Ridiculousnessly Next-Level Pranks 🤫 SUPER COMPILATION | Ridiculousness

Ridiculousnessly Next-Level Pranks 🤫 SUPER COMPILATION | Ridiculousness

MTV's Ridiculousness

0:00 MAN: Bah?

0:01 ROB: It's ladies night.

0:02 [UPBEAT MUSIC]- Hey.

0:04 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.

0:06 Gotcha.

0:07 Gotcha.

0:08 Gotcha.

0:08 You know he's doing it for sure.

0:10 Hey, man, he got him so good.

0:11 He goes so deep.

0:12 STEELO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:14 HOST: He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:15 STEELO: Hey!

0:15 Hey!

0:16 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He got fired, though.

0:19 ROB: Yeah, he did.

0:19 Been wasting straws too much.

0:21 ROB: Yeah.

0:22 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] OK, look,

0:26 it's been a while since I've just jumped

0:29 towards somebody and expected them to catch me.

0:31 Yeah.

0:32 ROB: I don't remember the last time.

0:33 Do you remember the last time that— that you ran towards someone,

0:37 and jumped at them, and they caught you?

0:39 STEELO: I've never done that.

0:40 I mean, you say, don't trust anyone.

0:42 Yeah.

0:43 You used to say that.

0:44 You— you used to say that.

0:45 Don't trust anyone.

0:46 And that's one of the main reasons, people are weak.

0:49 Like, actually jumping.

0:50 Like, maybe I'll do a trust fall, like lean back.

0:52 ROB: OK.

0:53 But I don't even do that for real.

0:54 I know, but what about you catching somebody?

0:56 I'll do it with my son.

0:57 I'll do it with Zayn.

0:58 ROB: I mean, but—- With my girl.

0:59 Like, when will we— when does it end?

1:03 Hopefully soon.

1:03 ROB: Yeah.

1:04 I can't take this anymore.

1:05 Just thought about it.

1:06 ROB: Yeah.

1:07 He's getting pretty big.

1:08 That's it.

1:08 Like, at some point, you're gonna let him down.

1:10 You know what I'm saying?

1:11 Like, you're gonna to be like, oh, no, I still got it.

1:14 And no.

1:15 I hope not.

1:16 Joking.

1:16 Just joking.

1:17 It's just the case.

1:18 You— when you jump towards somebody, you got to trust their strength.

1:21 Everybody in this category, they shouldn't have done it.

1:23 Take a look at Trust Bails.

1:25 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Oh.

1:32 Oh, OK.

1:33 I don't like it.

1:34 LOLO: This is messed up.

1:34 ROB: Oh, man.

1:35 Set him up.

1:36 STEELO: Oh, that was a real wall.

1:37 Set him off.

1:38 Just in case you wanted to know, it was not a couch.

1:40 It was a wall, guys.

1:41 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Yikes.

1:43 LOLO: They're just messed up.

1:44 Superman.

1:44 He was so happy to trust him.

1:45 ROB: He really— listen, he's just, like, just so happy to be in the TikToks.

1:49 STEELO: Yeah, you guys are great.

1:50 ROB: Oh, I can be in?

1:51 Oh, OK.

1:51 I— [LAUGHTER] Oh.

1:56 Oh.

1:57 Oh, man.

1:58 They broke up on that dance.

1:59 ROB: That's it.

2:00 This is just a life of bad relationships.

2:02 STEELO: I don't know why they're not working.

2:04 ROB: Yeah.

2:04 CHILD: Eee!

2:05 The signs were all there.

2:06 ROB: Uh-oh.

2:07 OK.

2:09 Oh, that just— let him down.

2:11 STEELO: He didn't even drop the— you can

2:12 always tell cause that second leg— Butt goes down.

2:14 That second leg go right there.

2:16 You want to— yeah.

2:17 ROB: Yeah, he knew you weren't there for him.

2:18 He could call that body.

2:20 LOLO: Hilarious.

2:20 Don't trust a man.

2:21 Trust in the Lord.

2:23 Oh, yes.

2:24 Trust in the Lord.

2:25 ROB: Oh, man, did she say that?

2:26 Yeah.

2:26 Don't trust the man.

2:27 Trust the Lord.

2:27 What?

2:28 Like, don't trust you?

2:30 How was I trusting you?

2:31 ROB: It was trusting you.

2:32 You weren't trusting him.

2:33 And what's God got to do with this right now?

2:35 Don't trust a man.

2:37 Trust in the Lord.

2:38 Trust in the Lord.

2:39 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, yeah.

2:42 LOLO: Oh.

2:43 I'll tell you like this, my— the thing I hate most in life

2:45 in videos is when they look to the camera and say, be quiet.

2:48 Oh, I hate you.

2:49 I hate you as a person.

2:50 It's just you two.

2:51 STEELO: What are you talking about?

2:53 [LAUGHTER] Shh.

2:55 ROB: Don't text her.

2:56 STEELO: What?

2:57 Why do this.

2:59 ROB: Oh.

3:00 [LAUGHTER] Goddamn.

3:03 STEELO: You got to— yeah.

3:04 LOLO: Like, the jump to the back toe?

3:06 Yeah, that's why your toe hurts.

3:07 STEELO: But his toe don't really hurt.

3:09 Also, forget your toe.

3:10 ROB: Man, oh, did you— You just dropped your girl.

3:12 The toe does not matter.

3:13 ROB: Nice.

3:14 LOLO: Oh, he didn't even— she didn't land on it.

3:15 STEELO: He got to pretend.

3:16 LOLO: Yeah.

3:17 ROB: Oh.

3:17 LOLO: Oh.

3:17 STEELO: They both got hurt.

3:18 ROB: I was hurting.

3:19 I couldn't save you.

3:20 There you have it for Trust Bails.

3:23 [CHEERING] You know, I don't— I don't know who makes laws.

3:28 [LAUGHTER] LOLO: They do.

3:32 [BLEEP], that was so good.

3:34 No, no, just had to, like, go through.

3:37 Like, who does make them?

3:39 I guess people vote on them.

3:41 [LAUGHTER] But somebody needs to figure out a way

3:45 to outlaw putting your fingers in somebody's mouth without their approval.

3:49 You know what I'm saying?

3:50 Approval part.

3:50 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

3:51 Approval part.

3:52 You know, cause— Oh, just, like, one of those.

3:54 That's— like, right now, like, someone,

3:56 runs up on you in the streets and fingers your face— Oh, man.

3:59 ROB: --there is nothing— Fingers, my face.

4:02 Like, keeps it in there a little bit.

4:03 Keeps it in there is crazy.

4:05 What are you doing to this guy?

4:06 No, stop it!

4:07 Yeah.

4:08 Please, stop!

4:09 Oh, I mean, you're pinned up against a wall.

4:12 STEELO: Pinned up against a wall?

4:14 What positions are you guys putting yourselves in?

4:16 Oh, man, just saying, like, there's no repercussions.

4:19 No, you got to fight that person.

4:20 I don't think— I'm reporting this guy twice.

4:23 [LAUGHTER] Oh, [BLEEP].

4:26 No no, man.

4:27 No charges.

4:28 No charges.

4:30 Everybody in this category all deserves to go to jail.

4:33 Take a look at Finger Felony.

4:35 [CHEERING] STEELO: Oh, it's— that was a felony.

4:37 LOLO: It's a felony.

4:38 STEELO: It's a felony.

4:40 ROB: Oh, man.

4:41 Oh, oh, man.

4:43 STEELO: Your mouth was open for a while.

4:45 Like, what did you want from us?

4:46 ROB: When you let the mouth close and then you touched tonsil— LOLO: Ugh.

4:50 STEELO: It's not right.

4:51 ROB: --you should go to jail.

4:52 STEELO: Yeah.

4:53 MAN: Thomas.

4:54 ROB: Aw.

4:55 MAN: Boop.

4:57 STEELO: He ain't like that.

4:57 ROB: No.

4:58 STEELO: That's a grumpy old man right there.

5:00 Oh, man, we cut it off.

5:02 He jumped at her, and he looked like he worked too.

5:04 He was tired from work.

5:05 ROB: That's it.

5:06 STEELO: He was like, oh, man.

5:07 Long day.

5:08 Hey, hey.

5:08 ROB: Whoa, whoa.

5:10 You know better than that.

5:11 STEELO: Stop playing with me.

5:12 I ain't that type of dog.

5:14 Oh.

5:15 Oh, what the hell is that?

5:18 Oh, is that a little— Oh my gosh.

5:20 She's talking to her boyfriend.

5:22 She ain't got one.

5:23 That's what's going on here.

5:24 She's like, you're ruining our girl's night.

5:26 To convince somebody to drop them out,

5:29 it's like, that's way more— That's premeditated.

5:31 Yeah, it's double homicide.

5:32 It's double— [UPBEAT MUSIC] LOLO: Oh, nana.

5:35 STEELO: No.

5:36 ROB: Oh, not nana.

5:37 Oh, whoa.

5:38 ROB: Oh, man, you hit— Grandma used to be a freak.

5:40 ROB: Man.

5:42 For her to go into that immediately is insane.

5:44 It's an immediate reaction.

5:46 That's not good.

5:47 Nana, Nana snapped back to '38 when she was— She at that snap back.

5:51 [LAUGHTER] ROB: And she was running a few.

5:54 STEELO: They're taking my temp again.

5:56 [SHOUTS] ROB: [SHOUTS] Crazy.

6:02 ROB: Oh, you saw the victim.

6:03 STEELO: He got forever.

6:04 ROB: You see the victim.

6:05 LOLO: Oh, no.

6:05 ROB: You see the victim.

6:07 Born to poke.

6:09 Oh, here he is.

6:10 Oh.

6:11 STEELO: Don't do him like that.

6:13 ROB: Oh, pick the weapon.

6:14 STEELO: Man.

6:16 LOLO: He's like, which finger?

6:17 STEELO: Yeah, it's gonna fit better.

6:19 Oh.

6:19 Oh.

6:20 No.

6:21 STEELO: Oh, no.

6:22 Not again.

6:23 Just a little tappy tap.

6:24 It's still assault.

6:25 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." Oh, no.

6:29 It's crazy.

6:30 OK, so you— you know, you did some work on Punked?

6:33 Yeah.

6:33 ROB: You know what I mean?

6:34 Was that fun?

6:35 Did you enjoy it?

6:36 Yeah, it was.

6:37 That was my first acting job.

6:40 I got to punk people like Katie Holmes and, gosh,

6:43 Usher, Missy Elliott, Tommy Lee.

6:45 Pretty cool.

6:46 LOLO: You know what was good, is I had just moved out from North Carolina.

6:50 And I didn't know a lot about anything.

6:52 ROB: Yeah.

6:53 To be honest.

6:54 I mean, I didn't know celebrities.

6:55 I just wasn't in that world.

6:57 And so I was genuinely just treating

6:59 them like normal people because I didn't care.

7:02 They are normal.

7:03 I didn't know the world yet.

7:04 Not even Tommy Lee?

7:06 Tommy Lee, I knew.

7:07 Do you know what happened there?

7:09 He wound up asking Ashley, he was like, hey, can we— can I get her number?

7:13 And I was like, I'm supposed to be making him mad.

7:15 STEELO: Yeah.

7:16 And it didn't— like, nothing I did could work.

7:19 Tommy Lee's getting worked up no matter what direction,

7:21 no matter what direction you go.

7:23 STEELO: Yeah.

7:24 They tried to punk me one time, and it did not— was unsuccessful.

7:28 Did you know?

7:29 I thought I was being robbed.

7:31 You know what I mean?

7:32 Like, I thought it was a setup trying to rob me.

7:34 And then, like, the lighting was all bright.

7:36 I'm like, look at this [BLEEP] lighting.

7:38 I just didn't know what was going on.

7:40 Then they came out and said, we're sorry we tried to punk you.

7:43 So they did not get very far with you.

7:45 ROB: They did not punk me.

7:46 They did rob him after.

7:47 [LAUGHTER] They pinned me down.

7:50 STEELO: It got crazy.

7:52 But, yeah, it was a surreal experience which

7:55 I— I have an appreciation for highly-produced pranking.

8:00 That's good.

8:01 ROB: Everybody in this category, they certainly aren't gonna get punked either.

8:05 Take a look at Punk'd Proof.

8:07 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, no.

8:13 [LAUGHTER] I'm gonna set you up.

8:17 Oh, here it is.

8:19 Debbie.

8:20 Oh, she— look.

8:21 See eyed that camera straight away.

8:24 [SHOUTING] HOST: That's awesome.

8:28 That man definitely farted a little bit right there.

8:31 That man peed himself a little.

8:32 STEELO: He got so scared.

8:33 She's good too.

8:35 She peeped right away, saw the camera and was like, oh, OK.

8:39 ROB: Yeah, she— yeah.

8:40 STEELO: Oh, OK.

8:41 I see what's going on here.

8:42 [SHOUTING] [LAUGHTER] So good.

8:48 ROB: Oh, boy.

8:49 [UPBEAT MUSIC] HOST: Oh, no.

8:51 WOMAN: [SHOUTS] STEELO: That would do it, though.

8:54 You don't mess with a girl in camo.

8:55 STEELO: Yeah, man.

8:56 She's surviving.

8:57 You can only do murder in that mask.

8:58 ROB: That's it.

8:59 This is a murder mask.

9:01 WOMAN: Ah!

9:02 STEELO: She gave him a straight right too.

9:04 [LAUGHS] That's so good.

9:07 ROB: Oh.

9:08 Oh, let's mess with the trash guy.

9:09 HOST: Oh.

9:10 ROB: Wa!

9:10 STEELO: Oh.

9:11 HOST: Oh.

9:12 STEELO: You're at a disadvantage.

9:14 You got punched and slammed into the ground.

9:16 You might be dead.

9:17 ROB: Still in trash.

9:18 MAN: You knocked him out?

9:19 MAN: I kind of knocked him out, silly little [BLEEP].

9:21 STEELO: For real.

9:22 I think he's just— he's not moving.

9:23 ROB: He's dead.

9:24 STEELO: Hide the body.

9:25 ROB: He's out.

9:25 STEELO: Hide the body.

9:27 MAN: This it?

9:28 Yep.

9:28 Now what?

9:30 And now you stay there until it comes off the ceiling.

9:32 STEELO: No.

9:33 ROB: Ah, it's so hilarious.

9:35 Ah!

9:36 ROB: Oh, I guess you didn't think that one out, fella.

9:39 There you have it for Punk'd Proof.

9:42 [CHEERING] OK, getting depantsed HOST: Yeah.

9:48 Do people still do it?

9:49 I've never been depantsed.

9:51 Yeah, yeah.

9:52 I wasn't around the group that was doing that.

9:54 No, I think, like— like, deep pantsing, like, happens in a small group.

9:58 It does.

9:58 ROB: You know what I mean?

9:59 Like, if you're not part of, like,

10:00 the type of people that would tolerate that, then it just doesn't happen to you.

10:03 STEELO: Yeah.

10:04 And then those that would tolerate it, they congregate.

10:06 They have a— They link up.

10:08 They get together.

10:08 They have respect for the non-pantsers.

10:10 They just stick together.

10:11 That's it.

10:11 And so you.

10:12 No, no, no.

10:13 You, you know?

10:14 Casting him out?

10:16 You're just depantsing each other.

10:18 Oh, you.

10:19 That's crazy.

10:20 But even those that love it and are excited to be depantsed,

10:23 there's still oftentimes where it is not the right time for it to happen.

10:28 That's like everybody in this category, Pantsed at the Worst Time.

10:32 HOST: Oh.

10:33 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] WOMAN: Pantsed.

10:36 STEELO: Oh, see?

10:36 HOST: Oh.

10:37 STEELO: She's there.

10:38 ROB: Oh, man.

10:39 HOST: Well, he's taking them all the way off.

10:41 STEELO: Why are you still pulling?

10:42 ROB: That's it.

10:43 That's it.

10:43 That's crazy.

10:44 I'm gonna get all the action.

10:46 HOST: That's a CND pants, right?

10:47 ROB: That's it.

10:48 I want to see all the meat.

10:50 STEELO: We're just booty hole right here.

10:51 Get— ROB: Oh, oh!

10:52 STEELO: Ball and booty hole.

10:53 He just touched that man balls a little bit, man.

10:55 He just got— he touched that man a little bit.

10:57 Oh, man.

10:58 Oh, man.

10:59 Oh, oh.

11:00 STEELO: Right here?

11:01 Oh, oh.

11:01 STEELO: Actually didn't happened.

11:02 HOST: No, he went up— [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.

11:05 STEELO: I got a problem with that.

11:06 ROB: Man.

11:08 Oh, man, damn.

11:10 MAN: Oh.

11:10 STEELO: Oh.

11:11 HOST: Oh.

11:12 STEELO: First of all, that sound he made while he did that too.

11:15 [LAUGHTER] Did you hear him?

11:17 He can't— he can't go that far.

11:20 He can't go that far.

11:21 But listen to him.

11:23 MAN: Oh.

11:24 ROB: Oh.

