Season 21's Wildest Impressions 👯 Wild 'N Out

0:01 [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] Do you know where Nick's condoms are?

0:07 [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) I'm the map.

0:10 I'm the map.

0:11 I'm the map.

0:12 I'm the map.

0:14 Let's go.

0:16 Denzel.

0:18 OK.

0:19 I'm sorry.

0:20 I only see you as Denzel Washington.

0:21 I'm sorry.

0:22 Hey, and that's all right.

0:22 I respect that.

0:23 I appreciate that, all right?

0:24 OK, you gonna let me talk?

0:25 Yes.

0:26 C.

0:27 KING: OK.

0:27 [LAUGHTER] Well, now I gotta do it like that.

0:31 I say, my team captain, Nick Cannon, is so fly.

0:35 CROWD: How fly is he?

0:37 I told him the sky's the limit, and he got the clouds pregnant.

0:41 [BELL DINGS] [HIP-HOP BEAT] [CHEERING] MAN: OK, come on.

0:49 Everybody know I'm in love with Ronnie Put

0:54 your [BLEEP] love I'll give you $1,000 Yeah,

0:57 they called my celly But I'm [BLEEP] better

1:00 not play with my jelly Yeah- Boosie Badazz.

1:04 Yeah!

1:05 [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] NICK CANNON: Let's get 'em, C.

1:10 King.

1:11 (RAPPING) I was known as the People's Champ a while

1:14 ago I would lay the smack down with the People's

1:17 Elbow My eye raised would stop all that chatter I

1:20 would ask you what your name But it doesn't matter!

1:22 The Rock!

1:23 [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] I was hard at Carnival And it ruined

1:30 my life 'Cause I was grinding on somebody that was not my wife

1:33 But now she forgave me And I'm so glad that happened Now

1:36 me and her are good And me and God are dappin' [LAUGHTER] Nah,

1:41 nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah, nah,

1:44 nah I love my wife [LAUGHTER] Who is that?

1:48 Chance the Rapper.

1:50 That was a horrible Chance the Rapper.

1:52 [LAUGHTER] Uh, I'm in the Terror Squad So I

1:56 don't get what [BLEEP] The only way I'm up is

1:58 all the way up I'll make 'em lean back So

2:01 they feelin' all right Yesterday's price is not today's price!

2:06 Fat Joe!

2:07 Yes!

2:08 [BELL DINGS] All right.

2:10 Old School, wild out.

2:12 [CHEERING] Like, like, like, yo Like, you thought I was feelin' you?

2:21 Maybe I'm not Nick havin' babies Havin' a lot

2:23 Drake blew me out He got me blocked Like, you thought I was feelin' you?

2:27 Ice Spice!

2:27 Well, I got the hammer On Princess Diana Hey!

2:31 [CHEERING] Yo, yo, yo I used to play football That's why I'm

2:40 so rich I be on TV talkin' sports like this I be like,

2:44 Skip, I meant Skip Shannon Sharpe!

2:47 Hey, yo, Skip.

2:49 [CHEERING] CROWD: Hey!

2:56 Hey!

2:56 Hey!

2:57 Hey!

2:59 I said, something about Nick Cannon [VOCALIZING] IceJJFish?

3:07 MAN: Yeah.

3:09 [BELL DINGS] Bobby, are you ready?

3:15 [CHEERING] Oh, wait.

3:20 No— [LAUGHTER] New School, wild out.

3:28 [CHEERING] Yeah Oh, baby I'm a pop star queen I say, hee, hee,

3:38 hee If you who don't know me Then you're next,

3:41 baby [CHEERING] Oh, baby Yo, yo Thank you, next?

3:48 Pete Davidson?

3:49 [LAUGHTER] Oh, baby [BUZZER] Y'all done [BLEEP] my headphones up.

3:55 [LAUGHTER] Check it.

3:58 Check it.

3:58 Uh.

4:00 OK, let's go.

4:02 I live in a house that looks like a doodle Look down there It's Mr.

4:07 Noodle MAN: Mickey Mouse?

4:09 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Elmo.

4:12 I said Elmo.

4:14 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] Yeah In my life I done seen some crazy things

4:23 in the streets I was too light-skinned to be packin' the heat Uh,

4:26 hustle and flow I had to do what I can But then

4:29 I lost a sequel to Iron Man Come on What's up, man?

4:32 Come on You know me, dawg It's not the size of the dog in the fight

4:37 It's the size of the fight in the dog Big Mac?

4:40 Why you said, dawg?

