Solving The Top Secret Train Murder Mystery In Minecraft

JeromeASF

0:00 Today we're trapped on a train with a murderer hiding among us.

0:02 I was sitting in my bed and it said, "I feel something sting."

0:08 And while we're trying to finish tasks and figure out who the killer is,

0:11 they're busy trying to pick us off one by one.

0:13 I hear you walking.

0:17 I'm glad you did.

0:19 Which would already be bad enough except

0:20 this train is also full of complete idiots.

0:23 Oh no.

0:23 OH NO.

0:24 I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN.

0:26 OH GOD, I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN.

0:28 OH GOD.

0:29 ESPECIALLY SIRI, who somehow gets access to grenades.

0:33 Monk, this is really awkward.

0:34 Yeah, a little bit.

0:36 This goes from murder mystery to total stupidity very quickly.

0:39 I love trains.

0:43 So anyway, Steve, as I was saying, you know,

0:46 it was a long journey that we took on this here train across.

0:50 Why did I start with a knife underwater as well?

0:53 It's a submarine as well.

0:54 I don't know if I mentioned that before.

0:56 Oh, hey, I think it's that's Siri.

0:58 Hey, what up?

0:59 Hey, how's it going?

1:00 What's happening?

1:02 Hi.

1:03 Hi.

1:03 We're just having a couple drinks.

1:05 Yeah, we're telling tales of all

1:07 about, you know, our days in the train Marine Corps together.

1:12 Don't forget the submarine train.

1:13 Oh, and the submarine train corps.

1:15 Yeah, that too.

1:16 Yeah, of course.

1:17 Long and hard days, honestly.

1:19 Grueling task.

1:20 How many of these are we going to Oh, I got to go get fresh air.

1:22 Yeah, I need to get Wait, I need to get fresh air.

1:23 That's my task through.

1:25 Sorry.

1:25 There's a party.

1:26 Oh, you copycat.

1:27 You copying me?

1:28 Wait, I've heard this before.

1:29 What do you mean there's a party in Luke's room?

1:30 I'm not going in there.

1:31 A civilian.

1:32 Yeah, I'm probably going to die.

1:35 Monk.

1:36 Monk.

1:37 Monk.

1:38 Luke.

1:38 Monk.

1:38 I'm room one.

1:39 I'm room one.

1:40 Get out of my way, bro.

1:41 Get out of my way.

1:42 Get out of my way, bro.

1:48 You're all broke.

1:49 I don't want to even hear.

1:50 I can't even hear you.

1:51 You're all broke.

1:53 You're broke.

1:55 Get out of my way, bro.

1:57 Nah, brokie.

1:58 You're all broke.

2:00 Get out of my way.

2:00 I'll see you in the presidential seat, too.

2:03 I'm in.

2:03 What are you doing in here?

2:04 Hey, get out of here.

2:05 Well, well, well.

2:06 Everyone in.

2:06 Let's party in the presidential room.

2:08 Party in the press room.

2:09 Let's go.

2:14 Not you.

2:15 Is there enough room in the bed for all of us?

2:17 Yeah, dude.

2:17 Come on.

2:18 Let's go.

2:21 Hey.

2:20 Oh, yeah.

2:21 Everyone in.

2:22 Everyone in.

2:22 What up, dogs?

2:24 All right.

2:26 Nice.

2:25 All right.

2:26 Luke, are you the murderer?

2:29 No.

2:29 All right.

2:29 That'd be crazy if we both were.

2:31 Yeah, that'd be crazy.

2:32 I hear him talking.

2:32 You hear him yapping?

2:33 THERE COULD BE.

2:34 HEY.

2:35 PARTY.

2:35 COME ON IN.

2:36 COME ON IN.

2:36 OH MY GOD.

2:37 YOU'RE broken here.

2:38 Hey, I'm bringing the drinks.

2:40 I call you in the shower, dudes.

2:42 Get your actually showering.

2:48 No.

2:48 You get rid of that blackmail right now.

2:51 Luke.

2:51 Explosive.

2:52 Uh-huh.

2:53 Luke, you delete that footage right now.

2:55 Let me see them dogs.

2:56 Let me see them dogs, Jerome.

2:58 OH MY GOD.

2:59 OH MY GOODNESS.

3:00 I TOLD HIM TO GET RID OF THE BLACKMAIL AND HE WOULDN'T DO IT.

3:04 Where did his body go?

3:05 Room.

3:06 What?

3:08 Wouldn't do it.

3:10 Well, what are you going to do with what I got?

3:13 Why are you guys in my room?

3:14 Um Oh, wait.

3:15 Oh, this is your room.

3:16 Uh-oh.

3:17 We're showering.

3:18 Serious shower.

3:19 We're not all showering.

3:21 You were definitely not home.

3:24 Okay.

3:26 Sorry about that.

3:27 Was also in this room, but then he got shot.

3:31 Go ahead.

3:32 See you.

3:33 I got to get some fresh.

3:34 Yeah, they're in my room.

3:36 I'm locked.

3:38 Huh?

3:37 I'm trying to get out.

3:38 I'm so sorry.

3:39 Oh my god, that's so awkward.

3:42 She just walks in.

3:43 What are you all doing in my room?

3:45 Not showering, that's for sure.

3:48 Yikes.

3:49 Uh-huh.

3:50 Anyhoozle, would you look at the time?

3:53 You feel like getting some fresh air.

3:55 You know, I kind of feel bad about shooting Luke,

3:56 but at the same time, I don't because he was uh blackmailing me.

4:00 So, you know, he kind of got what he deserved, man.

4:03 I don't even like these the muddle mint.

4:06 It's not It's not great.

4:08 It's not making Oh, hello.

4:10 And you know, just having having a glass.

4:12 It's a It's a long trip and I I have nothing better to do.

4:17 So, um I Hold on.

4:20 You want to see a trick?

4:21 Hold on.

4:21 I can prove I got nothing ready.

4:22 What you got?

4:23 See me rolling through stuff?

4:25 See me rolling through stuff?

4:27 That's pretty impressive.

4:28 No, no there.

4:29 I just got my uh mojito.

4:31 But now all of a sudden I feel like getting some fresh air.

4:35 Which way's closer?

4:37 That way or that way?

4:38 I think that way.

4:39 I think the front of the train is probably closer.

4:42 This is the front.

4:43 Yeah, this is the front.

4:45 Oh, the rooms count.

4:46 Of course it's the front.

4:46 Wait,

4:47 it's four room.

4:48 Oh, room one.

4:49 Oh, I get it.

4:50 Never mind.

4:51 Yeah, Luke's dead in there.

4:53 Drum shot him.

4:54 Oh, okay.

4:55 Oh, so Jerome's dead, too.

4:57 He told us that there was a mind.

4:59 Oh, hey, welcome.

5:00 Welcome.

5:01 Yeah.

5:02 So, about uh you guys being in my room.

5:04 Don't worry about it.

5:05 We were just taking a shower.

5:06 A drink apparently.

5:08 Luke let us in.

5:11 Oh, Luke let you guys into my room.

5:12 Why did he have keys to my room?

5:13 I don't know.

5:14 So, here's the Well, here's the really awkward part, Siri.

5:16 He told us that there was a party going on in his room,

5:19 and then I went in there, and then everyone was showering.

5:21 It was really awkward.

5:23 Hey, don't listen to him.

5:24 So, Dropsy.

5:26 Luke threw a a party in what he claimed was his room, and it was a shower party.

5:31 And then Siri walks in and goes,

5:33 "Why is everyone showering in my room?" And it was really awkward.

5:37 Uh,

5:37 well, I think room one can have roommates, so I'm so sorry that happened to you.

5:40 Yeah, everybody does have bunk mates.

5:42 Oh, don't be too sorry.

5:43 Sounds like we're bunk mates.

5:49 For what it's worth, I shot no one else has my room.

5:53 It's great.

5:55 If it makes you feel better, I shot L.

5:57 Check it out.

5:57 He's dead.

5:58 He won't be bothering you.

5:59 Good face.

6:00 That's great.

6:01 Who picked up the gun?

6:02 That's the real question.

6:03 Uh, Monk has it.

6:04 Got it.

6:06 I got to get to room two.

6:07 Me and Trey are bunk buddies again.

6:10 I got to go slam a couple drinks, apparently.

6:13 I was saying actually I do but I should

6:17 if I try killed me.

6:19 If you die Trey kills you.

6:20 That was one of the last thing.

6:21 Honestly, I don't even care.

6:23 Trey, just take him out, dude.

6:24 It's fine.

6:24 Monk, don't I can't have you point a gun at me with that face, dude.

6:27 I just It's a little It's a little

6:30 My face.

6:31 What's wrong?

6:32 It's beautiful.

6:32 It's a beautiful face, I must say.

6:34 It's just a little intimidating with the gun, you know?

6:36 It just adds like a some nuances of intimidation.

6:41 Hey, what's up?

6:42 Hi.

6:43 Just uh getting some fresh air.

6:45 I really hate the cold.

6:46 I don't know why it's all wintry all the time.

