Underrated The Good Place Moments You Need To Watch

0:00 Let him go.

0:01 12 years of fencing on guard.

0:07 Obviously, I'd never do that in the competition.

0:08 That would be [laughter] a three tense deduction.

0:11 Jie, no.

0:12 No, no, cheat.

0:13 Please, please, please don't hurt me.

0:14 I don't want to die.

0:15 Please, please.

0:18 Again, I am not human.

0:19 I can't die.

0:21 I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel

0:23 of knowledge built to make your life easier.

0:27 Your pleading seems so real.

0:29 Oh, yes.

0:30 It is a very effective fail safe.

0:32 You want a robot killed, right?

0:34 You have to do it yourself.

0:36 Eleanor.

0:37 Eleanor.

0:37 No.

0:37 No.

0:37 Please.

0:38 Wait.

0:38 Wait.

0:38 Wait.

0:38 Eleanor.

0:38 I have kids.

0:39 I have three beautiful children.

0:42 Tyler, Emma, and little tiny baby Phillip.

0:45 Look at Tyler.

0:46 Tyler has asthma, but he is battling it like a champ.

0:48 Look at him.

0:49 No.

0:49 Eleanor.

0:49 Look at them.

0:50 Look at them.

0:53 [screaming] IT'S so realistic.

0:54 Eleanor, again, I'm not human.

0:56 This is a stock photo of the crowd at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

1:01 What do we do?

1:03 We team up with Michael.

1:04 Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence.

1:07 Tell me why.

1:08 He has a bow tie.

1:10 Oh, no.

1:11 I always trust dudes and bow ties.

1:12 Once this guy in the bow tie came up

1:14 to me at the gun range in the Jacksonville bus station

1:16 and said he'd give me $600 if I put these weird

1:19 turtles in my duffel bag and brought them to Daytona Beach.

1:23 So, I hotwired a Swampo to Daytona and the guy paid me the $600.

1:28 My point is, you always trust dudes in bow ties.

1:35 Janet, you can't make a person.

1:37 I know, but I did though.

1:38 Elanor said that to forget about Jason, I should create a rebound guy.

1:42 So, I made one.

1:43 Derek, I'm her boyfriend and she made me.

1:45 He's so nice.

1:47 Whoa, look at this glass.

1:49 Oh my god.

1:51 I'm in there, TOO.

1:52 WHAT'S GOING ON right now?

1:54 You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up.

1:57 You put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&M's.

2:01 You put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste bad.

2:07 [clears throat] I'm going to eat all this chili and or die trying.

2:12 Anyone want any?

2:13 I'm just going to put it right down here.

2:15 Come on, dip your balls in my chili.

2:18 Scoop your little mittens right in the stew.

2:20 Good news.

2:20 I was able to obtain Eleanor Shelstrop's file.

2:24 Is it actually a cactus?

2:26 I don't understand.

2:27 I want to see the file for Elellanar Shellstrop.

2:29 Is that what you have or do you have a cactus?

2:32 I have the file.

2:33 You sure you have the file and and not a cactus?

2:36 That is correct.

2:37 I have Eleanor Shellstrop's file.

2:39 I do not have a cactus.

2:41 Excellent.

2:42 Please give me the file.

2:43 There you go.

2:45 Thank you, Janet.

2:46 You're welcome.

2:47 Michael, [music] I'm scared.

2:50 Me too, bud.

2:51 I mean, what if all this time

2:52 apart has changed me and Janice's [singing] relationship?

2:55 What if that special connection is gone?

2:58 Yeah.

2:59 I mean, for me, it's scary that we're standing in the birthplace of evil,

3:04 surrounded by billions of demons who want to destroy us.

3:08 I guess we both have things we're scared about.

3:12 That judge guy just said,

3:13 "Everyone here has done bad things." Let's look at this ethnically.

3:18 Ethically,

3:19 you guys help me and Eleanor, right?

3:21 But we're bad.

3:22 So, you helping us was bad.

3:25 It's basic consequentialism.

3:26 The morality of an action is solely judged on its consequences.

3:30 Great.

3:30 [laughter] The one time you actually remember something from class.

