Alabama Barker Cooks N3on a 5 Star Meal!
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0:00 I'm not going to make you eat this[ __] anymore.
0:02 I don't think you should.
0:03 I'm eating it.
0:04 I'm eating it.
0:04 Let's do it.
0:04 Let's try this first.
0:07 Wow.
0:07 Let's try this first.
0:08 Feel like I could[ __] pass the[ __] out right now.
0:12 Well, I'm glad you're happy.
0:16 No way.
0:18 Is it that you noticed the box, right, when you Yes, I did.
0:22 But I thought I was tweaking like fully I don't know how to open these neon.
0:30 Let me try.
0:31 Look.
0:32 Don't get that nasty oil anywhere.
0:35 Bear.
0:37 Oh, yeah, Brian.
0:37 Maybe take him.
0:39 Let me just chill with you.
0:42 Oh.
0:45 Oh my god.
0:46 You were trying to make me eat that?
0:48 No, you you do.
0:50 You can't have it, right, cuz it's fish?
0:52 Yeah, I can't.
0:53 That almost feels unfair, though, huh?
0:55 It does.
0:57 It does.
0:57 OH.
0:58 LANDED.
0:59 WHAT'S UP, BRO?
0:59 GIVE ME A[ __] BURPING.
1:02 HE WENT BURPING.
1:05 How you doing, bro?
1:06 What's up, bro?
1:07 How you doing, man?
1:08 Nice to see you as well.
1:09 Oh, it matches the the shoes.
1:11 Does it?
1:11 Yeah, it's right there.
1:12 Landed, he ate.
1:16 I still can't believe it.
1:18 I'm going to burp.
1:19 I literally I'm going to burp.
1:21 you're making me have to burp.
1:22 No, don't burp.
1:22 No, but We can't burp together, okay?
1:26 No, that's yeah, that's not good.
1:29 god.
1:29 No, no, no.
1:33 Ooh, careful with your hands.
1:34 You could really hurt yourself.
1:36 Yeah.
1:36 Tin's super sharp.
1:38 Okay, then this one.
1:40 What did you think I was going to get you?
1:42 I don't know, but Fallon's like, "Oh, he ate." And I'm like,
1:46 "What did he do?" She's like, "He just Oh, she saw it?
1:48 She Manny told her.
1:51 okay.
1:51 And I was like, "What do you mean he ate?" Like,
1:53 "What did he do?" Like, Do you get nervous giving gifts like Yeah.
1:57 Get really[ __] scared.
1:58 Yeah, maybe next time I'm going to I'm just going to send
2:00 it to your house and I can't be in front of you.
2:02 Why are you nervous?
2:03 Yeah.
2:04 Really?
2:04 Well, I was.
2:05 Now I'm good.
2:06 That was crazy.
2:08 No, no, no, no.
2:08 This is crazy.
2:10 I don't think I'm liking focus right now.
2:12 Okay.
2:12 Maybe I cook for you?
2:13 I'm fine.
2:14 I'm fine.
2:15 Alabama is okay.
2:17 Alabama is okay.
2:18 Alabama is okay.
2:19 Alabama is okay.
2:21 You know, I've never had anybody do something so nice.
2:24 I said the same[ __] I said the same thing when you went in my house,
2:28 broke in, put balloons, and bought me some fire[ __]
2:32 Okay, just wait.
2:34 No, just wait.
2:35 That's not No, no, no.
2:36 All right, no, now that you're in front of me,
2:37 no, that's not what we're going to do.
2:39 bad.
2:39 This is what I'm going to do.
2:40 I am the gift
2:41 It's a trick off It's a It's a trick off It's a trick off Oh my god.
2:48 I'm[ __] can faint right now.
2:50 What are you What are you even looking [laughter] for?
2:52 I don't even know what I'm doing.
2:55 I'm fine.
2:55 Let's start from the top.
2:56 Okay.
2:57 We You're You're You're making steak?
2:58 I'm making steak.
3:00 And and this[ __] Potatoes.
3:02 And potatoes?
3:05 Okay.
3:05 I'm making steak and potatoes.
3:07 Nothing happened.
3:07 Everything's fine.
3:08 Everything's fine.
3:09 I should have waited then.
3:10 Yeah, you should have.
3:12 Cuz this is going to be a second.
3:15 What the[ __] Neon?
3:17 What the[ __] Wow.
3:22 Yeah.
3:23 You're that guy.
3:25 You ate.
3:27 That was crazy.
3:28 My biggest worry was the color.
3:31 Was the color?
3:31 Because you already have all like the neutral safe colors to get.
3:36 So, I was like,[ __] it.
3:38 Let's go with something risky.
3:41 Wow.
3:41 Wow.
3:44 Is there water anywhere near me?
3:45 Yeah, there's water right here.
3:47 Oh, in the fridge?
3:48 Wow.
3:49 Wow.
3:50 I can't[ __] off.
3:51 I've never seen water like this.
3:53 It's like so good and yummy.
3:54 Chad, have you all seen water like this?
4:01 Okay.
4:02 So.
4:05 Okay.
4:06 Mhm.
4:07 Two cups rice.
4:08 help you do something.
4:09 You always wash your rice.
4:10 Yeah.
4:12 Always.
4:12 You know it's hard it's a lot of people[ __] up rice.
4:15 Never.
4:16 Not you though.
4:18 Not you.
4:18 Are we trying these sardines or not?
4:19 Yeah.
4:20 All right.
4:21 Um we need a fork.
4:22 Me and you mind grabbing me one right there?
4:25 It's right in front of the rice crispy.
4:26 Yeah.
4:30 Oh[ __] Why did it I feel nauseous.
4:33 That's cuz I[ __] smelled this[ __]
4:34 No, I think it's because I keep saying I'm going to throw up.
4:37 Yeah, you know you're It's like yawning.
4:40 Like when someone yawns it's contagious.
4:41 Yeah.
4:42 Wait, if someone throws up are you going to throw up?
4:44 I think I would.
4:45 I think you would.
4:47 But you're not going to throw up, right?
4:47 Uh-uh.
4:48 I think you would too though.
4:50 I [laughter] don't want me to think that.
4:51 Cuz you're just so funny.
4:53 I can't even believe this.
4:55 I'm not even okay.
4:58 I'm fine.
4:59 Everything's fine.
5:00 Let me help you cook.
5:00 No, no, no.
5:01 Please.
5:03 No.
5:03 to feel productive.
5:05 No.
5:05 I'm sitting my ass down.
5:07 No, you want to help me with something?
5:09 No, yes.
5:10 What is it?
5:10 You want to carry this?
5:12 Sure.
5:12 You got to carry that, ninja.
5:15 Wow, that's a Look at the lemmy display.
5:18 Oh.
5:19 Okay.
5:21 You want me to carry this?
5:22 Yeah, yeah.
5:32 All right.
5:32 Where does this go?
5:33 Oh, just right here.
5:35 So, in this household you guys love fruits.
5:40 Yeah, we love fruit.
5:41 We love everything vegan and yummy.
5:43 It's healthy.
5:44 Chad, this is what keeps you healthy.
5:45 Start eating like her.
5:47 Oh my god, you snap.
5:51 Like I cannot suck off.
5:53 But I feel like so Birkin's like people don't
5:55 really like you keep yours in a case, right?
