Ep 6 - We Played Hide And Seek Across The U.K.
Jet Lag: The Game
0:03 Oh, hello there.
0:04 Welcome to my hiding zone.
0:06 I know I said last time that I was definitely gonna have a winning run,
0:10 and then I had a sort of generationally bad, unbelievably bad run.
0:15 But that was a bit.
0:18 That was a joke.
0:18 I was doing a bit.
0:19 It was just a joke kind of run.
0:23 But this time, I'm dead serious.
0:25 I'm gonna win the game.
0:26 This is the last run of the game, and I am going to beat Adam.
0:29 I did actually have a sort of a trick up my sleeve this time.
0:32 I did something that I think is a little bit clever.
0:35 It's kind of high risk.
0:36 If they figure out what I did early, then I am toast.
0:39 If not, I do think that it could spell a little bit of trouble for them.
0:45 So, we'll see.
0:48 Hello and welcome to episode six of hide-and-seek UK.
0:52 It's the end of day five, and there's time for one final run before
0:55 the season ends and a winner is crowned.
0:57 Last episode, Ben and Adam found me in Dunbar, Scotland,
1:00 meaning Ben has four hours to get from there to a new hiding spot.
1:04 So without further ado, let's see if third time is the charm and Ben
1:07 can finally surpass Adam's 12 hour and 28 minute run.
1:11 Sam, it's 5:06.
1:14 It's time to go find Ben and secure my wonderful victory.
1:17 He's this way.
1:18 I do believe that ultimately he is this way in the sense
1:22 that this is the direction that the train station is in.
1:25 Now, here's the question.
1:26 Yes?
1:27 Has he left Scotland?
1:29 I really don't know, honestly.
1:31 I kind of am totally split.
1:34 I think not.
1:35 Really?
1:35 I don't think that there's enough options in England
1:38 that he could have gotten for it to be attractive.
1:40 Interesting.
1:41 But I think we do need to confirm.
1:43 Look, it's predictable, it's obvious, it's blase,
1:46 it's played out to start the round by asking if he's in the same country as us,
1:51 but I think we simply must.
1:53 Okay, so we do have— there's a train in two minutes.
1:55 I reckon we're gonna miss it.
1:56 Oh, there is?
1:57 Yes.
1:58 Should we run?
1:59 The station's 12 minutes away, so...
2:00 Okay, yeah, I guess we won't make that.
2:02 After that, there's a train south towards London in 45 minutes.
2:07 Oof, kinda long.
2:08 I reckon if he's not in the same country, we want to get to England.
2:11 If the answer is yes...
2:13 then there's a train to Edinburgh.
2:14 It's an hour from now.
2:16 Or in two minutes?
2:18 Or in one minute.
2:19 Look, the train in an hour?
2:20 It wasn't supposed to be an hour.
2:22 It's delayed 35 minutes.
2:23 Oh god.
2:24 Show them the rainbow.
2:26 There's a rainbow.
2:27 But does the rainbow portend good things for us or for Ben?
2:30 Well, it's sort of in the direction of England.
2:31 Okay.
2:32 I wonder what that means.
2:35 It has sort of been raining on and off here.
2:39 Which I don't love, because that is what absolutely killed me last time.
2:44 So hopefully when the Photo questions come
2:46 in, we're not in the middle of a rainstorm.
2:48 It does seem, however, like we have our first question, which is same country.
2:54 And the answer is yes, but...
2:56 lemme let you in on a little secret.
2:59 I knew that would be the first question,
3:01 and I planned my little trick around it.
3:02 So, good.
3:05 It's good that you know I'm in Scotland.
3:07 Let's go sit down and draw our cards.
3:10 Ugh, I'm nervous, Sam.
3:12 I'm nervous because...
3:13 we're gonna lose an hour waiting for this train
3:16 and we're going to hit an overnight guaranteed.
3:18 I don't know if we're gonna get past Edinburgh.
3:21 Ugh.
3:22 The fact that he has a guaranteed rest period,
3:24 which basically always adds some time...
3:26 Yeah.
3:27 is a pretty huge advantage for Mr.
3:30 Doyle.
3:30 Yeah.
3:31 Oh, we have an answer.
3:32 Hit.
3:37 He has remained in Scotland.
3:38 You were right.
3:39 That was the train that we wanted.
3:40 Is that the train?
3:41 I would've loved to be on that train.
3:43 Yeah, it would've been neat.
3:44 This sucks.
3:46 Yep.
3:52 Alright, well...
3:55 ...you know the deal.
3:56 Draw three, keep one.
3:58 Randomize.
4:00 15-minute Bonus.
4:02 20-minute Bonus.
4:06 20-minute Bonus is really good.
4:08 Really good.
4:09 But I think a Randomize will prove more useful.
4:11 in the long run, so...
4:14 I think let's keep the Randomize.
4:16 I think so.
4:17 I mean, look.
4:18 We actually have so much time that maybe we shouldn't even go to the station.
4:20 Maybe we should go to the coast, where it's pretty.
4:22 I guess.
4:23 We have an hour.
4:25 The tide has really come in here.
4:26 Yeah, I was telling Adam that we shouldn't stand there
4:29 as the tide comes in, but we're gonna check an escape route,
4:32 but you have to time...
4:33 time it.
4:34 Whoa, no, no.
4:35 Okay, there.
4:36 Nice, alright.
4:39 Whoop.
4:46 Yeah, that looks awesome.
4:49 So what do you think about a 100-mile Radar?
4:51 It would definitely cover, I think, 90% of options.
4:55 Oh, then maybe we don't wanna do it.
4:57 Maybe we should do a smaller one.
4:58 Yeah.
4:59 I mean, the other thing we could do is if we're going to Edinburgh anyway,
5:02 a 50-mile Radar from Edinburgh would be much more useful.
5:05 We're gonna have to take that train to Edinburgh regardless.
5:08 So it's like, we're not in a rush to make any decisions.
5:11 Very well, then...
5:13 what Photo would you like?
5:14 I'll tell you what I was fearful of all day today.
5:16 Okay.
5:17 It was the Photo of the large body of water.
5:19 Yeah?
5:19 I said this earlier, I'll say it again.
5:21 I think this question actually might be one of the most powerful in the game,
5:24 especially in an environment like Scotland.
5:26 Because the thing in Scotland is sometimes your largest
5:28 body of water is open ocean like this.
5:30 Sometimes, it's ocean, Yeah.
5:32 but you're in the Firth of Forth, where you can see the other side.
5:35 Sometimes you're in a loch.
5:36 Yeah.
5:36 Sometimes you're in a smaller lake, and sometimes you're on a river.
5:40 So rather than slice things 50%, it slices things like five different ways.
5:44 You know what, Sam?
5:45 I'm very compelled by your logic.
5:47 I say we do it.
5:48 Yeah, okay.
5:49 Okay, I like it.
5:50 Alright.
5:51 Should we head to the station?
5:52 Yeah.
5:53 I will head to the station.
5:55 Okay, we've got a Photo question here.
6:00 Fortunately, I was just walking by.
6:03 They want a photo of my largest body of water.
6:06 And sure enough, it is this river.
6:10 So, just go ahead and take a quick pic for them and get that sent over.
6:16 Not so bad.
6:19 Okay, with our body of water sent over, you know what we get to do.
6:23 We get to draw a card.
6:25 And it's a lovely 10-minute Bonus.
6:28 You never hate a lovely 10-minute Bonus.
6:31 Nothing wrong with that.
6:32 Well, Sam, welcome to the station.
6:34 Thank you.
6:35 I'm gonna go pee.