11:26 Dude, the timing was crazy.

11:28 ROB: Oh.

11:30 STEELO: In front of the police is insane.

11:32 [BLEEP] Yo, what?

11:34 [BLEEP] ROB: And he can't even— STEELO: Man.

11:36 Then the police are like, we don't want no parts of this.

11:39 Yeah, cop said, just get in.

11:40 It's not my circle.

11:40 Just get in.

11:41 I don't know what you did yet, but just get in.

11:43 HOST: Let me save you.

11:44 ROB: Oh.

11:45 STEELO: All right.

11:46 MAN: What the [BLEEP]?

11:48 ROB: I'm out of here.

11:49 MAN: What the [BLEEP], dude?

11:51 I'm gonna handcuff it.

11:52 [LAUGHTER] Man, listen, nobody's going to jail tonight.

11:56 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] There's

12:01 all types of challenges out there in the world wide web,

12:05 all over the social media.

12:07 Yeah, who started the first challenge?

12:08 Who was the first challenge person?

12:10 I remember planking was early.

12:11 Planking.

12:12 But I don't know who was, like,

12:13 the first— Mannequin Challenge just felt like it was kind of early.

12:15 What was the Mannequin Challenge?

12:17 "Black Beatles" with the Rae Sremmurd.

12:19 And everybody was real still— Freezes.

12:21 --as they went around.

12:22 And the whole room would be still.

12:23 Yeah, yeah.

12:24 Maybe, like, an arm wrestle was the first, though.

12:26 Oh, you said— that wasn't the internet.

12:28 You just said the first challenge in life?

12:29 Challenge!

12:30 You mean like a duel?

12:31 No.

12:33 Challenge, yes.

12:34 Oh, man.

12:35 She's like, arm wrestling had to be the first thing.

12:37 If we're talking about the very first, it was probably a staring contest.

12:40 Yeah, for sure.

12:41 Don't blink.

12:43 Didn't even know he was doing it.

12:44 [LAUGHTER] Just trying to find out who you were.

12:46 [LAUGHTER] LOLO: Look into my soul [BLEEP].

12:49 Man, I'm just— I'm feeling good about that.

12:52 [LAUGHTER] You feel like you actually cracked it.

12:56 ROB: I feel like I just went through the history of man.

12:59 Oh, man.

13:00 Well, look, this category right here is all people being

13:02 challenged by things that they have no chance of ever winning.

13:05 Take a look at No Win Challenges.

13:08 [CHEERING] What's up, guys?

13:12 Me and my nephew would like to do a challenge.

13:15 If he can copy what I do, I'm gonna give him $100 bread.

13:19 ROB: $100, OK.

13:22 Take a sip.

13:24 All right, take a sip.

13:26 Easy.

13:27 WOMAN: You got this.

13:31 Oh.

13:32 Oh, that was good.

13:34 Tricky dicky.

13:35 Tricky dicky.

13:37 CHILD: 5.

13:37 WOMAN: 5.

13:38 ROB: 5.

13:39 CHILD: 6.

13:40 Getting a little— getting a little feeling to it.

13:44 ROB: Oh, man.

13:46 I thought his hair was in the trees, bro.

13:47 ROB: Man.

13:48 I thought his— hey, I couldn't even see that at first.

13:51 It was blended in.

13:53 ROB: Hot ayo.

13:54 STEELO: He hate jokes too.

13:56 [LAUGHS] ROB: He really does.

13:58 STEELO: Somebody getting in trouble for real.

14:00 ROB: They all knew it.

14:01 [CHATTER] Oh.

14:02 MAN: Hey.

14:04 Think he does it.

14:05 ROB: Pretty good shot.

14:07 Hi.

14:08 MAN: Woo, hoo.

14:09 ROB: Oh, OK.

14:11 Pause it, pause it, pause.

14:13 Listen, the dopey little fella coming in, like, he's just like—- My turn.

14:16 Man.

14:17 Oh, of course, let me get on in here and give it my best.

14:19 And they knew he would.

14:20 ROB: They did.

14:21 They waited on him.

14:22 ROB: Oh.

14:24 LOLO: Oh.

14:25 ROB: Oh!

14:26 Boy, he broke his toe.

14:27 Broken toe and broken spirit.

14:30 OK, I mean, how would you rate, on a scale of 1 to 10,

14:34 the meanness of, someone's about to sit down,

14:38 you pull the seat out, and let them just hit the ground?

14:40 That's 10.

14:41 ROB: That's a 10.

14:42 It's a violation.

14:43 Or it's just immaturity.

14:45 Like, at a certain age, you stop that.

14:47 It's cute until you're like, I think eight or nine.

14:49 Man, wow.

14:50 LOLO: I don't even think it's— You don't think at, like,

14:52 eight or nine, it's just, the kid's like, oh, that's funny.

14:54 I mean, I think about my son doing it right now.

14:56 You know better.

14:57 You know what I mean?

14:58 If you were eight years old, you're out of pocket.

15:00 STEELO: You know, doing it to an adult is crazy.

15:01 But I think to their other peers at school and stuff, that's gonna happen, no?

15:04 I don't know.

15:05 But I feel like you got to learn it from somewhere.

15:07 Yeah, my dad didn't do it or my mom didn't do it.

15:08 ROB: Yeah.

15:09 You don't learn it at home.

15:09 Movies.

15:10 What you don't do is learn it at home.

15:11 ROB: That's it.

15:12 So it's like— it's like that one bad influence that's like, check this out.

15:15 It sticks with you forever?

15:16 And then that's it.

15:17 Then you're like, oh, that was amazing to see that person so upset and hurt.

15:21 Let me go do it myself.

15:23 But sometimes, it happens and kids don't even know they do it.

15:27 That is all the kids in this category, Tiny Seat Swipers.

15:31 Take a look.

15:32 See?

15:32 He's a natural.

15:33 He just accidentally funny.

15:35 LOLO: Natural reaction?

15:35 ROB: That's it.

15:36 STEELO: OK.

15:37 LOLO: With a baby?

15:38 STEELO: That's a baby now.

15:39 He has a baby.

15:40 You should know better.

15:41 He don't want siblings.

15:41 I don't want siblings.

15:42 I told you this.

15:43 I don't like this guy.

15:44 STEELO: Yeah.

15:45 ROB: Can't get mad at him.

15:46 You're not even sure he understands.

15:48 It feels like a fake baby.

15:50 STEELO: It does.

15:50 It does.

15:51 The baby never moves.

15:53 Never moves or anything.

15:55 ROB: Oh, here he goes.

15:56 Mom, what you doing, Momma?

15:58 LOLO: Oh my god.

15:59 Do, do, do.

16:01 He's just like— like a choo, choo train coming through.

16:04 But he's into design, I feel like.

16:05 He's just like, this chair belongs over here.

16:08 The Feng Shui is off.

16:09 CHILD: Oh.

16:10 [LAUGHTER] Oh, funniest thing he's ever seen.

16:15 ROB: Oh, look at me, little baby.

16:17 OK, not the baby laying down.

16:20 LOLO: And she used the baby to get up.

16:21 You almost cut that baby's head off.

16:23 One step over, that baby's done.

16:26 That baby is done.

16:27 Playing with danger.

16:28 ROB: You got lucky.

16:30 STEELO: She— why is she stressed?

16:31 She's like, I'm telling you, girl, that's quit.

16:33 The job's dangerous.

16:36 Uh-oh.

16:37 Oh, man.

16:38 Setting you up.

16:39 You trying to reset it.

16:41 STEELO: Yeah.

16:42 ROB: Oh.

16:43 LOLO: Ooh.

16:43 STEELO: Man.

16:44 Oh.

16:45 LOLO: Why would you—- What's wrong with you?

16:46 What's wrong with you.

16:48 And he just feels set up.

16:50 There you have it for Tiny Seat Swipers.

16:53 [APPLAUSE] How do you guys feel about snakes?

16:58 I don't trust them.

17:00 They're cool.

17:00 ROB: Yeah, sit in the middle?

17:01 You know, like, if somebody played a prank on you and, like,

17:04 put a snake in your bed when you came home,

17:06 when you were going to bed, like, would you think that was just straight LOL?

17:12 No, I probably would know it's not real.

17:14 I'd be like, how a snake get in the house?

17:16 First of all, it's crazy.

17:17 ROB: Yeah.

17:18 But I've held snakes and stuff.

17:19 Like, I don't have a problem with snakes.

17:20 ROB: OK.

17:21 I'm just— yeah, if you surprise me with any animal, though, I might get scared.

17:24 ROB: Yeah.

17:24 Why he here?

17:25 Hey, that's very vulnerable of you.

17:27 STEELO: OK, thanks.

17:29 I'll get scared.

17:30 Like, if somebody put a— pranked you with a fake snake in your bed,

17:33 how would you— I'm screaming.

17:34 But she's in Arizona.

17:36 Yeah.

17:36 That makes sense in— It's common.

17:38 It's real life.

17:39 ROB: Yeah.

17:40 But I think, like, even if it was fake,

17:41 the risk to not be scared, it's too grave.

17:43 Yeah.

17:43 LOLO: You know?

17:44 You're right.

17:45 You don't have that— that wiggle room.

17:47 I'm tough.

17:47 ROB: Yeah.

17:48 I just saw a video of a dude being

17:50 tough because they had brought a snake over to him, being tough the whole time.

17:53 And he thought it was fake the whole time.

17:55 And at the very end, it was real.

17:57 And then he started crying.

17:58 ROB: OK.

17:58 Or, like, screaming, and yelling, and running.

18:00 ROB: I thought you were going to be like, it bit his neck.

18:02 STEELO: No, no.

18:03 ROB: Like, yeah, like something insane.

18:04 He's like, I'm gangster.

18:05 ROB: Yeah.

18:06 He took it.

18:07 Look, there's some people, that it don't matter what it is,

18:10 the fake snake gets near them and they lose their minds.

18:13 That's everybody getting pranked with these Fake Snakes.

18:16 Take a look.

18:17 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, there it is.

18:22 Oh.

18:24 Don't try to come at me with, like, some sort of bad version of a fake snake.

18:29 Oh, man, that's gonna get him, get him real good.

18:32 STEELO: That's not even that big.

18:33 ROB: I mean, I wouldn't even— WOMAN: Ah!

18:34 ROB: Wait.

18:35 STEELO: Oh, no, bro.

18:36 ROB: Like, you're really gonna panic like that?

18:37 STEELO: Yeah.

18:39 ROB: Little garden.

18:40 She's not safe, I'll tell you that much.

18:41 This is her man?

18:42 [SHOUTING] ROB: Man, she is stronger than the boys.

18:46 She panicked, but she didn't move.

18:47 STEELO: Yeah.

18:48 ROB: She stomped.

18:49 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, man.

18:52 ROB: Oh, man.

18:53 STEELO: Oh, man.

18:54 Look— look at the way he run.

18:55 He would never survive, first of all.

18:56 ROB: No.

18:57 If that thing was real— ROB: It's hard for me to believe that he even said,

19:00 yes, I'll take the— I'll take the risk.

19:02 I'll do the job.

19:03 STEELO: He's the dad.

19:03 ROB: That's a man that would die by a snake bite every time.

19:05 For sure.

19:06 [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: What?

19:10 What?

19:11 ROB: What?

19:12 What?

19:13 STEELO: They filming you and laughing.

19:14 Just don't even— Ah!

19:16 ROB: Ah.

19:17 Oh.

19:18 STEELO: Oh, y'all playing around, bruh.

19:20 That's a real lunch.

19:22 And that's expensive, glass tupperware.

19:24 ROB: Man.

19:25 STEELO: She had five hard-boiled eggs.

19:27 What is she a snake?

19:28 Is she a snake?

19:29 No, man.

19:30 MAN: Don't go.

19:33 ROB: Ah.

19:34 You want to see a pure gangster?

19:35 STEELO: Oh, man.

19:36 He'll kill one of y'all before he die.

19:38 LOLO: He didn't pass the gangster check.

19:40 ROB: Oh.

19:41 STEELO: Oh, man.

19:42 LOLO: Oh.

19:43 STEELO: Oh, man.

19:44 Oh, man.

19:45 Listen, real or not, the fear was in him.

19:48 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] OK,

19:53 either of you ever own a leaf blower?

19:56 I think— yeah, we just bought one recently.

19:58 ROB: Good.

19:59 HOST: I'm terrified of leaf blowers.

20:00 ROB: Why?

20:01 Because I was— it's so random.

20:04 I was filming a movie in Birmingham, Alabama.

20:06 I was staying at this haunted hotel.

20:08 And I would get woken up at all times of the night,

20:12 like, 3:00, 4:00, 6:00, of a loud leaf blower.

20:17 And I was like, one morning, I called downstairs.

20:19 And I was like, can you tell whoever's leaf blowing right now to stop?

20:24 Because it's, like, really early and I have to be up for work.

20:27 And they're like, oh, there's nobody outside.

20:29 And so I think it was a ghost.

20:31 Why are you sitting in a haunted hotel to begin with?

20:33 Well, that's where— it was a— It was a horror movie?

20:36 No, but it was like an independent film, so I had to stay there.

20:39 OK.

20:39 That's where they put me.

20:40 And it's also— They tell you it was haunted?

20:42 Or did you come up with— Well,

20:43 after they told me that there was nobody downstairs,

20:47 I Googled the hotel, and it is haunted.

20:50 There's a woman that died there and her dog.

20:52 People would see, like, her dog running in the hallway.

20:54 Listen, I hate to say this, but you're

20:56 gonna be terrified for this whole category.

20:58 [LAUGHTER] Gonna trigger [BLEEP] out of you.

21:00 I mean, you're about to get— this is like a triple trigger because,

21:03 like, this is, like, all people being scared by leaf blowers.

21:07 So it's like, you see people being scared

21:10 while getting scared hearing the sound that scares you.

21:13 You might explode right now.

21:15 STEELO: Yeah.

21:15 Take a look at the category, Prank Blowers.

21:19 Ah.

21:20 Ah.

21:21 [APPLAUSE] [ROCK MUSIC] Oh.

21:25 Ah.

21:26 Oh, oh, oh.

21:27 STEELO: Don't do that to my dog.

21:29 ROB: Man, he just— STEELO: Man, he came at him quick too.

21:32 Trying to catch a nap, and them dentures went flying.

21:35 STEELO: Out— oh, he just popped out so quick.

21:37 HOST: Oh.

21:38 STEELO: He thought he was in space.

21:40 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

21:42 That was crazy.

21:44 ROB: Oh, oh.

21:45 STEELO: Oh.

21:45 ROB: Oh.

21:47 STEELO: Boy got out like he been at war before.

21:48 Oh, man.

21:49 Look, he's hurt.

21:49 Look, it's like a bazooka.

21:50 STEELO: Yeah.

21:51 HOST: It is.

21:53 ROB: Oh, oh.

21:55 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

21:57 STEELO: Oh, man.

21:58 Oh, man.

22:00 ROB: Oh, OK.

22:01 Oh, man.

22:02 Injury, you think he's going to stop?

22:03 He's going to stop everything?

22:05 ROB: Look, he—- Keep going.

22:06 You faking.

22:07 You faking.

22:08 Like, no, this man, like, really broke his ankle.

22:09 Tore something.

22:11 [WHIRRING] ROB: Oh, calm down, Betty.

22:15 Calm down, Betty.

22:17 STEELO: She put a rubber on it?

22:18 Oh.

22:19 Oh, man.

22:19 ROB: Yeah, man.

22:20 STEELO: Took it to the mouth.

22:21 Oh, man, just assaulted her.

22:22 STEELO: Man.

22:23 ROB: It went from all fun to just straight assault.

22:26 [BABBLES] Oh.

22:27 Oh, [BLEEP].

22:28 Oh, boy.

22:29 I hate to say it, but I like that.

22:31 I just turned on.

22:32 I've been in a long time.

22:34 Legs went up.

22:36 [WHIRRING] MAN: Couple of— HOST: OK, that was— ROB: Oh, man.

22:43 Bros just know how to bro so hard.

22:45 OK, when we think about pranks, we usually think about them being mean.

22:49 You know what I mean?

22:50 But you can do sweet pranks.

22:52 You know what I mean?

22:53 Yeah, you know, you tap on your wife's shoulder,

22:55 she turns around, you kiss her right on the lips.

22:58 Aw.

22:59 ROB: I'm a sweet pranker.

23:00 Yeah.

23:01 One time for Valentine's,

23:02 I presented her 12 pairs of Uggs in the shape of a heart

23:06 with roses in all of them because I told her I didn't like Uggs.

23:09 STEELO: Yeah.

23:10 ROB: You know what I mean?

23:11 I felt bad, so I surprised her with her Uggs filled with flowers.

23:16 Very sweet.

23:17 Well, look, this category right here is

23:19 all people getting the sweetest of pranks.

23:21 Take a look at Sweet Pranks.

23:24 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Does my shirt smell like fish to you?

23:30 ROB: Oh.

23:31 Stop!

23:32 Stop!

23:33 ROB: Oh, man.