4:42 Terrence Howard.

4:44 You said, dawg.

4:45 [CHEERING] Old School, wild out.

4:49 [CHEERING] NICK CANNON: Clap your hands, y'all Clap your hands, y'all Yeah,

4:56 yeah It's act bad season Y'all hate me for no reason Y'all see me with my fits

5:04 on Y'all know I get pissed on Golden showers You know I like that Yeah,

5:11 yeah Y'all know I like that I'm from the South Wait,

5:14 that sound like Wa-Lo's single.

5:16 Get the [BLEEP] out.

5:17 [BUZZER] [CHEERING] Yo, shout out Thug He know me well But I had to do what

5:26 I did to get out of jail And I heard the world mad Oh,

5:30 so well Do a crime with me I'm gon'

5:32 tell I ain't sittin' in nobody's cell I'm Gunna tell.

5:38 [BELL DINGS] All right.

5:45 They look like they did pretty good.

5:47 But Flau'jae, let's go show 'em how to do it.

5:49 Let's go handle this.

5:50 Y'all make some noise.

5:51 [CHEERING] DJ D-WREK: All right, have a seat.

5:55 New School, wild out.

5:56 Let's go.

5:57 [CHEERING] Yeah Yeah, yeah,

6:03 yeah One thing you know about me is that I run New York I like—

6:07 [CHEERING] --looking for my fork And I got

6:10 to be so [VOCALIZES] I'm letting them cook.

6:14 That's 50 Cent.

6:15 It's so good we just let them cook.

6:18 That [BLEEP] was amazing.

6:19 [CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] Yo [LAUGHTER] Yo,

6:28 I'm from Jersey And I'm on MTV I have red hair And I take Plan B Yeah,

6:34 I take Plan B I did a Wildstyle And I took Plan B Justina.

6:39 Justina.

6:40 [CHEERING] He could've been my dad But he crushed

6:51 a lot We the same size So we crush

6:54 them thots When it comes to Spanish rappers He's

6:56 the best one RIP to the great— BOTH: Big Pun!

7:00 [BELL DINGS] NICK CANNON: Let's get it.

7:05 We be roastin'!

7:10 CROWD: Roast up!

7:11 Roast up!

7:12 OK, you're roasting the New School.

7:15 NICK CANNON: Yeah.

7:15 Fire it up.

7:16 [CHEERING] CROWD: We be roastin'!

7:23 Roast up!

7:24 Roast up!

7:26 You're roasting the New School as a flight attendant.

7:28 OK.

7:30 [LAUGHS] Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines, [LAUGHS] 'cause they're poor.

7:39 Before we land, if you look to your right,

7:41 you'll see the Jersey Shore, where Vinny is washed up.

7:44 Anyway, at this point, we please ask that you stow away heavy items.

7:50 That includes C.

7:51 King's fat ass.

7:52 And all electronics need to be stowed away.

7:55 That's a note for the white guy who is watching BBW compilations.

7:59 So, hey.

8:00 [BELL DINGS] NICK CANNON: Let's go old school.

8:05 All right, all right.

8:06 You're roasting the police.

8:08 MAN: Go ahead.

8:09 Hey.

8:10 [CHEERING] CROWD: We be roastin'!

8:16 Roast up!

8:18 Roast up!

8:19 Roast up!

8:20 Roast up!

8:23 You're roasting the police as Malcolm X.

8:26 Ah, all right, all right.

8:28 All right.

8:29 WOMAN: OK.

8:30 MAN: OK.

8:31 WOMAN: All right.

8:32 Brothers and sisters, by any means necessary— the cops only hosed

8:38 us 'cause they couldn't get their wives [BLEEP].

8:40 [LAUGHTER] Yeah, and the cops so stupid they shot Denzel trying to get me.

8:46 [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] He got his own humor.

8:51 [CHEERING] My brother, you did not do that justice.

8:56 If I was going to roast the police as Malcolm X,

8:58 I would say, Black people, Black people, Black people.

9:01 If a police ever tries to put his foot on my neck,

9:04 then I'm gon' put my foot up his ass, in the name of Black people.

9:08 That's how you do it, my brother.

9:11 That's how you do that.

9:12 All right, New School, you're roasting Maddy.

9:14 [LAUGHTER] I got this one.

9:16 I got this one.

9:16 It's me.

9:17 It's me.

9:17 It's me.

9:18 Let's go.

9:19 Ready?

9:20 CROWD: We be roastin'!

9:23 Roast up!

9:25 Roast up!

9:26 Roast up!