6:36 Oh, that's awesome.
6:37 You go.
6:38 Thank you.
6:43 We have an answer.
6:45 (sighs) Sam, it appears to be a river.
6:47 That ain't the ocean.
6:49 It certainly is not the ocean.
6:50 It's definitely a fast moving river,
6:52 but I think that's 'cause it's a bit flooded.
6:53 Do we want to ask another Photo?
6:55 I mean, again, I still want to try to cut this in half.
6:59 Yeah, we did want tallest building from the station, right?
7:02 Yeah.
7:02 Do we wanna fire that off now?
7:04 Sure.
7:04 Might as well.
7:06 Vibe check.
7:07 Okay, well...
7:09 these sick freaks just don't stop.
7:12 I actually, I don't know what the tallest building is gonna be from the station.
7:16 But right now the skies are clear.
7:17 So, at least...
7:19 not gonna have the same thing happen to me this time.
7:22 But...
7:24 let's just get to the station before that changes.
7:26 The tallest building is very evidently...
7:29 this cute little station hotel.
7:33 Isn't that adorable?
7:34 I'm probably gonna stay there tonight,
7:36 just 'cause on account of it being so cute and also
7:39 on account of this place not really having any hotels.
7:42 I can shoot it from this side without leaving the station's parking lot.
7:46 And it looks...
7:47 I think, a lot less descript from this angle.
7:51 I think...
7:52 Yeah, this is probably at least marginally better.
7:57 Let's try that on for size.
7:58 With that sent over...
8:02 ...let's draw a card.
8:04 Ooh, duplicate.
8:06 That is a card that I certainly haven't seen all season.
8:11 And I don't hate to see it now.
8:13 Obviously something you really want to play
8:15 in the smartest way you possibly can.
8:18 But lots of possibilities.
8:21 We could duplicate a Curse, like a Curse.
8:23 We could just duplicate a really solid Time Bonus.
8:25 Lots of options.
8:27 We have an answer.
8:28 Whee!
8:30 This is...
8:32 Pretty distinctive.
8:33 Mm, pretty distinctive.
8:34 And pretty big...?
8:36 Yeah, I mean, it doesn't read city to me.
8:39 No, it reads like...
8:42 decent-sized town to me.
8:44 It's not that conclusive, but...
8:46 I'm like, well, he is not in Glasgow.
8:48 Yeah, it'd be like mid-sized town.
8:50 We have a little bit of time where we could
8:52 ask something and get an answer before we get into Edinburgh,
8:55 where we're gonna probably do a Radar.
8:57 Do we want one more?
8:58 I mean, we could double down on the vibe check with a five buildings Photo.
9:01 Do vibe check Tentacles?
9:01 Or actually, you know what I want?
9:03 Mountain.
9:03 I want tallest mountain.
9:05 Mm.
9:05 Yeah.
9:05 Isn't the area up north super mountainous?
9:09 Some areas.
9:09 Like if he's in Aberdeen or on the coast, less so.
9:12 If he sends a huge one, it tells us a bunch.
9:14 I'm happy to do mountain.
9:15 It could have spillover info.
9:17 What's a Photo question worth?
9:19 Not much.
9:20 What could it be?
9:21 $10?
9:22 Okay.
9:22 Alright.
9:23 Hopefully this train shows up.
9:24 A couple minutes, theoretically.
9:25 Okay.
9:26 They want a photo of the tallest mountain as well.
9:31 I don't believe that you can see any mountains from this station.
9:36 I could be wrong.
9:37 Let me check over there.
9:39 Yeah, flat as can be.
9:41 I mean, I don't even really think I can see a hill,
9:43 but definitely not any mountains.
9:45 Honestly, though, that might be just as helpful as seeing a photo of a mountain,
9:48 just knowing that there aren't mountains.
9:49 So I guess I'll let 'em know.
9:51 No mountains.
9:52 And there...
9:53 she blows.
9:55 Train.
9:55 I love the TransPennine Express.
10:02 We got a photo.
10:03 Wee-hee-hyoo.
10:05 Oh, no wait.
10:05 We don't have a photo.
10:06 We have a null answer.
10:08 Null answer.
10:09 No mountain is visible.
10:11 A null answer could mean...
10:13 I almost had a null answer there.
10:15 Yeah, but you could barely make out.
10:16 I could barely see a sliver.
10:18 So it does— I think that might just be a kind of nothing question.
10:27 No mountains here.
10:29 And with that lovely little piece of information, let's draw a card.
10:33 Curse of the Prosperous Home.
10:35 Curse of the Prosperous Home.
10:37 Expand the radius of your hiding zone by 50%.
10:39 Curse of the Prosperous Home.
10:41 What if we duplicated that?
10:42 I don't even have enough Time Bonus to play a single one of these now,
10:45 but duplicating this and expanding twice...
10:50 could actually be really funny.
10:52 Okay.
10:53 We'll keep that in the back of our mind.
10:56 I don't hate that.
10:57 But we really don't wanna waste our duplicate on the wrong thing.
11:01 And as funny as that would be, it might not be the best play.
11:04 It might be the best play.
11:05 We'll see.
11:05 So I was just checking the old map.
11:08 It was obvious what train Sam and Adam were gonna take out of Dunbar.
11:13 There's just basically one train to Edinburgh.
11:16 I was looking at the map.
11:18 And they are way behind where they should be.
11:21 They should be way further along that line.
11:24 And then I was looking, and that train got delayed by 45 gosh darn minutes.
11:30 And there was, I mean,
11:32 basically nothing that they could do besides sit there, I guess.
11:37 But they're on it now.
11:39 They're on it and, it looks like they'll make
11:41 it to Edinburgh by the end of the day, but not any further than that.
11:45 All I'll say is that is not where I would want to be,
11:47 if I was in their position at the end of today,
11:50 but sometimes that's how the jets lag.
11:52 Am I right?
11:52 Am I right?
11:57 Alright, Sam, we're pulling into Edinburgh.
11:59 I think let's go ahead and do our Radar.
12:01 Right here, right now?
12:02 I think right here, right now.
12:04 I think if we do it now,
12:05 we have a chance of being able to get a Thermometer in before the day ends.
12:09 Yeah, we don't have long, but yeah.
12:11 Well, we've got a question.
12:13 We've got a question from our valiant boys.
12:15 And I think that this is a pretty smart Radar,
12:18 and it is also a very good opportunity for Randomize because I love
12:24 to hit Randomize on a Radar because all the Radars are useful, but only...
12:29 at the moment when you need them.
12:33 So, we're gonna go ahead and randomize that and see what they roll instead.
12:44 Welcome to the greatest city in the UK, Adam.
12:47 Thanks.
12:48 I was here before.
12:50 Well, welcome back.
12:51 Thank you.
12:51 It's better at this time.
12:53 Well, you're here to tell me what all the stuff is.
12:55 Yes.
12:55 That's the bathroom.
12:56 They look so similar.
12:58 Yeah.
13:00 Okay.
13:01 Alright!
13:01 Do you remember what happened here?
13:02 Here?
13:03 Yeah.
13:03 At the station specifically?
13:05 Yeah.
13:06 We got on a train in— when I found you.
13:08 Wrong.
13:09 What else?
13:10 I can't remember my Marvel stuff.
13:12 Oh yeah.
13:13 This is where Vision and the Scarlet Witch fought...
13:18 one of Thanos' little minion people.
13:21 I figured you'd remember.
13:22 Sam, Ben has randomized our question.
13:24 Well, I don't like that.
13:26 Yeah, it's sort of annoying.
13:28 There are nine possibilities.
