Trump and King Charles… What Really Happened? — SF711
Russell Brand
0:01 Hello there, you awakening wonders.
0:02 Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
0:05 We're going to be talking about the King's visit to your country, America,
0:09 and Trump's inappropriate prank of dressing up
0:13 the security staff there as revolutionary warriors.
0:15 We're going to be talking about a terrible
0:17 terrorist attack in my country, the United Kingdom.
0:19 We might have a quick look at this.
0:21 Let me see.
0:23 Is that the Bible you took to court?
0:24 Sometimes I feel like you're not listening.
0:26 That's hurtful.
0:27 Sometimes I feel like you're not listening.
0:28 No, no.
0:29 I am listening.
0:30 I think you're cynical about human beings.
0:32 I do.
0:33 That's it.
0:34 I don't like that.
0:35 I do.
0:36 No.
0:36 I think you're [clears throat]
0:37 I do.
0:37 [laughter]
0:39 No.
0:39 I think you're cynical about yourself.
0:41 Not at all.
0:42 I don't think you think you're capable of greatness.
0:44 It's pretty good.
0:45 Pretty good.
0:45 It's pretty good stuff.
0:46 Pretty good stuff.
0:46 We were doing that.
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1:42 So much to talk about,
1:43 but let's ensure that we're anchored first in something spiritual and healthy.
1:48 Here is a nurse with a verse.
1:50 Hello, Nurse Nikki.
1:50 The The new lighting is benefiting you tremendously.
1:54 You look fantastic.
1:56 What is the verse that you're going to share with us today?
1:59 Okay, we are reading from 1 Kings chapter 19 and this is Hurry up and find it.
2:04 Find it quicker.
2:04 It's taking all day.
2:06 Put the mic in your mouth.
2:07 Put the mic close to your mouth.
2:09 it.
2:09 I'll do it.
2:09 Speak yes, right.
2:10 You've got no Get straight to that verse.
2:13 There's not a second to lose.
2:15 Don't you be leafing through that book now.
2:18 right here.
2:19 Okay.
2:19 in advance.
2:20 That's clever.
2:20 That's clever.
2:21 I'm going to make a note of that.
2:22 Find the verse before the show.
2:25 Clever.
2:25 Hold on, let me write that down.
2:27 Yeah.
2:27 __] you, Piers.
2:29 Put little tabs in there.
2:31 [laughter] Go on.
2:33 Sorry, Nikki.
2:33 Sorry for cursing.
2:34 context, Elijah, the prophet, was told by God to go to this kid, Elisha.
2:40 So, he departed from there and found Elisha, the son of Shaphat,
2:45 while he was plowing with 12 pairs of oxen before him, and he with the 12.
2:50 And Elijah passed over him and threw his mantle on him.
2:55 He left the oxen and ran after Elijah and said,
2:59 "Please, let me kiss my father and my mother,
3:01 and then I will follow you." And he said to him, "Go back again,
3:05 for what have I done to you?" That was Elisha, just so you know.
3:10 So, Elisha returned from him, following him,
3:14 and took the pair of oxen and sacrificed them and boiled their flesh
3:18 with the implements of the oxen and gave it to the people and they ate it.
3:23 And then he arose and followed Elijah to minister to him.
3:27 So, real quick, implements is the plow that he was plowing with.
3:30 What's a mantle?
3:31 The mantle is like the cloak that that Elijah was wearing,
3:35 but in in kind of Christian or spiritual context, it's like when they say, "Hey,
3:39 here's He's passing his mantle on." It's
3:41 like the anointing that Elijah carried from God.
3:44 So, he's anointing Elisha with his
3:47 Before he was told by God to anoint Elisha, did he know him?
3:52 I don't know.
3:53 Mhm.
3:53 I don't know.
3:54 But no, you know, cuz here that came
3:55 from that text where he's like, "Oh, woe is me.
3:58 Like I'm the only prophet left." And he's like weeping.
4:01 And so he maybe he didn't.
4:02 Maybe God goes, "There's 7,000." Actually, that would have made it worse for me.
4:07 One of the things I like best is like It's just little us, suffering on my own.
4:11 There's 7,000 of you.
4:12 Oh, what's the point?
4:14 I quit.
4:15 Um so, why do you Why Why do you like that verse?
