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0:09 Let me get that vertical canvas fixed real quick.
0:11 Put that thing in there.
0:11 Get that thing going right there.
0:12 Turn that thing on.
0:13 Get that TikTok output going on there.
0:14 There There's that audio we need right there.
0:16 Going to be popping off right now.
0:17 Here we go now.
0:18 Going to be getting the stream up.
0:18 Chat, if you guys are watching to me, feel free to drop a l i k e in the stream.
0:22 Share the stream.
0:23 What up, Max?
0:25 How we doing?
0:25 How we doing?
0:26 How we doing?
0:28 How we feeling today?
0:30 Let's get it.
0:32 The vibes are high.
0:33 Chat, I don't even know what we're into, bro.
0:35 Feel like I got to check out all these Galactic Siege.
0:38 What are they doing here today?
0:39 What's up, Nia?
0:40 What's up, Over?
0:43 How we doing today, Kalua?
0:44 What up, Big Boss?
0:44 Renegade.
0:46 The Mad Man.
0:48 Let's get it.
0:48 Enjoy the roar, Miss Wubbles.
0:50 I'm alive.
0:50 I'm here.
0:51 It's Monday.
0:51 Let's go now.
0:52 What up, Archie?
0:53 What up, Vona?
0:54 What up, Hunters?
0:54 Twiggy.
0:55 Hinder, may the fourth be with you.
0:57 May the fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth fourth.
0:59 Is there no u in the word fourth, bro?
1:02 Is it not?
1:04 May the fourth be with you.
1:07 May the fourth be with you.
1:09 May the fourth be with you every day.
1:17 It doesn't even matter.
1:19 I have to help losers out.
1:24 Okay, I got to have my voice muted.
1:26 Yeah, what up, Fork?
1:27 With a u?
1:28 What up, Emmy?
1:28 How we doing today, Chat?
1:29 What you doing today, Z Bread Evan?
1:31 It's Monday.
1:33 It is Monday, isn't it?
1:35 I can hear everybody in here randomly.
1:40 Bouncing Bouncing Use best chart to customize your character.
1:45 Course, user might save Androids, calling card.
1:47 I'm not interested.
1:53 [laughter]
1:52 I don't want to learn an entire game of When you
1:55 should do a mukbang of the Mandalorian meal for May the 4th.
1:57 Absolutely.
1:58 Is that out yet?
2:00 Cuz that Mandalorian movie looks like it's going to be gas, bro.
2:04 It does.
2:04 It looks like it's going to be looks like it's going to be a good time.
2:08 Escape from Vader.
2:09 Star Wars Escape from Vader.
2:12 Escaping from Vader.
2:13 Oh, it's at Burger King.
2:15 What up, Josh?
2:16 At Burger King.
2:17 What up, Void?
2:18 What in the world is this, Dupa?
2:19 I don't know.
2:20 Some sort of Star Wars collab for the day.
2:23 Let's go.
2:24 Wobbles, congratulations.
2:25 The gears are officially That's all it takes.
2:28 You got to get the gears moving and then you you keep it rolling.
2:35 That mode is like Battlefront domination.
2:38 Good to know.
2:39 Good to know.
2:42 Yes, the Star Wars Escape Vader.
2:45 Do I have to be on a team here?
2:46 I'm stuck in a What is that, man?
2:49 A breathing utensil AND A BATTERY PACK?
2:52 I'M ALREADY NAUSEOUS looking at this.
2:55 I can go get the I got to go get the fan from the other room, bro.
2:57 It's starting to hot in here.
2:59 Hold on if you feel like letting go.
3:06 Hold on.
3:11 This can't be real.
3:13 Oh my gosh.
3:14 Oh my Do you remember any other night or you remember Yoda
3:22 lay Yoda lay Yoda lay HEE YODA LAY SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO YEAH, SMALL REBEL CREW.
3:38 People are dead.
3:39 We get it, bro.
3:40 Like it's literally the guy who does the Imperial March and stuff like that.
3:43 Like he's just a serial killer, guys.
3:46 Dude's a loser.
3:47 What do you want me to say?
3:48 Darth Vader's a loser, bro.
3:50 Get to the cockpit.
3:53 What up Ash?
3:53 What up Zebrad?
3:54 Zebrad, Zebrad.
3:57 You started a new camera setup?
3:58 Yeah, I you know I tested it last night.
4:00 I don't really feel like there's anything quite worth using it just yet.
4:06 I don't think I care about this.
4:07 Let me see here.
4:09 Flip to the cockpit to rally up.
4:12 What up Peter?
4:14 Flip to the cockpit to rally up.
4:21 We got to drive it?
4:22 I mean this is cool.
4:29 I think it's cool but I don't think I care.
4:32 What up Carr?
4:33 What up Larambo?
4:35 Little Rambo.
4:37 Little Rambo.
4:39 Okay, droid tycoon is looking more You played the Star Wars modes last night.
4:43 Did you pop off?
4:44 Are you literally like a part of the Wookie gang now?
4:47 Is that something that you did?
4:48 J Bo, Keanu, thank you for the re-subs.
4:50 Absolute legends.
4:52 Let's go, dude.
4:54 Trosky said did you buy any stock in AI?
4:56 If you haven't, you should.
4:57 I'm just saying.
4:58 I'm sure that that's probably true but more so 5 years ago.
5:04 Right?
5:05 I feel like it's kind of like NFTs.
5:07 Like you got to get in like 20
5:08 seconds after it's announced and then those people
5:10 make all the money and then everyone else who invests later get a little bit.
5:13 Do you know what I mean?
5:14 Clan workshop.
5:16 Return into workshop.
5:18 Let's build a product.
5:19 Let's build a scrap.
5:20 Darth Vader.
5:21 Our plan.
5:22 Where are my coins?
5:25 What do I do?
5:26 I must build.
5:27 This is pretty great.
5:28 This tycoon one is the most popular and I'm probably going to get a ton of XP.
5:31 I don't need XP though.
5:32 I'm capped out, so.
5:37 I just like the sound effects of of that.
5:43 Hitting that scrap station.
5:45 Hooray!
5:46 Okay, cool.
5:49 And we're done.
5:50 And we're on to some BR.
5:52 What up, cringe?
5:54 Let us go.
5:59 Let us go.
6:02 May the 4th be with you.
6:05 May the 4th be with you every day.
6:09 What else we got here today right now?
6:12 Is that it?
6:12 Those are the three modes?
6:13 Cool, cool.
6:17 I don't think I would have Is there a Star Wars BR?
6:19 There is not.
6:23 There is, but there is, but not.
6:27 There is, but not.
6:29 There is, but only what I There is,
6:33 but I 100% that's the fastest I've seen someone try the modes.
6:37 Oh, means can second I talk like a sports caster for my next match?
6:40 You bet, bro.
6:41 You bet I can.
6:42 I can do whatever, man.
6:42 I can do it all.
6:45 I can do it all, man.
6:49 Mhm.
6:51 And it's going to be all up to the winners to be winning here,
6:54 and that's going to be a lot of winning as the winning will happen, brother.
6:59 And the winning is never going to end here
7:00 as the wins continue is going to be there.
7:05 Uh Dragoon said, "My baby is being born today." Nice, congratulations.
7:09 And on May the 4th, aw, it's a Star Wars family in here, dude.
7:12 It's a Star Wars family in here.
7:14 What's good, simple?
7:15 Each is Star Wars kind of day in here, bro.
7:18 Yeah, no Star Wars BR stuff.
7:22 Yeah.
7:29 Stormtroopers or die.
7:32 Dudes with the fake lightsabers.
7:36 Lightsabers.
7:39 You want to my usual walk with side to give it a run to go.
7:41 Hey, you know what?
7:43 Been there, done that.
7:45 Walk Walk like couple two and a half miles today.
7:49 However, if I try to run two and a half miles,
7:52 I could probably do it in a couple weeks.
7:57 Not like a whole 3 miles,
7:58 but I can get like a mile down in a few weeks, you know what I mean?
8:01 It's Your body adjust relatively quickly actually to working out.
8:05 Darkwing, thank you for the 378 months on the sub, dude.
8:08 Let's go, W your resub, bro.
8:11 Listen, chat.
8:12 We're going to play some Fortnite here, maybe 2 3 hours,
8:15 and I'm thinking maybe some of that new hot pursuit
8:17 mode on Call of Duty to close out later tonight.
8:19 We'll see.
8:20 I wasn't the biggest fan of them getting rid of my favorite mode,
8:23 but then this hot pursuit one you get to respond to all monsters
8:25 makes solos feel more fun cuz you get more than two, more than one.
8:29 Ronaldo or Messi?
8:30 The only one that has a World Cup win.
8:33 Sorry.
8:35 If you didn't win the big show, I don't know what to say.
8:38 Archie said that real of your grandma was so funny.
8:40 She hit that first take, by the way.
8:44 She hit that first take.
8:47 Hey man, I look at chips.
8:48 You know what I mean?
8:53 I ain't look at[ __] I mean, I obviously look at chips.
8:56 It's the big show.
8:58 Yes, there's going to be a couple dude.
9:03 Yo, let me heal you, bro.
9:20 Come on, this is my first game on, dude.
9:29 Come here.
9:33 Stop that.
9:39 [laughter] I'm loving when they pass away.
9:40 I love that.
9:43 I love when they pass away.
9:47 I guess we're doing fish only.
9:48 Tyler, thank you for the eight months on the sub.
9:50 Welcome back.
9:53 Yeah, thanks for popping into the chat there.
9:56 Just did it.
9:56 John Snow with a five months after defending the northern wall.
10:01 They didn't have a lot to look forward to in their debut with the Game
10:06 of Thrones national championship where they were defeated
10:10 by the White Walkers in a best of five.
10:14 They definitely thought the Lannisters were going
10:17 to be coming in there showing off their skills.
10:19 Unfortunately, they fell greatly.
10:23 The battle turns out to not be their forte, except for the Kingslayer.
10:29 Lannisters down.
10:32 Wait, it's May the 4th.
10:33 Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.
10:36 I may be about to crush [singing] some
10:38 chips and dip in my favorite spot tomorrow.
10:43 But I want some wings.
10:46 They should have given that, huh?
10:47 Elmo, I didn't really play it.
10:48 I looked at it, but I didn't really play it though.
10:50 So, you got a dope birthday.
10:52 That's a dope birthday, brother.
10:57 That's one of them birthdays you never forget.
10:59 What up, Andre?
11:08 I'm going in for the kill.
11:11 Yeah, Leo, bro.
11:12 That's what happens, man.
11:13 Wait till it's your turn to fall off.
11:16 You're going to love that era, bro.
11:19 You'll think about this day.
11:20 What up, one hit wonder?
11:21 What up, GG?
11:22 No, we just started the stream, goat.
11:24 Uh Wyatt, we need Dude, I don't like what I'm seeing right now.
11:33 I'm going to get jumped here in a second.
11:37 Oh, no.
11:39 Oh, no.
11:43 Here he comes.
11:52 Aw.
11:53 YOU'RE DEAD.
11:57 OFF OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, YOU SAID I watch on YouTube.
12:00 Thank you, brother.
12:00 I appreciate that.
12:01 It don't matter where you watch, man.
12:02 It's 2026, man.
12:04 They're everywhere now.
12:05 You can watch on whatever platform you want, man.
12:08 Which sometimes is overwhelming, but most of the time I think it's just cool.
12:11 I think it's just neato.
12:15 The Andre is back in business.
12:20 Battle Rod College is back in business.
12:26 It's a pretty good little loading.
12:32 Flop, thank you for the 47 months on the sub.
12:36 American Family Insurance.
12:41 [screaming] I didn't I never even been here.
12:45 I'm not going to lie.
12:46 Builder's barrier?
12:47 Like what?
12:49 I've not even been here, Chad.
12:53 Another one, Tdouble.
12:54 Man, how are you today, friend-o?
12:56 Appreciate you tuning in now.
13:00 Oh, yes.
13:12 It's going good, too.
13:15 T T wire to the T.
13:20 Beyond chaos, well welcome welcome now.
13:23 Where is that thing at, man?
13:29 Where I hear that?
13:34 I need some Shock Waves, Bobby.
13:37 Tell your mother when she goes to the store
13:39 I need her to pick up a 12-pack of Shockies.
13:42 Not to be confused with the Wichita State Shockers,
13:44 which happen to be a I believe a Division 1 basketball team.
13:49 You're out of work as an injury?
13:51 Boo.
13:52 Sorry to hear that.
14:03 Anonymous.
14:05 Anonymous.
14:07 Anonymous.
14:11 Why did I just Anonymous, you're gone.
14:39 Anonymous, more mooses.
14:42 MORE MOOSE.
14:43 MORE MEESE.
14:45 Mamma mia.
14:47 Here we go, Lou get.
14:49 Missile 15 stream street.
14:50 Come on, go.
14:52 That's like 2 months worth now.
14:55 You're going crazy.
14:56 You're going you're going wild you're going crazy with it.
14:58 Wow, you're going wild crazy with it right now.
15:02 There it is, Babylon.
15:03 It's Friday, minus 4 days.
15:06 What up, nerd?
15:07 Said to use code LEGENDS.
15:08 No, Face, good to see you.
15:09 Isaac, may the fourth be with you.
15:11 Shots, don't let them make you pass away.
15:14 The only person that's going to make
15:15 me pass away is myself from high cholesterol.
15:17 Am I right or am I right, Chad?
15:21 [laughter] Try not to do lives again, bro.
15:24 It's that part of the week, bro.
15:25 You got to try it on Mondays.
15:26 The new one, you got to let that one fly cuz
15:28 you got to let people know you're not scared to be you.
15:29 You know what I mean?
15:34 I'm 49 and I'm 50.
15:38 220 and I'm doomed and did.
15:46 Look at that guy up there.
15:47 Why are there so many people over here on this side of the map?
15:49 Am I tripping or do I usually have
15:50 this many engagements with real players at this early on?
15:53 It's not like it's been super hard,
15:54 but it's not like it's been super easy like that.
15:58 Is this the General Skywalker from Clone Wars?
16:00 It is Anakin from Clone Wars.
16:06 I know he saw me up there.
16:17 I'm 200.
16:20 50 stream STREET CHAOS, SAY WHAT?
16:24 [screaming]
16:28 LET'S GO.
16:29 WHAT UP, JAY?
16:32 I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE, YOU SON OF a biscuit.
16:34 You come on down there.
16:35 You come on down there.
16:36 I'm going to turn you into an English biscuit,
16:38 which is a cookie and it's confusing cuz I'm American.
16:40 We don't understand that here.
16:41 Cuz our biscuits either come with gravy or they're filled with jam.
16:44 I ain't no cookie.
16:46 And that's just wrong.
16:48 It don't make no sense.
16:52 I would you like a cookie like that?
16:53 Would you like a biscuit?
16:58 It don't make no sense.
17:04 Pretty sure that guy never He didn't leave up there.
17:13 I'm about to go see what's going on down here.
17:16 Wow.
17:22 Oh, wowzers.
17:24 I like that.
17:27 Oh, no funds.
17:29 Insufficient funds.
17:31 I'm suing, bro.
18:24 [laughter]
18:24 Have you guys noticed that all the sweats have went back to the thunder burst?
18:30 Like all of the major sweats have went back to the thunder burst, dude.
18:33 Have you noticed that?
18:35 Six shock waves, six uh six of the the gloves.
18:39 I can't get away from it, bro.
18:41 Do do do do do do do do.
18:44 What up, Marsh?
18:45 Can I at least do a custom?
18:46 I uh I don't think so.
18:49 Not today.
18:50 Cuz I don't really do customs if we're being completely honest with each other.
18:53 If we're being really blunt, I don't really do a lot of customs.
18:56 Is this General Skywalker from the Clone Wars?
18:58 I've got no idea, bro.
19:00 Cole, listen, bro.
19:01 The guy already had 12.
19:02 They needed They needed the 13th kill on me, bro.
19:05 You know, sometimes you just got to not be able to get away
19:08 cuz they can hit fire you while you're flying with that thunder burst.
19:12 Oh.
19:14 Oh.
19:16 Killed the swarm of wasps in my bedroom with an air freshener.
19:19 Wow.
19:21 Let's be honest with each other.
19:23 Chaos, I tried each of the new modes for roughly
19:26 12 seconds and that was that was enough for me.
19:32 I think they're very well done.
19:34 I I just I I'm not feeling it today.
19:38 You know, I'm not feeling a tycoon today.
19:42 Although they're very well done.
19:44 Do do do Charles, we're just kicking it, brother.
19:46 Kicking it, playing, doing it, playing, doing it.
19:51 Doing that.
19:52 I was like, "Yeah, any Star Wars modes?" I'm I'm done.
19:58 If it's not officially part of the BR, I don't think I really care.
20:01 You know what I mean?
20:11 Like I like it like they could have brought back What they
20:13 What they should have done is just dropped the Star Wars POI,
20:16 dropped a few Star Wars weapons,
20:18 and revealed lightsabers are available for purchase this year
20:20 and it would have been it would have been wrapped.
20:23 And then they could have just brought the sabers
20:25 back for certain parts of the map and I
20:26 think I would have been Like we didn't need a month worth of a Star Wars season.
20:31 We just needed like enough and I feel like
20:33 that would have been That would have been enough.
20:38 There's no way our stream time for Kiki's is the bus driver.
20:43 [laughter] This game is You guys are ridiculous.
20:46 You're over the Star Wars collab.
20:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care about like the side map missions.
20:51 What I care about is just playing like a a normal game mode.
20:56 Normal one.
20:56 Just like one POI would have been good like make you know,
21:00 Tatooine the forest over here.
21:02 I feel like or wherever the Ewoks live in the forest or the Wookiee,
21:04 whichever one it is, I don't remember.
21:06 That would have been nice enough, I think.
21:09 I think I would have been okay with that.
21:15 I mean, that's just disrespectful.
21:17 Not even to not even to try to run.
21:23 Definitely feel like they lowered aim assist, bro.
21:25 Not going to lie.
21:27 I wanted a POI.
21:30 Maybe I should give this a go, bro.
21:31 All the hackers and the sweats love this gun, so.
21:36 Makes sense though, cuz you can double fire while people are running away.
21:39 You can just hit fire it real easy,
21:40 and it's it's actually goes wherever your bullet goes.
21:43 That makes a lot of sense to me right there.
21:45 What up, JUMBO BOBBY?
21:47 SO, MR.
21:48 SITH STAR WARS GOT BORING LIKE TWO CHAPTERS AGO.
21:50 I think they just overdid it last year.
21:52 I think a huge chunk of the player base has quit playing the game for BR.
21:58 And I also think that last year,
22:01 they uh they wouldn't last it too long, so they closed it.
22:21 I murdered you for the one time.
22:27 He definitely overdid it.
22:29 That boy was moving, man.
22:30 He was moving around all serpent-like.
22:32 I mean, that boy was a snake, man.
22:34 That boy was a snake, man.
22:36 I can't even believe what I just saw.
22:37 That was a serpent flying around, man.
22:39 Wowzers.
22:42 Wowzers.
22:43 That boy was a serpent.
22:45 Yeah, and then the Star Yeah, the Star Wars POIs being there for too long.
22:50 So, I I do think it was maybe smart if they didn't have enough
22:52 time to get stuff done to only do what they did with the the the [snorts]
22:57 the like custom modes, but I also think that yeah,
23:01 it's probably better to do that than to like overdo it, you know?
23:07 Yeah.
23:08 Let's make it Let's make it rain out here.
23:12 Star Wars POI's dropped.
23:14 Jet, what kind of long-form videos should we make, man?
23:18 I'm almost wondering if we shouldn't do some
23:21 We got so much lore on this channel.
23:24 For years of playing in like random tournaments and just like games.
23:29 I'm like, maybe we should just start doing some
23:30 like I want to get back into making videos.
23:34 I know I say this like all the time, but like genuinely right there's never been
23:36 a better time cuz everything is so like dead.
23:39 So, I'm like, I wonder like some story times would be lit.
23:47 Like, here's how we won a $35,000 CFD's tournament, bro.
24:01 There ain't no way.
24:01 How does How in the world has Kiki's
24:05 been in multiple games and my rival without now?
24:17 In the day of a streamer videos,
24:18 I'd have to be streaming more consistently before I can make those titles.
24:24 You know?
24:27 Maybe we should do trying to get to max rank in every game.
24:33 That'd be kind of a fun series.
24:36 Let's get hard carried and now I'm playing Apex at a predator level,
24:41 just getting curb-stomped.
24:46 I'd go bald doing that.
24:48 Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, buddy,
24:49 but we can't be serious right now, all right?
25:10 Oh.
25:11 Okay.
25:18 Hey.
25:19 Hey, what are you doing down there?
25:20 You trying to get all healthy and stuff?
25:25 Okay, you're all healthy cuz I heard you eating the pizza now.
25:34 Okay, you just have a whole pizza in here?
25:49 I just want to shoot you once, brother.
25:57 Come on.
26:18 [laughter] [gasps] Bro.
26:22 Bro, those shotguns are shooting Those shotguns are shooting for five, bro.
26:28 Those shotguns are shooting for five, man.
26:32 I hit that man for five You know what?
26:34 I'm going to stop carrying them low-key.
26:35 I got to start carrying the one pump, bro.
26:37 I got to start carrying it.
26:38 Charles said, "Go for top 100 in the world
26:40 in five different games." We could probably I mean,
26:45 we could do that in Fortnite.
26:46 Rank zero build.
26:48 I could I could get to iridescent in COD,
26:51 but I don't think I could get to top 250.
26:55 But, I mean, that would be kind of fun.
26:59 What's up, Safari?
27:08 The thought of Jordan playing Valorant ranked is sending me.
27:11 Bro, that's true, Savage.
27:17 Once I start using that shotty, it'll hit for 15 damage.
27:21 You guys know how it goes, bro.
27:23 So, no one told you life was going to be this way.
27:27 Life's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's a joke way.
27:32 Now, I'm always stuck in second gear.
27:36 Simba, thank you for the 54 months.
27:38 What up, Sad Cat?
27:46 And the Power Rangers are out in ranked Mario Party.
27:49 Is that a thing?
27:58 Y'all remember when I played PUBG?
27:59 Crazy era.
28:01 Remember that?
28:03 Remember playing that in Kylie's duplex basement on stream, bro?
28:07 I The current The current era of gaming reminds me of that era.
28:14 Like, it was just dead.
28:15 And then Fortnite came out and like kaboom, the world.
28:21 Isn't it crazy it's been 9 years for this game now?
28:26 That kind of sounded like Jack Black doing the Friends theme song.
28:27 So, no one told you life was going to be this way.
28:32 Your life's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's a joke way.
28:36 Your family hates you.
28:37 Now, you're always stuck in second gear.
28:41 Look at these dudes fighting.
28:42 They're having so much fun over here, guys.
28:48 Let's see who wins.
28:49 Oh, what Why are they What?
28:58 I just was looking, bro.
28:59 I didn't think they were going to take it that serious, you know what I mean?
29:01 But Look, guys.
29:05 I'm rich.
29:09 I'm rich, bro.
29:12 Peep it, dude.
29:12 Check it out.
29:13 Woohoo!
29:14 Woohoo!
29:14 Peep it, bro.
29:15 Yo, Anakin got a job, dude.
29:16 He stopped killing innocent people and he got a job, bro.
29:20 Yo, this man is cruising right now, dude.
29:25 You know what I'm saying?
29:29 Dude, he wants to get high on my boat.
29:34 Mark.
29:37 Are you sure this isn't synthetic cuz it's tripping me out right now.
29:41 It come back somewhere back in here long ago.
29:47 It's such a wonderful fantasy and how to recreate what had yet to be created.
29:55 What had had a life that must have transformed for his nostalgic turn.
30:02 I was vibing, BRO.
