I Rented a Girlfriend in Japan!!

0:00 Today I'm renting a girlfriend in Japan.

0:02 Tokyo is full of exciting things to do,

0:04 but I'm currently alone and without my female companion.

0:07 Therefore, [music] I'm going to rent one.

0:09 So, her name is Yuki.

0:12 Like Yukio.

0:13 And [music] you're not allowed to hug in Japan.

0:16 I think it's quite frowned upon if you hug.

0:17 So, I'm going to bow.

0:21 [music] I say konnichiwa.

0:21 I can't wait cuz I'm missing Crystal basically, my girlfriend.

0:24 So, you know, it's all bring back some some romance.

0:27 And I I'll just imagine it's Crystal.

0:29 I'm sure she won't have a problem.

0:32 Yuki?

0:34 No, that's Yuki!

0:37 Yuki?

0:40 Yuki?

0:41 Oh, it's not even Oh, it's Yuka.

0:43 She does look quite cute to be fair.

0:44 Looks like she's going to be all, "Hello, Mr.

0:46 Cole Anderson." You You can't You can't do that.

0:48 I I do it in American accent.

0:50 It's fine.

0:50 Cuz I need I I need her to I need to make her feel at home.

0:53 But she's dating a normal Japanese person.

0:56 Yuki?

0:58 It's not with me then.

1:00 She's text me saying, "I am here." This is Yuka.

1:02 This is Yuka.

1:03 Nervous for my first date.

1:05 Oh, Yuka.

1:06 Yuka, don't stand me up, baby.

1:08 Where are you?

1:09 I am here.

1:11 I am also here.

1:14 Where?

1:15 I'm going to send a little smiley face so um so

1:17 she knows I'm not a like a murderer or something, you know.

1:21 Is that her?

1:21 Oh, Yuka?

1:23 Yuka!

1:24 Hello, Yuka.

1:26 Namaste.

1:26 I'm Cole.

1:27 Can I shake your hand or no?

1:28 Just bow?

1:30 __] Are you a Chinese?

1:32 I'm not Chinese.

1:33 What do we What I don't know where you're from.

1:35 No, I'm not from Thailand.

1:37 I am Namaste is Thai language.

1:39 Oh, is it?

1:40 Oh, okay.

1:41 So, you are Yuka.

1:43 Yeah.

1:43 I am Cole.

1:44 Oh, yes.

1:45 Yeah?

1:45 Nice to meet you.

1:46 Let's [music] go dating.

1:47 Come with me, Yuka.

1:49 So, how old are you?

1:51 I'm 32.

1:52 32?

1:52 [music] Oh, wow.

1:54 Okay.

1:54 How old do you think I am?

1:57 Are you?

1:57 Mhm.

1:59 Maybe Don't look at the hair.

2:02 Don't Don't look at the recedes, mate.

2:05 28 28, bang Yeah, bang on.

2:09 Where can we [music] go that is fun and Oh.

2:12 romantic for me and you, Yuca?

2:16 You know Senso-ji [music] Temple.

2:18 Okay.

2:19 Where is that?

2:20 I've got a long day ahead of me.

2:22 There's lovely Yuca.

2:25 She's not phased.

2:26 Does this all the time.

2:27 I wonder if I'm the youngest man she's dated.

2:30 She's a cougar.

2:32 You're a cougar.

2:33 So, what is this we're looking at right now?

2:36 Uh this is Senso-ji.

2:38 Okay.

2:38 What does that mean?

2:39 Senso-ji Senso-ji Uh Senso Temple.

2:42 Okay.

2:43 What does that mean?

2:44 Sen Just Temple.

2:45 Just Temple.

2:45 [laughter] Just a temple.

2:47 Not overly romantic so far, Yuca,

2:49 but uh you wait till what I've got in store for you, babe.

2:54 She definitely doesn't know what I'm saying.

2:56 Is this the temple of love?

2:58 Japanese people also love.

3:01 They love?

3:01 Mhm.

