Apple, you can keep your MacBook Neo.
DankPods
0:02 Look, one thing does need to be said.
0:04 Apple's empowered stuff where like they've designed their own
0:07 chips to run out of their own garbage.
0:09 They're romper stompers.
0:10 This is my old M1 Max.
0:12 I can't believe it's half a decade old this year.
0:14 And I still use this.
0:16 It still smashes.
0:17 It truly is a beefy computer.
0:20 If I sound a little bit horse, I just got back from Canada.
0:23 It was so good meeting Bringing.
0:25 You've seen our collab video, right?
0:27 But with Apple now coming out with the Neo,
0:30 I you know the tech world sucks when Apple
0:32 is now the voice of reason on a cheap,
0:35 easy to get a hold of machine that doesn't stink.
0:37 Also, what?
0:38 Everyone should just get a MacBook now, huh?
0:39 They designed everything in house,
0:41 so it's the most efficient, the most everything.
0:42 Yeah, game over.
0:44 Apple's the only one left.
0:45 Well, it's called Mac OS.
0:48 And Mac OS is doing its death arc, right?
0:50 It's just started to roll over like this before
0:53 it does the big dive into the ground.
0:54 Microsoft Windows has already smashed into the ground and the only
0:58 things that are airborne are the fragments flying in all directions.
1:02 WINDOWS 10 WAS NEVER GOOD.
1:04 WELL, Mac OS has now started to do that dive.
1:07 Jeez, the last year's worth of updates,
1:09 these have been getting slower and [music] slower.
1:13 Like, you can almost feel that Apple were like,
1:15 "Whoops, we made the M1 too good.
1:18 Better start barking it so people think that they need to upgrade." I'm
1:21 now officially to the point where these aren't allowed on the internet anymore.
1:24 These make videos for me, right?
1:26 That's their main job.
1:28 And I'll happily just use them to 4K 60 edit stuff, send it onto a portable SSD,
1:33 put it in a Linux box, and upload it onto the internet that way.
1:36 Cuz seriously, I'm sick of watching these chug and I'm pausing the chuggage.
1:40 It's why you're not going to see a MacBook Neo video out of me.
1:42 It just feels like a dead end.
1:44 I don't see a future in Mac OS.
1:46 You know, I still need a personal laptop for myself.
1:50 And thankfully there's a company to the rescue.
1:53 [groaning] Look at this cutie patootie.
1:55 Huh?
1:56 It's dirty because I've been using it.
1:57 It really is a miserable time for tech.
1:59 Like please give us your kindest Toyota Corollances to just Gosh,
2:04 it is a miserable time.
2:05 I really hope you folks are open-minded
2:07 to me doing videos about nearly anything.
2:09 I'm so glad the ice snack video did well.
2:12 Oh, THERE'S STILL SOME.
2:14 YEAH, I TOUCHED IT.
2:14 CUZ IT IT'S ROUGH.
2:16 It's really rough.
2:17 There is not much to really look forward to at the moment,
2:19 but this thing is a shining light amongst
2:22 the murky farts smeloning eggy darkness that is modern tech.
2:27 What is this?
2:28 This is a framework 12.
2:30 And now, if you haven't heard of framework,
2:32 I I guess you don't watch much LT videos.
2:34 I mean, cuz that's how I learn about these things.
2:36 You know, Lionus is a personal investor.
2:38 And once I tell you their stick and what they're about,
2:40 you might actually get excited about tech.
2:43 At least this much of it.
2:44 Uh framework.
2:45 They've been very gradually increasing how many machines they make.
2:48 I think they're up to four.
2:49 They got three laptops, the 12, the 13, and the flagship 16.
2:53 And they do a desktop as well.
2:55 And the whole stick about it is not just repairability, but upgradability.
3:00 For instance, if you bought a flagship framework 16 years ago
3:03 and you see that they've come out with new chips to upgrade it,
3:06 you can buy the motherboard and just slot it straight in.
3:09 Boom.
3:09 Have it.
3:10 If you bought one and didn't get the extra graphics cuz you're like,
3:13 "Ah, I don't think I'll need it.
3:15 I'll see how far I get." And you went, "Whoopsie,
3:17 I really should have gotten the graphics." You can just buy it AND ADD IT.
3:21 BOOM.
3:21 YOU'VE GOT GRAPHICS.
3:22 Upgrade the storage.
