24 Am I safe?
2:26 Yes.
2:30 Doctor, if your lot got rid of human particles, why did they do that?
2:38 Because they were deadly.
2:41 Oh my god.
2:42 I'll sort her out on her.
2:44 Whatever's been done to you, I'll reverse it.
2:45 I am not about to lose someone else.
2:50 Oh, she is long since lost.
2:57 I have waited so long, hibernating at the edge of the universe,
3:04 until the secret heart was uncovered and called out to awaken me.
3:19 Someone's been digging.
3:23 Oh, very torchwood.
3:24 Drilled by laser.
3:26 Far down does it go
3:28 down and down all the way to the center of the earth.
3:35 Really?
3:35 Seriously?
3:35 What for?
3:38 Dinosaurs.
3:39 What?
3:39 Dinosaurs?
3:40 What are
3:40 you on about dinosaurs?
3:41 That film Under the Earth with dinosaurs trying to help.
3:44 That's not helping.
3:46 Such a sweet couple.
3:49 Only a madman talks to thin air.
3:50 And trust me, you don't want to make me mad.
3:52 Where are you?
3:54 High in the sky.
3:57 Floating so high on Christmas night.
4:02 I didn't come all this way to talk on the intercom.
4:05 COME ON, LET'S have a LOOK AT YOU.
4:07 WHO ARE YOU WITH SUCH COMMAND?
4:10 I'm the doctor.
4:12 Prepare your best medicines, Dr.
4:14 Man, for you will be sick at heart.
4:26 Ragnos.
4:29 That's impossible.
4:30 You're one of the Ragnos.
4:31 Empress of the Ragnos.
4:41 If you're the Empress, where's the rest of the Raknos?
4:44 Or are you the only one?
4:47 Such a sharp mind.
4:51 That's it.
4:51 The last of your kind.
4:52 The Ratnos come from the dark times billions of years ago.
4:55 Billions.
4:55 They were carnivores.
4:56 Omnivores.
4:57 They devoured whole planets.
5:01 Rach starving.
5:01 Is that our fault?
5:04 They eat people.
5:07 HC Clemens.
5:08 Did he wear those those um black and white shoes?
5:11 He did.
5:11 We used to laugh.
5:12 We used to call him the fat cat and spats.
5:46 This is the oak tree.
5:47 This is where we landed.
5:49 Well, it's not here now, is it?
5:53 It's not programmed to autooperate.
5:57 It's a fail safe.
5:59 Unless
6:00 Unless what, doctor?
6:03 Of course I You still got a TARDIS key, haven't you?
6:08 I must have lost it.
6:12 I haven't lost it.
6:13 You never had it.
6:15 Sarah came here, turned the key in the lock, and cancelled the port control.
6:20 The town has continued on its set coordinates back to Earth.
6:23 I don't understand.
6:24 Yes, you do.
6:24 This isn't Earth.
6:27 This isn't real wood.
6:29 It's some kind of artificial material like plastic.
6:31 These are not real trees.
6:33 And you're not the real Sarah.
6:37 Get back, doctor.
6:38 I knew at once.
6:39 You see, the real Sarah wasn't wearing a scarf.
6:43 What have you done with Sarah?
6:45 Where is the real Sarah?
7:01 Unexpected visitor, welcome.
7:04 Please seek assistance.
7:06 Hello.
7:07 Hey.
7:07 O wait.
7:14 You are carrying unregistered bacteria.
7:16 Please let me help you.
7:21 No, I'm not from this world.
7:23 Your medicine will kill me.
7:25 Statement rejected.
7:27 Do not be alarmed.
7:29 This is a kindness.
7:31 NO, NO, PLEASE.
7:32 I hate needles.
7:34 Secondary delivery system engaged.
7:43 Unauthorized infection on checkin version 23.
7:56 Unauthorized resident detected.
8:04 This is a kindness.
8:06 Do not be alarmed.
8:08 This is a kindness.
8:25 Unauthorized resident detected.
8:27 Unauthorized resident detected.
8:32 This is a kindness.
8:34 Do not be alarmed.
8:36 This is a kindness in the contest for the Golden Arrow.
8:48 After 10 rounds, the battle is betw twixed.
8:53 Our Lord Sheriff
8:57 and the stranger known as Tom the Tinker.
9:02 Perhaps not such a stranger after all.
9:07 Take your places.
9:17 Shall we make the contest a little more interesting?
9:20 My lord, targets seem a little close.
9:23 What say you?
9:24 Another 20 paces?
9:25 Why not?
9:45 Now take let us seek thy true face.
10:01 He dance.
10:03 He has split the arrow.
10:05 Truly, he is the finest archer in all England.
10:10 Come forward, Tinker, and claim your prize.
10:24 He's full of surprises, isn't he?
10:26 I'm the doctor.
10:28 My skills as the Bowman speak for themselves.
10:30 I claim my reward.
10:36 Amir Bull.
10:40 I want something else.
10:42 Name it.
10:43 Enlightenment.
11:04 This is getting silly.
11:15 Fascinating.
11:14 SEES HIM.
11:19 WHAT DO YOU DO?
11:20 PUT THAT DOWN.
11:21 I'm fine.
11:21 I'll take your seven versus full taekwondo.
11:23 Don't worry, doctor.
11:24 I'll save you.
11:25 I don't need saving.
11:26 Your honor is safe.
11:27 I know.
11:27 For I I'm Robin.
11:30 really robot.
11:50 Now we're getting somewhere.
11:52 Take them to the rest.