4:19 Um I Well, we had just been talking about that yesterday
4:21 and I read it with my son and I was just thinking about
4:24 how there times in our spiritual walk because I think this is
4:28 like a situational archetype in a sense that we run through as we
4:31 mature hit different things that the Lord and the Holy Spirit bring
4:35 that question back to us when we're called into something of the Lord
4:38 are we willing to leave behind what served us in the past
4:42 season to go into the new thing that God's asking us to do.
4:45 And so, I think that's that's a question to ask
4:48 ourselves again and again and again cuz we have found new
4:51 dependencies or new foundations and the Lord wants us to always
4:54 let him be alone the firm foundation that we stand on.
4:58 Thank you, nurse Nikki.
4:59 Let us know in the comments and chat what you think about
5:00 that and what you reckon you got to let go of in your own life.
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5:10 Let's have another quick look at this if it still hurts my feelings.
5:13 What a great nurse.
5:14 Well, I've already achieved greatness.
5:15 I won Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump.
5:17 Oh, bless you, darling.
5:21 [laughter] Nope, hurtful.
5:22 Don't like that.
5:22 No sense of humor about it.
5:23 Let us know what you think in the comments and the chat.
5:26 If you want to be wounded as an Englishman,
5:29 why not observe the visit of King Charles to the United States of America.
5:35 Our head of state, King Charles the III,
5:39 visited your head of state, Donald Trump the one, the only.
5:44 Some will be saying, "Thank God." Some will be saying,
5:46 "Manifestation of God." But, let me know what you think in the comments
5:49 and chat comments and chat about Trump's abominable behavior on this visit.
5:55 Firstly, dressing up people in the Rose Garden as revolutionary guards.
5:59 That's sarcastic and very, very hurtful.
6:02 Indeed, it was King Charles the literal last
6:05 King Charles where the What was his name?
6:08 George.
6:08 No, it was George It was George
6:10 of the Hanoverian dynasty that syphilitically and madly had
6:14 to let go of the great colonies cuz he I think gone insane in the old membrane.
6:20 But, nevertheless, were it not for Cornwallis' foolish decisions,
6:24 we could have kept hold of America.
6:26 But, it looks like it might be too late now because Well,
6:30 actually, I shook hands with King Charles one time.
6:33 Did you know that?
6:34 Have I told you that?
6:35 No, I haven't heard that one.
6:36 Don't say it like you've heard all my stories.
6:38 Did you hear the story about when I went on Piers Morgan?
6:41 Yes.
6:42 [laughter] That's pretty good.
6:43 Have you ever I told you the story about when I I shook hands with King Charles?
6:47 You told me about the Queen, but I don't remember the mistake.
6:50 That was a joke.
6:51 I could not get it.
6:52 I mean, I'll do it again now, right?
6:54 Oh, yeah.
6:55 You better believe it.
6:55 Of course I met the Queen, Joe.
6:56 What do you think you're Who do you think is walking you through recovery?
6:59 [laughter] Some Some dope off the street?
7:02 No, no, no.
7:04 These legs have been under the same table as kings and queens, mate.
7:08 It's only a matter of time before I'm knighted.
7:10 Only a matter of time.
7:11 I'm a noble by the holy hand.
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8:23 Right, so one time I done something called
8:24 the Royal Variety Performance in the United Kingdom.
8:28 So, you know, acrobats, all that kind of stuff, clap trap.
8:30 Anyway, this was in the old ascendancy era of old Russ in the mainstream.
8:35 And like, I done a performance in front of the Queen.
8:38 It was in Liverpool, so I can't remember the name of the theater,
8:41 but it was like, I don't know, a couple of thousand people or whatever.
8:43 And her Majesty the Queen and Prince Philip were there.
8:47 And like, I could tell, see, the Queen,
8:50 she didn't get where she was today, well, she, you know, just born into it.
8:53 Actually, let's face it, that's the way monarchy works,
8:55 but she [laughter] could tell she could tell a nutter a hundred yards.
9:00 So, I could see how she was like,
9:01 when you the show ends, you stand in a semicircle, the performers do, you know,
9:04 so I'm with these some glittery acrobats in like leotards and all that.
9:08 And Prince Philip, God rest his soul, he was right up for that.
9:11 I could see him going, "Woo!" And they were next to me.
9:14 And I was near James Blunt.
9:15 Yeah.
9:15 Yeah, beautiful.
9:16 Remember him?
9:17 It's true.
9:18 Yeah, James Blunt, he was right next to me.