3:01 Do you love me?

3:03 Of course.

3:04 Of course.

3:05 She loves me.

3:07 Cuz I haven't paid her to say.

3:09 [laughter] Okay.

3:13 Come on, Yuca.

3:14 Let's get you inside.

3:15 How do you start small talk with a Japanese?

3:18 What else should I ask her?

3:19 Uh we were 10 minutes in.

3:21 Run out of things to talk about already.

3:23 Okay, Yuca.

3:25 Huh?

3:25 Let's get a picture together.

3:28 So, I can put it on our wall when

3:30 we move in together and live happily ever after.

3:33 Konnichiwa.

3:35 Can you take picture of me and my lovely girlfriend?

3:39 Can I put my arm around or no?

3:41 Is this ukulele?

3:44 Ah.

3:45 Thank you.

3:45 Thank you very much.

3:46 Thank you.

3:47 Can I call you Crystal for today?

3:50 Your name will be Crystal for today.

3:53 Crystal?

3:54 Your name is Crystal now.

3:55 Why?

3:57 No reason.

3:58 Have you been to England?

3:59 One time.

4:00 One time?

4:01 Where?

4:02 London.

4:03 Of course, London.

4:05 Are you going to come to London again with London?

4:08 Huh?

4:08 with me?

4:13 Are you speaking Japanese?

4:14 You realize I'm not actually Japanese.

4:19 [sighs] Do you love me cuz I'm rich?

4:19 Hm?

4:20 Hm?

4:20 Hm?

4:21 Nothing.

4:22 Jump in this, Yuka.

4:23 Let's get a little photo.

4:25 What?

4:26 Um yeah, this one cuz it's like romantic.

4:29 And it's funny cuz we're in love.

4:30 We're in love.

4:31 Say cheese, Yuka.

4:33 Say it.

4:34 Cheese.

4:35 She's not saying anything.

4:37 Next stop, the most cliché dating activity, the arcade.

4:41 Okay, Yuka, since it's our first date, I want to remember the day.

4:46 So, there's photo booths there.

4:48 Let's get some photos.

4:50 Together.

4:50 Get in, baby girl, baby Yuka, Crystal/hybrid.

4:55 Okay, you do poses.

4:57 You teach me poses.

5:01 You look good.

5:04 You What pose now?

5:05 What pose?

5:06 Oh, this one.

5:09 Why?

5:09 My eyes.

5:10 What is this?

5:11 Why I look I look weird.

5:13 [music] It's a very long process [music] to get a picture.

5:21 I wonder if she feels awkward right now.

5:23 It's like I'm throwing up.

5:25 Throwing up everywhere.

5:26 She's loving it.

5:27 What am I doing with my life?

5:29 Just anything really.

5:31 My mind has been made and [music] I've been thinking about this for a while.

5:38 What if she realizes this is my proposal?

5:41 Can you read?

5:43 Will you marry me?

5:46 [laughter] This is Okay.

5:50 Okay.

5:51 Okay?

5:51 [laughter] Yes, she said yes.

5:54 First date score.

5:55 All right, I'm done.

5:57 I'm done.

5:58 First date, that's what you put.

5:59 Oh, look.

6:00 It's cute, isn't it?

6:01 Oh, we have it.

6:04 Here we go.

6:05 Here you go, Crystal.

6:07 Where did you learn English?

6:09 Where?

6:10 Oh, all this school.

6:11 School?

6:12 Oh.

6:12 Where we go?

6:14 Where we go?

6:16 Home, hopefully.

6:17 Let's go to matcha making.

6:20 Oh.

6:20 Hey, you like that?

6:23 matcha.

6:23 You love matcha?

6:25 Mhm.

6:24 I love you.

6:25 Let me ask you this, then.

6:27 I've ChatGPT'd some questions.

6:29 very smart.

6:30 Oh,[ __] she knows.

6:31 What is your favorite food?

6:34 I like Korean food.

6:35 Korean?

6:36 Oh, arrival.