6:49 Um I'm Canadian.

6:50 I love this.

6:52 Oh, I'm I'm from the south.

6:53 I don't If it's below 50, I'm probably freezing.

6:58 Oh gosh.

6:59 Yeah.

7:00 I I burn up so easily.

7:02 It's bad.

7:03 Oh no.

7:03 See, quite literally like No, dude.

7:05 I love the sun.

7:06 I don't I think the last time I got a sunburn, I was Hey, Vernon.

7:09 Getting some.

7:09 All right.

7:10 See you, man.

7:12 I'm I'm hiding it in here cuz I'm scared for monkeys.

7:16 Hey, just just scroll through your stuff really fast.

7:19 That's what I did.

7:20 And I proved I didn't have anything better.

7:21 I don't want to do that.

7:22 That's scary.

7:24 Oh, hold on.

7:25 I feeling a bit peck.

7:27 Oh, not through.

7:27 There's a There's a corner.

7:30 He's shaking.

7:30 It's

7:34 scary.

7:32 Oh, that too.

7:32 But I think you can Vernon.

7:40 Burn it.

7:42 Oh, droppy.

7:43 Yikes.

7:43 Uh, bro, come on, man.

7:45 Don't stay away from me.

7:46 Stay away from me.

7:48 Stay away from me.

7:49 If you can pick up the gun, I know it's not you.

7:51 It's not me.

7:52 Okay,

7:53 this is true.

7:53 I don't think it's Trey.

7:54 I think Trey was honest about it not being him.

7:58 So,

7:57 that sounded like the Battle of Woods from the Princess Bride.

8:01 Then, clearly, I cannot choose the gun in front of you.

8:03 Yeah.

8:04 Yeah.

8:04 Exactly.

8:06 I don't know.

8:08 Where were you on the night of the fourth?

8:11 I was over there.

8:12 That's good enough for me.

8:14 It's pretty good.

8:16 Pretty sure we should uh we should shoot Vernon with this.

8:19 I'm down.

8:20 I got Okay, where I'm I'm room six.

8:22 I got to get some sleep or I'm about to pass out.

8:25 I am also pretty sleepy.

8:26 Where's my room?

8:27 You I think you just walked past.

8:28 Excuse me.

8:29 Probably got a dead body in there.

8:30 Don't mind that.

8:33 Oh, there is just a dead in my in my shower.

8:36 Huh.

8:37 Honestly, I have no idea who it is at this point.

8:40 Everyone's acting all normal and casual.

8:42 It's kind of weird.

8:45 I didn't really think it was Luke, but I am kind of happy that I killed him.

8:49 Like, I'm not I'm not like upset in the slightest that he's not here, you know?

8:55 Yo, should I creep everyone out and turn off all the lights in this room?

8:57 I'm going to turn them all off.

8:58 Turn every light off in here.

9:01 Yeah, that's so menacing, dude.

9:08 I love doing that to people.

9:09 What if I turn off all the lights for like half the train?

9:11 Uhoh.

9:12 Sleeping on the floor.

9:13 Don't mind me.

9:15 Are you You did what?

9:16 On the floor?

9:18 I was sleeping on the floor.

9:19 Come in here.

9:20 Come in here.

9:20 Look at this.

9:21 No.

9:21 Why would I Look at our sleeping.

9:23 Wait.

9:23 Open up.

9:24 Look at our sleeping arrangements.

9:26 Hey yo, big dog.

9:27 Thanks, bud.

9:28 All right.

9:28 I guess I'm sleeping on the floor again.

9:29 I needed to get some sleep, dude.

9:31 I'm sorry.

9:32 All right, I'm going to go get some fresh air.

9:34 Enjoy your slumber.

9:36 Thank you, Dad.

9:38 Goodbye.

9:38 Wait, did he actually sleep?

9:39 Did it let him sleep on the couch here?

9:40 Oh, I thought he actually had to sleep on the couch.

9:42 That was so funny.

9:43 He went prone to the ground, which was funny.

9:45 He He like went underneath the trapoor,

9:47 so it did look like he was sitting on the floor.

9:49 Oh, wait.

9:49 I've been turning off all the lights to creep people out.

9:52 Oh, that's good ambience.

9:53 I got to get some fresh air now.

9:55 Yeah.

9:56 Let's see.

9:58 Turn off that light.

9:59 All right, there we go.

10:00 Yeah, we'll leave a couple on.

10:01 We'll leave a COUPLE ON.

10:02 WHO TURNED OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, BRO?

10:04 IT SHOULD be criminal.

10:06 I don't know who did that.

10:07 I'M GOING TO BE WAIT, WHY DOES STEVE HAVE A GUN?

10:09 MONK, shoot him.

10:11 I don't have a gun.

10:11 You're hallucinating.

10:13 You're hallucinating.

10:13 Yeah.

10:14 No, BRO.

10:14 HE HAD A GUN.

10:16 You fix your hallucinations, dude.

10:18 I swear he had a gun.

10:19 He had a gun.

10:20 MONK.

10:21 HE HAD A GUN IN HIS HAND.

10:23 TOOTY, what is your the little icon in the top left?

10:26 What color is it?

10:26 Is this a smiling green face?

10:28 Oh, it is an orange unhappy face.

10:31 Yeah, then you're hallucinating.

10:32 Can you actually hallucinate?

10:34 Yeah, you're sleepd deprived when you when you get

10:37 Okay, please somebody turn the lights on.

10:39 I can't see anything in here.

10:40 It's so dark.

10:42 Yeah.

10:42 Why is it so dark in here?

10:43 Because some menaces are turning off all the lights.

10:46 I Okay, I'm about to like lose it, dude.

10:48 I got to go get this.

10:49 Yeah.

10:49 Yeah, I am actively losing it.

10:52 Go, go, go, go.

10:53 Wait, are you guys memeing or can you actually hallucinate, dude?

10:56 No, you can genuinely I'm being gas.

10:59 When you don't do your tasks, you start to hallucinate.

11:02 Okay, I got to get to room six.

11:03 I'm literally so so sad right now.

11:06 My I I've got a very frowny face.

11:08 Okay,

11:09 I get I get angry when I don't sleep.

11:14 I got to

11:15 You're not you when you're hungry.

11:17 True.

11:20 Any broomies in here?

11:22 All right, I got to I got to get some sleep, dog.

11:25 I got to get some sleep.

11:28 Excuse me.

11:28 I'm trying to get into the room.

11:31 Oh, is this That's awkward.

11:32 I was trying to get out of your way.

11:34 Enjoy your slumber.

11:35 I appreciate it.

11:35 Thank you.

11:36 There's a dead body in my room.

11:39 It's loose.

11:40 What?

11:40 Oh, yeah.

11:41 Yeah.

11:41 That was a misunderstanding.

11:52 Also, where did Steve go?

11:54 Didn't he say he was getting fresh air?

11:57 Steve, you out here, buddy?

11:59 Hey yo, Steve.

12:02 Where is he at?

12:04 He was definitely supposed to be out here.

12:08 Huh?

12:10 Hey, uh, Trey, I don't know how to tell you.

12:12 Got an outside cart.

12:13 Steve's not out there.

12:14 Didn't he say he was getting fresh air and went this way?

12:17 Yeah.

12:17 Did he go this way?

12:18 He did, I think.

12:20 Unless he I mean, I guess I didn't really see.

12:23 He might have went the wrong way.

12:24 Yeah, I didn't I didn't confirm.

12:25 Yeah,

12:26 he said he was getting fresh air.

12:27 That's the quickest way to get fresh air,

12:29 but that doesn't mean he did the smart thing.

12:31 It is Steve.

12:32 So, well, I'm going to go that way.

12:33 And if I don't return, there's something suspicious going on over here.

12:42 I was just doing that scenic effect there.

12:45 Okay, drone real dead.

12:47 I feel like it can't just be Luke.

12:48 I think I'm being gas lit.

12:50 Can you hallucinate in this game?

12:52 Yeah, if you uh don't do enough tasks, you start to hallucinate.

12:55 Okay.

12:56 So, have you not done your tasks?

12:58 Uh I did one of my It wasn't an orange.

13:00 It was in an orange date and then I saw Steve with a gun.

13:04 So, yeah.

13:04 Yeah, you start to hallucinate if you don't do tasks.

13:06 Okay, cool.

13:07 I need a I need a drink.

13:08 Oh, and I think if you shoot the wrong person,

13:11 you also start to like hallucinate.

13:12 You lose your mind a little bit.

13:13 So, yeah, you can hallucinate.

13:15 Anyways, I started blasting.

13:18 I'm convinced someone's dead somewhere and I can't win.

13:21 Oh, is there a party in here?

13:22 Had a drum.

13:24 No, I was looking for corpses.

13:25 Well, I have to get some fresh air, so I got to go to the end of the train.

13:29 Yeah, cuz Vernon just keeps sticking around.

13:32 I'm trying to find bodies.

13:33 There's got to be one somewhere.

13:46 Monk, this is really awkward.

13:48 Yeah, a little bit.

13:57 They've all been sticking together.

13:58 I wonder like I don't know.