5:58 Yeah, cuz I don't want to like lose it or hurt it.
6:01 I know she's safe in my car.
6:04 But do you ever like take them out for a night?
6:06 No.
6:06 Yeah, maybe once in a while.
6:09 Can you take this one out?
6:09 Yeah, I I will.
6:10 All right.
6:11 Oh my god, I'm putting on the nastiest outfit.
6:15 So for my potatoes, I'm going to go pretty normal.
6:18 We're just going to olive them up and you always want
6:21 to put olive oil in the It's like a YouTube tutorial.
6:24 We're just going to put some garlic salt.
6:27 Mhm.
6:28 Oh, I'm in the way.
6:29 Sorry.
6:30 Hold up.
6:31 I wear gloves when I cook cuz I don't like my hands to smell.
6:34 Mhm.
6:36 Is this for the rice?
6:37 No.
6:39 I'm[ __] No, no.
6:40 This isn't a rice cooker.
6:41 This pot is, right?
6:42 No, babe.
6:43 want to break your Ninja.
6:44 Not that you Don't break my Ninja.
6:48 Some garlic butter powder.
6:49 Mhm.
6:50 Little bit of chicken bouillon.
6:53 And then you're just going to make sure these are nice and coated.
7:00 You want the potatoes to like your fingernails would be[ __] Yeah.
7:06 Okay, so once you then you coat them and you just put them in there.
7:12 Okay.
7:11 And these are going to roast.
7:14 Okay, and I'm just going to put a little
7:15 bit more garlic salt just for safety measures.
7:19 Hella season.
7:21 Who taught you how to cook like this?
7:22 Uh my auntie.
7:24 Okay.
7:24 Wow.
7:25 We're going to do one smart finish air fry.
7:29 Yeah.
7:29 going to say air fryer.
7:32 Air fry.
7:33 Okay, that's fine.
7:35 There we go.
7:36 Cool.
7:37 So then you put this on there?
7:38 It's started.
7:39 Now we have to I need an onion.
7:47 Do you cry when you cut onions?
7:48 No.
7:50 I'm a big girl.
7:50 Wait, let me cut the onions.
7:52 Do you know how to cut an onion?
7:53 No, but can you teach me?
7:54 I can teach you, yeah.
7:55 All right.
7:56 So, do you want to actually do it?
7:59 I'll try.
8:02 __] it.
8:04 Okay, I'm just going to make your life a little easier and just cut this off.
8:07 I just watch you cut it?
8:08 Are you sure?
8:08 Yeah.
8:10 I want to eat.
8:12 I'm trying the sardines,[ __] it.
8:13 You want to eat.
8:16 That sounds crazy.
8:18 That's the second time you've said something
8:20 that sounds crazy, but it's not crazy.
8:22 Remember when we were on stream and maybe it's me, maybe I'm the problem.
8:25 I know when in the car?
8:26 Yeah.
8:26 Yeah.
8:27 What did I say?
8:27 I was like, I'm going to You're a eater.
8:29 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:30 Hey.
8:32 All right.
8:32 Yep, you better try that.
8:34 Which one am I trying?
8:35 Um Maybe these are going to surprisingly be good.
8:38 Yeah, right?
8:38 They don't look that bad.
8:41 Yeah.
8:40 All right.
8:40 Let me just add a little a little a little little love.
8:46 Cuz I feel like Thank you.
8:48 Wow, you didn't have to do that.
8:51 All right, I'm trying it.
8:52 What what flavor is this?
8:53 Chat, this is um Oh my god.
8:57 What?
8:57 It stinks?
8:58 I don't know, but it just Is this like what they eat in boarding school?
9:03 What the[ __] Bismillah.
9:09 You got this.
9:11 Yeah.
9:12 Is it yum?
9:13 It's not bad.
9:14 Really?
9:14 What the[ __] It's yummy?
9:18 Well, it's not yummy, but it's not[ __] Like, I'll take another bite.
9:22 Ooh, really?
9:23 Yeah.
9:24 Oh, you thought I was going to throw up from this?
9:26 Yeah.
9:27 So, why did you get them?
9:29 Well, I just you know, I just wanted to see.
9:36 Yeah.
9:37 Pretty yummy?
9:39 Oh.
9:39 Mhm.
9:39 I almost gave you sardine rice.
9:40 I am sorry.
9:41 Yummy.
9:43 All right.
9:43 Oh wow.
9:44 Whatever you put on there is spicy.
9:47 Garlic salt.
9:48 Yeah.
9:49 Garlic salt is spicy.
9:50 Or maybe this[ __] should Oh no, it's cuz I'm eating the[ __]
9:53 I was about to say, what the hell?
9:55 You have good spice tolerance?
9:56 Yeah.
9:57 Do you?
9:58 Look at me.
10:00 What the[ __] What?
10:02 Does that even mean?
10:03 No, like I'm brown.
10:05 Brown people have hella spice in their food.
10:07 I love Indian food.
10:09 It's my favorite.
10:11 Remember Oh, did you try that place I told you to try?
10:13 Not yet.
10:15 You're Whoa.
10:15 I've been traveling so much.
10:16 I haven't even been here.
10:16 Wow.
10:17 Wow.
10:18 No, I'm just kidding.
10:19 I don't mind.
10:21 I haven't been here, but I will.
10:23 How do you Wait, how are you cooking the steak?
10:25 On a skillet.
10:28 On a skillet?
10:31 Medium, medium well, medium You okay?
10:33 Yeah, I was trying to think I forgot we didn't get asparagus.
10:37 Okay.
10:38 So, Your hands are dirty?
10:41 the chop My hands?
10:44 My hands are dirty?
10:45 No, they're talking about me.
10:46 Oh.
10:47 Okay.
10:48 So, for this Okay.
10:53 I got you.
10:54 Okay.
10:54 All right.
10:55 So, for the steak, we're just going to olive her up Mhm.
11:00 on both sides.
11:03 Mhm.
11:03 Oof.
11:04 Should have got my hair clip.
11:08 Uh[ __] Mia, do you have a hair clip?
11:11 It's okay.
11:12 It's okay.
11:13 What you What you Nice hair going to get in the food.
11:17 You don't want to cross contaminate.
11:20 Have you ever done a blue You've done blue on your hair, right?
11:22 Yeah, it was teal.
11:24 It was teal.
11:25 Here.
11:27 Would you like this?
11:28 Yeah, just in like 5 seconds.
11:30 Oh,[ __] just break it?
11:33 I was stretching it out.
11:34 was garlic powder.
11:35 This is garlic salt.
11:37 Thank you.
11:38 We're just going to massage her in there.
11:41 Mhm.
11:41 You don't really need too much.
11:42 You just need like garlic salt.
11:44 You know, a lot of people[ __] up their steak.
11:45 They don't season it enough.
11:46 Really?
11:47 Yeah, but it's not the case over here.
11:50 Oh my god, I can't believe you.
11:56 Oh.
11:55 I can't.
11:56 I can't.
11:57 I just can't.
11:59 So, what do you think of me?
12:00 Like, this is just
12:02 best person on Earth and I think that there's so much more to come.
12:08 Wow.
12:09 Can't believe this.
12:11 That's crazy pants.
12:13 What are you doing?
12:14 Are you smiling?
12:15 Yeah, I know.
12:16 Why are you smiling?
12:17 Cuz I love giving [laughter] gifts.