11:57 Kill them all.
12:07 He surrenders.
12:08 What?
12:09 I you miserable.
12:11 I had them on the run.
12:12 Flee, lads.
12:14 Flee.
12:14 Live to fight another day.
12:18 To the dungeons with all of them.
12:21 What are you up to?
12:22 Quickest way to find out anybody's plans.
12:24 Get yourself captured.
12:28 Really, doctor?
12:29 A motorbike?
12:30 It hardly seems like you.
12:32 I rode this in the antigraph Olympics 2074.
12:36 I came last.
12:38 The building is in lockdown.
12:39 I'm afraid you're not coming in.
12:41 Did you even hear the word antigra?
12:53 Seriously, he can do that.
12:54 He can really actually do that.
12:57 Oh dear Lord.
13:13 I think that was your office.
13:16 Excuse me.
13:17 I believe someone to see me.
13:27 Do come in.
13:30 Download her.
13:31 Sorry about the draft.
13:33 Download her back into her body right now.
13:36 I can't.
13:37 Yes, she can.
13:39 She's a fully integrated part of the data cloud now.
13:43 She can't be separated.
13:44 Then download the entire cloud.
13:45 Everyone you've trapped in there.
13:47 You realize what would happen?
13:48 Yes.
13:49 Those still with bodies to go home to would be free.
13:52 A tiny number.
13:53 Most would simply die.
13:55 They'd be released from a living hell.
13:59 It's the best you can do for them.
14:00 So, give the order.
14:02 And why would I do that?
14:03 Cuz I'm going to motivate you.
14:07 Any second now.
14:10 You ridiculous man.
14:12 Why did you even come here?
14:13 Whatever for
14:14 I didn't.
14:16 What?
14:15 I'm still in the cafe.
14:17 I'm finishing my coffee.
14:19 Lovely spot.
14:21 What you talking about?
14:21 You hack people, but me.
14:24 I'm oldfashioned.
14:28 I hack technology.
14:30 Here's your motivation.
14:50 Put me back.
14:51 Put me back.
14:53 WHERE AM I?
14:54 DOWNLOAD ME AT ONCE.
14:56 That is an order.
14:58 That is an order.
15:02 But she's fully integrated now.
15:04 We have to download the entire cloud.
15:06 We can't do that.
15:08 No, we can't.
15:12 You are me.
15:35 Do what she says.
16:15 First of all, we need to find our way to the TARDIS.
16:18 DON'T let me go.
16:46 Harry.
16:50 Harry, where are you?
16:55 Harry, Sam, She has been taken from me.
17:37 I reckon we've lost him.
17:38 No, HE WENT THIS WAY.
17:39 HE WOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN, STEVE.
17:41 FINE.
17:57 Ever heard of the Daleks?
17:59 Remember them?
18:00 They had a name for our friend.
18:02 They had myths about him and a name.
18:05 They called him THE
18:10 They could have the They called him the have begged four more.
18:16 I could have spread my wings and done a Have you met the French?
18:23 My god, they know how to party.
18:25 Oh, look at what the cat dragged in.
18:27 The oncoming storm.
18:29 You sound just like your mother.
18:30 What have you been doing?
18:31 Where have you been?
18:32 Well, among other things,
18:34 I think I just invented the banana daquiri a couple of centuries earlier.
18:38 Do you know they'd never even seen a banana before?
18:41 Always take a banana to a party.
18:43 Rose, bananas are good.
18:45 Oh, brilliant.
18:48 It's you.
18:50 You're my favorite.
18:51 You are.
18:52 You are the best.
18:53 You know why?
18:54 Cuz you're so thick.
18:57 You're Mr.
18:58 Thick thick thickety thick face from thick town.
19:01 Thickenia.
19:03 And so's your dad.
19:06 Thank you.
19:07 John Francis Vader.
19:10 Hello, I'm John Francis Veter, deceased.
19:13 Apologies for your loss.
19:15 Oh, voice activated.
19:17 These are my mortal remains.
19:18 At your convenience, please return them to my parents,
19:21 Agnes and Melissant Vader.
19:24 Address will be supplied on request.
19:26 Hey, John.
19:26 Am I talking to an AI?
19:28 I'm an approximate AI reconstruction of the deceased John Vader.
19:32 Signature elements of my former personality
19:34 have been incorporated into this interface.
19:37 Kiss.
19:37 Kiss.
19:39 What happened to you, John?
19:40 I was humanely terminated on the discovery of the fatal condition.
19:44 Blindness.
19:45 Blindness isn't fatal.
19:47 You literally just said that to a dead blind guy.
19:50 Who terminated you, John?
19:52 I was spared further suffering by a villard automated ambulance unit.
19:56 My recovery was estimated as beyond
19:59 acceptable parameters for a conflict as budgeted.
20:02 Sorry.
20:03 Killed by an ambulance.
20:05 Life is cheap.
20:06 Patients are expensive.
20:08 The Vanguard algorithm.
20:10 The what?
20:11 Valanguard battle products are fitted with AI.
20:13 The algorithm maintains a fighting force
20:15 at just above the acceptable number of casualties.
20:18 Keeps you fighting, keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
20:20 Medical services optimize the casualty rate for continued conflict.
20:25 War is business and business is booming.
20:31 Good to meet you, John.
20:33 Kiss kiss.
20:33 Daddy,
20:37 is my daddy there?
20:38 I heard him.
20:44 Hello.
20:44 Hello up there.
20:45 You okay?
20:47 You need help?