14:01 That seems kind of dumb.

14:02 Like on one end it's like oh they're together then nothing bad can happen.

14:05 But at the same time if the killer gets one

14:07 grenade off EVERYONE COULD BE YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD, TOO.

14:18 You were doing so good.

14:20 Drum, exactly what you said will happen happen.

14:23 She herself grenades.

14:26 That's insane.

14:28 She was standing in my room trying to stab it.

14:31 You can't stab when people ARE LAYING DOWN.

14:33 BY THE WAY,

14:34 you don't understand the timing of that series.

14:36 I literally was mids sentence saying they're all all of them are together.

14:41 I'm like that seems like a smart idea.

14:42 I'm like but if the killer pulls out

14:43 a grenade and then the screen just fades to black.

14:47 That's crazy.

14:50 But this is nuts.

14:51 How do I always spawn in this room?

14:53 I don't get it, dude.

14:54 It's crazy every time.

14:56 You're crazy.

14:57 I don't know how I got put in the same room again.

14:59 Hold on.

14:59 I got to check out my room and make sure my luggage made it.

15:01 I'll be back.

15:01 Excuse me, Mr.

15:03 This round we got two pillars, so watch out.

15:06 I don't I don't I don't want to be in the same room.

15:09 Hi.

15:09 Which which rooms are these?

15:12 Which which rooms are these?

15:13 Oh, I'm room seven.

15:13 Okay.

15:14 So, I'm down this end of the train.

15:16 Oh, hey, King.

15:19 Welcome aboard.

15:20 Okay.

15:20 Wait, wait.

15:21 Statistically, what are the probabilities of one of us being the imposter?

15:25 Right.

15:25 Two out of So, one in five, right?

15:28 Well, how many people are there to There's Yeah.

15:31 Yeah.

15:32 Yeah.

15:32 So, it's two out of 10, which I

15:33 Which Which room are these?

15:36 Wonder are these?

15:38 Room one.

15:39 Room one.

15:39 Oh, this is Oh, this is the very front.

15:41 Okay, my room's back here.

15:43 Oh, I'm actually room one.

15:44 Wait a minute.

15:45 Wait, I'm room two.

15:46 This is my room.

15:46 Yo, let's get in, boys.

15:49 Guys, I think I need a drink.

15:51 My goodness.

15:52 Party in the presidential suit.

15:54 Wait, Luke, I don't think this turned out so well for you last time.

16:00 It's going to turn out real well for me this time, Tooty.

16:02 No.

16:03 Okay.

16:03 I dare Jerome to come.

16:05 That's actually reassuring.

16:06 Wait, that is really nice.

16:07 Okay.

16:07 I was expecting the knife.

16:10 If there's two If there's two killers,

16:11 is there two sheriffs or there's only one vigilante?

16:14 I think that there's two one sheriff.

16:15 Oh.

16:16 Oh, okay.

16:18 Yeah.

16:17 I need some fresh air.

16:19 Hey, you want to come in the presidential suite, Steve?

16:21 Did I come back here?

16:23 Yeah, you did.

16:23 You want to come in the prey suite?

16:25 Is this letter different anytime or is it always?

16:28 I think it's literally always the same.

16:29 What do you mean?

16:30 Nice.

16:30 Okay.

16:33 Okay.

16:33 Steve, are you blind?

16:35 Wait, Steve, are you one of the vigilantes?

16:38 I am not.

16:38 Okay, we need to find the vigilantes.

16:40 I think that's like a good idea.

16:41 I feel way more safe when I'm with the vigilante.

16:43 Wait, is there a light in here?

16:46 Guys, don't go into a bathroom with the lights off.

16:48 That's together.

16:48 That's kind of weird.

16:49 Go in.

16:50 Go in and kill him.

16:50 I won't say anything.

16:51 Go in and kill him.

16:52 I won't say I won't say I don't want to be here anymore.

16:55 I don't want to be here.

16:56 But you're see out.

17:01 You can go in there.

17:01 They're showering together again.

17:03 I'm It's kind of over.

17:04 You know, I need to get by.

17:05 I need to GET A BEVY.

17:06 HEY, GUYS.

17:06 GUYS, OUT OF MY WAY.

17:07 I CAN'T BREATHE.

17:09 Some collision here.

17:11 Man, all the fun always happens at the other end of the train,

17:13 but I keep getting room seven.

17:15 Oh, I feel like getting A DRINK.

17:16 DON'T MIND IF I DO FOR MY first task.

17:19 Yeah, boy.

17:20 That is You didn't even You didn't even give yourself a moment to savor it.

17:25 You just went for it.

17:26 Pardon me.

17:27 Well, that one was for the task.

17:28 This one's for the love of the game.

17:29 Hold on.

17:30 Let me just

17:31 Okay.

17:31 No, that's actually Can I Oh, you can't hold I'm going to go grab

17:38 What's wrong?

17:39 I Nothing.

17:40 Uh I actually feel like getting fresh air.

17:42 So, I'm going to leave you to your sorrows or your joys.

17:46 I'm really not sure which one.

17:48 Um, but I'll I'll be I don't feel so good anymore.

17:53 Yeah,

17:54 you'll be fine.

17:55 I don't I don't think I'm going to be fine, Monk.

17:57 I ain't feeling too good.

17:58 Wait, I didn't realize that they were in this room.

18:04 I knew about the trap doors,

18:05 but I thought they were only in the other like ends of the car.

18:07 I'm just going to brood in this corner secretly.

18:10 Let's see.

18:13 Yeah,

18:11 I think I'm going to kick it.

18:16 Having a moment for myself.

18:18 Yeah.

18:19 Um by the exit door.

18:21 It's my It's my peaceful corner.

18:23 Oh, this a door.

18:25 Oh, you can't even.

18:26 It's a door.

18:26 Um

18:27 Oh, okay.

18:28 Someone said he could get pushed out of the side.

18:29 Maybe that's only the front then.

18:31 Oh, yeah.

18:31 The front and the back.

18:32 I'm not doing that.

18:34 Excuse me.

18:34 All right.

18:34 Let's get a drink real quick.

18:37 Hey yo.

18:38 Hey yo, kid.

18:40 Troll on the bridge.

18:41 Yo, you going to pay the tax?

18:43 You going to pay the tax?

18:45 I'm broke, so no.

18:46 Oh, sorry.

18:46 Sorry.

18:47 Excuse me.

18:48 It's all right.

18:49 Hey yo, down here.

18:49 You going to pay the tax or not?

18:51 Um what what's the tax tree?

18:55 Uh here.

18:55 Actually, I have something else.

18:57 Let me just uh grab that

18:58 drinks here.

18:59 Now I need a

19:00 Oh, you guys coming back?

19:01 Hello.

19:01 Yeah.

19:02 Uh I I can't drop it, but I got I got an oldfashioned for you.

19:06 Oh, thank you.

19:06 Thank you.

19:07 All right, that pays the tax.

19:08 Thank you.

19:08 I can leave my troll hole.

19:12 Mhm.

19:11 I'm sorry.

19:11 What?

19:14 The troll?

19:14 I was the troll under the bridge but in a hole.

19:16 I got to get some sleep though, dude.

19:18 I don't know.

19:18 It was a good idea.

19:20 Wait.

19:20 So, Jerome, if you're if you're the troll under the bridge,

19:22 what is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

19:26 Anyway, what did you just say to me, Monk?

19:27 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

19:30 I got purple wristbands.

19:32 Total monk.

19:33 He scares me.

19:33 There's no way he doesn't get that.

19:36 Hey, Dropsy.

19:37 Hey, what's up, man?

19:38 You wouldn't dare stab me on the outside of the train, would you?

19:41 I wouldn't dream of it, Mr.

19:42 Steve.

19:43 I do feel like having a snack,

19:44 which is a good thing I picked up this carrot along the way.

19:47 I got a whole pumpkin pie and I'm not going to share it.

19:50 Hey, wait.

19:51 No, that's not fair.

19:52 It's the whole You've only had one slice.

19:54 I see it.

19:55 You've only had one and I just get another carrot.

19:58 This is dumb.

19:59 Here, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

20:00 I'm going to slam a whole pumpkin pie.

20:03 I'm going to my room.

20:04 You're No, you're making me upset.

20:06 You know you're Yeah, you need it cuz you just ate three

20:09 You just ate 3,000 calories in one sitting, dude.

20:14 Pumpkin pie is the only pie I eat.

20:16 I don't believe that for some reason.

20:18 Some reason to the roof.

20:21 What's happening over here?

20:22 Oh, Steve said he only eats pumpkin pie,

20:24 even though I'm fairly certain that's a lie.

20:26 Hey, Steve, by the way, you still on that all pumpkin pie diet?

20:31 Uh, here's here's he grabbed the pumpkin pie.

20:34 I saw only a slice was missing.

20:36 I asked for some and he stuffed his face.

20:38 Oh, hey, I'm going to eat this pumpkin.

20:39 Can I borrow that pumpkin pie?

20:40 That I need that.

20:41 They just finished that.

20:42 Are you kidding me?