3:34 Maybe I was brought here by mistake, but since we've been here,

3:37 I just tried to stay out of everyone's way.

3:39 Chie's done worse stuff than me.

3:41 He murdered Janet.

3:42 He killed my wife.

3:43 I WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM DOING IT.

3:45 YEAH, but you did it.

3:46 He who smelled it murdered Janet.

3:48 Well, it's settled then.

3:49 Editor and Gianu are leaving.

3:51 For the last time, my name is Jason, not Jean, you the amazing, incredible mom.

3:55 Which is why you belong in the bad place.

3:57 And by the way, Janet is not your wife or your soulmate.

4:01 There's a Janet in every neighborhood.

4:03 Well, I'm in love with this Janet.

4:04 We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff which almost turned out to be

4:08 sex and we were married in a legal ceremony.

4:10 It was not legal.

4:11 Okay.

4:11 Jason and Dani came in, revealed the crazy

4:15 fact that they're now in a relationship.

4:17 I already knew that, and I'm so happy for them.

4:29 [screaming] Jason Mendoza didn't have an easy life.

4:35 He once told me the closest he'd ever gotten to having a piñata

4:38 on his birthday was when a seagull ate

4:40 too many condoms on the beach and exploded.

4:42 But despite it all, he was the most optimistic person I'd ever met.

4:47 Jason was the very first person to ask me about my feelings.

4:50 I hadn't had any yet, but it made me want to go get some.

4:53 I could see something special inside him that no one else could see.

4:57 It was a multicolored blob of positivity right behind his sternum.

5:01 That's my Jason.

5:02 a big colorful rainbow blob stuffed inside a hot life-siz action figure.

5:08 Plus, I got to say, it was nice to have a true

5:11 dirt bag buddy so I could talk about what really mattered in life.

5:14 Wrestling, semi-legal drugs, and Jason stay them.

5:18 Stay them forever.

5:21 Indeed.

5:21 Stay them forever.

5:22 Amen.

5:25 Amen.

5:25 Okay, there are two key things that we have to do.

5:27 Make sure that no one can follow us.

5:29 Janet

5:30 on it.

5:34 What's the second thing we have to do?

5:36 Keep a low profile.

5:38 You know, you make things.

5:39 This equipment is very scary.

5:41 Don't be a baby.

5:43 It can't hurt you.

5:44 Watch.

5:45 I'll blow torch her face off.

5:48 Janet, whatever.

5:48 This whole thing is stupid.

5:50 Oh, brother.

5:51 I told her to be less flirty, and now she's cruel and distant, apparently.

5:56 Why am I the only person who clearly sees what's going on here?

5:59 It's not that we don't understand the risks.

6:00 We just want to become better people and this is our best chance.

6:04 Oh, I get it.

6:05 Cuz you're so much better than me.

6:07 That's what this is about.

6:08 Don't lash out at us just because of your innate dispens.

6:13 I have no idea what's going on right now,

6:15 but everyone else is talking and I think I SHOULD TOO.

6:19 WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

6:20 I'M SORRY.

6:21 I shouldn't be laughing.

6:22 I'm a pretty decent artist, but I'm not so great under pressure.

6:25 Your time begins now.

6:27 Oh boy.

6:28 Okay.

6:28 Uh, you got this, [music] Judy.

6:31 Uh, I'm sorry.

6:31 I'm just trying to figure out how to start.

6:33 Come on.

6:33 Just start drawing, my brother.

6:34 Oh, no.

6:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, [music] NO.

6:39 30 SECONDS.

6:40 OKAY.

6:40 UH, here we go.

6:42 Oh.

6:42 Oh.

6:43 Uh, it's a submarine.

6:45 It looks [music] like broccoli with teeth.

6:47 Oh.

6:47 Oh, it's it's a horse with a bow on its neck.

6:49 Oh, is it my childhood pony Daisy?

6:53 [laughter] Oh, NO.

6:59 [screaming]

7:02 What have I done?

7:03 I just started [music] re-watching the leftovers.

7:05 Honestly, when I found out that Carrie was never nominated,

7:09 I almost erased [music] 2% of humanity.

7:16 Janet, please tell me how this could have happened.