13:31 Let's find out which one.
13:33 I guess a 100-mile could do something right now.
13:36 Hey, it's eight, which is 100 miles!
13:40 Okay, that's...
13:41 Alright.
13:42 Not nothing, Not nothing.
13:43 It'll exclude a couple of stations.
13:46 Okay.
13:46 Well it rolled to 100, which covers pretty much all of Scotland,
13:52 so I don't think that's gonna be all that useful to them.
13:54 Maybe it'll cut off a couple of things, but, yes, I am indeed within 100 miles.
13:59 And I will happily draw two cards and keep one.
14:02 Draw one, expand maximum hand size by one or 20-minute Bonus.
14:05 They're both good, but I want the 20-minute Bonus.
14:07 We need as much time as we can get, and 20 minutes ain't nothing to scoff at.
14:13 I imagine they're gonna hit me with the 50-mile Radar right after this.
14:16 So let's see.
14:17 Well, you won't believe it, Sam, but he is within 100 miles.
14:20 Who would've thunk?
14:21 I think we just do 50 again.
14:23 I think it's useful enough.
14:24 Obviously we give him more cards, but...
14:26 Yeah.
14:27 I reckon so.
14:28 So he is not in Inverness?
14:30 Nope.
14:33 Oh dear.
14:34 I got gum on my knee.
14:36 Well done.
14:37 That's unfortunate.
14:38 Wow, you picked the wrong spot.
14:39 Yeah.
14:40 Damn, that's really on there.
14:42 I wonder if I sort of try to stick it back on the ground.
14:45 No.
14:46 No.
14:46 I think that just put it on harder.
14:48 Damn.
14:49 Do you have other pants?
14:51 These are my only pants.
14:53 It's a risk you take.
14:54 And sure enough, been hit with the 50.
14:57 Now I was hoping that they would not hit me with such a big Radar,
15:03 because I am outside of 50,
15:06 and that is going to eliminate a lot of the complexity on our map.
15:09 However, it very well...
15:11 could coax them into going the wrong way.
15:14 They are almost certainly going to celebrate when
15:17 they hear this, but if they play this wrong, it could be their downfall.
15:22 And with that 50-mile Radar, we better get something good.
15:27 10-minute Bonus.
15:29 Curse of the Express– oooh!
15:31 Route.
15:31 I love that card.
15:33 Curse of the Express Route.
15:35 Seekers cannot disembark any transit for the next 30
15:38 minutes unless they've reached the end of a line.
15:40 See, this is why it is good to have some
15:42 Time Bonus in your hand because Curse of the Express Route,
15:45 it does cost some Time Bonus, but it is often extremely worth it.
15:51 And that, my friends, is a card we might want to duplicate.
16:01 Jesus.
16:02 That's tough.
16:04 Whoa, the 50's a miss.
16:06 That's kind of what I thought.
16:08 And I think that's good.
16:09 That excludes a lot more options...
16:12 than it includes.
16:14 Yeah.
16:14 Now we have this beautiful donut.
16:16 I think now...
16:17 We Thermometer.
16:18 Yeah.
16:19 Alright.
16:20 I don't know if we'll get all the way there tonight.
16:21 Yeah, yeah.
16:21 But we can get started.
16:22 Now we do a half-mile Thermometer to cut that in half.
16:25 Alright.
16:25 Let him know that we're starting a Thermometer?
16:27 Starting a little half-mile Thermom.
16:30 Hell yes.
16:30 We're gonna have to gain some altitude.
16:32 Awesome.
16:33 Yes.
16:35 That rocks.
16:38 Alright, Adam, this way.
16:40 Hup.
16:41 Cool.
16:42 Yeah, Edinburgh is a very vertical city.
16:44 I'm noticing that.
16:46 Well, well, well.
16:49 It would seem that, with eight minutes remaining in the day,
16:52 Sam and Adam were not satisfied with going to sleep,
16:55 so they have started what will be their last question of the day,
16:59 which is a half-mile Thermometer.
17:01 I don't really know what they're gonna do with it.
17:03 They're either trying to chop the north stuff from the south
17:05 stuff or the east stuff from the west stuff.
17:07 But there is kind of stuff...
17:09 there's stuff all over.
17:11 So I don't really— I don't know what they're most scared of right now.
17:17 But we'll get that Thermometer, in just a minute, and then...
17:21 that'll be the end of our day.
17:22 Here, do you want me to film you so that you can be the tour guide?
17:25 Yeah, sure.
17:26 Sam, tell me a fun fact about this alleyway.
17:30 I don't know about this one.
17:32 This is...
17:36 Which, I don't even know which one this is.
17:38 It's been like four years since I've been here.
17:40 Yeah, what's this?
17:41 What's that?
17:42 I'm trying to remember if that's the church.
17:44 No, that's the church.
17:45 That's the church.
17:46 So what's that?
17:47 Yeah.
17:51 This...
17:51 is the Royal Mile.
17:53 Okay.
17:53 Because all the way up there is Edinburgh Castle
17:56 and all the way down there is Scottish Parliament and stuff.
17:59 What is— What's going on here?
18:01 (crowd clapping) Seems like silent disco.
18:03 (chanting) —to this sick beat!
18:05 I don't like that.
18:06 —ex-man brought his new girlfriend!
18:07 —ex-man brought his new girlfriend.
18:08 She's like, oh my god!
18:09 She's like, oh my god.
18:10 I'm just gonna shake, and the fella— I'm just gonna shake it to the hella— I
18:13 think that there should be a Curse where you have to do that.
18:16 They seem like they're having fun, and that's all that matters.
18:18 You know John Knox?
18:20 Nope.
18:21 Reformation or something?
18:22 I don't really know.
18:23 Okay.
18:24 I don't know my Scottish history.
18:25 Well, this was his church.
18:27 Cool.
18:28 I think he threw some chairs or something.
18:30 Alright.
18:30 What are all these people looking at, Sam?
18:32 They're all looking at this thing.
18:33 I don't know what this is.
18:34 It's something.
18:36 Okay.
18:36 I don't, I'm not a tour guy.
18:38 (solo bagpipe) Look, that guy's playing the bagpipes.
18:41 Yep.
18:41 Do you know him?
18:42 Nope.
18:43 Okay.
18:45 Okay, so, while Adam and Sam walk who knows where,
18:49 I decided to walk over to this hotel and spa.
18:51 I actually did just book a room.
18:53 And when I went and walked in the hotel,
18:55 the woman at the front desk went, "Oh my god, are you okay?" So I think that I
19:02 am looking pretty rough five days into this game.
19:06 That is what happens.
19:07 I guess we'll see Sam and Adam when they finish
19:10 up their Thermometer at the very end of the day.
19:14 (solo bagpipe) Okay!
19:18 That's time.
19:19 See you tomorrow morning.
19:20 Oh, I was super zoomed in on you.
19:22 See you tomorrow morning.
19:30 Good morning, everybody.
19:32 It is the final day.
19:34 If Sam and Adam are not here by like late afternoon or so,
19:39 then that's game over for them.
19:41 I think that I will be able to clinch the victory.
19:46 But anyway, I believe Sam and Adam were
19:49 just about to finish up a half-mile Thermometer.
19:52 Sam...
19:53 Welcome back.
19:54 We're back.
19:54 It's day last.
19:55 We've received criticism in the past that on the last day,
19:59 that our energy is really low.
20:00 But not this time.
20:01 I'm so energetic.
20:02 Not this time.
20:03 Not this time, baby.
20:05 We're gonna get him!
20:08 Okay, Adam was nearly eyes closed one minute ago, but...