20:49 I'm looking for my daddy.
20:53 How did you Why did you come here?
20:57 He sent me a message.
20:58 I can read a geostamp.
21:00 Where is he?
21:00 Where's my daddy?
21:01 I heard him.
21:02 Shouldn't you be talked up in bed?
21:05 What's a little kid like you doing out in a nasty war like this?
21:09 My dad got special permission to bring me.
21:14 Oh, that's good, isn't it?
21:16 Cuz my mommy got gathered up.
21:21 She got what?
21:23 Get gathered.
21:24 She got gathered up by God.
21:25 He loved her so much that he gathered her up early
21:27 so she can be in heaven with him like an angel.
21:31 We'll see you again one day, Daddy explained.
21:36 Where is Daddy?
21:46 No to open fire.
21:47 She may find a chance to get clear.
21:50 Stay here.
21:54 He's going to attack, sir.
21:55 Should we pull back?
21:58 Of course, the very thing I think just
22:06 for once we're not going to need the Damn.
22:26 Heat.
22:32 Heat.
22:46 Heat.
22:54 Follow me and hold your fire till order.
23:30 You will be safe.
23:32 See how I deal with our enemies.
23:43 Out of the line of fire.
23:45 Launch on grenades.
23:46 Smith.
23:47 Get down here quickly with a launcher.
23:55 Fire.
24:18 RIGHT.
24:19 PULL BACK.
24:20 HEAT.
24:33 HEAT.
24:58 HEAT.
25:05 HEAT.
25:28 Curiouser and curious, said Alice.
25:32 Exactly.
25:41 What's the hold up?
25:42 Mr.
25:43 Jelico is checking over the circuits.
25:45 Why is he taking so long?
25:47 He must be sure that everything is safe.
25:49 Safe?
26:03 Stop.
26:07 Uh, it's very impressive, but what's it for?
26:11 Ask it.
26:12 It's voice controlled.
26:16 What do you do?
26:19 Insufficient data.
26:21 Please be more specific.
26:24 It has a terribly literal mind.
26:26 Um, what is your purpose?
26:28 Your function.
26:29 I am experimental prototype robot K1.
26:33 My eventual purpose is to replace the human
26:37 being in a variety of difficult and dangerous tasks.
26:42 Tasks for which I am programmed are mining operations of all kinds.
26:48 Operations involving radioactive materials.
26:53 Terminate.
26:53 Would go on for hours.
26:55 Why all the mystery?
26:57 Why didn't you just show him to me when I first came?
26:59 My dear Miss Smith, why should we?
27:02 You were a privileged visitor here.
27:05 You abused that privilege to pry into matters on the secret list.
27:08 You're right.
27:09 Of course.
27:09 I'm sorry.
27:10 Not a bit of it.
27:11 You were simply following the instincts of a good journalist.
27:14 And now, if you've seen enough, uh, it isn't dangerous, is it?
27:18 Of course not.
27:20 Why should it be?
27:21 Well, it it just struck me that it could be
27:22 a very powerful weapon if it got into the wrong hands.
27:25 It could be misused like this.
27:28 You mean this girl is an intruder and a spy?
27:36 She must not leave here alive.
27:39 Destroy her.
27:48 Destroy her.
27:51 I cannot obey.
27:53 This order conflicts with my prime directive.
27:57 You must obey.
27:58 You are programmed to obey.
28:02 I must obey.
28:04 I cannot obey.
28:07 I must dominate that.
28:16 Um, another of your little jokes.
28:18 A practical demonstration.
28:20 You must admit it was a convincing one.
28:22 Prime directive.
28:23 You see, it's built into the robot's very being
28:25 that it must serve humanity and never harm it.
28:28 That was a cruel thing to do.
28:30 Found her.
28:31 Floor 407.
28:33 Oh my god, she's live for the android.
28:34 You can't get her out of there.
28:36 Rodri, in literature, the author of Lucky was Jackie who?
28:42 Stuart.
28:41 No.
28:41 The correct answer is Corins.
28:44 Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the ice galaxy is the face of what?
28:49 B.
28:49 The face of B.
28:54 That is the correct answer.
28:59 Come on.
29:00 Come on.
29:02 Rodri, in history, who was the president of the Red Velvets?
29:08 Hushbinframe.
29:07 That is the correct answer.
29:09 Rose, in food, the dish gapperbeck originated on which planet?
29:18 Um, is it Mars.
29:24 Nope.
29:24 The correct answer is Lucifer.
29:33 Rodri, which a measurement of length is said to have been defined
29:36 by the Emperor Jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip?
29:42 Would that be a gothful?
29:44 No.
29:44 Correct answer is a pub.
29:46 Rose in fashion.
29:48 Stella pot paint is famous for what?
29:56 Shoes.
29:56 The correct answer is hats.
29:58 Rodri, which one is it?
30:01 I may have
30:03 Sam Hazel Dean.
30:05 No, the correct answer is Stand back.
30:08 Let me blast it open your combination.
30:10 rose in history which Icelandic city hosted murder spree 20 rec.
30:29 No, the correct answer is polo ventura.
30:37 Oh my god, I've done it.
30:39 You've lost.
30:42 Come on.
30:42 Come on.
30:44 But I'm not meant to be here.
30:47 I need to find the doctor.
30:51 You couldn't just leave me.
30:52 Thank you.
30:52 Thank you so much.
30:54 This game is illegal.
30:55 I'm telling you to stop.
30:57 Stop this game.
30:58 I owe you to stop this game.
31:02 Stop the Android.