20:44 Hey, Drops.

20:44 You got to try the pumpkin pie on this train.

20:45 It's something else.

20:46 I I'd love to.

20:47 I really would.

20:49 Please take a seat.

20:50 Take a seat.

20:51 I guess I can take a nap later.

20:52 Uh,

20:53 so what you got against pumpkin pies?

20:57 Yeah, I don't I don't have anything against it.

20:58 That's the thing.

20:59 I love pumpkin pie and I want a slice.

21:01 I'm just upset that pumpkin pie is disappearing.

21:03 Someone has eaten the whole thing.

21:05 This conversation's still going on, huh?

21:07 Oh, yeah.

21:08 Well, you got a problem with pumpkin pie.

21:09 No.

21:10 No.

21:10 Continue.

21:11 He can't even see.

21:12 Pumpkin pie is He had a blindfold on.

21:18 Surely I'm not the only person.

21:19 Oh, I thought he was coming.

21:20 I did.

21:21 I just Yeah, I thought you were I thought it was something else.

21:23 Yeah, I thought he couldn't see orange.

21:25 I didn't realize we were being literal.

21:26 Oh, my next task is a snack.

21:27 Hold on.

21:27 Pumpkin pie.

21:28 Pumpkin pie.

21:29 All right, I need to get some sleep.

21:31 I also need to get some sleep back here.

21:34 I don't Hey, pumpk.

21:37 All right.

21:38 You make it out of my be.

21:40 Wait, Monk.

21:41 Did you Did you just see him pull out?

21:42 I got to get some sleep, dude.

21:43 I'm actually I got to hallucinate.

21:48 I'm serious.

21:48 Hey, wait.

21:49 Okay.

21:49 No, no, no.

21:50 You did not see her just pull out a knife, right?

21:52 I'm losing, dude.

21:53 I'm losing it.

21:54 You've got a knife for me.

21:55 I'm going I need to get some shut eyee.

21:57 Okay.

21:58 Ah, that sucks.

21:59 I'm I like standing right here

22:01 now.

22:01 That you've got a bomb in your hand.

22:02 Okay, she's got a bomb.

22:07 You just lost a friend.

22:08 I will I will All right,

22:09 I'm just going to curl up on the ground like literally right here if I have to.

22:12 I'm just All right, stay.

22:13 I don't I'm just going to take a nap.

22:15 I'm going to crawl into my little hole.

22:16 Get sleep well.

22:22 I'm going to say I trust you.

22:24 Hey, so I trust you.

22:25 You're the only one that's going to know this.

22:27 Never mind.

22:27 Oh, okay.

22:28 Yeah, I do have access to the presidential suite if you No.

22:31 What is

22:32 I'm telling secrets.

22:34 We could talk in confidential in the presidential suite.

22:36 I got the key.

22:37 All right, let's go.

22:39 I'm bored.

22:41 Oh, hi there.

22:43 Hi there.

22:44 Hello there.

22:45 I'm just taking a shower in my room, you know.

22:51 Thank you.

22:51 Little nauseous.

22:52 Oh.

22:52 Oh, you're a little Sorry.

22:54 My bad.

22:54 No, I'll go back in my room.

22:55 You know, I'm going to go back in my room.

22:56 I'll see you guys later.

22:58 Luke, let me in.

22:59 Luke, let me in.

23:02 No.

23:02 Well, sorry.

23:03 Coming through.

23:04 Well, we were actually we were going to have a private conversation in here.

23:10 Do you mind stepping out for a moment?

23:11 We're going to have a mind real quick.

23:13 What do you mean?

23:13 This is my room.

23:14 You know, here I'll I'll go take a shower.

23:16 I'll go take a shower.

23:17 I'll go take a I can't hear you guys.

23:20 I'm taking a shower.

23:21 If you shift, he might not be able to hear you as well.

23:26 You shift while talking.

23:28 Oh.

23:28 Um, just so so I don't know what that is.

23:34 It's my mojito.

23:35 Sorry.

23:38 HE'S NOT SHOWERING.

23:41 NO.

23:40 WHAT?

23:41 NO.

23:42 UH, LUKE.

23:44 WAIT.

23:44 She was the other vigilante.

23:46 She was the other.

23:47 Wait.

23:47 And you picked it up and you're good.

23:49 Listen.

23:49 First of all, that's probably what she was about to tell me.

23:52 Oh, why is it?

23:53 Wait.

23:54 Don't shoot me.

23:54 I'm good.

23:55 Okay.

23:55 I can't hear you.

23:56 Is that train hard?

23:57 Yes.

23:58 Yes.

23:58 Oh my god.

23:59 It's so loud.

23:59 I can't hear you.

24:00 It's so loud.

24:01 All right.

24:01 First of all, like you know when a guy's showering, you got to knock, you know.

24:05 So I got scared.

24:06 You have a crowbar.

24:07 Uh but if you're able to pick up the gun, that means you're good.

24:09 And I was I had a gun, too.

24:11 So listen, I would say her death was not in vain.

24:14 So now we just shoot whoever we

24:16 I think we we were coming in here to She's going to tell me something.

24:19 I think she's going to tell me she had the other gun.

24:22 Oh, wait.

24:22 Did you also have a gun?

24:24 No, I didn't.

24:25 But I think she was going to reveal to me she trusted me, which correctly so.

24:31 Oh, shoot.

24:33 It better not be my room, Steve.

24:35 Oh my.

24:36 This is my room.

24:37 You get I just I can't catch a break.

24:40 First, you eat the whole pumpkin pie and then you take a nap in my bed.

24:45 Uh, my key says room 300.

24:48 You think that's Jerome up there on the horn?

24:51 My goodness.

24:52 Here, I changed the sheets.

24:54 I know you can't hear me, right?

24:56 Thank you.

24:56 No, I can hear it.

24:57 No, it's fine if we just talk really loud.

25:01 Jesus Christ.

25:02 Someone kill that guy.

25:03 Okay.

25:04 I hope somebody kills it.

25:05 He deserves that guy.

25:08 I feel like getting some more sleep.

25:09 Pardon me.

25:10 Okay.

25:10 Yeah, no worries, man.

25:11 I change I changed the sheets again.

25:13 We have a rotating system.

25:14 I'm already getting some fresh air.

25:15 I might as well pull the train horn a couple dozen times to annoy people.

25:23 My favorite pastime.

25:25 You know, everyone loves it.

25:27 I mean, it's a classic, right?

25:28 It's a staple, so we got to do it, right?

25:34 Right.

25:35 67 67, guys.

25:38 Oh.

25:39 Oh.

25:40 Oh.

25:41 Did you hear all that?

25:45 Yeah.

25:46 Why do you have a mojito out here?

25:48 What the heck?

25:49 Where did you pull that out from?

25:51 Bro just bro just whips out a mojito.

25:59 Dude, you're not going to believe this.

26:00 The second I walked inside, you feel like getting some fresh air.

26:03 That's crazy.

26:05 All right.

26:05 Well, I guess you That is insane.

26:08 All right, there we go.

26:08 We good now.

26:10 On the horn didn't didn't do it.

26:12 Oh, now I feel like getting sleep.

26:13 What the heck?

26:14 It's just doullling out tasks.

26:15 It usually gives you a little break.

26:17 You're very tired.

26:18 Yeah.

26:18 Yeah, here's the problem.

26:19 My room is seven, so I got to go all the way to the other end of the train.

26:24 Oh.

26:24 Oh, that.

26:24 Oh, that Excuse me.

26:26 I'm broke and I have to go to room seven.

26:28 Uh, I'm trying to peep the light on here.

26:31 Excuse me.

26:34 In that corner.

26:34 It seems like some private conversation.

26:37 He's too sweaty.

26:40 Sweaty.

26:40 This is my room.

26:41 I need fresh air, dude.

26:43 Okay.

26:43 I actually also need fresh air.

26:45 Isn't it faster?

26:46 Go that way.

26:46 I don't Well, no.

26:47 Well, I think it's faster to go this way now.

26:49 I think.

26:50 Right.

26:50 It's on both sides, right?

26:52 It is on both sides.

26:53 But I also need fresh air, so I'll go with you.

26:56 It's you.

26:57 It's me.

26:57 Is it?

26:58 Okay.

26:59 Let's make it happen.

27:00 How about you?

27:00 Just It's not It is It's not me, but just kill me last.

27:03 Okay.

27:04 I don't have a knife.

27:05 How do I do it?

27:06 Wait, you definitely have a knife on me, right?

27:08 No, I don't have a knife on me.

27:11 Wait, open your inventory.

27:12 Can you like have a shot of my things?

27:14 Yes.

27:15 Oh my gosh.

27:16 Yes.

27:17 You got your points for like five things.

27:18 Oh, you're genius.

27:19 Okay.

27:20 Okay.

27:21 Okay.

27:22 Okay.

27:22 I dude is that horn.

27:25 OKAY.

27:25 OH MY GOODNESS.

27:26 That horn was loud.

27:27 That's okay.

27:28 Okay.

27:28 I got you.

27:29 I got you.