3:23 Upgrade the RAM.
3:24 If it was a MacBook Neo, you have to bin it and get a whole other one.
3:28 And in these miserable times where nothing's affordable anymore,
3:31 it means you could buy secondhand storage, secondhand RAM.
3:35 You could pull apart your old machine to add it to your new one.
3:38 That's what makes building PCs just so,
3:41 you know, people call me an Apple fanboy.
3:43 It's just less worse than Microsoft.
3:45 Okay, I deface this for you.
3:48 I I f this thing.
3:49 And my empowered MacBooks are still cranking.
3:52 I mean, now that I've pulled the internet out of them and paused the rod,
3:55 I still need a new personal laptop.
3:57 The Gigabyte died.
3:59 And so, I took that money that I got back.
4:01 And look, spoilers, I do have a Framework 16,
4:04 but I need to sit with it for longer cuz you can do a lot of stuff with it.
4:07 and I got to work out all the angles.
4:08 But instead of a MacBook Pro and an iPad,
4:11 I got a Framework 16 and a Framework 12.
4:15 And it is just such a great looking machine.
4:18 Like the proportions, it's a bit chunk, but in such an endearing way.
4:23 It's plastic fantastic, but it's it's good plastic.
4:27 Like these edges are kind of like bumpers.
4:29 Like they're a little bit softer than the middle plastic.
4:32 And I really like the framework logo.
4:33 And yet on the bottom, I mean, why are these different colors?
4:37 Wait, we'll get we'll get to that.
4:38 Look at this.
4:39 They give you a little tool, huh?
4:40 It's even got a mag in it in it.
4:42 Not only do they encourage you to pop this baby open,
4:45 it's actually a requirement when you get the DIY version.
4:48 Ready?
4:49 Reveal.
4:50 It's just a laptop in it.
4:51 It's [laughter] like big deal.
4:53 But watch this.
4:54 I've undone those screws.
4:55 You grab it here and off it comes.
4:59 You're under the bonnet, mate.
5:00 We're in the gutty works.
5:02 Look, pin connectors.
5:04 Genius.
5:04 You just clack it on and it works.
5:06 Everything's got pull tabs.
5:08 It's designed to be pulled apart.
5:10 What's this?
5:12 That's the RAM, baby.
5:13 If I want more RAM, and I won't need more RAM.
5:15 This is 16 gigs.
5:16 Stick it in.
5:17 Clack it down.
5:18 Flip this flat back like it says.
5:21 Oh, that's where the storage goes.
5:23 You notice there's no storage in it.
5:25 And uh we'll get to that in a little bit, but that is where that goes.
5:29 Look, you can upgrade the Wi-Fi.
5:30 Okay, I love that the cooling fan has got the the Framework logo on it.
5:33 Look, you can swap the speakers out if you ever blow them up.
5:36 There's the headphone jack.
5:38 They want you to be able to pop
5:39 it open and just replace every single little bit.
5:43 Uh, ready.
5:45 Keyboard's back on.
5:46 You just do up the screws.
5:47 Magical.
5:48 This is just so much fun.
5:51 This is exactly what I want from a laptop.
5:54 Uh, does your MacBook Neo have 1, two, three, four different ports?
6:00 Huh?
6:01 Didn't think so.
6:02 And why are these different colors?
6:04 Well, let me just uh clack them out.
6:08 [laughter] These are just modules.
6:10 You can slide in whatever you want.
6:12 If you want all the USBs on one side and just
6:15 like display outputs on the other side, you can do that.
6:18 What is this?
6:18 A blanking plate.
6:19 Is that just to cover up one of the holes?
6:21 No.
6:22 I'll get to that in a bit.
6:23 The range of stuff you can get is insane.
6:25 I mean, you can get hecking fun colored USBC ones.
6:28 Uh, HDMI out.
6:30 How many do you want?
6:31 Uh, does your MacBook Neo have display port?
6:35 DISPLAY PORT?
6:36 THAT'S AMAZING.
6:37 Full size SD card.
6:39 You can get micro SD ones, but I went for the full size SD one because,
6:43 you know, you can just use an adapter and do it.
6:45 And this one, Ethernet.
6:48 Doesn't that look like it's meant to plug into like a Nintendo 64?
6:51 I love it.
6:52 And there's no magic here.
6:54 They're just USBC dongles.
6:56 You can use them with anything.