6:38 Have you been to Korea?

6:39 Um, many times.

6:40 North Korea?

6:41 North No.

6:42 Oh, I was going to say.

6:44 Can't go there.

6:45 It's like I'm in an English speaking exam.

6:48 But, like, you know when you do them French

6:50 exams and you're just saying She's laughing at nothing.

6:56 Do many people in Japan not speak English?

7:01 Easy.

7:02 Yes.

7:03 Yes.

7:04 I challenge you.

7:05 Challenge accepted.

7:06 Challenge accepted.

7:06 Challenge accepted.

7:08 Where Yuka?

7:10 What's happening?

7:12 Where I want to I want this.

7:14 It don't I want one of these.

7:15 Are they?

7:16 Oh, there's one, a man.

7:19 You know man?

7:20 What?

7:20 No, there's a man with a with a Oh, I'll talk Don't worry.

7:25 You see?

7:27 Him.

7:28 We can get in his that man.

7:30 Yeah, you understand.

7:32 Konnichiwa.

7:34 How much for Uh, two people.

7:36 Two people?

7:37 5,000 yen.

7:37 5,000 yen?

7:39 Can you barter him down?

7:41 Can you get cheaper price?

7:43 She probably say she [music] Watch this now.

7:50 How much?

7:51 Still 5,000.

7:52 You didn't do anything then.

7:53 Okay.

7:55 Oh, first time?

7:56 Wow, you're a virgin.

7:59 Are you very fast?

8:01 Good lad.

8:03 Uh England.

8:05 You want to come with me?

8:06 Yuka and me are flying to England for love.

8:12 Oh, yeah.

8:14 What's he doing?

8:16 Pick eats what?

8:19 He's off.

8:20 He stole all my money.

8:21 He just ran off.

8:22 Okay, so ChatGPT has come [music] up with some

8:24 questions that I'm going to try on my new wife.

8:27 What made you say yes to this date?

8:31 It's the money.

8:32 It's pretty much the money.

8:34 It's the money, isn't it?

8:35 Money, cuz I paid you.

8:36 No?

8:38 I feel like you'd be [music] dangerous in karaoke.

8:42 True or false?

8:44 Are you good?

8:47 [laughter] Am I passing the vibe check so far?

8:54 Um oh, don't worry.

8:56 Ah, saved by the bell.

8:58 He looks straight out of like Shrek or something.

9:00 Like as a little What are these uh I don't even know what you call them.

9:06 First the man, sure.

9:07 Me?

9:07 Oh, it's reverse here.

9:09 Okay, come on, Yuka.

9:11 Come sit next to Coley.

9:16 2 million?

9:17 What do you mean?

9:18 How much How much is 2 million yen?

9:21 As in the car, this thing?

9:24 Not me paying.

9:27 Oh, he's just giving me facts about the car.

9:30 Do I get this when you get a taxi here?

9:31 Okay.

9:36 This is awkward, isn't it?

9:38 Two, one.

9:42 [laughter] Let's go, Yuka.

9:47 Okay, you've stopped already.

9:51 Is that it?

9:54 Here we go.

9:58 My lovely wife, my lady.

10:00 Yeah.

10:01 Say hi.

10:03 What a strange experience.

10:05 I'm currently in Tokyo being run about by someone off Shrek

10:11 on a date with a Japanese bird who speaks very little English.

10:16 How many kids, how many children do you want?

10:19 How many babies do you want with me right now?

10:28 You having fun, Yuka?

10:29 Oh, I'm fine.

10:30 Good.

10:33 Not you, mate.

10:36 Do a little jump.

10:40 [laughter] He's done a little sound effect as well.

10:41 Frozen Motin.

10:46 This guy's quick.

10:48 Uh they are yellow.

10:50 Yellow, oh I see.

10:52 Oh, a bar, a bar.

10:54 They're drinking again.

10:55 Here he goes.

10:56 The specialty sake is 40%.

10:59 You want to get some sake [music] with us?

11:03 Come on.