12:19 Wow.
12:22 Wow.
12:23 So, that's our black pepper.
12:25 Mhm.
12:25 Wow.
12:27 I can't stop thinking about it.
12:28 Truly.
12:30 Wow.
12:31 I've never had a man like you in my life.
12:32 I really appreciate that.
12:34 Aw.
12:35 That's insane.
12:36 No, I can't shut up.
12:37 Well, it's okay.
12:38 I don't want you to shut up.
12:41 No.
12:41 Wow.
12:42 All right.
12:42 You want me to put this back?
12:43 Yeah.
12:44 Where does this go?
12:46 Um First time in the kitchen.
12:47 Just right there.
12:48 Yeah.
12:48 Cool.
12:50 Okay.
12:50 So, for This is going to be our steak skillet.
12:54 Steak skillet?
12:55 Just like that.
12:57 You want a lot of oil with steak because you
12:59 want to regroup and you want some butter as well.
13:03 Okay, and then Would you look at me weird if you make it medium well?
13:06 I don't really know what medium well is, so just uh tell me when to stop.
13:12 [laughter] All right.
13:13 You know what?
13:13 Just you decide.
13:14 Well, what's medium well?
13:15 It's a little red or is it really red?
13:17 little red.
13:18 Okay, yeah, I can do that.
13:19 You want me to close this?
13:20 No.
13:20 No?
13:20 Oh, cuz you got to put the butter back in.
13:22 Actually, yeah.
13:23 feel like I'm doing nothing.
13:23 __] Well,[ __] I'll keep you company.
13:27 Um Yeah, I just want your company.
13:30 You need like this much butter.
13:31 Damn.
13:32 Yeah.
13:32 Hella butter.
13:33 You need a lot of butter.
13:34 Okay.
13:36 That's how you make the best to be a juicy ass steak.
13:38 No, that's how you make the best steak.
13:40 This one's better, too, but this is for the rice.
13:42 Same thing.
13:43 Um people might say that I'm like a little bit of a unhealthy cooker,
13:48 and I probably am, but you know, that's how it tastes the best.
13:54 So, your rice you fry it with garlic and onion.
13:58 Okay.
14:00 Always.
14:01 That's how you always make the best rice, or just garlic, or just onion.
14:04 It's going to be some good ass rice.
14:06 Healthy meal.
14:08 You know, I actually started my gym journey 2 days ago.
14:12 I've been locked in.
14:12 Really?
14:13 Yep.
14:14 It's been going well.
14:16 It's been going well.
14:17 I know y'all don't believe me in the chat.
14:19 I keep I always say I do it,
14:20 and then I never do it, but now I'm fully locked in.
14:22 So, you did it.
14:22 I did it.
14:24 So, what did you work on so far?
14:26 Um chest, arms, uh biceps.
14:35 [laughter]
14:34 And pretty much it.
14:36 We should make a song together.
14:39 You want to You want to come back Dude, your song is really good.
14:42 I feel like you don't think it is.
14:43 No, it's a joke, Neon.
14:45 What?
14:46 My song.
14:47 It's not a joke.
14:48 It's a joke.
14:49 It's a diss.
14:49 my new song, right?
14:50 No one cares about a little girl from Calabasas dissing you.
14:53 are you talking about?
14:54 So many people love you and care about you.
14:55 But real quick, have you heard my second new song?
14:59 That was insane.
14:59 I've never laughed harder at you and Kevin Gates.
15:02 So, was it good or was it Yeah, I just talk Say precious to me really fast.
15:06 Say, "Girl, you so precious." Go ahead.
15:11 Let me see you do this.
15:12 a live performance?
15:13 Yeah, I want it.
15:14 I need the song god, yeah.
15:15 Put it on.
15:16 Cute.
15:17 Cute.
15:18 I think I might want it.
15:19 Actually, I No, I can't.
15:20 I can't.
15:20 I can't.
15:20 to.
15:20 No, no, no, no, please, please.
15:23 If they say yes.
15:24 Okay, if they say it all you listen to chat, not me.
15:27 No, cuz they're going to Please don't make I don't No,
15:30 no, listen to chat really quick, yeah.
15:31 I'm not a good performer.
15:32 No, yeah, you are.
15:33 Of course, you are.
15:35 I'm doing it.
15:36 You're a good um guilt-tripper.
15:38 All right, let's do it.
15:39 Who has the Who has the song?
15:41 Well, I have it actually.
15:41 Oh,[ __] Oh my god.
15:44 Kevin, they're all saying yes.
15:45 You know what?
15:45 Everyone in this chat, go[ __] yourself.
15:49 If I piss on myself
15:50 I said pressure.
15:55 You know what?
15:56 I'm never making music again.
15:57 No, what the[ __] my hopes and dreams.
15:59 No, don't say that.
16:00 I literally make you.
16:03 While kidnap you Oh my god, I should kidnap you on stream one time.
16:07 What the[ __] [laughter] But like me and everyone would be in on it, you know?
16:12 Yeah, but I'm going to[ __] myself.
16:13 Yeah, just[ __] really quick and then come on.
16:17 [laughter] That's funny.
16:18 All right.
16:18 Let's check on our potatoes.
16:21 They're going to need a lot longer and we're going
16:23 to turn the temperature up and we're going to do Cool.
16:27 Let's actually make a song one day.
16:29 You know, I never Aw.
16:32 A cute dog.
16:33 That's Prince.
16:35 He's not a happy guy.
16:36 Why?
16:36 Cuz he's in the thing?
16:38 Yeah.
16:38 Ah.
16:39 Well, yeah, I By the way, everyone watching too, I'm not going to make music.
16:43 I just do it you know, randomly when it makes sense for the stream.
16:48 But we should make a song, though.
16:50 Yeah, I agree.
16:50 Is it Are you making Is it Is that soy sauce?
16:52 No.
16:53 Oh,[ __] Just Just like you would make some good hibachi.
16:58 Mm, yeah.
17:00 Never made that before.
17:01 Seriously?
17:04 I can make a really good like ginger beef bowl.
17:07 Mm.
17:08 Like a teriyaki ginger.
17:11 Okay.
17:13 So now we're going three things at once.
17:15 No, I'm really good.
17:18 All right.
17:18 I'm just sitting back.
17:19 Huh?
17:20 Yeah, that's what a man is supposed to do when he's a What is the word?
17:26 Um Not to be like I'm not like a feminist.
17:35 But I'm also not a I'm not a feminist, but I'm also a feminist.
17:40 Mhm.
17:40 No, I'm not a feminist at all.
17:41 Okay, which one?
17:42 No, but my point is is that I feel like if a man's providing,
17:45 then you should like provide for him in certain ways.
17:48 Okay.
17:48 Not saying like That's kind of like in a marriage.
17:51 Yeah.
17:51 You know?
17:52 How do you feel about that?
17:53 Like do you feel like What do you think a woman should do in a relationship?
17:57 Um well subject.
18:00 of me for, but I think the um my woman should be able to chill,
18:05 do what she wants to do in her life,
18:07 should like provide for you in like Yeah, of course.
18:09 But like in like certain ways.
18:11 Not like financially, right?
18:12 No.
18:12 Yeah, no, not financially at all.
18:13 But like yeah, like I mean like if you you know,
18:15 cook a meal from your heart, you know?
