The Bank Heist | Psych

0:03 There were no airline tags on her bag.

0:08 [snorts]

0:13 And dude Yeah.

0:16 Obviously I was skeptical of the stupidly

0:19 hot Latina married to the Travelocity note.

0:22 I was also sensing papers.

0:24 Non-US issue.

0:25 Certificado del birth and the name Vazquez.

0:32 Rita, someday you will go to the Americas and marry a white man.

0:37 See Rita Vazquez married Leo Quinn for citizenship and now she

0:41 was going to off him to upgrade to the husband position, right?

0:44 Yes.

0:45 And yes.

0:46 All right.

0:47 And I was pretty damn sure she hadn't been to Mexico City either.

0:50 Why is that?

0:50 Because my senses never lie, Mr.

0:52 Trout.

0:53 Neither do my hips.

0:54 Hello.

0:56 Hello.

0:57 Hi.

0:58 Is this the Vazquez residence?

1:01 Yes.

1:02 May I please be having speech with Margarita?

1:06 This is her father.

1:07 Rita hasn't been here in almost 2 years.

1:09 Who is this?

1:13 You see, Rita was suspect numero one.

1:15 And when we found out she'd gone home to collect Leo's things,

1:18 paid her a surprise visit.

1:20 After you contacted [music] the police, right?

1:22 Most definitely.

1:22 You never contacted us.

1:23 I left a message.

1:24 With who?

1:25 With Jeff Mormonson some officer Mormonson.

1:31 He's brand new, you don't know him.

1:33 Never got that message.

1:34 What's his name?

1:34 Mormonson?

1:35 Did you get the message?

1:36 Jesus, Lassie, you're killing me here, man.

1:39 Oh, that message.

1:41 Of course.

1:50 Rita!

1:55 Rita!

2:00 Yes?

2:02 Yeah.

2:03 Things officially [music] just got hairy.

2:10 Just got hairy?

2:12 [music] Santa Barbara style.

2:15 Why?

2:16 Because I don't believe you.

2:17 Because you can't be trusted.

2:19 No, no, because you're a liar.

2:21 You're a liar.

2:23 I should probably start doing the talking now.

2:24 Spencer's already out on his ass and I still got a pension [music] to fight for.

2:27 What about me?

2:28 I have to distance myself from this.

2:29 I'm the girlfriend.

2:30 No offense.

2:30 Hm?

2:31 I wasn't listening.

2:32 What am I doing here?

2:33 You No, you No, you raised your voice.

2:35 Look, no one is losing their job over this.

2:37 His bark is much worse than his bite.

2:38 No, no, no, no, no.

2:39 You are on your own now, okay?

2:41 Don't ever call me again.

2:44 Mothers.

2:45 Anyway So, where were we?

2:47 So, you find the poison guy's sexy wife shot dead.

2:50 And was this finally enough to compel you to call the police?

2:53 You know, perhaps I should take over now

2:55 seeing how I was the senior officer on duty.

2:57 At this juncture, the consultant notified the police department of possible 187.

3:02 I traveled scene to examine the 419.

3:04 I procured entrance to the residence where I took over control

3:07 of the crime scene from the backup which was already on site.

3:10 Looks like we've got 50 shades of gray matter.

3:18 [laughter] That's not even remotely how it went down.

3:20 Nope.

3:21 I am telling the story now.

3:22 All right, stand down, Caruso.

3:24 Keep going.

3:25 Okay, we opened Rita's suitcase.

3:33 That is one sexy book club.

3:36 Just books and panties.

3:40 It's a burner.

3:41 Totally untraceable.

3:42 The only people who use these things are lowlife criminals like drug dealers,

3:46 terrorists, and people with subpar credit.

3:48 Let's see what sordidness is on the voicemail.

3:51 Look what I found in her closet.

3:53 There's more, all in the original packaging

3:55 and these clothes with store tags still on them.

3:58 Rita has some sticky fingers.

3:59 An exquisite exquisite Listen to this.

4:03 Hey babe, it's Chuck.

4:04 Missing you already.

4:07 Who's Chuck?

4:08 Not Leo.

4:09 That's who Chuck is.

4:11 Meanwhile, we had to deliver the news of Rita's untimely death to poor Leo.

4:15 She was the most wonderful woman on earth.

4:18 I'll be with you soon, senorita.

4:20 Ah, now may be a good time to ask about payment.

4:23 You want the devil.

4:25 First of all, show me the devil is white.

4:27 Look, Leo, we spent some time with Rita.

4:29 Okay, sure.

4:30 She filled out that dress nicely.

4:32 What?

4:33 But what aren't you telling us, man?

4:35 Look, Rita had her problems.

4:37 If you friends, shoplifting, but I rehabilitated her.

4:41 She loved me.

4:44 Maybe not as much as he thought.

4:46 Why do you keep whispering?

4:48 It's very rude.

4:49 Is it?

4:50 Well, the clock is ticking, Leo.