31:09 What the hell did you do?
31:16 You killed her.
31:16 I don't even think about his money.
31:18 Back off.
31:19 Back off.
31:22 I need security.
31:23 I need it here right now.
31:25 Is this Don't you touch him.
31:27 Leave him alone.
31:29 Then we can all have to If you killed her, your stupid freaking game show.
31:36 Sir, I'm arresting you under private legislation 16 of the game station.
31:51 You will be destroyed.
31:53 Destroy me then.
31:54 And if you don't, then I'm not going
31:56 to believe a single threat you make from now on.
32:00 Of course, if if I'm dead, then I can't tell you where the other one went.
32:04 And you need to keep this place down here a secret.
32:08 Don't you start with your final sanction.
32:13 You got nowhere to go but backwards.
32:20 Humans feel pain.
32:22 Bigger threat to smaller threat.
32:23 See what I mean?
32:24 Backwards.
32:27 The information can be extracted by means of your suffering.
32:32 Oh, you're trying to scare me.
32:33 Oh, cuz I'm already bloody terrified of dying.
32:36 And I'll endure a lot of pain for a very long
32:39 time before I give up the information that's keeping me alive.
32:41 How long have you got?
32:52 All you can offer me is my life.
32:53 What you can't do is threaten it.
32:55 You can negotiate.
32:59 Okay.
33:00 Okay.
33:00 Okay.
33:00 Okay.
33:01 Yes.
33:01 Yes.
33:02 Yes.
33:02 I am crying.
33:03 And it's just because I am very frightened of you.
33:07 And if you know anything about human beings,
33:09 that means you you're in a lot of trouble.
33:14 We will not negotiate.
33:16 You're not going to kill us, are you, Rusty?
33:19 Who are you calling Rusty?
33:21 Have you seen yourself lately?
33:22 You try being on this ship for two millennia.
33:24 See how your paperwork does.
33:26 Don't listen to him.
33:27 He's just being mean cuz we captured him.
33:31 Oh my goodness.
33:32 Whoa.
33:35 Her before.
33:36 Don't panic.
33:37 Triceratops.
33:39 Beautiful.
33:40 Uh, shall I shoot it?
33:42 We're not supposed to shoot the creature, stupid.
33:44 Stop calling me stupid.
33:45 R yourself.
33:47 Hello, cutie bite.
33:50 Who's a lovely pricey then, eh?
33:52 Yes, you are.
33:54 Yes, you are.
33:56 What do I do?
33:56 What do I do?
33:59 What you doing?
34:04 You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you, Brian?
34:08 Only my balls.
34:10 I'm sorry.
34:11 Golf balls.
34:12 Grassy residue.
34:13 What are you carrying those around for?
34:23 Oh, bless.
34:24 Get it away from me.
34:28 Heat.
34:30 Heat.
35:16 I can't say I share your taste in entertainment.
35:20 It is not as it seems.
35:52 Woo!
36:21 So That's what they do in here.
36:25 Bring the children to me.
36:39 So, you were right.
36:41 Four visits every 4,000 years or so.
36:44 No, the first visit was over 35,000 years ago when Kokuchi was taken.
36:48 It took 20,000 years for the Abankans to reach Earth.
36:51 Monikers doubled the speed of the ship on every subsequent visit.
36:55 So you last left Obanka 1250 years ago.
36:58 How can organic life endure that long?
37:01 The only organic life aboard is in the floral chamber.
37:09 This compound is not me.
37:33 This is me.
37:39 Okay.
37:38 Okay.
37:39 I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife.
37:43 I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.
37:45 How can we be in here?
37:47 Um,
37:48 how do we fit?
37:50 Miniaturization, Ray.
37:51 How would you know that?
37:52 Well, there was a ray and we were miniaturaturized.
37:59 Welcome.
38:00 You are unauthorized.
38:01 Your death will now be implemented.
38:04 Um, what's that?
38:05 Uh, I don't know.
38:06 It's in your head.
38:07 Please remain calm while your life is terminated.
38:10 We come in peace.
38:11 When does that ever work?
38:12 SHUT UP.
38:13 PLEASE cooperate in your officially sanctioned termination.
38:16 It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.
38:19 Stop.
38:20 All right, Sonic.
38:21 I don't know.
38:22 Okay, psychic interface.
38:22 Just point and think.
38:23 I know what we'll do.
38:24 I THINK I DON'T KNOW.
38:28 It's okay.
38:29 Stay still and don't move.
38:32 Privileges activated.
38:34 See?
38:35 Activated.
38:36 You are authorized.
38:37 Your existence will continue.
38:39 You can put your hands down.
38:42 This is Justice Department vehicle 6018.
38:45 You're not guilty of anything.
38:48 Welcome aboard the test selector.
38:50 I might take the age down a little, just gradually to freak people out.
38:57 You killed the doctor.
38:58 Oh, yes, I know, dear.
39:00 You're not going to keep on about it.
39:03 Oo, regeneration.
39:05 It's a whole new coloring to work with.
39:10 You killed the doctor on the orders of the movement
39:13 known as the silence and academy of the question.
39:16 You accept and know this to be true.
39:18 Quite honestly, I don't really remember.
39:19 It was all a bit of a jumble.
39:25 Get off me.
39:27 Sorry.
39:27 Did you say she killed the doctor?
39:30 The doctor?
39:37 Doctor who?
39:38 You said he was dying.
39:40 He is.
39:41 When you're done here, your memories will be wiped and you'll be able to Doctor,
39:45 you're dying.
