Apple, you can keep your MacBook Neo.

Apple, you can keep your MacBook Neo.

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0:02 Look, one thing does need to be said.

0:04 Apple's empowered stuff where like they've designed their own

0:07 chips to run out of their own garbage.

0:09 They're romper stompers.

0:10 This is my old M1 Max.

0:12 I can't believe it's half a decade old this year.

0:14 And I still use this.

0:16 It still smashes.

0:17 It truly is a beefy computer.

0:20 If I sound a little bit horse, I just got back from Canada.

0:23 It was so good meeting Bringing.

0:25 You've seen our collab video, right?

0:27 But with Apple now coming out with the Neo,

0:30 I you know the tech world sucks when Apple

0:32 is now the voice of reason on a cheap,

0:35 easy to get a hold of machine that doesn't stink.

0:37 Also, what?

0:38 Everyone should just get a MacBook now, huh?

0:39 They designed everything in house,

0:41 so it's the most efficient, the most everything.

0:42 Yeah, game over.

0:44 Apple's the only one left.

0:45 Well, it's called Mac OS.

0:48 And Mac OS is doing its death arc, right?

0:50 It's just started to roll over like this before

0:53 it does the big dive into the ground.

0:54 Microsoft Windows has already smashed into the ground and the only

0:58 things that are airborne are the fragments flying in all directions.

1:02 WINDOWS 10 WAS NEVER GOOD.

1:04 WELL, Mac OS has now started to do that dive.

1:07 Jeez, the last year's worth of updates,

1:09 these have been getting slower and [music] slower.

1:13 Like, you can almost feel that Apple were like,

1:15 "Whoops, we made the M1 too good.

1:18 Better start barking it so people think that they need to upgrade." I'm

1:21 now officially to the point where these aren't allowed on the internet anymore.

1:24 These make videos for me, right?

1:26 That's their main job.

1:28 And I'll happily just use them to 4K 60 edit stuff, send it onto a portable SSD,

1:33 put it in a Linux box, and upload it onto the internet that way.

1:36 Cuz seriously, I'm sick of watching these chug and I'm pausing the chuggage.

1:40 It's why you're not going to see a MacBook Neo video out of me.

1:42 It just feels like a dead end.

1:44 I don't see a future in Mac OS.

1:46 You know, I still need a personal laptop for myself.

1:50 And thankfully there's a company to the rescue.

1:53 [groaning] Look at this cutie patootie.

1:55 Huh?

1:56 It's dirty because I've been using it.

1:57 It really is a miserable time for tech.

1:59 Like please give us your kindest Toyota Corollances to just Gosh,

2:04 it is a miserable time.

2:05 I really hope you folks are open-minded

2:07 to me doing videos about nearly anything.

2:09 I'm so glad the ice snack video did well.

2:12 Oh, THERE'S STILL SOME.

2:14 YEAH, I TOUCHED IT.

2:14 CUZ IT IT'S ROUGH.

2:16 It's really rough.

2:17 There is not much to really look forward to at the moment,

2:19 but this thing is a shining light amongst

2:22 the murky farts smeloning eggy darkness that is modern tech.

2:27 What is this?

2:28 This is a framework 12.

2:30 And now, if you haven't heard of framework,

2:32 I I guess you don't watch much LT videos.

2:34 I mean, cuz that's how I learn about these things.

2:36 You know, Lionus is a personal investor.

2:38 And once I tell you their stick and what they're about,

2:40 you might actually get excited about tech.

2:43 At least this much of it.

2:44 Uh framework.

2:45 They've been very gradually increasing how many machines they make.

2:48 I think they're up to four.

2:49 They got three laptops, the 12, the 13, and the flagship 16.

2:53 And they do a desktop as well.

2:55 And the whole stick about it is not just repairability, but upgradability.

3:00 For instance, if you bought a flagship framework 16 years ago

3:03 and you see that they've come out with new chips to upgrade it,

3:06 you can buy the motherboard and just slot it straight in.

3:09 Boom.

3:09 Have it.

3:10 If you bought one and didn't get the extra graphics cuz you're like,

3:13 "Ah, I don't think I'll need it.

3:15 I'll see how far I get." And you went, "Whoopsie,

3:17 I really should have gotten the graphics." You can just buy it AND ADD IT.

3:21 BOOM.

3:21 YOU'VE GOT GRAPHICS.