20:13 but I guess he was conserving his energy.
20:15 Just on the walk...
20:17 I'm gonna show you five different landmarks in the next five minutes.
20:20 Okay, great.
20:22 You see this cafe that's under renovation?
20:24 Uh-huh.
20:25 that's where JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter.
20:27 Okay.
20:28 We do not like JK Rowling, but we do like Harry Potter.
20:31 Okay.
20:31 Is that the stance that we're taking officially as Jet Lag: The Game?
20:34 She's kind of the Kanye West of fiction writers.
20:37 Okay, sure.
20:38 This is Britain's foremost culinary institution.
20:41 Yeah.
20:42 I've had a cheeky Nando's twice on this trip.
20:45 This is a famous statue of Greyfriars Bobby,
20:50 who was a dog that was known— His dad died,
20:53 and then he stayed at the grave guarding
20:57 the grave for the next decade or something.
20:58 Oh, that's nice.
20:59 And you're supposed to rub the nose for good luck.
21:01 Okay, should we?
21:02 I don't know.
21:03 Do we want luck?
21:03 I think so.
21:07 Nice.
21:08 Alright.
21:08 This is a slight deviation from our route,
21:12 but this has the most important site of all.
21:15 Okay.
21:16 Oh, are we going to see your old apartment?
21:19 Because I know that you used to live near a church 'cause there would be bells.
21:23 Yes.
21:24 This is my college flat.
21:26 Hey!
21:26 Look at that.
21:27 Pretty fun.
21:28 It actually looks like it's gotten nicer.
21:30 It's crazy that your college flat was next to a...
21:33 graveyard?
21:34 Well, yeah, and also it was especially concerning
21:36 'cause there were literally graves built into the wall.
21:38 Whoa.
21:40 Which, I didn't like the vibes of.
21:42 Normally we don't film in graveyards, but I feel like we're allowed to.
21:45 This one's an incredibly touristy one, so...
21:48 Ohhh, yeah.
21:49 It's Voldemort's grave.
21:51 So she just stole the name from this gravestone?
21:54 Yeah.
21:54 It's not actually Voldemort.
21:56 Yeah, yeah.
21:56 At least that's what they say.
21:57 Anyway, Tom Riddell's grave.
21:59 And apparently I think there's some other gravestones
22:01 in here that have other minor Harry Potter names.
22:04 Huh.
22:04 Okay, we gotta get to the end of our Thermometer.
22:06 Yeah, this was a full— This was— I did not realize
22:10 that this was a full detour until— I told you it was a detour!
22:13 No, I thought the detour was just a little one to go see your flat.
22:17 You're setting it up to blame your loss on me.
22:20 It looks like they are heading their Thermometer
22:22 right past the the old Harry Potter graves...
22:26 where JK Rowling stole the names of dead people, for characters in her book.
22:35 They're right there.
22:36 They're right by those graves.
22:37 So that's kinda cool.
22:39 No, JK, it's cringe.
22:41 You guys are so cringe.
22:43 Freaking nerds.
22:45 Freaking cringe nerds.
22:47 University of Edinburgh.
22:48 Oh, fun.
22:48 My alma mater.
22:49 Highly recommended to Americans who want to pay not-$70,000 a year for college.
22:55 Alright, Sam, we can end our Thermometer here.
22:57 Oh, wait, we need to take one view.
22:59 Okay.
23:01 Through these gates, and then we can end.
23:03 Oh, you don't have a full view here.
23:06 But this school is said to have been the inspiration for Hogwarts.
23:10 Okay, sure.
23:12 Kinda Hogwarts-y, right?
23:13 I guess, yeah.
23:14 It's just like a high school.
23:16 It's not even like a college.
23:19 Well, Hogwarts is like a high school basically, right?
23:22 And middle school I guess, yeah.
23:23 Yeah.
23:23 It's like a K-thru-12 prep.
23:25 Alright.
23:26 And our Thermometer— I guess not K-thru-12.
23:29 I guess it's more of like a middle school.
23:30 Do they go to college in...
23:32 I think that there are colleges.
23:34 In the Wizarding World?
23:35 I actually don't know for sure if there are colleges.
23:39 It would seem that they've finished up their Thermometer here.
23:41 So let me take a look at what this line looks like.
23:44 I like to do these far away shots early
23:46 in the morning when there's no one to steal the camera.
23:49 I think their conclusion is gonna be...
23:51 to go to Glasgow.
23:53 Are you gonna go to Glasgow?
23:54 Think very carefully.
23:57 I'm just gonna give them the answer.
23:58 With that Thermometer outta the way, let's take a look at two more cards.
24:02 10-minute Bonus.
24:03 10-minute Bonus.
24:05 Well, I'll tell you what...
24:07 I'm gonna be taking a 10-minute Bonus.
24:09 A 10-minute Bonus is usually kind of meh, whatever.
24:13 But I'm actually kind of psyched to see that because it means that we
24:18 now have enough Time Bonus in hand to play Curse of the Express Route twice,
24:25 to do our double express gambit.
24:28 And I do think that that is going to be
24:30 the key to securing victory at the right moment.
24:33 Sam, we have an answer.
24:35 Okay.
24:35 You believe that the answer will be hotter?
24:39 I think you're probably right.
24:40 I think I more hope.
24:42 Okay.
24:42 But yes.
24:44 Mmm-kay.
24:45 Actually, no, I don't know if I hope.
24:46 I don't know what I hope.
24:48 Sam, the answer is hotter.
24:49 Okay.
24:50 So we're going to Glasgow.
24:51 We are on our way to Glasgow.
24:54 Okay.
24:55 When I found Ben last night in Glasgow♪ It's a little song I wrote.
25:01 Yeah.
25:01 It's like the ABBA song.
25:02 It's an original, No, no, no.
25:04 This was my parody.
25:06 But technically it was an original, I suppose,
25:07 in the sense that I was parodying.
25:09 I think we should look into the next train to Glasgow.
25:11 While Sam and Adam work on their next move, I'm going to try and find some food.
25:16 The thing is, it would seem that coffee
25:19 shops in this country don't open until 9 am,
25:22 which is crazy to me because what are you supposed
25:25 to do if you want a little coffee before work?
25:28 That's crazy.
25:29 But there is one place in town that I can see that is open, so...
25:35 ...we're gonna go there.
25:36 The place in question...
25:38 is a Greggs.
25:39 I don't know what Greggs is.
25:43 But ever since we started filming this season,
25:46 I've gotten 1,000 DMs from people being like, "Please go to Greggs.
25:49 Oh, you gotta go to Greggs.
25:51 Please show you going to Greggs." And I don't know why,
25:56 but here we are at a Greggs, finally.
25:59 And I guess let's just go in and experience the Greggs, together.
26:06 I have been told by so many people to come to Greggs.
26:11 They're like, "It's so iconic.
26:12 You gotta go to Greggs." Is there a thing that you have that is like,
26:16 you're super known for?
26:18 Our sausage rolls.
26:19 (giggles) Sausage rolls.
26:20 Our sausage rolls.
26:21 I'll get a sausage roll.
26:22 Yeah?
26:25 Where are you from?
26:27 I'm from New York.
26:29 Ah, so you're over on holiday.
26:30 That's why you're filming?
26:31 Yeah, yeah.
26:33 All of my friends from the UK were like, "You've gotta go to Greggs.
26:36 You gotta show you go into Greggs." Definitely.
26:39 (laughs) We have a nice cake to go with that.
26:41 We're famous for our cakes as well.
26:43 I'll t— whatever you're famous for, I'll take.
26:45 Want a caramel donut?