7:18 Unclear.

7:19 As you know, each time I am updated, I acrew new knowledge and abilities.

7:23 My suspicion is that when I was rebooted,

7:25 I bonded with Jason in a way that I have never bonded with anyone before.

7:29 I seem to have gained a new understanding of love.

7:32 I also learned how to do this.

7:37 I will speak to you later.

7:39 Go to your void.

7:41 Okay.

7:41 No.

7:41 Jenna, come back.

7:42 Hi there.

7:44 Go.

7:43 Sure thing.

7:45 No.

7:45 Stop doing that.

7:46 Me?

7:47 Go.

7:48 Goodbye.

7:48 Jenna, come back.

7:49 I love you.

7:50 I love you, too.

7:53 What if all your choices are predetermined?

7:55 No, you've got to be kidding.

7:57 What?

7:57 We don't know.

7:58 Maybe there's a mega demon who built a torture chamber for demons,

8:01 and this whole thing is just him torturing you.

8:04 And maybe all the mega demons are just fulfilling a destiny laid

8:09 out by a bunch of super intelligent tarantula squids who are torturing them.

8:20 Why did you do that?

8:22 Because I have free will and because you're being so annoying.

8:31 It's funny.

8:33 I was devastated when I found out that he wasn't my soulmate.

8:36 But now I think I've dodged a bullet.

8:40 He's a simple man.

8:42 I once watched him eat electrical tape right off the roll.

8:45 He thought it was a fruit by the foot that had gone bad.

8:49 Get down.

8:50 [music] just what

8:53 Chiy made an incredible sacrifice.

8:55 He had his memories erased so he could help people.

8:59 And if we don't let him help Simone, it'll be all for nothing.

9:06 Fine.

9:05 Stupid ethical reasonable argument.

9:09 Wish you were a cake.

9:10 Push you over.

9:11 Are you still muttering?

9:13 No, I stopped.

9:15 Stupid goodearing reformed demon.

9:18 What up, ding-dongs?

9:20 Yeah.

9:20 So, basically, um, the fake Eleanor is a dirt bag,

9:22 and these Chironies are going to try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,

9:26 but she just stole your train and she still sucks bad.

9:32 And she belongs with us.

9:33 Oh, also, check this out.

9:38 Nailed it.

9:40 All right, buts, what do we do?

9:42 I say we trust Michael.

9:43 He's our friend.

9:44 Well, he might be our friend,

9:45 or he might be a [music] lying trickster who just looks like our friend.

9:48 A classic Mary Kate Olson.

9:50 I have to say we've had a lot

9:52 of misfires recently and Michael has been acting suspiciously

9:55 like [music] tonight when I wanted to work

9:57 and he just wanted to have a slumber party instead.

9:59 To be fair to Mike, slumber parties rule.

10:02 And why would we trust Glenn?

10:03 He's a demon.

10:04 So is Michael.

10:05 Demons can be good, right?

10:07 Okay.

10:07 So, it's decided.

10:08 We trust both of them.

10:10 Okay.

10:11 Predictably, this was unhelpful.

10:14 Cheaty, don't go.

10:15 I don't care if you don't love [music] me.

10:17 I love you.

10:19 It's the only thing that makes any sense to me in this crazy world.

10:22 And I No, stop, Vicki.

10:25 They figured it out.

10:29 They They know this is the bad place.

10:30 Elaner figured it out.

10:36 Oh man, this was supposed to be my big moment.

10:39 I just rehearsed that speech for like 3 hours.

10:42 Damn it, Eleanor.

10:43 You are the worst.

10:45 And you can all suck it.

10:48 names in the hat.

10:49 Time to pick a designated driver.

10:52 And the loser is Betsy.

10:57 Wait, you never get picked and you're always the one who draws the name.

11:00 Let me see that.

11:01 There's no need.

11:01 Everyone here believes in my integrity 100%.

11:04 Right, guys?

11:05 Give it to me.

11:08 For the record, I did that out of principle

11:11 because it absolutely had your name on it.

11:13 If I check the other ones, I can figure it out by process of elimination.

11:20 Oh, hey Wanda.

11:21 Everything okay?