3:22 Upgrade the storage.

3:23 Upgrade the RAM.

3:24 If it was a MacBook Neo, you have to bin it and get a whole other one.

3:28 And in these miserable times where nothing's affordable anymore,

3:31 it means you could buy secondhand storage, secondhand RAM.

3:35 You could pull apart your old machine to add it to your new one.

3:38 That's what makes building PCs just so,

3:41 you know, people call me an Apple fanboy.

3:43 It's just less worse than Microsoft.

3:45 Okay, I deface this for you.

3:48 I I f this thing.

3:49 And my empowered MacBooks are still cranking.

3:52 I mean, now that I've pulled the internet out of them and paused the rod,

3:55 I still need a new personal laptop.

3:57 The Gigabyte died.

3:59 And so, I took that money that I got back.

4:01 And look, spoilers, I do have a Framework 16,

4:04 but I need to sit with it for longer cuz you can do a lot of stuff with it.

4:07 and I got to work out all the angles.

4:08 But instead of a MacBook Pro and an iPad,

4:11 I got a Framework 16 and a Framework 12.

4:15 And it is just such a great looking machine.

4:18 Like the proportions, it's a bit chunk, but in such an endearing way.

4:23 It's plastic fantastic, but it's it's good plastic.

4:27 Like these edges are kind of like bumpers.

4:29 Like they're a little bit softer than the middle plastic.

4:32 And I really like the framework logo.

4:33 And yet on the bottom, I mean, why are these different colors?

4:37 Wait, we'll get we'll get to that.

4:38 Look at this.

4:39 They give you a little tool, huh?

4:40 It's even got a mag in it in it.

4:42 Not only do they encourage you to pop this baby open,

4:45 it's actually a requirement when you get the DIY version.

4:48 Ready?

4:49 Reveal.

4:50 It's just a laptop in it.

4:51 It's [laughter] like big deal.

4:53 But watch this.

4:54 I've undone those screws.

4:55 You grab it here and off it comes.

4:59 You're under the bonnet, mate.

5:00 We're in the gutty works.

5:02 Look, pin connectors.

5:04 Genius.

5:04 You just clack it on and it works.

5:06 Everything's got pull tabs.

5:08 It's designed to be pulled apart.

5:10 What's this?

5:12 That's the RAM, baby.

5:13 If I want more RAM, and I won't need more RAM.

5:15 This is 16 gigs.

5:16 Stick it in.

5:17 Clack it down.

5:18 Flip this flat back like it says.

5:21 Oh, that's where the storage goes.

5:23 You notice there's no storage in it.

5:25 And uh we'll get to that in a little bit, but that is where that goes.

5:29 Look, you can upgrade the Wi-Fi.

5:30 Okay, I love that the cooling fan has got the the Framework logo on it.

5:33 Look, you can swap the speakers out if you ever blow them up.

5:36 There's the headphone jack.

5:38 They want you to be able to pop

5:39 it open and just replace every single little bit.

5:43 Uh, ready.

5:45 Keyboard's back on.

5:46 You just do up the screws.

5:47 Magical.

5:48 This is just so much fun.

5:51 This is exactly what I want from a laptop.

5:54 Uh, does your MacBook Neo have 1, two, three, four different ports?

6:00 Huh?

6:01 Didn't think so.

6:02 And why are these different colors?

6:04 Well, let me just uh clack them out.

6:08 [laughter] These are just modules.

6:10 You can slide in whatever you want.

6:12 If you want all the USBs on one side and just

6:15 like display outputs on the other side, you can do that.

6:18 What is this?

6:18 A blanking plate.

6:19 Is that just to cover up one of the holes?

6:21 No.

6:22 I'll get to that in a bit.

6:23 The range of stuff you can get is insane.

6:25 I mean, you can get hecking fun colored USBC ones.

6:28 Uh, HDMI out.

6:30 How many do you want?

6:31 Uh, does your MacBook Neo have display port?

6:35 DISPLAY PORT?

6:36 THAT'S AMAZING.

6:37 Full size SD card.

6:39 You can get micro SD ones, but I went for the full size SD one because,

6:43 you know, you can just use an adapter and do it.

6:45 And this one, Ethernet.

6:48 Doesn't that look like it's meant to plug into like a Nintendo 64?

6:51 I love it.

6:52 And there's no magic here.

6:54 They're just USBC dongles.

