Pete Joins to Cheer On The Cyclethon! | Cyclethon 5 Day 10
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0:01 You're live in five, four.
0:06 Welcome to day 10 of the cycle.
0:08 How you guys all doing?
0:09 Welcome.
0:10 2/3 of the way.
0:11 We are.
0:11 Let's see how much money we have raised for charity.
0:14 I just like to say a thank you.
0:15 Uh we pulled up in the car park and uh an alt Australian living cir.
0:24 Okay.
0:23 Slight above an alt gave us this a Cadbury's crunchy that's upside down.
0:28 And this is now my breakfast.
0:31 Okay.
0:30 But that's the that's the only
0:32 the second good thing that's happening this morning.
0:35 Really?
0:34 Well, the f or depending how you look,
0:36 it's e the best or second best thing that's happening this morning.
0:39 All right.
0:39 Well, of course you guys have been asking.
0:41 You guys have been waiting.
0:42 It's none other than the man himself.
0:45 The number one hype man from the middle of nowhere in Kansas.
0:48 It's Premier 2.
0:53 [screaming] That was a lot louder than I thought.
0:55 So, okay, boys.
0:57 How are we living?
0:58 How we doing?
0:58 Good.
0:59 Good.
0:59 Excited.
1:00 I saw a trailer this morning for you joining.
1:02 You know what?
1:02 I Stop talking about this trailer.
1:05 Impressive.
1:05 I sent him.
1:06 He was impressed.
1:07 I outsourced some hype videos to be made because honestly,
1:10 I've been watching the past nine days.
1:13 Do you
1:13 No, I did not fund this.
1:14 I did not.
1:15 I did not.
1:16 I thought it was an organic fan.
1:17 No, no, no.
1:18 It is.
1:18 It is.
1:18 I But I've been I've been watching you guys and I've seen I've seen it.
1:22 the weather, the hills, the gas, the turmoil, the the tuna lunches.
1:27 But when I showed up this morning and you were
1:30 drinking your coffee and you were eating your third banana,
1:34 I saw that old twinkling.
1:36 That meant, oh, now it begins in earnest.
1:39 [laughter] The final push.
1:41 We're going to raise some money.
1:42 So, I brought a little something special.
1:46 Oh,
1:45 I didn't bring a ragged cloth like Rob Stein [laughter] did.
1:49 I I This is actually really cool.
1:51 I brought something that we can use throughout the rest of the cyclathon
1:55 and hopefully it can be a little interactive with the viewers.
1:58 Mr.
1:58 Ian, run.
1:59 What is that?
1:59 [laughter] Thank you.
2:01 I present to you Thank you, sir.
2:03 Do you want to hold it with me?
2:05 The 2026 blank check
2:10 for the immune deficiency foundation.
2:13 That's amazing.
2:13 Now, I want you to take special note that this part has been yet to be filled in
2:20 because today, starting today, okay,
2:23 we will be updating this number with the amount of money that we've raised.
2:27 And if there's a a benefactor who spends x amount of money,
2:30 then we can we can add their name to the line.
2:33 But I got to ask you, I got to ask you, I'm going to ask you,
2:38 are you ready to start raising some money and making a difference?
2:42 because we're getting on that bike.
2:43 And by we, I mean them.
2:45 We're going to cycle 90 kilometers or thereabouts,
2:48 and we're going to open the wallets,
2:50 swipe the credit cards, and start raising some goddamn money.
2:55 This is awesome.
2:56 Iron mouse defense.
2:58 Iron mouse defense force.
2:59 We got the band gang.
3:00 Why would we ever do this before?
3:01 This is genius.
3:02 Uh, well, I didn't know I could.
3:04 So, that that was a real[ __] to make.
3:07 Did you [laughter] make it?
3:08 the Japan like I print shop but like I I outsourced the art help me.
3:14 No, my good friend Notorious made this and then
3:17 uh I got some people together printed it out.
3:20 Should be on washable whiteboard marker.
3:22 Oh, wonderful.
3:23 All right.
3:23 Pretty cool.
3:24 There you go.
3:24 Well done.
3:25 Put some names down as well of people.
3:28 And listen, I was supposed to join 5 days ago,
3:30 but I don't get out of bed for 500K.
3:32 It's got to be at least 500k minimum.
3:34 So today we're at what?
3:35 5
3:38 587
3:39 587.
3:39 I'm not satisfied with a little 650 on the board.
3:42 So, we got some ground to cover.
3:44 We have $63,000 as a starting point.
3:48 I'll tell you what, I'm ready.
3:49 I feel great.
3:51 I'm ready.
3:51 You want to go on the bike instead of me?
3:53 No, I'm good, man.
3:53 I'm ready to just party in the van,
3:55 hang out, and uh give you guys some some backup.
3:59 Finally have some van gang streams.
4:00 There'll be some van gang streams very shortly.
4:01 You'll be live.
4:02 I think I think Ian's live now.
4:04 Ian's unmusiced expression for the next 5 days.
4:06 It's true.
4:07 I I don't know if it's working yet,
4:09 but this is this is my favorite part because I got to give
4:12 a major credit to you and the gang who like already raised over $500,000
4:18 more than our our first cycle.
4:20 Just an average cheese man.
4:22 Apparently, I am surprised you haven't shown me your book yet.
4:24 Is it somewhere in [laughter] your book?
4:26 We'll get to that.
4:27 Don't ask.
4:27 Don't ask.
4:28 And then like Rob, Schlatt, uh, Garn, Felix, everybody just absolutely crushed.
4:34 And now we've got the final push.
4:37 Final push.
4:37 Uh, five.
4:38 No, six more days cycling.
4:41 Well, it's five.
4:42 Six.
4:42 Six more days.
4:43 10 to 15 is six days.
4:45 We got a 4K donut.
4:47 What the[ __] What are you talking about?
4:52 Hold up.
4:52 Hold up.
4:53 Hold up.
4:53 Emerald.
4:55 get them on the whiteboard with $4,100 donated.
5:01 Um, girl with the badass mom here, $3,40,
5:05 the amount she raised by skydiving while being unable to walk over 20 years ago.
5:08 Rest in peace 2 years ago.
5:10 Thank you.
5:10 Damn, Emerald.
5:12 Thank you so much.
5:13 That is such a a generous and thoughtful donation.
5:15 Your mom's a badass and hopefully we can
5:18 replicate an ounce of that today with our legs.
5:21 But that is an insane amount.
5:22 Thank you so much.
5:23 And also not this Chris, another Chris I have to assume.
5:28 $500 as well.
5:30 And Sheldon the 25 as well.
5:33 Holy[ __] though, Emerald.
5:34 That's insane.
5:34 What a badass mom.
5:36 What a badass start.
5:37 Would you skydive?
5:39 Uh, I thought about it, but probably no.
5:43 You would?
5:45 I would.
5:45 When he says we're skydiving, [laughter] I'd say no.
5:48 No, I don't think so.
5:49 I think he'd just push me out.
5:51 I'd be like, "Okay, here we go.
5:53 A giant check in the air." [laughter]
5:58 Batman.
5:58 So, how should we how should we put the names on this check?
5:59 So, maybe we should update the names every day.
6:01 Uh, yeah.
6:04 Now, again, there is find out if you could write them.
6:06 Yes, that's the problem.
6:07 Emerald will be there no matter
6:13 I have the markers.
6:14 We should test.
6:16 Yeah, we should do a little spot.
6:17 Do a little splotch.
6:19 Test it.
6:20 What a great high man.
6:22 He's the greatest high man of all.
6:23 We should do like a little splot just to see,
6:25 you know, like a little dot and see if it comes off.
6:28 Signature.
6:28 Yes, sir.
6:29 Man, that's so cool.
6:31 That is what a cool idea.
6:33 A comically large check.
6:35 That's That's how every good fundraiser.
6:38 Okay, let's see.
6:39 Okay.
6:39 Does it come off the moment of truth?
6:41 Just do a little splotch.
6:42 Do a little fun on this.
6:44 Yeah, just do a little Yeah.
6:46 Okay, we're good.
6:47 We're good.
6:48 We're good.
6:48 So, it's emerald, right?
6:49 Emerald.
6:50 Just emerald.
6:51 I don't I've never written an E like that in my life.
6:53 But
6:55 your handwriting is so beautiful.
6:56 Emerald.
6:57 [laughter] There we go.
6:59 And uh the first, might I say,
7:02 of many because listen, that's an incredible start.
7:06 And I'm not asking you to to match that.
7:09 I'm begging you.
7:10 Please raise some money.
7:12 All right.
7:13 Look, I have to justify my adventure here every year to them.
7:16 So, let's start strong and we're going to get this today.
7:20 I'm going to manifest it right now.
7:22 Right now, you see a blank square.
7:23 No, not in my mind's eye.
7:25 I already envision it.
7:26 It says 6500.
7:31 It's like there's enough there.
7:32 I can I can't count that high yet, but that's where I'm looking at it.
7:36 Is that the first time you're going to write the number?
7:38 Yeah, I think I'm not going to be like we got a six six cent donation and like,
7:42 you know, I I would love every day we should at the end we should write out.
7:46 It's a fun little
7:47 Wait, what is it right now?
7:48 It's You said it was five.
7:49 Well, we had a $4,000 donation, but it's 592439.
7:53 So, minus four.
7:54 So, I got to 58.
7:57 Okay, we sold at 587.
7:59 587587,000.
8:03 Yeah.
8:03 That's a nice check.
8:05 There's so much room for more zeros.
8:07 I wrote in comically large numbers because I know that by the end
8:11 I'm going to be doing like the curse of raw.
8:14 It's going to take me so much time.
8:15 It's going to be [laughter] the smallest
8:16 writing ever and it's going to look amazing.
8:19 So, we've already at 587.
8:22 We've got the whole thing right here.
8:23 But more importantly than all of this, we've got you.
8:26 That's right.
8:27 So, you're going to power us without your donations.
8:30 My legs will will crumble without the power of your donations.
8:33 I won't even make it to the first
8:34 convenience store in the van without your donations.
8:37 It's tough in there.
8:38 So, wow.
8:39 Must be really, really tough, man.
8:41 I don't know how you do it.
8:42 You're the real hero.
8:43 You just worry about yourself today.
8:45 I'll be worrying about this.
8:46 Thank you, Stabby.
8:48 Stabby Nabby, my goat.
8:50 And remember, he's always We need to get you a a pixelated version.
8:55 Yeah.
8:55 So, Malaysia's finest.
8:57 [laughter] That's what I think.
8:58 Yeah.
8:58 So, there we go.
8:59 This is what we've got and uh it'll be updated.
9:03 Okay.
9:03 Just go to the toilet.
9:04 Uh we got some more donations because of Pete's hype.
9:07 Donations are coming in fast.
9:08 Anonymous.
9:09 I think they're 25.
9:10 Se monkey 25.
9:12 600k before we start day 10.
9:14 Over $8,000 away story.
9:16 Thank you $50 donation.
9:17 Uh donating because the IDF helped me get diagnosed.
9:20 I want to give back to others and help get the help they need.
9:22 See, it's very important.
9:23 The the immunity foundation helps diagnose people.
9:25 70 to 90% of people who are suffering with PI don't know they have it.
9:29 So, it's really important work to get that diagnosis.
9:31 Uh we also have anonymous for the 25.
9:34 Anddy Danes in the chat.
9:35 Lily, I see you.
9:36 Wispy, who's Wispy?
9:38 Wispy is a viewer.
9:39 Oh.
9:40 All right.
9:40 Okay.
9:40 Well, thank thank Frost I think is the name.
9:43 $30 donation.
9:43 I was thinking the 10.
9:44 Toxilla the 25 wrote 600k.
9:47 Blim chimpsky blimp chimpsky.
9:50 Thank you for the $100 donation.
9:52 Russian poet.
9:54 [laughter]
9:56 Blimsky.
9:56 I wouldn't believe he wrote for love and war.
9:59 Okay.
9:59 So, you all happy to be able to donate to a great cause.
10:02 All the blast.
10:03 Uh all the best with riding today.
10:05 PS.
10:05 The riding vods with some lowfi music behind would go so hard.
10:08 Think of the 50.
10:09 Steve, think of the $100 donation.
10:10 As a wise man once said, we play in full.
10:12 Lily, think of the 10.
10:13 Anon, think of the 10.
10:15 Tanya Pasha, think of the 50.
10:16 Steven, think of the 25.
10:18 Jesus.
10:18 Yeah, we got a lot of donations coming up.
10:19 I'm caught up right now.
10:21 Okay.
10:21 So, I'm not cuz I still have a lot of names I want to hear.
10:24 So, I get that you're done reading, but I feel like we're not done donating.
10:28 Okay.
10:28 Giorgio, Pete.
10:29 Pete.
10:30 There we go.
10:30 I knew $50.
10:32 Thanks.
10:32 Come on, guys.
10:33 Let's get it.
10:34 Chris is in the toilet.
10:34 He doesn't even know what's happening right now.
10:36 Couple of shills to get out of the way.
10:37 You may not be the best, but you can look like the best.
10:40 Go ahead and grab your merch today.
10:42 Is it exclamation merch?
10:43 Uh, I think it's exclamation merch.
10:45 $5 of every purchase goes towards the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
10:48 He's memorized.
10:49 And maybe you're already tired.
10:50 You're like, "Man, I woke up late for this or I'm staying
10:52 up late or you're in the EU and you're staying up all night.
10:55 Go ahead and crack a game or subs.
10:57 Use this promo code.
10:58 Grab a cup.
10:59 Get that little bit of extra energy that you need." Promo god.
11:02 I mean, you can't plug into my energy, but I'll try to provide it.
11:05 But go ahead and get your get it in a cup, distill it down,
11:09 and uh as I and then buy Chris's 13th book available in coloring.
11:13 You can also watch the stream for one hour to get the global badge.
11:16 Global badges.
11:17 And you also get an emote if you sub.
11:19 But don't worry about that cuz folks on donations.
11:20 No, worry about all of them at once.
11:22 Just [laughter] thank you for the $50 donation.
11:24 Orian, thank the $1 donation.
11:26 Snacky Alpaca, thank the $100 donation.
11:28 Pet great, thank the $10 donation.
11:30 Brag Worm, thank you for the $100 donation.
11:33 We're at 593 already.
11:34 Chad, you know what?
11:35 I'm going to put this down until it's 600.
11:39 Oh[ __] we got more as well.
11:40 That's what I'm talking about.
11:45 Uh, J46.
11:46 Use code Premier.
11:47 Get that boy his waifu car.
11:49 [laughter] $10 donation.
11:51 T the $50 donation.
11:52 Let's do this.
11:53 Dan, think of the $100 donation.
11:55 Not able to donate as much as last year, but happy to be able to at all.
11:58 Long thinking of the $25 donation.
12:00 It's a clock with the 20 uh the $10 donation.
12:03 Uh DRAM K5506 nailed it.
12:08 $100 donation.
12:09 You should come back to Minnesota to try the juicy Lucy.
12:11 It's a hamburger filled with cheese.
12:13 That sounds very nice.
12:14 Chris missed his calling.
12:15 He did.
12:16 Uh Amber, thank you for the $5 donation.
12:18 Think of the $10 donation.
12:19 Nura, thank you for the $25 donation.
12:21 Paying full van gang.
12:22 Woohoo.
12:22 Glad to see Peters here to hype it up.
12:24 Paradise, think of the $1 donation.
12:25 The rush show and the $25 show.
12:27 Let's go voice last.
12:28 New sacks the $1 donation.
12:30 Hobo01 they get the $100 donation for the manifestation of 650k.
12:35 It's gonna happen.
12:37 Bucky B.
12:37 Pete has to be the best hype man of all time.
12:40 $25 donation.
12:41 He's the only one.
12:42 I feel like that's the only one they can get.
12:44 Yeah, everyone else was booked out.
12:46 So Lug's like doing tip to tip.
12:48 Everyone's busy.
12:49 So I'm here.
12:51 Made Marmalade.
12:52 They $10 donation.
12:53 Good evening from Sweden.
12:54 Best of luck today.
12:55 Jess and Tread.
12:56 Uh $5 donation.
12:57 Keep going on the bus.
12:58 Uh, keep me going on the bus.
12:59 Connor 2 mm Packer, thank you for the 10 $10 donation.
13:06 Yep.
13:06 Peter and Betty, thank you for the 10.
13:07 Anonymous, thank the 10.
13:08 Greg, I think for the 10.
13:09 Uh, Blind Buffalo, $100 donation.
13:11 Anonymous, the $25 donation.
13:13 FS Spooky, $100 donation.
13:15 This is fun awesome so far, but you know, it has really started when Pete joins.
13:19 You know, I'm not going to say I'm a lucky charm or anything,
13:22 but as soon as I get here, look at this weather.
13:25 Look at this weather.
13:26 Becky Boo, thank you for the 25.
13:27 Rowan Little thinking of the 100.
13:28 Thank my dream of moving to Japan.
13:30 I've been here living here since August.
13:32 Hope to cheer for you lads at the finish line.
13:34 El_69 for thinking the 100 donation.
13:36 So pump for Pete's push.
13:37 Great.
13:38 Papa Pete Sour Dust, think of the $100 donation.
13:40 Finally, a true American hero arrives.
13:41 Now, where's his trademark cigar?
13:43 Do we have any left?
13:44 We do.
13:45 Wheelie 99, think of $2 donation.
13:47 Jenna, think of the five.
13:48 Annex 52.
13:49 Think of the $25 donation.
13:50 Connor, play Final Fantasy 14.
13:52 Please think of the $2 donation.
13:53 Rich, think of the 10.
13:54 Bruce Gray, you think of the 25.
13:55 Hi for Pete and the gang.
13:56 Shout out to George, Nick, and K.
13:57 Chloe, think of the $10 donation.
13:59 Uh, it's that time of the year again.
14:00 Thank you all for everything you do.
14:01 Donna, think of the $10 donation.
14:03 Pine cones, think of the $10 donation.
14:05 10 for 10 day 10.
14:06 It's not much, but small and a way to say thank
14:08 you for this amazing work that you do on the cycle.
14:11 Let's make today a good one.
14:13 Three Dan, think of the 10.
14:14 Alex G, thank you for the 10.
14:15 All the donations, keep them coming.
14:17 We're nearly at 595 already.
14:18 We moved.
14:20 Um, so yes, thank you so much.
14:22 Pete's massive American Toddger think it's a $10 donation.
14:27 Alex G, think of the $10 donation.
14:29 Captain Doughboy, think of the $200 donation.
14:32 Here's my 25 of the day.
14:33 Keep the great work, boys.
14:34 But the IMAS Defense Force, $1,000 donation.
14:39 Brett, let's from Brett, let's smash 5 million.
14:45 Tater salad 66.
14:47 M said she'll do a walk and talk with Pete if we hit 66666 today.
14:52 Okay, we're moving the number.
14:54 I'm manifesting 6666.
14:56 Let's get it done.
14:58 That was Brett with the thousand.
15:00 Yeah.
15:00 Uh think of the 25.
15:01 Jess, think of the one.
15:02 Connor, second career as an auctioneer.
15:04 [clears throat] Shina, think of the $100.
15:06 You and Pete and all.
15:06 Thank you for your hard work.
15:07 And honest think donation.
15:08 Mia power think of the $25 donation.
15:10 One final left.
15:10 This all remains boys.
15:11 Twitchy reck donation.
15:13 Let's get one mil boys.
15:13 And honest think the $10 donation.
15:15 Uh, luring suit, think of the $5 donation.
15:17 You guys are the best.
15:18 Lots of love from Sweden.
15:19 AntiJ46.
15:20 Uh, $10 donation.
15:21 Not got a lot, but but love what you do.
15:23 Also want to hear you struggle my name, you bastard.
15:25 Quick, how think of the $100 donation.
15:28 Pete's life savings.
15:29 $5.
15:30 I'm helping.
15:31 I double [laughter] since last year.
15:33 Think of the $10 donation.
15:34 Ray Mcool think of the $5 donation.
15:37 Victoria, think of the $25 donation.
15:39 One of the best.
15:40 Uh, T Fresh, think of the $25 donation.
15:42 Ray made these.
15:45 That's so good.
15:47 Muscle up, guys.
15:47 Have a great day on the bikes.
15:48 Been watching all your stuff on the IRL walks around Tokyo.
15:51 Secure locations to slay the spire.
15:52 Overheat.
15:53 Think of the $10 donation.
15:54 You wave the $10 donation.
15:55 Oh my god.
15:56 Brock's hard.
15:58 Brock hard for Geodudes.
16:00 $500 donation.
16:01 Pet is the goat.
16:02 2 million and he cycles the entirety of Cyclathon 6.
16:06 Also transits from Florida.
16:07 True.
16:08 Zilf, think of the 25.
16:10 Aiden, think of the $3.
16:11 Mr.
16:11 Beast.
16:12 Why isn't Chris here to read my message?
16:15 __] Now that Mr.
16:16 Beast Van Gangs Tangga $3 dicky.
16:20 Don't worry about it.
16:21 I brought enough.
16:22 Great work.
16:22 I'm happy to see the hype man P.
16:24 Greetings from the tall Dutch boy from the Barn Cafe.
16:27 Oh yeah.
16:27 Oh yeah.
16:28 Very nice.
16:29 And Brett with another $1,000.
16:32 Hey, can you write Brett's name times?
16:34 Nope.
16:35 You're good.
16:35 Pip in Tree, think of the $25 donation.
16:38 Cat, thank the $10 donation.
16:39 Angel of death.
16:40 They need a $10 donation for mouse's goal.
16:43 Let's go.
16:45 Did Stardw Valley win yesterday or some stupid[ __] stalker?
16:49 Stalker won.
16:49 Son of a[ __]
16:51 Corf 25.
16:52 Annie Freak XD.
16:53 Thank you for the $10 donation.
16:55 Avenger thinking the $25 donation.
16:56 We are 2K away.
16:58 Okay, listen.
16:59 I
17:02 cross.
17:02 I'm going to get the bikes ready,
17:03 but we're not going anywhere until it says $600,000.
17:06 We have a history of raising money on this channel when I
17:10 arrive and we're going to continue this history because these guys deserve it.
17:15 So, we're going to get that ready.
17:17 Lexi Lexi Pete fans $100 donation.
17:19 Wispy Frost $100 donation.
17:21 There's the Pro Too the $10 donation.
17:23 Leaping Wings $10 donation.
17:25 Chris Cres $1,000 donation.
17:27 Who did that?
17:30 Chris.
17:30 Chris.
17:30 You mother.
17:32 Every year I double donation.
17:33 Other half coming in the home stretch.
17:35 Tell Bibby I'm cosplaying him at Offkai.
17:37 Oh, Megan, thank you for the $500 donation.
17:41 __] Who did that?
17:42 That was Megan.
17:43 Megan $500 donation.
17:45 Mia, I think the $10 donation $1,500 donation.
17:50 That's the $600,000, isn't it?
17:51 That is $600,000.
17:53 600,000.
17:54 Oh, baby.
17:55 Oh, baby.
17:57 Can I I I I yelled, "Let's raise some money,
18:00 but I better than the entire city here." You work in Toyawa City.
18:04 Uh they need a wakeup call.
18:05 Hey Rosund the nation the live 25.
18:08 Uh Tingus Bingus 69420 the five.
18:11 Who was the 1500?
18:13 Uh that was Ariel.
18:16 Re okay let me see
18:19 Ariel.
18:19 All right got it.
18:20 Uh Kabuki 25.
18:22 Bismouth chel 10.
18:23 Sikos 10.
18:24 Calcrete 10.
18:26 Uh Miff Tale 10.
18:28 Impure 50.
18:29 Uh Vir Vizi I think they're 25.
18:33 Diladalia 25, Mia 10, Alfie 10, Amber Watt 10,
18:38 Dradugian 50, um Jess 25, the they the man anime 10.
18:46 The anime
18:47 indigo red, think of the 10.
18:49 Sassa, think of the 25.
18:51 Goo Gustaf, think of the 100.
18:53 Travis Spark, 11.
18:54 Sheree Recquium, hey again, think of the hundred.
18:57 Denver Liy, think of the 25.
18:58 Anonymous 100.
18:59 Tacos Warlord, thank the $50 donation.
19:03 Okay, I need to start getting rid of the cycle, boys, though.
19:05 Uh, but my god, keep those donations coming.
19:08 Amplified NL, think of the the $100 donation.
19:11 Let's hit 2 mil this time.
19:13 Connor, think of the 25 me.
19:15 Let's get my bike ready.
19:16 We got to get bike ready up.
19:18 You hit 600K already already.
19:20 And that's just the beginning, man.
19:21 That's just the beginning.
19:23 And I'll give you guys a stepby-step tutorial of just how easy this is.
19:26 I'm not asking you to get on the bikes.
19:28 That's hard work.
19:28 They're they're going to have to cycle a lot.
19:30 All you have to do is go like this.
19:32 You're kind I already can see you're on your couch.
19:34 You're kind of relaxed like this.
19:36 Turn this cheek.
19:37 Grab that wallet and then go, "Oh,[ __] my face." Put the Uber down.
19:42 And instead of getting that smash burger, open it up.
19:47 Take out the money.
19:49 Give it um Okay, first of all, you're not taking my money for your ends.
19:55 Ian did.
19:55 I owe him that actually.
19:56 So that's okay.
19:57 But then then or if you've got a card,
19:59 which I'm not going to show you, I can use my uh show your credit card again.
20:04 Yeah.
20:04 Show your phone number once here.
20:06 Uh you take out I don't have anything but toys in here.
20:08 So get the[ __] out of my face.
20:10 [laughter] Stop taking my money.