26:46 Sure, yeah.
26:48 You've gotta try a few different things.
26:51 Don't got Greggs in America, no?
26:53 No, we don't got Greggs in America.
26:54 Okay.
26:55 Well they told me to get two things.
26:58 So let's go walk over and...
27:03 ...and give them a try.
27:05 Okay, well...
27:07 I think I simply have no choice but to declare this a...
27:12 ...a double Snack Zone.
27:14 Play the Snack Zone intro two times.
27:23 Okay, welcome to the double Snack Zone,
27:25 where— the first ever show where I try two snacks.
27:29 First is the famous Greggs sausage roll, which looks like this.
27:36 I think that this is their most iconic item.
27:46 I kind of think that...
27:48 maybe...
27:49 living in the UK might not be so great.
27:52 And the other thing they wanted me to try is this.
27:56 They called it a cake, but it's like a donut.
27:58 It's like a caramel looking donut.
28:03 Oh.
28:05 Oh, well that's actually quite nice.
28:07 Maybe living in the UK is not so bad.
28:09 In conclusion, the UK is a land of contrasts.
28:23 It's a little hard to get a good shot by the station.
28:25 Well, it might be if we cross, we can get something better.
28:28 Okay.
28:30 So I don't know if it's totally efficient...
28:33 but region would cut off like that, and we would be like,
28:38 not this, for sure not this.
28:39 And then we would know to go down this way.
28:43 Yeah.
28:43 I feel like we could do better than that.
28:45 What we really need is direction, right?
28:48 I would love to eliminate these so that we don't have to worry about them.
28:53 I mean, we could do that with a Radar in Glasgow that encompasses like that.
28:57 I like the idea of just a good old Radar from Glasgow, probably.
29:02 It's pretty clean.
29:04 Yeah, I think it's clean.
29:05 I mean, I know there's always temptation of like, let's ask questions earlier.
29:09 But I think let's at least take a breath
29:12 and do some research before the next question.
29:15 Well, let's get a Photo maybe.
29:16 Sure.
29:17 I mean, Photo never hurts.
29:19 I would anticipate this train will be packed.
29:22 Alright.
29:22 What Photo do we want?
29:26 I have to be honest that I...
29:28 We haven't done Strava map yet.
29:29 ...feel it might be time for the Strava map.
29:31 We're getting close.
29:33 Once we break it down, maybe one more time,
29:36 we could potentially start trying to match.
29:38 Yeah.
29:38 No, we're gonna want it soon,
29:39 so we might as well take advantage of the time we have now.
29:41 Let's go for it.
29:42 You want me to send it?
29:43 Yeah, go for it.
29:48 Good bye, Edinburgh.
29:50 Good bye.
30:02 Well, folks, they want a Strava map.
30:05 I don't think that a Strava map alone is gonna give this away,
30:09 but I do think that they have enough
30:11 clues now that they could plausibly find me.
30:15 That is if they are even looking at the part of the map where I am.
30:19 They might have completely discounted it by now.
30:21 I don't know.
30:25 But after you send the Strava map...
30:26 (chuckles) After then,
30:28 you gotta just assume that they could get you at any minute.
30:32 But I'm ready for that.
30:33 I'm ready for that.
30:34 Anytime you want to come here, boys, I'm ready for you.
30:37 I got a handful o' Curses waiting for you.
30:40 But, let's go ahead, get that traced and sent over to our Seekers.
30:47 Hello, audience.
30:47 We're on our way to Glasgow.
30:49 And these two lovely people, Fin and Mel, came up to us.
30:52 They are on their way to Glasgow to play the home game.
30:55 And you've played before, right, in other cities?
30:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:57 Yeah.
30:57 Where are the other spots that you've done it?
30:58 So there's a very active UK Jet Lag Discord server that's doing a lot
31:03 of amazing "Let's organise little games."
31:05 And so we've played hide-and-seek in Edinburgh.
31:08 We've played it in Newcastle.
31:09 Now we're on our way to play it in Glasgow.
31:10 Okay, very cool.
31:11 It's a thing to spend a day out doing in the city that maybe you know a bit,
31:15 would like to know a bit better.
31:16 It's fantastic.
31:17 And the emotional connections you build to the areas
31:20 where you're hiding is really, really special.
31:22 So yeah, highly recommend.
31:23 And sometimes you— That was a really good plug.
31:25 Yeah.
31:25 You've advertised it better than us.
31:26 (laughs) It was way better than what we say!
31:28 Sometimes you run into other people playing the game just like they did now.
31:32 Look at that.
31:32 Well, here.
31:33 Gimme one second.
31:35 I'm gonna give you guys a card from our collection that you can play with.
31:39 Wow.
31:39 For hide-and-seek.
31:40 How about, ooh, why don't we give 'em the Curse of the Impenetrable Fog?
31:44 Oh, that one's fun.
31:45 Yeah!
31:46 Here.
31:46 You can play with this one.
31:47 Wow!
31:47 Oh my goodness.
31:48 This one has come up a lot this season.
31:49 Yeah, that's a good one.
31:50 (Fin and Mel laugh) Thank you so much.
31:52 Yeah.
31:53 Great to meet you guys!
31:55 Play the home game.
31:56 Play it.
31:56 Play the home game.
31:57 Why not?
32:03 Strava map.
32:03 Yeah.
32:05 It's looking...
32:05 We have our Strava map.
32:06 not that helpful, as is normal.
32:08 but not helpful yet.
32:10 Yeah.
32:10 I mean, again, we just have too many options right now.
32:13 Yeah.
32:14 But...
32:15 I do like when you have this, when you
32:19 have a straightish line with a little kink in it.
32:21 Yeah.
32:22 Because that's very distinctive.
32:24 Yeah, look, we— There's too many options right now,
32:27 but I think one to two more chops, and we might be able to start looking.
32:32 And now that they've got their precious Strava map, I get to draw a card.
32:37 What's it gonna be?
32:38 It's gonna be a discard one, draw two.
32:39 Now lemme take a looksie here.
32:41 My hand is already full, and I would normally consider discarding...
32:48 a 10-minute Bonus or something for this.
32:50 But I definitely— I need those to pay for my Express Route.
32:56 So...
32:58 I think that I am just gonna...
33:01 I think I'm just gonna discard that straight out the gate.
33:04 I do not want to mess with my ability to play the Curses that I need to play.
33:08 They are crucial to my plan.
33:12 So, we carry on.
33:22 Alright, so one idea is that...
33:25 there's basically two commercial airports for the Glasgow area.
33:29 Yes.
33:30 There's like the main Glasgow Airport, which is just outside of the city.
33:32 Yeah.
33:33 And then kind of like, I think 30 miles to the South,
33:35 there's Prestwick Airport, that has Ryanair flights and stuff.
33:38 There.
33:39 So if we did the question that was,
33:42 "Is your nearest commercial airport the same as mine?" Yeah.
33:46 Then that would sort of act as a north–south split.
33:49 It would, yeah.
33:50 It's pretty clever actually.
33:52 And it's relatively clean.
33:54 And I think if the answer was same, 'cause we'll do it where our answer is
33:57 Glasgow— If he's also closest to Glasgow Airport,
34:00 that would really cut down the options.
34:02 Yeah.
34:02 And it would tell us, it's basically...
34:04 not necessarily north, but one of these couple lines.
34:08 If the answer's south, things are a little bit more complicated.
34:10 Yeah.
34:10 But we'll— We can cross that bridge when we come to it.
34:13 Okay.
34:14 I...
34:14 like this idea.