23:35 Like, what emotion— like, why is this particular prank just,

23:40 like— like, his breaking point?

23:43 You know what I mean?

23:44 --smell like fish to you?

23:47 Stop!

23:48 Oh my god.

23:49 HOST: He said he does it all the time.

23:50 Oh my god.

23:51 WOMAN: Hey, babe.

23:52 Catch it, I'll buy it for you.

23:53 Ooh.

23:54 WOMAN: [CHUCKLES] Hey, catch it.

23:56 I'll buy it for you.

23:57 [LAUGHTER] Momo, why you keep throwing this baby stuff.

24:00 WOMAN: Think.

24:03 Momo, you're not pregnant.

24:05 WOMAN: Yeah, I am.

24:06 Are you serious?

24:07 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Like—- Cause he was happy.

24:10 OK, yeah.

24:11 I didn't know what he was going to say at first.

24:14 Momo, you're not pregnant.

24:15 WOMAN: Yeah, I am.

24:16 Are you serious?

24:19 I love you so.

24:20 What— like, where did he go?

24:22 He picked her up.

24:23 Picked her up and ran her through Walmart.

24:25 [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] HOST: He or she, what— ROB: He or she.

24:31 Oh my lord.

24:32 WOMAN: [YELLS] ROB: Oh, surprise.

24:34 STEELO: OK.

24:36 MAN: What was it?

24:37 STEELO: Whoa.

24:38 Oh, no.

24:39 We're not having it anymore.

24:41 Man, what was it?

24:42 Is the baby not here anymore?

24:43 ROB: Oh, man.

24:45 MAN: What was it?

24:45 WOMAN: No, no, no.

24:46 WOMAN: That was the dummy one.

24:48 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.

24:53 Oh.

24:53 STEELO: It's not even their day?

24:54 I thought it was their day, at least.

24:56 ROB: Yeah.

24:57 I thought they were pranking them.

24:58 It was like, no.

24:59 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Well, this is awkward.

25:01 One of us is gonna have to change.

25:03 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Oh, man.

25:06 ROB: Oh, man.

25:07 Oh my god, I love it.

25:08 I do love it too.

25:09 ROB: I just love it.

25:10 Man, it's like, you just know,

25:11 if we could see the rest of her, she's got a gun on her.

25:13 STEELO: For sure.

25:15 Every day in this red shirt and his mustache.

25:18 STEELO: Is he the head of security at Target?

25:20 Like, who is he?

25:21 Sit like what?

25:21 HOST: With a red shirt?

25:23 Who's allowed to carry a gun and have a red t-shirt?

25:26 Yeah, it's so weird.

25:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: Oh.

25:30 Oh, man.

25:33 [APPLAUSE] That kiss forever will drop you right to your knees.

25:37 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK,

25:42 I've done some serious pranks in my day.

25:44 OK.

25:45 You know what I mean?

25:46 Some ones that were OK, some— some that were public.

25:49 I faked, like, got arrested on robbing big with my mom.

25:52 Oh, man.

25:53 You know what I mean?

25:54 And she cried.

25:55 Yes.

25:56 ROB: I still feel bad about it, saying it out loud again.

25:59 But one time, I faked— like, I had my teeth knocked out.

26:05 When I was dating someone, I was meeting her parents.

26:08 So I told her my teeth were knocked out, my two front teeth.

26:11 But I had gotten one of those, like,

26:13 fake things that makes it look like your teeth are knocked out.

26:15 Yeah.

26:16 And so then I carried all the way through, pick— pick me up at the airport.

26:20 I can't even— STEELO: Yeah.

26:22 Can't even— I just flashed it, and she was like, oh my god, it's OK.

26:25 Like— STEELO: Yeah.

26:26 And so the whole time, I'm like, I shouldn't have come.

26:28 I shouldn't have come, like,

26:30 all the way to the house to then when we go in to meet.

26:34 She's like, hey, I'm so sorry.

26:36 Like, this— but it's like,

26:37 he got his teeth knocked out and I had— and I just was like,

26:40 you know, just kidding Oh, really?

26:42 ROB: Gotcha.

26:42 Yeah, yeah.

26:43 But it didn't go over that great.

26:45 No, at all.

26:46 ROB: Like, nobody's— like, to me, genius.

26:49 Genius.

26:50 You're willing to play the long game and go

26:52 through the whole thing only to be like, just kidding.

26:54 Committed.

26:55 I'm a hunk.

26:56 I'm a hunk.

26:57 ROB: Just kidding.

26:58 Look who your daughter's dating, this fool, you know.

27:01 Instead, it was like— it just created confusion.

27:04 And then, ultimately, like, this dude's a loser.

27:06 You know what I mean?

27:07 And they might have been right at the time.

27:09 They might have been right.

27:10 But, look, the thing is, when you get somebody, it feels great.

27:14 That's everybody in this category, Got 'Em.

27:17 HOST: Got 'Em.

27:18 [CHEERING] Got it.

27:20 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] ROB: It's ladies night.

27:25 [UPBEAT MUSIC]- Hey.

27:27 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.

27:29 Gotcha.

27:31 Gotcha.

27:31 Gotcha.

27:32 Yeah, you know you're doing it for sure.

27:34 Man, he got him so good.

27:35 He goes so deep on it.

27:36 STEELO: Yeah.

27:37 HOST: He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

27:38 STEELO: Hey!

27:39 Hey!

27:39 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He got fired, though.

27:43 He's been wasting straws too much.

27:45 ROB: That's it.

27:46 Here we go.

27:47 You take somebody out.

27:49 Got him.

27:50 [LAUGHTER] [SHOUTING] Oh my god!

27:55 Oh my god.

27:56 STEELO: Oh my Lord.

27:58 Nutmegged him and took his soul.

27:59 STEELO: That a little popsicle?

28:00 HOST: Oh.

28:01 ROB: Man, lost his popsicle.

28:03 Nutmeg.

28:04 HOST: Oh, whoa.

28:05 Nutmeg to a tailbone break, man.

28:08 Now you're on TikTok.

28:09 ROB: This man better run.

28:11 MAN: You want a cookie?

28:13 Yeah.

28:13 ROB: Yeah.

28:14 [UPBEAT MUSIC] Thank you.

28:16 MAN: Nope.

28:18 [SHOUTING] ROB: I can't think of anything

28:22 more hilarious than teasing somebody on their deathbed.

28:25 And she also never smiled though, either.

28:26 ROB: No.

28:27 No.

28:27 He gave her the cookie back.

28:28 She was like, still not funny.

28:30 Still not funny.

28:31 WOMAN: What, are you teasing me?

28:32 ROB: What, are you teasing me?

28:34 You want me to put a wicked spell on you?

28:36 STEELO: I'm joking.

28:37 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] OK,

28:42 hot thing on the internet is to go to Foot Locker,

28:46 try on a pair of shoes, and act like you're running away.

28:49 I love that trend.

28:50 I love it too.

28:50 It's so funny.

28:51 It's amazing.

28:51 I mean, I got to believe that there's a lot of people that are just running,

28:55 and that they take the shoes.

28:56 But here's the thing, if I worked at Foot Locker, I'm not chasing anybody.

28:59 No.

28:59 You just got away.

29:00 I think it's a no-chase policy.

29:01 I'm like— You're not supposed to chase people.

29:03 But they always chase them.

29:04 They always feel like— HOST: That's crazy to me.

29:06 I'm going to save these Air Maxes.

29:07 For a little while, they had stopped giving out two pair of shoes, though.

29:10 They just only give out one shoe.

29:11 Ah.

29:12 HOST: Oh, so if you steal, you only have one.

29:14 You only got one.

29:14 That's in the hood, at least.

29:15 I knew that for a fact.

29:18 But then it's like, you go back and try it on and be like,

29:20 can I try on a left foot?

29:21 Yeah, my left foot look bigger than my right.

29:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can still get through on it.

29:25 And then it's so hard for the person to be like, oh, we don't do a double shoe.

29:29 STEELO: Yeah.

29:29 You feel like such a [BLEEP].

29:30 STEELO: Yeah.

29:30 You know what I mean?

29:31 You'd be like, oh, of course, of course.

29:32 Let's do both.

29:33 Gone.

29:35 This category right here is all the people playing the shoe prank.

29:37 Take a look at Test Run.

29:38 HOST: I loved it.

29:40 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: OK, now she might run.

29:44 ROB: Oh, man.

29:45 STEELO: I get her, though.

29:46 ROB: Oh, man, she's got like— come on, she's only going to steal one?

29:49 STEELO: See?

29:50 She only got one shoe.

29:51 This is the hood.

29:52 See?

29:52 This is what happens.

29:53 One shoe only.

29:54 They give you one shoe.

29:56 She can sell it for half off, though.

29:57 ROB: Yeah.

29:58 STEELO: You can sell the one sneaker.

29:59 WOMAN: Yeah, I like these.

30:01 HOST: Yeah, I like these.

30:02 Yeah, I like these.

30:03 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, boy.

30:05 Got my Gucci sandals.

30:06 STEELO: Hell, yeah.

30:08 ROB: Man.

30:09 [LAUGHTER] Hey, what's wrong with you?

30:11 Oh, I was just testing them out.

30:12 He left his Gucci sandals?

30:14 You know they were fake.

30:15 HOST: You can't leave the Gucci sandals.

30:16 They cost more than the sneakers.

30:18 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Man, he ran out with the hook just in case?

30:22 Oh, man, this guy ain't running nowhere.

30:24 And these, like, Air Max '90s?

30:25 STEELO: I'm just a dad.

30:26 Trust me.

30:26 ROB: Man.

30:27 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Look at her running ability.

30:30 HOST: Is she close?

30:31 Like, when you catch them, what are you going to do, grab them?

30:33 I don't even think she works there.

30:34 Yeah, how'd you get hired here?

30:35 ROB: OK.

30:37 STEELO: OK.

30:37 ROB: Oh, hey.

30:38 Hey.

30:39 STEELO: Hey, hey.

30:40 ROB: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

30:42 Oh!

30:43 STEELO: Oh.

30:45 Not even funny.

30:46 That's what she get.

30:47 All fun and games till you break a tailbone.

30:50 OK, I'm not somebody that— that really likes to get pranked.

30:52 Same.

30:53 And I always feel bad when people get pranked and it's,

30:56 like, something that's super messy, like it's a water prank.

31:00 It's some sort of slime, dirt.

31:03 Either of you ever been pranked in a messy

31:05 way that's just took the soul out of you?

31:07 Because I tell people I swing.

31:08 Yeah.

31:09 You got to warn them.

31:10 If you do it, it's on you what happens next.

31:13 ROB: Yeah, and it's like, look, somebody's got to believe that they can do it

31:16 and get away with it and that you'll laugh afterwards.

31:19 And if you set the tone, though, I won't laugh after or ever again,

31:23 like, you can put up a block around yourself.

31:26 That is not everybody in this category

31:28 because they're getting pranked and it is messy.

31:31 Take a look at Prank Messes.

31:33 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] This daughter.

31:38 STEELO: Way too happy.

31:40 ROB: And this is like the fear of, like— [SHOUTING] Oh, man.

31:44 ROB: Man.

31:45 I don't hate the prank, though.

31:46 Man, like, this is the type of stuff

31:48 my daughter's going to do to my wife one day.

31:50 She also would know that's not wine if she drinks wine.

31:53 That's like— HOST: That's true.

31:54 ROB: Well, I mean, maybe she drinks Kool-Aid.

31:55 STEELO: Yeah.

31:56 ROB: Come on.

31:56 STEELO: Come on, ma'am.

31:58 I don't judge the color of the wine.

31:59 If you're just grabbing wine at 3:00 PM, you know that's not the color.

32:02 I don't care if it's a little cherry.

32:04 I need a drink.

32:05 [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] Oh, boy, don't— HOST: No.

32:08 STEELO: Don't play with mama like that.

32:10 ROB: She's already like, don't.

32:12 STEELO: Don't play with her like— ROB: Don't.

32:14 HOST: She knows.

32:15 ROB: She don't trust him.

32:16 So, like, right here, this is the pranked ya.

32:20 STEELO: No, no, no, no.

32:22 [LAUGHTER] You poured all the— Yeah, it's a waterfall.

32:27 Oh, man.

32:28 He say, yeah, it's a water prank.

32:30 If you gotta explain the prank, it ain't a good prank.

32:33 No.

32:34 Aim too hard.

32:35 [ROCK MUSIC] ROB: OK.

32:36 Oh, OK.

32:37 MAN: An awful amount of stuff.

32:39 ROB: Oh, a little bit of stuff, is it?

32:41 [SHOUTING] [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh, man.

32:45 You can't prank her, and prank yourself, and prank the house.

32:48 Listen, it's not a prank when it's you,

32:50 and your house, and the wife, and the cat, the kids.

32:53 Mayo.

32:54 Ah!

32:55 HOST: Oh, OK.

32:56 [LAUGHTER] ROB: It's disgusting and not funny.

33:01 So you pranked old Sly.

33:02 You know what I mean?

33:03 Said Sistine was pregnant.

33:05 What happened?

33:06 What happened?

33:07 Well, I have to give credit to Scarlet and my mom.

33:09 They thought, while we're making a birthday cake for Sly,

33:13 let's put some babies on it and make it a gender reveal and— Yeah.

33:16 SOPHIA: It made sense.

33:17 Let's tell dad that Sistine is pregnant because she has a boyfriend.

33:21 He is not ready to be a grandfather anytime soon.

33:24 After I saw that reaction, I was like— He actually sweat through his shirt,

33:27 which you can't tell on camera,

33:29 but we thought he was going to have a heart attack.

33:31 HOST: Oh, yeah.

33:31 No.

33:31 Hey, man.

33:32 That'd be horrible.

33:33 HOST: Yeah.

33:33 Happy birthday.

33:35 ROB: Man.

33:36 A prank ends in a heart attack?

33:37 That's crazy.

33:38 ROB: OK, this category right here is all people that are just Messing with Dad.

33:41 Take a look.

33:42 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, here he is.

33:49 Oh, the old cheese trick.

33:51 Oh.

33:52 [LAUGHTER] It's better that, though, than— than salt.

33:55 I agree.

33:56 ROB: Look, he could shake that pizza off,

33:58 but look at how disappointed he is in his family,

34:01 his children, and ultimately, his life.

34:03 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Don't do it.

34:06 SCARLET: --the last thing he wants that day.

34:08 Don't do me with that!

34:09 SISTINE: No, wet Louis.

34:10 We got that when we were growing up.

34:12 That's not fun.

34:13 No.

34:14 Hey, when you're angry,

34:15 the last thing your body ever wants to feel is a wet finger in the ear.

34:18 That's the worst.

34:19 ROB: OK.

34:21 Oh, 3, 2— STEELO: Oh, is that horrible?

34:25 Oh.

34:25 ROB: Oh.

34:26 STEELO: Oh, man.

34:27 He do got an egg head, in her defense.

34:30 They both organic eggs.

34:31 [LAUGHTER] HOST: Oh, she looks so— how could you be mad at that?

34:35 STEELO: He wants to be mad, but he knows.

34:36 ROB: No.

34:36 He knows.

34:37 Daddy's little girl.

34:38 Dad, what are you doing?

34:39 ROB: What's he doing?

34:40 MAN: I'm getting the stove out because

34:41 they're going to change the counters tomorrow.

34:43 Give me the flashlight, please.

34:45 OK.

34:46 ROB: Oh, just making it work.

34:48 Oh.

34:49 OK.

34:49 Oh, don't.

34:50 Don't.

34:53 STEELO: She picked that man up?

34:55 Oh my god!

34:56 He got air.

34:56 HOST: Oh my god.

34:57 STEELO: That man come up over his knee.

35:00 Right there.

35:01 He's like, nah, that's too deep.

35:02 It's too deep.

35:03 ROB: He's pissed.

35:04 That is real anger.

35:05 There you have it for Messing with Dad.

35:08 [APPLAUSE] All right, how would you feel if someone ran up on you

35:12 with a bucket of water and just drenched you?

35:15 I hate it.

35:16 That's like, don't get— don't get me wet.

35:18 Don't get my hair wet.

35:19 ROB: Yeah.

35:19 My face wet.

35:20 Nothing.

35:20 ROB: Like, if someone was like, hey, this would be super funny.

35:22 Lo will love this.

35:23 It's literally not funny at all.

35:25 Yeah, it's not funny.

35:26 We're scrapping.

35:26 What if you, like, won a game or something?

35:28 It was like a celebration, and, like,

35:29 you had done something great and they were like, to celebrate—- Yeah.

35:32 Obviously.

35:33 I can't even celebrate at that moment.

35:34 STEELO: Oh, man.

35:35 You're mad.

35:35 You're that mad afterwards.

35:36 I'm with you.

35:36 Yeah, to me, it would be like, I'd be OK if you got my hair and my shoulders.

35:40 But if you got jeans, then you get all heavy.

35:42 Yeah.

35:43 Wet socks?

35:43 That's it.

35:44 No.

35:44 And your drawers.

35:45 ROB: Oh my god.

35:46 Wet drawers is crazy.