11:05 Uh later, later, fine.

11:08 You want to drink?

11:11 I know you do.

11:12 Jesus, drinks more than me, man.

11:14 She drinks like a bloody fish.

11:15 Look at here, look.

11:16 Hey!

11:20 Happy New Year.

11:21 A bit late.

11:23 Okay.

11:24 I'll do the seatbelt after you.

11:26 Me first, me first.

11:27 Why?

11:28 Why is this?

11:28 What's What's going on with this misogyny?

11:31 Bye-bye.

11:32 Bye-bye.

11:33 Oh, today is a good weather.

11:36 It's good.

11:36 It's nice.

11:36 Very cold though.

11:37 Now it is time for our next date [music] matchmaking.

11:41 Here we go.

11:41 After you, mate.

11:42 Okay.

11:43 After me.

11:44 Hello.

11:45 Konnichiwa.

11:46 Yuka.

11:48 Take a seat, lovely lady.

11:49 Here you go.

11:51 What color are your eyes?

11:53 Oh, this color contact.

11:55 Contact?

11:55 What color normal?

11:57 What color natural?

11:58 My color is brown.

12:00 Brown?

12:00 Mhm.

12:00 No brown.

12:01 No brown.

12:01 So, your natural color is brown and then you put brown All right, brown.

12:06 Light brown.

12:07 Do you like the color of my eyes?

12:09 Oh, I like You like I like it.

12:12 Okay.

12:13 So, it's you have to try and get the compliments out of her, you see.

12:15 I'm trying to I'm trying to trying to force my ego to be higher here.

12:19 Feel like she doesn't doesn't fancy me.

12:26 [music] Soko.

12:27 Hey.

12:30 She's ecstatic.

12:32 Okay.

12:33 Go on, Yuka.

12:34 Do your thing, girl.

12:36 Don't drop it, Yuka.

12:37 Okay.

12:39 Wow.

12:39 Arigato.

12:41 Oh.

12:42 I'm getting drunk on matcha.

12:46 Okay.

12:48 [laughter] Hey, don't burn yourself, Yuka.

12:48 Don't burn yourself.

12:51 Ow.

12:51 That is hot.

12:52 You good over there, Yuka?

12:55 Well, perfect.

12:55 Mine's perfect, yeah.

12:57 Is it first time?

12:57 Yeah.

12:58 It's my first time, mate, but trust me,

13:00 I'm uh So, what's your usual type in guys?

13:06 Looks Looks no You don't care?

13:08 Don't care.

13:08 Don't care?

13:09 Really?

13:10 Looks like so clean.

13:12 It looks like the queen.

13:13 Clean.

13:14 Oh, clean.

13:15 I should say.

13:18 Ah.

13:20 Don't Delicious.

13:23 Do you really really like it?

13:24 Yeah.

13:25 Bloody love that.

13:26 I might just do it all.

13:27 I'm going to down it.

13:28 I'm going to impress her, ready?

13:32 Wow.

13:35 Yuka Delicious.

13:37 Yeah.

13:38 Your turn.

13:40 It's brilliant.

13:41 She's eating.

13:42 What have you eaten?

13:44 ate sweet.

13:44 Oh, you're eating it without me.

13:46 Inside matcha.

13:47 What is it?

13:48 What is in that?

13:48 What is this?

13:49 This is red bean.

13:50 I can't have that.

13:55 Mhm.

13:57 Red beans in fish.

14:00 My favorite.

14:01 You like it, don't you?

14:02 She's enjoying herself, yeah.

14:04 Very delicate, very delicate bites, like a little hamster.

14:07 You're like a little hamster.

14:09 You remind me of a hamster.

14:10 I don't like hamsters.

14:11 You don't like hamsters?

14:13 Scared.

14:13 What?

14:14 Scared.

14:15 Of a hamster?

14:17 They're like this big.

14:18 I don't like animals.

14:19 You don't like animals?

14:21 You don't like animals?

14:23 Yeah.

14:23 Well, you're not going to like the next place then.