39:47 Haven't you stopped to change?
39:49 Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any.
39:52 Time is not the boss of you.
39:54 Rule 408.
39:56 Amelia Pond, judgment, death machine.
39:58 Why am I not surprised?
40:01 Sonic Kane.
40:02 Are you serious?
40:04 Never knowingly.
40:05 Never knowingly be serious.
40:08 Rule 27.
40:08 You might want to write these down.
40:11 Oh, it's a robot with 423 life signs inside.
40:17 A robot worked by tiny people.
40:20 Love it.
40:21 But how did you all get in there, though?
40:23 Bigger on the inside?
40:25 No.
40:26 Basic miniaturization sustained by a compression field.
40:30 Watch what you eat.
40:31 It'll get you every time.
40:33 Amy, if you and Rory are okay, signal me.
40:40 Thanking you.
40:42 Why'd you do that?
40:45 I'm so sorry.
40:47 Leg went to sleep.
40:48 Just had a quick left leg power nap.
40:50 I forgot I had one scheduled.
40:52 Actually, better it now.
40:54 I think I heard the right one yawning.
40:59 DON'T YOU TOUCH HER.
41:00 DO NOT HARM HER IN ANY WAY.
41:03 OH, why would you occur?
41:06 She's the woman who killed you.
41:10 I'm not dead.
41:20 Look out.
42:00 All right.
42:42 Okay, that's scary.
42:44 You're scared of a broken clock?
42:46 Just a bit scared?
42:47 Yeah, just a little tiny bit.
42:48 Cuz you see, if this clock's broken and it's
42:51 the only clock in the room, then what's that?
42:58 Cuz you see that's not a clock.
43:03 You can tell by the resonance.
43:05 Too big.
43:09 6 ft.
43:09 I'd say size of a man.
43:13 What is it?
43:15 Now let's think.
43:17 If you were a thing that ticked and you were hiding in someone's bedroom,
43:19 first thing you do, break the clock.
43:20 No one notices the sound of one clock ticking, but two.
43:26 You might start to wonder if you're really alone.
43:32 Stay on the bed.
43:33 Lie in the middle.
43:35 Don't put your hands or feet over the edge.
44:02 Renad, don't look round.
44:07 You stay exactly where you are.
44:13 Professor Kettlewell.
44:15 Yes, this is the doctor.
44:17 Doctor, you've got to help me.
44:19 The robot has come to my house.
44:21 I've got him hidden, but he's very unstable.
44:23 I may not be able to control him.
44:25 We must keep him out of the hands of those think tank people.
44:27 They've driven him almost insane.
44:29 Yes, at my house.
44:32 I I I'll be waiting at the gate.
45:09 Oh, I like that.
45:11 What is it?
45:11 That's promotion, Mr.
45:12 W.
45:13 W what?
45:14 Warrant officer.
45:15 You see, technically speaking,
45:16 the bridge should have a major and a captain under him.
45:18 The unit budget won't run to it, so they uh settled on promoting me.
45:22 Congratulations.
45:23 About time, too.
45:24 Thank you,
45:25 doctor.
45:25 I want to see those SRS people.
45:30 Oh, Sarah.
45:33 Professor Kettlewell tells me that he has the robot hidden at his house.
45:36 Gone to meet him.
45:37 P.S., it is of course possible that this message is a trap.
45:41 If it is, I can deal with it.
45:43 P.
45:43 P.S., Yes, I'm leaving this note in case I can't.
45:46 Oh, the idiot.
45:47 He thinks it can cope with anything.
45:48 Right, we better get after him.
45:49 I'll get some.
45:50 Wait for us.
45:51 We'll go together.
45:54 Professor Kettlewell.
46:00 Professor Kettlewell.
46:12 Professor You are the doctor.
46:25 How do you do?
46:26 I've been so looking forward to meeting you.
46:28 Please confirm your identity.
46:30 There must be no mistake.
46:33 You are the doctor.
46:35 Yes.
46:35 Yes, of course.
46:36 You are an enemy of the human race.
46:39 I must destroy you.
46:42 Please do not resist.
46:44 I do not wish to cause you unnecessary pain.
46:50 I beg to you.
47:15 Prime directive.
47:17 What is your prime directive?
47:19 I must serve humanity and never harm it.
47:23 Then you mustn't harm me.
47:24 I'm a friend of humanity.
47:26 No, you are an enemy.
47:28 You must be destroyed.
47:58 stronger.
48:00 Stronger.
48:15 So, where is everyone?
48:17 Don't tell me we've come halfway across the universe and they've all gone out.
48:21 Should have texted first or something.
48:28 What's that?
48:31 That is a robot.
48:33 That is not a disappointing robot.
48:37 Technically, this isn't a robot at all.
48:39 The tiny little things, those are the robots.
48:42 This is the interface with them.
48:43 Does it speak?
48:45 Well, we understand it.
48:46 Well, it depends upon what aspect of your language
48:49 has survived over so many thousands of years.
48:53 Emoji.
48:53 It speaks emoji.
48:54 Of course it does.
48:57 A, it's cute.
49:03 What's
49:05 that?
49:04 Blank patches.
49:09 Oh, yours is in blank.
49:10 He's got a face on the back.
49:11 Yours, too.
49:17 Interesting.
49:17 It's never on the side that you're looking at.
49:21 What's it doing now?
49:22 What What face is it making?
49:23 I'm sort of puzzled me.
49:28 Same.
49:28 Do you know what I think?
