‘The Big Bang Theory’ Clips to Watch While Doomscrolling

0:04 Hello, Leonard.

0:06 I was going to write you an email,

0:08 but I'm a little drunk and spelling is a sober person's game.

0:13 So, I feel I owe you explanation.

0:21 I'm sorry.

0:23 Explanation.

0:26 Penny.

0:27 Penny.

0:28 Penny.

0:29 Sheldon.

0:29 Go away.

0:30 I'm making a video.

0:32 I'm sorry.

0:32 I'll come back when you're alone.

0:35 No, no, no.

0:36 I am alone.

0:37 I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him.

0:40 Oh, he knows.

0:41 The video I want to see is why you went out with him in the first place.

0:46 I went out with him because he's great.

0:48 If I kept going out with him, I probably would have married him.

0:51 And I It's a little scary because I

0:53 just don't think I'm ready for that, you know?

0:56 Plus, I have got to learn how to spell hofstutter.

1:00 I I know there's a D in there,

1:02 but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.

1:07 What do I do?

1:09 Try to pass out face down so you don't choke on your vomit.

1:14 I am not going to pass out.

1:17 But thank you anyway.

1:26 Wow.

1:26 I know.

1:26 There's like two more hours of her just lying there.

1:32 A You love me so much.

1:36 I married you, jackass.

1:38 I I know.

1:39 And not just out of pity like everyone said in their wedding toast.

1:43 You want to see the part where she falls off the chair?

1:47 Totally.

1:56 Want to grab some lunch?

1:58 You know what?

1:59 I don't think so.

2:01 Well, let me guess.

2:01 You're not eating because the mean girls circled your chubby bits and marker.

2:07 No, that that right there, that's the reason you're always making fun of me.

2:12 Well, those are just jokes.

2:13 It's my way of saying that we're friends and it wouldn't hurt you to drop a few.

2:20 See, no wonder I don't have any confidence.

2:23 Come on.

2:24 You can't blame that on me.

2:25 Why not?

2:26 15 years of constant ridicule.

2:29 I I think our relationship has become toxic.

2:33 What are you saying?

2:36 I think you and I need to spend some time away from each other.

2:41 Look, I I can see you're upset, but I'm going to need some ground rules.

2:48 While we're apart, can I see other needy INDIAN MEN?

2:51 GET OUT.

2:52 SCRATCH PAPER CHECK.

2:54 Whiteboard check.

2:55 Checkmix check.

2:58 And here we go.

3:03 Dang it.

3:06 Hello, mother.

3:08 Hi there, Shel.

3:08 You will never believe who I ran into at the barbecue festival.

3:13 I am right in the middle of some very important work.

3:15 I don't have time for this right now.

3:17 Then why did you answer the phone?

3:20 Because you raised me to be polite.

3:21 Now stop bothering me.

3:53 Hello again.

3:55 Who did you see at the barbecue festival?

3:58 Mr.

3:59 Watkins.

4:01 Really?

4:01 You called me and interrupted my work to tell me

4:03 that you ran into somebody you could plausibly run into.

4:06 Sorry, mother.

4:07 I really need to focus here.

4:09 I will speak to you next week.

4:11 Okay, sweetheart.

4:11 I'll talk to you then.

4:22 I thought Mr.

4:23 Watkins moved to Florida.

4:26 He did.

4:26 He was back visiting his son.

4:29 Oh gosh darn it.

4:30 That is interesting.

4:32 Was it Tommy or Joe?

4:33 I bet it was Joe cuz he and Tommy had a falling out of that time share.

4:40 Okay.

4:40 I I I'm really uncomfortable with him back in that room.

4:44 Why?

4:44 He hasn't made a peep all day.

4:46 You You don't get it.

4:47 All the years that we lived together, he drove me crazy the whole time.

4:51 And now he's not.

4:56 Exactly.

4:57 Don't look at me like that.

4:58 It It It means he did it on purpose.