35:47 Look, when I'm in my socks and I step in urine— Oh, man.

35:51 Oh, the urine that your cat leaves on the carpet?

35:53 ROB: Hey, when you— hey.

35:54 Yeah.

35:55 Last thing you want to see is feel the cool coldness and then see the stain.

36:00 Oh, it's the worst.

36:01 The yellow?

36:02 Man, it's not good.

36:03 It's not good.

36:04 Well, look, this category right here is people all getting attacked with water.

36:08 Take a look at Ambush Baths.

36:10 [CHEERING] Uh-oh.

36:15 Uh-oh.

36:17 Oh.

36:18 [ROCK MUSIC] LOLO: That's sin right there.

36:21 STEELO: Oh, he didn't want her to go out.

36:23 [SHOUTING] My lord.

36:27 ROB: How are you gonna trust him?

36:28 STEELO: What was that?

36:29 All of her bronzer ever?

36:30 What was this?

36:31 Man, what'd he hit her with, some cinnamon?

36:33 What we doing?

36:34 STEELO: Oh, it's stuck on her face.

36:36 ROB: Oh, you really going out with the girls?

36:37 Hmm.

36:38 We'll see about that.

36:41 CHILD: [SHOUTS] STEELO: Oh, you hear that scream?

36:44 He had kind of screamed before it ever touched him.

36:45 ROB: Did he?

36:46 He could just feel the vibe?

36:48 CHILD: [SCREAMS] Satan child.

36:51 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, no.

36:54 Oh, man.

36:55 Here it is.

36:56 STEELO: Boy, you ain't gotta swim.

36:57 Just walk.

36:58 Oh, no.

36:58 He don't know where he going.

36:59 ROB: Oh, I'm blind!

37:01 I'm blind!

37:02 I'll never understand why you'll allow your house to get so wet.

37:06 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness."

37:07 [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] Playing jokes on people, it's fun.

37:14 It's fun.

37:15 It's really fun when it works and you laugh, they laugh, everybody has a moment.

37:20 You know what I mean?

37:21 That's what it's about.

37:22 You know what I mean?

37:23 But so often, you attempt to do something funny, you know,

37:26 like a little something that you think will be cute, and it makes someone cry.

37:30 STEELO: Yeah.

37:30 ROB: You know what I mean?

37:31 That's the tough part.

37:32 It's rare to get the laugh.

37:34 The laugh is really for you.

37:35 Like, playing a joke on somebody is for yourself.

37:38 It's not for the other person.

37:40 But it should be for everyone.

37:41 It should be.

37:42 It should be, in theory.

37:44 ROB: And there is nothing worse than, like,

37:45 when you really come up with what is going to be incredibly funny.

37:48 STEELO: Yeah.

37:49 You know what I mean?

37:50 In that you know everybody's gonna enjoy it.

37:52 You're going to tell it for ages.

37:54 And then both your wife and children cry.

37:57 Yeah, for sure.

37:58 For sure.

37:59 ROB: Man, that's when it just didn't work out,

38:03 basically, like everyone in this category of Backfired Bits.

38:06 Take a look.

38:07 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, I got him.

38:13 You ready?

38:13 I'm gonna get him.

38:14 STEELO: Are they both looking for each other?

38:16 HOST: Yeah.

38:16 ROB: 1.

38:17 Ah!

38:18 ROB: Oh.

38:19 Oh, man.

38:20 Oh, man.

38:21 Look, he was planning.

38:22 He was— had so much ready to go.

38:24 And then, like, ah.

38:25 They both just don't know.

38:26 ROB: That's it.

38:27 First one there wins?

38:28 STEELO: Yeah.

38:29 Ah!

38:29 [LAUGHTER] Honestly,

38:31 seeing someone that you weren't expecting to see that second is very scary.

38:35 Yeah.

38:36 ROB: It's also, like, the most timeless way to get somebody.

38:39 You know what I mean?

38:40 Yeah.

38:40 And I have certainly made my children cry multiple times

38:43 early on before I realized that kids don't like it.

38:45 You know what I mean.

38:47 [CHATTER] OK, here we go.

38:50 Get it on the ceiling fan.

38:52 Let's— oh, man!

38:53 What?

38:55 Oh, science, it's so tricky.

38:57 How's that even possible?

38:58 Why is she so tired?

38:59 HOST: Where— STEELO: How long have they been doing this?

39:02 WOMAN: Whoa.

39:03 ROB: Oh!

39:04 He threw it at himself.

39:06 Yeah.

39:07 Y'all got them brownie batter milkshakes?

39:10 MAN: No, we got an Oreo.

39:11 Ew, no.

39:12 ROB: Oh, no.

39:13 I'm out of here.

39:14 [HORN HONKING] Oh.

39:16 STEELO: Oh.

39:17 ROB: Oh.

39:18 STEELO: Oh.

39:19 ROB: It's not so funny when you reverse into an accident.

39:22 Have you ever worked with somebody that was super annoying?

39:26 I don't know anyone who has never not experienced— STEELO:

39:30 That's part of a job, isn't it?

39:31 ROB: Like, imagine— imagine if you had a job,

39:33 and you gave out an award to the most annoying person that worked there,

39:37 where everybody voted and they gave the award to the most annoying coworker.

39:42 Do you think that that would help change that coworker's behavior?

39:47 Yeah, I think they knew there was an award given out each year.

39:50 I think you have to fire the person at the end

39:52 of the year to prove a point to the next people of like,

39:55 hey, you don't want to win this award, you lose your job as well.

39:57 ROB: Yeah, no.

39:57 Yeah.

39:58 ROB: When you say it like that, I feel like that'd be quite amazing.

40:00 STEELO: It would be, right?

40:01 You know what I mean?

40:02 Like, think about it where it's like, you just knew that somebody had to win it.

40:05 STEELO: Yeah.

40:06 So it was like, it wasn't like you didn't know.

40:08 You try to be as good as you could.

40:10 Every time you got out of pocket, you knew it might have been dangerous.

40:12 And at the end of the year, the awards come down.

40:15 And our two finalists for most annoying coworker of the year,

40:20 like, please, it's Deborah.

40:22 And then, like, oh, fired on the spot, but you take home a trophy.

40:26 STEELO: Yeah.

40:27 It could still be fun.

40:28 That'd be great.

40:29 Yeah.

40:30 This category right here is exactly the person that would take home the trophy.

40:34 Take a look at Annoying Coworker Awards.

40:37 HOST: There's, like, people who take pride in that.

40:40 STEELO: Yeah, for sure.

40:41 [PHONE RINGS] ROB: Oh, man.

40:43 What can I do?

40:44 Jim here.

40:47 Ah, how about a little bit of these?

40:50 STEELO: You're the winner!

40:51 HOST: Yeah.

40:52 ROB: Oh, man.

40:53 [ROCK MUSIC] STEELO: Jim's pissed.

40:56 Man, he's raging.

40:57 Jim works hard.

40:58 ROB: That's it.

40:58 Nobody else does.

40:59 And there's nothing he can do about it.

41:01 STEELO: No.

41:01 You know what I mean?

41:02 For— for Jim to keep his job, he has to go through this.

41:05 STEELO: He just comes from a family of hard workers.

41:07 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.

41:10 Look, bro.

41:12 Yo, guys, I found out I had a hidden talent.

41:14 I can sound like a Gremlin.

41:15 ROB: OK.

41:16 MAN: Yeah, we know that, bro.

41:18 [GROWLING] [LAUGHS] ROB: Nobody.

41:25 [BLEEP] Man.

41:27 [LAUGHS] That boy so bored at work.

41:30 Or he high at work.

41:31 One or the other.

41:32 Man, look, obviously, somebody enjoyed the performance.

41:35 STEELO: Yeah, his boy was like, whoa, wow.

41:38 [LAUGHS] STEELO: Oh, he's just like, yo.

41:41 He has lost it.

41:42 ROB: Yeah.

41:43 [ROCK MUSIC] Uh-oh.

41:47 Oh.

41:47 STEELO: Oh my god.

41:48 ROB: Don't.

41:49 The accuracy is crazy.

41:51 Man, that pass was insane.

41:53 ROB: Bink.

41:54 Oh, eye for an eye, Darryl.

41:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

41:59 STEELO: Oh, no.

42:00 ROB: Oh, man.

42:01 Oh, is that a suction cup?

42:02 ROB: We're just trying to do science out here.

42:04 STEELO: Oh, man.

42:05 ROB: Oh, look at this.

42:06 Having a good time.

42:07 STEELO: You gotta put a camera on top now.

42:09 It's the first GoPro.

42:10 ROB: That's it.

42:10 Put the GoPro on.

42:12 STEELO: That could be cool, though.

42:13 ROB: It could be, right?

42:14 STEELO: You gotta lean into that.

42:15 ROB: Yeah, you know, if you're looking at worm cells,

42:17 whatever you're doing in there.

42:18 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, you know, making a scene in public,

42:23 you know, being in a restaurant,

42:25 and being all loud, and making sure everybody sees you, how often do you do it?

42:29 Anymore?

42:30 Yeah.

42:31 Is that the old you?

42:33 Yeah, in my '20s, it was like,

42:35 I might have been a dude that, like, would have been like, you know what?

42:37 This restaurant is dead.

42:38 Let's bring some energy to it.

42:40 You're done giving energy?

42:41 I'm done— yeah, I am done.

42:42 ROB: That's it?

42:43 It's too much.

42:44 It's too much.

42:45 So you're not here to party start anymore?

42:47 Hey, somebody else has got to do it?

42:48 STEELO: Yeah, someone— Will you join the party if it starts?

42:50 I would be proud of the party.

42:52 I'll sit back and be like, I used to be that guy.

42:53 Wow.

42:54 ROB: Good.

42:55 Bravo for this party.

42:55 ROB: Yeah.

42:56 You know?

42:57 Yeah, that's it.

42:58 Sometimes, it's about just bringing energy to the atmosphere.

43:01 And sometimes, you're just being annoying.

43:03 That's what this whole category is of Public Nuisances.

43:07 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] HOST: Oh, what is he gonna do with that?

43:15 STEELO: Oh, he changed the channel?

43:16 HOST: He is in charge?

43:17 STEELO: Oh, this dude's watching NASCAR.

43:19 He's locked in.

43:20 ROB: He is.

43:20 This man is locked in.

43:22 He's here for a reason.

43:23 HOST: He's invested.

43:24 Oh, this is mean, but also really good.

43:27 WOMAN: A nugget.

43:29 WOMAN: I— I can't hear it.

43:31 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: A nugget.

43:35 WOMAN: Come on up to the window.

43:36 I can't hear you.

43:37 STEELO: Oh, the speakers that loud?

43:40 That's crazy.

43:42 Is that a Hardee's?

43:42 ROB: Is it?

43:43 STEELO: Bravo for your speakers.

43:44 Man, you're trying to serve the meats to anybody at any distance?

43:48 [LAUGHTER] At any distance.

43:50 I just feel like Hardee's and Arby's are the same thing?

43:53 No, Carl's Jr.

43:54 and Hardee's, same restaurant.

43:56 Same restaurant.

43:57 Yeah.

43:58 Pick one.

43:58 Pick one.

43:59 Yeah.

44:00 Guys— STEELO: Checkers and [BLEEP].

44:01 --Carl's Junior.

44:02 That was like— that was like a big moment for me.

44:04 ROB: For which one?

44:05 Oh, that's right.

44:06 HOST: Come on now.

44:07 ROB: But, imagine— do you think it would

44:08 have been as sexy if it was called Hardee's?

44:11 It— it could have been.

44:12 Hardee's is even wilder, bro.

44:13 HOST: Honestly.

44:14 They had to not call it Hardee's.

44:16 They were like, actually, let's make it a Carl's Jr.

44:18 thing.

44:18 HOST: I did not.

44:20 I was a Carl's Jr.

44:22 Girl.

44:22 ROB: Oh, that's right because, if you were a Hardee— HOST: I was at Hardee.

44:25 Well, Hardee's is wild.

44:26 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

44:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: Oh, no.

44:29 MAN: Ooh.

44:30 ROB: Ooh.

44:31 MAN: [BLEEP] HOST: Oh.

44:33 MAN: Man, [BLEEPS].

44:34 STEELO: Y'all gotta fight now, bro.

44:35 ROB: But look.

44:36 HOST: Oh.

44:38 MAN: [CHUCKLES] STEELO: There's no way he wiped that quick.

44:40 Now I got a problem with him.

44:41 How did he get up that quick?

44:42 ROB: No, no, no.

44:43 He got up to fight way too fast for me.

44:45 HOST: He's attacking.

44:46 STEELO: Oh, man.

44:47 Right away, he comes out and starts hitting the door.

44:49 ROB: Yeah.

44:50 STEELO: What's up, man?

44:51 MAN: [BLEEPS] STEELO: Yeah, he duck walked over there.

44:53 Ooh.

44:54 STEELO: For sure.

44:56 No wipe involved.

44:57 That's crazy.

44:58 HOST: Oh, we're back in Europe.

44:59 STEELO: Back in Europe.

45:00 HOST: Back in Europe.

45:01 Dun, dun.

45:02 STEELO: Your thing's up.

45:03 HOST: What are they going to do now?

45:04 ROB: Oh.

45:04 STEELO: Who are you?

45:05 ROB: Is this what we're gonna do?

45:07 STEELO: He doing too much, whatever he doing.

45:08 ROB: No, no.

45:09 Fine, you want to disrespect the pedestrians of this fine city?

45:12 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Bro.

45:15 HOST: Stop.

45:16 ROB: Thank you and goodbye.

45:17 HOST: No way.

45:18 There you have it for Public Nuisances.

45:21 I didn't know what was going on.

45:23 [CHEERING] OK, when's the last time you pranked somebody?

45:28 I haven't pranked someone in a— in a while.

45:30 Yeah, I think I've outgrown it.

45:31 ROB: That's it.

45:31 I'm trying to prank somebody?

45:32 Nah.

45:32 ROB: And who even pranks?

45:34 Teenagers?

45:34 HOST: Right.

45:35 You know what I mean?

45:36 I guess I pranked a kid.

45:37 I— I pranked Zayn in the house.

45:39 But that's normal?

45:40 You can prank kids?

45:41 HOST: Yeah.

45:41 Yeah, yeah.

45:42 Cause it's not really a prank.

45:43 You can just scare them or do something, like, simple.

45:45 You're, like, playing.

45:46 Yeah, versus a real prank feels like you put thought into it.

45:49 You hate this person.

45:50 ROB: That's it.

45:51 That's it.

45:51 It's a joke.

45:52 It's a joke.

45:53 You got hate in your heart.

45:54 You know what I mean?

45:55 And this category right here is all people pranking and it backfiring on them.

45:59 Take a look at Prankerfied.

46:02 Oh, pause it, pause it.

46:03 What am I— I saw Prankerfied?

46:06 STEELO: Prankerfried.

46:07 It's like the most clearest concept.

46:10 Prankerfried was cute.

46:11 It was.

46:11 It was.

46:12 It was cute.

46:14 Take a look at Prankfired.

46:16 [CHEERING] HOST: Oh, god.

46:20 STEELO: She just getting out the bathroom.

46:22 Oh, bro.

46:23 Oh, man.

46:24 HOST: He deserved it.

46:25 The likeliness of that is crazy.

46:26 Karma worked quickly for this man.

46:28 ROB: Feel like, yeah, it just did.

46:30 Like, that phone went high and landed hard.

46:32 Dang.

46:33 [LAUGHTER] MAN: This it?

46:36 Yep, now what?

46:38 ROB: Now what?

46:39 You stay there until it drops and gets water on you.

46:41 No.

46:41 ROB: Yeah.

46:42 STEELO: Why are you telling him?

46:43 ROB: Aha.

46:44 STEELO: Oh, man.

46:45 ROB: Oh man.

46:46 Oh, man.

46:47 You gotta be proud of him.

46:48 ROB: Man, he really— He's proud.

46:50 That was quick— quick thinking.

46:51 He's been through this.

46:52 STEELO: He has.

46:53 You don't have— you don't act this quickly.

46:54 This is a double setup right here.

46:56 STEELO: Look at that haircut.

46:57 That's an influencer's haircut.

46:58 HOST: Yeah.

46:59 We went through the Bieber.

47:00 Now it's the influencer?

47:04 OK, Bubba Sparxxx.

47:05 HOST: Uh-oh.

47:06 ROB: Nothing to see here but some mud.

47:08 MAN: Splashing.

47:09 [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

47:12 STEELO: And he barely got it on her.

47:13 He was so proud of himself.

47:15 HOST: The overlap.

47:16 He, like, went so hard with the laughing and then just cracked his head.

47:19 STEELO: Yeah.

47:20 ROB: And he didn't even execute.

47:22 HOST: He got her ankles wet.

47:24 [LAUGHTER] He got way more on him than her.

47:26 Yeah.

47:27 [CHATTER] ROB: Suck it.

47:30 OK.

47:30 HOST: Oh, god.

47:31 ROB: Oh.

47:33 Oh, oh, oh.