6:57 I've used this with my MacBook Pro.
7:00 Yeah, my MacBook Pro has display output.
7:03 These are just fantastic dongles on their own.
7:05 See, they protrude out a little bit extra.
7:08 And all these are is just special bays,
7:10 so they go clink and they don't go anywhere.
7:12 As I said, you can have your USBs over on that side.
7:15 Maybe that one's orange cuz it's fun, you know.
7:17 And then I've got Ethernet and stinking display port.
7:20 Or maybe I'll replace that with a USBA.
7:22 Maybe I just want USBA in that.
7:24 They take seconds to flick out.
7:26 So you can just have like a jacket pocket full of these things.
7:29 At any point you can just flip them out, put them in.
7:31 There's nothing stopping you from just like double doinking them up.
7:35 It's so good.
7:37 This is such a good idea.
7:39 And um yeah, this blank one, what this is is a 1 TBTE module.
7:44 It's just a little portable SSD in a framework doink.
7:47 The reason why I got it was cuz the price I
7:49 asking for a terabytes worth of SSD storage was strangely reasonable.
7:53 They had it discounted.
7:55 Look, you just lock them in.
7:56 There you go.
7:57 Headed to my phone jack.
7:59 Power button right there.
8:00 There you go.
8:01 See, there's your power light grills for your speakers.
8:04 And I love this hinge.
8:05 Look, you can go all the way flat.
8:08 [laughter] Okay.
8:10 Oh no, my friend framework.
8:13 Oh yeah, mate.
8:14 She's running Bzite.
8:15 Uh, which upsets hardcore Linux people because everything does.
8:19 And to that I just say, can you folks just chill out?
8:22 You've already got your complicated distros where you can
8:24 get to the kernel and muck around with it.
8:26 You know, festivists for the rest of us.
8:28 All right.
8:29 I couldn't care about the OS.
8:31 I just want to do things on the OS.
8:32 Oh, let's get some lights off.
8:34 Oh my god.
8:36 Uh, it's a laptop in it.
8:38 It's only a 12-in screen, but you know, it's how you use it.
8:41 So, the magical thing about Bazite is they have a framework option, right?
8:45 They're in cahoots.
8:46 They like you can select that you're using a framework machine.
8:50 I mean, Bazard does a fantastic job
8:52 at telling you what your machine actually is.
8:53 I love that it says it's a framework 12.
8:55 And yeah, look, this is only a 13th gen i3.
9:00 This is the least powerful one you can get.
9:02 Uh, it's it's because of how I want to use this thing.
9:04 Like, the i5 was only a little bit more powerful,
9:07 and I I just don't really need it, to be honest.
9:09 It's only got the Intel graphics, the inbuilt one.
9:12 You know, it's it's what it is.
9:14 I mean, it's pretty crazy what the integrated graphics on an i3,
9:20 you know, like a 13th gen that came out several years ago.
9:24 And like [laughter] this is on a laptop,
9:27 a little borus one you can build yourself.
9:29 It gets a little bit chuggy, but like it's not a gaming machine.
9:33 But you should see this thing run roller coaster tycoon.
9:36 I I mean it.
9:36 Watch out, cyclist.
9:37 Oh dear.
9:38 Oh.
9:38 Oh dear.
9:39 So, um, this amazing hinge, uh, it doesn't end there cuz watch this.
9:44 You flip it right onto itself.
9:45 It's now a tablet.
9:47 And look, it even auto formats like the screen.
9:50 And like, based out.
9:52 And look, the back does nothing now.
9:55 It turns that off.
9:56 And you're ready.
9:56 You can option it with a stylus that matches it.
9:59 I had to get the green one.
10:01 And it's capacitive.
10:03 So, if you get close to the screen, like the mouse pointer will follow it,
10:06 and then you touch to click to confirm, but you can just use it like this.
10:10 You can just touch the screen.
10:11 You don't have to use the stylus.
10:12 It's surprisingly accurate.
10:15 And that's how this thing is my iPad substitute.
10:18 It is a tablet.
10:19 And we can all agree that um iPad OS is one of the worst OSs ever created.
10:23 Just one rung under like Windows 11.
10:26 I don't use my iPads anymore.
10:27 They can't do anything.
10:29 They're borderline useless.
10:30 And this is a full functioning machine.
10:32 While I was in the hotel room, I loved watching content on it like this.
10:36 I'd stand it up and just watch the screen like
10:39 that and then it can just breathe out the top without cooking itself.
10:42 Well, hot dingus.
10:44 This thing is seeming like one of the greatest machines
10:46 ever conceived with no downsides at all, which is a lie.
10:50 There's there's honestly plenty of downsides.
10:52 Uh cost.
10:54 Um mate, the MacBook Neo is an insane price.
10:58 Way more power than this thing.
10:59 A way better screen than this thing.
11:01 better trackpad, better keyboard, and it's like this thin for less money.
11:06 Gosh, the siren song to go Mac OS nowadays is so loud.
11:10 Speaking of loud, these fans, this isn't an ARM processor, it's x86.
11:15 And um even though it's a lower powered little donk snug,
11:18 my goodness, it gets toasty.
11:21 It gets warm.
11:22 And it's interesting because that's the exhaust and that's the intake.
11:26 And so I guess it would be getting on its own supply a little bit,
11:30 but then also it means the bottom can be completely flat.
11:33 And so it actually couches and sits on a bed quite well.
11:36 Woo!
11:37 That storage module's getting hot cuz I'm running the whole machine through it.
11:40 Why am I running the whole machine through it?
11:42 I could just put an SSD into it.
11:44 Well, the SSD this thing takes is a 2230, which is a little bonkers tiny one.
11:50 That's one that basically no one has in stock because
11:53 it's one of the most useless forms of SSD storage.
11:57 It's perfectly chromulent as a storage medium, but it's just not popular.
12:02 You know, you're not going to find people using them as much.
12:04 Like an idiot, I didn't read the fine print when I spec this thing out.
12:07 And I was like, I got heaps of M.2s.
12:09 I I don't need to get more storage.
12:11 I'll utilize the stuff I've already got.
12:12 And yeah, I popped this open, realized it needed that one.
12:16 I didn't have it, but thankfully I did order this 1
12:18 TB module and it lets me boot straight out of it.
12:21 And so that's why I'm using that.
12:23 Uh the display on this guy, you know,
12:25 it's got the touchcreen and it's fully replaceable
12:27 and all that, but it is only 108060,
12:31 which is what we'd call bare minimums nowadays.
12:34 I'm fine with it.
12:35 What I want to use this for, which is like note takingaking,
12:38 uh when I'm making videos, I can just have like dot points to the side of me.
12:42 you know, my framework 16 is going to be
12:44 the mothership and this is going to be the support nug,
12:46 which is basically what an iPad is to a MacBook.
12:49 But if you really care about like really crazy vibrant displays and whatnot,
12:53 you know, this this isn't it.
12:55 MacBooks have some of the greatest speakers ever fitted to laptops.
12:58 You know, if that offends you, sorry, not sorry, but it's true.
13:02 MacBooks have insane speakers.
13:04 Most of my videos are edited straight out of them on the trackpad.
13:07 You're not going to do that with this.
13:09 They're kind of quiet.
13:10 They're they're just very mid.
13:12 Um, the keyboard's not bad.
13:14 Trackpad's not bad.
13:15 You know, the MacBook Neo is going to absolutely thrash this thing.
13:18 But I don't give a stinking stink.
13:21 I feel like I actually own this thing.
13:23 Um, if framework people are watching, uh,
13:26 what I would really love as an upgrade path,
13:28 if you do actually have an ARM powered processor, like one of the Qualcomm ones,
13:33 and you could sell it as like a a replacement motherboard,
13:36 and I can slot that baby into here and just
13:38 have ARM computing that would lift this thing so much.
13:41 I still love the little 13th gen i3.
13:44 There's something fun about having a slightly borky computer
13:47 in this world where everything wants to be as fast as possible.
13:49 It's very grounding and honestly, it works fine.
13:52 But the fact that there is the possibility of an upgrade path
13:56 to a completely different processor architecture and you
13:59 can just slot it straight in, mate.
14:01 Oh, and um this isn't magnetic and it just plugs in via like a regular whatever.
14:05 So, it's a little bit clunky with the flat spot.
14:07 You're kind of hoping that it [music] would like stick to it,
14:10 but as far as I can work out, it it doesn't.
14:12 You know, it's just something that just comes with you in the bag,
14:15 which isn't that big of a deal because
14:17 you're probably bringing a whole bunch of these anyway,
14:19 which are the most magical dingle dongles I've ever used,
14:22 and literally can work with anything.