5:01 It was a choice.

5:03 That's like finding out Godzilla could have had Arby's instead of Tokyo.

5:09 I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.

5:11 Not my point.

5:17 Sheldon.

5:17 Sheldon.

5:20 I'm sorry.

5:20 Am I being too loud?

5:24 No.

5:24 You're being perfect and you know it.

5:26 Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant?

5:30 No.

5:31 Yes.

5:31 What?

5:32 Stop messing with me.

5:37 Hey, I was wrong.

5:38 There's an Arby's in Okinawa.

5:43 Hey, uh, what do you think we should open our show with?

5:45 Uh, Thor and Dr.

5:46 Jones or Let's Get Astrophysical.

5:51 I think we should start with something that gets them up on their feet.

5:54 Maybe Sherlock around the clock.

5:57 Great.

5:57 Yep.

5:57 Uh, let's give it a try.

6:02 Callie's napping.

6:03 Keep it down.

6:05 Right.

6:05 Sorry.

6:07 It's cool.

6:07 We don't need volume to rock.

6:10 Instead of blowing the roof of this place,

6:11 we can gently lift it off and set it quietly down in the backyard.

6:17 Okay.

6:18 1 2 3.

6:22 Set to Watson on Baker Street.

6:25 Come on, doctor.

6:27 Time to move them feet.

6:29 Sing it with us.

6:30 Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock around the clock.

6:34 We can't hear you.

6:36 Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock around the gun.

6:42 Nice going.

6:44 Sorry.

6:44 Sorry.

6:45 I'll get her.

6:46 One sec.

6:49 You bought diapers, right?

6:53 Be right back.

6:55 Rock and roll.

6:58 They're remaking your show and they cast Will Weaton as Professor Proton.

7:03 And the worst part is he's not even a scientist.

7:07 No, the the worst part is I'm sitting on a moist log.

7:16 We have to stop this and protect your legacy.

7:19 What legacy?

7:20 My My last two seasons, I was on Sunday morning at 5:30.

7:25 We we were beat by Dave Goliath.

7:30 I can't believe you don't care.

7:33 Believe it.

7:36 Well, I care a lot.

7:38 And Will Weaten will ru the day he ever met me.

7:43 I think that's true of most people.

7:48 Sometimes Amy doesn't do things because she's worried about how I'll react.

7:52 First of all, it's not sometimes, it's always.

7:56 Second, it's not Amy, it's everybody.

8:00 And third, it's not news, it's well established.

8:03 Yeah, like just now I wanted to get a croissant,

8:05 but I didn't want to hear you say oo la.

8:10 So, you're saying everyone walks on eggshells to spare my feelings?

8:13 No, of course not.

8:14 Because we don't want to hear you complain about

8:15 how much you hate the sound of crunching eggshells.

8:20 I don't want my relationship with Amy to be like that.

8:23 Sheldon Amy knew what she was getting into.

8:26 You think?

8:26 Yes, we warned her.

8:30 Well, regardless, I can change.

8:33 Yeah, of course you guys.

8:35 Yeah.

8:36 Everybody thinks I'm so predictable.

8:37 Well, tomorrow I'm going to show up at work and do something no one will expect.

8:41 Wear a baseball cap backwards to prove your point.

8:49 Yes, but which hat?

8:52 Gryffindor.

8:55 Well, now that you guessing, I'm not going to do it.

8:58 Yeah, you will.

9:02 Yeah.

9:01 I just talked to Sheldon.

9:02 He apologized about the tests and asked me to be his best man.

9:06 Uh, great.

9:07 After all you've done for him, he should have asked you.

9:09 And Amy's your best friend.

9:10 I'm sure she'll come to her senses and pick you.

9:13 Okay.

9:13 She's not my best friend.

9:14 We're not 12.

9:15 She wants Bernardet to be her maid of honor.

9:16 I really don't care.

9:18 Sounds like you care.

9:19 No.

9:19 I mean, it it's just annoying.

9:21 You know, we talk every day.

9:22 We see each other all the time.

9:23 She's always there for me.

9:24 And basically, oh my god, Amy's my best friend.

9:30 You okay?

9:32 No, my best friend didn't ask me to be her mate of honor.

9:34 I'm pissed.

9:38 So, bottom line, what you did was wrong and cruel,

9:43 which the mother of my children finds oddly appealing.

9:48 So, she still wants to be my mate of honor.

9:50 Maid of honor, hit woman, whatever you need.

9:52 Make the call.

9:55 Look, I know this is your wedding and you can do whatever you want,

9:58 but if you think anyone but me is going to be your maid of honor,

10:00 then you're an idiot because you are my best friend.

10:03 Too late, Bernardet.

10:06 Bestie.

10:08 I think if we want to predict the height of the wave,

10:11 we need to use elasticity theory and model

10:13 the lattice as one continuous flexible piece.

10:16 This is fun playing with popsicle sticks.

10:19 Exploring ways to store kinetic energy.

10:21 It's like preschool all over again.

10:25 Except now if I eat paste,

10:26 it's because I want to, not because Craig Schultz is making me.

10:31 Hey, can I ask you a question?

10:32 Is it where was the teacher?

10:33 She was in the bathroom smoking.

10:35 That's where.

10:37 It wasn't, but I'm glad to see you've moved on.

10:41 I I was going to ask if being married felt any different.

10:45 Oh, uh, not really.

10:48 Sorry, that probably wasn't the answer you were looking for.

10:51 No, actually, it is.

10:53 I mean, Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now,

10:56 and I just I don't want anything to mess that up.

10:58 Mhm.

10:59 You do remember you're here because he kicked you out of your apartment.

11:04 Yes, his work is important to him.

11:07 It's one of the things I find the sexiest about him.

11:11 Well, that and his butt.

11:21 He does a little snack.

11:22 You sure you don't want your spy to do it?

11:25 What are you talking about?

11:26 You really don't trust me?

11:27 You had to have Amy stop by?

11:29 I trust you.

11:30 Yeah, you were a terrible waitress and we still ask you to get us a snack.

11:38 Excuse me while I go take care of your baby.

11:40 Then I'll bring you your snack and you can insult me some more.

11:44 I don't know about you, but I am not eating whatever she brings us.

11:50 Hey, Harie.

11:51 Oh, it's okay.

11:52 Auntie Penny's here.

11:53 Sh.

11:54 Let's get you changed.

11:56 Your mommy and daddy say they trust me,

11:58 but they're full of the same stuff your diaper is.

12:03 Now, I feel bad.

12:04 Well, she never really liked me.

12:06 It's kind of nice she hates you now, too.

12:09 But I'm here for you and I would never let anything

12:12 happen to you because your auntie Penny loves you so much.

12:16 Mama, is that her first word?

12:28 Mama.

12:30 No, no, baby.

12:31 I'm not your mama.

12:32 Your mama's the nice lady we're going to go see

12:34 right now so I can rub this in her face.

12:38 Do you hear that sucker?

12:39 She called me mama.

12:42 What's going on?

12:44 What if there was something I wanted to do,

12:46 but I was worried other people would think less of me?

12:50 Is that other person me?

12:51 And does it happen in the bedroom?

12:52 In which case, I think I'm cool with it.

13:01 No, it's about working with Bert on You know what?

13:04 I'm not even going to say it.

13:05 I am just going to say the letter.

13:06 spirit starts with an ology.

13:09 G Oh, no.

13:10 That's not going to work.

13:16 Geology.

13:15 Yes.

13:16 But we parted ways because I was worried about my reputation.

13:21 Sheldon, you've never cared what people thought.

13:24 Even when you really, really should.

13:27 Doing okay.

13:28 No, I'm very nervous.

13:42 Where are you going?

13:43 The gift shop.

13:44 There is no gift shop.

13:45 Sit down.

13:48 This was your idea.

13:50 So was having sex.

13:51 And look where that got us.

13:54 This isn't a big deal.

13:55 Stop whining.

13:57 When you were in labor and I said that, you kicked me.

14:01 Howard Wallowitz.

14:04 Want me to go with you?

14:07 No, I'll be fine.

14:08 Yeah, we got this.

14:09 Sit down.

14:15 Wish me luck.

14:18 Other way, buster.

14:25 Okay.

14:26 Uh, this is a bit awkward.

14:27 It says here that I need to check the area for redness and swelling.

14:34 You know what?

14:34 It hurts so much.

14:35 Go ahead.

14:37 They're going to start making Professor Proton science show again.

14:40 I thought he passed away.

14:41 He did.

14:42 He was cremated and his remains were put in a baking soda volcano.

14:48 Don't make jokes.

14:49 He meant a lot to Sheldon.

14:50 Me, too.

14:51 I grew up watching his show.

14:52 He's one of the reasons I became a scientist.

14:54 A thought you did it just to get girls.

14:58 Jokes on you.

14:58 It worked.

15:02 Have they found anyone to replace him?

15:03 No, not yet.

15:04 And it won't be easy.

15:05 Arthur Jeff was an accomplished scientist.

15:08 You know who would make a great Professor Proton?

15:11 Merryill Stre.

15:14 She's not a scientist.

15:16 Uh, then explain to me why she has chemistry with literally everyone.

15:22 It would be nice if they cast a woman.

15:24 Oh, you've already got Doctor Who in the Ghostbusters.

15:26 Leave us something.

15:30 Well, this party's a disaster.

15:32 Don't blame the party.

15:34 You know how many favors I had to call

15:35 in with my bounce house guy to get Wonder Woman?

15:40 Is that Wonder Woman?

15:43 Technically, it's a Chinese knockoff called Happy Strong Swimsuit Lady.

15:48 Then I take it back.

15:49 It's a great party.

15:51 No, you can sit here and sulk if you want.

15:53 I'm going to go celebrate Hal's first birthday,

15:55 which I planned with no help from you.

15:58 What are you doing?

15:59 It's a boat's house.

16:00 I'M GOING TO GO BOATS IN IT.

16:04 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BEFORE YOU go in there.

16:10 You know what?

16:11 I'm stressed about my daughter's birthday party.

16:14 I don't need your attitude.

16:15 Well, I worked really hard on this and you haven't even said thank you.

16:19 Oh, I'm sorry.

16:20 Thank you.

16:21 Thank you for blaming me for everything that's wrong in your life.

16:24 Thank you for walking out on our friendship.

16:27 You are welcome.

16:28 AND THANK YOU FOR MOCKING me for ALL OF THESE YEARS.

16:30 THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT SO EASY.

16:35 Why are you being SUCH A JERK?

16:37 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY best friend and you HURT MY FEELINGS.

16:41 WELL, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

16:41 YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

16:46 I can't believe you shoved me.

16:50 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOVED ME.

16:52 BUT IT WAS KIND OF FUN, WASN'T IT?

16:54 IT WAS.

16:54 DO IT AGAIN.

16:55 GLADLY.

16:58 OKAY, NOW AT THE SAME TIME.

17:03 That was awesome.

17:04 Okay, this time knees then feet.

17:06 One, two, three.

17:09 Sorry if it's weird.

17:10 Sheldon made me best man instead of you.

17:12 It's okay.

17:13 I was best man for two whole days.

17:18 No one can take that away from me.

17:22 Except for Sheldon when he did.

17:26 Although if you want to be a part of the wedding party,

17:28 I suppose you could be the flower girl.

17:35 Sold.

17:36 I thought Hie was going to be the flower girl.

17:39 Oh, that's much better.

17:40 Sorry, Stuart.

17:41 You're out.

17:44 Hey, so is Bernardet okay with me being made of honor?

17:47 Actually, I haven't had the courage to tell her.

17:51 I guess I should do that.

17:52 Uh, yeah.

17:56 Although, as maid of honor, your job is to make my life easier.

18:02 Damn it.

18:03 Hey, Stuart, you still want in on this wedding?

18:09 Not that much.

18:12 Fine, I'll do it.

18:14 But do me a favor and unlock the liquor cabinet first.

18:18 Dr.

18:18 Zayn, Dr.

18:19 Harris, this is my fiance, Dr.

18:20 Sheldon Cooper.

18:21 That's the first time I've said that and it kind of gave me the goosebumps.

18:26 Dr.

18:26 Cooper, we are so excited to meet you.

18:28 Oh, that's very kind of you.

18:31 If you'd like, I could autograph your menus after dinner,

18:34 but I better not see those on eBay.

18:37 No, no, no.

18:38 We're just excited to meet the man who landed this brilliant woman here.

18:42 Oh, that wasn't hard.

18:43 She threw herself at me.

18:46 Now, getting the universe to show me its naughty bits,

18:50 that that took some doing.

18:53 Sheldon's a physicist.

18:55 Oh, that's nice.

19:00 Amy, I recently read your paper on lesions

19:02 in the oldactory receptors in the brain.

19:04 It was inspired.

19:07 Well, I guess it didn't stink, but if it did, that rat wouldn't have known it.

19:12 I'm sorry.

19:13 I'm sure you don't want to sit here and listen to a bunch of work talk.

19:16 Oh, no.

19:16 I love it.

19:17 No, but let's talk about work.

19:18 Amy's work.

19:19 My work.

19:20 Yeah.

19:20 Why don't we start with my work?

19:23 Actually, I do have a question for Dr.

19:24 Cooper.

19:25 When Amy first told you about her approach to synaptic tracing,

19:28 did you think was going to revolutionize the field?

19:33 Really?

19:33 That's your question?

19:35 What are you entertainment tonight?

19:38 You know what?

19:39 I'm going to give you a better question here.

19:40 Um, Dr.

19:41 Cooper, I heard you were working on a top secret project for the US military.

19:46 Why don't you tell us about that?

19:47 See, that's a great question.

19:50 Okay.

19:51 What was that like?

19:52 I can't tell you that.

19:53 It's top secret.

19:55 You wanted to see me?

19:56 Yes.

19:56 I wanted to talk to you about the email you sent me last night.

20:00 I sent you an email.

20:03 You bet you did.

20:07 Hello.

20:08 Shalom and aloha from the grave of Richard Fineman.

20:11 Oh, it's coming back to me.

20:14 Please accept the following retraction.

20:17 I know I said physics is dead, but it is the opposite of dead.

20:21 If anything, it is undead, like a zombie.

20:26 Speaking of which, if Richard Fineman came back as a zombie,

20:29 I would totally let him bite.

20:33 Any chance that's the end?

20:36 I got bit by a squirrel once.

20:39 I had to get rabies shots.

20:42 I cried so much.

20:43 My mother said, "Don't be a baby." In conclusion, physics is great.

20:48 Squirrels suck.

20:50 And someday I'm going to put my mom in a cheap nursing home.

20:55 Yours truly, Xoxo, Dr.

20:58 Leonard Hofster.

20:59 I I can explain.

21:00 I

21:03 P.S.

21:03 Can you come pick us up?

21:05 The Uber driver won't open the door because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit.

21:11 Oh, I don't care.

21:13 You know me.

21:14 I just go with the flow.

21:19 Beach, public pool, they both sound awesome.

21:25 On second thought, beach.

21:28 I'd like to befriend a seagull.

21:32 That is crazy.

21:34 Yeah.

21:34 Will you email that to me?

21:38 Have you played this for him?

21:40 No.

21:40 I'm worried he'll say I violated his privacy.

21:43 Listen to how happy he sounds.