9:20 Now, he's been in the Royal Guard,
9:22 so you could see that the Queen, they were all over him.
9:24 He ex-military.
9:26 And he's a nice guy, actually, James Blunt, he's all right.
9:28 But he sung that song, he sung that, and everyone liked it.
9:31 So, like, that's a safer one, but right next to him is old Russ,
9:34 all the lacquered it hair and all that kind of stuff,
9:37 lasciviousness, crazy concupiscence at the tips of me crazy fingers.
9:41 And I like I just like shook the hands
9:43 and like the Queen actually she wears gloves.
9:44 She She bolts by me like I was on fire.
9:47 But like afterwards I used to do this sort of stand up because
9:51 it's [snorts] a like you're watching them come down the line and it's
9:54 a sort of a very sort of nerve-racking feeling because also they tell you
9:57 in advance how you have to deal with a member of the royal family.
10:01 Like someone comes to your dressing room Let me Let me Let me line that up.
10:08 Like when you meet her majesty the Queen they say you have to bow from the head,
10:12 not from the waist, and you call her ma'am as in jam, not mom as in arm, right?
10:17 They give you instructions so you so you don't mess it up.
10:20 So I'm like I'll bow from the head, not from the waist.
10:21 Ma'am as in jam, not mom as in arm.
10:23 And that's what I'm thinking as she's coming around
10:25 the semicircle approaching Prince Philip flirting with a trapeze artist,
10:29 all that kind of stuff, James Bond.
10:31 As they're getting sort of closer and closer I'm thinking bow from the head,
10:35 not from bow from the head, not from the waist.
10:37 Ma'am as in jam, not mom as in arm.
10:39 But in the back [laughter] This is the bit of stand up.
10:42 THE BIT OF STAND UP The bit of stand up that I used to do
10:46 was But in the back of my mind I'm thinking grab her[ __] TITS.
10:53 [laughter]
10:52 I USED TO DO.
10:54 I used to do that stand up publicly.
10:57 Oh man.
10:58 Oh man.
10:59 Because not But it was a like a vertigo joke.
11:01 It was a kind The point of the joke is you know how you think mad stuff.
11:05 Don't you Don't you think mad stuff?
11:07 You know, like you sort of like I could jump off
11:08 that balcony or what if I just tip over this tray of drinks,
11:12 everything will go all crazy.
11:13 Like [laughter] stuff that goes through your And most of us
11:16 are like I'll throw this hot tea at this person like that.
11:19 You know, like it was that kind of thought.
11:20 It was like this is such a potentially mad
11:23 situation that the Queen's going to be standing just there.
11:25 It's too much pressure like I could just say crazy.
11:27 And obviously I didn't do anything crazy.
11:29 But now even making that joke Yeah.
11:32 Oh my god in the crazy old world of today.
11:35 Anyway, I didn't do those things and when I subsequently meant King
11:38 when I subsequently meant met King Charles or Prince Charles he was then,
11:42 I remember he had a bit of a clicky wrist.
11:45 You know, like his wrist was clicking during the handshake
11:48 and that was just from an old Russ handshake,
11:50 not from the famous Donald Trump handshake.
11:52 Let's see how that goes down.
12:06 Pretty good job I think King Charles did there of withstanding that handshake.
12:11 Joe, when you're doing things like say touching gloves, you know,
12:16 in a fight, a boxing match, do you think those things are important?
12:20 Do you think a lot of people have lost a fight before they even get in the ring?
12:24 Yeah, it's traditional that you got to do it,
12:25 but I think it's a little bit of mind games as well.
12:28 Depends about how you carry yourself, stamp a little bit of authority on them.
12:33 Good eye contact.
12:36 Yeah, you've got to He done well I think Charles there.
12:38 I think he's putting a like a good like now the may
12:42 the day may come where us are in particular meet Trump, right?
12:47 Now the handshake's going to happen.
12:49 Is he going to do that to us and are you Do you want to practice it?
12:54 I think Charles probably went somewhere and hid and he was just like ah.
12:58 Ooh.
12:58 Like I mean I don't like People used to say he didn't have very big hands.
13:01 I mean what do you think it's Like what do you think he's actually doing?
13:04 Like Do you think in a jujitsu way just go with it?
13:07 Do you want to try one on Let's try see what you
13:09 you do to me and I'm going to do my normal handshake.
13:13 You do to me what you think Trump does.
13:15 He does.