9:26 Roast up!

9:27 All right.

9:28 You're roasting Maddy as a male stripper.

9:31 [CHEERING] There you go.

9:34 Maddy, get up here.

9:35 Oh, my god.

9:36 Oh.

9:38 I don't want to.

9:39 Ugh.

9:39 [LAUGHS] Here we go.

9:42 [CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] NICK CANNON: What the hell is going on?

9:46 [CHEERING] Not you again.

9:50 [LAUGHTER] Girl, you got to start tipping me.

9:54 Oh, ho.

9:55 There's no dollars on this stage.

9:56 I'm working for free.

9:57 Wild 'n Out don't pay you?

9:58 Come on.

9:58 No.

9:59 No, they don't.

10:01 [BELL DINGS] Let's get to it.

10:05 The game is in your hands, D-Wrek.

10:07 New School, Old School, wild out.

10:09 [CHEERING] CROWD: Roast up!

10:11 Roast up!

10:12 Roast up!

10:14 Roast up!

10:15 We be roastin'!

10:20 Roast up!

10:21 Roast up!

10:22 Roast up!

10:23 Roast up!

10:23 Roast up!

10:24 Roast up!

10:25 OK.

10:26 You're roasting Hitman as a fairy tale character.

10:30 OK.

10:31 Bring that ass here.

10:32 [LAUGHTER] I have to do the tooth fairy, right?

10:38 [LAUGHTER] You need a pillow for each tooth.

10:44 If I saw one of your teeth on a pillow,

10:47 I'd have to pay more money than Nick does in child support.

10:50 [LAUGHTER] Oh, what else— oh, when I see your teeth,

10:55 I sound like my mom watching Wild 'n Out.

10:57 They all look the same.

11:00 [BELL DINGS] That's racist.

11:02 MADDY: I didn't say it.

11:03 That's racist!

11:04 I didn't say it.

11:04 My mom said it.

11:05 My mom said it, and she's trying to be an ally, OK?

11:10 [CHEERING] CROWD: Roast up!

11:12 Roast up!

11:13 Roast up!

11:14 Roast up!

11:15 Roast up!

11:16 We be roastin'!

11:19 Roast up!

11:20 Roast up!

11:22 Roast up!

11:23 Roast up!

11:24 OK, you're roasting the president as a janitor.

11:27 All right, all right.

11:28 I'm a janitor?

11:29 All right.

11:31 I hate Joe Biden.

11:33 He misses the urinal every time he pees, and he pee with his ass out.

11:37 [LAUGHTER] The only person I like here is Kamala 'cause she bad.

11:44 She's sexy.

11:45 You can see the ass from the front.

11:46 She's sexy.

11:47 [LAUGHTER] I hate the White House.

11:49 They still got slaves here.

11:50 This place is terrible.

11:51 [LAUGHTER] All right.

11:53 [CHEERING] CROWD: Roast up!

11:57 Roast up!

11:58 Roast up!

11:59 Roast up!

12:00 Roast up!

12:01 Roast up!

12:03 Roast up!

12:04 Roast up!

12:05 We be roastin'!

12:08 Roast up!

12:09 Roast up!

12:10 Roast up!

12:11 Roast up!

12:13 OK, you're roasting a civilian as a drug addict.

12:17 Why the [BLEEP] do I gotta be the crackhead?

12:19 [LAUGHTER] So I'm a drug daddy.

12:21 OK, OK, OK.

12:23 [LAUGHTER] Well, baby, if you give me $2, I'll lay your edges flat.

12:29 You hear me?

12:30 [LAUGHTER] Boy, your ass look like the weasel on Madagascar.

12:36 Ugly-ass boy.

12:37 [LAUGHTER] Go ahead.

12:40 This thug been trying to get me [BLEEP] for two days.

12:42 [LAUGHTER] How long y'all want to see me on drugs?

12:52 [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] I was gonna let him go.

12:57 CROWD: Roast up!

12:58 Roast up!

13:00 Roast up!

13:01 We be roastin'!

13:05 Roast up!

13:06 Roast up!

13:07 Roast up!

13:08 Roast up!

13:09 Roast up!

13:10 Roast up!

13:12 OK, you're roasting Soulja Boy as a bus driver.

13:15 Ooh, I want to be Soulja Boy.

13:16 No, you got a bus driver body.

13:18 Aw.

13:20 OK, I got it.

13:21 (RAPPING) Soulja Boy up in it, oh Watch me crank And watch me roll And you,

13:25 sit your ass in the back of the bus.