30:04 LADY BARS TWO YEARS TWO YEARS ON THE SUB.
30:11 Congratulations on the green thing, the green badge.
30:18 And up next I believe is the space one.
30:22 We need to do some updates, too.
30:24 Let's get those popping.
30:26 She killed my best friend named Bryce.
30:32 She What up, Ricky?
30:37 Do do do do do bum scoop ba ba boo.
30:40 I kind of do like silent crash outs where just say,
30:42 "I've had enough." and I get off.
30:45 That's for my mental health.
30:48 Y'all have no idea how mad these games make me internally.
30:52 [laughter] Crap the bed twice.
31:01 Smell like doo-doo.
31:03 That's not nice.
31:06 Really run over me.
31:10 Anybody else would surely know.
31:15 I threw my controller once playing this.
31:17 Was that back in the day, or was that like SIT DOWN, FLAVOR CAPTAIN.
31:24 GUY FIERI'S DEAD.
31:29 Guy Fieri has been eliminated in game.
31:31 Moving on.
31:34 Must have run down in there.
31:41 Still have another month of the season.
31:45 And I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
31:54 I lost a build fight to the dude who was like 5 HP.
31:56 That sounds about right.
32:00 Went like what build fight was I winning?
32:02 If you lost a build fight to me, you're low-key terrible.
32:07 You know what [laughter] I mean?
32:10 How you doing?
32:13 How you doing?
32:13 Back then, I was so bad.
32:16 So bad.
32:19 Ever played Cuisine Royale?
32:21 I've not.
32:21 What's up, raise?
32:23 Crazy hot box on the yacht.
32:26 Getting faded on the yacht with the boys.
32:29 Getting faded on the yacht.
32:33 Yo.
32:34 Jimothy, what's good, bro?
32:36 Yo, you want to go get faded on my dad's yacht?
32:38 If we wreck it, we can just buy another one.
32:42 [laughter] I'm having a heart attack.
32:45 Please call the police.
32:49 I think these drugs have been stepped on, bro.
33:03 Bro, I'm like I'm like messing around and like uh you know what I mean?
33:20 Need to do a Fortnite version called What a Noob Believes.
33:22 That's not a bad idea, actually, bro.
33:24 What a Noob Believes.
33:26 [singing] Trash Bros, do we have a delay on YouTube?
33:29 I don't.
33:29 It's probably you.
33:34 Probably you by accident.
33:35 You might just might might need a drag it.
33:37 Thank you, Abraham.
33:43 [laughter] Sorry, Wobbles.
33:46 What up, Alfie?
33:47 You can't make an edit of me.
33:48 I don't think so.
33:50 Well, I don't care.
33:52 Yeah, whatever likes.
33:53 Mikey just ordered a taco grande pizza from Casey's.
33:56 When did you Where did you get the taco pizza?
33:58 Taco pizzas are underrated, bro.
34:00 This season's going to last forever.
34:03 They should just end it now.
34:06 They should end this season.
34:12 What?
34:25 Do I have a favorite landing spot now?
34:27 Um I mean, I could try that new Builder's Paradise or whatever it's called.
34:36 I just I just went to a yacht rock playlist.
34:42 Are we considering this yacht rock?
34:45 We're considering Bobby Caldwell yacht rock?
34:49 I don't I would say no.
34:53 I guess you wonder where I've been.
34:58 I searched to find love within.
35:04 I came back to let you know I got a thing for food and I'm real fat, bro.
35:13 [singing] You know what I mean?
35:14 I don't think we're throwing that one in the yacht rock category, bro.
35:18 People wonder what is wrong with me.
35:21 Trash man, thank you for all the diamonds.
35:24 Thank you for the diamonds.
35:26 For all of the diamonds.
35:28 For the di- di- di- di- di- diamonds.
35:32 Have you seen Ninja play with Ninja anymore?
35:33 Have you seen that man on any game
35:34 but Ark Raiders or League of Legends cuz brother,
35:37 listen, all my friends abandoned me, bro.
35:39 I want to point that out.
35:40 They're all on different games now.
35:42 And you know what?
35:45 I I get playing Ark Raiders cuz that game looked lit if you were like in it.
35:49 You know what I mean?
35:49 You were part of that that group that was blowing up with that thing, bro.
35:52 Like I get it.
35:54 But I ain't seen none of my boys on Fortnite in a minute, man.
35:58 But we had a good like two three year run.
36:00 You know what I mean?
36:02 People wonder what is wrong with me.
36:06 Cuz I got a thing for food and I can't quit eating.
36:15 I want to go to Humble Hills where my father was born and raised.
36:18 On the playground is where he spent most of his days chilling out, maxing,
36:21 relaxing all cool and he was shooting some
36:22 people outside of the school when a couple
36:24 of guys who were up to no good they started making trouble in his neighborhood.
36:27 He got in one little fight and his mom got
36:29 scared and then he said you're moving with your auntie
36:30 and uncle in and I was like I'm pretty sure
36:32 you just stole the whole thing from a different Dude,
36:48 bro how about bro if Philly beats the Knicks?
36:53 Like I root for my boy Karl Towns.
36:56 Cuz we used to game together but if if
36:58 Philly beats the Knicks I don't think they will though.
37:02 I don't think they will.
37:05 I think Joel Embiid had like an All-star series and then
37:09 I don't most of times you can't do that twice.
37:14 Most of times you can't do that twice.
37:15 Most times you just can't.
37:16 I'm just speaking facts man.
37:18 And that when you do you're some all-time great status right there man.
37:27 If we beat the if we beat the Knicks Philadelphia will be reduced to ashes.
37:32 [laughter] That is insane and also like I hope not bro but I like you know maybe
37:39 I don't want them to win for the sake
37:40 of the Philadelphia residents that don't watch basketball.
37:42 You know what I mean?
37:43 Maybe they don't they don't even know they don't even care what's going on.
37:46 They're like I just want to go outside and have
37:48 my pumpkin turn green but they blew up my neighborhood.
37:53 It was terrifying.
37:58 Dude, I don't know.
37:59 And then I mean yeah bro finally beat the finally
38:02 beat the Celtics so it was a big deal.
38:04 I was watching SportsCenter this afternoon.
38:05 I was dying laughing at some of the videos bro.
38:08 I'm not going to lie though those Knicks videos Man, losing that one's crazy.
38:30 I'm not going to lie, losing that one's crazy.
38:34 I'm not going to lie, losing that one's crazy, bro.
38:37 I just needed him to miss and he did.
38:39 You know what I mean?
38:41 That's the love you see, but I can't let go.
38:45 And so I came back to let you know.
38:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:56 Rado, thank you for sharing.
39:01 You said my team came back.
39:02 Thank you for the roses.
39:04 The calves, dude.
39:05 Oh, yeah.
39:05 Well, I'm rooting for the calves, too.
39:07 I mean, one of my one of my my boy plays a lot of Warzone with Donovan Mitchell.
39:12 So.
39:14 You know, if there's a side connection, we got to root for those guys.
39:17 But I think all them diamonds broke and come over here dropping that one.
39:20 Right there, man.
39:20 Let's get it.
39:21 Drop some bars.
39:21 I just might, brother.
39:23 Nicky said, wait, Chad, he's back from his weekly vacation.
39:26 Okay, first of all, I have been sporadically online, all right?
39:33 I've still been putting out a little bit of content,
39:35 but man, I'm real confused on what to stream right now.
39:38 You know what I'm saying?
39:38 It's been genuinely confusing.
39:41 I'm like, what?
39:45 I I I need to figure out like a IRL setup and just start going and doing stuff.
39:50 Honestly, man, if I just had a camera follow me
39:52 around with the kind of stuff I get into in public,
39:54 bro, cuz I meet the weirdest people on a daily basis, man.
39:57 Genuinely.
40:08 She's seriously not Bush, bro.
40:10 We give it to you now.
40:14 Hello.
40:15 Hello.
40:15 Hello.
40:15 Hello.
40:20 Mhm, let it go.
40:23 Can I do a Who is that splay?
40:25 Who is that?
40:28 Who is that?
40:31 Who is that?
40:33 Oh, those those Knicks videos kill me, bro.
40:38 [laughter] Hey, all that hate for Trae Young, bro.
40:41 HEY, YO, TRAE YOUNG [laughter] EVERY TIME I DO ONE OF THOSE, BRO.
40:46 New Yorkers have got to be the funniest people on the planet, bro.
40:49 East Coasters in general are the funniest people, man.
40:53 I got some friends out in Cali.
40:55 TRAE YOUNG'S BALD.
40:56 [screaming] BRO, I'M TELLING YOU LIKE THE amount
40:58 of jokes Knicks fans make kill me, bro.
41:03 Do I like to upgrade my weapons at the bounty board?
41:04 I don't think I've ever done that before.
41:06 That's a good That's a good That's a good shout, mate.
41:28 You guys going to come up?
41:37 That's a Thunderburst.
41:38 Wow.
41:40 Did they buff it?
41:42 Cuz like I just I don't think they miss.
41:45 Like I think that one is that the third or fourth
41:47 game that I've been eliminated by somebody with that Thunderburst, bro.
41:50 I was low stamina on the bounty board.
41:52 How difficult is it easier to use the combat shotty?
41:54 I mean, it's a shotgun, so I feel like it's too weak for sure.
42:03 Uh too high.
42:08 I used to like the combat shotty, but it's not really great.
42:11 What team is Trae Young even on, bro?
42:15 Is he on the Hawks still?
42:17 No, he plays for the Wizards.
42:19 I I didn't Did he get cut like mid-season?
42:25 He's doing like 18 points.
42:27 So, he slowed down a little bit.
42:28 Trae Young though was like on some crazy stuff, bro.
42:31 He got traded.
42:32 He He was doing pretty What's up, Dave Mosley?
42:34 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
42:35 Who wants some chicken to go?
42:36 What's up, Dill?
42:38 Anthony Davis and Trae Young are on the Wizards.
42:40 Oh, wow.
42:43 You know who I was having fun watching
42:44 this season was uh the dude for the Hornets, bro.
42:48 The dude for the Bobcats.
42:50 Uh Melo.
42:55 I'm a twerk in that corner.
42:56 Woo.
42:58 His brother, man.
43:01 [laughter] Uh what I was having fun watching [laughter]
43:09 I was having fun watching watching him play this.
43:11 He just plays like he's out there doing whatever he wants.
43:13 That's why I think of That's why I feel like it was so entertaining.
43:16 I feel like not everybody plays ball like that.
43:19 I feel like he doesn't care anymore.
43:23 What's good, Coach Bae?
43:24 What's good, Coach Bae?
43:26 What's good, Coach Bae?
43:35 Watch this over here.
43:37 What is that?
43:40 Jacob, how you doing, brother?
43:41 Welcome.
43:42 Welcome.
43:42 Try not to spam it up though, man.
43:45 Ricky said, "You got to open up a PO box." Ricky,
43:48 you know what I'm going to open up?
43:51 One of those snow cone things out of a truck,
43:54 so it'll go out of business in like 7 months cuz I underestimated
43:59 the difficulty of making a lot of money off of a snow cone company.
44:05 You know what I mean?
44:06 I Bro, there's bro, some of these businesses, man,
44:10 I'm like Like I'm going to tell you this right now.
44:15 Don't ever do not ever open up a video game anything.
44:20 Cuz you're going to go broke.
44:22 I just want you to know I just want you to know.
44:27 I just want you to know that, bro.
44:29 What's up, Michelle?
44:31 You're like, I want to open up a Like a unless
44:33 unless you're making content and you're having a secondary source of income,
44:37 bro, you ain't going to You could do it.
44:40 But boy, is it going to be hard, bro.
44:43 Yeah, have y'all ever seen somebody not driving
44:47 a 1988 Oldsmobile that owns a video game store?
44:49 Cuz I haven't.
44:52 Me, personally, I have not.
44:56 Yeah, I'm actually genuinely sad about Spirit Airlines, bro.
44:58 17,000 people unemployed.
45:01 That is terrible, bro.
45:04 Not to be a vibe killer, but that is awful, bro.
45:08 And now there's no competitive uh flights
45:12 for people who need to get places for cheaper.
45:14 You know what I mean?
45:14 That's that's rough, bro.
45:17 They kicked you off your flight mid-air.
45:18 They just handed you a jetpack and they were like,
45:20 "All right." What are you talking about?
45:29 Should have been Delta is crazy, bro.
45:31 Should have been nobody.
45:32 First of all, Delta Airlines got me number one in the world, bro.
45:35 You know why?
45:36 Cuz you pay more money for Delta, but here's the thing, bro.
45:38 They sit there and they look at you while they're smoking
45:40 a cigarette and you book that ticket and you're paying all that money,
45:42 but then they get you to where you got to go on time.
45:45 You know, some of these airlines out here, chat, I'm not going to fib you, bro.
45:50 They They LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED TO SOUTHWEST, MAN?
45:53 No more free baggage, assigned seating.
45:56 Chat, I don't mind.
45:56 I'm not going to lie.
45:57 I get a little anxiety with the the the just wherever you want,
46:01 but the no free bags?
46:03 Why would you even fly that airline now?
46:06 I mean, still great employees, great service,
46:08 but like in terms of picking it over anything else, bro, you're picking cheaper.
46:12 Frontier is about ready to get overwhelmed, bro.
46:13 They're about to get overwhelmed.
46:16 I don't think people understand like what's
46:17 about to happen to Frontier Airlines, man.
46:19 They're the only semi-budget place left.
46:36 Cool, dude.
46:37 Awesome, I'm dead.
46:58 What if I got some heels in here?
47:00 Oh, that'll be fun.
47:02 Wow, so fun.
47:04 This won't do much damage, bro.
47:08 Have you ever run a drunk Fortnite?
47:10 No.
47:11 I'm not going to, but I mean, sometimes I'm funny like I am drunk naturally,
47:15 so pretty much you get that every stream if you think about it, bro.
47:19 It's a new day.
47:21 Dude, no trust, bro.
47:22 Trust.
47:23 Also, didn't you get Didn't Jersey Mike's just get bought out by private equity?
47:28 That's going to be rough, man.
47:39 Oh, man.
47:41 Hooray!
47:42 MY GUN DOES NOTHING.
47:44 WAIT, COORDINATOR IS IN MY CHAT, BRO.
47:46 OH, YEAH.
47:49 What's up, Coordinator in my chat?
47:51 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
47:52 do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
47:53 do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
47:54 do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
47:57 [snorts] Thank you for flying Legion Airlines.
47:59 I'm actually not a registered pilot.
48:01 I also hate flying in airplanes.
48:03 So, I'm going to be Yeah, I'm a little drunk right now.
48:07 I'm going to be honest with you here.
48:08 This is going to be my co-pilot.
48:09 This is somebody that we just met here
48:11 in the entryway to the gateway here going down.
48:14 His name is Todd.
48:15 He has no airline experience.
48:16 He has over played Microsoft Flight Simulator
48:18 for roughly 3 hours before this show.
48:22 Hey, listen, we're going to let the plane do its thing.
48:25 Be sure to take a look at your window to the left
48:27 there or you're going to be seeing your family waving at you goodbye.
48:31 And I straight, we'll see if we can get through this together.
48:42 Too much paperwork.
48:44 What?
48:56 That's right, bro.
48:56 Southwest entire brand was like free bags and sit wherever you want.
49:04 They don't care anymore.
49:04 Yeah, we'd have Taco Bell served on my flights.
49:06 That's what I want you to know, bro.
49:08 On my flight I've never flown JetBlue log.
49:12 Worst airline experience I've ever had was with United.
49:16 And I've had great experiences with them,
49:17 but I I've had the most problems with them.
49:20 Danger crazy, thank you for the 7 months.
49:23 How do you say when's the next karaoke night?
49:25 I don't know.
49:26 I don't know, buddy.
49:27 You guys just get it mind, son.
49:29 I don't know.
49:31 I don't know.
49:32 It might be a little bit sporadic.
49:34 You know, cuz I'm sort I'm I'm sort of I'm sort of sporadic right now.
49:40 AEW is popping off now.
49:42 Is AEW the top of the food chain in the wrestling world now, chat?
49:46 Or is WWE still reigning victorious?
49:50 It's all about who's got the most money.
49:52 And I would say WWE still has the most money.
49:57 What if planes actually had a walk-up Taco Bell window, chat?
49:59 I think the last thing that people want are people eating beans on an airplane.
50:04 Okay?
50:05 Because have you guys noticed,
50:06 and I want you to pay attention the next time you're flying,
50:08 just how exactly predictable human beings human beings are.
50:12 As soon as the snacks and a drink are served,
50:14 everyone simultaneously has to take a dump.
50:17 Okay?
50:18 They line up for it, and they blow up that bathroom.
50:20 Bro, I've got some 50-year-old businessman who's doesn't care if
50:25 he literally took a dump in the aisle at this point
50:27 in his life cuz he's been on so many planes
50:29 releasing the dookie from from down under on that airplane.
50:35 They don't care anymore, bro.
50:38 He's in there letting that letting it loose.
50:40 Loose off the goose, bro.
50:44 He's in there He's in there just hoping hoping that that he gets fired
50:51 with severance from his job so he doesn't
50:52 have to fly in that plane anymore, bro.
50:55 Oh, just one more.
50:56 I already got enough in the bank to retire.
50:59 Yeah, one more.
51:01 I just needed just one more one more
51:03 month of this and then they're telling you what,
51:05 they're going to get bought out.
51:06 I'm out of here.
51:08 My wife and I are going to retire,
51:10 but in reality we're going to end up in a nursing home
51:12 that eats up every dollar we have because that's how it works.
51:16 You save for retirement and then it goes
51:18 straight into the nursing home until they milk
51:20 it from you and then you got to be on Medicaid for the rest of your life.
51:26 And that's how it works.
51:30 [laughter] Where do these stories come from?
51:31 MY BRAIN!
51:33 MY BRAIN!
51:37 MY BRAIN!
51:38 [screaming] PAPA, CAN YOU TELL US what life is
51:42 like when you could buy a house for a quarter?
51:45 It was amazing.
51:47 We used to worry about things like our lawns and and whether or not
51:52 we could go to the dinner and a movie every night or not.
51:57 You're making like 70k a year in 1985.
52:00 Like you're a millionaire, bro.
52:01 Let's be real EACH OTHER HERE.
52:04 STOP!
52:06 SHOW [snorts] YOURSELF, COWARD!
52:28 I MEAN, I GOT SMOKED, BRO.
52:30 I DON'T know what else you want me to say.
52:31 I mean, I got smoked, okay?
52:33 The fox literally WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
52:36 Just You know what I mean?
52:37 I got punched to death, bro.
52:39 I'm not for sure what to do with shotguns anymore.
52:42 I don't know.
52:43 What did I What kind of shotgun did that person have?
52:45 What up, Silverback?
52:46 Silverback.
52:47 Shut up.
52:48 Hi, dude.
52:49 Yo, big JPL, dude.
52:50 Thank you so much for the Aren't you sending embarrassing the raider saw that?
52:53 My bad, bro.
52:55 JPL, thanks for the raid, big dog.
52:57 Hope you had a great stream, dude.
52:58 My fellow non-bald guy.
53:01 You shave it?
53:06 Welcome.
53:08 Uh who's going to be your celebrity look-alike for dad?
53:11 What were you like in the '90s?
53:12 Who do I look like from the '90s?
53:15 Uh This is Is this what you want me to say?
53:26 I'm embarrassed right now.
53:30 Look.
53:32 Hold on, bro.
53:39 Like is that not me?
53:58 You know what I'm saying?
54:00 Like that's me, bro.
54:03 That's That's what I'm saying, dude.
54:06 Are you kidding me right now?
54:08 I'm here, man.
54:08 I'm Kevin James.
54:09 Every fat white guy is Kevin James.
54:11 I don't know if you know that or not.
54:12 Every singular fat white guy is Kevin James.
54:17 You said Married with Children guy, Ed uh Ed O'Neill.
54:24 Love and marriage.
54:25 Love and marriage.
54:28 Sorry to say finally live I can see you getting
54:29 a living building so I can usually watch your vibes.
54:32 Oh, yeah.
54:33 Jetpack, I saw you with the uh I saw you
54:37 with the uh the Darth Vader outfit on today, bro.
54:42 Your life?
54:43 Seriously, you're so evil.
54:45 You're so bad.
54:46 You're so bad.
54:48 We're putting a straight to the galaxy.
54:51 Have a marg.
54:52 Have a marg.
54:53 Tomorrow's Cinco de Mayo.
54:55 Have a marg.
54:56 Have a merg.
54:57 And then margarita.
54:59 I want to have a margarita or something like that.
55:01 Mm, have a marg.
55:03 Have a little marg or something.
55:06 I'm the bus driver.
55:07 Does it matter?
55:08 Montres, does it matter what I do in this game or not?
55:12 You know what I mean?
55:12 He He doesn't even get a pension plan.
55:14 I don't even get a pension plan for this job.
55:16 I don't get benefits.
55:18 They're paying me barely above minimum wage.
55:21 I was told this was a good job, and it's not.
55:24 It's not, bro.
55:28 Oh, man.
55:31 They lied to They lied to us.
55:37 He He a marg.
55:38 Yeah?
55:39 I want a marg.
55:40 Margarita.
55:44 Tomorrow the whole office is going out for Cinco de Mayo.
55:49 Yeah.
55:50 Yeah, no you can't have a margarita on the job, but I can.
55:54 [laughter] You can have it I can cuz I'm the boss.
55:59 [laughter] Did somebody have a cat?
56:03 Does somebody want to scratch you?
56:06 I think I just breathed cat hair.
56:08 You're fired.
56:08 You're fired from this job.
56:12 Who said pension plans are extinct, bro?
56:13 Hey man, listen guys.
56:18 Unless you invested in NFTs in 2020, man,
56:21 I who knows what our retirement plans are going to look like.
56:25 You know what I'm saying?
56:25 Good luck.
56:29 Pensions smensions, you better have a Pokémon card collection
56:31 or you ain't going to have nothing at 65.
56:36 YOU BETTER HAVE A POKéMON CARD COLLECTION
56:39 OR YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE [screaming] WITH NOTHING NOW.
56:46 THANK YOU FOR THE 32-month story.
56:48 For the 32 months on the sub.
56:50 Show me the months.
56:51 It's a lot of months.
56:52 More months.
56:56 Than I've been pretending to talk like this with this voice.
57:00 Let me see what I got here.
57:02 Let me open up a chest.
57:04 I do highly recommend looking into investing into a 401k, but who knows?
57:07 Hopefully that'll still be around by the time we're in our 60s.
57:14 Who knows?
57:16 Who knows?
57:19 OH, WOW.
57:22 LOOK AT YOU.
57:35 WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
57:36 Do you have a Pokémon collection, Jimmy?
57:38 I do actually have a Pokémon collection.
57:41 But I've not seen it since I was a child and it's at my mom and dad's
57:45 house somewhere and I literally tried to look
57:46 at it look for it when I lived there, but I think it's under the house.
57:51 Uh I don't I I truthfully do not remember ever having a Charizard,
57:56 but I do know I have like a holo Raichu
57:59 and stuff like that, but I would have to see I mean
58:02 maybe maybe somebody was dumb enough to give me a Charizard
58:06 when I was a kid in exchange for something they wanted,
58:08 but I also had like some of the Pokémon 2000 Mew cards,
58:11 but those actually aren't worth any money.
58:13 Um but I I have a buddy right now
58:15 who is like severely into Pokémon cards and I don't
58:21 and and and like dude's got some dude is
58:24 spending some some coin trying to get that collection right.
58:33 He can come over here and fight.
58:35 Yeah, we built the house on top of the card collection, yeah.
58:37 Just to keep it that safe, bro.
58:39 I've not played I played the new Star Wars modes,
58:40 but I wasn't I wasn't super hyper interested.