13:16 Ah, oh that's all right.
13:17 I don't mind that.
13:18 Just moving it.
13:19 It's like you see he's still talking it's like he's Yours is clicking.
13:21 You got [clears throat] I think Is yours clicking?
13:24 You got a clicky wrist.
13:25 That was actually That was my skin
13:28 That was just my penis emerging from my foreskin.
13:30 Now, I think that he's doing this.
13:32 I'm now you just be normal you, and I'll do what I think Trump does.
13:36 I think he does this.
13:37 I think he tries to I think he tries to take you off your balance.
13:40 Go do it to me what you think he does.
13:42 I think he pulls it
13:43 down I don't like that.
13:44 It's a downward pull.
13:45 Oh, a downward pull.
13:48 pull.
13:47 IT'S A DOWNWARD PULL.
13:49 That[ __] you up a bit, eh?
13:50 You need a tight core.
13:51 All right, I'm locking my core.
13:52 Go and do a downward pull.
13:53 That's it.
13:54 Oh, that's Oh, what happens if you fight against it?
13:57 All right, go on.
13:58 Does he like
14:00 Oh,
14:01 [laughter]
14:01 THEN HE CAN DO THE PUSH.
14:02 LIKE IF YOU RESIST, HE MIGHT do the push.
14:04 Only one way to find out.
14:06 Yeah.
14:07 Yeah.
14:07 How many times in your life have you had men actually grab your crotch?
14:12 Like men.
14:12 I've got twice it's happened to me.
14:14 I won't name them cuz it's actually a form of sexual assault,
14:17 but I have had two different men grab my crotch.
14:22 Grab it?
14:23 Yeah.
14:23 Grab it.
14:23 Grab your butt yesterday.
14:24 That was okay.
14:25 I didn't mind it.
14:26 You never had a nut tap?
14:28 Nut Just a nut.
14:29 It's happened to me.
14:29 I had a nut tap.
14:32 [laughter] Smack you.
14:33 But
14:33 You've not had a full grab?
14:35 Like in a weird way?
14:36 Like a flick?
14:39 [laughter] Well, it weren't very nice.
14:40 Like like how did that kind of like hey Hi, like that.
14:43 I think it was at that time I had a certain type of reputation,
14:46 and I think they wanted to see if they could get any of its magic off it.
14:51 [laughter] Like um like Excalibur.
14:52 And he felt his power leave his body.
14:56 That's the hem of the lord's coat.
14:58 That's the hem OF THE LORD'S COAT.
15:01 [laughter] THAT'S the hem of the lord's coat.
15:02 Right, let's get back to this now cuz right,
15:05 so Trump when meeting the great King Charles III
15:07 of the United Kingdom and all of her empires,
15:10 he I think he done a good job on that handshake.
15:13 But how would he have dealt with this little insult?
15:24 Americans are really laughing.
15:25 Like Dave's laughing, Jake's laughing.
15:28 I just think he's trolling.
15:29 I mean, he it's just
15:31 Is that out of order?
15:33 Yeah.
15:32 You're out of order.
15:33 Like, all right, what would that be?
15:35 What's the equivalent there?
15:37 What's the equivalent if like what if you guys like went to Vietnam and they
15:42 had like loads of heroin there and threw you down a tunnel like I don't know.
15:46 What's the equivalent?
15:47 There is no equivalent.
15:48 There is equivalent because America's misdeeds since
15:51 the Second World War have been really bad.
15:52 Let's keep thinking about it over the course of the show.
15:55 I don't want to offend Americans.
15:56 Knock the building down point.
15:58 Oh.
15:59 Oh.
16:00 Oh, no.
16:00 No, messy.
16:03 [laughter]
16:02 You This make you feel at home, guys?
16:04 Knock the building
16:04 want to distance myself.
16:06 I want to distance Oh.
16:07 Oh, too soon.
16:09 Too far.
16:09 Too soon.
16:11 Too soon.
16:12 It's in 20 years.
16:12 Get a No, I'm not over it.
16:14 Not over it yet.
16:15 I was dressed as Osama bin Laden the next day.
16:17 If anyone had dealt with it quickly, [laughter] it was Al Murray.
16:21 Back in the MTV era, I was a silly boy back then.
16:24 The old drugs they'll do that to a fellow.
16:36 Awesome.
16:36 And they're doing them patriot drums and everything.
16:38 They're taking the actual piss.