49:30 I think that this is some kind of a mood indicator.
49:33 But you're never allowed to see your own mood.
49:36 Makes sense.
49:37 Does it?
49:37 While seeing your own mood might affect your own mood.
49:40 It's like a feedback loop interfering with the information being collected.
49:45 Like a scale weighing itself.
49:47 But who's collecting the data?
49:50 It's the big question.
49:51 So, what do we do then?
49:52 What if that badge yours then?
49:56 What?
49:57 Where's Where's it go?
49:58 Oh, he's on your back.
50:03 Oh, yours, too.
50:06 So, everyone you walk past can see what you're thinking.
50:08 What if you really fancy someone?
50:10 Well, I suppose it means that you have to maintain eye contact with Oh,
50:14 that's brilliant.
50:16 Welcome to the future.
50:23 Emojis, wearable communications.
50:25 We're in the utopia of Vacuous teams.
50:30 You got to get across right now.
50:34 What are we going to do without him?
50:37 DOCTOR, THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
50:39 Just think, what would he want?
50:40 Eh, I don't want nothing.
50:42 He's dead.
50:45 DOCTOR, I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.
50:47 WE NEED THE WORING KEY THING OF YOURS.
50:49 I CAN'T LEAVE HER.
50:50 SHE'LL GET US ALL KILLED IF WE CAN'T GET OUT.
50:58 MRS.
50:58 ANHOV, I am coming back for you.
51:00 All right, don't go sparking with me.
51:12 Keep going.
51:28 It's just seconds.
51:29 Keep going.
51:36 They've stopped.
51:38 Gone away.
51:39 Why would they give up?
51:42 Never mind that.
51:42 Keep coming.
51:44 Where have they gone?
51:47 Where are the host?
51:52 I'm afraid we forgot the traditions of Christmas.
51:56 That angels have wings.
52:11 Information kill.
52:13 H yourself.
52:14 Are you What about I can't get the letter.
52:44 Stop.
52:46 Banana capa.
52:49 Bacala fiber.
53:09 I don't think I can take much more of these.
53:16 Hang on, Soda Jane.
53:18 Hang on.
53:19 I think we got one hope.
53:35 Heat.
53:36 Heat.
53:57 Heat.
54:20 Heat.
54:42 Okay, robots extra arrows.
54:44 At least we have something I have to fight with.
54:48 These might come in handy.
55:00 team of the immortal benny bunny bunny bish.
55:04 Look at the room.
55:05 Section F.
55:05 What's in section F?
55:10 Anyone?
55:10 Nothing here.
55:10 It's just storage.
55:12 Story what?
55:13 I don't know.
55:13 The weather spikes are the robots.
55:15 THE ATOM CLAPS.
55:16 ATOM CLAPS.
55:17 ATOM CLAPS.
55:18 Who needs atom claps?
55:21 I'm a funny robot.
55:31 Now you take that boy.
55:51 Come on.
55:52 Come on.
56:01 Implementing captain's protocol.
56:02 I'm late.
56:03 What are you doing?
56:05 God.
56:05 Action five.
56:06 If I have to fight you as well, then I will.
56:10 Nuclear device now active and primed.
56:13 Nuclear device now active as
56:16 prime.
57:00 Nuclear device entering final process.
57:17 You're powering me.
57:41 Got him.
57:41 Got him.
58:20 What about Well, it's a reasonable assumption.
58:27 Why?
58:27 What?
58:27 Well, because modifying brains isn't something you
58:29 do standing around in corridors, you know.
58:32 Do you know what that is?
58:34 It is a laser probe.
58:36 It can punch a fist-sized hole in 6-in armor plate
58:40 or take the crystals from a snowflake one by one.
58:46 Yes, that's right.
58:48 No handyman should be without one.
58:52 It's been used.
58:55 Perhaps it's too late.
58:57 Somehow we've got to warn the others.
59:00 Doctor, this is a communicator.
59:04 It can function on either robot or human command circuits.
59:09 Would you like to use it?
59:12 I cannot speak.
59:15 I'm sorry about that, D84.
59:20 Tous.
59:21 Pilot.
59:22 Tous.
59:23 Tous.
59:25 Who is it?
59:27 This is a doctor.
59:29 Listen.
59:30 Tous.
59:31 I now know it's the robots who are doing the killing.
59:35 Robots?
59:35 That's impossible.
59:36 Robots can't kill.
59:37 But of course they can if they're modified to it.
59:39 And some of them have been.
59:41 Where are you?
59:42 I'm in my cabin.
59:44 Are you alone?
59:46 Yes.
59:47 Listen carefully, Tus.
59:48 This is what I want you to do.
59:51 Get to the command deck.
59:53 Take Leela, Dask, Pool, everyone, and get them to the command deck.
59:58 Get the robots out of there and secure the doors.
1:00:01 Is that clear?
1:00:02 No, it isn't.
1:00:03 It's impossible to
1:00:05 just do it to us.
1:00:07 All right.
1:00:12 Attend to your duties.
1:00:32 Get away.
1:00:37 Please go away.
1:00:40 Get out.
1:00:43 Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.
1:00:51 What is it?
1:00:51 Truce.
1:00:52 Help me, please.
1:00:53 It's outside.
1:00:55 What's outside?
1:00:56 It's robot wants to kill me.
1:00:59 Please let me go.
1:01:01 I am faster and stronger.
1:01:04 Are you sure?
1:01:05 I think so.
1:01:08 Good.
1:01:07 Doctor, are you there?
1:01:08 Please help me.
