Ridiculousnessly Next-Level Pranks 𤫠SUPER COMPILATION | Ridiculousness
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0:00 MAN: Bah?
0:01 ROB: It's ladies night.
0:02 [UPBEAT MUSIC]- Hey.
0:04 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.
0:06 Gotcha.
0:07 Gotcha.
0:08 Gotcha.
0:08 You know he's doing it for sure.
0:10 Hey, man, he got him so good.
0:11 He goes so deep.
0:12 STEELO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14 HOST: He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:15 STEELO: Hey!
0:15 Hey!
0:16 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He got fired, though.
0:19 ROB: Yeah, he did.
0:19 Been wasting straws too much.
0:21 ROB: Yeah.
0:22 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] OK, look,
0:26 it's been a while since I've just jumped
0:29 towards somebody and expected them to catch me.
0:31 Yeah.
0:32 ROB: I don't remember the last time.
0:33 Do you remember the last time thatā that you ran towards someone,
0:37 and jumped at them, and they caught you?
0:39 STEELO: I've never done that.
0:40 I mean, you say, don't trust anyone.
0:42 Yeah.
0:43 You used to say that.
0:44 Youā you used to say that.
0:45 Don't trust anyone.
0:46 And that's one of the main reasons, people are weak.
0:49 Like, actually jumping.
0:50 Like, maybe I'll do a trust fall, like lean back.
0:52 ROB: OK.
0:53 But I don't even do that for real.
0:54 I know, but what about you catching somebody?
0:56 I'll do it with my son.
0:57 I'll do it with Zayn.
0:58 ROB: I mean, butā- With my girl.
0:59 Like, when will weā when does it end?
1:03 Hopefully soon.
1:03 ROB: Yeah.
1:04 I can't take this anymore.
1:05 Just thought about it.
1:06 ROB: Yeah.
1:07 He's getting pretty big.
1:08 That's it.
1:08 Like, at some point, you're gonna let him down.
1:10 You know what I'm saying?
1:11 Like, you're gonna to be like, oh, no, I still got it.
1:14 And no.
1:15 I hope not.
1:16 Joking.
1:16 Just joking.
1:17 It's just the case.
1:18 Youā when you jump towards somebody, you got to trust their strength.
1:21 Everybody in this category, they shouldn't have done it.
1:23 Take a look at Trust Bails.
1:25 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Oh.
1:32 Oh, OK.
1:33 I don't like it.
1:34 LOLO: This is messed up.
1:34 ROB: Oh, man.
1:35 Set him up.
1:36 STEELO: Oh, that was a real wall.
1:37 Set him off.
1:38 Just in case you wanted to know, it was not a couch.
1:40 It was a wall, guys.
1:41 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Yikes.
1:43 LOLO: They're just messed up.
1:44 Superman.
1:44 He was so happy to trust him.
1:45 ROB: He reallyā listen, he's just, like, just so happy to be in the TikToks.
1:49 STEELO: Yeah, you guys are great.
1:50 ROB: Oh, I can be in?
1:51 Oh, OK.
1:51 Iā [LAUGHTER] Oh.
1:56 Oh.
1:57 Oh, man.
1:58 They broke up on that dance.
1:59 ROB: That's it.
2:00 This is just a life of bad relationships.
2:02 STEELO: I don't know why they're not working.
2:04 ROB: Yeah.
2:04 CHILD: Eee!
2:05 The signs were all there.
2:06 ROB: Uh-oh.
2:07 OK.
2:09 Oh, that justā let him down.
2:11 STEELO: He didn't even drop theā you can
2:12 always tell cause that second legā Butt goes down.
2:14 That second leg go right there.
2:16 You want toā yeah.
2:17 ROB: Yeah, he knew you weren't there for him.
2:18 He could call that body.
2:20 LOLO: Hilarious.
2:20 Don't trust a man.
2:21 Trust in the Lord.
2:23 Oh, yes.
2:24 Trust in the Lord.
2:25 ROB: Oh, man, did she say that?
2:26 Yeah.
2:26 Don't trust the man.
2:27 Trust the Lord.
2:27 What?
2:28 Like, don't trust you?
2:30 How was I trusting you?
2:31 ROB: It was trusting you.
2:32 You weren't trusting him.
2:33 And what's God got to do with this right now?
2:35 Don't trust a man.
2:37 Trust in the Lord.
2:38 Trust in the Lord.
2:39 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, yeah.
2:42 LOLO: Oh.
2:43 I'll tell you like this, myā the thing I hate most in life
2:45 in videos is when they look to the camera and say, be quiet.
2:48 Oh, I hate you.
2:49 I hate you as a person.
2:50 It's just you two.
2:51 STEELO: What are you talking about?
2:53 [LAUGHTER] Shh.
2:55 ROB: Don't text her.
2:56 STEELO: What?
2:57 Why do this.
2:59 ROB: Oh.
3:00 [LAUGHTER] Goddamn.
3:03 STEELO: You got toā yeah.
3:04 LOLO: Like, the jump to the back toe?
3:06 Yeah, that's why your toe hurts.
3:07 STEELO: But his toe don't really hurt.
3:09 Also, forget your toe.
3:10 ROB: Man, oh, did youā You just dropped your girl.
3:12 The toe does not matter.
3:13 ROB: Nice.
3:14 LOLO: Oh, he didn't evenā she didn't land on it.
3:15 STEELO: He got to pretend.
3:16 LOLO: Yeah.
3:17 ROB: Oh.
3:17 LOLO: Oh.
3:17 STEELO: They both got hurt.
3:18 ROB: I was hurting.
3:19 I couldn't save you.
3:20 There you have it for Trust Bails.
3:23 [CHEERING] You know, I don'tā I don't know who makes laws.
3:28 [LAUGHTER] LOLO: They do.
3:32 [BLEEP], that was so good.
3:34 No, no, just had to, like, go through.
3:37 Like, who does make them?
3:39 I guess people vote on them.
3:41 [LAUGHTER] But somebody needs to figure out a way
3:45 to outlaw putting your fingers in somebody's mouth without their approval.
3:49 You know what I'm saying?
3:50 Approval part.
3:50 Yeah, yeah, for sure.
3:51 Approval part.
3:52 You know, causeā Oh, just, like, one of those.
3:54 That'sā like, right now, like, someone,
3:56 runs up on you in the streets and fingers your faceā Oh, man.
3:59 ROB: --there is nothingā Fingers, my face.
4:02 Like, keeps it in there a little bit.
4:03 Keeps it in there is crazy.
4:05 What are you doing to this guy?
4:06 No, stop it!
4:07 Yeah.
4:08 Please, stop!
4:09 Oh, I mean, you're pinned up against a wall.
4:12 STEELO: Pinned up against a wall?
4:14 What positions are you guys putting yourselves in?
4:16 Oh, man, just saying, like, there's no repercussions.
4:19 No, you got to fight that person.
4:20 I don't thinkā I'm reporting this guy twice.
4:23 [LAUGHTER] Oh, [BLEEP].
4:26 No no, man.
4:27 No charges.
4:28 No charges.
4:30 Everybody in this category all deserves to go to jail.
4:33 Take a look at Finger Felony.
4:35 [CHEERING] STEELO: Oh, it'sā that was a felony.
4:37 LOLO: It's a felony.
4:38 STEELO: It's a felony.
4:40 ROB: Oh, man.
4:41 Oh, oh, man.
4:43 STEELO: Your mouth was open for a while.
4:45 Like, what did you want from us?
4:46 ROB: When you let the mouth close and then you touched tonsilā LOLO: Ugh.
4:50 STEELO: It's not right.
4:51 ROB: --you should go to jail.
4:52 STEELO: Yeah.
4:53 MAN: Thomas.
4:54 ROB: Aw.
4:55 MAN: Boop.
4:57 STEELO: He ain't like that.
4:57 ROB: No.
4:58 STEELO: That's a grumpy old man right there.
5:00 Oh, man, we cut it off.
5:02 He jumped at her, and he looked like he worked too.
5:04 He was tired from work.
5:05 ROB: That's it.
5:06 STEELO: He was like, oh, man.
5:07 Long day.
5:08 Hey, hey.
5:08 ROB: Whoa, whoa.
5:10 You know better than that.
5:11 STEELO: Stop playing with me.
5:12 I ain't that type of dog.
5:14 Oh.
5:15 Oh, what the hell is that?
5:18 Oh, is that a littleā Oh my gosh.
5:20 She's talking to her boyfriend.
5:22 She ain't got one.
5:23 That's what's going on here.
5:24 She's like, you're ruining our girl's night.
5:26 To convince somebody to drop them out,
5:29 it's like, that's way moreā That's premeditated.
5:31 Yeah, it's double homicide.
5:32 It's doubleā [UPBEAT MUSIC] LOLO: Oh, nana.
5:35 STEELO: No.
5:36 ROB: Oh, not nana.
5:37 Oh, whoa.
5:38 ROB: Oh, man, you hitā Grandma used to be a freak.
5:40 ROB: Man.
5:42 For her to go into that immediately is insane.
5:44 It's an immediate reaction.
5:46 That's not good.
5:47 Nana, Nana snapped back to '38 when she wasā She at that snap back.
5:51 [LAUGHTER] ROB: And she was running a few.
5:54 STEELO: They're taking my temp again.
5:56 [SHOUTS] ROB: [SHOUTS] Crazy.
6:02 ROB: Oh, you saw the victim.
6:03 STEELO: He got forever.
6:04 ROB: You see the victim.
6:05 LOLO: Oh, no.
6:05 ROB: You see the victim.
6:07 Born to poke.
6:09 Oh, here he is.
6:10 Oh.
6:11 STEELO: Don't do him like that.
6:13 ROB: Oh, pick the weapon.
6:14 STEELO: Man.
6:16 LOLO: He's like, which finger?
6:17 STEELO: Yeah, it's gonna fit better.
6:19 Oh.
6:19 Oh.
6:20 No.
6:21 STEELO: Oh, no.
6:22 Not again.
6:23 Just a little tappy tap.
6:24 It's still assault.
6:25 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." Oh, no.
6:29 It's crazy.
6:30 OK, so youā you know, you did some work on Punked?
6:33 Yeah.
6:33 ROB: You know what I mean?
6:34 Was that fun?
6:35 Did you enjoy it?
6:36 Yeah, it was.
6:37 That was my first acting job.
6:40 I got to punk people like Katie Holmes and, gosh,
6:43 Usher, Missy Elliott, Tommy Lee.
6:45 Pretty cool.
6:46 LOLO: You know what was good, is I had just moved out from North Carolina.
6:50 And I didn't know a lot about anything.
6:52 ROB: Yeah.
6:53 To be honest.
6:54 I mean, I didn't know celebrities.
6:55 I just wasn't in that world.
6:57 And so I was genuinely just treating
6:59 them like normal people because I didn't care.
7:02 They are normal.
7:03 I didn't know the world yet.
7:04 Not even Tommy Lee?
7:06 Tommy Lee, I knew.
7:07 Do you know what happened there?
7:09 He wound up asking Ashley, he was like, hey, can weā can I get her number?
7:13 And I was like, I'm supposed to be making him mad.
7:15 STEELO: Yeah.
7:16 And it didn'tā like, nothing I did could work.
7:19 Tommy Lee's getting worked up no matter what direction,
7:21 no matter what direction you go.
7:23 STEELO: Yeah.
7:24 They tried to punk me one time, and it did notā was unsuccessful.
7:28 Did you know?
7:29 I thought I was being robbed.
7:31 You know what I mean?
7:32 Like, I thought it was a setup trying to rob me.
7:34 And then, like, the lighting was all bright.
7:36 I'm like, look at this [BLEEP] lighting.
7:38 I just didn't know what was going on.
7:40 Then they came out and said, we're sorry we tried to punk you.
7:43 So they did not get very far with you.
7:45 ROB: They did not punk me.
7:46 They did rob him after.
7:47 [LAUGHTER] They pinned me down.
7:50 STEELO: It got crazy.
7:52 But, yeah, it was a surreal experience which
7:55 Iā I have an appreciation for highly-produced pranking.
8:00 That's good.
8:01 ROB: Everybody in this category, they certainly aren't gonna get punked either.
8:05 Take a look at Punk'd Proof.
8:07 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, no.
8:13 [LAUGHTER] I'm gonna set you up.
8:17 Oh, here it is.
8:19 Debbie.
8:20 Oh, sheā look.
8:21 See eyed that camera straight away.
8:24 [SHOUTING] HOST: That's awesome.
8:28 That man definitely farted a little bit right there.
8:31 That man peed himself a little.
8:32 STEELO: He got so scared.
8:33 She's good too.
8:35 She peeped right away, saw the camera and was like, oh, OK.
8:39 ROB: Yeah, sheā yeah.
8:40 STEELO: Oh, OK.
8:41 I see what's going on here.
8:42 [SHOUTING] [LAUGHTER] So good.
8:48 ROB: Oh, boy.
8:49 [UPBEAT MUSIC] HOST: Oh, no.
8:51 WOMAN: [SHOUTS] STEELO: That would do it, though.
8:54 You don't mess with a girl in camo.
8:55 STEELO: Yeah, man.
8:56 She's surviving.
8:57 You can only do murder in that mask.
8:58 ROB: That's it.
8:59 This is a murder mask.
9:01 WOMAN: Ah!
9:02 STEELO: She gave him a straight right too.
9:04 [LAUGHS] That's so good.
9:07 ROB: Oh.
9:08 Oh, let's mess with the trash guy.
9:09 HOST: Oh.
9:10 ROB: Wa!
9:10 STEELO: Oh.
9:11 HOST: Oh.
9:12 STEELO: You're at a disadvantage.
9:14 You got punched and slammed into the ground.
9:16 You might be dead.
9:17 ROB: Still in trash.
9:18 MAN: You knocked him out?
9:19 MAN: I kind of knocked him out, silly little [BLEEP].
9:21 STEELO: For real.
9:22 I think he's justā he's not moving.
9:23 ROB: He's dead.
9:24 STEELO: Hide the body.
9:25 ROB: He's out.
9:25 STEELO: Hide the body.
9:27 MAN: This it?
9:28 Yep.
9:28 Now what?
9:30 And now you stay there until it comes off the ceiling.
9:32 STEELO: No.
9:33 ROB: Ah, it's so hilarious.
9:35 Ah!
9:36 ROB: Oh, I guess you didn't think that one out, fella.
9:39 There you have it for Punk'd Proof.
9:42 [CHEERING] OK, getting depantsed HOST: Yeah.
9:48 Do people still do it?
9:49 I've never been depantsed.
9:51 Yeah, yeah.
9:52 I wasn't around the group that was doing that.
9:54 No, I think, likeā like, deep pantsing, like, happens in a small group.
9:58 It does.
9:58 ROB: You know what I mean?
9:59 Like, if you're not part of, like,
10:00 the type of people that would tolerate that, then it just doesn't happen to you.
10:03 STEELO: Yeah.
10:04 And then those that would tolerate it, they congregate.
10:06 They have aā They link up.
10:08 They get together.
10:08 They have respect for the non-pantsers.
10:10 They just stick together.
10:11 That's it.
10:11 And so you.
10:12 No, no, no.
10:13 You, you know?
10:14 Casting him out?
10:16 You're just depantsing each other.
10:18 Oh, you.
10:19 That's crazy.
10:20 But even those that love it and are excited to be depantsed,
10:23 there's still oftentimes where it is not the right time for it to happen.
10:28 That's like everybody in this category, Pantsed at the Worst Time.
10:32 HOST: Oh.
10:33 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] WOMAN: Pantsed.
10:36 STEELO: Oh, see?
10:36 HOST: Oh.
10:37 STEELO: She's there.
10:38 ROB: Oh, man.
10:39 HOST: Well, he's taking them all the way off.
10:41 STEELO: Why are you still pulling?
10:42 ROB: That's it.
10:43 That's it.
10:43 That's crazy.
10:44 I'm gonna get all the action.
10:46 HOST: That's a CND pants, right?
10:47 ROB: That's it.
10:48 I want to see all the meat.
10:50 STEELO: We're just booty hole right here.
10:51 Getā ROB: Oh, oh!
10:52 STEELO: Ball and booty hole.
10:53 He just touched that man balls a little bit, man.
10:55 He just gotā he touched that man a little bit.
10:57 Oh, man.
10:58 Oh, man.
10:59 Oh, oh.
11:00 STEELO: Right here?
11:01 Oh, oh.
11:01 STEELO: Actually didn't happened.
11:02 HOST: No, he went upā [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.
11:05 STEELO: I got a problem with that.
11:06 ROB: Man.
11:08 Oh, man, damn.
11:10 MAN: Oh.
11:10 STEELO: Oh.
11:11 HOST: Oh.
11:12 STEELO: First of all, that sound he made while he did that too.
11:15 [LAUGHTER] Did you hear him?
11:17 He can'tā he can't go that far.
11:20 He can't go that far.
11:21 But listen to him.
11:23 MAN: Oh.
11:24 ROB: Oh.
11:26 Dude, the timing was crazy.
11:28 ROB: Oh.
11:30 STEELO: In front of the police is insane.