20:12 All right.
20:12 You're taking my money.
20:13 Take your card, enter it into your mobile device or PC and say, "God damn it.
20:19 I've done a great thing today.
20:20 I've helped a good cause.
20:22 I've have great entertainment for 15 16 days.
20:26 And you know, this is going to be the nicest thing that you do this year.
20:31 And it's not for me, it's not for them.
20:32 It's it's for the people who need it.
20:34 We're glad to be outside.
20:36 And then you'll be you'll be a part of a movement
20:38 of wonderful people that have supported us this whole $250 donation.
20:44 What?
20:43 That's amazing.
20:44 So, and then uh as you guys know, we're just going to jump in the van,
20:47 but the TTS will be live on the bike.
20:49 You'll see Chris's dumpy.
20:51 Is that what they call it now?
20:53 What?
20:53 Your butt as you're in front of everybody.
20:55 Isn't that what they call it?
20:56 A dumper.
20:57 Maybe [laughter]
21:00 disgrace.
21:01 Dump.
21:00 I don't I still can't comfortable people staring at me on a bike drifting down.
21:04 No, it's great.
21:04 It's our favorite time of the year.
21:06 So, but it's for a good cause.
21:07 So, we're going to be out there.
21:09 It is an absolutely stunning day here in Japan
21:13 and I could not ask for better conditions.
21:16 What's the How much do we have to raise for you to get on the bike then?
21:19 A million dollars.
21:20 [laughter] Listen, where I come from, clowns don't dance for free.
21:24 This has got to be earned.
21:26 All right.
21:27 Uh, you see this?
21:28 This is twisted steel and sex appeal.
21:30 So, I'm not going to get on there without Justin.
21:32 You've been working out, right?
21:33 You've been working out, man.
21:34 I have.
21:34 Right now, this jacket's doing the heavy lifting because
21:37 it's squeezing all my fat and I can't breathe.
21:40 [laughter] I tried to I've been holding my breath for 20 minutes.
21:43 Oh god.
21:43 As soon as you get on the bike, I go like this and it goes I go, "Oh, Jesus."
21:48 People keep sharing photos of my stomach being like,
21:51 "He's pregnant." [laughter] Because after we have a big lunch, it swells.
21:55 Inordinately big sign.
21:56 [laughter] It's not good.
21:58 Well, here's the thing.
21:59 Don't worry about yourself right now.
22:01 Worry about the greater cause.
22:03 Exactly.
22:03 After this cycle's done,
22:04 you'll be in prime position to start a regular strenuous hard workout.
22:08 And that will definitely happen.
22:10 So, there you go.
22:10 Just like it has every other cycle afterwards.
22:13 Well, nothing happen.
22:14 We just need to get you[ __] fighting PJ over blood again.
22:18 [laughter] you'll be you'll be you'll you'll be ready in no time.
22:23 [laughter]
22:25 So, all right.
22:25 Um, it looks like they're getting ready to go.
22:27 Thank you guys so much for getting us
22:29 a 600,000 before we even started today's adventure.
22:33 I'm looking at that 666 number so we can do a walk and talk with Mouse.
22:38 It's worth it just for the immune deficiency even on.
22:40 That's true.
22:41 All right, I'm out of words.
22:42 I'm ready to cycle.
22:43 Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
22:44 Chris is going to lead the way.
22:46 I need my bag.
22:46 I forgot my bag.
22:48 Yeah,
22:51 I got too hot.
22:52 Pete got me too hot.
22:53 [laughter]
22:54 Well, this is going to be exciting though.
22:56 I can't wait.
22:58 Six more days of this of of just complete shilling.
23:05 The limbs will obey the darkest dungeon.
23:10 Walk.
23:10 Wait a minute.
23:10 I did not say walkathon.
23:13 Walk and talk.
23:14 I don't [laughter] have that much distance in me.
23:16 So, walkathon.
23:18 Dude, this is so sick.
23:19 This weather is godlike.
23:22 It
23:22 is beautiful.
23:23 It is right.
23:25 You're lucky you missed the eye of the storm.
23:27 Pete preparation.
23:29 Well, I'm the hurricane.
23:30 [laughter]
23:31 You guys are with us now.
23:32 You got the van gang.
23:33 Hurricane Pete is here.
23:35 Yeah, it's going to be great.
23:36 Um, and so far, which bike broke is this one,
23:40 wasn't it, that we had to do emergency surgery on?
23:43 Cycling some gloves.
23:46 Oh.
23:46 We've all done it.
23:48 Small.
23:48 [laughter]
23:49 I warned him.
23:50 Well, I've got the marker.
23:51 I already lost it.
23:52 But when I find the marker, I brought six just in case.
23:55 I'll be updating all of our
23:57 not Pete calling me out when I'm getting smashed bears.
24:01 I'm still getting the smash burgers, but he is IDF's share.
24:04 There you go.
24:05 Put that Uber
24:06 for the Iron Mouse and Pete walk and talk.
24:09 Iron Mouse.
24:10 Love Iron Mouse rave CD or donate.
24:13 Let's keep those donos coming.
24:14 And just remember guys,
24:15 it's it's fun to raise the money when we're all together right here.
24:18 But the time they need it the most
24:20 is when his ass is on that bicycle.
24:22 Power him to the next stop and get those donations.
24:26 Get that
24:27 to everyone in chat for their kind words about your mom.
24:30 You got me crying.
24:32 Let's get to She did it while autoimmune.
24:35 We can do it, too.
24:36 Emerald, that's so sweet.
24:38 Giga Chad.
24:39 She is skydiving.
24:40 I would be terrified.
24:42 I I don't know if I could do it.
24:43 Let's do it.
24:43 Okay, I'll do it.
24:44 [laughter]
24:45 Uh, can I be strapped to another like human?
24:48 That's fine enough.
24:50 I dare.
24:51 You'll be like, "Let me get this shot." And you uncip me.
24:53 I'm [laughter] close the mic and the camera.
24:56 So, all right, cameraman Paul, you ready for that?
24:58 Can you holding an FX3?
25:00 I could do that.
25:01 [laughter]
25:02 All right.
25:02 Maybe not.
25:04 Should we touch my uh my POV?
25:06 Let's raise some money.
25:09 Oh, his throat is
25:10 throat at that poor woman.
25:11 No, no, no, no.
25:12 It's okay.
25:13 She want she she's she's excited for the course.
25:19 Okay.
25:19 All right, boys.
25:20 I'll give you guys a little jog along for two seconds.
25:23 Oh, where did it go?
25:24 Oh,[ __]
25:26 What's wrong?
25:26 My ND's gone.
25:29 Don't know.
25:33 Nide.
25:34 I mean, they're so easy to lose.
25:36 Yeah, they're magnific.
25:41 I can't see.
25:42 No, it definitely wouldn't be here.
25:43 I mean, it's like a microscopic size.
25:47 Oh, I know what you're talking about.
25:48 That thing is super
25:50 I don't have another one.
25:51 Where did it go?
25:53 I think I've lost the next iteration has them built in, but they won't.
25:56 [snorts] No, I only have the wide angle here.
26:05 Yep.
26:05 How do I Where was the other one that we had that you took off mine?
26:08 drone shot.
26:09 I swear I go.
26:12 Yeah, it's not there.
26:13 That will um Oh, hang on.
26:15 Where's your DJI box in there?
26:19 DJI box here.
26:22 Yeah.
26:23 Yeah, it is.
26:25 It's very hot today.
26:26 You want your armbands on?
26:27 Well, I don't want to get sun on my skin.
26:31 I just find that it makes it hotter.
26:33 Sunream.
26:34 Yeah.
26:34 I've put on so much it doesn't feel like a mine.
26:38 feel like I'm under like a[ __] real monkey check.
26:43 He's still on, but he's he's uh a little low.
26:47 I don't know how
26:50 strongest audio.
27:18 Do muted, huh?
27:20 How's that possible?
27:23 Why does it Why does it do this sometimes?
27:24 I don't fully understand why this happens.
27:27 DJI reliability.
27:28 Yeah, I mean like it just randomly What happened was Yeah, it just goes
27:31 happy for the first [clears throat] from Canada.
27:35 Weird audio went for a second there.
27:38 Turn it off when you close when I close the stream.
27:44 Yeah, put it back in the charging case.
27:52 Oh, okay.
27:53 All right, chat.
27:54 You ready?
28:08 All right.
28:09 Okay.
28:27 I'm trying.
28:27 So, so [music] Close on mine for now.
29:02 Okay, let's try it again.
29:11 Okay, let's see if it works now.
29:12 See if it works now.
29:16 Hello.
29:16 Hello.
29:16 Hello.
29:17 Hello.
29:17 Hello.
29:17 Hello.
29:18 Sound chat.
29:22 How we looking?
29:24 How we feeling?
29:38 Let's go.
29:41 Oh, we went lost audio again.
29:48 Uh probably a cable back.
29:53 Maybe it was a fix issue.
29:57 The first thing we should always try the fix.
29:59 Okay.
30:00 All right.
30:00 Well, okay.
30:07 Works and dies.
30:07 Works back for now.
30:09 Okay.
30:22 Yeah, it's sun cream.
30:24 All right.
30:28 Oh, muted.
30:28 It's doing it again.
30:30 Paul.
30:32 Okay.
30:33 Same as always.
30:33 Never change anything.
30:34 Can we go back to yours for now?
30:38 Oh, that feels gross.
30:42 Okay.
30:42 So, now we're judging by
31:01 1500.
31:01 Pete, this now makes $7,000 donated across three years.
31:05 He's level 20 kari.
31:07 He is one of the the legends of the channel.
31:09 So Austin Stone Cold Stone is here present.
31:17 Did you change your mic over?
31:18 I did.
31:19 I'll do it again.
31:21 Are we on Are we on yours?
31:22 Yeah, we're on mine.
31:24 We just got a $1,500 donation
31:26 from Austin who's given 7,000 across all cyclopathons.
31:30 My goat.
31:33 Okay, let's What we'll do is we'll just reset the cables.
31:36 I don't know why this is We'll reset this as well.
31:38 Maybe reset the box.
31:38 Reset.
31:38 And we'll reset the box, too.
31:40 We'll reset everything cuz we don't know what's causing it.
31:44 Reset everything except for the donation tracker.
31:47 We're not starting at zero today.
31:48 We're already at over $600,000.
31:51 And you know what?
31:52 I'm looking at my watch here.
31:53 It's I can't see it through these sunglasses.
31:55 It's around 10.
31:58 And I know that when I tuck myself into bed tonight,
32:01 I can rest positively that we raised a bunch of money.
32:04 Now, the question is, can you rest easy tonight?
32:07 You can if you donate a little.
32:08 So just go ahead and grab that MX, Mastercard, Visa, whatever it is you got.
32:12 Walmart cards, I don't care.
32:16 From the UK, I don't remember which day it
32:19 was that you went in a tunnel and shouted sex.
32:21 It woke me up.
32:23 Good night.
32:24 Which day would that be?
32:25 At least don't do it at Tokyo Tower is my advice.
32:28 [laughter]
32:29 Scarred from that.
32:30 I am too.
32:31 So this is but like just go ahead and donate and you can say you
32:36 know what I've done my part for this week and then luckily when you get paid
32:39 at the end of the month you can just do another donation and if you don't
32:41 have any money donate your time donate
32:43 your plasma just sit here and enjoy the vibes
32:46 because even you watching and lurking that's
32:48 right you the guy going cut that's me
32:50 I'm just lurking that's okay man you're bringing
32:52 visibility to the channel it's raising it up
32:54 on the Twitch ranks so that more people might be like what's going on over there
32:58 these guys look old and I'm [laughter] I'm
33:01 going to take a look at what they're doing.
33:02 And then that in and of itself is a massive boon.
33:07 So go ahead, enjoy enjoy the festivities today
33:10 because you still got six more days of action.
33:13 It's going to be fantastic once we get on the road.
33:16 You bet it is.
33:17 Let's see if it works out.
33:24 Okay, we are sending We're sending a feed.
33:29 Let's see if it works.
33:36 $25.
33:40 True.
33:38 I've certainly paid far more for much.
33:57 What if you use this the mic built into the camera?
33:59 Or is it too loud?
34:00 Yeah.
34:01 No, the wind would just What's going on?
34:03 Why is it
34:04 No, it's back again.
34:05 Why [clears throat] is it cutting in and out to begin with, though?
34:07 Hear it again now.
34:12 Um,
34:12 still unmuted.
34:14 Okay.
34:14 I mean,
34:19 yeah.
34:23 Is it too many mics in one area?
34:24 Maybe.
34:25 Is that
34:26 I'm not using my
34:27 Yeah.
34:28 Right.
34:37 cable connected to the box, not to the camera.
34:44 Um, audio.
34:50 Uh, it sounds like it's good for now,
34:53 but every now and then sometimes it cuts a little bit.
34:56 The audio is kind of janky.
34:57 Is it really?
34:58 It's not janky.
34:59 Just every
35:02 might be a wire issue.
35:04 You've tried different microphones.
35:06 Swap both microphones out.
35:07 Replugged everything in.
35:08 There's no noise cancellation.
35:10 It's back.
35:13 When you move, it cuts.
35:14 So, if you move a little bit.
35:16 All right, let's move around a bunch.
35:18 Let's Let's go.
35:20 Let's do a little test cycle.
35:32 Um, I mean, how's it sound now?
35:33 How we doing?
35:34 Testing one, two, three.
35:35 Testing one, two, three.
35:37 Um, seems good.
35:39 All right.
35:39 Sounds good.
35:41 All right.
35:42 Sounds like it's good.
35:45 All right.
35:45 I guess it's fine then.
35:47 Probably just some weird issue.
35:48 I don't know.
35:49 And we restarted it also.
35:51 Are [clears throat] you guys good?
35:53 Yeah.
35:54 Heading out now, boss.
35:56 Okay, I've got a pair of mini in my bag.
35:58 I've also got a spare set, but they're not updated.
36:04 Next time I see you, every time I get to see you,
36:07 it's great because the numbers just keep going up.
36:09 It's like a little Christmas every 20 minutes.
36:11 So, how far is the first leg?
36:12 10 km.
36:15 17.
36:14 You sleep that?
36:15 That's easy.
36:16 17 km.
36:17 You guys, we could do 70 right now on
36:19 What is type[ __] Oh, boy.
36:22 Uh Does he not know this stuff?
36:24 I explained it was like in it for the modern day.
36:27 Yeah.
36:28 Does he know what?
36:28 Oh, he knows what in it is.
36:29 Yeah, he's British.
36:30 Type[ __] Although you dropped the T.
36:32 I feel like now it's just type[ __]
36:36 Yeah, that might be Tai Chi.
36:38 Type the way.
36:39 Chris,
36:40 you're asking a 42y old man what type[ __] is.
36:42 You're 42.
36:43 I'll be 43 this year.
36:44 You're like 37.
36:46 Thanks, man.
36:47 All right, boys.
36:47 Uh, we got a couple of 30-year-old men about to get on the bikes.
36:51 You guys ready?
36:51 Yes, sir.
36:52 You're 29, right?
36:53 Yeah,
36:53 it's your final 20's cycleon.
36:59 Chips.
36:59 Wait, what the[ __]
37:00 All right, that means everyone donate $29 to celebrate his 29th birthday.
37:05 Thank you today.
37:08 Okay, let's start running.
37:09 Okay, [laughter] I feel good.
37:15 They're going to raise some money.
37:25 Look at that boy.
37:26 Great form.
37:29 I've never done that.
37:29 [laughter]
37:30 Cristiano Ronaldo.
37:34 Right there.
37:36 All right, boys.
37:36 Let the carnage begin.
37:38 Thank you, Pete.
37:39 See you guys in 15 minutes.
37:43 15.
37:46 Yeah, train.
37:47 Train.
37:48 All right, chat.
37:49 Keep those donations coming.
37:50 Pete is the ultimate hype man,
37:52 but you got to carry me on the bike cuz I'm tired.
37:55 We're We're 10 days into this.
37:58 It's It's long.
38:00 I am EP.
38:01 And yesterday the bed was not very good.
38:06 Oh my god.
38:07 Ow.
38:13 What?
38:15 What?
38:15 This is cool.
38:16 What the[ __] are you taking?
38:18 There's bars here.
38:20 Stop here.
38:22 Oh, wow.
38:25 All right.
38:25 So, it's like the Love Hotel and like snack area.
38:33 Lots of snack bars around here.
38:39 Classic Google Maps.
38:48 It's interesting.
38:49 I love the little snack bar.
38:57 Really?
38:57 I feel like snack bars are still very popular.
39:05 That's fair.
39:09 My young a fast food trip that makes my heart happy in two ways.
39:14 Thanks so much for everything you all do.
39:17 Thank you Eric for the $25 donation.
39:20 I appreciate that.
39:21 All of it helps to support the cause.
39:23 So thank you.
39:27 Oh man, I drank more coffee.
39:30 I drank one tallies, but it never feels like enough.
39:32 That that one tullies is three espressos.
39:35 Nature documentary series.
39:37 Yeah, too.
39:38 The Welsh bearded monkey welcomes premier 2,
39:40 bringing the second premiere to the island daily.
39:44 Gan bear Jigard's less than three.
39:48 Six espressos in the morning is like psychotic.
39:53 And he's like, "You're a dude's a coffee plant." And he's like,
39:56 "Just cuz I have it in like bean form.
40:05 beans.
40:06 What the[ __] All right, another day of cycling begins, ladies and gentlemen.
40:12 Day 10.
40:18 Day 10.
40:25 We pay in full.
40:27 We do pay.
40:28 I'm doing my part so all the mouses of the world Walk and talk with Pete.
40:33 Are you great work?
40:34 Wa $1,000 donation from
40:36 all the guests.
40:38 Get on the whiteboard.
40:40 Swarm and lit.
40:42 Watched your any day vods on two times speed so you didn't get us wet.
40:46 You're welcome guys.
40:49 Thanks man.
40:50 Apparently it's raining.
40:51 My $25 for the cause.
40:53 I think for the next cyclon I'm going to get
40:55 an exercise bike at home and cycle along for the whole thing.
40:59 Yeah, why not?
41:03 I think a lot of people do it and they have a lot of fun doing it.
41:05 Oh, what the hell are you taking me to?
41:16 There's a couple people who always try to cycle along with us
41:19 and I it's always fun hearing their progress on checking it.
41:22 I love checking the Reddit and seeing what people are getting up to.
41:27 Whoa, bullet train.
41:30 Get them big engines going, boys.
41:32 Thank you.
41:36 [laughter]
41:41 Lovely.
41:42 Lovely stuff.
41:43 Another good day today.
41:45 Toyama.
41:46 The views will be incredible.
41:48 Toyama's got famous forid.
41:54 Squid.
41:55 I thought their booty was more famous.
41:56 Actually, the most famous the most famous thing is black ramen.
42:00 Really?
42:00 I thought it was buddy.
42:04 No.
42:05 Black ramen.
42:05 Black ramen.
42:07 Squid ink or it's not really strong.
42:10 So,
42:11 oh Jesus.
42:13 It is like pure salt.
42:16 Pure salt.
42:17 What's booty in English again?
42:18 I forgot what that is.
42:20 All the fish names I don't really know in English cuz we don't know
42:23 cuz I cuz I never learned them in English.
42:26 I just I've only ever like bit weird, isn't it?
42:35 Someone in the chat will know.
42:43 Yellow tail.
42:45 Yellow.
42:45 Yeah, they're famous for yellow tail, I think, in Toyama.
42:50 Yellow.
42:50 Breaking news.
42:51 Bakeoff has renamed Cakew week after an affable YouTuber named Chris Broad.
43:03 Yeah, Japan they have so many names to different types of fish
43:05 whereas in English we'll just like lump them all together because we
43:07 don't obviously when the words were like named or when the fish
43:11 were named we didn't know there's that much variance or whatever I'm guessing.
43:16 So, in Japan, you end up end up like knowing all the fish I like,
43:19 but I always forget the English names because I don't uh Toyota City.
43:29 I mean, look, I'm not craving it.
43:32 I'll say that much.
43:37 Been loving [snorts] the scenery on this cycle.
43:40 She's hoping today is another gorgeous day.
43:42 Yeah, I hope so, too.
43:43 Best of luck, lads.
43:48 Where are we going?
43:52 That means we're going up onto the main road.
43:56 I was at station you started two years ago.
43:58 It's so nice to see the same place again with you cycling there.
44:02 Keep up good work.
44:06 Yeah, TM is quite beautiful.
44:07 I've uh only ever been once and I remember it was quite quite stunning.
44:15 Thank you for all the donations.
44:16 Keep them coming, boys.
44:18 You don't want to disappoint Pete.
44:18 We're at 606 already.
44:21 $60,000 off the gold.
44:22 I turned 24 today.
44:24 Decided to celebrate by donating.
44:27 Huge, dude.
44:28 What better gift?
44:29 Did tip two tip.
44:31 Julie and Sydney did nip to nip.
44:33 How much do we have to donate for you and Chris to go lip to nip?
44:38 He He would never.
44:40 Chat, Pete is here, so we pay in full.
44:42 True.
44:43 Time to open those wallets.
44:46 Oo, oogh over $29 for a fellow $1,996er.
45:08 Teching Calis is spoiled as him watching the VODs
45:11 and just saw Rob demolish a fat Gizzy.
45:13 So, good luck.
45:16 You know it's going to be a good day when you see Rob demolish a fat gizzy chat.
45:19 Amen to our glizzy gozling king.
45:29 Wow.
45:30 That that uh mountain is quite striking.
45:32 So, that's what we have to go over.
45:35 Oh, fun.
45:40 That's the mountain that we're going to climb over.
45:44 But that mountain is nothing compared to what people
45:48 with CVID and PI are living with every day.
45:50 So get those donations in, boys.
46:20 Warming up a bit now.
46:27 I'm warming my legs up.
46:30 The Pistons.
46:30 A little $29 donation from an OG7% boy.
46:35 Every year you get me closer to buying
46:37 a proper bike and I think you finally done it.
46:41 Hi from Wisconsin.
46:43 I'm sure Wisconsin's not too bad for cycling.
46:48 Don't know.
46:49 It sounds flat.
46:53 No, it's probably mountains, isn't it?
46:54 I don't know.
46:56 Never been to Wisconsin.
46:57 Always wanted to.
47:17 A beautiful day.
47:20 Oh, it feels so nice to have another good day.
47:23 I uh definitely the fatigue of cycling every day is starting to kick in.
47:28 Normally up until the last like two days,
47:32 you know, the fatigue is pretty much there.
47:35 But when we're getting close to that final stretch,
47:38 feel like I uh regain all energy.
47:44 And the bath yesterday was so small that I had to like[
47:48 __] fold my legs like a lawn chair to get in it.
47:54 It was not a good bath.
47:55 I'll say that much.
48:06 But still, I love just sitting in a body of water.
48:11 Something nice about it.
48:13 Just sitting in that bath is like, "Oh, nice.
48:18 Feel good now." But everyone keeps telling
48:23 me it all goes downhill when you're 30.
48:25 So, I guess I'll find out.
48:30 It's all downhill chat apparently.
48:32 Aware is it really?
48:33 Are you guys exaggerating?
48:34 It's actually pretty good right now.
48:47 Very busy road.
48:52 When the trucks pass you by, they make a little like
48:54 a air vortex and they kind of like suck you in.
48:59 It's It's kind of nice.
49:02 That was a strange set of words.
49:03 Thank you.
49:04 Decided to talk some work buddies to go with me as a team building exercise.
49:09 Anyway, I'm going alone.
49:12 Yeah, I mean
49:14 Toronto in 2015, we made a shrine with flowers for a random raccoon.
49:19 RIP.
49:20 The whole city forced city council to give him a heritage plaque.
49:24 Oh yeah, that's cool.
49:28 That's a cool story.
49:31 A good piece.
49:32 Yeah, I think so.
49:33 We've only done 4 km.
49:36 Oh, really?
49:36 Wow.
49:37 It is all uphill from now on.
49:39 Oh, should have that smile off the face.
49:41 You shouldn't have said the good news.
49:43 There was no good news.
49:44 [snorts] The good news is there's no bad news.
49:51 [music]
49:51 I'm going to[ __] need that.
49:53 Good luck on day 10 of the cyclon.
49:59 Notice how slow Japanese ambulances go.
50:01 Yeah, they're not in a rush, are they?
50:04 All right, go ahead.
50:06 Not exactly in a hurry.
50:08 No worries.
50:18 At a very like leisurely pace to get to where they need to go.
50:22 I think they obey speed limits which feel like
50:27 Cheers lads.
50:28 Went to Japan a few years ago.
50:30 Watching this every year always makes me want to go back.
50:34 Hey, if you can donate but haven't 10 push-ups now.
50:37 No, I mean that's why I like the cycle, man.
50:46 I I just um not everyone can donate,
50:49 who can watch and a lot of people get motivated to improve their own life,
50:53 exercise a bit more, donate plasma to help others, you know.
50:58 I just I just hope that uh everyone gets a little
51:00 bit inspired to do something uh on their own means.
51:21 Oh, lots of trucks.
51:25 Okay, we got some big hills coming up now.
51:29 It's the big hill for the day.
51:31 I I like it when the hills in the morning.
51:32 I'm not like dying in the evening.
51:38 I'm normally at a good amount of energy around this time of the day.
51:44 Never going to give you up.
51:45 Never going to let you down.
51:47 Never going to run around and desert you.
51:49 Never going to make you cry.
51:51 Never going to say goodbye.
51:52 Never gone.
51:54 So yesterday I asked Mouse to pick the donation war.