47:35 Do y'all know each other?

47:36 It escalated so quickly.

47:37 ROB: It really did.

47:38 Didn't see that coming, did you?

47:40 Either of you own an air horn?

47:42 No.

47:43 Air horn.

47:43 Ah!

47:44 STEELO: No, we're good people.

47:46 Ah!

47:47 No, I don't own an air horn.

47:48 Do you own one?

47:49 No, but I felt like one.

47:51 STEELO: That did feel like it.

47:51 It felt very— That was— yeah.

47:53 STEELO: That was good.

47:54 It's like I committed to it.

47:55 STEELO: Yeah.

47:55 I committed to it.

47:56 I felt loud.

47:57 Yeah.

47:58 ROB: But I didn't feel like I startled anyone.

48:00 HOST: Right.

48:01 Cause you know when that horn goes, whatever that vibration is,

48:03 it's right on the edge of the brown note.

48:05 STEELO: It is.

48:06 HOST: Yeah.

48:07 It really is.

48:07 ROB: You know what I mean?

48:08 It pisses you off.

48:09 Look, if somebody ran up and put an air

48:12 horn on my stomach and squeezed it for, like,

48:14 eight seconds, I'd [BLEEP] my pants.

48:16 [LAUGHTER] Why are they doing this?

48:20 I don't know.

48:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: That's how close the air horn is to the ground.

48:28 Lot of vibration, yeah.

48:29 Well, look, this category is all people using them to scare other people.

48:33 Take a look at Scare Horns.

48:35 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, he's good.

48:41 Yeah, I got this.

48:42 [AIR HORN SQUEAKS] STEELO: Oh, man.

48:45 ROB: What type of weak ass air horn was that?

48:48 That wasn't— yeah, he actually hit it on the fairway?

48:50 Yeah.

48:51 His best shot all day?

48:52 He's, like, trying to correct how [BLEEP] he is as a golfer.

48:56 [AIR HORN BLARES] No.

49:00 STEELO: Oh, man.

49:00 HOST: I would be so mad.

49:01 STEELO: He's got enemies.

49:02 Dude, listen, you're going to wake up like that?

49:04 Yeah.

49:05 ROB: Look, look, listen to me.

49:07 If your entire body just stays in, like,

49:10 a deformed moment, you're always going to get got.

49:13 He got scared four different times.

49:14 HOST: Yeah, he did.

49:15 Yeah, he really did.

49:17 1, 2, 3.

49:19 STEELO: Again.

49:20 You're still here.

49:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Uh-oh, little fella.

49:25 HOST: Don't.

49:27 Why— ROB: Man.

49:28 Man, there's only one cat that was sensitive to it.

49:31 STEELO: Yeah.

49:32 This little cat didn't— not even fazed.

49:34 HOST: Yeah, he's like, I'm starving.

49:35 STEELO: Yeah, exactly.

49:36 Feed me.

49:37 ROB: Man, it's that older cat.

49:38 STEELO: Hilarious.

49:39 ROB: You know what I mean?

49:40 It's like, the little cat hasn't been through enough.

49:41 You know what I mean?

49:42 The older cats, like, man, don't trust anything.

49:44 Trauma.

49:45 Eight different lives already.

49:46 ROB: Yeah.

49:46 I seen it all.

49:48 I've seen it all.

49:49 ROB: Seen it all.

49:50 [LAUGHTER] How y'all doing?

49:53 [BLEEP] ROB: Oh, boy.

49:55 OK.

49:56 Stupid [BLEEP].

49:58 He's so angry.

49:59 ROB: I think, man, you almost heart attacked that man.

50:01 You know what I mean?

50:02 Oh, 1000%.

50:02 Yeah, you're playing around with this man's life.

50:03 Yeah.

50:04 ROB: Man, ground note and heart note all at once.

50:06 [BLEEPS] You stupid [BLEEP].

50:11 They just cut the bagpipes?

50:12 [LAUGHTER] At the funeral?

50:17 Oh, yeah.

50:18 [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, that's what nightmares are made of.

50:21 Oh, oh.

50:22 STEELO: Oh, man.

50:23 Oh, man.

50:24 HOST: That's scary.

50:25 I don't know what's worse.

50:26 OK, look, we got responses.

50:29 Something attacks us, we can fight, we can flight, or we could fall, OK?

50:35 This is possible.

50:36 Like, which one are you?

50:37 Fight.

50:37 ROB: You're gonna fight.

50:38 Oh, yeah.

50:38 STEELO: Easy.

50:39 ROB: It's not even, like, a question.

50:40 Like, even that— even as I looked at it, you ain't running from nobody.

50:44 You know what I mean?

50:45 And, like, really, do you think you would just go to, like, a OG wrestling move?

50:50 Like, what— like, just out of instinct, if you had to, like,

50:53 defend yourself, like— like, would it be a choke out, a body slam?

50:57 Like, what would be your move?

50:58 It would for sure— like, if it was a guy,

51:00 I'd probably kick him in a certain area.

51:02 Then I think I'd put a full Nelson on, like, try to take him to the ground.

51:05 ROB: Yeah.

51:05 HOST: You know?

51:06 But definitely, it'd be some type of choke

51:08 hold because I would have the most control, which I love control.

51:10 Yeah, yeah.

51:11 STEELO: Like it.

51:12 I like it.

51:12 ROB: Yeah.

51:13 Who wants to fight?

51:14 Come on guys.

51:14 ROB: Yeah no, look, look.

51:15 Let me try it out.

51:16 ROB: I— I have a feeling she'd kick you right in the center,

51:19 choke you out real quick.

51:22 This category right here is not people that are fighting or flighting.

51:26 This is people that are just falling when they get scared.

51:28 Take a look at Fear Fallin'.

51:31 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] (SINGING) I'm just fishing in the country.

51:38 MAN: You're gonna make it!

51:39 ROB: Oh.

51:40 HOST: Oh my god.

51:41 Man, that scared everybody.

51:42 Yeah.

51:43 We like— we knew it was a fear category,

51:45 but even we didn't know what was gonna happen.

51:46 Cause he's in deep thought.

51:47 ROB: Yeah, should I have taken up art?

51:50 MAN: You're gonna make it!

51:51 MAN: Oh.

51:52 [LAUGHS] Oh.

51:55 ROB: Oh.

51:56 Oh.

51:57 Oh, I don't like this.

51:59 I don't like this.

52:02 WOMAN: He might be real.

52:03 MAN: Thank you.

52:03 Ah!

52:03 ROB: Oh.

52:04 HOST: Oh my god.

52:05 ROB: Man.

52:05 STEELO: But, like— OK, look, she locked up.

52:08 That was a mini heart attack.

52:09 That was.

52:10 Cause you could scare any of them.

52:11 Why pick the oldest one?

52:12 ROB: Because, hey— Why pick the one who already got one foot in.

52:15 ROB: Man.

52:15 STEELO: You can't do that, man.

52:16 That's it.

52:17 STEELO: You got one foot in.

52:18 You— you risked it right here.

52:20 You know what I mean?

52:21 STEELO: Like, leave me alone.

52:22 ROB: Man.

52:22 Ah!

52:23 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Oh.

52:26 MAN: You OK?

52:27 HOST: The scarecrow kind of gets scared at the end too.

52:29 What did I just do?

52:30 Well, he got a murder charge coming, like— [LAUGHS] [WHIRRING] ROB:

52:36 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

52:38 HOST: Oh, my— ROB: Okey dokey.

52:41 STEELO: How long was your child waiting?

52:42 ROB: Man.

52:43 He's been gone for two days?

52:44 You finally found him, your little construction boy?

52:47 STEELO: We found a local kid playing a prank!

52:50 And there's another one.

52:51 Is there?

52:53 HOST: Boom.

52:54 STEELO: Oh my god.

52:55 CHILD: Ah!

52:56 I mean, how many kids are hiding under there?

52:58 [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: Oh, you know what's coming.

53:01 STEELO: Stop playing around.

53:03 ROB: Here we go.

53:04 Pop it, pop it, pop it.

53:06 Open wide.

53:08 Oh.

53:09 STEELO: Oh.

53:10 Bro.

53:11 Bro, her whole heart.

53:12 ROB: That's it.

53:13 You ain't even know you had heart problems before that.

53:15 ROB: She might as well have been attacked by the shark.

53:16 STEELO: Yeah.

53:17 You know what I mean?

53:17 Ah!

53:18 ROB: Ah.

53:19 HOST: That would have been me.

53:20 STEELO: She grabbed that heart.

53:20 She said, oh my god.

53:21 Oh.

53:22 There you have it for Fear Fallin'.

53:24 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] As technology

53:34 has evolved, so has the pranks.

53:37 You know what I mean?

53:38 It used to be back in the day, you get— you get something stuck on your back.

53:41 You will be kicked.

53:42 Yeah, you get whoopee cushions, one of these.

53:44 You got something right here?

53:45 STEELO: Yeah.

53:46 Yeah.

53:46 Right?

53:47 Old-fashioned, classic.

53:48 ROB: [BLEEP] anymore.

53:49 You know what I mean?

53:50 You get some weird text message from, like, a friend.

53:52 What the [BLEEP] is wrong with you?

53:53 And then it turns out they just had that little app,

53:55 where you can text somebody with their number, and it shows up as their number.

53:58 That get people caught up right there.

54:00 Yeah, I mean, it was hot for, like, a year or two, and then it stopped.

54:03 STEELO: It did.

54:04 I think everybody started feeling guilty.

54:06 It, like, self-regulate.

54:07 People was breaking up, [BLEEP] families and [BLEEP].

54:09 Families breaking up, friendships getting ruined.

54:11 People dying over that [BLEEP].

54:12 [MUTED] getting shot over that [BLEEP].

54:15 And we [BLEEP] self-regulated.

54:16 We said, hey.

54:17 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: We did.

54:19 We took it a bit too far on that one.

54:21 Let's kill that [BLEEP] phone number one.

54:24 This category dedicated to Modern Pranks.

54:26 Take a look.

54:27 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: Oh, I love these.

54:33 CHANEL: Ooh, my god.

54:33 STEELO: I love these.

54:35 CHANEL: This is so amazing.

54:36 STEELO: Oh, yeah.

54:37 ROB: It's shameful.

54:38 You know she's in a panic.

54:40 CHANEL: [LAUGHS] ROB: Ah.

54:43 STEELO: I love how he smacked it.

54:44 ROB: He did.

54:45 Damn you, tricksters!

54:47 It's childproof.

54:49 ROB: Oh, tricky stuff.

54:51 Hello?

54:51 [LAUGHTER] Tricky stuff.

54:54 STEELO: Hey, she's still got it.

54:55 ROB: Oh, OK.

54:56 She's still got it, though.

54:58 ROB: What's up?

54:59 That's me.

55:00 STEELO: He just don't like her eyebrows.

55:02 [LAUGHTER] Ah!

55:06 ROB: Oh.

55:07 Ah!

55:07 Oh.

55:08 Oh, man.

55:09 STEELO: They not even security, bro.

55:11 ROB: No.

55:12 STEELO: They do— They do construction work.

55:14 ROB: [BLEEP] they're doing construction.

55:16 What is that?

55:19 STEELO: Oh, this is great.

55:20 ROB: Oh, man.

55:21 STEELO: This is great.

55:22 ROB: Here he is.

55:24 Well, look at this.

55:25 I could push a button, or I could just clap this thing on.

55:30 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: He ain't do the right rhythm.

55:32 He put the bag down.

55:33 He was like, my— my [BLEEP] rhythm is off today.

55:36 I gotta put the bag down for this [BLEEP].

55:38 Gets complicated.

55:39 Excuse me, sir.

55:40 He started clapping at them, sir.

55:41 Sir.

55:43 It ain't never coming on.

55:44 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] Have you guys

55:51 ever dated somebody that liked to scare you all the time?

55:54 Yeah, my ex-boyfriend, Liam.

55:56 ROB: Man, that guy, what would he do, stick— be in a trash can and be like, bae.

56:01 Yeah, I love when you try to do Scottish accent.

56:04 Bae!

56:05 You know what I mean?

56:07 How do you say boo in Scottish?

56:08 Bae!

56:10 I know.

56:12 His whole family, is they're really into Halloween, scary movies.

56:15 He loves horror films.

56:16 And— and he knows that I'm gullible.

56:18 And he would try to scare me a lot.

56:19 Now, do you hope that you find someone

56:21 that scares you for the rest of your life?

56:23 No, I don't like it because, I mean, I think I've told you guys,

56:26 like, if I get really scared, I tend to pee in my pants.

56:30 OK.

56:31 How many times did you pee throughout y'all relationship?

56:35 He definitely scared me once that I peed my pants.

56:37 ROB: OK, I mean, look— It doesn't seem healthy.

56:39 ROB: You don't want somebody scaring you, OK?

56:42 Cause last thing you need is going

56:44 through life just peeing yourself all the time.

56:46 It's the last thing I need.

56:47 I'm lucky my wife doesn't attempt to scare me at all.

56:50 She don't like scary things at all, not even scaring people.

56:54 But these wives are completely different

56:56 because they are Scary Wife, Scary Life.

56:59 [CHEERING] WOMAN: Babe, there's something in here!

57:04 ROB: Stop, stop, stop.

57:05 It's a snake.

57:06 It's a snake.

57:06 Stop, stop, stop.

57:07 You're not even gonna see it.

57:08 Bae!

57:09 Whoa!

57:11 [BLEEP] ROB: Oh, god.

57:12 STEELO: He's got a real life knife.

57:14 Why would you not warn him for real?

57:15 ROB: He came in with a pirate sword.

57:17 He could have cut his feet off.

57:18 Ah!

57:19 MAN: [BLEEP] Man, hey, he would have got the snake.

57:22 Do you care that I fart?

57:25 No.

57:26 [FARTS] What?

57:30 She said, do you care if I fart?

57:32 I really want her to like me.

57:34 He's already drugged up on her farts, like— --that I fart?

57:38 CHANEL: They look like twins.

57:39 STEELO: They do.

57:40 [FARTS] Oh my god.

57:44 [LAUGHS] [CHATTER] WOMAN: I don't have to say anything.

57:49 Oh, the [BLEEP]?

57:50 ROB: Oh.

57:50 Oh.

57:52 Oh, are you [BLEEP].

57:53 MAN: [LAUGHS] ROB: And now you got a pierced ear.

57:57 Like, what the [BLEEP].

57:58 It's a pretty good piercing too.

58:00 ROB: Just woke up to a full piercing.

58:02 You now have a diamond earring.

58:04 Oh.

58:05 We got this— What the [BLEEP]?

58:06 I feel so pretty.

58:07 STEELO: He's like, I have an earring.

58:09 He's gonna go check it out.

58:10 ROB: What is it?

58:11 [BLEEP] WOMAN: [LAUGHS] STEELO: He loves it.

58:14 I love it.

58:15 I'll take another.

58:16 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness.".

58:19 Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." STEELO: Yeah.

58:22 [APPLAUSE] The age of the pandemic, everybody's working from home.

58:28 I have an office, but I don't know.

58:30 I— I enjoy working from home.

58:33 Do you guys like working from home?

58:35 Yes.

58:35 CHANEL: I do.

58:36 I love it.

58:36 CHANEL: I love it.

58:37 The best part is, like, you know, before going to the studio,

58:39 I'd be like, oh, I gotta look good.

58:40 Who knows who's going to be there?

58:42 I might pop— run into somebody.

58:43 Now, bumming it.

58:44 Now, eventually, everything's gonna kick back up and you're

58:47 going to have to, like, get back in there.

58:48 Yeah.

58:49 STEELO: I don't know.

58:50 I don't know if companies will, like,

58:51 shift back until you have to go into offices?

58:54 ROB: Yeah, and shoot, half the people in this category,

58:57 the way they're treated at work, they don't ever want to go there anyway.

59:00 Take a look at, Can We Work From Home?

59:03 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, boy.

59:09 Darryl and the banana shot.

59:12 Flawless.

59:13 STEELO: Oh, my.

59:15 The sound was perfect.

59:16 ROB: Bam.

59:17 STEELO: Oh, it was a bullseye.

59:18 CHANEL: That was full, like, skin.

59:20 STEELO: Bam, it was a bullseye.

59:21 He gets bullied all day too.

59:23 Get me back to Zoom.

59:25 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

59:28 STEELO: Oh my god.

59:29 Oh, man.

59:30 Imagine putting that much weight on your back.

59:32 Man, like, really, what are you doing?

59:34 Like, pushing off the keyboard into the back of the chair.

59:37 Hehe.

59:38 [LAUGHTER] Hey, such a good time.

59:42 Da, da, da, da, da, zeroing in.

59:47 Welcome back, Daryl.

59:48 Hole shot.

59:50 CHANEL: Oh.

59:51 ROB: Whoa.

59:51 STEELO: No.

59:53 Ma'am, I'm trying to hook up your spectrum.

59:55 ROB: I'm just trying to hook up your spectrum.

59:57 Stay off my [BLEEP].

59:59 You got to get marbled.

1:00:00 OK, like, let's say someone fake robbed you.