11:32 [BLEEP] Yo, what?
11:34 [BLEEP] ROB: And he can't evenā STEELO: Man.
11:36 Then the police are like, we don't want no parts of this.
11:39 Yeah, cop said, just get in.
11:40 It's not my circle.
11:40 Just get in.
11:41 I don't know what you did yet, but just get in.
11:43 HOST: Let me save you.
11:44 ROB: Oh.
11:45 STEELO: All right.
11:46 MAN: What the [BLEEP]?
11:48 ROB: I'm out of here.
11:49 MAN: What the [BLEEP], dude?
11:51 I'm gonna handcuff it.
11:52 [LAUGHTER] Man, listen, nobody's going to jail tonight.
11:56 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] There's
12:01 all types of challenges out there in the world wide web,
12:05 all over the social media.
12:07 Yeah, who started the first challenge?
12:08 Who was the first challenge person?
12:10 I remember planking was early.
12:11 Planking.
12:12 But I don't know who was, like,
12:13 the firstā Mannequin Challenge just felt like it was kind of early.
12:15 What was the Mannequin Challenge?
12:17 "Black Beatles" with the Rae Sremmurd.
12:19 And everybody was real stillā Freezes.
12:21 --as they went around.
12:22 And the whole room would be still.
12:23 Yeah, yeah.
12:24 Maybe, like, an arm wrestle was the first, though.
12:26 Oh, you saidā that wasn't the internet.
12:28 You just said the first challenge in life?
12:29 Challenge!
12:30 You mean like a duel?
12:31 No.
12:33 Challenge, yes.
12:34 Oh, man.
12:35 She's like, arm wrestling had to be the first thing.
12:37 If we're talking about the very first, it was probably a staring contest.
12:40 Yeah, for sure.
12:41 Don't blink.
12:43 Didn't even know he was doing it.
12:44 [LAUGHTER] Just trying to find out who you were.
12:46 [LAUGHTER] LOLO: Look into my soul [BLEEP].
12:49 Man, I'm justā I'm feeling good about that.
12:52 [LAUGHTER] You feel like you actually cracked it.
12:56 ROB: I feel like I just went through the history of man.
12:59 Oh, man.
13:00 Well, look, this category right here is all people being
13:02 challenged by things that they have no chance of ever winning.
13:05 Take a look at No Win Challenges.
13:08 [CHEERING] What's up, guys?
13:12 Me and my nephew would like to do a challenge.
13:15 If he can copy what I do, I'm gonna give him $100 bread.
13:19 ROB: $100, OK.
13:22 Take a sip.
13:24 All right, take a sip.
13:26 Easy.
13:27 WOMAN: You got this.
13:31 Oh.
13:32 Oh, that was good.
13:34 Tricky dicky.
13:35 Tricky dicky.
13:37 CHILD: 5.
13:37 WOMAN: 5.
13:38 ROB: 5.
13:39 CHILD: 6.
13:40 Getting a littleā getting a little feeling to it.
13:44 ROB: Oh, man.
13:46 I thought his hair was in the trees, bro.
13:47 ROB: Man.
13:48 I thought hisā hey, I couldn't even see that at first.
13:51 It was blended in.
13:53 ROB: Hot ayo.
13:54 STEELO: He hate jokes too.
13:56 [LAUGHS] ROB: He really does.
13:58 STEELO: Somebody getting in trouble for real.
14:00 ROB: They all knew it.
14:01 [CHATTER] Oh.
14:02 MAN: Hey.
14:04 Think he does it.
14:05 ROB: Pretty good shot.
14:07 Hi.
14:08 MAN: Woo, hoo.
14:09 ROB: Oh, OK.
14:11 Pause it, pause it, pause.
14:13 Listen, the dopey little fella coming in, like, he's just likeā- My turn.
14:16 Man.
14:17 Oh, of course, let me get on in here and give it my best.
14:19 And they knew he would.
14:20 ROB: They did.
14:21 They waited on him.
14:22 ROB: Oh.
14:24 LOLO: Oh.
14:25 ROB: Oh!
14:26 Boy, he broke his toe.
14:27 Broken toe and broken spirit.
14:30 OK, I mean, how would you rate, on a scale of 1 to 10,
14:34 the meanness of, someone's about to sit down,
14:38 you pull the seat out, and let them just hit the ground?
14:40 That's 10.
14:41 ROB: That's a 10.
14:42 It's a violation.
14:43 Or it's just immaturity.
14:45 Like, at a certain age, you stop that.
14:47 It's cute until you're like, I think eight or nine.
14:49 Man, wow.
14:50 LOLO: I don't even think it'sā You don't think at, like,
14:52 eight or nine, it's just, the kid's like, oh, that's funny.
14:54 I mean, I think about my son doing it right now.
14:56 You know better.
14:57 You know what I mean?
14:58 If you were eight years old, you're out of pocket.
15:00 STEELO: You know, doing it to an adult is crazy.
15:01 But I think to their other peers at school and stuff, that's gonna happen, no?
15:04 I don't know.
15:05 But I feel like you got to learn it from somewhere.
15:07 Yeah, my dad didn't do it or my mom didn't do it.
15:08 ROB: Yeah.
15:09 You don't learn it at home.
15:09 Movies.
15:10 What you don't do is learn it at home.
15:11 ROB: That's it.
15:12 So it's likeā it's like that one bad influence that's like, check this out.
15:15 It sticks with you forever?
15:16 And then that's it.
15:17 Then you're like, oh, that was amazing to see that person so upset and hurt.
15:21 Let me go do it myself.
15:23 But sometimes, it happens and kids don't even know they do it.
15:27 That is all the kids in this category, Tiny Seat Swipers.
15:31 Take a look.
15:32 See?
15:32 He's a natural.
15:33 He just accidentally funny.
15:35 LOLO: Natural reaction?
15:35 ROB: That's it.
15:36 STEELO: OK.
15:37 LOLO: With a baby?
15:38 STEELO: That's a baby now.
15:39 He has a baby.
15:40 You should know better.
15:41 He don't want siblings.
15:41 I don't want siblings.
15:42 I told you this.
15:43 I don't like this guy.
15:44 STEELO: Yeah.
15:45 ROB: Can't get mad at him.
15:46 You're not even sure he understands.
15:48 It feels like a fake baby.
15:50 STEELO: It does.
15:50 It does.
15:51 The baby never moves.
15:53 Never moves or anything.
15:55 ROB: Oh, here he goes.
15:56 Mom, what you doing, Momma?
15:58 LOLO: Oh my god.
15:59 Do, do, do.
16:01 He's just likeā like a choo, choo train coming through.
16:04 But he's into design, I feel like.
16:05 He's just like, this chair belongs over here.
16:08 The Feng Shui is off.
16:09 CHILD: Oh.
16:10 [LAUGHTER] Oh, funniest thing he's ever seen.
16:15 ROB: Oh, look at me, little baby.
16:17 OK, not the baby laying down.
16:20 LOLO: And she used the baby to get up.
16:21 You almost cut that baby's head off.
16:23 One step over, that baby's done.
16:26 That baby is done.
16:27 Playing with danger.
16:28 ROB: You got lucky.
16:30 STEELO: Sheā why is she stressed?
16:31 She's like, I'm telling you, girl, that's quit.
16:33 The job's dangerous.
16:36 Uh-oh.
16:37 Oh, man.
16:38 Setting you up.
16:39 You trying to reset it.
16:41 STEELO: Yeah.
16:42 ROB: Oh.
16:43 LOLO: Ooh.
16:43 STEELO: Man.
16:44 Oh.
16:45 LOLO: Why would youā- What's wrong with you?
16:46 What's wrong with you.
16:48 And he just feels set up.
16:50 There you have it for Tiny Seat Swipers.
16:53 [APPLAUSE] How do you guys feel about snakes?
16:58 I don't trust them.
17:00 They're cool.
17:00 ROB: Yeah, sit in the middle?
17:01 You know, like, if somebody played a prank on you and, like,
17:04 put a snake in your bed when you came home,
17:06 when you were going to bed, like, would you think that was just straight LOL?
17:12 No, I probably would know it's not real.
17:14 I'd be like, how a snake get in the house?
17:16 First of all, it's crazy.
17:17 ROB: Yeah.
17:18 But I've held snakes and stuff.
17:19 Like, I don't have a problem with snakes.
17:20 ROB: OK.
17:21 I'm justā yeah, if you surprise me with any animal, though, I might get scared.
17:24 ROB: Yeah.
17:24 Why he here?
17:25 Hey, that's very vulnerable of you.
17:27 STEELO: OK, thanks.
17:29 I'll get scared.
17:30 Like, if somebody put aā pranked you with a fake snake in your bed,
17:33 how would youā I'm screaming.
17:34 But she's in Arizona.
17:36 Yeah.
17:36 That makes sense inā It's common.
17:38 It's real life.
17:39 ROB: Yeah.
17:40 But I think, like, even if it was fake,
17:41 the risk to not be scared, it's too grave.
17:43 Yeah.
17:43 LOLO: You know?
17:44 You're right.
17:45 You don't have thatā that wiggle room.
17:47 I'm tough.
17:47 ROB: Yeah.
17:48 I just saw a video of a dude being
17:50 tough because they had brought a snake over to him, being tough the whole time.
17:53 And he thought it was fake the whole time.
17:55 And at the very end, it was real.
17:57 And then he started crying.
17:58 ROB: OK.
17:58 Or, like, screaming, and yelling, and running.
18:00 ROB: I thought you were going to be like, it bit his neck.
18:02 STEELO: No, no.
18:03 ROB: Like, yeah, like something insane.
18:04 He's like, I'm gangster.
18:05 ROB: Yeah.
18:06 He took it.
18:07 Look, there's some people, that it don't matter what it is,
18:10 the fake snake gets near them and they lose their minds.
18:13 That's everybody getting pranked with these Fake Snakes.
18:16 Take a look.
18:17 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, there it is.
18:22 Oh.
18:24 Don't try to come at me with, like, some sort of bad version of a fake snake.
18:29 Oh, man, that's gonna get him, get him real good.
18:32 STEELO: That's not even that big.
18:33 ROB: I mean, I wouldn't evenā WOMAN: Ah!
18:34 ROB: Wait.
18:35 STEELO: Oh, no, bro.
18:36 ROB: Like, you're really gonna panic like that?
18:37 STEELO: Yeah.
18:39 ROB: Little garden.
18:40 She's not safe, I'll tell you that much.
18:41 This is her man?
18:42 [SHOUTING] ROB: Man, she is stronger than the boys.
18:46 She panicked, but she didn't move.
18:47 STEELO: Yeah.
18:48 ROB: She stomped.
18:49 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, man.
18:52 ROB: Oh, man.
18:53 STEELO: Oh, man.
18:54 Lookā look at the way he run.
18:55 He would never survive, first of all.
18:56 ROB: No.
18:57 If that thing was realā ROB: It's hard for me to believe that he even said,
19:00 yes, I'll take theā I'll take the risk.
19:02 I'll do the job.
19:03 STEELO: He's the dad.
19:03 ROB: That's a man that would die by a snake bite every time.
19:05 For sure.
19:06 [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: What?
19:10 What?
19:11 ROB: What?
19:12 What?
19:13 STEELO: They filming you and laughing.
19:14 Just don't evenā Ah!
19:16 ROB: Ah.
19:17 Oh.
19:18 STEELO: Oh, y'all playing around, bruh.
19:20 That's a real lunch.
19:22 And that's expensive, glass tupperware.
19:24 ROB: Man.
19:25 STEELO: She had five hard-boiled eggs.
19:27 What is she a snake?
19:28 Is she a snake?
19:29 No, man.
19:30 MAN: Don't go.
19:33 ROB: Ah.
19:34 You want to see a pure gangster?
19:35 STEELO: Oh, man.
19:36 He'll kill one of y'all before he die.
19:38 LOLO: He didn't pass the gangster check.
19:40 ROB: Oh.
19:41 STEELO: Oh, man.
19:42 LOLO: Oh.
19:43 STEELO: Oh, man.
19:44 Oh, man.
19:45 Listen, real or not, the fear was in him.
19:48 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] OK,
19:53 either of you ever own a leaf blower?
19:56 I thinkā yeah, we just bought one recently.
19:58 ROB: Good.
19:59 HOST: I'm terrified of leaf blowers.
20:00 ROB: Why?
20:01 Because I wasā it's so random.
20:04 I was filming a movie in Birmingham, Alabama.
20:06 I was staying at this haunted hotel.
20:08 And I would get woken up at all times of the night,
20:12 like, 3:00, 4:00, 6:00, of a loud leaf blower.
20:17 And I was like, one morning, I called downstairs.
20:19 And I was like, can you tell whoever's leaf blowing right now to stop?
20:24 Because it's, like, really early and I have to be up for work.
20:27 And they're like, oh, there's nobody outside.
20:29 And so I think it was a ghost.
20:31 Why are you sitting in a haunted hotel to begin with?
20:33 Well, that's whereā it was aā It was a horror movie?
20:36 No, but it was like an independent film, so I had to stay there.
20:39 OK.
20:39 That's where they put me.
20:40 And it's alsoā They tell you it was haunted?
20:42 Or did you come up withā Well,
20:43 after they told me that there was nobody downstairs,
20:47 I Googled the hotel, and it is haunted.
20:50 There's a woman that died there and her dog.
20:52 People would see, like, her dog running in the hallway.
20:54 Listen, I hate to say this, but you're
20:56 gonna be terrified for this whole category.
20:58 [LAUGHTER] Gonna trigger [BLEEP] out of you.
21:00 I mean, you're about to getā this is like a triple trigger because,
21:03 like, this is, like, all people being scared by leaf blowers.
21:07 So it's like, you see people being scared
21:10 while getting scared hearing the sound that scares you.
21:13 You might explode right now.
21:15 STEELO: Yeah.
21:15 Take a look at the category, Prank Blowers.
21:19 Ah.
21:20 Ah.
21:21 [APPLAUSE] [ROCK MUSIC] Oh.
21:25 Ah.
21:26 Oh, oh, oh.
21:27 STEELO: Don't do that to my dog.
21:29 ROB: Man, he justā STEELO: Man, he came at him quick too.
21:32 Trying to catch a nap, and them dentures went flying.
21:35 STEELO: Outā oh, he just popped out so quick.
21:37 HOST: Oh.
21:38 STEELO: He thought he was in space.
21:40 [LAUGHTER] Oh.
21:42 That was crazy.
21:44 ROB: Oh, oh.
21:45 STEELO: Oh.
21:45 ROB: Oh.
21:47 STEELO: Boy got out like he been at war before.
21:48 Oh, man.
21:49 Look, he's hurt.
21:49 Look, it's like a bazooka.
21:50 STEELO: Yeah.
21:51 HOST: It is.
21:53 ROB: Oh, oh.
21:55 [LAUGHTER] Oh.
21:57 STEELO: Oh, man.
21:58 Oh, man.
22:00 ROB: Oh, OK.
22:01 Oh, man.
22:02 Injury, you think he's going to stop?
22:03 He's going to stop everything?
22:05 ROB: Look, heā- Keep going.
22:06 You faking.
22:07 You faking.
22:08 Like, no, this man, like, really broke his ankle.
22:09 Tore something.
22:11 [WHIRRING] ROB: Oh, calm down, Betty.
22:15 Calm down, Betty.
22:17 STEELO: She put a rubber on it?
22:18 Oh.
22:19 Oh, man.
22:19 ROB: Yeah, man.
22:20 STEELO: Took it to the mouth.
22:21 Oh, man, just assaulted her.
22:22 STEELO: Man.
22:23 ROB: It went from all fun to just straight assault.
22:26 [BABBLES] Oh.
22:27 Oh, [BLEEP].
22:28 Oh, boy.
22:29 I hate to say it, but I like that.
22:31 I just turned on.
22:32 I've been in a long time.
22:34 Legs went up.
22:36 [WHIRRING] MAN: Couple ofā HOST: OK, that wasā ROB: Oh, man.
22:43 Bros just know how to bro so hard.
22:45 OK, when we think about pranks, we usually think about them being mean.
22:49 You know what I mean?
22:50 But you can do sweet pranks.
22:52 You know what I mean?
22:53 Yeah, you know, you tap on your wife's shoulder,
22:55 she turns around, you kiss her right on the lips.
22:58 Aw.
22:59 ROB: I'm a sweet pranker.
23:00 Yeah.
23:01 One time for Valentine's,
23:02 I presented her 12 pairs of Uggs in the shape of a heart
23:06 with roses in all of them because I told her I didn't like Uggs.
23:09 STEELO: Yeah.
23:10 ROB: You know what I mean?
23:11 I felt bad, so I surprised her with her Uggs filled with flowers.
23:16 Very sweet.
23:17 Well, look, this category right here is
23:19 all people getting the sweetest of pranks.
23:21 Take a look at Sweet Pranks.
23:24 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Does my shirt smell like fish to you?
23:30 ROB: Oh.
23:31 Stop!
23:32 Stop!
23:33 ROB: Oh, man.
23:35 Like, what emotionā like, why is this particular prank just,
23:40 likeā like, his breaking point?