58:43 I wasn't super.
58:45 What about you guys, chat?
58:45 You guys Y'all got a Y'all got a Pokémon card collection or what?
59:00 Y'all got that Y'all got that card collection or what?
59:05 You have an OG Charizard not in the best condition.
59:07 They're still worth quite a bit of money if I'm not mistaken.
59:30 Look at him with that mobility and stuff I don't have.
59:35 Come on, buddy.
59:55 So long, Benny boy.
59:58 So long, Benny boy.
1:00:02 You do enough weird stuff to people and they
1:00:03 eventually just get scared and leave you alone, you know?
1:00:06 That's kind of That's kind of what I think just happened.
1:00:09 Like my guy was weirded out
1:00:10 for that entire engagement just and then just stopped.
1:00:13 He didn't know what was happening, bro.
1:00:14 Do I collect anything?
1:00:16 You know, I used to collect Xbox controllers.
1:00:18 You know, they used to send me controllers
1:00:19 and I've got like a little collection in the basement,
1:00:21 but I've never really been a a collector type.
1:00:24 I have, however, bought Do you have any
1:00:26 Magic the Gathering players in chat, by the way?
1:00:32 You got any Magic the Gathering players in chat?
1:00:43 Anybody?
1:00:45 My brother just got into it and he's coming to the town like July 4th weekend.
1:00:50 And uh Anytime I pass by like a board game shop
1:01:07 or I'm at like Look how many of these we're going to open.
1:01:10 I got like 20 packs.
1:01:13 We're going to open them up on stream.
1:01:15 I don't even play, but my brother plays and I was like,
1:01:18 maybe I could get into it,
1:01:19 but I just got some of the booster sets cuz I was like,
1:01:21 we should unbox these and see if we hit
1:01:23 uh and see if we hit anything big for streams.
1:01:36 And then, you know, if I got some leftover cards,
1:01:38 I might build my own Commander deck or something out of it, you know?
1:01:41 I get my own Commander deck, play it, but I haven't played.
1:01:48 [sighs and gasps] You said the Final Fantasy ones are cool.
1:01:50 My brother's really into the Lorwyn Eclipse and then the uh
1:01:53 the Lord of the Rings if we can find any, which Best Buy had some left,
1:01:55 so I like got I I got some of those and that was pretty neat.
1:02:05 Did somebody say I played outside?
1:02:07 That what somebody said?
1:02:14 I mean, I played outside quite a bit,
1:02:15 but it was like I mean, I like was alive during peak Pokémon, though.
1:02:21 Like 1999, I remember it coming out and the cards
1:02:24 and it being like the most I mean, like you were trading them at school.
1:02:27 It was like the biggest deal.
1:02:29 It was so fun.
1:02:33 And then I got into Yu-Gi-Oh!
1:02:34 pretty hard and I don't know I have my Yu-Gi-Oh!
1:02:37 cards like just in a literally in a zip lock,
1:02:39 so I have no idea if they're worth like anything.
1:02:43 Um Probably not.
1:02:49 I would That'd be my My My best guess would be no.
1:02:54 But we shall see.
1:02:55 We shall see.
1:02:56 We shall see.
1:03:03 Brian said I work at Best Buy and people
1:03:05 wait every night on Fridays for the drop.
1:03:06 Yeah, yeah, I don't care about doing that.
1:03:09 I mean, like they used their own.
1:03:10 I mean, if if you're if that's like the fun
1:03:12 you have or brings you some joy, like I don't care.
1:03:14 I I do think like over scalping cards is a little cheese.
1:03:18 You know what I mean?
1:03:19 I think like if you're like fighting some mom trying
1:03:21 to get her kid like a Pokémon pack and you're like
1:03:24 you need every one of them cuz the only reason
1:03:26 you buy them is so you can try to resell them.
1:03:27 I think.
1:03:31 I feel like unless you're like in the the uber
1:03:34 elite section of somebody making for real money off that.
1:03:38 Which like you have to treat that like a business I would assume, right?
1:03:44 Oh, nice.
1:03:44 I already used one game with him sometimes.
1:03:49 But bro, some people go some people go crazy.
1:04:10 Some the the Target Pokémon drop made me mad.
1:04:12 I want to get the Butterfree.
1:04:14 I hear close to my heart and they sold out.
1:04:16 Yeah, they're like Or did you guys see that the Pokémon Pop-Tarts?
1:04:21 Did you see that the Pokémon Pop-Tarts
1:04:23 like they're reselling already like on eBay?
1:04:26 Like bro.
1:04:28 I mean I'm not going to knock the hustle cuz I play video games for a living,
1:04:32 but I'm also like I guess I make content.
1:04:37 But you I don't know.
1:04:43 Like scalping Pokémon Pop-Tarts is kind of crazy.
1:05:00 You got to be kidding me, bro.
1:05:01 Over with.
1:05:02 GG's.
1:05:06 Thunderburst again.
1:05:08 It's the Thunderburst.
1:05:09 Okay, so Who Who made the meta?
1:05:14 Which streamer has figured out the meta?
1:05:16 Cuz all I do is get punched and then thunder burst into death every game, bro.
1:05:22 Oliver, there's people reselling Pop-Tarts, believe it or not, bro.
1:05:26 People are scalping Pokémon Pop-Tarts.
1:05:29 Appreciate you for the sub, J.
1:05:30 Hansel.
1:05:30 Let's go, dude.
1:05:31 Welcome, bud.
1:05:32 Welcome.
1:05:34 Pokémon packs themselves are now $10 to $200.
1:05:36 Some of the booster packs going for like 400.
1:05:38 Yeah, that's an insane market.
1:05:39 But I mean, also that's like artificially
1:05:40 inflated like any market of collectibles is.
1:05:43 Like remember Funko Pops?
1:05:44 They're like out of business now.
1:05:46 Remember like how remember Beanie Baby craze is?
1:05:49 Like those aren't worth anything.
1:05:51 I feel like Pokémon cards will maintain value because Nintendo does a great
1:05:55 job of keeping their game alive and virtually the same for 30 years.
1:06:05 I feel like dude, I feel like
1:06:06 lockdown COVID when everyone got stimulus money, bro,
1:06:12 I feel like 70% of the people I know spent all of that on Pokémon cards.
1:06:20 Like you know what I'm saying?
1:06:21 I feel like I feel like Yeah, Funko Pops went bankrupt, didn't they?
1:06:28 As of late 2025, they've not filed for bankruptcy,
1:06:31 but they've issued a going concern
1:06:33 warning due to significant financial distress.
1:06:35 It's like the same exact reason why GameStop was wanting
1:06:38 to Have you guys seen the GameStop wants to acquire eBay?
1:06:41 That they made a pitch yesterday for it?
1:06:43 Have you guys seen that?
1:06:46 GameStop has so much capital because of all
1:06:49 the stock stuff for the last 5 years that they
1:06:52 want to buy eBay because they're aware
1:06:55 that the market is no longer in video game sales, it's in collectibles.
1:07:00 So, it's like I think eBay takes like 13% of the sale.
1:07:06 And were they saying they wanted 20 or something along those lines?
1:07:09 I feel like GameStop was wanting 20 for sale.
1:07:12 So, I mean like I I I might have just made that up.
1:07:14 Maybe that was just like an expectation if they were to acquire it.
1:07:17 But, it makes sense.
1:07:20 Like physic physical media is dead for the most part except for collectibles.
1:07:26 Like no one's buying hard copy games as much, which I still enjoy.
1:07:30 Like for Nintendo, I would never buy digital.
1:07:38 But, that it's kind of like that's kind of the vibe we're at right now.
1:07:40 So, it's like it makes complete sense for GameStop to just be like,
1:07:43 "Yes, we want eBay." Like why not?
1:07:47 It's just insane to be like, "Yeah, bro,
1:07:49 your GameStop wants to buy eBay when they were on the brink
1:07:53 of going extinct." Like have you guys been into a GameStop recently?
1:07:57 The allure is not the games.
1:07:59 It's accessories and collectibles.
1:08:02 I love going into GameStop.
1:08:05 It's kind of It's kind of mind-blowing.
1:08:11 Uh how many um Like the like seeing the prices of like vintage games.
1:08:19 Like I know I saw I was at a There's a really cool store in Kansas City.
1:08:23 I forgot what it's called.
1:08:24 It's in Shawnee Mission.
1:08:24 It's a video game store.
1:08:26 But, they do um They have like all actual great vintage collectibles game stuff.
1:08:32 Maybe we'll do like a live stream and just go in there and walk around.
1:08:35 But, like they had like Pokémon Crystal was like $250 or $400 in box.
1:08:39 I was like, "I have that game
1:08:40 at my parents' house in a box somewhere." And yeah,
1:08:43 I guess you could still sell it for like $200 like out of the box.
1:08:46 Like I don't really I don't really revisit
1:08:51 anything except a Nintendo 64 every now and then.
1:08:54 That's like really it.
1:08:57 Um but but the idea of like physical media It's almost
1:08:59 like video game It's almost like new video game hype is dying.
1:09:05 Until we get the Grand Theft Auto,
1:09:06 but people are highly, highly interested in having anything that's nostalgic.
1:09:13 And I think that's I think that there's a burnout across games.
1:09:18 Um for like try harding.
1:09:22 I think that's why like Ark Raiders exploded.
1:09:24 I think people like wanted to feel like they
1:09:26 were doing something without having to be overly competitive.
1:09:29 And then it had that social dynamic that kind of like old school
1:09:32 video games did where you could like talk to people and engage with them.
1:09:35 I We're We're like a really We're at a really interesting time in video games.
1:09:40 It'll be interesting to see like where the next couple years takes
1:09:42 us cuz GTA is going to like it's going to flood the market.
1:09:47 Every person you've ever seen make content is
1:09:49 going to be making content on that game.
1:09:51 And then Is Ishka what he interested in to say the least?
1:10:01 Jim, I'm just playing some solos right now.
1:10:03 You said You said zombies is still popular?
1:10:06 Yeah, but kind of like in the same way as like Like yeah,
1:10:10 a lot of people play it, but how much of a new audience is it gathering?
1:10:17 Like zombies is also weirdly nostalgic.
1:10:19 Like that's what I mean.
1:10:20 Like I I feel like people aren't looking to current FPS titles
1:10:25 in the same way that they were probably since Warzone 1 came out.
1:10:30 Like I just don't feel like there's that connection
1:10:32 to it cuz I think BR is like I think BR
1:10:36 is like a game medium is kind of doing what
1:10:39 arena shooters did like whenever Battle Royale started coming out,
1:10:43 which is Like it's going to like
1:10:45 Valorant will always maintain cuz it's mostly competitive.
1:10:57 But I don't know like what will we see the comeback of arena shooters?
1:11:04 That's what I'm interested in.
1:11:05 Are we going to see a new Halo come out?
1:11:07 Are they going to be smart and release a Halo 3 remastered?
1:11:10 That's perfect as is.
1:11:14 Or are we going to see that come back?
1:11:16 Are we going to see Like right now I would say Call of Duty is in a better
1:11:21 state with Black Ops Royale and like the hot pursuit that it's been in a while,
1:11:25 but I I I don't know.
1:11:28 I think less people are gaming right now, FPS maybe, than they have in the past.
1:11:33 I don't know.
1:11:33 It's very interesting.
1:11:36 We have the hero shooters like Marvel Rivals came out,
1:11:39 exploded, but that had like a 6-7 month lifespan.
1:11:43 Arc Raiders I thought was going to last a little bit longer.
1:11:47 In terms of it being like content for Arc Raiders still does well.
1:11:52 But it's like I don't know.
1:11:54 Is it going to I think every I think everybody has kind of TikTok brain.
1:12:00 And so, you know, it's not it's not like you
1:12:02 get 3 years out of a title anymore cuz it's popular.
1:12:08 I think you're just going to see people There's There's too many options
1:12:14 and when you add vastness then that creates diversity and like And honestly,
1:12:22 I think AI is going to be the next thing in video games and I
1:12:24 think it's going to be extremely scary
1:12:26 cuz individuality and what you want to pick, you have so many options now.
1:12:31 And then once AI lets you completely make whatever video game
1:12:34 you want to be real real in like a matter of moments,
1:12:37 no one will be able to relate to you cuz your game will entirely be unique.
1:12:40 I feel like when I was a kid, everybody played the same games.
1:12:46 You have got to be kidding me.
1:12:49 Everybody played the same games.
1:12:54 And so you could relate to that and I feel
1:12:56 like nobody I know is playing the same game right now.
1:12:59 This is intriguing stuff, man.
1:13:04 It is.
1:13:05 This is intriguing stuff.
1:13:09 Yeah, I don't I don't think stream viewership numbers equate to being
1:13:15 able to give a uh I don't think it equates to player base.
1:13:22 Cuz there's like bajillions of people that play
1:13:24 like Warhammer and like shamrock thing with the donuts,
1:13:26 brother, and games like uh World of Tanks and stuff like that.
1:13:33 They may not have great viewership, but their player base is huge.
1:13:36 And also we're kind of like I feel like US US gamers are a little bit Like
1:13:40 there's games in the world that have millions
1:13:41 of players that you you don't even know exist.
1:13:55 That's pretty it's it's pretty interesting.
1:14:00 Yeah, here's my Rivals made Overwatch getting the gear.
1:14:03 Hey, listen.
1:14:07 Competition breeds well for everybody, bro.
1:14:10 You know what I mean?
1:14:12 Soon as Soon as one game pops off and everybody's enjoying it,
1:14:16 it makes the other games in that category feel like they got to do better.
1:14:19 I love that.
1:14:20 That's what we need.
1:14:25 You get too many monopolies and then all of a sudden
1:14:27 nobody needs to be worried about how good their game is anymore.
1:14:33 Like I feel like Battlefield 6 launching as strong
1:14:35 as it did like made COD better for the year.
1:14:44 I I mean now nobody nobody's really playing that game.
1:14:55 Sorry, streaming that game.
1:14:57 Lots of people still playing it, but it's Do you know what I mean?
1:14:59 It's interesting, dude.
1:15:00 I thought Battlefield 6 was amazing.
1:15:04 I thought Black Ops 7 was better than Black Ops 6,
1:15:06 but everyone like everyone is kind of mad at that game.
1:15:10 Do you know what I mean?
1:15:14 But you That's why you also can't let people dictate like what what you like
1:15:17 or you don't like base I mean you got to make your own opinion on stuff, man.
1:15:21 But it is easy cuz like people just watch Tik Tok all day
1:15:24 and they just get their intel and then they won't even touch the game.
1:15:28 Unless they feel like it's popular, YOU KNOW.
1:15:40 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1:15:55 OH, YOU GOT 16 ON THAT GLOVE?
1:15:57 YOU JUST BRIDGED, SON.
1:15:58 AND YOU GOT ME THAT CROWN, BROTHER.
1:16:01 HEY, HEY, BROTHER.
1:16:27 WHY IS BEN 10 JUST HIDING AROUND HERE, CHAT?
1:16:29 I am so scared right now, dude.
1:16:34 Right, Ronnie?
1:16:35 Said my father plays World of Tanks but never watches streams or YouTube stuff.
1:16:38 Only information he gets is from update.
1:16:39 That's what I'm saying.
1:16:40 Like there's a whole world of video games
1:16:42 that isn't in part part of popular culture streaming.
1:16:45 And I feel like a lot of people don't realize that cuz they
1:16:47 only pay attention to like whatever's going on in their like e-sports ecosystem.
1:16:51 It's literally insane.
1:16:55 But what people prefer to watch is definitely changed.
1:16:58 IRL is definitely the new I mean that's the new streaming medium for sure.
1:17:03 Like people love that.
1:17:06 Answer that still play BF6 even though everybody hates it.
1:17:08 I don't know what like what does anybody hate it?
1:17:11 Or did it just like like any other arena shooter like what else is there to do?
1:17:15 You know what I'm saying?
1:17:15 Like that that's kind of the point where I'm like
1:17:20 Like unless you're playing comp I would have 55 bro.
1:17:36 That's okay.
1:17:38 I'll just move.
1:17:39 I'll just move to the I'm playing it bro.
1:17:40 It's on me.
1:17:45 This is Fortnite IRL.
1:17:47 Fortnite in real life just launched and now it's realer than ever.
1:17:54 But IRL is like what everybody like Is he going to jump this wall on me?
1:18:01 Are you being serious right now?
1:18:05 Oh my.
1:18:07 I don't Is that a pistol?
1:18:22 Guys in here still at me.
1:19:00 Seriously, bro?
1:19:05 OH, MAN.
1:19:08 OH, MAN.
1:19:11 AD, so don't you like when you play when
1:19:13 you do well in casual Fortnite zero build lobbies
1:19:15 and get matched up with the sweatiest players
1:19:16 of all time that you have no chance of killing.
1:19:17 Zam Camp, thank you for the 26 months.
1:19:19 I mean, Thank you for the 26.
1:19:24 I I mean, I do think that I do think that this I I think yeah,
1:19:33 I think that that's that's not great.
1:19:36 I almost wonder if grind time Yeah, I did it, amp.
1:19:46 I would sign it.
1:19:47 What up, Nathan?
1:19:48 I do think that like I I really don't understand what happened, bro.
1:19:52 Sometime in November this game switched up like what
1:19:55 the matchmaking feels like and like you just Ricky,
1:20:00 like I can win these games if I play it like I'm playing in a tournament.
1:20:05 But like I kind of feel like
1:20:06 that defeats the point of playing public match Fortnite.
1:20:09 Like am I wrong?
1:20:11 I kind of like like the fact that ranked
1:20:14 play is easier until I get to elite than me playing a pubs is like a a literal
1:20:18 sign of this game's not knowing what's going on.
1:20:24 It's like getting it's it's killing me, bro.
1:20:29 Mhm.
1:20:30 Mhm.
1:20:30 Mhm.
1:20:33 Mhm.
1:20:35 He's like what, bro?
1:20:36 That's what I mean, Dee.
1:20:37 That's what I'm talking about.
1:20:38 I'm like I'm all good.
1:20:40 That was great timing him.
1:20:42 I'm all good with uh with solos to a point being sweaty like
1:20:50 that, but I I I I feel like like Kylie just doesn't want to play anymore.
1:20:54 My wife because it's it's just not it's not as fun.
1:20:58 Cuz when we play together, she likes Battle Royale.
1:21:01 She is competitive, but she is not she plays this game when we play together.
1:21:07 That's it.
1:21:08 So what, once?
1:21:09 Sometimes we'll go on a spree we'll have three times in a week,
1:21:11 but most of time it's like once every 2 weeks.
1:21:14 So it's like why is she being punished cuz I'm good, you know?
1:21:18 I feel like that's part that gets a little gets a little stupid.
1:21:24 Twitch said, "Bro, first game on I'm
1:21:26 in your you're in my game right now?" Gigi's, man.
1:21:29 Let's lock it in.
1:21:33 But I mean also like where else would the cookie crumble, man?
1:21:36 That's like one of the reasons why I quit COD.
1:21:39 Cuz it just like wasn't I wasn't having as much fun playing
1:21:43 the game and I was having way too much fun playing Fortnite.
1:21:47 That's what made me swap over.
1:21:55 I guess I'll take that, bro.
1:21:56 I guess I'll try.
1:22:00 It's already said.
1:22:01 Haha.
1:22:04 Right, Matthew?
1:22:05 But like what is You know what I mean?
1:22:06 Like it ain't the same now, man.
1:22:18 That guy has pizza, bro.
1:22:19 We're dead.
1:22:31 And like dude, I'm the kind of guy who likes competitive gaming.
1:22:33 It's just like it's the difference between Is this Is this a stream sniper?
1:22:41 Nah, bro.
1:22:42 I'm not doing this today.
1:22:46 [laughter] You You can win the game.
1:22:49 Appreciate it.
1:22:50 You can win it.
1:22:51 I'm good.
1:23:00 Yes, TJ.
1:23:01 What's good, Harry?
1:23:02 What's good, bro?
1:23:04 Now I'm telling you that's why Arc Raiders exploded, bro.
1:23:08 You know, because it was like you The purpose
1:23:10 of the game was to like to me it felt like nothing.
1:23:13 Like you're getting loot, but like I don't care about virtual loot.
1:23:18 Unless it's Halo 3 and I'm trying to get my high boost armor unlocked.
1:23:22 You know, so it's like I like to win.
1:23:24 Like that's what I play games for.
1:23:26 That's what I got into content creation was to be a competitive player.
1:23:29 That was the then the funny part the funniness was just a bonus.
1:23:34 You know.
1:23:35 I didn't know I was going to be a gaming comedian when I was 18 years old.
1:23:39 I thought I was I was like, "Dude, I'm going to pro Halo,
1:23:42 bro." That never happened, but You know what I mean?
1:23:46 But it's also like I feel like I could play
1:23:49 socials like social slayer in Halo 3 and have fun.
1:23:52 There wasn't like a hidden MMR in unranked where I
1:23:56 would be playing against every You know what I mean?
1:23:57 I don't know.
1:23:58 It's just weird, bro.
1:23:58 Gaming is weird right now.
1:24:00 Like I said, I think COD is like I
1:24:01 think they're doing well with that that new mode, man.
1:24:04 I don't know.
1:24:12 Every gun is a meta gun now.
1:24:14 No, I don't know, bro.
1:24:15 I think that thunderburst might low-key be the secret.
1:24:17 I think that thing might be doing it doing it big.
1:24:20 Yeah.
1:24:20 You know she have full-time karaoke, bro.
1:24:23 Here we are.
1:24:27 I mean, dude, listen, I think Fortnite's always worth keeping on, bro.
1:24:29 It's a great game.
1:24:31 I think any game you can play for free, Fortnite, Warzone, Apex, why not?
1:24:35 Why not keep on it, bro?
1:24:37 Or cuz it's another Tarkov?
1:24:38 Yeah, I guess.
1:24:39 I didn't play Tarkov.
1:24:40 Once again, I don't care about looter shooters.
1:24:44 You're you're essentially just role-playing.
1:24:47 So, that's great.
1:24:49 It's also cool that there was like a whole
1:24:51 economy around it for months where it was like,
1:24:53 "This is what gets you hyped up." Well,
1:25:01 I think you play with That's the thing, you play what you want.
1:25:03 You know what I mean?
1:25:08 Race somebody down the strip?
1:25:10 You know what, tomato?
1:25:11 That's a great idea.
1:25:12 The likelihood of somebody not Let's just test this out.
1:25:17 Let me get in the car and honk a little bit and see
1:25:18 how long it takes for me to get killed cuz nobody will come race.
1:25:26 I'm just going to sit here and honk, bro.
1:25:27 Someone If somebody comes and races that isn't a stream sniper,
1:25:30 we call it a day, bro.
1:25:31 They're never playing with me again, Justin.
1:25:34 They don't play anymore.
1:25:43 W- WHAT?
1:25:47 THERE'S HOPE.
1:25:48 THERE'S HOPE.
1:25:51 THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS GAME.
1:25:59 You can have it.
1:26:03 What?
1:26:10 What, a ruby?
1:26:11 They left you something, man.
1:26:12 They left you something, bro.
1:26:15 Somebody wanted to have fun.
1:26:18 It's incredible, bro.
1:26:19 That's incredible.
1:26:21 It's so incredible, man.
1:26:24 She said if I did that I'd be eliminated.
1:26:25 You're You're telling me that didn't seem real, bro.
1:26:28 I haven't had nobody like have fun that wasn't
1:26:31 a stream sniper in a long time, bro.
1:26:37 I wonder who else is using this thing, bro.
1:26:38 This thing nuts.
1:26:43 I'm dead.
1:26:51 He He races me and then he comes immediately to kill me.
1:26:54 It's crazy, bro.
1:26:57 He races me and then he comes to kill me.
1:27:00 Come on, man.
1:27:01 We were boys, bro.
1:27:04 Bro, we were boys.
1:27:08 Stop.
1:27:11 Did I have a common shotty?
1:27:12 Like what did I What am I I
1:27:13 feel like I'm shooting people with with nothing, bro.
1:27:20 He just wanted me to warm up the loot for him is insane, Tay Andre.
1:27:24 That's actually insane.
1:27:27 Shifty came back to finish the job.
1:27:29 You're right, bro.
1:27:33 Ricky, that's what I'm saying, bro.
1:27:34 I like it.
1:27:36 I like a lot of good time.
1:27:38 I do feel like though it's like do I play this game solo anymore?
1:27:42 I feel like I'm going to have to get on with a duo every day.
1:27:48 Cuz like I got to play locked.
1:27:51 I need like a hard carry that I can like be locked when it matters,
1:27:54 but they won't just die.
1:27:56 You know?
1:28:06 I mean Charo, they they took me out, bro.
1:28:13 Marissa I miss Kylie.
1:28:14 Yeah, you know, well, she misses when this game wasn't her playing Satan
1:28:18 for 24 hours every time we have to get on, bro.
1:28:24 Fun.
1:28:27 Fun.
1:28:28 [sighs and gasps] You know what we need is we need a new game.
1:28:31 That's what we need.
1:28:32 We need a new shooter that comes out and figures out
1:28:39 that you don't need to put skill-based matchmaking MMR into every mode.
1:28:50 Leave him a tip for smooth driving?
1:28:52 That's going to be a no for me, dog.
1:28:54 Don't turn that tablet around.
1:28:55 Ain't going to be no 10% here.
1:28:57 I poured the coffee myself and I got it.
1:28:59 What?
1:29:00 This is a self-serve STATION AT A GAS STATION.
1:29:02 You want me to leave a tip?
1:29:04 This going too far.
1:29:09 Do I have the Master Chief skin?
1:29:10 Oh, yeah.
1:29:12 Oh, yeah.
1:29:12 You know we got the Halo one.
1:29:14 They should get the new custom update.
1:29:16 Yeah.
1:29:18 Nah.
1:29:27 Nah, nah.
1:29:39 I don't know.
1:29:40 He was just shooting the ground.
1:29:42 Does Kylie play Kingdom Hearts?
1:29:43 Oh, yeah.
1:29:44 Love that game.
1:29:45 She used to play the crap out of that game.
1:29:47 Her little brother did more so, though.
1:29:49 She likes it, too.
1:29:54 She used to own a video game center.
1:29:58 So, they they had all that, bro.
1:29:59 When they when they shut that place down, well,
1:30:04 we shut it down and just kept all of those vintage consoles and games
1:30:07 cuz and then sold them 10 years later cuz now they're worth some money.
1:30:17 Now they're worth real money.
1:30:18 Dude, that Street Fighter movie looks insane.
1:30:21 Genuinely, that movie looks insane.
1:30:25 They just said we're going as campy as possible and we're
1:30:27 just going to make it fun and I like that.
1:30:29 I think it's a great idea.
1:30:33 You should be able to drive You should be able to drive this.
1:30:36 She owned a video game center.
1:30:39 Like a LAN center.
1:30:41 You know, yesterday I looked up for fun.
1:30:42 I was like, are there any tournaments in the entire United States left?
1:30:50 And the answer is no.
1:30:53 There's no LANs going across the entire US that isn't like an underground one.
1:30:56 No official Call of Duty, Halo, Fortnite tournaments, none of that.
1:31:02 Except for collegiate stuff, which is awesome, but Oh, man, a purple one.
1:31:13 Have I seen the Mouse for Hire game?
1:31:16 Um, I I feel like my brother sent me a video of that.
1:31:19 It was like It was like, I'm immediately interested in the aesthetic OF THIS.
1:31:29 THAT'S WHY EVERYONE'S USING THAT, HUH?
1:31:35 I FORGOT cuz it's just a hip fire race
1:31:37 cuz you got to shoot them while you're falling out.
1:31:41 Unless I got to shoot them while they're falling out.
1:31:44 I have played Phasmophobia.
1:31:45 That game scared me.
1:31:47 I'm scared.
1:31:54 Yeah, it was pretty cool.
1:31:55 She owned a video game a LAN center.
1:31:56 So, it was like whenever That was back whenever
1:31:59 Halo 5 first came out is when we met.
1:32:01 And uh I remember the night it came out AND UH I REMEMBER
1:32:18 IT WAS THE NIGHT IT CAME OUT and um I put the game in.
1:32:23 It was like so cool cuz we're like
1:32:25 in this LAN center and there's like after close
1:32:27 like nobody's there but her and me and I put the game and I played one game.
1:32:30 I played one round of it and I took it out
1:32:31 and I never played I I didn't play for like 6 months.
1:32:34 I played one game was the Ivory Tower remake on Halo 5 and I was like no.
1:32:39 I'm done.
1:32:39 That was a And then in retrospect,
1:32:42 the game was better than I gave it credit for but I
1:32:45 was I I was I grew up a part of the Halo 1,
1:32:49 Halo 2, Halo 3 was like the best Halos and so by like Reach was kind
1:32:55 of the beginning of the downfall and then
1:32:56 4 was is like at the time was terrible.
1:33:01 And then 5 was like the five the five pro scene though was popping.
1:33:07 That's like when they first introduced the world
1:33:08 championship for Halo and stuff like that.
1:33:10 That's that was like fun to It was fun to see all that.
1:33:12 But um Panda, I just got killed, buddy.
1:33:22 So Hey Ryco, that's how you got to play it, bro.
1:33:29 You guys just got to have fun with it.
1:33:30 You're on a switch too so your solo lobbies are mostly casual.
1:33:33 But that was a cool way to meet, man.
1:33:36 It was a good time.
1:33:36 I mean it was neat cuz she would run like, you know,
1:33:40 I I would stream in the daytime and then I would
1:33:42 go go over to her LAN center and whenever I'd be done
1:33:45 for the day and then you know put some stuff away
1:33:49 or bring a pizza over or food over and we'd just chill out.
1:33:51 It was a very nice one.
1:33:53 So but like don't ever open one for business, bro.
1:34:03 I see like these small towns like opening up
1:34:06 used game stores and I'm like, I don't know.
1:34:11 You got to really love that, bro.
1:34:13 And that it's a perfect excuse to make content.
1:34:17 It's almost like you start What I'm starting to notice,
1:34:18 I feel like a lot of content creators are
1:34:20 opening up video game centers after they've already blown up.
1:34:26 Or not centers, but like video game stores, used stores,
1:34:29 and like retro stores after they have a after they have a following cuz
1:34:32 I feel like it it's like an excuse to just add more revenue to it.
1:34:37 But I bro, I can't imagine to start one of those up right now.
1:34:39 It'd be be terrible.
1:34:44 Cuz who's going to sell you that, bro?
1:34:45 You can just take a picture of an item
1:34:46 with your phone now and like they know how much it's worth.
1:34:48 Have you been to garage sales lately?
1:34:51 Bro, these people are crazy.
1:34:54 They they they phone chat GPT every item that they
1:34:57 got in the at thrift stores are terrible now.
1:35:00 Like all the all the stuff to you can't thrift anything
1:35:02 good cuz they've got a AI data telling you what it's worth.
1:35:06 So like you can't find anything you can't
1:35:08 find anything that's good for cheap anymore, bro.
1:35:11 Mhm.
1:35:12 No, it wasn't COVID.
1:35:14 No, it was just uh we just saw the silver lining.
1:35:21 People got sick.
1:35:21 It was just a whole thing.
1:35:29 It was yeah.
1:35:35 Garage sales are like a competitive sport now, dude.
1:35:39 Yeah, they are.
1:35:40 People are like really trying to I know what I got and I know what it's worth.
1:35:48 This lawnmower has got a broken blade.
1:35:52 It don't work.
1:35:54 I want 250 for it even though you can get a brand new one from Walmart for 150,
1:35:58 but I know what it's worth.
1:35:59 I know what I'm worth.
1:36:04 I know what it's worth.
1:36:08 Used to sit at Walmart for Madden to come out at midnight.
1:36:10 Nah, bro, those were the days, man.
1:36:17 Those were the days.
1:36:22 What up, Shilo?
1:36:24 You've been to a lot of nobody wants to sell their garage.
1:36:26 I don't understand.
1:36:27 This is a garage sale.
1:36:29 You going to sell your garage?
1:36:30 You going to keep being a coward, huh?
1:36:31 Coward boy?
1:36:32 Is that what you're going to do?
1:36:33 You're going to keep being a little coward?
1:36:38 Is that what you're going to do?
1:36:41 Ricardo.
1:36:44 Rest in peace, my guy.
1:36:47 Bud, you will be missed.
1:37:00 Buddy, you will be missed forever.
1:37:05 I have ultimate pro play rivalry rank 11.
1:37:09 It didn't they make this thing for you to you have
1:37:11 to have me like 10,000 wins or something to unlock the the umbrella?
1:37:17 It's something ridiculous in this now, isn't it?
1:37:20 What's the best shotgun I used this season?
1:37:23 I don't know, bro.
1:37:23 Everyone I use is terrible.
1:37:25 So, I got I literally have no I genuinely have no idea.
1:37:34 I feel like I use this one I don't I do eight
1:37:36 damage and then all of a sudden I'm getting triple pumped by dualies.
1:37:39 I don't know.
1:37:40 Tito, you're not paying five grand to the first five person to message you.
1:37:42 Good god, bro.
1:37:43 I think you meant God did.
1:37:45 Dean said, "How do you feel about the new Star Wars stuff in Fortnite?" I
1:37:47 don't really care about mini game modes right now cuz I don't need the XP.
1:37:52 But if I did, they're they're sick.
1:37:55 But like I don't need to play Tycoon, like you know what I'm saying?
1:37:57 Tycoon and not right now.
1:38:00 Guard of the season, sure.
1:38:20 Oh, that's fine.
1:38:21 I didn't want to do that anyway, so.
1:38:25 I don't feel like I've seen this name before.
1:38:27 Christian ATP.
1:38:35 Oh.
1:38:37 Is Rivalry Legend better or Rivalry Master?
1:38:55 Look at this, dude.
1:39:03 [laughter] What up, Skars?
1:39:12 Eddie said, "YouTube, would you perhaps not put an ad just
1:39:16 at a crucial second before a deciding shot?" No.
1:39:20 You said Chaos Revolver or Super Shredder are two good shotguns.
1:39:22 I feel like any shotgun's good depending on how you play, so.
1:39:25 I'm assuming I guess Rivalry Legend is better.
1:39:27 Is that how it is?
1:39:28 The Pinpoint Iron Shotty?
1:39:30 Talking about the Cube Rifle and the Infinity Blade?
1:39:34 I don't even know.
1:39:35 Was that what I just got killed by?
1:39:36 The Pinpoint Iron Shotgun?
1:39:38 Is that what just killed me?
1:39:41 I literally have no idea, bro.
1:39:44 I got no clue, Skorge.
1:39:48 Viners said, "What's happening?" I just don't care tonight, man.
1:39:51 I don't want to have to play this game.
1:39:54 Who did I just join?
1:39:55 What's happening?
1:40:01 My bad.
1:40:13 I'm going to win a BR solo, bro.
1:40:15 I'm going to lock it in, man.
1:40:17 I'm going to lock it in.
1:40:25 Good evening, Dad.
1:40:26 Play Escape Vader.
1:40:28 I'm good.
1:40:30 He was with the mask.
1:40:33 Who was?
1:40:37 Who was with what?
1:40:40 Arthritis in 5 years?
1:40:42 I'm good with I'm good, bro.
1:40:43 These wrists would have been broken years ago with the amount
1:40:45 of play time I have in video games combined.
1:40:47 I probably spent more time sitting down in the last
1:40:49 15 years playing games than I have being outside.
1:41:00 See here, bro.
1:41:02 Let's get uh What's that?
1:41:04 Epidemic sound.
1:41:06 They have much copyright music, don't they?
1:41:10 Locking in.
1:41:13 Oh, no.
1:41:14 I don't have a I don't have an account.
1:41:17 What?
1:41:20 What?
1:41:21 Yo, Rex, dude.
1:41:23 My bad.
1:41:24 Didn't mean Didn't mean to hit join.
1:41:26 I just like looking I was like,
1:41:27 "Who did I click on to?" Then I saw your name on the right.
1:41:31 Uh dude, droid tycoon 24 hours a day, bro.
1:41:33 24 hours a day, droid tycoon, dude.
1:41:35 You know the vibes, bro.
1:41:39 G- GGs.
1:41:43 I was like, "Nah, I'd rather keep playing this, bro,
1:41:45 and like not have fun and get destroyed for 24 hours a day now.
1:41:48 So, how about that?" Um Droid Tycoon 48 hours a week,
1:41:58 90 hours a month, 368 hours a day, bro.
1:42:01 That's just what we do out here now.
1:42:07 I hope you're doing well, Rex.
1:42:16 Oh, man.
1:42:19 The cube rifle is low-key annoying.
1:42:20 That's only in uh reload in the chat.
1:42:25 I LOVE LOVE [screaming] MAMA.
1:42:29 GOT TO GET THAT droid money for the family, bro.
1:42:31 Got to keep the family fed by getting that droid money, man.
1:42:35 Droid National Droid Holiday, bro.
1:42:50 National American University Are they accredited?
1:42:57 I need that droid money IRL.
1:42:59 Android Android is back.
1:43:07 You're getting got style right now, my guy.
1:43:12 I really feel like that pistol's better than
1:43:14 the the DMR that's in this game now.
1:43:34 They added some in zero build?
1:43:35 Did they They added a cube rifle and the and the and that stuff in zero build?
1:43:39 Wow.
1:43:42 This takes big catch.
1:43:45 That You can't fool me.
1:43:46 That looks like roulette.
1:43:48 Y'all be gambling in the Fortnite universe, don't you?
1:43:51 Don't you wish Peely had money like me?
1:43:55 Don't you wish Jonesy didn't go bankrupt bankrupt?
1:44:12 A LITTLE BABY TINO.
1:44:14 THANK YOU FOR THE 21 MONTHS.
1:44:15 Let's go, dude.
1:44:17 Let's get it, brother.
1:44:17 Appreciate the 21 months, dude.
1:44:18 Let me check out omnivore real quick.
1:44:21 Got to be right by the board, right?
1:44:22 Literally just That's omnivore, dude.
1:44:28 I don't know what that means,
1:44:29 but I know it involves eating like plants and animals, I think, right?
1:44:32 That's how that goes.
1:44:34 Thank you for the 21 months.
1:44:37 Honestly, I'm probably going to end the stream today with some Call of Duty.
1:44:40 Like I've been having fun with that game,
1:44:42 so I'm going to play that to close at some point later today,
1:44:45 but I'll be on Fortnite for a while longer cuz I have to win a game
1:44:48 or I can't I can't have my ego shattered
1:44:50 for 2 and 1/2 hours without getting a W.
1:44:52 I I I eventually I'll it'll click into me that I
1:44:54 care and then I got to win it, you know?
1:45:01 I didn't think I was going to have to have like
1:45:02 a PhD in this game in order to like get a job,
1:45:05 but that's on me for mistake, you know what I mean?
1:45:08 I knew that.
1:45:20 Like right here, no mobility this late in the game, like I'm dead.
1:45:23 If I run into one guy who's got gloves, it's over.
1:45:34 Nice, dude.
1:45:35 Nice.
1:45:38 Nice, dude.
1:45:39 Nice.
1:45:41 Nope.
1:45:41 Oh, nice.
1:45:42 Over here.
1:45:56 Uh it ain't in the pooper, where is it?
1:46:00 Oh, thanks, BioShock.
1:46:01 I appreciate that, dude.
1:46:03 I appreciate it, my guy.
1:46:07 RIP to the goat, dude.
1:46:25 Yeah, I know that, Beyond.
1:46:26 I know that.
1:46:32 Like I said, you know what I mean?
1:46:33 It's it's just like I you know, maybe some variety would be nice, I think.
1:46:37 If shockwaves were in every chest, would you be upset?
1:46:40 I mean, I feel like the new
1:46:40 shockwaves are pretty good equalizer, in all honesty.
1:46:45 Like you can't like escape like you could in past, you know what I mean?
1:46:51 It's not like I can't just bust through a floor and out
1:46:54 of the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and just eliminate you in 2.5 seconds, so.
1:47:04 I should get my what?
1:47:05 What are people using?
1:47:08 Jonesy is hoping to exit chapter 11 bankruptcy soon.
1:47:11 I mean, this is his year, bro.
1:47:13 Big J is just trying to make a name for himself out here, man.
1:47:29 They didn't notice me at all.
1:47:30 They were so locked in.
1:47:33 Let me get Let me get those.
1:47:34 Let me get Apparently not that.
1:47:41 I mean, I feel bad, but like not really.
1:47:45 What What?
1:47:47 Is this the fire blaster?
1:47:51 Bro, you know what?
1:47:53 Sure, why not?
1:48:01 This thing doesn't recharge, does it?
1:48:03 They only give you like one burst of it.
1:48:09 John Wick didn't even know I existed right there in that gunfight, bro.
1:48:13 He had no idea I was He had no idea I live up there full-time.
1:48:20 Mike 54 big butts on the sub.
1:48:24 That's Big Mike Watkins.
1:48:27 Watkins.
1:48:28 Big Mike Watkin Michael Watkins.
1:48:31 Miguel Watkins.
1:48:37 It's a lot of months.
1:48:47 Yeah, go get that thing healed up.
1:49:04 OKAY.
1:49:10 FIRST OF ALL, MAN, WHY WOULD WHY WOULD YOU hurt anyone's dog?
1:49:14 Let alone John Wick's dog, bro.
1:49:17 I don't really think that organized crime family was thinking, you know?
1:49:31 Dude, quit running.
1:49:35 Oh, yeah, Chef.
1:49:36 I've seen that guy's videos.
1:49:37 They're pretty funny.
1:49:52 Oh, cool, bro.
1:50:13 Is this other guy going to like push or is he just going to stay there?
1:50:19 Hope I get in a line of sight or I
1:50:26 don't think I've seen this being a weapon that returns, which is pretty cool.
1:50:31 What up, Cyber ear?
1:50:59 Guwami.
1:51:04 Is this guy on his corpse or did he go down?
1:51:07 I'm just You know what, man?
1:51:08 All All I was trying to do was kill somebody with the Soni mask,
1:51:12 but I'm starting to realize that ain't going to be you know and that's okay.
1:51:16 That all of us were meant to be alive.
1:51:19 At the end of the game.
1:51:23 Oh, you're right.
1:51:23 The cube rifle is in this game.
1:51:24 That is frustrating, isn't it?
1:51:25 Is that what I was dying to?
1:51:30 I forgot how to use this fire mask, Chad.
1:51:38 Kind of terrible, isn't it?
1:51:41 Not in that in a bell tournament we played in.
1:51:49 Brother.
1:52:00 Really?
1:52:05 I kind of like the cube rifle as like
1:52:07 a treating it like a rocket launcher kind of vibe.
1:52:26 Does this thing take people out in cars?
1:52:27 I literally can't remember, bro.
1:52:33 Yes, get out on the thing and then like come out and play.
1:52:47 Looks like they kind of gave me a free lobby here.
1:53:07 Just shoot it and it tracks who you shoot at.
1:53:09 Okay.
1:53:11 Is anyone else beginning to feel like nobody wants to come
1:53:14 fight or is it just is it just kind of a meme?
1:53:21 I was kind of hoping to have like a whole
1:53:22 like thing at the end here with this but you know.
1:53:28 50?
1:53:29 No, I'll just die.
1:53:31 I'm not going to spend my money.
1:53:33 I can't take it with me in Fortnite.
1:53:44 Lakers play against the Thunder tomorrow.
1:53:45 That's going to be a good match up bro.
1:53:48 They get Luka back in time my guy and he was at practice today, wasn't he?
1:53:51 So I feel like I feel like that'd be perfect.
1:54:20 Oh crap, it does work.
1:54:25 Did I just get thunder burst again?
1:54:31 Did I just get perfect two tap chat?
1:54:40 How did I get 150 health down?
1:54:48 That was like What up Olaf?
1:55:04 Who are you?
1:55:05 to build a snowman?
1:55:10 I literally couldn't find that guy, and then I just got full full sent.
1:55:12 We're going to watch this last We're going to watch this last elimination here.
1:55:19 I think it was me and him were the last two real players in the game.
1:55:32 What?
1:55:36 Oh, watch out.
1:55:44 Why is that guy just driving around in the storm for?
1:55:48 At least we know that glove hits for 100.
1:55:53 Now, the burst is that good.
1:55:55 Like, it's always at the top level you
1:55:56 see the guns that people don't think about.
1:55:57 The burst burst weapon specifically with hackers are Like,
1:56:02 if you're hacking, the burst is literally it's literally the best.
1:56:06 And if you're really good, it's literally the best.
1:56:23 He wins.
1:56:25 Quit amity.
1:56:27 Quit amity.
1:56:28 Quit amity.
1:56:54 Had a rock climb, have a good time.
1:56:56 I am off this game.
1:56:59 I'm going to play some COD cuz that's what I want to play.
1:57:04 That's what I want to play.
1:57:08 And then I got to go to the barber on Friday cuz I'm starting
1:57:10 to look like I have never seen a razor in my life before, yeah.
1:57:16 All right.
1:57:18 That was the chapter five special for hackers.
1:57:24 Hate man legion, you already know, bro.
1:57:26 You already know, bro.
1:57:30 You already know.
1:57:37 2 hours of forward.
1:57:38 That's pretty pretty painful today.
1:57:43 Let's see here.
1:57:57 Meow, meow, meow.
1:58:03 Don't let me in, bruv.
1:58:05 Why did I just go up and do your[ __] when I switch game titles?
1:58:07 What's happening?
1:58:09 A glitch?
1:58:10 Hi there, Paula.
1:58:12 Fly safe now.
1:58:17 So, they added a new mode called hot pursuit,
1:58:20 which I initially was upset for because they took out regular Black Ops Royale,
1:58:24 which is the game I've been having the most fun with recently.
1:58:27 And it they took it out, but they put this in and you get
1:58:33 to respawn multiple times and then the circle doesn't move.
1:58:36 So, the circle doesn't appear it's a battle royale.
1:58:38 The circle doesn't move, it only gets smaller.
1:58:40 So, if you have like stems and munitions boxes,
1:58:42 which is basically like finding bonus loot for my Fortnite players out there.
1:58:46 Yeah, it's like reload,
1:58:47 but like not It's kind of like reload Fortnite but like a little bit different.
1:58:56 You die too many times.
1:58:57 Maybe the same thing.
1:58:58 Maybe three, bro.
1:59:04 Lakers play against Oklahoma.
1:59:07 Thank you, winner.
1:59:07 Have a good one.
1:59:11 Yeah, bro.
1:59:12 I can't I can't be getting cooked like that in that game, bro.
1:59:20 RoboCop.
1:59:21 No, they kept regular war zone in They
1:59:26 kept regular war zone in and blackout and rebirth,
1:59:31 which in my opinion was a mistake.
1:59:33 So, yeah.
1:59:35 I think if they would have just put blackout in cuz the Avalon map's incredible.
1:59:39 I think if they would have just put
1:59:40 blackout in, we would have been like scooting.
1:59:43 You know what I mean?
1:59:46 But, nope.
1:59:48 No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:59:50 no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:59:52 no no no no no no No no no no no no no no no no no no I wish they would have
2:00:08 fully committed to blackout royale Black Ops royale.
2:00:10 That would have been awesome, but no.
2:00:12 But, this is a new mode, so it's pretty fun.
2:00:15 Top 10.
2:00:16 I guess the stats count towards regular Black Ops royale.