1:00:06 And then you turned around and you began

1:00:08 to beat them because you thought you were getting robbed.

1:00:11 STEELO: Yeah.

1:00:12 And then they hit you with the safety word, it's a prank, bro.

1:00:16 OK, that's the safety word.

1:00:17 ROB: That's what I'm saying.

1:00:18 It's a prank, bro.

1:00:19 You know what I mean?

1:00:20 Like, it's like when these [BLEEP] kids will

1:00:22 do the most [BLEEP] up prank and think like, dude, it's a prank, bro.

1:00:27 And [BLEEP], that's supposed to be the safety word.

1:00:29 Like, oh, [BLEEP].

1:00:30 Oh, [BLEEP].

1:00:30 It's so real.

1:00:31 Like, why?

1:00:32 Why do the bros think you can just say,

1:00:34 it's a prank, bro, and that their freedom again?

1:00:36 Because YouTube tells them they can.

1:00:38 ROB: That's really what it is.

1:00:40 This is, like, group lying to each other.

1:00:42 Let's go do a prank.

1:00:43 And if [BLEEP] somebody tries to beat us up, we can just tell them it's a prank.

1:00:46 And they'll be like, oh, cool.

1:00:48 This is super funny.

1:00:50 The category of everybody trying to get away with it.

1:00:53 Take a look at, It's a Prank, Bro.

1:00:55 [CHEERING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] BOY: You know where I can get any medicine?

1:01:00 My stomach hurts.

1:01:01 [FARTS] [GROANING] ROB: OK.

1:01:04 STEELO: Oh, no.

1:01:05 Oh, no.

1:01:05 BOY: Are you serious?

1:01:06 Your prank is to go fart on a grandma in Target, OK?

1:01:10 Like, what the [BLEEP] is happening here?

1:01:14 What the [BLEEP] is happening here?

1:01:15 You're like, hey, I got it today.

1:01:17 I got it today.

1:01:19 I'm super gassy.

1:01:20 You want to go [BLEEP] on grandmas?

1:01:22 BOY: [FARTS] Whoa.

1:01:26 ROB: Oh, man.

1:01:27 STEELO: She backhanded.

1:01:27 BOY: Hey, it's just a joke.

1:01:29 We're filming a video.

1:01:29 STEELO: Hey, it's a joke.

1:01:30 It's on video.

1:01:31 It's a prank.

1:01:32 No, I'm pressing charges.

1:01:33 Yeah.

1:01:34 ROB: Uh-oh.

1:01:35 Oh, boy.

1:01:37 Here we go.

1:01:38 Achoo.

1:01:39 Achoo.

1:01:40 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh.

1:01:43 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] ROB: Oh, oh.

1:01:47 [NON-ENGLISH] ROB: Oh, yeah, germaphobe.

1:01:50 Germaphobe.

1:01:50 STEELO: Goddamn— ROB: Germaphobe.

1:01:53 Germaphobe.

1:01:54 Yep, yep.

1:01:55 You never want to sneeze on somebody that hates germs.

1:01:57 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] You know,

1:02:03 today, before we got here, I hid underneath a giant Minnie Mouse

1:02:09 stuffed animal and a giant dog stuffed animal.

1:02:12 Now, I laid there in my children's playroom and waited

1:02:15 for them to come down from brushing their teeth.

1:02:17 Now, I allowed them to discover me, OK?

1:02:20 Because if I was a mean dad, I would have scared them.

1:02:23 Yeah.

1:02:24 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:02:25 Because it's like, I would have just broken right out.

1:02:28 It would have been, ah, tears crying.

1:02:30 But you thought about it.

1:02:31 ROB: I thought about it.

1:02:32 Because you're here talking about it right now.

1:02:33 So I know you thought about it.

1:02:34 But I thought better of it.

1:02:35 STEELO: Yeah.

1:02:36 And I allowed them to discover me.

1:02:38 And then it was fun.

1:02:39 It was like, Dad, what you doing in here?

1:02:41 Why are you in the playroom?

1:02:42 You know, I'm playing.

1:02:43 I just love to play.

1:02:44 I love coming in here and play.

1:02:46 Do you?

1:02:46 I do.

1:02:47 That's how you do it the right way.

1:02:49 This category is all the wrong way, where No One is Safe.

1:02:52 Take a look.

1:02:54 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Daddy's not here.

1:02:58 Don't worry.

1:02:59 What?

1:03:00 WOMAN: Daddy's not here.

1:03:01 Ah!

1:03:02 ROB: Yeah.

1:03:03 Oh my god.

1:03:05 Oh my god.

1:03:06 So got torn— STEELO: He can barely walk before that moment.

1:03:09 He just starts running full speed.

1:03:10 Ah!

1:03:11 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Ah.

1:03:13 [LAUGHTER] He can walk.

1:03:15 Man, he can speed.

1:03:17 (SINGING) Birthday to you ROB: Happy.

1:03:22 Oh.

1:03:22 STEELO: Oh, my.

1:03:23 ROB: OK.

1:03:25 CHANEL: Really?

1:03:26 That's me for sure.

1:03:27 I'm there.

1:03:27 I'm like— Unnecessary.

1:03:29 It's a certain type of person that tries

1:03:31 to put someone's face in the birthday cake.

1:03:34 Well-played.

1:03:35 ROB: Uh-oh.

1:03:36 Oh, oh.

1:03:38 Oh.

1:03:39 [WHIMPERS] Oh, you knocked my eyeball out, bro.

1:03:43 CHILD: [BABBLES] ROB: Why, Mama.

1:03:47 Why, Mama.

1:03:48 [BABBLES] ROB: Yeah, look, it's getting a little bit too real, too quick.

1:03:52 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." Ah.

1:03:56 You know what I mean?

1:03:58 All right, I had a sister.

1:03:59 You know, me and my sister, we had a pretty good relationship.

1:04:02 I think we were on opposite ends of the spectrum.

1:04:05 You know what I mean?

1:04:06 She was partying in high school, and I was, like, fully focused.

1:04:09 But we never really got crazy beef.

1:04:11 Only one time did I— you know, I did put a pool cue through a door.

1:04:16 You know what I mean?

1:04:17 But, like, that was one time.

1:04:19 You know what I mean?

1:04:20 And it was like, you never expect to be able

1:04:22 to get the pool cue all the way through the door.

1:04:23 You know what I mean?

1:04:24 It's like, whoa, what?

1:04:26 You— you ever fight with your sister growing up?

1:04:29 Yeah, my sister and me play Uno one time.

1:04:32 And Uno, if you say, Uno out, you out.

1:04:37 Just take your L.

1:04:38 I get up, she trips me and kicks my head against the wall.

1:04:41 This is Uno we're talking about.

1:04:43 ROB: Oh, man.

1:04:44 This is just Uno.

1:04:44 ROB: Yeah.

1:04:45 She's a murderer.

1:04:45 CHANEL: I really feel like if I had a sister,

1:04:47 like, it would have, like— I wouldn't— I don't know.

1:04:49 I feel like she would have punked me or some [BLEEP].

1:04:52 I think if you had a sister, it would have balanced you out.

1:04:54 Yeah, siblings balance you.

1:04:56 ROB: If there's any other Chanel West Coast out there— CHANEL:

1:04:59 [LAUGHS]- Speak now.

1:05:00 Speak now.

1:05:02 Cause she could use you right now, OK?

1:05:06 And look, here's the thing, some sisters out there, they're not cool, OK?

1:05:10 And this category proves it because it's all Sister Dicks.

1:05:13 Take a look.

1:05:14 [CHEERING] [HIP-HOP MUSIC] She broke She bad Oh, she bad Man.

1:05:21 Ow, Trey.

1:05:22 What?

1:05:23 Trey, stop.

1:05:24 What am I doing?

1:05:25 Trey, seriously, stop.

1:05:27 WOMAN: Knock it off!

1:05:28 Trey, stop.

1:05:29 MAN: Hey, Trey!

1:05:29 [LAUGHTER] That's right!

1:05:32 ROB: No, this is dad yelling at— Trey.

1:05:35 And the mom is just right on her side.

1:05:37 Of course, Trey is doing some bull-[BLEEP].

1:05:39 STEELO: Yeah.

1:05:39 You know what I'm saying?

1:05:40 Trey, stop.

1:05:41 What am I doing?

1:05:42 Trey, seriously, stop.

1:05:44 WOMAN: Knock it off!

1:05:45 Trey, stop!

1:05:46 MAN: Hey, Trey!

1:05:47 Hey, Trey!

1:05:48 I [BLEEP] hate you, man!

1:05:49 ROB: Oh, man.

1:05:51 Trey is a problem, man.

1:05:52 He has been his whole life.

1:05:53 WOMAN: Weird.

1:05:55 Ew.

1:05:55 WOMAN: Dude.

1:05:56 ROB: Dude.

1:05:57 WOMAN: Whoever has the cinnamon twist in their nacho wins

1:06:00 the Xbox that was on the menu, the Xbox giveaway.

1:06:03 WOMAN: Wait, are you serious?

1:06:04 WOMAN: Yes, you need to take— don't throw it away.

1:06:06 Take a picture of it.

1:06:07 ROB: OK.

1:06:07 WOMAN: Wait, I need to record this.

1:06:08 ROB: What?

1:06:09 OK, pause.

1:06:10 So you understand what's happening here?

1:06:11 Yes.

1:06:12 She— she's got a [BLEEP] cinnamon stick in her [BLEEP] nachos.

1:06:16 And her sister has now convinced her she's won an Xbox.

1:06:19 [LAUGHTER] This is the [BLEEP] we do at my house, for sure.

1:06:22 If I had a sister like this, I would have liked her, you know?

1:06:25 WOMAN: What am I going to do, like, email them?

1:06:27 WOMAN: No, call them and say, I just found the cinnamon twist.

1:06:31 I think I know, and see what they say.

1:06:34 WOMAN: When I was just here or just there a couple minutes ago,

1:06:37 and I had the cinnamon— Dude, I can't believe you won.

1:06:40 --twist in the bottom of my nachos.

1:06:42 WOMAN: Tell them the Xbox giveaway.

1:06:43 WOMAN: So does that mean, like, the Xbox giveaway?

1:06:47 WOMAN: Tell them you took a picture of it.

1:06:48 I took a picture of the— so if you want me to send you the picture?

1:06:55 What?

1:06:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh, [BLEEP].

1:07:02 The fact that we don't have a payoff of, like, how this ends.

1:07:06 Like, what the [BLEEP] are you talking about?

1:07:08 What?

1:07:10 [HIP-HOP MUSIC] She dope Skirt.

1:07:12 Hello.

1:07:13 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:07:14 ROB: You— [LAUGHTER] Oh, OK.

1:07:18 Understand the genius behind this right now.

1:07:21 I mean, like— like, got her and set her up.

1:07:26 And I'm like, why is she being so, like, oh, I guess we're both going to do— no.

1:07:29 Yeah.

1:07:30 ROB: No, set you up on the highest level.

1:07:33 STEELO: Really did.

1:07:34 Got her good.

1:07:35 OK.

1:07:36 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.

1:07:39 That's great.

1:07:40 ROB: You can't even be mad.

1:07:41 You can't even be mad.

1:07:42 That's genius level.

1:07:45 WOMAN: Kaylee, you just want $1,000.

1:07:46 Get over here real quick.

1:07:47 KAYLEE: Oh my god, really?

1:07:48 Musically.

1:07:49 ROB: Oh.

1:07:50 Oh my god.

1:07:51 ROB: Man.

1:07:52 KAYLEE: What did you do?

1:07:53 STEELO: What is this light setup?

1:07:54 CHANEL: I have that.

1:07:55 You have this?

1:07:57 OK, I feel like I'm 12 deep down because I have that.

1:08:00 I just haven't hung it up yet.

1:08:01 What, like, the light with photos?

1:08:02 CHANEL: It's like a light strip.

1:08:03 It has— it comes with little clips.

1:08:05 I thought it was so cute when I saw it.

1:08:06 Oh, I love it.

1:08:08 [LAUGHS] ROB: This could be you guys as triplets here.

1:08:11 Bam.

1:08:12 STEELO: Yeah, she got hit hard.

1:08:13 ROB: Gotcha.

1:08:15 There you have it for Sister Dicks.

1:08:18 STEELO: Sister Dicks.

1:08:19 OK, look, you do something with your wife called Prank Mess.

1:08:24 Yes.

1:08:25 Well, she's the queen of pranks around the home,

1:08:27 so I wouldn't say it's a collaborative agreement that she and I— Oh,

1:08:31 so you don't participate?

1:08:33 Well, I'm the subject of the pranks.

1:08:36 And then is it only during the holiday season?

1:08:39 She starts ramping up around September.

1:08:41 And now— ROB: OK.

1:08:43 STEELO: Keep on your toes.

1:08:44 LUKE: If we have, like, dinner parties starting in October,

1:08:47 all the friends are like— ROB: Yeah.

1:08:49 My house.

1:08:50 And, like, they know she's ramping up.

1:08:52 Yeah, look, I want to become your wife.

1:08:55 [LAUGHTER] So to speak.

1:09:00 You know what I'm saying?

1:09:01 Like, I want to be the leader of the pranks of my family.

1:09:04 So we dedicated an entire category to it.

1:09:06 Take a look at Merry Prankmas.

1:09:08 LUKE: Merry Prankmas.

1:09:09 Wow.

1:09:10 [APPLAUSE] Breaking my dad in quarantine, day one.

1:09:14 LUKE: Pasta.

1:09:15 ROB: So it's the pasta.

1:09:16 MAN: I can't.

1:09:17 I've never done that.

1:09:18 ROB: Oh, mama can't.

1:09:19 Can you do it?

1:09:20 Can you crack my back?

1:09:21 [LAUGHTER] Wait, tell me when.

1:09:24 MAN: Now.

1:09:25 Ready?

1:09:26 ROB: [LAUGHS] What the heck?

1:09:31 ROB: Look, he just— Ow.

1:09:33 See, why did you have me do this, Malaya?

1:09:37 You all right, honey?

1:09:38 STEELO: He's having a hard time.

1:09:40 Yeah, she killed him.

1:09:41 [LAUGHS] ROB: It's so like— it's like he really thinks he broke a bone.

1:09:45 MAN: Ready?

1:09:46 [SHOUTING] Oh.

1:09:49 What the heck?

1:09:50 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Look, he can't even look at her.

1:09:53 Oh.

1:09:54 Why are you putting me through this?

1:09:56 He's the one that needs his back cracked.

1:09:59 Shh.

1:10:01 ROB: Oh, that's a good one, man.

1:10:02 I like this one.

1:10:03 [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] OK.

1:10:05 ROB: Da, da, da.

1:10:07 Oh, it's just a sweet little gift I've left

1:10:09 you in the form of a giant Teddy bear.

1:10:12 WOMAN: Oh, I know.

1:10:13 MAN: Ah!

1:10:14 [LAUGHTER] Oh, 10-3.

1:10:18 ROB: Oh, man.

1:10:18 WOMAN: I know.

1:10:19 I know.

1:10:20 MAN: [SHOUTS] [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] ROB: This one is so tricky.

1:10:27 STEELO: Yeah.

1:10:28 Oh, that is— ROB: Crisscross.

1:10:31 I'm just looking for the milk.

1:10:34 Just looking for the milk.

1:10:36 What are you doing?

1:10:37 Ba!

1:10:37 WOMAN: Ah!

1:10:38 ROB: She just perfectly played into it to, like, pull his hat down.

1:10:43 Who's phone?

1:10:45 What?

1:10:45 What?

1:10:45 Made you look!

1:10:47 Pew, pew, pew, pew.

1:10:48 Choo, choo, choo, choo.

1:10:50 Dude, dude, dude, we're at work.

1:10:53 [LAUGHTER] We're at work, dude.

1:10:56 Get it together.

1:10:58 ROB: Oh, man.

1:11:00 That was the funniest thing you've ever done.

1:11:03 I'm like, what can I do to make them— I'm going to [BLEEP]

1:11:05 trick them both right now cause I was going to send it over here,

1:11:09 but, nah, I'm going to put it right between them,

1:11:10 two heads, like, straight down.

1:11:12 Two heads.

1:11:12 ROB: What happened?

1:11:13 What happened?

1:11:14 We looked.

1:11:15 ROB: That's it.

1:11:16 We looked.

1:11:16 OK?

1:11:17 Exactly what people were doing to everybody in this category, Made You Look.

1:11:21 Take a look.

1:11:22 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] MAN: Hey, that y'all weed?

1:11:26 MAN: [LAUGHS] MAN: Look at— Everybody look.

1:11:31 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Ah, you know us, huh?

1:11:35 Is that your weed?

1:11:36 Every single person turned around.

1:11:37 Oh, [BLEEP].

1:11:39 [ROCK MUSIC] Whoa.

1:11:47 Whoa, what?

1:11:48 Whoa.

1:11:49 Who did that?

1:11:51 That is— that's so funny.

1:11:53 ROB: It's just like, man, they got us, bro.