23:43 You know what I mean?
23:44 --smell like fish to you?
23:47 Stop!
23:48 Oh my god.
23:49 HOST: He said he does it all the time.
23:50 Oh my god.
23:51 WOMAN: Hey, babe.
23:52 Catch it, I'll buy it for you.
23:53 Ooh.
23:54 WOMAN: [CHUCKLES] Hey, catch it.
23:56 I'll buy it for you.
23:57 [LAUGHTER] Momo, why you keep throwing this baby stuff.
24:00 WOMAN: Think.
24:03 Momo, you're not pregnant.
24:05 WOMAN: Yeah, I am.
24:06 Are you serious?
24:07 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Likeā- Cause he was happy.
24:10 OK, yeah.
24:11 I didn't know what he was going to say at first.
24:14 Momo, you're not pregnant.
24:15 WOMAN: Yeah, I am.
24:16 Are you serious?
24:19 I love you so.
24:20 Whatā like, where did he go?
24:22 He picked her up.
24:23 Picked her up and ran her through Walmart.
24:25 [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] HOST: He or she, whatā ROB: He or she.
24:31 Oh my lord.
24:32 WOMAN: [YELLS] ROB: Oh, surprise.
24:34 STEELO: OK.
24:36 MAN: What was it?
24:37 STEELO: Whoa.
24:38 Oh, no.
24:39 We're not having it anymore.
24:41 Man, what was it?
24:42 Is the baby not here anymore?
24:43 ROB: Oh, man.
24:45 MAN: What was it?
24:45 WOMAN: No, no, no.
24:46 WOMAN: That was the dummy one.
24:48 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.
24:53 Oh.
24:53 STEELO: It's not even their day?
24:54 I thought it was their day, at least.
24:56 ROB: Yeah.
24:57 I thought they were pranking them.
24:58 It was like, no.
24:59 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Well, this is awkward.
25:01 One of us is gonna have to change.
25:03 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, man.
25:06 ROB: Oh, man.
25:07 Oh my god, I love it.
25:08 I do love it too.
25:09 ROB: I just love it.
25:10 Man, it's like, you just know,
25:11 if we could see the rest of her, she's got a gun on her.
25:13 STEELO: For sure.
25:15 Every day in this red shirt and his mustache.
25:18 STEELO: Is he the head of security at Target?
25:20 Like, who is he?
25:21 Sit like what?
25:21 HOST: With a red shirt?
25:23 Who's allowed to carry a gun and have a red t-shirt?
25:26 Yeah, it's so weird.
25:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: Oh.
25:30 Oh, man.
25:33 [APPLAUSE] That kiss forever will drop you right to your knees.
25:37 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK,
25:42 I've done some serious pranks in my day.
25:44 OK.
25:45 You know what I mean?
25:46 Some ones that were OK, someā some that were public.
25:49 I faked, like, got arrested on robbing big with my mom.
25:52 Oh, man.
25:53 You know what I mean?
25:54 And she cried.
25:55 Yes.
25:56 ROB: I still feel bad about it, saying it out loud again.
25:59 But one time, I fakedā like, I had my teeth knocked out.
26:05 When I was dating someone, I was meeting her parents.
26:08 So I told her my teeth were knocked out, my two front teeth.
26:11 But I had gotten one of those, like,
26:13 fake things that makes it look like your teeth are knocked out.
26:15 Yeah.
26:16 And so then I carried all the way through, pickā pick me up at the airport.
26:20 I can't evenā STEELO: Yeah.
26:22 Can't evenā I just flashed it, and she was like, oh my god, it's OK.
26:25 Likeā STEELO: Yeah.
26:26 And so the whole time, I'm like, I shouldn't have come.
26:28 I shouldn't have come, like,
26:30 all the way to the house to then when we go in to meet.
26:34 She's like, hey, I'm so sorry.
26:36 Like, thisā but it's like,
26:37 he got his teeth knocked out and I hadā and I just was like,
26:40 you know, just kidding Oh, really?
26:42 ROB: Gotcha.
26:42 Yeah, yeah.
26:43 But it didn't go over that great.
26:45 No, at all.
26:46 ROB: Like, nobody'sā like, to me, genius.
26:49 Genius.
26:50 You're willing to play the long game and go
26:52 through the whole thing only to be like, just kidding.
26:54 Committed.
26:55 I'm a hunk.
26:56 I'm a hunk.
26:57 ROB: Just kidding.
26:58 Look who your daughter's dating, this fool, you know.
27:01 Instead, it was likeā it just created confusion.
27:04 And then, ultimately, like, this dude's a loser.
27:06 You know what I mean?
27:07 And they might have been right at the time.
27:09 They might have been right.
27:10 But, look, the thing is, when you get somebody, it feels great.
27:14 That's everybody in this category, Got 'Em.
27:17 HOST: Got 'Em.
27:18 [CHEERING] Got it.
27:20 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] ROB: It's ladies night.
27:25 [UPBEAT MUSIC]- Hey.
27:27 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.
27:29 Gotcha.
27:31 Gotcha.
27:31 Gotcha.
27:32 Yeah, you know you're doing it for sure.
27:34 Man, he got him so good.
27:35 He goes so deep on it.
27:36 STEELO: Yeah.
27:37 HOST: He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:38 STEELO: Hey!
27:39 Hey!
27:39 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He got fired, though.
27:43 He's been wasting straws too much.
27:45 ROB: That's it.
27:46 Here we go.
27:47 You take somebody out.
27:49 Got him.
27:50 [LAUGHTER] [SHOUTING] Oh my god!
27:55 Oh my god.
27:56 STEELO: Oh my Lord.
27:58 Nutmegged him and took his soul.
27:59 STEELO: That a little popsicle?
28:00 HOST: Oh.
28:01 ROB: Man, lost his popsicle.
28:03 Nutmeg.
28:04 HOST: Oh, whoa.
28:05 Nutmeg to a tailbone break, man.
28:08 Now you're on TikTok.
28:09 ROB: This man better run.
28:11 MAN: You want a cookie?
28:13 Yeah.
28:13 ROB: Yeah.
28:14 [UPBEAT MUSIC] Thank you.
28:16 MAN: Nope.
28:18 [SHOUTING] ROB: I can't think of anything
28:22 more hilarious than teasing somebody on their deathbed.
28:25 And she also never smiled though, either.
28:26 ROB: No.
28:27 No.
28:27 He gave her the cookie back.
28:28 She was like, still not funny.
28:30 Still not funny.
28:31 WOMAN: What, are you teasing me?
28:32 ROB: What, are you teasing me?
28:34 You want me to put a wicked spell on you?
28:36 STEELO: I'm joking.
28:37 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] OK,
28:42 hot thing on the internet is to go to Foot Locker,
28:46 try on a pair of shoes, and act like you're running away.
28:49 I love that trend.
28:50 I love it too.
28:50 It's so funny.
28:51 It's amazing.
28:51 I mean, I got to believe that there's a lot of people that are just running,
28:55 and that they take the shoes.
28:56 But here's the thing, if I worked at Foot Locker, I'm not chasing anybody.
28:59 No.
28:59 You just got away.
29:00 I think it's a no-chase policy.
29:01 I'm likeā You're not supposed to chase people.
29:03 But they always chase them.
29:04 They always feel likeā HOST: That's crazy to me.
29:06 I'm going to save these Air Maxes.
29:07 For a little while, they had stopped giving out two pair of shoes, though.
29:10 They just only give out one shoe.
29:11 Ah.
29:12 HOST: Oh, so if you steal, you only have one.
29:14 You only got one.
29:14 That's in the hood, at least.
29:15 I knew that for a fact.
29:18 But then it's like, you go back and try it on and be like,
29:20 can I try on a left foot?
29:21 Yeah, my left foot look bigger than my right.
29:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can still get through on it.
29:25 And then it's so hard for the person to be like, oh, we don't do a double shoe.
29:29 STEELO: Yeah.
29:29 You feel like such a [BLEEP].
29:30 STEELO: Yeah.
29:30 You know what I mean?
29:31 You'd be like, oh, of course, of course.
29:32 Let's do both.
29:33 Gone.
29:35 This category right here is all the people playing the shoe prank.
29:37 Take a look at Test Run.
29:38 HOST: I loved it.
29:40 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: OK, now she might run.
29:44 ROB: Oh, man.
29:45 STEELO: I get her, though.
29:46 ROB: Oh, man, she's got likeā come on, she's only going to steal one?
29:49 STEELO: See?
29:50 She only got one shoe.
29:51 This is the hood.
29:52 See?
29:52 This is what happens.
29:53 One shoe only.
29:54 They give you one shoe.
29:56 She can sell it for half off, though.
29:57 ROB: Yeah.
29:58 STEELO: You can sell the one sneaker.
29:59 WOMAN: Yeah, I like these.
30:01 HOST: Yeah, I like these.
30:02 Yeah, I like these.
30:03 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, boy.
30:05 Got my Gucci sandals.
30:06 STEELO: Hell, yeah.
30:08 ROB: Man.
30:09 [LAUGHTER] Hey, what's wrong with you?
30:11 Oh, I was just testing them out.
30:12 He left his Gucci sandals?
30:14 You know they were fake.
30:15 HOST: You can't leave the Gucci sandals.
30:16 They cost more than the sneakers.
30:18 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Man, he ran out with the hook just in case?
30:22 Oh, man, this guy ain't running nowhere.
30:24 And these, like, Air Max '90s?
30:25 STEELO: I'm just a dad.
30:26 Trust me.
30:26 ROB: Man.
30:27 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Look at her running ability.
30:30 HOST: Is she close?
30:31 Like, when you catch them, what are you going to do, grab them?
30:33 I don't even think she works there.
30:34 Yeah, how'd you get hired here?
30:35 ROB: OK.
30:37 STEELO: OK.
30:37 ROB: Oh, hey.
30:38 Hey.
30:39 STEELO: Hey, hey.
30:40 ROB: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:42 Oh!
30:43 STEELO: Oh.
30:45 Not even funny.
30:46 That's what she get.
30:47 All fun and games till you break a tailbone.
30:50 OK, I'm not somebody thatā that really likes to get pranked.
30:52 Same.
30:53 And I always feel bad when people get pranked and it's,
30:56 like, something that's super messy, like it's a water prank.
31:00 It's some sort of slime, dirt.
31:03 Either of you ever been pranked in a messy
31:05 way that's just took the soul out of you?
31:07 Because I tell people I swing.
31:08 Yeah.
31:09 You got to warn them.
31:10 If you do it, it's on you what happens next.
31:13 ROB: Yeah, and it's like, look, somebody's got to believe that they can do it
31:16 and get away with it and that you'll laugh afterwards.
31:19 And if you set the tone, though, I won't laugh after or ever again,
31:23 like, you can put up a block around yourself.
31:26 That is not everybody in this category
31:28 because they're getting pranked and it is messy.
31:31 Take a look at Prank Messes.
31:33 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] This daughter.
31:38 STEELO: Way too happy.
31:40 ROB: And this is like the fear of, likeā [SHOUTING] Oh, man.
31:44 ROB: Man.
31:45 I don't hate the prank, though.
31:46 Man, like, this is the type of stuff
31:48 my daughter's going to do to my wife one day.
31:50 She also would know that's not wine if she drinks wine.
31:53 That's likeā HOST: That's true.
31:54 ROB: Well, I mean, maybe she drinks Kool-Aid.
31:55 STEELO: Yeah.
31:56 ROB: Come on.
31:56 STEELO: Come on, ma'am.
31:58 I don't judge the color of the wine.
31:59 If you're just grabbing wine at 3:00 PM, you know that's not the color.
32:02 I don't care if it's a little cherry.
32:04 I need a drink.
32:05 [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] Oh, boy, don'tā HOST: No.
32:08 STEELO: Don't play with mama like that.
32:10 ROB: She's already like, don't.
32:12 STEELO: Don't play with her likeā ROB: Don't.
32:14 HOST: She knows.
32:15 ROB: She don't trust him.
32:16 So, like, right here, this is the pranked ya.
32:20 STEELO: No, no, no, no.
32:22 [LAUGHTER] You poured all theā Yeah, it's a waterfall.
32:27 Oh, man.
32:28 He say, yeah, it's a water prank.
32:30 If you gotta explain the prank, it ain't a good prank.
32:33 No.
32:34 Aim too hard.
32:35 [ROCK MUSIC] ROB: OK.
32:36 Oh, OK.
32:37 MAN: An awful amount of stuff.
32:39 ROB: Oh, a little bit of stuff, is it?
32:41 [SHOUTING] [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh, man.
32:45 You can't prank her, and prank yourself, and prank the house.
32:48 Listen, it's not a prank when it's you,
32:50 and your house, and the wife, and the cat, the kids.
32:53 Mayo.
32:54 Ah!
32:55 HOST: Oh, OK.
32:56 [LAUGHTER] ROB: It's disgusting and not funny.
33:01 So you pranked old Sly.
33:02 You know what I mean?
33:03 Said Sistine was pregnant.
33:05 What happened?
33:06 What happened?
33:07 Well, I have to give credit to Scarlet and my mom.
33:09 They thought, while we're making a birthday cake for Sly,
33:13 let's put some babies on it and make it a gender reveal andā Yeah.
33:16 SOPHIA: It made sense.
33:17 Let's tell dad that Sistine is pregnant because she has a boyfriend.
33:21 He is not ready to be a grandfather anytime soon.
33:24 After I saw that reaction, I was likeā He actually sweat through his shirt,
33:27 which you can't tell on camera,
33:29 but we thought he was going to have a heart attack.
33:31 HOST: Oh, yeah.
33:31 No.
33:31 Hey, man.
33:32 That'd be horrible.
33:33 HOST: Yeah.
33:33 Happy birthday.
33:35 ROB: Man.
33:36 A prank ends in a heart attack?
33:37 That's crazy.
33:38 ROB: OK, this category right here is all people that are just Messing with Dad.
33:41 Take a look.
33:42 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, here he is.
33:49 Oh, the old cheese trick.
33:51 Oh.
33:52 [LAUGHTER] It's better that, though, thanā than salt.
33:55 I agree.
33:56 ROB: Look, he could shake that pizza off,
33:58 but look at how disappointed he is in his family,
34:01 his children, and ultimately, his life.
34:03 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Don't do it.
34:06 SCARLET: --the last thing he wants that day.
34:08 Don't do me with that!
34:09 SISTINE: No, wet Louis.
34:10 We got that when we were growing up.
34:12 That's not fun.
34:13 No.
34:14 Hey, when you're angry,
34:15 the last thing your body ever wants to feel is a wet finger in the ear.
34:18 That's the worst.
34:19 ROB: OK.
34:21 Oh, 3, 2ā STEELO: Oh, is that horrible?
34:25 Oh.
34:25 ROB: Oh.
34:26 STEELO: Oh, man.
34:27 He do got an egg head, in her defense.
34:30 They both organic eggs.
34:31 [LAUGHTER] HOST: Oh, she looks soā how could you be mad at that?
34:35 STEELO: He wants to be mad, but he knows.
34:36 ROB: No.
34:36 He knows.
34:37 Daddy's little girl.
34:38 Dad, what are you doing?
34:39 ROB: What's he doing?
34:40 MAN: I'm getting the stove out because
34:41 they're going to change the counters tomorrow.
34:43 Give me the flashlight, please.
34:45 OK.
34:46 ROB: Oh, just making it work.
34:48 Oh.
34:49 OK.
34:49 Oh, don't.
34:50 Don't.
34:53 STEELO: She picked that man up?
34:55 Oh my god!
34:56 He got air.
34:56 HOST: Oh my god.
34:57 STEELO: That man come up over his knee.
35:00 Right there.
35:01 He's like, nah, that's too deep.
35:02 It's too deep.
35:03 ROB: He's pissed.
35:04 That is real anger.
35:05 There you have it for Messing with Dad.
35:08 [APPLAUSE] All right, how would you feel if someone ran up on you
35:12 with a bucket of water and just drenched you?
35:15 I hate it.
35:16 That's like, don't getā don't get me wet.
35:18 Don't get my hair wet.
35:19 ROB: Yeah.
35:19 My face wet.
35:20 Nothing.
35:20 ROB: Like, if someone was like, hey, this would be super funny.
35:22 Lo will love this.
35:23 It's literally not funny at all.
35:25 Yeah, it's not funny.
35:26 We're scrapping.
35:26 What if you, like, won a game or something?
35:28 It was like a celebration, and, like,
35:29 you had done something great and they were like, to celebrateā- Yeah.
35:32 Obviously.
35:33 I can't even celebrate at that moment.
35:34 STEELO: Oh, man.
35:35 You're mad.
35:35 You're that mad afterwards.
35:36 I'm with you.
35:36 Yeah, to me, it would be like, I'd be OK if you got my hair and my shoulders.
35:40 But if you got jeans, then you get all heavy.
35:42 Yeah.
35:43 Wet socks?
35:43 That's it.
35:44 No.
35:44 And your drawers.
35:45 ROB: Oh my god.
35:46 Wet drawers is crazy.
35:47 Look, when I'm in my socks and I step in urineā Oh, man.