1:01:10 Help me.
1:01:10 Please help on the way.
1:01:13 Better hurry.
1:01:14 It is hurry.
1:01:26 The door is not a barrier.
1:01:28 Commander Tus, what do you want?
1:01:30 To kill you.
1:01:32 I must obey my orders.
1:01:34 It is forbidden for robots to harm humans.
1:01:37 My command program has been restructured.
1:01:40 All humans are to die.
1:02:14 No, please.
1:02:16 No.
1:02:17 Are you hurt?
1:02:18 Please go away.
1:02:26 Sorry, professor.
1:02:27 You're a bomb.
1:02:27 An inconceivably massive Dalek bomb.
1:02:30 What?
1:02:30 There's an oblivion continuum inside you.
1:02:32 A captive wormhole that provides perpetual power.
1:02:34 Detonate that and the Earth will bleed through into another dimension.
1:02:38 Now keep down.
1:02:42 Tetonation sequence activated.
1:02:45 Time corridor establishing.
1:02:48 Time jump in fails.
1:02:53 Well, I don't know.
1:02:53 I don't know.
1:02:54 I don't know.
1:02:54 Never seen him up close before.
1:02:56 So what they they've wired him up to detonate.
1:02:58 Oh, no.
1:02:58 Not wired him up.
1:02:58 He's the one walking, talking.
1:03:00 Wow.
1:03:01 exploding it the moment that flash is red.
1:03:03 There's a a blue wire or something you have to cut, isn't there?
1:03:06 There's always a blue wire or a red one.
1:03:08 You're not helping.
1:03:09 It's incredible.
1:03:10 He talked to us about memories of a great war.
1:03:13 Someone else's stolen thoughts implanted in a positronic brain.
1:03:17 Tell me about it, Brazwell.
1:03:18 Tell me about your life.
1:03:20 Doctor, I really don't think this is a tame.
1:03:22 Tell me and prove you're human.
1:03:24 Tell me everything.
1:03:27 Countdown proceeding.
1:03:30 My family ran the the post office.
1:03:33 There's a little place just just near the abbey just by the ash trees.
1:03:37 Used to be eight trees, but there was a store.
1:03:39 And your parents?
1:03:40 Come on, tell me.
1:03:41 Good people, kind people.
1:03:44 They died, of course.
1:03:45 Scarlet feel.
1:03:46 What was that like?
1:03:46 How did it feel?
1:03:49 How did it make you feel, Edwin?
1:03:50 Tell me.
1:03:51 Tell me now.
1:03:52 It hurts.
1:03:53 It hurt, doctor.
1:03:54 It hurt so bad.
1:03:57 It was like a wound.
1:03:58 I thought it was worse than wounded, like I'd been empty.
1:04:03 There was nothing
1:04:04 good.
1:04:04 Remember it now, Edwin.
1:04:05 The ashes by the post office and your mom and dad
1:04:07 and losing them and the men in the trenches you saw die.
1:04:10 Remember it.
1:04:10 Feel it.
1:04:11 You feel it because you're human.
1:04:12 You're not like them.
1:04:13 You're not like the dark.
1:04:15 It hurts.
1:04:16 It hurts so much.
1:04:18 Good.
1:04:18 Good.
1:04:18 Good.
1:04:19 Brilliant.
1:04:19 Embrace it.
1:04:20 That means you're alive.
1:04:22 They cannot explode that bomb because you're a human being.
1:04:24 You are flesh and blood.
1:04:26 They cannot explode that form.
1:04:28 Believe it.
1:04:28 You are Professor Edward Bracewell and you, my friend, are a human being.
1:04:39 Not working.
1:04:40 I can't stop it.
1:04:47 Hey, Pasley.
1:04:50 Ever fancied someone you know you shouldn't?
1:04:56 What?
1:04:56 Hurts, doesn't it?
1:05:04 What kind of a good her?
1:05:09 I really shouldn't talk about her.
1:05:12 Oh, there's a her.
1:05:16 What was her name?
1:05:21 Dorabella.
1:05:23 Dorabella.
1:05:23 It's a lovely name.
1:05:24 It's a beautiful name.
1:05:25 What was she like, Edwin?
1:05:28 Such a smile.
1:05:31 And her eyes her eyes were open, almost violent, like the last touch of sunset.
1:05:44 The edge of the world.
1:05:50 Door open.
1:05:58 Oblivion continuum inactive.
1:06:06 Impossible.
1:06:06 Time to imminently prepare.
1:06:09 Welcome to the human race.
1:06:16 Despite appearances, they haven't been dead very long.
1:06:20 What?
1:06:20 Those are the colonists.
1:06:22 The colonists aren't here yet.
1:06:23 This is the setup team.
1:06:25 The skeleton crew.
1:06:27 Why did the robots feed them to the garden?
1:06:28 I don't know.
1:06:29 Maybe they ran out of fertilizer.
1:06:30 Let's not ask the Hello.
1:06:36 We were just admiring your garden.
1:06:39 Yes.
1:06:38 Moving on now because there's nothing of particular interest here.
1:06:42 Cheio.
1:06:49 If he's chasing us, he's moving very slowly.
1:06:51 Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly?
1:06:53 It means there's a reason that they don't have to run.
1:07:05 Okay.
1:07:06 The slope.
1:07:06 The city's full of them.
1:07:07 So they catch you in the end.
1:07:08 What do we do?
1:07:10 Question.
1:07:10 We've been here for ages.
1:07:11 Why are they attacking us now?
