Side Quests Entirely Based Around Food (just like my life) | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

0:00 So much to ask.

0:01 You know I'm always around the radio.

0:03 Who, are they testing the emergency broadcasting system?

0:05 What?

0:06 No, we're listening to a contest.

0:08 This is 93.7 the Jam House with JC and the Horn Dog.

0:14 FM radio.

0:16 Yeah, the hosts are beyond disgusting,

0:18 but they do a fun game where they play a mystery

0:20 sound and call us guess what it is for a cash prize.

0:22 They're about to play the new sound.

0:26 It's a crinkle, I solved it.

0:28 Yes, but you have to know what object is making the crinkle.

0:30 But that's impossible, it could be anything.

0:32 Yes, sir, that's the game.

0:33 It's a bag of potato chips.

0:34 Don't be an idiot, it's a bag of corn chips.

0:37 Well, this is a total waste of time.

0:39 Sure, but you can still have fun even if you're wasting time.

0:41 That's absurd.

0:42 Productivity is what makes things fun.

0:44 That's why humans go to work.

0:46 It is?

0:48 Nope, the sound was more of a Ooh, how goes the crinkle hunt?

0:52 I say you're not just wasting time, you're also wasting tin.

0:55 It was only one piece.

0:59 Okay, it was a ton of tin.

1:01 I'm pretty sure it's a guy eating a sandwich.

1:03 Approve it to you.

1:03 I'm not buying you any more sandwiches, Scully.

1:06 Doing this for us.

1:06 Guys, we can't fight.

1:08 That's what the Horn Dog wants.

1:10 We're getting close.

1:10 We just need to keep testing more things.

1:12 Oh, that's a good idea.

1:14 Have you tried a piece of paper?

1:17 Is that your crinkle?

1:18 Ooh, maybe.

1:21 Maybe it's his bags of coffee beans.

1:23 All right, sir, I think you've made your point.

1:25 My point?

1:26 Oh, I'm just trying to have fun by wasting time.

1:27 Oh, maybe it's this crinkly crunkly yogurt.

1:34 Terry heard a crinkle.

1:35 Holt heard a crinkle, too.

1:37 So suddenly it's not a waste of time?

1:38 Not a waste of time if we win.

1:41 What are you waiting for, Jeffords?

1:42 Call the Horn Dog.

1:44 I'm one caller away.

1:45 I can't believe we figured it out.

1:47 And I can't believe it took you this long.

1:49 Yogurt is literally your one thing.

1:51 Okay.

1:52 Okay.

1:52 Well, I'm just saying, if the sound were eating damp rice,

1:55 I would have gotten it immediately.

1:57 Guys, they're taking another guess.

1:58 Brenda from Yonkers, it's time for you to name that sound.

2:02 Hi, quick shout out to the nurses at United Pediatric.

2:04 This money will do those kids a lot of good.

2:07 Cry me a river, Brenda from Yonkers.

2:08 We've all hit budget cuts, just take your guess.

2:10 Is it Styrofoam?

2:11 Wrong.

2:13 I can't believe she guessed Styrofoam.

2:15 What a dumb nurse.

2:17 Next caller, you're on with the Horn Dog.

2:19 It's me.

2:20 The sound is a yogurt being opened.

2:24 THAT IS WRONG.

2:28 WHAT?

2:29 YOU BA BA BA BOOING.

2:31 Damn you, Horn Dog.

2:33 Sarge, did you hear?

2:34 Someone guessed the sound.

2:36 It was a bag of chips.

2:37 Wow.

2:37 So the lesson here is to listen to Hitchcock and Scully more?

2:40 No, that can't be possible.

2:41 Yeah, I don't think we learned that today.

2:42 Agreed.

2:43 Sorry for dragging you into that dumb game.

2:45 You were right, it was a waste of time.

2:47 No, it wasn't.

2:48 Even though it was pointless, I did enjoy myself.

2:50 I can't wait to go home and tell

2:52 Kevin you can have fun without being productive.

2:55 Hey guys, they're about to play the new mystery sound.

2:58 I can tell Kevin tomorrow.

2:59 I bet Sharon's already asleep.

3:01 And I've got no one in my life.

3:02 Scully, play that damn noise.

3:04 Sarge just asked me to help you guys with some filing.