35:51 Oh, the urine that your cat leaves on the carpet?
35:53 ROB: Hey, when youā hey.
35:54 Yeah.
35:55 Last thing you want to see is feel the cool coldness and then see the stain.
36:00 Oh, it's the worst.
36:01 The yellow?
36:02 Man, it's not good.
36:03 It's not good.
36:04 Well, look, this category right here is people all getting attacked with water.
36:08 Take a look at Ambush Baths.
36:10 [CHEERING] Uh-oh.
36:15 Uh-oh.
36:17 Oh.
36:18 [ROCK MUSIC] LOLO: That's sin right there.
36:21 STEELO: Oh, he didn't want her to go out.
36:23 [SHOUTING] My lord.
36:27 ROB: How are you gonna trust him?
36:28 STEELO: What was that?
36:29 All of her bronzer ever?
36:30 What was this?
36:31 Man, what'd he hit her with, some cinnamon?
36:33 What we doing?
36:34 STEELO: Oh, it's stuck on her face.
36:36 ROB: Oh, you really going out with the girls?
36:37 Hmm.
36:38 We'll see about that.
36:41 CHILD: [SHOUTS] STEELO: Oh, you hear that scream?
36:44 He had kind of screamed before it ever touched him.
36:45 ROB: Did he?
36:46 He could just feel the vibe?
36:48 CHILD: [SCREAMS] Satan child.
36:51 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, no.
36:54 Oh, man.
36:55 Here it is.
36:56 STEELO: Boy, you ain't gotta swim.
36:57 Just walk.
36:58 Oh, no.
36:58 He don't know where he going.
36:59 ROB: Oh, I'm blind!
37:01 I'm blind!
37:02 I'll never understand why you'll allow your house to get so wet.
37:06 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness."
37:07 [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] Playing jokes on people, it's fun.
37:14 It's fun.
37:15 It's really fun when it works and you laugh, they laugh, everybody has a moment.
37:20 You know what I mean?
37:21 That's what it's about.
37:22 You know what I mean?
37:23 But so often, you attempt to do something funny, you know,
37:26 like a little something that you think will be cute, and it makes someone cry.
37:30 STEELO: Yeah.
37:30 ROB: You know what I mean?
37:31 That's the tough part.
37:32 It's rare to get the laugh.
37:34 The laugh is really for you.
37:35 Like, playing a joke on somebody is for yourself.
37:38 It's not for the other person.
37:40 But it should be for everyone.
37:41 It should be.
37:42 It should be, in theory.
37:44 ROB: And there is nothing worse than, like,
37:45 when you really come up with what is going to be incredibly funny.
37:48 STEELO: Yeah.
37:49 You know what I mean?
37:50 In that you know everybody's gonna enjoy it.
37:52 You're going to tell it for ages.
37:54 And then both your wife and children cry.
37:57 Yeah, for sure.
37:58 For sure.
37:59 ROB: Man, that's when it just didn't work out,
38:03 basically, like everyone in this category of Backfired Bits.
38:06 Take a look.
38:07 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, I got him.
38:13 You ready?
38:13 I'm gonna get him.
38:14 STEELO: Are they both looking for each other?
38:16 HOST: Yeah.
38:16 ROB: 1.
38:17 Ah!
38:18 ROB: Oh.
38:19 Oh, man.
38:20 Oh, man.
38:21 Look, he was planning.
38:22 He wasā had so much ready to go.
38:24 And then, like, ah.
38:25 They both just don't know.
38:26 ROB: That's it.
38:27 First one there wins?
38:28 STEELO: Yeah.
38:29 Ah!
38:29 [LAUGHTER] Honestly,
38:31 seeing someone that you weren't expecting to see that second is very scary.
38:35 Yeah.
38:36 ROB: It's also, like, the most timeless way to get somebody.
38:39 You know what I mean?
38:40 Yeah.
38:40 And I have certainly made my children cry multiple times
38:43 early on before I realized that kids don't like it.
38:45 You know what I mean.
38:47 [CHATTER] OK, here we go.
38:50 Get it on the ceiling fan.
38:52 Let'sā oh, man!
38:53 What?
38:55 Oh, science, it's so tricky.
38:57 How's that even possible?
38:58 Why is she so tired?
38:59 HOST: Whereā STEELO: How long have they been doing this?
39:02 WOMAN: Whoa.
39:03 ROB: Oh!
39:04 He threw it at himself.
39:06 Yeah.
39:07 Y'all got them brownie batter milkshakes?
39:10 MAN: No, we got an Oreo.
39:11 Ew, no.
39:12 ROB: Oh, no.
39:13 I'm out of here.
39:14 [HORN HONKING] Oh.
39:16 STEELO: Oh.
39:17 ROB: Oh.
39:18 STEELO: Oh.
39:19 ROB: It's not so funny when you reverse into an accident.
39:22 Have you ever worked with somebody that was super annoying?
39:26 I don't know anyone who has never not experiencedā STEELO:
39:30 That's part of a job, isn't it?
39:31 ROB: Like, imagineā imagine if you had a job,
39:33 and you gave out an award to the most annoying person that worked there,
39:37 where everybody voted and they gave the award to the most annoying coworker.
39:42 Do you think that that would help change that coworker's behavior?
39:47 Yeah, I think they knew there was an award given out each year.
39:50 I think you have to fire the person at the end
39:52 of the year to prove a point to the next people of like,
39:55 hey, you don't want to win this award, you lose your job as well.
39:57 ROB: Yeah, no.
39:57 Yeah.
39:58 ROB: When you say it like that, I feel like that'd be quite amazing.
40:00 STEELO: It would be, right?
40:01 You know what I mean?
40:02 Like, think about it where it's like, you just knew that somebody had to win it.
40:05 STEELO: Yeah.
40:06 So it was like, it wasn't like you didn't know.
40:08 You try to be as good as you could.
40:10 Every time you got out of pocket, you knew it might have been dangerous.
40:12 And at the end of the year, the awards come down.
40:15 And our two finalists for most annoying coworker of the year,
40:20 like, please, it's Deborah.
40:22 And then, like, oh, fired on the spot, but you take home a trophy.
40:26 STEELO: Yeah.
40:27 It could still be fun.
40:28 That'd be great.
40:29 Yeah.
40:30 This category right here is exactly the person that would take home the trophy.
40:34 Take a look at Annoying Coworker Awards.
40:37 HOST: There's, like, people who take pride in that.
40:40 STEELO: Yeah, for sure.
40:41 [PHONE RINGS] ROB: Oh, man.
40:43 What can I do?
40:44 Jim here.
40:47 Ah, how about a little bit of these?
40:50 STEELO: You're the winner!
40:51 HOST: Yeah.
40:52 ROB: Oh, man.
40:53 [ROCK MUSIC] STEELO: Jim's pissed.
40:56 Man, he's raging.
40:57 Jim works hard.
40:58 ROB: That's it.
40:58 Nobody else does.
40:59 And there's nothing he can do about it.
41:01 STEELO: No.
41:01 You know what I mean?
41:02 Forā for Jim to keep his job, he has to go through this.
41:05 STEELO: He just comes from a family of hard workers.
41:07 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.
41:10 Look, bro.
41:12 Yo, guys, I found out I had a hidden talent.
41:14 I can sound like a Gremlin.
41:15 ROB: OK.
41:16 MAN: Yeah, we know that, bro.
41:18 [GROWLING] [LAUGHS] ROB: Nobody.
41:25 [BLEEP] Man.
41:27 [LAUGHS] That boy so bored at work.
41:30 Or he high at work.
41:31 One or the other.
41:32 Man, look, obviously, somebody enjoyed the performance.
41:35 STEELO: Yeah, his boy was like, whoa, wow.
41:38 [LAUGHS] STEELO: Oh, he's just like, yo.
41:41 He has lost it.
41:42 ROB: Yeah.
41:43 [ROCK MUSIC] Uh-oh.
41:47 Oh.
41:47 STEELO: Oh my god.
41:48 ROB: Don't.
41:49 The accuracy is crazy.
41:51 Man, that pass was insane.
41:53 ROB: Bink.
41:54 Oh, eye for an eye, Darryl.
41:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh.
41:59 STEELO: Oh, no.
42:00 ROB: Oh, man.
42:01 Oh, is that a suction cup?
42:02 ROB: We're just trying to do science out here.
42:04 STEELO: Oh, man.
42:05 ROB: Oh, look at this.
42:06 Having a good time.
42:07 STEELO: You gotta put a camera on top now.
42:09 It's the first GoPro.
42:10 ROB: That's it.
42:10 Put the GoPro on.
42:12 STEELO: That could be cool, though.
42:13 ROB: It could be, right?
42:14 STEELO: You gotta lean into that.
42:15 ROB: Yeah, you know, if you're looking at worm cells,
42:17 whatever you're doing in there.
42:18 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, you know, making a scene in public,
42:23 you know, being in a restaurant,
42:25 and being all loud, and making sure everybody sees you, how often do you do it?
42:29 Anymore?
42:30 Yeah.
42:31 Is that the old you?
42:33 Yeah, in my '20s, it was like,
42:35 I might have been a dude that, like, would have been like, you know what?
42:37 This restaurant is dead.
42:38 Let's bring some energy to it.
42:40 You're done giving energy?
42:41 I'm doneā yeah, I am done.
42:42 ROB: That's it?
42:43 It's too much.
42:44 It's too much.
42:45 So you're not here to party start anymore?
42:47 Hey, somebody else has got to do it?
42:48 STEELO: Yeah, someoneā Will you join the party if it starts?
42:50 I would be proud of the party.
42:52 I'll sit back and be like, I used to be that guy.
42:53 Wow.
42:54 ROB: Good.
42:55 Bravo for this party.
42:55 ROB: Yeah.
42:56 You know?
42:57 Yeah, that's it.
42:58 Sometimes, it's about just bringing energy to the atmosphere.
43:01 And sometimes, you're just being annoying.
43:03 That's what this whole category is of Public Nuisances.
43:07 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] HOST: Oh, what is he gonna do with that?
43:15 STEELO: Oh, he changed the channel?
43:16 HOST: He is in charge?
43:17 STEELO: Oh, this dude's watching NASCAR.
43:19 He's locked in.
43:20 ROB: He is.
43:20 This man is locked in.
43:22 He's here for a reason.
43:23 HOST: He's invested.
43:24 Oh, this is mean, but also really good.
43:27 WOMAN: A nugget.
43:29 WOMAN: Iā I can't hear it.
43:31 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: A nugget.
43:35 WOMAN: Come on up to the window.
43:36 I can't hear you.
43:37 STEELO: Oh, the speakers that loud?
43:40 That's crazy.
43:42 Is that a Hardee's?
43:42 ROB: Is it?
43:43 STEELO: Bravo for your speakers.
43:44 Man, you're trying to serve the meats to anybody at any distance?
43:48 [LAUGHTER] At any distance.
43:50 I just feel like Hardee's and Arby's are the same thing?
43:53 No, Carl's Jr.
43:54 and Hardee's, same restaurant.
43:56 Same restaurant.
43:57 Yeah.
43:58 Pick one.
43:58 Pick one.
43:59 Yeah.
44:00 Guysā STEELO: Checkers and [BLEEP].
44:01 --Carl's Junior.
44:02 That was likeā that was like a big moment for me.
44:04 ROB: For which one?
44:05 Oh, that's right.
44:06 HOST: Come on now.
44:07 ROB: But, imagineā do you think it would
44:08 have been as sexy if it was called Hardee's?
44:11 Itā it could have been.
44:12 Hardee's is even wilder, bro.
44:13 HOST: Honestly.
44:14 They had to not call it Hardee's.
44:16 They were like, actually, let's make it a Carl's Jr.
44:18 thing.
44:18 HOST: I did not.
44:20 I was a Carl's Jr.
44:22 Girl.
44:22 ROB: Oh, that's right because, if you were a Hardeeā HOST: I was at Hardee.
44:25 Well, Hardee's is wild.
44:26 ROB: Yeah, yeah.
44:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: Oh, no.
44:29 MAN: Ooh.
44:30 ROB: Ooh.
44:31 MAN: [BLEEP] HOST: Oh.
44:33 MAN: Man, [BLEEPS].
44:34 STEELO: Y'all gotta fight now, bro.
44:35 ROB: But look.
44:36 HOST: Oh.
44:38 MAN: [CHUCKLES] STEELO: There's no way he wiped that quick.
44:40 Now I got a problem with him.
44:41 How did he get up that quick?
44:42 ROB: No, no, no.
44:43 He got up to fight way too fast for me.
44:45 HOST: He's attacking.
44:46 STEELO: Oh, man.
44:47 Right away, he comes out and starts hitting the door.
44:49 ROB: Yeah.
44:50 STEELO: What's up, man?
44:51 MAN: [BLEEPS] STEELO: Yeah, he duck walked over there.
44:53 Ooh.
44:54 STEELO: For sure.
44:56 No wipe involved.
44:57 That's crazy.
44:58 HOST: Oh, we're back in Europe.
44:59 STEELO: Back in Europe.
45:00 HOST: Back in Europe.
45:01 Dun, dun.
45:02 STEELO: Your thing's up.
45:03 HOST: What are they going to do now?
45:04 ROB: Oh.
45:04 STEELO: Who are you?
45:05 ROB: Is this what we're gonna do?
45:07 STEELO: He doing too much, whatever he doing.
45:08 ROB: No, no.
45:09 Fine, you want to disrespect the pedestrians of this fine city?
45:12 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Bro.
45:15 HOST: Stop.
45:16 ROB: Thank you and goodbye.
45:17 HOST: No way.
45:18 There you have it for Public Nuisances.
45:21 I didn't know what was going on.
45:23 [CHEERING] OK, when's the last time you pranked somebody?
45:28 I haven't pranked someone in aā in a while.
45:30 Yeah, I think I've outgrown it.
45:31 ROB: That's it.
45:31 I'm trying to prank somebody?
45:32 Nah.
45:32 ROB: And who even pranks?
45:34 Teenagers?
45:34 HOST: Right.
45:35 You know what I mean?
45:36 I guess I pranked a kid.
45:37 Iā I pranked Zayn in the house.
45:39 But that's normal?
45:40 You can prank kids?
45:41 HOST: Yeah.
45:41 Yeah, yeah.
45:42 Cause it's not really a prank.
45:43 You can just scare them or do something, like, simple.
45:45 You're, like, playing.
45:46 Yeah, versus a real prank feels like you put thought into it.
45:49 You hate this person.
45:50 ROB: That's it.
45:51 That's it.
45:51 It's a joke.
45:52 It's a joke.
45:53 You got hate in your heart.
45:54 You know what I mean?
45:55 And this category right here is all people pranking and it backfiring on them.
45:59 Take a look at Prankerfied.
46:02 Oh, pause it, pause it.
46:03 What am Iā I saw Prankerfied?
46:06 STEELO: Prankerfried.
46:07 It's like the most clearest concept.
46:10 Prankerfried was cute.
46:11 It was.
46:11 It was.
46:12 It was cute.
46:14 Take a look at Prankfired.
46:16 [CHEERING] HOST: Oh, god.
46:20 STEELO: She just getting out the bathroom.
46:22 Oh, bro.
46:23 Oh, man.
46:24 HOST: He deserved it.
46:25 The likeliness of that is crazy.
46:26 Karma worked quickly for this man.
46:28 ROB: Feel like, yeah, it just did.
46:30 Like, that phone went high and landed hard.
46:32 Dang.
46:33 [LAUGHTER] MAN: This it?
46:36 Yep, now what?
46:38 ROB: Now what?
46:39 You stay there until it drops and gets water on you.
46:41 No.
46:41 ROB: Yeah.
46:42 STEELO: Why are you telling him?
46:43 ROB: Aha.
46:44 STEELO: Oh, man.
46:45 ROB: Oh man.
46:46 Oh, man.
46:47 You gotta be proud of him.
46:48 ROB: Man, he reallyā He's proud.
46:50 That was quickā quick thinking.
46:51 He's been through this.
46:52 STEELO: He has.
46:53 You don't haveā you don't act this quickly.
46:54 This is a double setup right here.
46:56 STEELO: Look at that haircut.
46:57 That's an influencer's haircut.
46:58 HOST: Yeah.
46:59 We went through the Bieber.
47:00 Now it's the influencer?
47:04 OK, Bubba Sparxxx.
47:05 HOST: Uh-oh.
47:06 ROB: Nothing to see here but some mud.
47:08 MAN: Splashing.
47:09 [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh, oh, oh.
47:12 STEELO: And he barely got it on her.
47:13 He was so proud of himself.
47:15 HOST: The overlap.
47:16 He, like, went so hard with the laughing and then just cracked his head.
47:19 STEELO: Yeah.
47:20 ROB: And he didn't even execute.
47:22 HOST: He got her ankles wet.
47:24 [LAUGHTER] He got way more on him than her.
47:26 Yeah.
47:27 [CHATTER] ROB: Suck it.
47:30 OK.
47:30 HOST: Oh, god.
47:31 ROB: Oh.
47:33 Oh, oh, oh.
47:35 Do y'all know each other?