21:45 I'm up for anything as long as I'm with you.

21:51 What are you listening to?

21:54 Nothing.

21:53 Oh, come on.

21:53 I want to hear.

21:57 We don't need GPS.

21:59 Let's just see where the road takes us.

22:03 I see why you turned it off.

22:05 That guy sounds like an idiot.

22:08 Honey, that's you.

22:09 Don't be silly.

22:11 My voice is deep and sorous, like a Caucasian James Earl Jones.

22:17 Luke, I am your father.

22:18 See, it is you.

22:21 I recorded you in your sleep.

22:24 Oh, look.

22:25 A hitchhiker.

22:27 I bet he has some interesting stories.

22:31 That's me.

22:33 It's you.

22:34 So, you spied on me in my sleep.

22:37 Sheldon, I'm sorry.

22:38 You've been doing this every night.

22:39 I couldn't help but wonder if it meant something.

22:42 Well, it doesn't.

22:43 Are you sure?

22:44 I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control,

22:47 so it's plausible that when we're asleep,

22:49 aspects of our personality that we repress might come out.

22:53 Don't try to put science lipstick on your new age pig.

22:57 And for the record, you make noises when you sleep.

23:00 And I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw.

23:06 If you want me to object at your wedding, just give me one of these.

23:11 Just wish I could make Howard feel as angry as I'm feeling.

23:17 Well, maybe you could do something he likes and make him jealous.

23:21 Like what?

23:23 You ever read Tom Sawyer?

23:27 No.

23:25 Chores.

23:25 He likes chores.

23:29 Oo.

23:30 What kind of chores?

23:32 Well, you could change the batteries and the smoke detectors.

23:35 That would drive him crazy.

23:39 That's great.

23:40 Oh, he'll be so mad.

23:41 Smoke will be coming out of his ears.

23:43 Then the smoke detectors will detect it.

23:47 Wait, hold on.

23:48 Why'd you ask me about Tom Sawyer?

23:50 I'm just interested in you.

23:52 What?

23:53 You are sweeter than your applesauce.

24:00 Okay, I put new batteries in the smoke detectors.

24:03 Did you do the laundry?

24:04 I sure did.

24:06 Oh, he's going to be steamed just like his dress shirts.

24:12 At least he can still clean the oven, so that's something.

24:15 No, that's what he thinks.

24:16 Where's your steel wool?

24:17 Right here.

24:20 We make quite the team.

24:22 Sure do.

24:24 Okay, you ready?

24:25 Yeah, almost.

24:25 I'm working on my facial expressions.

24:28 See, uh, I've got interested.

24:31 I've got very interested.

24:35 Enraged.

24:39 Why would you be enraged?

24:41 Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

24:47 Okay.

24:48 And rolling.

24:51 Hello, I am theoretical physicist Dr.

24:53 Sheldon Cooper auditioning for the role of Professor Proton.

24:56 Now, excuse me while I get into character.

25:02 Hello, I'm Professor Proton.

25:05 And today, boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science.

25:09 Did you know you could calculate the mass of an electron using household items?

25:12 It's true.

25:13 All you'll need is a pencil, some paper, dry ice,

25:16 rubbing alcohol, and a spool of 50 micron thick cobalt 60 wire.

25:22 And remember, don't put it in your mouth or instead of becoming a scientist,

25:26 you'll become wildly radioactive.

25:30 Hang on, I have a question.

25:32 Do you have any experiments that aren't life-threatening?

25:35 Come on, that was a perfect taken.

25:37 You ruined it.

25:39 Oh, look.

25:39 Hey, I didn't need enraged.

25:44 Oh, boy.

25:46 What?

25:45 They cast the new Professor Proton.

25:47 Is it Sheldon?

25:48 Not exactly.

25:50 We Well, we eaten.

25:56 I don't get how you can enjoy cricket.

25:59 It makes no sense.

26:00 Did you just come here to complain?