27:30 Let's make it happen.

27:30 Okay.

27:31 We could be We could be on the meme.

27:32 All right.

27:33 Let's do it.

27:35 Do you actually need fresh air there?

27:36 Cuz I could I also need fresh air.

27:44 Oh my goodness, dude.

27:46 Hey, this train ride, you know, I got to say,

27:48 man, this is just a really good bonding moment right now.

27:51 Yeah, exactly, dude.

27:52 All right.

27:52 A little bit of chaotic chaotic everything.

27:55 So, dude, what you want is like to save up

27:56 for like the like the the like the baseball bat and then

27:59 you can just become invincible and you can just run and like

28:01 smack people with the bat and like go on a rampage.

28:04 I don't even see it, dude.

28:05 You mean the crowbar?

28:07 I don't know.

28:07 It's like a bat.

28:08 I gotta I gotta go get I gotta go.

28:11 Okay,

28:11 there's there's someone sitting at the bar in the dark.

28:14 Oh, hello.

28:14 It's about time somebody came around.

28:18 Yeah, my bad.

28:18 Let me get the lights on.

28:19 How can I help you?

28:20 No, no, no, no.

28:20 You turn those lights off and you sit at the bar

28:22 with me and we be completely quiet until someone else walks in here.

28:30 Oh, great.

28:30 Someone's on the horn again.

28:33 Where's there a dang seat?

28:35 I had so much.

28:38 Hey, you turn those off.

28:39 You turn those off right now,

28:43 bro.

28:43 What the I can't even see.

28:44 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING NOW.

28:46 That's the point.

28:47 We're sitting in darkness.

28:48 We have migraines.

28:53 Give me a migraine.

28:55 I can't even tell where you are.

28:57 I'm to your left.

28:59 You The way you said that sounded like you were in my ear.

29:03 Steve, I have a gun.

29:05 Hey, let me whisper something in your ear.

29:09 Did you say you have a gun?

29:11 Hold up.

29:11 I can't gloss over that.

29:13 Yeah, I do.

29:14 All right, I'm going to take a drink.

29:17 Please don't shoot.

29:17 I'm yet to get fresh air.

29:20 All right, go get some fresh air.

29:22 Wait, wait, wait.

29:22 Do I Do I right click or left click with the gun?

29:25 I don't know, but please don't try and shoot me.

29:27 Yeah, no, obviously not.

29:28 No.

29:31 Oh, what?

29:31 That was Go figure that one out.

29:33 Yeah, I'll be right back.

29:35 Is that over here to the left?

29:37 All right.

29:37 Why did I just hear you SAY TB?

29:39 LUKE DID IT.

29:39 LUKE,

29:43 you didn't see anything?

29:47 Oh.

29:46 Oh my god.

29:47 What did Luke do in here?

29:49 Um, so I was also a vigilante and so he shot me as a vigilante.

29:54 Is he dumb or just him showering and he got you know

30:01 so

30:01 the vigilante shot one of the other vigilantes and me

30:04 a civilian so he's just Dude he's throwing he's game throwing

30:09 yeah I mean oh I guess we could call him just a third killer

30:12 I mean actually at this point yeah what the heck oh wait and because

30:15 you were vigilante instead of losing his gun he just picked yours up immediately

30:20 Oh no somebody else picked up my gun he just kept it

30:23 oh What?

30:23 Did he just bag me?

30:24 He just bagged me and ran away.

30:26 Yeah, he did.

30:27 I hate I hate you, Luke.

30:28 I hate you so much.

30:29 I know you can't hear me, but I hate you.

30:31 You know, I gotta say this train's actually been pretty peaceful so far, dude.

30:35 It has been a pretty nice ride.

30:37 I feel like getting a snack.

30:38 Okay, I got some sweet berries here I'm going to munch on so I can Dude,

30:42 I just like started hallucinating, dude.

30:44 You just start seeing like people with knives and guns.

30:46 It is actually

30:48 Yeah, I thought I was Dude, cuz I saw someone with like a knife and I WAS LIKE,

30:51 "GUYS, IT'S THEM." AND THEY'RE LIKE, "DUDE, you're just hallucinating."

30:54 Oh my goodness.

30:54 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

30:57 CHILL.

30:58 Who tut yelled, "It's him." And then I No, NO, NO.

31:00 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN you hallucinate and see people.

31:05 Oh,

31:06 yeah.

31:07 They're unreal.

31:08 Wait, Monk, are you the vigilante?

31:12 What?

31:13 What?

31:14 WHAT?

31:15 CHARGE IT.

31:17 HOLD RIGHT.

31:18 OH NO.

31:20 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD to charge it.

31:25 Huh?

31:28 That was unfortunate.

31:30 That was very unfortunate.

31:32 The knife to kill somebody.

31:34 No.

31:35 Steve.

31:36 Steve.

31:37 I just flashing away thinking I would kill him.

31:41 It's recharging.

31:42 Why did Why did Luke hop in the shower and turn the lights off?

31:46 But I missed.

31:47 How did I miss?

31:49 Wait, wait.

31:54 What did all of you guys?

31:57 Uh, Luke.

31:59 Yes.

31:58 Homicidal maniac.

32:01 They're doing weird.

32:03 What?

32:04 What?

32:05 No.

32:06 What?

32:06 No.

32:07 What?

32:07 Luke, no.

32:08 Get back.

32:10 Luke.

32:12 Luke.

32:15 Where's Trey?

32:17 I know you can hear me.

32:18 Where's Trey?

32:21 Oh my god.

32:22 I'm going to lose it.

32:26 What?

32:27 Where is he?

32:29 I'm not going to say you're going to yell at me.

32:31 Go away.

32:32 I'm not going to yell at you.

32:33 Where is Trey?

32:35 Is he dead in there?

32:38 No.

32:38 Trey's alive.

32:40 Okay, I'm going to find him and try to get him to shoot you, I think, actually.

32:47 Oh, bro.

32:47 Oh, wait.

32:48 That's actually terrifying.

32:49 Oh my god.

32:49 Run, run, run, run, run.

32:51 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

32:53 Look, I don't know if you have the gun, but people are coming.

32:56 There are gunshots.

32:57 THERE'S A CRAZY CLOWN.

32:59 Just keep running.

33:01 Does that thing have a timer?

33:03 I don't know.

33:04 But I have to go sleep.

33:05 I have to take a nap.

33:06 GET FRESH AIR.

33:08 TREY.

33:08 YEAH.

33:09 YEAH.

33:11 Oh my god, that must be terrifying.

33:14 Trey, our savior.

33:15 I I walked into a room and all

33:17 the lights were off and I immediately turned around.

33:20 I did not want to be in there.

33:22 Yo, this is crazy.

33:23 What are the odds of spawning here every round?

33:26 This is getting insane.

33:28 Yeah, that's a weird coincidence, man.

33:34 200.

33:34 Dropsy.

33:34 Why are you so short?

33:37 Seven.

33:36 Well, I was born this way.

33:37 You see?

33:41 Yeah.

33:42 No, it's fine.

33:42 No, I get it.

33:43 else is the killer.

33:45 Someone get that guy.

33:48 Hey.

33:48 Okay.

33:49 If we all stick together, we'll never have to worry about being killed.

33:56 Grenade.

33:57 Space out.

33:58 Everybody out.

33:59 Everyone separate.

34:04 Room two.

34:05 I'm moving up in the world.

34:07 Oh, thank God.

34:08 Okay, that is not my room.

34:10 Dang, dude.

34:11 I kept getting room seven.

34:12 Look at this point.

34:13 Just strapped me to the This is room one.

34:14 I I got to go the other way.

34:17 Can you slide by here?

34:19 I'm stuck.

34:21 Bro,

34:21 dude, I'm stuck.

34:23 Dude, this ain't funny.

34:24 I I can't I can't I can't move.

34:26 I'll stab you.

34:27 I don't have a knife, unfortunately.

34:29 You're trying to get blasted here.

34:31 You're trying to get blasted, punk.

34:48 So, how long do I have left?

34:52 What do you mean?

34:53 You're the you're the killer.

34:56 Uh, no.

34:56 On the on the contrary, I'm the villain.

35:00 Oh.

35:01 Oh my gosh.

35:01 Okay.

35:01 I feel so safe right now.

35:05 Oh, I'm going to go shoot somebody.

35:08 All right, have fun.

35:10 Thank you.

35:11 I'm going to go get a drink.

35:14 Sleep is way spot.

35:15 Oh, what happens?

35:22 Bro, I love to scare people.

35:24 I'm going to keep on doing that.

35:26 Hey, well, you know, while we're at the front of the train,

35:27 MIGHT AS WELL PULL THAT HORN A LITTLE BIT.

35:33 YEAH, BUDDY.

35:35 I LOVE TRAINS.

35:37 I LOVE TRAINS.

35:41 Please step into my office.

35:43 Room, too.

35:43 Oh, yeah.

35:44 Hey, what room are you?

35:46 I No, you What room are you in?

35:49 Oh my god.

35:50 Can you keep it down out here?

35:53 What room are you droping?