34:16 The advantage of this is as soon as we're
34:18 closer to Glasgow Airport— Yeah, we can ask it.
34:19 We can ask it while we're still on this train.
34:21 which is really nice.
34:22 Yeah, because that won't be too long from now.
34:24 Yeah, I think that's good.
34:25 Well, it's raining again.
34:28 Seemingly just does that about every 10 minutes or so.
34:32 It doesn't even look like it should be raining, but it's raining.
34:37 It would seem that Adam and Sam have left
34:39 on what appears to be a train to Glasgow.
34:43 I have no comment.
34:44 I have no comment.
34:45 We'll see if that ends up being effective for them.
34:50 Could be.
34:51 I'm going back to where the Greggs was.
34:53 It wasn't raining where the Greggs was.
34:55 I much preferred it over there, where the Greggs was.
34:57 Would you look at that?
34:59 I mean, that is a heck of a rainbow.
35:01 Look at that on camera.
35:04 That is a— There's a dang pot of gold under there.
35:07 I choose to believe that this is a good omen.
35:09 I choose to believe that this means that Sam
35:12 and Adam are about to do something very stupid.
35:16 I think we're well on pace.
35:18 Yeah, I think we're doing okay.
35:20 We haven't been Cursed yet though.
35:22 No, we haven't.
35:27 Oy vey, I am getting real sick of the rain out here.
35:31 I think we need to find somewhere to go inside.
35:35 Because otherwise I'm gonna break my microphone.
35:39 Perfect.
35:42 It would seem that Sam and Adam are just continuing up and over to Glasgow.
35:54 We are now closer to Glasgow Airport.
35:55 So do we want to fire off that question?
35:57 I say we send it.
36:00 I think it's a very good question.
36:02 Alright.
36:03 Our boys would like to know, do we share the same closest airport?
36:10 The answer is no.
36:12 We do not.
36:13 My closest airport is not Glasgow Airport.
36:17 I think that was a pretty clever one.
36:18 I think that was a good use of that question.
36:20 Should be quite useful to them.
36:23 But you know what will be quite useful to me
36:25 is looking at the top three cards and keeping one.
36:30 A little 5-minute Bonus.
36:31 A little 5-minute Bonus.
36:33 A little 5-minute Bonus.
36:34 Okay.
36:35 Just go ahead and discard those, nice and quick, and keep chilling in this café.
36:40 It does look like it's starting to clear up outside,
36:42 so, I might be able to leave soon.
36:45 We'll see.
36:46 Sam, we have an answer.
36:48 Not Glasgow.
36:50 So that means...
36:51 he's gone south.
36:53 He's in the borderlands.
36:54 He's somewhere in this.
36:57 And so that is the more complicated answer 'cause he could be down here, right?
37:03 So I do think we need to slice.
37:07 and actually, Sam...
37:09 I think that we may want to, as we're getting into Glasgow,
37:12 do a 3-mile Thermometer to slice here.
37:14 But there's So we can eliminate— three stations down there.
37:17 Agh, 'kay.
37:18 'Cause he could be in like Lockerbie.
37:20 He could be in Annan, right?
37:22 Annan, yeah.
37:23 Annan's legal.
37:24 He could be in Gretna Green.
37:27 Yes.
37:27 He could be in Dumfries.
37:29 The barista described it as a lovely wee mornin'.
37:33 Which, I don't know.
37:35 Maybe this is a lovely wee mornin' in this part of Scotland.
37:38 My quick impression is that...
37:41 I don't think any of these match.
37:43 Because Lockerbie doesn't seem to have any
37:47 waterway of significant enough size for this.
37:50 Dumfries and Annan both have pretty significant rivers
37:54 by the station that are definitely wider than this.
37:59 And then, Gretna Green...
38:02 I don't think we're getting that tallest building Photo from there.
38:05 This is all to say, you know...
38:08 I...
38:09 (sighs) It's not worth a question just to eliminate that.
38:13 What I'm proposing is...
38:16 some sort of Radar...
38:19 that would eliminate this stuff.
38:22 That would slice this and also incidentally slice that.
38:26 As in a Radar that would only encompass the closer-in stuff.
38:29 Yeah.
38:30 Okay.
38:31 It might be 25 miles?
38:34 25 miles gets us almost to Prestwick.
38:36 I like a 25-mile.
38:45 Welcome to Glasgow.
38:46 Welcome to Glasgow, Sam.
38:48 Okay.
38:49 Do we want to...
38:50 do a Radar?
38:51 Yeah, I think we want to do...
38:54 a 25-mile Radar probably?
38:56 I think that's gonna cut things about in half.
38:58 Yeah, I think that's another good chunk.
39:00 Yep.
39:01 We're chopping, Sam.
39:02 We're chopping.
39:03 (imitates swipes) So much chopping.
39:05 It looks like the rain is clearing up a little bit, at least for now, so...
39:09 we're gonna go on a little wander.
39:11 It would seem that Adam and Sam...
39:16 have just arrived in Glasgow Station.
39:21 And I'll tell you this.
39:22 There is a train that goes straight from Glasgow Station to where I am.
39:26 It's not the train that I took, but they can get directly here.
39:29 I just don't know if they will even be looking at that train.
39:33 We've got a question from them straight off the bat.
39:36 25-mile Radar from Glasgow Station.
39:39 I can tell you right now...
39:41 She's a miss.
39:42 She...
39:43 is a big fat miss.
39:45 I am, I'll tell you this much...
39:48 much, much further.
39:49 Let's get our cards.
39:51 We're definitely running low on Radars, which is good,
39:53 and I get to draw two more cards.
39:56 Again, my hand is full, and I'm gonna need something real good to get me
40:01 to want to discard anything from my hand at this point.
40:06 Curse of the Queue.
40:09 Curse of the Queue.
40:10 Seekers may not ask another question until they've
40:12 waited in line for at least five minutes.
40:15 They may wait in different lines,
40:16 but they cannot wait in the same line more than once.
40:20 15-minute Bonus.
40:22 Yeah, Curse of the Queue is interesting.
40:24 It's not gonna be useful in Glasgow because I'm sure they can find a line there.
40:28 It might be useful later.
40:29 I might wanna take this 10— this 15-minute Bonus and replace
40:32 a 10-minute Bonus because then I can get rid of another
40:35 10-minute Bonus in my hand instead of needing three cards
40:38 in my hand to pay for two Curse of the Express Routes.
40:41 We're really getting into the nitty gritty of the game here, man.
40:43 But yeah, if I take the 15-minute Bonus over a 10-minute Bonus,
40:47 then later I can get rid of another 10-minute Bonus,
40:51 and not have to take up that much of my hand
40:53 to pay for those Curse of the Express Routes.
40:55 So I'm gonna do that.
40:56 I think that is the right play.
40:58 Not the most exciting card,
41:00 but it does potentially open up some room in my hand for later,
41:04 which might be extremely useful.
41:10 Glasgow's basically like Edinburgh, except Americans can pronounce it right.
41:13 A lot fewer tourists in Glasgow.
41:16 Definitely.
41:17 Sort of the indie Edinburgh.
41:19 Sure.
41:19 Although I guess Edinburgh's whole deal is that it's indie.
41:22 What do we do next?
41:23 Well, it depends honestly on if it's a hit or a miss.
41:25 Yes.
41:26 If it's a miss, then I think we need to...
41:29 Well miss I think is actually fewer options.
41:32 Yeah...
41:33 But they're more divergent, I guess.
41:36 Oh, we got an answer.
41:37 Uh-oh.
41:38 Oh, it's a miss.
41:40 Ooh.
41:40 Oh, interesting.