6:56 You can use them with anything.

6:57 I've used this with my MacBook Pro.

7:00 Yeah, my MacBook Pro has display output.

7:03 These are just fantastic dongles on their own.

7:05 See, they protrude out a little bit extra.

7:08 And all these are is just special bays,

7:10 so they go clink and they don't go anywhere.

7:12 As I said, you can have your USBs over on that side.

7:15 Maybe that one's orange cuz it's fun, you know.

7:17 And then I've got Ethernet and stinking display port.

7:20 Or maybe I'll replace that with a USBA.

7:22 Maybe I just want USBA in that.

7:24 They take seconds to flick out.

7:26 So you can just have like a jacket pocket full of these things.

7:29 At any point you can just flip them out, put them in.

7:31 There's nothing stopping you from just like double doinking them up.

7:35 It's so good.

7:37 This is such a good idea.

7:39 And um yeah, this blank one, what this is is a 1 TBTE module.

7:44 It's just a little portable SSD in a framework doink.

7:47 The reason why I got it was cuz the price I

7:49 asking for a terabytes worth of SSD storage was strangely reasonable.

7:53 They had it discounted.

7:55 Look, you just lock them in.

7:56 There you go.

7:57 Headed to my phone jack.

7:59 Power button right there.

8:00 There you go.

8:01 See, there's your power light grills for your speakers.

8:04 And I love this hinge.

8:05 Look, you can go all the way flat.

8:08 [laughter] Okay.

8:10 Oh no, my friend framework.

8:13 Oh yeah, mate.

8:14 She's running Bzite.

8:15 Uh, which upsets hardcore Linux people because everything does.

8:19 And to that I just say, can you folks just chill out?

8:22 You've already got your complicated distros where you can

8:24 get to the kernel and muck around with it.

8:26 You know, festivists for the rest of us.

8:28 All right.

8:29 I couldn't care about the OS.

8:31 I just want to do things on the OS.

8:32 Oh, let's get some lights off.

8:34 Oh my god.

8:36 Uh, it's a laptop in it.

8:38 It's only a 12-in screen, but you know, it's how you use it.

8:41 So, the magical thing about Bazite is they have a framework option, right?

8:45 They're in cahoots.

8:46 They like you can select that you're using a framework machine.

8:50 I mean, Bazard does a fantastic job

8:52 at telling you what your machine actually is.

8:53 I love that it says it's a framework 12.

8:55 And yeah, look, this is only a 13th gen i3.

9:00 This is the least powerful one you can get.

9:02 Uh, it's it's because of how I want to use this thing.

9:04 Like, the i5 was only a little bit more powerful,

9:07 and I I just don't really need it, to be honest.

9:09 It's only got the Intel graphics, the inbuilt one.

9:12 You know, it's it's what it is.

9:14 I mean, it's pretty crazy what the integrated graphics on an i3,

9:20 you know, like a 13th gen that came out several years ago.

9:24 And like [laughter] this is on a laptop,

9:27 a little borus one you can build yourself.

9:29 It gets a little bit chuggy, but like it's not a gaming machine.

9:33 But you should see this thing run roller coaster tycoon.

9:36 I I mean it.

9:36 Watch out, cyclist.

9:37 Oh dear.

9:38 Oh.

9:38 Oh dear.

9:39 So, um, this amazing hinge, uh, it doesn't end there cuz watch this.

9:44 You flip it right onto itself.

9:45 It's now a tablet.

9:47 And look, it even auto formats like the screen.

9:50 And like, based out.

9:52 And look, the back does nothing now.

9:55 It turns that off.

9:56 And you're ready.

9:56 You can option it with a stylus that matches it.

9:59 I had to get the green one.

10:01 And it's capacitive.

10:03 So, if you get close to the screen, like the mouse pointer will follow it,

10:06 and then you touch to click to confirm, but you can just use it like this.

10:10 You can just touch the screen.

10:11 You don't have to use the stylus.

10:12 It's surprisingly accurate.

10:15 And that's how this thing is my iPad substitute.

10:18 It is a tablet.

10:19 And we can all agree that um iPad OS is one of the worst OSs ever created.

10:23 Just one rung under like Windows 11.

10:26 I don't use my iPads anymore.

10:27 They can't do anything.

10:29 They're borderline useless.

10:30 And this is a full functioning machine.