14:25 Right, come in, Yuka.

14:28 Here you go.

14:29 In you go.

14:29 Uh Uber?

14:31 Uber, yes.

14:32 Do you always go to Uber when you ride a car?

14:35 Uh yes.

14:35 [music] No taxi?

14:38 Um no, mostly Uber.

14:41 What do you do?

14:42 Maybe bus.

14:44 Maybe bus.

14:45 Jesus, don't do that.

14:49 Right.

14:50 Right side.

14:52 Is this it?

14:53 Now, where I'm taking you, Yuka, to a capybara cafe.

14:58 Wow.

14:58 Wow.

14:59 I like capybara.

15:00 I've never Why?

15:02 Why?

15:03 Cuz they're cute.

15:04 Wow.

15:04 Cute.

15:04 Um what's that word for cute again?

15:06 Uh cute in Japanese?

15:08 Kawaii.

15:08 Kawaii.

15:08 Uh-huh.

15:09 Capybara Kawaii.

15:10 is kawaii.

15:11 Uh-huh.

15:11 See that?

15:13 You are cute.

15:14 I am You are kawaii.

15:15 Oh, look at her.

15:19 [laughter] She's getting into the element.

15:20 Must be that matcha.

15:21 You say you don't like animals,

15:24 Mhm.

15:24 but you like capybara?

15:26 Yeah.

15:27 Capybara only.

15:28 Only capy- Oh, that's convenient.

15:30 Are you very cold?

15:31 Uh I'm getting warm.

15:33 Oh, thank you.

15:34 It's all right.

15:34 Thank you.

15:35 You're very welcome.

15:36 Thank you, my boyfriend.

15:38 My boyfriend?

15:40 [laughter] Thank you, my kawaii boyfriend.

15:41 Kawaii husband.

15:43 Kawaii husband?

15:43 Okay.

15:44 I feel like your English has got better over the day.

15:47 Okay.

15:48 We are here with the capybara.

15:50 Oh my god.

15:52 After you, you go.

15:53 Oh, thank you.

15:54 Hello.

15:55 They're pretty wham.

15:56 They're big.

15:57 They're big.

15:58 Is it alive?

16:00 Oh, horrible.

16:02 It's very rough.

16:03 Come stroke.

16:04 Aw.

16:08 [laughter] He's hideous.

16:07 I'm sure he's sedated.

16:10 It's like he's high.

16:11 He's quite cute.

16:14 [laughter] They don't do much.

16:15 If she doesn't like dogs or cats, there's no way she likes that.

16:20 By the way.

16:23 Taste good?

16:24 Taste lovely.

16:25 You like capybara?

16:29 [laughter] You know hungry?

16:29 Oh, he's hungry.

16:31 He's hideous gone.

16:33 Come on, you can do it.

16:34 I believe in you.

16:36 Ooh.

16:37 Ooh.

16:39 I mean, he's he's nice, he's cute, but he's not I wouldn't have one.

16:42 I wouldn't buy one of these.

16:45 He's brain dead.

16:47 Okay.

16:48 Oh.

16:50 Oh my god.

16:51 Okay.

16:53 Cheers.

16:53 Cheers to our first date.

16:54 So hot.

16:55 So hot.

16:56 I'm so hot.

16:57 I am so hot.

16:57 [laughter] Oh, here we go.

16:59 She's come out of her shell.

17:01 Jesus, mate.

17:02 Is that he's not he's not He's got his knob out.

17:06 Knob out?

17:06 Knob.

17:07 Knob?

17:07 His willy.

17:08 Willy?

17:09 Willy?

17:10 Uh penis.

17:11 He's got his penis out.

17:13 Penis is willy.

17:14 Don't type that in.

17:16 Pee.

17:17 Don't say that out loud.

17:19 a penis Mhm.

17:22 All right, so Yuka's gone for a wee.

17:24 How's it going so far?

17:25 You know what?

17:26 There's a slight language barrier.