26:02 Yeah, that's a sport of my people.

26:06 Oh, that's Rabi Chandraan Ashwin.

26:08 He's amazing.

26:09 He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhaneshwar Kumar.

26:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

26:14 Save some syllables for the rest of us.

26:17 Hey, I think that's Bernardet's friend over there.

26:21 Oh, yeah.

26:22 Hey, Richie.

26:25 I

26:26 I hope this isn't awkward.

26:27 The last time we met, I kind of embarrassed myself.

26:29 Let's see if you can go two for two.

26:33 Hey guys.

26:34 Hey.

26:34 Hey.

26:34 Are you here by yourself?

26:36 Yeah.

26:36 I couldn't convince anyone to come watch cricket with me.

26:39 Tell me about it.

26:39 I had to drag this guy.

26:43 You're more than welcome to join us if you'd like.

26:46 Thanks.

26:50 What' she say?

26:56 Ah, that clears that up.

26:58 She's telling the bowler to bowl a yorker.

27:00 It's the most brutal ball in cricket.

27:03 I was at the match when show bowled backto back yers.

27:06 Well, I was there, too.

27:07 What a coincidence.

27:08 Well, there were 120,000 people at that match.

27:11 So,

27:12 yeah.

27:12 India, right?

27:13 Everywhere you go, there's like a 120,000 people.

27:18 So, what do you think of our chances at the World Cup?

27:20 H World Cup?

27:21 You know, it'll all depend if Coley's batting in form.

27:24 I know.

27:24 It doesn't even matter how many all rounders you have.

27:27 Isn't that the truth?

27:28 You know, I was the best leg spinner in my high school.

27:30 Yeah, like I bowled the meanest googly.

27:33 Speaking of googlies, I'm going to go.

27:37 Before Sheldon gets here,

27:39 last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month.

27:42 So do it.

27:44 Hold on.

27:45 Where is he?

27:46 According to his text, he was on the second floor.

27:49 Then he stopped to tie his shoe.

27:54 All tied.

27:54 And

27:57 hello.

27:58 Hi.

27:58 Sorry we're late.

27:58 Amy took forever tying my shoe.

28:03 All right.

28:03 Who's excited to see a documentary?

28:06 Oh, I know this one.

28:07 Nobody ever.

28:08 Hey, this one's going to be great.

28:10 This is about the rivalry between a cool renegade

28:13 scientist Nicola Tesla and his arch nemesis Thomas Edison.

28:16 It's the greatest scientific feud of all time.

28:18 I mean, you can forget about Livz and Newton.

28:23 Done.

28:24 Tesla's the one that invented the electric car.

28:28 No, Penny.

28:29 No, the car is just named after him.

28:32 Okay, you don't have to be so smug about it.

28:34 You know, you went to see the movie it

28:35 because you thought it was about scary IT guys.

28:40 Tesla was a genius who invented our electrical grid.

28:43 Edison just wanted to get rich and famous.

28:45 Didn't he invent the light bulb?

28:47 That's what he wants you to think.

28:48 But without the foundational work of Ebenezer Kendersley,

28:51 Warren de Laroo, and James Bowman Lindsay,

28:53 you wouldn't know Edison any more than you know Ebenezer Kinders,

28:56 Warren de Laroo, or James Bowman Lindsay.

28:59 Isn't he sexy all fired up?

29:03 He really gets my current alternating, if you know what I mean.

29:07 Addison was kind of a publicity hog and a bully.

29:10 Yeah, he electrocuted an elephant named Topppsy just to make himself famous.

29:13 If I had an elephant named Topsy, he would want for nothing.

29:17 Also, he'd be named Jumbo.

29:20 And worse than that, Edison filmed the first on-screen kiss,

29:24 so he's basically a pornographer.

29:27 Although, every time I put that in Wikipedia, someone takes it out.

29:33 Is your current still alternating?

29:35 We're lucky there aren't any elephants in here.