51:56 I'm asking once again for mouse to pick the donation war topic.
52:00 You can you can brainstorm with your community
52:03 whatever you think will get the most donations.
52:15 And if she did pick, I can't reach chat while I'm cycling.
52:18 So send me a TTS or something.
52:22 Send me a donation through charity to let
52:23 me know what the donation war topic is today.
52:40 And a reminder, if you want to donate,
52:41 you can use the link in chat link below the stream.
52:46 Um, and it's $25 minimum to get on the TTS.
52:51 That's just so that you know I have a chance
52:53 to talk as well and we're not it's not just constant TTS.
52:57 gives us a bit of uh break.
52:58 It makes special when someone so uh get those donations in.
53:04 Um any man here mouse wants a mouse models war mouse.
53:12 How vain.
53:14 I just learned that in Japanese boo is on a metapia for fart.
53:19 Does that mean Bubby is farty?
53:24 No, I think we should go with the models then.
53:25 That's good.
53:27 I think it'll work.
53:29 Commands will have to get it ready.
53:33 The worm will not win.
53:34 I hope not.
53:36 It's the worst one.
53:38 Ftier model.
54:08 Ah, and the hell begins.
54:14 Has Pete ever given marriage advice or wisdom?
54:21 I think you should ask him that.
54:34 So, I had a bad day.
54:35 Got a big C diagnosis.
54:37 Tune in to Iron Mouse for light-heartedness chat.
54:40 We are all going to die.
54:42 Guess that's my day.
54:47 Little bit of dark humor always fixes the vibes.
54:52 Trust me, I'm British.
54:53 I know.
55:06 I didn't drink enough water this morning.
55:13 I'll try a bunch when I get to the next stop.
55:25 Okay.
55:28 Tired, man.
55:30 I'm out of shape, I guess.
55:31 Huh?
55:32 I'm out of shape yet.
55:36 It's the hills.
55:40 But, you know, I'm happy to be here.
55:48 Oh.
55:56 Oh, big ass trash.
55:57 I work 9 hours a day at an accountant and I listen to trash taste on shuffle.
56:03 Thanks for getting me through long hours these past 5 years.
56:08 My pleasure, man.
56:08 I
56:10 dono.
56:10 So, chat, you know what time it is.
56:13 It is time to take your todders out for the boys.
56:17 Okay.
56:17 Sign me wallets out.
56:19 Yes.
56:19 Thank you.
56:22 I'm not trying to get in some lawsuits now.
56:41 Nice.
56:42 When you get a flat road like this, cycling just feels so easy.
56:46 It feels like no effort.
56:49 Like the human body can just travel this fast with zero work.
56:54 Then you hit a hill and you're like,
56:55 "Wow, this is slow." But the views are nice.
57:06 We got the ocean to my right, ominous mountain to my left.
57:11 It's going to be a good day.
57:18 Which way are we going is the question.
57:23 Straight on is my guess.
57:33 Watching from Oz.
57:34 You're cycling in an underrated part of Japan.
57:37 Love toyama.
57:38 Great food.
57:40 Great scenery.
57:41 It also has the most scenic Starbucks.
57:44 Yeah, everyone keeps telling me about the Starbucks.
57:49 Starbucks.
57:49 Chris keeps talking about it.
57:51 It won an award.
57:52 We all won an award.
57:54 Calling on my fellow Warframe registered losers
57:57 to help lift people with primary immuno deficiency.
58:00 Yes, Warframe
58:04 gamers, we must rise.
58:10 Oh wow.
58:19 The smell of the sea.
58:24 Yeah.
58:28 It's lovely.
58:29 [snorts]
58:32 Oh, the air.
58:33 It's an air buffet.
58:39 As an asthmatic, I appreciate air.
58:48 Chris is getting girthier by the day.
58:54 Apparently in a good way.
58:56 I don't know.
59:07 There it is.
59:07 Our destination for the day.
59:09 Toyama.
59:11 70ks away, boys.
59:14 All right, let's make some progress.
59:23 I debuted my burlesque routine to music box of fate on Saturday.
59:28 Every time I perform this act,
59:30 a portion of my tips will be donated to this cause.
59:33 Oh, dude, that's that's awesome.
59:35 So, you get sucked in and you enjoy it, huh?
59:38 Feels nice.
59:39 You really said that with your whole chest with 13k witnesses.
59:44 What's wrong with that, man?
59:49 Can't say that.
59:54 No, was too fast.
1:00:17 607.
1:00:41 __] laggies tired.
1:00:45 Hello, monkey.
1:00:47 Hello.
1:00:46 My 20th birthday today.
1:00:48 Congrats.
1:00:48 Thought I would spread a bit of love and donate.
1:00:51 Hell yeah.
1:00:53 Congrats.
1:00:55 I do not remember my 20th birthday and I don't remember any my birthday.
1:01:07 Going to be a bit of a workout this morning.
1:01:16 A 5° incline.
1:01:19 Okay.
1:01:22 Okay.
1:01:23 Let's get it.
1:01:49 Oh, this is steep.
1:02:23 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:02:26 What the[ __] What the[ __] What the[ __] was that guy doing?
1:02:45 Holy[ __] He nearly[ __] chopped your arm off.
1:02:55 __] hell.
1:02:56 We were just outside the tunnel.
1:02:57 The guy can clearly see us.
1:03:00 No excuse.
1:03:02 How do you think Charlotte is handling without the delicious cake?
1:03:07 Very happily snoring.
1:03:27 Stop it.
1:03:44 [music] [music]
1:03:56 Oh, there's another cyclist.
1:03:59 Huh?
1:04:08 Hey, we survived.
1:04:10 for now.
1:04:11 For now.
1:04:15 Oh man, that was terrifying.
1:04:20 I nearly had killed us.
1:04:43 She had the energy that I wanted today.
1:04:48 She the energy I was looking for.
1:05:12 This whole town is long.
1:06:27 Go to here.
1:06:31 right here.
1:06:50 Huh?
1:07:02 What the[ __] is this road?
1:07:06 This is crazy.
1:07:07 It's like a roller coaster.
1:07:13 The[ __] This goes on forever.
1:07:42 Yeah, whatever.
1:07:43 I don't care.
1:07:48 Oh my god.
1:07:53 Holy[ __] That was no joke.
1:07:56 Oh, it's still close.
1:08:07 Oh my god.
1:08:23 Holy[ __] Tunnel section.
1:08:26 Tunnel section.
1:08:27 Tunnel section.
1:08:31 Hello from NYC.
1:08:32 I wish there's a person there.
1:08:33 What the hell?
1:08:34 Saving my money to rescue punch come from the other
1:08:36 macak at the Ichi Kawwa city zoo Tokyo.
1:08:40 Uh Kawasaki Zoo Tokyo.
1:08:44 Sorry, I was just like super focused on not dying.
1:08:56 left.
1:08:59 Okay,
1:08:59 we should keep going.
1:09:00 Is it Isn't it a highway?
1:09:03 Let's pull.
1:09:04 Let's pull over.
1:09:06 Pewdiepie isn't here to evangelize Linux, so I shall do it today.
1:09:11 Reason number 1,293 to switch.
1:09:15 It doesn't run which makes it the superior OS.
1:09:19 I mean sex cuz that said highway that way.
1:09:23 So I don't know if that is a highway.
1:09:24 The great work.
1:09:25 Let's go down.
1:09:25 I mean we're not losing.
1:09:27 Let's up those numbers down.
1:09:30 Does it say turn left?
1:09:32 Okay.
1:09:33 Yeah, we'll go down.
1:09:39 Oh, that was scary, dude.
1:09:43 Oh, I forgot to turn my lights on, too.
1:09:48 Luckily, because they were hold we were holding up traffic,
1:09:50 there's no cars after us and none of the cars before us could go,
1:09:55 which honestly was really nice cuz that truck scared the[ __] out of me.
1:10:07 Ow.
1:10:26 Oh, my hand.
1:10:30 Did that hurt.
1:10:34 Anyway, let's keep it going.
1:10:36 survived a kind of scary tunnel network and we're all in the clear for now.
1:10:43 Now we get lovely country roads.
1:10:49 I see come in there.
1:10:52 I was trying to go on the right side
1:10:53 of the road as in the the left as the right.
1:10:58 That's funny.
1:11:02 She like froze.
1:11:05 That's cute.
1:11:14 Keep those notations coming, guys.
1:11:17 And mods can let me know when the donor walls are ready for mouse as models.
1:11:21 We'll probably do it next after this stop, though.
1:11:26 Really nice.
1:11:28 Much better than that road.
1:11:29 I've enjoyed it.
1:11:31 Greetings.
1:11:32 3:00 a.m.
1:11:33 in Vienna.
1:11:34 Hello.
1:11:34 Is it only me that has to work in a few
1:11:36 hours but gets scrippling FOMO if I don't watch each stream?
1:11:40 I can't sleep.
1:11:42 You should sleep.
1:11:43 The V inspired me to learn to ride a bike.
1:11:45 Finally, friend is helping me tomorrow.
1:11:51 Hey,
1:11:50 I look forward to this each year and I'm happy to donate to such a great cause.
1:11:55 Connor and Chris, you're both doing awesome as always.
1:11:58 Thank you.
1:11:59 It's good to
1:12:00 mods here.
1:12:02 is ready whenever you need it.
1:12:03 Okay, we'll do the next stop.
1:12:07 It's good to sleep through this stream cuz
1:12:09 occasionally you be woken up with me going,
1:12:10 "Oh, fuck." when I hit my crotch on the bum.
1:12:14 It's like a fun little mini game.
1:12:21 Cheers to you guys for all the entertainment you provide and good deeds you do.
1:12:26 Thank you.
1:12:27 Never forget that eating too many eggs will make your fart taste bad.
1:12:31 Taste.
1:12:31 Why are you tasting farts?
1:12:59 Oh, I'm tired after that leg.
1:13:03 I got nice and warm though cuz we were really pedaling.
1:13:22 This is nice.
1:13:25 Are we going onto the main road?
1:13:28 Yeah.
1:13:30 Please.
1:13:33 __] I got off my bike.
1:13:34 Sh.
1:13:34 I try to stay on it.
1:13:39 The remote check.
1:13:40 Who's got the donate mode?
1:13:43 Let's see who's got the donate mode.
1:13:46 Reminder chat.
1:13:46 You can watch the stream for 1 hour to get the badge.
1:13:49 Thank you, Twitch.
1:13:50 Or you can donate, sorry,
1:13:53 gift one sub or sub and you'll get the uh the donate emote.
1:13:57 But I prefer you donate to the University
1:14:00 Foundation if possible for obvious reasons.
1:14:02 Thank you, dude.
1:14:04 Look at everyone's got the emote.
1:14:06 That's crazy.
1:14:07 Everyone's got the emote.
1:14:08 That's
1:14:18 We can just walk across, dude.
1:14:24 Everyone's got the M.
1:14:25 What the hell?
1:14:38 Oh, we smashed that stretch.
1:14:43 Yeah,
1:14:43 very well done.
1:14:45 Oh, nice.
1:14:57 All right, boys.
1:14:59 Keep those turns coming and I'll keep pedaling.
1:15:02 Agreed.
1:15:03 Deal.
1:15:08 That was a good stretch.
1:15:10 Last dono of the night as it's 2:00 a.m.
1:15:12 in the UK.
1:15:13 Good luck today, lads.
1:15:14 Enjoy the weather and get a good strong brew of Yorkshire gold when you're done.
1:15:19 Oh, that'd be nice, wouldn't it?
1:15:21 I didn't bring any.
1:15:23 That was so silly.
1:15:24 Why didn't they bring any Yorkshire gold?
1:15:51 Oh, hell.
1:15:53 slight hill.
1:15:54 I'm uh still haven't really got rid of the lactic acid from my legs fully.
1:16:03 So, whenever I get onto a hill, it's still quite difficult for me.
1:16:08 But flats are like totally fine.
1:16:10 It's like a different uh part of my uh legs being used.
1:16:28 Great job, guys.
1:16:29 Keep it up and stay safe.
1:16:31 Iron Mouse love.
1:16:44 Oh[ __] My uh 1K dono.
1:16:49 Yeah,
1:16:50 dude.
1:16:50 Maya, thank you.
1:16:52 Always good seeing you around, Maya.
1:16:55 Hope you're doing well.
1:16:57 Always a pleasure to see your name.
1:16:59 Hope you've been well this past year.
1:17:53 Oh, interesting.
1:17:53 We're basically joining up with the main road.
1:17:59 We are not going on that.
1:18:06 Hello raiders.
1:18:18 Good luck hitting the number of the beast today.
1:18:21 Also try to keep the Oahan hit count to zero.
1:18:28 I will.
1:18:29 We will not hit any Obasan.
1:18:32 I was just keeping her monotized.
1:18:35 Wow.
1:18:35 I'm really tired.
1:18:40 Luckily, I'll be all right.
1:18:51 Yeah, I can see water.
1:18:56 We'll get out the next break.
1:19:09 Got the JJ SIM unlimited so I could watch you while I travel around Japan.
1:19:15 Keep up the incredible work, lads.
1:19:17 You're smashing this.
1:19:19 We've been using it on the mountain.
1:19:21 Everyone loves the monkey jersey when I'm mountain biking and bike packing.
1:19:25 Can't wait to get the new jersey.
1:19:27 Greetings from New Jersey.
1:19:29 Oh, dude.
1:19:30 Jersey, Jersey, Jersey.
1:19:51 Don't you just want a hot dog?
1:19:53 Real or le after staring at Chris's tight buns all day?
1:19:58 Great job, you two.
1:20:00 Keep up the amazing work.
1:20:07 I don't.
1:20:09 Oh, tunnel time.
1:20:17 Oh, it's like uphill.
1:20:18 Oh god.
1:20:49 Yep.
1:20:52 No cars behind us.
1:21:03 [music]
1:21:33 No, seriously.
1:21:44 That's what we're going to cycle up to.
1:21:54 Where are we?
1:21:57 __] hell.
1:22:13 Hey, S.
1:22:32 [snorts]
1:22:40 Wow.
1:22:40 It's like we're in a rainforest.
1:22:52 There's no one here.
1:23:10 Poor Connor.
1:23:11 You must be so tired from bouncing on it all week.
1:23:14 I give you a break by bouncing on it for you.
1:23:17 Metal on the gear till it's solid style.
1:23:20 [snorts] What the[ __] I appreciate the donation.
1:23:42 Keep up the great work, you guys.
1:23:44 You guys are such an inspiration.
1:23:47 We will try to keep the rain away.
1:23:49 Love from Wisconsin.
1:24:01 Oh, I hear a big truck.
1:24:03 Oh, no, no, no.
1:24:05 Not in the corner.
1:24:07 Please.
1:24:10 I'm going to go out in the road more so you can see me.
1:24:19 [music] Nice.
1:24:27 That works.
1:24:33 [music] [music] Hey, hey, hey.
1:24:52 [music] [music]
1:25:27 [music] [music] Heat.
1:25:37 Heat.
1:26:11 __][ __][ __] This is steep.
1:26:27 [snorts] I need water.
1:26:50 I need water.
1:26:58 No.
1:27:00 That looked tough.
1:27:01 I need water.
1:27:02 Where are they going?
1:27:03 Driving away.
1:27:04 No.
1:27:04 Why?
1:27:05 I'm just going to park really quick.
1:27:06 I'll go grab that.
1:27:07 You want me to grab it here?
1:27:08 I'll come over.
1:27:10 That looks brutal.
1:27:11 That was tough, man.
1:27:12 No, I meant talking to Ian.
1:27:15 __] [laughter] me.
1:27:15 He's tough to talk to.
1:27:17 Yeah, he's got a lot.
1:27:17 He doesn't give you m.
1:27:19 Let's get some water for the monkey.
1:27:25 You guys look good out there.
1:27:26 Yeah, it's going pretty well, I think, overall.
1:27:35 What a beautiful place.
1:27:37 Yeah, very beautiful.
1:27:38 Through all the sweat and turmoil and the muscle knots,
1:27:42 do you ever take it all in?
1:27:43 Yeah, I do.
1:27:44 I do.
1:27:44 It's very nice to look at.
1:27:48 Okay, let's get you that water.
1:27:52 Yeah.
1:27:54 How you doing, Abby?
1:27:55 All right.
1:27:56 Yeah, we swap over.
1:27:57 There's no wind, is there?
1:27:58 I think no wind.
1:28:01 Maybe not.
1:28:04 Feels there's no wind.
1:28:04 Do you have any water as well?
1:28:07 Yes.
1:28:13 That was hard.
1:28:14 All right.
1:28:17 Well, that was fun.
1:28:19 That was
1:28:20 impromptu stop.
1:28:21 really quite complicated cuz you're cycling up in a tunnel while a lorry
1:28:25 is like about to crush you into a wall.
1:28:28 Lori's luck for the English speakers.
1:28:31 A truck nearly crushed me.
1:28:33 It didn't It was kind of harrowing in there
1:28:35 and when they're turning it takes off the entire road.
1:28:38 The worst bit is just as I got my composure,
1:28:40 Pete went past went and he fell off my Viking [laughter] shot.
1:28:44 Okay, there's no way he didn't hear me coming.
1:28:45 That was more dangerous than a lorry.
1:28:47 I was shouting to uh
1:28:48 but in a tunnel going up in a tunnel is is just about as bad as it can get.
1:28:52 I think really
1:28:53 I hear a lot of Pete caused crashes.
1:28:56 Pete caused technical issues.
1:28:58 Uh also Pete's going to try to raise money.
1:29:01 That's the plan.
1:29:03 My dad.
1:29:09 Sure.
1:29:10 All right.
1:29:10 Hey gang, I wish all best for you guys.
1:29:14 Amazing job out.
1:29:15 I'm going to get a job now to provide for the cause.
1:29:19 Hell yeah.
1:29:20 You're going to get a a what now?
1:29:21 For the cause.
1:29:24 Job.
1:29:23 Sweet.
1:29:23 That's a curse word in a lot of places.
1:29:25 J Our
1:29:28 Jesus Christ.
1:29:30 Let me try to get
1:29:31 support from
1:29:32 There we go.
1:29:33 You guys are amazing as usual.
1:29:37 We're I heard that if we reach 620,000, Na'vi and I will bounce on it again.
1:29:41 We'll have to do our normal.
1:29:43 We haven't done that in a while.
1:29:45 Okay.
1:29:46 Uh, let's go take it in the sides.
1:29:49 Let me make sure.
1:29:50 I have no idea if my stuff's Are we Can you see Paul?
1:29:54 Hi, Paul.
1:29:55 Hi.
1:29:55 Yeah.
1:29:55 Hey, chat.
1:29:56 Hey, wait.
1:29:56 This is all going.
1:29:57 Did you call me Ian?
1:29:59 Okay.
1:30:00 Just seeing if this works.
1:30:01 We back.
1:30:02 Okay, so we're good.
1:30:04 The most perilous pass of the Hokuriku road.
1:30:09 Really?
1:30:09 That's an ominous.
1:30:10 That doesn't sound good.
1:30:11 [laughter] I don't know if that's what you want to read if you're on a bike.
1:30:16 I think I went through the powerless pass.
1:30:18 [laughter] Yeah.
1:30:19 Well, I mean, imagine this though.
1:30:21 How many people in Japan, you know, it's 120 million.
1:30:25 Very few of them cycle this path along the coast and experience that.
1:30:29 I literally sailed down the most perilous path in Hakar Road.
1:30:33 Mr.
1:30:33 Beast Challenge.
1:30:35 What's Million?
1:30:35 World's largest sea turtle statue.
1:30:38 Very cool.
1:30:39 Did that feel like the most perilous pass?
1:30:43 Yeah.
1:30:43 Ittoawa is the jade coast.
1:30:44 So if you go to the shoreline stones, right?
1:30:46 It's about a 10-minute walk down to the tunnel.
1:30:49 You should probably give you this this helmet.
1:30:54 Oh god.
1:30:56 And a 10-minute climb up.
1:30:58 Dude, you have metal slug patches on your bag.
1:31:01 Yeah,
1:31:01 that is amazing.
1:31:03 Marco or Rob gave me them.
1:31:06 Oh my god, it's so steep.
1:31:07 It's the most perilous path in all of Hokoriku.
1:31:12 All right.
1:31:16 Oh, getting up.
1:31:16 This is going to be tough.
1:31:19 You know, the the real delayed onset muscle thems [laughter] [snorts]
1:31:37 up there's pretty.
1:31:38 That's quite a long way down to look at some wood or whatever it is.
1:31:42 I think Pete goes down and tells us about
1:31:45 what it was like and we can watch Pete stream.
1:31:47 Yeah, that's uh I can handle that.
1:31:49 That's what Vang Gang is all about, is it?
1:31:51 The side missions.
1:31:52 Take Ian with you.
1:31:53 Uh Ian would I'm afraid he'll push me.
1:31:55 He doesn't even know his mic's still on.
1:31:57 All right.
1:31:58 __] hell.
1:31:59 It looks fun, man.
1:32:00 It's uh You're only going to see this once, Chris.
1:32:01 All right.
1:32:02 Come on then.
1:32:04 Bloody pier.
1:32:05 To raise money, you will go over any mountain.
1:32:09 You got to carry me back up there.
1:32:11 I give me a massage back.
1:32:14 Oh, this is going to be tough to get back up.
1:32:16 Stop saying that.
1:32:17 I just cycled up this.
1:32:20 Sorry.
1:32:20 Isn't that how Weinstein got in jail?
1:32:24 Weinstein
1:32:23 back rubs and and carrying.
1:32:26 Yeah, but you're going to actually want to give me back rubs.
1:32:28 Oh, yeah.
1:32:28 Broadstein.
1:32:30 I forgot about Broadstein.
1:32:31 We got to bring that back.
1:32:34 Yeah.
1:32:34 Chris Broadstein.
1:32:36 I showed up and you start asking for physical [laughter] crunchy audio.
1:32:42 Yes.
1:32:43 My
1:32:50 Okay.
1:32:49 You go ahead if you want and fill back.
1:32:58 This looks Yeah, sure.
1:33:02 the audio.
1:33:04 Paul's going to go ahead of ours.
1:33:05 I can bring it backwards for sure.
1:33:07 I'm going to stop at this little bridge or staircase.
1:33:12 [snorts] So yeah,
1:33:16 yeah.
1:33:17 Wow.
1:33:18 Really?
1:33:18 Behind you.
1:33:19 Oh, really?
1:33:21 Oh, wow.
1:33:22 Really?
1:33:23 Yeah.
1:33:23 How do you How do you get there then?
1:33:24 So, there's a mountain trail right there.
1:33:25 Oh my god.
1:33:27 That would be brutal.
1:33:28 That would be absolutely brutal.
1:33:31 Kind of cool.
1:33:34 Still probably in the damn cycle.
1:33:38 Okay, Connor, you were right.
1:33:39 Going back up is going to be [laughter]
1:33:43 already feel my knee down there.
1:33:44 There's
1:33:45 the thing [snorts] at the bottom.
1:33:48 Yeah.
1:33:46 Oh.
1:33:46 Oh, okay.
1:33:47 Cool.
1:33:51 Wow.
1:33:51 My lord.
1:33:52 This looks like some Indiana Jones stuff is Indiana Jones, too.
1:33:54 That's sick.
1:33:55 That's incredible.
1:33:57 1K dono.
1:33:58 1K dono.
1:33:59 I couldn't even see who it's from, but thank you.
1:34:02 God gave us this donation.
1:34:04 Look at this.
1:34:06 Actually, religious 610
1:34:09 666.
1:34:10 And we get to have uh a bonus mouse appearance.
1:34:13 650 and Chris gets a back rub.
1:34:17 And Final Fantasy 14 all expansions.
1:34:20 Oh, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Lost[ __] kneecaps.
1:34:27 Ridiculous.
1:34:27 The lost[ __] kneecaps.
1:34:29 Was that a George Lucas one?
1:34:30 I can't remember.
1:34:31 I got an idea for a film.
1:34:33 Steve, is he Kermit?
1:34:34 Uh, hey everybody.
1:34:35 He does sound a bit Kermit.
1:34:37 I have an idea for a film.
1:34:39 Indiana Jones and the Journey of the Lost[ __] kneecaps
1:34:44 takes place guys.
1:34:46 If we were in the original movie, Chris would have died to the Holy Grail.
1:34:49 Oh yes, he would have grabbed
1:34:50 one billion% he would have chose the wrong grail.
1:34:52 I watched that last night goal.
1:34:55 No.
1:34:56 No.
1:34:56 I won it.
1:34:58 Chris, you would never say this is a carpenters's cup.
1:35:01 You'd go for the the most I'd go for the[ __] Picari sweat bottle.
1:35:07 Hell yes.
1:35:08 Well, what's this?
1:35:09 A par sweat amongst all the chalicees.
1:35:13 Oh yeah.
1:35:14 Wow.
1:35:18 [snorts] My wife I told her, "I'm going to Ittoawa." And she says,
1:35:22 "Oh, that's the place where the the jade washes up on the shore.
1:35:25 That's right.
1:35:26 Please bring me a stone back." And I was like, "Why is the jade?"
1:35:29 I was like, "Honey, if the jade just is there all year round,
1:35:32 I think it would be millions of people would just live on the coast.
1:35:36 So if you see a jade, we're reserving that for my wife.
1:35:41 You're going to be the Nathan Drake of your household.
1:35:44 Nathan fake.
1:35:46 Oh my[ __] god.
1:35:48 I got you a fake leg snapped off.
1:35:52 All right, Pete, you got to cross this.
1:35:54 Okay.
1:35:54 Yeah, right.
1:35:55 Behind you.