1:11:55 STEELO: Yeah, he— whoa, whoa.

1:11:57 I'm— I'm loving putting his hands on me like he was lost.

1:12:00 Oh, [BLEEP].

1:12:01 Man.

1:12:02 Who did that?

1:12:03 ROB: Man.

1:12:05 WOMAN: Woo!

1:12:06 ROB: Uh-oh.

1:12:08 WOMAN: Woo!

1:12:09 STEELO: Now that's you.

1:12:10 WOMAN: [BLEEP] Scraped it.

1:12:13 ROB: Yeah, they did.

1:12:14 STEELO: You gotta turn around.

1:12:15 You gotta turn around.

1:12:16 Shame on you.

1:12:17 There you have it for Made You Look.

1:12:21 [APPLAUSE] Mom's super easy to prank, right?

1:12:27 Super easy.

1:12:28 It's a thing.

1:12:29 And it sucks because it's so tempting.

1:12:32 Yeah, I do it a lot.

1:12:33 And I never— obviously,

1:12:34 I peaked back in the Rob& Big days when I fake got arrested,

1:12:38 and she cried, and I really tore the soul out of her.

1:12:41 You know what I mean?

1:12:42 As I think about the category, I think of what a bad son I was that day.

1:12:46 STEELO: It's a good episode.

1:12:47 But it's like, I can't— I still can't stop.

1:12:50 It's still just like the little things.

1:12:51 It's just like, it's a level of gullibility that you

1:12:55 can't— it's too tempting not to take advantage of.

1:12:57 I agree.

1:12:57 Just on the phone.

1:12:58 You will talk to your mom on the phone and be like,

1:13:00 I'll just say things that I know is going to piss her off.

1:13:02 And it works every time.

1:13:04 And you're just, like, laughing, like a kid.

1:13:06 Yeah, and— and look, and I hope that I stop it,

1:13:09 but I have a feeling I never will.

1:13:11 But the truth is, they're easy to prank,

1:13:13 just like all the moms in this category, Mom Marks.

1:13:16 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Watch the lemon.

1:13:21 Shh.

1:13:23 ROB: This is amazing.

1:13:24 OK.

1:13:24 [LAUGHTER] Shh.

1:13:27 STEELO: Look— oh, like—- What?

1:13:29 STEELO: Like, dumbfounded.

1:13:30 Dumbfounded.

1:13:33 No, Jackie.

1:13:34 Shh.

1:13:35 Come on, Jackie.

1:13:36 What the heck?

1:13:37 How'd you do that?

1:13:38 That girl successfully snuck out at least a hundred times.

1:13:41 STEELO: For sure.

1:13:42 That girl never even went to school, yeah.

1:13:44 Oh, look.

1:13:45 I'm going to show you this trick.

1:13:46 Ready?

1:13:46 So you get this ketchup, right?

1:13:48 Ketchup.

1:13:49 You get some salt.

1:13:50 ROB: OK.

1:13:51 I suppose you have to put it in there, it starts heating up.

1:13:53 Ready?

1:13:54 Oh, yeah.

1:13:54 It started heating up.

1:13:55 Look, do that.

1:13:57 [SPANISH] STEELO: Oh, [BLEEP].

1:13:58 ROB: Oh.

1:13:59 Quick and easy.

1:14:00 Feed the hand.

1:14:01 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK,

1:14:05 how long do you think humans have been pranking each other?

1:14:09 Ooh, since the beginning.

1:14:10 ROB: Since the beginning.

1:14:11 Since Adam and Eve, if we believe in Adam and Eve.

1:14:13 Adam and Eve probably was out there pranking each other for sure.

1:14:15 ROB: All right.

1:14:15 Like, I bet you gonna go eat that fruit.

1:14:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:14:18 Yeah, I was, like, trying to think of how— STEELO: It ruined us.

1:14:21 I was thinking about, like, post-fruit.

1:14:23 Like, you got something on your leaf.

1:14:25 Bam, you know what I'm saying?

1:14:26 Like, something in that sort of zone.

1:14:27 CHANEL: They were probably doing it all the time

1:14:29 cause there's nothing else to do back then.

1:14:30 STEELO: Yeah.

1:14:31 Probably, like, prank life.

1:14:32 That's it.

1:14:32 CHANEL: That was entertainment.

1:14:33 Smacking each other's booty.

1:14:34 Now, does it feel like it's getting— that people prank

1:14:37 now more or less than they did 10 years ago?

1:14:40 Way more.

1:14:41 More.

1:14:42 Cause they— they think they can get famous off being pranksters and stuff.

1:14:45 So people want to prank all day.

1:14:46 The pranks aren't even necessarily good half the time.

1:14:50 It's just— yeah.

1:14:51 ROB: Yeah, and look, and there's just a point where it's not

1:14:53 a prank anymore and you're just being a dick.

1:14:54 STEELO: That's true.

1:14:55 You know what I mean?

1:14:56 And that's everybody in this category of Not a Prank.

1:15:00 [CHEERING] MAN: [LAUGHS] [GROANING] ROB: Oh, uh-oh.

1:15:07 [BLEEP], oh.

1:15:08 STEELO: What was that?

1:15:09 Anyway, we're out of here.

1:15:11 [BLEEP] They're all running.

1:15:12 What's even going on?

1:15:13 ROB: They acted like they had a chain or something,

1:15:15 pulled it in front of the car.

1:15:17 The car hit his brakes, and the other car behind him hit him.

1:15:19 So the car thought he was gonna get tripped?

1:15:21 [LAUGHTER] It's just a prank, dude.

1:15:25 You got insurance.

1:15:27 STEELO: What we doing?

1:15:28 What we doing?

1:15:29 [SHOUTING] Oh, he— the first one missed.

1:15:35 The first one was a warning shot.

1:15:36 ROB: Man, first of all,

1:15:37 you're that deep into a conversation while taking a [BLEEP] right now.

1:15:40 CHANEL: I feel like he's purposely got that cupboard open because

1:15:42 they do this type of [BLEEP] to him all the time.

1:15:44 Must be.

1:15:45 He's got a defense system in here.

1:15:46 STEELO: Yeah, I ain't never— yeah, I [BLEEP] FaceTime here and there,

1:15:49 but that man's on a private call.

1:15:50 That's a business call right there.

1:15:52 First of all, you— I hope to [BLEEP] God you do not FaceTime and [BLEEP].

1:15:57 Every day.

1:15:58 I'm never— I don't even— STEELO: I don't show the [BLEEP].

1:16:01 It's not like I'm like, hey, well, wonder what I'm doing.

1:16:03 It's like I'm here with— ROB: What if you're mid-log?

1:16:05 Nice background here.

1:16:06 What if you're mid-log?

1:16:07 What if you [BLEEP] send off a plop to somebody?

1:16:10 I know when it's gonna make sounds and when it's not.

1:16:12 I can control the volume within the— the toilet.

1:16:15 CHANEL: Send off a plop.

1:16:16 ROB: Man.

1:16:17 What's up, big Mike?

1:16:19 Oh!

1:16:20 What is you doing?

1:16:21 Man, you know what's going down, egg to the face.

1:16:24 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE]

1:16:28 Have you ever pranked somebody, and it was mean?

1:16:33 Yeah.

1:16:34 You guys are so nice.

1:16:35 You don't prank people.

1:16:36 Yeah, to, like, kids, and— and my mom.

1:16:38 ROB: Yeah.

1:16:39 I guess.

1:16:40 Yeah, you feel bad instantly, but, like, it's never, like, actually mean.

1:16:44 It's just you being like, OK,

1:16:45 your feelings got a little more hurt than I thought they would.

1:16:47 So I'm sorry.

1:16:48 Yeah, you know, look, I could take it all the way back to "Rob&

1:16:51 Big," where I felt like I tricked my mom, let my mom think I got arrested.

1:16:54 You know what I mean?

1:16:55 She cried.

1:16:55 STEELO: Yeah.

1:16:56 You know what I mean?

1:16:57 I [BLEEP] up.

1:16:57 You know what I mean?

1:16:58 I [BLEEP] up, you know?

1:16:59 And it's like, a lot of times,

1:17:01 you think something's going to be funny and you're just plain mean,

1:17:04 just like everybody in this category, Why Would You Do That?

1:17:08 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Uh-oh.

1:17:13 Uh-oh.

1:17:15 Oh, what was that for?

1:17:17 Are you serious?

1:17:19 No sooner than he hit his face, than he was already [BLEEP] up and angry.

1:17:23 Yeah, he could also put his seatbelt on and fix all of this.

1:17:26 ROB: Let's work on target practice.

1:17:27 Bam.

1:17:28 What the [BLEEP]— CHANEL: What is that?

1:17:31 STEELO: It's an egg.

1:17:32 That could be good for your skin, though.

1:17:34 CHANEL: Yeah.

1:17:35 Yeah, I mean, I don't— it could be good for your skin,

1:17:37 but probably not good for your eyes.

1:17:38 STEELO: Nah.

1:17:39 It went literally on his eye and landed on his nipple.

1:17:41 It covered his nipple.

1:17:43 [BLEEP] really did.

1:17:44 STEELO: It never touches the water.

1:17:45 It just goes down and stays there.

1:17:46 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Oh!

1:17:48 ROB: Ow.

1:17:49 MAN: Ow!

1:17:49 [BLEEP] that was on my nut!

1:17:51 ROB: Really did lock in.

1:17:52 MAN: My nut was hanging, dude!

1:17:54 That had to hurt.

1:17:55 Why would you be, like, in the stance, though?

1:17:56 MAN: Ow!

1:17:57 [BLEEP] That was on my nut!

1:17:59 He will become a venture capitalist and pay for this in his future.

1:18:02 [LAUGHTER] He just got a venture capital vibe.

1:18:05 STEELO: Yeah, he does.

1:18:06 [LAUGHS] ROB: Hey.

1:18:09 STEELO: You going to squeeze this.

1:18:10 ROB: Oh.

1:18:12 I can't believe you just [BLEEP] did that.

1:18:13 You stupid prick.

1:18:14 Look at the [BLEEP].

1:18:15 ROB: You stupid prick.

1:18:16 Get off and just let me be.

1:18:18 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK,

1:18:22 at what age should you stop pranking people?

1:18:24 STEELO: Ooh.

1:18:25 Like, 14.

1:18:27 ROB: No, no, no, I'm saying, like, the person you would prank.

1:18:29 Like, what is the oldest person you should legally be able to prank?

1:18:33 CHANEL: Well— 90.

1:18:35 ROB: Oh, you think you go 90?

1:18:36 I think if you're gonna go out, it might as well be with a laugh.

1:18:40 Yeah, man.

1:18:41 But— but most likely, the prank's going to be a scare, fear.

1:18:44 Fear is gonna kill you?

1:18:45 Yeah, but when you get up there, let you know it was a prank.

1:18:47 [LAUGHTER] It was a prank.

1:18:50 Oh, hey, hey, I know you're upset, but, look, it was just a prank.

1:18:53 That wasn't real.

1:18:54 Yeah, look, there should probably be a law, like, 60.

1:18:57 60 max.

1:18:58 You know what I mean?

1:18:59 Anything above 70, it's a prankicide.

1:19:00 STEELO: It is.

1:19:01 A prankicide.

1:19:03 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:19:04 [LAUGHTER] You accidentally killed somebody with a prank, you know.

1:19:08 In this category, nobody dies because we don't show that on the show.

1:19:12 At least, we're not sure, you know.

1:19:14 But this category right here is all people doing attempted Prankicide aside.

1:19:18 Take a look.

1:19:19 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] [SHOUTS] ROB: Ah!

1:19:28 Who did it?

1:19:29 ROB: Man, literally, she almost died.

1:19:31 Bro, right to the edge.

1:19:32 Ah!

1:19:34 ROB: Ah.

1:19:36 You know, I sleep with a fan on every night,

1:19:39 and somebody's putting [BLEEP] powder in the fan.

1:19:42 And I turned it on, and it's all over now.

1:19:45 Why are you yelling, though?

1:19:46 ROB: Man, why are you blaming whoever's on the phone,

1:19:48 just cause they're filming you laughing?

1:19:50 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Bang, bang, smash!

1:19:52 Ah [BLEEP].

1:19:53 MAN: Smash.

1:19:54 Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.

1:19:56 The bastard of son of a bitch.

1:19:57 MAN: What?

1:19:58 [BLEEPS] Son of a bitch.

1:20:02 STEELO: She is really hot about this.

1:20:04 Don't mess with my Tony Tiger collection.

1:20:07 You know, when you look out into the future and you have children,

1:20:11 do you think you'll make fun of them?

1:20:13 Yes, 1,000%.

1:20:14 They will get bullied first at home.

1:20:16 That's where they'll get their first bullying.

1:20:19 Well, when I look out in the future, I look at you,

1:20:21 like, just testing this three-year-old to the next level.

1:20:24 Look how dumb your hair looks.

1:20:25 Like, oh, you're like, oh— I don't know if I'll go that far.

1:20:29 We went that far.

1:20:30 STEELO: Oh, OK.

1:20:31 Even if it was by accident.

1:20:32 It's just like everybody in this category, Parent Trolls.

1:20:35 Take a look.

1:20:36 [CHEERING] Oh, yeah, our baby's so pretty.

1:20:45 What's up, baby?

1:20:46 Jeez.

1:20:47 [LAUGHTER] You think I'm ready to be a dad?

1:20:50 Absolutely not.

1:20:51 Of course, I'm ready to be a dad.

1:20:53 Oh, look at that cute little fella.

1:20:55 Nah.

1:20:56 [LAUGHTER] Looks like a cheeseburger now.

1:20:58 Ha.

1:21:00 MAN: And do you see?

1:21:01 ROB: There he is.

1:21:02 MAN: A small child trying to put rubbish in rubbish bins.

1:21:06 [LAUGHTER] And he is having trouble at this point in time.

1:21:10 He sounds like he's narrating a Disney movie.

1:21:12 MAN: Oh, it's here, a glimmer of hope.

1:21:15 A glimmer of hope.

1:21:15 And it's stuck.

1:21:16 Oh.

1:21:17 CHANEL: He sounds like a little wizard.

1:21:18 [LAUGHS] A wizard needs to be like, here you go, little child.

1:21:22 [LAUGHTER] I look like my father.

1:21:25 STEELO: I'm getting the chicks.

1:21:27 Look like my father.

1:21:28 MAN: You look good, son.

1:21:29 You look good.

1:21:31 Boy, and just to think, you used to be in my balls.

1:21:34 And now we're face-to-face.

1:21:35 Ain't that something?

1:21:37 [LAUGHTER] I love him being, like, shocked his dad said that.

1:21:41 He like, man, I can't post this.

1:21:43 [LAUGHTER] [AWING] ROB: What'd we do?

1:21:50 [GASPING] [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Did he shave her head?

1:21:55 ROB: He shaved her head on the low.

1:21:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh, here's our baby.

1:21:58 I always wanted a boy!

1:22:00 ROB: Look at the devastation.

1:22:01 That's— that's not funny.

1:22:04 CHANEL: Aw.

1:22:05 She spent her whole life growing that hair.

1:22:06 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: I sat here and posed for, like, 10 minutes.

1:22:10 Let me see the product.

1:22:11 But— WOMAN: Is that me?

1:22:18 Is that me?

1:22:19 [LAUGHTER] Who else is it gonna be?

1:22:21 I've been sitting here for 10 minutes drawing you.

1:22:23 [LAUGHTER] She knew instantly.

1:22:26 WOMAN: No.

1:22:26 No, it's nice.

1:22:28 [LAUGHTER] No, no, it's nice.

1:22:33 WOMAN: It's so nice.

1:22:35 Oh, I've never looked better.

1:22:37 ROB: Oh, no.

1:22:38 WOMAN: Ooh, where were you?

1:22:40 Where were you when it was time for senior photos?

1:22:43 [LAUGHTER] Has Daddy left?

1:22:45 WOMAN: Daddy don't know what he doing, anyway.

1:22:47 ROB: Look.

1:22:48 WOMAN: That's how you say that's— that's a great drawing in French.

1:22:52 ROB: Oh, god.

1:22:53 All right, not cool when it's a double team.

1:22:55 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK, look, the reality of it is,

1:23:01 every now and again, you get a gift from somebody, and it's [BLEEP].

1:23:05 And you— depending on who that friend is, you curb your reaction.

1:23:09 I feel kind of bad doing this.

1:23:10 Hopefully, this person,

1:23:11 I don't think she really watches "Ridiculousness," anyways.

1:23:13 But—- Debbie.

1:23:14 Grandma.

1:23:15 But— ROB: Grandma.

1:23:16 I have a friend in my group of friends.

1:23:18 No, say her name.

1:23:19 No, she's known for giving the [BLEEP] gifts.

1:23:21 And we're like, yo, I feel like— She's known for this?

1:23:23 Yes, and we're like, dude, does she, like,

1:23:25 go to the dollar store and just stock up stuff?

1:23:27 And it's like—- No, say a name.

1:23:28 Call them out.

1:23:29 No, I can't.