16:39 Uh but that's nothing compared to Alex Jones uh response to the video.
16:43 Land of our king.
16:45 Trump and the king and how they do it.
16:46 Land of Islamic pedophiles.
16:49 Land of satanic evil.
16:52 Let's listen in here.
16:53 Destroying Ireland and Scotland, too.
16:57 Those are not the actual lyrics, [laughter] Alex.
17:00 The lyrics are send her victorious, happy and glorious.
17:09 Land of Peter Philin.
17:12 And now yeah, but no, those are not the lyrics.
17:15 Pretty funny.
17:16 Pretty funny from Alex Jones.
17:17 It's interesting, isn't it?
17:18 Because what is the special relationship between
17:20 the United Kingdom and the United States now?
17:23 What is the City of London?
17:24 Why is the City of London protected from jurisdiction?
17:27 Why they got weird different tax laws there?
17:29 What on earth's going on?
17:30 Where is real power?
17:32 Certainly many people now don't believe that real
17:34 power is held within the executive branch
17:36 of the presidential office itself even if when
17:39 it comes to significant stuff like you know,
17:42 I don't know, advancing holy wars in the Middle East.
17:45 But let me know what you think in the comments and chat.
17:47 What is this ceremony truly about?
17:49 Certainly not chivalry because here is Camilla being cut
17:54 down in her prime by an advancing handshaking Donald Trump.
17:58 Although as a true Brit, you know,
18:01 Camilla is a difficult pill to swallow cuz many of the Brits IS STILL DIANA.
18:06 DIANA!
18:08 [screaming] [music] [music] [music] STRONG BIDEN VIBES FROM CHARLES THERE.
18:26 HE LOOKS like he's about to reverse through that hedge right out there.
18:32 [music] [music] I suppose that's what Trump is about.
18:41 Power in such an overt and readable and obvious ways.
18:44 Whether it's power plays like handshakes, glib announcements on Truth Social.
18:50 Power, vivid lurid power.
18:52 And I suppose isn't that what was appealing in the first instance?
18:56 Oh, this guy is playing about it.
18:57 It's obvious.
18:58 Not like them insidious caring, sharing peculiar figures.
19:02 Your Bidens, even your Obamas.
19:04 I like that kind of a newly emergent and evolved form of power.
19:09 Sleek and charismatic but still leads to the financial crash,
19:13 still leads to droning in Syria, still leads to the same kind of interest.
19:16 I mean, if all this concern that seems
19:19 to be defining the American political space right now,
19:21 if we say for example,
19:22 it's either is it the total lack of trust in the post-Epstein files era?
19:25 Is it the sense that Israel has undue influence?
19:28 What what is it?
19:29 What is the issue that's defining American politics right now?
19:32 Well, whatever it actually is,
19:35 it seems to span the Trump, Biden, Clinton, Obama, Bush.
19:41 It goes beyond that.
19:42 So, you know, what are we going to do with all this paraphernalia,
19:46 all this mad pageantry,
19:47 whether it's the lunacy of our country, the United Kingdom,
19:50 and all all of our what do I want [clears throat] to say?
19:53 Like our cenotaphs and our emblems and our livery, or yours?
19:58 Where is real power?
19:59 Where is real power?
20:02 Uh here, um Trump uh Charles also addressed Congress, I feel.
20:07 Yeah, that's what this one is,
20:08 and uh they have a And Trump does a nice
20:10 little joke because of the no kings protest, I guess.
20:15 [applause] Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor
20:18 of presenting to you His Majesty Charles III.
20:23 [applause] [applause] [applause]
20:39 Since they visit about this, I wonder how long in advance they plan it.
20:42 I wonder how explicit they are of the intentions.
20:45 Do you wonder that it might be motivated
20:47 by an awareness that the British government is deeply unpopular?
20:51 And that in all likelihood Nigel Farage will
20:53 be the next Prime Minister of our country,
20:55 a coalition between the Conservative Party and Reform Party,
20:58 and that the monarchy have to position
21:00 themselves favorably for those forthcoming events.
21:05 Furthermore, what do you Americans think?
21:07 It seems like the Americans there were
21:08 right turned on and into our British power.
21:12 They were They were foaming at the gack
21:14 to get there to get their fingers all over Charles.
21:18 What do you think?
21:18 Do you believe you're still a bit turned on by British monarchy?
21:21 I don't know, not by Charles.
21:24 [laughter] I think it had its moment.