35:55 Oh my god.

35:56 I I'm going to lose it.

35:57 I'm going to lose it.

35:58 I'm going to I'm going to lose it.

36:00 I'm going to actually I'm going to lose it.

36:02 I'm going to lose it.

36:03 Who is it?

36:04 Where is he?

36:05 Where is he?

36:06 In the

36:06 Where is he?

36:09 You feel like getting A DRINK?

36:10 I LOVE TRAIN.

36:12 Oh my god.

36:13 Okay.

36:14 Okay.

36:15 No.

36:15 I was just going to say um I was trying to get some sleep.

36:18 I really couldn't because of the uh train.

36:22 No, he's fine.

36:22 He's totally fine.

36:23 He just loves trains.

36:24 I'm waking up the train.

36:27 If you could just place one right here, that'd be great.

36:29 Oh, in your head.

36:30 I'm in between test.

36:31 Another drink.

36:32 Why don't we go talk about it?

36:33 Why don't we talk about it?

36:34 All right, let's go talk about it.

36:35 Let's go talk.

36:36 Excuse me.

36:36 Pardon me.

36:36 OH MY GOODNESS.

36:37 STEVE OUT OF THE WAY, STEVIE.

36:40 MY ROOM.

36:40 YEAH.

36:41 Cuz this would be

36:42 Yo, I like having the gun.

36:43 I just get to tell people stuff.

36:45 Thank you.

36:46 Is that like a real life thing, too, or?

36:49 WELL, IT PROBABLY OH MY GOD, JEROME.

36:52 SO, ANYWAY, as I was saying,

36:55 what was I saying?

36:56 In your day.

36:57 Anyway, as I was saying, what was I saying?

36:59 Oh, you were I think you are you are you stuck in a thought loop right now?

37:04 OH, NO.

37:04 I LOVE TRAINS.

37:06 You know what?

37:06 I DON'T LIKE I LOVE TRAINS.

37:11 You like trains?

37:14 I love trains.

37:15 Good answer.

37:16 Good answer.

37:18 Hey, do you trust me?

37:21 No.

37:21 Okay, fair enough.

37:21 All right, I'll go this way then.

37:22 Bye.

37:23 Hey, Cooked Rabbit.

37:26 Hey,

37:26 do you like trains?

37:28 Huh?

37:27 Excuse me.

37:28 Do you like trains?

37:29 I love trains.

37:30 All right, let's see a good answer.

37:31 You're fine.

37:33 I actually really badly want to go on like a long distance train ride,

37:36 dude.

37:37 They got some cool ones you could take, you know, around the country.

37:39 I know.

37:42 Do you like trains?

37:45 You know, I like you cars.

37:48 I actually did buy him a train once.

37:49 That is true.

37:49 I bought

37:50 I still have it.

37:51 Yeah, I'm actually That was a cool model train, honestly.

37:54 Yeah, I loved it.

37:55 Thanks, man.

37:57 I haven't seen Siri all around.

37:58 I hope she's okay.

38:00 Who else have I seen?

38:01 I haven't seen Siri and I haven't seen actually.

38:06 I think I've seen literally everyone but Siri.

38:08 Is Siri just straight up dead?

38:09 What the heck?

38:12 I hear you walking.

38:15 I'm glad you did.

38:20 I knew it.

38:20 I knew it was you.

38:22 Open up.

38:23 That's the police.

38:24 No, I'm taking a nap.

38:25 Open up.

38:26 I'm selling Girl Scout cookies.

38:28 Oh, wait.

38:28 Never mind.

38:29 Hold on.

38:29 Thin mints.

38:31 Do Do you have some Samoas?

38:33 No, they all sold out.

38:34 Jerome bought all of them.

38:35 Sorry.

38:36 Do you Oh, sorry.

38:37 Do you have the Oh.

38:41 Oh god.

38:44 Screaming.

38:44 We got a dead body over here.

38:45 Or was that you?

38:46 That was That was Yeah.

38:47 Yeah.

38:48 Yeah.

38:48 Um she's been saw in half.

38:51 Siri, wait.

38:52 Maybe we can figure out room six.

38:54 Do you think they shared a room or they just happened?

38:56 Okay, look.

38:56 She's like in the doorway though,

38:57 so it was probably like it was probably what I did.

39:02 YEEHAW.

39:03 OH, HEY SIRI.

39:04 GUYS, I'M GOING TO die in a second.

39:05 I got stung by a scorpion in my bed.

39:07 What you What a thing.

39:09 In room one.

39:10 Yeah, in room one.

39:11 I was sitting in my bed and it said, "I feel something sting."

39:15 What is that?

39:22 OH MY GOODNESS.

39:30 UM WELL this disregarding uh this dead body uh there's another one

39:36 right there and I will say we happened across it.

39:40 Don't know who did it.

39:41 Um that's so funny.

39:46 I'm so sorry.

39:47 I'm so sorry.

39:49 Wait.

39:50 So some Wait, wait.

39:51 Somebody poisoned bed one then, right?

39:53 Yeah, someone poisoned it.

39:55 I think there was like 17 people in there at some point.

39:58 But it's okay.

39:59 I think we shoot whoever has access to room.

40:01 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

40:01 Hold on.

40:02 Wait.

40:02 Room one.

40:02 Okay.

40:03 Specifically, I did see Trey there.

40:05 I don't know if he did it, but he was like in the

40:07 I don't know if Trey smart enough to be like know how to do that.

40:10 Okay.

40:10 But Luke could have Luke definitely could do that.

40:13 Hey, why are you smaller than everyone?

40:15 Come on, man.

40:15 I went over this.

40:16 I was born this way.

40:18 I just it,

40:20 you know.

40:20 Wait.

40:20 So, okay.

40:21 I need to get fresh air.

40:22 But what do we do with this?

40:25 Um, I don't know.

40:25 I think we just brush it over the road.

40:28 I'm in bag, boys.

40:30 That's so crazy.

40:33 Wait, the skeleton keeps the hair or Oh, I need to get sleep.

40:35 Is room two around here?

40:37 Room seven.

40:38 Room two.

40:39 No, we're way past it.

40:40 Room.

40:41 Oh, no.

40:42 Hold on.

40:42 I need a snack.

40:43 Oh, no.

40:43 Are we actually roomy, Steve?

40:46 Uh, yes.

40:47 Oh, jeez.

40:49 I need a I think Luke is room three.

40:52 God, I never get the I want the pie.

40:54 Give me the pie.

40:55 You don't deserve the pie.

40:56 Pie.

40:57 No, I want this.

40:58 Watch this.

40:59 Hold on.

41:00 Oh, I'll get the pie before you.

41:02 Hold on.

41:02 You probably will.

41:03 Hold on.

41:05 Yes.

41:06 Yes.

41:07 Bruh.

41:08 Bruh.

41:08 Whatever.

41:09 Whatever.

41:11 I need fresh air.

41:12 This is making me mad.

41:21 They got fancy dinners here.

41:23 THERE'S SOMEONE.

41:24 OH MY GOSH.

41:24 HE WAS JUST ALIVE.

41:25 OH MY GOD.

41:25 HE WAS JUST ALIVE.

41:27 NO WAY.

41:28 NO WAY.

41:28 IT'S LUKE.

41:29 IT'S LUKE.

41:30 It's Luke.

41:30 He was just hiding.

41:31 Wait, what?

41:32 How do WE

41:33 OH NO.

41:33 NO.

41:33 HE'S APPROACHING US.

41:34 HE'S APPROACHING US.

41:36 I'M ACTUALLY SCARED.

41:37 GETTING A STACK.

41:39 WHAT?

41:39 NO, you can't.

41:40 I'M RUNNING BY TREY.

41:42 Oh my goodness.

41:43 Oh my goodness.

41:44 I got to get out of here.

41:45 OH MY GOODNESS.

41:46 DID I YEAH.

41:46 I I DIDN'T THINK I WANTED TO BE ALIVE, BUT NOW I REALLY WANT TO BE ALIVE.

41:50 AH, I just picked up a revolver.

41:54 Dude.

41:55 Dude.

41:56 Dude, I need to find somebody.

41:58 I need to find somebody.

42:01 Is everyone else dead?

42:03 Oh, dear Lord.

42:04 I don't want to die.

42:05 I CHANGED MY MIND.

42:08 That he might not BE SMART ENOUGH TO SOMEONE WAS DEAD OVER HERE.

42:11 SOMEONE WAS DEAD OVER HERE.

42:12 Get with Lucas.

42:13 TREY TREY AND I WERE HANGING out and straight up straight up Luke was up there.

42:17 HE WAS STANDING OVER A DEAD BODY and I picked up a revolver.

42:19 I picked up a revolver.

42:21 Yeah, I got the revolver.

42:24 Okay.

42:23 Oh, wait.

42:24 No, I want the Oh, I better get over there before I start hallucinating.

42:31 I am starting to think it might be Trey,

42:33 but I also like Tutti's defense of Trey,

42:35 which is that he might not be smart enough to have pulled something like this

42:38 yeah[ __] over here.

42:40 You know what?