47:36 It escalated so quickly.
47:37 ROB: It really did.
47:38 Didn't see that coming, did you?
47:40 Either of you own an air horn?
47:42 No.
47:43 Air horn.
47:43 Ah!
47:44 STEELO: No, we're good people.
47:46 Ah!
47:47 No, I don't own an air horn.
47:48 Do you own one?
47:49 No, but I felt like one.
47:51 STEELO: That did feel like it.
47:51 It felt veryā That wasā yeah.
47:53 STEELO: That was good.
47:54 It's like I committed to it.
47:55 STEELO: Yeah.
47:55 I committed to it.
47:56 I felt loud.
47:57 Yeah.
47:58 ROB: But I didn't feel like I startled anyone.
48:00 HOST: Right.
48:01 Cause you know when that horn goes, whatever that vibration is,
48:03 it's right on the edge of the brown note.
48:05 STEELO: It is.
48:06 HOST: Yeah.
48:07 It really is.
48:07 ROB: You know what I mean?
48:08 It pisses you off.
48:09 Look, if somebody ran up and put an air
48:12 horn on my stomach and squeezed it for, like,
48:14 eight seconds, I'd [BLEEP] my pants.
48:16 [LAUGHTER] Why are they doing this?
48:20 I don't know.
48:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: That's how close the air horn is to the ground.
48:28 Lot of vibration, yeah.
48:29 Well, look, this category is all people using them to scare other people.
48:33 Take a look at Scare Horns.
48:35 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, he's good.
48:41 Yeah, I got this.
48:42 [AIR HORN SQUEAKS] STEELO: Oh, man.
48:45 ROB: What type of weak ass air horn was that?
48:48 That wasn'tā yeah, he actually hit it on the fairway?
48:50 Yeah.
48:51 His best shot all day?
48:52 He's, like, trying to correct how [BLEEP] he is as a golfer.
48:56 [AIR HORN BLARES] No.
49:00 STEELO: Oh, man.
49:00 HOST: I would be so mad.
49:01 STEELO: He's got enemies.
49:02 Dude, listen, you're going to wake up like that?
49:04 Yeah.
49:05 ROB: Look, look, listen to me.
49:07 If your entire body just stays in, like,
49:10 a deformed moment, you're always going to get got.
49:13 He got scared four different times.
49:14 HOST: Yeah, he did.
49:15 Yeah, he really did.
49:17 1, 2, 3.
49:19 STEELO: Again.
49:20 You're still here.
49:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Uh-oh, little fella.
49:25 HOST: Don't.
49:27 Whyā ROB: Man.
49:28 Man, there's only one cat that was sensitive to it.
49:31 STEELO: Yeah.
49:32 This little cat didn'tā not even fazed.
49:34 HOST: Yeah, he's like, I'm starving.
49:35 STEELO: Yeah, exactly.
49:36 Feed me.
49:37 ROB: Man, it's that older cat.
49:38 STEELO: Hilarious.
49:39 ROB: You know what I mean?
49:40 It's like, the little cat hasn't been through enough.
49:41 You know what I mean?
49:42 The older cats, like, man, don't trust anything.
49:44 Trauma.
49:45 Eight different lives already.
49:46 ROB: Yeah.
49:46 I seen it all.
49:48 I've seen it all.
49:49 ROB: Seen it all.
49:50 [LAUGHTER] How y'all doing?
49:53 [BLEEP] ROB: Oh, boy.
49:55 OK.
49:56 Stupid [BLEEP].
49:58 He's so angry.
49:59 ROB: I think, man, you almost heart attacked that man.
50:01 You know what I mean?
50:02 Oh, 1000%.
50:02 Yeah, you're playing around with this man's life.
50:03 Yeah.
50:04 ROB: Man, ground note and heart note all at once.
50:06 [BLEEPS] You stupid [BLEEP].
50:11 They just cut the bagpipes?
50:12 [LAUGHTER] At the funeral?
50:17 Oh, yeah.
50:18 [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, that's what nightmares are made of.
50:21 Oh, oh.
50:22 STEELO: Oh, man.
50:23 Oh, man.
50:24 HOST: That's scary.
50:25 I don't know what's worse.
50:26 OK, look, we got responses.
50:29 Something attacks us, we can fight, we can flight, or we could fall, OK?
50:35 This is possible.
50:36 Like, which one are you?
50:37 Fight.
50:37 ROB: You're gonna fight.
50:38 Oh, yeah.
50:38 STEELO: Easy.
50:39 ROB: It's not even, like, a question.
50:40 Like, even thatā even as I looked at it, you ain't running from nobody.
50:44 You know what I mean?
50:45 And, like, really, do you think you would just go to, like, a OG wrestling move?
50:50 Like, whatā like, just out of instinct, if you had to, like,
50:53 defend yourself, likeā like, would it be a choke out, a body slam?
50:57 Like, what would be your move?
50:58 It would for sureā like, if it was a guy,
51:00 I'd probably kick him in a certain area.
51:02 Then I think I'd put a full Nelson on, like, try to take him to the ground.
51:05 ROB: Yeah.
51:05 HOST: You know?
51:06 But definitely, it'd be some type of choke
51:08 hold because I would have the most control, which I love control.
51:10 Yeah, yeah.
51:11 STEELO: Like it.
51:12 I like it.
51:12 ROB: Yeah.
51:13 Who wants to fight?
51:14 Come on guys.
51:14 ROB: Yeah no, look, look.
51:15 Let me try it out.
51:16 ROB: Iā I have a feeling she'd kick you right in the center,
51:19 choke you out real quick.
51:22 This category right here is not people that are fighting or flighting.
51:26 This is people that are just falling when they get scared.
51:28 Take a look at Fear Fallin'.
51:31 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] (SINGING) I'm just fishing in the country.
51:38 MAN: You're gonna make it!
51:39 ROB: Oh.
51:40 HOST: Oh my god.
51:41 Man, that scared everybody.
51:42 Yeah.
51:43 We likeā we knew it was a fear category,
51:45 but even we didn't know what was gonna happen.
51:46 Cause he's in deep thought.
51:47 ROB: Yeah, should I have taken up art?
51:50 MAN: You're gonna make it!
51:51 MAN: Oh.
51:52 [LAUGHS] Oh.
51:55 ROB: Oh.
51:56 Oh.
51:57 Oh, I don't like this.
51:59 I don't like this.
52:02 WOMAN: He might be real.
52:03 MAN: Thank you.
52:03 Ah!
52:03 ROB: Oh.
52:04 HOST: Oh my god.
52:05 ROB: Man.
52:05 STEELO: But, likeā OK, look, she locked up.
52:08 That was a mini heart attack.
52:09 That was.
52:10 Cause you could scare any of them.
52:11 Why pick the oldest one?
52:12 ROB: Because, heyā Why pick the one who already got one foot in.
52:15 ROB: Man.
52:15 STEELO: You can't do that, man.
52:16 That's it.
52:17 STEELO: You got one foot in.
52:18 Youā you risked it right here.
52:20 You know what I mean?
52:21 STEELO: Like, leave me alone.
52:22 ROB: Man.
52:22 Ah!
52:23 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Oh.
52:26 MAN: You OK?
52:27 HOST: The scarecrow kind of gets scared at the end too.
52:29 What did I just do?
52:30 Well, he got a murder charge coming, likeā [LAUGHS] [WHIRRING] ROB:
52:36 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
52:38 HOST: Oh, myā ROB: Okey dokey.
52:41 STEELO: How long was your child waiting?
52:42 ROB: Man.
52:43 He's been gone for two days?
52:44 You finally found him, your little construction boy?
52:47 STEELO: We found a local kid playing a prank!
52:50 And there's another one.
52:51 Is there?
52:53 HOST: Boom.
52:54 STEELO: Oh my god.
52:55 CHILD: Ah!
52:56 I mean, how many kids are hiding under there?
52:58 [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: Oh, you know what's coming.
53:01 STEELO: Stop playing around.
53:03 ROB: Here we go.
53:04 Pop it, pop it, pop it.
53:06 Open wide.
53:08 Oh.
53:09 STEELO: Oh.
53:10 Bro.
53:11 Bro, her whole heart.
53:12 ROB: That's it.
53:13 You ain't even know you had heart problems before that.
53:15 ROB: She might as well have been attacked by the shark.
53:16 STEELO: Yeah.
53:17 You know what I mean?
53:17 Ah!
53:18 ROB: Ah.
53:19 HOST: That would have been me.
53:20 STEELO: She grabbed that heart.
53:20 She said, oh my god.
53:21 Oh.
53:22 There you have it for Fear Fallin'.
53:24 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] As technology
53:34 has evolved, so has the pranks.
53:37 You know what I mean?
53:38 It used to be back in the day, you getā you get something stuck on your back.
53:41 You will be kicked.
53:42 Yeah, you get whoopee cushions, one of these.
53:44 You got something right here?
53:45 STEELO: Yeah.
53:46 Yeah.
53:46 Right?
53:47 Old-fashioned, classic.
53:48 ROB: [BLEEP] anymore.
53:49 You know what I mean?
53:50 You get some weird text message from, like, a friend.
53:52 What the [BLEEP] is wrong with you?
53:53 And then it turns out they just had that little app,
53:55 where you can text somebody with their number, and it shows up as their number.
53:58 That get people caught up right there.
54:00 Yeah, I mean, it was hot for, like, a year or two, and then it stopped.
54:03 STEELO: It did.
54:04 I think everybody started feeling guilty.
54:06 It, like, self-regulate.
54:07 People was breaking up, [BLEEP] families and [BLEEP].
54:09 Families breaking up, friendships getting ruined.
54:11 People dying over that [BLEEP].
54:12 [MUTED] getting shot over that [BLEEP].
54:15 And we [BLEEP] self-regulated.
54:16 We said, hey.
54:17 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: We did.
54:19 We took it a bit too far on that one.
54:21 Let's kill that [BLEEP] phone number one.
54:24 This category dedicated to Modern Pranks.
54:26 Take a look.
54:27 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: Oh, I love these.
54:33 CHANEL: Ooh, my god.
54:33 STEELO: I love these.
54:35 CHANEL: This is so amazing.
54:36 STEELO: Oh, yeah.
54:37 ROB: It's shameful.
54:38 You know she's in a panic.
54:40 CHANEL: [LAUGHS] ROB: Ah.
54:43 STEELO: I love how he smacked it.
54:44 ROB: He did.
54:45 Damn you, tricksters!
54:47 It's childproof.
54:49 ROB: Oh, tricky stuff.
54:51 Hello?
54:51 [LAUGHTER] Tricky stuff.
54:54 STEELO: Hey, she's still got it.
54:55 ROB: Oh, OK.
54:56 She's still got it, though.
54:58 ROB: What's up?
54:59 That's me.
55:00 STEELO: He just don't like her eyebrows.
55:02 [LAUGHTER] Ah!
55:06 ROB: Oh.
55:07 Ah!
55:07 Oh.
55:08 Oh, man.
55:09 STEELO: They not even security, bro.
55:11 ROB: No.
55:12 STEELO: They doā They do construction work.
55:14 ROB: [BLEEP] they're doing construction.
55:16 What is that?
55:19 STEELO: Oh, this is great.
55:20 ROB: Oh, man.
55:21 STEELO: This is great.
55:22 ROB: Here he is.
55:24 Well, look at this.
55:25 I could push a button, or I could just clap this thing on.
55:30 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He ain't do the right rhythm.
55:32 He put the bag down.
55:33 He was like, myā my [BLEEP] rhythm is off today.
55:36 I gotta put the bag down for this [BLEEP].
55:38 Gets complicated.
55:39 Excuse me, sir.
55:40 He started clapping at them, sir.
55:41 Sir.
55:43 It ain't never coming on.
55:44 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] Have you guys
55:51 ever dated somebody that liked to scare you all the time?
55:54 Yeah, my ex-boyfriend, Liam.
55:56 ROB: Man, that guy, what would he do, stickā be in a trash can and be like, bae.
56:01 Yeah, I love when you try to do Scottish accent.
56:04 Bae!
56:05 You know what I mean?
56:07 How do you say boo in Scottish?
56:08 Bae!
56:10 I know.
56:12 His whole family, is they're really into Halloween, scary movies.
56:15 He loves horror films.
56:16 Andā and he knows that I'm gullible.
56:18 And he would try to scare me a lot.
56:19 Now, do you hope that you find someone
56:21 that scares you for the rest of your life?
56:23 No, I don't like it because, I mean, I think I've told you guys,
56:26 like, if I get really scared, I tend to pee in my pants.
56:30 OK.
56:31 How many times did you pee throughout y'all relationship?
56:35 He definitely scared me once that I peed my pants.
56:37 ROB: OK, I mean, lookā It doesn't seem healthy.
56:39 ROB: You don't want somebody scaring you, OK?
56:42 Cause last thing you need is going
56:44 through life just peeing yourself all the time.
56:46 It's the last thing I need.
56:47 I'm lucky my wife doesn't attempt to scare me at all.
56:50 She don't like scary things at all, not even scaring people.
56:54 But these wives are completely different
56:56 because they are Scary Wife, Scary Life.
56:59 [CHEERING] WOMAN: Babe, there's something in here!
57:04 ROB: Stop, stop, stop.
57:05 It's a snake.
57:06 It's a snake.
57:06 Stop, stop, stop.
57:07 You're not even gonna see it.
57:08 Bae!
57:09 Whoa!
57:11 [BLEEP] ROB: Oh, god.
57:12 STEELO: He's got a real life knife.
57:14 Why would you not warn him for real?
57:15 ROB: He came in with a pirate sword.
57:17 He could have cut his feet off.
57:18 Ah!
57:19 MAN: [BLEEP] Man, hey, he would have got the snake.
57:22 Do you care that I fart?
57:25 No.
57:26 [FARTS] What?
57:30 She said, do you care if I fart?
57:32 I really want her to like me.
57:34 He's already drugged up on her farts, likeā --that I fart?
57:38 CHANEL: They look like twins.
57:39 STEELO: They do.
57:40 [FARTS] Oh my god.
57:44 [LAUGHS] [CHATTER] WOMAN: I don't have to say anything.
57:49 Oh, the [BLEEP]?
57:50 ROB: Oh.
57:50 Oh.
57:52 Oh, are you [BLEEP].
57:53 MAN: [LAUGHS] ROB: And now you got a pierced ear.
57:57 Like, what the [BLEEP].
57:58 It's a pretty good piercing too.
58:00 ROB: Just woke up to a full piercing.
58:02 You now have a diamond earring.
58:04 Oh.
58:05 We got thisā What the [BLEEP]?
58:06 I feel so pretty.
58:07 STEELO: He's like, I have an earring.
58:09 He's gonna go check it out.
58:10 ROB: What is it?
58:11 [BLEEP] WOMAN: [LAUGHS] STEELO: He loves it.
58:14 I love it.
58:15 I'll take another.
58:16 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness.".
58:19 Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." STEELO: Yeah.
58:22 [APPLAUSE] The age of the pandemic, everybody's working from home.
58:28 I have an office, but I don't know.
58:30 Iā I enjoy working from home.
58:33 Do you guys like working from home?
58:35 Yes.
58:35 CHANEL: I do.
58:36 I love it.
58:36 CHANEL: I love it.
58:37 The best part is, like, you know, before going to the studio,
58:39 I'd be like, oh, I gotta look good.
58:40 Who knows who's going to be there?
58:42 I might popā run into somebody.
58:43 Now, bumming it.
58:44 Now, eventually, everything's gonna kick back up and you're
58:47 going to have to, like, get back in there.
58:48 Yeah.
58:49 STEELO: I don't know.
58:50 I don't know if companies will, like,
58:51 shift back until you have to go into offices?
58:54 ROB: Yeah, and shoot, half the people in this category,
58:57 the way they're treated at work, they don't ever want to go there anyway.
59:00 Take a look at, Can We Work From Home?
59:03 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, boy.
59:09 Darryl and the banana shot.
59:12 Flawless.
59:13 STEELO: Oh, my.
59:15 The sound was perfect.
59:16 ROB: Bam.
59:17 STEELO: Oh, it was a bullseye.
59:18 CHANEL: That was full, like, skin.
59:20 STEELO: Bam, it was a bullseye.
59:21 He gets bullied all day too.
59:23 Get me back to Zoom.
59:25 [LAUGHTER] Oh.
59:28 STEELO: Oh my god.
59:29 Oh, man.
59:30 Imagine putting that much weight on your back.
59:32 Man, like, really, what are you doing?
59:34 Like, pushing off the keyboard into the back of the chair.
59:37 Hehe.
59:38 [LAUGHTER] Hey, such a good time.
59:42 Da, da, da, da, da, zeroing in.
59:47 Welcome back, Daryl.
59:48 Hole shot.
59:50 CHANEL: Oh.
59:51 ROB: Whoa.
59:51 STEELO: No.
59:53 Ma'am, I'm trying to hook up your spectrum.
59:55 ROB: I'm just trying to hook up your spectrum.
59:57 Stay off my [BLEEP].
59:59 You got to get marbled.
1:00:00 OK, like, let's say someone fake robbed you.