11:22 Bar debark.

11:23 Debbark debarked.

11:24 Come again?

11:26 Whoops.

11:26 Bar debar.

11:27 Debbark.

11:28 Debbark.

11:32 Derek.

11:30 Oh, hey.

11:31 So, uh, things are not going well.

11:35 Hi there.

11:38 Hi.

11:37 You said you could handle this.

11:39 Yeah.

11:39 Well, it turns out being a single father to 300 kids is not that easy.

11:43 Eleanor, all you have to do is go through there,

11:47 walk down the hallway, and through the red door at the end.

11:52 That's it.

11:52 That's my test.

11:54 Yep.

11:54 Oh, also, everyone in every room that you pass is

11:58 going to be discussing what they truly think about you.

12:01 Okay, have fun.

12:08 [music] [music] Oh, I see.

12:16 It's a test of my ability to not care what people think of me.

12:21 [music] Oh, no.

12:24 You cannot kill Janet.

12:26 Killing is one of the most famous moral nos.

12:32 Janet is a non-human object who was sent here to help us.

12:35 And the way she can help us is if we kill her.

12:38 We're doing one small murdery thing for a bigger, better reason.

12:41 The ends justify the means.

12:44 Do you know who said that?

12:45 Was it someone nice and great like Oprah?

12:48 It was Machaveli.

12:49 A very non Opraike figure.

12:53 Oh, well that has a interesting aftertaste.

12:56 [music] Is that from a nearby river?

12:58 Oh no.

12:58 Why take fresh water away from the beavers and the fish?

13:01 No, I have my composting toilet hooked up to a water filtration system.

13:07 One man's waste is another man's water, and both men are me.

13:11 [laughter] There's a way to get to the real good place.

13:15 It's complicated.

13:16 May take a while to arrange, especially since I'll have to do it in secret.

13:19 But yes, yes, there is a potential method of transportation.

13:24 Wait, is it nice?

13:25 Is there a business cloth?

13:27 Can I pre-board?

13:28 I'll begin by saying that this new system stinks.

13:30 and Michael stinks.

13:32 And we should throw this all in the garbage and go

13:33 back to the way it used to be when everyone was tortured.

13:35 There's still some bumps in the road, but this system is good and it's working.

13:40 Come on, admit it.

13:42 I will never ever [music] ever ever ever ever ever ever ever [music] admit that.

13:58 I know, buddy.

13:58 I know.

14:00 [music] I'm still waiting on that smile, gorgeous.

14:04 Trevor, where's that smile?

14:04 Trevor, how about we negotiate?

14:06 Maybe give you something else.

14:07 What in the world could you have that we would want?

14:10 All right.

14:10 How about a unicorn?

14:12 Right.

14:12 I bet you don't have one of those.

14:13 No, that is true.

14:15 Might be fun to skin it alive, eat its raw flesh,

14:18 maybe break off the horn, grind it up, snort it.

14:21 Okay, let's keep talking.

14:23 Yeah.

14:23 I

14:24 mean, should I take the cutest puppy or is that shallow?

14:26 And is it even okay to separate them?

14:29 Are they brother and sister?

14:30 Or or perhaps married?

14:32 Dude, they're heaven puppies.

14:33 I'm sure they're both incredible.

14:35 Just choose one.

14:37 You're right.

14:38 The black one.

14:38 That was my first impulse, and that is the one I'll take.

14:41 I'm so sorry, Cheaty.

14:42 Both puppies have been taken.

14:44 Yeah, I should have seen that coming.

14:46 My indecision has once again cost me happiness,

14:49 and I will now suffer the consequences.

14:52 How many pets have gone unclaimed?

14:54 Three.

14:54 a 16 foot albino python.

14:57 Something called a tarantula squid.

14:59 And this owl.

15:01 A tarantula squid.

15:02 Tarantula squid.

15:03 Tarantula squid.

15:04 Tarantula squid.

15:05 That's like the owl.

15:07 Say aluminum aluminum.

15:09 [laughter]

15:10 I love that.

15:14 Who are you?

15:16 Derek.

15:18 Thanks for helping us all those times we showed up to repay you.