42:40 Lucas Trey and I were hanging out and straight UP STRAIGHT UP.

42:43 I'M OUT OF HERE, MAN.

42:44 HE WAS STANDING OVER A DEAD body and I picked up a revolver.

42:47 Oh, you got the revolver.

42:48 I got the revolver.

42:49 So, it's Oh, wait.

42:52 Wait.

42:52 Yeah, it is Luke.

42:54 Yeah.

42:54 Okay.

42:54 Let's get him.

42:56 Is it just us?

42:58 Um, no.

42:58 To still alive.

43:00 Mo got poisoned by a scorpion.

43:03 Okay.

43:03 Anyway, I got to test out this gun real quick.

43:05 JUST I MESSED UP.

43:06 AH.

43:07 T GOT A KNIFE.

43:08 I IT'S MY MOJITO.

43:09 NO, HE'S GOT A KNIFE.

43:12 UH, BRO, you're hallucinating, DUDE.

43:16 OH MY GOD.

43:18 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

43:19 I'm hallucinating.

43:20 You're right.

43:20 I'm hallucinating.

43:22 You're right.

43:22 I'm hallucinating, dude.

43:24 GRENADE.

43:28 What just happened?

43:29 No way.

43:32 Wait.

43:32 NO WAY.

43:32 THE NO WAY.

43:37 WAIT.

43:37 OKAY.

43:38 SO, which one of you was it?

43:41 In everyone's

43:44 It was definitely Luke, right?

43:47 Oh my hilarious.

43:48 Never give this man a gun again.

43:52 Hello.

43:53 Hi.

43:53 Is this your hide?

43:56 Hello.

43:55 Corner gremlin.

43:58 Enjoy being killer.

44:00 I will.

44:01 You're my first target.

44:04 No.

44:07 It said there are two killers above the train you can see here

44:10 and I was like wait did it just tell me which one they're killing

44:14 that's funny

44:15 I might be a little stupid today

44:17 bro how do I keep spawning here this is cra someone glitching a wall

44:21 I just saved your

44:23 you ratio

44:24 was Trey stuck in the door dude I was like yeah I was dying

44:29 yes he was I just heard him dying to like tick damage

44:32 I saved his life you all saw that

44:35 Eli this This is a mojito, not a knife.

44:37 You want to show that again?

44:39 What's up?

44:42 Let me Let me see Trey.

44:43 Let me see it again.

44:45 Oh, it's another mojito.

44:46 Nice.

44:50 Wait.

44:50 So So, so was it Eli because you didn't do your task when we hold stuff.

44:54 It looks like you're going to

44:57 What are you talking about?

44:58 That's okay.

44:59 I didn't know.

45:01 I'm going to check out.

45:03 I need to get a snake.

45:04 Excuse me.

45:05 No, it's fine.

45:06 Look like a snake.

45:11 Howdy.

45:10 Hi.

45:10 Oh, I need fresh air.

45:12 Is that this way?

45:13 Uh, go this this way.

45:14 Yeah.

45:15 I've only been to the other end of the train.

45:16 I'm guessing it's the same on this side.

45:19 Oh, I got to show you something.

45:22 Yes.

45:21 Uh, kind of.

45:22 But this place has snowballs.

45:25 It does.

45:28 Yeah.

45:32 Is this not count as fresh air?

45:35 Snowballs.

45:36 See, that's so cool.

45:38 This is what I do when I'm a killer.

45:39 I just come out here and throw snowballs for like 5 minutes.

45:42 It's fun.

45:46 Yeah.

45:57 Okay, let's see.

46:02 You just turn off a light.

46:02 Oh, you turned it on.

46:03 I turned on a light because I'm tired of being off.

46:07 I I sometimes turn off the lights.

46:09 I sometimes when I'm going through like a big room,

46:11 I'll turn off all the lights in there.

46:12 Oh my god, drops.

46:13 Look what I got.

46:13 Pumpkin pie.

46:14 It's going to be a good round.

46:16 I Dude, I got a pumpkin pie last round.

46:18 I doubled it back to back.

46:20 I hate it here.

46:21 I hate it here.

46:22 I hate Never mind.

46:22 I'm just going to my room.

46:23 I'm not I'm not doing this.

46:26 Four.

46:27 Five.

46:29 Hello.

46:29 Excuse me.

46:32 Oh, thank God.

46:33 Oh, thank God.

46:33 I have I have snowball.

46:35 I will back up.

46:36 There you go.

46:37 Oh my god, we're roomy.

46:38 No.

46:38 Get out.

46:39 I know you entered another room.

46:40 Get out.

46:41 Get out.

46:42 Get out.

46:43 Get out.

46:44 Get out.

46:45 You make me make me so mad.

46:47 You make me so bad.

46:48 Go ahead.

46:49 Stab me.

46:49 Stab me with the dice.

46:51 Watch.

46:51 Go ahead.

46:52 Go ahead.

46:54 I got I got a snack and I got a Who trusted you with that?

47:00 Who trusted you with that?

47:02 I asked the cr the train conductor for it.

47:05 I'm I need to have a talk with that guy.

47:06 Hold on.

47:07 No, I need to have a talk with that guy.

47:11 Guys,

47:10 three to five business days.

47:12 I just backto back pumpkin pies.

47:13 Back to back it.

47:15 No[ __] I feel good later.

47:17 Hey, Drum.

47:17 Drum.

47:17 It's like an undercover cop situation.

47:19 If you're the murderer, you have to tell me.

47:21 Okay.

47:22 Okay.

47:24 Yeah.

47:23 Why'd he turn off the light like that?

47:25 Are you the murderer?

47:26 Are you Are you I think he's a murderer.

47:28 No, I'm not.

47:28 I'm not the murderer.

47:29 I'm literally not the murderer.

47:31 Oh, he's getting serious now.

47:32 You You hear civilian backwards.

47:34 You know what?

47:36 I like the power, too.

47:37 I like the power, too.

47:39 It's not about the power.

47:40 I just I got to go.

47:42 I was just expressing myself by shooting the way to the bedroom.

47:45 Oh, you're one of those train guys, huh?

47:47 Yeah, I'm a big train.

47:47 Anyone seen Tooty?

47:49 Tot I haven't seen him this round.

47:51 Oh, you went to the back of the train over here or the front.

47:54 First of all,

47:56 that's pretty cute.

47:58 I need a drink for this.

47:59 How did you get the very end of the train?

48:01 You can actually pick up.

48:03 We stress you out, Steve.

48:05 You specifically, you stress me out on a daily basis.

48:10 Okay.

48:10 Why are you standing on the bar?

48:12 Gentle people.

48:13 Okay.

48:13 I unironically need to get some fresh air, everybody.

48:15 STANDING ON THE BAR.

48:17 WHOA.

48:17 WHAT'S THAT?

48:18 I Yeah, Ryan was just holding lockpick.

48:21 Ryan was just holding lockpick.

48:23 OH NO.

48:24 I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN.

48:26 OH GOD.

48:26 I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN.

48:28 OH GOD.

48:28 YOU NEED TO SEE A THERAPIST.

48:31 OKAY.

48:31 You need to see.

48:33 You know what?

48:33 I deserve it.

48:34 Trey, I deserve it.

48:36 Dude, how did you

48:37 I'm holding on to this train.

48:40 My mental.

48:41 I got to get fresh air before it gets real bad.

48:43 I need to get out of here.

48:44 Oh god, I keep doing it.

48:46 Dude, this hallucination thing is crazy.

48:49 Oh my goodness.

48:52 Someone at the right now.

48:55 Elon just keeps hallucinating with the gun and shooting the wrong person.

49:03 People know it's not him,

49:03 but also like this is basically a third impostor at this point.

49:07 We know that it's not Elon, but to what end?

49:09 You just think

49:11 like how much help is it going to be if he can't tell what's real?

49:15 Oh my god, dude.

49:16 Why can't he just do a task?

49:19 Taking a nap.

49:22 Hey, who's in my room?

49:27 Getting paranoid.

49:28 Hey, is there a room for one more in there?

49:30 Thanks, bud.

49:30 Yeah, of course.

49:31 Get in.

49:31 Come on in.

49:32 Thank you, buddy.

49:35 Yeah.

49:34 Hey, Steve.

49:34 You want to join us?

49:36 Oh, there are people in here.

49:38 Yeah, down here.

49:40 No.

49:40 Steve, down here.

49:42 Nothing suspicious happening.

49:45 Hey yo, Steve, down here, bud.

49:48 Steve, you want to join us?

49:50 Steve.

49:50 Oh, you know.

49:51 Yeah, I'll go this way.

49:53 Whoa.

49:53 What's wrong, Siri?

49:54 Where you going?

49:55 No one wants to ever join us.

49:57 Okay.

49:57 Hey, turn that off.

49:58 Why were you drinking alone at the bar in the dark?

50:02 I had a migraine.

50:03 The darkness was helping and the drinks are helping.

50:07 Yeah.

50:07 How about that, Judy?

50:08 How about some of that?

50:13 Hello there.

50:16 I will not have any

50:17 Wait, really?