21:25 Everybody loves the Queen.
21:27 Yeah, she was good.
21:27 Everybody loved Diana.
21:29 Beautiful.
21:31 Uh, it's falling apart.
21:33 The boys are I mean, they're still kind of interesting.
21:35 The boys.
21:36 Harry and Harry and Willie.
21:38 Yeah.
21:38 Those lads.
21:39 they've even lost a little something.
21:40 Lost a little luster when they went bald.
21:43 Needs to be a woman.
21:44 You want a woman one.
21:45 What?
21:45 It's better with a woman.
21:46 What?
21:46 Victoria, Elizabeth I, Elizabeth II.
21:48 You think women queens Yeah, queens should have been.
21:51 Yeah, cuz it's someone to fight for for queen and country.
21:53 You feel like you're doing it for like this chick, this sublime chick.
21:56 Whereas with Charles, who gives a[ __] Who would have done get out of there?
22:00 up for years to be like a weak like kind of squirrely.
22:06 Like everything that we even saw on TV.
22:08 What, the crown?
22:09 You talking about the crown?
22:10 Or even before that.
22:11 you know.
22:11 Anytime you ever saw him, even with cuz I guess from Diana,
22:14 I mean, that's ultimately where he went wrong.
22:18 It's weird.
22:18 Hey, do you know what I heard the other day?
22:19 I heard that the social network, brilliant film.
22:21 Is it Fincher that made that?
22:23 Um, and like I really love it, but like I just saw someone,
22:27 I think maybe on Shawn Ryan, saying that whole film is a total blag.
22:31 Zuckerberg's an asset.
22:32 He's owned.
22:33 The The whole idea of some entrepreneurial figure, like, "Oh, he's a genius.
22:37 He came up with Facebook." And he explained it.
22:39 This lad, this not this lad, this man said,
22:41 "Look, the CIA already had this thing.
22:43 It was called Life Fun or something.
22:45 And it was all of the tech that was required for Facebook." He goes,
22:48 "Look, they just Look, you can see it exists.
22:49 It's registered before Facebook.
22:51 The technology exists.
22:53 And look, you can almost I think he said
22:54 you can see that it's been given to Zuckerberg." So,
22:57 like all those sort of figures, um,
22:59 even something like I can't imagine that Fincher's doing this, but we
23:02 know when you hear that Hollywood is the propaganda arm of power,
23:06 do you think it kind of works in that way?
23:09 Like let's make a film that makes Zuckerberg look like a weird genius,
23:14 when really he's just a a fed, just an asset.
23:17 Do you think that's how it works?
23:19 Matty, you got something, mate?
23:21 Look at asset 35 on the show,
23:23 that's Buzz Aldrin telling Conan O'Brien that the he
23:26 actually saw an animation of the moon landing,
23:27 which reminds me of people saying did
23:29 Stanley Kubrick do the fake moon landing thing?
23:32 Yeah, so little trust.
23:33 I mean, before the show started, we were talking about how even events
23:38 like the assassination attempt at the press conference.
23:40 We know like we don't care really anymore.
23:42 It's like there's so much going on.
23:44 And even them things that are real serious, like the Iran war,
23:47 it's like I ain't got time to care about this.
23:49 There's so much bewilderment, so much comments.
23:51 I mean, you know, with the thing with me on Piers Morgan the other day,
23:54 if something sort of somewhat innocuous like me leafing through
23:58 the Bible trying to find a quote can glean that much attention,
24:02 it it starts to make you wonder about
24:04 what the hierarchy of interest is really built around.
24:07 What appetites are being fulfilled?
24:10 And, you know, do we care about the monarchy?
24:12 I'm talking about Brits.
24:13 Or do we care about the crown?
24:15 Do we think that Elon Musk and Zuckerberg,
24:17 etc., etc., they're these weird entrepreneurial geniuses?
24:20 Or are we starting to suspect that actually in the same
24:24 way that the electromagnetic light range is limited by our sensory capacities,
24:29 our understanding of real global global politics is similarly limited.
24:33 And all of the real power and all
24:36 of the real decisions are taking place beyond our control,
24:40 whether that's who's going to be president
24:42 and whether or not that president's going
24:43 to go for go to a war or not commit a country to war.
24:48 It it the the real power is moving invisibly and insidiously beyond our reach.