13:27 Man, I'm Soulja Boy.

13:28 I'm the first rapper ever to own a bus.

13:30 And you gon' be the first rapper to get thrown off this bus.

13:32 By who?

13:33 Drake.

13:34 Drake?

13:35 Drake?

13:36 You talkin' about the same rapper that I own

13:38 the bus and I threw him back off the bus?

13:39 Drake?

13:40 [LAUGHTER] DC YOUNG FLY:

13:43 Y'all take your stupid-ass— [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] --down on this bus.

13:47 [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] CROWD: Roast up!

13:51 Roast up!

13:52 Roast up!

13:52 Roast up!

13:54 Roast up!

13:55 Roast up!

13:56 Yeah?

13:58 CROWD: Yeah?

14:00 We be roastin'!

14:03 Roast up!

14:04 Roast up!

14:05 Roast up!

14:06 Roast up!

14:07 Roast up!

14:09 OK, you're roasting Nick Cannon as a condom.

14:12 [LAUGHTER] Yep, we still in this closet, huh?

14:17 [LAUGHTER] Yeah, man.

14:20 How long you been here?

14:21 Bro, I've been here a minute.

14:23 Not as long as George has.

14:25 George, how long you've been here?

14:26 I've been here since Love Don't Cost a Thing.

14:29 [LAUGHTER] Damn, this [BLEEP] really don't [BLEEP] with us.

14:34 [LAUGHTER] Oh, look, a dark-skinned girl.

14:36 That's a first.

14:37 [BELL DINGS] New School, wild out.

14:42 [CHEERING] You like The Lion King, right?

14:51 I sure do.

14:52 OK.

14:53 Well, they call me Mufasa.

14:54 [LAUGHTER] You know I'm the King of Pride Rock.

15:00 [LAUGHTER] And everything that the light touches is your kingdom.

15:07 My kingdom.

15:09 Now you're talking.

15:10 [LAUGHTER] [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] CROWD: Hey, yo!

15:22 What you call that?

15:24 I call this the Usher.

15:26 CROWD: Why, ho?

15:27 'Cause after you smoke it, you gon' (SINGING) high.

15:32 [BELL DINGS] NICK CANNON: Just like it.

15:36 [LAUGHS] Hello.

15:39 Hello.

15:41 Hey, K.

15:43 How you doin', K?

15:45 You ever seen this movie?

15:47 How you do— look at me.

15:48 [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] Let's get to it, D-Wrek.

15:55 The game is in your hands.

15:56 New School, wild out.

15:58 [CHEERING] Hey, man, y'all look like a Tubi movie trailer.

16:03 Like, y'all look— [LAUGHTER] I'm gonna do the trailer right now.

16:07 Here you go.

16:07 Here you go, right now.

16:09 In a world— [LAUGHTER] --where one man

16:14 denies the pleasures that'll change his life,

16:19 this summer Nick Cannon, Sukihana star in [BLEEP] Nick's Ass.

16:27 [LAUGHTER] [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING] Hey, Callie.

16:39 You look good, girl.

16:40 I love your new song, by the way.

16:41 Hey, Nicky.

16:43 [SIGHS] OK, so let me state the obvious.

16:46 We know, Nick, you have a lot of baby mamas.

16:48 You have a lot of kids.

16:49 Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

16:51 But to end this Cannon epidemic,

16:53 I got to call someone to do some population control.

16:58 [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] Do you know where Nick's condoms are?

17:05 [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) I'm the map.

17:08 I'm the map.

17:09 I'm the map.

17:12 Let's go.

17:13 [CHEERING] Very funny.

17:16 Very funny.

17:17 [BEAT BOXING] CROWD: Wildstyle.

17:25 Where'd Conceited go?

17:26 I think that Charlie ate him You're so

17:28 big You're not Clips You the entire compilation Hey,

17:31 I'm big-steppin' When you and your chick sexin' It's like Vine

17:35 'cause clips only lasted six seconds [BELL DINGS] Six seconds Hi,

17:40 kids My name is Frak You know where I live?

17:42 I don't drive a car So my friend is gonna let me

17:45 drive his All I do is kiss dogs in the mouth and got,

17:47 like, five kids And the whole time This [BLEEP] thinkin' 'bout fried

17:50 ribs [BELL DINGS] Charlie tried to rap Do y'all even remember him?

17:56 He's doing his imitation of his favorite food, M&Ms Every time Big Mac eat you,

18:01 you not a reality I'm battlin' Charlie

18:03 and the Chocolate Factory [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER]