The Night Ronaldinho Taught Joe Cole A Brutal Lesson & Mourinho’s RUTHLESS Chelsea | CLASSIC CLIPS
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0:00 What was different with Jose to make you
0:01 get into that the right position at that time?
0:03 He liked partnerships on the pitch.
0:05 So, I played on the right, Paulo Ferreira played behind me.
0:07 And what he was very big on was so was you'd pick up left back, right?
0:12 To and and if he if he if he got a cross in, it was my responsibility,
0:18 not the right back's.
0:19 Do you know what I mean?
0:20 So, and you just knew if you if you got it wrong,
0:25 like there was a game we played Barcelona in the new camp, right?
0:27 And I was playing right midfield.
0:29 And it was the first time I played against Ronaldinho.
0:32 So, stupidly, so the ball's gone into Ronaldinho, he's pinned Paulo Ferreira,
0:37 and he's got We're all in a nice defensive position.
0:39 We're all set.
0:40 I'm with I can see Van Bronckhorst.
0:42 And he's made a run.
0:43 And I And I thought, "That's a stupid run.
0:44 He's never going to get that." And Ronaldinho just gone done done something,
0:49 lollipop, bang, back healed it into Van Bronckhorst.
0:52 It's one of them moments on the pitch when I was like,
0:54 "Oh, shit." Van Bronckhorst wins it in a cross.
0:59 Essien's missed it by a by a whisker, but like that was cuz it was Ronaldinho,
1:03 and I took a gamble where I let Van Bronckhorst run.
1:07 And I thought, "Right, now for the rest of the 40 or 50 games,
1:09 there's no ever there's not going to be
1:11 a full back that's going to run past me." Jose
1:13 was the um was the best at like just
1:17 like putting a player down in a brilliant way.
1:20 Like, it was like Ricardo Carvalho,
1:22 obviously great player, great at the game, right?
1:26 He had a row with Jose about something.
1:28 After the game, he didn't play.
1:30 Ba ba bum.
1:31 And Jose's gone, "You, same thing, you will never play again for me.
1:35 You will never play.
1:36 John Terry, number one.
1:38 Gallas, number two.
1:40 Robert Huth, three.
1:42 Young kid, number four." And he went, "Kid, man, Mick,
1:46 I'll play Mick AHEAD OF YOU." HE'S GOT A HEAD I'VE GOT.
1:53 MICK HE'S 50 year old fellow with a big derby on him like that.
1:59 Go on Mario.
2:01 It's pretty cool.
2:01 No way.
2:02 Not bad, was it?
2:05 You mentioned it before, Carl.
2:06 So, you made your you were part of the England squad in the year 2000.
2:11 And bearing in mind Joe's younger than me,
2:12 I made my debut in the 1999-2000 season for QPR.
2:16 Joe's playing for England at that time.
2:18 At that we you must have been involved with like Seaman,
2:21 Ince, you know, that that kind of era.
2:25 Yeah.
2:24 And and how old are you when you
2:25 walk into that dressing room and what's it like?
2:27 been I think my first squad I was in was my Well, I know the game.
2:30 We can check the dates.
2:32 Come on, stat man.
2:33 right.
2:33 Let's go.
2:34 game at the last game at Wembley.
2:35 Kevin Keegan's last You know that um
2:38 Did the German score?
2:39 Yes.
2:39 Germany, that one.
2:40 Yeah, I was in the squad.
2:40 I didn't make the bench.
2:42 That was my first squad.
2:43 So, I don't know I'd have been 18.
2:44 Plus the old Wembley.
2:45 Old Wembley.
2:46 The 7th of October, 2000.
2:48 Here you go.
2:49 Wow.
2:49 So So, is that Yeah, yeah, I'd have been 18 there.
2:52 Probably 18.
2:53 Yeah, so that's the end of my first So, you're at QPR.
2:57 He's playing for England at that time.
2:58 at England.
2:59 I got in the squad, yeah.
3:00 First squad.
3:01 Um What's that like?
3:02 What you know, you get the call up.
3:03 So, you How old are you then?
3:04 18?
3:05 Yeah, I don't even know if I could drive.
3:06 I can't even remember.
3:07 I didn't I didn't drive myself, but I can't even Anyway, I got the call up.
3:11 And I've turned up.
3:12 And and to be fair, and I'll always remember this.
3:15 Do you know like the Beckham but Scholesy's and the Nevilles
3:20 class like They were the first people They They were great.
3:22 They were like I bumped into them first one.
3:25 They They was always great.
3:26 They was right away through my England career as a young player.
3:28 They always looked after us and made sure I was all right and was welcoming.
3:32 But then go into your room, first training, met Keegan and all that.
3:36 Just come and enjoy yourself.
3:37 You're not going to play, but you know,
3:39 big part of the future plans for us and blah blah whatever.
3:42 Um great.
3:44 Going to training, I've got on the coach.
3:46 And I think, where do I sit?
3:47 And uh it's nervous.
3:50 And I just see I like to I just see this head
3:53 pop up from the hugest the hugest paper the Financial Times like that.
3:58 Tony Adams like and I'm like he just give
3:59 me a little like come and sit here mate.
4:01 Come and sit here and I was So big tones on the Financial
4:04 Big tones on the Financial
4:05 That's like some Gordon sketch or something.
4:07 I know.
4:08 I know.
4:08 Almost not real like comedy relief.
4:10 numbers in there.
4:11 I know and I'm like I think all right Let me go and sit next to the to Tony
4:16 and we're just chatting away and this paper so big
4:18 I've just got no room to sit on this thing.
4:20 I'm like that.
4:21 And it was the famous game where Keegan retired.
4:26 Right.
4:25 So I was literally I was in an So we were sitting at Wembley watching
4:29 the game and then I got beat come
4:33 down and I'm standing outside the dressing room
4:36 and Keegan's walked past and he's like I'm not I'm not up to this I'm resigning
4:40 and then the poor little um PR paper
4:43 person for England was like You can't do that.
4:48 AND I'M LIKE I'M STANDING THERE GOING WHAT IS going on here?
4:51 I'm only TURNED UP.
4:54 I JUST THOUGHT I WAS going to change his mind.
4:58 And he's just gone back gone to the he's gone to the Sky Sports cameras.
5:01 Come here mate.
5:03 I don't know probably Nick Collins has come over like all right.
5:05 He said yeah I've had enough I'M DONE.
5:09 AND I'M JUST GOING WHAT'S[ __] going on here?
5:12 So um Anyway that was my first experience of England.
5:18 What an experience that was.
5:19 Big thing in this series on the pod Joe is about
5:22 draft excluders which are sort of new to the game really.
5:25 I don't think when you were 16-year-old uh or 18-year-old
5:29 starting out in England you were practicing being a draft excluded.
5:31 To be honest with you I don't think you'd potentially make a very good one.
5:36 Uh I know you're above average height as you keep on pointing out
5:38 Yeah we've we've we've clarified that already.
5:40 In England Do you need a long draft excluder?
5:43 I think I'd be a good draft
5:48 But but we've taken it up another level with the draft excluders this series.
5:51 When we were chatting to Aaron Ramsdale, we discussed going full frontal.
5:54 Dave, there was a player who went full frontal the other day.
5:56 I saw it.
5:57 We've had two instances so far in the Premier League.
5:59 Diogo Jota against Newcastle.
6:01 Full frontal.
6:02 And and Dan James for Leeds against Arsenal.
6:04 Do you know what I My job a lot was the charger.
6:07 That's the worst job you can have in football.
6:09 job.
6:09 have got that job would you?
6:09 No, no, no.
6:10 I didn't have to play cuz you were rapid.
6:12 No, that was just cuz I was not very good.
6:14 I wasn't at anything else.
6:15 I'm not going to beat anyone in the air.
6:17 I can't I wasn't for the wall.
6:19 I wasn't tall enough as we've just for the wall.
6:22 If it clips to the far post, I'm no good to no one there.
6:25 But I can take one in the mush as good as anyone.
6:28 So No, there's nothing worse like actually charging.
6:31 It's like if you watch that someone who doesn't actually really want to charge.
6:34 Like they wait the whistle goes and then they bend their run a little bit.
6:38 Just to make it later.
6:40 Let me tell you right.
6:41 I've I've had a I've seen some good chargers in my time.
6:43 I've had some I've I've broken leg, ankle, toe, wrist.
6:48 I've done me medial's, right?
6:50 The most pain I've experienced on a football
6:51 pitch is charging and taking one in the nuts.
6:54 I was I had a tear in my eye.
6:57 It was like Straight in the It was the ah it was ah horrible.
7:02 Worst.
7:01 We're we're series six now I think this is, right?
7:04 I don't think we've discussed the charge, the art of charging.
7:07 I was an experienced charger, right?
7:09 So let me tell you an experienced charger.
7:12 It's the worst job.
7:13 When you get the jobs on set pieces It's very easy like oh for[ __] sake.
7:17 I'm I'm going to cop a few this year, right?
7:19 So listen, this is what you got to do.
7:20 First of all, you got to be a bit cheeky cuz you got to nick a yard, right?
7:24 And you got to be brave and a little bit Mental.
7:29 Mental as well.
7:29 Like I'm not mental,
7:31 but I'm brave enough to get it with but you got to be cheeky, right?
7:34 You right, there's a few that play at it.
7:36 They do the bend the run.
7:37 They go oh look at me, I'm brave.
7:38 And then they all of a sudden then they're they're on they're on the outside.
7:41 So yeah, But I did it and it's bloody painful.
7:44 No one's ever made a montage on YouTube of of fantastic charges or like that.
7:50 Like, you know, it's all about goals and beautiful saves.
7:53 Like, let's have a charging montage and there's
7:56 people that can do that out there.
7:57 I think you're right.
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