2:00:20 I have voice chatter on so I can hear people who are talking, by the way.
2:00:23 So, I literally cannot predict what insane
2:00:26 things people will say in these lobbies.
2:00:29 You better be prepared to hear it.
2:00:33 Chicken connected.
2:00:36 Enemies are dropping into the area.
2:00:38 Watch the skies.
2:00:45 Is it They They got a little pre-game little pre-game lobby warm-up.
2:00:50 You hear more talking in the daytime, bro.
2:00:51 My favorite is when you kill somebody and they're like
2:00:52 they're obviously from the country and THEY'RE LIKE, "COME ON, MAN!
2:00:56 YOU CAMPING LIKE A RAT, BOY." I hate that.
2:01:00 All stations green light.
2:01:01 We're deploying to the war zone.
2:01:05 Hot pursuit.
2:01:06 Hot pursuit.
2:01:07 I think too many people like loadouts.
2:01:08 There's no loadouts in this.
2:01:09 That's what I like about it.
2:01:11 The hot pursuit.
2:01:20 You know what to do?
2:01:20 Punch the wall.
2:01:21 Come on.
2:01:23 You know what to do?
2:01:24 Punch the wall.
2:01:34 It's my spot, bro.
2:01:35 It's Avalon Resorts.
2:01:37 The hotel home for the fortunate.
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2:02:02 What a fun good time.
2:02:03 Good times, great oldies.
2:02:05 It's Avalon.
2:02:13 [screaming] What's my go-to floor loot?
2:02:17 Uh recon AK and uh any submachine gun.
2:02:21 targets in the AO.
2:02:23 Better luck next time.
2:02:29 Try to land on me.
2:02:31 Uh any of the burner weapons are what
2:02:32 you want off the ground in this mode particularly.
2:02:35 Uh VST burner is probably the best gun overall.
2:02:38 I really like the razor, too.
2:02:40 I like the fact it's got a red dot ELO sight on it whenever you get ranked up.
2:02:43 The circle is moving.
2:02:44 my favorite.
2:02:46 Oh, yeah, right here.
2:02:47 Razer burner, baby.
2:02:49 Now we're talking.
2:02:51 And these are gun upgrades.
2:02:53 So, I'm going to hold these.
2:02:54 I might snipe today.
2:02:55 I don't know.
2:02:55 I'll see what I'm feeling.
2:02:57 It doesn't really make sense to snipe.
2:03:03 He's above me.
2:03:04 He's above me.
2:03:07 Oh, look at that now.
2:03:10 That's not a bad gun.
2:03:11 Recon the Voyak's not a bad gun.
2:03:12 I don't I don't I just don't like the I don't like the sight on it.
2:03:15 This first game of the day, Shusho?
2:03:16 Yeah.
2:03:17 Not my first game plan.
2:03:22 Heavy metals are good, too.
2:03:23 The LMGs are great.
2:03:24 They're just heavier if you're trying to rotate a lot.
2:03:28 And then your armor goes up from blue to purple to orange to yellow.
2:03:39 All right, buddy.
2:03:45 Why did he turn around and look at me like that?
2:03:46 That's disrespectful.
2:03:48 This is what I want.
2:03:51 I can't recon, but this thing slaps.
2:03:54 Come on, man.
2:03:59 The safe is unlocked.
2:04:00 Acquire what's inside.
2:04:02 Ah, sniping's not smart, bro, but I I want it.
2:04:05 How am I supposed to resist it, man?
2:04:08 It ain't like it's bad.
2:04:10 Bad to the bone.
2:04:13 What head?
2:04:17 Morais said my fiance wants to know
2:04:18 what graphics you run on Warzone and Fortnite.
2:04:20 I run low on four, and then on this game,
2:04:23 I think I run I think I run pretty low or like mid middle middle
2:04:28 on this one and then some of the settings
2:04:29 are I don't know if that's very helpful,
2:04:30 but mostly low all the way and then I up it.
2:04:32 Divine, uh we just kind of got started on COD.
2:04:35 Fortnite games are terrible today, but my heart When my heart's not in it, man,
2:04:38 on that like I I I I I just don't want to have
2:04:40 to I don't have to go 100% every day I play Fortnite, bro.
2:04:43 And that's where they got me at right there.
2:04:45 And I'm like Like this game I want to play
2:04:47 hard cuz it's like it's meant to be played that way.
2:04:49 Fortnite is meant to be a little more casual, bro, and it is not right now.
2:04:54 But I'm going to play it.
2:05:03 I saw you in the pre-game lobby.
2:05:05 And now I'm going to see you in THE POST-GAME LOBBY.
2:05:08 [laughter] WOO!
2:05:11 HELLO AND I KIND OF WHAT'S UP, MIKE PAIN?
2:05:14 Fortnite UEFN looks way different.
2:05:17 Uh-oh.
2:05:23 Supply drops are being deployed to THE WAR ZONE.
2:05:29 SO LONG.
2:05:33 THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
2:05:35 CHAT, these are sensor darts.
2:05:36 They're like mini UAVs.
2:05:37 Didn't mean to throw it though,
2:05:38 but I feel like I did something this last patch when I
2:05:40 tried to swap the weapon faster with the controller or something, you know?
2:05:44 Well, I saw him as different, man.
2:05:57 Is this man outside?
2:05:59 The audio in this game is insane now.
2:06:02 You hear everything.
2:06:06 This is hot pursuit, though.
2:06:07 I get to do a cat card.
2:06:08 I can turn it on.
2:06:09 It goes woo woo.
2:06:13 You've got a collapse inbound.
2:06:15 Safe zone relocating.
2:06:16 The cat card's on.
2:06:18 And the cat card stays on.
2:06:20 Marvel versus Capcom.
2:06:21 You got all the battle pass tokens?
2:06:22 Nice, dude.
2:06:25 A bad job.
2:06:26 This district is overdue for a patrol.
2:06:28 Do do do do do do 119er,
2:06:30 we got a 9er we got a we got a doodly do skilly skilly bop bop in progress.
2:06:36 It is just north of a casino.
2:06:38 Yeah, I think bogies camping in each of one of those towers up there.
2:06:42 They are not going to make eye contact with officer
2:06:45 McHiggles who's currently driving across there on Canis nice.
2:06:49 And St.
2:06:49 Tropez Avalon bill.
2:06:53 I'm going to have to snipe this guy in the forehead, Billy.
2:07:02 It's my warm-up game, chat.
2:07:03 Give me a break.
2:07:15 Some low lives are hitting the I don't really like this sniper.
2:07:17 I like the VS recon.
2:07:18 I feel like this one shoots sideways, bro.
2:07:22 I don't I don't quite figure out where I got to get the radical on this hog.
2:07:25 Like randomly I'll pop off with it.
2:07:26 Like my brain just confuses but I think the VS
2:07:29 recon is a much better sniper rifle than this one.
2:07:33 I'll play like it is.
2:07:46 You think I'm in there?
2:07:48 [sighs and gasps] Huh.
2:08:00 I am seemingly pitched.
2:08:10 You thought that motorcycle was a person.
2:08:12 So did I, bro.
2:08:13 I'm not even going to make fun of you for that, dude,
2:08:15 cuz I also thought the same thing low-key.
2:08:17 The cops have an HVT on the field.
2:08:23 Uh yeah, Jay, this is a a Ops Royale but it's in COD.
2:08:30 So, it's just their new map and it's
2:08:31 more reminiscent of the traditional Blackout game mode.
2:08:36 And this is the hot pursuit.
2:08:37 It's like cops and robbers.
2:08:40 That kind of a vibe.
2:08:45 That's where you guys zip.
2:08:48 Oh, I did hear.
2:08:58 Aw.
2:08:58 No way.
2:08:59 This guy's[ __] This guy's what, bro?
2:09:03 I wasn't weak.
2:09:05 I wasn't weak enough.
2:09:06 You took that fight.
2:09:07 That's on you.
2:09:07 That's not on me, my guy.
2:09:11 [laughter] That's on you.
2:09:24 Dude, everyone thinks you're cheating in this game.
2:09:27 It's so funny.
2:09:30 I'll even throw I'll even throw it out down there.
2:09:32 But if I die I'm like, that guy's hacking.
2:09:34 You know what I mean?
2:09:34 Cuz you got to you got to blame you got to blame something, bro.
2:09:37 You know what I mean?
2:09:40 Also, I got a gold razor.
2:09:41 This thing's a killer.
2:09:45 Bro, solos in COD are so funny.
2:09:46 Cuz people really play solo like they play mortified.
2:10:04 Is that on my losing this game?
2:10:20 Oh, yeah.
2:10:21 What did you have?
2:10:22 More peacekeeper action?
2:10:27 I'm scared, bro.
2:10:30 Resurgence will be disabled soon.
2:10:31 Don't say that.
2:10:33 Dude, I can't come back if I make a mistake.
2:10:40 Remember when these games came out and there was no second chance?
2:10:55 Can't trust this station, bro.
2:10:56 People always sitting there.
2:10:57 Excuse me?
2:11:03 Oh, I'm so dead, guys.
2:11:08 He's to my right, bro.
2:11:22 Like like I had the game's ending and you're still sitting here?
2:11:25 Like what's happening?
2:11:29 I got to put the jet, bro.
2:11:30 You die to storm in this game like for real.
2:11:32 You are shocked.
2:11:48 Oh, there's that low mobility for Gemma.
2:11:50 Ability perk, my guy.
2:11:52 These dudes are going to be out.
2:11:53 It's easy pick for me.
2:11:54 They have to get out of that building.
2:11:56 Three, two, one, go.
2:11:58 I got you, soldier.
2:12:06 Okay, dude, fine.
2:12:07 I'm trash.
2:12:12 Bro, I this is this is a crazy storm pull, by the way.
2:12:14 Who just point is out, about, to go 52 miles again?
2:12:17 Towards center storm here?
2:12:20 They said Porky's on a diet, bro.
2:12:22 You better get to moving.
2:12:27 It's like I I kind of need to catch this guy
2:12:29 on guard cuz if he's looking for me, we are dead.
2:12:31 Hostile cycle bomb detected.
2:12:32 Same condition, yellow.
2:12:34 I don't even have orange armor, man.
2:12:36 You got to get that or you got to get that armor up.
2:12:41 Here he is.
2:12:43 Keep clear of the circle.
2:12:44 Get to the safe zone.
2:12:48 I hear him.
2:12:55 I hear his little footsteps, man.
2:13:03 You know, I'm not the biggest fan of you being there, bro.
2:13:19 The cradle bomb is clearing.
2:13:20 Into the blast zone to obtain valuable loot.
2:13:24 I'm about to cook this, bro.
2:13:26 Hope you're hungry.
2:13:28 If you're hungry, buddy.
2:13:37 Quit running from me.
2:13:38 Yeah, of course, bro.
2:13:39 I fall off cuz I'm jumping.
2:13:40 Unbelievable.
2:13:42 This game hates me, bro, cuz I'm fat.
2:13:48 I hate the sniper.
2:13:52 What do you mean?
2:13:52 I'm not even close, bro.
2:13:53 That last one was a big miss.
2:13:55 There we go, bro.
2:13:58 Corpse will spray.
2:14:01 May the force be with you, cater.
2:14:05 See, when they have the zombie circle, too, is where the good loot's at.
2:14:08 When they're running towards somebody, they're running away in a direction,
2:14:11 That means there's a player there.
2:14:22 I'll trade you for your gold armor, brother.
2:14:26 What do you mean it's in the wall?
2:14:32 25 remain.
2:14:34 Solid work so far.
2:14:38 No satchel, too.
2:14:39 Armor satchel lets you hold more plates.
2:14:51 But you got to like This game's different than Fortnite cuz
2:14:54 people can just beam you from 2,000 miles away with a one-tap.
2:15:01 The grapples are so much fun.
2:15:08 Oh, my man's got a dog on the ground.
2:15:14 Final circle.
2:15:16 And we thinks we may be in a wee bit of a predicament.
2:15:22 Means it just ends here.
2:15:23 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
2:15:27 Oh, no.
2:15:28 Cars are how you win these end games.
2:15:39 Oh, come on, Jay.
2:15:43 Finish the mission.
2:15:44 Take him down.
2:16:00 Come on, I got to get this throw.
2:16:02 No, no, no.
2:16:02 No, no, no.
2:16:03 No, no, no.
2:16:09 Uh Satchel, thank you.
2:16:19 Thank you, sir.
2:16:28 Excuse me, sir.
2:16:37 Yeah, I'm going to need them to fight real quick.
2:16:44 Sniper in game is is it's really not strategic, folks.
2:16:47 I don't know what to tell you here.
2:16:53 But I'm having fun.
2:16:55 It's kind of even worse if followed.
2:17:01 Did you not get him?
2:17:13 Well, at least he wasn't mad at you.
2:17:29 We're so chalked.
2:17:34 [screaming] [screaming] See my car?
2:17:53 Wall breakers know you're out here.
2:17:54 Okay.
2:17:55 Tell me how to zip with rope, come on.
2:17:57 Only way I win this with a zip.
2:18:01 IS THE GUY INVISIBLE?
2:18:03 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
2:18:24 NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU CLUTCH, JACK.
2:18:27 COME ON.
2:18:29 Let's go, man.
2:18:32 Let's get it.
2:18:33 18 elims?
2:18:42 Come on, Chad.
2:18:44 Let's go, bro.
2:18:54 Let's go.
2:18:55 GG.
2:18:57 18?
2:19:02 Let's lock it in.
2:19:04 I would say that ending was kind of nasty.
2:19:05 I would say alive, Bryce.
2:19:06 I mean I'm saying, if I don't find
2:19:08 the zip top that guy's body though, I'm dead, dude.
2:19:10 And that was kind of my first time figuring out how to play the zip lines.
2:19:15 Uh the grapple smarter, like with the cars,
2:19:18 cuz you don't really see a lot of cars in regular Black Ops Royale,
2:19:20 but you see them in uh 18?
2:19:23 I don't think we even died I don't think we died.
2:19:25 I don't think we I don't think we died that game.
2:19:27 That'll probably put me in a crazy skill-based matchmaking lobby.
2:19:29 We'll see what happens in the next game we play.
2:19:34 We shall see what happens.
2:19:37 We shall see.
2:19:42 Mhm.
2:19:45 Let's go.
2:19:47 We got it.
2:19:47 We got it, both.
2:19:49 A hot pursuit's fun.
2:19:51 I'm having a good time on this one.
2:19:53 I want to I want to hear some people say
2:19:54 some more funny stuff after we get him killed, though.
2:20:02 Bryce, I love the grapples, bro.
2:20:32 A what?
2:20:35 Yeah, if you're out of there, you pretty much going to lose.
2:20:36 I know.
2:20:36 I was like sitting there like I'm ahead.
2:20:37 I'm like, "What am I going to do, bro, with the stuns?" With the Man,
2:20:41 I just got I hopped off four for the day, bro.
2:20:45 Just for the day, bro.
2:20:48 We did We did like 2 hours on four.
2:20:50 When I play Fortnite next,
2:20:51 we'll be in a much better We'll be in a much better mood on that game.
2:20:54 I'll have a team I'll have a team and we'll be stomping, bro.
2:20:56 I don't feel like playing more if I got to play for somebody else to win,
2:20:59 you know what I mean?
2:21:01 But today, why not?
2:21:04 Why not have a little fun?
2:21:06 Why not have a good time?
2:21:08 Why not?
2:21:10 Exactly, respond to five.
2:21:13 For dinner tonight, I'm having a bowl of lard.
2:21:15 We're holding for deployment.
2:21:20 Yeah, you're in a graps.
2:21:21 You're dead.
2:21:23 Yeah, you're dead.
2:21:26 No, seriously, you're dead.
2:21:31 What's good here?
2:21:33 I'm going to have this gun in this game anymore.
2:21:35 They randomly just pull the guns.
2:21:36 I don't really get it.
2:21:41 What feels better, a Warzone win or a Fortnite win?
2:21:44 Uh Warzone win right now.
2:21:46 I would say a Fortnite win with Kylie feels better than anything.
2:21:50 And then a Warzone win solo is harder than a Fortnite win is, in my opinion.
2:21:55 Hot pursuit.
2:21:57 Right now.
2:21:58 But the skill-based matchmaking in Fortnite makes that kind of change.
2:22:01 I don't know.
2:22:07 Let's get DJ Legionite.
2:22:09 Hey Mr.
2:22:09 DJ.
2:22:10 Hey Mr.
2:22:10 DJ.
2:22:13 I want you Hey Mr.
2:22:14 DJ.
2:22:16 Fortnite ranked win feels pretty good though.
2:22:19 Like early clutch to reload win.
2:22:23 Should I go by the winery?
2:22:25 Karen wants me to pick up a case of red for the party this weekend.
2:22:30 But I just don't know because last time she had red,
2:22:32 she threw up all over my white couch and now it looks like somebody died on it.
2:22:36 And I just can't have that happen a second time.
2:22:38 I can't.
2:22:39 I hate it.
2:22:40 Poor husband Phil, he's a good man.
2:22:43 He puts up with her drinking, but we know he's having a hard time.
2:22:48 She just yelled "Boo!" at the Mexican restaurant the other
2:22:51 night 30 times so we got kicked out by security.
2:22:55 They work the whole mall.
2:22:57 This shit's real hard for him.
2:23:00 I'm going somewhere else on accident cuz I missed my drop.
2:23:03 Oh, hi friend.
2:23:07 Get to eliminate ALL TARGETS.
2:23:22 I KNOW YOU'RE IN SIGHT.
2:23:25 SITTING HERE WITH A bad gun.
2:23:28 It's just heavy.
2:23:29 You know?
2:23:31 I think it'd be lighter to pick pick me up, carry me around.
2:23:42 I'm going to need something better out of this one, buddy.
2:23:49 I'm about to start gun.
2:23:52 Let's get weird, though.
2:23:53 Let's do the swordfish.
2:23:56 Why not?
2:23:57 There was an upgrade over here somewhere.
2:23:59 Swordfish is a burst gun, and this thing does pretty good.
2:24:09 I mean, that's pretty good grenade.
2:24:10 Terrible, I guess.
2:24:13 That's cool.
2:24:13 I'm glad that guy's invincible, bro.
2:24:14 What's on me?
2:24:18 Chat, what games have y'all been playing, though, for real?
2:24:22 What's What's the most addicting game y'all have been playing right now, bro?
2:24:26 It could be a card game.
2:24:27 I don't care.
2:24:27 WHATEVER IT IS.
2:24:32 IT'S LIKE STICKY, BRO.
2:24:34 IT LIKE DOESN'T WANT TO WHERE IS THIS GUY AT?
2:24:58 HEADS UP.
2:24:59 A LAW ENFORCEMENT officer has been promoted to HVT.
2:25:05 I traded a bomb incoming.
2:25:06 that?
2:25:07 We got a viper.
2:25:16 Detonated cradle bombs in the AO.
2:25:18 Watch for chemical contamination.
2:25:21 We We both We all saw an invisible guy last game, didn't we, by the way?
2:25:25 Am I tripping, or was there not a guy running around invisible?
2:25:29 Nah, this is what I need, bro.
2:25:31 We get this, we start beaming if I get this thing upgraded right.
2:25:35 Should GTA 6 Crimson Desert, dude.
2:25:37 Yeah, my brother wants to play that game.
2:25:39 I've heard it kind of one of those games where they're
2:25:40 like waiting for people to get it kind of like Oh, no.
2:25:43 I just traded my grapple, so I'm good.
2:25:49 What did I trade my grapple for though?
2:25:50 That's the problem.
2:25:52 I've heard Crimson Desert looked pretty interesting for people,
2:25:54 so Someone in the chat said you're basically dead without a grapple,
2:26:05 and you're pretty much right, so Brother.
2:26:16 My guy was out for a swim at the pool, bro.
2:26:17 He wants it to be summer time so bad.
2:26:19 He was like, "You know what?
2:26:20 We're going to make it summer time, bro." Is he shooting at me?
2:26:38 Why is this disrespectful?
2:26:40 You said you have to push through the first couple hours of Crimson Desert,
2:26:42 and then it's a lot of fun.
2:26:43 That makes sense to me.
2:26:45 I feel like a lot of single player games are that way.
2:26:47 I feel like if you're in the right mindset, man,
2:26:51 you can have the most fun of your life playing those games.
2:26:55 Cuz you're just you're playing it to enjoy it, you know?
2:27:20 The guy just tried He just waited for me to fight just so he could call me that.
2:27:27 I feel confident in this fight with orange cuz
2:27:28 I know he doesn't have it, but Where is he?
2:27:31 Where are you?
2:27:33 Where are you, Christmas?
2:27:36 Why is it July now?
2:27:44 Watch out for them dudes on the roof, bro.
2:27:48 You know what?
2:27:49 I'm going in.
2:28:00 Is that fire?
2:28:01 Get his[ __] ass.
2:28:16 I got Tuna sub IN HERE TALKING TRASH.
2:28:27 TUNA SUB, WHERE ARE YOU?
2:28:32 He didn't leave.
2:28:33 He's in here ratting.
2:28:44 I need a Bro, he's lying down over here somewhere, bro.
2:28:48 Look alive.
2:28:49 Law enforcement agent You know the number one rule in this game, bro.
2:28:51 As soon as he says, "I don't want any problems.
2:28:53 I'm just laying down." They're fibbing on you, chat.
2:28:56 They're being fibbers.
2:28:58 You said Fragpunk?
2:28:59 I feel like I remember that game,
2:29:00 but I never really I don't think I played it ever.
2:29:04 And Subnautica?
2:29:05 Is that about being That's the one that's about being like a underground, right?
2:29:07 Like in the submarine or whatever?
2:29:09 That game looked uh I feel like if you're claustrophobic,
2:29:12 maybe that game isn't for you.
2:29:14 I'm not claustrophobic,
2:29:15 but What do you think the worst game is y'all have played recently?
2:29:27 Straight up, bro.
2:29:28 Any game.
2:29:31 What is just not intriguing you right now?
2:29:37 I feel like I'm going to get this thing wrecked up and die soon, bro.
2:29:42 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
2:29:45 Did you just say war zone?
2:29:47 All right.
2:29:49 Fair.
2:29:53 I never take those.
2:29:54 I didn't even I'm not going to lie to you.
2:29:55 I don't think I even knew that this was here and I played this whole bunch.
2:30:03 I I didn't like Warzone for like 2-3 years really in the same
2:30:06 way I did beforehand until they came out with this mode.
2:30:18 Circle is closing in.
2:30:23 Oh, CRAP.
2:30:26 OH MY GOD, YOU[ __] [laughter] There it is, Chad.
2:30:41 I'm cheating again.
2:30:45 There it is, bro.
2:30:48 It can never just be I got work.
2:30:50 It's always got to be you're hacking.
2:30:51 You know what I mean?
2:31:00 I don't care how the physics work.
2:31:01 I like flying around.
2:31:03 You've been playing chess on your phone, bro?
2:31:05 Respect that.
2:31:06 I respect that.
2:31:07 Chess is such a great game.
2:31:08 I never played chess before, but I can respect the old-timers, you know?
2:31:21 You don't agree that looked like a person.
2:31:27 No.
2:31:42 Good job.
2:31:46 Do you have here a carbon mantis?
2:31:49 Yeah, but I'm going to pass on that with these so
2:31:50 much room left in me to further broadcast here.
2:31:52 Big big buddy, I'm going to pass on that one.
2:31:59 I love one life.
2:32:03 So you said that's why I still play COD cuz everyone thinks you're cheating.
2:32:05 Yeah, it's kind of funny bro when you hop on this.
2:32:07 Like there I play Fortnite like all day every day bro,
2:32:09 so like if you think I'm cheating COD,
2:32:11 you may need to re-evaluate like your knowledge of cheating,
2:32:14 you know what I mean?
2:32:19 Although sometimes it is really obvious in this game when somebody's hacking.
2:32:32 So this game is all about getting cards at the end game.
2:32:34 My brother's going to love this.
2:32:41 Uh-oh.
2:32:45 A cradle bomb is being deployed to the war zone.
2:32:47 Eyes up.
2:32:48 An officer has been promoted to HVT.
2:32:54 A counter UAV is on our team on the field.
2:32:57 Cradle bomb Game over?
2:33:01 I thought I got a I DIDN'T GET A SECOND LIFE?
2:33:05 OH, I thought I got a second life.
2:33:06 Aw.
2:33:08 Well, you win one, you get 60 at the next one.
2:33:10 What can we say?
2:33:11 Dude, I got lasered.
2:33:13 I think that Rev 45 It doesn't help that I
2:33:15 crouch walked into that guy's face, by the way.
2:33:18 Like I just kind of laid down and I
2:33:20 think I actually made his aim better by crouching.
2:33:23 I drop shot at my way to death.
2:33:25 Damn, is it a best of us?
2:33:26 How we doing?
2:33:28 Is double XP off now?
2:33:29 It is off, bro.
2:33:30 Let's put this on.
2:33:32 You also prestige this game like Dude, yeah, right, Jay?
2:33:35 He's cheating, bro.
2:33:36 The guy's hacking.
2:33:37 I don't I'm hacking.
2:33:39 Like what do you mean?
2:33:42 No way.
2:33:44 No way.
2:33:45 No way.
2:33:46 No way.
2:33:46 Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
2:33:50 Yeah, I think about it every time I hit that hookah.
2:33:54 Kablam.
2:33:55 Kablaw.
2:34:09 [crying] Molly forest is here.
2:34:15 Dude, what if they did a Lord of the Rings Star Wars collab,
2:34:18 bro, and Gollum like had a fight Yoda, dude?
2:34:21 That'd be cool.
2:34:21 You having salmon for dinner, bro?
2:34:22 Let's go.
2:34:23 Lock that in, bro.
2:34:26 Salmon for din-din, my guy?
2:34:28 A little salmon for din-din, my dude?
2:34:32 Yeah, a little salmon for din-din, my guy?
2:34:34 Yeah, that sounds yummy, yum, dude.
2:34:40 J R 356, thank you for the prime sub, bro.
2:34:45 Tilter, thank you so much for the raid as well.
2:34:46 Let's go.
2:34:46 Appreciate that subs.
2:34:48 Appreciate those subs, Jay.
2:34:51 Rest in peace my granny, they got hit by a bazooka.
2:34:56 Kablam.
2:34:57 Kablaw.
2:34:59 Shh, shh, kablaw.
2:35:00 Shh, shh, kablaw.
2:35:01 They need to put that as a gun, then.
2:35:02 We should be able to make our own sounds.
2:35:04 Shh, shh, kablaw.
2:35:05 Shh, shh, kablaw.
2:35:06 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
2:35:08 Pew, pew, pew.
2:35:09 Pew, pew, pew.
2:35:11 What's going on, Mitch?
2:35:11 Play a little Call of Duty to close the day out today, brother.
2:35:15 You're playing a little Call of Duty, huh, Bryce?
2:35:16 Bryce, thank you FOR THE 18 MONTHS.
2:35:18 I'M GOING to sub now.
2:35:19 I'm going to be a big prime now.
2:35:20 I'm becoming a big prime now.
2:35:21 Big prime now.
2:35:21 I'm going to sub right now.
2:35:22 Solos.
2:35:23 We on my KD went up after the last game.
2:35:24 We went up 4.48 lim deal or whatever.
2:35:26 You're going to be popping them, popping them, popping them, popping them.
2:35:28 Yep, that's right.
2:35:31 Yeah.
2:35:33 Oh, yes.
2:35:33 I would have my guy.
2:35:34 Let's check with her.
2:35:39 Bro, the cables on this headset, bro.
2:35:41 This the headset technically wireless.
2:35:43 I I I kind of started to revamp my setup this week.
2:35:46 So, when I was live,
2:35:47 we need to add a little flare or something to get a dub, bro.
2:35:49 I need to add a button like the brew music flow or whatever.
2:35:52 But, yeah.
2:36:00 See, bro, how come I can't find this sniper right now?
2:36:09 I mean, I like this one.
2:36:17 It kind of goes more where you want to shoot it.
2:36:22 Unauthorized entry to the war zone is still authorized.
2:36:27 Hot pursuit.
2:36:28 Auto mod.
2:36:31 I prefer wired headphones, but I really don't have a preference.
2:36:35 If they work good, I like them.
2:36:37 I just have a setup that's I have a dual PC setup,
2:36:39 and I know you can do wireless headphones with it now,
2:36:41 but it's kind of one of those things where you
2:36:43 don't really need a dual PC setup anymore at this point,
2:36:46 depending on how strong you can make one PC,
2:36:48 but I like it because everything is just gaming on one,
2:36:51 and then the other one is for the rest
2:36:53 of the streaming and all the processing power.
2:36:55 But, uh the wired ones just work,
2:36:59 and I know I'm not going to have to worry about Like,
2:37:00 I never have to accidentally forget to battery up or whatever, so.
2:37:04 Batteries up at low tide.
2:37:06 Yeah.
2:37:08 Fins up for the big dolphins.
2:37:10 But, tell them thank you for it's 29 months, dude?
2:37:14 That's a lot of months, dude.
2:37:15 That's so many That's like having brunch on a Monday.
2:37:20 We don't have a child, so you Like I can do that.
2:37:22 You know what I mean?
2:37:23 I can go to brunch on a Monday.
2:37:27 Those don't correlate at all.
2:37:28 I was just thinking about how much I really wanted brunch today.
2:37:31 And I do have that rolling in my schedule opportunity to eat that on a Monday.
2:37:35 You're clear to ENGAGE ALL HOSTILES.
2:37:52 THIS GUY DOESN'T SEEM TO BE TOO BAD.
2:37:58 CQB Mirage.
2:38:03 Like I have heartburn.
2:38:04 Like what did I even eat today?
2:38:05 The circle is collapsing on your position.
2:38:07 Suggest you hightail it out of there.
2:38:23 Opening.
2:38:24 O- opening.
2:38:27 Hold this position while the safety is What's up, explody?
2:38:30 I'm on, brother.
2:38:31 I'm on.
2:38:33 Cuz I want to be.
2:38:40 I shouldn't have picked that.
2:38:41 But honestly, the R- the R- 8 did me wrong last round.
2:38:50 Me?
2:38:51 This Mirage wasn't doing too bad.
2:38:54 [screaming] Oh.
2:38:58 The safe has been opened.
2:38:59 Move to secure the goods.
2:39:00 Oh, yeah.
2:39:01 That's actually good.
2:39:01 That's what I wanted, bro.
2:39:02 I didn't know it was like why can't I even get a recon sniper?
2:39:04 Why wouldn't I get it?
2:39:04 Like Hey.
2:39:14 I'm trying to figure out though like This has been opened.
2:39:21 This is suspicious.
2:39:36 A trail bomb incoming.
2:39:38 Expect the enemy to bring the rain.
2:39:40 Oh, buddy.
2:39:42 Oh, buddy.
2:39:43 You done made me miss now.
2:39:47 Heads up.
2:39:48 Intel reinforcement on the way.
2:39:49 We're moving on the HVT.
2:39:50 Stay tight.
2:39:53 Chulo, dude.
2:39:56 Chulo, I think I like this little life.
2:40:00 Bro, we can't be serious up here, man.
2:40:02 What you doing?
2:40:05 It ain't that for real, bro.
2:40:06 It ain't that serious up here, man.
2:40:12 He get quiet.
2:40:13 He got quiet on me over here.
2:40:14 See, I don't like that, bro.
2:40:17 Hey.
2:40:18 I'm starting to go online.
2:40:21 We also have an HVT on the field.
2:40:22 Near HVT.
2:40:37 SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET IT.
2:40:44 GIVE ME THAT ORANGE.
2:40:45 SUPPLY DROP ON THE GIVE ME WHATEVER THAT IS, TOO.
2:40:47 GIVE ME ALL OF IT.
2:40:47 GIVE ME OUT.
2:40:48 EMPTY OUT YOUR POCKETS.
2:40:48 I NEED all that.
2:40:52 I got a million on that I thought I've
2:40:54 actually been playing quite a bit of this with Paradise.
2:40:58 It's my boy.
2:40:59 He's also saying decreasing.
2:41:01 We need more supplies.
2:41:07 It's like a weirdly good happy medium for this level.
2:41:19 Uh-oh.
2:41:20 Y'all hear that in the air?
2:41:21 Y'all smell that?
2:41:24 It's so dangerous now.
2:41:36 The circle is moving in.
2:41:38 New safe zone located.
2:41:40 Steve Urkle is moving in.
2:41:50 How you doing?
2:41:54 Stay frosty while the data is decrypted.
2:41:57 Stay frosty while the data is decrypted, bro.
2:42:00 I need a wrist.
2:42:02 Pepto-Bismol partnership, maybe, bro.
2:42:07 Hi.
2:42:12 You're so loud in this game.
2:42:13 You have to like You have to go Fortnite no footsteps,
2:42:16 bro, if you want to win it.
2:42:21 [screaming] I'm going to kill streak, bro.
2:42:22 Give me that pistol.
2:42:30 Whatever, dude.
2:42:36 I need myself a shotgun, of course.
2:42:40 A shotgun would be quite wonderful.
2:42:43 How long you staying on, man?
2:42:44 I'll be on for like another hour and a half, bro.
2:42:47 I'm out here vibing, brother.
2:42:47 I'm having a good time on this.
2:42:48 What up, rich homie?
2:42:49 Brandon, what's good, dude?
2:42:51 Having a good night, brother.
2:43:05 Well, time to cosplay [screaming] as a cop.
2:43:28 Wow, to think they have to do that with the microphone
2:43:30 the whole time they drive is just crazy.
2:43:36 Same thing to think about.
2:43:47 [screaming] Look alive.
2:43:47 Law enforcement HVT is active.
2:43:56 Are you being serious RIGHT NOW?
2:43:59 [screaming] YOU OUT!
2:44:00 I YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THREAT ELIMINATED.
2:44:05 [screaming] Work harder to get them next time.
2:44:06 THE GAME JUST BROKE.
2:44:12 I'm just stuck in air steak?
2:44:14 What am I looking at right now?
2:44:15 Supply drops are being deployed to the area.
2:44:17 JUST PULL UP AND YOU BLOW MY BRAINS OUT, DUDE.
2:44:18 COME ON.
2:44:19 WHAT?
2:44:24 I just gave that guy everything, bro.
2:44:50 You've got the circle closing in now.
2:44:52 Double time it to the safe zone.
2:44:55 Oh no.
2:44:56 I hope he doesn't push me while he's wide open.
2:45:11 Why did Oh, this is making me mad now.
2:45:20 Hi.
2:45:20 Take a bait.
2:45:22 Hi.
2:45:22 Take a bait.
2:45:23 Take a bait, buddy.
2:45:24 What?
2:45:25 He didn't even What?
2:45:28 Whoa.
2:45:28 Whoa.
2:45:28 WHOA.
2:45:29 WHOA.
2:45:29 PICK ME TO ME.
2:45:29 PICK ME TO ME.
2:45:30 PICK ME TO ME.
2:45:39 Case you didn't appreciate a fake account, DM me.
2:45:41 Yes, please report it on Discord.
2:45:43 Somebody's been pretending to be me trying to scam people,
2:45:44 and it's really unfortunate that they keep doing it,
2:45:47 and their account somehow doesn't get banned.
2:45:50 I have told everybody to report.
2:45:54 Report that.
2:45:58 But, good job coming here to check first.
2:46:04 HI.
2:46:11 YOU'RE DEAD NOW.
2:46:11 WARMACHINE AVAILABLE.
2:46:13 OH, someone Oh my goodness.
2:46:14 Oh my goodness.
2:46:19 He's got his mic on, bro.
2:46:20 I'm scared.
2:46:23 Hostile Psychobots incoming.
2:46:37 Now, he's getting violent on me, buddy.
2:46:41 Hostile Psychobots incoming.
2:46:48 Criminal activity spiking in your sector.
2:46:51 Oh, man.
2:46:52 Oh, man.
2:46:53 Cuz his brains was just all over the concrete.
2:46:55 I mean, I ruined somebody's patio.
2:46:57 And I I could tell they've been working on that.
2:47:02 Heads up.
2:47:02 A law enforcement officer has been promoted to HVT.
2:47:07 Welcome, kid.
2:47:07 I'm sorry you had to discover us that way, though.
2:47:09 But, yeah, we're trying to count.
2:47:11 I sap.
2:47:16 I GOT YOUR SHOT.
2:47:17 WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED?
2:47:22 GIVE ME THAT.
2:47:23 YANCE CANNON locked and loaded.
2:47:25 Yance Cannon locked and loaded.
2:47:27 Yance Cannon locked and loaded.
2:47:29 bombs in the AO.
2:47:30 Watch for chemical contamination.
2:47:32 this, bro.
2:47:32 I don't like this position anymore.
2:47:33 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
2:47:42 You more of the southern Well, you talk about like this now?
2:47:46 Yeah, I tell you what now.
2:47:48 That's how a lot of my my family sound, man.
2:47:51 Not really, though.
2:47:52 It's more like It's more like different.
2:47:55 Dispatch, line up.
2:47:57 You got criminal trouble nearby.
2:48:00 So, they have a kill streaks in this game as well?
2:48:05 The circle is closing in.
2:48:07 Request How about that?
2:48:09 Wouldn't a grapple be nice?
2:48:10 [snorts] I am from the Midwest.
2:48:11 All of my family's from Arkansas and southern Missouri, so.
2:48:16 Yeah, I'm I'm the I'm the I'm the SWAT team, I guess, in the game right now.
2:48:22 Uh-oh.
2:48:25 Chat, no one's going to say put an armor plate on?
2:48:26 I mean, I know no one's talking cuz they don't play this game,
2:48:28 but like Somebody's got to It's okay.
2:48:34 You can backseat game with the plates.
2:48:40 Oh, no.
2:48:40 The cradle fire.
2:48:42 Enter the blast zone to obtain valuable loot.
2:48:45 Hostile cyber bombing incoming.
2:49:18 Only 25 remain.
2:49:27 I LOSE THIS.
2:49:30 BUT NOT TODAY!
2:49:31 [screaming] WE GOT AN EXOTIC RECON, TOO.
2:49:42 WAIT, I might use this anti-sniper rifle.
2:49:44 Just get a little crazy with it.
2:50:01 I got TO COMPLAIN.
2:50:02 WOUCH!
2:50:03 MARKS, MARKS, MARKS, MARKS, MARKS, MARKS, MARKS, MARKS.
2:50:18 MARKS, MARKS, MARKS.
2:50:25 BRO, COOL, DUDE.
2:50:25 I'm too fat to get between the little slots here.
2:50:27 Come on, bro.
2:50:29 You know how dead I am if somebody notices me here?
2:50:37 Final circle.
2:50:38 Oh, it's going to literally end mid-bridge.
2:50:39 Oh.
2:50:39 Okay.
2:50:41 This could be good for me.
2:50:42 Just got to keep my white health here.
2:50:45 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
2:50:51 You're dead.
2:51:02 What?
2:51:03 Why is there a car that just dropped there?
2:51:05 Last chance.
2:51:06 Finish the job.
2:51:17 10 people left, Chad.
2:51:19 Can it be done?
2:51:22 Could big fat leech clutch it up one more time?
2:51:28 We are hiding.
2:51:29 That'd be a coward.
2:51:30 The storm's not going to end on you, Mike.
2:51:31 It's going to have to push towards me,
2:51:32 which means you're dead unless you don't make it out of there.
2:51:35 No plan that.
2:51:44 I got to quit focusing on him, okay?
2:51:54 [laughter] That man just got ran over.
2:52:12 Here we go.
2:52:15 Come on.
2:52:18 His name is why you camping.
2:52:20 Valid.
2:53:03 Only four remain.
2:53:04 Look at these plates, bro.
2:53:06 I'm going to be sick.
2:53:09 It's so good if we got some of these plates.
2:53:34 WHAT IS GOING ON?
2:53:35 [screaming] ALL RIGHT.
2:53:38 NO!
2:53:40 DUDE, WE WERE SO CLOSE.
2:53:43 OH, BRO.
2:53:43 If that guy didn't have the high ground, bro,
2:53:45 if I don't keep getting clipped by the rocks, bro.
2:53:46 Cod and rocks, they hate each other.
2:53:49 I don't know what's going on, bro.
2:53:50 I don't know if they got like some beef with some
2:53:51 like some metamorphic or some igneous rocks or like whatever, bro.
2:53:54 But, they got beef, bro.
2:53:56 They got beef.
2:53:58 They got beef, bro.
2:53:59 I'm talking Wendy's level beef out here, bro.
2:54:01 Second place.
2:54:02 Going to thank you for the 20 roses, David.
2:54:04 You're not wrong, man.
2:54:05 You were not wrong, brother.
2:54:06 What's up, beings?
2:54:08 Zachariah, I almost had it.
2:54:10 I almost had it.
2:54:11 I almost gave him what I needed to give him.
2:54:14 I was going to try to get him with the pistol, too, for the end game, bro.
2:54:16 I just kind of flex on him or whatever, but they clutched, man.
2:54:34 What's two down?
2:54:35 300 down, all right, all right.
2:54:39 We got a first to 60th in a second, not bad.
2:54:42 60th, little rough.
2:54:44 Little rough to see a 6-0 right there,
2:54:46 but it's first in a second, not bad, not bad.
2:54:55 Mhm.
2:54:56 I was plateless, man.
2:54:58 Like, I was plateless in Seattle, dude.
2:55:02 Uh Mega John said, "Dude,
2:55:03 when you grappled and rolled and it forced you into third person,
2:55:05 you got robbed." I did, bro.
2:55:07 I wish there was a way is I don't know if there's a way to turn off rolling,
2:55:11 but they're kind of terrible.
2:55:13 It's kind of terrible.
2:55:14 You got to roll, bro.
2:55:15 Third party, roll.
2:55:18 Rolling, rolling, rolling.
2:55:20 Also, I feel like I feel like when you die to uh Uh I feel like that AK,
2:55:30 that exotic AK wasn't good.
2:55:32 I feel like it's it's like only good for mid-range.
2:55:35 I feel like up close it's like nerfed or something.
2:55:38 I hate rocks.
2:55:38 I get that, chunky bong water.
2:55:40 I get it, bro.
2:55:41 Yeah, I was up for a little COD right now, brother.
2:55:44 DB, you never know.
2:55:45 That'd be funny if you ran into each other.
2:55:47 I saw that guy on TikTok the other day.
2:56:04 You're playing Avalon Orpheus suit.
2:56:06 It's two games in a row where our KD's went up.
2:56:08 Uh that's pretty sick, if you ask me, bro.
2:56:11 Big John said, "I'm not even playing on that camera.
2:56:12 Force change weirded me out." Yeah, it was kind of like You know what I mean?
2:56:15 Like, he had a minor He had like
2:56:17 a minor like heart attack right there in the moment,
2:56:19 bro, but it is what it is, man.
2:56:23 Pick a side, respawn.
2:56:25 Let them have it.
2:56:26 Put your fists up.
2:56:26 Put your Put your fist to cuffs up and start battling, bro.
2:56:29 Rack up.
2:56:30 You're headed to the war zone.
2:56:36 Situated in the war zone.
2:56:43 This is like the worst gun, bro.
2:56:49 He's giving great, but the Drakon is not actually bad.
2:56:52 It just looks ugly.
2:56:52 Like it just looks hideous to me.
2:56:55 Oh, I I also don't know why they make shotguns terrible in this game now.
2:57:01 I think it's too many people like the shotguns matter, dude.
2:57:03 I hate it.
2:57:05 All stations, we are green to go.
2:57:07 I was like, what?
2:57:10 Hot pursuit.
2:57:11 Let's go, Chunky.
2:57:18 Give me what I came for.
2:57:22 Meet us at the top of Resorts,
2:57:23 where you'll find a poolside cabana with a bar including drinks on the water.
2:57:28 A new experience from Resorts.
2:57:31 Now the drinks shoot out of a cannon at 38 mph.
2:57:35 If you don't catch it, you get CTE.
2:57:37 Next Resorts here on Avalon.
2:57:42 No current activity.
2:57:43 Complete activity to earn rewards on Avalon.
2:57:48 I got your side.
2:57:49 Justice up next at Call of Duty Resorts.
2:57:56 I booked at Call of Duty Resorts and I've
2:57:57 never ever thought about booking with anyone else than here.
2:58:00 After we survived that 100-person Battle Royale on the top of Resorts,
2:58:04 we had the time of our lives.
2:58:07 I booked with several orange armor.
2:58:12 Targets are up.
2:58:12 Go take them down.
2:58:15 that.
2:58:15 I'll see you later, buddy.
2:58:18 [laughter] Thanks for the gun.
2:58:26 I kind of like this gun, the covert.
2:58:31 I'm scared.
2:58:31 I just don't want to die, you know?
2:58:34 I don't mean I'm scared.
2:58:35 It just means I'm not stupid.
2:58:41 See my Tik Toks all the time.
2:58:42 Thanks for watching, chunky.
2:58:46 Slow today.
2:58:46 We're normally on Fortnite, so.
2:58:48 Be advised, circle is closing in.
2:58:50 Proceed to the safe zone.
2:58:53 Orbital strike bombardment incoming.
2:58:55 Stay in fighting condition, yo.
2:59:10 May thanks is going to be several people in the basement over here.
2:59:17 I like a lot of these random guns.
2:59:27 Defiant.
2:59:33 Surprised like nobody drops into the basement off the rip here.
2:59:46 Hello.
2:59:49 I wish people would only have blue armor.
2:59:52 I'm going to be relying on them not being very good.
2:59:59 I do think a stock version of that gun is not good at all, though.
3:00:09 Orbital bombardment ready.
3:00:18 Rider burner.
3:00:20 I will die for you over again.
3:00:24 Till you make me pass away.
3:00:30 Strike on the way.
3:00:31 Better scram.
3:00:31 Enemy squads are hunting you.
3:00:33 Expect contact.
3:00:35 Cradle promise has been terminated in the war zone.
3:00:37 me.
3:00:37 Oh, I'm dead.
3:00:48 Oh, this guy's taking his job here very seriously.
3:00:52 D-Mat was taking his job very seriously.
3:00:59 Pretty good centering there.
3:01:01 See, now I got to blame hacking there.
3:01:03 Right, Chad?
3:01:06 You guys see how it goes?
3:01:08 Then you say, "Oh, Chad, you must be hacking." It makes you feel better.
3:01:20 What?
3:01:28 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
3:01:33 That's my first time being jumped on like that, bro.
3:01:42 WHAT?
3:01:43 EXCUSE ME.
3:01:45 We received intel of viable supplies in the blast zone.
3:02:09 Hostile down.
3:02:09 fire from apartment incoming.
3:02:11 Same condition, young man.
3:02:18 I collapse is inbound.
3:02:19 Mark my safe zone.
3:02:21 That's the sensitive law breaking.
3:02:22 Come on, bro.
3:02:23 Time to clean this town up.
3:02:24 You're more scared of me than I am of you, and I just came back.
3:02:36 INCOMING TACTICAL.
3:02:53 I WAS GOING TO GET YOU EVENTUALLY.
3:02:54 IT'S JUST A matter of when.
3:02:57 Oh, what did you say about the pickle plates?
3:03:00 Yeah, that flashbang was crazy, but my escape was nuts though.
3:03:02 I got out of there crazy.
3:03:04 What about hydroponics?
3:03:08 [snorts]
3:03:08 I got out of there, bro.
3:03:12 So, let me go.
3:03:15 Let me go.
3:03:16 I hate to hear let me go.
3:03:20 I'm going to keep playing with this doodoo weapon,
3:03:21 bro, till I get it fully kitted.
3:03:22 Just trust.
3:03:24 Also, the carbon is just [snorts] Like if somebody farted, kept the gas.
3:03:39 I don't care.
3:03:40 I'm flying at this guy.
3:03:41 I'm dead, but I'm flying at this guy.
3:03:46 Never mind, you're dead.
3:03:48 You're actually the one THAT'S DEAD.
3:03:50 DISCIPLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE THIRD OF THREE MONTHS ON THE SUB.
3:03:54 For the third of three months on the sub.
3:03:58 Wow, I actually just won an Oscar for worst performance.
3:04:02 So, it's kind of my year.
3:04:13 It's kind of my year.
3:04:14 Ain't it kind of my year?
3:04:21 Yeah, they already lost the hockey, bro.
3:04:23 Like I can't lose.
3:04:25 Like real players really.
3:04:26 I just like I can't lose.
3:04:31 I feel like this end game is going to be crazy.
3:04:41 OH!
3:04:46 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
3:04:50 I got an exotic out of a chest.
3:04:52 You'd say say more actually.
3:04:53 Say more.
3:04:58 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
3:05:00 Literally collapsed.
3:05:02 Oh, watch this, chat.
3:05:13 Oh, yeah.
3:05:14 Oh, I'D BE MAD.
3:05:15 OH, OH, I'D BE MAD IF YOU SHOW UP SHOOTING THEM FRUSTRATED.
3:05:19 It would be so upset and frustrated.
3:05:26 Finish him.
3:05:27 Mad rep.
3:05:28 What up, Mazen?
3:05:30 Looks like I'm realistic Fortnite.
3:05:31 I mean, yeah.
3:05:33 Bro, what?
3:05:36 No, you're like genuinely a rich bro.
3:05:38 I don't know what to say right now.
3:05:40 This is actually my favorite combo in the game.
3:05:42 Fact.
3:05:47 War machine ready.
3:05:59 I got no grapple.
3:06:00 Oh, no.
3:06:01 Oh, no.
3:06:14 Brother, whatever gun that guy just shot me
3:06:15 with Some low lifes are hitting the market nearby.
3:06:20 Let's serve up some justice.
3:06:33 Can we have orange, dude?
3:06:47 I don't think I'm going to make it out of here.
3:06:56 [laughter] YOU ARE DEAD, D-MAC.
3:06:58 He got me at the beginning, but I got him at the end.
3:07:21 You were sitting on more people than you've ever seen in your life.
3:07:23 What up, Rybe?
3:07:24 What up, bud?
3:07:24 What up, champ?
3:07:25 Tory.
3:07:41 I got a pretty good little set up here to win this thing.
3:07:47 But, also Look alive.
3:07:48 More forces inbound.
3:07:53 Tory.
3:07:52 That ain't right.
3:08:00 Cradle breach had killed me.
3:08:02 A cradle bomb is being deployed to the Cool, yeah.
3:08:04 Let me just drown.
3:08:06 soldier.
3:08:08 Resurgence is disabled.
3:08:11 Coordinated cradle bomb to the head.
3:08:13 Watch for chemical contamination.
3:08:16 Airdrops are being deployed to the war zone.
3:08:18 Is your car in the water?
3:08:19 Like what is going on, bro?
3:08:27 Oh, Chad.
3:08:28 We are We are not making it out of this.
3:08:48 Circle is closing in.
3:08:49 Relocating safe zone.
3:08:52 Oh, yeah.
3:08:52 We're throwing this down.
3:09:01 That's bait right there, bro.
3:09:02 You can throw a hologram down now in this game.
3:09:22 If I die Cradle bomb hazard decreasing.
3:09:25 Sweep for supplies.
3:09:33 If I die to that thing, bro.
3:09:39 We're kind of just like gatekeeping over here.
3:09:45 He ate so many shots.
3:09:47 It's cuz he had a full uh He had a full uh uh trauma kit on him as well.
3:10:00 There's always stragglers, bro,
3:10:01 cuz usually it's like Copy five, status confirmed.
3:10:19 Expect increased criminal activity.
3:10:26 What y'all got over here on your dead body now?
3:10:28 I need that.
3:10:54 He's eating.
3:11:04 Are they teaming?
3:11:14 Are they teaming?
3:11:16 BROTHER, WHAT?
3:11:18 [laughter] THAT DUDE HAD HIS WHOLE BACK TURNED TO HIM.
3:11:19 OH, the storm just ends, okay.
3:11:28 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
3:11:31 Come on up here.
3:11:31 I got some prize for you.
3:11:37 G J's, I appreciate you tuning in, goats.
3:11:39 __] you, yours truly.
3:11:40 Appreciate you watching, bro.
3:11:54 They'll pull the oldest trick in the book, bro.
3:11:56 Death machine available.
3:12:01 Juggernaut standing by.
3:12:07 This we got third in that tournament.
3:12:08 CAN YOU PUT THE DOG DOWN, BRO?
3:12:10 DEATH MACHINE locked and loaded.
3:12:19 Well, we are chalked, guys.
3:12:30 Can we He's trying to melee.
3:12:41 [laughter] This guy thinks he's center of circle, but I just don't know.
3:13:05 Oh, [snorts] you're going to miss those orbital missiles.
3:13:10 Run him over.
3:13:10 Run him over.
3:13:11 YES.
3:13:11 YES.
3:13:13 [laughter] YEAH.
3:13:13 [screaming] YO.
3:13:14 WELL DONE.
3:13:32 OKAY, I NEED my dog to quit chasing me, bro.
3:13:46 They're teaming?
3:13:47 No, y'all are a bunch of rats.
3:13:48 Y'all are a bunch of rats, bro.
3:13:50 We're down to the top five.
3:13:53 Loot high value areas, but watch out for the bus.
3:14:08 We're down to the last two.
3:14:10 Finish this now.
3:14:15 WOO!
3:14:16 WAS ELIMINATED.
3:14:17 THAT'S A JOB WELL DONE.
3:14:19 NOW THAT'S HOW YOU WIN ANOTHER ONE, CHAT.
3:14:20 LET'S GO.
3:14:26 BANG.
3:14:26 BANG.
3:14:28 18, MAN.
3:14:29 Marvel sticking to the goat, brother.
3:14:32 You're not wrong, J's.
3:14:34 You're not wrong.
3:14:35 GG's.
3:14:36 GG's.
3:14:37 Let's go.
3:14:37 Lock it in.
3:14:39 Were they teaming or were they not?
3:14:41 Cuz like what was that?
3:14:43 Teaming in Warzone?
3:14:45 It's crazy.
3:14:47 Absolutely crazy.
3:15:05 The numbers, Mason.
3:15:06 What do they mean?
3:15:08 Where are we, Mason?
3:15:12 What's happening, Mason?
3:15:15 At least one guy I'm left.
3:15:19 Nobody cheats in Warzone.
3:15:21 Lord, is he doing karaoke after each win here as well?
3:15:25 I might have to, huh?
3:15:45 18 eliminations.
3:15:48 I don't know my KD went up that game again, low key.
3:15:54 I'm telling low key.
3:15:55 I have my favorite part of my team
3:15:56 low key is when Battle Pass almost complete here.
3:16:01 Let's see.
3:16:06 I really not have page seven?
3:16:09 I skip a page?
3:16:16 Page complete.
3:16:22 Come on, 14.
3:16:23 Okay.
3:16:29 Hey, I only got one more page left.
3:16:46 Give me up in here or some hot pursuit solos, brother.
3:16:51 Hot pursuit solos.
3:16:53 We got grandpa clutching up here.
3:16:54 I know this is only 30 The numbers Mason.
3:17:02 The crazy thing is they were teaming in the middle of the circle.
3:17:04 Like, I don't really understand the strategy here.
3:17:09 They're teaming and they're surrounded by three other players.
3:17:11 So, they're just running around each other not fighting,
3:17:14 but I saw them rotate together from that gas station down there.
3:17:17 I was like, that's suspicious.
3:17:19 And then and then I slaughtered them, you know?
3:17:22 And and sometimes you just you know,
3:17:24 you got to have you got to that's what's got to happen.
3:17:47 If you cheat on war zone, that's crazy.
3:17:50 Full portal 11 e-lamp/ death ratio.
3:17:53 E-lamp/ death ratio.
3:18:01 Should I be honest?
3:18:01 Do you think that I could be in a wing
3:18:03 suit or you think I would just fall cuz I'm fat?
3:18:05 You know what I mean?
3:18:06 Check your geared weapons.
3:18:07 We'll be deploying shortly.
3:18:18 I don't think I could do this IRL, bro.
3:18:31 They make plus-sized wing suits?
3:18:36 Good.
3:18:38 Good.
3:18:40 I'd be like a dragon flying in the air.
3:18:41 They'd be like, "Who is that?" Playtime's over.
3:18:44 Stand by for deployment shortly.
3:18:45 is mid-flight.
3:18:47 Wow.
3:18:49 Look at him just soar like a dragon.
3:18:54 Could be both, Trent Jay.
3:18:55 Could be both, bro.
3:19:02 Or they weren't at all and they just didn't see each other.
3:19:03 That's very possible, god.
3:19:07 Kill Zone Security's ran by the Coast Guard.
3:19:10 Get Kill Zone at Kill Zone Security.
3:19:14 Step on the firing range to get 25 free rounds of .22 long rifle ammunition.
3:19:19 All you have to do is put your hands
3:19:21 in the air and say "Woo!" one time for the firing range,
3:19:24 just south of Coastal, north of Florida, and northeast of the listening post.
3:19:28 Let's see.
3:19:29 I'm going to stick to my resorts, bro.
3:19:30 I feel really safe here, you know.
3:19:36 I should go to stadium though cuz I got I I'm
3:19:38 going to the World Cup a World Cup game this summer,
3:19:40 so I need to start preparing now mentally for that experience.
3:19:55 Where are we?
3:19:56 At Disney World Resorts.
3:20:03 Hunt down the enemy.
3:20:05 Oh, wow.
3:20:07 Pistols and pistols and more pistols and like
3:20:09 if you're lucky you get more pistols.
3:20:23 Jump off.
3:20:24 Come on.
3:20:25 The collapse is inbound.
3:20:27 Marking new safe zone.
3:20:28 Hostile sniper movement incoming.
3:20:30 Stay in position, gentlemen.
3:20:32 I mean, bro, that war machine is so bad.
3:20:36 I'm going to pick it up for memes, but it's terrible.
3:20:39 War machine available.
3:20:41 War machine available.
3:20:53 Stop that.
3:20:58 Bro, I never got never got this much do-do in here.
3:21:14 Wait for it, Chad.
3:21:17 You hear this guy?
3:21:18 He's doing a little dance above me.
3:21:21 I think he may be in the ground I think he may be like underground right there.
3:21:52 Dead.
3:21:57 Incoming cradle bombs.
3:21:59 Prepare for nearby contact fire.
3:22:01 Incoming cradle bombs.
3:22:04 IT'S A CRADLE BOMB AND IT'S COMING, BRO, and it'll be business.
3:22:09 Intel reports a hostile on the ground.
3:22:11 Stay tight.
3:22:12 Somebody else is in here.
3:22:14 Hooray!
3:22:17 Hold this position while the safe is being online.
3:22:20 loot would be skrum diddly umptious.
3:22:23 We can start taking some crazy shots now with this AK.
3:22:44 [screaming] That's like 30 real life seconds or something.
3:22:47 The safe has been opened.
3:22:49 Move to secure the goods.
3:22:51 I mean, I've seen worse.
3:22:57 I think it's time to chop some people up, huh?
3:23:00 How about that?
3:23:04 This town is rife with criminals.
3:23:06 Deploy to the water tower Cancel sound of THE POLICE.
3:23:09 WOOP!
3:23:10 WOOP!
3:23:20 YOUR cargo bomb is clearing.
3:23:22 Enter the blast zone to obtain valuable loot.
3:23:30 Sir.
3:23:32 I'm going to have to ASK YOU TO OPEN UP.
3:23:46 [laughter]
3:23:52 YEAH, UH OH, THERE'S A LOT OF BAD GUYS HERE.
3:23:56 Circle is closing in.
3:23:58 Proceed to the safe zone.
3:23:59 Look alive.
3:24:00 Law enforcement HVT is active.
3:24:04 Yeah, it's going to be a little one-piece area.
3:24:05 Yeah, uh excuse me.
3:24:12 And that's going to be it for Tacticals.
3:24:15 He's going to be cut in half.
3:24:20 Another squad eliminated your target.
3:24:25 [screaming]
3:24:24 And another one gets killed.
3:24:27 As Legion is built different inside of the ship here.
3:24:37 As we're going to gladly take that loot off
3:24:39 of your corpse of your lifeless body and skedaddle out of here.
3:24:44 Skedaddle, Washington, just south of Seattle.
3:24:48 Let's see if Skedaddle, Washington.
3:25:11 Is that a little Washington?
3:25:36 Excuse me.
3:25:38 A arrest warrant has been issued.
3:25:45 What all that now?
3:25:53 Arrest warrant has been issued.
3:25:54 Suspect is headed north of Fiona course.
3:25:57 Just outside the F1 exhibit.
3:25:59 He is hiding inside the bus, sir.
3:26:02 We have reason to believe that he just quit the game.
3:26:07 So, he evaporated into thin air?
3:26:09 We are pretty sure that's Houdini right there.
3:26:18 Sir, we are convinced that is Houdini.
3:26:35 Boom.
3:26:35 Supply drops are being delivered to the war zone.
3:26:38 Boom.
3:26:39 I don't know if I believe in the subway now, bro.
3:26:48 I don't really like what's happening right now.
3:27:10 Circle is closing in.
3:27:11 Get to the new safe zone.
3:27:16 What?
3:27:23 You've achieved the objective.
3:27:28 Oh.
3:27:35 Oh, I'm rich.
3:27:38 And I'm fine.
3:27:43 Exotic with trauma kit, Chad?
3:27:45 We may be invincible for at least one gun fight.
3:27:57 I'll sneak up on you like a raptor in the woods.
3:28:02 The Ford Raptor.
3:28:04 We ball ball ball in the Ford Raptor club.
3:28:15 Gubba goo, how you doing?
3:28:17 Rest in peace, bro.
3:28:42 Oh, we got him a little weak, and he don't like that.
3:28:46 We got him a little weak.
3:28:48 What's with the background voice not in game?
3:28:51 You're hearing a background voice?
3:28:53 It's not me.
3:28:55 Fort I looks weird, I know, right?
3:28:57 Oh crap.
3:29:03 There's a background voice when I kill people sometimes that they talk.
3:29:09 Oh crap.
3:29:18 What up, big guy?
3:29:19 Don't believe me, big guy.
3:29:45 Yeah, if you guys are hearing something, it's not me.
3:29:56 Everything.
3:29:58 Watch this, chat.
3:30:04 Throw that there, wait for them to look from across.
3:30:30 Did you jump that guy in there for me, please?
3:30:32 He's got exotic and just maybe eliminate him.
3:30:33 That'd be kind of sick.
3:30:34 Look at you, guys.
3:30:36 Let's start teaming again.
3:30:51 I heard you right underneath me, brother.
3:31:00 What?
3:31:00 Critical bomb is clearing.
3:31:02 We received intel there's another bomb in the blast zone.
3:31:18 I think he shot at THE THING, BRO.
3:31:21 [laughter]
3:31:24 DEFINITELY, I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT I'M THAT I'M GOOD at this game, bro.
3:31:29 [laughter] I appreciate that.
3:31:32 __] not fair.
3:31:44 Bro, this guy though.
3:31:48 I'm going to get shot in my back cuz I want him dead so bad.
3:31:57 I feel like I'm being disrespected with this guy
3:31:59 trying to jump shot me a little bit.
3:32:12 I shouldn't be able to be alive this long.
3:32:17 Dude, can you play like you want to play?
3:32:20 Only 25 remaining.
3:32:21 Like how I want you to play?
3:32:23 Can you play how I want you to play and quit on hiding back there, bro?
3:32:27 He's got exa- Okay, okay.
3:32:31 All right.
3:32:37 Smell that?
3:32:38 That's the scent of law breaking.
3:32:40 Time to clean this town up.
3:32:46 Do you hear that chicken sound effect just now?
3:32:47 hear that chicken sound effect just now?
3:32:55 I'm not about to do that.
3:33:07 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
3:33:15 Brother.
3:33:17 I'm going to [laughter] die to this guy.
3:33:19 I'm going to die to this guy cuz he's got me irritated.
3:33:26 Last chance, soldier.
3:33:28 Kill or be killed.
3:33:44 We just won that we we won two today.
3:33:47 That I will take.
3:33:53 RoboCop milestone reached.
3:34:01 Sniper sniper guy He's living rent-free in my head, bro.
3:34:17 I just heard him in here.
3:34:26 You're in the top 10.
3:34:28 I don't like this.
3:34:29 I'm not taking that staircase.
3:34:40 Brother.
3:34:43 If I don't get a car, we're dead.
3:35:07 [screaming] OH, YOU SON OF A BISCUIT.
3:35:15 YOU SON OF A TRISCUIT.
3:35:20 [screaming]
3:35:22 HE CHOKED.
3:35:25 You were the camper, bro.
3:35:27 You were the chosen one.
3:35:33 One big hit can make you rich, unless the law takes you down first.
3:35:38 Bro, POP THIS THING.
3:35:39 COME ON.
3:35:40 [screaming] You're just back in the circle, bro.
3:35:48 What are we doing?
3:35:54 TWO SQUADS LEFT.
3:35:57 NO!
3:35:59 [screaming] DID I GET HIM?
3:36:00 OR DID I LOSE?
3:36:02 BRO.
3:36:03 NO.
3:36:05 Look at how weak HE WAS, CHAT.
3:36:09 OH, HE WAS ONE SHOT.
3:36:12 NO, I had a hook in.
3:36:13 I was like going to get ran over,
3:36:14 but I can't believe the guy I'm on the guy that I hooked in.
3:36:17 Why in the world did he not go towards the center of the zone again?
3:36:21 He stayed on the outside.
3:36:23 Crazy play.
3:36:25 What, two first, two seconds, and a 60th?
3:36:27 What's up, Ash?
3:36:28 You doing good today?
3:36:30 Gigi's.
3:36:35 Yeah, trying to kill me instead of win
3:36:36 the game is like that drives me nuts, bro.
3:36:42 [laughter] They don't even want to win it, bro.
3:36:45 They don't want to win.
3:36:46 They just want to get another kill.
3:36:47 It doesn't matter.
3:36:51 I did use though.
3:36:51 That last guy was smart playing storm to shoot me right there.
3:36:54 If I would have like two more bullets, I would have had it.
3:37:01 If I didn't have that if I had the AR, I don't think I win that.
3:37:15 Yeah, I noticed that in a lot of BRs, bro.
3:37:16 Like the players they like uh they won't sent they won't go for the win.
3:37:21 They'll just go for like another kill cuz it's
3:37:23 like they don't believe in themselves to get the dub.
3:37:25 You kind of got to believe you're going to win.
3:37:30 You have to believe.
3:37:32 You best start believing in ghost stories cuz you're literally in what?
3:37:35 I mean literally we're pirates walking on the bottom of the ocean.
3:37:38 Does that not look a little Does
3:37:39 that not suspicious to you that maybe we're ghosts?
3:37:41 Have you thought about that?
3:37:57 What's up with all these alligator posts I'm seeing about Florida, bro?
3:38:00 What y'all got going on down there?
3:38:01 Y'all need to chill.
3:38:02 It's kind of scary down there, bro.
3:38:06 [snorts] They got alligators in the walls.
3:38:07 They got alligators in the streets.
3:38:09 They got them at the Walmart, the Walgreens.
3:38:14 Anything with wall You don't play Haven's Hollow?
3:38:16 I don't.
3:38:17 I only care about Blackout.
3:38:19 I don't really care at all for If I'm being completely honest,
3:38:23 I don't care for loadouts being in in war zone.
3:38:25 Like I think that's what Fortnite does best is you
3:38:27 have to actually earn your loot like in a regular BR.
3:38:30 And I think I liked that early on in war
3:38:31 zone and then once it became meta it's like bro
3:38:33 I don't really have time to be playing for like
3:38:35 3 hours offline so I can rank up a submachine gun.
3:38:38 So if I didn't if you didn't have to do that then I'd be down.
3:38:44 I'd be down to play regular.
3:38:52 My legs.
3:38:54 My legs.
3:39:02 My legs.
3:39:11 [panting]
3:39:10 You prefer load outs?
3:39:11 Yeah a lot of a lot of like rebirth people like load outs.
3:39:17 I like the randomness of it.
3:39:19 If everybody I know has got the best there's always a chance I can run into you
3:39:21 when you got worse loot than me and if you're better than me I can beat you.
3:39:25 I like the randomness of it.
3:39:43 Captain Jack Sparrow.
3:39:47 Captain Jack Sparrow.
3:39:49 Sparrow.
3:39:54 Seems like resorts is like always in bro.
3:39:56 I'm going to land up top.
3:39:58 Should I land up here?
3:40:00 I'm going to get the choppy chop
3:40:01 and I'm going to choppy choppy people into pieces.
3:40:02 Thoughts?
3:40:04 Watch this.
3:40:14 Is that guy going for it first?
3:40:21 Eliminate all targets in the AO.
3:40:24 Hunt down anyone who thinks they're above the law.
3:40:27 Come on.
3:40:35 Uh you can't run for long, buddy.
3:40:38 [laughter] YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN?
3:40:39 YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN, MAN?
3:40:40 I'M GOING TO GET OUT.
3:40:41 I'M GOING TO GET OUT.
3:40:41 I'M GOING TO GET OUT.
3:40:42 I'M GOING TO GET OUT.
3:40:42 DON'T let me do it.
3:40:44 I was going to say, bro, if he lets me get out, I'm pistol whipping him.
3:40:46 Try harder than When's the last time I cleaned my keyboard, man?
3:40:51 I don't know, bro.
3:40:52 I don't use my keyboard cuz I don't play with it really, except for typing.
3:40:58 Circle is moving.
3:40:58 Never?
3:40:59 6 months?
3:41:00 3 years?
3:41:02 I don't know, bro.
3:41:04 All right.
3:41:05 All right.
3:41:05 All right.
3:41:05 Get out of there.
3:41:06 Get out of there.
3:41:06 What are you doing in there right now?
3:41:07 Get out.
3:41:09 Eight hand cannon available.
3:41:11 Oh, this is bad for this guy.
3:41:12 Hostile site bombardment incoming.
3:41:14 I'm stuck.
3:41:14 Oh, no.
3:41:15 I'm helpless.
3:41:16 Please.
3:41:17 I don't have anything.
3:41:25 Oh, NO.
3:41:27 BUT NOT FOR ME.
3:41:38 THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION, THOUGH, BRO.
3:41:59 WHO'S EASY NINE?
3:42:00 We got a We got a big body boy driving around
3:42:04 here in a cop car pretending to be a police officer.
3:42:06 We need him arrested immediately.
3:42:09 Yep.
3:42:10 Uh he's uh driving across the bridge right
3:42:11 now just south of the hot town around where
3:42:14 that big building is that's always a trap
3:42:15 for people to go in there and get killed immediately.
3:42:20 We got our winky wonky pig boy in progress headed down big Lane.
3:42:23 Oh, he just crashed the car there on the tour street.
3:42:28 He's upset.
3:42:28 He's crying.
3:42:29 His mom is watching.
3:42:30 is being deployed to the war zone.
3:42:31 Eyes up, soldier.
3:42:32 Oh, wow.
3:42:34 How open is that?
3:42:35 How open is that?
3:42:40 Dispatch reports detonation of cradle bombs in the AO.
3:42:43 Stay tight.
3:42:46 Yeah, he saw he said it there past red building, sir.
3:42:50 Do you want us to dangle a piece of ham out the window and distract him?
3:42:59 Should we eat some Snaps or what?
3:43:02 Look alive.
3:43:03 Law enforcement HVT is active.
3:43:05 Don't tell me what to do.
3:43:05 Cradle bomb strike bombardment incoming.
3:43:07 Safe condition yellow.
3:43:13 Hi.
3:43:17 [screaming] What the HELL IS THIS?
3:43:21 [laughter] COPS HAVE AN HVT ON THE FIELD.
3:43:22 OH, MAN.
3:43:24 OH, OH, NO.
3:43:26 We're going to have to turn on you and kill you.
3:43:28 Cradle bomb strike bombardment incoming.
3:43:30 Safe [laughter] condition yellow.
3:43:32 You, too?
3:43:32 You want some of this?
3:43:37 HVT NEUTRALIZED.
3:43:38 WHOA, UH SIR.
3:43:40 BEING DEPLOYED TO THE WAR ZONE.
3:43:44 Criminal activity spiking in your sector.
3:43:46 Shut them down.
3:43:52 The cradle bomb is clearing.
3:43:54 Enter the blast zone to obtain valuable intel.
3:43:56 kind of intel.
3:43:58 That's a terrible combo, bro.
3:43:59 I'm not doing that to myself.
3:44:03 Took him out to the ball game.
3:44:06 Took him out.
3:44:07 What up, ego?
3:44:08 Will the Lakers meet OKC?
3:44:09 Realistically, no.
3:44:10 Do I want them to?
3:44:11 Yes.
3:44:19 I can have a drink, though, can I?
3:44:22 Mama, I've got dreams, but dreams don't give the nights off.
3:44:28 We have eyes on your position.
3:44:30 Suggest you high tail it out of there.
3:44:35 We faked him out with the pull, bro.
3:44:37 It's crazy.
3:44:44 Gipardo, RIP.
3:44:54 Thank you, Eve.
3:44:55 What up, Stutter?
3:44:58 Hot zone site bombardment incoming.
3:45:00 Stay in condition, yes.
3:45:10 Where you going?
3:45:12 What you got?
3:45:13 Where you going?
3:45:15 What's your name?
3:45:16 Why are you dead?
3:45:18 Yeah, that's insane.
3:45:33 I am not doing this to your base.
3:45:35 Hold on.
3:45:35 Stop moving.
3:45:36 Come back.
3:45:37 Come on.
3:45:38 No.
3:45:53 This gun is so bad.
3:46:00 I would Hey, yo.
3:46:04 Who's coming in here dropping dimes in the middle of the day?
3:46:07 Big God, thank you for THE $50 AND I'M DONATING FOR THE VIBES.
3:46:11 BIG GOD, I appreciate you, bro.
3:46:13 Cuz I'm going to Lead the acapella so blue but just murdered me.
3:46:18 Take a look at these perfect shots.
3:46:20 This thing IS LOCKED RIGHT ON NO MATTER WHERE I un-crouch from.
3:46:24 BIG GUY, THANK YOU FOR THE $50 super chat, bro.
3:46:26 Yes, this is called Thank you for the $50 bomb.
3:46:28 $50 bomb from Big O Big O Big Guy now.
3:46:30 Big O Big Guy with a $50 bomb.
3:46:33 That's Big O Big Guy with a $50 bomb again.
3:46:36 It's like Big O Big Guy with a $50 bomb and he might be cheating.
3:46:38 I'm just going to say that.
3:46:38 Kind of felt weird but I also think he was just And that's the end of the game.
3:46:50 80 seconds?
3:46:53 How am I going to go first, 60th first, second, 80th second, bro?
3:46:55 Come on, bro.
3:46:56 Redeployed and ready for the Crazy.
3:47:00 Yo, imagine sitting inside the building bro and like
3:47:02 minding your own business and GGs to you.
3:47:06 Washed is insane, by the way.
3:47:08 Thank you for the $50 bomb, Big Guy.
3:47:10 Thank you.
3:47:13 Thank you.
3:47:14 Thank you.
3:47:15 Hello.
3:47:18 Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
3:47:35 Grandmother did in fact get run over by a reindeer on that cold Christmas Eve.
3:47:43 SHE WAS TRAMPLED.
3:47:45 I SAW IT.
3:48:38 What what NBA games are on tonight?
3:48:39 NBA games on today.
3:48:45 And the Sixers game one against the Knicks.
3:48:47 They're up 17 to 16.
3:48:48 The Timberwolves versus the Spurs starts at 8:30.
3:48:51 Tonight Anthony Edwards giving those Spurs quite a bit
3:48:54 of problems here earlier on in the season.
3:48:57 It could be a match up though.
3:48:58 The Spurs still favored to win.
3:49:01 The Knicks are going to win by 145.
3:49:04 What's your total like better be over 307 307 Hello.
3:49:09 What I need to quit sniping.
3:49:10 That's what I need to do.
3:49:12 Maybe I I didn't even win that game, did I?
3:49:15 I've been keep sniping.
3:49:17 You know what I mean?
3:49:39 That ain't going to do nothing.
3:49:42 Nothing.
3:49:56 Hot pursuit.
3:49:58 Yeah, pursuit.
3:50:07 Hot pursuit.
3:50:07 We got a hot pursuit.
3:50:08 Hot pursuit inbound on hot pursuit.
3:50:10 Playing Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 on the original Xbox or GameCube.
3:50:14 Yeah, the suspect is playing on the back of the headrest
3:50:16 in a 2005 Ford Explore Explorer What was the mid-range one?
3:50:26 Chevy Equinox He's uh he's exploring in his Ford right now.
3:50:33 Pick your side, justice or profit?
3:50:37 Justice or profit?
3:50:38 I'm sorry, that sounds like a cult.
3:50:40 I'm going to keep it a buck.
3:50:42 That sounds like a cult.
3:50:44 Why are we all jumping out of an airplane?
3:50:45 I thought we were all going to Hawaii on vacation.
3:50:49 This seems suspicious.
3:50:50 This almost seems like I've never seen this much water on this much mountain.
3:50:55 Excursion, bro.
3:50:56 When the excursion was big, though.
3:50:59 That was a big-bodied one.
3:51:07 Where do you THINK YOU'RE GOING?
3:51:09 [laughter] YOU DO?
3:51:13 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
3:51:14 [screaming] I THOUGHT MY CAR DID THIS.
3:51:30 I'LL TAKE THAT.
3:51:34 The circle is closing in.
3:51:35 The excursion Whatever, bro.
3:51:43 I got to go gunny.
3:51:51 Stay frosty while the data is decrypted.
3:51:57 We get weird with it.
3:51:59 [screaming] [screaming] 2 hours later.
3:52:21 The safe is unlocked.
3:52:22 Acquire what's inside.
3:52:23 I mean, they want me to snipe so bad, I might as well give it to them.
3:52:26 You know, chat?
3:52:28 Like you want me to use it so bad, fine.
3:52:32 Fine, I will, dude.
3:52:35 Double golds this fast might be a record.
3:52:37 Wait, did I not get purple armor?
3:52:40 Are we big chocking right now?
3:52:46 We might be big chocking.
3:53:06 Incoming cradle bombs.
3:53:07 Prepare for nearby contact.
3:53:09 say that now?
3:53:14 Tell me you got one of them grapphales.
3:53:17 Designated cradle bombs in the AO.
3:53:19 Watch for chemical contamination.
3:53:24 Man, double golds is crazy off the rip.
3:53:25 It's probably a record for me.
3:53:31 Now, if I was to run across something
3:53:34 even more exciting like another chest of golds.
3:53:43 Perhaps a grapph.
3:53:44 Oh, you got to be joshing me with this one like that.
3:53:51 It's kind of a fun little combo.
3:53:59 Buddy.
3:54:02 [laughter] Hey, I respect the try, bro.
3:54:04 I respect the try more than you all ever know.
3:54:10 What up, little slider?
3:54:15 That's cool.
3:54:15 I wanted to go straight down.
3:54:16 So, like luckily the game was like, yeah.
3:54:28 Bro.
3:54:30 He has no [laughter] idea what was going to happen.
3:55:00 Watch this, chat.
3:55:01 He's going to come over here.
3:55:09 He's going to crouch right up by here in a second.
3:55:18 You just got to be patient, guys.
3:55:20 He doesn't know where I'm at, but I kind of know where he's at.
3:55:27 Three.
3:55:37 Come on.
3:55:41 Yeah, Z dog, I've had two wins in 2 seconds.
3:55:44 Come on.
3:55:45 THANK YOU.
3:55:49 [laughter] OH, MAN.
3:55:54 OH, MAN.
3:55:55 Come on now.
3:55:57 I told y'all he he just you just had to give it just
3:55:59 a little bit of time and he's going to come out there, bro.
3:56:03 Just need him to just pop out there, bro.
3:56:07 May the force be with you.
3:56:19 Yeah, we got to go out there there at Colombo.
3:56:21 Colombo's going to be up top here hiding in this building area over here.
3:56:23 Going to be Colombo big Colombo in here right now.
3:56:26 [screaming] Come on, Colombo.
3:56:26 Coming out of that building.
3:56:27 Colombo, come on out.
3:56:31 I can't get out.
3:56:33 Why does the game do this to me?
3:56:34 Why does the game do this to me?
3:56:43 Yeah, Colombo is going to be up there.
3:56:50 Wait.
3:56:54 Oh, I'm I'm literally rich.
3:56:59 I didn't realize Oh, the better sniper.
3:57:07 OH!
3:57:11 OH!
3:57:14 OH, YEAH.
3:57:19 Come on now.
3:57:29 I arrest warrant issued here.
3:57:30 We're going to turn on the lights and sirens.
3:57:31 It looks like buddy old pal O'Malley is going to be posted up over here.
3:57:36 Big leech might be getting flown on us.
3:57:38 He's going to come back to his death place.
3:57:41 Take a look at this here.
3:57:44 That is an AFK player.
3:57:46 I can't get out of the car.
3:57:48 It literally won't let me out of the car.
3:57:50 I literally cannot get out of the car.
3:57:53 I do not know how to get out of the car.
3:57:56 What is happening?
3:57:57 Let me out of the car.
3:57:59 I cannot get out of the car.
3:58:04 This guy is stuck in the car.
3:58:08 I am the I told you something was wrong.
3:58:12 I just got banned for hacking.
3:58:15 That snipe was enough for me to get
3:58:17 reported to get banned [laughter] for hacking.
3:58:22 Oh, wow.
3:58:24 Oh, wow.
3:58:26 Just build, bro.
3:58:27 I just sniped them in the food and like that.
3:58:29 No way the game was like, "Sorry, bro.
3:58:31 You were having way too much fun.
3:58:33 You sure were having a blast and then that's just unacceptable.
3:58:36 You got to get out of the car by going back to the lobby." Okay.
3:58:48 Rest in peace to my granny.
3:58:49 She got hit by a bazooka.
3:59:10 I mean, I just hit a crazy snipe and I got him.
3:59:12 Gigi's Manny.
3:59:13 I'm banned, bro.
3:59:24 Rest in peace to granny.
3:59:26 She got hit by a bazooka.
3:59:27 Yep.
3:59:28 Yep.
3:59:28 No.
3:59:29 Uh, turns out Dr.
3:59:31 Octopus or whatever, uh, he just had a grenade launcher and he did he
3:59:36 knew he he just shot he just blew up our apartment.
3:59:40 Which is, by the way, that was rent-controlled.
3:59:42 And we're never finding another one like that.
3:59:44 So, not only did he kill my my granny and my auntie and my uncle,
3:59:49 but he also killed my hopes and dreams of being able to stay in New York
3:59:52 City for a while cuz it was supposed to get handed down to me when she passed.
3:59:56 And here we are.
3:59:57 So.
3:59:58 How long my aunt for?
3:59:59 Uh 62 more seconds.
4:00:01 I don't know.
4:00:01 I'm going to play at least one more.
4:00:18 Check your gear and weapons.
4:00:19 We'll be deploying shortly.
4:00:22 Man, I had a really good loadout.
4:00:23 I like that loadout.
4:00:24 I never used that combo before, too.
4:00:28 I think it's my first time actually lagging out playing this.
4:00:34 Old Warzone never did this all the time.
4:00:35 This Warzone I just want to fly.
4:00:43 Put your arms around me, baby.
4:00:45 Put your arms around me, baby.
4:00:48 I just want to fly.
4:00:54 All stations green light.
4:00:55 We're deploying to the war zone.
4:00:56 That's crazy how they keep flying like that.
4:00:59 Hot pursuit.
4:01:01 Hot pursuit.
4:01:03 You're in pursuit of being in a hot pursuit.
4:01:06 Hot pursuit.
4:01:07 Hot pursuit.
4:01:09 Get pursuing.
4:01:11 Let's go somewhere we haven't been.
4:01:13 Shall we, Chad?
4:01:13 Let's go uh Let's go to the top stadium, bro.
4:01:18 We can replay a game of footy up there.
4:01:26 What up, Zacky?
4:01:27 Thank you for tuning in, man.
4:01:29 Hooray.
4:01:31 Yeah, so I spent 3 years on the uh B squad at Trinity Stadium uh football team.
4:01:38 Uh not American football, like the football.
4:01:45 Yeah, I was I was the goal post.
4:01:47 Like I wasn't the goalie.
4:01:48 They just would have me stand on one side and my friend stand
4:01:50 on the other and that's just kind of like how we did that or whatever.
4:01:55 Our primary objective is to eliminate all targets.
4:02:06 And and stuff like that.
4:02:11 HKD's ready for delivery.
4:02:19 Yo, yo, yo, who wants some I'm going to get first place to go?
4:02:37 You're losing ground.
4:02:38 Move it.
4:02:39 They know not to give me no burner.
4:02:41 If they give ME A BURNER OH MY GOSH!
4:02:44 OH MY GOSH!
4:02:46 OH MY [screaming] GOSH!
4:02:47 IT'S A TERMINATOR.
4:02:51 I didn't even panic.
4:03:01 I cuz me like I never panic.
4:03:07 Bro, is this thing like a cheat code?
4:03:20 Okay, the rolling is insane.
4:03:38 That's cool.
4:03:57 Let me just pop one of those real quick.
4:04:02 Hello.
4:04:03 Hello.
4:04:06 The ice round ready for deployment.
4:04:10 Come on here.
4:04:11 Cradle bomb incoming.
4:04:12 Expect the enemy to bring the rain.
4:04:22 Cradle bomb has been detonated in the war zone.
4:04:28 That guy is probably going "Why?
4:04:31 Why is he right there?" This gun is like good
4:04:36 I It's going to get me killed in late game, but I like the way it shoots.
4:04:39 Kind of reminds me of like the Growl from Prime War Zone.
4:04:43 The Growl.
4:05:01 What I feel like I heard somebody go Heads up.
4:05:04 A law enforcement officer has been promoted to HVT.
4:05:07 A law enforcement officer has been promoted to HVT?
4:05:11 I don't know what that means.
4:05:12 I don't speak that jargon, man.
4:05:16 An IRL mini golf contest would be awesome, totally.
4:05:19 That'd be so fun.
4:05:30 That would be super fun.
4:05:31 We could go mini golfing and stream it.
4:05:33 That'd be awesome.
4:05:33 Predator bomb hazard decreasing.
4:05:35 Sweep for supplies.
4:05:39 Oh Chad, they have a new kill streak in this game.
4:05:41 It's a sniper rifle uh drone.
4:05:47 It's literally absurd.
4:06:07 Keep clear of the circle.
4:06:08 What did you have?
4:06:08 Get to the safe zone.
4:06:11 A whole bag of nothing.
4:06:12 UAV's on standby.
4:06:15 Dead eye drone standing by.
4:06:23 Really popped off on that uh that AI right there.
4:06:30 WOW!
4:06:31 EXCUSE ME, MISTER.
4:06:32 NO!
4:06:34 [screaming] NO!
4:06:35 THAT GUY HIT BROKE CRAZY.
4:06:37 THAT WAS GREAT.
4:06:38 He was just like you can't hear him cuz he came up there like that.
4:06:40 I mean, I'mma go land on him again low key.
4:06:48 And I had all that loot.
4:06:51 And I had a trauma kit.
4:06:52 I got melted.
4:06:59 Here goes nothing.
4:07:00 And I literally mean I have nothing.
4:07:01 Here it goes.
4:07:16 Excuse me?
4:07:18 The cops have an HVT on the field.
4:07:20 You left all this?
4:07:21 Death machine available.
4:07:29 That guy was a fresh respawn, too.
4:07:37 Hostile bombardment incoming.
4:07:39 Stay in defensive yellow.
4:07:48 Well, that was my stuff.
4:07:49 they can shut you down.
4:07:50 Teach them a lesson.
4:07:51 Thanks, mister.
4:07:52 Ready for deployment.
4:07:52 You're holding it for me.
4:08:09 That's not suspicious.
4:08:24 I would be so upset if I was [laughter]
4:08:28 Dude is trying to play that all sneaky, and here I am like, "Hey,
4:08:30 you guys have fun fighting, and I'm just going to sneak in there in 2 seconds,
4:08:33 and then shoot everybody in the back of their heads and stuff." Like,
4:08:36 "What?" That was just a Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
4:08:58 This has a boost mode on it.
4:09:00 That doesn't mean you can't score big.
4:09:11 Death machine locked and loaded.
4:09:20 When is that guy getting this underneath me?
4:09:22 A collapse is inbound.
4:09:24 I thought he Hold this position while the safe is being unlocked.
4:09:54 Uh how was that guy?
4:09:58 The safe has been opened.
4:09:59 Move to secure the goods.
4:10:04 They just give me the same thing, huh?
4:10:07 They just keep giving me the same thing.
4:10:14 Hostile psycho bomber incoming.
4:10:16 State of condition yellow.
4:10:19 I'm going to use that as bait, bro.
4:10:20 He's going to come downstairs.
4:10:21 I'm going to shoot him in the back of the head.
4:10:30 Please work.
4:10:33 Please work.
4:10:33 This would be so funny, bro.
4:10:38 I want to hear him shoot at that thing in there.
4:10:44 Oh, he got scared, bro.
4:10:44 He got scared cuz he couldn't find me.
4:10:46 Yo, this guy dipped.
4:10:48 This guy dipped, bro.
4:10:51 I don't even care anymore.
4:10:51 Watch this, chat.
4:10:54 So, all these dudes want to want from me?
4:10:58 Where do you think you're going?
4:11:00 You cannot run from me.
4:11:03 Hostile psycho bomber incoming.
4:11:05 State of condition yellow.
4:11:06 gentlemen.
4:11:10 The death machine is a All our enforcement ON THE HI.
4:11:16 THANKS, HAROLD.
4:11:20 ENEMY SOLDIER INCOMING.
4:11:33 I GOT TWO OF them in here.
4:11:49 A crude bomb is being deployed to the war zone.
4:12:01 A tactical strike bomb in the AO.
4:12:03 Watch for chemical contamination.
4:12:08 Hey, y'all Y'all got any of them flight thingies that make me not die?
4:12:18 Oh, yeah.
4:12:25 It's uh suspicious in here, bro.
4:12:28 Too quiet.
4:12:29 You know what I mean?
4:12:37 You've got a collapse inbound.
4:12:38 Safe zone relocated.
4:12:49 Bro.
4:12:53 My fat body gets stuck on so much, bro.
4:12:56 Dead eye drones inbound.
4:12:57 That death machine is hot garbage, bro.
4:13:00 What's up, Rowdy?
4:13:01 What up, Cliff?
4:13:03 Not missing the Fortnite cash.
4:13:07 [laughter] The orbital bomb is clearing.
4:13:14 Enter the blast zone to obtain valuable loot.
4:13:19 This gun isn't a great primary, but it is fun to use.
4:13:22 And I need like a better sub cuz this is like
4:13:24 barely better than the other weapon I'm using as a sub.
4:13:29 That will Stygian for gold.
4:13:34 We got the exotic sniper.
4:13:36 I want that.
4:13:48 DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, WHY WOULD YOU CLIMB IT?
4:13:51 OKAY.
4:13:56 LET'S SNEAK OFF A MANTLE HERE, BRO.
4:13:57 That's what I wanted for sure.
4:14:11 I love that.
4:14:20 He thinks we can hold out a few of the players over here.
4:14:37 I think he comes up the zip.
4:14:40 It'd be really funny if he did.
4:15:05 Your HVT takes taken down.
4:15:09 I'm sorry, bro.
4:15:17 Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
4:15:23 I really want you guys to see how ridiculous this sniper drone is.
4:15:31 So crazy.
4:15:34 How did I boost?
4:15:35 You mean off the wall?
4:15:36 Like I just jumped that off?
4:15:38 Do or die.
4:15:40 Uh I I just I canceled the wing suit and then I just hit jump and then Hi.
4:15:56 Curb your enthusiasm.
4:15:57 Okay, here we go.
4:15:57 We're going to try this out.
4:15:59 Let's see if I can get some snipes off.
4:16:09 Can you not go down?
4:16:10 Like am I Look at this guy, chat.
4:16:18 He's like, "Dude, we're going to be fine,
4:16:20 right, Mark?" Surely like he's not following me.
4:16:25 In the wide open to snipe me in the back while I'm [laughter]
4:16:41 Your dead eye drone has been destroyed.
4:16:45 You literally become a human sniper rifle.
4:16:47 It's the funniest thing ever, dude.
4:16:56 Oh, stop all that shooting, bro.
4:16:59 Oh, you're being like not cool, dude.
4:17:11 Yo, give me that.
4:17:23 I got to like start eliminating these people
4:17:25 or it's going to be an absolute race.
4:17:27 Former, thank you for the 64 months on a sub now.
4:17:30 64 months on a sub now.
4:17:34 Holding 10 left.
4:17:38 Hi.
4:17:53 Reloading.
4:17:54 Finish the job.
4:17:57 Be careful.
4:17:58 The last one is right here.
4:18:06 We're the last two.
4:18:07 FINISH THE JOB.
4:18:08 YEAH!
4:18:09 [screaming] THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
4:18:11 NOT THAT TIME YOU WIN THE STREAM, BRO.
4:18:14 LET'S GO, DUDE.
4:18:18 BANG!
4:18:22 I MEAN, I'M PLAYING WAR I'M PLAYING BLACK OPS 7 war zone.
4:18:24 Geez.
4:18:28 This is how we do it.
4:18:33 Open the scoreboard.
4:18:34 You had 17 and 5,000 damage.
4:18:39 Let's go, man.
4:18:40 GG's.
4:18:42 I literally sword on him.
4:18:43 I was like, Yep, made that sound effect, dove into them.
4:18:51 All right, chat.
4:18:52 If you guys are watching on Twitch, we'll do our normal raid.
4:18:55 Is there anybody that's streaming the game right now?
4:18:57 Let's see who else is on and give a nice raid over there.
4:19:01 Let's raid.
4:19:02 My boy Courage, he's still live, bro,
4:19:03 playing some Grand Theft Auto, so Appreciate y'all, chat.
4:19:07 Thank you for coming to hang out today.
4:19:08 Started with some Fortnite, switched over to COD,
4:19:10 somehow won more games in COD than I won in Fortnite.
4:19:12 Um I appreciate y'all.
4:19:14 Thank you for all the super chats, gifted subs, follows, donations.
4:19:16 Y'all are literally the best community in the world.
4:19:17 God bless.
4:19:19 Uh go say what's up to my boy JD, and tomorrow we'll be on.
4:19:24 I don't know what we're going to be playing yet,
4:19:26 but I know it's going to be a good time.
4:19:27 Deuces.