10:32 While I was in the hotel room, I loved watching content on it like this.

10:36 I'd stand it up and just watch the screen like

10:39 that and then it can just breathe out the top without cooking itself.

10:42 Well, hot dingus.

10:44 This thing is seeming like one of the greatest machines

10:46 ever conceived with no downsides at all, which is a lie.

10:50 There's there's honestly plenty of downsides.

10:52 Uh cost.

10:54 Um mate, the MacBook Neo is an insane price.

10:58 Way more power than this thing.

10:59 A way better screen than this thing.

11:01 better trackpad, better keyboard, and it's like this thin for less money.

11:06 Gosh, the siren song to go Mac OS nowadays is so loud.

11:10 Speaking of loud, these fans, this isn't an ARM processor, it's x86.

11:15 And um even though it's a lower powered little donk snug,

11:18 my goodness, it gets toasty.

11:21 It gets warm.

11:22 And it's interesting because that's the exhaust and that's the intake.

11:26 And so I guess it would be getting on its own supply a little bit,

11:30 but then also it means the bottom can be completely flat.

11:33 And so it actually couches and sits on a bed quite well.

11:36 Woo!

11:37 That storage module's getting hot cuz I'm running the whole machine through it.

11:40 Why am I running the whole machine through it?

11:42 I could just put an SSD into it.

11:44 Well, the SSD this thing takes is a 2230, which is a little bonkers tiny one.

11:50 That's one that basically no one has in stock because

11:53 it's one of the most useless forms of SSD storage.

11:57 It's perfectly chromulent as a storage medium, but it's just not popular.

12:02 You know, you're not going to find people using them as much.

12:04 Like an idiot, I didn't read the fine print when I spec this thing out.

12:07 And I was like, I got heaps of M.2s.

12:09 I I don't need to get more storage.

12:11 I'll utilize the stuff I've already got.

12:12 And yeah, I popped this open, realized it needed that one.

12:16 I didn't have it, but thankfully I did order this 1

12:18 TB module and it lets me boot straight out of it.

12:21 And so that's why I'm using that.

12:23 Uh the display on this guy, you know,

12:25 it's got the touchcreen and it's fully replaceable

12:27 and all that, but it is only 108060,

12:31 which is what we'd call bare minimums nowadays.

12:34 I'm fine with it.

12:35 What I want to use this for, which is like note takingaking,

12:38 uh when I'm making videos, I can just have like dot points to the side of me.

12:42 you know, my framework 16 is going to be

12:44 the mothership and this is going to be the support nug,

12:46 which is basically what an iPad is to a MacBook.

12:49 But if you really care about like really crazy vibrant displays and whatnot,

12:53 you know, this this isn't it.

12:55 MacBooks have some of the greatest speakers ever fitted to laptops.

12:58 You know, if that offends you, sorry, not sorry, but it's true.

13:02 MacBooks have insane speakers.

13:04 Most of my videos are edited straight out of them on the trackpad.

13:07 You're not going to do that with this.

13:09 They're kind of quiet.

13:10 They're they're just very mid.

13:12 Um, the keyboard's not bad.

13:14 Trackpad's not bad.

13:15 You know, the MacBook Neo is going to absolutely thrash this thing.

13:18 But I don't give a stinking stink.

13:21 I feel like I actually own this thing.

13:23 Um, if framework people are watching, uh,

13:26 what I would really love as an upgrade path,

13:28 if you do actually have an ARM powered processor, like one of the Qualcomm ones,

13:33 and you could sell it as like a a replacement motherboard,

13:36 and I can slot that baby into here and just

13:38 have ARM computing that would lift this thing so much.

13:41 I still love the little 13th gen i3.

13:44 There's something fun about having a slightly borky computer

13:47 in this world where everything wants to be as fast as possible.

13:49 It's very grounding and honestly, it works fine.

13:52 But the fact that there is the possibility of an upgrade path

13:56 to a completely different processor architecture and you

13:59 can just slot it straight in, mate.

14:01 Oh, and um this isn't magnetic and it just plugs in via like a regular whatever.

14:05 So, it's a little bit clunky with the flat spot.

14:07 You're kind of hoping that it [music] would like stick to it,

14:10 but as far as I can work out, it it doesn't.

14:12 You know, it's just something that just comes with you in the bag,

14:15 which isn't that big of a deal because

14:17 you're probably bringing a whole bunch of these anyway,

14:19 which are the most magical dingle dongles I've ever used,

14:22 and literally can work with anything.