3:06 Holy crap, this is going to take all day.

3:08 Yeah, it's what we call an all-dayer.

3:10 How long did it take you two to come up with that?

3:12 That was a two-dayer.

3:13 Okay, well, hand me some files.

3:19 You're not going to bother actually walking?

3:20 Why should we?

3:21 We can work from down here.

3:22 I'm sitting down as long as I can.

3:24 I'm not getting out of the chair till it's time to go home.

3:26 Oh, typical standing elite.

3:29 You couldn't sit all day if you tried.

3:31 What?

3:32 You don't think I could outlast you turds in a chair?

3:35 Honey, you don't have the ass for it.

3:38 Let's talk terms.

3:39 Both cheeks on the cushion at all times.

3:42 Obviously, bathroom breaks.

3:43 Two and a half minutes every three hours.

3:45 But you got to roll the chair fully into the stall.

3:49 Obviously.

3:48 Okay.

3:52 Let's do this.

3:53 Welcome to the butt-lympics.

3:54 Ugh.

3:55 9 hours and 55 minutes.

3:57 Is it?

3:58 Feel like I just sat down.

3:59 I have no feeling down here whatsoever.

4:04 It hasn't in years.

4:05 I'm doing great, too.

4:06 This has been a piece of ca- oh, butt crap.

4:08 Butt crap.

4:09 Well, that sounds painful.

4:11 I bet you could use some electrolytes.

4:12 Give me that, that's mine.

4:13 Come get it.

4:15 You'll never catch me.

4:17 OH, WON'T I?

4:25 CRAMP OVER.

4:27 So is our shift.

4:29 And you thought I couldn't wait.

4:29 What are you doing?

4:30 You thought we were done just because our shift was over?

4:33 Amateur.

4:34 Oh, so you want to take this into overtime?

4:35 Fine, I got no place to be.

4:37 Neither do I.

4:38 I never do.

4:39 And it's agreed, the games continue.

4:42 How long have we been sitting?

4:43 My butt's lost track of time.

4:44 Coming up on 32 hours.

4:46 Oh, I miss the little things.

4:48 Showers, feeling my feet, standing.

4:51 I miss my home chair.

4:52 You miss a chair?

4:53 I just want to walk up to the hot dog stand out front and get a fresh wiener.

4:57 Oh man, why'd you say that?

4:58 Now I want one.

4:59 So you should go get one.

5:00 And let you win?

5:01 You're just trying to get us to stand up.

5:04 No.

5:03 We should all go get one in our chairs.

5:06 She's right.

5:07 The only thing holding us back is society.

5:16 [music] Oh, my butt.

5:24 No.

5:25 My ass.

5:25 You left the chair.

5:27 I'm sorry, man.

5:28 No.

5:31 It was my time.

5:33 It's our time, too.

5:34 We've been through hell together, now we stand together.

5:38 Nope, my legs are dead.

5:40 Going down.

5:46 So you guys are going to tie up the only

5:47 microwave for 20 minutes to make a frozen lasagna?

5:50 Ballsy.

5:51 You ignorant loser.

5:52 First of all, it's not just a frozen lasagna, it's a Mama Maglione's.

5:56 Second of all, it's going to take 21 and a half minutes.

5:59 The box says 20, but we know better than the box.

6:02 this microwave is a Kitchen Pro Max.

6:04 Bit of a lightweight, it's only 1.2 kilowatts.

6:06 Fine for popcorn.

6:07 But we're talking about a Mama Maglione's here.

6:08 It takes a lot to get Mama hot.

6:10 She's a real size queen.

6:11 Well, that started out fun and here

6:13 we are at our normal ending place, disgusting.

6:15 Uh-oh.

6:15 Guys, we have a major problem here.

6:18 No garlic bread.

6:19 Okay, we need to stay calm.

6:20 Let's think.

6:21 The garlic bread needs to go in the toaster

6:22 oven with eight minutes left on the lasagna.

6:24 Maybe we could run down to the corner store and make it in time.

6:27 That just gives us 12 minutes to go to a place and come back.

6:29 Come on, Maglione.

6:30 WE HAVE TO GO NOW.

6:32 OKAY, WELL, good luck with that, weirdos.

6:36 Go for Hitch.

6:37 Hitchcock, damn it.

6:38 I meant to call Peralta, we're in the middle of a crisis.