15:21 Here's a willing sex robot in two duffel bags full of cocaine.

15:25 There are windchimes where my ding-dong should be.

15:29 [bell] I can work with that.

15:32 All right.

15:33 I'm not supposed to be here.

15:39 Wait, what?

15:41 Janet, any chance you could get a look inside that obelisk?

15:44 Check that magic scoreboard.

15:46 There is a chance.

15:47 [music] Yes.

15:48 About 1 in 970 trillion.

15:50 Let's give her a whirl.

15:53 [music] It did not work.

15:55 I'll be right back.

15:58 Can I just ask?

15:59 We torture like 30 billion humans.

16:01 Why do you care so much about these four?

16:07 Never mind.

16:08 Forget I asked.

16:10 Serves him right for questioning you, boss.

16:13 I think you're doing a great job.

16:14 Thank you, Todd.

16:16 No, no, no, no.

16:17 Why did you do that?

16:18 I'm a demon.

16:19 It's fun.

16:21 Who's Jeremy Barmy?

16:23 [music] Okay.

16:24 Things in the afterlife don't happen while things are [music] happening here.

16:30 Because while time on Earth moves in a straight line,

16:34 one thing happens [music] then the next then the next.

16:37 Time in the afterlife moves in a Jeremy Barammy.

16:42 What?

16:42 In the afterlife, time doubles back and loops

16:45 around and ends up looking something like Jeremy Barmy.

16:50 This is the timeline in the afterlife.

16:53 Happens to kind of look like the name Jeremy Barammy in Curse of English.

16:57 So that's what we call it.

16:59 Sorry, I'm my brain is melting.

17:02 How can events happen before the ones [music] that happened before?

17:09 Just the way it works.

17:10 It's It's Jeremy Barmy.

17:13 I don't know what to tell you.

17:14 That's the easiest way to describe it.

17:16 Okay, but um what the hell is this?

17:19 The dot over the eye.

17:21 The hell is that?

17:22 Okay.

17:23 Um how do I explain this concisely?

17:26 This is Tuesdays and also July and sometimes it's never.

17:32 That's true.

17:33 Occasionally that moment on the Barmy timeline

17:35 is the time moment when nothing never occurs.

17:41 So you get it.

17:45 This broke me.

17:46 Uh the dot over the eye that broke me.

17:50 I'm I'm done.

17:52 Where did you go exactly?

17:54 Tanzania, Paraguay, Vietnam, Denmark.

17:58 It's terrible everywhere and always in a different way.

18:01 The only place I liked was Hawaii, although I barely left the resort.

18:05 The last place I went was a Black Friday sale at an outlet mall in Michigan.

18:11 Why?

18:12 For the deals.

18:13 Earth stinks, y'all.

18:14 It's hot and it's crowded, but somehow also cold and lonely.

18:20 I thought it was going to be so easy to make good decisions.

18:24 The first thing I did was I Googled big juicy natural tomatoes,

18:28 which led me to a porn site that was for people with a sunburn fetish.

18:34 I kind of never recovered.

18:36 Bad Janet.

18:37 What up, Skid Marks?

18:39 Let's try that thing again where you pretend to be a good Janet.

18:42 Okay, now really, really try your best.

18:46 Fine.

18:46 Say, Janet, where can I get some delicious ice cream?

18:50 Oh, there's a wonderful parlor in the middle of town square.

18:53 My favorite flavor is Rocky Road.

18:56 It contains chocolate ribbon, marshmallows, and your dad's salty nuts.

19:03 You fat stink.

19:11 Guys, I'm so sorry.

19:12 The accountant was no help.

19:14 Rude.

19:15 No one's gotten into the good place in 500 years.

19:18 We have no plan.

19:20 No one's coming to save us.

19:26 So, I'm going to do it.

19:33 [music] The quarter piece.

19:39 No.

19:41 Imagine being retired.

19:43 Everyone else is here but you.

19:45 Poof.

19:46 Gone.

19:47 Nothingness.

19:47 Inky black void.

19:49 Done.

19:51 Okay, I'll think about that.

19:59 Huh?

20:00 So, you're saying [music] I would be No, [music] me.

20:24 Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

20:33 [music]