18:16 Like a meal when you come home from a hard day or something, you know?
18:20 would make me feel really really special, yeah.
18:22 Yeah.
18:24 But Landon, what's up?
18:28 What's popping?
18:28 Where you been, dude?
18:30 Yeah, I'm just getting my haircut and[ __] Bro, do you see how fried my hair is?
18:34 Uh Be honest.
18:35 I know this looks bad.
18:37 Okay.
18:37 I think dye the sides, too.
18:38 No.
18:40 I like the beaver.
18:41 Alida, you think so?
18:42 No, she said no.
18:43 I don't know.
18:44 Maybe.
18:45 When she didn't get something to beaver like The beaver.
18:48 Ooh.
18:48 with the buzz.
18:49 That would be sick.
18:50 I was trying to do a buzz, but she said she said Okay, maybe do a buzz.
18:53 I say do the sides.
18:54 Do the sides?
18:55 to go get it chopped up.
18:56 All right.
18:56 My boy just chopped it up.
18:57 Yeah.
18:58 All right, bro.
18:58 What's good to see you, bro.
18:59 Yep.
19:00 Word.
19:03 Love you.
19:04 What a wholesome family.
19:05 Huh?
19:06 I said what a wholesome family.
19:06 Haven't seen my brother in like 4 months.
19:08 Really?
19:08 Yeah.
19:10 If you're watching this, I love you.
19:12 It's been a minute.
19:14 Aw, that feels sad.
19:16 I know.
19:16 I used to be like Well, I still am close to my family,
19:19 but I just like I'm a workaholic.
19:22 I work too much.
19:23 So, it's just hard for me to to do certain things that I should be doing.
19:27 Yeah.
19:29 And they live far.
19:31 Okay, for your broccoli we are going to song.
19:38 You have the speaker?
19:39 Can you hear it?
19:40 Oh, yeah.
19:40 Hell yeah.
19:41 I'm so ready for this.
19:41 Why do you like this song so much?
19:44 Oh, I'm so[ __] ready for this.
19:49 __] Yay.
19:53 Should I throw away these sardines?
19:55 Yeah, if you're done.
19:57 No, I'm going to save it for later.
19:59 You might.
20:00 You might be into them.
20:01 Who knows?
20:06 You're not into them?
20:07 Not at all.
20:09 It's like fish.
20:09 It's like Who wants to eat something fishy?
20:11 Oh, Did I hurt you?
20:13 No.
20:13 I'm dramatic.
20:14 Are you sure?
20:17 Yeah.
20:16 All right, chat.
20:17 The steak's cooking up.
20:19 The rice is over here.
20:21 And the What's that thing called again?
20:24 Potatoes.
20:25 Over there.
20:26 What's that thing called again?
20:29 You know what I'm talking about?
20:30 Is it chrome hearts?
20:32 Yeah.
20:32 This?
20:33 Yeah.
20:34 Oh my god, I just Y'all tripping.
20:36 I didn't What if that was on?
20:38 I'm an idiot.
20:39 You thought it was on?
20:40 I'm stupid.
20:41 You have me like kind of like rattled.
20:43 Do you know what rattled means?
20:44 I'm rattled too right now.
20:46 I can't even believe that
20:48 I'm rattled.
20:48 __] I didn't think you were going to react like that.
20:50 All right.
20:52 You know, let's just act like that didn't happen.
20:53 Wow.
20:55 Why'd you bring it up?
20:56 Now I'm going to go back into a frenzy.
20:59 Oh my god.
21:01 Play your song.
21:01 I will.
21:02 I will.
21:02 I will.
21:02 I will.
21:05 Oh my god.
21:07 You're right.
21:08 but Chad, this is you know, if you want to be a good wife cook cook cook a meal.
21:13 Like, okay, so like you would want your wife to like cook, what else?
21:16 Cook, I mean like I don't want to put too much pressure on her.
21:20 like
21:20 Kids, take care of the kids.
21:21 of the kids.
21:22 also have time for yourself.
21:23 Like I don't want Yeah, like spa days, maybe.
21:25 Yeah, I'll get her like a spa day, exactly.
21:27 But like you know, do your own[ __] too.
21:30 Whatever you want to do, but like Yeah.
21:31 I feel like some some people in in marriages they feel
21:33 trapped and like they feel like lost cuz they're just at home.
21:37 Right.
21:39 So vacations, traveling Okay, fair.
21:42 I would do that.
21:44 Um Honestly, whatever whatever she wants.
21:47 Wow.
21:49 I love that answer.
21:50 That's the type of person I am.
21:51 But everyone makes fun of me for that.
21:52 But I don't give a[ __] you know?
21:53 Why do they make fun of you for that?
21:54 Because they think I'm like a a simp and What the[ __]
21:58 all this[ __] but I just That's just what I want.
22:00 And I want to give my my my wife everything, everything she could ever imagine.
22:08 But I think that's great, Neon.
22:10 Yeah.
22:11 And I think that you're going to be a great husband.
22:14 Thanks.
22:15 My bad.
22:17 You're running.
22:17 Are you sure you don't need help?
22:18 Nope.
22:20 All right.
22:21 I just want to see you perform.
22:29 So this is the broccoli.
22:30 I need to get myself an air fryer.
22:32 It just makes everything a lot faster.
22:35 Does Stan really sanitary with the gloves on?
22:41 So, if you use a foil in the air fryer, it makes your life a little bit easier.
22:49 Cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking.
22:52 You need water or anything?
22:53 Nope.
22:54 I'm good.
22:57 Water nothing.
23:00 I just need to finish.
23:04 You got every sauce in the[ __] world.
23:06 some cheese on his broccoli cuz that's how he likes them.
23:09 Like six different hot sauces.
23:13 Just different Oh, I'm going to love those.
23:18 Cool.
23:20 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
23:22 Okay.
23:24 Perfect.
23:25 Our rice is cooking and our steak is cooking.
23:31 So, we put some garlic in there.
23:35 See that garlic?
23:36 You want to get fry up the garlic.
23:37 what you're doing.
23:39 I think I do.
23:40 When I had a boyfriend long time ago, Uh-huh.
23:44 I used to cook for him like steak a lot.
23:46 Mhm.
23:47 Or I would make like you know, just like stuff that I didn't know how to.
23:51 You learn.
23:52 Because why not, right?
23:54 You have a boyfriend, you have to.
23:56 Yeah.
23:57 So, I feel like you adapt to who you love.
24:01 And then, ooh, but she has a speaker.
24:04 Yes.
24:05 And then, if you want to put it there somewhere,
24:07 if you want me to put it there somewhere.
24:10 You want You want it in the kitchen or no?
24:12 It can just be on the ground, right?
24:15 Just put a little bit of this.
24:21 How much does he weigh?
24:23 Um too much.
24:26 You dead out You love this dog so much.
24:28 So much.
24:30 But like I'm the same way with my dog.
24:32 Like my dog just gives me company.
24:33 I get lonely.
24:34 I'm like, all right, at least I have my dog.
24:39 All right.
24:42 Let's do it.
24:46 Are you nervous?
24:47 Well, I was just going to play it.
24:48 You want me to perform it as well?
24:50 Yeah.
24:51 What the heck?
24:51 Well, I don't really know all the lines properly,
24:53 but I'll try my best to the best of my ability.
24:55 This is got ghostwritten.