1:00:06 And then you turned around and you began
1:00:08 to beat them because you thought you were getting robbed.
1:00:11 STEELO: Yeah.
1:00:12 And then they hit you with the safety word, it's a prank, bro.
1:00:16 OK, that's the safety word.
1:00:17 ROB: That's what I'm saying.
1:00:18 It's a prank, bro.
1:00:19 You know what I mean?
1:00:20 Like, it's like when these [BLEEP] kids will
1:00:22 do the most [BLEEP] up prank and think like, dude, it's a prank, bro.
1:00:27 And [BLEEP], that's supposed to be the safety word.
1:00:29 Like, oh, [BLEEP].
1:00:30 Oh, [BLEEP].
1:00:30 It's so real.
1:00:31 Like, why?
1:00:32 Why do the bros think you can just say,
1:00:34 it's a prank, bro, and that their freedom again?
1:00:36 Because YouTube tells them they can.
1:00:38 ROB: That's really what it is.
1:00:40 This is, like, group lying to each other.
1:00:42 Let's go do a prank.
1:00:43 And if [BLEEP] somebody tries to beat us up, we can just tell them it's a prank.
1:00:46 And they'll be like, oh, cool.
1:00:48 This is super funny.
1:00:50 The category of everybody trying to get away with it.
1:00:53 Take a look at, It's a Prank, Bro.
1:00:55 [CHEERING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] BOY: You know where I can get any medicine?
1:01:00 My stomach hurts.
1:01:01 [FARTS] [GROANING] ROB: OK.
1:01:04 STEELO: Oh, no.
1:01:05 Oh, no.
1:01:05 BOY: Are you serious?
1:01:06 Your prank is to go fart on a grandma in Target, OK?
1:01:10 Like, what the [BLEEP] is happening here?
1:01:14 What the [BLEEP] is happening here?
1:01:15 You're like, hey, I got it today.
1:01:17 I got it today.
1:01:19 I'm super gassy.
1:01:20 You want to go [BLEEP] on grandmas?
1:01:22 BOY: [FARTS] Whoa.
1:01:26 ROB: Oh, man.
1:01:27 STEELO: She backhanded.
1:01:27 BOY: Hey, it's just a joke.
1:01:29 We're filming a video.
1:01:29 STEELO: Hey, it's a joke.
1:01:30 It's on video.
1:01:31 It's a prank.
1:01:32 No, I'm pressing charges.
1:01:33 Yeah.
1:01:34 ROB: Uh-oh.
1:01:35 Oh, boy.
1:01:37 Here we go.
1:01:38 Achoo.
1:01:39 Achoo.
1:01:40 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh.
1:01:43 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] ROB: Oh, oh.
1:01:47 [NON-ENGLISH] ROB: Oh, yeah, germaphobe.
1:01:50 Germaphobe.
1:01:50 STEELO: Goddamnā ROB: Germaphobe.
1:01:53 Germaphobe.
1:01:54 Yep, yep.
1:01:55 You never want to sneeze on somebody that hates germs.
1:01:57 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] You know,
1:02:03 today, before we got here, I hid underneath a giant Minnie Mouse
1:02:09 stuffed animal and a giant dog stuffed animal.
1:02:12 Now, I laid there in my children's playroom and waited
1:02:15 for them to come down from brushing their teeth.
1:02:17 Now, I allowed them to discover me, OK?
1:02:20 Because if I was a mean dad, I would have scared them.
1:02:23 Yeah.
1:02:24 ROB: You know what I mean?
1:02:25 Because it's like, I would have just broken right out.
1:02:28 It would have been, ah, tears crying.
1:02:30 But you thought about it.
1:02:31 ROB: I thought about it.
1:02:32 Because you're here talking about it right now.
1:02:33 So I know you thought about it.
1:02:34 But I thought better of it.
1:02:35 STEELO: Yeah.
1:02:36 And I allowed them to discover me.
1:02:38 And then it was fun.
1:02:39 It was like, Dad, what you doing in here?
1:02:41 Why are you in the playroom?
1:02:42 You know, I'm playing.
1:02:43 I just love to play.
1:02:44 I love coming in here and play.
1:02:46 Do you?
1:02:46 I do.
1:02:47 That's how you do it the right way.
1:02:49 This category is all the wrong way, where No One is Safe.
1:02:52 Take a look.
1:02:54 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Daddy's not here.
1:02:58 Don't worry.
1:02:59 What?
1:03:00 WOMAN: Daddy's not here.
1:03:01 Ah!
1:03:02 ROB: Yeah.
1:03:03 Oh my god.
1:03:05 Oh my god.
1:03:06 So got tornā STEELO: He can barely walk before that moment.
1:03:09 He just starts running full speed.
1:03:10 Ah!
1:03:11 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Ah.
1:03:13 [LAUGHTER] He can walk.
1:03:15 Man, he can speed.
1:03:17 (SINGING) Birthday to you ROB: Happy.
1:03:22 Oh.
1:03:22 STEELO: Oh, my.
1:03:23 ROB: OK.
1:03:25 CHANEL: Really?
1:03:26 That's me for sure.
1:03:27 I'm there.
1:03:27 I'm likeā Unnecessary.
1:03:29 It's a certain type of person that tries
1:03:31 to put someone's face in the birthday cake.
1:03:34 Well-played.
1:03:35 ROB: Uh-oh.
1:03:36 Oh, oh.
1:03:38 Oh.
1:03:39 [WHIMPERS] Oh, you knocked my eyeball out, bro.
1:03:43 CHILD: [BABBLES] ROB: Why, Mama.
1:03:47 Why, Mama.
1:03:48 [BABBLES] ROB: Yeah, look, it's getting a little bit too real, too quick.
1:03:52 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." Ah.
1:03:56 You know what I mean?
1:03:58 All right, I had a sister.
1:03:59 You know, me and my sister, we had a pretty good relationship.
1:04:02 I think we were on opposite ends of the spectrum.
1:04:05 You know what I mean?
1:04:06 She was partying in high school, and I was, like, fully focused.
1:04:09 But we never really got crazy beef.
1:04:11 Only one time did Iā you know, I did put a pool cue through a door.
1:04:16 You know what I mean?
1:04:17 But, like, that was one time.
1:04:19 You know what I mean?
1:04:20 And it was like, you never expect to be able
1:04:22 to get the pool cue all the way through the door.
1:04:23 You know what I mean?
1:04:24 It's like, whoa, what?
1:04:26 Youā you ever fight with your sister growing up?
1:04:29 Yeah, my sister and me play Uno one time.
1:04:32 And Uno, if you say, Uno out, you out.
1:04:37 Just take your L.
1:04:38 I get up, she trips me and kicks my head against the wall.
1:04:41 This is Uno we're talking about.
1:04:43 ROB: Oh, man.
1:04:44 This is just Uno.
1:04:44 ROB: Yeah.
1:04:45 She's a murderer.
1:04:45 CHANEL: I really feel like if I had a sister,
1:04:47 like, it would have, likeā I wouldn'tā I don't know.
1:04:49 I feel like she would have punked me or some [BLEEP].
1:04:52 I think if you had a sister, it would have balanced you out.
1:04:54 Yeah, siblings balance you.
1:04:56 ROB: If there's any other Chanel West Coast out thereā CHANEL:
1:04:59 [LAUGHS]- Speak now.
1:05:00 Speak now.
1:05:02 Cause she could use you right now, OK?
1:05:06 And look, here's the thing, some sisters out there, they're not cool, OK?
1:05:10 And this category proves it because it's all Sister Dicks.
1:05:13 Take a look.
1:05:14 [CHEERING] [HIP-HOP MUSIC] She broke She bad Oh, she bad Man.
1:05:21 Ow, Trey.
1:05:22 What?
1:05:23 Trey, stop.
1:05:24 What am I doing?
1:05:25 Trey, seriously, stop.
1:05:27 WOMAN: Knock it off!
1:05:28 Trey, stop.
1:05:29 MAN: Hey, Trey!
1:05:29 [LAUGHTER] That's right!
1:05:32 ROB: No, this is dad yelling atā Trey.
1:05:35 And the mom is just right on her side.
1:05:37 Of course, Trey is doing some bull-[BLEEP].
1:05:39 STEELO: Yeah.
1:05:39 You know what I'm saying?
1:05:40 Trey, stop.
1:05:41 What am I doing?
1:05:42 Trey, seriously, stop.
1:05:44 WOMAN: Knock it off!
1:05:45 Trey, stop!
1:05:46 MAN: Hey, Trey!
1:05:47 Hey, Trey!
1:05:48 I [BLEEP] hate you, man!
1:05:49 ROB: Oh, man.
1:05:51 Trey is a problem, man.
1:05:52 He has been his whole life.
1:05:53 WOMAN: Weird.
1:05:55 Ew.
1:05:55 WOMAN: Dude.
1:05:56 ROB: Dude.
1:05:57 WOMAN: Whoever has the cinnamon twist in their nacho wins
1:06:00 the Xbox that was on the menu, the Xbox giveaway.
1:06:03 WOMAN: Wait, are you serious?
1:06:04 WOMAN: Yes, you need to takeā don't throw it away.
1:06:06 Take a picture of it.
1:06:07 ROB: OK.
1:06:07 WOMAN: Wait, I need to record this.
1:06:08 ROB: What?
1:06:09 OK, pause.
1:06:10 So you understand what's happening here?
1:06:11 Yes.
1:06:12 Sheā she's got a [BLEEP] cinnamon stick in her [BLEEP] nachos.
1:06:16 And her sister has now convinced her she's won an Xbox.
1:06:19 [LAUGHTER] This is the [BLEEP] we do at my house, for sure.
1:06:22 If I had a sister like this, I would have liked her, you know?
1:06:25 WOMAN: What am I going to do, like, email them?
1:06:27 WOMAN: No, call them and say, I just found the cinnamon twist.
1:06:31 I think I know, and see what they say.
1:06:34 WOMAN: When I was just here or just there a couple minutes ago,
1:06:37 and I had the cinnamonā Dude, I can't believe you won.
1:06:40 --twist in the bottom of my nachos.
1:06:42 WOMAN: Tell them the Xbox giveaway.
1:06:43 WOMAN: So does that mean, like, the Xbox giveaway?
1:06:47 WOMAN: Tell them you took a picture of it.
1:06:48 I took a picture of theā so if you want me to send you the picture?
1:06:55 What?
1:06:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh, [BLEEP].
1:07:02 The fact that we don't have a payoff of, like, how this ends.
1:07:06 Like, what the [BLEEP] are you talking about?
1:07:08 What?
1:07:10 [HIP-HOP MUSIC] She dope Skirt.
1:07:12 Hello.
1:07:13 STEELO: Oh, man.
1:07:14 ROB: Youā [LAUGHTER] Oh, OK.
1:07:18 Understand the genius behind this right now.
1:07:21 I mean, likeā like, got her and set her up.
1:07:26 And I'm like, why is she being so, like, oh, I guess we're both going to doā no.
1:07:29 Yeah.
1:07:30 ROB: No, set you up on the highest level.
1:07:33 STEELO: Really did.
1:07:34 Got her good.
1:07:35 OK.
1:07:36 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.
1:07:39 That's great.
1:07:40 ROB: You can't even be mad.
1:07:41 You can't even be mad.
1:07:42 That's genius level.
1:07:45 WOMAN: Kaylee, you just want $1,000.
1:07:46 Get over here real quick.
1:07:47 KAYLEE: Oh my god, really?
1:07:48 Musically.
1:07:49 ROB: Oh.
1:07:50 Oh my god.
1:07:51 ROB: Man.
1:07:52 KAYLEE: What did you do?
1:07:53 STEELO: What is this light setup?
1:07:54 CHANEL: I have that.
1:07:55 You have this?
1:07:57 OK, I feel like I'm 12 deep down because I have that.
1:08:00 I just haven't hung it up yet.
1:08:01 What, like, the light with photos?
1:08:02 CHANEL: It's like a light strip.
1:08:03 It hasā it comes with little clips.
1:08:05 I thought it was so cute when I saw it.
1:08:06 Oh, I love it.
1:08:08 [LAUGHS] ROB: This could be you guys as triplets here.
1:08:11 Bam.
1:08:12 STEELO: Yeah, she got hit hard.
1:08:13 ROB: Gotcha.
1:08:15 There you have it for Sister Dicks.
1:08:18 STEELO: Sister Dicks.
1:08:19 OK, look, you do something with your wife called Prank Mess.
1:08:24 Yes.
1:08:25 Well, she's the queen of pranks around the home,
1:08:27 so I wouldn't say it's a collaborative agreement that she and Iā Oh,
1:08:31 so you don't participate?
1:08:33 Well, I'm the subject of the pranks.
1:08:36 And then is it only during the holiday season?
1:08:39 She starts ramping up around September.
1:08:41 And nowā ROB: OK.
1:08:43 STEELO: Keep on your toes.
1:08:44 LUKE: If we have, like, dinner parties starting in October,
1:08:47 all the friends are likeā ROB: Yeah.
1:08:49 My house.
1:08:50 And, like, they know she's ramping up.
1:08:52 Yeah, look, I want to become your wife.
1:08:55 [LAUGHTER] So to speak.
1:09:00 You know what I'm saying?
1:09:01 Like, I want to be the leader of the pranks of my family.
1:09:04 So we dedicated an entire category to it.
1:09:06 Take a look at Merry Prankmas.
1:09:08 LUKE: Merry Prankmas.
1:09:09 Wow.
1:09:10 [APPLAUSE] Breaking my dad in quarantine, day one.
1:09:14 LUKE: Pasta.
1:09:15 ROB: So it's the pasta.
1:09:16 MAN: I can't.
1:09:17 I've never done that.
1:09:18 ROB: Oh, mama can't.
1:09:19 Can you do it?
1:09:20 Can you crack my back?
1:09:21 [LAUGHTER] Wait, tell me when.
1:09:24 MAN: Now.
1:09:25 Ready?
1:09:26 ROB: [LAUGHS] What the heck?
1:09:31 ROB: Look, he justā Ow.
1:09:33 See, why did you have me do this, Malaya?
1:09:37 You all right, honey?
1:09:38 STEELO: He's having a hard time.
1:09:40 Yeah, she killed him.
1:09:41 [LAUGHS] ROB: It's so likeā it's like he really thinks he broke a bone.
1:09:45 MAN: Ready?
1:09:46 [SHOUTING] Oh.
1:09:49 What the heck?
1:09:50 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Look, he can't even look at her.
1:09:53 Oh.
1:09:54 Why are you putting me through this?
1:09:56 He's the one that needs his back cracked.
1:09:59 Shh.
1:10:01 ROB: Oh, that's a good one, man.
1:10:02 I like this one.
1:10:03 [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] OK.
1:10:05 ROB: Da, da, da.
1:10:07 Oh, it's just a sweet little gift I've left
1:10:09 you in the form of a giant Teddy bear.
1:10:12 WOMAN: Oh, I know.
1:10:13 MAN: Ah!
1:10:14 [LAUGHTER] Oh, 10-3.
1:10:18 ROB: Oh, man.
1:10:18 WOMAN: I know.
1:10:19 I know.
1:10:20 MAN: [SHOUTS] [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: This one is so tricky.
1:10:27 STEELO: Yeah.
1:10:28 Oh, that isā ROB: Crisscross.
1:10:31 I'm just looking for the milk.
1:10:34 Just looking for the milk.
1:10:36 What are you doing?
1:10:37 Ba!
1:10:37 WOMAN: Ah!
1:10:38 ROB: She just perfectly played into it to, like, pull his hat down.
1:10:43 Who's phone?
1:10:45 What?
1:10:45 What?
1:10:45 Made you look!
1:10:47 Pew, pew, pew, pew.
1:10:48 Choo, choo, choo, choo.
1:10:50 Dude, dude, dude, we're at work.
1:10:53 [LAUGHTER] We're at work, dude.
1:10:56 Get it together.
1:10:58 ROB: Oh, man.
1:11:00 That was the funniest thing you've ever done.
1:11:03 I'm like, what can I do to make themā I'm going to [BLEEP]
1:11:05 trick them both right now cause I was going to send it over here,
1:11:09 but, nah, I'm going to put it right between them,
1:11:10 two heads, like, straight down.
1:11:12 Two heads.
1:11:12 ROB: What happened?
1:11:13 What happened?
1:11:14 We looked.
1:11:15 ROB: That's it.
1:11:16 We looked.
1:11:16 OK?
1:11:17 Exactly what people were doing to everybody in this category, Made You Look.
1:11:21 Take a look.
1:11:22 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] MAN: Hey, that y'all weed?
1:11:26 MAN: [LAUGHS] MAN: Look atā Everybody look.
1:11:31 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Ah, you know us, huh?
1:11:35 Is that your weed?
1:11:36 Every single person turned around.
1:11:37 Oh, [BLEEP].
1:11:39 [ROCK MUSIC] Whoa.
1:11:47 Whoa, what?
1:11:48 Whoa.
1:11:49 Who did that?
1:11:51 That isā that's so funny.
1:11:53 ROB: It's just like, man, they got us, bro.