6:40 Oh, no.

6:41 Is it the lasagna?

6:42 The what?

6:42 Don't play dumb with me, Raymond.

6:44 What's wrong with the lasagna?

6:45 I have no idea what you're talking about.

6:47 it?

6:47 What's wrong with the lasagna?

6:48 Is it bubbling over?

6:49 tell me.

6:50 Captain, give us the damned information.

6:52 Is it bubbling over?

6:54 have time for these shenanigans.

6:56 What's the problem?

6:57 He wouldn't say.

6:58 Oh, no, then it must be bad.

6:59 Call Jake, he'll tell us the truth.

7:03 Hitchcock?

7:03 Give it to us straight, man.

7:05 What's going on?

7:06 Uh, just searching the first floor.

7:08 Searching the first floor?

7:09 Why is the lasagna on the first floor?

7:10 Why is the lasagna on the first floor?

7:12 What?

7:12 What are you talking about?

7:13 The lasagna is fine.

7:14 Oh, thank god.

7:15 He says it's fine.

7:16 Ooh, you're a saint, Jakey.

7:17 I love you.

7:18 Okay, Holt's texting me.

7:20 Love you, too.

7:21 Sorry, I can't Angel, it's me.

7:24 Come on, come on, come on.

7:27 Got it.

7:28 What?

7:30 Time check.

7:31 5 minutes, 10 seconds.

7:32 It's over.

7:32 Don't say that.

7:33 We'll never get the garlic bread toasted in time.

7:35 We can and we will.

7:36 We'll set the oven to 500.

7:37 Are you insane?

7:38 It'll burn.

7:39 We'll wrap it in foil.

7:40 The foil will stick to the cheese.

7:42 It's a risk we'll have to take.

7:46 Boom, 103.

7:48 What are we going to do?

7:49 It's still frozen in the middle.

7:51 Well, then turn up the temp.

7:52 It's already at 500, it's maxed out.

7:54 THEN SET THE MOTHER BROIL.

7:56 OKAY.

7:56 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GET HURT?

7:57 Just put your guns down and put your hands in the air.

8:04 Hey.

8:05 I said put your guns down and get your hands in the air.

8:07 The bread, IT'S GOING TO BURN.

8:09 GUYS, DO WHAT HE SAYS.

8:10 I'LL BUY YOU ALL THE GARLIC BREAD YOU WANT.

8:12 WE'RE GOING TO HOLD you to that, Sarge.

8:15 Worst morning ever.

8:16 Yeah, it was stressful, but we got the guy.

8:19 Surprised you two are taking it so hard.

8:21 We were talking about our lunch, you self-absorbed son of a Come on.

8:24 this bread, it's completely inedible.

8:26 There's not even any soft parts in the middle we can pull out.

8:29 Finally, your sex tape.

8:30 We cooked that lasagna for nothing.

8:31 Nothing.

8:32 Okay, but have you ever considered eating lasagna with no garlic bread?

8:39 We've never done that before.

8:41 I guess maybe we could give it a try.

8:42 What do you think, Hitchcock?

8:44 What the hell?

8:45 I had a feeling something crazy was going to happen today.

8:48 There you go.

8:49 It's almost ready.

8:52 Mama Maglione.

9:09 Hey.

9:10 Hey, how long is the drive up there?

9:12 I want to time my edible so it kicks in right when we arrive.

9:15 What?

9:16 Nothing, it's cool.

9:17 I'm not going to tell anybody, I'm not a narc.

9:19 All right, you can tell me.

9:20 Good, because I'm a narc.

9:21 I'm not a cop anymore and I have a prescription for anxiety, so it's legal.

9:24 It'll be good for when all the drama starts.

9:26 Why do you think there's going to be drama?

9:27 Oh, no, you're right.

9:28 Whenever we go on one of these group trips,

9:29 everything's totally normal and there's never any big conflict.

9:31 Anyway, I'm just going to pop one of these right now for no reason.

9:33 I'm not looking.

9:34 Oh, hey, uh, Captain Holt.

9:36 Do you have the Wi-Fi network?

9:37 I need to FaceTime with Hitchcock.

9:39 Oh, there's no internet at the lake house.

9:41 Then I'm alone.

9:42 We're all here.