25:01 Did you say this guy ghost rode it?
25:03 I said I said this guy ghost rode it.
25:05 Cam Gates ghost rode it.
25:06 Okay.
25:07 That's why I like all the freaky[ __] like Yeah, I was wondering.
25:10 I was like, "Woah." What the[ __] That big ass steak.
25:16 I'm going to slice it though before.
25:19 Then you can tell me if it's cooked to your liking.
25:27 All right.
25:28 All right.
25:29 All right.
25:29 All right.
25:29 All right.
25:33 I'm excited.
25:34 Am I in your way?
25:36 No, you're not.
25:37 Listen, we are going to have a great time.
25:42 know what you're going to say.
25:43 Right?
25:44 Yeah.
25:47 Now, I really I really am considering it.
25:49 I swear.
25:51 I really want to go.
25:53 I know.
25:54 I don't want to put pressure on you.
25:55 No, I really am going to go.
25:57 What am I What am I Who's considering it?
26:00 Hey Bear.
26:01 Bear.
26:01 No, sir.
26:02 You're not slick.
26:04 Does he Does Would he like a collar on him or would it piss him off?
26:07 It'd probably piss him off.
26:08 Ah,[ __] Well, maybe you could just take a picture with him and Oh, no.
26:11 The collar that you got I thought you were talking about like just right now.
26:14 Oh.
26:15 Yeah.
26:15 No, like when he goes out he has an ugly collar.
26:17 So now he has a perfect collar.
26:19 A cute collar.
26:20 I love the collar.
26:21 Wow, thank you.
26:22 That was probably like That was when I really Come here.
26:26 No, you ate.
26:28 Now watch how I'm going to eat.
26:30 Me and him knows what I'm going to get.
26:32 What?
26:33 You see I don't like like You don't like secrets?
26:35 __] out of no bell.
26:36 And also like Listen.
26:38 Take a Take a vow to each other.
26:41 Okay.
26:42 You were done.
26:43 Hey.
26:43 Oh, why are you biting my my ankle?
26:45 done.
26:45 You're not done.
26:46 I'm No, no.
26:47 I'm not done but you're done.
26:47 No, no, no.
26:48 I'm not done.
26:49 Sorry.
26:49 done.
26:49 No, cuz I don't want no cuz that's not what I know cuz No.
26:53 Can you listen to me, please?
26:54 Sometimes that's nice, right?
26:55 Doesn't that feel good?
26:57 No.
26:58 No, I'm not listening.
27:00 Wait, you're going to tell me I can't give back?
27:02 That's like my favorite thing in the world to do.
27:04 No, but that's my favorite thing in the world to do.
27:05 So, like what are we going to[ __] do?
27:06 what we're going to[ __] do for the rest of our[ __] lives.
27:09 __] it.
27:10 Here we are.
27:10 __] it, we ball.
27:13 All right.
27:14 I'm going to [snorts] Oh my god.
27:18 What?
27:18 It's not good for your teeth.
27:21 Poppy's so fire.
27:22 Really, you want one?
27:23 Uh, I'm good, thank you.
27:25 Looking good.
27:27 Looking yummy.
27:30 These are nice and yum.
27:34 All right.
27:34 The broccoli is cooking.
27:36 Both rich.
27:38 You know what?
27:39 Money doesn't matter.
27:44 The way you're looking at me, girl, you about to find out.
27:46 What makes you like the happiest?
27:47 Like, when you're doing what?
27:49 Um Probably like when I'm with my friends, just chilling.
27:56 You know?
27:57 Like, I'm not really a complicated girl.
28:01 This looks so[ __] good.
28:03 Really?
28:03 I can't try it, so if it's trash, you have to tell me.
28:05 Okay.
28:06 I'll I'll I'll be I'll be a I'll keep it a hundred with you.
28:10 All right.
28:11 Time to play this song.
28:13 I'm excited for this one.
28:16 We could do without the performance though, right?
28:21 It's almost done?
28:23 Yeah, almost.
28:26 And I'm going to slice it, so then it cooks in slices.
28:30 So, Should I look at her go?
28:35 Oh.
28:36 So, that's nice and red in the middle, so we're going to keep cooking her.
28:40 I'll help cook it.
28:41 Yeah.
28:43 That way it's served like in eatable pieces, kind of.
28:49 Mhm.
28:50 But this is way too red, in my opinion.
28:52 Would you eat a steak this red?
28:54 For you, yeah.
28:55 Oh, really?
28:57 Yep.
28:56 Wow.
28:57 So romantic.
29:01 Okay.
29:04 We're going to just nicely cook these pieces,
29:12 and then you tell me when you don't Would you like me to check on your rice?
29:16 Yeah.
29:17 Just very lightly open it,
29:18 cuz rice needs to stay in its Okay, yeah, it's almost there.
29:24 It's cooking.
29:24 What perfume are you wearing?
29:26 Um the Bama special.
29:27 What about you?
29:28 The Bama special?
29:29 You don't give your perfume out?
29:31 So, it's a mix.
29:32 Okay.
29:32 There, he stole your Starbucks order.
29:34 I saw that.
29:35 What the[ __] is that about, even?
29:37 You gave Starbucks good business.
29:38 I did, huh?
29:40 Yeah.
29:40 Look at him.
29:41 What the [laughter][ __] If I brought Is he like friendly with other dogs?
29:47 Yeah.
29:48 I bet.
29:49 I got to bring Oreo one day.
29:50 My dog.
29:52 Oreo?
29:52 Oria.
29:52 Oh.
29:53 Yeah.
29:53 She's cute, though.
29:54 I said that.
29:56 You want me to put this butter back in?
29:57 Yeah.
29:58 It goes in the top, like left side of the fridge.
30:03 Top left side.
30:05 Like right, sorry.
30:06 Oh.
30:08 What?
30:10 __] Uh I'll take you home and put my[ __] in you right now.
30:19 Sorry, that's a good song.
30:21 Where do I put it in here?
30:23 __] it.
30:25 Wherever.
30:24 I'll hope for the best.
30:27 All right.
30:31 __] Who's your favorite singer?
30:35 Um Other than Justin Bieber.
30:37 I like Tyla.
30:39 Tyla?
30:40 She's like one of my faves.
30:41 She unfollowed me.
30:43 I don't know why.
30:44 But I love her.
30:45 Okay.
30:45 No, I don't even I don't even care that she unfollowed me.
30:48 I respect it.
30:49 I don't even care.
30:50 I really like her.
30:51 Bruno Mars concert.
30:53 That's what I've been dying to do.
30:55 I'm I was supposed to Actually, I'll tell you later.
30:57 Wait, you were supposed to go?
30:58 No, no, that's something else.
31:00 Oh, really?
31:00 Yeah, it's like off stream.
31:02 All right.
31:02 Let's roast these up a little bit.
31:04 helps cooking it when you cut it.
31:05 Yeah, and you could present it really pretty that way.
31:09 Just a little bit.
31:10 A little bit of this.
31:10 Is it Does he likes the cold ground?
31:12 Oh,[ __] Already.
31:19 Your potatoes and and and and and broccoli are good?
31:22 Are you like trying to distract me by not performing?
31:26 Cuz I didn't forget.
31:34 I think chat's going to be very mad at you.
31:37 But you told me not to care about the chat.