1:11:55 STEELO: Yeah, heā whoa, whoa.
1:11:57 I'mā I'm loving putting his hands on me like he was lost.
1:12:00 Oh, [BLEEP].
1:12:01 Man.
1:12:02 Who did that?
1:12:03 ROB: Man.
1:12:05 WOMAN: Woo!
1:12:06 ROB: Uh-oh.
1:12:08 WOMAN: Woo!
1:12:09 STEELO: Now that's you.
1:12:10 WOMAN: [BLEEP] Scraped it.
1:12:13 ROB: Yeah, they did.
1:12:14 STEELO: You gotta turn around.
1:12:15 You gotta turn around.
1:12:16 Shame on you.
1:12:17 There you have it for Made You Look.
1:12:21 [APPLAUSE] Mom's super easy to prank, right?
1:12:27 Super easy.
1:12:28 It's a thing.
1:12:29 And it sucks because it's so tempting.
1:12:32 Yeah, I do it a lot.
1:12:33 And I neverā obviously,
1:12:34 I peaked back in the Rob& Big days when I fake got arrested,
1:12:38 and she cried, and I really tore the soul out of her.
1:12:41 You know what I mean?
1:12:42 As I think about the category, I think of what a bad son I was that day.
1:12:46 STEELO: It's a good episode.
1:12:47 But it's like, I can'tā I still can't stop.
1:12:50 It's still just like the little things.
1:12:51 It's just like, it's a level of gullibility that you
1:12:55 can'tā it's too tempting not to take advantage of.
1:12:57 I agree.
1:12:57 Just on the phone.
1:12:58 You will talk to your mom on the phone and be like,
1:13:00 I'll just say things that I know is going to piss her off.
1:13:02 And it works every time.
1:13:04 And you're just, like, laughing, like a kid.
1:13:06 Yeah, andā and look, and I hope that I stop it,
1:13:09 but I have a feeling I never will.
1:13:11 But the truth is, they're easy to prank,
1:13:13 just like all the moms in this category, Mom Marks.
1:13:16 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Watch the lemon.
1:13:21 Shh.
1:13:23 ROB: This is amazing.
1:13:24 OK.
1:13:24 [LAUGHTER] Shh.
1:13:27 STEELO: Lookā oh, likeā- What?
1:13:29 STEELO: Like, dumbfounded.
1:13:30 Dumbfounded.
1:13:33 No, Jackie.
1:13:34 Shh.
1:13:35 Come on, Jackie.
1:13:36 What the heck?
1:13:37 How'd you do that?
1:13:38 That girl successfully snuck out at least a hundred times.
1:13:41 STEELO: For sure.
1:13:42 That girl never even went to school, yeah.
1:13:44 Oh, look.
1:13:45 I'm going to show you this trick.
1:13:46 Ready?
1:13:46 So you get this ketchup, right?
1:13:48 Ketchup.
1:13:49 You get some salt.
1:13:50 ROB: OK.
1:13:51 I suppose you have to put it in there, it starts heating up.
1:13:53 Ready?
1:13:54 Oh, yeah.
1:13:54 It started heating up.
1:13:55 Look, do that.
1:13:57 [SPANISH] STEELO: Oh, [BLEEP].
1:13:58 ROB: Oh.
1:13:59 Quick and easy.
1:14:00 Feed the hand.
1:14:01 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK,
1:14:05 how long do you think humans have been pranking each other?
1:14:09 Ooh, since the beginning.
1:14:10 ROB: Since the beginning.
1:14:11 Since Adam and Eve, if we believe in Adam and Eve.
1:14:13 Adam and Eve probably was out there pranking each other for sure.
1:14:15 ROB: All right.
1:14:15 Like, I bet you gonna go eat that fruit.
1:14:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14:18 Yeah, I was, like, trying to think of howā STEELO: It ruined us.
1:14:21 I was thinking about, like, post-fruit.
1:14:23 Like, you got something on your leaf.
1:14:25 Bam, you know what I'm saying?
1:14:26 Like, something in that sort of zone.
1:14:27 CHANEL: They were probably doing it all the time
1:14:29 cause there's nothing else to do back then.
1:14:30 STEELO: Yeah.
1:14:31 Probably, like, prank life.
1:14:32 That's it.
1:14:32 CHANEL: That was entertainment.
1:14:33 Smacking each other's booty.
1:14:34 Now, does it feel like it's gettingā that people prank
1:14:37 now more or less than they did 10 years ago?
1:14:40 Way more.
1:14:41 More.
1:14:42 Cause theyā they think they can get famous off being pranksters and stuff.
1:14:45 So people want to prank all day.
1:14:46 The pranks aren't even necessarily good half the time.
1:14:50 It's justā yeah.
1:14:51 ROB: Yeah, and look, and there's just a point where it's not
1:14:53 a prank anymore and you're just being a dick.
1:14:54 STEELO: That's true.
1:14:55 You know what I mean?
1:14:56 And that's everybody in this category of Not a Prank.
1:15:00 [CHEERING] MAN: [LAUGHS] [GROANING] ROB: Oh, uh-oh.
1:15:07 [BLEEP], oh.
1:15:08 STEELO: What was that?
1:15:09 Anyway, we're out of here.
1:15:11 [BLEEP] They're all running.
1:15:12 What's even going on?
1:15:13 ROB: They acted like they had a chain or something,
1:15:15 pulled it in front of the car.
1:15:17 The car hit his brakes, and the other car behind him hit him.
1:15:19 So the car thought he was gonna get tripped?
1:15:21 [LAUGHTER] It's just a prank, dude.
1:15:25 You got insurance.
1:15:27 STEELO: What we doing?
1:15:28 What we doing?
1:15:29 [SHOUTING] Oh, heā the first one missed.
1:15:35 The first one was a warning shot.
1:15:36 ROB: Man, first of all,
1:15:37 you're that deep into a conversation while taking a [BLEEP] right now.
1:15:40 CHANEL: I feel like he's purposely got that cupboard open because
1:15:42 they do this type of [BLEEP] to him all the time.
1:15:44 Must be.
1:15:45 He's got a defense system in here.
1:15:46 STEELO: Yeah, I ain't neverā yeah, I [BLEEP] FaceTime here and there,
1:15:49 but that man's on a private call.
1:15:50 That's a business call right there.
1:15:52 First of all, youā I hope to [BLEEP] God you do not FaceTime and [BLEEP].
1:15:57 Every day.
1:15:58 I'm neverā I don't evenā STEELO: I don't show the [BLEEP].
1:16:01 It's not like I'm like, hey, well, wonder what I'm doing.
1:16:03 It's like I'm here withā ROB: What if you're mid-log?
1:16:05 Nice background here.
1:16:06 What if you're mid-log?
1:16:07 What if you [BLEEP] send off a plop to somebody?
1:16:10 I know when it's gonna make sounds and when it's not.
1:16:12 I can control the volume within theā the toilet.
1:16:15 CHANEL: Send off a plop.
1:16:16 ROB: Man.
1:16:17 What's up, big Mike?
1:16:19 Oh!
1:16:20 What is you doing?
1:16:21 Man, you know what's going down, egg to the face.
1:16:24 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE]
1:16:28 Have you ever pranked somebody, and it was mean?
1:16:33 Yeah.
1:16:34 You guys are so nice.
1:16:35 You don't prank people.
1:16:36 Yeah, to, like, kids, andā and my mom.
1:16:38 ROB: Yeah.
1:16:39 I guess.
1:16:40 Yeah, you feel bad instantly, but, like, it's never, like, actually mean.
1:16:44 It's just you being like, OK,
1:16:45 your feelings got a little more hurt than I thought they would.
1:16:47 So I'm sorry.
1:16:48 Yeah, you know, look, I could take it all the way back to "Rob&
1:16:51 Big," where I felt like I tricked my mom, let my mom think I got arrested.
1:16:54 You know what I mean?
1:16:55 She cried.
1:16:55 STEELO: Yeah.
1:16:56 You know what I mean?
1:16:57 I [BLEEP] up.
1:16:57 You know what I mean?
1:16:58 I [BLEEP] up, you know?
1:16:59 And it's like, a lot of times,
1:17:01 you think something's going to be funny and you're just plain mean,
1:17:04 just like everybody in this category, Why Would You Do That?
1:17:08 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Uh-oh.
1:17:13 Uh-oh.
1:17:15 Oh, what was that for?
1:17:17 Are you serious?
1:17:19 No sooner than he hit his face, than he was already [BLEEP] up and angry.
1:17:23 Yeah, he could also put his seatbelt on and fix all of this.
1:17:26 ROB: Let's work on target practice.
1:17:27 Bam.
1:17:28 What the [BLEEP]ā CHANEL: What is that?
1:17:31 STEELO: It's an egg.
1:17:32 That could be good for your skin, though.
1:17:34 CHANEL: Yeah.
1:17:35 Yeah, I mean, I don'tā it could be good for your skin,
1:17:37 but probably not good for your eyes.
1:17:38 STEELO: Nah.
1:17:39 It went literally on his eye and landed on his nipple.
1:17:41 It covered his nipple.
1:17:43 [BLEEP] really did.
1:17:44 STEELO: It never touches the water.
1:17:45 It just goes down and stays there.
1:17:46 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Oh!
1:17:48 ROB: Ow.
1:17:49 MAN: Ow!
1:17:49 [BLEEP] that was on my nut!
1:17:51 ROB: Really did lock in.
1:17:52 MAN: My nut was hanging, dude!
1:17:54 That had to hurt.
1:17:55 Why would you be, like, in the stance, though?
1:17:56 MAN: Ow!
1:17:57 [BLEEP] That was on my nut!
1:17:59 He will become a venture capitalist and pay for this in his future.
1:18:02 [LAUGHTER] He just got a venture capital vibe.
1:18:05 STEELO: Yeah, he does.
1:18:06 [LAUGHS] ROB: Hey.
1:18:09 STEELO: You going to squeeze this.
1:18:10 ROB: Oh.
1:18:12 I can't believe you just [BLEEP] did that.
1:18:13 You stupid prick.
1:18:14 Look at the [BLEEP].
1:18:15 ROB: You stupid prick.
1:18:16 Get off and just let me be.
1:18:18 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK,
1:18:22 at what age should you stop pranking people?
1:18:24 STEELO: Ooh.
1:18:25 Like, 14.
1:18:27 ROB: No, no, no, I'm saying, like, the person you would prank.
1:18:29 Like, what is the oldest person you should legally be able to prank?
1:18:33 CHANEL: Wellā 90.
1:18:35 ROB: Oh, you think you go 90?
1:18:36 I think if you're gonna go out, it might as well be with a laugh.
1:18:40 Yeah, man.
1:18:41 Butā but most likely, the prank's going to be a scare, fear.
1:18:44 Fear is gonna kill you?
1:18:45 Yeah, but when you get up there, let you know it was a prank.
1:18:47 [LAUGHTER] It was a prank.
1:18:50 Oh, hey, hey, I know you're upset, but, look, it was just a prank.
1:18:53 That wasn't real.
1:18:54 Yeah, look, there should probably be a law, like, 60.
1:18:57 60 max.
1:18:58 You know what I mean?
1:18:59 Anything above 70, it's a prankicide.
1:19:00 STEELO: It is.
1:19:01 A prankicide.
1:19:03 ROB: You know what I mean?
1:19:04 [LAUGHTER] You accidentally killed somebody with a prank, you know.
1:19:08 In this category, nobody dies because we don't show that on the show.
1:19:12 At least, we're not sure, you know.
1:19:14 But this category right here is all people doing attempted Prankicide aside.
1:19:18 Take a look.
1:19:19 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] [SHOUTS] ROB: Ah!
1:19:28 Who did it?
1:19:29 ROB: Man, literally, she almost died.
1:19:31 Bro, right to the edge.
1:19:32 Ah!
1:19:34 ROB: Ah.
1:19:36 You know, I sleep with a fan on every night,
1:19:39 and somebody's putting [BLEEP] powder in the fan.
1:19:42 And I turned it on, and it's all over now.
1:19:45 Why are you yelling, though?
1:19:46 ROB: Man, why are you blaming whoever's on the phone,
1:19:48 just cause they're filming you laughing?
1:19:50 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Bang, bang, smash!
1:19:52 Ah [BLEEP].
1:19:53 MAN: Smash.
1:19:54 Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
1:19:56 The bastard of son of a bitch.
1:19:57 MAN: What?
1:19:58 [BLEEPS] Son of a bitch.
1:20:02 STEELO: She is really hot about this.
1:20:04 Don't mess with my Tony Tiger collection.
1:20:07 You know, when you look out into the future and you have children,
1:20:11 do you think you'll make fun of them?
1:20:13 Yes, 1,000%.
1:20:14 They will get bullied first at home.
1:20:16 That's where they'll get their first bullying.
1:20:19 Well, when I look out in the future, I look at you,
1:20:21 like, just testing this three-year-old to the next level.
1:20:24 Look how dumb your hair looks.
1:20:25 Like, oh, you're like, ohā I don't know if I'll go that far.
1:20:29 We went that far.
1:20:30 STEELO: Oh, OK.
1:20:31 Even if it was by accident.
1:20:32 It's just like everybody in this category, Parent Trolls.
1:20:35 Take a look.
1:20:36 [CHEERING] Oh, yeah, our baby's so pretty.
1:20:45 What's up, baby?
1:20:46 Jeez.
1:20:47 [LAUGHTER] You think I'm ready to be a dad?
1:20:50 Absolutely not.
1:20:51 Of course, I'm ready to be a dad.
1:20:53 Oh, look at that cute little fella.
1:20:55 Nah.
1:20:56 [LAUGHTER] Looks like a cheeseburger now.
1:20:58 Ha.
1:21:00 MAN: And do you see?
1:21:01 ROB: There he is.
1:21:02 MAN: A small child trying to put rubbish in rubbish bins.
1:21:06 [LAUGHTER] And he is having trouble at this point in time.
1:21:10 He sounds like he's narrating a Disney movie.
1:21:12 MAN: Oh, it's here, a glimmer of hope.
1:21:15 A glimmer of hope.
1:21:15 And it's stuck.
1:21:16 Oh.
1:21:17 CHANEL: He sounds like a little wizard.
1:21:18 [LAUGHS] A wizard needs to be like, here you go, little child.
1:21:22 [LAUGHTER] I look like my father.
1:21:25 STEELO: I'm getting the chicks.
1:21:27 Look like my father.
1:21:28 MAN: You look good, son.
1:21:29 You look good.
1:21:31 Boy, and just to think, you used to be in my balls.
1:21:34 And now we're face-to-face.
1:21:35 Ain't that something?
1:21:37 [LAUGHTER] I love him being, like, shocked his dad said that.
1:21:41 He like, man, I can't post this.
1:21:43 [LAUGHTER] [AWING] ROB: What'd we do?
1:21:50 [GASPING] [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Did he shave her head?
1:21:55 ROB: He shaved her head on the low.
1:21:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh, here's our baby.
1:21:58 I always wanted a boy!
1:22:00 ROB: Look at the devastation.
1:22:01 That'sā that's not funny.
1:22:04 CHANEL: Aw.
1:22:05 She spent her whole life growing that hair.
1:22:06 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: I sat here and posed for, like, 10 minutes.
1:22:10 Let me see the product.
1:22:11 Butā WOMAN: Is that me?
1:22:18 Is that me?
1:22:19 [LAUGHTER] Who else is it gonna be?
1:22:21 I've been sitting here for 10 minutes drawing you.
1:22:23 [LAUGHTER] She knew instantly.
1:22:26 WOMAN: No.
1:22:26 No, it's nice.
1:22:28 [LAUGHTER] No, no, it's nice.
1:22:33 WOMAN: It's so nice.
1:22:35 Oh, I've never looked better.
1:22:37 ROB: Oh, no.
1:22:38 WOMAN: Ooh, where were you?
1:22:40 Where were you when it was time for senior photos?
1:22:43 [LAUGHTER] Has Daddy left?
1:22:45 WOMAN: Daddy don't know what he doing, anyway.
1:22:47 ROB: Look.
1:22:48 WOMAN: That's how you say that'sā that's a great drawing in French.
1:22:52 ROB: Oh, god.
1:22:53 All right, not cool when it's a double team.
1:22:55 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK, look, the reality of it is,
1:23:01 every now and again, you get a gift from somebody, and it's [BLEEP].
1:23:05 And youā depending on who that friend is, you curb your reaction.
1:23:09 I feel kind of bad doing this.
1:23:10 Hopefully, this person,
1:23:11 I don't think she really watches "Ridiculousness," anyways.
1:23:13 Butā- Debbie.
1:23:14 Grandma.
1:23:15 Butā ROB: Grandma.
1:23:16 I have a friend in my group of friends.
1:23:18 No, say her name.
1:23:19 No, she's known for giving the [BLEEP] gifts.
1:23:21 And we're like, yo, I feel likeā She's known for this?
1:23:23 Yes, and we're like, dude, does she, like,
1:23:25 go to the dollar store and just stock up stuff?
1:23:27 And it's likeā- No, say a name.
1:23:28 Call them out.
1:23:29 No, I can't.