1:07:13 Does it matter?
1:07:14 Only if we want to live.
1:07:18 Smile for me.
1:07:21 Smile.
1:07:21 Use your whole face right now.
1:07:22 Do it.
1:07:24 Uh, what gets smiling?
1:07:26 Smiles aren't just smiles.
1:07:27 Psychologically, they have a measurable effect on your mood states.
1:07:31 Yes.
1:07:33 These robots, they built this place.
1:07:35 They grew those trees.
1:07:37 Something went wrong, but they were designed to make you happy.
1:07:40 How would massacing hundreds of people make me happy?
1:07:42 How would massacing hundreds of people make me happy?
1:07:44 Smiley face.
1:07:47 Smiley face.
1:07:48 Magic Haddock.
1:07:50 What?
1:07:50 Magic Haddock?
1:07:51 What's that all about?
1:07:52 The robots wanted you to be happy, but they got the wrong end of the stick.
1:07:55 I think we should give them what they want.
1:08:05 Don't even try without smiling.
1:08:08 What a lovely place you have here.
1:08:12 Thank you so much for your hospitality.
1:08:15 We will come again.
1:08:18 Doctor, I was thinking maybe next time we
1:08:21 might go to Wilshire perhaps or or Abedine.
1:08:28 Ah,
1:08:27 yes.
1:08:28 Two thumbs up for Wilshire/ Abedine.
1:08:44 Smile.
1:08:45 Smile.
1:08:51 Where did they come from?
1:08:53 Once we're out of the city, we should be safe.
1:09:09 Are they coming after us?
1:09:11 I'm guessing that once we're out, we're not their problem.
1:09:16 Right.
1:09:17 You'll be perfectly safe in the TARDIS.
1:09:19 She'll look after you till I get back.
1:09:21 Where are you going?
1:09:25 There's a giant smiley appettoire over there.
1:09:28 And I'm having this really childish impulse to blow it up.
1:09:30 Be right back.
1:09:31 Well, you're going back in.
1:09:32 We've only just escaped.
1:09:33 I thought we were going home.
1:09:39 Home?
1:09:40 Why would we be going home?
1:09:41 That place is a living death trap.
1:09:43 We can't just leave it with it mouth wide open.
1:09:45 They're all dead.
1:09:46 We saw them.
1:09:47 It's too late.
1:09:48 We have to assume that there is a colony ship on the way.
1:09:51 What do you think is going to happen when all those people arrive?
1:09:53 They're expecting the new Garden of Eden.
1:09:55 What they are not expecting is to be the fertilizer.
1:09:59 There's broadband in the go and watch some movies or something.
1:10:02 Well, I get that someone has to do something.
1:10:04 But why is it you?
1:10:05 Can't you find the police?
1:10:07 Isn't there a helpline or something?
1:10:10 And stay away from my bros at history.
1:10:19 What are you doing here?
1:10:23 Why does it upset you?
1:10:25 The penalty for what you have done is death.
1:10:28 That's far enough.
1:10:30 What are you doing here?
1:10:31 I followed you.
1:10:35 Ah, I'd come over here if I were you.
1:10:37 Slowly.
1:10:43 Now, either It followed you or else it honed in on this.
1:10:47 It depends which of us is going to kill that.
1:10:51 Kill the doctor.
1:10:54 Kill the doctor.
1:10:58 Kill the doctor.
1:11:01 Kill the doctor.
1:11:03 Kill kill.
1:11:15 Doctor, are you all right?
1:11:17 Finish it off.
1:11:19 There's a power failure.
1:11:21 The probe stopped.
1:11:24 Can you do it?
1:11:26 Yes.
1:11:29 Take care.
1:11:32 Kill kill.
1:11:36 No.
1:11:37 Oh no.
1:11:38 Please.
1:11:40 No.
1:11:40 Please.
1:11:41 No.
1:11:42 Please.
1:11:42 No.
1:11:43 No.
1:11:44 No.
1:11:44 Don't.
1:11:45 No.
1:11:46 No.
1:11:47 Please.
1:11:48 It is an order.
1:11:49 It has to be done.
1:12:07 Don't just stand there.
1:12:08 Seven.
1:12:08 Give me a hand.
1:12:11 Kill them.
1:12:17 Just how fast are these robots?
1:12:18 They cannot run a human.
1:12:20 They never tire.
1:12:21 Are they fast as a nimble?
1:12:23 What am I?
1:12:23 You'll find out.
1:12:37 Do not V4.
1:12:38 That is not the Do not kill me.
1:12:43 V6, come to section J immediately.
1:12:51 The order is understood.
1:13:04 Come on.
1:13:05 We've got to get back to the command deck.
1:13:07 SV7 controls all the others.
1:13:09 If it's gone bad, then they all have.
1:13:11 It hasn't gone bad.
1:13:12 His command circuit has been changed.
1:13:14 Doctor, nobody could do that.
1:13:16 Taran Capel could.
1:13:17 Taran Capel.
1:13:18 Yes.
1:13:19 A mad scientist.
1:13:20 Very mad scientist.
1:13:32 Please do not throw hands at me.
1:13:35 She will recover.
1:13:37 What happened to her?
1:13:39 It's all right.
1:13:39 He's a friend.
1:13:40 It's all right.
1:13:42 She was being attacked.
1:13:44 The doctor sent me to her assistance.
1:13:48 Well, where is he then?
1:13:49 Where's the robot?
1:13:50 It received a priority call to go to section J.
1:13:56 I heard the instruction on my command circuit.
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