31:38 You go[ __] the chat right now.
31:39 No, no, no.
31:40 Love the chat.
31:44 Oh my god.
31:44 All right.
31:46 It's my time to shine.
31:49 Woo!
31:50 Some vocal.
31:53 All right.
31:54 I'm ready.
31:56 You're not real.
31:58 [laughter]
32:02 Um I broke the fridge?
32:04 What[ __] idiot you talking about?
32:10 She want to hang.
32:11 All right, I'm ready.
32:12 Um I'm so excited.
32:15 How do I get this file?
32:18 Can someone send me[ __] someone He This guy gave it to me.
32:22 Uh let me find it.
32:27 Let me find it.
32:32 Damn, bro.
32:33 I'm going to have to scroll back hella.
32:37 Do you ever like Be honest.
32:38 Do you just see clips or have you ever
32:39 like sat down and watched a moment of my stream?
32:41 I watched your whole stream of Geo.
32:45 Oh, you did?
32:45 Yeah.
32:47 Oh,[ __] I watch your streams.
32:49 I tune in for like probably like an hour.
32:52 Oh,[ __] I got to got to careful [clears throat] to say on stream.
32:57 No.
32:57 No, I hear a lot of it.
33:02 But you[ __] with them?
33:04 Yeah.
33:04 Bless you.
33:06 Bless you.
33:07 seasoned.
33:07 You ain't seasoned, okay?
33:10 Okay.
33:11 All right.
33:12 Let me find this.
33:15 Can someone[ __] where do I need to file?
33:20 [snorts] Oh.
33:20 Oh, absolutely not, babe.
33:24 Let me see.
33:25 Let me see.
33:25 Let me see.
33:27 What day did I do that stream?
33:29 Um we did it on Monday.
33:34 This is like[ __] my phone is like It was on Monday.
33:39 What's what's exact date?
33:41 The 27th.
33:42 27?
33:43 Yeah.
33:47 Friday.
33:49 You mean Friday?
33:50 What kind of day was it?
33:51 Yeah, Monday?
33:52 Monday, Saturday, Sunday.
33:53 Damn, I've been doing a lot of I've been busy.
33:56 I've been traveling.
33:57 All right.
33:58 Um Sunday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
34:06 You like onions, right?
34:09 Do you?
34:09 Mhm.
34:10 No, if you say no, then I'm not putting it on there.
34:12 No.
34:12 Okay.
34:14 You don't have to like anything, you understand?
34:17 But I'm down to like Do you like onions?
34:19 It's okay.
34:20 Okay, if you love onions, then I would love like I'll try to love onions.
34:24 I'll try my hardest.
34:25 You don't have to do that.
34:26 Um Oh, I found it.
34:29 Oh Oh god.
34:31 I'm so nervous.
34:31 I find it?
34:33 All right.
34:35 You ready?
34:35 I'm so ready.
34:37 Okay.
34:38 I'm just saying.
34:38 Let's eat first and then Okay.
34:42 Just remind me, okay?
34:43 Okay.
34:44 All right.
34:44 I got you.
34:44 All right.
34:45 THANK YOU.
34:45 DAMN!
34:49 I'M A LITTLE CHEF.
34:50 WOOHOO!
34:53 OKAY.
34:56 Are you going to stare at me when I'm eating your food?
34:58 Yeah.
34:59 You have to rate it.
35:00 All right.
35:00 I will.
35:01 Damn!
35:02 Chat, she cooked.
35:04 She went That food looks[ __] good.
35:09 Oh, and look at all them.
35:09 They're They're all saying she can't cook.
35:11 Now they're all putting W's.
35:12 You know what?
35:13 Keep that fake[ __] away.
35:15 Why do you guys think I can't cook though?
35:18 I kind of take offense to it, you know?
35:20 Yeah.
35:20 I'm going to defend you.
35:21 Y'all are weird for that.
35:23 I got you.
35:24 Thanks.
35:24 Got your back.
35:26 Yeah, that does look Looks good.
35:27 No troll.
35:28 Yeah, it does.
35:28 I've never like seen somebody else This looks so juicy.
35:35 Looks gas.
35:36 But looks can be deceiving, so Oh, wow.
35:39 Let's see.
35:41 Let's eat and see.
35:42 It looks good though.
35:47 Wow, you are really going for the presentation.
35:49 Of course.
35:50 That's the main idea here.
35:52 Mhm.
35:54 Should I sit down?
35:55 Yeah.
35:55 All right.
35:56 Hold on.
35:57 Yeah, go sit down.
35:59 I'm going to do something really fast.
36:04 I'm going to do that.
36:06 I'll be waiting for you.
36:06 Oh,[ __] Okay.
36:07 Go sit here.
36:10 All right.
36:11 Dinner is almost Sir.
36:14 Do what?
36:16 Come on.
36:17 You like to dance a lot.
36:19 Oh, you haven't seen me dance.
36:20 to teach you my one-legged I tried teaching it to you.
36:22 You laughed at me.
36:24 Oh, I've been That was really good.
36:25 dance.
36:25 That was really good, Neon.
36:27 I really like that one.
36:29 You do?
36:29 Yeah.
36:30 So why don't you do it more often?
36:31 Like next time I see you can just randomly just do it out of nowhere.
36:34 Okay.
36:35 All right.
36:37 Um okay.
36:47 So this is going to be a dip that you spoiled right now.
36:50 You should feel spoiled.
36:52 You see me here waiting for my dinner?
36:55 You deserve it.
36:56 So this is the dip that I make for like a lot
36:58 of stuff like salmon or like um kind of like everything.
37:05 So you just put like a[ __] ton of garlic salt and milk
37:08 and then you put a little bit of butter if I could find it.
37:11 For the hundred time, let's see where Neon put it.
37:14 Look, he put it back in there.
37:15 He's so nice.
37:17 That's okay.
37:18 Everything's fine.
37:24 So there's nothing you need me to do?
37:26 No, nothing.
37:27 Just sit there.
37:29 I really[ __] with this pink hair by the way.
37:31 Do you like it?
37:32 I love it.
37:33 I I look good?
37:34 Yeah, you look amazing.
37:36 Thank you.
37:39 I know I'm kind of big on butter, but you know,
37:41 my grandparents are from Rhode Island and they
37:45 taught me also kind of how to cook.
37:46 I used to watch them.
37:50 So like we're going to put the garlic that was in here in there.
37:55 You're going to want like the roasted garlic.
38:00 Okay, I think that's good.
38:02 Then you're going to want to put a little bit of I like a little bit of Cajun.
38:09 Little bit of Cajun and tiny bit of chicken bouillon in there.
38:17 Now we're going to go put this in the microwave
38:20 and this is a good dipping sauce.
38:26 So, my parents don't believe in microwaves, so I bought this off of Amazon.
38:31 Life of um a vegan.
38:33 Wait, so they don't believe in microwaves?
38:34 Yeah.
38:37 What the[ __] their problem is.
38:40 Oh my god.
38:42 I bought like a little pink microwave.
38:47 Wow.
38:47 All right.
38:48 Oh, this is like a a kid's kitchen right here.
38:52 Yeah.
38:52 Interesting.
38:53 All right, I'm going to shut up and sit down.
38:56 You can go back to your I'll put this just in case.
39:10 Almost there.
39:10 No rush.
39:11 I'm chilling.