1:35:56 This is it.
1:35:57 Give me the whip.
1:35:58 Give me the whip.
1:35:59 Give me the whip.
1:36:00 [laughter] Give me the idle.
1:36:02 So, this looks like in a video game if you step on it, it snaps halfway down
1:36:07 and then you grab it and slam that and you grab that ladder.
1:36:09 Go on, Pete.
1:36:10 A real meat.
1:36:10 A real man climbs the ladder.
1:36:11 A real meat.
1:36:12 [laughter] Real meat.
1:36:13 Real meat.
1:36:14 A real meat.
1:36:15 So, the reason we came here was for this thing behind you.
1:36:17 [snorts] Oh, this is it.
1:36:18 Huh?
1:36:18 The abandoned tunnel.
1:36:19 The old OA Shiu tunnel.
1:36:22 That's terrifying.
1:36:23 You might have seen it from things like Dan.
1:36:26 This is where this tunnel was called Turbo Granny is to build.
1:36:31 There was a train that went through here.
1:36:33 I guess so.
1:36:33 Yeah.
1:36:34 No way.
1:36:34 I used to carry passengers and freight traffic
1:36:37 for 53 years until 1965 when I gave up.
1:36:41 So what?
1:36:42 [snorts]
1:36:42 There you go.
1:36:42 Till 1965.
1:36:46 The end of the Maji.
1:36:47 How far can I go in before?
1:36:49 Well, you
1:36:49 go all the way to the end.
1:36:51 It looks a bit moldy.
1:36:52 I'm not going to lie.
1:36:53 It goes really far.
1:36:56 That's insane.
1:37:00 There is lights in here.
1:37:06 Wow.
1:37:05 How far until the signal cuts out?
1:37:10 Wait, that scared the actual hell out of [laughter] I mean,
1:37:13 you could get a huge sex though in here.
1:37:16 Yeah, you could.
1:37:16 That would be crazy.
1:37:19 Is there are humans down there?
1:37:22 Sex?
1:37:22 No, the the acoustics are not that good.
1:37:24 I bet you I could go slightly louder.
1:37:27 Yeah, you could.
1:37:32 Six.
1:37:35 That's fun.
1:37:37 That's incredible.
1:37:38 That's my normal stream volume, so I should be all right.
1:37:41 That is Oh, dude.
1:37:44 Wow.
1:37:43 Didn't clip the mic at all.
1:37:45 Didn't clip the mic, I think.
1:37:46 Uh, no bleeding ears.
1:37:48 Okay.
1:37:48 It goes pretty far, though.
1:37:49 Maybe like 2 km.
1:37:51 No, maybe a kilometer.
1:37:55 It's pretty far out.
1:37:58 Today we're going to find Peter's son.
1:38:01 He was left.
1:38:02 I let him crawl.
1:38:03 He's left here [laughter] and
1:38:04 beat you at the other end.
1:38:05 It's a Macy tradition.
1:38:07 I wait at the other end.
1:38:08 You have to crawl through.
1:38:10 And [laughter] uh honestly, he'd probably beat me to the end.
1:38:13 He would beat you.
1:38:13 You get distracted so fast.
1:38:16 He he got all of my wife's athletic jeans, thank God, and zero of mine.
1:38:21 But the gaming I'm hoping that by the age
1:38:23 of one he's like playing TFT better than you.
1:38:26 He's like diamond rank.
1:38:28 And so
1:38:28 Hey, hey, hey, I'm better than that.
1:38:30 Literally a drooling baby can get diamonds.
1:38:32 And my son's no drooing baby.
1:38:35 Okay.
1:38:35 Okay.
1:38:35 Look at the water.
1:38:36 So beautiful.
1:38:37 The greatest gamer.
1:38:39 It's emerald green.
1:38:42 Time for a swim.
1:38:44 Look at those waters, though.
1:38:45 Looks I want to go swimming so bad.
1:38:53 You going to go and find some jade?
1:38:56 Um,
1:38:56 it washes up on this beach.
1:38:57 I know.
1:38:57 My wife made that very clear.
1:38:59 Should I go check for it?
1:39:01 Come back on your shield or without it.
1:39:02 There will be no jade there.
1:39:04 [laughter]
1:39:05 What about a a green mossy stone?
1:39:08 That could work.
1:39:10 I'll go take a look.
1:39:10 Do I have time to go down there?
1:39:13 See my sand?
1:39:16 Yeah.
1:39:17 This is absolutely terrifying.
1:39:20 Oh god,
1:39:22 a lot of stairs.
1:39:26 Oh, very steep stairs.
1:39:35 Wow.
1:39:35 [snorts]
1:39:36 Oh my god, this is so steep.
1:39:38 It is exactly for this reason that I I I so enjoy going out with you guys.
1:39:44 You get all these awesome shots.
1:39:49 I would have never experienced this.
1:39:57 Dude, walking back up is going to be actually terrifying.
1:40:08 Stunning.
1:40:12 Wow.
1:40:15 All right.
1:40:15 Remember Paul, first jade is mine.
1:40:19 Okay.
1:40:27 Okay.
1:40:27 This one's a bit tricky.
1:40:29 Careful.
1:40:31 It's like they just gave up on the steps.
1:40:33 Ow.
1:40:40 Wow.
1:40:40 All these rocks.
1:40:45 All right, let me set you guys up.
1:40:47 That's like a bin or people collecting trash.
1:40:51 [snorts] We camp.
1:40:57 Oh, lovely.
1:40:57 Jesus Christ, mate.
1:41:01 If not slightly parallel.
1:41:02 All right, let's see how you taught me how to
1:41:04 Wow, these stones are like perfectly shaped
1:41:07 by the by the ocean, right?
1:41:10 The tides.
1:41:11 Whoa, there's fisherman.
1:41:12 They're like so like satisfyingly round.
1:41:16 Silky silky smooth.
1:41:17 All right, just don't let that fall forward and snap on the rocks.
1:41:20 Any jade?
1:41:21 All right, let me go take a look.
1:41:26 What's the rule with taking a stone in Japan?
1:41:28 Fair game.
1:41:29 If you get a jade, does he find his keepers?
1:41:32 No.
1:41:32 First goes to me.
1:41:34 You got to pay.
1:41:36 Yeah, true.
1:41:40 That's why Haku Coco, [laughter]
1:41:51 these guys are fishing out here.
1:41:54 Haku Coco.
1:41:55 This is Oh, I feel something.
1:41:59 It's a shiny rock.
1:42:01 That is a shiny rock.
1:42:02 It's not quite jade.
1:42:05 I feel like it's it's man's destiny to pick
1:42:08 up a rock and chuck it into the ocean.
1:42:10 Yeah, let's do it.
1:42:11 That sounds fun.
1:42:12 It's just a simple It's like rolling a boulder down a big hill.
1:42:17 Yeah.
1:42:18 What about accidentally going to take Chris?
1:42:25 Ah,
1:42:27 it's a fair throw.
1:42:31 Very beautiful.
1:42:32 I could sit here all day and have a picnic.
1:42:34 Although it wouldn't be very smooth to sit on.
1:42:37 I could stand here for a few minutes and leap back to the van.
1:42:40 How did all these rocks get here?
1:42:41 Cuz obviously they didn't wash off.
1:42:43 Too heavy.
1:42:48 It's quite interesting.
1:42:48 The beach cuz you know, you know, it's like coin pushers the arcade.
1:42:53 Imagine that.
1:42:54 But nature's version of it.
1:42:56 I mean, these rocks are
1:42:58 these rocks are so heavy.
1:42:59 It's quite impressive really.
1:43:01 And the be the beach is sort of quite a sharp drop off
1:43:04 cuz the sea can't move the rocks right to move this to Oops.
1:43:11 It looks tasty.
1:43:14 Sorry guys.
1:43:14 I'd love to taste.
1:43:15 It's
1:43:15 hard to get the uh the wide angle right.
1:43:20 There you go.
1:43:22 No, I do not need you to.
1:43:36 Is that okay?
1:43:38 You guys see?
1:43:39 All right.
1:43:39 Some of these look like they might have jade in them, but
1:43:41 there you go.
1:43:44 How the heck are we going to walk back up?
1:43:45 Look at it.
1:43:46 Oh,[ __]
1:43:49 That's pretty steep.
1:43:49 Back up there.
1:43:52 It's Paul's day on the bike, isn't it?
1:43:54 Another another great thing about
1:43:55 I thought we had a goal where you're going to take over from me forever.
1:43:58 The wizard stick of sorts.
1:44:02 No jade.
1:44:03 I'm looking past the boy.
1:44:06 Find me that jade.
1:44:11 [snorts]
1:44:13 This one looks I'm looking for jade.
1:44:16 Particularly nice though.
1:44:18 So smooth and perfect.
1:44:19 Can't you paint it green and give that to Yuki?
1:44:22 Good idea, mate.
1:44:23 Uh,
1:44:25 that's a nice stone.
1:44:26 That is nice.
1:44:27 That one's smooth like an egg.
1:44:31 All right.
1:44:31 Do you think I could skip this once?
1:44:33 Uh, don't hit the fisherman.
1:44:35 Do you think I'm going to throw it so far to my side?
1:44:37 I think you're you're different.
1:44:40 You're built different.
1:44:40 Well, I don't have a good foothold.
1:44:42 I just want one skip.
1:44:44 This is freaking heavy, though.
1:44:47 Yeah.
1:44:47 Too far, mate.
1:44:48 That's
1:44:49 You got to go close.
1:44:50 You got to get close to the water.
1:44:51 It needs to be flat, right?
1:44:52 Yeah.
1:44:52 Well, I mean, I That didn't do anything.
1:44:54 A real man goes close to the water.
1:44:56 A real man is not me.
1:44:58 Is there a green stone there?
1:45:00 Uh,
1:45:00 there's a green stone
1:45:01 kind of.
1:45:03 Okay.
1:45:03 Wait.
1:45:05 No.
1:45:09 Underneath the gray one.
1:45:10 Oh, I see one here.
1:45:15 No, it's J.
1:45:16 No, it's gray.
1:45:18 That does look jade.
1:45:19 It's gray.
1:45:20 It's gray.
1:45:22 Jade.
1:45:31 Look at that wave, man.
1:45:32 Beautiful.
1:45:35 Oh[ __]
1:45:39 A be kind of fun to surf in there.
1:45:41 Yeah.
1:45:41 Get right up on the rocks.
1:45:42 Smash your head onto the This would be
1:45:44 the most dangerous beach in the world to surf on.
1:45:48 Fall off and smash your head on the rock.
1:45:51 Here's a grip.
1:45:57 Give that to Yuki.
1:45:58 I think that's my lunch.
1:46:03 Jade Jade salad.
1:46:05 I think the ones I saw on the internet,
1:46:07 you have to go to like along the coastline like where it's a beach.
1:46:10 Well, this is coastline.
1:46:11 I I mean a beach coastline where there's sand and sediment, not perilous.
1:46:18 This is pretty great though, huh?
1:46:20 Yeah.
1:46:20 Very beautiful.
1:46:21 It's quite therapeutic seeing the waves from coming.
1:46:23 Oh, this will be a big one.
1:46:24 It's going to be a big one.
1:46:33 Ah, come on.
1:46:35 Very beautiful.
1:46:36 Come on.
1:46:38 Whoa.
1:46:39 __] I was trying to find a jade.
1:46:43 Couldn't find one.
1:46:44 Yeah, I'll tell my wife that we gave it our best.
1:46:49 I found an oddly, but it just gave me plus one dexterity.
1:46:52 So I I
1:46:53 Did you trade it for like an Elden Boss?
1:46:55 Is there a missed door at the end of the tunnel?
1:46:57 Yeah, there might be a hidden wall.
1:47:01 Yeah, one deck on a bike though is not bad.
1:47:04 It was slow reference.
1:47:05 You
1:47:05 I know.
1:47:06 Smooth stone.
1:47:08 Yeah, I went Elden Ring.
1:47:09 Silky silky smooth which is Dark Souls.
1:47:11 Oh, really?
1:47:12 Yeah.
1:47:12 You never seen that one.
1:47:13 Can you hear the sound of the rocks as the water?
1:47:16 Yeah.
1:47:18 So,
1:47:17 when the waves cut in half
1:47:21 Someone's cut this one open.
1:47:22 Oh, you're right.
1:47:23 It's like a They were looking for like an amethyst.
1:47:28 Can you see the shine on it?
1:47:30 That's pretty nice.
1:47:32 This one I'm going to hide so that only mother nature can have it.
1:47:37 Right.
1:47:38 I'm going to show Watch how pinpoint my I'm aiming for like
1:47:41 this egg looking gray rock that's jutting out like a pizza.
1:47:47 Okay,
1:47:47 I Okay, that's I just missed.
1:47:50 Back to mother nature.
1:47:51 Well, back to mother nature.
1:47:53 What about this one?
1:47:57 No,
1:47:57 you just like rocks, eh?
1:47:58 That's just like clay.
1:48:01 Oh, [laughter]
1:48:05 God is not happy with me.
1:48:07 Oh.
1:48:07 Oh.
1:48:07 Oh, that was fun.
1:48:09 That was fun.
1:48:09 I like that.
1:48:10 That one shattered.
1:48:12 Did it really?
1:48:12 Yeah.
1:48:13 It broke off into a separate cute one.
1:48:20 That Wow, that one bounced back.
1:48:24 Bounced on it.
1:48:25 Bounced on it.
1:48:26 Creep.
1:48:26 Oh, this one's heavy.
1:48:29 The heavy one.
1:48:30 That's fun.
1:48:32 Fun to see it.
1:48:33 Seeing a rock being thrown is just good fun.
1:48:37 Ah,
1:48:40 John Connor, how close can you go to the wave?
1:48:42 I don't want to go.
1:48:51 It's fun.
1:48:52 It's like playing the ultimate uh
1:48:54 absolute savages.
1:48:57 Oh, that one had a nice sound to it.
1:49:01 Oh, that one slipped.
1:49:02 [laughter] That one did not go any impressed.
1:49:05 So, here's the one.
1:49:06 You get a little back spin, right?
1:49:09 Okay, that was went towards us.
1:49:11 Oh, wow.
1:49:12 That was cool.
1:49:13 Let me try one more.
1:49:14 Here we go.
1:49:15 You got to launch it.
1:49:16 He's trying to He's trying to break him open.
1:49:17 Get a Wow.
1:49:19 Oh, wa.
1:49:19 Look at that one.
1:49:20 Oh, man.
1:49:21 Did you see that?
1:49:22 Was doing like 200,000 points in Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
1:49:25 Oh, wa.
1:49:25 Look at this one.
1:49:27 Oh, dude.
1:49:28 It's jammed in there.
1:49:31 Okay.
1:49:31 Well,
1:49:32 we should take this smooth one.
1:49:34 Oh, that one broke.
1:49:35 Oh, that one.
1:49:37 All right, shall we?
1:49:38 All right, that was fun.
1:49:39 That was fun.
1:49:42 Another memory for the moment.
1:49:44 All right, guys.
1:49:44 We showed you some awesome rock tossing.
1:49:46 Now, show some real bling by throwing to the donations.
1:49:49 Shall not pass.
1:49:51 Oh, wait.
1:49:52 All right.
1:49:52 Can I I want to do a Gandalf shout.
1:49:54 That looks fun.
1:49:55 Do you know his other line?
1:49:56 [snorts]
1:49:57 Run, fools.
1:49:58 I am the keeper of the sacred flame of the wielder of the ancient fire.
1:50:06 You shall [screaming] not pass.
1:50:10 There you go.
1:50:11 I scared all of the locals cuz I'm a piece of[ __] You nerve my memory.
1:50:18 He knows bull's
1:50:22 here.
1:50:25 No, they're chilling.
1:50:26 They're fishermanmen.
1:50:27 They probably enjoyed the show.
1:50:29 No, I'm Anything for charity.
1:50:31 Chris is British, so he thinks anyone is a disturbance.
1:50:34 Well, it's once a year I get to break every sound law in Japan.
1:50:46 Just seeing if there's any nice gems.
1:50:50 Where are you, gems?
1:50:50 Oh, that's an oddly smooth stone.
1:50:52 Look at that one.
1:50:53 Someone must have chose that one cuz it's very nice.
1:50:58 And now our trek back up begins.
1:51:02 Let's go.
1:51:03 Ready.
1:51:04 Uh, do you want to go ahead of us or behind us?
1:51:06 This thing is harder than I thought to connect.
1:51:09 Yeah.
1:51:09 Between you and Chris.
1:51:11 Sure.
1:51:11 This will be fun.
1:51:13 By fun, I mean this will not be fun.
1:51:16 There we go.
1:51:22 Oh, good heavens.
1:51:23 This was a mistake.
1:51:24 Me embarrassing myself for a six.
1:51:28 This is a mistake.
1:51:29 Fifth year in a row.
1:51:31 Oh yeah.
1:51:32 My life never gets old.
1:51:42 __]
1:51:42 Yeah.
1:51:42 Uh I'll see you guys tomorrow.
1:51:44 200 m.
1:51:45 I'll see you guys tomorrow.
1:51:50 Test.
1:51:50 I don't know what's he doing, you guys.
1:51:54 How we good?
1:51:55 For most people, these stairs alone are a daily workout.
1:52:01 Well, that's cool.
1:52:05 I think it was worth it.
1:52:06 Let's go, boys.
1:52:12 Um, I'm reading my Tik Toks.
1:52:17 Where's the stunt helicopter?
1:52:21 They're very steep stairs.
1:52:40 Yeah.
1:52:42 Well, I like throwing rocks, so that was nice.
1:52:55 I've got to check my crab.
1:52:59 Just go.
1:53:04 Why do we do it to ourselves?
1:53:06 Why?
1:53:08 Why are you thinking?
1:53:09 I can hear him.
1:53:10 You can always hear him before you see him.
1:53:15 Oh.
1:53:16 Oh, jeez.
1:53:16 That's a third of the way.
1:53:18 I'm not good at hiking.
1:53:26 These are really steep parts as well.
1:53:32 You look very regal as always.
1:53:41 Roy, let us go.
1:53:43 Is Pete okay as he started his ascent?
1:53:46 Slow.
1:53:46 It
1:53:47 is hard.
1:53:52 Where is that peep?
1:53:53 He might not make it.
1:53:54 Come on, Pete.
1:53:57 Okay,
1:53:56 nearly there.
1:54:05 Man, that looks
1:54:06 This is not weightless.
1:54:11 Okay.
1:54:11 A man chooses.
1:54:13 A man chooses.
1:54:14 Pete,
1:54:14 if the pool added 84 kilos of pure muscle and sex appeal, it'd be different.
1:54:21 But I have to carry this thing up there.
1:54:23 Oh, excuses.
1:54:26 Now you got to swim with a weight on your back.
1:54:27 Remember that.
1:54:29 I'm carrying mine, too.
1:54:31 You know how heavy these tungsten balls are stomach.
1:54:34 This is way[ __] [laughter]
1:54:38 That's true.
1:54:38 I'm just a man attached to a stomach at this point.
1:54:43 Have you played Resident Evil 8?
1:54:46 Uh, you know the Duke?
1:54:48 Yeah.
1:54:49 __] off.
1:54:50 [laughter]
1:54:50 __] off.
1:54:52 It's beautiful.
1:54:54 I didn't I didn't make any lovely Baron Harken.
1:54:58 Okay.
1:54:58 [laughter] Why Baron Harkin?
1:54:59 He gets to say the whole time.
1:55:04 Okay.
1:55:04 You'd rather be Baron Harkin than the juke.
1:55:07 The juke.
1:55:08 The juke sells good ways.
1:55:11 He's really helpful.
1:55:14 Without him, the story might not progress.
1:55:18 Average [laughter] viewer experience.
1:55:30 I found the grape.
1:55:33 You found the what?
1:55:34 Found the grape leap up.
1:55:37 Great right there.
1:55:38 Oh yeah.
1:55:38 Great.
1:55:39 I'll climb that up.
1:55:42 Okay, let me try to keep my sexual moans to myself.
1:55:54 Most people are smart and don't do a[ __] hike while cycling 80 km, but not us.
1:56:02 Sorry.
1:56:12 There's more.
1:56:14 What?
1:56:15 I thought that was it.
1:56:16 Thought we were done.
1:56:19 Moto.
1:56:21 Chris is bouncing.
1:56:27 __] Birds are perfect.
1:56:29 Scripted cinema.
1:56:32 Okay.
1:56:35 Okay.
1:56:35 I thought we were done.
1:56:35 Look at that.
1:56:38 Yep.
1:56:42 I'm going to let them uh get ahead so I don't keep breathing in Paul's ear.
1:56:51 Definitely not as fun in cycling shoes.
1:57:07 That looks cool.
1:57:08 At least look at him.
1:57:09 He looks like he's retired already.
1:57:12 He's He's slowly becoming Winston Churchill.
1:57:27 You even bought a couple extraction for me.
1:57:32 I'll get you over there.
1:57:43 It's taking too long.
1:57:45 Yeah, the last time was the Team Rocket.
1:57:49 Yeah.
1:57:47 Was that a quicker and stop?
1:57:51 Being in the situation.
1:57:52 Jesus, that was a year ago.
1:57:53 We need to climb these stairs.
1:57:58 Anybody got an updated number?
1:57:59 Please tell me.
1:58:00 We're at six.
1:58:03 Oh, yeah.
1:58:06 Please.
1:58:05 Oh, yeah.
1:58:05 I've been there.
1:58:18 It's tough.
1:58:29 Huh?
1:58:31 I'm sure.
1:58:34 Yeah.
1:58:45 Okay.
1:58:45 Should be on the camera audio now.
1:58:47 And then we leave the stick for the next person.
1:58:51 Pay it forward.
1:58:54 Forward.
1:58:59 So now you don't have to hear audio cutting in and out.
1:59:03 I'm tired.
1:59:05 I need five minutes before.
1:59:08 Yeah.
1:59:08 What's Connor's heart rate now?
1:59:10 It's not on screen.
1:59:14 What is it?
1:59:15 It's got to be 160.
1:59:17 130.
1:59:18 130.
1:59:19 140.
1:59:18 Mine's at least 230.
1:59:21 140.
1:59:21 Mine's like 200.
1:59:22 Yeah, mine's probably 160.
1:59:23 170.
1:59:26 You're a lucky man.
1:59:30 Did you go down?
1:59:32 No, no, no.
1:59:33 [laughter] It literally came out of the vending machines completely solid.
1:59:44 I don't think it's meant to.
1:59:44 It doesn't say.
1:59:51 Carefully on the camera's mic.
1:59:52 So, that's a lovely view.
1:59:56 Really beautiful.
2:00:02 fishing.
2:00:06 I'm dead.
2:00:08 Bit of action for the day.
2:00:09 They were they were laughing.
2:00:11 He was like the monkeys in 2001's face.
2:00:15 [laughter]
2:00:18 During the afternoon.
2:00:21 Yeah.
2:00:21 Yeah.
2:00:22 Oh, there we go.
2:00:23 Let's have a look at donations.
2:00:26 Oh, 1k donut.
2:00:27 Let's go.
2:00:28 You're at the top of the hill now.
2:00:30 Another 1K.
2:00:33 Whoa.
2:00:34 Okay, hold on.
2:00:36 Isn't it off?
2:00:36 We went to the cameras cuz everyone was cutting up.
2:00:38 So, two 1k donos.
2:00:40 So, we got DLM who gave 1k donut.
2:00:41 Daniel, Mr.
2:00:44 C, thank you for the 25.
2:00:46 Sean Bar for the $100.
2:00:48 Y TV for the 25.
2:00:50 Sir Quack for the 25.
2:00:51 DMP for the 10.
2:00:53 happen.
2:00:53 Kenzilla, I think it's a$100 all donation.
2:00:55 Anonymous 10, anonymous 200, Cast 10 Nlyia 10,
2:01:00 Mason H 100, Daniel again with a $1,000 donation.
2:01:04 So, two $1,000 donations.
2:01:08 Damn,
2:01:07 Revenant 100 Sample Sule Malice Mirage Bloopers Strawberry Dreams, dude.
2:01:13 Seriously, thank you, Daniel.
2:01:14 What the hell?
2:01:15 And DLM, thank you.
2:01:19 Crazy.
2:01:18 Oh my god.
2:01:20 Sweaty.
2:01:20 Look how much sweat I've got on me.
2:01:22 I'm coated.
2:01:24 Sweaty boy.
2:01:25 That means you need to cool.
2:01:26 How much for the sweat, boys?
2:01:27 I'll get a towel.
2:01:28 How much?
2:01:28 Who wants it?
2:01:30 Five.
2:01:31 $1,000 to burn it.
2:01:33 You guys ready?
2:01:35 Yes, sir.
2:01:36 Uh I might as How long till the next stop?
2:01:43 cuz there's other food options close to 7-Eleven 18 karat.
2:01:54 So, we're doing 7-Eleven and it's another stretch in lunch.
2:01:58 7-Eleven is kind of in the area around where we were deciding.
2:02:03 Okay,
2:02:03 we could go a little bit further.
2:02:04 Yeah, may as well.
2:02:05 I mean, we've only done 15, right?
2:02:07 The next kind of big.
2:02:10 All right, thanks.
2:02:11 So, more importantly than these kilometers, we're at 612, 611.
2:02:16 True.
2:02:16 That's what I want to know because no 612
2:02:20 61.
2:02:19 Nobody eats until 6:20.
2:02:20 I'm just saying.
2:02:21 I think it's a fair deal.
2:02:22 It's fair deal.
2:02:23 We can wait and we will put the food out in front of you salivating.