24:53 Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
24:55 I think increasingly that's what people generally think and hasn't
24:58 it induced the sort of fatigue where you can't
25:00 even really care about massive wars that will in various
25:05 economic and maybe even mortal ways affect your life.
25:08 Here on Conan is Buzz Aldrin saying he saw an animation of the moon landing.
25:13 Is he saying that I mean this well it's I've not watched
25:15 this yet but it's Massie thinks it's an appropriate asset to help
25:18 us understand our kind of fatigue and weariness and the abundance
25:22 of information and the lack of trust really in any of it.
25:24 Well, let's talk about this cuz this is fascinating.
25:26 I remember very clearly, I think anybody who was alive at the time does.
25:29 I remember my parents waking me up and we went down
25:32 and we watched you guys land on the moon which was No, you didn't.
25:36 What?
25:36 Because uh uh there wasn't any television.
25:38 They weren't weren't they taking a picture?
25:40 You watched animation.
25:41 So, you associated what you saw with I have very hazy memories.
25:45 I know.
25:46 Well, what we No, what we what we saw was we
25:48 all we all were gathered around the old tabletop radio and listened.
25:52 about uh you know, how many feet we're going
25:54 to the left and right and then I said, "Contact light.
25:56 Engine stop." That's exciting.
25:59 and then Neil said, "Houston, Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed."
26:04 That's exciting.
26:05 Man, how about that?
26:05 That That was very exciting.
26:07 Not a bad line.
26:08 Yeah.
26:08 Yeah.
26:08 This was
26:10 Buzz Aldrin does there appear to be inadvertently revealing that whatever
26:14 the footage was that America watched on that famous night,
26:17 it was not direct footage and many people who sort
26:20 of question the veracity of the moon landings similarly say,
26:23 "Well, the tech weren't available then.
26:24 You can't get a phone signal." All that kind
26:26 of stuff and that's an interesting and unusual moment that's difficult
26:30 to find and we'll tell What what what on earth
26:32 was Buzz Aldrin saying if not it was an animation?
26:36 Pretty clear further evidence to the mistrust and distrust of that situation.
26:41 immediate aftermath of 9/11 when NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time.
26:48 It's weird to consider what Charles is going to say?
26:53 Who writes this?
26:54 What is the intention?
26:56 Where does it get approved?
26:58 Because in a sense, our king don't have any constitutional power.
27:03 A monarch is a symbol.
27:04 So, what we're watching is PR.
27:07 We're watching PR.
27:08 And it says here that what he's going to talk about is Ukraine, Russia.
27:13 It's interesting.
27:14 He's going to advocate for war and war spending.
27:17 First time and the United Nations Security
27:19 Council was united in the face of terror,
27:24 we answered the call together as our people
27:27 have done so for more than a century,
27:29 shoulder to shoulder through two world wars, the Cold War,
27:34 Afghanistan, and moments that have defined our shared security.
27:39 Today, Mr.
27:40 Speaker, that same unyielding resolve is needed
27:45 for the defense of Ukraine and her most courageous people.
27:51 [applause] [applause] Pelosi's well into it.
28:00 You know, I sometimes think we're
28:02 like ducklings imprinting our affections on what
28:05 we see while we're vulnerable before our eyes are barely yet open.
28:10 A monarch, a king, I reckon even if you're
28:12 someone that's important and powerful and you meet a king,
28:15 part of you can't help but feel, "Oh, wow, like when I was a kid and I
28:19 like saw this royal wedding or the death of this person.
28:22 I'm part of the continuum now.
28:24 Look, here I am meeting Leonardo DiCaprio or here I am meeting
28:29 Grace Kelly or whoever you have
28:31 personally anointed and appointed to be powerful.
28:34 Of course, though, a king is literally supposed
28:36 to be God's chosen one and the the crowning ceremony,
28:39 the coronation ceremony of a British monarch includes a very mysterious [clears
28:44 throat] moment that is veiled and an oil anoints them out of sight.
28:47 I don't know if the crucifix is applied actually because you're not allowed
28:50 to see it because it is literally meant to be a cult, set apart, sacred.
28:55 Now, if you watch a lot of peripheral,
28:57 less peripheral these days, online content,
29:01 you'll be aware that many people believe that these powerful families,
29:06 including the British monarchy, are connected to real peculiar cultish power.
29:10 That's difficult for me because uh you know,
29:13 I had those meetings with them, of course, real fleeting.
29:16 That won't be enough to tell if someone was a reptile.