39:14 Oh,[ __] Forgot to tell you about the song, bro.
39:16 What are you saying?
39:18 Huh?
39:18 Huh?
39:19 Huh?
39:19 What did you say?
39:20 Nothing.
39:21 I heard a whisper.
39:23 You're probably just hearing[ __] Really?
39:25 Yeah.
39:25 I don't do that often.
39:26 Oh.
39:27 It's weird.
39:29 Yeah, but [snorts] it's it's actually kind of annoying, you know,
39:31 that like people don't think that I cook my food cuz Mhm.
39:37 [clears throat] I'm a really good cook, you know.
39:38 Well, we saw it.
39:39 The whole process.
39:40 You did three things at once.
39:42 You really are You do know how to multitask.
39:45 And then I'm just going to give it this sauce.
39:55 Oh.
39:56 Okay.
39:58 Well, that spilled.
40:04 Sorry.
40:05 That looks gross.
40:06 What does?
40:08 It spilled in the microwave, so but it tastes incredible.
40:13 help?
40:13 No.
40:14 All right.
40:16 [snorts] So, with this sauce, this is like the best sauce on planet Earth.
40:22 You just want to mix it, right?
40:27 And then we're going to give him this plate.
40:32 I'm going to pour this on your steak.
40:35 Okay.
40:37 Or do you just want to dip it?
40:38 I don't know.
40:39 It's up to you.
40:40 I think pour.
40:41 Oh.
40:42 Do you want to dip?
40:42 I Whatever you Whatever you want.
40:45 Tell me.
40:46 Um you can pour it.
40:47 Okay.
40:49 This sauce is incredible.
40:53 Okay.
40:54 I'm going to get you a new fork.
40:55 This looks crazy.
40:59 You know I eat like only DoorDash.
41:02 No, stop doing that.
41:04 If you ever want food, just call me.
41:05 Like, "Babe, could you make me something?" All right.
41:09 You're like, "Hell, yeah." Okay.
41:14 Thank you.
41:15 Hold on.
41:15 Oh.
41:23 Need a beverage.
41:24 Oh.
41:25 I was going to say you fell.
41:29 Holy[ __] Okay, chat.
41:35 Dinner is served.
41:36 the lemonade.
41:38 Thank you so much.
41:39 Of course.
41:39 I want your honest opinions.
41:41 If anything's too salty or under good, first off.
41:45 Okay.
41:47 Oh wow, you're Okay.
41:48 Yeah.
41:49 All right.
41:50 Hi.
41:51 Hello.
41:53 What's First off, I got to get a zoom in on this[ __] real quick.
41:57 Wow.
41:59 It looks yum.
42:00 It looks[ __] amazing.
42:01 This is way better than DoorDash.
42:04 You broke the fridge.
42:05 Why are they saying that?
42:08 Did you break the fridge?
42:09 I didn't break the fridge.
42:09 Okay.
42:10 They keep saying I didn't break the fridge.
42:11 Okay.
42:11 No, no, I don't Okay.
42:12 I know I didn't break the food chopper.
42:14 I would have admitted to my mistake if I did.
42:17 Wait, am I supposed to put lemon on this?
42:18 Whatever.
42:19 Do you like lemon?
42:20 I I love lemon.
42:21 Can I just put it on everything?
42:22 Yeah, whatever.
42:23 Okay.
42:24 Uh-huh.
42:28 Sorry.
42:29 All right.
42:29 You got to cut your steak.
42:31 You want me to do it or No, no, no, I got to do something myself.
42:33 All right.
42:34 So, I got to try this first.
42:35 Okay.
42:36 Okay.
42:36 You want to cut that or You're just going to Okay.
42:41 Oh, wow.
42:41 Hot.
42:42 Okay.
42:43 Why would you do that?
42:44 Oh, my fault.
42:45 Okay.
42:46 It's okay.
42:48 [laughter] You can't breathe.
42:56 [laughter] Who sticks an air fried potato right in their mouth?
42:58 no, no, no.
43:01 Oh.
43:02 All right.
43:03 Wow.
43:05 Oh my god, you're so[ __] funny.
43:08 That was really good.
43:08 Is it?
43:09 Yeah.
43:09 Okay.
43:10 You sure you don't want one?
43:11 You're one for one right now.
43:12 Now, you're two for two.
43:13 Hello.
43:14 Who is it?
43:15 I'm just eating some.
43:16 Dad, he got me a[ __] Birkin.
43:18 Wow.
43:19 No, yes.
43:22 [screaming]
43:21 I can't even tell.
43:22 How you doing?
43:23 How you doing?
43:23 Chilling, chilling.
43:24 How's the How's the food?
43:25 It's well, I had one thing so far and it was really good.
43:29 Your daughter's a chef.
43:30 vegan or not?
43:31 No, not vegan.
43:32 That's why I felt bad.
43:33 I was like, "Are you going to cook for me and you
43:34 can't even eat it?" But I just want to see if it's good.
43:38 I want to I want your honest opinion.
43:39 well, let's do I'm not looking at what I'm doing.
43:43 Hi beer, beer.
43:44 All right.
43:44 Oh, say hi to Prince, Dad.
43:46 I'm trying to I'm trying to say to him every day.
43:47 I know, but just say hi.
43:49 Okay.
43:50 You got this.
43:54 Mhm.
43:55 It's good?
43:56 Mhm.
43:56 You know, that chef's food was really not good.
43:58 So, tell me if it's like that.
44:00 I never eat broccoli.
44:02 Really?
44:02 Mhm.
44:02 Never.
44:04 good?
44:05 Wow.
44:06 It's pretty nice.
44:07 Mhm.
44:07 Try the rice.
44:08 I'm really good at rice.
44:10 Yeah, well it's a way to get It's a like a way to make kids eat veggies.
44:14 Not saying that you're a kid, but they say that like kids are supposed
44:17 to eat like It's like a thing on Tik Tok.
44:21 I make fire rice.
44:23 I'm like so picky with my rice.
44:24 Mhm, me too.
44:26 Like very.
44:28 Incredible, right?
44:29 Holy[ __]
44:30 That's some good ass rice.
44:31 You know how to make rice?
44:32 Yeah.
44:32 People do not know how to make rice.
44:34 Yeah, I have a lot of It's nice, it's buttery, it's not hard, it's not too soft.
44:38 It's not too soft.
44:38 Ew, I hate soft rice, like super soft rice.
44:41 Mhm, yeah it's good, right?
44:43 Some good rice.
44:45 on everything I love and things, it's the best rice I've ever had.
44:46 Oh my,[ __] you.
44:47 I swear on my mother.
44:50 No way.
44:52 let's get to Oh,[ __] Look at this.
44:56 Mhm, hold on.
44:57 I actually saw a Tik Tok tutorial.
44:59 Oh, really?
45:00 go about this?
45:01 Casually.
45:02 How's your How's your day going today?
45:03 It's going good.
45:03 How's your day?
45:04 I'm going to just look over here.
45:05 Yeah.
45:05 [snorts] All right.
45:14 Is it good?
45:15 Is it good?
45:16 Oh my god, it's good.
45:19 I wish I could try it.
45:20 I don't know.
45:21 Is it really good?
45:23 Would you lie to me?
45:28 It's really good?
45:31 Bro.
45:31 I forgot to get the rice.
45:32 You are a[ __] good cook.