14:25 So, the title of my video still isn't a lie.

14:27 You can keep your fancy MacBook Neo,

14:29 cuz this feels like a machine that's got a future.

14:32 It's running Linux in a fully repairable chassis that has upgradability.

14:36 Uh here in Australia,

14:37 I did manage to find some 2230s

14:40 and amazingly they're [music] at the pre-inflated price.

14:42 Probably cuz no one's buying those 2230s, you know.

14:45 So got really lucky there and at some point

14:48 I'm going to pop it open and slot one in.

14:50 But once that's done, honestly, this is a fantastic little nug.

14:54 You know, I want to cook something in the kitchen and I I got the recipe up.

14:57 I can just stand it up like a like a tent

14:59 like this and it's so easy just to read the screen.

15:02 It can blow all the heat it wants out of you.

15:04 the fact that it is just a touchpad and I can just like walk around

15:07 and scribble stuff on it and make

15:09 quick handwritten notes effectively even without the stylus.

15:12 This is just a bonus.

15:13 You can just use your finger.

15:15 It works really well.

15:16 And um these frameworks come in more fun colors than the Neo.

15:19 Anyway, I'm going to get one for my mom.

15:20 I'm going to get the bubble gum one.

15:21 It's going to be sweet.

15:22 And I love that these dongles work with anything.

15:25 This thing was a lifesaver on my trip.

15:27 I wanted to watch season 2 of 30 Rock and I wanted

15:30 to just buy it on YouTube and just have it like on my machine.

15:33 And then Google wanted my government ID for that despite the fact

15:36 you can watch raw police camera footage of people just being right.

15:40 That's not an issue.

15:41 And the fact that my Google account is old enough TO HAVE A CAR LICENSE.

15:45 I told them to stick it up them sideways.

15:47 I brought my Apple Superdrive and brought DVDs

15:50 to watch and then just binge watched Trailer Park Boys.

15:53 Maybe my most favorite show of all time now.

15:55 Propane.

15:56 Propane.

15:57 Time to start the flame.

15:59 Ricky ruined my life.

16:00 Julian.

16:01 And I forgot to bring an A TOC dongle

16:03 for my MacBook and I had one and it [music] worked perfectly.

16:06 You know, Modern Tech's really doing a death arc where

16:09 going back to DVDs felt like a massive level up.

16:12 No login, no internet.

16:13 Disc went in.

16:14 I was watching it.

16:15 So if you if you haven't [laughter] seen this show, it's incredible.

16:19 I mean, I had to understand my Canadian

16:20 culture and proof that I actually was in Canada.

16:22 Where else would I get Wayne Gretzky socks, you know?

16:25 So yeah, modern tech is miserable.

16:26 And yeah, I really hope you're openminded

16:28 to all sorts of videos on this channel.

16:30 I mean, I got heaps of tech stuff.

16:31 Yeah.

16:32 But, you know, I'm just going to go for some stuff now.

16:34 I'm through having like the fastest, most whatever computer.

16:37 Now, it's about stability and privacy.

16:40 And frameworks run a Linux do that.

16:43 Are there faster laptops for less money?

16:45 You stinking bet you.

16:46 But what a magical buttery middle zone of repairability and accessibility.

16:52 And you know, you find a budget nug

16:53 with four USBC ports that could be turned into anything.

16:56 So, go on give them a smell.

16:58 G give it a go.

16:59 Like I'm loving this thing.

17:01 And that's it.

17:02 Thank you so much for watching.

17:03 Huge shanks names are here.

17:05 These are my $10 floaties.

17:06 You folks are the greatest.

17:08 There's 1,200 videos on my float plane.

17:11 1,200 videos.

17:13 Two bucks 80 to get the cheap option and you

17:16 could just have all of you can download them as well.

17:18 Anything to get people in [music] there.

17:20 Really, really thank you.

17:21 Like I don't have sponsors.

17:22 I, you know, I bought all this stuff myself and that's how

17:25 I like to do it and you folks help me do it.

17:28 Um, and you know what, mate?

17:29 I I'll uh I'll see you all next time.

17:33 Well, it's nice coming back from Canada just to see

17:36 that face because I'm never going to see that snoot again.

17:43 Frank, Frank, are you awake?

17:45 I I can't tell.

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