2:02:27 Chris will be like, "Let me have to like chain him to the wall."
2:02:30 We would have to chain him
2:02:32 and then he would actually hate this idea.
2:02:34 __] off with this stupid I'm going to eat[ __] food.
2:02:37 Don't deny me.
2:02:38 So, to prevent full out warfare, let's get to 620 to be safe now.
2:02:44 All right.
2:02:44 You don't want to see an angry crest.
2:02:46 Trust me.
2:02:47 So, I like what we've started.
2:02:48 We started in the 587s.
2:02:51 And now we're we're cresting.
2:02:53 We're mellowing.
2:02:54 I showed you guys uh actually I didn't show you anything.
2:02:57 Paul and Connor had the camera to show you guys this this vista,
2:03:01 the most treacherous path.
2:03:03 And I understand the most treacherous thing right
2:03:05 now that you're dealing with is you're like,
2:03:07 "Do I actually donate or do I save it for the last day?" No.
2:03:12 The best time is yesterday.
2:03:14 The second best time is right now.
2:03:17 So, just do it.
2:03:18 Get the wallets out.
2:03:19 You know it's go.
2:03:20 That's right.
2:03:21 I hear it.
2:03:22 I hear it.
2:03:22 It's either God Almighty talking to me saying you're going to make this goal.
2:03:26 Nope.
2:03:26 It's definitely TTS.
2:03:27 Okay.
2:03:28 It's Brian.
2:03:29 It was Brian.
2:03:30 But I know that when you guys put your collective mind to it that today
2:03:35 the the magical number of 6666 is going
2:03:39 to be reached because mouse promised a walk-athon.
2:03:43 We're getting closer to a million.
2:03:44 We're making progress today.
2:03:46 But these guys have big expectations.
2:03:49 They look at what they've done and they're not satisfied.
2:03:52 It's like Chris at a buffet.
2:03:53 He's six plates deep, but he says,
2:03:54 "I have room for more." So we need you to do that, too.
2:03:58 Right?
2:03:58 Like we're very very proud of what we've accomplished,
2:04:01 but this cyclathon cyclathon promises to be something super special.
2:04:07 We can't do it alone.
2:04:08 You're going to need them.
2:04:09 We're going to need you and this little this little power circle.
2:04:13 Yeah.
2:04:13 There you go.
2:04:15 Hi.
2:04:19 Huh?
2:04:19 Oh, is the mic?
2:04:20 No, my mic is actually this bad.
2:04:23 Cuz like why the mic?
2:04:26 Well, for donating [laughter] here,
2:04:29 I do like when you leave the toilet door open when Paul and I are on shoot.
2:04:34 I want to see you sitting on the toilet.
2:04:36 I like I like being with the door open.
2:04:38 Don't look at me for support on this one.
2:04:40 [laughter] He looked over and like you can pick me up, right?
2:04:42 I'm like shooting knocking [laughter] a year and a half
2:04:46 ago and Conor was in the toilet upstairs.
2:04:49 The door opened and Paul's like, I've got to bed now.
2:04:51 And I watched him go upstairs and the toilet.
2:04:55 [clears throat] Oh my goodness.
2:04:57 [laughter]
2:04:58 And like on the sofa like why am I staying with him?
2:05:04 I'm actually [laughter] the the opposite.
2:05:05 If if people are present,
2:05:07 I turn on the water to make to hide any sounds I might make.
2:05:11 Even peeing gentleman.
2:05:13 I really don't like peeing in a confined space.
2:05:15 I feel scared.
2:05:17 [laughter]
2:05:17 So I open the door.
2:05:18 like to be like alpha male.
2:05:20 That[ __] lion.
2:05:22 He sits down to just spread his
2:05:24 __] pherommones.
2:05:25 When we go to like a standing place with his urinal,
2:05:28 he takes up seven different stalls.
2:05:30 P he's like he's on two bikes.
2:05:32 You have to hold one arm for him.
2:05:34 He's just peeing.
2:05:35 I just got to make sure you know you're the beta in this.
2:05:38 What can I say?
2:05:39 Well, it's it's well established.
2:05:40 Good thing you've not been invited.
2:05:41 You've not been invited to buck the palace.
2:05:44 That'd be funny.
2:05:45 What is it?
2:05:46 When Prince Andrew walks in and sees you in the toilet, Andrew,
2:05:49 he might [laughter] prince.
2:05:53 What party is he getting invited to?
2:05:55 You missed the real island party.
2:05:56 [laughter] You're never getting invited to Buckingham.
2:06:00 I mean, palace.
2:06:02 Prince Andrew's I mean um the Luc $500 donation.
2:06:06 $500.
2:06:07 Damn, buddy.
2:06:07 That's crazy.
2:06:08 I can go for 100.
2:06:13 That was an intense workout.
2:06:16 Really?
2:06:17 Yeah.
2:06:17 You think?
2:06:17 Well, you know, I I realized Paul was right.
2:06:19 He's like, "Love the pool every day.
2:06:21 Where's your strength?"
2:06:22 Why is that my voice?
2:06:24 You're you're Michael Kane.
2:06:25 Okay.
2:06:25 [laughter]
2:06:26 That's not Michael Kane.
2:06:27 It's my Michael Kane.
2:06:28 Uh but like I realized the pool's so much more fun because if I stop moving,
2:06:32 I still float there.
2:06:34 But the the earth climbing a mountain
2:06:36 all these impressions of Paul.
2:06:39 [laughter]
2:06:39 I've got so many voices.
2:06:40 That's all.
2:06:42 Every voice pull.
2:06:42 Every voice man Paul.
2:06:44 So all right.
2:06:44 All right.
2:06:44 Oh, you got the protein, the vanilla.
2:06:46 They had it today.
2:06:47 25 gram.
2:06:48 That's a good one.
2:06:49 Now, should should I for fun count your your plus today?
2:06:53 For fun, you should go on the bike.
2:06:54 Actually, I would like we should do one day where we count calories.
2:06:57 Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow.
2:06:58 I have a my fitness.
2:07:00 Do it now.
2:07:04 Heaven for him.
2:07:05 I'm curious if I've got a calorie.
2:07:07 What was that?
2:07:08 [laughter]
2:07:09 I'm curious.
2:07:09 I've got a calorie.
2:07:10 You do not have a calorie dash set.
2:07:11 I can tell you.
2:07:12 Some days I did.
2:07:13 No.
2:07:14 the gusto days.
2:07:15 Maybe 1999.
2:07:17 [laughter]
2:07:18 Like you're on a field trip and they forgot to serve lunch or something.
2:07:21 But like a surplus is uh it's so easy to do an accident.
2:07:24 How many calories do you think was this?
2:07:25 I'm going to say 196.
2:07:28 138.
2:07:27 Okay, that's fine.
2:07:28 So that's about half an hour of cycling.
2:07:30 But then you have like 500 energy jellies.
2:07:32 Five.
2:07:33 I've had two energy jellies today.
2:07:36 How much is one sleep?
2:07:38 And each one of those at least 200 calories.
2:07:41 360.
2:07:43 So you have I'm going down 500 of the donation3.
2:07:50 Hold on.
2:07:50 $1,000 donation from Daniel.
2:07:51 Let's go.
2:07:52 Daniel, my man.
2:07:54 $3,000 from Daniel.
2:07:56 Daniel.
2:07:56 Daniel is a madman.
2:07:57 He's crazy.
2:07:58 We got to add him to the board.
2:08:00 And minus touch.
2:08:00 Think of the 25.
2:08:01 And none of us as well for the 25.
2:08:03 Yeah, we do.
2:08:05 620.
2:08:05 Had 500 calories.
2:08:05 Then they had the burrito.
2:08:06 He says then he had a burrito 850.
2:08:11 800.
2:08:10 Yeah.
2:08:11 about 850 calories.
2:08:13 Me, it's 11.
2:08:13 Yeah, but we cycled for up a hill.
2:08:17 He scaled me[ __] I scaled Mel Doom 10 minutes ago.
2:08:21 That's another 500 calories.
2:08:22 We have not had lunch or dinner yet.
2:08:24 I had a 400 calorie egg sandwich, a plate of stir- fried vegetables, bread roll,
2:08:32 a cup of macro tofu.
2:08:34 As a guy Jesus, did you really?
2:08:37 What the hell?
2:08:38 You're[ __] lecturing me.
2:08:39 He's not.
2:08:40 I'm not.
2:08:40 I told you I'm in.
2:08:41 This is like getting a lecture from Augustus Blue.
2:08:44 I told you I'm in a surplus.
2:08:46 Let me tell you this.
2:08:47 I've been I've been on five of these adventures.
2:08:50 Paul is the only man in recorded history to lose weight on a cycle dog.
2:08:54 That's cuz I'm not fed.
2:08:55 That's And you were like, I'll have a banana.
2:08:58 And then he's conscious about it.
2:08:59 And I saw it work.
2:09:01 We're all in surpluses.
2:09:02 I already know what I've eaten today.
2:09:03 I've had one protein bar for 180 calories.
2:09:06 Like the Stef will not be lectured by Augustus.
2:09:10 Wait, hold on.
2:09:11 Who's Who's the Broadenberg?
2:09:12 Yeah, I'm saw that.
2:09:15 That was my You're the broadenberg blimp.
2:09:18 The second place.
2:09:19 You You invented a medical condition.
2:09:20 You're like, "When I eat, I inflate." [laughter] It's never happened.
2:09:25 You got to take him to the hospital.
2:09:28 That's when they took out my appendix cuz I I inflate.
2:09:30 I was like, "I don't feel good.
2:09:32 [laughter]
2:09:33 Just don't set me on fire.
2:09:35 crash on a Hindenburg.
2:09:37 You're going to do great.
2:09:38 I think that the good news is is in a given day,
2:09:40 you're probably you're probably active calorie somewhere like two or 3,000.
2:09:44 I know.
2:09:44 I've worked out.
2:09:44 We're burning about 4,500 calories a day.
2:09:48 We're doing about six six hours of cycling.
2:09:50 Much of it, much of it, if it's if there's headwind in
2:09:56 yesterday, yeah, I ate too much.
2:09:58 I went I went, [laughter] dare I say, first step is deny.
2:10:03 The day before that I went too far.
2:10:05 But the days before that I think I was in a deficit.
2:10:07 What day was the pizza?
2:10:08 Was that a big one?
2:10:09 That was so good.
2:10:11 Seven pizzas.
2:10:12 That was not a calorie deficit day.
2:10:13 Oh, but it looks so good.
2:10:15 I was not responsible.
2:10:16 The seventh.
2:10:16 I wasn't involved in the seven.
2:10:17 Calorie surplus day.
2:10:18 But
2:10:20 well, it's going to be a deficit.
2:10:21 Rather than have like a big breakfast, lunch or dinner,
2:10:23 I'm going to try and break it out over the day today.
2:10:26 What's lunch?
2:10:27 Okay.
2:10:27 Hold on.
2:10:28 Hold on.
2:10:28 You're telling me so at dinner tonight you're not going to have a big dinner?
2:10:32 Is it?
2:10:33 I'll document it.
2:10:34 Make sure they get that camera unless [laughter] unless it's protein.
2:10:37 We went to We went to Gusto again last night and I'd
2:10:40 never seen an amount ordered at Gusto for one human be.
2:10:43 [laughter]
2:10:45 The machine is broken.
2:10:46 What did you get?
2:10:47 I carbonara.
2:10:49 I got spicy chicken.
2:10:51 I got the corn pot on you.
2:10:53 You got fries.
2:10:53 You got the the stir the bacon spinach.
2:10:57 Spinach with bacon.
2:11:00 Fries.
2:10:59 Yeah.
2:11:00 I had real gold time four and a half of rice.
2:11:03 Four of those.
2:11:03 Two sides of rice, right?
2:11:04 Two sides of rice.
2:11:05 Two sides of rice.
2:11:06 That's like what?
2:11:07 500 calories.
2:11:08 All of that.
2:11:08 That was like 3,000.
2:11:10 500 calories per bite.
2:11:11 The chicken like grilled [laughter] chicken thigh is like 700s.
2:11:14 Sad, isn't it?
2:11:15 It is.
2:11:16 But it tastes so yummy.
2:11:17 It's uh I think dieting it's it's easy to lose weight in principle in an idea.
2:11:21 All you have to do is eat fewer calories than you
2:11:25 simple.
2:11:25 This is[ __] blasting.
2:11:27 It sucks though, but it's hard because it tastes good.
2:11:29 If I ate all this or I couldn't do the cycle, that would be a problem.
2:11:32 We're smashing it.
2:11:33 I don't think it's a problem.
2:11:34 Certainly.
2:11:34 I want to get I want to get to the end of One Piece.
2:11:36 Well, there's certainly no famine for energy on this cycle, that's for sure.
2:11:39 No, no, there's no And in fact,
2:11:41 the donations were not We're feasting today
2:11:43 because 615 already 5,000 away from our goal.
2:11:47 Did I say 620 or 625 for lunch?
2:11:49 I can't remember now.
2:11:50 Might have been 625.
2:11:51 So, let's try to move that up.
2:11:52 We're 10k away from feeding the beast.
2:11:55 So, let's thank you for the $100 beast.
2:11:58 the beach.
2:11:58 The dragon pay the 500.
2:12:00 615 already.
2:12:01 Damn.
2:12:02 10 morek and we get lunch, guys.
2:12:03 625 and we can put it on the board.
2:12:07 I'm ready.
2:12:08 All right, guys.
2:12:09 Be safe out there.
2:12:09 Have fun.
2:12:11 Don't shout all the time.
2:12:13 You certainly heard me shouting at I was like shaking from the lorry and you're
2:12:16 like I was like my heart rate like went double.
2:12:21 I was just trying to get your heart rate up to burn.
2:12:23 You're like that politician.
2:12:24 I'm going to Atlanta.
2:12:25 We're going to North Carolina and then Arizona
2:12:28 and then we're gonna go back to the White House.
2:12:30 Yeah, I love that clip.
2:12:32 Howard Dean, my goat.
2:12:34 He killed his presidential.
2:12:35 He did.
2:12:35 Which is so insane because in 20 that's like the least offensive thing.
2:12:39 You got JD Vance now.
2:12:40 We're going to raise a thousand and then 2,000.
2:12:42 We're going to eat Toyawa and then Toyama.
2:12:45 Yeah, [laughter] you got to find that clip online.
2:12:48 It's
2:12:49 you go watch it.
2:12:49 Howard Dean scream.
2:12:50 It's like
2:12:51 so good.
2:12:51 The scream that killed a presidential bid.
2:12:55 tank if you remember.
2:13:01 Yep.
2:13:01 That's Send it, boys.
2:13:02 Welcome back.
2:13:06 All right.
2:13:06 Go, Chris.
2:13:14 Lights on.
2:13:15 Yeah.
2:13:15 Yeah.
2:13:15 Your lights on.
2:13:17 Oh, press it.
2:13:20 It's okay.
2:13:21 I'm behind you.
2:13:22 Yeah.
2:13:23 Go.
2:13:31 All right, boys.
2:13:31 Let's get it.
2:13:35 Oh, I'm cold, man.
2:13:38 Been standing for too long.
2:13:43 Another tunnel.
2:13:45 S.
2:13:48 Oh, my legs.
2:13:52 That is one scary sounding tunnel.
2:14:05 Jesus Christ.
2:14:24 Yep.
2:14:43 Little bit scary.
2:14:54 Luckily, no cars behind us.
2:14:57 One car behind us.
2:15:02 But got my lights on, so we're all good.
2:15:05 And there's plenty of room.
2:15:18 Oh, thank dark as it looks on camera.
2:15:29 You've got sunglasses on, chat, just so you know.
2:15:36 Lovely.
2:15:46 Japan is the king of building tunnels, my friend.
2:15:58 Oh, that's the scariest rumble.
2:16:00 Oh, that rumble terrifies me.
2:16:01 Some[ __] dragons about to escape the mountain.
2:16:05 Yeah.
2:16:12 GTS is off.
2:16:13 Oh[ __] bit of[ __] That might happen.
2:16:57 Oh, he's pulling over.
2:16:58 He's pulling over.
2:16:59 I don't know.
2:17:27 All right.
2:17:30 Oh no, they've crashed.
2:17:32 Whereas here, this man is focused on the flag, giving it his all.
2:17:38 He's very focused.
2:17:41 Worryingly so.
2:17:42 It's quite impressive.
2:17:43 There's a almost a meditative quality to it.
2:17:45 I like it.
2:17:46 I mean, the day I could imagine you doing this.
2:17:49 I could not check my Twitter feed.
2:17:51 Just uh wait there.
2:17:53 I could not do this.
2:17:57 It's taking a while.
2:18:00 And the other guy gets to stand over there.
2:18:03 Like dude, look at that.
2:18:05 He's over there.
2:18:06 Oh yeah, there's another guy over there.
2:18:08 Are pedestrians maybe?
2:18:12 Uh, I wonder should we let the cars go first or Yeah, I guess we'll just go.
2:18:22 Dude, this is a this is a brutal job, man.
2:18:24 I would not want to do that.
2:18:25 This must be a long stretch here.
2:18:29 Oh yeah, this is probably quite a long stretch.
2:18:37 You go first or Oh man, must be a really long stretch.
2:18:43 Oh my god.
2:18:43 Well, luckily it's all downhill, so we can at least go fast.
2:18:52 We waited that long for the first lottery to come.
2:18:55 We're about to slow Toyama down quite a lot today.
2:18:59 Like 5% off of Toyama's economy.
2:19:02 Oh my god.
2:19:03 There's a giant truck coming.
2:19:05 What the[ __] What the[ __] TFT.
2:19:10 TFT.
2:19:20 GTS's up chair.
2:19:21 It's working, I believe.
2:19:22 Definitely one of the most perilous sections of the cycle.
2:19:26 Yeah.
2:19:26 Oh, he wants the cars to go first, I'm guessing.
2:19:30 Yeah, he wants the cars to go first.
2:19:32 That's nice of him.
2:19:33 He'll give us the end.
2:19:47 It's all right.
2:19:48 I'm just happy he's letting us go last cuz that means
2:19:50 we don't have to worry about a car behind us.
2:20:04 It's like trying to get the on the last ride at Disneyland.
2:20:07 Please let me on, sir.
2:20:09 I don't want to wait another train.
2:20:24 I'll get you, man, gang.
2:20:26 All right, let's go.
2:20:27 Hi.
2:20:28 Hi, Adam.
2:20:30 Aura right there.
2:20:31 Aura trembling.
2:20:33 I'm trembling.
2:20:33 The aura was so great.
2:20:35 He's the final boss.
2:20:39 He holds all the keys.
2:20:45 Oh, they're fixing the rails on the side of the road.
2:20:47 Interesting.
2:20:52 Now we can go in the middle.
2:20:56 Oh, this is nice.
2:21:00 We could have led the pack.
2:21:31 [music]
2:21:49 Catch up to them.
2:22:05 Tail them.
2:22:06 Get the van gang.
2:22:22 Found some more money in my happy.
2:22:24 Hey, thank you.
2:22:27 Holy[ __] Is that a 1K dono?
2:22:35 Daniel, you mad man.
2:22:50 Heat.
2:22:51 Heat.
2:23:23 No.
2:23:24 F gang is pulling away.
2:23:28 No.
2:23:41 They have [music] Damn it.
2:24:00 They won today.
2:24:02 I really wanted to catch up with
2:24:04 Yeah, me too.
2:24:15 Hope you're able to see any of that.
2:24:17 What's up?
2:24:21 Yeah, I mean that'll do it.
2:24:23 That'll do it.
2:24:29 Yeah, that'd be nice.
2:24:44 Very beautiful.
2:24:46 Wow.
2:24:46 Stunning.
2:24:48 Looks really, really beautiful.
2:24:52 I think all the stuff on my bike just makes me heavier than Chris
2:24:55 cuz whenever I He He's pedaling and I haven't padded for like a minute.
2:24:58 I'm catching up to him.
2:25:00 So, I think I'm heavier than him.
2:25:03 on these downhills.
2:25:18 Oh, this is to bring me to an even $1,500 because I have OCD.
2:25:24 Keep it up, boys.
2:25:25 Thank you, Psycho the Druid.
2:25:27 Man, what a great OCD to have OCD for donating the correct amount to charity.
2:25:38 Large sums only.
2:25:43 Oh, wow.
2:25:43 Really?
2:25:45 Facts.
2:25:46 Yes.
2:25:45 Our local tourist trap is a screech in.
2:25:48 We make tourists take a shot of bad rum,
2:25:51 say a nonsense phrase, and kiss a dead codfish.
2:25:56 Wow, new found land sounds really good.
2:25:59 I can't wait to kiss the fish.
2:26:04 Sounds like you guys got it figured out.
2:26:07 You guys got like phones or anything?
2:26:21 They release phones in New Foundland Land like how
2:26:23 they used to release Final Fantasies in the west.
2:26:26 They're like releasing the iPhone 11, calling it iPhone 1.
2:26:43 It's a nice stretch.
2:26:48 probably bashed out a good uh distance chunk there.
2:26:53 Every donation counts, chat, get those donos in.
2:27:00 Every dono counts.
2:27:08 Get those don.
2:27:09 What a beautiful day.
2:27:13 What's the donor wall going to be?
2:27:14 Oh, mouse models.
2:27:15 Wait.
2:27:16 Yeah, let's get it.
2:27:16 Ready.
2:27:17 Mouse model.
2:27:17 Done wall.
2:27:18 Are you ready?
2:27:18 Mods.
2:27:19 You have to vote on your favorite model of mouses.
2:27:22 Mouse requested it.
2:27:24 Is it vain?
2:27:25 Probably.
2:27:26 But will they get money for charity?
2:27:28 We'll see.
2:27:34 My husband wants to know if the rat king will ever cycle with you,
2:27:38 Kadel.
2:27:39 Uh, I can ask.
2:27:41 I don't think Kadel does much cardio though.
2:27:43 Not to assume, but I need to check in with him.
2:27:46 Need to drag him to do some cardio.
2:27:55 Schlatt,
2:27:55 we are ready.
2:27:56 Don't know.
2:27:56 We can text.
2:27:56 Check the ping message for the name of the models.
2:28:00 All right, there you go.
2:28:02 All right, begin the donation war in uh well, give me a countdown, mods.
2:28:08 Just tell me when it's open and we'll do 30 minutes.
2:28:17 Oh, look at that.
2:28:20 Look at the where the wind's blowing.
2:28:23 That's a tailwind.
2:28:24 It's a very rare thing.
2:28:25 It's a very rare thing.
2:28:42 War.
2:28:43 War never changes.
2:28:48 All right, let's start the donation.
2:28:49 Warm mod.
2:28:49 Let's do it.
2:28:50 Both Spongebob and Chris thrive in strange worlds.
2:28:53 One under the sea, the other in Japan.
2:28:56 Confused, awkward, but somehow making it work.
2:29:00 Smiley face emoji.
2:29:03 Donna Wars starting at 11:35.
2:29:06 2 minutes.
2:29:07 All right.
2:29:10 Oh, war never changes.
2:29:15 Let's see if the real oilers are going to come out for this.
2:29:41 Oh no, another one of these.
2:29:54 Love the work you did for the IDF.
2:29:56 Incredible job.
2:29:58 Thank you.
2:29:59 It's very kind of Wow.
2:30:01 Thank you, Brick.
2:30:02 PhD.
2:30:03 Hickory dickory dock.
2:30:05 Three mice ran up a clock.
2:30:07 The clock struck one and the other two got away with minor injuries.
2:30:13 Visiting New Finland.
2:30:15 Kissed a dead codfish and now I am in love.
2:30:18 Is that wrong?
2:30:22 Yes.
2:30:26 Walls Oregon.
2:30:28 So proud of your growth as a creator.
2:30:30 Thank you for the content over the years.
2:30:33 Thank you, man.
2:30:34 I appreciate that.
2:30:45 Ah, the war begins.
2:30:49 Which mouse model is the greatest?
2:30:52 Today, we settle the debate once and for all.
2:31:01 [snorts] New Finland facts.
2:31:02 We have phones.
2:31:03 Monkey lol.
2:31:04 The first wireless signal from Europe with Maronei
2:31:07 was received in 1901 in the capital city St.
2:31:10 John's.
2:31:11 Oh, hell yeah.
2:31:16 Mouse has spent hundreds probably worm mouse
2:31:20 thousands of dollars and she's going to win lose to a worm.
2:31:34 It's quite a long bridge, but at least the wind is with us.
2:31:40 Hi, Connor and Chris.
2:31:42 It's so amazing that this community has raised so much money for the IDF.
2:31:47 Keep up the good work, boys.
2:31:51 Underworld goddess.
2:31:53 Worm mouse decor which need I say more.
2:32:04 Holy[ __] Underworld goddess from Hoody Badi.
2:32:07 [snorts] Bro's a sleeper oiler appears when he needs it.
2:32:12 [snorts] God damn.
2:32:31 Mouse of the cloth.
2:32:32 I'm in.
2:32:39 Season two.
2:32:40 Mouse.
2:32:41 Oh, good choice.
2:32:43 [snorts] Good choice.
2:32:49 Good choice.
2:32:50 So, let's keep those donuts coming.
2:32:51 Two mouse.
2:32:52 Oh, good choice.
2:33:02 Copper cat reputus.
2:33:06 Copper cat.
2:33:17 Plushy mouse S2.
2:33:23 Right.
2:33:24 Got to learn the little path.
2:33:26 [snorts]
2:33:27 Underworld goddess.
2:33:31 Oh, Otani didn't get the lead off Homer today.
2:33:34 So, that bid ended with backto back games.