45:34 I ate.
45:34 Oh my god, that gives me so much relief.
45:36 Wow.
45:37 I ate.
45:39 I did my big one.
45:41 Wow, now I can have a bite of rice over here.
45:45 I'm not even kidding.
45:45 Yo, chat, this is real It's like top tier[ __] It's good, huh?
45:50 This is top tier[ __] Wow.
45:55 I'm so glad you love it.
45:57 I was really worried.
45:58 Whatever I don't eat, can I take it to go?
45:59 Of course.
46:02 Would you I don't feel like you would tell me if you didn't like something.
46:05 I swear I'm I want to be honest I'm very blunt.
46:10 Okay.
46:10 I am.
46:11 They know.
46:12 If it was ass I'd be like you know what I appreciate you trying.
46:17 No they're actually going to try to make that sound weird.
46:20 I would just say I appreciate you trying this is
46:22 not the best but this is really[ __] good.
46:25 You know what my favorite thing is guess?
46:27 The rice.
46:28 That's pretty[ __] obvious yeah.
46:30 Rice is good huh?
46:31 You did your thing.
46:33 I'm so happy you love it cuz I was worried.
46:35 You did it why?
46:36 You're a good cook you know what you're doing.
46:38 I know but you know like I can't taste the meat.
46:40 Yeah that's true.
46:41 And this is I think this is cooked medium well actually.
46:43 Is it?
46:43 Is this a is this medium well I think it's medium well.
46:45 I like it cuz like there's no blood dripping out.
46:47 Ew that's[ __] foul.
46:50 [laughter] Amazing.
46:58 Amazing amazing amazing.
47:00 Do you think I should cut this probably yeah.
47:02 Yeah that's better.
47:03 That's how I just ate mine I cut I want to make you a vegan meal one day.
47:07 Ooh really?
47:08 Can you cook?
47:10 No but I'm going to[ __] stay up every night and learn.
47:14 I don't have to call Fallon.
47:16 I have to show her my bag.
47:17 She's seen it.
47:18 No she didn't.
47:20 She didn't see that actual thing?
47:21 No.
47:26 [screaming] I can't.
47:28 Oh my god God bless you.
47:31 Oh my god.
47:33 Oh my god I have to make a[ __] video.
47:34 We have to make a Tik Tok together.
47:36 And I have to be with Oh.
47:40 I don't even care I don't even care I just want you're okay.
47:43 I'm just like what?
47:47 What?
47:50 Oh my god you keep on I love it.
47:51 I keep thinking you're falling.
47:54 Oh my god I'm so happy.
47:57 Are you comfortable?
48:01 I love it.
48:05 Are you full?
48:05 No, I'm not full.
48:06 You know what's crazy?
48:07 It's so hard for me to eat on stream.
48:09 Me, too.
48:09 It's hard for me to eat in front of people.
48:11 Yeah, I like I like I'll[ __] some[ __] up by myself.
48:18 What the hell you going to have me do?
48:20 I'm going to have you go.
48:25 Oh Maya, what if you learn the lyrics?
48:31 Is that Egon?
48:34 Are you serious?
48:36 Bro, can I get me some What?
48:39 Oh, what?
48:40 She's going to get a little water.
48:41 I love the bag.
48:49 I love it.
48:50 Oh, I just look so pretty with it.
48:52 Like it's just like It JUST FITS YOU.
48:57 I CAN'T EVEN TAKE MYSELF SERIOUS.
48:59 I got to call my hair stylist.
49:03 [laughter] Oh my god, he just gets me.
49:07 Lizzie, look at my bag.
49:09 Oh.
49:10 This is my auntie who teach me how to cook.
49:12 Oh.
49:12 Oh, I wanted to meet you.
49:13 Nice to meet you.
49:14 Nice to meet you as well.
49:15 You taught her so well.
49:19 I know.
49:21 Who gave you this?
49:23 No, you didn't.
49:24 I did.
49:24 No, he ate.
49:25 She gave me an amazing dinner.
49:27 Oh.
49:27 No.
49:29 Oh my goodness, mama.
49:31 This is so beautiful.
49:32 He ate.
49:33 I love it.
49:35 Did you Did she cook that for you?
49:36 Yeah, she did.
49:38 Amazing, by the way.
49:39 Did you Did she teach you the rice?
49:42 She taught me how to make rice.
49:43 You are the best rice teacher ever.
49:46 She was a real grown baby.
49:48 Uh-huh.
49:49 So, my baby.
49:50 Wow.
49:51 She taught me how to make everything, really.
49:53 Oh my goodness, grandma.
49:55 Besides steak, cuz I just started cooking steak.
50:02 All right.
50:03 I need a to-go box.
50:19 [laughter] I'm fine.
50:19 Are you hurt?
50:20 Yeah.
50:25 I love my pants.
50:30 Liz.
50:32 Do you know where any to-go boxes are?
50:35 Hm?
50:35 To-go boxes for food.
50:38 Remember I got a lot on Thanksgiving?
50:41 I know, but I don't know where they are.
50:42 Me, neither.
50:45 I want to twerk on a flop.
50:49 This is my water, right?
50:50 Oh, lemonade.
50:54 No, no.
50:54 Like to take his food.
50:57 Dang, do you know Or maybe ask Vida.
51:01 I think she put them somewhere.
51:04 Um yeah.
51:06 So, what's your So, rate everything 1 through 10.
51:09 Um Yes.
51:13 What's for That's for uh Bear.
51:20 What did you say?
51:21 I want a leash.
51:22 Oh,[ __] [laughter] I mean, like I love her.
51:24 She's When I get like super, super rich, I'm going to buy her a house.
51:28 Seriously?
51:29 It's all I care about.
51:31 Yeah.
51:31 It's all I care about.
51:33 So, I'll go in order.
51:34 I know, I can't No, I don't want to Like 1 through 10 I hate doing 1 through 10.
51:36 This is really good.
51:37 This is really good.
51:38 This is really good.
51:38 Or no, you didn't make that.
51:39 This is really good and this is really good.
51:40 I need more broccoli.
51:41 What's your favorite?
51:42 The rice.
51:43 Okay, second favorite?
51:44 The rice and then the rice, the steak and then the potatoes and the broccoli.
51:52 Yeah, cuz broccoli's not your thing.
51:53 Cuz I don't like broccoli.
51:53 But you know what?
51:54 I'm going to eat this[ __] broccoli for you.
51:56 Yeah, I don't really like vegetables either.
52:01 Oh my god, I didn't see how cute this was.
52:03 I love that photo of me.
52:05 Oh, I don't know where he found it.
52:06 Who's he?
52:07 My um designer He makes them?
52:09 Yeah.
52:14 Someone just texted me, "Yo,
52:15 you really got bars with the cooking." Somebody's watching this.
52:19 I received an invite for tonight.
52:21 I'm absolutely not going.
52:23 Oh, it's a All right, I'll make sure to return this to you.
52:31 Cuz it's glass and expensive.
52:33 Do you want the broccoli?
52:34 No, right?
52:35 Uh we we put like half of it.
52:38 I should start eating healthy cuz I'm going to the gym now.
52:47 Perfect.
52:51 [applause] There it is.
52:55 Do you want a little more to go?
52:57 Yes, please.
52:57 Of the rice.
53:02 Oh my god, I love my bag.