17:28 I don't know if you've [music] noticed.

17:30 There's a little one there involved.

17:32 She seems to be laughing a lot, which is good.

17:33 Good, I've heard laughing's good on a first date.

17:35 She's a little bit older.

17:37 A little bit older, but I don't judge.

17:38 I like an older lady.

17:39 I think it's going well.

17:41 With all this fun we were having,

17:42 I was yearning after some traditional Japanese cuisine.

17:46 What is traditional Japanese food?

17:49 tuna tuna Oh.

17:51 We have that in England, to be fair.

17:53 Should we do here?

17:54 Oh, okay.

17:55 Yeah?

17:55 eel You like?

17:58 Oh, I like.

17:59 Of course you do.

18:00 Is that all they do?

18:02 Do they only do eel This is just eel.

18:05 Only eel?

18:06 Only eel, okay.

18:07 Oh, they do actually have another menu.

18:10 Although flavored guts, rectum That's bum hole.

18:16 Uh, liver, heart I can't have gristle.

18:20 It's not a great selection.

18:23 soft boiled egg It's not looking good.

18:26 We've also got tongue I'm not eating tongue.

18:31 Oh, I like tongue.

18:33 I I bet you do.

18:35 No.

18:36 It's a no.

18:37 No?

18:38 Okay.

18:39 How do we order?

18:39 order one tongue one one rectum and also uh What do you want?

18:47 bonjiri chicken tail Do you know what anything like chicken wings or something?

18:56 What is this?

18:58 Is this what I ordered?

19:00 Jesus.

19:02 Wait, this is water.

19:03 This is That's taken my nostril hairs off.

19:11 Gee, oh my god.

19:13 Oh my god.

19:14 I can't do that.

19:15 Why didn't you tell me this before I ordered it?

19:17 That is like really strong whiskey.

19:21 I'm eating raw cabbage as an as an appetizer.

19:23 You like?

19:24 Mhm, I like it.

19:26 You like everything.

19:27 What don't you like?

19:27 What food don't you like?

19:30 Is it like pig penis or something?

19:33 Soy beans.

19:34 Soy beans.

19:36 You like tongue and rectum, but you don't like soy beans.

19:40 Bizarre.

19:40 Natto.

19:41 What is this?

19:42 This is ham cutlet, Japanese traditional fry.

19:46 What is it?

19:47 Inside ham.

19:48 Ham.

19:49 Mhm.

19:49 You try?

19:50 You try.

19:51 This is Okay.

19:53 Oh, wow.

19:54 Okay.

19:55 And enjoy.

19:56 What if I don't like the sauce?

19:57 She's not giving me an option here.

19:59 Inside Inside ham.

20:01 Ham.

20:01 Kero kero.

20:04 What?

20:05 Mhm.

20:06 That's not bad.

20:07 That's lovely.

20:08 No good, no bad.

20:08 No, it's good.

20:10 Mhm.

20:12 I like.

20:15 Is there any point in me eating this?

20:16 Like Kindle.

20:18 Ah.

20:19 Onion onion.

20:20 This better be good.

20:20 You better not be lying to me, Yaku.

20:23 Yuka.

20:24 Oh, wow.

20:25 Wow.

20:26 Don't you try.

20:27 You try.

20:27 You you you Me first.

20:28 Me first.

20:29 Of course.

20:29 Always me first.

20:30 Actually looks not bad.

20:33 Ready?

20:36 Mhm.

20:38 Oh.

20:39 It tastes genuinely You know when you get like dirt

20:41 as a kid and you put dirt in your mouth?

20:45 It tastes like dirt.

20:46 I'll try the rice.

20:47 Have you got any knife and forks?

20:49 I can't operate in these conditions.

20:51 Fried chicken and fried noodles.

20:53 Fried chicken and fried noodles.

20:54 Why is it moving?

20:56 What is happening?

20:57 And this one maybe tongue.

21:00 Maybe tongue.

21:01 No no no no skin thing.

21:04 Oh, skin for it.