2:33:36 Oh,
2:33:37 but he did just get batted in by W.
2:33:39 Smith.
2:33:40 Underworld goddess.
2:33:42 Thank you for the baseball updates.
2:33:43 You're motoring.
2:33:44 What's your price for flight?
2:33:46 Bootyful boys ride on.
2:33:51 Okay, just wanted to say thank you for all the work you and Chris have put in.
2:33:56 And with that, Daniel will need to go to sleep.
2:34:00 Another 1k donut from Daniel.
2:34:01 Damn
2:34:03 demon princess.
2:34:06 So many donors coming in, but which one will be the victor?
2:34:10 The worm is the best Iron Mouse model,
2:34:12 and no one can tell me it is not the most iconic,
2:34:15 comedic, and poignant models to ever model.
2:34:17 Adele, we don't know about that yet.
2:34:20 Cyber Mouse is such a pretty model.
2:34:22 Easily my favorite.
2:34:25 Oh, I say I Oh, damn.
2:34:36 Look at this go.
2:34:38 Worm mouse.
2:34:41 Oh,
2:34:44 reject.
2:34:44 Oh, hell yeah.
2:34:45 Keep those donuts coming, boys.
2:34:47 I want to know which model is the most greatest mouse model.
2:34:51 It is the definitive choice based on monetary amount.
2:34:55 We will decide here and today which model is the greatest.
2:35:00 There is no need for any other model and mouse
2:35:03 will be obliged to swap to it right now.
2:35:05 Mouse is the best.
2:35:06 Not that I care or anything.
2:35:08 Back up.
2:35:15 Oh, nice.
2:35:17 Hill conquered for now.
2:35:20 Oh,[ __] 620.
2:35:22 Let's go, dude.
2:35:25 Goddess.
2:35:35 Small gremlin queen.
2:35:36 Small gremlin queen.
2:35:40 Good choice.
2:35:42 A good vintage.
2:35:44 Pink rock mouse rocks.
2:35:46 Love that outfit.
2:35:48 Ah, yes.
2:35:49 A great choice.
2:35:52 Fine selection.
2:35:57 Cotton candy mouse for the win.
2:36:00 Oh,
2:36:00 checking in from Savannah, Georgia tonight.
2:36:02 Keep up the good work, boys.
2:36:04 Thank you.
2:36:14 Worm mouse is ghost or even tell when it's so nice.
2:36:37 This tailwind is beautiful.
2:36:42 Witch of Twitch.
2:36:44 The witch of Twitch.
2:36:47 Give a suit 625 before lunch, boys.
2:36:51 Can we do it?
2:37:03 Chibi decor gremlin mouse with the giraffe neck extended
2:37:08 giraffe neck chibi decora.
2:37:10 Damn.
2:37:12 Plushy mouse S2.
2:37:14 The realism and twerking is the best.
2:37:16 No, I hate that one.
2:37:18 Bad choice.
2:37:19 Not a good selection.
2:37:23 was going to make a different pick,
2:37:25 but then mouse said Worm wasn't going to win, so I'm saying Worm.
2:37:31 Monk Mouse.
2:37:32 Oh, wow.
2:37:33 Wow.
2:37:34 I'm really a Frost.
2:37:38 1K donation for the mouse.
2:37:41 Worm.
2:37:44 Underworld Goddess.
2:37:45 Come on.
2:37:46 Putting model lovers rise up.
2:37:48 Come on, Underworld Goddess.
2:37:50 We need to beat this mouse.
2:37:52 The worm.
2:37:57 Holy 1k.
2:37:58 Dono.
2:38:05 Holy.
2:38:09 That's got to be warm.
2:38:10 What the[ __] is that tunnel up a giant[ __] hill?
2:38:25 underworld goddesses because it's like Iron Mouse mega evolution from the Gmon.
2:38:32 True.
2:38:36 Decor is just super cozy.
2:38:40 Good choice.
2:38:41 Good choice.
2:38:42 Ah, spams that one.
2:38:46 Underworld goddess.
2:38:50 Uhhuh.
2:38:50 Good choice.
2:38:50 Good choice.
2:39:02 Worm mouse will not be beaten.
2:39:07 Worm mouse is best mouse.
2:39:08 No bicycle and pedestrian.
2:39:10 Oh, we got a detour.
2:39:13 Uh tunnel next to it.
2:39:15 Yeah.
2:39:15 So, we just we cross over here.
2:39:18 and then turn.
2:39:21 You've got to walking.
2:39:24 Plushy mouse S2 was the most cursed thing when she threw it back.
2:39:28 It is so seared into my brain.
2:39:30 All I can do is vote for it.
2:39:35 No,
2:39:33 it's our time.
2:39:35 Worm mouse, rise up.
2:39:37 Iron Worm FTW Decora Gochibi.
2:39:47 People love the Decor Chibi.
2:39:49 I would say Brad Princess,
2:39:51 but I'll always be partial to the OG season 1 2020 model.
2:39:57 It's the first one I ever saw.
2:40:00 Puerto Rican pudding mouse.
2:40:02 Puerto Rican pudding mouse.
2:40:03 Oh, that's a good model.
2:40:04 which California loves the scuff here.
2:40:08 Plankton mouse.
2:40:10 Hot dog mouse.
2:40:11 Hot dog hot dog mouse.
2:40:13 What the hell?
2:40:14 We got some deep cuts here.
2:40:16 We got radiator mouse because mouse loves being cozy with that model.
2:40:21 Yeah, mouse loves that model.
2:40:22 She spam Iron Mouse hot dog cuz she just asked for it.
2:40:28 Can I go be cozy?
2:40:29 That's what she said.
2:40:30 What am I going to say?
2:40:31 Cyberpunk mouse is the superior mouse.
2:40:35 So many to choose from, but haven't seen Underworld Goddess in a hot minute.
2:40:39 Oh, wow.
2:40:40 Damn.
2:40:40 I love Worm Mouse.
2:40:42 Holy[ __] $1,500 donation from Never- Ending Food.
2:40:45 Pudding Copper Cat version goes so hard.
2:40:49 Worm Mouse.
2:40:50 Let's go.
2:40:54 Oh, we all love mouse when she is a worm.
2:40:56 So, she would love us as if we were worms.
2:40:58 And someday she will be able to do the worm like Scotty too hottie.
2:41:04 Hot dog mouse.
2:41:07 Yeah, very nice.
2:41:09 Hot dog mouse.
2:41:12 If you cycle without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
2:41:18 Worm mouse.
2:41:19 In fact, I love her mostly as a worm.
2:41:22 Worm gang.
2:41:24 Worm.
2:41:24 People love the worm.
2:41:25 Oh my lord.
2:41:26 Can't believe the worm might win.
2:41:27 I don't want the worm to win.
2:41:29 I want something else to win.
2:41:31 I want something else to win.
2:41:32 Come on, guys.
2:41:33 Come on.
2:41:37 I'm so torn.
2:41:38 And I'm sorry, mousy, but it's worm all day.
2:41:42 Shout out all models.
2:41:44 Shout out Puerto Rico.
2:41:45 Shout out Pangia.
2:41:47 Pangia.
2:41:48 Shout out Pangia.
2:41:49 Mouse of the cloth.
2:41:50 Elegant Gothic Lita fashion gang.
2:41:52 Rise up.
2:41:55 True.
2:41:55 Yo-kai Hunter was goated.
2:41:57 Criminally underused.
2:41:58 Criminally underused.
2:42:02 True.
2:42:14 Yeah, Pete's always vang gang chat.
2:42:23 Pete is too old to cycle all this.
2:42:26 So, I've already voted for Underworld Goddess,
2:42:28 but I also have a special place for her season 2 model.
2:42:31 So, this is for Mouse season 2.
2:42:34 You can vote both.
2:42:43 No one says you can't.
2:42:55 Nice little cycle lane.
2:42:57 He's going in a tunnel any day.
2:43:09 Rare vote for nurse outfit mouse.
2:43:11 A hidden gem to be sure.
2:43:13 Hidden gem.
2:43:16 Wonderland reject.
2:43:17 Oh, good one.
2:43:18 Good one.
2:43:34 Keep it going, boys.
2:43:36 Keep it going.
2:43:43 Scuffed mouse.
2:43:45 Scuffed mouse.
2:43:46 Hey, Connor.
2:43:46 My girlfriend and I are visiting Japan for the first time in May.
2:43:50 Any Tokyo food recommendations?
2:43:54 Well, just it's your first time.
2:43:56 You do all the do all the tourist things.
2:43:58 Enjoy it.
2:43:58 Hit it up in Ichuan.
2:44:00 Did a video called 12 must try dishes.
2:44:02 There you go.
2:44:03 We had some really nice restaurants for that.
2:44:05 Oh yeah.
2:44:05 Yeah.
2:44:05 That that ramen place in um Akibonashi.
2:44:09 Yeah, it's all listed in the description box.
2:44:11 Yeah.
2:44:11 Chris has got really good videos.
2:44:16 This tailwind is making it so easy.
2:44:18 Yeah, I keep
2:44:20 as much as mouse annoy monkey with the tweaking.
2:44:24 It's the gremlin decor's freaky neck that gets this 50.
2:44:32 We have a tail end of this chest.
2:44:33 So, when you're pedaling,
2:44:34 it's like the air is almost still when normally you'd feel
2:44:38 it against you like somewhat if it was there's no wind.
2:44:42 But this is beautiful.
2:44:44 We've We deserve this.
2:44:47 We have earned it.
2:44:47 Yeah.
2:44:48 Well, we have rain tomorrow, so we're going to raise the wind.
2:44:54 It's It's rain tomorrow, but we have a tailwind, it says.
2:44:56 I don't know if that's true, though.
2:44:57 One vote for
2:45:01 Oh, there's both.
2:45:02 15 minutes remaining on the wall.
2:45:03 I guess you can go both.
2:45:05 Which one do you want to do?
2:45:09 Yeah.
2:45:09 And this is a nice view, too.
2:45:13 15 minutes remaining on the wall, chat.
2:45:16 What's the current standings?
2:45:26 I'd love some booty.
2:45:29 It's famous for it.
2:45:36 I don't know if it's in season though.
2:45:45 Worm Mouse reminds me of her Fallout New Vegas run, which was very enjoyable.
2:45:52 I got to play that game, too.
2:45:54 Got to play Stalkers first.
2:46:06 They are.
2:46:07 Oh, yeah.
2:46:08 I can't buy all.
2:46:11 Number one, Worm Mouse, $3,300.
2:46:15 Number two, Underworld Goddess, $1,300.
2:46:20 Number three, Decora, $176.
2:46:24 Number four, Plushy Mouse S2, $135.
2:46:28 Number five, Witch of Twitch, $125.
2:46:33 Okay, so Underworld fans, you got to step up.
2:46:36 You got to step up.
2:46:37 But we got some time left.
2:46:38 Can we please do the underworld instead of the mouse worm?
2:46:44 The worm one is so overused.
2:46:47 I like the worm.
2:46:48 You like the worm one?
2:46:52 Cycle cycle.
2:46:53 Cycle monkey.
2:46:59 Racing princess.
2:47:00 It has great personality.
2:47:11 Great personality,
2:47:14 decor.
2:47:22 I got to figure out how to donate while cycling, dude.
2:47:24 I got to figure this out.
2:47:25 I got to I got to help the demon princess win.
2:47:27 This is[ __] This is[ __] I don't want the worm to win.
2:47:33 I am Dora for longs.
2:47:36 Nice.
2:47:36 Nice.
2:47:54 Welcome Raiders.
2:47:55 I don't know who Rated.
2:47:56 Mouse of the Cloth is my favorite.
2:47:58 Gothic Lolita for the win.
2:48:00 True.
2:48:00 It's a good one.
2:48:02 Keep it going, boys.
2:48:04 Keep it going.
2:48:12 Thank you, Raiders.
2:48:13 I'm not sure who rated it, but thank you.
2:48:14 I can't check right now from cycling, but thank you.
2:48:17 I appreciate it.
2:48:24 Connor the monkey cycles uphill like a champ,
2:48:26 then hits a tunnel and forgets he's not
2:48:29 actually supposed to start swinging from the ceiling.
2:48:32 Psychist emoji.
2:48:33 Monkey emoji.
2:48:37 True.
2:48:36 One that has special place in my heart is demon Christmas mouse.
2:48:41 Underworld goddess.
2:48:47 Underworld goddess.
2:48:48 Yes.
2:48:48 Sir, that zoo died gremlin one with the pew pew
2:48:52 from when she was explaining Wang videos to Mitchi.
2:48:56 Also, left stomach.
2:48:58 Left stomach.
2:48:59 Conio kaho.
2:49:03 What?
2:49:03 What does that mean?
2:49:09 We're nearly closer to 625.
2:49:35 Oh, it's just genuinely perfect cycling weather and conditions.
2:49:39 So good.
2:49:44 Don't stop me now.
2:49:46 Not having such a good time.
2:50:01 Oh, so nice.
2:50:03 [snorts] This is so good, dude.
2:50:12 Oh, beautiful day.
2:50:16 Oh, it's so nice.
2:50:17 Feels like you deserve this.
2:50:18 I am donating [clears throat] again to say you guys are awesome.
2:50:21 I spit out my snacks laughing when you guys tried to row row row your boats.
2:50:29 Chris's eyes are so thick when he cycles uphill.
2:50:32 The hill starts reconsidering its life choices.
2:50:35 Cyclist emoji.
2:50:36 Smiley face emoji.
2:50:37 True.
2:50:45 I don't know about you, but boneless mouse is a vibe.
2:50:49 Boneless.
2:50:49 Boneless mouse.
2:50:52 Hey, the mouse see 625, boys.
2:50:57 Let's go.
2:51:04 Hell yeah, man.
2:51:07 Beautiful day.
2:51:08 Beautiful day to hit 625, fellas.
2:51:10 I think little fog statue there.
2:51:21 That's cool.
2:51:25 Number one, the purple one with the British accent.
2:51:28 Number two, angel form mouse.
2:51:35 Oh, really?
2:51:38 Are you Yeah, I was going to say surely.
2:51:48 This is the Japanese Alps right there.
2:51:51 Obviously not as big as the Alps,
2:51:52 but still very striking and imposing nonetheless.
2:51:57 And around those Alps is where we did RV trip number uh three.
2:52:02 Yeah, three or four.
2:52:04 Very beautiful.
2:52:10 Uh, four.
2:52:12 Four.
2:52:13 Three.
2:52:13 Three.
2:52:14 As someone recently diagnosed with autoimmune conditions.
2:52:18 Thank you guys.
2:52:19 Any Hawkaido bucket list recommendations.
2:52:23 Soup Mod Curry.
2:52:24 Thank you Connor and Chris for continuing the annual cycle.
2:52:28 Good night from Minnesota.
2:52:30 And Lake Toya Hill.
2:52:32 Another sweet one.
2:52:32 Ice cream.
2:52:33 Best ice
2:52:33 pudding mousy.
2:52:34 It's best uh gelato you might find in Hokkaido in my opinion.
2:52:39 And it's got a killer view of Mount Yote if uh you get lucky.
2:52:43 Every time I've gone recently,
2:52:46 perhaps like three times I've gone, did not get a view.
2:52:51 Uh Lake uh Toya Hill Farm,
2:52:54 the ice cream shop where you can get a view of Mount Yote
2:52:58 and they've got exceptional ice cream.
2:53:00 Call mid ride.
2:53:01 It's your doctor.
2:53:02 He answers.
2:53:05 Sir, you've been diagnosed with too much butter chicken.
2:53:08 [snorts] Please pedal responsibly.
2:53:16 Thinking back to day one with or day two with Schlack,
2:53:18 it feels like 3 years ago.
2:53:20 It does feel very long ago.
2:53:23 Really warped.
2:53:24 It's good they're doing the cycles on at my age.
2:53:27 Time goes really fast.
2:53:29 I feel like I'm strapped to a conveyor belt going into Yeah,
2:53:33 weeks go very fast normally and
2:53:35 you break up the schedule by doing something painful like this every day.
2:53:40 My top three are number three than number two copper
2:53:44 cat number one wonderland reject Iron Mouse love CD or donate.
2:53:49 Thank you.
2:53:58 Favorite model?
2:54:00 You mean she doesn't commission a new 14?
2:54:05 __] Rip tires.
2:54:14 Ow.
2:54:18 I have my legs.
2:54:24 What a beautiful uh industrial looking building.
2:54:46 I was like, "Hey, I don't get a model every stream." So,
2:54:55 I'm guessing we're getting into our next town now.
2:54:57 Really, it looks like we're Yep.
2:55:01 New.
2:55:06 New town.
2:55:08 Got a picture of a watermelon.
2:55:10 So, I'm guessing they grow watermelons here.
2:55:14 That' be nice.
2:55:15 Love a good watermelon.
2:55:31 Kiora from New Zealand watching the stream
2:55:35 while I give plasma for the first time.
2:55:37 Thanks for all you do loads.
2:55:40 Be safe.
2:55:42 What we going straight?
2:55:46 Hi.
2:55:50 Okay.
2:55:51 Oh,
2:55:52 they did a picture of a watermelon for this uh town.
2:55:55 Oh, really?
2:55:56 Yeah.
2:55:56 I wonder if it's famous for watermelon.
2:55:57 Must be.
2:55:59 It's 12:00.
2:56:02 Lunchtime.
2:56:02 Not quite.
2:56:05 What?
2:56:06 What percentage of distance are we done today, Chad?
2:56:08 Too much.
2:56:09 How much chuck would a chuck wood would if a chuck would chuck?
2:56:14 Final five minutes of war.
2:56:16 Get those gonos in.
2:56:17 Get those gonos in.
2:56:18 52%.
2:56:19 Wow.
2:56:19 I don't know about you, but my
2:56:21 best Iron Mouse model.
2:56:23 Mouse.
2:56:23 Beach.
2:56:23 Beach mouse.
2:56:24 It's winning by a lot.
2:56:26 100% wor beach mouse.
2:56:28 Beach mouse.
2:56:33 Beach mouse.
2:56:36 Beach mouse.
2:56:37 Beach mouse.
2:56:38 We have a bit of a strong tailwind.
2:56:40 It's quite quite a Oh.
2:56:42 Oh.
2:56:43 Just just get in the middle of the road.
2:56:49 [laughter] Your balance is a joke.
2:57:02 Wobbly arms.
2:57:13 All right, let's have a nice leisurely cycle then, shall we?
2:57:28 These kind of towns are the towns you would just never really stop at normally.
2:57:33 you know, you you would just drive through it on the highway,
2:57:36 which normally is a bit more inland.
2:57:39 So, you wouldn't really come through towns like this.
2:57:41 That's why the cyclon's quite fun.
2:57:43 It's cool to see what some of the smaller towns, what they what they get up to.
2:57:56 Seems like the war is about wrapped up.
2:58:00 The worm was too powerful.
2:58:01 God damn it, the worm one.
2:58:03 Can't believe it.
2:58:10 Not surprised though.
2:58:12 The worm fans are plentiful and too powerful.
2:58:23 All right, let's keep pedaling, boys.
2:58:28 Just got to keep paddling.
2:58:36 Follow the cake.
2:58:37 Um How far?
2:59:10 What?
2:59:10 One kilome.
2:59:11 Oh, wow.
2:59:11 Really?
2:59:16 1 kilometer till our break and we got CP again,
2:59:21 which is always a joyous occasion.
2:59:31 Worm mouse, let's go.
2:59:33 L_l Yeah, the worm mouse probably won.
2:59:40 Nobody can beat it unless somebody does a last second snipe right now.
2:59:48 Okay, normal.
2:59:51 Or will they?
3:00:08 Oh, my butt is starting to hurt.
3:00:16 The roses on which of Twitch are so beautiful.
3:00:20 True.
3:00:21 Moreover, number one, Worm Mouse, $3,350.
3:00:26 Number two, Underworld Goddess, $1,345.
3:00:32 Number three, Decora, $21.
3:00:34 Okay, not bad.
3:00:36 Not a bad result.
3:00:38 Congrats, Worm.
3:00:40 Congrats, Worm Enjoyers.
3:00:47 You won.
3:00:50 Democracy has failed because the thing that I wanted to win didn't win.
3:00:57 Damn it.
3:00:59 I knew I should have rigged it.
3:01:01 I should have made all donations to worm half half powerful.
3:01:16 All right.
3:01:23 All right, time to decide our lunch for the day now.
3:01:26 Figure out where to go for lunch.
3:01:34 Oh, there's the van gang.
3:01:40 Lovely to see.
3:01:41 Look at that blank check.
3:01:47 Is that 625?
3:01:49 That's right, baby.
3:01:50 Updated.
3:01:51 Updated.
3:01:55 625.
3:02:10 So, what's up, Mr.
3:02:13 Ian?
3:02:13 So, should we I'll show you the original lunch place.
3:02:17 Okay.
3:02:16 It's um original.
3:02:19 And then I saw some other places.
3:02:20 I wasn't sure if it was too early, but maybe now is a good time for
3:02:22 Yeah, we could probably cycle cycle to the next one.
3:02:27 It's probably not too far actually.
3:02:29 It's close to here.
3:02:29 The Okay, she cath.
3:02:36 I'm never we we're banning Gusto from the rest of the cycle.
3:02:42 Really?
3:02:41 Gusto.
3:02:42 Even though I have my status.
3:02:44 Gusto it is.
3:02:50 So 625,000 on the board.
3:02:53 Majestic.
3:02:54 Majestic.
3:02:57 Look at that number.
3:02:58 And it's not even its final form.
3:03:00 Not even for today.
3:03:02 What are we hitting today?
3:03:04 666,000.
3:03:05 For what reason?
3:03:06 Well, there's two.
3:03:07 One because we're[ __] awesome and everyone's going to raise
3:03:10 a lot of money for the immune deficiency foundation.
3:03:12 Kind of a gimme, I guess.
3:03:14 Second one is that we get to do a mouse walk and talk through Tokyo.
3:03:17 That's what she said.
3:03:18 So, why would you deny mouse?
3:03:20 And uh at 6 I like it for the effect.
3:03:24 Um and the other thing is Connor promised he would play Stardy Valley with me.
3:03:28 What?
3:03:29 I did not do that.
3:03:29 I did not do this.
3:03:30 It's going to cost a lot more than that.
3:03:31 It's going to cost a lot more.
3:03:33 What about Oh, you know what?
3:03:34 I have one for us.
3:03:36 It's for 750.
3:03:38 It's a big one though, but I have to clear it with you.
3:03:40 You ready
3:03:41 today?
3:03:41 750.
3:03:42 No, that's impossible.
3:03:43 I'm I possible.
3:03:45 750,000.
3:03:46 Double tap the joystick.
3:03:49 There you go.
3:03:50 Oh, sweet.
3:03:50 You don't know that.
3:03:51 I knew it.
3:03:52 I uh down the road.
3:03:56 750,000 you and I
3:03:59 Halo Trilogy legendary co-op in your gaming basement.
3:04:03 Okay, let's do it, dude.
3:04:04 That'd be[ __] sick.
3:04:05 A land party.
3:04:07 You guys don't want to see a Halo trilogy on Legendary.
3:04:10 That'd be pretty sick.
3:04:10 And we could play Resident Evil 2 again.
3:04:13 Well, oh[ __] hell.
3:04:14 I get Did you ever hear tell me about this?
3:04:17 He He said Resident Evil 2 is boring.
3:04:18 It's[ __]
3:04:19 So that's what he said.
3:04:20 He go He goes, "This game is so[ __] boring.
3:04:22 Give me the rocket launcher."
3:04:23 So I I have to buy some DLC codes that he has it.
3:04:26 He's he has a ton of fun for 72 seconds.
3:04:30 He goes, "It's boring if you're too powerful.
3:04:34 Well, what do you want?
3:04:35 Resident Evil 4.
3:04:36 Ah, that's a great one.
3:04:37 There you go.
3:04:38 So, Resident Evil 4 is a million dollars with Chris.
3:04:41 750,000 Halo Trilogy.
3:04:43 You're saying, you know, one I'm down.
3:04:45 I'm down, dude.
3:04:45 I'm down for that.
3:04:46 Then make this number go up like
3:04:49 my cortisol spiking watching him play Castlevania.
3:04:54 Okay.
3:04:54 So, what we got to get Daniel on that board, too.
3:04:57 I got to write like 12 times.
3:04:59 Uh, Mald, send Pete the names in Discord or something.
3:05:03 I can fill that out at lunch.
3:05:04 Is that okay?
3:05:05 Yeah, it's fine.
3:05:06 But I just see you at lunch.
3:05:08 Daniel, day 10.
3:05:09 That's what I'm going to call him.
3:05:11 Day 10.
3:05:11 Daniel.
3:05:13 Day 10.
3:05:13 All right.
3:05:13 We'll see you guys at lunch.
3:05:15 My mic.
3:05:16 You're leaving already.
3:05:18 I was having fun with you guys.
3:05:19 Lunch.
3:05:19 Lunch.
3:05:20 But it was fun.
3:05:21 Can you skip over?
3:05:23 Oh, yeah.
3:05:26 I don't know where I'm going.
3:05:29 That was sad.
3:05:30 I was enjoying donating from Perth, Australia.
3:05:40 Thanks for everything.
3:05:41 How's this chat?
3:05:42 Is it all good?
3:05:43 Bye guys.
3:05:45 Bye.
3:05:48 Hopefully it's good.
3:05:54 here for the 100% completion starter play through with Pete and Chris.
3:06:00 100%.
3:06:03 You're having a[ __] giggle, mate.
3:06:05 You're having a right[ __] giggle.
3:06:12 Oh, sliding past McDonald's is a war crime.