41:41 Ooh.
41:42 Okay.
41:43 There can't be that many options left.
41:45 No, no.
41:45 I don't think there can be.
41:48 Seemingly, they're just hanging out.
41:51 Hanging out in Glasgow for the time being.
41:54 They're either waiting for a train,
41:56 trying to figure out what train to get on, or...
42:00 maybe they're just trying to pin me down
42:01 with the Strava map and stuff at this point.
42:04 Who could say?
42:05 There's a train to me, leaving...
42:09 ...in about 20 minutes.
42:11 So if they figure me out in the next 20 minutes,
42:14 they could start heading straight here.
42:17 We'll see if they do.
42:18 Okay.
42:19 So that means that there are sort of like...
42:22 three places he could be.
42:23 He could be on this line here, one of these two stations here, or he could be...
42:29 there's a few stations and a few different lines around this situation.
42:33 Sort of like in and around Prestwick.
42:35 I've long liked the look of West "Kil-bray".
42:39 Okay.
42:39 West "Kill-bride".
42:40 It has the right size of stream, I think.
42:44 It's far enough from the coast.
42:46 It's on a low...er frequency line that's still in play.
42:50 We just would need to match the Strava.
42:52 Let's check out the Strava.
42:54 Yeah, I was looking at it a little bit earlier.
42:56 Didn't immediately see a match, but I didn't put that much time into it.
43:00 I don't see it, at least not right away.
43:03 Strava can be hard.
43:05 I feel like we make Strava seem easy.
43:06 It can.
43:07 No, I think we've been lucky.
43:08 'Cause we've gotten lucky.
43:08 Yeah.
43:14 So Fairlie is out.
43:15 That would be on the coast.
43:17 Mhm.
43:24 I definitely like the look of this town, Maybole, but I'm not seeing a match.
43:28 And it's close.
43:30 Just haven't got it, you know?
43:37 (sighs) God dammit.
43:44 Oh damn.
43:45 I thought I had it for a second.
43:48 Which were you looking at?
43:49 In Dumfries.
43:50 I had like this, this, this, this.
43:53 But it doesn't have the end part.
43:55 Oh, let's check out more of the town.
43:58 I actually think that this town is so super cute.
44:03 It's got these really amazing...
44:06 buildings.
44:07 All of these churches.
44:09 Another one over there that are just like...
44:12 ...immaculate.
44:13 I really didn't know anything, about this place when I picked it.
44:16 I just...
44:17 I picked this place purely...
44:21 for tricky strategic reasons, but it turns out it's actually super cute.
44:24 Oh my god.
44:24 Is this a real Toys "R" Us?
44:26 I thought those went extinct years ago!
44:28 Well, we gotta go into the Toys "R" Us.
44:34 That river just— Oh, wait.
44:35 Or does it?
44:36 Here, let me see.
44:37 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
44:40 Wait, I might have it.
44:41 I might have it in Dumfries.
44:42 I mean...
44:43 that overlay there seems a bit off.
44:47 It's a liiiittle awkward, but it's pretty good.
44:50 It's pretty close.
44:51 I don't know.
44:53 Yeah, it would take an hour 48 to get there.
44:56 Yeah.
44:56 I think we can't go there until we confirm it.
44:59 Yeah, the next train leaves in 13 minutes.
45:01 Oh (bleep), okay.
45:02 Because here's the other thing, Adam.
45:04 Look at the width of this river.
45:06 He sent kind of a big river.
45:08 Take— Pull up the photo.
45:10 I'm not necessarily saying it's not.
45:11 I'm just, you know...
45:13 We'd want to be...
45:14 I feel like...
45:15 I don't know.
45:17 I mean, this is— He also doesn't necessarily have
45:18 to go to the widest part of the river.
45:20 This is 160 feet across.
45:23 I mean, I don't know.
45:26 Before going there, my only uncertainty is like, the Strava map is really good.
45:29 There's just one section that doesn't...
45:32 Yeah, there's one section that I don't love.
45:33 And I'm still a little surprised.
45:36 This river looks wide.
45:37 I'm a little surprised that that photo is that.
45:39 it could be misleading.
45:40 Perspectives are misleading.
45:41 It's really down there.
45:42 It is.
45:43 And that would make sense too.
45:45 It would make sense, 'cause he would want to get far.
45:47 Let's start walking to the station and see if there's something
45:49 we could do to confirm it before we get on the train.
45:51 Yeah, I mean we could even get on the train and turn back.
45:54 We could ask if he's on the line.
45:55 Why don't we get on the train and ask if he's on that line?
45:57 Yeah, 'cause I guess there'd be very few stations on that line.
46:00 Right.
46:01 Even outside of Dumfries, that would be technically...
46:04 And we could try to check them on the way.
46:06 Yeah.
46:06 I think it's this way, Adam.
46:08 But yeah, the thing to keep in mind is like...
46:10 This kind of mistake...
46:13 Would be really bad.
46:14 would be what could get— let him win.
46:16 Right.
46:16 So we wanna be risk-averse.
46:17 A mistake where we go two hours down the wrong line Yeah.
46:21 ...is the exact thing that would make us lose.
46:23 Again, I want to make it abundantly clear.
46:25 I think 90% this is it.
46:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:28 I don't want to seem like I'm skeptical.
46:29 No, no, no.
46:30 But...
46:32 just gotta be as certain as we can be before committing to a two-hour train.
46:36 Yeah.
46:41 Look at this.
46:42 Toys "R" Us is not dead.
46:44 Toys "R" Us is not dead in Scotland.
46:46 It lives on.
46:47 They thought they could kill Toys "R" Us.
46:50 But it merely took refuge in Scotland.
46:55 This is so exciting.
46:56 Oh my god.
46:58 I feel like a child.
47:01 They got LEGO.
47:05 You remember?
47:05 You remember these botanicals?
47:08 We had some fun with those, didn't we?
47:10 A couple seasons ago.
47:11 Look at the CCTV.
47:13 I look like a crazy person.
47:16 What's the train?
47:17 Where does it go?
47:19 Is it the one to— Platform 4R.
47:22 Okay.
47:23 To Carlisle.
47:25 Yeah.
47:26 Man, that's actually pretty good timing.
47:32 Alright, Adam.
47:33 We're committing to it?
47:34 I think we're committing to it.
47:36 Look, if we have to turn around, we have to turn around.
47:38 But I feel pretty good about it.
47:40 Alright.
47:41 Yeah, I feel pretty good.
47:42 Let's just hope it's not a mistake.
47:46 Man, I used to love these Star Wars LEGO sets, man.
47:51 I feel like they might be cheaper here than they are in the US.
47:55 Am I gonna buy a LEGO set here at Toys "R" Us?
47:58 Am I gonna buy a LEGO set?
48:00 I bought a LEGO set.
48:02 I got this one with Plo Koon.
48:04 Fricking love Plo Koon.
48:05 Look at him.
48:06 He's so freaking cool.
48:08 I just couldn't resist the thrill of buying a LEGO set at a genuine Toys "R" Us.
48:14 I mean, that is pretty exciting.
48:17 Maybe we'll build that later.
48:19 What are Sam and Adam up to?
48:25 Okay.
48:26 Once the train starts moving,
48:27 we can ask if Ben is on the same train service as us,
48:30 which means, is our train gonna stop at his station?
48:34 Yeah.
48:34 And I think if the answer is yes, then that means that there's only...
48:39 ...two stations that he could be in.
48:41 One of 'em is ours.
48:42 I think that confirms it pretty much.
48:45 Yeah.
48:45 I think well enough to go there, yeah.