9:43 So you'll do the 64-round tournament Hitchcock and I

9:45 designed to determine the best flavor of potato chip?

9:48 No, that sounds like hell.

9:50 Oh, hey, Amy, starting in round three,

9:52 do you want to try a New Mexico-style chili verde?

9:54 Uh, my hands are kind of full here, Scully.

9:56 I could toss it to you.

9:58 What?

9:58 Scully, don't throw chips at my baby.

10:03 Damn it.

10:04 I was looking for somewhere to be alone.

10:05 Sorry, I came out here looking for a signal to call Hitchcock, but no luck.

10:08 I can take my chips and go.

10:10 Wait, you have chips?

10:12 You can stay.

10:14 Okay.

10:15 Barbecue.

10:16 Mhm.

10:17 Sweet Maui onion and the surprising underdog original.

10:21 I think I'm ready to crown a champion.

10:22 Champion, that's good.

10:24 Yeah, I came up with that because I misspoke.

10:27 [laughter] [laughter]

10:32 Can I join you?

10:33 Max never been asleep this long and I don't know what to do with myself.

10:36 Charles locked your kid in the room.

10:38 What?

10:37 You made me say it.

10:38 If I didn't, you would have stayed here and ruined

10:39 this good thing I got going with Scully and his chips.

10:41 Wait, Max is locked in a room?

10:45 Turned out just fine.

10:46 No, you didn't.

10:47 You're a freak.

10:48 Okay, I'm staying out of this one.

10:49 Shocking.

10:50 I didn't realize you were capable of staying out of anything.

10:53 Do you have an announcement?

10:54 We're here to crown the winner of this year's great tournament of chips.

10:57 Rosa.

10:58 The champion is smoky bacon chip.

11:01 She's so high.

11:02 Yeah, sounds pretty good though.

11:03 Ugh, you guys are duds.

11:05 Scully and I are going to bounce.

11:08 Hey Rosa, you want to take a couple days off, drive to Buffalo,

11:11 see the warehouse where sweet Maui onion chips are imported to?

11:14 Unless you don't want to hang out cuz you're not stoned anymore.

11:17 Actually, Buffalo sounds kind of cool.

11:18 Seriously?

11:19 That's just not the weed talking?

11:20 Oh no, I'm not high at all anymore.

11:22 Oh no, I was so high.

11:23 Good news, while you were asleep, we finally got cell reception.

11:27 What's up, So, how'd everybody lose their V card?

11:30 I'll go first.

11:31 Amy was right, drugs are bad.

11:34 That's right, 99.

11:35 That's the sound of the victory bell.

11:37 We just crossed our first task off the list.

11:40 Oh my goodness, Terry, that is so great.

11:43 Which one was it?

11:44 Fixed bell.

11:44 All right.

11:46 A little less than I had hoped for, but still a thing.

11:48 You're going to hear that sound nonstop.

11:50 I'M GOING TO HURT YOU, BEAST.

11:52 GIVE IT TO ME.

11:53 WHAT?

11:53 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?

11:55 HITCHCOCK'S TRYING TO STEAL MY SANDWICH.

11:57 WELL, WE BOTH ORDERED MEATBALL SUBS, but they only DELIVERED ONE.

11:59 IT'S MINE.

12:00 GUYS, GUYS.

12:01 LOOK, just walk to the sub shop, it's a block away, and get a second sandwich.

12:06 Walk?

12:07 Are you insane?

12:08 Fine.

12:09 Cut the damn sandwich in half.

12:10 And then what, genius?

12:11 We each eat a 6-in sub, two and a half meatballs a piece?

12:15 Are we children?

12:15 What is this, Russia?

12:16 Okay, that's it.

12:17 No one eats THE SUB.

12:19 GET BACK TO WORK.

12:22 HEY.

12:23 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THOSE FILES?

12:25 OH, we're not working on them.

12:26 We're on strike.

12:27 Hunger strike.

12:28 You're eating potato chips.

12:29 Chips don't count.

12:30 My doctor said they have zero nutritional value.

12:33 We want meatball subs.

12:34 You had no right to take ours.

12:37 Screw this.

12:38 I'll log those files, and teach the hazmat class, and I'll do everyone's work,

12:42 BECAUSE APPARENTLY, I AM THE ONLY ONE KEEPING THIS PRECINCT TOGETHER.