3:06:15 This just smells so good.
3:06:18 Should be illegal.
3:06:21 Why they make it smell so good, bro?
3:06:22 People in Kos can't even smell it.
3:06:34 Have you ever heard of Final Fantasy Origins Stranger of Paradise?
3:06:38 It's basically like if Neo and Metal Gear Avenge had a baby in the best way.
3:06:44 Oh, wow.
3:06:44 No, I have never heard of that.
3:06:48 But like those games that you never hear about in like a love series,
3:06:52 it's always got like it's like it's
3:06:54 got this really awesome mechanic that's really cool,
3:06:56 but for some reason they added a compulsory fart mechanic where
3:06:59 every 20 minutes you have to spend eating beans to fart.
3:07:03 I don't know, you know, it was the '9s just every game that you
3:07:07 like haven't heard about that's like in a popular series,
3:07:10 they like always have like a really like cool idea
3:07:14 and then just weirdass mechanics that make everyone hate it.
3:07:18 No, don't go back to church.
3:07:21 Stay here.
3:07:22 You thought I couldn't do it.
3:07:24 You thought wrong.
3:07:25 I'm the best butt spinner in the world.
3:07:28 Champion but spinner.
3:07:29 What the hell does that mean?
3:07:33 Why is it red?
3:07:36 Don't know.
3:07:36 They can't even access the Oh my ass.
3:07:54 Look at the[ __] fish.
3:08:00 Oh, I love that[ __] guy.
3:08:01 Hope he's okay.
3:08:03 They ate him though, didn't they?
3:08:19 Oh, pump your eyes.
3:08:36 Oh[ __]
3:08:46 Cool.
3:08:49 Is it?
3:08:49 Oh, yeah.
3:08:50 It looks nice.
3:09:02 Oh,
3:09:06 I know.
3:09:06 Let's just get out of the way.
3:09:11 First trip to Japan.
3:09:13 Nearly got lost on a mosscovered road in northern rural Hammer Matsu.
3:09:17 Said to spouse, I know a spirited away trap when I see one.
3:09:25 True.
3:09:24 Well, everyone just showed up.
3:09:27 There we go.
3:09:31 Everyone just showed up.
3:09:35 What happened to that wall?
3:09:36 I don't know.
3:09:37 Oh my god.
3:09:39 First time being able to donate more than $10.
3:09:42 Started watching you since I started vet school.
3:09:45 I'm now in the last stretch.
3:09:47 Oh[ __] Congrats.
3:09:50 Wow.
3:09:50 A pile of rubble.
3:09:53 The secret ingredient.
3:09:54 Chris will eat one stone for every donation we get for lunch.
3:09:57 platform and it's been a highlight of
3:09:59 Wow, everyone just showed up.
3:10:00 What the[ __]
3:10:03 You guys can leave it here and probably best for you guys to go inside.
3:10:11 Yeah.
3:10:09 How many people go?
3:10:13 Six.
3:10:14 Yeah.
3:10:14 Six.
3:10:19 Holy[ __] Everyone just showed up.
3:10:22 Oh, forgot to take my helmet off.
3:10:32 Paul, if you're listening, tell faster.
3:10:37 I think he's going as fast as he legally can.
3:10:41 That's fine.
3:10:41 There's plenty of space.
3:10:43 Looks like a big spot.
3:10:44 Well, four four vehicles arrived in 30 seconds.
3:10:48 Yep.
3:10:51 You can never in town.
3:10:54 Must be good.
3:10:54 Must be good.
3:10:55 Must be better than black ramen.
3:10:57 Was that the other option?
3:10:58 I mean, that's You could have that tonight if you want.
3:11:01 Um, okay.
3:11:02 But if you want to eat like a bucket of salt and then All right, chat.
3:11:19 Let's get some lunch.
3:11:23 A strong call from a strong man.
3:11:45 Oh, that's very cute.
3:11:49 Yeah, sure.
3:11:49 We can just ask.
3:11:51 I don't know.
3:11:57 Uh yeah.
3:12:06 Yeah.
3:12:07 Don't really want to.
3:12:11 You sure get that?
3:12:15 Well, no.
3:12:15 Just get there.
3:12:17 You just two of you in shot.
3:12:19 That's all you need.
3:12:20 Get all three.
3:12:24 Um we can get all three now.
3:12:26 corner here.
3:12:29 Okay.
3:12:30 Yeah,
3:12:29 that's it.
3:12:32 So, you don't want to be unshot.
3:12:33 It's not essential.
3:12:35 It's kind of essential because that's the the funniest part of today is like
3:12:42 Hey, what's up, Pete?
3:12:46 If you put a chair right here,
3:12:50 we could probably put a chair there and see why be an issue.
3:12:59 Yeah,
3:12:58 it's fine.
3:13:05 Well, I mean, we already have a camera.
3:13:06 I mean, if they have problem with it, they'll we'll tell them.
3:13:16 or
3:13:17 chat.
3:13:27 Put your bag on the chair as well.
3:13:37 Sit back.
3:13:37 Sit there.
3:13:45 What is that?
3:13:45 Oh, wow.
3:13:46 I'm just going to use
3:13:49 set up your lights on.
3:14:04 All right.
3:14:05 Yeah, it's right next to Are we still on mine?
3:14:14 That's all right.
3:14:22 These guys are suffering today.
3:14:27 It's just sort of gosh,
3:14:31 this is so not inconspicuous.
3:14:36 Just how she ends up
3:14:47 if she comes over and goes, "What's this?" You could you could explain.
3:14:52 Okay.
3:14:53 Um, so this is the higawari lunch.
3:15:02 Yaki niku ebie fry.
3:15:08 Okay.
3:15:08 So, if we're counting surplus, the kadag might do some damage.
3:15:16 Well, you did a great job so far.
3:15:18 So, enjoy.
3:15:23 Okay.
3:15:23 You, man.
3:15:24 Uh, I'm not actually particularly hungry.
3:15:26 Um, but I I will take a look.
3:15:31 Oo,
3:15:31 anonymous.
3:15:31 Thank you for the $300 donation.
3:15:33 And RSS, thanks for the $100 donation.
3:15:36 or two 626.
3:15:37 What are we looking
3:15:40 at?
3:15:44 I'm going to see if they've got What was that?
3:15:50 Thought it was honey cream.
3:15:53 It's not.
3:15:54 It's cocky fry.
3:15:56 Cocky fry.
3:16:00 I mean, you probably you probably want to order from uh this bit.
3:16:02 This is the lunch set.
3:16:04 But I want to take a look up this thing.
3:16:09 I think I'm not going to eat.
3:16:11 I think I'm good.
3:16:20 Okay.
3:16:20 All right.
3:16:21 I haven't had a look yet.
3:16:23 Take a look, boss.
3:16:27 This is Man, I love going to these provincial like places.
3:16:33 It really does feel like stepping into
3:16:37 part of the Oh, never mind.
3:16:38 There's a robot delivering our
3:16:40 Kogi, please.
3:16:41 Chris needs Karag.
3:16:42 I mean, I wouldn't say no.
3:16:44 Oh, they've got a robot that's going to crash into our chair.
3:16:47 [laughter] See, it won't crash into our chair.
3:16:49 Our senses designed to stop here at the end of the to move.
3:16:54 People the gusto robot returns.
3:17:02 Turn.
3:17:05 Wait.
3:17:05 Turn.
3:17:06 Are really everywhere now, aren't they?
3:17:08 Yeah.
3:17:08 I was kind of surprised that this place had it cuz I just said,
3:17:11 "What a what an oldfashioned place."
3:17:13 I guess they're really easy to map out the floor.
3:17:15 And
3:17:18 so, any any issues on the road today besides us
3:17:21 running you over and shouting at you and scaring you?
3:17:25 Uh, all good.
3:17:26 So far so good.
3:17:27 Deciding lunch is the hard part.
3:17:28 That's got to be the Kaga to shop for sure.
3:17:31 No, that's you.
3:17:33 That's you.
3:17:34 Look at that.
3:17:35 Look at that bad boy.
3:17:37 Why would I want just deep fried thing and nothing else?
3:17:41 Japanese culture.
3:17:42 Share the culture with the world.
3:17:43 You're really good at knowing certain cultures.
3:17:45 If karag exclusive, I think I'm going to go for the shyaki.
3:17:49 Shyaki is always good.
3:17:50 Yeah, I think I'm go for the shyaki.
3:17:52 And then do they have coffee?
3:17:52 They must have coffee.
3:17:56 Uh ah coffee.
3:17:57 Yeah, nice iced coffee.
3:17:58 They have
3:18:01 saw the mizu lemon squash cream soda.
3:18:04 Oh, cowpiss.
3:18:06 [laughter] Job done.
3:18:08 Have you found a healthy option yet?
3:18:10 He He doesn't He doesn't know how.
3:18:11 You don't really have healthy drinks, do they?
3:18:14 Water, coffee, tea.
3:18:16 Those are all healthy,
3:18:17 but they don't go well with the food.
3:18:19 Ah, tea does.
3:18:20 Tea would be great.
3:18:23 I'm going to go
3:18:23 I'm watching Pete's video and Paul.
3:18:25 Pete's video and Paul.
3:18:27 Paul, I don't think Paul's video is live.
3:18:31 Um, Paul's video is not live.
3:18:32 Chris Chungus.
3:18:33 Chris Chungus.
3:18:34 My goat.
3:18:35 I'm gonna get some tofu.
3:18:40 I wonder if they have a I can't read the menu very well.
3:18:43 That's the kanji for tofu.
3:18:45 Okay, that's Robin.
3:18:48 How do we order here?
3:18:49 Nabi, do we go do they come to us?
3:18:56 What do we go?
3:19:01 Sabis coffee.
3:19:01 That's so cool.
3:19:05 I'm backing.
3:19:06 I'm waking up.
3:19:09 I'm waking up.
3:19:10 I'm going to have a good day when we reach $650,000.
3:19:15 We're trying to play Halo.
3:19:16 Oh, dude.
3:19:17 I mean, we got to reach it.
3:19:18 We got to reach.
3:19:18 But I feel we got to do a land setup at your place.
3:19:21 You want two PCs next to each other?
3:19:23 Yeah, cuz split screen doesn't stream very well.
3:19:26 No.
3:19:26 And I don't want to be online talking to you.
3:19:28 I want to be
3:19:29 I want to be like old school Halo.
3:19:31 Yeah, that'd be cool.
3:19:32 Can we Can I buy two Xboxes?
3:19:35 And we can get two Xboxes.
3:19:46 Oh, sorry.
3:19:52 See there [laughter] helps.
3:20:26 Okay.
3:20:40 Fried rice.
3:20:49 We'll see.
3:20:49 We'll see how it go cuz you guys have school issues.
3:20:58 After you guys lecture me on my calorific intake, I uh
3:21:02 you want to I want to work out how many calories I've had today.
3:21:06 You you you make up these fantasy worlds where calories don't exist.
3:21:11 I'll be like Steve Jobs.
3:21:12 I've got like a reality filter.
3:21:14 You're like dying.
3:21:14 [laughter] You're like dying and you're like apple juice will fix me.
3:21:17 Vegetables will get rid of the cancer.
3:21:18 Yeah.
3:21:18 He had he had like a tumor and he was like
3:21:20 I'll eat carrots and they were like we can remove it.
3:21:22 It was like he was like no carrots
3:21:24 and then they were like okay spread your face.
3:21:29 Yep.
3:21:28 He probably went to the school of nutrition of Chris like oh my god.
3:21:35 Kyogi will kill the bacteria.
3:21:36 I'll inflate and you can see it easier on your X-ray.
3:21:39 My head I've had energy jelly times two.
3:21:41 That's about 360 kilogram.
3:21:45 I'll get some water.
3:21:46 I'll get it.
3:21:47 You never get 360 calories.
3:21:51 Then I had a OOS vanilla.
3:21:55 Okay.
3:21:57 No, it's getting water.
3:21:59 Yeah.
3:21:59 Yeah.
3:22:01 But I also had a oo strawberry for breakfast.
3:22:05 That's about 120.
3:22:07 That was 110 calories that
3:22:09 always round out if you're like round out
3:22:11 cuz you should always round up cuz then you'll be pleasantly surprised.
3:22:14 And then I had the burrito.
3:22:16 Now that
3:22:17 300 is I read it on the back 300
3:22:19 exactly 300.
3:22:20 Yeah, it was 300.
3:22:21 It was like 295 if you want to pedantic but it's just put
3:22:24 I put 295
3:22:27 295.
3:22:27 What else we had?
3:22:29 I had a Aquarius.
3:22:32 That's 100 calories.
3:22:33 150 calories a bottle.
3:22:35 Not 150.
3:22:36 Yes.
3:22:36 30 30 calories per 100 million.
3:22:39 Well, you had the Aquarius zero there.
3:22:40 Said zero.
3:22:41 Oh yeah.
3:22:41 Zero calories.
3:22:43 Smart.
3:22:44 Think smarter, not harder.
3:22:46 Yeah, no problem.
3:22:48 The question is is uh was it the double cheese and ham?
3:22:52 Double ham and cheese.
3:22:53 It was Wait, that Wait, that
3:22:55 330?
3:22:55 It's 330, 330.
3:22:58 The Oh, no.
3:22:58 You changed.
3:22:59 I know that one cuz it's good.
3:23:00 Tastes great.
3:23:00 Put the burrito up to 350.
3:23:03 350.
3:23:03 Okay.
3:23:05 350.
3:23:04 And now you're getting fried chicken.
3:23:06 All right.
3:23:07 So, now we'll do the maths.
3:23:10 You know, you should wear my watch for one of the legs
3:23:14 just so you can because you can track outdoor cycling, right?
3:23:24 Okay.
3:23:27 Do you want anything else?
3:23:28 Fried potatoes.
3:23:31 I'm okay.
3:23:33 Okay.
3:23:33 Yes.
3:23:35 [laughter] Uh, she's very serious.
3:23:38 She's very close to you.
3:23:39 I've had 958 calories and that's my breakfast.
3:23:43 It's a lot.
3:23:43 So, the average man needs 2,000 of that.
3:23:46 But then average man's got cycling 8 hours a day.
3:23:48 You can't look at it like that.
3:23:49 That's not how that works.
3:23:50 Is this week?
3:23:52 This isn't my not recently.
3:23:53 My breakfast has been a banana and a black coffee.
3:23:57 We can't before the cycle.
3:23:58 Okay.
3:23:59 Here's what we got to look at.
3:24:00 We can't look at it as dayto day.
3:24:01 We got to look at let's say a week at a time, right?
3:24:03 So if you have one good day that that can be offset by one bad day.
3:24:19 Awesome.
3:24:23 So if you had 900 calories, so you need to be at 958 calories.
3:24:28 Now cycling we're losing probably like 3,000.
3:24:30 How many how much we cycle today?
3:24:33 30 years.
3:24:35 Um 40.
3:24:36 Ask Grock how many calories you lose on calories to cycle.
3:24:39 How many calories?
3:24:41 We cycled up the mountain first.
3:24:43 Just And then I hiked down a mountain and hiked up the mountain.
3:24:47 Okay.
3:24:47 Okay.
3:24:47 That did add a little bit.
3:24:48 I'll give you I'll give you the 20 calories.
3:24:51 Did I burn cycling for 2 hours?
3:24:54 Just say kilometers.
3:24:55 2 hours at 2 hours of 40 km distance.
3:25:02 This is like when your your Tinder profile narrow down all these
3:25:05 when I weigh 87 kg.
3:25:09 Is that my tofu?
3:25:11 Is that takyaki?
3:25:17 I think this might be my tofu.
3:25:19 Oh wow.
3:25:19 Yeah, that looks very nice.
3:25:20 Wow, that's really good.
3:25:22 Thank you, robot.
3:25:23 What does the What's the answer say?
3:25:24 So, it says,
3:25:25 I'm going to guess estate calorie burn.
3:25:28 Uh, 1,200 to 1,400 calories.
3:25:32 So, you've negated breakfast,
3:25:33 but we've also gone up a hill, a mountain, and hiked up a mountain.
3:25:36 So, the thing for Let's call it Let's call it 1500 calories.
3:25:40 What?
3:25:40 Go down the mountain.
3:25:41 Adding 300 calories at the beach.
3:25:43 It says 1,400 calories.
3:25:45 Okay, so 1500,
3:25:47 but also look at my legs like pure muscle and steel.
3:25:51 I feel like the mental gymnastics to calculate this is already getting on.
3:25:54 This is you.
3:25:54 You are like taking the most generous
3:25:58 interpretation everything again.
3:26:00 Breakfast was 958 calories.
3:26:04 Yikes.
3:26:03 And I've burned 1,500 calories.
3:26:08 So that's a calorie deficit of go[ __] yourself.
3:26:11 It's[ __][ __] calorie.
3:26:14 There there are several.
3:26:15 [laughter] All right.
3:26:17 Uh here here's a thing to look at.
3:26:20 Let's look at the full day.
3:26:21 Basically, if you really wanted to like
3:26:25 if you really wanted to lo That's a good not Man, that's a hell of a lot.
3:26:29 If you really wanted to lose a bunch of weight,
3:26:32 540 calories deficit in the morning alone.
3:26:35 What can I do in the afternoon?
3:26:38 More.
3:26:37 Okay, but now let's factor in the five chicken that's about to happen.
3:26:40 [laughter]
3:26:40 Let's do the math now.
3:26:41 Oh boy, this is going to be
3:26:43 because you're factoring just the breakfast, not
3:26:46 we still got like 3 hours to cycle.
3:26:48 Yeah, but that burns off lunch.
3:26:53 And then recovery of degradation of muscle.
3:26:57 My muscles are like burning calories [laughter]
3:26:58 in my sleep cuz they're aching so much.
3:27:01 This is not resistance workouts, which is resistance.
3:27:04 I think the only resistance you have is to the truth.
3:27:07 [laughter]
3:27:09 This is the biggest workout of your life.
3:27:11 You're like,
3:27:13 the mental medal of mental gymnastics.
3:27:15 So even if I'm at a slight salary surplus, surely that's better.
3:27:20 No, to complete the cycle.
3:27:22 Yes.
3:27:21 Having gained like a kilogram of weight than to eat
3:27:25 a kilogram less and pass out one of the days.
3:27:27 Yes.
3:27:27 If if the differences die on the cycle or gain weight,
3:27:31 I just believe there's a middle ground somewhere.
3:27:33 There has to be a middle ground.
3:27:35 No, I the day when I on day three or four when I didn't eat that much,
3:27:38 I nearly collapsed on the bike.
3:27:40 I was like,
3:27:42 you gave me some gamer subs like g it was like crack cocaine.
3:27:47 20 minutes I was like unstoppable and then
3:27:48 like the crash came and I had no calories.
3:27:51 Here's a crazy thing to consider, right?
3:27:53 Let's say you're exercising this.
3:27:55 Let's say you bicycle 40 km a day and you still only eat 16-,800 calories.
3:28:02 That's a that's how you lose weight cuz you're not only in a
3:28:05 but then your muscles aren't repairing them.
3:28:07 They are they're fine.
3:28:08 There's there's way get a lot of protein, get your macros.
3:28:11 Like there there's other ways like if you swim a bunch
3:28:17 I feel like you're just blinding yourself to reality.
3:28:21 No, that's the name of the next.
3:28:21 Well, it was chat thing.
3:28:22 It be
3:28:23 I think that's the famous literally saying Kimro delusional the entire time.
3:28:27 Someone in chat must be smart.
3:28:29 Ask chat.
3:28:30 Ask chat cuz they are a wealth of
3:28:31 he and Cog are coming across as bell ends right now.
3:28:34 Exactly.
3:28:35 Cuz we're trying to help you.
3:28:36 We're trying to be honest cuz you're being you just you just lying.
3:28:40 Cope ignoring the Chris is just a real eater.
3:28:46 Divided.
3:28:46 Chris is correct.
3:28:47 Chris wants to be fat.
3:28:48 I am a fat.
3:28:48 [laughter] I want to eat.
3:28:49 I am not.
3:28:50 In a way, future Chris would look back.
3:28:52 Future Chris would want to complete the cycle alive and slightly overweight
3:28:56 and underweight and dead.
3:28:57 You're talking to a a man who's like Ian and I
3:29:00 are the fat idiots who've been fighting this for 10 years.
3:29:03 We know the pitfalls.
3:29:06 [laughter]
3:29:06 Yeah, I think I think there's a mis there's a mis This happened last year.
3:29:09 I remember we had this calorie argument.
3:29:11 I I am not counting calories.
3:29:12 I eat whatever I want.
3:29:13 But I'm under no illusions that I think I'm losing weight.
3:29:16 Like I'm eating.
3:29:17 I don't think I'm losing weight.
3:29:18 I'm losing.
3:29:19 You're like you might be.
3:29:20 I don't know.
3:29:20 Wait.
3:29:20 The this whole this this discussion started because
3:29:23 you were like I'm in a calorie deficit.
3:29:25 That that I might I think some days I have some days.
3:29:28 Sure.
3:29:29 Yesterday.
3:29:29 No.
3:29:29 Day before no.
3:29:30 Day before maybe.
3:29:32 And if you're asking my opinion is I like a happy Chris.
3:29:35 If that means you want to eat and bike, eat and bike.
3:29:37 I don't care.
3:29:39 Monsters aren't my channel.
3:29:40 Oh my god.
3:29:43 I want to live in a world where people just tell me what I want to hear.
3:29:46 This is what you [laughter] want.
3:29:49 Just tell me I'm right, Pete.
3:29:50 Uh you're right.
3:29:51 There you go.
3:29:52 But uh I don't think it matters.
3:29:54 Like I think that
3:29:55 you don't become a Sunday Times
3:29:56 bestseller without being a delusional psychopath.
3:29:58 That is true.
3:29:59 And I've always given you immense credit is
3:30:01 that if you set your mind to something somehow,
3:30:04 no matter what the odds are, it will eventually get done.
3:30:09 Delusion adds 10 kg.
3:30:11 [laughter] Uh,
3:30:16 so anyway, karaoke is good for you.
3:30:17 It is.
3:30:18 Has a lot of protein.
3:30:19 It's chicken.
3:30:19 It's lean.
3:30:20 So much better.
3:30:21 Okay.
3:30:21 I'm Okay.
3:30:23 Okay.
3:30:24 Yes, you're right, Chris.
3:30:25 How about this?
3:30:25 Tomorrow, wear my watch.
3:30:27 How about that?
3:30:28 We're about the same weight.
3:30:29 So, wear this tomorrow and when you're
3:30:32 And when you're on the bike, I bet you it'll be a lot of calories.
3:30:34 You're probably right.
3:30:36 And then I'll do the I'll do the calorie tracker for you and you're good.
3:30:43 Rage B.
3:30:43 This is rage bait.
3:30:44 This is He's rage bathing.
3:30:46 Yes.
3:30:46 I feel like [laughter] turning It's a classic Chris tactic.
3:30:49 Turn his friends against us.
3:30:51 He becomes the only true warrior.
3:30:53 How could these men betray me?
3:30:55 [laughter] What's the Mark Twain quote?
3:30:56 If you you argue with an idiot, you'll uh
3:30:59 Let's find that.
3:31:00 Chris, do you know this one?
3:31:01 As Marcus Aurelius once said, "Shut up and eat the karaoke chicken."
3:31:05 Google this quote.
3:31:05 This quote, someone quote that when you argue with an idiot,
3:31:08 but my think here's the thing on the cycle.
3:31:10 My metabolism, it's like that.
3:31:13 Okay.
3:31:13 It's like it's like shoveling food in an incinerator.
3:31:16 And my domain expansion kicks in as well.
3:31:18 Like [laughter] I'm a[ __] you you'll eat
3:31:20 food and then you'll feel hungry minutes later.
3:31:22 Oh yeah.
3:31:22 Don't argue that he'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3:31:26 That is the Chris story.
3:31:27 That is my life story.
3:31:28 I feel like honestly until until I learn what the surplus was.
3:31:33 Yeah.
3:31:33 My my domain expansion will kick in where all the frag disappears in calories.
3:31:42 My next book's going to be on how to lose weight in Japan.
3:31:44 No, no, wait.
3:31:45 Eat, man.
3:31:45 Eat because someone needs to not be eating when we talk.
3:31:48 And we're going to shovel our face then.
3:31:51 Okay.
3:31:51 I'll have a sensible tofu.
3:31:56 Look, I think it doesn't matter as long as you're happy.
3:31:59 Are [clears throat] you happy with eating?
3:32:01 Okay.
3:32:01 Well, then [laughter] Okay.
3:32:03 Okay.
3:32:04 Well, then this is See, this is the problem.
3:32:07 This is where we have to make
3:32:09 Well, but if I don't eat enough, I'll just collapse and
3:32:12 Okay.
3:32:12 Okay.
3:32:12 No, I hear you.
3:32:13 I hear you.
3:32:14 We hear you.
3:32:15 But you could I think it's the problem.
3:32:17 But before But the in the month before the cycle, I lost a lot of weight.
3:32:20 Okay.
3:32:20 pretty sharp,
3:32:21 you know.
3:32:22 And then on this I look like Mr.
3:32:24 Blobby [laughter] because I'm eating so much food.
3:32:27 Well, the problem is is that, you know,
3:32:29 I I think all my problems must be solved.
3:32:31 We get in this mindset that I can fix a bad month for the week.
3:32:35 And it's like, no, you need to fix a bad month with a good month.
3:32:37 And unfortunately, the good month is a lot harder than the bad month.
3:32:40 Salad, tofu, seaweed.
3:32:41 It's great.
3:32:44 Fantastic.