48:47 This could be it.
48:49 This could be it.
48:49 I'm hopeful this is it.
48:51 Okay, we're moving.
48:53 Alright, hopefully last long game question?
48:58 I am hopeful that this is the last question of the long game.
49:07 Alright, well...
49:10 Sam and Adam have boarded a line.
49:12 They've boarded a line and they've asked me a big old question.
49:17 Am I on the same line?
49:19 Folks...
49:20 the answer...
49:22 ...is yes.
49:23 I am.
49:24 They figured me out.
49:26 They figured me out.
49:27 (exhales sharply) It feels real good, doesn't it, boys?
49:30 Feels real good.
49:32 But let me tell you.
49:34 You might think the season's about to come to an end...
49:37 But we're nowhere close.
49:39 Not yet.
49:40 In the meantime...
49:42 ...let's go ahead and draw our cards.
49:45 Okay.
49:47 What do we got here?
49:50 Curse of the Impenetrable Fog.
49:53 Curse of the Impenetrable Fog.
49:55 For the next hour, any time the Seekers reach a street intersection,
49:58 they must assign each direction to a number on their die.
50:01 They may assign a direction to multiple numbers,
50:03 but each direction must be assigned to at least one.
50:06 Then they roll the die to see what direction to go.
50:08 Casting cost: Roll a die.
50:10 If it's odd, this Curse has no effect.
50:14 Curse of the Void.
50:16 Curse of the Void.
50:17 For the next three questions that the Seekers ask, roll a die.
50:20 If you roll a 1, 2, 3, or 4, that question is automatically vetoed.
50:25 Casting cost: Discard a Veto.
50:27 Okay, and...
50:30 ...Randomize.
50:31 Well...
50:32 those are...
50:35 obviously all really good cards.
50:38 I think the Randomize is the weakest.
50:39 I think we get rid of that.
50:40 And I loved Curse of the Void when we played it last time,
50:43 but you need to discord a Veto to play it.
50:46 And I don't have a Veto yet, and I don't know if I'm gonna get one.
50:49 So, I think I'm gonna skip it.
50:52 And I think, you know...
50:54 Curse of the Impenetrable Fog...
50:56 It's done mean work in the endgame.
50:58 And that might be...
51:00 That might be the difference maker.
51:02 The game is not yet finished, boys.
51:05 There is much pain to come.
51:08 Sam...
51:08 we have an answer.
51:11 Would you like to do the honors?
51:18 It's a match?
51:19 It's a hit.
51:22 Well, still gotta find him in Dumfries, but...
51:25 Yeah, well, we will— It's still two hours to Dumfries.
51:28 Yep.
51:28 And then we gotta find him.
51:29 And we gotta find him.
51:30 Well, at least we know where he is.
51:32 Good stuff.
51:32 Good stuff.
51:33 Nice clean last run.
51:37 Good stuff.
51:37 Good stuff.
51:38 Ben, we're about to go get you for the third and final time, my guy.
52:00 Well, the time has come.
52:05 This has been a difficult season for me.
52:08 I have suffered many defeats.
52:09 You thought you could defeat me because I hid
52:11 in the lesbian town that apparently was a really bad hiding spot?
52:15 You thought you could defeat me because you looked
52:18 at a weather map of the UK and found me that way?
52:23 And honestly, that was cool as hell.
52:24 That was kinda cracked.
52:25 I gotta respect that one.
52:27 But that— It all ends now, okay?
52:30 It all ends now.
52:32 I will be defeated no longer.
52:37 Wrong card.
52:39 Where is the right card?
52:42 Hold on.
52:46 Okay.
52:49 I cast Duplicate on Curse of the Express Train.
52:55 And boys...
52:56 ...the fun is just beginning.
53:10 Caption+ by JS* caption.plus| @caption_plus Shhh!
53:13 It's me, the finale.
53:15 And yes, I'm hiding on Nebula.
53:18 They're never going to suspect that I'm here on Nebula, right now.
53:23 Alright, welcome back.
53:24 We gotta find the finale.
53:25 It's somewhere in the internet,
53:27 but we gotta ask some questions to figure it out.
53:29 We can start with a Radar.
53:30 Radar's always good.
53:31 Or like, first administrative division.
53:33 I mean, we also could...
53:35 ...just check on Nebula.
53:37 I mean, it's so obvious.
53:38 It would be so obvious.
53:39 Look, let's check, and then if not, we do a Radar.
53:41 Okay, yeah, let's take a look.
53:44 Oh...
53:45 really?
53:45 Oh.
53:46 What the hell?
53:47 How'd you guys find me?
53:48 Curse.
53:48 Duplicate, duplicate.
53:49 It's obvious.
53:50 You're always on Nebula.
53:52 When the penultimate episode goes up on YouTube,
53:53 we know that the finale is on Nebula.
53:56 Yeah.
53:56 Okay.
53:56 Go to a new hiding spot.
53:58 C'mon, make this a good one.
53:59 Yeah, yeah.
53:59 Try again.
54:00 Round two.
54:00 I know first one was a bit anticlimactic, but I'm sure the finale is...
54:05 has picked a better hiding spot this time, right?
54:06 Yeah, I mean, he must have.
54:08 Yeah, so it's gonna be something unintuitive.
54:10 So, I mean, what do you think?
54:11 Should we start off with a Photo question or something?
54:13 I think let's fire off a Photo of the tallest building.
54:17 Yeah, it's always useful.
54:18 While we wait for it, just look around?
54:22 Might as well, yeah.
54:23 Alright.
54:23 Alright.
54:27 Oh, it's Nebula.
54:28 Oh.
54:28 You don't think that he would be...
54:29 Well no, he wouldn't be...
54:31 Oh my god.
54:32 Oh.
54:32 You were— You hid on Nebula the last time.
54:35 Time Bonus.
54:36 No, but you didn't send us the Photo.
54:38 Time Bonus.
54:39 You gotta hide somewhere different.
54:40 You're always on Nebula.
54:41 The fin— So what I'm getting here is, once again, the finale is on Nebula.
54:45 Alright, round three.
54:46 I think this one, this one's going to be crazy.
54:48 This one's going to be tough, right?
54:50 There's no way the finale is going to be hiding somewhere obvious again.
54:53 In fact, I'm so confident that the finale is
54:56 not going to be hiding on Nebula now, that...
54:58 ...should we just check other streaming services?
55:00 Let's see if the finale is on other streaming services.
55:03 Yeah, I mean, by process of elimination.
55:04 Okay.
55:05 I'm not seeing the finale on other streaming services.
55:07 Where else could he be?
55:08 I mean, we could just check Nebula.
55:12 No, the finale's not gonna be on Nebula.
55:14 It wouldn't make any sense.
55:15 But let's just give it a look just to be safe.
55:18 Alright, here's Nebula.
55:20 And, oh.
55:21 Finale!
55:23 Finale, you were on Nebula.
55:24 You were here twice!
55:24 Oh, man.
55:25 You guys managed to find me every time, right away.
55:29 How do you always know where to find me?
55:32 Well, it's because there's no two ways around it.
55:34 The finale is on Nebula.
55:36 The finale is on Nebula right now.
55:38 You're very predictable.
55:39 Every episode of Jet Lag releases one week early on Nebula,
55:42 and that's why you should definitely go to nebula.tv/jetlag to sign
55:45 up and help fund us making this show more and like literally.
55:50 So anyway, nebula.tv/jetlag to sign up.
55:52 Go watch the finale.
55:54 It's great.
55:54 It's great.
55:54 Go watch this.
55:55 Bye!
55:56 Watch it.