12:54 UM, I THINK YOU CLOSED THE DOOR too hard.

13:00 All right, all right.

13:01 Looks good.

13:02 I can barely tell you hulked out in here.

13:04 Yeah, but 2 weeks in charge and I didn't get any of my goals accomplished.

13:09 You got Hitchcock and Scully off their hunger strike.

13:11 I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor.

13:13 It wasn't that hard.

13:14 Yeah, they're animals.

13:17 Amy, Gina, you came.

13:19 I'd miss opening day of your food truck?

13:21 I'm your biggest fan.

13:22 Also your biggest investor.

13:23 I guess she was freaking out she was going to lose a ton of money.

13:25 I told you that in confidence.

13:27 We don't have that kind of relationship.

13:29 Well, don't worry, I'm feeling good.

13:30 The One Thing truck is ready to serve.

13:32 The one thing?

13:33 Yeah, we only serve one thing, the perfect meatball sandwich,

13:37 made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to.

13:39 I can't believe this is finally happening.

13:45 AND CHARLES.

13:45 SORRY, I'M A BIT STRESSED.

13:47 Jason and Jeff, the guys I hired to work the truck, called in sick.

13:50 So, I'm all alone.

13:51 What a fun opportunity.

13:52 Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out.

13:55 I have the day off, I can step in and help.

13:56 Yeah, me too.

13:57 I'm not off, but I come and go as I please.

13:59 It's part of my charm, I'm like an outdoor cat.

14:03 Okay, I think we're ready for a practice sandwich.

14:05 Sounds good, boss.

14:06 Please call me chef.

14:08 That's funny.

14:10 Chef.

14:11 Thank you.

14:12 Okay, see, the cut is a little sloppy.

14:15 I want you to cut it straight across.

14:17 No big deal.

14:19 Again.

14:21 Yep.

14:22 Sloppy.

14:22 Don't overthink it.

14:24 Again.

14:26 Now you're not thinking enough.

14:27 Again.

14:29 Still sloppy.

14:30 Again.

14:31 Again.

14:32 You know what?

14:32 Why don't we try this?

14:33 Why don't you just take that knife, put it to my throat, and finish the job?

14:36 Do I look like Jake to you?

14:38 DO I LOOK LIKE JAKE TO YOU?

14:39 NO, not at all.

14:40 THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME?

14:41 Oh my god, Charles, what is going on with you?

14:44 It's chef.

14:45 You're not ready for this.

14:46 Gina, you're up.

14:47 Okay, but I'm not calling you chef and you're not yelling at me.

14:49 Mhm.

14:52 There you go.

14:53 Thank you.

14:54 No slope, a nice straight cut.

14:56 Thank you.

14:57 I felt good cuz the KNIFE BUT YOU SMOOSHED THE BREAD.

14:59 IT'S TOO SMOOSHY.

15:02 AGAIN.

15:03 ORDER UP, CHEF.

15:04 What is this?

15:05 Why are you making six sandwiches at once?

15:07 It's more efficient.

15:08 Now we're ready for the next five customers.

15:09 Who gives a hump about efficiency?

15:12 The perfect meatball sandwich is sauced exactly 70

15:15 seconds before being served to maintain bread integrity.

15:17 So, sandwich number one will be fine,

15:20 but sandwich number six will be a soggy turd.

15:23 Change the menu.

15:24 We're serving soggy turds now.

15:26 Get them while they're wet.

15:27 Okay, I quit.

15:28 Me too.

15:29 You're insane.

15:30 Fine, quit.

15:31 Just like Jeff and Jason did.

15:32 You told us they got sick.

15:34 They got sick of hard work, just like you two.

15:36 Get out.

15:36 You'll never cook in this town again.

15:38 We're not chefs.

15:39 And you never will be.

15:41 Santiago, I may need you to come in for a bit on Saturday.

15:44 Again?

15:44 Are you kidding me, man?

15:49 I'm sorry.

15:50 Let's start fresh.

15:51 Hi.

15:52 Oh my god.

15:53 What just happened?

15:54 Her mind finally snapped, like a stale breadstick.

15:59 Captain, please forgive me.

16:01 I'm just a little on edge because I'm trying to quit smoking.

16:05 I can't take the stress of hiding it from Teddy anymore.