1:23:30 But it's likeā She'll only buy better gifts.
1:23:33 --back gifts that myā that she gave my one friend a gift.
1:23:35 And then my one friend just left the gift on my counter.
1:23:37 ROB: No.
1:23:38 Like, didn't even take it.
1:23:39 I was like, that's soā like, take the gift, like.
1:23:41 Yeah, yeah.
1:23:42 That person knows who they are now.
1:23:44 Yeah, no.
1:23:45 And look, and even if that person doesn't watch,
1:23:48 it's gonna to be like the reverberation of, which one is the friends?
1:23:51 All the friends that kind of know her, that do watch,
1:23:53 are going to [BLEEP] shake her out,
1:23:55 smoke, be like, you need to watch this episode and talkā check your girl.
1:23:59 [LAUGHTER] Well, look, these people got no problem saying it.
1:24:03 They just say, thanks, I hate it.
1:24:05 Take a look.
1:24:06 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] WOMAN: You got meā WOMAN:
1:24:13 You sure that'sā --Japanese porn.
1:24:15 No, it is.
1:24:16 MAN: That's what it is.
1:24:17 Girls who make these faces from the porn.
1:24:19 Lookā look at this girl.
1:24:20 You think she happy?
1:24:22 You think sheā you think thisā oh, no, I can't wear this in public!
1:24:28 So you're not gonna wear it?
1:24:30 [CHATTER] Oh.
1:24:33 ROB: Oh.
1:24:35 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Guys, I'm walking just fine, but thanks.
1:24:39 ROB: Look at this.
1:24:40 WOMAN: I hope you've got something else in mind, Pat,
1:24:43 because you can shove that where the bloody sun don't shine.
1:24:47 STEELO: He like it.
1:24:48 I'll use it.
1:24:49 Bloody marvelous.
1:24:50 Now, piss off, all of you.
1:24:52 There you have it for Things I Hated.
1:24:55 [CHEERING] Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK,
1:25:01 I know in my household, the mom is the tough one on the kids, OK?
1:25:07 I'm a softy.
1:25:08 You know what I mean?
1:25:09 I get tricked into just about anything.
1:25:11 You know what I mean?
1:25:12 And my daughter, she knows how to trick me.
1:25:14 Her latest thing is, I'm cold, Dada.
1:25:15 Can you hold me?
1:25:16 And they were trying to explain to me that she only says it to me.
1:25:20 And I'm like, that's not true.
1:25:22 And then they did an experiment, where I stayed out of the room.
1:25:25 She was totally fine.
1:25:26 The moment I walked in the room, Dada, I'm cold.
1:25:29 Dada, I'm cold.
1:25:30 That's cute.
1:25:31 ROB: Oh, man, it got me, where the wife will be like, you are not cold.
1:25:34 Get back in your chair.
1:25:36 And she's not cold anymore.
1:25:38 You know what I mean?
1:25:39 That's funny.
1:25:40 Do you think your mother's laid down the law with you guys?
1:25:43 CHANEL: My momā well, I realized why my parents were not
1:25:45 meant to be together because they're strict about,
1:25:48 like, the opposite things and nice about the opposite things.
1:25:51 Like, my dad, like, would clean up after me.
1:25:52 And my mom said, clean your room.
1:25:54 One's strict about, the other's not.
1:25:56 If they were together, my life would have been hell.
1:25:57 But, likeā ROB: I thought you were going to say,
1:25:59 my life would have been perfectly balanced.
1:26:00 STEELO: Perfect, yeah.
1:26:02 ROB: Because, like, my mom would have been, like, clean your room.
1:26:04 And you'd be like, dad, can you get that for me?
1:26:05 I guess, actually, now that I think about it.
1:26:06 STEELO: You could have ran that.
1:26:07 You could have finessed them toā That would have worked.
1:26:10 I just feel like they would have bumped heads, you know?
1:26:11 Yeah, OK, look, this category right here is filled
1:26:13 with moms you just don't want to mess with.
1:26:15 Take a look at Don't F With Mom.
1:26:17 [CHEERING] So my son has a girlfriend in his room.
1:26:23 I've decided to scare the crap out of her.
1:26:26 Here we go.
1:26:27 Here we go.
1:26:30 Oh, yeah.
1:26:32 Come on out, Brittany.
1:26:33 Come out, come out come out.
1:26:37 STEELO: Two days later.
1:26:38 ROB: Oh.
1:26:40 Jeez, my bad.
1:26:41 My son doesn't have a girlfriend.
1:26:43 [LAUGHTER] ROB: What?
1:26:45 Oh, what?
1:26:47 STEELO: Oh, she's funny.
1:26:48 She's funny.
1:26:50 She makes her own videos, and she's funny.
1:26:51 It's hilarious.
1:26:52 Look, do you even have a son?
1:26:54 OK.
1:26:55 That is prettyā STEELO: It pretty funny.
1:26:57 MAN: It's in there.
1:26:59 It's not gonna jump at me?
1:27:00 No, it's in there.
1:27:02 Look.
1:27:02 ROB: It's in there.
1:27:03 Take a look.
1:27:05 Mom, look.
1:27:07 Oh.
1:27:10 You think I'm a fool?
1:27:11 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.
1:27:14 I like her.
1:27:15 Man, she played dumb.
1:27:16 She, like, set him up.
1:27:17 You know what I mean?
1:27:18 Oh, in the beginning,
1:27:19 she really made me think that she was scared and she didn't know.
1:27:21 She did a good job.
1:27:22 She's like, I don't know.
1:27:23 Look.
1:27:24 [LAUGHTER] You think I'm a fool?
1:27:29 [LAUGHS] MAN: Oh, wow, Mom, you finally finished with the puzzle.
1:27:33 STEELO: Uh-oh.
1:27:34 Here we go again.
1:27:36 CHANEL: I hate these moments.
1:27:37 ROB: Oh.
1:27:38 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Like, little asshole.
1:27:42 By the grace of God, it's the most sturdy deer puzzle of all time.
1:27:47 STEELO: Deer puzzle.
1:27:48 What the [BLEEP], man?
1:27:50 --your footmarks get on the goddamn wall unless you're
1:27:53 twerking your ass offā CHILD: I didn't do it.
1:27:54 ROB: I didn't do it!
1:27:56 Man, she got busted cause her footprints were on the mirror.
1:27:59 I feel like this is at the height of, like, 2014 Miley era.
1:28:02 Yeah, that haircut right there in the front.
1:28:05 ROB: Damn, we're reallyā he got Bieber hair.
1:28:06 STEELO: Yeah, he does.
1:28:06 ROB: You know what I mean?
1:28:07 He got Bieber hair.
1:28:08 STEELO: Instagram came out that week.
1:28:09 [BLEEP] Instagram came out.
1:28:11 This is, like, their first post on Instagram.
1:28:14 Baby looking good.
1:28:15 ROB: Oh, you looking good.
1:28:16 MAN: Let me go live.
1:28:18 It's nice.
1:28:19 --on Instagram.
1:28:19 [COUGHS] I beā all my followers get to see meā ooh, there's this side.
1:28:22 They get to see me and stuff like that.
1:28:24 [GROANING] Who the hell is this guy?
1:28:27 CHANEL: Her face.
1:28:28 Dirty bitch.
1:28:30 Go back.
1:28:31 Go back.
1:28:31 Call that man dirty bitch out the real.
1:28:33 He started.
1:28:34 It simmered.
1:28:35 Her first shot was, you dirty bitch.
1:28:37 STEELO: I don't ever get when you can draw
1:28:38 your own eyebrows on, why you would stop right there.
1:28:40 ROB: Man, likeā STEELO: Why, you like, thisā this is enough.
1:28:43 I outlined it.
1:28:44 It's fine.
1:28:45 ROB: Let's get someā like, get some layers.
1:28:47 Get some girth in there or something, someā ROB: Single line.
1:28:50 STEELO: Yeah.
1:28:50 You're a dirty bitch.
1:28:52 All this coronavirus [BLEEP] going on and you put your hands in my face?
1:28:57 Get the [BLEEP] out of my house.
1:28:59 Out of my house.
1:29:01 God-[BLEEP], what the [BLEEP] is wrong with you, mother-[BLEEP]?
1:29:04 All this coronavirus,
1:29:05 [BLEEP] you put your hands in myā Man, all this coronavirus.
1:29:08 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness.".
1:29:11 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] Yeah, yeah,
1:29:13 yeah Can you please tell those that don't know the title of your podcast?
1:29:19 The Morning Wood Show with Deez Nuts.
1:29:21 [LAUGHTER]- That's a great title.
1:29:23 There we go.
1:29:24 You'll never forget it.
1:29:25 You'll never forget it.
1:29:27 Whenā when was the first time youā [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] Hey,
1:29:32 there's no way you canā That's a good title.
1:29:34 [LAUGHTER] I was just about to say, discovered deez nuts.
1:29:38 [LAUGHTER] Hey, look, every time you hear it, it makes you laugh.
1:29:43 Every single time.
1:29:44 So we dedicated an entire category to itā TYRON: Wow.
1:29:47 --Deez Nuts.
1:29:48 Take a look.
1:29:49 TYRON: Hey, hey.
1:29:51 [APPLAUSE] What's your name?
1:29:54 Now you gonna walk off.
1:29:55 ROB: You ain't gonna walk off right now.
1:29:57 That's my parking spot.
1:29:59 What's your name, sir?
1:30:00 My name is Deez.
1:30:01 These what, sir?
1:30:02 Deez Nuts.
1:30:03 [LAUGHTER] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:30:08 He was waiting on that.
1:30:09 ROB: Yeah.
1:30:10 STEELO: He was waiting on that!
1:30:11 ROB: He couldn't evenā all of his anger was gone the moment he said, Deez who?
1:30:15 Deez what?
1:30:16 He's like, oh, [BLEEP].
1:30:19 Oh my god.
1:30:20 He couldn't believe he fell for it.
1:30:22 MAN: Yo, I can't believe they've been together for 23 years and never broke up.
1:30:26 Who?
1:30:26 MAN: Who?
1:30:26 MAN: Deez Nuts!
1:30:27 [LAUGHTER] Hey, I'm using that one.
1:30:32 I'm using that one.
1:30:34 Yeah, look at this boy.
1:30:35 [LAUGHTER] He died, bro.
1:30:39 He really crossed his arms like he died.
1:30:41 TYRON: Hey.
1:30:42 STEELO: He was like, ah!
1:30:43 Hey, he went Wakanda.
1:30:44 [LAUGHTER] Can't breathe.
1:30:46 MAN: Have you tried these?
1:30:47 Tried what?
1:30:49 MAN: These nuts.
1:30:50 Got him.
1:30:51 [LAUGHTER] I think that's his mom,
1:30:53 and he realized he's about to get his ass whooped.
1:30:55 So he had a backup plan, and that [BLEEP] had a can of nuts.
1:30:57 ROB: Right.
1:30:58 Right.
1:30:58 MAN: These nuts.
1:30:59 Got him.
1:31:00 ROB: Got him.
1:31:01 MAN: These nuts right here.
1:31:02 TYRON: Right.
1:31:02 Look, see?
1:31:03 Look.
1:31:03 See?
1:31:04 --know how communism was defined by the original propagator of communism.
1:31:08 Yeah.
1:31:08 How was it?
1:31:09 These nuts.
1:31:10 So that's your argument?
1:31:11 Yeah, these nuts.
1:31:11 That's your intellectual engagement in theā Intellectually, these testicles.
1:31:15 Hey, that's it.
1:31:16 These Nuts can solve everything.
1:31:18 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] OK, look,
1:31:23 here's an old saying that says, fool me once, shame on you.
1:31:28 STEELO: Yeah.
1:31:29 Fool me twice, shame on me.
1:31:31 How often do you get fooled twice?
1:31:33 The same exact way?
1:31:35 ROB: Same way.
1:31:36 Oh, not often.
1:31:37 Not often at all.
1:31:38 You got to be really good to [BLEEPS] with this brain.
1:31:41 OK, well, everybody in this category right here,
1:31:45 they've already been fooled once, and they're not gonna let it happen again.
1:31:47 Take a look at Not This Time.
1:31:49 [CHEERING] [HIP-HOP MUSIC] WOMAN: So I'm gonna drop it,
1:31:55 and you have to catch it with your forehead.
1:31:57 That's called a concussion.
1:31:58 ROB: That's called a concussion.
1:32:00 There you go, future sportscaster.
1:32:02 WOMAN: 3, 2, 1.
1:32:06 ROB: Got it.
1:32:07 [LAUGHTER] That tie looks like a contestant
1:32:10 on Wheel of Fortune for whatever reason.
1:32:12 Hey, baba.
1:32:14 No, that's your grandfather's tie.
1:32:16 STEELO: It really is like an old tie.
1:32:19 ROB: Oh, here we go.
1:32:20 STEELO: Here we go!
1:32:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: What's up?
1:32:24 What's up?
1:32:25 He is their hero now.
1:32:26 Wait, is he a teacher?
1:32:27 Yeah.
1:32:28 Oh, I thought he was a student.
1:32:29 ROB: Yeah, science.
1:32:31 Been doing this school for 15 years.
1:32:33 [LAUGHTER] Oh, is this what you do to this poor guy?
1:32:37 All right, there you go.
1:32:39 I'mma get to it.
1:32:40 I'mma get to it.
1:32:42 [APPLAUSE] Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." OK,
1:32:46 look, as a father with small children,
1:32:49 you feel taken advantage of when they take a dump
1:32:53 in their diapers and they didn't do it on time,
1:32:57 on schedule, or when you expected it, or when their mother's around.
1:33:00 CHANEL: Or when their mother's around.
1:33:02 ROB: You know what I mean?
1:33:03 Take me toā ROB: This category right here is about
1:33:07 parents that has gotten so much of their children's doo,
1:33:10 doo on their hands throughout their life that they
1:33:12 felt like they needed to do a little payback.
1:33:15 [LAUGHTER] And asā as interesting as it sounds,
1:33:18 get prepared to see the magic of Parental Payback.
1:33:22 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, hey, here you go.
1:33:30 CHILD: There you go.
1:33:31 WOMAN: Thank you, baby.
1:33:32 STEELO: Oh, no.
1:33:33 Ew!
1:33:35 [SHOUTING] STEELO: Oh, so you know that you don't like it.
1:33:40 [CRIES] STEELO: Yeah, oh, man.
1:33:43 The fact that kids know they don't like it is hilarious to me,
1:33:45 but yet you're doing it in your [BLEEP] pants.
1:33:48 ROB: Man.
1:33:49 MAN: Give it to me.
1:33:50 Through the door.
1:33:51 ROB: I love that it's all the same setup, like,
1:33:53 where it's like, yeah, I got the toilet paper right here.
1:33:55 Ew.
1:33:57 ROB: [GROANS] Mommy.
1:33:59 WOMAN: Get away.
1:34:01 [CRIES] ROB: Oh, man.
1:34:06 WOMAN: It's so scary.
1:34:07 Ah!
1:34:08 STEELO: She had to move her hand [BLEEP] Oh, don't move that hand too much.
1:34:12 No.
1:34:12 WOMAN: Smell it.
1:34:13 MAN: Smell it.
1:34:14 WOMAN: Smell it.
1:34:15 It's just peanut butter and chocolate.
1:34:16 No!
1:34:17 Oh, man, just scarred.
1:34:19 MAN: Here, just give it to me in my hands here.
1:34:21 Hold on.
1:34:22 STEELO: I would do this.
1:34:23 [SHOUTING] ROB: Like, as if your parents would have [BLEEP] on their hands.
1:34:29 That much.
1:34:31 Like, they just don't know what they're doing.
1:34:36 ROB: Thank you.
1:34:37 WOMAN: Oh my god, Aaliyah.
1:34:38 Yeah?
1:34:40 WOMAN: Oh, look at your hand.
1:34:43 AALIYAH: What is that?
1:34:44 What is that?
1:34:45 WOMAN: Oh, look at that.
1:34:46 ROB: What is it?
1:34:47 What is that, coronavirus?
1:34:48 What is that?
1:34:49 [SHOUTING] STEELO: Oh, man.
1:34:52 She didn't get that much on her, though.
1:34:54 Man, she barely got any on her.
1:34:55 It's like she just saw a dead body.
1:34:57 Like, just legitimately saw a ghost.
1:34:59 WOMAN: Just give me the roll, baby?
1:35:01 CHILD: How?
1:35:03 Mom, is that poop?
1:35:05 WOMAN: Oh my god.
1:35:06 Is it poop?
1:35:08 ROB: Oh, what the hell?
1:35:09 WOMAN: I'm sorry, baby.
1:35:11 Give me the toilet paper.
1:35:13 Are you about to puke?
1:35:15 Oh, don't puke.
1:35:16 Don't puke.
1:35:16 Wash your hands.
1:35:18 STEELO: She went too far.
1:35:19 ROB: Yeah, real funny, mom.
1:35:20 All right, that's it for our episode today.
1:35:22 For Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast, I'm Rob Dyrdek.
1:35:25 We'll see you next time on "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] [DEVO,
1:35:28 "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"]