3:32:44 Dressing, deep fried.
3:32:47 You're part of the problem, Pete.
3:32:48 You're part of the problem.
3:32:49 Check the top
3:32:53 the And here.
3:32:53 Do you want to know the the real the real ugly truth, mate?
3:32:56 Somebody ordered
3:32:57 Oh[ __] Okay.
3:32:58 I was going to say that they put my thing through
3:33:00 here.
3:33:01 Here's the worst part.
3:33:02 As you get older, even making the sacrifices don't work anymore.
3:33:06 Oh wow.
3:33:07 That's the worst.
3:33:08 Like I I've been healthier than I have been in like a decade.
3:33:11 It hasn't
3:33:13 happened quickly.
3:33:14 I feel a lot better.
3:33:15 And that's that's like
3:33:16 it.
3:33:16 It does.
3:33:17 And you feel clear and I have
3:33:20 stay young.
3:33:21 Stay young forever.
3:33:23 Yeah.
3:33:23 I mean the depressing realization is that like I
3:33:25 I can't fix a horrible month by like fasting
3:33:29 for a week and like eating vegetables and it doesn't
3:33:31 the whole month I have to be on top of it.
3:33:36 This looks amazing.
3:33:38 This food is amaz Yeah.
3:33:39 This is extraordinary.
3:33:40 Bully Chrysithon, please.
3:33:41 It can be done.
3:33:43 He makes it easy.
3:33:44 This is
3:33:45 He just says things
3:33:47 and you know what I start to believe it.
3:33:48 My philosophy do what you want, eat what you want, then die.
3:33:52 Happil ever after.
3:33:53 That's a good philosophy actually.
3:33:55 I actually can I can respect that.
3:33:58 But no, now I'm 36 in a week.
3:34:00 I'm taking my health more seriously.
3:34:05 Well, I'm not doing a two week cycle when I eat.
3:34:06 I do eat I changed my diet quite a lot.
3:34:09 Good.
3:34:12 Good.
3:34:14 Yeah.
3:34:14 very good chap.
3:34:16 I've um I reached the point where I was
3:34:18 I really wasn't eating much before the sackathon me.
3:34:20 I was like well think about this.
3:34:23 My stomach like shrunk exponentially.
3:34:24 You're already doing the hard part with the exercise.
3:34:26 You're capable of doing all of the the challenging stuff.
3:34:29 So the diet's the easy part.
3:34:31 You just got to find things instead of sweets, eat fruit.
3:34:35 You get the same sugar off.
3:34:38 I find eat two bananas in the morning and you'll be stuffed for a long time.
3:34:44 Um, there you go.
3:34:45 That's my That's my eat two [laughter] bananas
3:34:49 in the morning and you'll be stuffed for a long time.
3:34:52 I think that was in Planet of the Apes.
3:34:53 One of them said that [laughter]
3:34:56 that is that is quite the knowledge.
3:35:03 This is really good.
3:35:04 How's your karate?
3:35:10 Very good.
3:35:13 Yeah.
3:35:13 Would you order that?
3:35:16 Yeah.
3:35:20 Oh, takoyaki.
3:35:20 No.
3:35:23 Do I take the bill as well?
3:35:28 Good.
3:35:28 I'll try them.
3:35:30 They make them fresh.
3:35:31 Let's give it a shot.
3:35:33 I was like the top one.
3:35:37 Yeah, they might be boiling.
3:35:38 Ah,
3:35:40 brilliant.
3:35:41 That was great.
3:35:41 They're just going to be molten.
3:35:42 A real man eats taki without question,
3:35:45 dude.
3:35:45 That's a That's like a gamba.
3:35:46 I'm not a real man.
3:35:49 We went to some place where they put Sriracha or some
3:35:51 sort of super hot sauce in one of the 10.
3:35:53 Is it
3:35:54 good?
3:35:54 Hot.
3:35:56 Look at that crispy outer edge.
3:35:57 It looks
3:35:59 Okay, it is hot.
3:35:59 Yeah.
3:36:05 Oh[ __] Haven't you done an Iron Man as well?
3:36:14 Who?
3:36:14 I was talking to myself.
3:36:14 I was talking to Chris.
3:36:16 Yeah.
3:36:17 Iron Man.
3:36:17 Didn't he do like some weird
3:36:19 Iron Man?
3:36:19 What was the thing that you did where you ran up the hill and carried all
3:36:22 Spartan race?
3:36:22 Spartan race.
3:36:23 Spartan race by
3:36:26 the woman the mountain.
3:36:29 I could not understand a word you said.
3:36:30 Cookie Monster.
3:36:31 It's a character my child watches.
3:36:34 [laughter] Um,
3:36:39 wait, what?
3:36:39 It was in the mountains of Nigata.
3:36:41 We actually went here.
3:36:43 Yeah, you have to run up a mountain
3:36:45 and I was like, I'm the king of the world
3:36:46 and I sprinted for 5 minutes and I was physically sick.
3:36:49 Ah, dude, I couldn't do that.
3:36:50 Who was the cameraman?
3:36:51 Paul, I think it was Paul and Marcus.
3:36:54 But I did also film myself with a GoPro.
3:36:56 Did you do that?
3:36:57 Actually, I wasn't I wasn't I had to sit down.
3:36:58 And I was really close to being sick, but I managed to hold him.
3:37:03 And I sat there for 5 minutes.
3:37:04 Then I carried on.
3:37:06 And that was extremely difficult.
3:37:08 I don't know how I did it.
3:37:09 And it was like 40°.
3:37:11 Mega hot.
3:37:11 You You had to like keep throwing bottles of water over yourself.
3:37:15 I did.
3:37:15 I did it after the cycle.
3:37:16 The cheapy ones a lot easier.
3:37:19 Um I did straight after Cyclathon number one
3:37:21 and I was sort of quite fit after that.
3:37:23 And then you did the chess box, right?
3:37:25 I did the chess box.
3:37:28 Oh, no.
3:37:28 Then I did the Amathon where you have
3:37:30 to walk you walk around the entire Yamanote line.
3:37:32 I did that.
3:37:33 Did this year?
3:37:33 So I did like this every month.
3:37:35 I did this really cool physical challenge.
3:37:36 You run a marathon?
3:37:37 No, you walk.
3:37:39 I can't[ __] walk.
3:37:40 It's like it's like 40 km.
3:37:42 45 50 miles or something.
3:37:44 Yeah.
3:37:44 Not miles.
3:37:47 Kilm.
3:37:47 Yeah, but my legs were like ruined by the end.
3:37:51 And you've done, count it, four and a half cyclathons.
3:37:54 So you have the the motor.
3:37:59 I think we'll never come to common ground on calories.
3:38:01 It is it is life's biggest debate.
3:38:11 Why don't you come swimming with me?
3:38:13 That'll be fun.
3:38:16 I go swimming every week.
3:38:17 You're welcome to join.
3:38:18 Yeah, come on.
3:38:19 I'm trying to train for the triathon.
3:38:22 I think I'm swimming down kind of.
3:38:24 Hey, how many meters is it?
3:38:26 1500 meters.
3:38:27 I'm dead.
3:38:28 You want to pee?
3:38:29 I'm good.
3:38:30 I'm s Well, here's the thing.
3:38:32 I'm not on a bike.
3:38:33 You will be, boys.
3:38:35 But on the when you're sitting in the van all day, the calories just sit there.
3:38:39 You can't do anything.
3:38:40 I'm just This was delicious, though.
3:38:42 It was just enough.
3:38:45 I haven't good karaoke in a while.
3:38:52 Good.
3:38:52 What was the um
3:38:54 Was there any major debates during the the Rob three days that ever came up?
3:39:00 Nope.
3:39:00 [laughter] We didn't shoveling food in our mouth.
3:39:03 He is a legend in that regard as well.
3:39:06 He's it's impressive.
3:39:07 The throw.
3:39:09 I was in awe.
3:39:11 It should have been honestly mosaic on the film.
3:39:14 It was like just you need to blur that out.
3:39:16 It's impressive.
3:39:16 I mean, I didn't even know you read all of Jojo,
3:39:18 but obviously had I I was unaware.
3:39:21 I was unfamiliar.
3:39:22 He he is the voracious He's the edetomame champion of of the Tokyo top three.
3:39:29 M.
3:39:32 So, right now,
3:39:35 oh, well,
3:39:39 no, I did not hear that.
3:39:41 Thank you for the $25 donation.
3:39:42 Audi,
3:39:43 we're at $626,000.
3:39:46 That's crazy.
3:39:47 No.
3:39:47 Yeah.
3:39:47 626.
3:39:49 And that means that if we can get to, you know, I was telling this in the van.
3:39:54 Do you guys ever get sad, the viewers as well,
3:39:56 when you when it's like 17 kilometers to go on the day, I get melancholy.
3:40:01 I get sad that the day is almost over before it's over.
3:40:04 I don't want it to end.
3:40:06 Some days I'm sad, especially when it's raining.
3:40:08 And that's when I want it to keep going.
3:40:11 I really I really don't want it to keep going when it when it's raining.
3:40:14 That's when I That's when I want it to stop.
3:40:17 I miss I get so depressed when that starts.
3:40:20 I'm like, "Oh man, I don't want the day to I just keep going." Well,
3:40:23 maybe we should switch roles.
3:40:25 See, then I want the day to stop at noon.
3:40:28 I can't cycle.
3:40:29 You guys are You guys have some sort of inner strength that I lack.
3:40:36 This is Well, this is why.
3:40:39 Oh, this is very delicious.
3:40:40 I mean, this was actually awesome for what it's worth.
3:40:43 I'm sad though.
3:40:44 I could eat double of this.
3:40:46 You can what now?
3:40:47 Eat more takis.
3:40:48 There's takoyaki right there.
3:40:49 It's okay.
3:40:49 I'm not really a big takoyaki fan.
3:40:51 Me either.
3:40:52 I just
3:40:54 It's a lot of batter, which is awesome.
3:40:56 And you get that one square of octopus, but I'm not sure I could go for it.
3:41:03 Um, what I can go for is before we leave this table, dare I say it, 628.
3:41:09 I'm just going to throw it out there.
3:41:10 Like, it would make me feel better getting back on the bikes
3:41:13 if we had a couple hundred more dollars coming in.
3:41:17 You know, if we can match my calorie intake today, that would be great.
3:41:21 How many calories do you think this is?
3:41:23 Uh, I honestly I feel bad bringing it up again.
3:41:26 I don't really care cuz I chat turns into like 15,000 fitness experts
3:41:30 suddenly when when calories are brought up.
3:41:32 They should
3:41:33 they did they maxing like crazy.
3:41:35 They were like we know everything.
3:41:37 So, all right.
3:41:38 1,200 calories.
3:41:41 Yeah.
3:41:43 900,200.
3:41:43 I'd say 12.
3:41:44 That's a lot of fried chicken and rice.
3:41:45 Let's be conservative.
3:41:46 1,200 calories including the takaryaki
3:41:50 and the kalpus.
3:41:53 Yes.
3:41:54 1,200
3:41:54 sounds reasonable.
3:41:56 So
3:41:56 easy.
3:41:56 That's an hour of cycling.
3:42:03 We'll see.
3:42:03 We'll see.
3:42:04 You can wear wear my watch tomorrow.
3:42:08 Oh,
3:42:07 it'll be it'll be a good litmus test and then the the chatters can all unite.
3:42:11 And if you have a disagreement with any of us, donate money.
3:42:14 Tell us with your wallet.
3:42:15 Say I leave Chris alone, buddy.
3:42:18 He keeps bringing it up.
3:42:20 What do you mean leave Chris alone?
3:42:22 What the hell?
3:42:23 What kind of social interaction do you have in your life?
3:42:25 Big bullied back in.
3:42:27 That's crazy that you think this is a leave Chris alone angle.
3:42:31 What the[ __] are you talking about?
3:42:33 If it makes you feeling better,
3:42:34 the minute I showed up, he said, "Where's my back?"
3:42:38 So, I'm being We all have to suffer our plightes.
3:42:43 Yeah.
3:42:43 It's But it's fun to talk fitness.
3:42:45 Fitness is fun.
3:42:46 Working out is fun.
3:42:49 Yeah.
3:42:48 Cycle thon's fun.
3:42:54 It's like when um what's like when
3:42:57 you know we're talking about like inexperiencing.
3:42:59 We're like ah how much calories?
3:43:00 How much?
3:43:01 When you handed me your camera to learn the Lumx GH5.
3:43:04 I've never been more lost in my life just turning it on.
3:43:07 I still don't know how to use that camera to any sort of effect.
3:43:11 Are you still using that camera or a different model?
3:43:13 Still using it.
3:43:14 that it's it's like insane.
3:43:16 Five years ago you gave me that and you were
3:43:18 already like the channel was built on the Lumix GH5.
3:43:20 Yeah.
3:43:20 And every year you were like it's[ __]
3:43:22 No, I think I I love that camera, but like it
3:43:24 you wanted to learn some camera stuff.
3:43:26 I just want to learn it.
3:43:26 Yeah,
3:43:27 that's fact.
3:43:27 But that one's great.
3:43:28 If you said uh it doesn't have a good autofocuser.
3:43:32 No.
3:43:32 But if it's a static image like a stream, it still has a really great picture.
3:43:37 Didn't I give you two?
3:43:38 You did.
3:43:39 One's above looking down at the uh crafts thing.
3:43:42 What do I get out of this?
3:43:43 Where's my back, Rob?
3:43:44 [laughter] I see.
3:43:45 I mean, did you did you need those cameras anymore?
3:43:49 Oh,
3:43:48 no.
3:43:49 He said, and I quote, I found this under my couch, Christian.
3:43:52 Here you are, son.
3:43:54 Do you did me um What about the fun JJ Eim?
3:43:57 What did would you use for that?
3:43:58 What camera was that when we did the commercial with you out in the woods?
3:44:01 Sony Alpha 1 M I.
3:44:03 Okay, that's a mouthful.
3:44:05 Is that within my budget?
3:44:07 No.
3:44:07 [laughter] $8,000 camera.
3:44:10 How much?
3:44:10 8,000
3:44:11 including the lens.
3:44:13 Probably more now cuz
3:44:14 is a chip shortage.
3:44:15 Chip shortage.
3:44:17 Wow.
3:44:17 They're good cameras though.
3:44:18 What is it?
3:44:19 That's my job and it's the best bit of equipment money can buy.
3:44:24 Wow.
3:44:23 Is the FX3 no longer good?
3:44:25 [clears throat]
3:44:25 No, that's pretty better for because it's on constantly.
3:44:29 It shoots 8K, but I've never tried.
3:44:32 Yeah, cuz cuz that one will overheat if you have that on 12 hours.
3:44:34 The FX3 is better cuz it's got built-in fans cuz it's a video camera.
3:44:38 Ah, but what is better?
3:44:41 Yeah, better image quality.
3:44:42 But obviously your needs,
3:44:44 my needs is the Lumix, a web Logitech 60 G62, whatever.
3:44:49 It's like I don't
3:44:50 __] hate that thing.
3:44:52 My first webcam that was streaming me, too,
3:44:54 cuz it was Amazon's like bestseller for like two decades, I think.
3:44:59 Yeah, it was.
3:45:00 And then Yeah, Chris is going to give me like a little
3:45:02 crash course like when I took your college class at Temple University.
3:45:05 That was fun.
3:45:06 8K is useless because 90% of people can't even play video play.
3:45:11 People don't understand why AK is useful.
3:45:12 So I I brought up two controversial topics, calories and 8K.
3:45:16 I don't know.
3:45:17 To be fair, I don't really use 8K,
3:45:19 but you can do things with a camera you can punch in on the sensor
3:45:22 and it basically means if I have a 16 to 35 mm lens,
3:45:25 I could crop in on the sensor, make it like a 16 to 50 mm lens.
3:45:29 Also, if you're recording 8K,
3:45:31 you can really punch it.
3:45:32 You can you can zoom in on the video and it's still 4K.
3:45:34 Like for example on wacky weekends sometimes if Colin
3:45:37 and I are having lunch we'll plop the camera down here
3:45:39 put on 8K and it means we're punching in and out
3:45:42 of us in the edit the quality is really good.
3:45:45 Ah just give a[ __] like that.
3:45:46 Yeah there there's definitely uses for it.
3:45:48 But the reason I got that camera is it's the best image quality.
3:45:52 The sense is better than the FX3.
3:45:54 Me watching on my 1080p monitor.
3:45:56 Hey look if it's filmed in 8K and downscale to 70p.
3:45:58 It'll still look great.
3:46:01 It'll still look really good.
3:46:02 I think that uh you guys look great when this this number keeps rising up.
3:46:07 626.
3:46:08 That looks great.
3:46:10 626.
3:46:10 We can get a 620.
3:46:12 628.
3:46:12 That's all I ask.
3:46:13 It's just such a small ask.
3:46:14 I asked for so little.
3:46:15 Such a small ask.
3:46:17 I don't bully me with 626.
3:46:19 I kind of want another coffee.
3:46:21 I want a ice coffee actually.
3:46:24 Want to order?
3:46:25 Yeah.
3:46:25 I think they're far away though.
3:46:27 So I think I'm going to wait till they kind of got the last gone.
3:46:30 No, no.
3:46:30 I'm okay.
3:46:31 Can't eat more.
3:46:32 You're enabling me.
3:46:33 Go eat your[ __] enabling me.
3:46:35 Who ordered that?
3:46:36 Do you want two iced coffees?
3:46:37 Uh, hot coffee.
3:46:38 Uh, hot coffee to iced coffee.
3:46:42 Thank you.
3:46:44 Um, I I'm not enabling you cuz I I'm enabling you if I wanted it.
3:46:51 But we're going to share them.
3:46:52 Did you Did you ask me?
3:46:55 Yeah.
3:46:55 [laughter]
3:46:56 You don't need to ask your friend.
3:46:57 We want to share the the spoils.
3:47:00 Oh,
3:47:05 thank you.
3:47:05 Thank you.
3:47:06 I appreciate that.
3:47:12 So, I'm not a big takyaki fan.
3:47:14 They're kind of okay.
3:47:16 I'm Yeah, the Japanese like C or B like Oh my god.
3:47:19 No,
3:47:19 it's really like it's got to be C.
3:47:22 Yeah.
3:47:22 I mean, no.
3:47:23 You You idiot.
3:47:25 I [laughter] might be.
3:47:25 Why am I an idiot?
3:47:26 Takoyaki is amazing.
3:47:27 M.
3:47:28 Oh my goodness.
3:47:29 Sell me on it.
3:47:30 What's so cool about it?
3:47:31 It's the You can taste 50 years of culture in your mouth.
3:47:35 [laughter] Mold.
3:47:38 You can taste the You can taste the glory of the postwar era.
3:47:41 What about okonami?
3:47:43 Sliced up the sort of satisfying crunchiness of the octopus.
3:47:46 The batter is crispy.
3:47:48 The flavor of the mayonnaise, the worst sauce, bonito flavor.
3:47:52 It's like the sea meets the streets.
3:47:55 It's[ __] delicious.
3:47:56 He meets the streets.
3:47:57 That might be the the greatest sales pitch I've ever heard.
3:48:00 The seas meet the streets.
3:48:01 Yeah, he did sell it.
3:48:02 He did sell.
3:48:03 That's pretty fire.
3:48:05 Um
3:48:05 it's like if the Little Mermaid was in Osaka.
3:48:07 Okay, that's not really doing it for me.
3:48:09 [laughter]
3:48:11 It's like if Jafar went to Gaste.
3:48:13 Now we're getting there.
3:48:15 So I guess um I've had it in Osaka like on the streets and you know it's just
3:48:21 You went to the wrong one.
3:48:23 You took me to like the best one you said and I tried it.
3:48:25 It was good.
3:48:26 Did we?
3:48:27 Yeah.
3:48:28 The one that is in like the CD area.
3:48:29 Oh yeah.
3:48:29 [clears throat]
3:48:30 It was good to be fair,
3:48:32 but it was still like best of Btier.
3:48:35 So would you say it's on your Would you consider I'll give an eight.
3:48:38 Okay.
3:48:38 Hold up.
3:48:38 Hold up.
3:48:39 Mount Mount Rushmore Japanese food.
3:48:40 So there's four four
3:48:42 four items.
3:48:43 What's the top?
3:48:47 Rushmore.
3:48:49 And
3:48:49 can we count ramen or no?
3:48:51 Or is that Chinese noodles?
3:48:53 I think it's been it's been adopted.
3:48:54 Yeah, it's been adopted.
3:48:55 It's like the hamburger to America.
3:48:56 I mean,
3:48:57 true.
3:48:57 Well, now yeah, I can't even argue.
3:48:59 Is that yours?
3:49:00 Yours or mine?
3:49:01 It's yours.
3:49:07 Okay, so let's see here.
3:49:08 Top four.
3:49:09 Sushi, ramen.
3:49:10 I'm Ramen's not even in my top four.
3:49:12 Top.
3:49:12 You need to get out.
3:49:13 Too old for ramen.
3:49:15 Tim ramen.
3:49:17 Yaki.
3:49:17 Okay.
3:49:17 Okay.
3:49:17 Wait.
3:49:18 Hold on.
3:49:18 There's four.
3:49:18 Okay.
3:49:18 First of all, let's Who going first?
3:49:20 Let me shout.
3:49:21 Sushi, ramen, tempura, yaktori.
3:49:24 Done.
3:49:25 [laughter]
3:49:26 All right.
3:49:26 What do you got, big man?
3:49:30 Unagi.
3:49:30 Unagi's on there.
3:49:32 The You know, that was a poor person's food.
3:49:34 So was lobster.
3:49:36 Oh, yeah.
3:49:36 That's true.
3:49:37 Did you know I went to a unagi place that they they haven't changed the
3:49:42 the sauce in 200 years?
3:49:46 Change perfection.
3:49:46 That's not It shouldn't be a sales point.
3:49:49 Well, it was.
3:49:49 And then we brought in the guy and we tested it like like the original
3:49:54 restaurant burned down and the grandfather like
3:49:56 carried the sauce out and they were like,
3:49:58 "We've saved it." And then I felt so bad
3:50:00 because they brought in a scientist from like Toadai.
3:50:02 And he was like, "Uh, well, according to science,
3:50:06 um, nothing lasts longer than a month.
3:50:07 So even if it was like this 200year sauce,
3:50:10 it like molecules ago." And the owner was like, "Ah,
3:50:15 well, [laughter] it's it it means a lot
3:50:18 to the family." [snorts] And I felt so bad for him.
3:50:22 And the guy [laughter] was like, "Yeah,
3:50:23 it's just a old sauce." And so, but like that's a great one.
3:50:27 Okay.
3:50:27 So, it's unagi.
3:50:29 Unagi give you viral powers.
3:50:33 Sushi.
3:50:32 It's got I like sushi a lot.
3:50:35 If I get a god tier one
3:50:40 tanyaki.
3:50:42 What?
3:50:41 You get a god tier tapanyaki.
3:50:43 Is too simple though.
3:50:45 Could be anyway.
3:50:45 Anyway,
3:50:46 you get everything though.
3:50:47 It's so good though when you get it right.
3:50:49 Whoa.
3:50:49 You don't you don't you don't like tapanyaki?
3:50:51 I do.
3:50:51 I just I've never had it so good that I'm like this is in my top four.
3:50:55 And then probably yaktori to finish it off.
3:50:58 Yakitori is just too good and it's so simple and like they just nailed that.
3:51:02 That's my favorite Japanese food.
3:51:03 And the place that I took you guys to, that place, he gets it right every time.
3:51:07 [snorts]
3:51:08 Boss man.
3:51:09 Oh, wait.
3:51:09 Which food type?
3:51:11 Yaktori.
3:51:11 Yeah, that place is good.
3:51:12 That guy gets it right.
3:51:13 He gets it right.
3:51:13 And not only that, he nails like the vegetable side, too.
3:51:16 The the mushroom.
3:51:17 Well, the mushrooms are like the best part.
3:51:18 The tofu, the fried
3:51:20 tofu is crazy.
3:51:20 That place is crazy.
3:51:21 You know, it's good when the the mushroom is somehow the star of the Yakin.
3:51:27 Timuto is great, though.
3:51:28 I think like they if you get a really good tempam that is that is S+ plus.
3:51:34 It used to be S+ for me and then I went to that place we go to in Kyoto
3:51:38 and it wasn't as good when I went last time and it kind of soured me on it.
3:51:41 That's cuz you went with me with the I set the bar too high.
3:51:44 Why would that have changed?
3:51:45 [laughter]
3:51:46 When you company it the flavors better.
3:51:50 I was wrong.
3:51:50 What was wrong?
3:51:52 It is extortionate.
3:51:53 It was like they upped the prices and then
3:51:55 I felt like it wasn't as good as I remember.
3:51:58 I had I had a bad experience there actually.
3:52:00 This is place in KTO that I usually go to.
3:52:02 The prices had gone up
3:52:04 but the staff like forgot my reservation and I took my parents
3:52:08 took my parents and I was like trying to impress them.
3:52:10 I was like reservation name is Roth and they were like no name under that name.
3:52:14 I was like well you definitely do cuz I paid
3:52:16 the reservation fee that was the greatest domestic product of K.
3:52:20 [laughter] And they were like really dicks about it.
3:52:22 Like this is like a[ __] top tier.
3:52:25 That restaurant as well.
3:52:26 It's a bit cheeky.
3:52:27 They charge
3:52:28 if you click English they charge you for a reservation fee
3:52:31 and if you're in Japanese doesn't charge you.
3:52:34 You can call up and just
3:52:35 But that's because they say a lot of foreign uh customers cancel the reservation