4:52 You want us to find your killer before you die?

4:54 Then give us something, man.

4:55 Give us something we can use.

4:57 That's it.

4:58 My life is was normal.

5:01 The only thing out of the ordinary is a couple days ago local police called

5:05 to say that my office had been broken into and but but nothing was taken.

5:09 You didn't think that was something worth sharing?

5:11 I didn't think it was a big deal.

5:13 Besides, they said it was probably just some kids.

5:15 Well, guess what?

5:16 We're going to check that out.

5:17 So, give us an address.

5:18 No, no.

5:20 I'll take you myself.

5:21 What?

5:21 Come on, Leo, that's sloppy.

5:22 Just stay in bed.

5:23 I'm not going to get any sicker.

5:26 Please don't make me spend my last precious moments in an ER.

5:32 All right.

5:35 He actually had a decent point, [music] so we convinced the doctor

5:38 to give him some pretty intense pain medication.

5:41 Shame on you, man.

5:42 Shame on me.

5:43 And we all went to his office.

5:45 Hey I got tons of stuff here.

5:47 Nobody stole anything.

5:50 I made that.

5:51 I'm a Duranie.

5:52 Rio is my favorite song of all time.

5:54 It's pure poetry.

5:56 It's really not.

5:57 Now, if you'd said uh Hunger Like the Wolf, View to a Kill or even The Reflex,

6:01 you would have had an argument, but Shawn, let the man have this.

6:05 No.

6:05 No.

6:10 Boom.

6:10 I am sensing that someone tried to access this filing cabinet.

6:16 Why?

6:17 It's just people's records.

6:18 There's What?

6:25 Talk to [music] me, Goose.

6:32 Oh my god, Mrs.

6:33 Lauterbach.

6:33 [music] Mrs.

6:34 Lauter what?

6:35 My one wealthy client.

6:37 I had a duplicate of her safe [music] deposit key taped here.

6:39 It's gone.

6:40 What's in the safe deposit box?

6:44 In million in flawless gem quality diamonds.

6:48 So, Quinn had the power of attorney over Lauterbach's account?

6:51 But the key was useless on its own.

6:53 You had to get a bank employee to use

6:54 their key in conjunction with Lauterbach's to open the box.

7:12 Oh.

7:16 I can't even begin to apologize, Mrs.

7:19 Lauterbach.

7:20 Oh, it's not your fault.

7:21 You're a good boy, Leo.

7:24 So, are you just let anyone with a key

7:26 waltz in here and steal an old woman's hard-earned diamonds?

7:29 It's impossible.

7:30 We keep a log of anyone who accesses these boxes.

7:34 See?

7:35 No one on Mrs.

7:35 Lauterbach's behalf or anyone associated with [music] her estate has come

7:38 to access her box recently or it would have been recorded.

7:42 Do you think we could get a look at your security tapes?

7:52 Right there.

7:52 Pause.

7:53 Can you blow it up?

7:56 Who the hell is that?

7:57 I am sensing that it is a V Manice.

8:02 That's right.

8:03 Victor Manice is the owner of box number 27.

8:06 But Manice was a fraud.

8:07 A fake person.

8:08 The only Victor Manice listed in any database was dead by 1923.

8:13 Hm.

8:14 And what did you make I'm sorry.

8:15 Hold on a second.

8:17 Damn it, I said stop calling me.

8:19 Drive yourself, Mom.

8:21 Drive yourself.

8:21 You can drive You have a license.

8:23 I'm working She know that.

8:27 So, what did you make of that?

8:28 What did we make of it?

8:29 That someone posing as Victor Manice acquired

8:31 the safety deposit box next to Mrs.

8:33 Lauterbach's.

8:34 He signed the log.

8:35 He went into the safe deposit room.

8:37 He acted as though he was going to open box 27,

8:40 but then he slipped his little tiny key into box 26.

8:44 But you said you needed two keys.

8:46 I mean, there must have been an accomplice here.

8:47 That's right, Mr.

8:48 Trout, [music] and his name was Charles Sachs.

8:53 Bank employee that we learned quit his job 1 day later.

8:56 And Charles Sachs was very likely Chuck,

8:59 the man who left the amorous voicemail on Rita's machine.

9:01 So, we believe that Sachs and Rita were were having an affair.

9:04 So, Rita got so sick of being stuck with poor,

9:06 pathetic Leo that she takes up with Sachs and they

9:08 hatch a plot to rip off the old broad, right?

9:11 But the joke's on Rita when Sachs and Manice

9:12 kill her and keep the diamonds for themselves.

9:14 And just to be safe, these two criminal masterminds neutralize Leo,

9:17 eliminating all possible trails to themselves.

9:19 Scumbag 101.

9:20 Class dismissed.

9:22 I know [music] you know that I'm not telling the truth.

9:25 I know you know they just don't have any proof.

9:28 Masters of deception, [music] learn how to [singing]

9:31 bend your worst ambitions and they'll psych you out in the end.