50:19 My boy.

50:19 Okay, so

50:21 I I will say Elon murdered Ryan because he forgot to do his tasks again.

50:25 Saw Ryan whip out a knife.

50:27 Shoot him.

50:28 Shoot him.

50:29 Hello.

50:29 No.

50:31 Block him.

50:31 He's bad.

50:33 No.

50:32 He has that bad guy voice.

50:34 He has that bad guy.

50:35 I got to get some fresh air, though.

50:36 Okay.

50:36 Good luck.

50:37 Hey, I know who it is.

50:39 If you're not if you're gone, I'll remember you, brother.

50:41 I just need to sleep.

50:42 I don't know where my room is.

50:44 Excuse me.

50:44 What room is it?

50:46 Oh, six.

50:49 Oh,

50:48 that's like more roomy.

50:52 I don't want to be I I'd rather hallucinate than go in the room.

50:55 I got I got wait.

51:00 I saw you.

51:00 I can't leave the train.

51:01 You You go to your room right now.

51:04 No.

51:06 __] He's threatening me.

51:08 He's threatening me.

51:08 I'm threaten I'm not I'm not I'm just I'm uh threatening.

51:14 He's He's threatening me.

51:16 I I don't even need to go to our room, comrade.

51:19 It's It's the next one.

51:20 Hi, Monk.

51:22 Hi.

51:22 Is this one?

51:22 Guys, I got good news.

51:23 I didn't get stung by a scorpion.

51:25 You happy?

51:26 Oh, good.

51:26 Is it because you planted the scorpions?

51:28 All right.

51:28 Here.

51:28 Go in there.

51:31 Okay.

51:32 All right.

51:32 Good luck.

51:33 He pulled a gun.

51:34 Yeah, he's been Why are you in my room?

51:36 I have I have two suspects.

51:37 He pulled a gun on me and said go.

51:39 I have two suspects.

51:40 It's a 50/50.

51:41 One of them is probably Is everyone alive?

51:48 Everyone's alive except two is dead.

51:52 He's still alive.

51:55 What?

51:56 Yeah.

51:56 Elon hallucinated again and shot him.

51:59 Yeah, I picked up.

52:02 Wait, both of my suspects are gone.

52:04 This is not good.

52:06 Yeah, they went they went that way.

52:07 Okay.

52:07 Big big big.

52:08 Is it left or right click?

52:10 It's uh right click.

52:11 Wow.

52:12 They should actually snowball.

52:14 Yeah.

52:14 I really thought you were trying to stab me.

52:16 Why would I stab you?

52:21 You know there well where well where well where well where well where

52:38 well where well where well where well where well where well I've been ball oh

52:43 did you get scared of my ball?

52:45 No, no, I'm not scared of pulling.

52:48 It seemed like you were.

52:50 Is there anyone down this end of the train?

52:53 I know.

52:54 BETTER PULL THE HORN.

52:55 I love trains.

52:59 Yeah, boy.

53:02 You've entered.

53:03 Hey, what's happening, Chief?

53:04 Oh, nothing.

53:04 I was just pulling the train horn a bunch cuz I love trains.

53:08 I've entered the room.

53:11 Narrate some more for me.

53:12 Earlier, I grabbed two backtoback pumpkin pies.

53:14 drops.

53:15 You lost it, dude.

53:16 Oh my god.

53:17 Back to back pumpkin pies.

53:18 Wait, wait, wait.

53:19 Let me get a pumpkin pie.

53:20 Wait.

53:20 Ready?

53:20 Oh, baby.

53:21 A triple.

53:23 Nice.

53:24 Pumpkin pie.

53:25 Oh, back to back.

53:26 Can I GET THE TRIPLE?

53:27 I GOT THE TRIPLE.

53:29 DID YOU actually I did.

53:30 Yeah, I just actually on camera.

53:34 Oh, baby.

53:34 A triple.

53:37 That's crazy.

53:40 Crazy.

53:40 Steve, you better stay asleep.

53:41 I'm in your room, dude.

53:42 All right.

53:43 WHAT'S UP?

53:43 WAIT, STEPHEN.

53:44 OH NO.

53:44 THIS IS

53:48 UHOH.

53:46 OH, this is awkward timing.

53:51 Okay, that's not good.

53:52 That's not good.

53:53 That's not good.

53:54 That's not good.

53:55 They know.

53:56 They know.

53:58 Wait.

53:58 Someone told me a trick and I don't know if it's true,

54:00 but we're going to have to find out.

54:02 Vernon, go away.

54:03 It's a I got to get some air.

54:06 I It's okay.

54:08 No, you're not.

54:08 You're going to hurt me.

54:11 What?

54:10 No, I'm not.

54:11 I'm I don't have All I have is this and this and this.

54:16 Just go.

54:17 The guy with the crown has the gun.

54:19 So,

54:19 wait.

54:20 The guy with the crown.

54:20 Who's the crown?

54:21 Oh, Trey.

54:22 That maniac.

54:24 Yeah, he picked it up after um Saber shot him or shot Tutti.

54:30 Huh?

54:30 Yeah.

54:31 Anyway, I can't let you go back there.

54:32 You're not allowed to see what's back here.

54:34 I just want to get some fresh air.

54:35 I don't care about the bodies.

54:36 I I can't let you through.

54:37 I'm sorry.

54:38 Boss's orders.

54:39 Fine.

54:40 Fine.

54:41 All right.

54:42 Someone told me you could Oh my god, that's actually a thing.

54:47 That's hilarious, bro.

54:51 You could just hide out here.

54:53 What?

54:54 That's crazy.

54:56 Who?

54:56 I don't know who told me that IN THE COM OH.

54:58 OH, Trey is over there.

55:00 Big Trey's over there, bro.

55:03 I got to hide.

55:04 I got to hide out here.

55:05 Oh my god.

55:05 He's going to come out.

55:07 He's going to yell at me.

55:09 He's going to come in here and yell at me.

55:11 I should probably warned her about Luke, but you know, it's fine.

55:15 Oh, that's a lot of bodies.

55:19 Why are there bodies?

55:21 No.

55:20 We're looking for Jerome.

55:22 I believe Jerome murdered somebody.

55:24 Um,

55:24 excuse me.

55:25 Luke is threatening people over there.

55:27 Siri, Siri, Siri.

55:28 Run, run, Siri, run.

55:30 Oh, okay.

55:31 Why?

55:31 I will run.

55:35 It's your drums down there with a knife.

55:37 Oh, lovely.

55:45 Walk away.

55:48 Are you bad?

55:48 Be real with me.

55:49 I'm not.

55:50 No, but um we drone.

55:52 Who's right there?

55:52 Who's over there?

55:54 Uh Siri walked past.

55:56 So, literally the only people in between us right now is me and

55:59 Siri's bad.

56:00 Monk is dead at the end of the train and Siri came out of there.

56:03 Hey, by all means, you might want to let Trayo,

56:05 though, cuz she might be going after him right now.

56:07 Actually, I'm going to go with so I can pick up a gun.

56:08 Hold on.

56:08 I'm coming.

56:09 I'm coming.

56:09 I might start hallucinating.

56:11 But I know

56:12 it's Jerry and Siri.

56:14 That way.

56:15 Left, left, left.

56:22 Drop.

56:23 If you stab me in the back right now, you're on.

56:24 That'd be really funny.

56:25 But I'm not going to.

56:26 We think it's drone.

56:27 Hey, that's interesting cuz we know that it's definitely someone do it.

56:38 Yeah, anything to confess.

56:38 Oh, Jesus.

56:40 Jesus Christ, that was terrible.

56:42 That was terrible.

56:43 Honestly, I don't know why I kept like threatening because

56:45 I thought maybe she had a grenade and I was like,

56:47 "Wow, I'm dead right now." If she has a grenade, can I just open that?

56:51 Okay, I got to blow up the lock if I want to get back inside.

56:53 Bro, this is crazy.

56:56 I'm so scared right now, dude.

56:58 I'm so scared.

56:59 I really hope Siri.

57:00 All right.

57:02 How would you do that?

57:03 You're going to hurt me.

57:04 Go away.

57:06 Leave me alone.

57:07 I'm going to stab you through the door.

57:08 I don't think I can do that.

57:10 I I saw your I saw your partner as well throw a grenade at me.

57:13 You guys are You guys are trapped.

57:15 Is she alive still?

57:17 She just threw a grenade at me.

57:18 So, yeah.

57:19 Oh my gosh.

57:21 I'm going to go look for her though.

57:22 You stay there.

57:23 I don't even know how you I'm locked out.

57:24 Honestly, like dude, I Trey Trey.

57:28 Yeah.

57:28 Could you find a way to get me out?

57:29 Like I can't get out.

57:31 How?

57:31 Yeah.

57:31 WHAT?

57:32 WHAT' YOU DO?

57:35 NO.

57:34 YEAH.

57:34 AND THEN I JUST ignore it.

57:37 You liar.

57:38 Grenade and ignore it.

57:39 No.

57:39 Trey.

57:40 GG.

57:40 Trey.

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