21:05 What is it?

21:06 Gizzard gizzard.

21:07 What is a What is a chicken gizzard?

21:09 I I don't You don't know.

21:14 The rectum.

21:14 [music] No, no, no.

21:18 You first.

21:19 Me first?

21:19 You keep saying me first and then you don't try it, so.

21:25 Oh, chicken ass.

21:28 I'm eating chicken booty.

21:29 You don't like it?

21:32 It's just not really a preferred piece of chicken I'd eat.

21:35 You like it?

21:36 It's good.

21:37 No.

21:37 Well, you have it.

21:40 And then this is tongue, is it?

21:42 What What animal?

21:45 It doesn't say.

21:45 It just says tongue.

21:46 Could be human.

21:49 Let's do tongue and rectum.

21:52 No good.

21:53 No good?

21:54 You have it.

21:55 You tell me if it's good or not.

21:56 Mhm.

21:57 Good.

22:00 You're useless cuz it's tough.

22:04 That could be anything.

22:05 Really?

22:08 Let me do it.

22:10 Your face very sad.

22:12 Mhm.

22:13 Mhm.

22:14 Oh my god.

22:15 last one.

22:17 The love.

22:18 Ski wings.

22:19 That doesn't look like a chicken wing.

22:22 All right.

22:23 It's not bad.

22:24 It's not bad.

22:25 It's good.

22:26 That's good.

22:27 Taste bad.

22:27 So it makes up for the[ __] and chicken gizzard.

22:37 Okay, Yuka.

22:37 [music] This is the last part of our date.

22:40 Have you had a nice time today?

22:42 Mhm.

22:43 Yeah?

22:44 Your eyes are as brown as the [music] tree trunks.

22:48 You're welcome.

22:49 I've never in my life batted a ball ever, by the way.

22:53 Do you Do you do this?

22:55 You bat?

22:55 You like batting?

22:56 Never?

22:57 No, never.

22:58 Never?

22:59 How does that No, no, no.

23:00 Poop.

23:00 Poop?

23:01 After you, Yuke.

23:02 Here you go.

23:03 We have just pelted it.

23:05 the face?

23:06 Oh my god.

23:07 Oh my god.

23:07 It's It's working.

23:08 He's throwing more.

23:11 Oh, I need a helmet.

23:12 You ready, Yuka?

23:13 Woo!

23:16 [laughter] This is scary.

23:16 THIS IS HORRIBLE.

23:18 OH.

23:19 ALMOST.

23:20 ALMOST.

23:21 This is so hard.

23:23 This is This is actually terrifying.

23:26 I can't do it.

23:27 One second.

23:27 I got this.

23:27 I GOT THIS.

23:28 OH!

23:31 LET'S get some more.

23:31 You You want to have a go?

23:33 Me?

23:33 Yeah.

23:34 She's going to bat the[ __] out of me, man.

23:36 Here he comes.

23:39 Go on, Yuka.

23:40 Almost.

23:41 OH MY GOD.

23:43 WOW.

23:44 OH, DONE.

23:45 YOU'RE GOOD.

23:46 YOU'RE VERY GOOD at this.

23:48 This is the scariest thing I've ever been involved in.

23:52 They are going rapid.

23:53 How do we turn it up?

23:55 High.

23:56 I'll turn it high, I think.

23:58 This is me.

23:58 Trust me, you'll be fine.

24:00 Woo!

24:00 She's still getting it.

24:01 SHE'S NOT BAD.

24:03 WOO!

24:06 WELL DONE.

24:07 HIGH FIVE.

24:09 HERE SHE COMES.

24:12 [screaming] PERFECT.

24:14 YAY!

24:17 YEAH.

24:18 LAST ONE.

24:19 YAY!

24:22 YES.

24:24 WOW.

24:25 OKAY, WELL, that concludes mine and Yuka's date,

24:29 me renting a girlfriend for 24 hours in Japan.

24:32 Please like, comment, and subscribe, [music] and I'll see you next time.