14:25 So, the title of my video still isn't a lie.
14:27 You can keep your fancy MacBook Neo,
14:29 cuz this feels like a machine that's got a future.
14:32 It's running Linux in a fully repairable chassis that has upgradability.
14:36 Uh here in Australia,
14:37 I did manage to find some 2230s
14:40 and amazingly they're [music] at the pre-inflated price.
14:42 Probably cuz no one's buying those 2230s, you know.
14:45 So got really lucky there and at some point
14:48 I'm going to pop it open and slot one in.
14:50 But once that's done, honestly, this is a fantastic little nug.
14:54 You know, I want to cook something in the kitchen and I I got the recipe up.
14:57 I can just stand it up like a like a tent
14:59 like this and it's so easy just to read the screen.
15:02 It can blow all the heat it wants out of you.
15:04 the fact that it is just a touchpad and I can just like walk around
15:07 and scribble stuff on it and make
15:09 quick handwritten notes effectively even without the stylus.
15:12 This is just a bonus.
15:13 You can just use your finger.
15:15 It works really well.
15:16 And um these frameworks come in more fun colors than the Neo.
15:19 Anyway, I'm going to get one for my mom.
15:20 I'm going to get the bubble gum one.
15:21 It's going to be sweet.
15:22 And I love that these dongles work with anything.
15:25 This thing was a lifesaver on my trip.
15:27 I wanted to watch season 2 of 30 Rock and I wanted
15:30 to just buy it on YouTube and just have it like on my machine.
15:33 And then Google wanted my government ID for that despite the fact
15:36 you can watch raw police camera footage of people just being right.
15:40 That's not an issue.
15:41 And the fact that my Google account is old enough TO HAVE A CAR LICENSE.
15:45 I told them to stick it up them sideways.
15:47 I brought my Apple Superdrive and brought DVDs
15:50 to watch and then just binge watched Trailer Park Boys.
15:53 Maybe my most favorite show of all time now.
15:55 Propane.
15:56 Propane.
15:57 Time to start the flame.
15:59 Ricky ruined my life.
16:00 Julian.
16:01 And I forgot to bring an A TOC dongle
16:03 for my MacBook and I had one and it [music] worked perfectly.
16:06 You know, Modern Tech's really doing a death arc where
16:09 going back to DVDs felt like a massive level up.
16:12 No login, no internet.
16:13 Disc went in.
16:14 I was watching it.
16:15 So if you if you haven't [laughter] seen this show, it's incredible.
16:19 I mean, I had to understand my Canadian
16:20 culture and proof that I actually was in Canada.
16:22 Where else would I get Wayne Gretzky socks, you know?
16:25 So yeah, modern tech is miserable.
16:26 And yeah, I really hope you're openminded
16:28 to all sorts of videos on this channel.
16:30 I mean, I got heaps of tech stuff.
16:31 Yeah.
16:32 But, you know, I'm just going to go for some stuff now.
16:34 I'm through having like the fastest, most whatever computer.
16:37 Now, it's about stability and privacy.
16:40 And frameworks run a Linux do that.
16:43 Are there faster laptops for less money?
16:45 You stinking bet you.
16:46 But what a magical buttery middle zone of repairability and accessibility.
16:52 And you know, you find a budget nug
16:53 with four USBC ports that could be turned into anything.
16:56 So, go on give them a smell.
16:58 G give it a go.
16:59 Like I'm loving this thing.
17:01 And that's it.
17:02 Thank you so much for watching.
17:03 Huge shanks names are here.
17:05 These are my $10 floaties.
17:06 You folks are the greatest.
17:08 There's 1,200 videos on my float plane.
17:11 1,200 videos.
17:13 Two bucks 80 to get the cheap option and you
17:16 could just have all of you can download them as well.
17:18 Anything to get people in [music] there.
17:20 Really, really thank you.
17:21 Like I don't have sponsors.
17:22 I, you know, I bought all this stuff myself and that's how
17:25 I like to do it and you folks help me do it.
17:28 Um, and you know what, mate?
17:29 I I'll uh I'll see you all next time.
17:33 Well, it's nice coming back from Canada just to see
17:36 that face because I'm never going to see that snoot again.
17:43 Frank, Frank, are you awake?
17:45 I I can't tell.