1:23:30 But it's like— She'll only buy better gifts.

1:23:33 --back gifts that my— that she gave my one friend a gift.

1:23:35 And then my one friend just left the gift on my counter.

1:23:37 ROB: No.

1:23:38 Like, didn't even take it.

1:23:39 I was like, that's so— like, take the gift, like.

1:23:41 Yeah, yeah.

1:23:42 That person knows who they are now.

1:23:44 Yeah, no.

1:23:45 And look, and even if that person doesn't watch,

1:23:48 it's gonna to be like the reverberation of, which one is the friends?

1:23:51 All the friends that kind of know her, that do watch,

1:23:53 are going to [BLEEP] shake her out,

1:23:55 smoke, be like, you need to watch this episode and talk— check your girl.

1:23:59 [LAUGHTER] Well, look, these people got no problem saying it.

1:24:03 They just say, thanks, I hate it.

1:24:05 Take a look.

1:24:06 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] WOMAN: You got me— WOMAN:

1:24:13 You sure that's— --Japanese porn.

1:24:15 No, it is.

1:24:16 MAN: That's what it is.

1:24:17 Girls who make these faces from the porn.

1:24:19 Look— look at this girl.

1:24:20 You think she happy?

1:24:22 You think she— you think this— oh, no, I can't wear this in public!

1:24:28 So you're not gonna wear it?

1:24:30 [CHATTER] Oh.

1:24:33 ROB: Oh.

1:24:35 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Guys, I'm walking just fine, but thanks.

1:24:39 ROB: Look at this.

1:24:40 WOMAN: I hope you've got something else in mind, Pat,

1:24:43 because you can shove that where the bloody sun don't shine.

1:24:47 STEELO: He like it.

1:24:48 I'll use it.

1:24:49 Bloody marvelous.

1:24:50 Now, piss off, all of you.

1:24:52 There you have it for Things I Hated.

1:24:55 [CHEERING] Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK,

1:25:01 I know in my household, the mom is the tough one on the kids, OK?

1:25:07 I'm a softy.

1:25:08 You know what I mean?

1:25:09 I get tricked into just about anything.

1:25:11 You know what I mean?

1:25:12 And my daughter, she knows how to trick me.

1:25:14 Her latest thing is, I'm cold, Dada.

1:25:15 Can you hold me?

1:25:16 And they were trying to explain to me that she only says it to me.

1:25:20 And I'm like, that's not true.

1:25:22 And then they did an experiment, where I stayed out of the room.

1:25:25 She was totally fine.

1:25:26 The moment I walked in the room, Dada, I'm cold.

1:25:29 Dada, I'm cold.

1:25:30 That's cute.

1:25:31 ROB: Oh, man, it got me, where the wife will be like, you are not cold.

1:25:34 Get back in your chair.

1:25:36 And she's not cold anymore.

1:25:38 You know what I mean?

1:25:39 That's funny.

1:25:40 Do you think your mother's laid down the law with you guys?

1:25:43 CHANEL: My mom— well, I realized why my parents were not

1:25:45 meant to be together because they're strict about,

1:25:48 like, the opposite things and nice about the opposite things.

1:25:51 Like, my dad, like, would clean up after me.

1:25:52 And my mom said, clean your room.

1:25:54 One's strict about, the other's not.

1:25:56 If they were together, my life would have been hell.

1:25:57 But, like— ROB: I thought you were going to say,

1:25:59 my life would have been perfectly balanced.

1:26:00 STEELO: Perfect, yeah.

1:26:02 ROB: Because, like, my mom would have been, like, clean your room.

1:26:04 And you'd be like, dad, can you get that for me?

1:26:05 I guess, actually, now that I think about it.

1:26:06 STEELO: You could have ran that.

1:26:07 You could have finessed them to— That would have worked.

1:26:10 I just feel like they would have bumped heads, you know?

1:26:11 Yeah, OK, look, this category right here is filled

1:26:13 with moms you just don't want to mess with.

1:26:15 Take a look at Don't F With Mom.

1:26:17 [CHEERING] So my son has a girlfriend in his room.

1:26:23 I've decided to scare the crap out of her.

1:26:26 Here we go.

1:26:27 Here we go.

1:26:30 Oh, yeah.

1:26:32 Come on out, Brittany.

1:26:33 Come out, come out come out.

1:26:37 STEELO: Two days later.

1:26:38 ROB: Oh.

1:26:40 Jeez, my bad.

1:26:41 My son doesn't have a girlfriend.

1:26:43 [LAUGHTER] ROB: What?

1:26:45 Oh, what?

1:26:47 STEELO: Oh, she's funny.

1:26:48 She's funny.

1:26:50 She makes her own videos, and she's funny.

1:26:51 It's hilarious.

1:26:52 Look, do you even have a son?

1:26:54 OK.

1:26:55 That is pretty— STEELO: It pretty funny.

1:26:57 MAN: It's in there.

1:26:59 It's not gonna jump at me?

1:27:00 No, it's in there.

1:27:02 Look.

1:27:02 ROB: It's in there.

1:27:03 Take a look.

1:27:05 Mom, look.

1:27:07 Oh.

1:27:10 You think I'm a fool?

1:27:11 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, man.

1:27:14 I like her.

1:27:15 Man, she played dumb.

1:27:16 She, like, set him up.

1:27:17 You know what I mean?

1:27:18 Oh, in the beginning,

1:27:19 she really made me think that she was scared and she didn't know.

1:27:21 She did a good job.

1:27:22 She's like, I don't know.

1:27:23 Look.

1:27:24 [LAUGHTER] You think I'm a fool?

1:27:29 [LAUGHS] MAN: Oh, wow, Mom, you finally finished with the puzzle.

1:27:33 STEELO: Uh-oh.

1:27:34 Here we go again.

1:27:36 CHANEL: I hate these moments.

1:27:37 ROB: Oh.

1:27:38 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Like, little asshole.

1:27:42 By the grace of God, it's the most sturdy deer puzzle of all time.

1:27:47 STEELO: Deer puzzle.

1:27:48 What the [BLEEP], man?

1:27:50 --your footmarks get on the goddamn wall unless you're

1:27:53 twerking your ass off— CHILD: I didn't do it.

1:27:54 ROB: I didn't do it!

1:27:56 Man, she got busted cause her footprints were on the mirror.

1:27:59 I feel like this is at the height of, like, 2014 Miley era.

1:28:02 Yeah, that haircut right there in the front.

1:28:05 ROB: Damn, we're really— he got Bieber hair.

1:28:06 STEELO: Yeah, he does.

1:28:06 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:28:07 He got Bieber hair.

1:28:08 STEELO: Instagram came out that week.

1:28:09 [BLEEP] Instagram came out.

1:28:11 This is, like, their first post on Instagram.

1:28:14 Baby looking good.

1:28:15 ROB: Oh, you looking good.

1:28:16 MAN: Let me go live.

1:28:18 It's nice.

1:28:19 --on Instagram.

1:28:19 [COUGHS] I be— all my followers get to see me— ooh, there's this side.

1:28:22 They get to see me and stuff like that.

1:28:24 [GROANING] Who the hell is this guy?

1:28:27 CHANEL: Her face.

1:28:28 Dirty bitch.

1:28:30 Go back.

1:28:31 Go back.

1:28:31 Call that man dirty bitch out the real.

1:28:33 He started.

1:28:34 It simmered.

1:28:35 Her first shot was, you dirty bitch.

1:28:37 STEELO: I don't ever get when you can draw

1:28:38 your own eyebrows on, why you would stop right there.

1:28:40 ROB: Man, like— STEELO: Why, you like, this— this is enough.

1:28:43 I outlined it.

1:28:44 It's fine.

1:28:45 ROB: Let's get some— like, get some layers.

1:28:47 Get some girth in there or something, some— ROB: Single line.

1:28:50 STEELO: Yeah.

1:28:50 You're a dirty bitch.

1:28:52 All this coronavirus [BLEEP] going on and you put your hands in my face?

1:28:57 Get the [BLEEP] out of my house.

1:28:59 Out of my house.

1:29:01 God-[BLEEP], what the [BLEEP] is wrong with you, mother-[BLEEP]?

1:29:04 All this coronavirus,

1:29:05 [BLEEP] you put your hands in my— Man, all this coronavirus.

1:29:08 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness.".

1:29:11 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] Yeah, yeah,

1:29:13 yeah Can you please tell those that don't know the title of your podcast?

1:29:19 The Morning Wood Show with Deez Nuts.

1:29:21 [LAUGHTER]- That's a great title.

1:29:23 There we go.

1:29:24 You'll never forget it.

1:29:25 You'll never forget it.

1:29:27 When— when was the first time you— [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] Hey,

1:29:32 there's no way you can— That's a good title.

1:29:34 [LAUGHTER] I was just about to say, discovered deez nuts.

1:29:38 [LAUGHTER] Hey, look, every time you hear it, it makes you laugh.

1:29:43 Every single time.

1:29:44 So we dedicated an entire category to it— TYRON: Wow.

1:29:47 --Deez Nuts.

1:29:48 Take a look.

1:29:49 TYRON: Hey, hey.

1:29:51 [APPLAUSE] What's your name?

1:29:54 Now you gonna walk off.

1:29:55 ROB: You ain't gonna walk off right now.

1:29:57 That's my parking spot.

1:29:59 What's your name, sir?

1:30:00 My name is Deez.

1:30:01 These what, sir?

1:30:02 Deez Nuts.

1:30:03 [LAUGHTER] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:30:08 He was waiting on that.

1:30:09 ROB: Yeah.

1:30:10 STEELO: He was waiting on that!

1:30:11 ROB: He couldn't even— all of his anger was gone the moment he said, Deez who?

1:30:15 Deez what?

1:30:16 He's like, oh, [BLEEP].

1:30:19 Oh my god.

1:30:20 He couldn't believe he fell for it.

1:30:22 MAN: Yo, I can't believe they've been together for 23 years and never broke up.

1:30:26 Who?

1:30:26 MAN: Who?

1:30:26 MAN: Deez Nuts!

1:30:27 [LAUGHTER] Hey, I'm using that one.

1:30:32 I'm using that one.

1:30:34 Yeah, look at this boy.

1:30:35 [LAUGHTER] He died, bro.

1:30:39 He really crossed his arms like he died.

1:30:41 TYRON: Hey.

1:30:42 STEELO: He was like, ah!

1:30:43 Hey, he went Wakanda.

1:30:44 [LAUGHTER] Can't breathe.

1:30:46 MAN: Have you tried these?

1:30:47 Tried what?

1:30:49 MAN: These nuts.

1:30:50 Got him.

1:30:51 [LAUGHTER] I think that's his mom,

1:30:53 and he realized he's about to get his ass whooped.

1:30:55 So he had a backup plan, and that [BLEEP] had a can of nuts.

1:30:57 ROB: Right.

1:30:58 Right.

1:30:58 MAN: These nuts.

1:30:59 Got him.

1:31:00 ROB: Got him.

1:31:01 MAN: These nuts right here.

1:31:02 TYRON: Right.

1:31:02 Look, see?

1:31:03 Look.

1:31:03 See?

1:31:04 --know how communism was defined by the original propagator of communism.

1:31:08 Yeah.

1:31:08 How was it?

1:31:09 These nuts.

1:31:10 So that's your argument?

1:31:11 Yeah, these nuts.

1:31:11 That's your intellectual engagement in the— Intellectually, these testicles.

1:31:15 Hey, that's it.

1:31:16 These Nuts can solve everything.

1:31:18 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] OK, look,

1:31:23 here's an old saying that says, fool me once, shame on you.

1:31:28 STEELO: Yeah.

1:31:29 Fool me twice, shame on me.

1:31:31 How often do you get fooled twice?

1:31:33 The same exact way?

1:31:35 ROB: Same way.

1:31:36 Oh, not often.

1:31:37 Not often at all.

1:31:38 You got to be really good to [BLEEPS] with this brain.

1:31:41 OK, well, everybody in this category right here,

1:31:45 they've already been fooled once, and they're not gonna let it happen again.

1:31:47 Take a look at Not This Time.

1:31:49 [CHEERING] [HIP-HOP MUSIC] WOMAN: So I'm gonna drop it,

1:31:55 and you have to catch it with your forehead.

1:31:57 That's called a concussion.

1:31:58 ROB: That's called a concussion.

1:32:00 There you go, future sportscaster.

1:32:02 WOMAN: 3, 2, 1.

1:32:06 ROB: Got it.

1:32:07 [LAUGHTER] That tie looks like a contestant

1:32:10 on Wheel of Fortune for whatever reason.

1:32:12 Hey, baba.

1:32:14 No, that's your grandfather's tie.

1:32:16 STEELO: It really is like an old tie.

1:32:19 ROB: Oh, here we go.

1:32:20 STEELO: Here we go!

1:32:21 [LAUGHTER] ROB: What's up?

1:32:24 What's up?

1:32:25 He is their hero now.

1:32:26 Wait, is he a teacher?

1:32:27 Yeah.

1:32:28 Oh, I thought he was a student.

1:32:29 ROB: Yeah, science.

1:32:31 Been doing this school for 15 years.

1:32:33 [LAUGHTER] Oh, is this what you do to this poor guy?

1:32:37 All right, there you go.

1:32:39 I'mma get to it.

1:32:40 I'mma get to it.

1:32:42 [APPLAUSE] Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." OK,

1:32:46 look, as a father with small children,

1:32:49 you feel taken advantage of when they take a dump

1:32:53 in their diapers and they didn't do it on time,

1:32:57 on schedule, or when you expected it, or when their mother's around.

1:33:00 CHANEL: Or when their mother's around.

1:33:02 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:33:03 Take me to— ROB: This category right here is about

1:33:07 parents that has gotten so much of their children's doo,

1:33:10 doo on their hands throughout their life that they

1:33:12 felt like they needed to do a little payback.

1:33:15 [LAUGHTER] And as— as interesting as it sounds,

1:33:18 get prepared to see the magic of Parental Payback.

1:33:22 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, hey, here you go.

1:33:30 CHILD: There you go.

1:33:31 WOMAN: Thank you, baby.

1:33:32 STEELO: Oh, no.

1:33:33 Ew!

1:33:35 [SHOUTING] STEELO: Oh, so you know that you don't like it.

1:33:40 [CRIES] STEELO: Yeah, oh, man.

1:33:43 The fact that kids know they don't like it is hilarious to me,

1:33:45 but yet you're doing it in your [BLEEP] pants.

1:33:48 ROB: Man.

1:33:49 MAN: Give it to me.

1:33:50 Through the door.

1:33:51 ROB: I love that it's all the same setup, like,

1:33:53 where it's like, yeah, I got the toilet paper right here.

1:33:55 Ew.

1:33:57 ROB: [GROANS] Mommy.

1:33:59 WOMAN: Get away.

1:34:01 [CRIES] ROB: Oh, man.

1:34:06 WOMAN: It's so scary.

1:34:07 Ah!

1:34:08 STEELO: She had to move her hand [BLEEP] Oh, don't move that hand too much.

1:34:12 No.

1:34:12 WOMAN: Smell it.

1:34:13 MAN: Smell it.

1:34:14 WOMAN: Smell it.

1:34:15 It's just peanut butter and chocolate.

1:34:16 No!

1:34:17 Oh, man, just scarred.

1:34:19 MAN: Here, just give it to me in my hands here.

1:34:21 Hold on.

1:34:22 STEELO: I would do this.

1:34:23 [SHOUTING] ROB: Like, as if your parents would have [BLEEP] on their hands.

1:34:29 That much.

1:34:31 Like, they just don't know what they're doing.

1:34:36 ROB: Thank you.

1:34:37 WOMAN: Oh my god, Aaliyah.

1:34:38 Yeah?

1:34:40 WOMAN: Oh, look at your hand.

1:34:43 AALIYAH: What is that?

1:34:44 What is that?

1:34:45 WOMAN: Oh, look at that.

1:34:46 ROB: What is it?

1:34:47 What is that, coronavirus?

1:34:48 What is that?

1:34:49 [SHOUTING] STEELO: Oh, man.

1:34:52 She didn't get that much on her, though.

1:34:54 Man, she barely got any on her.

1:34:55 It's like she just saw a dead body.

1:34:57 Like, just legitimately saw a ghost.

1:34:59 WOMAN: Just give me the roll, baby?

1:35:01 CHILD: How?

1:35:03 Mom, is that poop?

1:35:05 WOMAN: Oh my god.

1:35:06 Is it poop?

1:35:08 ROB: Oh, what the hell?

1:35:09 WOMAN: I'm sorry, baby.

1:35:11 Give me the toilet paper.

1:35:13 Are you about to puke?

1:35:15 Oh, don't puke.

1:35:16 Don't puke.

1:35:16 Wash your hands.

1:35:18 STEELO: She went too far.

1:35:19 ROB: Yeah, real funny, mom.

1:35:20 All right, that's it for our episode today.

1:35:22 For Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast, I'm Rob Dyrdek.

1:35:25 We'll see you next time on "Ridiculousness." [CHEERING] [DEVO,

1:35:28 "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"]

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