16:09 Here I am, all right, Teddy.

16:13 I'm going cold turkey and it makes me irritable.

16:19 I know I should be able to do this by myself,

16:21 but it would be great if you guys could maybe keep an eye on me.

16:25 Of course, we'll do everything we can to help.

16:27 Or plan B, I could arrange for you to go to a safe

16:30 place where you can just relax and watch pretty boats go by.

16:34 Look.

16:35 This one's on an island.

16:37 Hey.

16:38 How's cold turkey going?

16:40 Uh-huh, it's kind of I heard chewing gum helps.

16:46 You know, I never smoked, but I did once have an addiction.

16:49 Food.

16:51 It got bad.

16:54 You know I got clothes.

16:55 IT'S 6:00.

16:56 I NEED MY MOO SHU PORK.

16:59 I NEED MY MOO SHU.

17:02 YOU KNOW HOW I FINALLY STOPPED EATING?

17:04 YOU GOT TOO BIG to fit through the kitchen door?

17:06 I learned how to beat my cravings.

17:09 Every time I wanted food, I rebooted my system.

17:12 Are you ready to reboot?

17:14 When I feel a food craving,

17:16 I would dunk my head into ice water and reset my brain.

17:20 WATCH ME.

17:26 WOAH!

17:27 I'M ALL GOOD.

17:29 YEAH.

17:29 YOU TRY.

17:30 OKAY.

17:31 NOW.

17:35 DO IT AGAIN.

17:39 HITCHCOCK, IT'S COLD.

17:40 IT'S REALLY COLD.

17:41 Last time.

17:46 Hey.

17:47 Hm?

17:48 Where are you going, Amy?

17:48 I was just going outside to see this pigeon I've been training.

17:53 It does the can-can.

17:55 That I got to see.

17:58 Damn it, I made my lie too enticing.

18:00 Fine, I was going out to smoke.

18:02 Your lame system reboot thing didn't work.

18:05 You know, I don't like to talk about this, but many years ago,

18:07 I myself overcame an addiction.

18:10 I could not get enough of the ponies.

18:13 Go Razmatazz.

18:15 Go Razmatazz.

18:18 Go Razmatazz.

18:22 I lost everything.

18:23 What worked for me was replacing my bad addiction with a good addiction.

18:28 Exercise.

18:30 Grab your sneakers, Santiago.

18:31 You're joining me on a lunchtime jog.

18:34 Great.

18:34 We could talk a little, chat about the job, do some mentor-mentee bonding.

18:39 We will exercise in silence.

18:41 No headphones, either.

18:42 Music is a crutch.

18:46 And completion.

18:52 So, how do you feel?

18:53 Really good.

18:54 No nicotine cravings at all.

18:56 The magic of endorphins.

18:58 I'm in a state of total euphoria.

19:00 Clearly.

19:01 Listen, I got to jump in there.

19:06 Hello, Kevin.

19:08 No, I haven't seen it.

19:10 I very much doubt that.

19:11 Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?

19:15 What husband?

19:15 She's a widow.

19:17 I Uh-oh, I have to go.

19:21 Santiago, are you smoking in there?

19:23 No.

19:24 Why do I see smoke?

19:25 That's steam.

19:26 I'm in the shower.

19:29 Sir, you wanted to see me?

19:30 Yes, I have an assignment for you.

19:32 I'm afraid it's not a pleasant one.

19:33 Oh my god, please tell me it's not.

19:35 Yes.

19:36 It's Hitchcock-related.

19:37 Son of a Detective Hitchcock is set to testify in court this afternoon.

19:42 It's an important case,

19:43 and I'd rather not get another call from the DA saying he showed up,

19:46 quote, covered in condiments, unquote.

19:48 So, you want me to keep Hitchcock from spilling

19:50 on himself for the rest of the day?

19:52 We both know that's impossible.

19:53 I'm counting on you.

19:54 I won't do it.

19:55 There's nobody else I trust.

19:56 What you're asking is insane.

19:57 I'm not ask- IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION.

20:00 THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH.

20:01 YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND.

20:02 THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER, DETECTIVE.

20:03 GET IN LINE.

20:05 HEY.

20:05 You guys startled Hitchcock.

20:06 He spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself.

20:09 Thanks a lot, fellas.

20:18 [music]